*1932* The Stadeats'Voiee lor Over SO Yean *1987*

Vol. 54 No. 12 Baruch College, CUNY March 31, 1987

TICKER PETITION GETS CIRCULATED c< AGAINST, Z ·STIPENDS

By MICHAEL LASHINSKY and NEERAJ VOHRA By CAITLIN MOLLISON One hundred and thirty-eight The Board of Directors of The students signed a petition drawn up '011. RIdtanIs, preside.. fII die Forelp Bernard M. Baruch College by Eu Choon Leng, a graduate stu­ Trade Society. Association, Inc. approved stipends dent, and former chairperson of for The Ticker's editorial board for the Communications Board, pro­ A ".lIe••••lIelKOhll .1Ie .....~_1ioIIWore ...... Mood .t t~ Sllrlill the current academic year at its testing the payment of stipends to Richards '17 Blood DrIve. See Story Pa~ 8. March 19 meeting. student government and media members. Leng said, "Everyone Running The editor-in-chief will receive I've spoken to in this building (the S1200 while the news editor Student Center), has signed it." For DSSG Concerned Students features editor, arts editor, adver~ Leng also served as editor-in-chief tising manager and business of The Ticker for three issues Presidency manager will receive SIlOO. The Voice Complaints in spring 1985. figures are for a full academic year By KEN BROWN About Registration and will be raid fortnightly after The petition was circulated by John Richards, president of the each rub1ication,·aee:ording -ro Leng dming club 'hours on March Foreign Trade ·Society, is the Pamela Mitchell, director of the 19. 1987, and the cover sheet reads Day ~ion Student Government And Curricular Guidance Student Services Accounting Unit. in ~ "I fed that stipeDds should presidential candidate on the United Students for Action Party By UNDA ZUECH The Ticker presenteQ its budget tiCket in this spring's upcoming elections. Jbe l!r~(Ot1:'bi-~Pi.-~·I"eta·--1Oft~·bf ~of ·probletr.s . ~tD the ~~~~ .~BI:c;l ~. aiKfi-groupoirepresenfaiives·fron,-- .~ and ma,6e.:S()~~~:::.. :.:~.·Z=·.-·for~.. ~ the Day SessiOn Student Govern- tl¥e recommendatlons·too. reQuest for~: ~tor.:m- ..

.. ~ - . ~ ... .,. Stadents, '»r:-Itober T.·-Georgi~ want"to-, this decision to-thCBoard:r Direc- .....·-or-·~ .....,. . the Associate Dean of Students, Dr. for it, because what COlJ1eS - up in "'We(tbe USA· party) plan to Ronald M. Aaron and Dr. Cad this discussion may be something tors. At that time the Board set upa Stipend Committee to examine the have a meetina witIIin JO clays to Kirschner, assistant to the dean of that we, the dean of students' of- draw up a flnal slate of candidates" students on Monday, March 23 to fice, can forward to the appropriate issue of paying stipends to student leaders. Members of this committee induding those for the UpPer aDd discuss the problems with regis - people or discuss with the ap- were Acting Dean of Students Lower councils and the Board of t ration and curric u I a r guic - propriate people, depending on Robert Georgia, Associate Dean of Directors," said Richards last ance at Baruch. what the issues are." Students Ronald Aaron, Professor week.. "We'll have the signatures required before or by the deadline, Mezias said that one of the major Harrison Tucker, Sharon Deheney March 30th." The students present were problems that many students have a graduate student, Charles Foster The entire Upper Council will be Lawrence Mezias, president of . is in dealing with the Office of Cur- an evening student, and day Phi Kappa Theta, Danville Walker, either graduating or moving on to ricular Guidance. Georgia then ex- students Ellsworth John, John other positions at the end.of the president of the DSSG, Ivonne plained his understanding that for Richards and Danville Walker. not be paid for work that is com­ Rudorfer, executive secretary of the semester. "Many Lower Council the school of business there are two pletely voluntary. However, if members plan to run for the Upper DSSG and Pauline Jennette, The Committee met three times senior counselors and four inforrna­ stipends has' to be paid, then all Council," said Richards."A list for chairperson of the Student Council. and prepared a report which was tion specialists who make appoint­ student leaders who in their own these USA candidates and those for They brought their problems and presented to the Board of Directors ments to see students. He went on way had expended a lot of time the Board of Directors is not yet suggestions to the deans' office in on December II. to say that these appointments are and effort should be available. " hopes of making it easier for .difficult to get at "crunch" times compensated.,. Among the Stipends Committee's Richards said he had been think­ Baruch students to get through like just before registration, but concerns were the points that "the ing about running for about a year. coIle&e. during the year anyone should be According to Leng, "Every stu­ introduction of monetary compen­ "I first approached John able to see a counselor within a dent leader is working for the sation into what formerly had been last February about considering a reasonable, short period of time. benefit of the school or the student voluntary activities had a tendency run," said President Danville body. If they don't have the time or Walker of the OSSG. Walker is also Mezias said, (" "We're curious to diminish intrinsic motivation and effort they shouldn't do it. I think about what you (the admim..a- enjoyment in the 'performance of a member of the USA party. "I saw "\' r », they should get their priorities tion) define as a reasonable, short these activities." Other concerns that·_he..bad clear ideas about· what straight. The :1rs! one should be the students should get and was period of time. I kMW"tbat I went were that umonetary compensa­ studying, the .- econd one should be there (curricular guidance) once tions have no place in student ac­ sharp on his feet. Most il1'portantJy, work and the third one should be he was involved," said Walker. when I was a sophomore and was tivities, that the opportunities for student organizations." told I didn't have enough credits to growth and development resulting Presentty, Richards is president get an appointment." He added, from participation are sufficient Joseph A. Tirado, president of of the Foreign Trade Society, a post "Our basic point is that it seems and appropriate awards," and that the Latin Band Club, said he signed he has held since last June. He has there is an almost 2,500 student to "the issue of stipends is known to the petition because, "when a per­ been a member of the club since 1984. one counselor ratio." have become a point of contention son joins a student club, organiza- and political conflict on a number Gennis, the vice-presidential can­ Georgia said, "You're absolutely (Continued on Page 7, Col. 1) of campuses." (Continued on Page 7. Col.. 5) ...... T. Geor&Ia, adIaI dea of right and no one would agree with stude.ts. you more than the dean and the associate dean of the school of The Board also came un with ra­ business. They would dearly love to tionales that would support the is­ suance of. stipends. Among these They also outlined, their plan to be allowed to hire additional were the points that "Article XVI form a committee of students and counselors. But, again, this is something that is out of their con­ of the CUNY Board of Trustees council members to research the Bylaws permits the payment of problems and find solutions. At the trol. They make a request to CUNY who then makes a request to stipends to student leaders.... that beginning of the meeting Georgia more than half of the CUNY CaJIl­ told them, "What you are doing Albany for these counseling posi­ tions. At the budget hearings these puses have stipend programs for now is very good. You have student government leaders," and cumularively 13 or 14 years of ex­ requests are considered. Albany perience at Baruch College; time for (Continued on Page 8. Col. J) (Continued on Page 9. Coi.e) Page 2 TbeTicker March 31, 1987 MaRh 31, 1987· TbeTicker . Paae 3 EDI'TORIAL LETTERS OP-ED Day Student Gov't ·Tbe Lasher Michael Lashinsky IT'S ABOUT TIME! Supports Georgia... HISPANIC HARMONY

To The Editor: leadership conference and other BATTING PRACTICE By YVETTE SANTANA For the first time, undergraduates have made a concerted effort to alleviate As a student in the Baruch com­ club events, our dean of students is some of the existing problems at Baruch. A group of student leaders recently munity I wholeheartedly agree with actually known and well liked by These are some of the numerous The Ticker's stand on retaining our As I read the article, "Bilingualism many Baruch students. including Hispanics who do "fit the mold." brought some of their concerns to the attention of the Dean of Students' Office, present acting dean of students, All one has to do to be shocked and about the executive officers getting Doesn't Work," I wondered how someone myself. A caring, sensitive dean in Hispanics, in learning the American specifically the ineptitude of the office of curricular guidance and the prehistoric scared at Baruch is talk and listen to various stipends. DSSG President Tony Walker is who didn't understand "the strange Robert Georgia, in a permanent Dean Georgia is an asset that culture, have been enriched by the mixture administrators, faculty members and out there fighting for Baruch students and he language" Hispanics speak could casually registration process. position. My interaction with OUf Baruch students refuse to give up. of two environments. Our society is a students and read The Ticker. Some of the deserves the stipend. The message is sim­ make so many insulting assumptions about dean during the process of applying We would hate to see him replaced; melting pot where all should shareand learn These problems are nothing new; The Ticker has been reporting on these points that would be revealed by doing this ple. If something is bothering you, do them. for the Assembly Intern Program so, when the final choice for the job together even if children who speak Spanish issues for years. The administration claims to be doing the best it can with the are amazing. something about it. For instance, voting for and graduate schools has been is made, Our vote is for Georgia. as their first language have to attend bil­ resour~es Point 1: Baruch's tenure policy favors the $13.65 increase in the day session student limited available, but it is time for the comparison of college standards, nothing but pleasant. How many Hispanics came to America just as many ingual classes to start them off in their publishing almost exclusively as the sole activity fee will pump some needed to those regulations in the past, to end. Baruch is an institution increasing in both administrators at Baruch take an other immigrants. and I don't feel it right education. -Hispanics don't see themselves earnest interest in student affairs criteria in awarding tenure. Ifyou're a great lifeblood into vital Baruch services and ac- for anyone to criticize a people without Day Session Student as "segregated from the rest of the school" scope and magnitude, such that the old rules do not apply anymore. and their activities? Through atten­ teacher it doesn't matter a damn. You'll be knowing about them or about their toils Government Council out the door when you come up for tenure. because their are only human and they One of the major problems at hand is the lack of funds which in turn does not dance at events such as the annual and tribulations. Yes, many did come to don't lose their anxiety to learn the English It is true that publishing is vital, especially provide enough staff mernbers required to run the programs efficiently. However, seek the "American Dream" which is not language by being with other Hispanic in terms of getting money from the state Baruch will never always so easily reached. It's not easy for this does not justify treating students as if they were cattle. Students should be legislature, but teaching and community children and teachers. Once Hispanics learn someone to go out and first learn English the English language they go on to other ...As Does The service should also rank high in importance. again have a mul­ able to take advantage of the Curricular Guidance program regardless of their once they reach the United States. for many levels of education where they are then President Joel Segall believes in publica­ status. Additionally, some dramatic changes must be made in the registration pro­ tiple party election. have to first think of survival. Many have capable of competing with those who tions as the overwhelming criteria and that families to support so they go out and get master the English language. cess. Foreign Trade Society is the Jaw of the land at Baruch. jobs to be able to furnish a better life for Hispanics form a large portion of The Coalition to Improve Student Services can be the answer, provided that To The Editor. their families. After hard work is put in, monition is well placed and to it I'd N.Y.Co's population and they are the major We in the Foreign Trade Society tivities. there is not much time to go out and learn a there is enough student support. In the past, students have only voiced their COIJl­ like to add one of our own consumers of many products. This is why wholeheatedly support your en­ Point 5: We don't need any more trees totally different language. This doesn't plaints amongst themselves rather than to the administration. The Ticker is Jamaican aphorisms: "Better the the ingenious advertisers have started to dorsement of Dr. Robert Georgia around the 22nd and 23rd street buildings. mean that they don't want to, but that life devil you know than the devil you If you're a great reach out to the Hispanic market. They've hopeful that this marks the decline of student apathy. for dean of students. We have had don't." This is New York City, not Yellowstone the opportunity to work with Dr. teacher it doesn't National Park. Dr. Georgia has a proven track Georgia on a number of occasions record that is far from devilish. matter a damn­ Once Hispanics learn English they go on throughout the academic year and Point 6: Baruch will never again have a Why change him now? have found him to be both sensitive you'll be out the multiple party election in the day session to other levels of education where they compete and responsive to the needs and in­ student elections. Respectfully, door... with those who've mastered English. terests of students. Point 7: The process of searching for the AMUSEMENT PERMITTED I have had the privilege of serving John Richards, president The Foreign Trade Society new dean of students has been highly with Dr. Georgia on the BMBCA Point 2: Joe Sellman will never leave tainted. Two members of the ten -member always brings complications which put bar- found that advertising in Spanish has Board of Directors as well as on the Baruch. committee, Dr. Janice Ruffin and Dr. riers in their path to move up. helped them profit in their line of business. PROVIDED YOU'RE SERIOUS Affixed hereto, board's sub-committee on stipends Point 3: Too many faculty and ad­ Elaine Soto (both from Counseling and Many Hispanics have made significant I advise those who feel uncomfortable with and can, in all fairness, state that ministrators are either too ignorant or de­ Psychological Services), are un tenured . contributions in areas such as: ads written in Spanish to go and live in a Ana Baide, vice president Dr. Georgia has been consistent in fiant towards the basic principles of jour­ This could raise questions of how much SPORTS: It would have been interesting country where many Hispanics aren't Stephen Lim, treasurer to see the outcome of the New York Mets, found! After a one year hiatus The Tickler makes its return to the hallowed halls of his respect for, and sensitivity nalism. Case in point, Assistant Professor pressure is being placed on them to vote the Aliza Haklay, public relations towards students' positions. director of of Speech Beth Morris and Speech Com­ administration way. Another member. of the 1986 World Champions, without the As Treasurer of the Spanish Club, one of Baruch. We hope that it makes the Baruch community laugh but we also hope it Sandra Tovar. executive secretary Your reference to Mom's ad- munication Lab Technician Sharon Bell. In the committee, Dr. Roy Senour (also from contributions of Hispanic players like the four HispaniC cJnbsof. B:anK:b•.l.mvite makes you think. a letter in the March 17 issue of The Ticker, Counseling and Psychological Services) is Rafael Santana, Jessie Orozco, Keith Her- those "who wonder why such people came (Letters Continued on Page 4) on sabbatical this year and was called in to nandez, Rick Aguilera, and Sid Fernandez. to this country at all." to attend one of our The Ticker strives to present the Baruch community with important news and they complained about being misquoted in oommliiee~Why story'thafappeared"lli siian-me was tllls crone" 'lHE-AItTS: .-- Placido, DmniftBt' is -a-._-- events so that you em see ear anity _dow ----.--.-- a the March- 3 Tlclcer. famous opera star wbo has-nrade-··stunning . concern .and emp1lasis ·otr-cuttw-e---anct-· information'as well as act as an advocate for students. The Tickler attempts to do t the same thing by using humor. contributions to the theatre and arts. heritage. Maybe in this way it will be seen .----"" r-- Anthony Quinn is a prestigious actor that Hispanics can reach college leveJ and CORRECTIONS, I Thus when you are reading The Tickler go ahead and laugh, chuckle and guf­ ~.~ who has even reached the lights of Broad- continue to grow and not just "get by." 1f way. faw. Have some fun, but remember that we are satirizing some important issues. II :1 r Julio Iglesias is an internationally known I /f Laughter and thought go together, and so do The Tickler and Baruch. The Ticker Take entitled "DSSG Election Information" in the March / / singer who displays his talents in many 17 issue misstated the election dates for the evening and graduate stu­ \ languages. dent assemblies. The ESSA and GSA elections will be held May 4 - 7. DESIGN AND FASHION: Oscar de la Renta is a successful and creative designer Also, the deadline for submitting referenda to the Student Elections who has made his own line of perfume. and Governance Review Committee is March 30, and the deadline for submitting referenda proposals and candidacy forms is April 9th. GOVERNMENT:' The signature' of Catherine Davalos Ortega appears on many American bills under the title of "United Due to an oversight last issue's centerfold omitted the photo credits. All the photos were taken by D. Potter. States Treasurer." . '- by B~athed \. • ---.1~ BLOOM COUNT)' Berke ... . -, J. . ------, ·PK S(JD..l~ fPX·£R7E:K$, ~ Editor-in-Chief. NEERAJ VOHRA '~~;';'~<' ~ews . Editor CAITLIN MOLLISON __. "r £;:'. 1.: '.. .': .=:' :.:: :. Features Editor JOHN GRECO . -. ..: ...... , .". . Arts Editor.... . STEVEN BAUM ... • '..... t . •• ; ...... Ad~ertising .... .- .. . Manager SHANNON BREWTON ... ,...... Business Mana~er MARIOS HADJITOFIS . .. Office Mana~er LISA HUTf .. Production Associate ERIC KUN Assistant News Editor LINDA ZUECH ... Assistant Business Mana2er KENNETH BROWN

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••••ll'\tS IS Norn,N6". J: HEA-R 1'HE'f WANT ~o~.~;~~-~.~F Staff: ~~ ~ PlAN~~UM! Chetna Balchandani Nannette Gordon John Ricard ,0 Namt INro A indiviilutil wrlienlllUido "Ot~y ''''-.'';:''. Be~erly Bernard Judy Han-ey Tina Rohrli~k Michael Biggel:. John C. HauKh Deborah L. Roldan In the letter they state, "These errors arose when there'are capable people who are th. vtews ··0/··· .. ·11te···,-'FiCleer ..,·~torlll1- .. ·bO(ll.fii.M.«:.,,_... Lucille Bonaventure Michael Lashinsky Teddi Scrofani primarily because the usual courtesy ex­ working this year? In addition. if you are Delores Cepeda Mark Levine Lester Seidman tended to faculty for screening of proposed going to have untenured members on the . Philip J. Darragh Michael LU2&Ssy Aurio Solo texts for The Ticker was ignored." I don't committee, why not draw from Student Ac­ Ashu K. DUll only' William Moran Martin Starkey Quotation of the Fortnig!! know what century they" are living in but it tivities or other offices under the aegis of The Ticker accepts typewritten and sign.· Usha Dyal Jacqueline Mulhern Gloria Tramonte is not proper policy for a journalist to show the dean of students? Hopefully Bob Paul Finnelli Georgia. the acting dean of students, will opinion pieces for publication. John Peeler Sal Treppiedi a story before it is published. Unfortunate­ Pedro Fortunato Stephen X. Popkin ly, I have had this experience with too many get a fair shake in the search process, but Christopher Ward "Leng is soi: of the Martin Luther King of faculty and administrators. from the information 1 have been receiving, Submit articles to: The Ticker is published seven times a semester. All work with the exception of typesetting and printing is by Baruch, our age. " Point 4: Baruch students should stop this isn't happening. CUNY &.: . "dul:.'"' students. ,;,:.: welcome all contributions and criticisms that are typed and signed. We are - Mark Major, vice-president complaining about all of the problems at The Ticker, located !~ ).'" ~~F .".;.1::: ' -: " .. C ;:er. Our mamn~ address is 137 East 22nd Street, New York, N.Y. 10010. Baruch if they aren't willing to get involved Point 8: The four-page April's Fool Tickler is in many ways much closer to truth (212) "~~_"1·~.]tl of the Gay and Lesbian Stu­ themselves. Don't complain about the Room .30IF 0/the Student Center. Printiil~ by Jae ¥j:n ~rfnting Co., Inc•• 4IJ F'est 21~d Street i~ ~ar.hattan. dent Alliance. DSSG getting jackets if you've never put in than fiction. That is my final and most the effort a lot of them do. Don't complain frightening point. March 31, 1987 Page 4 The Ticker March 31, 1987 neTieker PageS LETTERS NEWS

I hope that now Mr. Ward you with roe or my fellow club members, are better informed and realize that feel free to stop by "PRIDE" and Evening Students' / before you can go ahead and make we'll be willing to elaborate further Plus ca change, ./ A Fond accusations about Hispanics you wi!!l yt}ti-.-~Oh. by the way don't should research your material /well worry about us speaking to you in Petition Asks For plus c'est la meme chose and .be prepared to present valid some "strange language," because Farewell factual data-and not just opinions. just like you we also speak English. To The Editor Removal Of Corcoran To The Editor: they entered "steamer" or -If at any time you feel that you Albert Isaac, treasurer want .to discuss this issue further PRIDE "vestibule" classes where they were The halls are quieter and things By CHRISTOPHER A. WARD I'd like to raise some points to totally immersed in English for six are more somber now that Herb A petition, initiated by' Judaea consider regarding the subject of committees. The process is broken months. Teachers were assigned to Schnur, Abe Tawil and Abe Briloff Yard, a junior, and 27 other even­ int~. three elements. The teaching b i lie n g ua lism disc u ssed b Y prevent them from reverting to have retired. ing students against Professor ability, based in part on student Chnstopher Ward in a well written Italian or Yiddish even during play All three men had ready humor' Wayne A. Corcoran, was in­ eval~ations. article in your March 17th issue. The Hypocrisy of Bilingualism The scholarship, periods. At the end of the term• all three were dedicated - each i~ strumental in his removal from the published writings in a widely defin­ The underlying reason for bil­ ready or not, they "graduated" to a his own way - to accounting and management department faculty ed area of publications, and service ingual education is the Aspira deci­ regular class suitable to their age. to teaching. last semester. According to Francis to the college involving professional sion. This judicial action was the To The Editor: migrant. He is usually Oriental or Many were ready but those who J. Connelly, the dean of the School associations. Unless a consistent result of a suit brought by a Hispanic. The game is the same, but Herb - a distinguished professor Mark Spergel, assistaDt director of were not simply dropped out. The of Business and Public Administra­ pattern of incompetence is shown Hispanic organization and was the ground rules are different. Let e~er concerned with the welfare of Evening and Graduate Student Services. New York City economy had lots of I would like to commend tion, "We knew the students had there is no removal. In Professor' designed to enhance the school suc­ us take, for example, the Oriental ~IS students - is a warm human be­ jobs for adolescents and their Christopher Ward for his insightful complaints about the class Corcoran's case I can't say at this cess of children to whom English families needed whatever they could immigrant-be he Vietnamese, mg always with parable near to and realistic article on bilingual (Management 2121) and we knew moment there is -a pattern." Asked was a second language. There is no earn. Philippine, Chinese or Korean-he hand along with counsel and sym­ education. Some may call Mr. about the petition. I view the if similar occurrences during this EVENING agreement on its value. Well done, Conditions are quite different to­ comes to this country looking for a pathy. Ward's opinions biting and bold, students ·as clients and customers semester would reflect a pattern of it should be useful but there is day and certainly no one wants to better life. Sure, things would be but let's face it, they aren't. People Abe Tawil - so crisp in his dic­ and when they come to us with a inco~petence, Connelly replied, "I AFFILIATES reason to doubt if it has lived up to increase the drop out rate but easier if he were taught new things have long felt the same way but tion, so natty in his attire - is ever complaint we are obligated to check certainly know there is an issue its promise. perhaps some modernized and less in his native language. The problem didn't speak out for fear of being alert, keen.on the practical value of into the matter. In this case, Pro­ there, but I will reserve judgment RECEIVE NO What most people do not know is punitive version of the "steamer" is, which language? There are called prejudiced or a radical right­ accounting, and ready to "tell it fessor Corcoran is no longer until after the semester." that this is not the first time the class might produce better results countless dialects in China alone. If winger. like it is." teaching in the management depart­ Approximately 60 percent of RESPONSES public schools have tried to cope we were to institute bilingual educa­ than we appear to be getting from It has been some three to four ment. The petition played a part in with the problems of youngsters tion, we would have to do it so as And Abe Briloff - handicapped students who initially enrolled for By BEVERLY BERNARD the current. score years since the first mass that decision." who know little or no English when not to discriminate against anyone. but showing no disadvantage - has Management 2121 dropped the migrations into this country. Those The petition, dated November they enter school. In the early twen­ We are a country of limited achieved a rekaown and a respect class, while 25 percent of the re­ Memoranda sent to day session who landed on these shores usually 20, 1986 and sent to Connelly tieth century, when hundreds of Sincerely. resources, and bilingual education unequalled by any living accoun­ maindor received grades of A. Said clubs on February 4 asking them to did not speak English, yet they had President Segall and ManageIJlen~ thousands of Jewish and Italian Selma Berrol for everyone is just impossible. tant. He is a philosopher with a vi­ Corcoran, "Of the 40 percent re­ participate in evening session club to cope with the hardships of a new After all, we don't want to Chairman Savas, asked for the maining in the class, there were affiliates received no response, ac­ children poured into the schools• Professor of History sion for the future and a love for his land, new life, plus the anguish of discriminate against anyone by of­ profession. You could always sense removal of Corcoran. It charged eight As, which is roughly one cording to Mark Spergel, assistant learning a foreign language? that fering bilingual education to those that Abe had detected flaws where Corcoran with incompetence in the quarter of the class... director of Evening and Graduate often did not find its origins in who speak one language and not to others had blithely given their irn­ classroom based on the following: Student Services. Spanish Pride Latin. Still, they managed to live those who speak another. This is primatures. And you knew that his lectures which did not follow the Spergel said a subsequent letter and learn. If they didn't manage to just one argument against bilingual outrage was genuine, that the flaws course outline, wasting 15-20 sent February 23 received only five live the American dream, very often education. There are countless were staggering deceptions out of minutes of class time to talk about responses. their offspring were able to grasp personal business as well as con­ .------To The Editor: --. bilingual programs. But this is others" but space permits me to all keeping with the philosophy 0:' Carol Robbins, director of Even­ Only' disputed by several longitudinal this elusive vision. (Just look at Lee write just one. accounting. demn the textbook, belittling ing and Graduate Services, said, "It I Whopper" Sandwich The Op-Ed article entitled "Bil- studies of children in bilingual pro­ lacocca and George Tsai, chairmen The hypocrites and knee-ierks ~tudents who asked questions, giv­ hasn't been the response we were of Chrysler Corp. and Primerica ing projects not pertaining to the , With The Purchase Of 9ge ' ingualism Doesn't Work," written grams. These studeies report across­ . ' should just take one giant step back Yet all three men left Baruch feel- looking for.' But, she said, "It by Christopher A. Ward in the the-board improvement in both respectively.) Their ancestors ~d take a good look at the giant ing diappointed, if not embittered. course. limiting exam time in order really doesn't matter because we're I French Fries I March 17, 1987 issue of The Ticker English language skills and in other couldn't, nay, they wouldn't dare picture that stands before them. It is likely that each felt that to catch his train, not using the ~ going to pursue it anyway." clearly exposed his bias and ig- subjects. want a bilingual education. Their Sincerely yours., decades of love and dedication had book and generally discouraging ~ Day session clubs now null"ber I Please present this coupon before ordering. I norance. It prompted me to believe For those who don't know the new home, after all, was America,. Orest Mandzyi been taken for granted. students to major in management, .-: about 70 while the night -session OD­ I Limit one coupon per customer. Not to be used with I and here the natives spoke English. Judea Yard, who wrote the peti­ ~ that he is living in a vacuum. primary objective of the bilingual P.S. I spoke only Spanish until I i From these men we must learn Iy has approximately eight,' said other couoons or offers. Void where nrohlblted tion, added, UHe thought we were 1 by ra-w.•· - I' In his article he "tried" to point programs is to gradually phase In order not to be discriminated was six and in the first grade. I I that the care and development of ~ Carl Aylman, director of the Office stupid. He was not helping us. We • out that the biling-ual education limited English students into all­ against, they learned the country's learued to speak English through .J our existing -people is of foremost ....-:;it- of Student Activities. .-~;=:c~~~=;nly.at~. e language. . were to underStand wnafheWaS do- -­ - -- -'&It~aslow procesS ~ peoPle'- program in the U.S. was not work- English curriculums white allowing the classes which were given in this ; importance and takes precedence -to ing or forget it. It was really hard ing and that other immigrants who them to compete academically Now, this country is the country's language. : over the recruiting of the involved but it's a good idea and Plymouth Rock of a different iIP- because there was no material to we're not going to let it die even ifit came to America not knowing through native language instruc­ newcomer. f------fall back on. He didn't use the book I Only I English were able to assimilate and tion. If it is any consolation Mr. Wayne Corcoran, professor of I takes a year," said Robbins. Whopper'" Sandwich and when we asked questions, he KCOUtaDcy learn English without the need of Ward, yes there are a few flaws in . It is quiet now. Oh, the halls are Since the poor response, Robbins jumping with the anticipation of belittled us." said, when the night students ex­ I With The Purchase Of I bilingual education. In doing this he the actual implementation of I e Corcoran responded to the peti­ press an interest in a particular made certain statements which were specific programs, but bilingual Speak Spanish spnng break, but the wisdom and Yard was concerned with the I French Fries I tion "not uncommon in regards club, she approaches that club 9g perceived as offensive by many of education has worked when proper- ch.eerfulness of these men is already as 60 percent who dropped the course, to me." He dismisses the charge of directly. This has proved more ef­ I Please present this coupon before ordering. I Baruch's Hispanic students. ly administered. missed. of whom she was one. "As evening To The Editor: tomorrow. America means freedom fective in getting the day session I Limit one coupon per customer. Not to be used with I "They (Europeans & Asians) ex- In response to these hostile incompetence and stated, "Their students we can't keep taking and .great opportunity. Clearly,; Baruch may develop successors idea of competence is any teacher classes over because the advantages clubs invc lved, she said. I other coupons or offers. Void where prohibited by law.• I peered no quarter and got none." developments, Hispanics are reac- I but surely it will not fi nd I would Ii ke to take time out to Amenca means a lot to Hispanics. I who will teach them at a level they are not there compared to the day Spergel is trying another ap­ "The fact remains, what America ting with alarm. Yet, how can they I Th is offer VALID MARCH 31 - APRIL 27 Good only at: e I tell you what I think about Of course, Mr. Ward, you wouldn't replacements. Each man is and was feel comfortable with. These people students. As a night student, when proach to get the day session clubs is today. has been shaped by those not be distressed when bilingual I ~rd Christopher Wards article on bil­ know, you don't speak Spanish or unique. are absolutley insistent I do things you take a professor you want to involved. He is attempting to set up I Whopper Express@40 East Street, N.Y.C. ..I (Europeans and Asians) irn- education, regarded by many as the I ingualism. really understand what we're all , a meeting with the day session clubs migrants." only effective methods of combat- i I hope that they will put the re­ at their level." He added the peti­ struggle and at least try and go It's a wonderful thing to be able about. I tion "does not carry any weight. I through with it. But with Corcoran, and the Evening Session Student .------"I wonder why they (Hispanics) ting the educational under- : cent into the context of their overall to speak more than one language. I hope your wondering is over, know what the students want. They after a while, there's no 'point to it, Assembly, The plan is to discuss come to this country." ~chi:vement of their young people i Baruch history. And I know many I Mr. Ward wrote that he only spoke Mr. Ward. It's a shame you don't want me to go slower, do the and that's why people were drop- how to coordinate the appropria­ .------_._~ After reading this, wouldn't one IS being cut. How can Hispanics not I who would like them to come visit, I and read in English. That statement speak Spanish. Maybe you would remedial work and not do any ping his class like flies." , tion of funds and then to "put out I I be inclined to think that the writer is resent attempts to restrict their par- I to set awhile, and to take an active reveals his stupidity and ignorance. understand us Hispanics better if work, not enrich any books." Debbie Stanbury, who signed the t advertisements about the night ses­ I I leaving himself open to be inter- ticipation in the electoral process by role in directing OUi" course. Whopper" Sandwich Only ! Hispanics who come to this great you did. Corcoran, tenured in the accoun­ petition and also dropped the class,l sion clubs," said SpergeI. preted as being anti-Hispanic? Mr. repeal of provisions of the Voting To all three, my thanks. country find whole new beginnings Sincerely, ting department, was teaching added, "We were trying to learn. , Spergel also said the program Ward you must understand that in RIghts Act, which allows multina­ A. Wayne Corcoran I With The Purchase Of 9"e I here. They come because they strive Lisa Kortright management because he had lost in­ We paid our money for this. It's would be pursued since everyone almost all Latin American countries tional ballots for citizens of limited Accountancy for a better life, a hope for a new terest in accounting. Said Connelly, that we just got stuck with him. He seems to think it is a good idea. He I French Fries 7 I Spanish is the national language, English proficiency? Finally, how said, "no one sent back a response whereas in most European and can Hispanics not protest cancella­ "Professor Corcoran had lost in­ wouldn't do anything to help us I Please present this coupon before orderi ng. I terest in teaching financial accoun­ out. This was the first time I ever saying they weren't interested'and Asian countries, apart from having tion of bilingual programs and Lirnit one coupon per customer. Not to be used with he hasn't heard any other objec­ I I their own native language, they also language services in geographical ting. His interest had changed over ran into a professor like that." a period of time and he has a more Those who dropped that class tions. I other coupons or offpr" Void where prohibited by jaw. I speak English. This being the case, it areas where many recent irn­ were not able to get their money Both Robbins and Spergel said I This offer VALID MARCH 31 - APRIL 27 Good only at: • I is simple to see why certain Euro- ~igra~ts speak little or no English, quantitative view than a strict ac­ "I they felt more night session clubs pean and Asian immigrants are able including the shocking recommen­ counting view. We tried to accom­ back. Said Stanbury, dropped Whopper Express" 40 East 23rd Street. N.Y.c. were the means to get the night ses­ J to come to the U.S. and learn dation by some "U.S. English" modate his interests and gave him the class and lost my money.. .like sion students more involved. English easily. leaders that the bilingual 911 two management classes. One, his that.,. ------~~------l Spergel said that many evening ses­ t The sad and unfortunate reality is emergency number should be operations research class, we receiv­ Yard felt that the school was I Whopper" Sandwich Only I sion students want to know what that there are other ignorant people discontinued? ed no complaints from. The other, making extra money by keeping . dubs are available to thew "but get who seem to think like Mr. Ward. So you see Mr. Ward, the attach­ product management, involved the Corcoran on the staff. "As many I With The Purchase'! Of I students who registered for his class discouraged because there's not For example, there is a deepening ment of Hispanics to their language petition." Martin Benis, dean ofac­ c counting, added, "Professor Cor­ and dropped it and then have to much offered." I French Fries 99 I fear among many in the country and Latin American culture should The program requires a liaison that -. the increased availability of not be viewed with suspicion by coran has interests in many fields take it over again, that's a lot of I Please present this coupon before.ordering. I from the day session organization Spanish language broadcast and Anglo-Americans. You have to and we felt that his interest in money. The school is making I Limit one coupon per customer. Not to be used with I to meet with the evening session print services, and the growing understand that Hispanics are management would help the money because they know so many other coupons or offers. Void where orohibited by law.• students to help and give informa­ I I popularity of bilingual education aware that pressure to .conform to students:' Benis refused to COJll­ people are going to drop his class ~ tion, said Robbins. It will be I This offer VALID MARCH 31 - APRil 'l1 Good only at: I programs are creating an "Alter- the dominant culture and language ment further on the situation. and then have to pay for it allover "easier for the evening students if native Society." This is evidenced of North America has resulted in The tenured position which Cor­ again. The registrar does not even I Whopper Express" 40 East 23rd Street. N. Y.C. ! they have a big brother," said Rob­ by "U.S. FnsJish," a membership the deterioration of their own coran holds prevents him from be­ ask for a reason when you drop ._----~-~------~------organization founded by former native tongue. It is because of this ing removed from the faculty Corcoran's class, they know." bins. Robbins also said that it would be California U.S. Senator Hayakawa and other arguments I've presented without proof of a consistent pat­ Connelly responded, "The beneficial for both the day and whose principle aim is to have that I feel that legislating an official tern of incompetence. Said Connel­ money from tuition doesn't go to Burger KinglWhoppef-Reg. us. Pat. &TM Off e 1982 Burger King Corporation night session students because once legislation passed which will make language in the name of unity and ly, "To attain tenure in this school Baruch, it goes to the state. With a month the two groups could pool English the official language of the integration won't make Hispanics is a five year process where the the reimbursement, it's the same thing. We are not with their funds and have "larger joint U.S., and also the attempts by the feel "more American," nor wiD it teacher's ability is examined by his dealing Baruch, but the state.n functions." ~ ~ ~ U.S. government to cut funding for inspire rapid assimilation. peers and the tenure is affirmed by • .... ',J I. Loll'. ••• 1 I " ,,. •• . ,t :. :~ - .1 Page 6 The Ticker March 31, 1987 March 31, 1987 The TICker Page 7 NEWS STIPEND ed, but, "it does look unfair after Leng sent the petition to Presi­ Danville Walker, president of the reading it (the petition)." He also dent Segall; Dr. Robert T. Georgia, DSSG and board member, said that DSSG PETITION said that had he known the reason the acting dean of students; James the student body "does not have for the stipend allocations, he Oszlak, the chairperson of the the information at its disposal that I CANDIDATES would have had second thoughts Cornm unications Board; the have." He stated that the petition (Continued from Front Page) about signing it. presidents of the three student may not have explained (and Leng (Continued from. Front Page) - governments, aswell as the media. may not have explained.)., to the tion, etc., he is joining it to express Leng stated that he was not sure Additionally, he presented the peti­ students who signed the petition the didate, is now the chairperson of an interest in the activity.the club whether all the students were aware tion at the Board of Directors of the reasons why the stipends were the Appeals Committee. Mills is an participates in." of the rationale behind the idea of Bernard M. Baruch College stipends, but "because it is such a awarded. Upper Council mernber and Mark Major, the vice-president Association, Inc. meeting on March Rudorfer is presently executive of the Gay and Lesbian Student subjective thing" he showed them 19. the petition and told them that cer­ Daniel Creange, the controller, secretary. Rudorfer is the only Alliance, gave his reason for tain leaders would be receiving and a board member, said, "I think member of the executive govern­ signing: "I agree in essence with stipends. At the meeting, Leng claimed this is totally out of order at this ment running for re-election. "All what it says. I can't speak for the that no feedback was gotten from time. " are dedicated and involved club, only for myself." He added When asked whether or not Leng the students during the time when members of the student govern­ that he felt that the idea was to felt he had the right to circulate a the stipend sub-committees were Professor Elliot Axelrod, another ment," said Walker. "As outgoing "even things out a bit between the petition to the Day Session student formed to deliberate upon the is­ board rnernber, stated that the peti­ president, I wanted to make sure "i DSSG (Day Session Student clubs, considering that he is sue. tion s not germane right now," that a solid, competent government Government) and the clubs, at least a graduate student, he said, "I have but that the board would take it in­ would be left behind." psychologically, if not practically." One point Leng brought up at the a right as a student. It is an obliga­ to consideration for the future. At this time, no other students Gabriel Martinez, president of tion not only as a student, but as meeting was that since "the have approached Walker or any the Hispanic Society, said, "The justice and fairness have not been guidelines state that it (a stipend) members of the government about "Where will the stipends end?" DSSG went behind our backs. It dealt out." has to be based on ad revenue," he running against the USA party in might be in their constitution, but felt that The Reporter, WBMB and asked Tirado. "Why should only this spring's elections. Walker said who has knowledge of their con­ Michael Crooks, president of the The Graduate Student Voice would select groups get it although he hopes someone does run against the stitution? They should have asked Chess Club agreed. "Yes, of course suffer as their advertising revenue everyone puts in a similar effort?" USA candidates so students will the students because it comes from he has the right. Whether he's an is not as large as The Ticker's. come out and vote. He wants this the student activity fees, but they undergraduate or graduate student, Major stated, "Leng is sort of the also so a vote on the proposed stu­ knew they would get voted down." he's a part of the school. He's en­ The Reporter has been published Martin Luther King of our age. He dent fee increase will pass with titled to voice his opinion. " four times during the academic is going about this in a peaceful and substantial student support. As for The Ticker, Martinez Crooks, who did not sign the peti­ year, and the Graduate Student constructive way." "I hope several people step for­ stated that he felt stipends should tion, only because he was not Voice has not been published since ward and run against roe," said be awarded to editors, but that it presented with it, stated, "I don't the spring of 1985. WBMB's yearly Segall received the cover letter of Richards. "I would really like to should come through "advertising think people in that position should advertising revenue is approximate­ the peti tion on March 24. He said, have an election and ask anyone in­ revenue not through the student ac­ be paid; it's not a job situation. It ly $100. The Ticker is published 14 "My preference is to let the terested to get the information and tivity fees. It would not come out to (the stipend money) should go to times during the academic year and students do what they want as long run." the same amount, but it would be the club itself for more programs;" has a yearly advertising revenue of as it is not illegal. Under the regula- Presently, the government is "ac­ more justifiable." over $25,000. per year. tively recruiting" candidates for Leng stated that if stipends are to tions of the (board of) trustees, "It's a matter of whether you their party and encouraging any be awarded, it should be done on an stipends can be paid." He added that group them (the student media) as a "It's supposed to be compensa­ possible opposition to run. individual basis. "The club leaders tion for work and effort. They it is, in 2 way, ukind of a legal ques­ HEven if we are the only ones to club, or as part of the apparatus of should be evaluated (to see if they tion. Does the association have the the school," said Major. work just as hard as The Ticker run, the USA party will actively deserve stipends)." He added that a does," he said. right to pay stipends if the students campaign for the election and for committee of faculty members and don't vote on it'?" He refused to the passing of the referendum," According to William Chou, students not involved with the stu­ "It hasn't been. told to the comment further until he could said Richards. president of the Asian Students' dent government should be formed students what's going on," said speak with the acting dean of In the student elections last year, Association, he did not know to decide who would be worthy of Leng. "The students don't know students and the members of the Walker and his USA party ran why the stipends were being award- being granted a stipend. what is going on." College Assodation. unopposed.

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The Ticker Marcb 31, 1987 Marcb 31, 1987 ... The Ticker Page' NEWS 'NEWS the squad, and national publicity. A entrants were challenged to find the 29-member boys' choir, decked out most diffi~ult way to fry an egg in The donation of blood has a in white shirts and red vests, is fill­ 25 steps or more in under four same for the current academic year, direct impact on people's lives, minutes. The winning team fried The matter was then voted on by ing in. often making the'difference bet­ eggs in 33 steps-and added the Board of Directors, which usc ERS ween life and death. grapefruit juice and a bowl ofcereal oversees the Communications with bananas to boot. Asked why he donates so etten, Aylrnan replied, ."It's a very nice Drawings of several smelly idea for the screening came from a U.S.(M.)C. feeling that something you've done -compiled by Caitlin Mollison they try to fill management posi­ items-including a cigar, rotten student promoting campus movies. tion forms, contact Professor Don will help someone you don't know AMERICAN COMPETENCY tions. At the same time, job seekers egg, and wet dog-appeared on a He's the one who also handed out Watkins, Room 1646, 18th Street and probably save their life." Tear gas and stun gun training are finding it hard to locate Building; phone: 725-4480. recent front page. The paper at­ styrofoam airplanes at a showing of will be taught in a self-defense GIGOLOS EXAMINATION recruiters. The Career Fair solves Also interested students are in­ tributed the technological innova­ "Top Gun." course by the U. of Southern this labor mismatch by bringing ap­ vited to drop in at either of two ses­ tion to UW forest products pro­ California's security department. LEGISLATION plicants and companies together in sions. which will be held on Thurs­ TICKER fessor Graham Allan. The four­ Officials believe using tear gas and SEXY a relaxed, informal situation. In ad­ day, April 9th, one from 1:00 - 2:00 A campus escort service at the U. color spoof was inevitable, explain­ stun guns can be advantageous over STIPENDS ed one campus official. Allan's son Port TI me Couriers' Samuel Colman, a member ofthe dition, it gives employed job p.m. in Room 1662 or the other of Pittsburgh is turning out to be a physical self-defense metheds-like State Assembly of New York, has seekers, with limited time, the is a Daily staff member. SQUAD ,,~ from 5:00 - 6:00 p.m. in Room 1613 liability problem for the fraternity karate-because they don't require ",.- PA,RT T: .... ~ ss~ recently introduced legislation to chance to interview with several (Continued from Front Page) .C- H'"' ,,~ of the 18th Street Building. that runs it. Lambda Chi Alpha physical conditioning and practice. ~~~ F.. EX' V...,.ll(~ SUSPENDED c".. the Assembly requiring State companies in one day. that "a number of Baruch students members say that they're legally SSS ~LL.~ TI¥E ,.~) BLUE University faculty members to The Fair has a proven record of either cannot participate in student responsible for any drunk persons P.:..., ...... r. H 'l Inlnlt"~""'11t··. demonstrate proficiency in spoken getting not only interviews, but job '~.l·t" :.hJn,tl Ot ~ r C. ~ Pr f>f"1It'· MATH activities or do so with financial dif­ they escort home. The fraternity "Unitards" worn by the pompom B.. N" iN:, 8RO" c;;:,lGE English. With the exception of offers for candidates with ambi­ GRASS L':';. s ':'l,CJUN71I\jG ~IR·.~ ficulty because part-time jobs are t quit offering the service on SUNNY AI ~ 2·~._' Prt'stl~IOW ~ "ldu::- , It) squad at Delta State U. were bann­ foreign language instructors, all tions for retail, restaurant and DEPARTMENT needed to keel' them afloat." weekends. ed by Brad Hovious, the school's 6' '10 P'oot 0' R,,"(1e"(E' faculty members will have to suc­ hotel/hospitality management. BOPPING to ...o SOC"JI )E'c Ur -, C ~r(' athletic director, because some peo­ SIDE No registration or fee is necessary cessfully complete an objective OPEN After the issuance of this report ple considered the outfits sug­ Next it'll be the newlywed game. ARCHER SERVICES competency examination as to attend the fair whose fall The Ticker was advised by Georgia­ gestive. But the squad wore their PUCKING The Dating Game is coming to the UP prescribed by the Board of Regents. schedule includes locations in Con­ HOUSE to take their request back to the U. of Kentucky. UK's Student Ac­ shoulder-to-ankle leotards and The justification for the bill is necticut, Massachusetts, New York Breakfast turned out to be the most The Mathematics Department Communication Board, where the TOM tivities Board, sponsor of the game, French-cut briefs anyway. So, that students find understanding and New Jersey. For more informa­ request for the stipends was approv­ .. complicated meal of the day for a will sponsor an Open House on na-..W.er. pnsIdetl1 of tile DSSG. will choose 16 contestants and write Hovious suspended squad members their instructors difficult. Some tion and a list of participating COIJl­ ed by a vote of 4 to I. The board group of Purdue U. engineering Thursday, April 30, 1987 from Another Friday the 13th sequel? the questions asked by the for three weeks. The results? A students may receive lower grades panies, contact Success Manage­ students. As part of a competition, 12:45 to 2: 15 p.m, in the Ad­ A man wearing a hockey mask has bachelors and bachelorettes. Four storm of phone calls in support of or may choose to drop these courses ment at 240 Pomeroy Ave., Suite took into account the fact that The Board. The Board of Directors 206, Meriden, CT 06450; (203) ministrative Center Lounge-135 been tapping on the windows of the games will be played; the winning and many of the courses are re­ Ticker's ad revenue for 1985-86 was unanimously approved the stipends 238-2155. East 22nd Street (3rd floor). over $25,000, and will be about the fot the current academic year. women's residences at North couple receives a free evening on the quirements for graduation. There The guest speaker will be Mr. Dakota State U. People are scared, town. BLOOM COUNTY are currently laws to this effect in 1987 SCHEDULE Hershel Reich, an actuary with says the school's head of security. Florida, Oklahoma, Ohio and 411 Central/ The Coachman Inn Guardian Life Insurance Co., who But no one's reported any rapes or CON"'- WORRY Minnesota. Northern NY Cranford;NJ will discuss the actuarial profession other assaults since the sightings I1Ba/T IT. Jf./$T and describe the employment op­ began. CELLULOID 577CK a+1 IN Students are'asked to write to the YCf( SH0€5. following representatives in support 5/7 Boston Days Inn portunities in this field. SHARKS I of the legislation: State Senator Newton, MA All interested Baruch students Kenneth P. LaValle, Room 805, who have good mathematics poten­ 5/13 Stamford/ Holiday Inn tial may attend by calling 725-4468 Taking a bite out of boredom: U. Legislative Office Building, YELLOW Danbury, CT and leaving your name with the of Rochester students watched the Albany, New York 12247, and White Plains, NYNorwaIk, cr department, JOURNALISM movie"Jaws" while floating in a Assemblyman Edward C. Sullivan, campus swimming pool infested Room 717, Legislative Office -compiled by Qdtlin Mollison 5/20 Hartfordl Ramada Inn A scratch and sniff newspaper? with inflatable sharks. For $1, they Building, Albany, New York 12248. New Haven, Meriden. It's the world's first, according to could view the film from the com­ cr cr the U. of Washington's Daily. fort of their rented inner-tubes. The 9/16 HartfordI Ramada Inn BLOOD PHOTO New Haven, cr Meriden. cr DRIVE CONTEST 9/23 Boston - , .DaysInn STUDENT registrar has done everything in his rnin istrative policies.' These Newton, MA (Continuedfrom Page 8) students will never donate money to power to operate with what he's 244 REGISTER­ The Photography Club is holding erroneous because the hypodermic been given." Baruch. " PROTEST its annual photo contest, which is 9/30 Stamford/ Holiday Inn [needle] is used once and then Rudorfer explained how the open to all Baruch students. The Danbury, CT I thrown away." AIDS is spread (Continued from Front Page) "It's a better nightmare" DSSG became involved by saying, FOR BLOOD DRIVE subject this year is transportation. White Plains, NYNorwaJk, cr I through the sharing of needles. "Council supports any changes that It must be a black-and-white photo, The Student Center tries to then tells CUNY how many lines Kirschner .said, "It's a better could be good for the students that B)' JACQUELINE MULHERN 5 x 7 to 11 x 14, and the entries will 10/7 S. JerseyI To be announced I reduce students' fears by making nightmare than it used to be; once be judged on originality, composi­ Philadelphia I blood donation a more enjoyable 'Will be .available, CUNY tells make things easier for therP." ! Baruch and the other campuses how the lines for registration went out of The Baruch Blood Drive, which done it once, they'll realize it's no tion and technical quality. experience. They use humor in their the building and around 24th The problems addressed by this was held on March 17, 18 and 19, big deal," he explained. 10/14 Central The Coachman Inn approach to students. For example, many lines they will be allowed to group are long-standing ones at Prizes will be awarded and the Street. " I had 221 donors. Although 244 peo­ The entire process takes about 45 NY IN. Jersey Cranford, NJ their advertising campaign used have. Then we have to live with Baruch. There have been mentions deadline is April 24, 1987. Students what we're given." ; ple registered to giv e blood. 23 minutes to an hour. The student Audrey II, the giant, man-eating of similar cornplaints as far back as should submit all entries either to Long Island Plainview Plaza The suggestions of the group to i would-be donors were deferred for registers, undergoes a brief medical 10/21 plant from the show "Little Shop ten years in the pages of the student !medical reasons. The number of examination to see if he or she Dorothy Conover at the Student Plainview, LI of Horrors," as a symbol for the According to Mezias, the pro­ the deans was to have traine-d peo­ papers. Georgia said, "There are Center Information Desk or to the ple at registration to give the ;donors is low compared to last qualifies, donates his or her blood, blood drive. Students were asked to blern of lack of available different hostile responses to pro­ iterm, when 336 gave blood in the and then rests for ten minutes. The Photography Club office, Room LIBRARY "help save Audrey II" by giving counselors is the major complaint students information and help them blerns. Sometimes there are some 301C, in the Student Center I Fall 1986 drive. donation itself only lasts IS to 20 blood. The gimmick was also a tie­ that he and his group have heard get through the process with some lack of resources, some problems building, during Club HOUTS. There BOOK degree of success. The suggestion : Carl Aylrnan, director of stu­ minutes. There are various reasons in to the thank-you plant given to from the students and alumni that that none of us have control over. ; dent activities and supervisor of for disqualification, .'"ranging from is a three print per person limit for all blood donors. The clinical they have spoken to. Mezias says for alleviating the problems of cur­ There are some other issues that we all contestants. ricular guidance, barring the hiring the Blood Drive with Debra Bick- II1ajor surgery to ear picrciDa (in SALE aspects are de-emphasized. Instead, the other major problem at Baruch do have some control over and the donors are made to feel good is the lack of information to hell' of more people, would be to set up there are some policies or pro­ The Friends of the Epiphany a phone-in service to help students, Branch Library will conduct a book about their contribution. Also, they students at registration. cedures that can be changed and are madeaware of the importance especially when they had questions that requires that people be made CAREER sale on Friday, May I and Satur­ about required classes just before day, May 2, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. of what they are doing. He asked, "Have you ever aware. " FAIR The New York Blood Center, an witnessed the registration process? registration. in the basement of the Epiphany Branch Library, 228 E. 23rd S1. organization affiliated with the Red For some students it's their worst Cross, that distributes blood to over Mezias said, "Our basic problem The student group that Mezias Now college students and grads The sale will include novels. nightmare come true. Several ad­ is that there is a serious flaw in the represents is trying to make people seeking management positions can 260 local hospitals, actually runs the ministrators present at the registra­ biographies. reference works, way students are serviced through aware. They plan to form a com­ interview with representatives of rne drive. They visit many universities, tion called it a most chaotic mysteries, books on art and science, curricular guidance. There are no mittee with the DSSG to do leading retail, restaurant and and books for young adults and high schools, and offices in the process. " questions answered over the phone research in the problems in the two hotel/hospitality chains all in one children. Vol unteers will be on metropolitan area. Despite their ef­ forts, less than three percent of the and no counseling for areas. The students intend to form day at The Career Fair sponsored hand to help make some selections Georgia said that a pilot people in the Greater New York sophomores." It was agreed that an organization called the Coalition by Success Management, Inc. and suggestions. automated registration program these problems are not the fault of to Improve Student Services to the I area donate blood. Because it is will be used for summer. The During the day, attendants meet the people in charge, but their cause same end. These two bodies will ex­ i perishable, a steady supply is need­ automated system should be in with the reps of top companies on a is a lack of adequate resources. A amine how these problem areas are one-to-one basis to discuss available CUNY 'ed. More than one-third of the place for permanent use by next possible way to obtain 1P0re funded and dealt with at the other blood supply in this area comes spring. "That \\;11 relieve a lot of management positions. Graduates resources would be for the student CUNY schools. There are also have the chance to compare the BAlDS from Europe to reduce shortage. the current problems that exist at plans to meet 'with other rnembers According to the Blood Center, group to write letters or lobby to the Duggan, said the overwhelming salaries, benefits, tuition reimburse­ registration. In time there will be a of the administration to ask their both cases, the length of postpone­ one out of' ten people who enters state representatives. reason students do not give blood is ment plans and growth potential of PROGRAM system of phone-in registration that advice on how to alleviate the pro­ ment in six months until one is the hospital needs blood. A unit of fear. qualified again.) To be eligible, the each company, while full-time and will make it even easier." There was "The original reason we blerns. The CUNY BA/BS Program is donated blood can be separated in­ also mention of a plan to have on­ "Probably the number one potential donor must be at least 17 part-time students discuss manage­ formed," said Mezias, "is because ment trainee and internship pro­ an individual approach to higher to five different components and site confirmation of classes for The groups seek the input and reason people don't give is because years old, weigh at least 110 pounds used to help as many as .five sick or we heard these common corn­ they're chicken," Aylman said. grams. Past Career Fair par­ education that enables students to students registering in the future. support of all Baruch students. In­ and pass the medical ex amination. injured people. A donation can be plaints. Someone was talking about Aylrnan, who has given blood ticipants include: Bradlees , Mar­ plan their own programs of study formation on how to get involved in used for treatment in the following the Phonathon, so many students more than fifteen times in the past Many students are also worried riott Corp., Roy Rogers, CVS within the entire CUNY system. It Aaron explained the problem improving the targeted areas can be ways: as red cell for anemia, as said, 'I would never give a penny to five years, said that donating blood about contracting the AIDS virus Pharmacy, Denny's and leads to a Bachelor of Arts or a saying, "It's priorities, it's alloca­ obtained th rough the office of white cells for leukemia, as platelets Baruch because my degree was does not hurt very much. from a blood donation. But Marshall's. Bachelor of Science degree. Inter­ tion, it's staffing. You can't speak DSSG, located in Room 401 of 137 for internal bleeding, as cryoprec­ carved in blood. I had to work very "The hardest part about it it Aylman says, "The fear of AIDS is According to a study by Time disciplinary majors, independent to the history. I think the current East 22nd St. pitate for heIJlophilia, and as hard to get through the ad- overcoming the fear. After they've (Continued on Page 9, Col. 3) Magazine, the current labor shor­ studies and fieldwork are possible. plasma for a burn victim. tage has made recruiters frantic as For more information and applica-

.~ ___ ,,1 March 31, 1987 Pqel0 The Ticker / March 31, 1917 TbeTicker Page 11 FEATURES Iii benefit the rest of the students a lot not sure yet," says Faber. Instead of being CQMS TO BUY as well because when we hold tutor­ frightened by this god-awful creation, Faber ing sessions thereare lines of people. A FASCINATION WITH COCKROACHES is fascinated: "Maybe I'll go down to CLUB COMPUTER The classes can be so large the in­ Florida and pay them a visit," she explains. structors are not able to give a stu­ "These roaches are not totally unique WITH DSSG MONEY dent really personal, one-to-one in­ Entemologist Spends either. In many parts of the world there are struction, while having the actual By JOHN P. PEELER roaches that can go on walls and fly off. It's hands-on experience of seeing what not all that ghastly. You get used to it." The Computer and Quantitative much as a two hour waiting list to we are doing on the computer can Long Hours at Night Methods Society will buy a com­ use the computers, whereas a stu­ (Sorry professor, but I doubt that.) enhance the students' ability to Faber spends whatever time is leftover puter for its club with money pro­ dent can come in here if they have understand the material a little bet­ vided by the Day Session Student very brief questions, we can get from her Museum of Natural History work ter. Studying Little Critters and her work at Baruch College, teaching Government, according to George right on the machine and help them According to Danville Walker, Zafiris, president of the Computer or tutor them. We are, after all, the biology at Yeshiva. Her hectic schedule president of the Day Session Stu­ also includes lectures on entemology at and Quantitative Methods Society. largest tutoring network by far; we dent Government, "We have the According to Zafiris, "The com­ tutor in all of the courses offered by various colleges, practice for singing money set aside for them, so it's engagements and the raising of her two­ puter that we are buying is called a the department." By JOHN RICARD theirs. We're just waiting for the year-old son, Joshua. "I don't get much PC Limited (by the company with Said Zafiris, "The second reason prebill which they haven't given 'us the same name, not an IBM) which we wanted to get the computer is to ",«.it's damn near impossible to kill time to just do 'nothing,..' she admits. because they were waiting to get a "And when I do, he (Joshua) comes up to is cheaper cost wise but is fully do our own accounting, getting the lower bid. Whenever a club tries to roaches! They JUSl won't die. You talkin ' compatible with an IBM P C. It membership on files or on disks and bout D-Con? Roaches just laugh in your o me," she adds. Her smile indicates that she give a service to the community and '" doesn't mind Joshua's entrance during the will be a 20 megabyte hard disk possibly some of the other clubs we find that the resources of that face! Roaches come out and be talkin' -e drive system with dual floppy through a co-sponsored program 'Hey! when you goin' have some mo' u few moments when she is free of respon- club fall short of the ambition we ii sibility. drives, a swivel base monochrome network.Also when it comes to jobs try to assist them as in this case." D-Con? Thursday? Ok, say Fellas, there's a z screen for graphics, 1024K bytes on we can do a data base of all our D-Con party at Rich's house on :r: Faber plans to publish a book on roaches the motherboard (RAM) and a members who have graduated and According to Ronald M. Aaron, Thursday!" Q in the near future. "It will be for the general public. I publish my findings on graphics card. The cost of the COITl­ send letters to their homes using associate dean of students, "My -Richard Pryor from "Wanted Richard HOMEWORKERS NEEDED nation­ roaches in scientific publications fairly puter will come out to $1795." Mailmerge, asking previous club primary concern is that with any Pryor" (1978) wide! GOOd inComes! succeSs, often. That tends to be for other scientists Said Zafiris, "What we are rnernbel'S if they are currently large ticket items, such as a COITl­ Drawer 389,',Cflnton. Afabafna only, however. This book would be primarily going to use the computer employed, and if they are, are there puter, precautions are taken when it 35045. Enclose enV810pef Richard Pryor, like many of us, lives with something aimed at everyday people. It will for are three things, the first is any job opportunities available comes to things like fixing and roaches. And for him, as is the case for cover what they do and just some in­ tutoring. There are CIS 1357 where they work-basically net­ upkeep. Security is also a prime most of us, an occasional glimpse of the teresting things about them." The reason classes, day and evening, .and CIS working. " concern: they must have'things like A Few Spare Hours? Receive/for· many-legged-invaders is more than enough. that the book covers more than just how to 9000, the graduate class similar to "Thirdly, what we want the com­ anchor pads and so forth." ward matt from home! Uncle sam But for Betty Faber, an adjunct assistant kill roaches is because, according to Faber, the undergraduate course (1357) puter for is so we can do our own According to Zafiris, "We are wtJr1

Street labs, sometimes there is as follow us in the future. It will itself." dead when you get back, OJ she said. As disturbing as the thought may be, there is a lot that we can learn from roaches. "They are useful for cell biology. Many things "Jackie·Mason-is·0D8 of-the about roaches are interesting biologically. As scientists, we can't second guess what we greatest comics of all lime. will need to know. You have to cover NOBODY MAKES ME LAUGH HARDER!" everything," said Faber. Not only are the -MEL BROOKS roaches useful to scientists, but students too can learn from them. "I bring them into "May be the FUNNIEST TWO HOURS If you think micro and macro college and my students dissect them," she said. you'll ever spend in the theatre!" In addition to requiring nerves of steel, -ALAN ALDA are kinds of pasta... the study of roaches requires long hours of intense scrutiny of the "critters," as Faber "JACKIE MASON IS HYSTERICALLY lovingly refers to them. "Roaches are active at night. If I am really going to observe 1 RlNNY! Run don' walk to you need to bone up on economics. them, I have to be up at night. I record what I see them do. You first begin by look­ get your tickets! YOU MUST GO!" ing at the whole picture. You ask what are -JOAN RIVERS Economics is an important component Advanced political economy courses these critters doing out at night? What can I of almost any graduate education. and an Institute-wide lecture series on observe them doing? When you start wish to try "combat disks." "It has a "I'M NOT SURE GOD MEANT US That's why we have created a special economic analysis also will be presented. looking at them more carefully, you special type of poison in it that is different 10 LAUGH THIS HARD!" . -e« Summer Economics Institute. Courses run from June 8 through July 16 notice that there are different times that from many things on the market. The -LARRY GELBARt - : ~\. Each participant receives individual at ourGreenwich Village academic center. they drink water, different times that roaches are not resistant to it yet. The Creator of M-A*S*ti • ~ " t. they feed and when they fight. What was poison works by not allowing them to use ~ , attention and diagnostic testing from an . For a free Bulletin providing a com­ the oxygen when they breathe. What you adviser. Then yoirenroll in a custom­ surprising to me was that they are loners. plete menu of Institute offerings, return They do aggregate sometimes, but they are are really doing is slowly suffocating the designed program in introductory the coupon below or call our Admissions much more loners than I had thought." roaches," she added. microeconomics, macroeconomics. Office at (212) 741-5710. Like the roaches she studies, Faber is statistics or mathematical methods. often alone when she conducts her work. As Pryor noted, D-Con seems to be total­ Her night studies are conducted in a large ly ineffective against roaches. The reason ------and deserted office inside the Museum of for this goes back to Darwin's Origin of 17 Species because "they evolve," explained Please send me a Graduate Faculty Natura) History. In one corner are about a dozen fish tanks turned roach farms. She is Faber. "If you decide to spray a roomful of Summer Bulletin. I am interested in: alone because few people are willing to do roaches, maybe you'll kill 99 percent of Graduate Faculty o degree study 0 non-degree study. as she does when she removes a roach for them. The one that doesn't die lives to study. The sight of her· unprotected hand reproduce and all of his young will be more of Political and Social Science Name ------covered with roaches is certainly disturbing, resistant to that poison. 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, , Pilp 12 The Ticker March 31, 1917 Marcb 31, 1987 TbeTicker Page 13 FEATURES .. FEATURES she tries to create "a tone of no threat, so colonies. Once control of commodities ar­ caused by nepotism and favoritism, no one will feel shot down. They will want Journal of Commerce Speaker rested from the colonial powers, a vicious resulting in a loss of educated individuals to 'Black Champions' is Subject of Award-winning Documentary to venture more and be assertive." circle...started to form developing coun­ industrialized countries. In her Introductory to Sociology classes tries now needing to import in order to ex­ Rachid discussed what must be done and students participate in SimSoc which is Discusses the Third World Market- port. The countries would have to import what is being done for developing countries By GLORIA TRAMONTE tary on the historical, sociological and New York State Bar AssocIatIOn. They short for Simulated Society. This is a capital goods in order to build up their in­ to participate in the global economy. political development of the Harlem Com­ have one daughter, Robin, and a grand­ "game" developed by Professor W. Gam­ dustrial base, so they can export and in­ "Countries are now privatizing their Nineteen hundred sixty-nine was a munity which dates back to 1600. daughter, Raven, who is three years old. son of Boston University in which the crease production. Without financial back­ markets, but only time will tell if this is memorable year; the New York Mets won The second film, A Different Drummer, Howard and her husband live in Manhat­ students utilize the theories and concepts of ing or proper funds capital goods go down, good or bad. The state sells off corpora­ their first World Series, the tense decade of made in 1983, was a three-part series shown tan. She was born in Harlem and attended sociology. They deal with the social struc­ production goes down and debt increases. tions to the private sector that are not pro­ the sixties was coming to a close and Pro­ on Public Broadcasting Stations nationally. New York City public schools, graduating ture, perceiving different roles of others in Debt on the global market is denominated fitable. The developing countries should fessor Juanita R. Howard started her career This film was about blacks in the military. from Seward Park High School where she society, how to relate with them andtheir in U.S. dollars. to follow the example of Asia. The Four at Baruch college. It won two awards in 1984, the D. Park was captain of the cheerleading squad for own roles while trying to keep this ficticious An example is Brazil during the 70's Tigers (Taiwan, South Korea, Singapore Professor Howard started in the SEEK Gibso.n award and the CEBA award. two years. In 1983 Howard returned to society alive. when there was a global recession due to the and Indonesia) are paying off their debt program as a lecturer and then entered the Their third and most recent film Black Seward Park High as the graduation com­ and competing quite favorably. By the year Realistically Professor Howard admits oil crisis. The importing countries paid sociology department in 1977, three years Champions, made in 1986, was about suc­ mencement speaker. She received her dearly because of the cut back on imports. 2000 Taiwan and South Korea will be as "there are ethnic'barriers," but she tries to competitiveas Japan. The biggest fear right after completing her doctorate in Urban cessful black shelters and aired on PBS ear­ bachelors degree from Brooklyn College, use her students' feelings, relationships and A debt crisis started as the developing coun­ now among developing countries is protec­ Education at Fordham University. As an ly this month. This film won the Institute her masters from Columbia University and experiences to enhance the situation and tries had to borrow heavily. Rachid said, tionism, because Democrats are traditional­ associate professor of sociology, her for Eductional Radio and Television/Ohio her doctorate from Fordham University. "break down those barriers." "In many "Brazil has an industrial base and has to ly believed to have protectionist attitudes. schedule of classes. including outside work, State University Achievement of Merit : Professor Howard views Baruch as a ways it's a challenge to influence those die­ import capital, goods from developed There is agressive lobbying going on in is extremely hectic. She teaches Introduction to earlier this year. "high-energy-Ievel school; it can be pretty hard traditional ideas of ethnocentricity." countries. Brazil had taken many loans in­ Washington, D.C. against protectionism by Sociology. Her first film, I Remember Harlem, Howard is not the only outstanding intense but not too stressful." In her Professor Howard is also a lover of creasing debt, until it refused to pay the Hong Kong, Latin America and the Carib­ made in '1981, won the American Film member of her family. Her husband. sociology classes she feels very comfortable poetry. Her favorite poet is Paul Laurence loans until it could free up this choke bean. Trade debate in Washington is just a Festival Red Ribbon and the Alfred l. Robert, is the clerk of Family Court and is with the students because she identifies with Dundar who is the first recognized black hold." DuPont-Columbia University Citation in one of five recipients of the Bernard Botin the "commuter-type atmosphere." As a Rachid next talked about the competition microcosm of the global economy in which poet of the twentieth century. Aside from you have suspicion and fear,' 1982. This film was a four-hour docurnen- award for outstanding service given by the result of the ethnic diversities in the classes, her likes-dislikes, strong and weak points, for getting into the U.S market. "V.S is the The group of seven is also an important Professor Howard feels very strongly about buzz word in the global economy. Everyone factor for developing countries. The group students getting more involved with each wants the U.S dollar so they can compete of seven are Britain, France, Italy (which other by learning about each others' through the U.S market." just recently walked out), Japan, the backgrounds and origins. "Ideally it would By WILLIAM MORAN Competition is fierce for the developing said, "If you look at per capita income and United States and West Germany. These be great if black and white students would countries trying to get into the markets of Students today seem to measure success annual growth rate, you run into problems. countries hold multilateral talks which are the industrialized nations. To facilitate take courses about the other's heritage. It by monetary gains. They are wrapped up in For example, South Korea's G.N.P. has referred to as the G.A.T. Talks (or trade in the industrialized countries, certain could give greater understanding and in­ the "me" generation-s-a status conscious grown to compare with Western Europe. Uruguay Talks) which control the global sight to the others ethnicity,.' trade agreements came about to help the society..No one is to blame. Due to the You have problems using G.N.P." The economy. The Soviet Union has refused to developing countries. Rachid said, "In 1947 manipulation of the media and peer markets are conventionally defined as -take a back seat to the multilateral talks, the General Agreement on Tariffs and pressure, success is no longer measured by U.S.A and Western Europe, Soviet since the potential for exporting in the Trade began in order to monitor the flow of VETERANS how great the accomplishment,...by how Republic and everybody else. The develop­ Soviet Union is enormous. trade. There have been other agreements set much money was made. ing countries in the world market no longer "The developing world is competing on Continued from Page II up, such as the Lo Mey convention which On March 11, the Foreign Trade Society want to be supressed but want a equal footing with Japan and Western rights, done to keep order, as particularly gives preferential treatment to developing presented guest speaker Rosalind Rachid, democratization of the world economy, in­ Europe, to Rachid said. She stated that countries such as Africa, the Caribbean and unpleasant. imports editor for the Journal of Com­ cluding a voice in global affairs. developing countries should promote their the Pacific. The Caribbean Basin, Initiative "Civilians don't understand the con­ merce and former graduate of City college To understand the problems of the third industries and their exports through trade was also set up for easy access to the U.S straints of being in the military," observed with an undergraduate degree in French. world markets, Rachid explained trade in fairs. They need to go to developed coun­ market for Caribbean countries. Coes. But, overall, they seemed proud to She attended the University of Madrid for a colonial times. "The colonies produced tries to show off their products to potential have served their country. year and came back to New York for a primary commodities and sent them to the Another problem with the developing buyers. "The third world countries should Asked why anyone would volunteer for graduate degree in journalism from N. Y. U. colonial powers for processing into con­ countries is that, after independence, the improve their quality and deliver items on this kind of life, especially during Rachid spoke on recent trends in the third sumable products, to be shipped back to the state adopts a policy which controls the time as well as looking more into research peacetime, Larry Amato, an upper junior world market, about those developing colonies. For example, the 13 colonies marketing of {'rooucts.. Farmers have no and development. The third world nations who served four years in the army, outlined countries that are less fortunate. would ship primary commodities to incentive since the state controls the prices. should no longer be ignored, they should be the kinds of people who join the military Rachid began by discussing the problems England for processing, and England A major problem with these new govern­ allowed to have a voice in the global "The guy whose great-grandfather, grand­ in defining the third world market. She would in turn ship the product back to .. t~~ ments is that you have a "brain drain," economy." father" and everybody in their famity were in the army ...people who want an education...(and) guys who don't know what else to do." He added that recruiters often distort the benefits of army life without fully explaining the drawbacks. Coes remarked on civilian's lack of ap­ preciation for soldiers' work during peacetime, explaining that soldiers on active duty around the world, in places such as the Middle East, are killed every year but don't is pleased to present receive the recognition from the public that L war veterans do. Paschal said, "Santa Clause is only popular during Christmastime, soldiers are only popular [during] wartime." These veterans wish that civilians would

have a better understanding of the impor­ .. '" . ". . ~..' ~" :~,,, "~~, :~~ tance of the military's role in society and of . ':'.,.;',,: '1"'1"":;":..'-- .; - ,: '. .,. . . ..; . : "; c' - "S 2' 'd' "'N"U"IO'L .··--L·U'.·;<.:, '-::•.:".":1.: -: . " soldiers' work during peacetime. Anyone .., ,.. ··D·. .' ~:;:.::- '..:: ';-' ':": .' -':;,." ': ' IT ... ::.:v.- who is considering joining the military is welcome to stop by during club hours to ask questions. Also, any veterans who want to talk or need help are welcome. The office is in 360 Park Avenue South, Room 1701. .' ., :'" .~ ...... "...... - . -

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Plan For A there was little, if any, competrtion. This idea of filling niches characterized the foun­ Sponsored by: Secret War ding of all future Crain papers. Crain also began a business-to-business marketing magazine named Class in 1929. Both of Physics Professor these publications still embodied a "how to" philosophy. "Crain wanted to return to Lectures On his news reporter roots," said Clowes. "So he founded the newspaper, Advertising P.R.I.D.E.•LATIN BAND. Soviet Relations Age, in 1934." This was the first trade publication to report news about the adver­ tising industry such as "Who lost what ac­ By NANNETTE GORDON count?" and "Who picked it up?" "The Pentagon is like John Wayne, The .45-year-old Clowes is himself a HISPANIC SOCIETY. SPANISH CLUB strong! But it won't strike first," said Dr. veteran newspaperman. The native Michio Kaku, a theoretical physics professor at Australian was a copy boy and then cub CUNY. "Why?" he asked. "Because our reporter for the Sydney Daily Mirror upon government doesn"t believe in striking first. graduation from high school in 1958. As the He continued, "Imagine, for example, two first U.S. correspondent for a new near-sighted cowboys. That is the present newspaper, The A ustralian, Clowes day situation. Imagine what happens when covered two presidential elections and the • one cowboy puts on a bullet-proof vest and assassinations of Robert Kennedy and Mar­ puts a telescopic lens onto his gun. This tin Luther King Jr. during a four-and-one­ April 20, 1987 OPENING CEREMONY , ' means you can strike first at the enemy, half-year New York assignment. Clowes shooting the enemy's gun out of his holster later completed an MBA at Columbia and before he can fire and then with the bullet­ Monday Time: 1:00 .. 3:00 p.m, briefly worked for Forbes. "I joined Crain . . proof vest absorb a weakened retaliation. Communications because of the news Even after you knocked the gun out of the orientation which I liked and wanted to enemy's holster, he may be able to squeeze return to," he said. He joined in 1973 and, Place: Faculty Lounge off an accidental round and that is where as executive editor, helped start Pensions Star Wars comes in. Winning a nuclear war and Investment Age. In January of 1985, ... is not an easy thing ...even if it is first strike. Clowes again helped start a new Crain

A ~graduate of Cambridge~ University, publication, City and Slate. Earlier this Kaku is the author of To U in A Nuclear year, Clowes relinguished the City and Stale J.·Var- The Pentagon's Secret War Plans. editorship to concentrate more on his role His interest in nuclear physics developed as as editor of his other publications. a result of an incident that his relatives ex­ perienced. He said, "Many of my relatives Clowes stressed t he editorial i n­ FOOD FESTIVAL were killed in Hiroshima. In fact, one of my dependence he and the other Crain editors cousins was in the basement of his house have from their publisher. "I see sales peo­ Time: 12:35 - 2:40 p.m, when the bomb went off on August 6, 1945. ple only when they have gone through my He hid for three hours not daring to come publisher," said Clowes. "I don't allow my out. After three hours, he opened the door By KENNETH BROWN rising Age and Crain's New York Business, reporters to talk to sales people on business Place: Marble Lounge and saw nothing. His house and his car, at for example. Because no trade news is given matters." He wants no appearance that an .- ..., _ .;. " :~ ....l. .~ '''_' ." > ":'.- ' ..... -•....;; the edge of the sea, were flattened by a "We need reporters with a nose for on the television newscasts, Clowes believes ad has bought a story or that a story has bought an advertisement. So Clowes does three kiloton atomic bomb." news," said Michael Clowes, editor of Pen­ trade and business publications serve a not accept adsfrom companies that are also , 'As a result," Kak u conti-nued, •'when I sions and Investment Age. "CrainCom­ greater need and ate a more valuable source s .• subjects of news articles in the same issue. was growing up in California, I wanted to munication's philosophy is 'give the reader of information. Instead of solely serving the -r.>: "I have pulled a story at the last minute t learn evervthina about the new technology the news,' not just tell 'how to do' .....as customers of a certain type of product (in­ because of a certain ad in the same issue." that had developed so much." When Kaku other trade publications do." surance, advertising, etc.) as traditional he said. was in high school, he built an atom Clowes Stke about "Crain's wo-io of ones did. Crain's publications give news to April 22, 1987 COMEDY smasher. Shortly after, he worked with a Business Jo rnalisrn" to a group of about the producers and sellers in the trade. To Clowes said that reporters with daily nuclear physicist who was one of the 50 studern s and faculty in the Ad­ qualify as a story in any of the papers, such newspaper experience are the best suited for makers of the atomic bomb. rninistrative Center's Third Floor Lounge at as Pensions and Investment Age, a story Crain publications. They need people with p.m, Time: 12:35 - 2:40 . Wednesday ,"" " , . . During the past ft ve years. Kak u has been 135 E. 22q.d S1. The Thursday, March 19 must meet three criteria: "Is it news? Is it the ability to write quickly, "without doing research and accumulating classified presentation was sponsored through the accurate? and Is it fai r?" bleeding over the keys." Reporters must be documents, the war plans of the Pentagon. ' three-year-old,Philip Morris Business Jour­ The privately held Crain Communica­ forward and be able to find their own Plaee:4North "\\'e now know that in August of 1945 nalisrn Lectur~s and by Dollars and tions was founded by G.D. Crain of stories. Major publications use the trade President Truman asked Eisenhower to Sense, Baruch's business review. The lec­ Louisville. Kentucky. A newspaperman ." .., publications for their own business stories. ": ...::~""'..~~.":. .' .' ~. -:.- ;.- "", , ,~ ~ ~ .~:... ~--- draft 'Operation Totality" a plan for a ture series was designed to discuss and raise who wrote for the Louisville Courier and There is no wire service for business, so ...... _ .. ' strike on the Soviet Union. Eisenhower at issues of how business journalism serves the Louisville Journal, Crain realized there was reporters are breaking every news story they that time didn't know what the nuclear public. a real need for newspapers to have business write and report. "Usually stories that ap­ arsenal was. It was top secret in the Clowes stressed the news-oriented coverage. To cover business news around pear in The Wall Street Journal have ap­ , Lo~isville J military. So. he drafted a conventional philosophy to differentiate Crain publ~ca­ the area, Crain started a wire ser­ peared in one of Crain's papers about a strike on the Soviet Union. tions from other "how to" trade pubhca­ vice that went out to over 200 newspapers. month before," he said. ··riI···~.~ ,,,p. ~, A...... •. ,. 19·87 . . . "The U.S. Air Force wasn't satisfied. tions. Besides Clowes' own Pen..<;ions and In 1916 he started his first publication, , LATIN MUSIC They drafted their own plan, 'Strategic Hospital Management. It was a niche where Clowes gave one last bit of advice to all Investment ARe, Crain also puts out Adver- rrL.. .,.. ""'.....;.•~ . Vulnerability of the U.S.S.R.' for a limited perspective business reporters: "Get in­ Hu.~~ay scare attack in October of 1945. In 1948, terested in business." ... Time: 12:35 - 2:40 p.m, there was an appendix, 'Operation Bushwaker.' This plan to occupy the Baruch Executive Program Designed For Soviet Union was in four phases. You see, Place: 4North ABC Television has it 180 degrees 'Management Stars on the Fast Track' backward. In the 14lh hour advertisement , for Star Wars, the Soviet Union somehow By LESTER SEIDMA1'i were designed to cater to a select group of " "'411' neutralizes United States submarines and ~ working-middle-management stars. "and ... ..;.... troops and occupies this country. This hap­ The formidable Baruch Executive add even greater luster to Baruch's pens in four phases also. MBA/MPA program has been a resoun­ prestigious graduate division." said John "Phase one of'Operation Bushwaker,' is ding success according to Dorrit Cowan, Trinkaus, dean of the School of Business the military phase. It is the strike itself. assistant to the dean for external affairs. and Public Administration. April 24, 1987 "PARTY Twenty points in the Soviet Union will be "Our objective is to attract the 'creme de la The program is not open to the public at hit by fifty atomic bombs, leading to a sur­ creme,' those management stars already on large and, while not mandatory, those with render. Then, a three-prong invasion. of Time:'5."10:.'~D1. the fast track, and provide them with the corporate sponsorship are looked upon Friday Scandinavia, Central Europe and Turkey additional expertise that a Master of favorably. According to Cowan, "1be ac­ will result." Business/Public Administration education ceptance rate is approximately 40070. " Phase Two is "de-communization." can provide." Students must. commit themselves to a Truman said that "after the communist rigorous schedule, as the program is design­ ~ party surrenders, they will beco~e guer­ "Applications must be people we see as ed to be completed in two academic years, ---- rillas." This stage involves hunting and movers-rising stars," Cowan stated. "Ad­ or six trimesters. Classes meet weekly on tracking down these men. mission to the executive programs is com­ alternating Fridays and Saturdays. Phase Three is the dismemberment of the petitive, and is based on academic achieve­ "In addition to their positions maintain­ Soviet Union. The documents show that the ment, professional experience and future ed with their respective firms," noted Baltic States would be blocked off and the promise." The prerequisites, Cowan notes, Cowan, "students must provide for a Ukraine would not be given independence "are five or more years of experience in a minimum of 20 hours a week of private but would be made a federate. for example. managerial or senior professional position, study." Phase Four is the collaboration. The col­ a bachelor degree and the results from the Accordi ng to records of recent " Dorrit Cowu " laborators, as described by Kaku, are the Graduate Mangement Admission Test. Continued on Page 17 Initiated in 1982, the executive programs Continued on Page /7 \

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than the conflict between American as production stage manager would seem Catholics and the Vatican, which focuses more important and he added, "Susan just THE BEST WAY TO STUDY ANOTHER CULTURE more on the domestic morality issues." tells me that (I'm the understudy) to keep By the end of the 70s, the bishops from me hanging around." throughout Brazil had organized a bishops' following Monday from 6-10 p.rn, every year was the only one we didn't do a Kraus, in telling the real reason he works By PHILIP J. DARRAGH council held in Rome between 1962 and conference which is the only one of its kind weeknight and 12-5 p.m. on Saturdays. musical. Two years ago we did Where's It all began on Monday, March 23, with on" the show, said, "I started with Where's John Burdick, an adjunct in the depart­ Lecturer Nears 1965. Burdick said, "In that decade a whole in Latin America. It is called the National Four weeks later, at singing rehearsals on Charlie, three years ago Amen an original the "first auditions for Guys and Dolls, this Charlie? was production stage manager for ment of sociology and anthropology is new generation of young priests and Bishops' Conference. "The majority of Monday the 23rd, Spector told -her cast, production and the year before that we did year's theatrical presentation from the The Lark. I got hooked working with working on his Ph.D. in cultural an­ Completion of theologians came to maturity. They were these bishops are very sympathetic to the "You must do' the homework that goes Pippin." Susan. She's good to the cast and fun to thropology at the CUNY graduate center. excited and inspired by some of the changes new effort among radical priests and speech department. On that first day of along with the roles. You have to work at a This year's show, Guys and Dolls, was auditions a nervous group of students sat in work with. She's also energetic and a good The topic of his dissertation is the new Research in Brazil that had taken place within the church as of theologians to bring together politics and high level of energy." The goal for that described by Spector as -"an American motivator." Radical Catholic Church in Brazil. He the second Vatican council. These priests Christianity," Burdick said. The NBC came the NaIlin Hall and waited for their turn to week's rehearsals was to do the show classic.. It's also one of the great American get up and sing part of one of the show's Adler, the assistant to the director, leaves for Brazil in July or August of 1987 to and theologians went further with the into being during a very difficult time in without the use of scripts. After the cast musicals because it's based on Damon Ru­ described his job as calling people in the complete his research. He will return to about an hour to the north of Rio, in a changes than the Pope or anybody else in Brazilian history, a period of military dic­ songs. The director, Susan Spector and the heard their task for the day they sang nyon's stories. For years there was a radio musical director, Jeff -Bucshbaum, sat by cast, making sure everyone is at rehearsals New York in 1988 to complete his disserta­ village called Santo Antonio. He did his the church hierarchy had wanted them to go tatorship in which repression was practiced around the baby grand piano under the show featuring his characters that was ex­ and generally handling the 26 member cast. and took notes on each performer. Audi­ direction of Buschbaurn. tion about one Year later. research there because "i.t is a community or had forseen,' By the end of the 60s, against the people and priests. "These l tremely popular. But, Guys and Dolls has He said, "Ordinarily, it would seem to be a l tions for dancers who had to be able to sing Burdick, 27, decided to get involved in in which you have three major religions in these young priests, especially in Brazilian bishops feel it is appropriate to ac­ "We have three more weeks of rehearsals really immortalized his work. It's based on boring job, but actually, it's stimulating anthropology because. he said, "An­ competition with each other: Protestantism, Latin America, "took Vatican II to cept some of the new radical theology that as well were held on the following day. and a week of technical rehearsals left. We American literature and it's really special." On Wednesday the 25th a much smaller when you're working with someone as thropologists do field work called Catholicism and radical Catholicism or folk mean priests should become involved in is corning out from their own priesthood." open in four weeks," Spector said. She then "The whole show revolves around the a~ group from those who had been in Nallin talented Susan Spector." He added, ethnography, and this is what appealed to or popular Catholicism." Folk or popular politics. Priests should also become involv­ "Radical Catholics in Brazil have an um­ asked, "Do I look exhausted or what?" corner of 49th and Broadway in 1948," said "Working with her, one never finds the me. The chance to do field work, going and Catholicism is practiced throughout Latin ed in progressive political parties and brella of protection because the bishops Hall were in the auditorium for call-backs. This year's show is theMrst musical in Spector. "It moves from the inside of the This time they got up and read lines from need to look at one's watch. The time is living among people for one or two years America and is a kind of spirit worship. speak out against governments that repress came together collectively and gave their two years. Spector said, "We didn't do a Save the Soul Mission to the Hotbox Club spent, not wasted." would enable me to take notes, record inter­ "This kind of Catholicism is not practiced people without respect for human rights. stamp of approval to the radical the show. From this group came the final 26 musical last year because we didn't have the just around the comer and it goes as far as cast members who began rehearsals the The show will be on a unit set where all views, observe what people do and how in the U.S.... Burdick said. It is a There was real radical criticism of the movement;" said Burdick. He further money. I've been here five years and last Havana." they act. After finishing my field work I will Catholicism in which neither Jesus nor God government and social structures that carne said, "This distinguishes Brazil from every the scene changes are done right before the "The Soviet Union does not have the will Bucshbaum, a professional musical direc­ -- try to bring the results together in some is a central character. The central characters out of this generation of priests." It is im­ other Latin American country." No other tor, was hired as an adjunct to the music audience. Spector said, "The concept for this tragedy nor the capability to take .... ~ind of clear way. It was a sort of jour­ are saints. "It is practiced by making pro­ portant to keep in mind that this is not a Latin American country's bishops came Soviet Relations behind the set is highly theatrical. It's a . over the U.S.," said Vladimir Zviaggine, a department for this show. Spector said, nalistic instinct with me." mises to the saints to do pilgrimages or say­ generation of priests that represents the together to give their approval to the radical combination of the bigger-than-life and the Russian journalist and correspondent and "He's at a high level of expertise." He said, "I'm interested in the peasant ing prayers. In return the saint is supposed whole Catholic church, it was one segment Catholics, who are active in every other Continued from Page 14 absolutely real. Everything is based on real Soviet-American commentator on Moscow Ron Kenard is the choreographer for the and workers' movements in Latin America. to give you your children, health, employ­ that took the lessons, or what they thought Latin American country. places. The costumes are based on real White Russians. The White Russians, exiles Radio. "The Amerika series," said Zviag­ dance numbers. Spector said, "I found him Brazil in particular." Burdick is trying to ment, etc." were the lessons, of Vatican II and applied "What I'm looking at is what people are through the Dance Club. He choreograph­ 19405 clothes, but both are theatricalized from the Bolshevik revolution and Russian gine, "was 14Y2 hours of rubbish, very dull versions of the real thing." understand the conditions under which Burdick got into this community through them to Latin America, in particular. actually thinking about and doing who call ed some of the dances in the dance- concert aristocrats, would be imported from and very bori ng, and the acting was very The play will be running from April members of the working class in the area the help of Domingos, the parish priest for "By 1972 there was an entire generation or identify themselves as the new pro­ tt Western Europe. They would be brought poor. The very premise, is absurd. This is last spring. I was impressed by his work. outside of Rio de Janeiro get very involved the entire area. Burdick met him a couple of of theologians producing what is now called gressive Catholics." These people have 22-25. There are still openings to work on back into the Soviet Union to raise taxes history in reverse." In the 40 plus years Spector is quick to give credit for much in the new RCC. "This is only one small years ago through an organization in Rio, the theology of liberation," said Burdick. organized themselves into what they call the crew for make-up, lighting, etc. All and to run the affairs of the government. since the Second World War, the Soviet of the work to her two assistants, Ray part of the Catholic church which exists in which put him in touch with the priest. The liberation theologians are talking about Basic Christian Communities or Christian those involved have put a great deal of Why would the Pentagon spend a trillion Union has had to catch up with the U.S. Kraus, the production stage manager and Brazil." He wanted to study what the con­ Burdick said, "Domingos is a radical priest the larger political problems of poverty, op­ Base Communities. This new institution is work into the show. Adler best expressed dollars on a system that can't work? "Star militarily. "In 1962, the U.S. had 5,000 Jon Alder, the assistant to the director, who nections were between politics and religion and a member of this movement, and he pression, exploitation and multinational flourishing in Latin America as a whole, the sentiment of all the people in the show Wars can't work as a defensive system nuclear warheads and the Soviet Union had "gives as much time and work to the show has supported my research." Burdick stays corporations syphoning off profits from the and in Brazil in particular, The CBCs are when he said, "The show is well worth the at the local level, by an anthropological ap­ because it is not a defensive system. It is a only 300 warheads," Zviaggine noted. as the cast does." Kraus supervises the 24 proach. Burdick wanted to do it this way with Domingos while in Brazil. "San An­ labor of people in Third World countries. small groups of Catholics-from' 30 to price of admission, The price doesn't even first strike system," said Kaku. "I would like to say on the Soviet member stage crew that comes mostly from because, he said, "It was never done this tonio is a community which has been very Burdick said, "There was an effort on the 5O-people who are strongly committed to do justice to it. The experience is worth The Killer Satellite Program is designed Union's present situation, regardless of the Spector's production class, while Adler important politically, so the interaction part of these priests, especially in the early their beliefs. These people work together much more that that." way before." The question asked is, "Why to blind the enemy's eyes and ears at the series and 'White Nights,' -that these deals with the cast. do some people believe one thing as oppos­ between religion and politics, which is the 70s, to bring in Marxism. The priests and often get very involved collectively in opening minute of the nuclear war. "Then, developments show that there is a lot of Kraus describes his job as "coordinating center of my research, can be seen very easi­ wanted to bring together Christianity and various political activities. According to ed to another? This is not easy to find out, we blow the enemy's head off in six minutes misconceptions on both sides. There is pro­ the actions of the crew and working closely ly here." Marxism. They tried to make some kind of Burdick, "These activities include and it requires a long time getting to know with the Pershing Missile, the missile of found willingness on the Soviets' side today with Susan Spector. When the show goes the people and their histories." The new RCC came into being in the synthesis of the two. This is not easy, but neighborhood organizing and improvement decapitation. It is specifically designed to to cooperate as much as possible in the off, I'm basically in charge of running the Organizations Sponsor decade after Vatican II, which was the great they are committed to it. This is different 0'; 17 Burdick spent time in a community - Continued Page decapitate the Soviet leadership. That trade sphere, the cultural sphere, the show. I'll call the cues, make sure means Gorbachev has three minutes to economic sphere and in the military and everyone's in their places and be sure the Student Program.s determine whether those are birds on the political spheres," Zviaggine said. Ever show starts on time." radar screen or to make the wrong mistake, since Gorbachev took leadership in the In addition to being production stage BEWARE! be vaporized and sent up in the Kremlin, in 1985, his very first gesture, manager, Kraus is also the general atmosphere." CLet~s do something," was right.:" uPderstudy for all the roles•.Bul.he.said. "1 reaDy am hoping DOone gets-sick. " His job • Don't be taken in by the "Fast Food" approach to CPA preparation in lieu of a comprehensive program.

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The drawings in the exhibit provide what album. So, in essence, the drummer does not play on the album, does not get paid, the paintings lack-a look at how Lichten­ yet he is on the album in teTJIlS of sound. stein composed his works. The Kiss, 1962. KLEE & LICHTENSTEIN DOMINATE AT MQ.MA Drumming legend Buddy Rich feels that shown here. is a wonderful example of his Modern Drumming because of drum machines, studio work for draftsmanship.. In it we can see howLich­ drummers will diminish. He says. "The tenstein penciled in the dark areas and used Klee worked up to a month and a half drum machines throw us guys out of work. subtle shading for the faces of the lovers. A By JOHN J. MURRAY Howorth, is due to the fact that, "nobody before his death from the disease scleroder­ This is something that I'm down on the closer inspection shows how even in his had done anything for drummers in rna. His incredible contribution to the Technology, in particular electronics. has (musician's) union for. They allow those .:....~ '-_.~.~ .:', .. drawings the artist incorporated the use of thousands and thousands of years ... ," world of art, especially modern art, is in­ had an overwhelming impact on drums and things to take the place of a human being. U estimable. His contribution to the world of the Benday dots-which appear on the skin apart from varying drum-shell width and By DEBORAH L. ROLDAN the art of drumming, Technological pro­ A good case is that. of former Journey art theory and thought is also an important of the couple. The subject of the drawing is depth and improving hardware. He adds gress has provided drummers with a.wealth drummer, Steve Smith. When Journey one. With his Pedagogical Sketchbook, obviously taken from Gustav Klimt's that, "There's just so much you can do of new tools, in the form.of electronic per­ recorded their most recent album, the song­ The works of two very diverse artists are Klee put forth his reasoning in the creation famous painting of the same name. Here, with a barrel and two dead animal skins cussion, which present many exciting writing band members decided to USt; a the subjects of headline exhibitions current­ of his art. It provides insight into the however, Lichtenstein makes the couple strapped to either end; so when somebody .';- possibilities. Electronic percussion (i.e., drum machine, When told tht he would on­ ly at the Museum of Modern Art. into war-torn lovers, actually did something for drummes, they wind of one of the foremost artists of his electronic drum, drum machine, etc.) cow­ lvbeused to prOgram tne-riiaclii-ne;5fTlith "Paul K1ee" has received an incredible day. The exhibit is interesting not only grabbed it after the initial conservatisw.'''' prise electronic instruments which syn­ adopted a resentful and pessimistic at­ amount of publicity because it is the first because we see the progression of Lichten­ As expected, not everyone is pleased with The number of artists that have come thesize percussion or reproduce the stored titude, feeling that he had invest too many major American retrospective in twenty stein's art, but because we are able to these electronic drumkits. SOfTIe drummers under the influence of his works is great. sounds of conventional percussion in­ years in actually playing the intrument to years devoted to the Swiss-born artist. The postulate on the artist's next series. He say that the hard. table top-like surface of From the one painting shown here, Rich seems, once again. to be returning to the struments. In order to trace the emergence the Simmons pads have wrecked havoc on feel good about being a programmer. In ad­ show opened on Feb. 9 and will continue -~ -e Harbor, we can see the seeds of the art of bold cartoon images that wade him of these devices, one must consider ad­ their muscles. Another criticism is that all dition the band members could hire another until May 5. z Jackson Pollock, an Abstract Expres­ vances wade in drum technology over the ::> famous, but this time he is doing it from a the drummers who play thew sound the druw';'er merely to program the machine "The Drawings of Roy Lichtenstein," (/.) sionist, as well as ultra-modern artist Keith somewhat abstract angle. We see not only past forty to fifty years. same, Yet another issue is the cost. for a day's pay and not share the royalties which opened on March 12, will remain at Haring. For these artists, the debt to Klee is the past and the incredible variation it held The modern drum set reached its present Jevices not only made it J"OSsibie for drum­ In answer to these complaints, Simmons with him. Consequently, Smith is no longer MoMA until June 2. The exhibition is yet a personal one. For us it is a debt of ap­ but also the future of the art of Roy Lich­ form in 1940. It is organized around a basic mers and non-drummers alike to program released the high-tech SDS7 and the with the group. another first-the first major exhibition preciative thanks. tenstein-the man who exemplified pop art set consisting of bass drum, snare drum, individual drum patterns by means ofpress­ "budget" SDS8. Along with these sets, cymbals and additional instruments accor­ ing buttons. but also enabled them to COTJ1­ Drummers like Smith must change their devoted to the drawings of American artist "The Drawings of Roy Lichtenstein H is and made cartoons that now hang in Sirnmons.developednew pads with thin rub­ attitudes toward drum machines, develop­ Roy Lichtenstein. comprised of approximately 275 works museums. ding to the taste of the drummer and the bine several patterns into drum parts for ber surfaces and rubber edging. which are ing ways to utilize them as allies rather than from private collections and museums "Paul Klee" and "The Drawings of Roy style of music played. During the 1950s and complete songs. much more comfortable to play than the The importance of the Klee (pronounced 19605.teclmiCalinnovations and the growth Another type of electronic percussion in­ approaching thew as "the enemy." One Twinntn, Machine. 1922, .,..... KIee throughout the world. It surveys the artist's Lichtenstein U are not the only exhibits at previous riot-shield material, thus decreas­ "Klay") exhibit lays in the establishment of way of accomplishing this change of at­ entire career through studies for paintings. the Museum of Modern Art but they pro­ of rock and roll led to further development strument is the electronic drum set. Of all ing the "bone-shock" problem that many this man's role as one of the foremost of the drum set; the number of pieces in the the electronic kits ever manufactured, the titude would be for drummers to look at Twittering Machine shows four birds at­ erints and sculpture. vide ample reason to make a trip there. drummers had complained about. The pioneers of modernism. The approximately standard. set doubled. and in some cases Simmons kits are by far the most popular drum machines as merely "the next thing, n tached to a contraption that, when its han­ SDS8. which retail in the dollar range of 200 paintings and watercolors and 100 tripled. It was during this time that elec­ with advanced devices available. With the just as piano players had to do with syn­ dle is turned, causes the birds to sing. The most acoustic five-piece drum sets, is model­ drawings and prints in the exhibit offer a tronic percussion began. These early creation of the Simmons SDSS electronic thesizers. Drummers do not simply play like lines that form this picture express not only ed after the SDS5, utilizing its analog sound thorough view not only into the artist's devices took the form of the "rhythm drums in 1981. Dave Simmons revolutioniz­ drum machines, nor should they. But au­ dimension but texture. The work is COIll­ source and possesing similar capabilities. fruitful career but into the stages of art box," which was related to the electronic ed the drumming world. Its introduction diences are becoming used to that feeling of pleted with watercolor washes of soft blue The SDS7 is the most advanced model within that career. metronome, Such instruments produced started a new wave of sounds for drum­ absolute rhythmic accuracy. By recording and rose. Cat and Bird offers another look and, ·according to Simmons' American rhythms electronically but were unrealistic in mers. The SDS5 went a step beyond the ear­ live sounds into a machine, drummers can Paul Klee (1879-1940) began his artistic at Klee's whimsical side. At the center of representative, Glyn Thomas, is designed to their imitation of percussion sounds and at­ ly Synare and Syndrum udruw syn­ achieve that accuracy, while still retaining training in Munich in 1898, at the age of 19. this intense eat's thoughts is a bird. It give drummers anything and everything tack. thesizers" of the late 1970s to create a their own musical identities. His teachings were of a wide and varied becomes a third eye that radiates out from they could possibly want. It has a modular The technology has evolved a long way to drurnkit's worth of sounds. to be set up and range. He traveled through Europe. most the car's yellow color in a gentle tone of 12-l'iece "rack" or control board, so that Drummers who utilize technology can today's digital drum computers which pro­ played as a normal kit. Since then, other notably in Italy and France, viewing the rose. drummers can have 12 "druJ11s." Each only prosper. This applies to all levels of works of such Post-Impressionist and early vide users with programmable, real drum companies such as Peart and T3JT1a have drum's sound source is digital-analog. The playing, from amateur to professional. Klee not only established himself as an created their own versions of the now modern wasters as Vincent Van Gogh, Paul sounds. A new generation of these devices digital side allows drummers to store any Whatever one can do to cut costs is a good artist of unusual scope but also distinguish­ became possible through advances in elec­ popular electronic drurnkit. Cezanne, and Henri Matisse. By the time ed himself as a Leonardoesque ex­ sounds they desire. They couldliterally "mike" idea, and electronic percussion does this Klee took his highly influential trip to tronic technology in the late 1970s. which Most musicians are acquainted with Sirn­ their own acoustic sets at horne, hit each very efficiently. Simmons represents a way perimenter with mediums, He combined combined the sequencer. a device that ar­ mons drums. a brand which has infiltrated North Africa in 1914, he had already had a one, and "sample" those signals into the for people to get very good and predictable mediums such as pen. pencil. oil. water­ ranges data (individual beats or-aotes) in "both the ..wdio- and Iive-lI'usic scenes. one-man show in t\.1unich, was under the in­ 5DS7." This technology 'of sarrtpling pro­ musical sounds in five or ten minutes. This color, and tempera with one another. He time-specified order, with a microcomputer Drummers are using them to complement fluence of the Blaue Reiter (Blue Rider) painted on diverse materials. Among them, vides drummers with unlirI"ited sound presents a considerable saving in studio l11ewory. This brought about the or replace their acoustic sets. The appeal of possiblilties. painters and had seen the early cubist pain­ guaze, muslin, wood, burlap and card­ ~es, Qir~tor tiJ11e and rJ1usicians "hanging about." wid~sprea4 u~_ of. ~~~"}l~.a.!=!!!~"~·TJ1.e.se SiIllmons,•. ..-__ •.,_ • ._.__ ~._ ••according0 •••.•_ • __._ . to._ • Jeff tings ofPablo Picasso and Georges Braque. board.lf Klee thought that a certain Certainly, lhetreJiaelidous capabUifies of When retording; wheretiJPe' is rt'Joney~ ""O-ne Klee's trip to Tunisia. and other parts of material or a mixture of rilediuws would these devices poses a threat .to ac'oustic can begin to realize the value of these North Africa, was a turning point in the ar­ devices. As a songwriting tool, druIll best express the nature of the object he was Roy Lichtenstein (b. 1923) is one of a CUNY students can enter MoMA free of ....------CElEBRATE-----... drums. Dave SiwlJlons feels that "acoustic tist's perception of color. Like Eugene rI"achines are invaluable. They help the depicting, then he used it. group of artists that roade up the American charge upon showing proper J.D. The Paul drums are a bit of a dinosaur and, eventual­ Delacroix, a Romantic painter of the wid­ drumwer by giving an accurate picture of In addition to Klee's line compositions, Pop-Art moveIllent. Like his contem­ Klee exhibit requires an extra charge of ly, they will disappear or go the same way as 19th century, Klee was affected by the ra­ what the coroposer really wants to hear. there were the "magic square" paintings poraries. Andy Warhol, James Rosenquist $1.00. SPRINC BREAK·'87 the acoustic piano as far as modem wusie diance of the sun and the way the rays that took up an iwportant part of his later and Claes Oldenburg. Lichtenstein's art The Museum of Modern Art is located at and rock wusic are concerned." On the washed over the countryside. Having work­ in Ft. Lauderdale at other hand. drumwer/percussionist Neil Today, a studio drurI"wer needs elec­ years at the Bauhaus. These paintings are reflected industrial America. These artists II West 53rd Street, between 5th and 6th ed onl\' with pencil and brush up till then, tronic percussion as part of his equipIllent. significant in their references to Klee's own took everyday objects and wade them into avenues. It is open Friday through Tuesday Peart does not foresee the death of the Klee ~ed to watercolor-the only wedillJ11 acoustic drulPset. He says. "The grand The sterility of the sound of drum roachines life. As the son of a wusician, a prowising art subjects. Warhol's paintings of Coca­ frow 11 a.ro. until 6 p.m. and Thursday un­ 1'1E~ he felt would best capture the clear on the beach piano isn't gone yet. The acoustic violin has not only been accepted as a sound in child violinist and husband to a pianist, Cola bottles and Cambell's soup cans and til 9 p.w. The wuseum is closed on Wednes­ itself, but in fact has become the cOlT'mer­ brilliance of the Tunisian atwosphere. Klee's world was one that always contained Oldenburg's realistic sculptures of a but­ day. Enjoy the sights! isn't gone. The acoustic guitar is still here, IT. LAUDERDALE'S PREMIERE and look at the coropetition iCs had! rll cia] nOTIJ1. You don't need to be a drulJ1Iller cher's meat counter are examples. CONCERT AND DANCE CWB to recognize that f110st of the songs played In the early 1960s Lichtenstein establish­ take a chance and say that acoustic druTJ1s won't be gone either.'· over the airwaves use soroe kind of elec­ ed himself as an important figure in the ~ 7 am to Noon· uEARLY RISER" tronic percussion. Producers who want Pop-Art movement with his reproductions The appeal of electronic 'drums is that electronic sounds will hire a druJ11~er with of cOl11ic strips. These usually took on BLOODY MARY SPECIAL they offer possibilities beyond those offered For you eariy risers, have a Bloody Mary and KEEP THE MUG! an electronic kit. If they cannot find one, gigantic proportions. In his works, he by acoustic drums. One must reroewber they will probably have soroeone prograJl1 a faithfully copied comic strip characters 10 amto 6 pm POOLSIDE PARTIES that TJ1usic is sound. and the electronic kits druro machine. The point is that a pop- or right down to the loud, bright colors and UVE D.J. EMCEEING PooLSIOE CONTEST • WATER VOLLEYBAU are only tools that present a wider range of TOURNAMENT • FREE BEER CHUQ RELAYS !' FREE T·SHIRT RELAYS studio-drumIller needs the equif'lT'ent to do Benday dots-used by printers to represent sounds. Electronic kits can be prograwwed TliE BELLYFLOP CONTEST. AND CLIMAX THE DAYWtTH .•, THE the job, and an electronic kit or druw tonal values. Canvases of seven to thirteen WETTEST, WET T-SHIRT CONTEST FEATURED IN PlAYBOY MAGAZINE to produce bass lines. string sections and wachine has becolJle one of his tools. With feet in size were not unusual for Lichten­ CASH PRIZES • FREE T·SHIRTS • AND OTHER GIVEAWAYS any nUlllber of special effects. DrulJlwers l11usic becowing lJIore cOJl'petitive. it is cer­ stein. wust be preJ'ared to experi1Ylent and be >- 7 pmto8 pm COllEGE HAPPY HOUR tainly in the best interest of every working Though it is for these works that Lichten­ creative. Rich Harbor. 1931. by hal 10ft ~ cr_,:;y BER);ARO B.;RUCH COLLEGE PARTY * TUESDAY, APiZ.:''; drumlT'er to take advantage ofall aspects of stein is best known, his art is varied in style. :::c Since electronic "pads" feel entirely dif­ technology. His watercolors, as seen in the exhibition, fTlusic. He saw the possibility of uniting The exhibition at the Museuw of Modern ~ FREE SPRING BREAK '87 T·SHIRT WITH PAID ADMISSION FOR ferent frolT' acoustic druw heads. ad­ o ABOVE COLLEGE STUDENTS BETWEEN 7 O'CLOCK AND 8 O'CLOCK ~!re cubist in appearance. but also seem wusic and art and began to use color as the Art allows the artisCs works to be seen WITH PROPER COLLEGE 1.0. justIllents have to be. Illade. For exaJT1ple. Technology helps expand the _[ole of expression of welody and harTT'ony in his cOTJ1prehensively. >- since the sound COlJles frolJl a speaker, there cwiniscent of Cezanne's richly colored o< ALL BAR DRINKS AND DRAFT BEER - $.75 druroTJ1ers. By utilizing electronics; drulJ1­ ·.~~dscapes. \\'orks like Before the Gates of square paintings. Frow the TJ1id-l960s until the 1980s, Lich­ COMPETE IN CONTESTS FOR PRIZESI is no need to hit the pads extrert"ely hard. A wers are able to accol1'plish their basic '·.Jirouan, 1914, are not only exawples of The "fTlagic square" painting lead into tenstein categorized his art into series. EVENINGS lighter touch.is possible since the electronics tracks in a shorter reriod of til1"e. This t\.iee's skill with the medium of watercolor the strong geoITletric style that fluctuates AIJ10ng the eight or wore thewes he named do the work. allows thelJl to partake in other IT'usical ac­ Dul are also the precursors of his wove into throughout Klee's later years. Some pieces is the interesting Entablatures. The cow­ SUMMERS on the beach presents... By far the II105t popular way for a drulJl­ tivities. Certainly. rt"ore drurt"lJ1ers have abstract painting. in the exibit are incredible examples of the positions in the series are rather large rec­ FT LAUDERDALE'S FINEST ROCK 'N ROLL BAND NIGHTLY PLUS OUR mer to utilize electronics is by corobining thought about singing, cOlI'posing IT'usic or INTERNAnONALLY ACCLAIMED D.J. SPINNING THE BEST DANCE Klee went on to the Bauhaus in 1921. work that Klee was developing along the tangular studies of architecture. They are Th, Kiss, 1962. by Roy UcliteBltei. acoustic and electronic dl11l1's in the S8I'J1e writing lyrics. as Phil Collins. Stewart his MUS:C AND ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT MUSIC VIDEO. some~, where he was asked by its director, architect lines of contewporary, Piet Mondrian-a strong and boldly-lined creations that cap­ SATURDAY: kit. In the acoustic drums are set Copeland and Neil Peart have done. All MON, WEe & THUR: W~lter Gropius. to becol11e a teacher. It Neo-Plasticist. Both artists were concerned ture the eye. Come and Party til 3 AM! up to "trigger" the electronic drulJl sounds. these activities contribute IT'uch to a band. Conte.t Nlte Dance all NIght. was in the atwosphere of the Bauhaus with color and line, but Klee nev.er really Also realized in the exhibition are the Prize. & giveaways SolT'e drulT'lT'ers have even cowbined elec­ ID!Jt Ql)grtli of &cribt SUNDAY: school that Klee began experiwenting with adopted the rigid horizontals and verticals many artists and art roovements by which TUE & FRI: (18 & OVER NIGHT) tronic drulT's, acoustic droIT'S and drum While rt"any dl'UIl'l1"eI"S express a dislike that came to symbolize Mondrian's work. Lichtenstein was influenced. The "S••t Bun. on the Be.ch" Contest Danc. to ou' wid. ac...n .14.0 IT'achines into a cohesive whole. A few line and its definition of forw. Since he was end .peelel .neet. IIgl\1 .1\0­ for electronic droIT'S and droll' COlT'puters, ' H...lded by ~ "'80-&1.- ...-...ftIII ...... - Instead Klee always sought to establish the 1P0veJllents of Futurism and Cubism and years ago, this would have been very COfl1­ a child, Klee had displayed unusual talent as $175.00 C••h PrIze. . v,nd I.D. Recaul,.cs. they, like the synthesizer and electric guitar a draftswan. In his years at the Bauhaus, organic presence of nature in his art. the works of artists such as Pablo Picasso, acctpt t1}t acctptance-nf v CLIP ANDSAY£ CLIP AND SAI/£-., plicated and exrensive. Now, however. an before thelT', are here to stay. Music is r- 'I 1921 to 1931, Klee furthered that talent. It is iropossible to categorize the art of Henri Matisse, Vincent Van Gogh and IceNY BER~ARD BARUCH COLLEGE PARTY * TUE., APRIL l~ industry standard (MIDI) that involves always changing. The art of druJJ1ming will Twittering Machine, 1922. and Cat and Paul Klee. In the years right before his Um berto Boccioni. among others. can be lONE FREE BAR DRINK OR DRAFT OR SOFT DRINK circuitry inside each unit, allows the effi­ change, perhaps someday becolT'ing COII"­ 1928, both pictured here, are two of death in 1940, he began to return to styles seen in Lichtenstein's drawings. t1}t IDitans of t1}t I GOOD FROM 7-8 PM NIGHTLY cient and inexrensive interfacing of these rletely different from what weknow it to be Bird, (\.ltIllI-CIe'~ he had used twenty years earlier. He moved An important aspect of the artist's works I devices. Klee's Illaster works from this period. The ~ Summers on tl'l. 8ncft. 21~ S. Ad8ntiC Blvd.. A. LauderdeIe. Flotida • (30$» .6N1978 today. It rt"ay involved kee('ing till"e or pro­ 1 artist's new child-like drawing style can be rapidly through a variety of techniques. was the lack of a visible brushstroke. As : (Located '" block nor1h 01 LM 0Iu BMI.on ~ A) . _ T As for the ecoooJ11ics of electronic viding a powerful beat, but it IT'ay not. Now seen in both cOl11positions. It was a style im­ Rich Harbor, 1938, is an example of the with printed cowic strips and adver­ I ~.D~lISSIOU POLICY: MINIMUM 18 yrs. W1 th val ~C. -• j). druws, there are a few issues to consider. that electronic rossibilities are with us, : DRINKING POLICY: MINIMUM 21 yrs. t~ buy alconol. r portant to his conception of the line. as the changes taking place in Klee's art. It does· tisew.ents, no brushstroke is seen and fLong Jilack IDablt With the technology of suprIing, it is now drul'l'lI"erS have new tools, with II'OTe or­ siIllplification of nature. For lOee, hne ex­ not seem possible that one artist could Lichtenstein had to eliminate it from his art possible to rrocess a dr'uII'lJ'er's sound onto tions that ever before. This should be good pressed action and growth while color was cover the range seen in the works on exhibit in order to make his reproductions as i SPRING BREAK '87 : a digital chiI' and use it when recordi.ol an both for lI'usic and for drulJ1l1'en. the expression of energy. here in just ten years. realistic as possible. • r' TbeTicker March 319 1917 : Marcb 31, 1987 De Ticker Page 21 -ARTS

~ I SLICK FLICKS Vampire Lesbians of Sodom Documentary By ERIC KUN The story doesn't end there. The Suc­ cubus is cursed with eternal life and by a Such is the nature of Angel Heart; it was a The plot thickens in the very first fluke, the virgin survives and has the same piece of a dream. m.oments of the play. Sebastian Lore, one curse. Vampire Lesbians of Sodom traces By LAUREN RAeKEn' First I recommend you to see it at least time fashiod designer extraordinaire, begins their relationship throughout the ages. At twice. It is spellbinding. Mickey Rourke, to feel the strain of changing times. Lore's various intervals in time. they confront one greatness as a fashion mogul slowly starts to Robert DeNiro and Lisa Bonet deliver cap­ another to do battle. They appear in the Reichsautobahn, a documentary about the Hitler, though. according to Bitornsky, tivating performances. The era the action sink in the mud while he stands by helpless. 1920s as two famous movie starlets. A bat­ construction of the autobahn, opened on Unable to comprehend the rapidly changing there is no support for these allegations. takes place in, the '405 and '50s, alone will tle ensues at the mansion of La Condesa, a March 18 at Film Forum 1 in Soho. The Bitomsky explains that the cross-country keep you riveted. The locations, wardrobe, times and the slow obscurity his designs are silent movie star (who was the Succubus) film concerns itself with Hitler's manipula­ choice of sets and musical score all blend plunging into, he angrily states: "It's apar­ and Madeleine Astarte, a stage actress (the tion of the media, movies, paintings and highway helped only to connect ~3!' ~ together nicely to magically weave the event theid, I tell you. a plot to destroy me." virgin). After the battle, they disappear, other channels to use this superhighway as a nationalism and transport propagandistic Sleeping Beauty or Comtl is the first part but meet SO years later, one ofthem a clean­ -e~ in front of you on the big screen. Following source of propaganda. messages and ideas. exactly what is or is not taking place is the of Vampire Lesbians ofSodom. It focuses ing lady and the other as a dance o The film, directed by Harmut Bitomsky, ::.-: tricky part. For example, early on Mickey on the decline of Lore and his fashion em­ choreographer. . takes advantage of vintage newsreels, The film is in German with English sub­ ~ Rourke who plays, adequately, the role of By GLORIA TRAMONTE pire. But more intrinsically, Lore's dilemma What quickly becomes evident is a love­ represents the hardships faced by those photos, movies, books and paintings to il­ titles. making it difficult to follow. The ~ Harold Angel. a volatile private detective, is something. U Bob Goldthwait happened to hate relationship between the two vampires. lustrate how the German people were swept black and white cinematography is very ef­ ~ hired by Mr. Cyphers (Robert DeNiro) to Following a tradition, Whoopi Goldberg unable to cope with society's never ending Both lack identity, and as a result, they be the most comedic link throughout this off their feet by the Third Reich propagan­ fective in allowing us to better appreciate locate one Johnny Favor, a promising has hit on another promising fum called the Whoopi- cushion caper. need to change and progress. become manic-depressive. They are da. the landscape and the period. singer, who may have already died. Burglar. This new mystery-comedy has Burglar takes place in the San Francisco Lore tries to hide his fear of the impen­ strangers in a world of life and death, never ding unknown through hatred and animosi­ This is the basic premise of the film. Whoopi playing Bernie Rhodenbarr, an ex­ area which gives it a great feeling of mystery, knowing peace or serenity, their only solace C( Where Germany ends, -.. Saving some insane scenes (one involving Simple. Right? This is more or less con out on her last "job" to hit big and pay adventure and intrigue. Bernie works in a ty toward others who dislike his fashions. being each other's immortality. Like a the potholes can begin. " a painter describing his misfortunes with oil established for the audience in the first five off a blackmailing ex-cop (G.W.Bailey). bookstore and knows absolutely how to He steals the design of another designer in a Camusian hero, they strive forward paint and mosquitoes) this movie was dull. minutes of the film. From there on. While in the middle of the break-in, she handle shoplifters, while her buddie Carl last ditch effort to save himself. Sebastian through each era and adapt themselves to But a documentary is only enjoyable if everyone Harold Angel (Mickey Rourke) finds a dead body and there starts the works next door as a pet-hating Lore is a beautiful portrayal of a contem­ that period's conventional means without Claims of "cultural monuments" and porary tragic hero, never willing to sur­ stimulation of the economy through in­ you're interested. I would recommend this By MAX ROWE questions regarding the aforementioned murder mystery to find the killer and save "groomer. U any regard to their own identities. creased employment are only a small sampl­ movie to any history professor who needs a Johnny Favor, ends up a corpse, and in the her hide. This film has a lot ofspunk and character render to those forces that would change Sleeping Beauty or Coma and Vampire ing of the accomplishments proclaimed by break from lecturing-on the Third Reich. If director Alan Parker had chosen to most vulgar sorts of ways. One man. it is Burglar, a Warner Bros. presentation of as well as talent. "The chase scene (of course him. Lesbians of Sodom portrays the tragic side publicly issue the disclaimer that Angel revealed. died of asphyxiation by having his a Hugh Wilson film, written by Joseph there is a chase scene), is especially great of a humanity incapable of identifying Heart should not be viewed without first genitalia cut off and stuffed in his mouth, Loeb III, Matthew Weisman and Hugh because of the cinematography. The themselves except through the eyes of a glimmer of hope emerges at the end of sets in, the Succubus, now a cleaning lady. reading the book upon which it is based, thus choking him to death. There is another Wilson. is based on the books by Lawrence cameras were strapped to every hidden spot others. The few characters who successfully states, "I've shed a tear. I feel something." Falling Angel, it would have been fitting Vampire Lesbians of Sodom when, left scene. Perhaps the one which has thus far Block. This mystery is funnier than, on the vehicles for some great angles. Even break away from society's constraints are alone to confront and contemplate their And the virgin, now a dancer, asks, "Isn't and understandable. Angel Heart is, gotten the most press, a love scene between although as predictable as. your average with all these tasty ingredients. I mostly alienated. They become callous and unfeel­ that what life is all about." realistically, one gigantic piece of a dream. lives and when the sadness of immortality Lisa Bonet and Mickey Rourke where murder. While it might be compared to remember Bob Goldthwait asking for some ing. unable to express their true desires. But Provincetown Playhouse, J33 McDougal St. Have you ever had a dream or a blood appears to be dripping like torrential Beverly Hills Cop, Whoopi Goldberg mousse, and imitating a fish. Some very nightmare where you were not personally in rain from the ceiling allover them. Again, it deserves more applause for not portraying well known actors garnished this worthy it and there were no other familiar faces? It is left to the audience to determine what is your "regular" cop. She uses her street­ film, like Lesley Ann Warren, G.W.Bailey. happens to me all the time. I sleep and real and what is merely symbolic. Perhaps smart sense, gut feelings and some help Anne DeSalvo and John Goodman, among begin dreaming about an event which is this is the true measure of an artist's work. from Bob Goldthwait (Carl Hefler, her very others, already in progress. so to speak. [way wake Alan Parker has created a film in which he has hyperactive friend). Bernie and Carl are, at The chemistry between Whoopi and up in a cold sweat or trembling but I soon left much to the viewer to interpret. No two one point, about to enter a hot nightspot to GoIdthwait is excellent, which rrdght coax forget it because I was not a featured people on viewing his work will come away find some information on the murdered them into making another laughable film. It player. so it did not qualify as a premoni­ with the same feelings or opinions regarding man when Carl screeches, "I'm not going seems like "olive oil" and vinegar just tion of something to occur in my future. it. in there. It looks like yuppies from hell or might mix after all.

A b18ft&t Of (o.Leij~ jlie ~1j-_·~~~~~rt+tfctt±e~+'t't~00~;::-~~~M~~~~~=EL::::==::::::: to the lair to the dreaded Succubus as two • POSITIONS AVAILABLE. scantily clad guards approach the entrance, one carrying the limp body of a fourteen­ year-old virgin scheduled to be sacrificed to the horrific monster. Before the guards can leave, the virgin sacrifice prematurely - SAMMYS RESTAURANT awakens to confront her fate. In a last minute attempt to save herself, the virgin chases the guards shouting "break Illy City Island/ Orchard Beach hymen." NEW CLUB ,ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR For IDf~rmatioB can The first meeting of the new Art Society took place on Thursday, March 12, during Idant Laboratories club hours. The organizational meeting At 935-1430 served to put forth the purpose of the Art • WAITERS/WAITRESSES Society. discuss the future agenda of the club and choose the club's officers. • BUS BOYS The Art Society will offer an opportunity for its members to experience the art of • COOKS New York City and its surrounding states. Among the activities that may be in the • COUNTER PEOPLE club's future is a trip to Newport, R.I. to visit the stunning mansions of the early­ DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSEI~FAN EXPERIENCED INVESTOR? twentieth-century nouveau riche and trips to the museums of Philadelphia and IF SOT DON·T READ ON! Washington, D.C. Ooser to home. there are If you do, I believe I can be of service to you. planned excursions .to view the ~ew twentieth-century wing of the MetropolItan CONTACT US AT: \1~ firm's commission schedule IS aile of the most competitive on Wall Street today. tt is a simple Museum of Art and the monumental Paul transaction charge based on a per trade ticket. Imagine purchasing 100shares of an) price stock K1ee exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art. SAMMY'S FISH BOX RESTAURANT for no more than S33 and paving no more than S99 for a 1000 share transaction.

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41 CITY ISLAND AVENUE Beside.. t hi-c, wir h me you don't only get low cost brokerage execurions-c.yon get service. You may tributed to the efforts of Judy Harvey, the elected president of the Art Society. Dr. call me at am. time for market conditions. stock prices and advice 0 BRONX, N.Y. 10464 Katherine Crum, director ofthe Baruch Art t If this IS what you want or you wish a copy of OUf easv to understand commission schedule. give me a call. Gallery, will be the faculty consul!U for the club. Other elected ofrlCa'S mcludc: MAS SECURITIES INC. DANIEL SONNINO Scott Heller-Vice President, Karen Members NASD, SIPC. Chan-Treasurer, and Deborah Account Executive Roldan-Secretary. 500 FIFTH AVEN1JE 212-382-3730 The Art Society is, of course, open to all FOR MORE INFORMATION: NY NY 10110 Baruch students. Meetings, up to this point, are being held in Room 1016 in 46 E. 26th (212) 885-0920 St. The club offers an artistic view of the world around us to anyone interested. , lHborfI1t L. RolIJDn .------Page 22 TbeTicker Mafcb 31, 1987 Marcb 31, 1987 TbeTicker Page 23 ,- " ARTS ARTS

Each song on this LP from Jive/RCA well, after checking out Dee's new album Siouxsie " The Baasbees- Through The continued to follow Eek-A-Mouse until his Records is an experience within itself. If rap you should have a pretty good idea of who Looking Glass (Geffen Records) rhymes got so fast and complicated that on­ Odds and music had an Eddie Murphy it would be the the better rapper is. Once you get a taste of ly Eek-A-Mouse could do them, and he Fresh Prince. The boy is funny. Don't "Do You Know What Time It Is?" "Turn Nowadays every band and its mother is PSYCHO IILLERS Mouse broke them up with laughter. believe 'l'Pe? Buy the album and see for It Up," "DuJPb Dick" and "Go See 'the rerecording old hits, but when a band takes Eek-A-Mouse has a dramatic sense of Sodds yourself. You'l1 find yourself playing it Doctor," a humorous rhyme telling the tale 40 of their favorite songs, which they've By STEPHEN X. POPKIN humor. On stage he is a showman with his over and over and enjoying it more and about what happened to Moe Dee when he listened to over the years on the tour bus, . facial expressions, rythrnic dancing and ac­ went to bed with a girl that had VD and the and records 10 of them on an album-you Public Enemy - Yo! Bum Rush The Show more.. Eek-A-Mouse, the madcap reggae sing­ ting antics. next day had to go see the doctor, you'll get a diversified and successful album. The (CBS/Def Jam Records) jay, with a heavy Jamaican accent and The last song was a reggae love ballad forget all other rappers and crown him important thing about this record is the fact dialect, brought his unique reggae vocal where Eek-A-Mouse croons: king. (Sorry Kurtis.) Another cut entitled that the band didn't pick smash hits to fill "BuJT1 rush the show" is a slang term. It phrasing to Sounds of Brazil (204 Varick She will never know "Monster Crack" tells teens about the the album. The selections are those of means to completely overpower and in­ S1.) on March 17, 1987. How much J Jove her so dangers of "crack" and other drugs. Moe underground bands, historical singers, tren­ capacitate with extreme force and energy. The tropical atmosphere of SOB's, with I took her to England Dee should be commended for his efforts dy acts and time period heros, and each of Hence, Public Enemy has used the term giant alligators, parrots, drums and trees She spent pounds and pence considering the large inner-city youth the songs is uniquely different. These songs well. Public Enemy's new LP~ Yo! Bum hanging from the ceiling and surrounding I took her to America population that buys and listens to his are a sample of history during the band's the stage, blended with the exotic costume She spent dollars and cents rush the show, is also their first album and music. Kool Moe Dee left the Trecherous existence since the mid 70s'. The big dif­ these boys do what takes most rap artists of Eek-A-Mouse, dressed in an Egyptian I took her /0 Japan, and spend yen, Three because he didn't need them. His ference between Siouxsie and the Banshees glitter outfit complete with silver turban yen, yen yen, yen, yen, yen, yen, yen, yen. two or three records to do and that's rock. latest album proves that. He may not do and other remake artists, is that this one And rock hard!! Public Enemy returns rap and balloon pants. yen, yen... what Run-'DMC has done. but Kool Moe works while the others don't and the songs Eek-A-Mouse is not just a regular reggae Eek-A-Mouse takes his band up and music to its origin: the streets. There's no Dee is destined to make noise in the current on this record convey feeling, messages and rock/rap infusion in this one and there's no toaster. He sings. He rhymes. He jams with down, and just when you thought the song music industry. ideas.. his voice. His style of hypnotic chanting is a was over, it changed course and the band fancy rhyming, strictly hardcore rapping to - Martin Starkey "Hall of Mirrors," which was originally fresh body-pumping beals, type of vocal improvisation like scat sing­ began to rock out with a heavy guitar solo **** recorded by the masters of 'techo-rnusic' ing, though he avoids the standard jazz and and beat. Then Eek-Avlvlouse left the stage Each cut on the album lends itself to a i, ' ~~ Kraftwerk, is just as mesmerizing but has new beat and tantilizing rhyme. "Public Simply Red - At/en and Women reggae cliches. but the band continued to jam, finishing Steady B- Bring the Beat Back less keyboard wizardry which somehow He began the show by telling us, "Morn­ the song and the show. Enemy No.1" features the group's (Elektra Records) makes the song more life-like. The song (Jive/RCA Records) . ' my and daddy they are so poor-they both members MC Chuck-D and MC Flavor­ Simply Red, the bluesy jazz band from conveys a strong message about narcissism Flav talking in modern up-to-date street have to sleep on the floor. ",'Banana Uh-Oh. There's always one, isn't there? Scotland has finally released their long and its damaging effects. This is also where slang on how and why Chuck-D is turning Republic," his second song, was about a Steady B, I hate to say, isn't steady at all. awaited second LP, Men and Women. the album gets its title from. into a Public EneI'PY. The piece then gets country being taken over "early one morn­ As a matter of fact, you might say, he's After hearing what a splendid job they did Two of the songs that stick out like Swiii}Dl: ing." ALBUM: "stupid fresh" as a tough hypnotizing beat, with Picturebook, their first LP, I have thorns on a rose bush are: "This Wheels on shakey. Yeah, that's his new name: Shakey By MICHAEL LUGASSY me that the readings were inspired from an The old folk song, ~ "The Lion Sleeps consisting of heavy drums and synthesizer, been quite anxious to see what else this Fire" and "Gun." The former was B. encyclopedia that dealt with the topic. Tonight" was twisted into Eek-A-Mouse's Magnum - Vigilante (Polydor Records) breaks in and Chuck-D goes to work rapp­ Steady B, who we'll call "Shakey B," Scottish group has to offer. I think Men originally written by Dylan/Danko and ing, and I wean rapping hard. The title cut Today we are in the midst of a merger The show went on with the same force version, "The Lion Never Sleeps," featur­ tries to rap like the Fresh Prince and falls and Women is just a good as Picturebook, John Cale, formerly of the Velvet BUJl1 within the world of music. New Wave, ./ forabout 20 minutes, at which time they in­ ing the familiar intro sung in the Eek-A­ Super band name, super name for an explains, in detail, just what "Yo! but different in style. For one thing, I don't Underground, wrote the latter: Both of rush the show" weans, hew it's applied and flat on his face. His beats, mixed by DJ hardcore, and metal are becoming one and vited Mark Reichert onto the stage with his Mouse falsetto style. album and a really nice album cover, but, Kay-D. also fall flat on their face. Steady foresee Men and Women achieving a high these songs show that this band can handle what causes it. "Sor,histicated Bitch~' the same. A band which is on top of the pile flute. Two songs about Eek-A-Mouse's youth, unfortunately, Magnum's Vigilante, an offers to "Bring the Beat Back." It's a mark on the Top 40 chart, but then again, all kinds of music and the intricate parts features a non-rock guitar solo by Vernon and rising to new heights is Norman Bates & The band gave Mark the stage and he "Teacher" and "School Boy," had Eek­ album with a sparkling white unicorn in a good thing he does, because you're gonna when I see what sad excuses for music are at that go along with both of these weIl­ Reid, while "Your Gonna Get Yours" ex­ The Showerheads, a band with as unique a started playing the introduction to Jethro A-Mouse dancing and marching across the rink gazebo with a twilight blue sky above wonder what the hell this record is all the top of the charts, that really makes no written songs. These two songs will carry plains just why these boys call themselves style as their name. Four guys who have Tull's "Aqualung," and when he reached stage. orange and blueish-black mountains, about. I don't want to totally "dis" this difference. the album up an unfortunately over­ Public Enemy. Let's hope they really don't paid their dues and earned their keep, but the point where the band comes in-they in­ The five-piece band provided a steady doesn't have music to match. record but what else can I do? The album, The LP opens up with a pretty hot and crowded U.K. chart. do what they say. are unfortunately not getting recognition in deed came in with a shocking crash which reggae groove, punctuated with percussion This English outfit sounds a lot like a Steady B's first and maybe his last on heavy first track called "The Right Thing" "Passengers," a song that was written by Anyway, Public Ene1T1j' is Chuck-D. today'5 world of top 40 acts and commer­ threw me off my seat. Their punk/hardcore and electronic sounds, breaking into a dub young Foreigner, except for one thing; lead Jive/RCA Records, just doesn't get me and it's mighty explicit. Mick, what would Iggy Pop, is another strong contender on Flavor-Flav, Terminator X and The cial pop. rendition would have had Ian Anderson out section when Eek-A-Mouse commanded, singer Bob Cately's voice doesn't flow like movin' or groovin', I'J'Tl sorry, but "Get the P .M.R.C. think ·of this?: this album and the remake is done with Security of the 1st World and these boys are This band, which is based in Queens cold because it was so shockingly good. "Do it!" Lou Gramm's does and, at times, actually Physical," "Surprise," "Cheatin' Girl," In the middle of the night, great skill and tasteful harmonies. This is "definitely going to be major forces in the Village, is by far one of the best local When we discussed the reason for doing "The Mouse And The Man" had Eek-A­ sounds like he's struggling to get his lyrics When the time is right, the kind of song that people can hear over world of rap music. Public EneIT'Y is pro­ "Do the Fila" and all the other cuts on this prochrcts since the Ramones, and with a lit­ this song, the guys told me that it was in­ Mouse traveling across the United States to out. Sexily right, and over again and still enjoy. duced by Rick Rubin, who also had his album are "stupid fresh" minus the tle help will surpass the success of the spired by a good friend and fellow musi­ Disneyland: The only worthwhile songs are the last "fresh .:: I'm gonna do the right thing "Sea Breeze" is redone here the way only There I mel Mickey Mouse hand in producing Run-DMC, LL Cool J. Ramones. This band has a unique and hard cian, Kurt Stenzel, a member of Six And two. "Vigilante" has a moderate tempo Feel I'm getting harder now Brian Ferry would allow it to be - with an Beastie Boys, and Oran "juice" Jones, rocking sound with mern bers who know Violence. and we both shake hand and slight emotion, while "Back Street Stetsasonic - On Fire Get offyour back, get on top. eerieness that evokes the weirdest images. He was the mouse I am the man SO you know it's a Def Jam! what their function is and carry out a mis­ .AJJ9th~r: 8!~~t tune which had a wild mix Kid" is almost a true rocker but not .quite.. (Tornrny Boy Records) (F.G.T.H.~ eat your grubby hearts outt) This is tbe kind-of song you-would not ex­ sion with skill and a'deep seatedbelief in . Now it was time for the audience to try pect to see redone because of its oddly uni­ of blues and hardcoreis "Marlboro Man," Just when this record starts to get good.•.it No matter what the P .M.R.C. thinks of it, what they're doing. the Eek-A-Mouse stylee. With the ends. que sound. The song works and I'm sure a song written by some of the band's close What's on fire? Stetsasonic is. Stet­ Hucknall belts it out with a lot of strength They currently have a demo out with five charismatic Eek-A-Mouse commanding his You would think a band with a name like Mr. Ferry would be proud. friends. One of the fans handed Jim a ya's paintings. The stage was Had Norman Bates himself seen the Dr. Seuss. As for Jazzy Jeff and Ice Cream for his fTloney but LL. although his rap .... ,He succeed. say is. it's a darPned sharPe. filled with smoke and Jim Starace read Showerheads, I'm sure be would run and T? They follow Prince's lead and rock wit h toullh lack that certain flair that on Iv \ 1ne Dee~ c~n - Caroline LaRocca - John Peeler from a scroll the implications of the worst teU mother and I can't imagine how happy rut into a rhYfTle. Mellie' \-1e!'1 -, T style. disease ever to hit mankind. He later told she would be. Page 24 Marcb 31, 1917 ARTS

mersey beat of drummer Hugh Whitaker. This track is indeed a good omen of things Spotting-' to come. Ewe Too "Get Up Off Our Knees" is a continua- tion of the angry Socialism that the Trains Housemartins vent on London 0 Hull 4. Even when the music is sweetest, the train­ spotters are positioning themselves for the knockout blow. When Heaton sings: Famines will be famines, Banquets will be banquets. Some spend winter in a palace, Some spendit in blankets. you may not have caught their drift until Heaton's call to arms: Don': WQg )lourfingers at them, And turn to walk away. f Don't shoot someone tomorrow ' ::::: That you-can shoot today. .8 The next track, "Flag Day," has received , much publicity for the featured three- and ~- four-part harmonies. The Housemartins' g., success as an acapella quartet has brought a British rock revolution. (Jackie Wilson's U2 - The Joshua Tree (Island Records) What would a U2 album be without deep "Reet Pettite"was number one fOL three Well, it's finally here. After six weeks of concepts pertaining to these instrumental weeks in 1986.) The harmonizing is most delay, V2, the hottest band around, releas­ masterpieces? "Running to Stand Still" is a impressive, but the nerds would do better ed their much anticipated sixth aIbUIJl, The soothing effort having to do with a heroin leaving confessional white soul to fellow Joshua Tree. Topped only by Springsteen's addict. "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Brits Paul Young and Mick Hucknall. live set in terms of anxious pandemonium, Looking For" continues Bono's and the With "Anxious," however, The this entry by rock's so-called messiahs The Housemartins - London 0 Hull 4 Housemartins redeem themselves. The guys' never-ending journey to find peace (Elektra Records) debuted at the top spot of all the British and equality between all races and religions. subsequent track "Reverend's Revenge," is charts as well as many American ones. The Housemartins are the British pop an instrumental featuring Heaton's har­ The most obvious contribution is the lac­ The most pleasant-sounding song is pro­ sensation of the year. If that means claim­ monica lead. As the record progresses, ing of Led Zeppelin influence evident bably the first single, "With or Without ing they're more noteworthy than fellow you'll hear The Housemar-tins dabble in throughout the album. "Bullet the Blue You," with The Edge's light guitar; by mid­ Anglo-exports The Smiths, Simply Red or - Christianity. But don't be too scared. Yes, Sky," a brash, raunchy heavy rocker, best song he is at his intense vocal best. The Style Council, well, then so be it. But they're Christian, but this isn't a public ser­ exemplifies this as Bono moans out SOJIle Listen to this album at least three times that's how important it is for you to check vice announcement. And this sure isn't ah-ah-ah-ahs and sends visions of Robert before passing judgement. If you're a flat­ out these four train-spotters from Hull. Christian rock (Stryper?). Plant dancing through your head. "Trip out, non-flexible rocker you may be disap­ The debut album London 0 Hull 4 begins Just from the title, London 0 Hull 4, one Through Your Wires" is a bluesy, hick pointed. Oh yea, for those of you in­ with "Happy Hour," a yuppie-bashing an­ witnesses the neighborhood piety il­ composition in the Zeppelin mold. terested, a Joshua Tree is that funny­ them (Where the haircuts smile/and the lustrated by The Housemartins. They're If you're looking for true rockers like looking cactus tree on the back cover in the meaning of~ style/is a night out with the proud to represent this revolutionary "Pride," "New Year's Day" or "I Will same picture as Clint "The Edge" Eastwood. boss) which is indicative of the Housemar­ working-class North England community. Follow," you won't find them here. Instead The guys will be in town in mid-May, right tins' many .levels of intrigue. Singer P. d. And any record that illustrates the songs are subtle and someone with flexi­ before finals, which means if your instruc­ Heaton's sweet voice has been compared to neighborhood closeness is alright by me. Of ble tastes in music could interpret them as tor decides to give an in-class final, the con­ that of Morrisey's, but is in reality closer to course, the fact that this record-is the finest rockin'. "I Still Haven't Found What I'1J'l cert may be the night before. We all know Squeeze's Glenn Tilbrook. Meanwhile, the example of jingly-D1erseybeat-acapaella­ Looking For" has The Edge's now what takes preference over what, don't we? acoustic guitars are strumming the most moralizing-Christian-acoustic-Socialist patented, clean, relentless guitar, a la I'll see you at the show. bouncy jingly melodies since the Dave music to date, doesn't hurt. nBad.~~ . Qark, Fi¥e,-OVer-..the.- nicely,Jaid. dOWD. ~-_·_--,-...,-_.__.__._. -SlnmRggm

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