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P's and Q's • page 7 The Interview • page 9 Sally Evanson, ticket queen of Milwaukee UWM Student who owes almost $5,000 in parking tickets speaks out on making the front page as "Queen of the Scofflaws"

By Brian Williamson that aren't on the front page," said last year as a waitress, barely Staff Writer Evanson. "It's not like I don't want covered her rent and eating to pay my bills." expenses. A few weeks ago Sally Evanson Evanson received the majori­ The publicity has gotten her thought of herself as just anoth­ ty of the 110 unpaid tickets when plenty of unwanted attention, er University of Wisconsin- she lived at 2613 E. Hampshire, such as an e-mail supposedly Milwaukee student, working part- one block from campus. Because sent by Chancellor Nancy time and holding a few more she had previously lived in oth­ Zimpher that threatened aca­ parking tickets than normal. Then er parts of the city where park­ demic action if she didn't pay her a Fox 6 news crew showed up on ing was less of a problem, fines. Evanson received an e- her front doorstep, and the Evanson says she didn't realize mail from Kathryn StClair, assis­ Journal Sentinel put her on the that she could get a daytime tant to the chancellor, explaining front page, naming her the pass to park in the area. the e-mail as a hoax, but Evanson says it was nerve-racking to deal with so close to finals. "I bet lots of other people have $5,000 bills "We are taking this very .seri­ that aren't on the front page. It's not like I ously and we will be prosecut­ Post photo by Mackenzie Renner ing," said StClair. don't want to pay my bills." More bizarre than the nega­ The e-mail hoax tive attention, however, is the —Sally Evanson hero worship. "I had three peo­ For Sally Evanson, it was line "pay these or academic ple call me last Friday and say, embarrassing enough that her action will be taken." "Queen of the Scofflaws" and "By the time I found out, I 'Oh, you're my hero,' said name was on the front page of The e-mail sparked a letter- "Ticket Queen" of Milwaukee. had, like, 50 tickets," said Evanson. ''Which is stupid, Journal Sentinel on April 25, writing campaign from stu­ Evanson's media exposure is Evanson. "At that point I was like because why would your hero listing her as the person with dents outraged that their city due to her 110 outstanding park­ 'oh well.'" be a broke-ass college student the most unpaid parking tick­ parking violations could result ing tickets totaling $4,799.00. She Complicating the matter, who can't pay their bills?" ets in the city. Then she in academic repercussions. currently owes more in parking Evanson says she was unable to Evanson has scheduled an received what looked like a per­ Within a few days it had gained charges than any other person pay the citations because her appointment with the City sonal e-mail from Chancellor contributors from as far away in the city. financial aid money didn't come Attorney to negotiate a payment Nancy Zimpher with the subject see HOAX page 2 "This has actually been very in until near the end of the fall plan for her parking tickets but embarrassing for me. I bet lots semester of 2002, and the was unable to meet with him of other people have $5,000 bills approximately $6,000 she made any earlier than July 16. see also The 8th Note Strikes Back page 16

UWM Professor second but not out UWM Year in Sports By Matthew L. Bellehumeur see if any opportunities appear." chance at the position. Assistant News Editor Davis plans on holding both Since joining UWM in 1983, Photo Essay the Aldermanic Position and his Taylorboyd has served as the University of Wisconsin- current County Supervisor seat. coordinator of the Office of Milwaukee Professor Pauli Taylorboyd disagrees with his Training and Development at Taylorboyd has lead a model life plans. Grant Langley, Milwaukee UWM, teaches Africology cours­ of activism and commitment, and District Attorney, is investigat- es at UWM and MATC, and is the to further this end she ran for an aldermanic position in her dis­ trict. "If honest people keep striving then Not the favorite to win, Taylorboyd earned 30 percent of maybe one day honest people will win." the vote. County Supervisor Joe Davis Sr. won with 68 percent. —Pauli Taylorboyd Taylorboyd ran her campaign grassroots and themed Not Politics as Usual. "Most people ing the legality of holding both organizer of Midwest Summits who run are supported by unions positions. and the Institute on Homophobia. and special interest groups, and "It is showing a great deal of She, Linda Huang and Gary I did not do that," said disrespect to the people he rep­ Williams co-edit the Myriad pub­ Taylorboyd. "I only had the sup­ resents. By holding two jobs he lication, a yearly magazine that port of individuals. I learned will only be able to do half a job illustrates various diversity activ­ that there are nice people in the in two places," said Taylorboyd. ities. district and they want good rep­ "Joe Davis wants to keep both Taylorboyd's greatest resentation. his County Supervisor job and achievement came when she was "If honest people keep striving be an alderman so he can be a member of the UWM South then maybe one day honest peo­ paid for two full time jobs and African Training Team. From ple will win." two full time benefits package." 1994-96 she worked with South see Page 10 As for the future, the Common If the Davis's plans are con­ African, historically black col­ Council has re-districted and sidered illegal by the city attor­ leges and universities to trans- Taylorboyd said, "I will wait and ney, Taylorboyd has another see TAYLORBOYD page 2 2 May 7, 2003 The UWM Post News GREAT SUBS Jeff Plale wins senate seat Green Party's Jim Carpenter receives 79 percent of Sandburg Hall votes By David A. Wise The candidate's spending lev­ Green ideals regarding the envi­ News Editor els varied greatly. Carpenter ronment, social justice, our crit­ spent $24,769, a little more than icism of globalization and the x*i*w lo**^. Democratic candidate Jeff a third of Plale's $67,835. criticism of the war on drugs s Plale won his bid for seventh Carpenter accepted no political that the major pastries have been WE DELIVER 3129 N. 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Kathryn St. Clair, a represen­ the "mail this article" feature difference, tative of the chancellor's office found on the JS Online website, JIMMY 3129 NORTH OAKLAND JOHNS sent a letter of apology on a component of the Milwaukee MILWAUKEE You decide" 1 Thursday. Journal Sentinel. L "We are taking this very seri­ "It happens more often than DELIVER 967.9014 ously and we will be prosecut­ people realize," said Joe Douglas, — < 2 0 0 I JIMMY JOHN'S FRINCHISC. INC. ing," said St. Clair of the e-mail director of Information and fraud. Media Technology, "There's Though the e-mail was almost as many ways to do it as revealed as a hoax, there is little there are people with devious Keep recycling working. to stop others from effectively minds." Buy recycled. TAYLORBOYD CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 form "war tactics" to "peace NAACP. 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By Brian Resop have an annual meeting," said This year, however, due to Assistant News Editor Stephanie Hilton of the Wisconsin budget cuts, UW schools have Push paper, or United Council. "It's a pretty inter­ been instructed to do away with For its annual meeting at the esting meeting. They will select the glitz and glamour. University of Wisconsin- the new president and vice-pres­ "UWM doesn't have the fund­ push your limits Milwaukee, June 5 and 6, the ident—people who have a direct ing to put on a big show," Randall Board of Regents will have to be say in what happens." said. "The Board will not be giv­ 1 impressed without being pam­ There had been speculation en the red carpet treatment, so LYou decide! pered. Budget cuts have put a within the United Council that UW to speak." freeze on UW campus spending, System tuition would be set at the Besides the annual meeting at which will force the Regents Milwaukee meeting, but Randall UWM, the Board of Regents vis­ meeting to be very low-key said that it was "highly unlikely" its two UW campuses a year. It is despite its importance. that the state legislature would an opportunity for UW schools "Almost 60 percent of the have Doyle's budget passed to showcase their institute. Board of Regents will be new," said before the meeting was to take "There are plenty of ways to Gerard A. Randall, Jr., Chairman of place. hold a good show and not spend the Personnel Matters Review "Tuition won't be set before a ton of money," Randall said. Committee and Vice Chairman of the budget is passed," Randall Student dance and musical per­ the Physical Planning and Funding said. formances were some wonderful committee for the Board of Regardless, the meeting is par­ and inexpensive options, Randall Regents. "The meeting gives these ticularly important to the cam­ added. new regents the opportunity to pus. This spring, the Board went observe the instructional process "It's a sort of teach-in for mem­ to various campuses and held lis­ on the Milwaukee campus." bers," Randall said. For some of tening sessions. Every year in the summer, the the new members, it will be their "It was a chance for campus Board of Regents holds a meet­ first visit to the Milwaukee cam­ and business leaders to get ing at UWM at which board elec­ pus. For others, it will be an in- together in one room and discuss tions are held. depth review of the university, the impact of the proposed budg­ "Milwaukee is pretty lucky to Randall said. et cuts," Randall said. Why do something menial when you can do something meaningful? Contact the Peace Corps today, and change your idea of what we're on the web: "changing the world" is all about. www.u wm post.com

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Milwaukee: A City of E SA mmT mI mV m Ar'\ L By Chuck Engel performances will take to various festival of the season, and it puts and take a look at the Hidden Historic Third Ward Features Editor stages along the river. far more emphasis on the foods, Photos exhibit, showcasing more Jazz Festival Furthermore, what Milwaukee goods and traditions of the vari­ than 100 never-before-seen pho­ When: August 1-2 While many students will soon festival would be complete with­ ous ethnicities it represents than tos of Warsaw; before during and Where: 100 & 200 blocks of N. leave the Milwaukee area for the out plenty of beer and fireworks? the other. Expect less beer but a after World War II. Broadway summer, those of us still in town It's a good time, but I suggest lot of music, dancing, drumming, Why: Because the Third Ward is for the summer months will be taking the bus downtown if you exotic foods, shopping and learn­ South Shore Frolics artsy and sophisticated, duh enjoying every moment of it. plan on going. ing about the Asian culture. When: July 11-13 What to expect: The Historic Perhaps one of Milwaukee's Where: South Shore Park, 2900 Third Ward Jazz Festival: A most enduring qualities as a city PrideFest Juneteenth Day S. Shore Dr. Summer Sizzle, is a free outdoor is its reputation for being "The When: June 6-8 When: June 19 Why: It's all about tradition and festival featuring two stages of City of Festivals" come summer. Where: Henry Maier Festival Park Where: on Dr. Martin Luther fun. great jazz musicians, a variety of Starting in May and trickling into Why: We're here, we're queer, King, Jr. Drive between Center What to expect: For more than mouth-watering food, and many early September, there is literal­ get used to it Street and Burleigh 50 years, Bay View's South Shore specialty vendors. Expect a lot ly a festival or street party some­ What to expect: PrideFest is one Why: To celebrate the ending of Frolics has flourished with suc­ of jazz and art, and further tout­ where in the city every week. of the largest events of its kind slavery cess. Bay View is slowly becom­ ing of the Historic Third Ward's Each festival celebrates a holiday, in the nation. For one weekend What to expect: Since 1865, ing the new, hip neighborhood reputation for being Milwaukee's an ethnicity, or simply a group in June, more than 20,000 Gay, June 19 has been celebrated as for young adults in Milwaukee to art district, and maybe a few of like-minded individuals. Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered, the African American Emancipa­ live, and the annual event is clues as to why the Third Ward Milwaukeeans only need a loose and straight people converge on tion Day. Today Juneteenth com­ undoubtedly beginning to reflect is so "Historic." reason to have a party, but when the Summerfest grounds for a memorates African American that as well. Plenty of beer, food, they're going to party, they're lot of (you guessed it) beer, music freedom and emphasizes educa­ and live music is in store for this Harley-Davidson 10O year going to do it right. and fun. Annual events include tion and achievement. The local free lakeside event, which atten­ anniversary celebration We all know about the His/Herstory tent exhibiting street festival is in its 30th year, dance peaks around 70,000 for When: August 28-31 Summerfest, so here's a partial the growth and evolution of the and has plenty of fun, games, cul­ its yearly parade. Where: Henry Maier Festival guide to the Milwaukee summer gay community, a political tural exhibits, food, music and Park, Milwaukee Art Museum, and German Fest festivals you may not know march/parade, a "drag" race, and much more. The city comes alive all around the city When: July 25-27 about. a leather show. This festival is a for this meaningful celebration. Why: Because 100 is a good, lot of fun no matter who you Where: Henry Maier Festival Park round number Riversplash! are. Polish Fest Why: Because everyone else is What to expect: A major When: May 30 - June 1 When: June 20-22 doing it Milwaukee company that inspires Where: Downtown, on both sides Asian Moon Festival Where: Henry Maier Festival Park What to expect: This event un­ such a widely popular lifestyle of the river between Kilbourn When: June 13-15 Why: To celebrate the art of being intentionally points out how all only turns 100 once. With, noth­ Ave. and Knapp St. Where: Henry Maier Festival Park Polish the things we as Milwaukeeans ing to base a judgment on, I'd Why: Why not? Why: To celebrate the traditions What to expect: Milwaukee is take for granted on a daily basis expect a Harley celebration that What to expect: Riversplash of various Asian cultures lucky to host America's largest are inherently German in origin. surpasses any Sturgis rally in exists as an unofficial kickoff to What to expect: Each year over Polish festival. Expect a lot of pol­ More than any other Milwaukee size. 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8 May 7, 2003 The UWM Post Arts & Entertainment

COLUMN Me, myself and I When I was little I thought that if I chose to resort to the mind- population makes your loneliness living by myself would be the numbing powers of television or even more bothersome and ultimate proof of freedom and the radio in order to forget that ridiculously obvious. Even read­ the greatest experience ever. Now I am drowning in loneliness, I ing, which is basically a one-per­ that this has finally happened, I couldn't, because nothing in my son activity, acquires this feeling have come to realize that, unfor­ house works properly. of meta-loneliness, like the more tunately, people need people. One of the most frustrating you read the lonelier you get All roommates are doomed to impulsive addictions I have to become annoying little presences learn to get rid of is getting home at night and automatically look­ Now I understand how ing for the answering machine a&e to see if there are any messages. some people develop There is no real phone, just a cell phone, which has become this tendency of more like a body part than a telephone anyway. So, I have no talking to themselves, TV to turn on, no radio, no mes­ sages to check, no roommates to or why some people get annoyed by and no rent mon­ ey to collect. have cats. I set two of my plastic K-mart Acclaimed Iranian director Abbas Kiarostami's "And Life drawers one on top of the other Goes on" will be showing at the UWM Union Theatre on and pretend that that is my art- and you start treating the book Wednesday and Thursday, May 14 and 15 at 8 p.m. nouveau table. I sit there, eating like your human-esque compan­ my dinner, turning on the TV ion, which is kind of sick. It used and moving its antenna around to be that the noisier my room­ Thursday, May 8 Sunday, May 11 trying to see something more mates were, the more I felt like by diego costa than just static, thinking "God, I reading, probably just because The Blue Angel Dersu Uzala am such a loser, and so is their loud existences didn't allow (Germany, 1930) (Japan, 1975) Starring Marlene Dietrich. 3:30 pm., 7 p.m., 9:25 p.m. in our house. Even if they are America. We are all doing the me to read. 8 p.m. Times Cinema (5906 W. Villet St.) our friends, the fact that we share same thing right, except they And now that I don't need to UWM Union Theatre 453-2436 our space with some other crea­ have a better reception." care if I do the dishes or not, I $4-$5 Until May 15 only ture, sooner of later, becomes a And watching TV in a house feel compelled to do them right $4 Scheherazade Akira Kurosawa's remarkable nuisance. But when we live with where no other humans inhabit after I am done eating just in case The Milwaukee Ballet film, featuring brilliant insight people, we take for granted that makes you even more aware of a miracle happens and I get vis­ 7:30 p.m. into relationships and the their presence numbs our loneli­ how alone you are, and how no itors of some sort. Marcus Center of the Performing human condition. Winner of the ness and suicidal drives. one cares about you really, and arts Best Foreign Film Oscar. As a solution I have been try­ 643-7677 Now that I live by myself, I how no one is going to call, ing to spend as little time as www.milwaukeeballet.org miss having someone to be mad unless they need help moving or possible at home. I try to think Until May 11 Monday, May 12 at, someone to blame all of my someone to listen to their boring of it as a two-star hotel room, and Tickets start at $15 self-created problems on, some­ life story. like I am a tourist in this city. FM Knives Exit one to complain about to all of Now I understand how some You don't want to stay in a crap­ ...with the A Frames 10 p.m. py hotel room when you are vis­ Shank Hall (1434 N. Farwell Ave.) my friends because they don't people, whom once I believed The Cactus Club (2496 S. $5 Wentworth Ave.) take out the garbage or take two- were weird, develop this tenden­ iting a place. You just use it as a Beatle-esque hooks and place to crash, after hours of 482-0160 hour long showers. cy of talking to themselves, or Punk with a dose of late 70s melodies In my apartment there is only why some people have cats. intense exploration of the city. pop, from Sacramento, CA me, a bed, a half-broken TV and It seems like anything you do And yet, I still wish I was taking Tuesday. May 13 a totally broken stereo. So, even in a house where you are the only this trip with a second self. Friday, May? As I was moving Ahead UWM Student Occasionally I Saw Brief Film Festival Glimpses of Beauty BEST "THE COLUMN" EVER 7:45 p.m. (USA, 2000) UWM Union Theatre 7 p.m. 229-4070 UWM Union Theatre $4-$5 FREE What I am Grateful For A night of the best short films A monumental autobiographical and videos from the students work from a pioneering figure This is it. The last issue of ing that as a vegan I have so many sense than a lending system, plus of the ground-breaking UWM of the American avant-garde, The Column is upon us. Don't options like Pacific Wraps or I get all that dough when I sell Film Department. Bands will covering the last three decades worry; I am not going to be all Pacific Wraps or, oh yeah, I can them back. Or maybe that is just play before the screening. in the life of Jonas Mekas, the director. wahh wahh about it. I don't have really only eat Pacific Wraps and Cracker Jacks. Voting for the best film Audience Award follows the time for that. I was going to make I hate them. I am grateful to my Letters and event. The same films are Wednesday. May 14 a collection of my last column, I am grateful for the EMS Science advisor. I am sure he shown on Saturday May 10. you know, like clips of some of Computer Lab. I didn't think that doesn't read my column or even And Life Goes On ... they could do it. In fact I said that know who I am but he must be Saturday, May 10 it couldn't be done, but they somewhere out there. I am grate­ (Life and Nothing More ...) proved me wrong. They success­ ful for the fact that the temper­ UWM Student (Iran, 1992) fully created a computer lab that ature in my classrooms always Film Festival 8 p.m. captured the essence of the Bates seems to be exactly right. Or 8 p.m. UWM Union Theatre Motel. I don't think details are maybe not. UWM Union Theatre $4-$5 necessary but I have to admit that I am grateful that intelligent $4-$5 By acclaimed director Abbas they did it and I was wrong. UWM college students think it is Awards will be given to the best Kiarostami. films in the festival, after the I am grateful for all of the OK to have conversations on stair­ screening. propaganda/information/mud- wells. I am grateful my generation slinging handout that I was giv­ always remembers not to answer Ko-thi BY BRITTANY CANDELL en by both Rave and Milwaukee their phones during class. I am The Pabts Theatre (144 E. Wells St.) parties during the Student grateful for the state of the art 286-3665 my favorite issues and then put Association elections. Not only workout facilities offered to us by $17-$42 in some student work that was was all of this extremely inspira­ the Klotsche Center. I am grate­ Dance company with drums of really great. But then I got lazy tional but, thanks to both parties, ful that UWM still has a few build­ West Africa and I didn't have time to search my children probably won't know ings that aren't named after rich through my room for past issues what the resource of paper is dead people. so I decided that instead of a because it will be all used up by I am grateful that some peo­ Amanda Geiger never saw the drunk driver. collection I would like to use their next campaign. ple are lazy enough to take the this column to say thank you to I am grateful for Nancy elevator only one floor. I am the University of Wisconsin- Zimpher's tights. I am grateful for grateful that construction on this Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk. Milwaukee for one great semes­ the UWM police for a variety of campus seems to move so quick­ ter. Now you might think that I reasons. I am grateful that I got ly. I am grateful that UWM sup­ am being sarcastic here, but seri­ to see the Dead Prez last week for ported a competition to deco­ ously, I don't think that UWM gets free. I am grateful that I can rate a chair. I am grateful that enough thanks. Maybe it doesn't smoke inside UWM if I want to. I the library holds such accommo­ deserve it, but regardless, here am grateful that I don't have to dating hours and that they rec­ goes. drive to school because that ognize the fact that I am human The following things are what seems really complicated and and I may need a drink of water. I realized I am grateful for; they expensive and that should I am grateful that UWM does such are in no specific order and feel change. I am grateful that usual­ a great job recycling. I am grate­ free to add to the list, but make ly when I use the restroom the ful for the Milwaukee Idea. I am sure you don't write on that beau­ door to my stall doesn't lock; I grateful that my editor is still tiful picture of me right there. really enjoy people walking in my friend even after this column. I am grateful for the variety on me peeing. I am grateful that And finally, I am grateful that you of culinary choices offered to I have to buy my textbooks every actually even read what I write. © me in the UWM Union. It is amaz­ semester; it makes so much more Thank you. US. ttapartnt«nt aa IHntaaoalattoai Xrts & Entertainment www.uwmpost.com May 7, 2003 9

The Angelina Jo lie interview The lips, the tats, the landmines By Diego Costa Arts & Entertainment Editor

Angelina Jolie looks like a badass. She has an enigmatic presence most people feel extremely attracted to and puzzled by. She has the most gorgeous lips in the universe. And she inhabits the Hollywood realm with­ out letting it consume her. What is so alluring about her is that she seems to be a question mark, only revealing enough to make us want more. And she seems to have the exact amount of tolerable arrogance. She won an Academy Award for "Girl, Interrupted" and has built a pub­ lic persona for herself of female pow­ er, independence and strength. So, why would such a unique diva still get drawn by blockbuster movies whose Angelina Jolie's lips like to spend artistic intentions are close to zero? time taking care of her son Angelina's new film, "Lara Croft Maddox and raising awareness Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life" for world issues. She visited land­ comes out this summer, arid as I had mines in Sri Lanka with the the opportunity to interview her over United Nations last April. the phone, I was curious to know why someone who could be doing line. But she sounded like my aunt "good films" chose to do "we-want- Martha. And she confessed she was­ your-money movies." And of course, n't getting any, only spending her time I wanted to find out what was up being a mom, which was a total turn with the Billy Bob Thornton tattoo, off. If Angelina Jolie isn't getting any, since they are no longer together. who is? She called in from Sri Lanka, where "Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The she was visiting land mines with peo­ Cradle of Life" opens on July 25. This ple from the United Nations. And she time around, archeologist and explor­ seemed a little bored there, since she er Lara Croft journeys to an under­ asked for the interview to continue water temple that leads to a sphere after the mediator told us it was over. that contains the mythical Pandora's Angelina seemed extremely laid back Box, only to have it stolen from her and, to my frustration, a very simple by Chen Lo, the leader of a Chinese person. crime syndicate, who wants to use I was expecting this femme fatale the Box as a doomsday weapon. 'Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life" opens in theatres July 25. This time with evasive mind-boggling answers The premise sounds overtly cliche around, Lara Croft must stop Pandora's Box from being opened. and a sexy voice to be on the other see JOLIE page 11 theater End of the Semester Theater Wrap Up 3y Jason Alan show. Rarely can a cast touch every audi­ bly oppressed, showing how that time peri­ hate-monger from Kansas who received Staff Writer ence member in such a fundamental way. od still affects us to this day. global scorn for picketing Shepard's funer­ al, arrived in Wausau to find himself out­ As the end of spring 2003 semester X "The Widow's Blind Date" direct­ X "The Lonesome West" at The numbered over 50 to one by average nears, my first semester as a theater ed by Jonathan West for Bialystock and Milwaukee Rep also opened in April. Set townsfolk who jammed the sidewalks ol reviewer comes to a conclusion as well. Bloom Theatre Company was clearly the in the rural Irish countryside, it tells the the campus to counter his hateful pro­ The first five months of 2003 brought second best show reviewed by The Post story of two feuding brothers whose sole testers. Carrying signs that said things many unusually bold, cutting edge shows this semester. Featuring a cast of three, the existence depends on a mutual effort to such as "God hates fags" and "Thank God to the Milwaukee theater community. As acting, in all honesty, was not as sharp as kill each other. The play virtually defines for September 11," a stunned Phelps clear­ we all prepare to go our separate ways, in "All My Sons." This show, however, the term "cruel comedy" and mixes phys­ ly thought "I don't think we're in Kansas let's recap where we've been this year. which explores gang rape, adolescent ical comedy a la Three Stooges with anymore" as his handful of hate-mongers sexual curiosity gone terribly wrong, and unimaginable acts of cruelty between could not be seen through the crowd oi Out with the Old many other tragic issues, gets the silver brothers. well-wishers encircling the overcapacity for the show itself. "Blind Date" explores theater. Lives were changed and a new X "A Midsummer Night's Dream" issues in detail that we often try to avoid. X "Othello" at The Peck School of The Arts by Milwaukee Shakespeare page in Wisconsin small-town history was by the Milwaukee Shakespeare Company Led by Jonathan Wainwright, the per­ made when Matthew's angels opened our was our first show reviewed. Opening on formance took the audience through two Company was clearly the worst show reviewed this semester. Receiving just eyes again to the fact that we are all human Feb. 7, "Midsummer" was a fun if not terrifyingly realistic hours of risky the­ beings after all. innovative version of Shakespeare's clas­ ater that is rarely performed in Milwaukee. one finger and a word of advice not to attend from the reviewer, MSC's "Othello" sic comedy. MSC got mixed reviews for set­ In with the new: ting the show in the 1870s but got high X Later in this semester, Boulevard was probably one of the worst shows to marks for creating a well staged, fun, enter­ Ensemble offered up two shows not to be open in the past year in Milwaukee. The X "The Milwaukee Rock Theatre taining edition of this classic. Well direct­ missed. "The Mer-chant of Venice" by cast was talented, but the performance was Company" will be performing at the ven­ ed, polished, professionally executed, Shakespeare and "The Millionaires" by simply a disaster featuring poor directing erable Turner Hall on May 8-11. The pro­ and very funny, "Midsummer" was a good George Bernard Shaw were opened back- choices and death/fighting scenes that duction is called "Rock on Broadway" and introduction for UWM students to to-back. Directed by Mark Bucher, the smack Of an Ed Wood movie. is a revue of hit songs from rock musicals Shakespeare. shows in tandem touched on "The love of such as "Tommy," "Hair," "Jesus Christ commerce versus the commerce of love, X "The Laramie Project" by UW Marathon County was clearly the number Superstar," "Grease," "The Wiz," "Chess," X "All My Sons" by The Milwaukee the transformation by love versus the "Rent," and "Hedwig and The Angry Inch." Rep was probably the third best show of transformation of love throughout a rela­ one show reviewed by The Post this semes-. ter and receives the gold medal. The play The shows will be presented in chrono­ the year reviewed by The Post. "All My tionship, and, yes, the difficulty in defin­ logical order with some background for Sons," by Arthur Miller, was a Tony Award ing just what is the quality of mercy." is an in-depth exploration of the tragic and heart-breaking death of then 21-year-old each show. winning show set in the late 1940's, right Both were entertaining performances. Featuring a talented Milwaukee cast, this after WWII. It is a deeply moving play about Matthew Shepard. Shepard was a gay X "The Mill on The Floss" at The University of Wyoming student who was will be the first full-blown musical theater the lies we often live and the devastation production in the Turner Hall Ballroom that unchecked self-greed can reek on Milwaukee Rep opened in April to explore tricked by two local men of the same age the challenges of a woman who thirsts to into a ride that resulted in his horrific beat­ since its grand reopening in 2000. Tickets our realities. The Rep's version was prob­ are $8 for students. So have a rockin1 ably as good if not better than anything learn beyond the confines of her Victorian ing, torture, and death. village. It offered a snapshot of a time "The Laramie Project" became a once- good time at this neat music revue direct­ on Broadway and received rave reviews ed by Don Linke. Call 774-7842 for tickets. by virtually every critic that saw the often forgotten when women were terri­ in-a-lifetime event when Fred Phelps, a 10 May 7, 2003 The UWM Post Features

PHOTO ESSAY The Year in UWM Sports

Post photo by John J. Ward Post photo by John J. Ward A letter from Jessica Wilhite: Last Sunday, April 20, a man that I and many oth­ er to your basket. I loved the way you bounced around Robinson, but I'm grateful for the year that you did give ers have all loved, respected, idolized, and enjoyed and we could play together even if no one else was me with them. watching for many years took out a full page in the around. I began to see less and less of "", as I Thank you, , for bringing Coach Conroy and Chicago Tribune to write a thank you letter to an met some of your other brothers and sisters "", his family to our UWM family. For ten years my moth­ object. That man's name is Michael Jordan and the "Volleyball," and "Soccer ball". They all gave me won­ er has been trying to get grandchildren of her own. object he thanked was Basketball. derful experiences, but there was something so special Having a baby at the games for my mother to look for­ After reading this entire letter, it inspired me to about our relationship that in high school I decided to ward to this past season has brought undue pressure think about how Basketball has affected my life over dedicate myself to you. on all of my brothers and sister. Thank you, Basketball, the last 21 years and what I would say if I were to Since that first time we met so many things have for Coach Conroy's protective nature. He would always write a letter to the object "Basketball." It would go changed, and to a large degree I have you to thank. So look after the one being picked on during our team something like this. if you have not heard me say it before, let me say it in antics. Thank you for Coach Conroy's ability to be sen­ front of everyone here. Thank you. Thank you, sitive to everyone's feelings at just the right time. I Basketball. Thank you for everything. know first hand from an e-mail I_ received when I great­ Thank you for bringing Coach Liebscher to one of ly needed some positive reinforcement. my high school games. Thank you for bringing me up Thank you for allowing Coach Robinson to always see to meet Coach Botham, Coach V., Coach Gregor and the during those practices when we players just needed to UWM women's basketball team. Once I met them all, I take a deep breath, and relax. She would just pull us knew I belonged here. aside and try to tell some joke to make us realize it Thank you for teaching me that everyone has a role wasn't the end of the world when we couldn't get 30 in on a team and those roles change depending on the make a minute in three-weave shooting after spending 45 min­ up of that team. utes on it. Thank you for allowing me to play on a team with Thank you, Basketball, for turning my friend and Coach Luchsinger and her classmate Teri Stoltenberg teammate Nicole into Coach Luchsinger. She was my where I could learn leadership bridge from the past as our team from two people that I respect transcended into an unknown more than they will ever know. I future. It is obvious her sensi­ have tried and will continue to Since that first time we tivity and leadership qualities try to emulate their leadership have placed her in the right pro­ qualities forever. met so many things fession. Thank you for the knowledge Basketball, you gave me great Chuck brought to our program. He have changed, and to a memories with Greger that go has helped my strength and con­ back to our WWGG days. We nick­ ditioning to where I could perform large degree I have you named her POTY (Player of the at my highest capacity. Year) because we idolized her I want to thank you, Basketball, accomplishments as a player. for the mentor you brought to to thank. Having POTY as a coach this me in Coach Liebscher. I learned year has been an honor. I can things from her I did not even only hope that someday I too will know I was capable of and I'm grateful for the three years have a statue and be remembered the way she is in you gave me with her. Sheboygan, Wis. Thank you for bringing Mark Cole's knowledge and Thank you, Basketball, for Coach Botham and the personality to this staff .., I thank Mark for the days he lessons she has taught me, as I will carry them with me would tell Coach Botham to. take it easy on us. I also for the rest of my life. She taught me the importance of thank him for the days that he wouldn't tell her that, finding yourself, being that person, and being proud of because those were the days we didn't deserve for it to it. I am even thankful to you, Basketball, for the biggest be easy, and that's when we would learn to push our­ ass chewing I have ever received in my life from Coach Post photo by John J. Ward selves. His honesty has helped this program to what it Botham, which took place in Buffalo my sophomore year. Dear Basketball, is today. It may have taken me a little bit of time to realize what Thank you for Brian and Andy .."Tor their sense Of she was doing, but I thank her for it. It's been almost 19 years since I first saw you and humor of letting the buzzer sound in the middle of a Thank you for letting me hear her rendition of "Oh your brothers and sisters in the back of my garage. When drill and having Coach Botham chew their heads off for Lord Nelson" over the PA system of the bus on one of we met, I was hanging out more with your brother it; this provided secret comic relief for us players dur­ the road trips every year. Thank you, Basketball, for the "Baseball" because he fit my hand so much better. You ing an intense competition of Iowa Rebounding. The past quote that came from Coach Botham's mother, which and "football" were so much bigger and I had trouble three years those two have become great friends to all was shared with us this past season ... "Life is 10 per­ getting you up to your basket. of us. They provided an ear to listen and even a shoul­ cent what happens to you and 90 percent how you I spent a lot of time with "Baseball" and made many der to cry on when the pressure got to us. react to it." I will carry this quote with me through life friends. I will never forget having a very strong rela­ Thank you for bringing such people together as Coach and I thank Coach Botham for showing me what this tionship with "Baseball" and feeling that I would spend Conroy, Coach Robinson, Coach Luchsinger, and Coach means. the rest of my life throwing, catching, and hitting. Gregor to our program at a time when we desperately Thank you, Basketball, for bringing Maria to our Baseball was the first to introduce me to team sports. needed some stability and people we could trust. I regret team my Sophomore year ... she is someone I admired As I got older, I was able to get you closer and clos­ only having one year with Coach Conroy and Coach see WILHITE page 18

JOLIE CONTINUED FROM PAGE 9 and utterly formulaic, of course, which is Q; Have you ever played the videogame Q; What's your relationship with star­ would have done it either way, even if the the reason why the movie will probably "Tomb Raider?" dom and celebrity? budget wasn't big. be a hit. But how come the same person A: Very briefly, actually. I have no A: I was never happy to be considered Q; Why do you have so many tattoos? who goes to Sri Lanka to visit landmines patience for the game, really. a celebrity. I like to tell stories, and to be How many do you have? is willing to work for a movie industry so understood and respected by other peo­ A: Because I'm indecisive! (laughs). I had rooted on turning a blind eye to the real­ Q: You come across being a very pas­ ple. That means a lot to me. What I love one done in Thailand, where we shot, it's ity of the world so it can offer it a more sionate and unique person. How do you about being on the public eye is that I can a tribal. It's in the movie. mind-numbing appeasing one? Most stars who would be in those Q; How do you balance being in films kinds of movies would rather go shop­ I love it when people talk to me. This 11 -year-old kid came and being a mom? ping on Rodeo Drive, not landmine-visit­ A: Being a parent is very different ing. Well, not Ms. Jolie. up to me the other day and thought I was the real Lara Croft, from anything I have ever done. But my kid makes it all worthwhile. Q: How is it doing a movie that focus­ and that is amazing—that is better than the Oscar, es on action as opposed to interaction? Q: What can you say about Angelina A: It is very, very different. I am fortu­ Jolie's career? nate to be able to do both. It is nice to do think you manage to communicate that be here in Sri Lanka and catch people's A: I went through it like everybody, just both things for me. I enjoy working with to the public? attention about some issues. And I don't wanting to get the next job. Now I have the cerebral part and with the physical A: I love communicating with people. like being told lies about myself. Like, in come to a place where I can be comfort­ things that doing a movie like "Tomb People seem to know me and I don't know tabloids, it's you they are talking about, able financially to do a lot of good. I can Raider" forces me to do. how, but they sort of do. I love it when but it isn't you, it's weird. now do anything I went and films. In my people talk to me and, like, this 11-year- spare time I, I am in Sri Lanka right now, Q; How is this sequel different from the old kid came up to me the other day and Q; So, you are aware of the fact that looking at mine fields, I spend a lot of first "Tomb Raider" movie? thought I was the real Lara Croft, and that you are a sex symbol, right? times doing fun baby things though. A: I think that this is the only adven­ is amazing—that is better than the Oscar. A: Well, I am single at the moment and ture film coming out this summer. And I I haven't had any sex now. I feel like such Q; What's your next project? think that the character has evolved a lot Q; How has your life changed after the a mom. A: It's "Beyond Borders" in November. from the first movie we made to this one Oscar? It was shot in many different locations, now. At first we were more concerned with A: I don't even know where the Oscar Q; How do you feel about doing more like Ethiopia, Chechnya. It is about life and developing this character and transfer­ is. I think it's at my mom's house. But, I artistic projects, and mass-oriented ones love and it sounds heavy, but I am very ring her from this video game world to a mean, you feel like it's one of those things that aim at profit only? proud of that one. It touches a lot of good person on the screen. And now I could that you should want and that you are glad A: I have never gone into a project issues. make her a deeper person, more human you have accomplished as an actor. And because of the size of it. "Tomb Raider" I than a video game creature. I'm glad I got it. did because I liked the character. And I 12 May 7, 2003 The UWM Post Arts & Entertainment film Student Film Festival to rock Union Theatre By David Bischke dozens of film students submit screened at many international Staff Writer their work, many of the upper lev­ film festivals. At this spring's el students complete their final Wisconsin Film Festival eight The pioneering University of projects, and about 15 of these films by UWM undergraduates Wisconsin-Milwaukee Film works are judged into to comprise were featured in Wisconsin's Own Department is showcasing its the Student Film & Video Festival. Experimental Series. Many of the Spring Student Film & Video The Union Theater, which has films premiered at last fall's UWM Festival on Friday, May 9 and gained recognition as the most Student Film & Video Festivals, Saturday, May 10 at 8 p.m., in adventurous and engaging the- including*the two winners of the the UWM Union Theater. Since the Wisconsin's Own Experimental film department's inception 25 program, Alex Boguslavsky's "The years ago, the Fall and Spring What: UWM Student Film Blue Lamp" and Simone Baker's Student Film Festivals have been & Video Festival "Syndicate." an extraordinary opportunity for For the most part, the festival UWM Film students to project When: May 9 and May 10 at 8 p.m. is student-run by UWM's film club, their unique talents through the the Student Cinema Action art of cinema. Where: UWM Union Network (SCAN). For the last two The festival showcases a wide Theatre semesters SCAN has promoted variety of student work that How much: $4 students, the festival by creating a 35mm Featuring the works: ranges from narrative and exper­ $5 general theatrical trailer which shows imental to animation and docu­ before Union Theater screenings PLACEBO by Diego Costa mentary filmmaking. Since it is preceding the fest. Despite the KISSER by Kate Balsley a judged competition, present­ ater in Milwaukee, hosts the event lack of 35mm motion picture ing both jury and audience every semester. Its dedication to technology, SCAN created its first THE BOZ by Chris Delisle awards, students are motivated to the film program and experi­ 35mm trailer by splicing 16mm A CHEESEBOX IN MILWAUKEE by Daniel Day create fully realized pieces from mental film in general is repre­ film into the middle of 35mm their ideas in the hopes of mak­ sented in its Experimental leader, and for this semester's JEANSKIN by David Bischke ing it into the fest and potential­ Tuesdays series and its co-spon­ trailer shot 35mm color slide film NAYA IS A SKINNY SMILE by Moonaya ly winning one of the five awards sorship of the UWM Student Film on a half-frame-still camera to ani­ presented over the two nights of & Video Festival. mate students in the filmmaking NIGHT AND DAY IN THE WORLD by Tim Zwettler the festival. The UWM Film Department is process. This trailer will be shown CATRINA7 by Seth Anderson at both nights of the festival. On Friday night the three jury increasingly being recognized as OLD GIRL by Blythe Meier awards are presented and each one of the top experimental film Through the collaboration of audience member is given a schools in the world. Both SCAN, the Union Theater, and CONCUPISCENCE by Sean Kafer chance to vote for their favorite Independent Film & Video the UWM Film Department, this FROZEN MOMENT by Eric Gerber film. This audience choice award Monthly and Film Threat spring's Student Film & Video is then given out at the Saturday's Magazine rank the UWM Film Festival promises to be an enter­ THANKSGIVING AT NIGHT by Tim Zwettler show, along with the Magic Department as one of the top taining evening for the commu­ A WORK IN PROGRESS by David Bischke Lantern Award presented by the five "non-Hollywood" film schools nity to witness the creative tal­ FILAMENT #24 by Chris Brabant UWM Union Director Scott Gore. in the nation. ents of film students as they con­ This spring's festival promis­ The recent work of students tinue to develop their individual RACE CAR by Wesley Tank es to be an exceptional show as from the film program is being artistic voices. TOTAL AWE by Heidi Spencer

A woman, her passengers The Good Neo-Noir and her veil "The Good Thief" gives new life to an old genre Looking at his now infamous that of another remake, Kiarostami mugshot, the name Nick Nolte "Ocean's Eleven," is a casino. and the word sexy seem to con­ Bob, however, is not eyeing disguises complexity tradict one another. When given the money in the vault but roughly two hours to present his rather the large collection of in simplicity once new film "The Good Thief," famous paintings lining the casi­ director Neil Jordan ("The no walls. But as Bob comes to again in "Ten" Crying Game") has proved it to find, the paintings in the casino be false. What makes this are actually fakes while the orig­ Filmmaker and director inals lie across the street in a Abbas Kiarostami describes his secured vault. Bob, using this as latest creation, "Ten," as nei­ The Good inspiration, champions his own ther a documentary nor a fic­ real and fake pieces of art: tion film, but a combination of Thief heists. The fake heist involves the two. directed by: the robbery of the casino on the "Ten" is centered on an Neil Jordan night of the Grand Prix while unnamed woman who drives the real heist is that of the orig­ around Tehran picking up vari­ starring: inal paintings on the same ous passengers. Throughout Nick Nolte night. Along with the duel the inter-titled ten sections of heists, Bob's stories and past the film, there are only two incredibly ironic is that the char­ seem to drift across the line camera perspectives. The cam­ acter Nolte portrays in Jordan's between truths and lies. era focuses the shot on the dri­ Abbas Kiarostami's "Ten" will be showing at the UWM film, Bob Montagnet, seems to ver's seat or the passenger's Bob and his colleagues, Paulo Union Theatre on Friday, May 16 ay 7 p.m. and 9 p.m., on be an exact replica of himself. (Said Taghmaoui) and Raoul, seat, and both never appear in Saturday and Sunday, May 17 and 18 at 5 p.m., 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. Montagnet is a washed up hero­ the same shot yet both voices recruit a team of thieves to pull in and gambling addict whose the heist off all while attempt­ can be heard. divorcing his father and remar­ and young woman who is on sole talent is that of deception ing to evade the suspicions of The first section is the most rying another man. Amin tells the verge of breaking up with and theft. Roger (Tcheky Karyo), a French interesting and it is apparent his mother she only loves her­ her fiance, and another young Jordan's film, a remake of detective who self for she has not fulfilled her woman whose husband has left trend setting French New Wave is both Bob's role as a woman or a mother her. "Bob Le Flambeur," written and friend as well and so he has no respect for Ten Looking at the domination directed by Jean-Pierre Melville, as occupation­ her. The dia­ directed by: of women who appear in this follows Bob through the seedy al foe. logue is harsh film (besides Amin, the cast is and glamorous Monte Carlo as Roger does Abbas Kiarostami and raw, and entirely female) and the issues he struggles with his tempta­ not wish to see the young boy's playing at: the women passengers bring tions. When asked by his friend Bob put in jail, performance up, thisfirnrf could be read as an Raoul (Gerard Darmon) what he rather ;* he UWM Union Theatre makes it seem attempt at an Iranian feminist will do if he loses a horse bet. attempts, by securing himself a like a documen­ film if it weren't for the strange Bob claims that he'll "hit rock why Kiarostami put it at the tary. He wells up snitch on Bob's team, to save moral overtones! bottom" and will have to Bob from himself and his temp­ beginning. With the camera with tears out The driver seems to exert change his ways. He loses. of frustration, drawing the tations. Meanwhile, Bob focused on the passenger side her moral positions onto her Shoving himself through a of the car, the woman picks up audience into his experience. attempts to save the young passengers. Specifically in the detox program similar to that of prostitute Anne (Nutsa her young son, Amin. The two Along the way, the woman scene with the prostitute, she Ewan McGregor in argue from the moment the Kukhianidze) from the same life picks up a prostitute, a devout­ attempts to make the woman "Trainspotting," Bob gives up child gets into the car. The boy he is leading. ly religious elderly woman on question her immoral lifestyle, "his lady" heroin for the chance virtually hates his mother for Jordan's film is one of the her way to prayer, her sister, see TEN on next page at one last score. The target, like see THIEF on next page B

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son. He embraces his parents Like father, legacy and it has rubbed off on like son _him. His voice is spot-on-match Breaking jam to that of his father. band stereotypes Just like any son, his father Ben Taylor has influenced what he does Famous Among Barns with his music, but Ben admits Del Mar (Iris Records) to locking himself in his room Face to Face and listening to hip-hop artists such as Mos Def or the Roots for hours at a time. Other influ­ To try and translate Del ences include The Beatles, Cat Mar's music, one first needs to Stevens, Rolling Stones, East understand the element that Mais, Don Hathaway and Stevie gives us all life, water. The Wonder. And while James Taylor band, whose name means "of had problems with the needle, the sea", symbolizes the diver­ Ben seems to enjoy taking time sity of aquatic life. As the to trip with his good friend the make-up of the sea is far from mushroom. 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TEN CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS PAGE THIEF CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS PAGE The prostitute, however, has as Kiarostami has been a pinna­ A drunk driver ruined something must only aid the actor in his strong of a voice as the driver. cle figure in Iranian filmmaking sexiest neo-noirs since precious. Amber Apodaca. Soderbergh's "Out of Sight." ability to deliver one of his best The driver drops the prosti­ for decades. Born in Tehran, The neon lit nightclubs and the performances. tute off, and for a tiny moment Iran, Kiarostami found an inter­ street scenes of the opening The real subject of Jordan's Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk. the camera allows the audience est in the arts at a very early age. credit sequence, thanks to the direction is newcomer Nutsa the driver's viewing position as it The Iranian New Wave was born talent of cinematographer Chris Kukhianidze, who provides the faces out of the car at the pros­ in 1969. Subsequently, .Menges, are some of the most film with a subtle and effective titute picking up another cus­ Kiarostami helped set up a film­ beautiful scenes ever committed variation on the stereotypical tomer. making department at the to celluloid. femme fatale. With her sister and the other Institute for Intellectual Development of Children and In terms of Jordan's direction, Jordan's film seems to be one two women, who are visually it becomes hard to judge of the hidden treats of the year; very hard to distinguish from Young Adults. The Institute's debut production was also because of Nolte who, as afore­ a noir film that may be present­ one another, the driver tries to mentioned, seems to be basical­ ed as a fake but is so real that convince them that as women Kiarostami's first film, "Bread and Alley." ly playing himself. Nolte even you can not help but want to they must love themselves take it with you when you leave Kiarostami's style has been claimed to have done small instead of devoting their entire the theater. called effortlessly simple and yet doses of heroin during the lives to their men. It seems, how­ Drew Morton conceptually complex. The film course of shooting in order to © ever, that she does this to prepare for the role. But this U.1 Dt*a*M«M tt V MMpOTMfcQ cathartically expel her own guilt offers improvisational scenes for failing at her first marriage. performed by the actors loosely guided by a script, not docu­ The pacing of "Ten" is mentation. Kiarostami has strange. The different sections explained this method by say­ of the film are various lengths, ing, "We can never get close to which doesn't seem to have any the truth except through lying." significance. Also, the order in which the different passengers On the creation of "Ten" are presented seems random. Kiarostami has stated "If anyone The film is opened and closed were to ask me what I did as a with Amin getting into the car director on this film, I'd say, as if to suggest that he symbol­ 'Nothing and yet if I didn't exist, izes the new generation of dom­ this film wouldn't have exist­ inating males in Iran. ed.'" Valerie Vidal 14 May 7, 2003 The UWM Post Sports

BASEBALL Baseball in snort Panthers split with Titans UWM sweeps Vikings By Nick Bragg Panthers put runners at first and UWM scored twice in the first Aaron Bushong was able to put his recent struggles behind him, Staff Writer second with one out in the sev­ on a RBI fielders' choice by Dave and help lead the UWM Panthers to a 4-1 victory over the Cleveland enth, but Detroit starter Keith Pudlosky and a two-out run-scor­ State Vikings on April 27. Ben Stanczyk and Charlie Astrauckas struck out Stanczyk ing single by Reschke. After the Bushong, who had lost his three previous decisions, carried a Reschke had run-scoring singles and David Michna to end the Titans bounced back scoring no-hitter into the seventh inning, and eventually gave up three breaking open a five all tie in the game. three off of Schaefer in the first hits and one run in eight innings work. seventh inning to lead the Geoff Lefeber (4-4) allowed inning, Steve Sanfilippo notched UWM was able to get on the board early, taking advantage of University of Wisconsin- three runs and five hits to take the game at three with a single two Viking errors. Troy Doering started the inning with a double Milwaukee to an 11-5 game two the loss, while Astrauckas allowed in the second. and later scored when Dave Pudlosky reached on a one-out error. win over Detroit and a split of just two runs and five hits to get UWM took the lead in the Pudlosky then scored on Sam Jansen's fielder's choice. its doubleheader on Saturday, the complete game win. fourth on a P.J. Cannon home Ben Stanczyk, and Steve Sanfilippo scored a run in the fourth May 3 at the James K. Campbell In the second game, Reschke run but Detroit tied it again after and fifth respectively to give the Panthers a 4-0 lead. Athletic Complex in Detroit. had four hits and drove in three a two-out error in the bottom half Cleveland State scored their only run in the eighth on a In game one, the Titans runs as the Panthers (21-17, 9-5 of the inning. UWM took the lead groundout by Cory Rojeck. Stanczyk pitched the ninth for his jumped out to a 2-0 lead on a Horizon) scattered 16 hits while once again on a Reschke RBI sin­ fourth save of the season. two-run single by Mike Malley in taking advantage of five Detroit gle in the fifth, but Detroit tied —Jordan Goldstein the third inning. The Panthers ral­ (11-23, 5-8) errors. the game thanks to another error lied in the fourth, tying the game UWM starter Mikel Schaefer in the bottom of the fifth. on a throwing error by Detroit regained his composure after giv­ The Panthers scored two runs Nicholas Wichser of Waukesha and Timothy Bouvine of Superior catcher Dustin Wiley and a RBI ing up three runs in the first in the seventh inning and added have signed National Letters of Intent to play baseball for the single by Sam Jensen. inning, allowing just two four more runs in the ninth to University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, the coaching staff announced unearned runs over the next sev­ claim their eighth win in their last on April 28. After Detroit took the lead in the bottom of the sixth, the en innings to earn the win. nine Horizon League games. Wichser, a 6-foot-1, 195 pound infielder, was the Classic 8 Conference Player of the Year last summer. He also was named to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel all-area team after hitting .395 in 35 games at Waukesha West High School. He was one of six POINT/COUNTERPOINT players from around the state on the cover of the Wisconsin Baseball Coaches Association yearbook. Bouvine, a 6-foot-2, 185 pound sidearm right-hander, was rat­ What was the most exciting moment in ed this past winter as one of the top unsigned seniors in the Midwest by the Perfect Game Indoor Showcase..He picked UWM UWM sports this past year? over Butler and Purdue. —Nick Dettmann The 2002-03 school year brought a lot of exciting moments for the University of Wisconsin- Milwaukee athletics department. Four teams made it to the NCAA tournament in their respective sport: men's and women's soccer, volleyball and men's basketball. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL In addition, the women's indoor track & field team brought home yet another conference championship. Most recently, UWM played in its first football game in more than 20 years. in short A lot has happened in sports this year here at UWM. What was the most exciting moment this past year? Head Coach Sandy Botham again used her close regional ties to lock-up two more players to bring her Fall 2003 incoming recruit total to six players. UWM plays a Dana Schultz from Wausau, Wis., and Kiley Johnson from football game Prophetstown, 111., signed National Letters of Intent to play for the Panthers starting next season. This year in sports here at UWM was A three-time First-Team All-Marawood Conference performer, amazing. As a diehard basketball fan on _^j..», i nin--T Schultz was named the 2002 Player of the Year as well as gar­ any and all levels, seeing us reach the nering Associated Press Fourth-Team All-State honors. Schultz is NCAA tournament for the first time ever slated to play in the Wisconsin Basketball Coaches Association is something I'll remember forever. Our Division III All-Star game this summer. soccer teams again had outstanding sea­ Johnson ended her four-year career at Prophetstown High sons as the guys were ranked in the top School as the career leader in points and steals, while ranking 10 in the country. Meanwhile records are fourth on the school's rebounding chart. being devoured by our track teams. Schultz and Johnson will join fall recruits Nicole Amberg But college and football mesh. They are (Oshkosh, Wis.), Beth Reckelberg (LuxembUrg-Casco, Wis.), one—a part of each other and a student's Aubrey Hampton (Oak Park, 111.) and Jessica Altieri (Lincolnshire, college experience. Seeing a UWM foot­ 111.). ball game brought life and spirit to this —Nick Dettmann school. The potential atmosphere and "buzz" football could bring to this school is unparalleled for me. WOMEN'S & DIVING Attending Valley Field and watching my first UWM football game was the best sports moment this year, as a college stu­ art dent, sports writer, football fan and for­ Head Coach Dave Clark announced the signing of four more mer athlete. recruits to compete next season for the Panthers, bringing his Bobby Wiltgen total recruits up to eight. Swimmers Lindsay Caldwell (West Bend, Wis.) and Bridget Fargen (Madison, Wis.) and divers Jackie Schani (Pleasant Prairie, Wis.) UWM basketball reaches and Crystal Szymanski (Hales Corners, Wis.) will all join UWM in the fall of 2003. NCAA tourney Caldwell, Fargen, Schani and Szymanski join fall signees Emily Throughout this entire school year, I Duesler, Kathryn Green, Susan Harmsen and Heather Sawatzki as had the privilege of seeing a lot of great the incoming class of 2003 for the Panthers. moments for UWM athletics. But nothing —Nick Dettmann compared to seeing 10,000-plus fans jammed into the US Cellular Arena, cheer­ ing the men's basketball team onto a MEN'S SWIMMING & DIVING defeat of the hated Butler Bulldogs and their first NCAA tournament appearance. in short Of all the NCAA tournament games I Post photo by John J. Ward The 2003-04 season will be loaded with young talent for head attended this year, the men's basketball coach Dave Clark as he announced the signing of four new recruits, first-round game at the RCA Dome against giving him six total on the men's side. Notre Dame was the one that hit me the Combined with the eight for the women, Clark will be bring­ most. Just being there, knowing I was ing in 14 new freshmen for next season. witnessing history, was just simply spine- On April 29, high school teammates Dana Elzea and Matt tingling. It was the most exciting experi­ Howard signed National Letters of Intent to continue with their ence of my young journalism life. swimming careers. Elzea and Howard are both from Savage, I congratulate all the teams this sea­ Minn. Burnsville High School. Burnsville High School produced the son for a fantastic school year and wish likes of UWM volleyball stand-out Tari Boutin. them the best of luck during the 2003-04 On May 1, Corey Kupfer (Grafton, Wis.) and Joel Mauer (Glendale, season. Wis.) rounded up Clark's recruiting class when they signed their Nick Dettmann National Letters of Intent. The independent Kupfer, Mauer, Elzea and Howard will team up with fall signees Lance Scadden (Sun Prairie, Wis.) and Karl Winded campus weekly (Hartford, Wis.) in the fall of 2003. newspaper of UWM —Nick Dettmann The UWM Post Sports www.uwmpost.com May 7, 2003 15

Gymnastics tickets on sale May 10 College basketball faces Individual tickets for the tion of the year. ships kick off June 19, you'll 2003 U.S. Cham­ Up for grabs are berths onto see the same athletes who will possible rule changes pionships, featuring University the U.S. National Team headed represent the United States in of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's own to the Pan American Games, the 2003 World Championships By Nick Dettmann trapezoid pattern that is seen in Paul and Morgan Hamm and Aug. 1-17 in Santo Domingo, next August in Anaheim and West Allis' Chellsie Memmel, will Sports Editor international competition. and the 2003 World Champion­ the 2004 Olympic Games in The committee is also debat­ go on sale to the public at 10 ships, Aug. 16-24 in Anaheim, Athens, Greece." ing extending the three-point line a.m. on Saturday, May 10. Calif. Starting as early as next sea­ Individual tickets are $10- son, wider lanes, longer three- from the current 19 feet nine The 2003 U.S. Gymnastics "The 2003 season is a very 35, depending on the session. point attempts and more replays inches to the international length Championships will be held at important year in USA Gymnas­ Tickets will be available at the may be seen as the NCAA men's of 20 feet six inches. the US Cellular Arena and the tics history, and it all starts in US Cellular Arena box office, tick- basketball rules committee is It is expected that the com­ Midwest Express Center June Milwaukee," Bob Colarossi, etmaster.com, or by calling meeting on possible rule mittee will vote on the new pro­ 19-22. It is the most prestigious President of USA Gymnastics, Ticketmaster at 414-276-4545. changes. posal sometime next week at the national gymnastics competi- said. "When the U.S. Champion­ The most significant propos­ latest. If approved, the changes al would be to change the lines could take effect as early as next COLUMN on the court. season. The changes, however, The committee is considering may be delayed. It will depend widening the lane from the cur­ on the costs or if schools are Warren Sapp tying up blockers rent 12 feet to either the NBA unable to reconfigure their floors in front of him. Brian Urlacher distance of 16 feet, or using a in time for next season. does not have to worry about shedding linemen and fullbacks (\ when he has a wall of human (, THE flesh in the form of Keith Traylor and Ted Washington in front of him. He can use his speed to just flow to the ball. Keep recycling working. flip side ** i JL by NICKGEIGER The Pack lacks these types of players. Gilbert Brown occa­ sionally occupies more than When it came time for the these would be excellent dimen­ one man, but his future with Buy recycled. to make their sions for a strong safety, they the team remains up in the air, selection in the National Football would seem out of place for a and he will never be healthy for League draft, way down the list player Green Bay plans on 16 games again. Cletidus Hunt at number 29, it appeared to inserting directly into the mid­ is a penetrator, not a space- For a free brochure, the keen observer that their dle of their horrid run defense. eater, and an inconsistent one choice had come to either a Barnett actually was a safety at that. Barnett will most like­ please call 1-800-2-R1CYCL! Bulldog or a Terrapin. Few peo­ until 2000, and, on the plus ly have to keep blockers off of ple even realized that a Beaver side of things, he can run quite himself, and at 235, that may could have wormed his way into fast and is comfortable cover­ prove difficult. Bailey and or visit contention. ing backs, tight ends, and even Henderson were both deemed And yet so it was that line­ slot receivers. medical risks, but Nick Barnett www.environmentaldefense.org backer Nick Barnett of Oregon The value of a three-down does not come without risks of State beat out fellow 'backers linebacker can not be overstat­ his own. Boss Bailey of Georgia and E.J. ed, and neither can an infusion As this is my final column, Henderson of Maryland. He of speed on what was a plodding I would like to thank my editor e clearly trails the other two in defense last year. But under­ Nick, and everyone else at the publicity and size, measuring sized, speedy middle lineback­ Post for giving me this oppor­ Pl^Jfl eNVIRONMeNTAL oeFeNse 6'1" and "tipping" the scales at ers work on teams like Tampa tunity. It was a blast. Thank GCMJfKH finding the ways that work a bulked up weight of 235..While Bay because .the Buc's have you. »S1 !@J! l«t@JiM

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PHOTO EDITORIAL COLUMN Considering the state isn't., Summer of Love It's that wonderful time of the sweaters and that immense win­ semester. The end is in sight, but ter jacket. In summer it is obvi­ it is overshadowed by presenta­ ous that we are sexual beings, tions, papers, finals and other and "eye candy" is one of the wonderful things that are greatest perks of the summer. crammed into the last weeks. We also have this great sense Many of us will venture back of life in the summer. Because into our own worlds for the next it is such a short period of time three months and live as if this perhaps we think of it as an place didn't exist. extended Spring Break. Suddenly I can already feel the outdoor we realize that we live in the bar patios and the exhilaration north, and people do actually of being one of the drunks at inhabit this part of the country. Summerfest. I can see the A trip through anywhere in this skimpy outfits on the girls and state and city during December or January will only reveal des­ olate streets filled with mis- Carnal Knowledge fortunate, lone­ by Dan Biaizik ly soles sprint­ ing from place to place to ignore that -20 the half naked boys running degree weather. Take that same around. We are at a point in our trip in July and there will be a life when we are realizing that strange sight; people happy to be there are not many of these times outside. left. Our summers will not be Happy, hot, half-naked peo­ vacation time forever, so we ple acting like they are partak­ might as well enjoy ourselves ing in Spring Break can lead to a Post photo by Damian Roth now. lot of interesting situations. With all the half-naked people I'm single, slutty and am and comments about enjoyment, ready to let loose," said Sandy, a obviously sex comes to mind. We 22 year-old University of can now come out of hiberna­ Wisconsin-Milwaukee student The Eighth Note strikes back tion and drown ourselves in our who is exited about the^ummer. carnal desires. But, what really "I've been cooped up for the past By Damian Roth mails expressed concerned for The volunteers and regulars is so much different in summer eight months, now it's time to get Editorial Editor their own academic standing in that make The Eight Note pos­ than in winter? hardcore." lieu of not having paid a cable sible acted in an absolutely self­ The first and most important Summer is close, and there are This past week saw the com­ bill last month. less manner, which we could all is heat. We now have many more those of us that will really let mencement of The Eighth Note's Through making light of the learn from. They didn't care if options open to us, including sex­ loose. It is an interesting three "Shock and Awe" e-mail cam­ situation, the crew got to the you liked fluorescent lights, did­ ually. Outdoor sex was some­ months that will not be around paign. It was in response to an heart of the issue: We as stu­ n't like their coffee, couldn't thing that seemed like a distant for much longer. Live it up, be e-mail appearing to have come dents have the same rights as stand smoke or even knew how fantasy in February, but now can adventurous, be spontaneous, be from Chancellor Zimpher's UWM any other citizen. Namely, we to find their place. They only be ^completely realized if we so crazy,*but 4on't be stupid. Do account, to our very own as Americans have the right, and cared"that you are~S§"much of a please. Thanks to the heat we this and I'm sure I'll have plenty princess of parking tickets (you sometimes the duty, to build student as they are, and we're also have a chance to see just of material for next semester's know her name). up as much financial debt as all in this together. what people look like. In winter Carnal Knowledge. The e-mail threatened "aca­ we please, and it's nobody's busi­ Perhaps, that's what they we can hide behind our layers of demic action" if our princess did ness but our own. mean when they say "We're not not pay up on her 101 out­ Given the remote possibility that kind of coffee house." standing tickets. A political mis­ that the e-mail did come from step of this size could spell pub­ Zimpher, these people were put­ lic crucifixion for Zimpher and ting their academic lives and her Milwaukee Idea, were it legit­ futures on the line to champion The UWM Post invites readers to submit Letters to the Editor, as well as per­ imately sent from her account. our inalienable, capitalistic free­ spective pieces, counter-points to previously published pieces, opinions, rants and It has been said that all great doms. tauntings. To be eligible for publication, letters and opinion pieces must include the revolutions began in a coffee It was indebting to watch author's name and contact information. Anonymous submissions will be allowed if a house—at least those that did­ such a brazen display of concern compelling reason is given. n't involve soccer. In all great for all of us. They are truly campaigns, mobilization is usu­ more to us than the already We reserve the right to reject submissions that are offensive in any way. That ally the key factor. The quicker incalculable worth of caffeine, includes, but is not limited to, boring, impertinent, chatterish or otherwise socially- you can ready the troops, the nicotine, humor and comfort stunted forms of expression directed at or to any individual, group or culture. larger the impact period. The that they provide seemingly Submissions must be submitted on disk to The UWM Post office, or via email at Eight Note crew was apparently without effort. [email protected]. The preferred length for letters is 350 words or less. Opinions and well versed in that strategy. Such watchdogging of the perspective pieces should be no longer than 750 words. 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WILHITE CONTINUED FROM PAGE 11 right from the start, and that ating occasions and reasons for or not. They often times refer to admiration has grown only sec­ my family to get together. You you, Basketball, as a microcosm ond to our friendship these past have had a special way of show­ of life because of the valuable les­ WANTED! three years. ing me how much support not sons I have learned through you. ENERGETIC, FUN, FLEXIBLE PEOPLE Thank you, Basketball, for only my immediate family but Thank you, Basketball, for my To fill the following positions adding Kimberly, Jennie, and Teri my extended family will give education and experience for in my junior year ... Thank you me, no matter the situation. My the past 19 years of our friend­ for Kimber's and Jennie's ability brothers and sister have made ship. Thank you for the joy that Cocktail Servers to understand the concept of significant efforts to come watch you have given me and my fam­ Servers Bussers "team" and for their ability to you and I play these past four ily, the people I have met, the Culinary Prep and Line Cooks see it before their time. Thank years. My last two years of high friends that I have made. Thank you for allowing Teri to open up school, one of my brothers even you for the high moments as well Guest Service Agents to us as a team more and more prided himself on the fact that he as the low points, the thrills as Bell/Door Staff Banquet Staff each day and feel more comfort­ never missed an interaction well as the frustrations, the suc­ able around us as friends. I also between you and I. My sister cesses as well as the failures. Lifeguards (certification required) thank you for the memory earli­ never had the same feelings Thank you, Basketball, for teach­ at the following locations: er this season of Teri bringing a about you that I, or even my ing me more than just the game lolly-pop to Coach Botham's brothers, have had, but she of basketball, but what I must house as an object to describe would still make those long trips expect as I continue on to the herself. up here for a game, and it was next step of life. Thank you, Basketball, for nice because I knew she was there I love you, Basketball. I love bringing Molly, Nicole, Julayne, more to see me and spend a few everything about you and every­ City tenter Robbi, Anne, and SA in my sen­ minutes with me after a game thing you have given me. My ior year to make up the most » I I * » B I £ f than she was there to see you. playing days at UWM are over, but • aT"HaW»WTaa' wonderful team I have ever been My parents have always been they will never be forgotten, ^TlMF.fcy. -.PUB associated with. In a year that fond of you, Basketball, as well thanks to you. Our relationship, Nette, Maria, and I were faced as your other brothers and sis­ Basketball, must change as all with a team to lead for the first ters, but never did they pressure relationships do. But one thing time, leading this group of new­ our relationship. They have nev­ is sure ... we are not finished. Call our toll free recruiting line today! comers was made easy because er interfered and have always let of the wonderful hearts each of me make my own decisions about Much Love and Respect 1-888-7MARGUS them posses. you whether they agreed with it Jessica Wilhite EOE Thank you for giving me a best friend, roommate, teammate, and sister all rolled into one in Nette that I know I will have for life. Thank you, Basketball, for this entire season and what my team­ mates and I have all shared together. Even though we are all disappointed in not achieving our POSITIONS AVAILABLE expectations from the beginning of the year, I have no doubt our United Council of UW Students has the following positions available success from this season will be (positions may be for one or two years and are indicated as such): seen in the future of my team­ mates that are left. 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