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est. 2006 APRIL 2019 • Volume 13 - Issue 4 2019 Ohio Rose of Tralee Danielle Goebel Hahn in our graphic arts department, A newly married man asked his we are very slowly?” She leaned for- and New Business Manager Peyton WhEn irish EyEs wife, ‘Would you have married me if ward and said, “Burr-gerr Kiiing”. Editor’s Morris, who will be working with new my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’ CornEr advertiser accounts. Peyton hails from ArE smiling; ‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, Seamus wakes up in hospital the Co. Galway, BE VEry AfrAid ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER morning after St. Patrick’s Day, cov- By John O’Brien, Jr. and now makes WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’ ered in bandages. He notices Mick Cleveland his By Maury Collins sitting at his bedside so he asks him, home. We are March 2019 Vol. 13 Issue 3 A wife asked her husband: ‘What do “What happened to me?” “Well,” still looking for Founders you like most in me, my pretty face or replies Mick, “You had a few too many three Interns Cliff Carlson & John O’Brien, Jr. Toward the end of the Sunday ser- The congregation stood up and clapped my sexy body?’ He looked at her from drinks celebrating St. Patrick’s Day On a Roll with social media Publisher John O’Brien Jr. vice, the Minister asked, “How many their hands. “Oh, Mr. Barnes, would head to toe and replied: ‘I like your last night, and then you made a bet Editor John O’Brien Jr. was just finishing off the buzz from I can’t wait to see what April brings: passion and Design/Production Christine Hahn of you have forgiven your enemies?” you please come down in front and sense of humor!’ that you could jump out the window Ithe Ohio Rose Selection Ceremony showers and shows and celebrations creativity; if you Website Rich Croft @VerticalLift 80% held up their hands. The Min- tell us all how a person can live nine- and fly around the pub.” when March roared in. Neither lion nor and one monster back surgery to roar know of a good Columnists ister then repeated his question. All ty-eight years and not have an enemy Son: ‘Mum, when I was on the bus “What! Why didn’t you stop me?” lamb was slaughtered in the making of down the lion pain to a lamb, are in the candidate, please Akron Irish Lisa O’Rourke responded this time, except one man, in the world?” The old timer tottered with Dad this morning, he told me to asks Seamus. this column. Like February’s resolution, works for me. May the pain be light, the send them my An Eejit Abroad CB Makem Walter Barnes. “Mr. Barnes, are you down the aisle, stopped in front of the give up my seat to a lady.’ Mom: ‘Well, Mick says, “Stop you? Hell, I bet fifty Peyton Morris At Home Abroad Regina Costello I am determined to not let March roar progress be swift, and the surgery be way via jobrien@ Behind the Hedge John O’Brien, Jr. not willing to forgive your enemies?” pulpit, turned around, faced the con- you have done the right thing.’ Son: dollars on you.” by either. successful. ohioianews.com or direct them to the Blowin’ In Susan Mangan “I don’t have any,” he replied gruffly. gregation, and said simply, “I outlived ‘But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s For the first time, we marched as the Danielle (Dee) Goebel was selected employment ad within. Cleveland Comhra Bob Carney “Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How all them jerks.” Then he calmly re- lap.’ Pat and Mike are drinking in the th Cleveland Irish Francis McGarry OhioIANews in the 177 Cleveland St. as the 2019 Ohio Rose of Tralee, and as How mad was your March? How many Columbus Irish Maureen Ginley old are you?” “Ninety-eight,” he replied turned to his seat. remodeled version of their local pub, Patrick’s Day Parade. What a fun way is our annual spring tradition, the Rose memories were added to your bank? Sing Cooking Up a Hooley Katie Gagne A husband and wife were drivingWe are yTheyour takeconne in thection no-sawdust to Ireland on the a nd the World for our columnists and staff to hang out graces our cover. Dee is passionate, Irishmen, Sing seems to resound more in Crossword Puzzle Linda Fulton Burke through Louisiana. As they ap- new Italian tile floor; the hi-back red together; we were joined by some of the gifted and what a fantastic Ambassador March. The rest of the year may not be St. Fields of Glory Vincent Beach ON THIS DAY IN IRISH HISTORY proached Natchitoches, they started leather bar stools; and the shiny, black, Illuminations J. Michael Finn organizations we are proud to sponsor: for Ohio she will be. If you see her out Practice Day, but the flame does get reig- Kids Craic Dottie Wenger arguing over the pronunciation of the two inch201 thick,9 granite Group counter. Tours “Ye Speak Irish Cleveland, Cleveland St. & about, please say hello and welcome nited with pride every St. Patrick’s Day, Madigan Muses Marilyn Madigan APRIL city’s name. They bickered back and know”, Pat,” says Mike, “it’s all bril- Pat’s/St. Jarlath’s Gaelic Football Club her. You may not know her yet, but you and the activities that surround it. Off Shelf/On This Day Terry Kenneally forth until they stopped for lunch. At liant, but I miss the old spittoon.” Pat and the Akron Celtic Guards Hurling will. She has guts and glitter, humor Don’t forget, you can read larger print Out of the Mailbag John O’Brien, Jr. the counter, the husband asked the En gland/Scotland/Wales/Irelandtakes his pipe from his mouth, sips August his 15 – 26 Speak Irish Bob Carney 3 April 1900 - Queen Victoria arrives in 11 April 1912 - The Titanic stops Club. We feasted like kings and queens, and sense and a great, generous soul. and see more pictures of all of our stories Terry From Derry Terry Boyle Kingstown (now Dun Laoghaire) for a in Cobh to pick up seventy-nine cashier, “Could you settle an argument pint, then says, “You always did, me old and I will never forget the day sur- Congratulations Danielle; we look that run in the paper, and the ones that Toledo Irish Maury Collins three-day visit to Ireland. people on the second day of her for us? Would you pronounce where Westfriend. 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