5/Monday, April 22, 1985

A REMINDER | HOW TO GET BETTER FROM THE VA MILEAGE FROM YOUR English Professor Opens Juan s Restaurant DENNIS the MENACE by Hank Keteham CAR... By Erin ODonnell Obey the 55 mph speed Juan Hernandez is in the same frame of limit. \AiHEM I GROW UP I'M mind a.s many seniors this time < if year It's GOMNA BE A V£T£ZAN! time to graduate So that's fust what Her- f nandez said he did Wednesday, April 10, BVBR60Dy TAKES GOOD by celebrating the grand opening of his CARE OF 7HO$£6UYS' own restaurant, Juan's Restaurant.

After an eight-year reign as the well known entertainer of Joe T. Garcia s Res- taurant, the English professor at TCI said. It was just time to graduate."

Hernandez' "commencement has turned out to be the beginning of a true family affair His mother Mimi Hernandez, who is graduating with a hachelc ir's degree in art from TCI' this May. works in the kitchen where her recipes from Mexico are prepared from scratch. She is also cre- dited with the paintings that decorate the establishment, located in the former Peo- ple's Restaurant building at 6471 Camp H( >wie Juan Hernandez entertains his customers atJuan'sRestaurant Hernandez wasakmgtime Francisco Hernandez, an attorney and entertaineratJoeT. Garcia'sbefore opening bisown restaurant The whole familyis getting Hernandez' father, is joining his son in into the act (PHOTO BY DONNA LEMONS I putting their professions on pause in Spending large amounts of time l.iun real. In imemade Mexican food that hasn't order to pursue the restaurant business ching this venture will cause 1 lernandcv t< > He greets patrons at the restaurant while made it up here yet' Lunches are priced place his teaching profession on the hack under JS, while the average cost for dinner Know your rights & privileges? Don't let the engine'idle Francisco I lernandez.lr., a 20-year-old pre burner He said that be probably would more than 30 seconds. is >(i~S law student at TCI', and Daniel 1 lernandcv. not teach for another year until the busi- CALL THE VA OFFICE TODAY IS. have their fingers in the pot as waiters ness i-. off and running, explaining that. I m still very interested in the entertain- ristela Hernandez, wife of the owner, ment and in writing, but somehow this just holds her position behind the cash regis seemed to be the right thing at the right TOLL FREE ter, but may eventually move into the time, he said Administrators have left kitchen to assist in food preparation doors open for Hernandez to continue And when buying, don't teaching in the future, he said. forget the fuel economy label is part of the price In addition to being the restaurants Slowing down is more than Hernandez said he sees the business as a tag, too. ..-^ £{_,' namesake and owner, Hernandez serves just a safer way to drive. It's also chance to work for himself in his own as the primary entertainment during hi ith a great way to save gas and place "Ever)' time I was on television or lunch and dinner hours. "I'm very in money. You'll get about 20 more radio. I always told everyone that that was terested in the entertainment business, so miles from every tank of gas if the best place in town And now 1 tbink I've you slow down from 70 to 55 mph For a free booklet with more easy got the best place in town " energy saving tips, write "Energy." on the highway. that's what I'll be emphasizing," he said Box 62, Oak Ridge, TN 37830. Hernandez said he has plans to expand ENERGY. The restaurant and bar's IK )Urs are from ENERGY. the restaurant's entertainment from poetry 11 am until 2 p m. for lunch and from S Page 2 Story We can't afford to waste it. US Department of Energy We can't afford readings to flamenco dancers on stage until 10p.m. for dinner, sewn days a week. TbreeOnA ///// to waste it. "We want to be a parry place," the singer The menu consists of one Tex-Mex dish, Music for another generation U S Department ot Energy explained. and six dishes that Hernandez considers Monday, April 22, 1985 Monday, April 22, 1985 Page 2 Three On A Hill Makes It Feel Like Fire By Rob Thomas the studio "I don't mind telling some people that we're Took. I got as many orders as were written a punk band, because they know what it means. Studio time is expensive. down, he says. It's just playing with no limitations, no barriers," It ciists SI Js an hour at Summit-Bernett Re- The french fry debate becomes moot as says Schmidt. cording Studio in . Robert Miller finally decides he is satisfied with Each band member has been playing more The members of Three On A Mill, a Dallas the way his drums have been miked Its time t< >r than seven years. Breaking musical barriers is rock hand composed of a 1~ vearold. an IS the band to go to work. easier with a lot of talent. year-old and a I1) year old. are spending their Three ()n A 1 lill is recording a single, "feels After Three On A Hills first live show at the studio time arguing about french tries. Like Fire' backed with "Train, that they plan on Twilite Room in Dallas, the live music coordina- "No. I'm serious Mark I ordered tries, says releasing in I )allas, Morris has set up the light tor, 1 lank Tolliver, told the band, "You'regonna lead singer guitarist Peter Schmidt to bass play ing the band normally uses on stage in the he the biggest thing in Dallas. er Mark Fischer, who is polishing off a large studio to keep the band's adrenalin flowing. I le still maintains that. order of Burger King fries. Schmidt begins wanning up by playing I 2 s "In the vein of music they're doing, they're "If you didn't get your tries talk to Stan, be- "Party Girl." He then moves on to I Will Fol- the best I've heard. They've got a lot of energy. cause I told htm right before he left that I low." Miller follows him on drums. After a few Some of the older bands haw lost that.'' says wanted fries." answers Fischer. measures they quit. Tol liver. Stan Morris, the band's 21-year-old financial I like that one." says Miller. "Why don't we "You would think that with how fast things backer, roadie, light-man and gofer, walks into record it?" are happening for them, they would get big Three On A Hill has been playing the Dallas heads, but they are still really polite." "new music" club circuit for less than two An important step in making it as a band for months. The clubs feature mainly punk, but Three On A Hill is developing a following that they also include reggae and other forms of attends most of their shows. It keeps club own- Innovative music. ers happy and attracts the attention of promo- Punk is still conceived by most of society as a ters. nihilistic, violent youth movement leel by musi- "They've done a good job of that. They're cians with no morals and less talent. That con- really starting to get a following-not only of the notation has made the clubs and Three On A younger kids, but with the older crowd as well. Hill leery of describing themselves with the People who haven't seen them before come up term. When the punk movement began, the to me after their shows and say, 'Man, they are music mirrored the fury of the crowd. Some of really great,'" says Tolliver. the style of punk has remained the same. The music and the attitude have changed. The descendants of punk can be musically 'I don't mind telling some people we're talented and still play with aggression. Songs a punk band, because they know what it don't have to be spiteful. They don't have to be means ... no limitations, no barriers.' played at the speed of light. The people Three Peter Schmidt On A Hill plays to are the new romantics-opti- mistic, pacifistic and setting and living up to While the unmixed version of "Feels Like their own set of morals. Lire" fills the studio, Schmidt is speaking above It's a culture the band members fit into, and his recorded voice He pretends he is doing a their music complements. David Frost interview, His hair is long and red Three On A Hill's music is aggressive with a and usually stands up. But, he hasn't given it "Sometimes I gel angry on stage," says three On A Hill living, beating, breathing spirit. The songs ex- singer Peter Schmidt "Hut it's a good Mnd of angry." proper attention tonight and it's falling down Listen for Three On A Hill's release "Feels Like Fire" on press doubts, but are ultimately resurgent. Most into his eyes. He wears an Echo and the Bunny- 'The Difficult Listening Hour" tomorrow night. importantly, they are honest. men T-shirt. Schmidt is a legal citizen of Eng- land, because his mother was born there. Switching from upper-class British accent to Cocknev he discusses the history of Three On A Hill. Schmidt is the oldest member of the band and the only high school graduate. He began playing with Fischer in garage bands in junior high. The two still only live two blocks from each other. They formed The Shapes when Schmidt was P. "It was the first new wave band I was in," he says. Schmidt drops his accent when asked why The Shapes broke up, "We had just finished making a demo tape when our drummer and bass player were in an accident on Christmas Day," he said. "The bass player went into a coma." Schmidt pauses. "I remember I had never said anything but I It to his mom before, but I got to know her through the 12 days he was in a coma. It really struck me as weird that it took that for me to get to know her. We still stop by and see her some- Serenteen-year-old Robert Miller says he prerents three grou ing his hair long, but it made him look too much like On A Hill from sounding "wimpy."Miller has been drum- times. I haven't been by lately, though. I need to John Taylor of'Duron Duron, the band performs in Dal do that. ming for seven of those years Mark Fischer performs on lOS "nete music" clubs including the twilite Room and the stage wearing a cardigan sweater and slippers He tried Theatre (iallety. (PHOTOS BY ROB THOMAS.) (Please see Three On A Hill' on page 3.) 3 Monday, April 22, 1985 Three On A Hill Music; Best of Honest Nonsense

• i imtimuHl Irani /ig J) and little kids, he s.i\s l\vu weeks after the recording tfter The Shapes. Schmidi and sessii in, Feels Like I ire has been 1 isi her t< irmed Automated Mixxls played on The Rock and Roll and Paisley Beat In the process, Alternative and shaggy s Pajama Fischer switched from guitar t<> Party" on K\o\ George Gimarc, hass. The two realized they the host oi The Rock and Roll needed to find somebody willing Alternative," announced over the too immil as much time and ener air, "There's been a lot of street gy to a band as they were talk about this hand Since the) formed Three On A The band causing the si reel talk Hill with drummer Miller, former is busy eating hamburgers and K of New WorldCinema, findinga drinking Cukes ai Snuffer's on placet) i vvi irk has been mi ire diffi- Ii iwer Greenville Snuffer's is next cult than finding the desire Local M Dallas progressive Granada police have stopped band rehear Theater and is as chic as H needs to sals .ii three locations because of be-considering iis location Still, complaining neighbors They are Miller and Schmidt are attracting in the process ol insulating and stares in >m si ime i >t Snuffer's pat- sound-proofing Schmidi s garage rons. in use .is .i permanent place in They have |usi finished posting practice leaflets up and down Greenville Miller is theyoungesi of the trio announcing the show they're doing the next night at Theatre and, like Fischer, .i high school Three On A Hill released Teels Like Fire" and "Train" on a single in Dallas Here they are shown Gallery The slum is .i hoi topic. senior enduring the last few working on backing vocals fot Tram H'lK)TO BY ROB THOMAS.) weeks heliue graduation. Miller Rumor has it several rock critics will be there, as well as a promo keeps his blond hair leased into smile It keeps the show honest They ter who will decide whether attending a junior college three-inch spikes His eves are Schmidt falls for Millers bait may he nonsense sometimes, but Three On A Mill is ready to open normally only hall open and his anvwav. Now wait. We always at least it's always honest nun for a touring act. The Schmidt and Miller are anxious lean build doesn't suggest he is have a little debate about it. he sense. Schmidt says. members i if Three t )n A Mill con about his decision, as are his pa- the hand's drummer. Schmidi and explains, but Miller really doesn'i The improvised lyrics some less id not knowing much about rents. Me has a month to decide Fischer say Three On A Mill has seem to care times give the other members in what he will do with his life, but in the bongos Peter writes the licks and the largest female ft ilk iwlng i if any the band a problem when other the intimacy of Snuffer's and with "But the) are a inuring band.' ill their peers because of Miller. melodies. sa\s Fischer people ask them what a song is his bandmates egging him on, he says Miller. They constantly question him ab- .Mark will usually help out if I about-the answer changes from divulges for the first time, I think out his girlfriend. All Miller says is Schmidt announces thai his need a bridge, says Schmidt. show to show. When a Dallas DJ I'm going to be a rock and roller" that she doesn't know anything hair will be re-dyed fn mi red t< I jet I just give the songs energy asked Miller what Feels Like about music, which is refreshing black for the next night's show Without me. it would all be wimp Fire" stood for, he answered, The next night at the show. he says. Though never actually voiced, music.'' says Miller "Well, it's about goals in life Three On A Mill is going through recognition of Schmidt as leader One song. 'Curious George." and stuff." the same kind of frustration they The name Three On A Mill was of the band is apparent in more was co written by Dave Sharp of Schmidt generally writes from a seem to go through every per- suggested by ,i mutual friend of subtle ways Me is the oldest, the . Schmidt met the band very personal standpoint. He formance: their friends with the the band and was kept after an guitarist and the primary songwri- before one of The Alarm's Dallas doesn't attempt to save the world sound equipment haven't shown unsuccessful search for a name ter. He holds all three cards Mat- shows. in his music-he attempts to up, Schmidt is fighting off the flu, they liked more. The name, Fis- ters having to do with sung Schmidt writes the hues ii >r the understand himself. they aren't going to get a chance to cher says, was not intended to arrangement and style rest with songs in an interesting way He "We don't really feel like- we do LI sound check before they siart have any religious connotations. Schmidt makes most of the words up as the know enough about the world to and the Theatre Gallery is charg- "We all try to write songs, and band performs the songs really comment on it," Schmidi ing $() for tickets "Which isn't to say we're not then Pete throws them out," says "I usually haw some set words says. Me uses the plural, because religious, because we are. but that Miller. He says it with no resent that I will sing, but 70 to 80 pet- he feels the songs reflect the "Six dollars!" says Miller Is isn't what inspired the name. We ment, but rather with a surpressed cent of the lyrics are improvised. band's attitude as well as his. anybody going to pay that much?" finally decided we liked the name, "Everyone has their own morality, and we would let people think so somebody elses morals may People do. Three On A Mill what they will of It," he says. not be encompassed in our plays to a crowd close to 22s, de- songs. Schmidt says. Fischer is the son of a Lutheran spite taking the stage well after "I want to do more with music midnight, which is past many In minister of education, and he than try to get girls in the back their crowd's curfew. Other than a serves as the conservative end of seat." Fischer adds. "We don't few technical difficulties, the the band, which still tilts toward write songs about sex " show goes well the more romantic-if less practic- "We might want to watch, al-desires of Miller and Schmidt. though." Schmidi says For their encore Three On A While Schmidt dresses in a leather Fischer is the only band mem- Hill plays "Feels Like Fire." When vest, cowboy boots and crucifix ber who does not come from a Schmidt announces. "This one's earring on stage, and Miller dres- broken family Both Schmidt and called Teels Like ,..," the crowd ses somewhat like a punk gypsy Miller live with their mothers, veils. "Fire!" complete with makeup, Fischer is which has put strains on the hand content to resemble a nouveau both emotionally and economi- "It was such a moment," Miller Mister Rogers. Fischer's hair is cally. emphasizes backstage after the cropped shorter than Richie Cun- There's a certain art in suffer- show. T just wanted to stop the ningham's and he wears a cardi- ing, which may help us creatively. show and shout, yeah!"' gan sweater on stage The clincher but It's caused tons of pressure to Fischer's stage persona, which financially. We're all pretty worth m. is almost inperceptibly different less, because we spend so much JIM COOT ma from his real-life self, are his slip- time with the band, and don't have pers Me never performs without enough time to make money," AM Courant is a student pub- them. says Schmidt. lication produced by the "My mom is concerned about Christian University journalism Schmidt and Miller usually get college and about the makeup," department every Monday of the their way in the hand by exercis- says Miller semester year, except for review ing what they call "the corporate Fischer has played bass and and finals weeks. Views expressed vote." In short, their two votes guitar for church events in an herein are solely those of the staff outweigh Fischer's one. Still, they effort to show some of the benefi- and contributors. Au Courant is haven't been able to change his cial aspects of spending so much located in Room 291S of the attire. time and energy playing in bands. Moudy Communication Building, Fischer has also decided to take Texas Christian University, Fort "You won't believe this, but my his senior year seriously. I le is In- Worth, Texas 76129. hair was real long last year and I volved with a I II. one act play Rob Thomas looked like-oh Cod. should 1 say contest. Like the other members Editor it. John Taylor of . of the band. Fischer is a good stu- Cara Parker I'm just more comfortable with dent Copy Fditor the way I look now.'' says Fischer. The decision that will affect the Tim Dowling To complete the mystique, Fis- band the most is one that needs to Associate Editor cher works at an old-fashioned be made by Fischer. He had plan- Michael Martel snd.i fountain In a mall where he ned on attending Texas Tech after Advertising Manager has to dress. . exactly like he high school, but with the success Rita Wolf dues the rest of the week. Three On A Hill has been ex- [•'acuity Adviser Peter Schmidt improvises 10 to HO percent of the band's lyrics when periencing lately, he is beginning Steve Brite "It's peaceful working there. the hand is on stage (PHOTO BTKOB THOMAS.) to consider staying in Dallas and There are a lot of older people Prt iductic >n Supervisor Monday, April 22, 1985/4 'Penguin Dreams a Must For Bloom County Lovers T-r Milo Bloom. Michael Binkely, Opus Penguin, Hill the Cai do these names mean anything to \ Vl iu? Iflfc Well. the\ should I'hey are a v ute. character is Hill the < at tew of the colorful i haraeters ol Hill was introduced, in Mill i Berke Breathed's popular comic Bloom's words, "as an attempt strip. Bloiim Count) asr to cash in mi the Garfield The residents ol this mythical crowd ihs frequent hairballs, 1*V? v\ region have returned in the constant coughing, and prema very liberal woodchuck. rock latest HI the strip s compilation lure death and rebirth i thanks star less Turbo, Binkley s re- hooks. "Penguin Dreams and to the miracles ol modern scien cenih divorced lather and Oh\ Stranger Things ce and a young computer wiz er's disapproving parents, make « I,,/ Penguin I ireams is the third with a chemistry set i have made frequent visits as well, '// l%\ Bill another of the strips lavo bonk in the best-selling series, The new book also gives rite fellows ■*2z..*a)mr{zzr which hegan with Loi ise Tails readers a little something spe nnr\!S...yet,mHM ■V and followed with Toons for Other characters include the cial other than reprints of the f Our Times precocious young journalist, MM/ WMJpdH/ i strip The beginning of the book JUST um WJK Toes N, The latest hook covers ,i wide Milo Bloom, instigator i il mam contains a special section titled -W0!00! AH' OH, \VM varierj of characters and events a scandal emblazoned across the Milo's Album A Personal **» SWPlT/f spanning from Opus quest to cover of Bloom Count; s paper. Photographic statement This find Ins mother hefore Christ IIK Bloom deacon. Michael section contains various mem mas tu the deprogramming of Binkley. Bloom County's resi hers of Bloom County' doing Hill the Cat following Ins kid denl young neunitii whose 11in what the\ do best, JIK\ the napping hy the Bhagwan Shree stanl fears are brought to reality drawings are done in a detailed Rajneesh cult in Oregon In his closet full of anxieties: pencil style that reflects Steve Dallas, lawyer, hunk, jerk iisi For those who aren't ac- Breathed's true artistic talent , famous for selling the stop, M quainted with the strip, a few Penguin Dreams is excep- of a convicted axe murderer to m short character descriptions Disney studios, and Oliver Wen tionally well done and is a defi- might clear things Lip a hit dell Jones, who began as a com nite must for the collections ot \v\V Opus Penguin is probably the puter hacker, later ventured into tans of the strip best place to start Opus has genetic engineering and now sV proved, over the years, to be keeps a leash on a /am Banana one of the most popular ot the |r 6000 walking computer strips characters His quiet and Portnoy, the aging, yet still polite demeanor, which tan at »vj^ any moment change to rage (especially if confronted with overly agressive TV commercials -m or street mimes), has earned him a place of honor in the hearts of many of Breathed's de- voted readers. Opus was also • » tin. model for the comit --nip-, first stuffed animal -.jk 3$&fr* szg$sf+ Another lovable, \ct not as ///' permis <>l>vrixl't I'M' Twilite Zone for Music THE COMIC STRIPS By Angie Pugh BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed roplex." said Gilder. You may feel lost in the dark Bands enjc >y the club because c if W KNOW. I WAIT THE. THE iki tjnr PULL imURt' SLOWLY trying to find the Twilite Room m NEVER KNEW THAI IHASKEP MAIIHEP. JSfsSL, LOCK ELM, *C*i downtown Dallas, but patience its unrestricted format HAVOC ANPWtfHEM HAS NAZI WWV PRESSURE UHU PumUM. C0ULP HE SO..50 gmi OPPONENT 5 SKULL WITH has its rewards "This is a hip club. As a band, w e MORALLY PeUClOVS' IN... IN... mPMti CHAIK PALATABLE / This new wave and punk bar like it because it has one of the I x CAM am located at 21 II Commerce St. best stages and is a lot freer than y-< ) does its best to shun the homoge- most clubs," said Randy Boase, o nized and top-40. The result is a guitarist for the Escorts. >r\v£'X-s' high energy hole-in-lhc wall that "Normally it's hard to find is a lot of run, places to do original music. This im formerly a flop house where gives bands like us a chance," said JLi i3 \ Henry Lee Lucas (confessed mass Joe Unhart, lead singer for G-Spot, *)\*? W murderer) once stayed, it is sur- The patrons of the Twilite prisingly clean and well kept. The Room are fascinating. The club The Campus Underground by Todd C amp first floor of the club consists of a draws a spectrum of people from NOHSENSE,EubEHl. I tltM plywood bar serving only long punk guys in eyeliner and punk m,JWt, bib Ycuuii'E DEATH TO MM cumnuu rue re's t LOT met* ecc/i THIS? necks, wine and mixers, a cement Scuwsucictieal" girls in spikes to a college crowd ANO... HEX'. LOOK *f THIS: n' A floor, pool tables and a jukebox looking for something new. ue CAN emu COHT*OL y(wTc »H*r? with groups like The Alarm and "There's a different crowd and THl KiYBMKD Eton HEtC.' . Nuclear and punk ob- something new every night. Peo- jects hang on the wall to take the ple don't come here to be picked edge off this "stark" club up Everyone seems to have their The second floor houses the guard down," said Tricia Berg, an band and room for 300people, I" ex-TCU student and a club reg- and older Its decor is the product ular. of a graffiti party held for the regu- "This is not a place for perse > lars nality chameleons, said first- "People who appreciate art timer Nick Bruno as the light don't need a slick image It's a glinted from his hoop earrings. mm good honest product not a ritzo The club is only open on Thurs- UNIVERSITY- by Frederick Allen club,'' said Charlie Gilder, the day. Friday and Saturday nights SHF'S HltllNb OUT IM AMD ALL OP club owner. with a cover charge of $4.21 Fri- Sut>t>£M, THEPE WAS The club hosts national and loc- day and Saturday (WHI THIS Pcwt'R WkG$J TM ouR. DoRj* 'S al new wave bands on a regular Hf WAS O^JNG HER The Twilite Room has a distinc HAIUDHYCK Thus eL£CTP.JC#t SYsren basis with two or three American tive personality thai people of AMD- and British punk bands during the different interests can en|< >v It is a ^y~^~^f month. The Minutemen and i home for punks, a change for the Reasons Unknown are bands that bored and freedom for musical have played the Twilite Room. artists, it is a unique club for those "Pec iple come fn im as far as 200 who march to the beat of a diffe- miles ii i see bands, because we re rent drummer cir just like ti > watch the only club like this in the met- people who do