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Sun May 16, 2010

06:00 CHOWDER G

The Belgian Waffle Slobberbarker/The Apprentice Scouts When the catering company is robbed, the gang cooks up a guard dog. But Chowder modifies the recipe, making the dog turns more dangerous than not having any protection.

06:30 THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF FLAPJACK Repeat G

Mechanical Genie Island / Revenge

Dont rub THIS Genie the wrong way. Hes playin for keeps!

07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G

Hosted by Shura Taft and Heidi Valkenburg.

07:05 THUNDERBIRDS Captioned Repeat G

Terror In NYC Part 2 Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Samson's Mail Fraud / The Haunted Coffee Table

After getting laughed at by the other campers, Samson lies and tells them that he has a very famous and magical friend.

08:00 LOONATICS UNLEASHED Repeat WS G

The Music Villain

The soft-spoken, somewhat nerdy KEYBOARD MAN has used his genius to find a way to control inanimate objects with his music.

08:30 TOM & JERRY TALES Repeat WS G

Kitty Cat Blues/ Flamenco Fiasco/ DJ Jerry Tom tries to win the affection of a lady cat by giving her Jerry, but when she's mean to him, he wants his mouse back, and goes to musical lengths to get him.

09:00 GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY Repeat G

Dracula Must Die / Short Tall Tales

Everyone's favourite O.G. (Original Ghoul) is back, but this time he's hunted by Lionel Van Helsing, the infamous vampire hunter.

09:30 BEN 10 Repeat G

The Return - Part 1

Ben, Gwen and Max investigate the fact that the latest shuttle launch has been delayed by a freak purple lightning storm.

10:00 THE BATMAN WS G

What Goes Up...

When Black Mask hires Hawkman's arch-nemesis the Shadow Thief to break him out of Arkham and assist in the theft of a meteorite, Batman must team up with fellow Justice League member Hawkman to defeat the villains.

10:30 LEGION OF SUPERHEROES Repeat WS PG

The Man From The Edge Of Tomorrow (Part 1) In the 41st century the universe will be terrorized by a warrior named Imperiex. The only person standing in the way of his plans for domination is a clone of the original Superman.

11:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Back To LA After their week in Paris, Lauren and Whitney are back home and have to deal with what happened. Will Whitney be able to follow her dream and change her career? And how will Lauren's love life progress?

11:30 DETAILS: TO BE ADVISED G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow. 12:30 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat PG

Fallen Angel The Angels are retained by an opera star to protect a diamond from a jewel thief. However, Jill has become romantically involved with the thief who invites her to participate in the heist. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Cheryl Ladd and Shelley Hack.

13:30 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY Repeat WS G

Anatomy Of A Tonsil When Danny has his tonsils out, he first thinks he will die...then he thinks he has lost his singing voice. Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

14:00 FREE WILLY 3: THE RESCUE 1997 Repeat WS PG

Free Willy 3: The Rescue

17-year-old Jesse is working on his first summer job on an oceanic research vessel. As they travel along the coast he teams up with Max Wesley to save Willy and his pod from the illegal whaling efforts of Max's dad. Along the way Max must find the courage to confront his father and Jesse rediscovers the extraordinary strength of his bond with Willy. Stars Jason James Richter, August Schellenberg, Vincent Berry and Patrick Kilpatrick.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Adult Themes

16:00 GREEN ACRES G

Don't Count Your Tomato's Before They're Picked Oliver sets out to harvest his tomato crop. While Oliver picks tomatoes, Mr Haney picks up his telephone bill for $8 and threatens to bankrupt the Hooterville Valley with exorbitant phone rates.

16:30 GREEN ACRES G

A Kind Word For The President

Oliver sets out to accomplish two changes in the Hooterville Valley phone service of which he is President.

17:00 THE NANNY Repeat PG

One False Mole and You're Dead Margo Lange, the famous actress is starring in one of Maxwell's plays, and Fran disguises as a gardener so she can spy on them. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

17:30 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

18:30 TOP GEAR WS PG

Which hatchback is the hottest: the Renault Megane, Vauxhall Astra VXR or Golf GTi? Jeremy finds out by taking them round the Top Gear test track. Richard Hammond and James May try their hand at Russian roulette road-testing by becoming scootermen and Clarkson gives his verdict on BMWs new M5. Guest stars disc jockey Chris Evans.

19:40 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Lizard-Spok Expansion

A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard. Sheldon tries to improve the game rock-paper-scissors.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The White Asparagus Triangulation

Sheldon is over exuberant that Leonard finally has a girlfriend matching his high standards.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 YOURS, MINE OURS 2005 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Yours, Mine Ours

When naval officer and recent widow Frank impulsively marries his old high-school sweetheart, Helen, they instantly create one very large family, a family of 18 children who don't get along. That is until they set aside their differences and unite forces against a common foe - their parents. Stars Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo and Sean Faris.

Starring: Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language 22:30 QUICK CHANGE 1990 Captioned Repeat WS M

Quick Change Three discontented New Yorkers mastermind a 'foolproof' bank robbery to steal a million dollars and flee to Fiji. But the trio find that it's easier to rob a bank than to get out of New York! Stars Bill Murray, Geena Davis, Randy Quaid and Jason Robards.

Starring: Howard Franklin, Bill Murray, Geena Davis, Randy Quaid, Jason Robards, Bob Elliot, Philip Bosco

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

00:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

01:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

A Kind Word For The President

Oliver sets out to accomplish two changes in the Hooterville Valley phone service of which he is President.

01:30 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY Repeat WS G

Anatomy Of A Tonsil When Danny has his tonsils out, he first thinks he will die...then he thinks he has lost his singing voice. Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

04:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat PG

05:00 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY Repeat WS G

Anatomy Of A Tonsil When Danny has his tonsils out, he first thinks he will die...then he thinks he has lost his singing voice. Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

05:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Disregarding Henry/Nice Moustache When Jake hears Henry Armadillo sing, he quickly enters him into the school talent show and books him a TV gig -- without realizing how terrible he is.

06:30 MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF FLAPJACK II G

07:00 CHOWDER Repeat G

Burple Nurples/Shnitzel Makes A Deposit When Chowder unknowingly fills a dish with poison, Mung must spend an action-packed day keeping the tainted food away from the citizens of Marzipan City.

07:30 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned WS G

Skull & Crossbones Mums new job at the art gallery is threatened when a group of scurvy dogs steal the gallerys main attraction as a new figurehead for their ship. Its up to Dennis and his crew to battle the pirates and return the stolen statue.

08:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

The Real Life

In this spoof of MTV's show, "The Real World," The Brain must get along with a houseful of 20-year-olds to carry out his latest scheme.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Carry On Nurse Fred

Fred's effort to achieve tranquillity is tested by the nurse who takes over his home.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Judy Takes Off

When Jane and Mrs. Spacely compete for the same award, Spacely employs devious means to discredit Jane.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Have You Heard The One About The Used Car Salesman

Instead of taking Tony's car to a repair shop, it ends up on a used car lot. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Allergic To Ancient Macedonian Dodo Birds Endora and Clara have their powers switched when Endora is exposed to an extinct Do-Do bird. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Unnatural

When Al has a bad day at the ballpark, his team vote unanimously to put him on the bench and replace him with the athletic and handsome Sven Hunkstrom. Al however, gets the chance to redeem his reputation and create a new softball legend when Sven is injured during the game.

Starring: Ed O'Neill

12:00 FRASIER Captioned G

Forgotten But Not Gone Now that Frasier has landed a segment on Gil's gastronomic show about wine, he's ready to resign the Wine Club, just as Niles takes over the presidency duties.

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Opposite

As Elaine proudly announces her new promotion, George concludes that all of his instincts in life have been wrong. Deciding to try something different, he changes his regular lunch order. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards. 13:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

13:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

A Kind Word For The President

Oliver sets out to accomplish two changes in the Hooterville Valley phone service of which he is President.

14:00 STARSKY & HUTCH M

Silence A halfway House for ex-convicts becomes the setting for an eleborate frame-up involving an imposter priest and a deaf mute. Stars Paul Michael Glaser and David Soul.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Finch On Ice

Finch's former figure skating partner visits and asks for him for help coaching her and her new partner. Meanwhile, Nina worries that an ailing Ed McMahon may cause the preemption of an A&E biography about her. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG

Imaginary Friends

Fran accidently eats Grace's imaginary friend Imogene. Stars Fran Drescher and Madeline Zima.

16:00 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned Repeat WS G

16:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

The Real Life

In this spoof of MTV's show, "The Real World," The Brain must get along with a houseful of 20-year-olds to carry out his latest scheme.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Djinn-Djinn, Go Home While picking up items for her charity auction at Major Nelson's house, Amanda Bellows finds a friendly little stray dog and decides to adopt it. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Thanksgiving to Remember Through the bumbling magic of Aunt Clara the Steven's family and Mrs. Kravetz spend Thanksgiving with the original pilgrims in 1620. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ventriloquist Barney

Barney fools Fred into thinking that the Flintstone's new daughter, Pebbles, can talk.

18:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK PG

The Total Wipeout Awards The highs, lows, biggest splashes and extreme smashes are celebrated in this special edition of Total Wipeout presented by Richard Hammond.

Starring: Richard Hammond, Amanda Byram

19:30 WIFE SWAP USA Captioned PG

Starling/Sweatney-Ernst

A woman who adores her motocross-racing son swaps lives with a woman who worships Mother Earth.

20:30 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES WS M

Founder's Day (Season Final)

The first season concludes with a Founder's Day celebration that ends in destruction and death due to a plan set in motion by Johnathan Gilbert. Meanwhile, Elena tries to repair her relationship with Jeremy; Caroline attempts to mend Matt and Tyler's friendship.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence 21:30 NIP/TUCK MA

Lola Wlodkowski A medical consultation with Liz's friend leads Christian to contemplate his relationship with Kimber. Sean begins to heal emotionally after an encounter with a patient seeking perfection.

Starring: Dylan Walsh, Julian Mcmahon, Joely Richardson, Kelly Carlson, Roma Maffia

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sex Scenes, Nudity

22:30 DETAILS: TO BE ADVISED Repeat G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow.

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

It Hits the Fan

Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word 'shit' on the air

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Founder's Day (Season Final)

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

01:00 NIP/TUCK Repeat MA

Starring: Dylan Walsh, Julian Mcmahon, Joely Richardson, Kelly Carlson, Roma Maffia

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sex Scenes, Nudity

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Finch On Ice

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Unnatural

Starring: Ed O'Neill

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ventriloquist Barney

Barney fools Fred into thinking that the Flintstone's new daughter, Pebbles, can talk. Tue May 18, 2010

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Leaf Of Absence/The Poop Scoop

Principal Pixiefrog's worst nightmare comes true when he's successfully sued for the first time in his career.

06:30 THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF FLAPJACK Repeat G

Several Leagues Under The Sea / Cammie Island Follow the fabulous tales of an impressionable young boy, Flapjack, and his two advice-giving best friends; the crusty old pirate called Captain Knuckles and the wise-talking blue whale, Bubbie, whose mouth they call "home, sweet home."

07:00 CHOWDER Repeat G

The Froggy Apple Crumble Thumpkin/Chowder's Girlfriend If Chowder can survive making a very complicated dish, he's on his way to becoming a chef. But the last step may be the one that breaks him.

07:30 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned WS G

Snowbound Dennis competes in a race against Walter to become school prefect, and is determined to make it to the building early for once& despite the fact everyone has had the day off due to a snow blizzard.

08:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Brain's Way

In the early 1940s, The Brain opens a resort in Las Vegas to finance a plan and poses as a singing star to draw patrons.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ventriloquist Barney

Barney fools Fred into thinking that the Flintstone's new daughter, Pebbles, can talk.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Grandpa And The Galactic Gold Diggers

A female thief mistakes Grandpa Jetson for rich Mr. Spacely and woos him to steal his "fortune."

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Dance Show

When Peggy goes out dancing with Marcy she meets Andy. Impressed with his good looks and nice manners, Peggy begins to see him regularly at the dance club. However, when Andy's 'wife' arrives at the Bundy's begging to get him back, Al discovers some devastating news!

Starring: Ed O'Neill

12:00 FRASIER Captioned G

Daphne Returns Daphne returns from the "spa" with a surprising explanation for her recent weight gain. Meanwhile, Roz writes a children's book based on a story her mother used to tell her, but finds out it is already a book and a movie.

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin 12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Chaperone Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island; when they need a chaperone, Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander.

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Big Salad Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis Dreyfus.

13:30 THE HILLS WS PG

A New Roommate An old romance is rekindled when Stephen Coletti reenters Lauren's life. Heidi tries to prevent Stephanie from attending Lauren's housewarming party

14:00 HELP ME HELP YOU Captioned WS PG

Moving On Jonathan becomes buddies with a new guy in the men's room, Michael's sentence in the group ends, Inger helps Dave to attain Legendary status and Bill has to choose between Linda and Anne.

Starring: Ted Danson, Jere Burns, Charlie Finn, Jim Rash

14:30 HELP ME HELP YOU Captioned WS PG

Couples Therapy (Series Finale)

Bill tells the group of the importance of setting boundaries& as he continues to cross the line with Anne.

Starring: Ted Danson, Jere Burns, Charlie Finn, Jim Rash

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

A&E Biography: Nina Van Horn

"Nina Van Horn: Trouble Be Thy Name" features clips from her blaxploitation movie Foxy Trouble with Bernie Casey, her discovery as Claire Noodleman, interviews with her co-workers, her disastrous month-long marriage to Robert Evans, her fiery time with a cult, her involvement in the closing of Studio 54 and her mark on pop music. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG

Christmas Episode Fran and the kids prepare to celebrate Christmas alone when Maxwell and C.C have to go on a business trip. Stars Fran Drescher and Nicholle Tom.

16:00 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned Repeat WS G

16:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Brain's Way

In the early 1940s, The Brain opens a resort in Las Vegas to finance a plan and poses as a singing star to draw patrons.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Indispensable Jeannie When Jeannie is sent away during a compatibility test for Tony and Roger, Jeannie puts the house on automatic granting their every wish. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Solid Gold Mother In Law Endora's attempt at being the perfect sweet and charming mother-in-law causes a split between Darrin and Larry. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Big Move

Fred leases a luxurious mansion to get Pebbles away from the uncouth Barney.

18:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK PG

Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.

Starring: Richard Hammond, Amanda Byram 19:30 FRASIER Captioned G

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin

20:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

20:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Big Salad Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis Dreyfus.

21:00 COMMUNITY PG

Debate 109 Jeff and Annie team up against City College for the debate championship. Pierce applies hypnotherapy on Britta to help her quit smoking while Shirley is weirded out as Abed's films appear to predict the future. Stars Joel McHale, Chevy Chase and Alison Brie.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 THE INBETWEENERS WS MA

The Duke Of Edinburgh Awards Will is asked to co-ordinate the schools Duke of Edinburgh award scheme, and immediately uses it as an opportunity to try and snare an older university student, by helping her out at the local retirement home.

Starring: Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References, Adult Themes

22:00 SOUTH PARK M

Ginger Kids After giving a presentation on 'Ginger Kids' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them. To teach him a lesson, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny sneak in to his room and use makeup to give him the appearance of a Ginger.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

22:30 SOUTH PARK M

Trapped in the Closet Stan finds out that he's depressed after taking a test given to him by Scientologists. After joining his new religion, the other members realize that he is the reincarnation of their leader.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

23:00 RENO 911 Repeat M

Clementine Gets Married Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from her scummy boyfriend, Steed. Will love conquer justice? Probably. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Cripple Fight

The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Some Violence

00:00 COMMUNITY Repeat PG

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:30 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA

Starring: Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References, Adult Themes 01:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

01:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Big Salad Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis Dreyfus.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

A&E Biography: Nina Van Horn

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Dance Show

Starring: Ed O'Neill

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Big Move

Fred leases a luxurious mansion to get Pebbles away from the uncouth Barney. Wed May 19, 2010

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

I Fear Pretties/Magic Fish When Margaret Rhino learns from Adam that she's rare, she becomes intolerably arrogant, angering her two best friends, Joanie and Latanya.

06:30 THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF FLAPJACK Repeat G

Several Leagues Above The Sea! / That's A Wrap!

Up, up and a whale! The attention of a stranger has Bubbies head in the clouds.

07:00 CHOWDER Repeat G

Grubble Gum/The Cinnamini Monster

Chowder is forced to swallow his new gum before Truffles finds out he didn't buy enough to share.

07:30 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned WS G

Monster Menace Expecting a Model Space Racer Jet Set Kit, Dennis and Gnasher instead receive Jacques, a hulking, information-guzzling fellow who becomes a huge hit with the school and wins the heart of Matilda.

08:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

A Pinky & The Brain Halloween

Pinky sells his soul so that The Brain can take over the world.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Big Move

Fred leases a luxurious mansion to get Pebbles away from the uncouth Barney.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Winner Takes All

Out-of-shape George inadvertently volunteers for a health club fitness contest.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Indispensable Jeannie When Jeannie is sent away during a compatibility test for Tony and Roger, Jeannie puts the house on automatic granting their every wish. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Solid Gold Mother In Law Endora's attempt at being the perfect sweet and charming mother-in-law causes a split between Darrin and Larry. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Kelly Bounces Back Bud gives away Kelly's secret weapon which loses her a modelling job. Meanwhile, Peg has gone on strike and decides to hide Al's remote control until Al stops taking her for granted.

Starring: Ed O'Neill

12:00 FRASIER Captioned G

The Wizard And Roz

Frasier catches his mentor in a bathrobe with Roz. Niles doesn't believe Daphne is psychic, so she calls a spookologist.

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Pledge Drive Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if it was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend confused. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis Dreyfus. 13:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Founder's Day (Season Final)

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

14:00 STARSKY & HUTCH M

The Omaha Tiger The financial success of a popular young wrestler causes greedy in-fighting which results in a triple murder. Stars Paul Michael Glaser and David Soul.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Fast Time At Finchmont High

Finch goes undercover at a high school and winds up becoming incredibly popular. Jack discovers that the office mail guy is an incredible opera singer. Nina becomes celibate, following some advice from Elliott. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG

Personal Business Maxwell convinces Fran to go on a date with a soap opera star to get him to agree to appear in a play. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

16:00 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned Repeat WS G

16:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

A Pinky & The Brain Halloween

Pinky sells his soul so that The Brain can take over the world.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Dr Bellows Goes Sane Doctor Bellows assembles a complete dossier on Tony to prove his case against Tony for General Peterson. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

My, What Big Ears You Have Endora puts a spell on Darrin which causes his ears to grow anytime he lies. Unfortunately he has a surprise present for Samantha which he does has to be sneaky about. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Swedish Visitors

After Wilma spends all of their vacation money on a fur coat, she schemes to replace the cash when Fred plans a trip.

18:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK PG

Starring: Richard Hammond, Amanda Byram

19:30 FRASIER Captioned G

The Wizard And Roz

Frasier catches his mentor in a bathrobe with Roz. Niles doesn't believe Daphne is psychic, so she calls a spookologist.

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin

20:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

Over There (Part 1)

Walter and Olivia travel to the parallel universe, and the anticipated face-off between Walter Bishop and William Bell occurs.

Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole, J.J. Abrams

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

21:30 TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES WS M

Some Must Watch, While Some Must Sleep Haunted by nightmares of the man she killed in the factory, Sarah checks in to a sleep clinic. She soon suspects Skynet may be using the facility for brain mapping.

Starring: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau, Brian Austin Green, Shirley Manson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

22:30 V Captioned WS M

Heretics Fork Chad deals with his aneurysm on the mother ship; Ryan confesses to Val that he is a Visitor; Erica, Father Jack and Hobbes try to protect the Fifth Column. Starring: Elizabeth Mitchell, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Laura Vandervoort, Logan Huffman, Morris Chestnut, Lourdes Benedicto

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Super Best Friends

Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:00 FRINGE Captioned Repeat WS M

Over There (Part 1)

Walter and Olivia travel to the parallel universe, and the anticipated face-off between Walter Bishop and William Bell occurs.

Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole, J.J. Abrams

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:00 TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES Repeat WS M

Starring: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau, Brian Austin Green, Shirley Manson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Fast Time At Finchmont High

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Starring: Ed O'Neill

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Swedish Visitors

After Wilma spends all of their vacation money on a fur coat, she schemes to replace the cash when Fred plans a trip. Thu May 20, 2010

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Ain't Too Proud To Egg/The Two Jakes

In a school assignment designed to teach responsibility, Adam, Jake and the gang are given eggs to care for.

06:30 THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF FLAPJACK Repeat G

Lookin' For Love In All The Wrong Barrels / Beard Buddies

Love is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe Knuckles needs glasses.

07:00 CHOWDER Repeat G

The Sing Beans/Certifrycation Class

In order to cook the performing food Sing Beans, the gang has to stay up all night as the dish cooks.

07:30 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned Repeat WS G

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Dennis is forced by his mum and dad to go for a haircut at Slasher Brown's barber shop, and ends up being chased by the World Federation of Barbers.

08:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Brainy Jack Discovering that the best way to take over the world is through pacifism, Pinky and The Brain travel to the Southwest on horseback and create a colony to teach the world the value of peace, love and improvisation.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Swedish Visitors

After Wilma spends all of their vacation money on a fur coat, she schemes to replace the cash when Fred plans a trip.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

The Wrong Stuff

Elroy and Astro wander onto an unmanned rocket just before it departs on a five-year mission.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Dr Bellows Goes Sane Doctor Bellows assembles a complete dossier on Tony to prove his case against Tony for General Peterson. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Married..With Aliens

After receiving a head injury while retrieving coins from the mall's Wishing Pond, Al claims to have seen alien creatures in his bedroom. While the rest of the family think he is hallucinating, Al sets up a camera to record the next alien visit which will allow him to claim a one million dollar reward for being the first person to provide evidence that aliens have visited the Earth.

Starring: Ed O'Neill

12:00 FRASIER Captioned G

Semi-Descent Proposal (Part 1) Frasier takes interest in a charming woman named Claire, who he meets in a store line. However, Claire turns out to be a friend of Lana's, and in order to spend time with her, Frasier must escort Lana to her surprise birthday party.

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin 12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Chinese Woman Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her. Stars Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander.

13:00 TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES Repeat WS M

Starring: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau, Brian Austin Green, Shirley Manson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:00 V Captioned Repeat WS M

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Hit The Road, Jack

Elliott accidentally erases a phone message in which Jack's wife says she's leaving him.

15:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG

The Nanny-in-Law

Maxwell's old nanny comes to visit and complains about Fran's job as a nanny. Stars Fran Drescher and Daniel Davis.

16:00 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned Repeat WS G

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Dennis is forced by his mum and dad to go for a haircut at Slasher Brown's barber shop, and ends up being chased by the World Federation of Barbers.

16:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

How To Marry An Astronaut Jeannie II returns and says that she can finally help her sister get Tony to marry her. She shows her how easy it is to get a man to fall in love without the aid of magic. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

I Get Your Nannie... You Get My Goat After hiring a magical nanny, her previous employer comes looking for her with a vengeance and zaps Darrin into a mirror. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Birthday Party

A surprise birthday party for Fred turns into a fiasco when Fred goes missing.

18:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK PG

Starring: Richard Hammond, Amanda Byram

19:30 TOP GEAR WS PG

Jeremy finds out if a BMW 5 series diesel measures up against the 5 series petrol. In Iceland, Richard finds out if a jeep can drive across a lake. In Dubai, Jeremy road testsd the new Bentley Flying Spur, the fastest four-door saloon in the world. Top Gear looks at the latest range of off-road toys. Formula 1 racing driver Mark Webber joins Jeremy in the studio. 20:40 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Vartabedian Conundrum Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:10 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis Sheldon annoys the gang with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:35 E.R. WS M

Dream Runner After a crazy day trying to save a young girl with sickle cell anemia, Neela goes in for an attending interview and is surprised to see Dr. Elizabeth Corday. Stars John Stamos, Maura Tierney and Alex Kingston.

22:35 GOSSIP GIRL WS M

The Remains of J Serena throws Jenny a party for her 16th birthday, but things get way out of control when Poppy Lifton turns the small gathering into a huge social event. Stars Blake Lively, Leighton Meester and Penn Badgley.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Some Violence

00:00 E.R. Repeat WS M

01:00 GOSSIP GIRL Repeat WS M

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Hit The Road, Jack

Elliott accidentally erases a phone message in which Jack's wife says she's leaving him.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Married..With Aliens

Starring: Ed O'Neill

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Birthday Party

A surprise birthday party for Fred turns into a fiasco when Fred goes missing. Fri May 21, 2010

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Jake's Day Off/Lupe In Love Jake decides to take a day off from school. But in typical Jake fashion, his day off from school is going to be spent at school -- enjoying all the facility has to offer without those annoying classes getting in the way.

06:30 THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF FLAPJACK Repeat G

Skooled / Snarked

Flapjack and Knuckles have an adventure in learning!

07:00 CHOWDER Repeat G

The Wrong Address/The Wrong Customer

A normal delivery turns into a nonstop adventure when Chowder's gut instincts lead him and Mung through unfamiliar parts of town.

07:30 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned Repeat WS G

The Day They Took Gnasher Away When the Dog Training School promises Dennis's father that they can turn Gnasher into a perfect pooch, Dennis and the gang go on an undercover mission to rescue him, and discover the school is not what it seems...

08:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Big In Japan/Leggo My Ego The Brain becomes a Sumo wrestler in order to gain access to the rare Mugu fish, whose paralytic properties will help him take over the world.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Birthday Party

A surprise birthday party for Fred turns into a fiasco when Fred goes missing.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

The Mirrormorph

An alien clay causes chaos when it molds itself into duplicates of each Jetson.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Wabbit Season After losing his mind during the annual midnight shoe sale, Al takes up gardening to regain his sanity. But it's not long before Farmer Al is seeking revenge against carrot stealing rabbits.

Starring: Ed O'Neill

12:00 FRASIER Captioned G

A Passing Fancy (Part 2) Lana promises to set up Frasier with Claire if he tutors Kirby, Lana's teenage son. Kirby agrees to study hard if Frasier can get him a date with Roz.

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin 12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Couch Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. Kramer plans to start a pizza business with Poppie. Stars Julia Louis Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

13:00 GOSSIP GIRL Repeat WS M

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

14:00 STARSKY & HUTCH M

Jo-Jo A rapist turned informer is murdered before he can lead police to the elusive boss of a drug ring. Stars Paul Michael Glaser and David Soul.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

A Night At The Plaza

As Jack asks that everyone butt out of his pending divorce, Maya uses the break up as a wake up call for her relationship with Elliott.

15:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG

A Plot for Nanny

Sylvia gets Fran plots at the cemetery for her birthday as a way to set her up with the mortuary manager. Stars Fran Drescher.

16:00 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned Repeat WS G

16:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Big In Japan/Leggo My Ego The Brain becomes a Sumo wrestler in order to gain access to the rare Mugu fish, whose paralytic properties will help him take over the world.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie & The Tops Secrets Tony gets into trouble with Jeannie when he's ordered to deliver a top secret film to the Pentagon on his and Jeannie's third anniversary together. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Humbug Is Not To Be Spoken Here Samantha takes a miserly client of Darrin's to the North Pole on Christmas Eve to meet Santa Claus. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ann-Margrock Presents

Fred and Barney audition for a TV show. Singer Ann Margrock baby-sits Pebbles.

18:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK PG

Starring: Richard Hammond, Amanda Byram

19:30 FRASIER Captioned G

A Passing Fancy (Part 2) Lana promises to set up Frasier with Claire if he tutors Kirby, Lana's teenage son. Kirby agrees to study hard if Frasier can get him a date with Roz.

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin 20:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Couch Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. Kramer plans to start a pizza business with Poppie. Stars Julia Louis Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

20:30 BLACKADDER THE THIRD Repeat PG

Ami And Amiability There are a total of nine pence left in the royal treasury and Edmund sets out to find a suitable dowry for the Prince Regent to marry. Edmund locates one Amy Hardwood, " a light fluffy bunny of a girl." Stars Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson and Hugh Laurie.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:10 BLACKADDER THE THIRD Repeat PG

Duel And Duality Will Edmund's Scottish cousin, MacAdder, save him from death at the hands of the fearsome Duke of Wellington? Or is he more interested in Mrs. Miggin's buns? Baldrick comes up with a cunning idea! Stars Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson and Hugh Laurie.

21:50 ALLO ALLO PG

The Duel Monsieur Alphonse is mortally insulted that Edith would chose René over him and challenges René to a duel with pistols. The Colonel helps René in his predicament by ordering troop maneuvers at the site of the duel.

22:30 THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2003 WS AV

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake of the 1974 classic about young adults touring rural Texas and finding trouble in the form of a cannibalistic family. Stars Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Eric Balfour, Eric Leerhsen and Mike Vogel.

Starring: Marcus Nispel, Jessica Biel, Jonathon Tucker, Eric Balbour, Erica Leerhsen, Mike Vogel

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Horror, Some Coarse Language, Drug Use

00:30 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS M

Host Suze Raymond, presents the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

01:00 MURDER AT 1600 1997 Captioned Repeat WS M

Murder At 1600

A mysterious murder report summons a hardened Washington D.C. homicide detective to the shadowy halls of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and draws him into a web of conspiracy, cover-ups and corruption. Stars Wesley Snipes, Diane Lane, Dennis Miller and Daniel Benzali.

Starring: Wesley Snipes, Alan Alda, Diane Lane

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

03:00 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

Dead Man's Treasure Mike and Emma enter a Treasure Hunt race that is complicated by the contestants changing the direction of sign-posts, sugaring petrol and scattering spikes on the road.

Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

A Night At The Plaza

As Jack asks that everyone butt out of his pending divorce, Maya uses the break up as a wake up call for her relationship with Elliott.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Starring: Ed O'Neill

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ann-Margrock Presents

Fred and Barney audition for a TV show. Singer Ann Margrock baby-sits Pebbles. Sat May 22, 2010

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat G

Perils Of Penelope Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB EARLY SHIFT SATURDAY WS G

Hosted by Shura Taft and Heidi Valkenburg.

07:05 LOONATICS UNLEASHED Repeat WS G

I Am Slamacus

Sweet-talking Pierre Le Pew lures Slam into an illegal wrestling ring where he has to fight the energy-eating Gorlap from Gossamer.

07:30 FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS Repeat G

Cheese A Go-Go

Frankie's already hectic, errand-filled day is made even worse when Cheese has to GO, GO, GO!

08:00 SQUIRREL BOY Repeat G

Gumfight At The S'Okay Corral/I, Stan, Corrected

Rodney is having more trouble with Cousin Eddie and seeks advice from Grandpa Squirrel.

08:30 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

A Very Special Boy / Knights of the Multiplication Table

Going to school becomes a trip to the jungle for 12 year old Adam who is the only human student at Charles Darwin Middle School.

09:00 CLASS OF 3000 G

The Cure In an effort to draw more attention to her cause, Kim enlists Sunny to model her designs for a "Save the Rainforest" benefit fashion show she's hosting.

09:30 BEN 10 Repeat G

Divided We Stand

While at the beach, Ben discovers a new hero, Ditto, and soon has the ability to create multiple Dittos at once.

10:00 MARINE BOY G

The Whale Blows Rainbows

Guppy, an enormous pet whale, is kidnapped by Cuthbert Tuthsum, a butler with ambitions toward evil.

10:30 SCOOBY DOO G

The Ghost of the Bad Humor Man

After crashing into an ice cream factory, the gang becomes immersed in another mystery.

11:00 SCOOBY DOO G

The Spirt's of '76

Locked in a museum, the gang encounters the ghosts of Benedict Arnold and Aaron Burr!

11:30 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Astro's Big Moment

George can't please anyone when he judges a dog contest.

12:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

High School Fred

Wilma thinks Fred is about to be promoted when Mr. Slate sends Fred to school for two weeks.

12:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Dial 'S' for Suspicion

Fred becomes suspicious when Wilma insists he take out life insurance.

13:00 GET SMART Repeat G

Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho When a CONTROL Agent is killed while undercover, Max is assigned to investigate his death. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon. 13:30 GET SMART Repeat G

Where-What-How-Who Am I?

86 overhears a plot to kill scientists but Max suffers amnesia in a car crash. KAOS uses a creative way to protect this information. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.

14:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Bris Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

14:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Lip Reader

As Jerry eyes a beautiful official at a U.S. Open tennis match, George goes to buy some more sunblock and, stopping for a quick hot fudge sundae, unknowingly becomes the butt of a television commentator's jokes. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

15:00 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

To Thine Old Self Be True Frasier tries to show Donny he can throw a good bachelor party while at the same time keeping it from Daphne. In the process he runs into Regan twice in one day and finds himself in embarrassing situations both times.

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin

15:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

Three Faces Of Frasier Frasier is honoured when a classy local restaurant chooses a caricature of him to go on their "wall of fame," but Frasier obsesses when the drawing isn't quite to his liking.

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin

16:00 HOGAN'S HEROES Repeat G

Tanks For The Memory

Allied Intelligence orders Hogan's men to photograph and then destroy the pilot model of a German radio-controlled tank.

16:30 HOGAN'S HEROES Repeat G

The Tiger Hunt

Klink and Hogan wind up in Paris, Klink to sample the wine, women and song and Hogan to attempt to liberate an Allied agent.

17:00 GREEN ACRES G

Not Guilty In a wild mix-up, the Douglas handyman, Eb, is accused of taking $300 from Sam Drucker's safe when he shows up with a new car that, coincidentally, cost $300

17:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Call Me Fran Fran decides to take her father to a basketball game, but he refuses to go knowing the tickets came from Mr. Sheffield. Stars Fran Drescher and Daniel Davis.

18:00 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Not Without My Nanny

Gracie is invited by a school friend to fly to his palace in Koorestan. Stars Fran Drescher and Madeline Zima.

18:30 MONSTER HOUSE 2006 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Monster House

Three adventurous kids have suspicions about the house across the street. However on the eve of Halloween, the old man who lives there has a heart attack and is taken to hospital. The kids think the danger is over, unfortunately, they discover the house has trick or treating plans of its own. Stars Mitchel Musso, Ryan Newman and Steve Buscemi.

Starring: martin sheen

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Adult Themes

20:30 HELLBOY 2004 Captioned Repeat WS M

Hellboy

In the final days of World War II, the Nazis attempt to use black magic to aid their dying cause. The Allies raid the camp where the ceremony is taking place, but not before a demon, Hellboy, has already been conjured. Joining the Allied forces, Hellboy eventually ends up serving the cause of good rather than evil. Stars Ron Perlman, John Hurt and Selma Blair.

Starring: Ron Perlman, John Hurt, Selma Blair, Karel Roden, Rupert Evans

Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence 23:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

23:30 RENO 911 M

Released from Prison (Part 4)

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

00:00 THE BIG CUBE 1969 Repeat PG

The Big Cube

Hollywood legend Lana Turner stars as a Broadway star who leaves the stage to marry a millionaire, but she forsees the lethal intentions of her groom's disinherited daughter to drive her famous stepmother insane with an overdose of LSD-laced sugar. Also stars George Chakiris and Richard Egan.

Starring: Tito Davison, Lana Turner, George Chakiris, Richard Egan, Dan O'Herlihy, Karin Mossberg

Cons.Advice: Drug Use

02:00 GET SMART Repeat G

Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho When a CONTROL Agent is killed while undercover, Max is assigned to investigate his death. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.

02:30 GET SMART Repeat G

Where-What-How-Who Am I?

86 overhears a plot to kill scientists but Max suffers amnesia in a car crash. KAOS uses a creative way to protect this information. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.

03:00 HOGAN'S HEROES Repeat G

Tanks For The Memory

Allied Intelligence orders Hogan's men to photograph and then destroy the pilot model of a German radio-controlled tank.

03:30 HOGAN'S HEROES Repeat G

The Tiger Hunt

Klink and Hogan wind up in Paris, Klink to sample the wine, women and song and Hogan to attempt to liberate an Allied agent.

04:00 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin

04:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

Three Faces Of Frasier Frasier is honoured when a classy local restaurant chooses a caricature of him to go on their "wall of fame," but Frasier obsesses when the drawing isn't quite to his liking.

Starring: Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin

05:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Astro's Big Moment

George can't please anyone when he judges a dog contest.

05:30 MARINE BOY Repeat G

The Whale Blows Rainbows

Guppy, an enormous pet whale, is kidnapped by Cuthbert Tuthsum, a butler with ambitions toward evil.