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THE BLUE BONNET Page Three KOLEESHUN HON DE Frum de flagship bridge de Hadmral avy Permits Veteran HOSHUN Saw de hacksident in poisen, Of 71 To Keep Post Saw de frater hit de \vursheep, Tru de wotter went de warship, Saw de two sheeps hit each odder. Stanley Baker, 71 years old, al Tru de moonlite in de heefnink, Saw de warsheep seenk de frater. ready is the oldest sailor in active Tru de moonlite on de wotter, Gafe a cry like dees de Hadmral, service in the Navy and he may re Halso here and dere a starlite. "Ware it ees my steff, I'm eskink." main in service as long as he wishes. Hefertink vas werry trenkwil, Say de Ho. D., "Bonksasuzual." A native of South Dennis, Mass., Kame de dawn in early mornink Baker first enlisted at San Francisco, Steggered hop de fleg lootenant, As is frikwent on de hoshun, March 2, 1892, and with the exception "Sand a seegnal, sand a massage Halso sometimes in de mofies. of seven years-from 1901 to 1908 Hon de raddio, by de weezual, has served continuously in the Navy. All ad wunz in konsternation By de hendflegs, by de wccgweg. As chief storekeeper at the ew r.~eenut Gafe a cry, "Sal Ho!" de lookoud. Sand de seegnal now dees port Torpedo Station, Baker's chief "Ware away?" de Ho. D. esk him. Frum de flegship to de wurshecp official duty is making out payroll . "Two points frunt from hoff de port Frum de Hadmral to de Keptin, His enlistment ordinarily would ex bim, Sand dees signal as diracted." pire June 1, but his commanding Offi Tree points back from hoff de port r:::on de wursheep hall vas qviet, cer, Capt. Thomas Withers, has l'e bow. Pazed de Keptin in his kebbin, ceived notice from the Bureau of She's von hoffel grate beeg frater Kom de seegnal frum de fleg heep, Navigation "that in view of Baker's Hadded full speed fur our fokesel. "Hoist it hop yur hansel' qv:kly, long and faithful service, you are to Hadded fur de furwud gangway." Giff to me a haxplanashun, retain him in your command as long Den de Ho. D. ketch a woice tube Pliz to tal me hall abot id. as he desires." Lidding to de Keptin's kebbin, For widdout my ridding glezzes ....... Hand explanz de situashun. Kudden see so good wot heppened." Sea Story "Stabud roddah!" yal de keptin, Frum de Keptin smilin prodIy, Gafe a snarl, "Full speed de hangines." The following story is told of navi Frum de Keptin to de Hadmral, "Hokay. Iss by me agribble." gation on the Yangtze River in the "Ve haf sonk vun grate beeg frater, Say de halmsman frum de wheelhouse, days when it was dangerous to show Sonk him qvik like wid a wengence. "But de roddah duz not henser." lights of any kind, same lights being Sonk him down in wotter diply, used as targets. Wid a bank de wursheep's hangines Sonk him down in atey faddoms. The Captain of a destroyer of the Stodded hop a hoffel reket; Wid our liddle cruzer sonk him, Yangtze Patrol, well aware of the Cafe a hees de furwud firerum, Sonk him down wid hall surwiwors." changing nature of the channel, and Loose de sockshun hall de boiners, Hon de \vursheep hall is trenkwil still more painfully aware of the ne :':>ose de prashur hal de hoil pumps, L:ke a storm is efter passink. cessity of running at night, devised Stopped de hangines hal togedder. Fixt de hangine hall de bleckgeng, the following scheme: Cafe anodder cry de lookoud, Fixt him hop for ronning switly. In the eyes of the ship he placed Gafe a leff "haha", de halmsman. Hold a feelday hal diwisions two mess boys each equipped with a dishpan full of potatoes. When the Ad dis moment rong a bozzer, Heefen dough it's honly Tusday. Captain became doubtful of his posi "Chif requasts a liddle powwow Gafe a leff, "Ha ha" de halmsman; tion, he would call out, "Cast star Wid de Keptin, esks a haudienz." Ho. D. say, "Ees dis a seestem." board," whereupon the starboard mess Spuk de chif deze wuds wot follow, -A. onymous boy would pick up a spud and throw it "Keptin, I am werry sorry .. .. Competition as far as possible, listen intently and, But I hope you ain't got wurrit; when he heard it splash, report to the Maybe we can fix de trobble. Admiral Furlong, Chief of the bridge, "Splash starboard, sir." Then Maybe it is not so turble." Bureau of Ordnance, has disclosed to the Captain would sing out, "Cast Hondred yads avay de frater, a House sub-committee how the Bu port." Yost tree hondred feet, no furder, reau stimulates a little friendly rival The port mess boy would then fol Hadded fur de wursheep's gengway ry in the steel industry. Said the Ad low the procedure of the starboard, Koming tru de wotter qvickly. wiral: listen intently, and sing out "Splash Gafe de Ho. D. tree long sheevers, "We keep working on the steel fel port," or "no spla h port," as the case Shoudt de Keptin, "Bote ahooey!" lows until they develop armor that might be. If the latter were the situ Frum de Keptin of de frater will stop our shells. Then we take ation the Captain would immediately Kom de haxplanashun, "Fooey." that armor to the shell people and say, order "right full rudder" and away 'Look here, what's the matter? Your they would go. Hall ad wunz halarum sounded shells won't even go thru the armor.''' If you don't believe it ask anyone Wid de weezel and de sireen. -North Star. who has been on the China Station. Dip rups, hoglines and de trum mat .., ..... -The Pirate. Wer pud hofer quik like litenink. Ensign Mes Treasurer (roaring with rage): "Who told you to put ....... Bang! de frater hit de wursheep, those flowers in the table?" In olden days the Hawaiian outrig Bud de wur heep nefer faltered. Steward: "The commander, sir." goer canoe u ed to travel hundreds of Seenk de frater een a meenut, Ensign Mess Treasurer: "Pretty miles to other i land in the Pacific Gafe a leff, "ha, ha," de halmsman. aren't they?" group..