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Vol. 4 No. M February 24, 1975 Picture Postcard Wo pouso brief commerclof...
A postcard pushed into my slot GENESIS mads me know that you couldn't live without.
God my hand reached for you
pulling keys out to open.
Turned out to be
my aunt and uncle.
Virgin Islands
-GEORGE WILUAM SCHRICKER. JR Man Who Sits in the Park Holding Dog
by M. William Lutholti Richardson “ We are not the Entries should be type These are only a slight Voice of Inertia We want written. double-spaced and representation of the contents students of IU PU I from all submitted to Genesis through of Osnesis, the literary the various disciplines to feel the Student Services office in that they have an equal say in A smile Is becoming journal of IU PU I In their the Cavanaugh Building CA- second year and working on Genesis: this is the idea of an 322, with the author's name dans dans dans their Tilth issue. Genesis is inter-disciplinary journal " and address attached to a attempting to become an Richardson cites the exam separate piece of paper a mouth a fixed zero interdisciplinary journal pie of the “ Civil War Letters" "W e keep personalities out representative of all the article printed in the last of the judging." says apexuai astringent streetlights various schools of 1UPUI and issue of Genesis, “ This is an Richardson, “ by judging the containing work from excellent example of a work and not the name.” trading moths men students in all areas professor using class work as Genesis does not demand a chance to get the students first printing rights nor does cleaning up alleys vermouth “ We give students a chance involved in their own original it hold copyrights to any of to work out an individual historical work, first-hand the m aterial. manuscripts In a w i nee tore window style and an opportunity to scholarly experience " already printed in other In its rather brief history. publications stand an equal vtn vin vtri share their ideas with other students," explains Dave Genesis has made some chance of being printed in the important steps forward. pages of Genesis. Also, and the sun Is pumped up Richardson, one of this year's co-editors on the journal. Funded presently through the manuscripts which have been Chancellor's Office, they are previously submitted to bang goes a dawn “ We also give professors a chance to encourage good, now looking for outside Genesis may be re-submitted shrapnel birds burst scholarly writing among grants and contributions in as the membership of the their students order to expand and improve judging panel changes from from roosting sleep the visual quality of the year to year and material Produced as a joint effort of publication. “We are that was rejected last year the English Club, Sigma Tau considering a symposium may well be accepted by a Delta, and the Philosophy topic for the Spring '76 issue different set of judges Club, Phi Sigma Tau, Genesis with awards and scholar “ We would be open to is a free, flexible “ melting- ships. possibly The plans serving the educational pot" journal, encompassing aren’t definite but ideas are function of presenting new essays, critical reviews, being considered.” work by new writers,’' holding dog short stories, and poetry Articles and pieces may be Richardson said "And we Printed material that submitted to Genesis at any provide an excellent place for who Is smiling. appears in'Oenesis is chosen time throughout the year, the writers to get their names from among the work sub idea being to eventually get a and their writing in print." mitted by students and steady flow of contributions Genesis, as with any judged by a student editorial coming in. Deadline for the journal, is only as good as the board composed of the Spring issue is March 10 and people who write for it. And. members of both the English requirements are simply that as Richardson explained. and Philosophy Clubs. the writer be a student of "We cannot exist as a student IUPUI (graduates are also journal without student “ The students have artistic welcome as the rules extend support We think that - DANIEL ip fY control of the board," says to take in the passing year). support is growing.” 2 F e b ru a ry 24, 1975 editorials 9 Editor: Here we go again To the Editor, giving.it an artificial sense of Your editorial ** Moore’ Please inform Ms. Karen suspense. Every now and then (at least once a semester) we start rules from the Benevolent M. Zilite that the character Agatha Christie's getting complaints from students about the Indianapolis Police Brass” in the February 10 played by Albert Finney in mysteries are never easy to Department squad cars that park in the various paid parking issue strikes a blow against Murder On The Orient figure out. One has to watch lots around the campus And once again the auestion has arisen civil rights — namely the Express is not Parisian. In and listen to Piorot very so we decided to ask the I.P.D exactly what the story is right to be in a publicly fact, Hercule Piorot takes carefully in order to keep up A little background for those o f you who are new to this gam e: supported building without great pains in informing the with the development of the each year the IU PU I Safety Department issues parking having to breathe the audience that he is Belgian. story. Perhaps Ms Zilite's stickers for those who wish to buy them The city police can buy carcinogenic fumes from (Note cut line under picture dislike of the film is based on the stickers the same as anyone else, the problem is that the tobacco addicts who feel that running with story.) the possibility that she stickers cannot be displayed in city patrol cars according to th«y are the persecuted couldn’t identify the culprit? I P D. regulations parties when they are asked Secondly, I would like to Yours truly, For this reason, police were allowed to park their cars in any to quit polluting the disagree with Ms Zilite's review of the film. Mr. Piorot J.M . Sharp o f the red, blue or orange (free) lots without displaying the ecosDhere. is one of the best known fic stickers This ticked off many students being a “ discrimina Robert W. McDowell tory" practice and, after enough complaints were lodged—and tional detectives. For a enough police parked in the off-limits green faculty spaces—the Dear Editor, Christie fan, the movie was great fun. Even if a person is IUPUI Safety decided to limit police parking to the free parking We, the members of the To the Editor: lots This decision was handed down to the police via an order Indiana Public Interest Re unfamiliar with Christie’s Just finished reading your from the desk of Chief Hale. search Group (InPIRG), writings, I should think the Feb 10th issue. movie offers a fulfilling But it seems that some people are slow to learn and other would like to express our The front page (“ Is IUPUI people are inclined to complain and, sure enough, despite Chief appreciation to the Sagamor* evening (or afternoon, if you Safe?” ) had an interesting prefer) of great entertain Hale, the Safety Department, the Student Association, and irate for the past coverage of and informative article on students, there are still blue-and-white units to be seen parked InPIRG’s activities We ment how to keep from getting in the various Ooo-ee Poo-ee lots would like to reaffirm our Third, the introductory ten raped on campus. The back We called Chief Hale's office to see exactly what was going on commitment to serve the minutes works well to set the page contained: One ad for a and learned that the off-limit restrictions are still in effect. No students and community and mood of the film as well as nearby adult book store, five I P D cars are to be parked in any of the IU PU I lots would hope that the inform you of what has ads on where to go for an A spokesman for Hale s office explained that “ perhaps some Sagamore will continue to transpired prior to boarding abortion, plus one ad con o f the men were attending IU PU I for the first time and weren’t keep the student body in the train. To have carried the cerning an adoption agency. aware of the new regulations y et." Also, there is the fact that it formed of our activities eerie beginning into the body Sag sorta represents the only takes three or four sets of red flasher units parked in with Sincerely, of the film would have dis signs of the times, doesn’t it? the other cars to be conspicuous Not good for the department BillStookey. torted the actual story by —Craig J. Beardsley image Chairman. InPIRG at IUPUI At any rate. I P D parking is a no-no Patrol cars should be parked only in the freebie lots And the order from Chief Hale is being re-issued to all members of the department with that same message What can you do if you see someone who has “ forgotten" the order*’ You can take down his license number and call the IUPUI Safety Department and report the car You can also call the Indianapolis Police Department directly and complain to the boss In either case, the officer will face the usual three- buck fines in addition to a departmental reprimand — what the I P D refers to as “disciplinary action". Of course, all this hassle could be avoided if the department simply required all of its members who attend IU P U I to buy rking stickers The no-display ’ regulation could still stand Ct you would be certain that everyone was paying their dues IUPUI Safety Department number is 264-7971 and the I.P.D. can be reached at 633-3000 You've got a chance- why not?
"L'fcomme (Test rieii, roeuvre toot." — Gustave Flaubert Applications for e TUI 144, AMI Mil IS PI BUSHED BY STY DENTS O f INDIANA l NIVERMTY rt r o l e i N ivr.asm « Indianapolis view s e x p r e s s e d ar e those oe THE EDITORIAL ST AIT OR OE THE INDIVID! ALS WHOSE NAMES APPEAR IN ■VUNEV THESE VIEWS DO NOT NElEKARII \ REFLECT THOSE OE THE. STY DENT SOOV ADMINISTRATION OR FAULTY OE II PI I THE SAGAMORE IS A WEEKLY NEWSMAGAZINE Pt RUSHED AT CA IK KS'WEST MICHIGAN STREET INDIANAPOLIS. INDIANA 4S3M PHONE 1*4 MM E Slier M William LetHem Editor Al "Cha*a" Chastain Be sines* M «ne«*r Key Van Arsdel Advert!*m« Seles Al Klein. Tern Sullivan Circulation Manager H arry G oodyear Editeriai Cartoonist L ee Northern STAFF. John F. Schmiti JeM S ett rum On# Purcell Setanne E. Scofemt Ken Conway Mike HuSnet Gary Wctto Rea Davenpon Rea Perdue Karen Zilite 3 r From around the world, across the nation, N e w s / v i e w s and down your street... The fourth annual meeting soap in the school restrooms. GM was jealous. will meet at the Cavanaugh Indianapolis Museum of A rt1 ofthe Conference for a Rele The school has tried to keep However, when the Building for a one-day last summer. vant Social Science will be soap in the restroom, but it is company — originally head oratorical and extempora Mail orders may be sent to held in Bloomington, Indiana being stolen. quartered in California — neous speaking contest. Two the Clowes Hall Box Office at at the Indiana Memorial Mr Durbin had proposed to came under investigation for separate contests shall be 4600 Sunset Avenue, Union on March 14-16. The the members of the fraud it pulled up stakes and held—the State division of the Indianapolis, Indiana. 46208 Conference aims to provide to Indianapolis Hotel 4 Motel moved to Dallas Now, Texas Interstate Oratorical, Tickets are priced at $5.00, social scientists, students and Assn that bars of soap, which authorities have ordered the founded in 1873. and the $4 00 and $3.00 For further non-academics alike an open are normally discarded when firm to stop all trade Peace Oratorical, now in its information call 924-1267 and free-wheeling forum for guest rooms are vacated, be 68th year Each school may practices and turn over its The priority deadline for the discussion of the vital offered to Schools 103 and any enter two students in the bank accounts and records 1975-1976 Summer and issues confronting today’s other school that can recycle Interstate and one student in Ten employees, including the Academic Year applications society the soap each of the four divisions of president of the company, for financial aids has been Among the topics slated for Mr George Lone. Building thePeace contest: (1) Men's have also been charged with extended to March 3, 1975. discussion at this year’s and Grounds Manager of the Oratory, (2) Women’s conspiracy to commit grand The previous deadline was gathering are ‘Strategies Indianapolis Public Schools, Oratory, (3) Men’s theft. February 15. 1975, but has for Political Change in the believes that this soap can be Extemporaneous Speaking, According to investigators, been changed due to a United States.’’ “ Karl Marx recleaned by “ Boiling it and (4) Women's the firm ’s construction plant m isprint in the 1974-1975 and Jerry Ford.” down, sterilizing it and Extemporaneous Speaking in California is virtually IUPUI catalogue Patriarchy as a Problem in recaking it in order to use it". Prizes consist of trophies in empty, with neither cars nor Applications will be accepted Western Culture,** “ Post- The students at IU PU I are the Interstate and small cash equipment to make cars after March 3. 1975. and Junta D evelopm ents in collecting the soap from the awards in each of the divi Affidavits filed with the suit placed on a waiting list. Greece” and The Role of hotels and motels on a routine sions of the Peace contest. have revealed that some Students whose applications Ideology in Maintaining the basis Then the soap will be investors paid in as much as If you are interested in are on the w aiting list will not Status Quo *’ picked up by I P S On $50,000 for stock and $35,000 participating in any of the be considered for funds until The Conference will begin February 5, 1975, Mr Lone for dealerships contests, contact Dr David those students meeting the at 7:00 p.m on Friday. March picked up over 1.000 pounds of Burns. Speech Department priority date have received 14. and conclude on Sunday. soap for the schools At DePauw University on (C A 502A. 264-7389). for March 16 Registration fee their awards For further February 15th IUPUI further details IMME information contact the for the employed is $5.00. for debaters won the third place D IA T E L Y He has the list of the unemployed and students, Office of Scholarships and trophy, placing behind Butler extemporaneous speaking $3 00 Further information on DALLAS - < EARTH Financial Aids. CA 306. 264- and the University of Illinois. questions and additional the program may be obtained NEWS) — An undetermined Winning cross-examination information on each of the * U l ...... - ...... from Stephen Sachs of the number of southern Cali WASHINGTON — < EARTH debates against Wabash, oratoricals. All entrants must IUPUI Political Science fornians have been taken for NEW'S) — A report from a Hanover, and Western be registered with Dr. Burns Department <264-3706). and an expensive ride in a three U.S Transportation Depart Michigan was the negative by February 21, 1f75. wheeled car that was alleged on arrangements from team of Janice Hammil and ment con ference on the to get 70-miles to a gallon of Patrick J M cCeever' of the Rick Schreiber Even if we possible effects of the Super- gas — but apparently doesn't It is rare that a same department < 2644342;. had not won the third-place Sonic Transport predicts an even exist contemporary music group overall trophy. Jan and Rick increase in skin cancer cases The students in the Food Authorities in Texas have whose headquarters are would have won a trophy for by roughly 6.000 a year if Service and Lodging brought civil and criminal located in Indianapolis has their team record. Winning SST’s begin flying the Supervision Program at charges against the car's risen in popularity so quickly against DePauw and stratosphere four hours daily IU PU I are giving a helping m anufacturer, the 20th in only four years But. with Northern Illinois was our over a one-year period The hand to the Indianapolis Century Motor Car Corpora out a doubt, that is the story affirmative team of Gail exhaust fumes from the SST Public Schools and the tion According to the of the Wright Bros. Overland Stygall and Bob Kraucunas are known to deplete the Indianapolis Hotel 4 Motel authorities, the company has Stage Co., Inc. The unique levels of ozone in the stratos Gail surpassed her 4th place Assn with a program called S sold stock, dealerships and variety of musical sounds and trophy at St. Louis by re phere The FAA expects as O S (Save Our Soap). even options on cars, when in styles that has come to typify ceiving the 2nd place award many as 300 SST’s to be The program started with fact, no cars exist or are ever the Wright Bros will fill from among the 48 debaters operating by the end of the Mr Don Durbin. General likely to. Clowes Hall on the Butler for her outstanding debating century'. Research by the Manager of the Marriott Inn The car. originally called a University campus. Saturday in this 27th DePauw Delta Federal Aviation Indianapolis, when he read a Dale and later changed to a evening, March 8th at 8:30 Administration. combined Sigma Rho—Tau Kappa letter that appeared in the Revette, was featured in p.m This particular concert with results of last year’s Alpha Tournament. Indianapolis Nows from front page newspaper arti will also serve as the official National Cancer Survey, mothers of pupils at School cles and on various T V and debut of their new double indicate that the more ozone 103 radio talk shows. According On March 17th speakers record album on which one of in the atmosphere, the fewer In the letter, the parents to its promoters, it was to be and coaches from the univer the cuts was recorded during white Americans there are complained about a lack of the car of the future, and even sities and colleges of Indiana their appearance at the who contract skin cancer. Intramurals are coming - Ping-Pong anyone? by RICK SMITH applications are available at structure of the league will 7 30 p.m. and last until 9 p.m. be played at the Normal People who complain there the Student Services office in depend on the number of The Thursday session begins school The graduate is nothing to do at IP I should CA 322, the Student Activities teams who enter. at 7 p.m and ends at 9 p.m. students' league final will be stop complaining and look office in the Union building, Persons wanting to play in Any student can take part at 7 p.m. The undergraduate into the growing intramurals at Krannert and also at the league should contact Each meeting is supervised final is set to start at 8:15 sports program here. Normal School Vessely at Normal A fee of by a holder of a first degree p.m. A number of tourneys and The tourney is open to all $20 will, be charged each black belt. leagues are offered All IP I students both partime team. Six or seven*games will A total of 54 teams played someone has to do is sign-up and fulltime. The be played in addition to a in the two leagues this winter. Jeff Vessely, assistant applications must be turned tourney. Some instruction is Twenty-two or more games director of intramurals at back in by Feb 28. A fee of $1 Also available for students offered, although Vessely were played each of the six IP I, said applications are will be charged The tourney is a Karate Club which meets said the main purpose is to weeks available now far a table will begin March 10. twice a week. The meetings give students who know tennis tournament. A The volleyball league will are on W ednesdays and karate a place to work out. Next year, more programs volleyball league is also being also start March 10. A league Thursdays at the ’M ’ building On Thursday, Feb. 27, the will be offered to students as organized. of at least six teams will be on North Meridian street. The final games of the intramural the IP I athletic department The table tennis organized Vessely said the w Wednesday sessions begin at men’s basketball league will continues to expand. 4 F e b ru a ry 14, 1975 Pot Save, Pervasiveness America, ill Poll Dr. Thomas E. Bryant, president of the private, independent Drug Abuse Council released today the ^ _ _ ^illllllllilillllllllllllllllllllllllllUIIIII results of a national survey of f.om m eiif marijuana use and attitudes. 18 percent of adult Ameri Anwar Sadat cans age 18 and over report having tried marijuana, and 8 percent are current users, by M. William Lutholtz heavy ones and the feather-weight paper ones — were swept according to the survey. The I got a phone call the other night; some of the guys wanted to across the table in front of me and into the pile that continued to poll showed that among teen get a poker game going over at Jerry’s place and would I feel grow in front of Nelson Hubert was babbling something about agers, age 12-17, 14 percent like standing in a couple of hours Well, what the Hell, there it “ being pleased as punch to be playing with such a fine and have tried marijuana, and 5 was Fnday night and I didn't have anything going so 1 figured wonderful group of sportsmen.” I was just trying to figure how percent are current users. why not° As I slipped into my coat and fumbled for my car keys, much must be in the pot. 1 tried to guess at who all would be there Dick had gotten “ Go6h, gang, let’s raise the deficit level to 5560 billion and Dr. Bryant said, “ the caught with three aces up his sleeve in the last card game — then we can all play one more hand," said Jerry. distinguishing feature of our small chance that he'd be back Henry would be there; Henry is “ Suits m e." said Nelson survey is that it is the first always there — he plays a close gam e but lately he's been We were well into another hand when the door burst open for a national marijuana survey to getting bigger cards than the other guys and playing them a second time and I caught a glimpse of what I thought was cer ask the public’s opinion on a whole lot tighter Let’s see who else? Oh yeah, the new guy, tainly the nose of a camel Henry rushed to the door to see who it variety of changes in Nelson smart punk from upstate— lots of dough but not much was. I made some feeble excuse, explained around the table marijuana laws currently action that I thought I'd best be getting on home to see if my union had being debated by many state Yeah, I've got most of their numbers. Always some new guys called me about going back to work. I had my hat and coat on legislatures and the U.S. dropping in for a hand or two and every now' and then, or one of and was heading for the door when Henry returned, ashen Congress." the old guys gets tired of the game and folds or loses his shirt or faced The survey shows a narrow else clears a bundle and splits to bank it all Like we used to hold “ He has a name I can't pronounce, Gerald, but he also has a margin between the number the games over at Dick’s place but one night Hank found a machine gun. a camel, and five million barrels of oil in the of adults who favor reducing microphone floaUng in his scotch and soda and then there was street. He wants to know if we can deal him in on the next criminal penalties and those the business of those extra cards and. well—that sort of canned hand " who favor imposing stiffer things permanently We moved the game over to Jerry’s and ones 39 percent favor the we’ve been playing there ever since elimination of criminal “ Shucks. Joe* You’re awfully late’ Why, we almost dealt the by Harry Goodyear penalties for the sale and-or first hand without you !" That was the way Jerry always possession of small amounts greeted me at the door of marijuana and private use Much has been said about the fuel situation and the threat of “ Uh. well, well* 1 hope." that was Nelson, “ I hope you don’t of it, while 40 percent believe limited energy resources effecting or soon to effect something want me to re-deal the cards, do you?" I stared at the small there should be tougher laws other than oil company profits What has been done to solve the mountain of blue chips that were piled up in front of him for possession of small problems contained in the fact that dwindling fuel reserves "Why heck. Nelson, we re all friends here," chuckled Jerry, amounts. Only 13 percent exist more ridiculous than the large profits which the oil “ and I’m sure Joe Blow would never be the man to make us re favor retaining the present companies have declared shuffle the deck laws. "W ell I—that is...” I sum m ered First, there was the fifty-five mile per hour speed limit im R eeelly. reelly decent of you, Joe. 1 want you to know that,” posed on the citizenry Its effects were to immediately raise the Dr. Bryant said, "this said Nelson glancing over his hand cost of living to record high inflationary levels calling for survey is one in an on-going “ Joseph, why don’t you look at your hand, huh?” That was drastic measures which have induced the present recession — series of Drug Abuse Council Hank Always the funny one. that Hank. unemployment eight and two tenths percent currently activities to provide the I found that being to Nelson's left, someone had already Secondly, the price of fossil fuels was raised. It is not yet clear American people with placed five of my chips into the pot I started to protest but that this raise wasn’t purely profit motivated, nor is it clear how independent information on Jerry smilingly reminded me that they had nearly started the the cost increase helped conserve fuel as some argue. It is clear drug issues of current game without me and that I should feel lucky that 1 was even let that it lent to inflationary circumstances and subsequently to concern. In 1971, the National into the first hand At any rate, it didn't matter since the bidding the current unemployment rate. Commission on Marijuana went on around the Uble and everyone covered my five chips Thirdly, there is all this hot air floating about which in one and Drug Abuse estimated Until they came around to Nelson who met and raised the pot by talker's mouth says “ ration gasoline” and in another’s en that 24 million Americans simply toppling one of the near-towers of chips out across the courages taxing gasoline or imported oil or auto horse-power • had tried marijuana, with 8 Uble weight ratios or driver miles or whatever will aid some special million of them using it “ Guess that leaves me out," 1 grinned, sUrting to Uy my interest group and successfully dodge the issue regularly. Three years later, cards down and feeling grateful for a chance to get out of the A year ago I wrote a letter to the editor of this paper discrib- our Drug Abuse Council game early if the sUkes were looking that way. ing the show of the hour with service stations changing hands survey indicates that 29 “ No. no7 Gosh. Joe. we can always allow you to run on a faster than a greased pig at the county fair, some closing, million Americans have tried deficit!" said Jerry, throwing me a pile of light-weight chips others moving and a general visible maneuvering to psyche the marijuana, with over 12 “ But these chip6 are made of paper,” I said “ They don’t public into buying the oil companies’ profits for them. million of them using it regularly." weigh anything!” Well, the visibles have changed. The two K-Mart stores on “ That’s quite all nght. Joseph, Chips are chips." Henry the east side have built gasoline stations, there is a new Shell The Drug Abuse Council, again service station at the com er of East Washington Street and located in Washington, D.C., The game went on and I found myself throwing the chips into Franklin Road and in my home town, the stations which closed was established in 1972 by a the game in greater and greater numbers. “ How much you a year ago have reopened One of them is currently in a building consortium of private think's in there now’’ " I asked program, adding a tire store and a parts store, the Shell station foundations It serves on a “ Oh. about 5500 billion or so." Jerry smiled which changed hands a year ago has a new building as does the national level as a nonparti Henry looked wisely dow n his glasses to reinforce the figure. Standard station down the street from it. Sunoco is still pum san source of information and “ Yes. Joseph, only 5500 billion " ping gas into a large tank hidden in a covered U-Haul trailer, public policy evaluation in I was humbled. “ Just checking thought maybe there was hauling it across the street and dumping it into another station’s the field of drug use and more than that." underground storage tank. In May last year this same Sunoco misuse. Suddenly the door burst open and in walked Hubert and station left unattended the hidden tank filling at one of their Scoop Hubert had a six-pack tucked under one arm and Scoop pumps. Several gallons of gasoline were pumped out on the was cradling a bottle of rye “ Hope we re not too late, guys!” ground, running across the station’s driveway and into the “ Course not, fellows." said Nelson I sat dumbfounded as gutter pausing both a fire hazard and a pollution problem. cards were pushed into their hands from somewhere and chips How can anyone believe what is being said about the potential were shoved across the table, enough to cover their obligations absence of fossil fuels from this earth? How can anyone not to the pot and then some believe it? Are there any answers? “ Wait a minute, w e re already...” I began Perhaps the technological advancement needed at this time is “ Now, Joseph, you wouldn't want us to leave our friends out a method to bottle the hot air sales campaigns and hot air of the game now. would you?” said Henry, gently admonishing political ballyhoo about the fuel situation. Once bottled it may my rashness work well as a gaseous substitute for fossil fuels. If not a fuel, “ Well, since you put it that way...” perhaps a direct heat source will be its use. When the cold of a I wasn't too clear about what happened then But somebody fueless world finally arrives, uncorking one ten liter bottle of must've called the hand because 1 laid my two pair on Jhe table that hot air could surely warn the whole world to eighty degrees and watched in dazed fascination as all of my chips — both the for a month. F e b ru a ry 24, 1975 5 WATERGATERS MET BY CHINESE BUILD NUKE CITIZENSHIP PLEA FOR BAROMETRIC PRESSURE BARNYARD WEATHER PROTESTORS: DEVICE FROM JUNK ROBERT E. LEE RELATED TO SEX FORECASTER (EARTH NEWS) - The (EARTH NEWS) - SAN ANTONIO, Texas - SAN FRANCISCO - HOUSTON - (EARTH movement to stop the Water* Chinese authorities have an (E A R T H NEW S) - Students (EARTH NEWS) - A NEWS) — Texas farmer John gate conspirators from cash nounced the creation of a new at the Robert E Lee High meteorologist here has McAdams says that a cow ing in on their notoriety by thermo-nuclear device, con School here are circulating a reported finding a correlation with its tail in the wind or a speaking on co lleg e structed partly from junk. petition to have L ee’s U.S. between the rate of human hog buried up to its neck in campuses is picking up steam According to the People's citizenship restored. Lee lost sexual activity and the mud is a better weather fore across the country. And. even Daily, a vital switch on the his citizenship when he led weather caster than an army of former Nixon "mouthpiece'’ power supply "was retrieved the southern forces against Gordon Barnes says a two- meteorologists. Ron Ziegler is facing his from a junk pile and the north in the Civil War year study of sexual behavior McAdams recently share of protests. renovated after careful Spokesperson David Kinders conducted at an unidentified challenged Houston weather- Following numerous repair and rem odeling." The says the students will attempt northeastern university person Irwin Bolbrecht of the complaints, the student report says the device will be to gather at least 10,000 revealed the surprising fact National Weather Service to government at Michigan used in experiments which signatures on the petition, that December and January an 89-day forecasting test In State University has with promise a possible new and will then present it to are the sexiest months of the the first eight days of the test, drawn its $1,250 offer to energy source Congress year — based on the rate of McAdams — by watching his Ziegler to speak on campus sexual activity. The cows and hogs — has made And, if the administration researchers concluded that seven out of eight accurate goes ahead with its part of the the explanation probably had predictions, compared with original offer to pay Ziegler something to do with long, the weather person’s four out $2,500, the student govern cold winter nights. of eight. McAdams says he ment has voted to call for But there’s another can tell not only when, but massive picketing and a boy explanation, says Barnes He where, it will rain just by cott of the talk Similarly, a found that whenever the rate observing the behavior of his 13.000 offer was withdrawn by of sexual activity went up, the animals. Boston University's student barometer went down In government recently, after other words, barometric increasing protests from readings of 29 90 or below students and faculty seemed to correspond with NBC ONE MINUTE PRIME- members reports of increased bedroom TIM E NEWS: At the same time, former activity. (EARTH .NEWS) - Nixon attorney John Dean Barnes says the explana National television news will has decided to continue his tion may lie in the fact that start moving in on the prime controversial speaking tour, low barometer readings indi time hours this summer — despite protests at practi cate storm centers and but only by one minute NBC- cally every campus he visits. r e d u c e d atmospheric News announced it will begin HAZARDOUS INDUSTRIES Some SO people in two PRE HISTORIC AMERICAN pressure High readings, on airing a one-minute news FLEE U.S. REGULATIONS different protest groups NOMADS the other hand, indicate update every night at nine demonstrated outside Dean's (EARTH NEWS) - An TUCSON. Ariz - (EARTH dense air that could tighten o’clock, cutting back com recent speech at Cleveland environmental organization NEWS) — A University of the muscles and result in mercial programming by 60 in Maryland is asking for a State University, and move Arizona professor of geo tension or anxiety. seconds Congressional investigation ments are mushrooming to sciences is arguing that the stop Dean’s appearances at into the flight of U.S -based first Americans were proba hazardous industries to the such campuses as George bly stone age invaders from You've Third World town University and the Siberia The Maryland Public University of Maryland Professor Paul Martin says been there. Interest Research Group Dean stands to make close to that research on the organic says that a large share of the $200,000 on his speaking tour remains of pre-historic asbestos and vinyl chloride mammals from sites in North Now you can At Michigan State, the industries have left the U.S. student governm ents resolu America suggest that nearly and settled in such countries tion explained " I r s unfair all large mammals were as Mexico. Brazil. Venezuela help them. that Ziegler should continue slaughtered into extinction and Taiwan Both those to get rich as a result of his about 11,000 years ago. He They've got a long way to industries have come under participation in an attack on proposes that the reason for go in a world that isn't easy. strict fe d e ra l controls in the American people on the sudden disappearance of But with someone s help, recent years for health they'll make It. What they need behalf of special interests " the animals is that stone age hazards to workers The cost man crossed from Siberia is a friend. Someone to act as of meeting the government into Alaska and then moved confidant and guide. Perhaps, regulations, says the Mary it could be you as a Salesian south into the temperate zone Priest or Brother "VIETNAM SYNDROME" land group, has been a chief of North America AFFECTS 13 PERCENT The Sales tans of Sf. John factor in their decision to Martin says that the pre Bosco were founded m 1859 to ST LOUIS - (EARTH move to developing nations historic nomad hunters serve youth Unlike other orders whose apostolate has changed NEW S) - A study conducted where regulations don’t exist. moved south across the conti with varying conditions, the Saleslans always have been - and at Washington University The group cites figures nent and into South America will be, youth oriented Today we re helping to prepare young here has found that up to 13 from the asbestos textiles within a matter of several sters for the world that awaits them tomorrow Not an easy per cent of returned Vietnam industry showing that those hundred years, moving too task but one which we welcome. veterans suffer from combat Third World nations now fast to leave any cave draw And how do we go about it? By following the precepts of our founder. Don Bosco To crowd out evil with reason, religion related mental depression supply SO per cent of all U.S. ings or other evidence of their These are the first and kindness with a method of play, learn and pray We re asbestos imports, up from visit. trying to build better communities by helping to create better men "Respectable" statistics zero in 1969 The group claims mpparting the findings of Dr As a Salesian. you are guaranteed the chance to help that a similar pattern has de the young in a wide range of endeavor as guidance counsel Leonard Neff, a psychiatrist veloped in the vinyl chloride REP. BURTON CALLS FOR NATIONALIZATION OF ors. technical and academic teachers, as coaches, and UCLA professor Neff industry, since U.S. psychologists ... in boys clubs, summer camps . as mission ARMS INDUSTRY proposes ta convene a standards for worker aries And you are given the kind of training you need to national seminar on what he exposure were reduced from W ASHINGTON - (E A R T H achieve your aims. NEWS) - Congressman John calls the "Vietnam 500 • parts - per - million to The Salesian family « a large ene (we are the third largest Burton, the powerful leader Syndrome " But as yet, one part - per million last order) but a warm one A community with an enthusiastic family feeling where not only our talents are shared but our short neither the Veteran’s year Both vinyl chloride and of the House Democratic Administration iter any of the Caucus, has suggested that comings. too. If you feel as we do. that service to youth can be asbestos have boon linked to an important mission in your life, we welcome your interest half-dozen Veteran founds high rates of cancer among he favors some form of na tionalization of the nation’s toons have agreed to invest workers in those industries the $15,000 to $20,000 defense industries Burton For more information atom Salewan PneeW and necessary to sponsor it. said he is "looking into" the Brother*, mail Owe coupon to: The symptoms of affected JUDGE FINES HIMSELF nahanaliration proposal. "At ...... lei. 1.0 .1. Bpom I least," he said, " I think the ■ vets have been identified as SULPHUR, Louisiana — OF *T. JOHN BOSCO the same sort which often (EARTH N EW S)- Judge E defense industry should go on Box 639. New Rochelle. N v 10602 I befall shipwreck survivors, W Thompson stood before his a non-profit basis " i Samians I am in tare* ted in the Pneelhood □ Brotherhood □ concentration camp own bench recently — as a Burton argited that there is I prisoners, and workers in defendant. Thompson had "no reason for the defense i ------A p e ------volved in particularly grue been arrested for speeding industry making tremendous I some industrial accidents and was assigned to appear in profits" for building arms for I N eff is alarmed by the vets' his own courtroom When his America and the rest of the world. " I f we are going to I problems, since he says some case came up on the docket, I of the vets are so "disso the judge stepped down, continue in this reprehensible ciated’’ they could be used by pleaded guilty, returned to trade," said Burton, "then I anti-American agents as a the bench and fined himself the profits should go to the I domestic insurgent army. $17.50 4 government.” 6 7 Talk about some Handsome Devils ENTERTRINmENT McLean tries new tack with "Homeless Brother" by Suzanna E. Scoggins accomplished by the skill of carefree time and place: Homeless Brother is not “ American Pie” composer- singer Pete Seeger However, by Gary Webb outs", in which they donned Winter has me in its grip; Don M cLean’s best work, but singer Don M cLean has re the oft-repeated chorus as the young musician once The Hallo People—The grimy leather jackets (Tuffy Think I'll take a summer leased his fifth album. Home "smash your bottle on the Handsome Devils sported a black leather cost trip said; “ ...I’ll continue less Brother It has been four gravestone and live while you ABC Dunhitl emblazoned with “ Sin City” ) on a sunny sailing ship and do what I want. I'll quiet years since the Chevy- can” spoils Seeger's soft It is impossible to review and mimed a bunch of hoods Where the shells lie in the music take me where it on-the-Ievy song hit the top of crooning "The Legend of this album without lapsing standing on a corner with sand. me to go." the charts M cLean is relying Andrew M cC rew " continues into a review of the Hello such devastating comedy, the on his latest album to be “ the People concert 1 had the good crowd was howling After the hobo motif in an interest beginning of my second life.” fortune to attend last Satur making several unsuccessful ing fashion since it is based on the true story of an un day night at the Cincinnati passes at imaginary females. Hom alass B rother is claimed corpse becoming a Renaissance Captain Thump whipped out intended as a fresh addition mummy in a carnival in 1913. The Hello People are his girlie mag and the four to the McLeanian develop comprised of four guys broke into a ludicrously adept ment, but it is stale in several Several good songs grace McLean's album "Wonder named Captain Thump a cappella version of "The places "Sunshine L ife for ful B aby" is a humorous idrums and Harmonica), Book of L o v e " Completely M e" is a light, trite song. song, commenting on the Ajax (guitar, sax. and just irreverant. completely sat if you are hepped up on crazy world of today to an about anything else), Tuffy profaRRinnsI and completely njos and Tiny T im 's style. E infant. "L a La Love You” is a (bass and gu itar> and Willie enjoyable The Hello People "G reat Big M an" is fast (keyboards and synthesizer) happy reminiscence of the concert was the moat fun ITve paced but that's about all. Put together, they make for bubblegum-boogie days. had in a long tune and "Tangled (Like a Spider the mast enjoyable stage “You Have Lived” is a love M IM E HO CK ? Well. at least m a rt ft * * a a with the Happy Oddly enough, though. The in Her H a ir )" begins with show I have ever seen song of respect and courage, People. Willie, Tatty Captain Thump and A|ax. Hello People sound im fragile potential and rapidly Painted up in white!see and “ Crying in the Chapel" is measurably better live than becomes filled with strange they are what is known as a a perfect exam ple of those on record (how many other symbols after the first verse mime-rock group, breaking groups can say the sam e0 ) foot-tappin' ol' time religion up their music and the and 1 know the reason why One of the major melodies. "Did You Know" audience with hilarious skits New Book Todd Rundgren produced and disappointments of the L P includes some blues y tenor of pantomime, a to M arcell engineered their album As a lies in the theme song The saxophone Marceau. only a bit more musician and performer. pop ballad "Homeless My fa v o r ite song on daring and risque They have Todd is untouchable but as an Brother" alludes to the rip Homeless Brother is “ Winter been around since 1M7. engineer (Grand Funk. Hall roaring hobo, poverty, and Has Me in Its G rip ." The But firs t upgrade youi touring with Alice Cooper and and Oates), he leaves a tot to the socially downtrodden wistful flute accompaniment knowledge of aspirin. Turns. Todd Rundgren (Todd also be desired He invariably The soothing Peter. Paul and with the simple lyrics seems Pepto Bismol, Ex-lax, produces their album ) and over-engineers the works he Mary technique is smoothly to spirit the listener away to a Neosynephnne. hair spray, appearing on Cavett and The Mil does making them sound too deodorant ad infinaturn by Tonight Show busy too electric, too violent by Rax Davenport reading PRE MEDICATED At the start of their gig, a The Hello People is a vocally Mel Brooks is probably ttw funniest man in Am erica, and his MURDER! small, whitefaced child perfect group and they cer new movie, "Y ou ng Frankenstein" is the proof Brooks and the This reader was already toddled out and held up (in tainly didn t need the assis movie's big star, Gene W ilder were responsible for writing this Twain debauched aware of the dangers of self traditional m im e style) two tance of Todd's mixing and travesty They lifted the more famous scenes from s number of by Nicola C Goodyear diagnosing and self treating, placards announcing the dubbing But for those who Frankenstein movies and rolled them all into one laff-riot PRE MEDICATED but I found this small book in group The lights dimmed, missed the concert, the dif Not wanting to be anyway associated to his infamous grand MURDER! Chilton Prtu stilling a strong desire to Ajax hit the first chord of by sound crew? ference would not be nodes father. the young doctor (W ilder) insists ths name be pro i»7pp i written by the check and clear out my their opener. Ripped tale nounced "Fronkenateen” You can imagine all the quick quips husband and wile team of medicine chest and I ’ll Again." and from then on. the By C. W Jakelsky done but my laughter was Brooks could come up with for that and he does The doctor’s Lei and Cooley pnd Lee venture a guess that I slock audience was ail theira. The Renaissance is plan A debachery of talent oc stifled by the inept asses that helper. Igor (M arty Feldm an), insists hi* name be produced , Morrison Cooley is not a one third less over the finally calling them hack for mng to bring them back for a curred at the IUPU1 Dinner allowed this insult to happen how to book two encores after an in week soon, and if they do. with a long "F \ Theater's presentation of counter drugs than the If that was not enough, a How safe is your drug credible three-hour set don tdarwm ias them G el the Indeed. Feldman may be the real star of this movie Besides Mark Twain Tom Noel’s DON MCLEAN: No more pie! average person nebulous security guard, in store0 Is your medicine chest Between numbers, they album now and hold on. for aa those absolutely zany eyes. Brooks has given him a diaformed professional talents and To quote an old Spanish terested in the night's loaded to go off the next tune would m im e the upcoming they aay in the song Run back with a hump that changes sides in every other scene patience w ere stretched to proverb from the final debacle, was so kind to leave you open it° Are you this very song and then launch into dgren wrote for them Feldman also sneaks in some very quick and funny lines the limit because of a sound chapter of the book "H e who his Scan-o-Matic. Adam 12 instant planning your own them fast rockers, mellow Somehow someday And then of course there is P eter Boyle ss the newest in a long system that a state fair does what he should not has receiver on. Not only was murder0 The answers to jazz, funky blues, uproarious G ive us just one victory line of monsters And what a monster indeed' I am sure Mary barker would be ashamed to things happen to him that he raucous feedback the main these questions can only be bebop and playing them to And w e ll be on our way Shelly would never believe she was seeing her novel creation own cannot believe " So read and course of the evening but the hilt all the while hitting The day is now for the Hello U p dancing and singing with Gene W ilder But who cares what The Mark Twain style of given by you wonder squelched static as well for truly fantastic harmonies People and their victory is at M ary Shelly would think, she’s dead' delayed point humor was dessert with their vocals hand Get the record and get Perhaps the beat scene of the movie involves s well-meaning raped by the piercing whine The highlight of the evening ready for the show, because blind man < Gene Hackman > who serves a good hot meal to the of feedback A talented The second part of the show was a skit called "The Drop when they win, we all win monster Unfortunately he serves moat of it an the monster's production was turned into was salvaged somewhat by lap something a high school play the appearance of a sound But where are the chicks you may be asking Well, the beat set director would die of embar person who turned a black decoration in this particular film would have to be T erry Garr. rassment from I'm certain plastic dial from setting 9 to aa the doctor's able bodied (and 1 do mean bodied) assisUnt. the person who was in charge setting 4 4 so the feedback A new Sergio suit Inga And those knockers Don't ask me to explain that one. see of the audio equipment hears was only half as loud the movie only what bats do or what Intuition tells me the next creations by one of Ilia own By M William LvtRotfz Alm ost as funny. and every bit as interesting is "R afferty and ever is absorbed by the bone appearance of Mr. Noel's Mondays: Sergio Mendes Sergio cadre, a certain Bernard the Gold Dust T w in s" with Alan Arlan Gunney (A rkim . s m aterial behind the ear Mark Twain at IUPU1 will Single unescorted ladies invited for Mendcs0 You mean Brasil lghner twenty year Marine Carpi vet and a examiner for the bureau of My sincere apologies to Mr not come any sooner than the • ° And Brasil *7° Jeez. I But even that is forgiveabie motor vehicles, is kidnapped by a would be country singer Noel. His material was reappearance of Haley's a complete Spaghetti dinner. M.OO when you listen lo Maxes ( ° ) thought he (Bed or something (Sally Kellermam and a fifteen-year-old runaway (Mackinzie humerous and excellently Comet in the sky Bonnie Bowden and Sondra Nope Apparently not. there Phillips) he is. smiling down from the Cation on the vocal parts This tno romps through the south west regions of the United Wednesdays: cover of his latest album, Nice Very nice Sort of a States including a stop in Las Vegas Have you noticed how flanked by a pair of nice look very soft pop-rock, all the many movies in the last year have attempted to show the deca Ladies night. 4-7:30 ing young ladies Obviously rip-off record clubs will dence of that city? In case you don’t remember The Gam not dead obably notate it aa Easy bler". "California Split", and "Harry and Ton to" all made less UNBEUEVEABLE PRICES FOR DRINKS And neither is his music Cstening But who says than favorable suggestions about the kind of people who inhabit everything must be listened He's tamed down the old that mecca of money R afferty and the girls fall in with a con South Am erican samba-with to with Zen-like concentra man. Vinme (A lex R occo), who shows them the lower side of Thursdays: Caracas act just a little bit, tion0 Not 1. said the fox Las Vegas life added a synthesizer, and up Worthy of particular note la This movie's only virtue may be tU rendering of the scenery FREE PIZZA FOR EVERYONE. dated his harmonies He still the recording of Stevie of Southern California and Arizona. 1 think we in the boring m id does old Beatle songs < "H ere Wonder’s "A ll is Fair in west forget that avarywliert there are sleazy bars, junk yards 11:00 p.m. - 1 a.m. Comes The S u n "). but Beatle Love"; one of the beat and used car lota songs are inoffensive and versions of one of hit beat Have I forgotten anything0 Oh, yes those sort of things they what the heck, what's one songs -second only to Cleo quote in the newspaper ads Alan A rtin is "tolerable " Sally Lame's recording more arrangement to George K eller man is "beautifu l" And Mackinzie Phillips is ..well, Stand Up Bar This is an album that cuts Harrison's bank account0 "a b rasive" Catch this movie at the buck and a quarter He has a good mix of some across several different matinee It is certainly worth that much l fine Stevie Wonder and areas of musical tastes Stay NEW STAND UP BAR RESTAURANT Donny Hathaway songs, away from it only if you can't West -1-4*3 and Rockville Road, Indianapolis 248 m t laced with some witless abide anything soft. 8 February M, im President lacks scientific brain power " I f ever there was a Ume A matter of concern far date, proposed by the Na logy, and submit an annual Senator Kennedy remarked when the President of the close to twenty-five yean . tional Academy of Sciences, report to the President and that "the abolition of the United States needed the help President Eisenhower este is a Council for Science and the Congress on major de White House Office of Science of the best objective scientific bli&hed the custom of having Technology velopments significant to and Technology (done by minds to help him grapple a White House Science A three-member council national policy President Nixon) left a void with the problems of food, Advisor as part of a national proposal, the NAS recoin The three-man council in acience policy formulation fuel, transportation housing reaction to the U.S.'s scienti mendation asks that the would be set up by statute in which has not yet been and many other things, it is fic strength that followed the council be empowered to side the Executive Office of filled " now but he is a little short Soviet launching of Sputnik in draw upon the best talents the President but with handed " 1*87 available in the nation's appouitees serving at the He feels that the present So adequately sums up the Now under pressure from scientific, technological, and pleasure of the President situation whereby the Hew Yerh Times, one of the scientific groups across the engineering communities According to Jeremy Stone, National Science Foundation moat controversial issues the nation. President Ford has cooperate closely with the the Director of the Federa has attempted to act in thu scientific community has delegated the responsibility Office of Management and boo of American Scientiata, it capacity with Dr. Guy Stever, ever faced the need, or lack of studying the question to Budget on significant budget is feared that the President, who is now acting m the thereof for a Presidential Vice President Rockefeller and management issues rather than setting up the capacity of science advisor, Science Adviaor The moot attractive idea to involving science and techno Council within his office will is not satisfactory and states merely give science a public "in abort, although the NSF relations role" by naming a has tned todo the job, with its scientific council to OMB limited resources and S o lu * c-oiM^duc AcuMJLjjfC. cxJjbjJbJjJxU- toJulxj Aecordingly. there is much leverage, the tame has now debate going on in the Senate come for Congress to enact over a bill proposed by legislation which can provide Senator Kennedy and twenty the Nation with the inatitu four co-sponsors entitled the lions needed to formulate National Policy and Priori effective national policy and Texas Instruments ties far Science and Techno priorities for acience and slide rule calculator logy Act of 1*75 technology Legislative battles seen for students by bat C The IUPL'l Student IU student leaders are Association in conjunction allowed a five minute chat with the iMhana Student before official business en Association will be distribut sues The student speakers ing the Student Lobby Guide must at that tune leave the book along with key inform a meeting Ball Stele is defi tion on ttaqae issues of interest ciaoS in providing input to to students The Guidebook discusses the flow of legists tioa and lists all state senators and representatives A key is included to find the representative* from one's Accompanying and senate The house doe* information will not tike SB ten because it ori Perform* ok clo**«ol slide rule functions - simple arithmetic ginated in the Senate, in reciprocoi* factorials eapotantiotion root* trigonometric and chesting that It will probably logarithm* function* aM m fra# ftootmg decimal pomt or in scientific be killed in committee with notation sion being seat out of that Modal M SI new s v ie fc fs ~ Does aU the functions of the SR 50. S.g. tl committee Then the senate Preceding thu legislative PIUS Imaor regression and statistical functions, 3 memories % change, will paas on the favor and eatan the ISA formed a effectively atop the senate bill metric conversion* polar -y t- rectangular degroe minute second ith actually that process has tenth, of degree 224 t i already taken place as the selection process for a • IM «n— TdH CAIMUTMM AT M il voting student an ‘ M K t 1 • Tesas Instruments Slide Rule Calculator with a range of of trustee* lot than S B 10) MAJORITY ARC RILL nearly 200 decodes 69 95 preferred direct appoint House Bill IU * lowers tbs M i'Id • fanes Instruments Slide Rule Cokulotor with memory meat The ISA choee to chinking age to tt in the State •-digit numbers. 2-digit exp onent* g9 95 champion a search and of Indiana Adulthood does start Bi moat others at lias •MIT AT H I . our own Lee of I -yeor Warranty means your age Why not thu particular machine wiR get LOCAL SfRVICE by our factory tromed 2 man service social g ra c e ' To help get It out of canunittee. those sf yen organisation no delays MO R€TURNING TO FACTORY FOR SCRVtCE • R A T A T M M your ie Dabu.C PiAbr Policy Committee Mo*torChorgo • BankAmencard amended and passed by the APPROPRIATIONS RILL Senate, the bill applies to 1UPUI ranks among the STORE HOURS: Monday Friday, 8 to 5:30 Indiana University Purdue. lowest in the stele in terms of Bali Slate and Indiana State dollars per student It is and baa been instigated by students m the IU and Ball tify cuts mad State systems where student the Higher■ IEducation < PGS 1 input has been lax for some mission and the State Budget time The Purdue Board of Agency If adequate funding Trustees has three student u not available higher tuition observers admitted to all costs and a decline in trustee meetings In contrast academic quality may result. 9 Baste m » "This column rated XXX" by RarfeteQ. 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March 11 The playing must be fulltime first time on an in ter-col prospective players are to carrying at least 12 hours legiate basis Although no gather at the IP I School of Kellum said any questions coach has been hired yet, Physical Education at 4:90 concerning eligibility should Kellum is already proceeding p m be directed to him with plans for the season Kellum urged that any in The tennis team will use What a racket The Metros tennis team terested person who can not courts provided by the will play a 10 match schedule, attend the m eetup should Indianapolis Parks depart six of which have already call the school of physical by Rick Smith ment for both home meets been scheduled These are education Those who contact and practices home and - away meets Kellum will be notified of ail The first has already been against Indiana Central. proceedings scheduled It will be April 1 at Marian and IU^Soulheast IPI is currently searching Indiana Central Hewlett-Packard introduces a smaller uncompromising calculator: the HrclScientific. 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Sale* and service from 177 office* in 6« countries Dept 1**310 Pnmendee Avenue, Cupertino. C A <>5014 HP-35. The HP-21 executes each function immedi Full display formatting The display key' (DSP) ately after you press the function key. lets you choose between fixed decimal and • You can easily backtrack when you err. The ’ SuKcntdl retail pent cadudm * ip p lK iN * «tatc and local f — scientific notation and lets you control the num HP-21 performs all operations sequentially. Continental U S A . Aladia * Ha* an 11 i f c , 1 INDIANA 1 UNIVERSITY • 1 PUROUE 1 UNIVERSITY M MOIAMfOUS A worn V tit tint el im pirtMi ceienOer iltm i »*4 nttuM e« interest I* «*• university community ^In m submit items to the • IORUI Intermatien Itrvictt Other IM AOministretien 410* . fey 11 * MCk MMttV Rhone 1M HU TM I M « »S peiO INTHtNATKHML FORTNIGHT BEGINS ON OUR CAMPUS MARCH 3, UNIVERSITY -SPONSORED PROGRAMS W ill BE MARCH 10-11 Plaatic Surgery. 7 30 a n . 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