DID YOU SEE POSH CLUB TELEVISION? It's Not Too Late to Watch Our Internet TV Shows PC*TV
Total Page:16
File Type:pdf, Size:1020Kb
A LOOK AT LONDONIT'S DOUBLE THE FUN IN THE BIG SMOKE WITH OUR ELEPHANT AND HACKNEY CREWS TEAMING UP TO SHARE LOCKDOWN GOSSIP AND SCANDAL FROM THE CAPITAL DRAMATIC DISH TOWEL DELIVERY DANCE OFF... Taking dis-dance to a whole new level, The Posh Club doorstep delivery team struck a pose from afar with surprised recipient Merlyn Seivright. Dropping of one of our gorgeous new super-absorbent and super-fly tea towels with panache and grace were South London glamour puss, Rhys's Pieces and some of the staf and volunteers who make The Posh Club possible. The stunt is part of the club's eforts to stay in touch with isolated elders stuck at home alone under lockdown. Spreading nothing but cheer and joy as they make their way around London, giving gifts and giggles to unsuspecting senior citizens... full story inside DID YOU SEE POSH CLUB TELEVISION? It's not too late to watch our internet TV shows PC*TV. Four live shows recorded in Hastings, London, Brighton and Crawley. Hosted by our resident pretty boy in a bow tie, Dicky from Duckie. Go to theposhclub.co.uk on your computer, phone or tablet to catchup. AZARA & POSH T 'S PUSSY GALORE MEET NINA CAMILLERI WELCOMING WORDS I got my cat about two years ago from cat rescue when she was a couple of months old. She’s a mix of brown, orange and white. I went to Mitcham and brought her back in a taxi. When I first got How on earth are you all Posh Clubbers? her, I couldn't find her anywhere. I'd look and look and then I'd see We can't tell you how much we've missed the basket moving across the floor, upside down. She learned to turn it over. seeing your warm and smiling faces. She’s the sixth cat I’ve had but I’ve never bought one. It’s always These past few months have been a real others trying to get rid of them or they follow me home. The Pied Piper of cats, that’s me. Even on holiday, they know I’m a cat challenge, haven't they? We know that woman. I lived in Malta for a while and my friend gave me two many of you have been 'shielding' and may kittens. In Australia, one followed me home. ‘Follow her! She’s an old girl on her own, maybe she’ll give us some food!’ They must only be stepping out of your front door now. know. They zoom in on it. We may not be clapping eyes on you, but She’s been very hot in this heat – stretched out on the floor, here in Posh Club land, we're holding you flapping around! I’ve just wiped her down with a damp cloth. And she’s completely scatty, my pussy. The maddest cat I’ve ever had. in our hearts. The Posh Club spirit is strong She sleeps on the bed with me on a special sheet. I go in there, and the Posh show must go on! come out, go back in – and my knickers and bras are all over the floor, like I’ve been burgled. I thought I’d had a cat burglar – but it We are delighted to bring to you a special was the pussy burglar. edition of The Posh Paper, put together by the Posh teams from Elephant and Hackney. It's one way for us to stay connected with your lovely selves. It's packed with Elephant and Hackney Posh features, interviews and entertainment from the people you know and love - about the people you know and love. Queen of the Kitchen, Lorraine, is not only a dab hand with the egg mayo, she's also turned WHAT'S INSIDE her hand to interviewing our very own Posh Club heart throb and top notch rock 'n' roll 2. WELCOME / NINA CAMILLERI warbler, Black Elvis. 3 - BLACK ELVIS / WIKADO FACE MASK / DOREEN BARCLAY Our guests are the main stars of this show - 4 - ELSA'S ELIXIR/DOORSTEP DIVA Diane and Bernice sharing fond memories of their Nans, our most dapper Posh gents 5 - EUNICE WHITE recommending their Posh Top 30 hits, and our 6 - PHIL VINE / PETER'S QUIZ Eunice sharing how she's been caring for folks on the NHS front-line. 7 - SEYMOUR GRANT / GOODBYE PINKY And this is only the tip of the Posh iceberg my 8 - VANESSA GALLAGHER / OWEN DUCKETT / NIALL'S SMILES friends. 9 - POSH T'S STAR SIGNS We hope you'll enjoy reading our Posh Paper 10 - WRENCH & FRANKS - YOU LOOK FABULOUS as much as we've enjoyed putting it together. It's brought back so many happy Posh Club 12 - POEM / WORDSEARCH memories and reminded us how strong the 13 - POSH CLUB TV love is in the Posh Club family. May the Posh Club spirit be alive and well in your hearts. 14 - PC*DC TOUR 15 - JUNE POWER Loads of Posh love from Azara and Posh T xxx 16 - BERNICE O'GARRO You can contact the Hackney team by 17 - DIANE WILLIAMSON phone on 07938 985 644, by email on 18 - DAPPER CHARTS [email protected], or by post to The Posh Club c/o 13 Brenchley Gardens, 19 - LIP TIPS / REG O'DONOGHUE / LORNA'S PIE SE23 3RD 20 - TWERK PONG You can contact the Elephant team by phone on 07848 816842, by email on [email protected] or by post to The Posh Club c/o 306 Amhurst Rd, West PHOTOS BY CAITLIN MENZIES, ELSABET YONAS & PETER ROBERTSHAW Hackney, N16 7UE Supported by Over the bathroom sink, scoop the THE KING & I Wickado mask onto the face and spread an even layer avoiding the by Lorraine WEAR A MASK! eyes, lips, nostrils. Give it a taste and I’m Lorraine, Queen of The Posh Club Glamourpuss Posh Club lick your fingers and wash your hands. Hackney’s kitchen, and maker of all of those lovely sandwiches. volunteer Caitlin Menzies Take a seat for 10 mins and do some pelvic floor exercises. Today I had the pleasure of interviewing a shares her recipe for a Posh Club legend - Black Elvis, AKA Colbert While your mask cooks, let me tell Hamilton. We had a good old catch up – diferent kind of face mask you about the benefits of this delicious so good to see you again Colbert, looking for perfect pandemic face mask. forward to seeing you back on the stage one Avocado is perfect for reducing day soon! panache. inflammation of the skin and adding Born in Birmingham in 1963, Colbert learnt WICKADO FACE MASK moisture to the face, making your skin to sing from his favourite artist Elvis’ records feel as soft as a baby’s bum. from the age of 13. Amazingly, Colbert is The Wickado face mask - to make your skin Honey contains anti oxidants and musically self-taught, having had no singing soft, smooth and supple #norifraf. antibacterial properties, keep those lessons, or musical tuition. I asked him if he To create this homemade face mask, you will germs away darlings. Honey is also played any instruments. He replied that his need: ½ a ripe avocado, 1 tsp. plain yoghurt, great for hydration of the skin - voice was an instrument in itself, and I would 1 tsp. of honey, a bowl, a fork and a face positively moist. have to agree. cloth. Plain yoghurt is the fountain of youth, When Elvis passed in 1977 Colbert became Firstly, mash your ½ a ripe avocado with a increasing the elasticity to the skin greatly inspired by his music, along with the fork in the bowl until it becomes creamy and providing a free face lift. work of Tom Jones and Bruce Springsteen. soft, add 1 tsp. of plain yoghurt and 1 tsp. of Now it has been 10 minutes, with a Colbert’s confidence in singing went from honey. Mix all the in-gredients until smooth warm face cloth wipe away the face strength to strength and he went on to form (don’t worry if there are any small lumps). mask and your skin will feel fabulous! a Rockabilly Band. Following on from this success, Black Elvis was created about 18 years ago. I went on to ask him how he stayed slim; did he go to a gym? “Oh no!” he said, “My and that one, sitting on their laps. Then I get workout is being on stage.” the bus home on my own. I’ve been on my own 30 years. After three husbands, I gave So what’s it like being on stage as Black ANIMAL MAGIC up. Like I tell them all, I look better dressed Elvis I asked? “There’s the crazy side, and MEET DOREEN BARCLAY than undressed, let’s not spoil the image. the build-up. It’s a buzz, a good gig, a good AKA DOREEN PETSHOP performance. I love what I do. And there’s What’s kept me going in lockdown is my the joy that I can give to other people. You I’m an 83-year-old who’s more like a front garden. People come round and take can’t buy the feeling of applause. It’s a 33-year-old, that’s what they tell me. I’m in pictures. They admire the flowers I grow in powerful thing.” this old house on Cassland Road in Hackney toilets. They say, ‘That’s beautiful’. I say, ‘It’s a where I’ve lived almost all my life, since I gazunda.