Friends Pilot Script Pdf
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Friends pilot script pdf Continue This site is best viewed 1024 x 768 screen resolution Last update: March 11, 2004 Download marydale font to view some fonts in the right format. Disclaimer: I didn't type in the entire script, but simply added footage to the original scripts that appeared on the Full Script Index of Friends and Friends movies. In addition, the pilot with the UN cut footage hails from the CFSI. Please give me credit for the uncircumcised scripts I deciphered. And that means that there are no uncircumcised frames. Season 1 Scripts Season 2 Scenarios Season 3 Scenarios Season 4 Scenarios Season 5 Scripts Season 6 Scenarios Season 7 Scenarios Season 8 Scenario 920: One with a soap opera party Here you can read the script of the pilot episode, Check it out! EPISODE 1 Monica gets a new roomate (Pilot) SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. (ALL, GREAT, RACHEL AND ROSS) Monica: Nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! Come on, you're having to deal with this guy! There must be something wrong with him! Does he have a hump? Hump and hair? Wait, does he eat chalk? Just because, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Karl- oh! Okay, everybody relax. It's not even a date. They're just two people who go to dinner and don't have sex. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. Okay, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I'm completely naked. Oh yes. If only it were a dream. CHANDLER: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone ... Over there. JOEY: Instead ...? Chandler: Right. Joey: Never had that dream. FIBI: No. Suddenly the phone starts ringing. And it turns out that this is my mother, which is very strange, because she never calls me! (CUT INTO THE SAME SET. ROSS HAS NOW ENTERED ROSS: (MORTIFIED) Hi. This guy says hello, I want to kill myself. Are you OK, sweetheart? ROSS: I just feel like someone stretched out my throat, grabbed my small gut, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Chandler: Biscuits? MONICA: (EXPLAINING TO OTHER) Carol moved her stuff today. I DON'T WANT TO. Give me a coffee. Phoebe: Oh! About! No, no! Stop cleaning my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? I'll be fine, okay? Really, that's it. I hope she'll be very happy. Monica: No, you don't. NO, I don't know to hell with her, she dumped me! JOEY: And you never knew she was a lesbian... ROSS: No! Ok?! Why does everyone keep getting hung up on this? She didn't know how I knew? CHANDLER: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... I said it out loud? Okay Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're in pain. Can I tell you what the answer is? GESTURES HIS UP) JOEY: Strip Connection! Come on, you're lonely! There are hormones! I don't want to be alone, okay? I just... I just want to get married again! Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (LOVE RUKU, HOPE) Monica: Rachel?! Oh my God, Monica hello! I just went to your building and you weren't there, and then this guy with the big hammer said you could be here, and you're here, you're here! Can I get you some coffee? MONICA: (POINTING AT RACHEL) De Cafe. All right, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (RACHEL) That's it, it's Chandler, and Phoebe and Joey, and. ROSS: Hi. (THEY GO HUG, BUT ROSS'S UMBRELLA OPENS. (MINUTE, HOW RACHEL SIT; OTHER EXPECT HER TO EXPLAIN) MONICA: So, do you want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? RACHEL: Oh my God... Well, it started about half an hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we kept all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy. It's a really gorgeous Lamauj sauce boat. When suddenly - (TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS BROUGHT HER COFFEE)Sweet 'N' Lo? - I realized that I was more turned on by this boat sauce than Barry! And then I got really scared, and that's when he hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. I know, I mean, it always looked familiar, but ... Anyway, I just had to get out of there and I started to wonder: Why am I doing this and who am I doing it for?. (MONICA) Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I split up a little bit, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in town. Who wasn't invited to the wedding. RACHEL: Oh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be a problem... SCENE 2: MONICA'S APARTMENT (ALL AND WATCHING A SPANISH SOAP ON TV) MONICA: Now I guess he bought her a big trumpet organ and she's really not happy about it. RACHEL: (ON PHONE) Dad, I just... I can't marry him! I am sorry. I just don't like him. Well, that's important to me! CHANDLER: (RE TV) Oh, she shouldn't be wearing those pants. I say push her down the stairs. PHOEBE-ROSS-CHANDLER-JOEY: Push it down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! (SHE'S BEING PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. RACHEL: Come on Daddy, listen to me! All my life everyone has always said to me: You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!. And today I just stopped and said, What if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a handbag, you know? Either- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I'm a metaphor, Dad! You can see where he's going to have problems. Look, Dad, this is my life. Well, maybe I'm just here with Monica. MONICA: Well, I think we've established who's staying here with Monica... Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't want your money. Hold on!! Wait, I said maybe! (CUT INTO THE SAME SET. RACHEL IS BREATH IN PAPER BAG) MONICA: Just breathe, breathe. That's it. Just try to come up with good calm things... PHOEBE: (SINGS) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (RACHEL AND MONICA TURN TO LOOK AT HER). bells and sleds and - something with mittens... La la la la la la i'm better. PHOEBE: (GREENS AND WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN. TO CHANDLER AND JOEY) I HELPED! Okay, look, this is probably for the best, you know? Independence. Taking control of his life. JOEY: (SITTING BESIDE HER) And hey, you need something, you can always come to Joey. Chandler and I live across the hall. And he's not here much. Joey, stop hitting her! It's her wedding day! What, like, is there a rule or something? (SOUNDS THE DOOR BUZZER. CHANDLER GETS IT) CHANDLER: Please don't do it again, it's a horrible sound. PAUL: (O INTERCOM) It's Paul. MONICA: Buzz it! Who's You: Who's Yo? Paul Wine Guy, Paul? Monica: Maybe. Please wait. Your not real date today with Paul Wine Guy? Ross: Did he finally invite you to the exit? Monica: Yes! Oh, this is the moment of the Dear Diary. MONICA: Rah, wait, I can cancel... Please, no, go, that would be fine! MONICA: (TO ROSS) Is you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay? ROSS: (CHOKED VOICE) That would be nice... MONICA: (HORRIFIED) Right? ROSS: (NORMAL VOICE) No, come on! This is Paul Wine Guy! (KNOCK IN THE DOOR. Monica GETS IT; IT'S PAUL) MONICA: Hi, come! Paul, this is. (THEY ALL LINED UP NEXT TO THE DOOR)... That's it, everything, it's Paul. Hey! Floor! Hello! The wine guy! Hey! I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. Paul, isn't it? MONICA: (SHOWS PAUL IN) Two seconds. Oh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. Ross: So, Rachel, who are you, uh. What are you doing tonight? I was kind of on my way to Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing! Yes, you don't even have a honeymoon, God. No, no, though, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your -- (THINKS) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming to help me collect my new furniture. CHANDLER: (DEADPAN) Yes, and we're really excited about it. Well actually thank you, but I think I'm just going to hang out here tonight. ROSS: Okay, of course. Hey, Phoebe, do you want to help? Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. (AD BREAK) SCENE 3: ROSS' APARTMENT (THE GUYS ARE ASSEMBLING FURNITURE) ROSS: (SQUAMING AND READING INSTRUCTIONS) I have to attach brackets thing to the side of things using a bunch of these little whim guys. I don't have a brace thing, I don't see guys whatever it is, and I don't feel my legs. (CHANDLER AND JOEY, APPARENTLY, THE BOOK BOOK, BUT THERE'S A LITTLE BIT) Joey: What's it? I have no idea. (JOEY CHECK ROSS NOT WINNER AND DUMP IN THE POT) Joey: Made with a bookcase! CHANDLER: It's over! ROSS: (CLUTCHING A BEER CAN AND SNIFFING) It was Carol's favorite beer.