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AMERICAN FEDERATION OF MINERALOGICAL SOCIETIES Volume 60, Number 3 SERVING SEVEN REGIONAL FEDERATIONS February, 2007
JOIN THE EXCITEMENT IN ROSWELL, NM ELSEWHERE IN THIS ISSUE by Bob Carlson, AFMS President
As a member of the Chaparral Rockhounds and President of the President's Message...... 2 American Federation (AFMS), I would like to take this opportunity America The Beautiful Pass ...... 2 Greetings from the Pres. - Elect...... 3 to offer a very warm welcome to the joint Rocky Mountain and the Endowment Fund News ...... 4 AFMS annual Gem and Mineral Convention. The welcome is es- Conservation & Legislation...... 4 pecially warm because the festivities will be held in June in Roswell, AFMS/ALAA at Tucson...... 4 New Mexico. Be Safe - Be Well...... 5 Toby Cozens...... 5 George Browne...... 5 Roswell is an oasis in the southern New Mexico desert and is noted Rockhounds of the Year ...... 6 for it's strange events. In addition to beautiful gems, stunning jew- Uniform Rules on Web ...... 6 elry, fabulous mineral specimens, intriguing fossils and informative Show Co-Sponsorship...... 7 educational displays that you will see at the show, there will be some unusual incidents and displays. Junior Activities ...... 8 Alien, some might say. Regional Federation Conventions...... 8 Convention Registration...... 9 Rare Gem Unearthed...... 13 So, if you want some unparalleled fun, come see us in Roswell. Ye Olde Timers...... 14 E-mail Protection ...... 14 Jean Reynolds ...... 14 AFMS Committee Chairs...... 15 Code of Ethics ...... 16
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Page 2 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 3 THE AFMS GREETINGS FROM YOUR PRESIDENT-ELECT The A.F.M.S. Newsletter is by Shirley Leeson, AFMS President-Elect published monthly except January, This month I’d like to tell you about a program that began in July and August by the PROUDLY SERVING 1967. June Zeitner thought the bulletin editors through out the country should get some kind of recognition for all the work they do American Federation of SEVEN REGIONAL each month to get their club bulletin out. She devised a score sheet Mineralogical Societies that has only been slightly changed since the contest began. Over the years we have had a number of AFMS Publication Chairmen, the most recent, Kitty Starbuck has served in that capacity since 1998. Address corrections and changes OFFICERS: Kitty took over a very successful program from Gaila Ries. PRESIDENT Subscription Information This is no small job. It begins by setting dates in October for the DR. ROBERT CARLSON following year. The time of year for the AFMS show and convention Distribution Questions determines deadlines for both regional and AFMS entries. Lining up
Unfortunately in recent years the Bulletin Editor’s Breakfast, once a “must attend” event hasn’t had ADDRESS MAINTENANCE AND MAIL LABELING ARE ND ICE RESIDENT as many editors attending. Back in the 70's and 80's it wasn’t uncommon to have several hundred edi- 2 V P THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE BILL PATTILLO tors at this annual event. Perhaps in recent years it hasn’t been made known that “everyone is welcome,” you don’t have to be an editor to attend. Past editors are a welcome sight, current editors, whether AFMS CENTRAL OFFICE.
In earlier years the awards were more like “bowling trophies.” Then when Diane Dare became Pub- 410-833-7926 lications chair she changed it to smaller plaques with the lamp of knowledge on them. Kitty took it one
This position as AFMS Publications Chair is time consuming. But Kitty has kept her sense of humor ANY COMMUNICATION CONCERNING THE CONTENT OR 5TH VICE PRESIDENT throughout and has done a very professional job. Thanks Kitty, for your many years of service and FORMAT OF THE NEWSLETTER SHOULD BE SENT TO THE ON ONROE D M I hope there will be many more. By the way, if Kitty asks you to judge a bulletin category, please say EDITOR: “yes.” It’s an uplifting experience.
Page 2 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 3 ENDOWMENT FUND NEWS CONSERVATION & LEGISLATION by Joy Bourne, AFMS Chair from Izzie Burns, AFMS Chair
Greetings For the New Year - 2007 (Already?!!) Let's all give Jon Spunaugle a big thank you for and been signed into The chestnuts have been roasted, and Santa has his great job in keeping us informed about legisla- law. I must state that gone back to the North Pole to rest up and relax tive activities that effect our hobby over the past one of those granted after his busy season of gifting presents to all good several years. He always explained the situation and wilderness protection little girls and boys. The New Year has begun and encouraged AFMS members to become involved. I for 275,000 acres of Thank-You’s are again in order. hope that he will continue to share with us his knowl- federal land in Hum- edge of wilderness and national lands legislation. boldt Co., CA. This We are delighted to report a special gift which was less than 15% was given to the AFMS Endowment Fund during the The American Lands Access Association (ALAA) of the acreage in the holiday season. We have received yet another gener- is an excellent way to follow what is happening in original bill that was introduced. This area consists ous contribution from the Gem, Lapidary and Miner- our collecting areas. This group was formed several of 26 miles of beach area which has mountains in the alogical Club of Montgomery County Maryland. Thank years ago as an independent organization to provide background. The other three bills effected areas you to the many individuals and clubs who continue an opportunity for people interested in the earth in Idaho and Montana. Some of the bills that were to support the special programs which are funded sciences to know what was happening, to become defeated will be introduced in the next session of by the interest from the Fund. involved, and to be able to give feedback on land is- Congress. We must be vigilant! sues. As a 501(C)(4) organization, ALAA can become We also wish to thank our tireless Endowment involved in lobbying our elected officials, something The Bureau of Land Management presented awards Fund committee for their excellent effort in coor- our local clubs, as 501(C)(3) organizations are pro- to the Plains Exploration Co. of Los Angeles, to Chevron dinating the garnering of prizes and distribution of hibited from doing. Corp. of Bakersfield and Matris Exploration Co. for their tickets in the 2006 drawing. They are currently in efforts to protect our environment. It is good to know the process of lining up another outstanding array In a previous article, Jon mentioned the passage that companies continue to work and also, protect the of prizes for the 2007 drive, and we will again be of the Federal Lands Recreation Enhancement Act lands. As rockhounds, we respect the government lands publishing pictures and descriptions of the same as (RAT) which approves the charging of fees to manage and do not destroy their beauty. soon as we receive them. government lands (see page 2 for the latest news). I served on the DAC some years ago and served on There is a need to continue to work to keep our Our committee membership has changed slightly a committee to study fees for public use. Their ap- lands open for future generations to be able to en- since last year; Marve Starbuck has moved on to proach was somewhat different from the National joy mountains, study geology, and find new minerals, take over as Chair of the American Lands Access Forest experimental programs in that all fees for rocks, fossils and meterorites. Join ALAA, apply Association, so has asked to be replaced as MWF public land use would be returned to the area where to become a RAC member, find time to attend RAC Endowment Fund committee rep. Stepping in to fill it was collected and be used to improve the area to meetings. You do not have to be a member of the the slot is John Washburn, and we trust that you benefit the users of the specific area and protect committee to attend their meetings. Write to your folks in the Midwest will give him your full support the land. This makes it very important for us to Congressmen with your encouragement to keep public as he approaches you with tickets in hand! Oh yes, all have friends of rockhounding volunteering to serve lands open. the regional committee persons have tickets for the on RAC. Applications are accepted by BLM, National new drive, and will be looking for your contributions. Forest Services, and National Monuments each year. Membership fee for ALAA is $25 per The 2007 committee roster is as follows: I would like to encourage more of our members to year. For more information, watch the ALAA check with these groups and seek information about website
MWF - John Washburn 107 Deer Creek Rd., Rochester, IL 62563 217-498-7713
Page 4 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 5 BE SAFE - BE WELL by Don Monroe, AFMS Safety Chair THORA (TOBY) COZENS 1928 - 2006 FEET HURT? CHECK FOOTWEAR AND FOOT CARE! Toby Cozens became AFMS Treasurer in 1993 and served in that I remember some of my older relatives saying capacity until she became ill in the spring of 2006. One of the that when your feet hurt, you hurt all over. I never first things that Toby did as Treasurer was require the AFMS to really gave it much thought until I approached sig- obtain bonding insurance, something that she felt was important nificant maturity. Then, my feet began to cause a bit to ensure the well-being of the Federation and its funds. She more trouble and I had to make changes in footwear also obtained the services of an accountant who reviewed the and foot care. I well remember the lectures they Federation financial records each year and who assisted with the gave us in the Army before we went on marches, filing of tax reports. hikes or field exercises. Always we had to have an extra pair of clean, dry socks and we had to inspect She was a quiet, unassuming lady. Although it was her late our feet carefully each morning and each evening husband Frank who was involved with lapidary, Toby loved the and keep our boots and feet as dry as possible. It friendships she made while attending meetings of the West Se- was darned good advice. attle Rock Club with him and she became a member. She was persuaded to cut her first (and probably only) cabochon in 2005, years after she became a club member - a membership that lasted 40 years! All of us must become more sensitive to our After Frank's death in 1984, she served as treasurer for the Northwest Federation and, after the footwear. We should select sturdy shoes. I know formation of ALAA, also agreed to serve as its treasurer. At the same time she also served as the ladies, they may not be stylish. We must have shoes AFMS Scholarship Coordinator for the Northwest Federation. The accounts always balanced to the that fit properly. We may have gotten in the habit of penny! buying one particular size and they may no longer fit. Two factors can figure into this. First, I have been A military nurse in the 1950's, Toby had many hobbies and talents. She loved needlepoint and told that a few years ago manufacturers changed crocheting often donating afghans to the Northwest Federation for silent auctions or to friends and the standards for shoe sizes and shoes became ever other organizations. She also loved to visit zoos where one of the first exhibits she would seek out so slightly smaller. A second factor is that as we would be that of the otters. Toby loved the adorable, playful creatures and laughed at their antics. become older, our feet may tend to change in size, She played the piano, collected lighthouses and other memorabilia, read widely, volunteered at her width or length. We may need to consult a knowl- local public school library, bowled, served as a driver for her local blood bank and maintained close edgeable supplier of footwear so that we purchase relationships with a wide circle of friends...and her family. the correct size so that we do not cramp our toes and also get the proper support. Much comfort can often Toby is survived by her five children and eleven grandchildren and seven great-grandchildren be derived from either good quality arch supports or as well as several other relatives in her native New Jersey. And of course the raft of friends she custom made orthotics. This may cost you a little money made in Seattle where she lived, in the Northwest Federation and indeed across the U.S. through be can be a good investment in the long run. her involvement with the AFMS will also mourn her passing.
The second part of the basic equation of foot At her request there were no services, but we know she'd be honored if contributions were comfort is foot care. Let’s start with the toe nails. made in her memory to the AFMS Scholarship Foundation with contributions sent to your regional An ingrown toe nail can really be a source of pain and Federation Coordinator. infection – they can actually be dangerous. Nails should be trimmed straight across and trimmed of- Carolyn Weinberger and Audrey Vogelpohl ten. They do not have to be cut extra short just don’t let them touch the inside of the toe of the shoe. Be alert to strange tendencies for the toe nails to “cup” or “curl” and watch out for discoloration. There are fungus growths that enjoy attacking your toe nails and they can cause big trouble.
Malformations of the toes and feet can occur and GEORGE BROWNE are bad news. Hammer toes, bunions and corns often result from poorly fitted shoes and may require medical George Browne, the AFMS and SCFMS Boundaries Chair passed away on Tuesday, January 2 at assistance. There are other foot problems that I do the age of 71. He had been ill for some time. not even know about and I am not sure that I want to. George was a familiar figure at AFMS and at South Central Federation gatherings. He served as Paying close attention to our toes and feet in gen- SCFMS President for two years and as District VP and Safety Chair in more recent years. George eral is most important. With age comes the onset of was a "doer", not a lurker. He served in almost every office for both the Austin Gem & Mineral Club non-insulin dependent or type 2 diabetes. Diabetes and Williamson Co. Gem & Mineral Club. He also was a member of the Rollin' Rock Club where he most has a nasty habit of causing sores or infections on recently served as "Supreme Vice President" and then as President. George was a character who the feet and this must be avoided. Untreated sores always had a unique story to tell and a great passion for life. on the feet can even result in amputation or some other form of surgery. In 2000 the South Central Federation awarded him with their "Golden Sparkplug" Award in rec- ognition of his many services to the Federation including organization of the Federation Insurance In closing, let me remind you that our feet are Program. fragile and we must not run down to our work area or studio for even a minute without proper footwear. He retired several years ago as Scientific Director for the Lab of Public Safety in Austin. While It is really easy to break toes and often very little there, he was instrumental in setting up the forensic laboratory. His talents, inquisitiveness, and can be done to repair the damage. Having your toes dedication were unique...and did not go unnoticed at work or by his wide circle of friends. taped together is less than comfortable and is, often, the only thing that can be done to achieve healing. George is survived by his wife JoAnn, son Harold, daughter Nancy and grand-daughter, Shelby Jo.
I must declare to you that I am not a physician Contributions in his memory may be made to the AFMS Scholarship Foundation. and have no other contact with the medical profes- sion other than sleeping with a nurse (my wife), but I Carolyn Weinberger do know that as long as we persist in walking upright, we must take care of our feet.
Page 4 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 5 AFMS CLUB ROCKHOUNDS OF THE YEAR from Cathy Gaber, AFMS Chair
California Federation that holds the club together, keeping us informed, Rocky Mountain Federation educated and entertained. Their second year as The Mother Lode Mineral members, in addition to their Editor duties they As the saying goes, “Behind ev- Society would like to honor took over the responsibility of Kitchen Committee, ery great man there’s a woman.” Bud and Terry McMillin as which they have continued to this day. They have In the Colorado Springs Mineral- AFMS Club Rockhounds of the both have held positions on the Board of Directors ogical Society that woman is Lin- Year for all they have done for 4 years where their advice and creativity have da Laverly, our Vice President, for our club. Bud has been President, is the current had a great impact on the direction of the club. The who we wish to honor as our AFMS Club Rockhound Treasurer and has been our Show Co-Chair for 4+ Spring River Gem and Mineral Club has truly been of the Year. We very blessed to have Linda carry years with Terry. They have spent many hours se- blessed by their participation and we are grateful the heavy burden of obtaining speakers ensuring curing exceptional displays and dealers for the show for their hard work and kindness. we have presentations at the meeting, conducting making it one of the top shows in California. Terry is submitted by Angie Myal, Secretary Board meetings, filling in for the President, and being also investing many hours on classroom presentation our advocate in all matters presented to the CSMS helping expand the students knowledge about rock President and Board. Linda takes her duties as VP and fossils. She is about to Chair a Junior Rockhound Sidney and Aradasa Johnson haven’t been in seriously and performs them in a professional man- program for our club. Thanks for all you do for the the Ozark Earth Science Club very long compared ner with a great deal of dedication, organization and Mother Lode Mineral Society. to most of us. Yet when they joined, they came in finesse. While maintaining a successful professional submitted by President, Anna Christiansen with the idea of becoming full members, and that career, she still finds time to efficiently serve as our they have. They help with the Fair each year, give Vice President. If she said it, she meant it - a woman Educational programs to schools, and have opened of her word. Thank you, Linda, for serving so faith- their house as a meeting place for the micromount fully, keeping Drew (our President) focused, replac- group. Aradasa is in her second year as our Safety ing bingo at the Holiday meeting and for agreeing South Central Federation Director, and both she and Sid have gone through to continue doing the job in 2007. You are greatly the Mine Safety classes in Little Rock’s Arkansas appreciated. Sallie and Charles Light- Department of Labor, and taken the refresher submitted by Bill Cain, Co-Editor foot are the 2006 AFMS Club course, so as to stay up to date on all safety aspects. Rockhounds of the Year for the Aradasa is also a wire wrapper and does beautiful Central Texas Gem & Mineral jewelry. She recently did a talk to the club on tools Association. Sallie is chairperson of the club’s show used for wire wrapping techniques. Sidney, a retired every year. She teaches wire wrapping classes and is Navy Chief, worked in computer programming most past secretary/treasurer. Sallie and Charles are both of his working life. An amateur photographer, he past presidents of the club, and they are very active has put together a scrapbook of pictures on field in all club activities. Charlie is club building and grounds trips, microcrystals, macro-crystals, club meetings chairperson this year. and the Fair days, to display for the general public submitted by Carlos Talley, Ann Harrison, and Don Brenholtz to become more aware of what and who the Ozark Earth Science Club is. Their involvement, interest and friendship have helped this club in so many ways, and we are ever grateful. It is with pleasure that we selected them as our “AFMS Club Rockhounds of Midwest Federation the Year” for all of their untiring and faithful work UNIFORM RULES UPDATES to better support the advancement of this club. The Driftless Area Gem and submitted by Brenda Johnson, Ozark Earth Science Club from B. Jay Bowman, Publications Chair Mineral Club, Inc. wishes to nominate Robert Crook as our At the annual Uniform Rules meeting held this AFMS Club Rockhound of the The Ishpeming Rock and Mineral Club is proud past August in Nashville, TN, the URC Committee ap- Year. Robert has served as our club president, as to nominate Olive Sain as our 2006 AFMS Club proved several revisions to the Uniform Rules Manual. show chairman many times and schedules and leads Rockhound of the Year. She has given an enormous Printed copies of these changes are available from our “Adopt-A-Highway” clean up. He has a very large amount of personal time and knowledge for the your regional URC Chairperson for a nominal fee. collection of fossils, minerals and interesting rocks benefit of all and is invaluable to both the club, its that he takes to schools around the area year after members and the hobby in general. Olive has been an For your convenience, the updates, along with year. He takes great pleasure in telling the children active and dedicated member for over four decades. the complete URC Manual is now on the AFMS web- about the kinds of rocks. If asked to do a job, he is She has been involved in many varied activities that site
Page 6 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 7 SHOW CO-SPONSORSHIP by John Washburn, Past President, Midwest Federation
Allowing an already successful club show to grow Invitation to Co-Sponsors for the 2002 combined • At the in its offerings and stature, while keeping dealers Lincoln Orbit Earth Science Society and Midwest P l a t i n u m happy, was a concern of mine for many years. We Federation of Mineralogical and Geological Societies Donor Level experienced dealers not wanting to do MWF Conven- Convention and Show [$1000 and tion shows because, to meet the increase in show above] - each expenses, the clubs were adding more dealers than OVERVIEW: • Both the Midwest Federation of co-sponsor the club and area could support. Mineralogical and Geological Societies (MWF) and will be rec- the Lincoln Orbit Earth Science Society (LOESS) ognized as I personally struggled with this problem when are not-for-profit organizations. mentioned my local club bid on hosting the MWF Convention • The MWF includes the states of Illinois, Min- above—plus and Show in 2002. I had recently attended a North nesota, Iowa, Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio, Indiana, -they will be Central Section meeting of the Geological Society of Missouri, and parts of Arkansas, Nebraska, North provided with a well-situated table on the Show floor America (GSA), where they had sought co-sponsors Dakota and South Dakota. or in the balcony, with two chairs, on which a company to support the meeting. As I was approached by GSA • More than 2,500 people are expected to attend display and hand-out literature can be placed. for the agency in which I worked to be a co-sponsor, the 2002 Rock, Mineral & Fossil Show. Many of these I decided this might be the way for my local club to attendees will be participating in field trips and/or group USE OF CO-SPONSOR SUPPORT: get additional dollars without having to expand our discussions beginning on Wednesday prior to the open- • Financial support will help with the busing of show with added dealers. ing of the Show and convened meetings. 4th-grade school children to the Show on Friday, • Our Show’s theme is “Sue and You in 2002: The October 4, 2002. The teachers will be provided with This proved to be very successful, as we were Dinosaurs are Coming.” Our featured attractions will curriculum guides and activity sheets, in advance, able to raise enough funds from our co-sponsors to include: a cast of the skull of the Tyrannosaurus rex, that will help them to integrate the visit into their provide the equivalent of 16 additional dealers, while Sue, from the Field Museum in Chicago. science curriculum. (Our built-in Show budget will maintaining our normal number that were supported • Educational activities, open to the general allow us to support only a few busses at $132.00 by our annual attendees. Although using co-sponsors public, begin on Friday and run through Sunday. each. Our hope is to be able to bring in at least two was to be a one time endeavor, it proved to be so Spearheading these activities will be professional busses an hour for five hours of the school day - a successful, that I had a co-sponsor ask me the next geologists from industry, government agencies, col- total of 700 school children.) year to participate. So, we have now done four shows leges and universities; educators from museums and • Financial support will help increase the number using co-sponsors, and everyone is happy! public schools; and many amateur geoscientists. of special exhibits and the number of special speak- • Registration in the morning and a welcoming ers that we can offer to the general public. Co-Sponsorship of your show has a couple of reception in the evening will be held on Friday, Oc- • Financial support will allow us to increase our advantages. One, is that it allows the club to have tober 4, 2002. advertising efforts, thereby increasing our atten- additional up front capital for bringing in special • Formal meetings will also begin on Friday, and dance at the Show. displays, speakers, and possibly demonstrators, and scientific presentations will be given on Saturday and • Financial support can be earmarked at the for increasing your advertising budget. These special Sunday. Featured speakers will include Dr. William request of any co- sponsor for a particular facet of items are all sold to co-sponsors as educational activi- Simpson of the Field Museum. our educational outreach—busing children, special ties for a not-for-profit group, which makes their speakers, special exhibits, etc. contributions tax deductible. But based on recent LOGISTICS: • The headquarters motel for the • As host-sponsor, all initial contributions come conversations with co-sponsors, they are simply Convention will be the Springfield Days Inn on Ste- from funds generated by members of the Lincoln making the cost a part of their advertising budget! venson Drive. Orbit Earth Science Society. Second, by building your show based on the amount • Most meetings and all of the educational activi- of additional capital that is raised, co-sponsorship ties will be on the Show site—the Illinois Building, PAYMENT: acts as a hedge against the club’s capital risk. on the Illinois State Fairgrounds at 9th Street and • Payment should be made out to: (Club). Sangamon Avenue. At this facility, we will be using • Funds will be held in account at the: (Bank of When we took on the task of hosting the Mid- the main exhibit hall, the auditorium, the balcony, Club Account) west Federation Convention and Show, we wanted to and other meeting areas. • Please send your financial support to: (Show use the same facility that we had used for our annual Chair) show, since our local audience was accustomed to it, CO-SPONSOR LEVELS: and therefore we could not substantially increase the • At the Crystal Donor Level [$100-$199] - each number of dealers to increase our up-front capital. co-sponsor will be recognized in the printed program The year following our hosting of the Federa- Nor did we want to increase the number of dealers given out at the Registration Table at the Show. tion Show, we did not plan to seek co-sponsorships beyond what we felt the show could support a rule of • At the Silver Donor Level [$200-$349] - each for our normal annual show, until one of the former thumb being that you need at least 100 - 150 adult co-sponsor will be recognized as mentioned above— co-sponsors asked if he could again be a co-sponsor. attendees per dealer. The practice of over-stocking plus with a 17” X 24” poster with the co-sponsor’s Based on that inquiry, we proceeded to invite all of dealers for Federation Shows had made many dealers company name and logo will be hung in the exhibit the major co-sponsors from the previous year, a total shy of participation. But, we wanted to be able to hall of the Illinois Building. (Note again: more than of five, but we sought less funding in keeping with a bring into our area several special displays, speakers, 2,500 attendees are expected) less ambitious show offering. For our normal show bus school children in on Friday, and to increase our • At the Gold Donor Level [$350-$499] - each we retreated back to videos in lieu of live speakers, advertising budget without additional capital risk co-sponsor will be recognized as mentioned above deleted busing of school children, since our normal for the club. This approach allowed us to build the in the Crystal donor Level—plus with a 33” X 56” show is only on the weekend, and deleted giving out show as we gained co-sponsorships. The requests for banner with the company name and logo will be hung souvenir book bags and a special printed program. co-sponsorship were sent out right after we sent from the balcony railing overlooking the exhibit hall Based on this reduced scope, our co-sponsors still out our contracts for dealers, so by the time the of the Illinois Building. allowed us to bring in several special displays and contracts were final, we had our co-sponsors and all • At the Diamond Donor Level [$500-$999] not-for-profit demonstrators for the show. of our special displays and speakers. We were ready - each co-sponsor will be recognized as mentioned then to advertise. above—plus Diamond Donors will be named in news- We now have used between five initial co-spon- paper ads and radio advertising spots leading up to sors for our annual show to our current seven co- Following is the invitation we used to solicit our co- the Show. This minimally will include 6 newspaper ads sponsors. And all are very pleased with what they sponsors, that can be adapted to any club’s purposes. running the week before and the week of the Show get for just a few dollars to them! We now offer and 30, 30-second radio spots during the same time only one level at $200 for the equivalent of what we period. Pre- registrants for the Convention will be gave initially for the Diamond Level. given an attractive book bag containing their reg- istration materials on which the Diamond Donor’s name and logo will be printed. The Diamond Donors will also receive two, 3- day passes to the Show. continued on page 8
Page 6 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 7 SHOW CO-SPONSORSHIP HAVING FUN - JUNIOR ACTIVITIES continued from page ___ ROCKHOUNDING BOOKS FOR KIDS The key to successfully gaining co-sponsors is by Jim Brace-Thompson, AFMS Chair to develop a list of firms that are in your community that normally participate in such activities. Banks, Despite the Internet, where the answer to willing to help you compile a list of available books construction companies, engineering firms, technol- every question supposedly resides at the click of a in hopes of seeing some sales. In addition to general ogy firms, lobbying associations (if you’re in, or close button (or so the folks at Google or Microsoft would bookstores, check to your state capital), and manufacturing firms are have us believe), good old-fashioned books still are your yellow pages a few of the ones we have had the most success in a valuable and primary source of information and for specialty stores attracting. If you watch the local newspapers and likely will be for a long time to come. A large number that cater to teach- signs that are put up for special fund-raising in your of books directed specifically to children and youth ers. Such teacher community, you will soon have a working list. have been published on our hobby, but a problem is supply stores are getting info on the variety of available books at one especially helpful in The next key to successfully gaining co-sponsors place to glean good titles to recommend to kids in that the books they is to have a personal contact, either a person you or your club. stock are usually ac- another club member knows, or at least a name to tivity-based and are whom to properly address the co-sponsorship re- A first stop ought to be your local library. Talk labeled to indicate quest letter. Our experience has been that, if you with the librarian at the reference desk to see what specific age and have a specific name of a contact, then you will have books, videos, and DVDs are on the shelves and grade levels. Other a better chance of obtaining a co-sponsorship. available to borrow for free. You might work with good stops are the the librarian to compile an annotated list that you gift shops at natural history and science museums. We sent out a letter along with the invitation to could distribute to kids in your club and their par- potential co-sponsors listing the levels that were ents, a list broken down by topics such as rocks and Finally, there are distributors who specialize in available for the Federation Convention and Show, minerals, fossils, dinosaurs, field guides, lapidary particular subjects and/or books just for kids. For but for the annual show we just send out a letter of arts and gemstones, etc. In addition to what’s on instance, check out the web site of the Gem Guides invitation. Besides the initial letters, we also send a their own shelves, most libraries have cooperative Book Company (www.gemguidebooks.com/). They have follow-up letter of thanks with several free passes arrangements with other nearby libraries and, via a section labeled “Junior Rockhound” that groups to the show, and then a final letter supplying the online catalogs, can tell you about still more books nearly 30 titles from a variety of publishers of kids’ co-sponsors with evidence of how their company you might be able to see through interlibrary loan. books with topics ranging from rock and mineral iden- name was displayed as promised (a souvenir letter) In promoting my own club’s annual show last year, tification to gold rush history, dinosaurs and fossils, containing a copy of the newspaper ads, the show we set up a display in a lobby window case of the volcanoes, gem stones, and more. flier, the school fliers (10,000 for K-6), the printed Ventura library and one of its branches, and the show program, and the banner, all with their firm’s librarian on her own initiative set up a shelf and The best things about such kids’ books are that name as co-sponsor. table of relevant books from their collection, and they’re written in clear language even I can under- I was greatly impressed by the range. stand and nearly always are filled with large colorful With the investment of a little time and a few stamps, diagrams and suggestions for activities that make your show can gain a significant amount of up-front You can also visit local bookstores and check learning interesting and, of course, fun! capital. But remember, you must follow through you out the kids, science and nature, guidebooks, and must advertise and include the co-sponsors’ names, crafts sections. Bookstore managers might be and as always, “advertising doesn’t cost - it pays!”
UPCOMING REGIONAL CONVENTIONS from Mary Trammell, AFMS Convention Advisory
California Eastern Federation Midwest Northwest Rocky Mountain South Central Southeast Federation Federation Federation Federation Federation Federation 2007 June 15-17 Oct. 6 - 7 Aug. 11-12 Aug. 3- 5 AFMS Sept. 1 - 2 Lancaster, CA Newark, NY Houghton, MI Butte, MT June 5 - 10 Arlington, TX Roswell, NM 2008 TBD Feb. 23-24 June 20-22 Oct. 31 - Nov. 2 AFMS Ventura, CA Jackson, MS Lincoln, NE Tulsa, OK Sept. 25-28 Humble, TX 2009 May 16-17 AFMS Berea, OH 2010 AFMS
2011 AFMS
Page 8 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 9 AWARDS BANQUET AFMS /RMFMS CONVENTION & SHOW HOSTED BY CHAPARRAL ROCKHOUNDS The annual Awards Banquet will be held on Sat- urday evening at the Sally Port Inn. Cost is $22 ROSWELL CIVIC CENTER, ROSWELL, NM per person. Happy Hour will begin at 6:30 p.m. with JUNE 7 - 10, 2007 a buffet dinner and the evening activities shortly thereafter.
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS The menu consists of three entrees: Roasted Baron of Beef Tuesday, June 5, 2007 Honey Glazed Baked Ham 08:00-10:00 Registration Desk Host Motel Baked Chicken with Herbs 09:00-12:00 Rules Committee Meeting Host Motel Mixed Greens With choice of dressing 15:00-17:00 Registration Desk Host Motel Pasta Salad - Baked Potato Mashed Potatoes with Gravy Wednesday, June 6, 2007 Fresh Green Beans Almandine 08:00-10:00 Registration Desk Host Motel Reservation forms for the dinner, and all the other 09:00-11:00 AFMS Annual Meeting Host Motel activities can be found elsewhere in this issue. 11:00-12:00 AFMS Scholarship Foundation Meeting Host Motel 08:00-13:00 Show Set-up at Convention Center Convention Center 13:00-20:00 Exhibitor & Vendor Set-up Convention Center 13:00-17:00 Registration Desk Convention Center 18:30-19:30 Potluck Dinner (Exhibitors and Vendors) Convention Center EDITORS' BREAKFAST 20:00 Convention Center Closes
Thursday, June 7, 2007 One of the more important meetings at any Fed- 08:30 Judges Meeting Convention Center eration Convention is the Editors' Breakfast. This is an opportunity to honor the hard working people who 09:00 Judging Begins Convention Center produce the monthly club bulletins - the "glue that keeps 09:00 Show Opens Convention Center your club together". You do not have to be an editor or 09:30 Field Trip (Pecos Valley Diamonds) Convention Center author to attend....just come and enjoy the fun. 17:00 Show Closes Convention Center The Editors' Breakfast will be held on Satur- 19:00-21:00 Cracker Barrel (AFMS 60th Anniv. Celebration) Host Motel day, June 9th at 8:30 a.m. at the Sally Port Inn. Cost is $10.25 per person with the following buffet Friday, June 8, 2007 selections: 09:00-11:00 RMFMS Executive Council Meeting Host Motel 09:00 Show Opens Convention Center Sliced Fresh Fruit 13:30-16:30 “Minerals of New Mexico” Seminar Host Motel Assortment of Breakfast pastries Cold cereals with milk 17:00 Show Closes Convention Center Hash browns or home fries French toast with syrup Saturday, June 9, 2007 Scrambled eggs 08:30-11:00 Editor’s Breakfast Host Motel Ham, bacon and sausage 09:00 Show Opens Convention Center Chilled juice - Coffee or Tea 11:00 Judges and Exhibitors Meeting Convention Center 13:00 RMFMS Delegates Meeting Host Motel 17:00 Show Closes Convention Center 18:30 Happy Hour Host Motel 19:00-??? Banquet Host Motel COMPETITIE & NON-COMPETITIVE DISPLAYS
Sunday, June 10, 2007 08:00 Rollin’ Rock Club Meeting Convention Center Forms for entering your display, either as a 09:00 Show Opens Convention Center competitive exhibit or as a non-competitive exhibit 10:00 Field Trip (Pecos Valley Diamonds) Convention Center are printed elsewhere in this newsletter. 17:00 Show Closes Convention Center There will be two sizes of display cases available 17:00-21:00 Show Tear Down Convention Center on a limited basis. The first is a normal 2' x 2' x 4' upright case. The second is a smaller upright case measuring 31" across the back on the inside, 15 1/4" deep and 18 inches high.
If you wish to borrow one of these display cases, please indicate which size on the exhibit entry form. NONE OF THE CASES HAVE LINERS OR RISERS - these must be furnished by the exhibitor. To see photos of the cases, visit the AFMS website
Page 8 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 9 AFMS/RMFMS CONVENTION & SHOW HOSTED BY CHAPARRAL ROCKHOUNDS ROSWELL CIVIC CENTER, ROSWELL, NM JUNE 7 - 10, 2007
ADVANCE REGISTRATION FORM (Please print or type)
NAME(s)______PHONE:______ADDRESS:______NAME OF CLUB/SOCIETY______
Check all that apply: FEDERATION: AFMS____RMFMS____SCFMS____CFMS____MWF____EFMLS____NFMS____SFMS____ OFFICE: Officer______Chairman______Delegate______Alternate______Editor______Exhibitor______Judge______Clerk______Other______
ADMISSION FEES (Children under 12 admitted free) One Day $5.00 Tax Included #______Total $______Four Day $10.00 Tax Included #______Total $______BREAKFAST with the Editors Buffet $10.00 Tax Included #______Total $______
AWARDS BANQUET BUFFET Three Entrees $22.00 Tax Included #______Total $______Roasted Baron of Beef______Honey Glazed Baked Ham______Baked Chicken with Herbs______Please check your choice
Total Amount Due: $______
Deadline for Advanced Registrations will be May 1, 2007
Make checks payable to "Chaparral Rockhounds Show"
Mail completed form and check to: Chaparral Rockhounds % Frank Whitney 27 Forest Drive Roswell, NM 88203
Headquarters Hotel is the Best Western Sally Port Inn & Suites Call the motel directly for room reservations. Be sure to mention that you are with the AFMS Show.
Page 10 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 11 AFMS/RMFMS CONVENTION & SHOW HOSTED BY CHAPARRAL ROCKHOUNDS ROSWELL CIVIC CENTER, ROSWELL, NM JUNE 7 - 10, 2007
COMPETITIVE EXHIBIT ENTRY FORM This completed Entry Form MUST be signed, dated and received by May 1, 2007 Please complete all information on this sheet pertaining to your exhibit and mail it to Howie Whiting, 2300 S Union Av; Roswell, NM 88203
NAME______PHONE______ADDRESS______Street City State Zip
E-MAIL ADDRESS______EXHIBITOR GROUP: Master______Advanced______Novice______Jr.______Soc______Jr. Soc______DIVISION______EXHIBITOR CLASS______Exhibitor Group cannot be changed after form has been accepted. Anything else can be changed up until exhibit is finished before judging. 24 Hour Building Security, however AFMS, RMFMS or the Chaparral Rockhounds assume no responsibility for loss or damage. EXHIBIT CASE AND SPACE INFORMATION Please supply the following information to aid us in planning your exhibit. I will use my own case: YES______NO______Case Style: Upright______Slant Front______Dimensions: Width______Height______Depth______Do you need a case provided? Yes______Large?_____ Small?_____ NOTE: Cases will be assigned space on tables 30 inches high. Bring your own liners and risers if needed.
EXHIBIT SET UP TIME: Wednesday, June 6, 2007 - 1:00 P.M. to 10:00 P.M. and/or Thursday, June 7, 2007 - 8:00 A.M. to 10:00 A.M.. All entries must be setup and ready for judging no later than 10:00 A.M. on June 7, 2007 NO EXCEPTIONS! I have read the current AFMS Uniform Rules and agree to abide by them. I agree to leave my exhibit on display until the show closes on Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 5:00 P.M.
EXHIBITOR'S SIGNATURE______DATE______PRINT NAME______If Junior entry, Date of Birth______Exhibitor's Society______
I hereby certify, as an officer of the above named Society, that the exhibitor is a member in good standing and to the best of my knowledge, is eligible to exhibit in the stated classification according to the rules.
______Signature Title Date
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AFMS/RMFMS CONVENTION & SHOW HOSTED BY CHAPARRAL ROCKHOUNDS ROSWELL CIVIC CENTER, ROSWELL, NM JUNE 7 - 10, 2007
REQUEST FOR NON-COMPTETITIVE DISPLAY SPACE
NAME:______Society______Address:______City:______State:______Zip______
Exhibitors are urged to bring their own cases. A limited number of club cases are available upon request. Exhibitors using club cases will need to furnish any risers, linings, extension cords or accessories as needed.
NON-COMPETITIVE EXHIBIT
Describe Display______I will bring my own case:______Case Length______Width______Height______I will need a case: ______Case size requested: Large (2' x 2' x 4')______Small (15 1/4" x 18" x 31")______
Signature of Non-Competitive Exhibitor______
With the signing of this request, it is mutually agreed that the Chaparral Rockhounds, AFMS, RMFMS and Roswell Civic Center shall not be liable to any exhibitor for damage, loss or destruction of any exhibit or injury to his person for any cause and all claims for injury are expressly waived by the exhibitor.
DEADLINE: May 1, 2007 Return to: Howie Whiting Applications will be accepted 2300 S Union Av on a space available basis Roswell, NM 88203 after May 1, 2007
PLEASE USE ONE FORM FOR EACH ENTRY - FORM MAY BE REPRODUCED
CAMPING AT ROSWELL
There is NO overnight camping at the Roswell Trailer Village Campground Civic Center however there are three RV parks 1706 E Second St; Roswell, NM 88201 nearby. Reservations should be made directly with 505-623-6040 the facility. Red Barn RV Park Town & Country RV Park 2806 Second , E Roswell, NM 331 W Brasher Rd; Roswell, NM 88203 505-623-4897 505-624-1833 or 1-800-499-4364
Page 12 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 13 RARE GEM UNEARTHED IN THE NATION'S CAPITAL by Erich Grundel. From Mineral Minutes, May 2005 Second Place in the 2006 AFMS Original Article Competition
Did you know that the Metro has two subway chain of interest in minerals in our capital that goes stations in Washington named after mineralogists? In 1863 General Totten was selected as one of back at least 165 years. The Mineralogical Society You undoubtedly know one of them: Smithsonian. the original members of the National Academy of of the District of Columbia is part of that link and James Smithson (1754 (?) - 1829) was an English Sciences (Chochrane, 1978). By this time his mineral no doubt the general would have been a member if mineralogist who left behind an estate that was used collection had been transferred to the Smithsonian we had existed back then. to establish the museums that bear his name (Rhees, Institution and at least part of it was probably on 1880). Who is the second one? display along with specimens from Smithson's col- Late in 2004, a spare moment and curiosity, led lection. General Totten died suddenly, probably due me unexpectedly to his catalogue, a rare gem, while Twice a day I pass through the Fort Totten to pneumonia, on April 22, 1864. His grave may be doing some unrelated research at the Library of Con- station, not having known until visited, along with those of many gress. I don't know who has looked at it during the 140 recently, that it is named for a other famous Americans in Wash- years since its transfer, but I suspect not many. one-time mineralogist, General ington's well known Congressional Joseph Gilbert Totten (1788- Cemetery. 1864) had a remarkable military References: career that spanned more than 60 In 1865 a fire at the museum Anonymous, 1842, Second Bulletin of the Pro- years (Cullum, 1890). He entered destroyed most of the exhibits ceedings of the National Institution for the Promo- the first class at West Point in (Goode, 1897). Among the losses tion of Science. 1802 at the age of 14. At 17 he were Smithson's, Totten's and Barnard, G, 1877, Eulogy on Joseph Gilbert Tot- received his commission as a Sec- other early collections (Paul Pow- ten, Biographical Memoirs of the National Academy ond Lieutenant. He fought in the hat, personal communication). By of Sciences. "Second War of Independence", now you might be asking yourself Blount, Alice and Shulman, Will, 1977. Twin- more commonly known as the War what does all this have to do with ning in Minerals. The Mineralogical Record v.8 of 1812, the Mexican-American the title of this article. Shortly #35, p. 356. War, and served in the Union Army thereafter, to secure valuable Cleaveland, Parker, 1822. An Elementary Trea- in Washington during the Civil War records against a future loss tise on Mineralogy and Geology Designed for the use until the day of his death. to fire, the Smithsonian trans- of Pupils - for Persons, Attending Lectures on these ferred its library to the Library Subjects - and as a companion for Travellers in the His legacy is to be seen to this of Congress. Among the items sent United States of America. day (Barnard, 1877). In 1838 he was Totten's beautiful "List of A Cochrane, Rexmond C., 1978. The National was appointed Chief Engineer of Cabinet of Minerals Presented to Academy of Sciences: The First Hundred Years, the (Army) Corps of Engineers, a position he held for the National Institution in the City of Washington" 1863-1963. the remainder of his life. He developed a string of (Totten, 1841). Today we call this a mineral cata- Conklin, Lawrence H., 1997. Kingsbridge: An forts along the Atlantic Coast designed to protect logue. General Totten was known to be "An admirable Early Quarrying District on Manhattan Island, The the country from invasion. Some of these forts draughtsman, executing his work with delicacy and Mineralogical Record, v. 28, #6, pp 457-473. still stand and were used as recently as WWII for finish that defied competition..." (Barnard, 1877). Cullum, George W., 1890, Notices of the Bio- the same purpose they were originally intended to The catalogue shows this quite well. Without an graphical Register of Officers and Graduates of fulfill. He is also responsible for some of the early error he compiled an orderly arrangement, according the U.S. Military Academy at West Point from its lighthouses, most of which still exist, that are found to the classification system of the early American Establishment, March 16, 1802, to the Army Reor- along the coast. He was known for the meticulous mineralogist Parker Cleaveland (Cleaveland, 1822), of ganization of 1866-67, v.1, pp 94-96. care to detail that made his works sound and lasting. the 728 specimens of fossils, minerals, ores, rocks Goldstein, Alan, 1997. The Illinois-Kentucky He applied scientific methods, often conducted by and a few Indian artifacts he donated to the National Fluorite District, The Mineralogical Record, v. 28, him in the laboratory or sometimes in the field, to Institution. The catalogue bears a record of it being #1, pp 1-49. study the materials used to construct these struc- part of the Smithsonian Institution's property. Goode, George B., 1897. The Smithsonian In- tures. He is probably the only officer ever to have stitution 1846-1896. The History of its First Half three forts named after him: Washington, Queens Among the most interesting specimens, some Century. (NYC) and North Dakota. of which can still be obtained today, listed are the Kearns, Lance E., 1978, The Amity Area, Orange following: 56) aarragonite (sic) 2 crystals, Arragon County, New York. The Mineralogical Record, v 9, Despite a very military career, General Totten (sic), Spain (Blount, 1977); 66) fluor spar (fluorite) #2, pp 85-90. had many outside interests. He was particularly in- crystals, Shawneetown Illinois (Goldstein, 1977); 68 Rhees, William J, 1880. James Smithson and his volved in natural history, especially conchology, geol- massive fluor spar from Shenandoah (Valley?), Vir- Bequest. ogy and mineralogy. In 1824 he published a paper on ginia; 77) selenite crystals from Fort Washington, Totten, Liet. Col. J.G., 1824. Notes on some new the use of the blowpipe in mineral analysis (Totten, Maryland (a nearby locality that was, in the past Supports for Minerals Subjected to the Action of 1824). The paper begins, interestingly, with an evalu- era, a MSDC (Mineralogical Society of DC) field the common Blowpipe. Annals of the Lyceum of ation of Smithson's use of the device. He modified trip site); 199-204) silicified wood (petrified wood) Natural History of New York, v1, pp 109-114. one of Smithson's procedures that now allowed one Washington, DC; 221) spinelle (sic), Sparta, New Totten, Col. Joseph G, 1841. List of a Cabinet to subject very minute particles of minerals to the Jersey (from Franklin Marble, as are the following of Minerals presented to the National Institution flame. This extended the range of the blowpipe, spinel specimens); 222-223) spinelle (sic), Amity, in the City of Washington. Bound manuscript in that is to say, to lower limits of detection. New York (Kearns, 1978); 394-397) augite-pyroxene, the General Collections of the Library of Congress, Kingsbridge (Conklin, 1997); 536 red oxide of cop- Washington, DC. In the 1830's, General Totten became one of the per (cuprite) from Demidoff (The Demidoffs were driving forces behind the National Institution for the a Russian family that, for two centuries, controlled Promotion of Science. This is regarded as the precursor many mines in the Ural Mountains. How the general of the Smithsonian Institution. In 1841 he donated his obtained this specimen would be interesting to know); mineral collection to the National Institution (Anony- 673 manganese (One of the oxides of manganese, mous, 1842). During the period of the national Insti- probably pyrolusite or manganite) from Harper's Ferry, tutions' existence, Congress was debating what to do Virginia (West Virginia was then part of Virginia. The about Smithson's will. In 1846 General (then Colonel) sample probably came from the Dargan mine in Mary- Totten was named in the act of Congress organizing the land, about 2 miles from Harper's Ferry). Smithsonian Institution as one of its Regents. He was eminently qualified for he was in his own right not only Both amateur and professional mineralogists in an active scientist and capable administrator, but was the Washington, DC area can look upon General Tot- someone who was very well acquainted with Smithson's ten as a model. He left behind a small legacy, that accomplishments as a scientist. still speaks to us today that is a link in the unbroken
Page 12 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 13 GOOD INFO FOR E-MAIL USERS YE OLDE TIMERS MINERAL CLUB AFMS COMMMITTEE CHAIRPERSONS by Trudy Martin, SCRIBE by Betty Pankey, President, YOTMC
This is good information. position may carry more weight as a personal letter At the last three AFMS meetings I have had the Here is the listing of the people who have Endowment Fund Program Competition than a laundry list of names and email address on a pleasure of presenting checks to the Endowment Fund agreed to serve as AFMS Chairs for 2006-7. Joy Bourne
AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 15 Page 14 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 AFMS COMMMITTEE CHAIRPERSONS
Here is the listing of the people who have Endowment Fund Program Competition agreed to serve as AFMS Chairs for 2006-7. Joy Bourne
Show Consultant Mary Trammell AFMS Newsletter Historian
ByLaws Revisory Junior Programs Steve Weinberger Jim Brace-Tompson URC Eligibility Files P.O. Box 302; Glyndon, MD 21071-0302
Long Range Planning Central Office Jim Robinson Website/Webmaster Steve Weinberger
Name Badge Frank Mullaney Ad Hoc AFMS 60th Anniversary Planning Club Publications
Nominating Jim Robinson Commemorative Stamp
Parliamentarian Ruth Bailey Conservation and Legislation
Past President’s Advisory Jim Robinson Education-All American
Photography Barbara Sky
AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 Page 15 Page 14 AFMS Newsletter - February 2007 LAST PAGE CHUCKLES THE AFMS CODE OF ETHICS from Steve Weinberger's Wildacres Joke Book
A Pending Divorce I will respect both private and public property and will do no collecting on privately owned land without the owner’s permission. A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, “What are the grounds I will keep informed on all laws, regulations of rules governing collecting on public lands and will observe them. for your divorce?” I will to the best of my ability, ascertain the boundary lines of property on which I plan to collect. She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream I will use no firearms or blasting material in collecting areas. running by.” I will cause no willful damage to property of any kind - fences, signs, buildings. "No,” he said, “I mean, what is the foundation of this case?" I will leave all gates as found.
"Oh, it’s made of concrete, brick and mortar,” I will build fires in designated or safe places only and will be certain they are completely extinguished she responded." before leaving the area.
"I mean,” he continued, “what are your relations I will discard no burning material - matches, cigarettes, etc. like?” I will fill all excavation holes which may be dangerous to livestock. “I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.” I will not contaminate wells, creeks or other water supply.
"He asked, “Well, do you have a real grudge?" I will cause no willful damage to collecting material and will take home only what I can reasonably use.
"No,” she replied, “we have a two-car carport I will practice conservation and undertake to utilize fully and well the materials I have collected and will and have never really needed one.” recycle my surplus for the pleasure and benefit of others.
"Exasperated, he tried again, “Please, is there I will support the rockhound project H.E.L.P. (Help Eliminate Litter Please) and Will leave all collecting areas devoid any infidelity in your marriage? of litter, regardless of how found.
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. I will cooperate with field trip leaders and those in designated authority in all collecting areas. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes.” I will report to my club or Federation officers, Bureau of Land management or other authorities, any deposit of petrified wood or other materials on public lands which should be protected for the enjoyment of "Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?" future generations for public educational and scientific purposes.
"Yes,” she responded, “ about twice a week he I will appreciate and protect our heritage of natural resources. gets up earlier than I do.” I will observe the “Golden Rule”, will use “Good Outdoor Manners” and will at all times conduct myself in "Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, a manner which will add to the stature and Public “image” of rockhounds everywhere. why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, no, I don’t want a divorce.” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a "divorce. My husband does. He says he can’t communicate with me.”
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of A Few Laws meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. EADLINE Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands D become coated with grease your nose will begin to Law of the Result: When you try to prove to ARLY itch or you’ll have to pee. someone that a machine won’t work, it will. E
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch THE DEADLINE FOR THE will roll to the least accessible corner. is inversely proportional to the reach. MARCH ISSUE OF THE Law of probability: The probability of being Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last. AFMS NEWSLETTER your act. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup WILL BE Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something number, you never get a busy signal. which will last until the coffee is cold. THURSDAY, JANUARY 25
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible late for work because you had a flat tire, the very if you don’t know what you are talking about. next morning you will have a flat tire. Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster Oliver’s Law: A closed mouth gathers no than the one you are in now. (works every time) feet.
Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product water, the telephone rings. that you really like, they will stop making it.
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