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Welcome back to University and the start of second semester! We have buli< reading lined up for you starting with Queensland's housing prob­ lem which directly affects many students. Incest is universally taboo in all TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT societies. As the Women's House Survey found, incest is happening in Queens­ land (and everywhere else) in a much binger way than most people imagine. Ihoy found that the taboo acts to prevent Landlords breath a sigh of relief! At least for people from reporting ,t, rather than preventing incest itself. the present, you are not p.ersonally under attack. For another seedy issue, we discuss suicide among students, quoting the alarming statistic of six, perhaps even ten students committing suicide each One of Brisbane's tenant associations has zeroed in It involves the State or Federal government buying up year while at Queensland University on market forces and legal loopholes as the root cause land and renovating dwellings in bad need of repair, We also feature a lift-out for your of tlieir plight, with the State and Federal governments then renting it back to low income earners on a needs noticeboard on 'Self Defense Against as their means oitt of it. basis. Deception': how to be familiar with the The Petrie Terrace Community Association held a "If people could show that their means were pretty bO most common techniques of decept­ special meeting to discuss a plan of action to combat low, then they would be accepted, rather than just put­ ion from every day chats to political the problem of older and poorer tenants of Petrie ting the accommodation on the market and letting debates. Terrace being evicted because they could not keep up anyone have it," Alderman St. Ledger said. with rising rental costs. "That way people wouldn't be displaced from what The meeting was told that the tragedy of market they've come to regard as their community." Plus more reviews than ever before forces which were a fact of 1982, was that older ten­ On the advice of Noel Nunan, a solicitor from the and a three v,^eel< guide to what's on in ants who had lived in the area for more than twenty Caxton Street Legal Service, the meeting of the tenants Brisbane, years were being evicted with only a month's notice also decided on sending a delegation to the State Attor­ Bonza reading til next time! and being displaced from what they considered to be ney General. their home and community. Regardless of any improvements granted by the State Various factors were named as being responsible Housing Commission, people living in dwellings rented for the rent rises. The comparitively few rentals avail­ from landlords or caravan parks were still greatly dis­ able in this increasingly popular and 'middle class criminated against by the Residential Tenancies Act. trendy' inner city area mean that landlords never have "The Residential Tenancies Act is bias in favour of to face the fear of vacancies on their properties. the landlord on four accounts," Noel Nunan said. INCEST page4 This er\ables them, as is their right in a free enter­ "Firstly there is little security of tenure, a tenant Results of D recent Brisbane survey prise economy, to increase their rents as high as they can be evicted from his dwelling with only a months NILE ON MORALS 5 dare, something which has not been difficult because notice in writing regardless of how long he has lived GRAEME BEATON intervievw chief 'quality of their new middle class clientele. there. controller' Fred Nile The trend back to inner city living for younger "We will propose a graded system, where depending CHAINSAW MASSACRE 6 middle class usually involved in small private business on how long the tenant had been there, a couple of IAN COOK logs his report on the rainforest which is expected to thrive in the area, has meant a weeks would be added to the month long eviction conservation debate landlord can demand anything from $60 to $100 rent notice," he said. WAR IS PEACE 12 per week for a single bedroom furnished dwelling. "Secondly, a tenant's rights are outlined in the Act, JOHN JIGGENS explains One member of the tenant association said that but there is no way of enforcing them unless he goes to after he had spoken with a number of real estate agents the Supreme Court. GETTING UP 14 in the area about the number of unoccupied houses in "It's expensive and impractical to go running off to Queensland Uni student set to scale the world's Petrie Terrace, he found that they were being reno­ the Supreme Court for an injunction to get the landlord fourth highest mountain vated in time for the Commonwealth Games so that to fix the toilet. In one such case, it cost us $140 in SELF-DEFENCE AGAINST DECEPTION 17 double rent could be charged. filing fees alone," Mr Nunan said. pull-out, pin up guide. We're not kidding! It was anticipated that after the Games had ended, "Our delegation will propose something along the STUDENT SUICIDE 18 the rent for these dwellings would fall again but stili lines of what they have in South Australia, where they be substantially higher than what they are now. have a Tenancies Tribunal. Some people need academic pressure like they need a hole in the head City Council Alderman Joe St. Ledger who was "There not only can tenants take complaints about present at the meeting, said that the whole eviction and their landlords, the body can also determine what is SOUP KITCHEN CULTURE 21 displacement of the elderly members of the community an expensive rent," he said. KNIFE & FORK MacARTHUR licks the spoon could have been avoided by the State Government. "Fourthly, at the moment there is no fair provision GASP THUMP SPLASH WRENCH OUCH! 22 "The present town plan we are operating under was for the holding and recovery of bonds. We would pro­ Starry campus athletes get physical gazetted in 1978 and the Council's intention with that pose a body like the NSW Rental Bond Board. FEEDING TIMES 34 plan was to rejuvinate inner city areas," he said. "There the bond is lodged with the Board at the be­ Conversation piece by K»ERON RIDGE "We did advise the Government at that time that ginning of tenancy, at the end of it, the tenant notifies because the inner city areas were predominently low the Board that the tenancy Is over and he wants his rental accommodation for low income people, that bond back. SEMPER Is a non-profit polit­ unsolicited manuscripts, pho­ they should look seriously at buying up property there "The Board writes to the landlord asking if he has tographs and Illustrations. ical and cultural magazine and establishmg a future for the population," he said. any objections, if not the bond goes back to the tenant, based at the University of SEMPER Is copyright, St Queensland, Lucia, Old, 1982. Non-profit "But they didn't really take any notice at all," he but if there is an objection the Board will hold a hear­ publications may reprint arti­ continued, "they were still buying properties that were ing," he said. Editors - Kay Nicol, Andrew cles and gropnics provided Fraser Semper ana ihe authors are much cheaper in the outer suburbs and couldn't see that Mr Nunan's final objection to the Act was that It Design - Damlen Ledwich duly acknowledged. The exce­ the trauma that they were causing some of those people ptions are creative writing holds no protection for boarders, lodgers and caravan Cover - Matt Mawson and copyrighted graphics by forcing them to move out to those areas was in fact dwellers. Typesetting - Jenni Bird which remain the copyright of probably costing a lot more." Printers - Gympie Times Pty the authors and may not be "At present in Queensland some caravan parks are Ltd, 197MarySt, Gymple reproduced without their per­ Alderman St. Ledger also told the meeting of action demanding exorbitant rents and the tenant can be Distrlbuton - Gordon and mission. being taken by the NSW Government to deal with prob­ evicted without notice or reason, Gotch Pty Ltd, Brisbane Advertising - lohn Caskey Address all enquides to - lems like that of Petrie Terrace. The essence of which "It Is really a situation of tenancy when people pay (phone 371 2568) SEMPER Magazine will be forwarded to the State Housing Commission by a $70 to $90 for their housing, and for this they should UniofradtMon delegation from the Petrie Terrace Community Associ­ havh?t/ea crxmtksome rinKfrights,r "" hV\ae saidaXA . 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MUD HUTS ALL ROUND '^^:•'^^^^'f<^ The conservation booklet, 'Earthscan' has found that mud is the answer to the Third World housing crisis. Recently, a Queensland polit­ ician has predicted mud huts for Queensland unless this State can^ get its housing problem under control. HARRY DUNSTALL has the story. ::3?!&-.:?y Despite statements of the State Until then it is a 'make-do' situation Ms Williams said that it is the Federal Housing Minister, Mr Claude with students often steeping on the floor Government's 'sink or swim' attitude Wharton to the contrary, it would of a friend's place because Brisbane's with students that contributes towards appear that Queensland does have a hostels (that is, 'crisis accommodation') the students paying exorbitant rates of housing problem. And, as with are nearly always full. rent, other low income earners, the prob­ "Brisbane's temporary accommod­ "There are very few students who can ation situation leaves a lot to be desired," actually afford to pay for a house or a lem necessarily affects students. Ms Williams said. single flat themselves because they just don't have the money," she said. Mr Wharton announced recently the According to Mr Fouras, this situ­ State Government's new $100 million ation is symptomatic of what is happen­ Mr Fouras also believes that Fraser housing package to be spent through its ing elsewhere In the housing sector. Government policies have been 'uncaring, unjust and unrealistic'. normal Housing Commission programmes. He said that 7,400 people are on the «-S5S waiting list for welfare housing. And al­ He said that housing grants to Queens­ About $85 million will be spent this though there are 1,800 old-age pensioner land have gone from $366 million in ^ year on two Commission schemes which units in Queensland, there are 1,300 1974-75 to about $160 million in 1981- will provide rental accommodation, and people on a two to three year waiting 82, when they should have reached low interest loans (8 per cent) to help list. $600 million to cope with inflation. low income families buy their own homes. However, Mr jim Fouras, the Oppos­ While vying for Housing Commission Mr Wharton argues that it has only ition Welfare spokesperson said the accommodation, these people arc having been through the constant efforts of the to lay out 50% - 80% of their income in Government has been wearing 'ideologic­ State Government since the 1974-75 rent. For them every bill becomes a grant that Canberra has finally agreed to al blinkers' - particularly In the public trauma and a near-impossibility to pay. rental market - and that the Govern­ base welfare housing funding on full per ment must change its policy. "It makes it impossible for a person to capita levels. He said that one in seven families arc save even to get a loan from the Housing Since 1973 Queensland has been re­ Commission," Mr Fouras said. very poor and in need of public rental ceiving the lowest per capita allocation accommodation, but that the Govern­ For these people any thought of of any state for welfare housing. How­ ment has been preoccupied with home- building a 'dream home' really is a ever, this is mainly because the Bjelke dream. ownership. Petersen Government refused funding ii^ At the present rate of interest, people On the positive side, since last July 1973. over 2,500 families and pensioners have cannot afford to build their own homes, The situation exists that South Aus­ sS?? been provided with rental accommod­ tralia, a smaller state but with a govern­ and flat-owners cannot expect to get an ation. economic return on their income. There­ ment committed to public rental accotn- fore the bulldozer comes in and unit Further, Mr Wharton said this year modation has 44,000 units for rent, blocks go up. Average price: between will see the completion of 800 rental whereas Queensland has only 17,000. units and the start of a further 300 units. $90,000 and $150,000 - well beyond However, when the new funding However, these units cannot come the reach of most white collar workers system has been fully phased in (which soon enough for, as Mr Fouras said, "The let alone low income earners. according to Mr Fouras may not be until poorest people in the community are 1990), Queensland will set the example Combine this with the massive sale those who have to pay rent". of houses to Southerners who flock to to other states in the area of housing assistance, Mr Wharton said. Queensland on the invitation of Premier These sentiments are echoed by Nina Williams. She said that T.E.A.S. is simply Bjelke-Petersen, and the result Is an In­ But the fact remains now, that more not enough. Full T.E.A.S., which very and more people are paying rent be­ creased demand for public rental accom­ few students are lucky enough to re­ cause they cannot get houses. modation and therefore sky-rocketing ceive, Is $49.50 per week. The answer is public rental accom­ rents. However, the average rent for a share- modation - subsidized housing - but And as Mr Fouras said, "The poor are house Is $27.30 per week (for a self- the proportion of government funding, at the end of the queue". contained flat, rent is $35 to $45). Add both Federal and State, given to this While Mr Fouras described the housing on to this the costs of food, clothing, area must be increased. problem as the 'social tragedy of the electricity, transport and books and Otherwise the poor may soon only eighties', Nina Williams, the Queensland •there is not much left over. be able to afford to live in mud huts. University Welfare Officer, did not go A 'Catch 22' provision is also added: Or can the analogy to mud huts be re­ quite so far, students receiving T.E.A,S. may only garded as merely a colourful way of Ms Williams deals mainly with student earn $2,000 per year extra. "This leaves hinting to society that we place too needs. "Although the waiting list for them in the situation where they often high a standard on the types of hous­ college accommodation Is over six put up with really shoddy accommod­ ing we allow. And that by necessity we months, most students eventually find ation," she said. may have to turn to cheaper and more some sort of accommodation by the time Mr Fouras added, "They double up compact housing to cope with our ever- they are well into their first semester," a lot more. They just have less accom­ Increasing homeless population. she said. modation because they can afford less".

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Semper-3 The old graffitist's definition of incest as "a [game the whole family can play" suggests the flippancy and indifference with whicli the sub­ .v.v.v ject is treated in Australia. Incest might rate as ft?:::::: one of those dark murky topics never mention­ >::::::::::: ed at the dinner table, except it is so obscure x«- x::::-: I few people even give it a thought. The women who counsel at the Brisbane Rape Crisis I Centre and the Women's Refuge thought it obscure too, •x-: 'm\ until their counselling services revealed the presence of a number of women suffering traumas related to child­ hood incestuous experiences. The counsellors discussed the matter with the Depart­ ment of Children's Services and found a deep concern there with an apparent increase in sexual abuse within families. It became clear thai the public had to be shown that incest-rape was a very real problem in the community; and the 1980 Women's House telephone survey of incest was the result. Aided by widespread media publicity, Women's House called for victims of incest or their friends to phone the Centre for three days in July 1980. Respon­ dents were asked a series of questions, within the con­ straints of a supportive counselling interview. Altogether 188 people contacted the Centre, com­ prising 108 'victims' of incest, five 'assailants', and 75 friends or relatives of incest victims. The results make startling reading. Victims were alleging intercourse occurring when they were as young as one year old, or occurring over spans of 16 years or more. Twenty four of the callers said they had been raped or molested by more than one relative, and in fourteen separate cases the sexual relationship was con­ tinuing at the time of calling. The results overwhelmingly point to incest as a male- assailant, fcmate-child-victime phenomena. Over 95 per cent of assailants were male and a similar percentage of victims were female. Half of the victims v/ere under eleven years of age when incest first occurred. Only nine per cent of the incestuous relationships were mutually desired. The images of warm and tender parent-child incest suggested in films such as Bertolucci's m 'La Luna' were not supported by this survey. Nor was there evidence of loving brother-sister relationships. But at this point the constraints of the Women's House survey must be considered. The plea was to victims of incest, from the assumption that incest is an exploitative relationship. And presumably it is. But this would be unfortunate if a few couples in loving incest­ uous relationships were to feel stigmatised by this f adverse publicity given to incest as a whole. Such couples (if they exist), may have avoided the survey and its negative Implications.

His claim was that he saw the older daughter dressing in her bedroom and she initiated sexual relations with him leading to intercourse. This situation has continued for 6 years. The mother left after two years because "she couldn't take the competition" (caller's words). The older girl still resides with him and acts as house­ keeper as well as meeting his sexual needs. He feels no guilt or anxiety about the relationships - but "pride" - for he is "supplying the man". He was asked to advise The feminist orientation of the survey could also have callers who reported ongoing trauma resulting from his daughters of our phone number. discouraged male callers from reporting their experiences. incestuous masterbation or molestation, which legally Homosexual incest with male children (five cases re­ do not amount to incest. Victim was sexually Interferred with by her step-brother ported), may be more widespread then this survey sug­ The following case histories speak more vividly than when she was 3 years old. He was 16 at the time. Victim gests. any long series of statistics. They comprise a sample of was Intimidated by him, and screamed in his presence. And unfortunately the survey sheds almost no light callers who contacted the survey, and are published Caller reported that assailant blamed victim for inciting on male oral sex with babies, a phenomena indicated verbatim from the Women's House report. his sexual urges. The matter was reported to the police, by the occassional occurrence of venereal diseases in who took no action because penetration had not occur­ The victim was 3 years old when first assaulted by her the mouths of babies. red. Long-term effects on the victim have been hatred father. He forced her to have oral sex and also master- The most Important point made by Women's House of men, and requiring psychiatric help. Caller advocated' bated in front of her. These incidents occurred some­ upon assessing the results of the survey is the limited police treat such reports with belief and seriousness. times four times a week, and on weekends, for about options available to those seeking to escape incestuous 16 years until she left home. The father was an Engineer relationships. Sister of victim reported a long term situation of incest, and the mother was described as having a Victorian Children are economically and usually emotionally commencing when the victim was 12 years old. The attitude towards sex. The Incest was first reported to dependent upon their parents. It may make life worse assailant, the victim's father, used violence and threats of a church social worker who wouldn't believe the story to have a father jailed, or to run away from home. The violence to enforce his will on her. Victim felt pregnant and so no action was taken. The father also assualted child may be disbelieved by friends and relatives, and to him three times and was institutionalised for a period her younger brother and sister and two aunts. may lack access to those able to effect change. as a result. No action taken against assailant. Situation ended when he died. The caller believes that if there had The lack of meaningful counselling services in Aus­ Caller was the brother of the victim, but was himself been an alternative to Imprisonment of assailant, and tralia Is a severe problem, hampered by the commun­ for a time, a victim of his father's sexual Interference. more public awareness, her mother may have sought ity's failure to perceive incest-rape as a real problem. He said their father, a doctor, had sexually molestered help. Hopefully the publicity attending this survey will his sister since the age of 5; that he is not sure if pene­ engender greater public concern, and will lead to govern­ tration has been effected; but that the sexual relation­ One victim, living In a rural area was raped not only by ment support for more institutions like the Rape Crisis ship has been sporadically continuous for 14 years. her father, but by three uncles and one cousin. This [ Centre. His sister, he reported, has consequently been com­ began when she was in her early teens and ended when The Women's House survey recommends several mitted to a psychiatric hospital for long-term care. she left home. It was never reported. She has suffered I changes to ease the trauma on incest victims appear­ She has felt guilty about the relationship, although she consequences of being unable to form stable sexual ing In courts. They note that the maximum sentence was probably never a willing participant, and the father relationships, undergoing psychiatric treatment, having [ of life imprisonment for male offenders In Queensland employed threats to coerce the girl. Their mother died unsatisfactory relationships with her three children, may serve only to deter victims from reporting the when the girl was young. The father's professional - TIM LOW I offence. status has protected him, according to the caller. There The present legal definition of Incest as Including was no support or escape seen by the children. [only penile penetration of the victlms's vagina also One call from an assailant gave an account of his 11 and comes under criticism. The survey Included many 12 year old daughters both being willing participants. ??^.'/.V/.v.«

Semper-4 Reverend Nile, as director of the isn't.the attitude that It conveys an Festival of Light and member of the elitist one? It claims to represent the NSW Senate, what are your aims? normal and decent people in society and labels people that don't agree 1 sec my priority is to mobilise wholesome with its values as perverted or watch­ public opinion for purity, love and family ing rubbish, so surely the media In life. That Is to mobilise the great majority conveying the Festival of Light can't of Australians lo speak up and become help but depict it as an elitist lobby involved. group? Yes, well they're far from it. They're You claim to represent the majority actually a working class group of concern­ of Australians. What statistics, what ed people. I think the media has a vested evidence have you to support that interest in the whole debate. If the Fest­ claim? ival of Light is successful then we hinder Well, it's difficult to prove that claim but their operations, that is in the operations many surveys that have been taken confirm of, say, pornography. It. For example, 78% of the Australian You were recently involved in the population claims to have a Christian controversy over the artwork 'As affiliation or claims to be Christian. You Stupid as a Painter' which showed can hardly be a member of the Church of various sex acts using photograpiis .England or the Baptist Church and not and a cartoon style. I read a quote be Christian. They're denominations of the from the artist himself about the Christian faith. work and he said that it was a depict­ That's largely a nominal thing though ion of the degradation of sex in mod­ isn't it? ern society. That is, that the painting Well, that's for you to decide. If people was like many modern artworks In make that claim who am I to investigate that it sought to represent the real­ them and say, 'arc you nominal?', 'arc you ity which the artist saw. Does the for real?'. Admittedly, some of them are Festival of Light achieve anything nominal but just liow many I don't think when it seeks to remove or censor anyone is really sure. works of art when the reality which You also have a number of people who the art reflects continues to exist? arc not linked with a Christian church who Well, there's no doubt that what the paint­ support all its tenets. I call these the ing depicts exists. That's what we're fight­ people of goodwill who, for various reas­ ing. That is the whole corruption and ons, maybe their Sunday school years or decadence in our society, which we believe parental influence, have Christian values , The Reverend Fred Nile is a man widely known foi- tough conser­ is a minority problem but it could become a majority problem if it is allowed to but may not regard themselves as pract­ vative viewpoints concerning'moral issues in Australian society. He Is ising committed Christians. fester and grow like a sickness, a cesspool. director of the Festival of Light and; a Wiember of the New Sbuth Now that painting, I still call it an But I don't regard them as members of Wales Senate. i ' ' the opposition. I regard them as members obscene article, not a painting, was simply of our support group. I Recently he has been involved in controversies ovfer fl(m censorship a reproduction of pornographic pictures. at the Australian Film Festival, the rernoval of a painting from an It was not an original artwork at all. I see So what's your reaction to Australian art gallery in Sydney and reported criticism of 'Brideshead Revisited' it as like a poison in our society I'm historians who see the history of with its homosexual overtones, as well as a continuous battle against fighting to eliminate. But I do object to the broad mass of Australian people the Ifberalisition otlawVfor homosexuality, marijuana, pornography, it having that official approval to be hang­ as being a secular one? and abortion.^ *• , . ing in an art gallery. In my opinion the painting was glamorising pornography. Well, I think there is an element of truth in GkAEjVIE' BEATON caught up with the slick Rev. Nile in Sydney that. Even though we have a Christian re'cently. ^ I don't think an art gallery has the allegiance there is a great overlay of secu­ right to hang up obscene items. 1 mean, larism. There Is a contradiction in the if people sodomise themselves or a man Australian psyche somewhere. They maybe fairly free even the apathetic majority^ and the Festival of Light brutally rapes a woman, various horrific scenes, I don't in many ways, in their attitudes, and may appear to be think they need to be displayed. I can't see the justi­ materialistic and secular and may even resent anybody fication for them hanging In a public art gallery open trying to say they're religious. to all ages. Even when people do have a Christian or religious You've said Queensland is one of the cleanest motivation they don't reveal It. Australians, maybe states in Australia. Why do you think Queens­ even more than other nations, keep It pretty quiet. land Is perhaps the most morally conservative 1 speak to a lot of non-Christian groups however, state in Australia? and I find a great support for what I am saying. Some Well 1 think the government has resisted the efforts of non-Christian audiences feel even more strongly on the vocal immoral minorities. The other states don't some things I talk about than some Christian audiences. seem to be able to or not only resist them but in some states lead them. " So while they are not religious they would hold Christian values you think? Like In South Australia, Don Dunstan was a member To values they may not even know that they're Chrisi fhat vocal minority, In my opinion, and he had cer- But values that emphasise the importance of maj itrong views in the area so he legislated for it against family life, parents bringing up their children or the wishes of the people, in my opinion. It way and children being taught the right tf^' mocracy at all. the parents don't do it themselves. Tha^ continuously voted in. standard we've got, the dilemma you have in politics as to To many Australians it appears politician to say, as people say here of Light represents a minor]' bor supporters, we want a Labor power. The Labor government which is attempting to d^ economically but they're doing society what they should In the moral, social area. in the matter of censors] vote in another goverp- I don't agree with th u have all the time. presents us and unive, Petersen you could present it that way, prity view on the There is one, ^e the majority but you've believe tha. nservatlve ity grou ervatlve could ^eing es. Bj

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I HEREBY CALL NOMINATIONS FOR THE 3, Yoo may nominate for Overseas Student Represent­ FOLLOWmG POSITIONS ON THE 72N0 ative if your permanent legal address is outside the COUNCIL OP THE UNIVERSITY OF QUEE^«^ .> Commonwealth of Australia and its M^Ssl^^i. LAND UNION, THATIS TO SAY:- Al You may nominate for Post-Gtj *t|v€ if you are accorded Post- Uiilon. EXECUnVE MEMBERS: "S, V-;iC!WT)^leted HOSPITALS A|^!§i universities. form to the Administrative S9d«ftiMfiitt'ii"^.!Union 1 (one) •iJ'^eoiT^'itif*'''"'HOSPltAM|i|(^*iiANC' e OFFICER. ELECTED Office at St. Lucia before 3PWi:j«|p|(ii^e"^3th • vASy AND FfibWil^jS-XLINICAL MEDICAL AND August, 1982. Nomin.itions vifl^t^|^j'|^.(Tiplete, ; ::;;THERAPy STUDEWtS. are submitted late or at 1 {on«):V:;;::ftePRgSENTATIVE OF CLINICAL PHYSIOTHER- rejected under the Union •.••:.A?:VrffruoENTS. ELECTED BY AIMD FROM THE CyNiCAfctHVStOTHERAPY STUDE(\JTS. QUALIFICATIONS OF CAJf^DJi 1 REPftESI^XTflVE OF CLINICAL OCCUPATION- 1. You may nominate fO^jaHV' one «?{|p^.i|)OSitions of President, General '^|ip;j?resident, ©i&bation Vic^ AL THEI^APY STUDENTS, ELECTED BY AND President, Union S|^i^y, TreasU'iiftr, National, FROM THE CLINICAL OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY Student Affairs OffippMfiftjglivities;;?^ ^tWDENTS. ne) jfi^lSENTATIVE OF CLINICAL SPEECH THER- if you are a Membei^^^miMWl^ '^'^"^'00 i^g^VllTUOENTS, ELECTED BY AND FROM THE enrolled student^tlw nier'''^^^^*'-""''^'^- ' •'^^s:^" n. • """'KAL SPEECH THERAPY STUDENTS. 2. You may nofjpfle^r; on of Wo AL REPRESENTATIVES ELECTED BY Rights Vice Pt^^enl' Female Membi FROM THE CLINICAL, MEDICAL ANO the Union, {i^^^uri" judents arft..m APY STUDENTS. bersofthe PITALS AREA ACTIVITIES OFFICER ELECT- You may- the pQ»l^^^ of ^ BY AND FROM THE CLINICAL, MEDICAL At its meeting on May 6, 1982, Senate AND THERAPY STUDErJTS. St. Lucia (Pi !jj^'Presiden^^l^itail^s received the final report of the "Fielding Comm­ Area El^treet Area;! '^1 ()*9i3^B.HOSPtTALS AREA PUBLICITY OFFICER ELECT- i#^#ED BY AND FROM THE CLINICAL, MEDICAL ittee", which Was the committee appointed by dent as AND THERAPY STUDENTS. than •Vwrttfhetable 00 Senate to review the Academic Organisation of are< egulations, ^i the University. ";/AG. AREA COMMITTEE ;:.External Vice Senate approved the report of the Fielding Comm­ |its through the ive) STUDENT REPRESENTATIVES ELECTED FROM THE FACULTIES OF AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE B. any member classr ittee by an overwhelming majority - 29 to 1. Some AND VETERINARY SCIENCE. 0 is not studying the majo^glf'^-? members stated that although they were voting for the report, they had difficulty in accepting all facets of the points I? POST-GRADUATE STUDENTS AREA COMMITTEE tway Committee's report and hoped that Senate would alter 6 (six) STUDENT REPRESENTATIVES ELECTED BY AND fiifor re-cia FROM THE POST-GRADUATE STUDENTS WHO some of the proposals contained in it. iff or the ARE MEMBERS OF THE UNION. inbu are a The most important recommendations are:- Studenj A Candidate for Convenor of any of these bodies will, 1, The division of the University into five 'groups'. mean?'iW(|M((|rtton enroll unless otherwise requested in writing, be tat<"standardised' throughout the University and in

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CONTRADICTIONS: Thomw Lesr,- "Andy's gone with cattle now" - a tune with a Scottish The last song is worth the price of the album. 'B Movie' is 2 X 45: CABARET VOLTAtBE IChetry Red) lament - was my pick of the musical arrangements of the another rap song and it's a masterpiece of socio-political writing. If it weren't for independent record companies, we Lawson poems. It is USA 1981, and wa will be able to listen to this song as a would never hear some of the best music that is being In some of the tracks I felt the musical arrangements were piece of history, at least until Reagan is forgotten. All is related made here and overseas. not strong enough to cope with the drive of the lyrics. This was to the unreal situation o1 political and public life in the US and Generally guided by the very individual taste of some idealist, due in part to the use of drums and electric guitar as rock In­ the feeling that it is all a 'B Movie'. philanthropist or fool, they tend to pick up on records that struments rather than as a medium that cad produce the strength "Reflections" has a lot to offer and definitely worth your don't (juite fit into the more commercial malntream favoured by that the Bushwackers achieved with their electrics on "Faces In Indulgence. I leave you with a sample of Gil's advice from , the majors. the Street". 'B Movie'. The problem is that just because a record is outside the main­ Also on the album are Lawson recitations performed realistic­ You don't have to be in no hurry. stream doesn't mean we'll (all) like it or that we should (all) ally by Ted Simpson who sounds as if he were born in a shearing you ain 't never really got to worry. like it The independent philosophy is that you should be shed. You don't need to check on how you feel. free to play what you like. - ROGER ROSSER Just keep repeating that none of this is real. But equally you should be free to form your own opinion about a record. None of which makes it very easy to make your And if you're sensing that something's wrong REFLECTIONS: Gil Scott-Heron (Arlston) first million out of running an independent record company. just remember that it won't be too long Both of these albums have been released by a company called Gil Scott-Heron is normally associated with Brian before the director cuts this scene Monash Records. There must be somebody delightfully perverse Jackson and together they recorded albums containing 'cause running it, because both records are so idiosyncratic it's hard to a high proportion of socio-political songs. fVlusically this ain't really your life imagine one person liking both. It's like having a T-shirt with they are well produced, slick sounding records and ain't really your life Abba on the front and Captain Beefheart on the back. (Say, this Gil Scott-Heron's rich deep voice is unusually appeal­ ain't really ain't nothin'but a movie. could be the beginning of a beautiful hiendshipl) ing. Gil Scott-Heron has now gone solo on a project - DAVID ST.JOHN Interestingly, both albums are double 12 inch 45's, a format simply called "Reflections". pioneered by A Certain Ratio and Rip Rig and Panic. They're This album, as the title suggests, is a look at events that have BROADSWORD: Jethro Tull (Festival) also attractively packaged - the artwork on "Contradictions" affected his life, past and present. At first, the record sounds consists of strangely oriental characters (in the printing sense), Jethro Tull, and in particular singer/songwriter, very self-indulgent but after very few listens one finds a wealth while the cover of 2 x 45 is a pure black fold-out which tucks Ian Anderson, would have to rate as one of the great of comments about life which one can understand and appreci­ into Itself in a curious andeogynous fashioni ate. Admittedly, a lot of his reflections are about American survivors in modern rock. Despite the cover, "Contradictions" is ultimately disappoint­ Life which we can only relate to through the media, but it is a ~ As the basis of Jethro Tull, Anderson has been churning ing. Thomas Leer borrowed Morgan Fisher's (ex-Mott the useful expression as we get a personal view. In fact, the strongest out records since the late 60's, and the long time establish­ Hoople) equipment and studio, mastered each of them and songs are about the U.S.A. ment of any musician poses an intergral dilemma. recorded an album that is technically competent but lacking Marvin Gaye's 'Inner City Blues' into which he injects a poem On "Broadsword", Anderson appears to have compromised in passion. called 'the Siege of New Orleans', is a black song typical of this dilemma by basically sticking to what he knows best, but The title itself suggests the type of dilemma that tore Howard Stevie Wonder's 'Living in the City', but with mote bite. In this still throwing in a couple of tricks to excite listeners who expect Devote apart on 'Shot by both sides', but the result is something song, and in two other, he uses a rap technique to get across his something different. altogether more innocuous. The music is in the vein of Simple views. These raps are poems which need to be presented in this The most obvious example of this is the use of traditional Minds, Japan and Human League - synthesized pop funk (now manner or the impact will be lost medieval instruments in tandom with modern driving rock. The result is pleasing, if a little disjointed at times. Thankfully, that's a real label for voull - but it lacks the tension that dis­ They also draw your attention to Gil's ability with words. Anderson is tasteful enough not to push the combination too tinguishes those groups from the rest. For example in 'Morning Thoughts' ha starts out with a love The funny thing is that it often comes very close to sounding far. song and ends up taking us through a whole spectrum of feelings. One of Anderson's constant themes is the essential depravity like 8 mid-seventies light heavy metal album. 'Hear what I say' Morning thoughts are of the storm could be Jack Bruce doing a slow, synthesized version of 'Sun­ of man which is hidden beneath an innocent exterior. On "Aqua­ lightning flashing through the dawning sky shine of your love'. 'Mr Nobody' could be the late Tommy lung" we bad 'Cross-Eyed Mary' who'd "do it for a song", while Bolin during his solo, pre-Deep Purple (Deep Purplel) phase. of Grandma's hands and younger days of life's on "Broadsword" there is Pussywillow, "bnishing the sleep Well at least Leer is frank enough to admit that he doesn't discovery from behind the veil of her guidance from her young woman's eyes". want to be a pop star. He probably wouldn't dare. of the music that forms our Anderson has been borrowing from the English folk/rock Cabaret Voltaire after a slow start have finally embraced historical biography - descriptive of precious heritage scene since 1978, and this influence is again strongly feflettad pop music just a little. And it wouldn't surprise me if they of the aches and frustrations of city Ufa blues in the personnel who play on this album. Bass player Dave Pegg ended up pop stars one day (well stirt of -you know, the the treat of violence that provides the atmosphere was with Fairport Convention, while drummer Gerry Conway and producer Paul Samwell-Smith worked on Cat Stevens enigmatic type?). and obsenrations from the balcony albums in the early 70's. The foot in the door is the rhythm section. It somehow of a'B Movie' Anderson will always be a bard in court, one who sun/ives the manages to structure the assortment of tapes, synthesizer and as (though) 'All the world's a stage'. saxes that dart and wind through the songs like the "Arctic" fluctuating temper of a particularly fickle king. scene from "2001". You could probably dance to "War of - ANDREW FRASER Nen/es' if it wasn't so herd to argue at the same time. 'Protection' too sun/ives a whole side on the basis of the rhythm and a really silly sequence of sax notes. Quite why, I don't know. Like junk food, B-movies and sex, you enjoy it at the time but can't explain why aftenvards. And guess that's about whan they come in and take you away. - IAN GRAY

THE ROARING OAVS OF HENRY LAWSON: Mike ind Michelle Jackson (Larrikin) One of the most important periods- in Australian history was the 1890's. It was this period which saw the culmination of Australian nationalism in the 1901 Federation. One of the dominant figures in this period was Henry Lawson. On this album the writings of Lawson are featured along with the music of multi-instrumentalists, Mike and Michelle Jackson. There is also a number of the Jacksons' own tunes, some ertormed and arranged traditionally, while others are backed Ey electric instruments and drum kit. The latter produce a strange combination of sounds - in one at of tunes a hammered dulcimer plays melody, while the drums blaze away very much In the foreground.

!i!!5ii8S858i^ilf^^^SiSs-ss^ Sennper-9 profits at the expense of work conditions. However, too high a turnover of staff costs money in training, so com­ pany policy began to change. r w ish you were here The memo went out. Employ married personnel, Comaico docs Us bit for the nuclear family. Unfortun­ ately (for Comaico) married women failed to flock to the Gulf of Carpentaria. Subsequently, there were still all those single men with lust in their loins rampant around Wiepa, so the personnel department came up with another bright idea - employ single women. Perhaps the lure of big money or the promises of unexplored frontiers duped them as well, but slowly single women began to arrive at Wiepa, Ironically, what was at first a cheap method of "calming down the boys" turned out to be a minor financial boon for the company. Women, it seems, have proved to be more efficient in the mining process, often squeezing an extra 15% of ore into each truch load. They are less abusive to mach­ inery, thus lower maintenance costs and less sick days. Comaico, for their part, have quietly stepped up recruitment but don't advertise the fact. As one employ­ ee put it ~ "It would cause trouble with the unions if they knew the men were being discriminated against". With the personnel problem solved, conditions at Wiepa fell into this new "civilised" lifestyle - golf course, bowling green, artificial lake, speedway and squash coust all served to divert leisure time into con­ So you're pretty fed up with cruising down shelter but dispensed a maximum of beer. structive channels. the coast for your holidays and reckon that a Recreation was based on the time-honoured Aust­ But the highlight of any trip to Wiepa is the sight of spell in the wild would bring back some of.tjie ralian pursuits of drinking beer and fishing, or occassion- those huge machines eating away like predatory old zip. ally a combination of the two. monsters at the walls of bauxite. Rumour has it that the crocodiles were getting a Well, here's a place to cross off your list very quickly. taste for beer, or at least that was the story when a few It's Wiepa, the bauxite mining community on the west These days Wicpa is a well-planned community fishermen went for a swim in the wrong waterholc {one • coast of the Gulf of Carpentaria. with an abundance of vegetation and community servic­ was taken). es such as a hospital, schools, a shopping centre and When I first visited Wicpa in 1976 as a student The avid explorer (white, of course) could still go places of worship. earning some much needed cash, Wiepa exuded a certain in search of unseen lands but by and large that involved But there's only one catch. To live at Wiepa you've frontier atmosphere, not unlike the conventional over­ too much time and there was always plenty of mining got to be either an employee or a contractor for Com­ seas view of Australia. to be done. aico. The accomodation consisted of 8' x 7' aluminium Wiepa is "owned" by Comaico, a subsidary of mining If you don't want to stay as a paying guest in either huts known as "dongers" complete with two single giant CRA. According to them wc were opening up this beds, fridge, and cupboard. of these statuses, alternatives arc the Albotross Hotel/ vast land, laying the ground for future generations, Motel at $300 a week, or moored in the harbour, which Appetites were catered for at the Mess Hall or if one and doing our bit to help make Australia great. could prove a little damp in Wiepa's wet season. insisted on a purely liquid diet, the infamous "stubby This was the basis of the company policy. "Make the The fishing is still good, but illegal netting has dimin­ hut". This consisted of a large refrigerator surrounded boys feel this is the place to be! This is home!" by smaller refrigerators that provided a minimum of ished the once plentiful stocks of barramundi. The Gun Back in the mid-seventies when the market was Club is peopled by those of the "shoot anything that strong and stable it was moves" school. full steam ahead - knock The Aboriginal and Islander population frequent the down those trees and rip public bar with gusto on occasions, but even the most Gets you 6 summer weeks out that bauxite. angry ones seem resigned to the civility of the white $150 In 1977 alone, ten mill­ intrusion. ion tons of bauxite crossed As I returned earlier this year from a short period the weighbridge. Everyone of work in Wiepa, I settled back into the Fokker seat °"' KIBBUTZ got a silver pen. (Even stu­ and asked the person sitting beside me how far it was dents!) to Cairns. Comalco's profits soar­ He looked over to me with a rather bemused look and ed, but the high turnover replied "About six stubbies, mate!" Some things never of staff bore testimony to change. their concentration on -DAVID 8ARBAGELL0

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^^'rper-.-n You read the headlines in the Murdoch press, COLD STEEL FOR JOHNNY GAUCHO, and you feel like resigning from the human race. .. What can we make of this barbarous and homocidal version of Space Invaders in the South Atlantic? It is horrible enough that highly sophisticated and unbeliev­ ably expensive machinery is being used for the sole purpose of exterminating as many humans as possible; that the media can package this slaughter as light enter­ tainment, as prolefeed to boost circulation, should make us think. . . , ^ . , , The governments of BriUin and Argentina, shaky, unstable and unpopular before the killing started, are both riding waves of popular enthusiasm that would have been unthinkable a short time ago. George Orwell was right: War is Peace.

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.

The Importance of Being Killed War and the preparation for it occupy the central place of modern economies. Each year the world spends $410 thousand million on armaments; that's nearly one million dollars each minute. Making and designing the weapons of war occupies over 400,000 scientists and engineers, over half the world's numbers. Other figures give a clearer perspective of the lunacy of this waste of the world's resources: the World Bank estimates that the annual cost of making 'real impact' on the developmental crisis is $15 thousand million. The Food and Agricultural Organisation of the U.N. estimates that the annual cost for land and water for poor nations to meet food production targets is S4.5 thousand million. To maintain essential imports poor nations need $5.5 thousand million, according to the World Bank. Environmental expert, Barbara Ward estimates that the cost for solving the crisis of cities and home settlements is $25 thousand million. All this would only cost what the world spends on arms every five weeks. So why does it happen? Why are the resources of the world squandered on destructions?"There are a number of viewpoints.

The Economic Argument The economic argument concentrates on the role of the Military Industrial Complex. Because so much money is spent on armaments, the companies that supply them arc amongst the richest and most powerful in the world. It is often argued that the U.S. Government is con­ trolled by the Military-Industrial Complex (compris­ ing the Pentagon and the Arms makers. There is a fair overlap.of personel between these two; retired generals and admirals etc., find employment mainly with the armament firms.) A similar grouping is influ­ ential in the Soviet Union. The influence of the U.S. Military-Industrial Complex is pervasive. General Alexander Haig, ex-Secretary of State, was prior to this President of United Technologies whose Pratt & Whitney Aircraft group make jet engines. Another of Reagan's top advisors, General Bernard Schriever is a director of Control Data Corporation and Emerson Electric, both major defence contracts. The close fabric of shared interests among America's business and defence elites led corporate political action committees to donate millions of dollars to Reagan's political campaign, managing in quite legal ways to circumvent federal spending limitations enabling Reagan to outspend the Democratic Party 10 to 1. Colt Industries, General Dynamics, Gruman, Hughes, Aircraft, Litton, Lockhead, Northrop, United Tech­ nologies were among the leading defence firms that contributed to Reagan's campaign. For these corporations, this was money well spent. After he was elected Reagan announced he was going to spend $1.5 million million on defence over the next 5 years. Funding appropriate politicians is only one of the tactics of the Military-Industrial Complex. They also run probably the world's most effective lobby group, the American Security Council, headed by another retired General, Daniel O'Graham, Viewers of last year's ABC documentary GOODBYE GUTENBERG were amazed by the A.S.C.'s letter writ­ ing machine. Stored on computer tape are the names, addresses and some personal details of the 'leaders of opinion' in towns and cities right across the United States. The computer can write thousands of 'person­ al' letters each hour. Each letter, supposedly from a group of concerr\ed generals and admirals, has a stand-

Semper-12 Nationalism With the rise of nation states, localism and regional­ ism were replaced by nationalism. The nation state had to convince people to be loyal to It. So when the system of universal, compulsory education was introduced one of Its aims was to unify a people by belittling their economic, social, cultural, and religious differences by emphasising their national language and inculcating a common national patriotism. Nationalism is a kind of vulgarised religion. It offers us escape from our own powerlessness and worthless- ness, not through identification with a god, but through identification with the nation-state; it has its own sacred rituals and texts and missionary zeal. For Australians, nationalism and militarism have been united through the myth of Anzac Day. In a recent 'Social Alternatives', Drew Hutton writes: "The Anzac legend taps into something quite fundamental in the human condition. Its appeal is to such qualities as hero- Ism, sacrifice, manliness, mateship, leadership and obedi­ ence and it nestles into Australia's historical conscious­ George Orwell, ness in a way that draws sustenance from both radical and conservative elements of the cultural heritage and WAR IS PEACE '1984'. which permeates all social classes. "Militarists can draw from the Anzaclegend a series of Images and symbols that enable them to justify ^ustraliana serving as little more than cheaply- ard text (usually a variation of the Soviet Menace). Patriarchy acquired, front-line troops for a foreign imperialism However, persona! details are inserted to 'individualise' and to imbue their role with a reckless courage, a sense each letter. Feminists have shown that militarism is linked to of solidarity and an anti-authoritarianism which are As well, the American Security Council funds films. certain culturally re-inforced 'masculine' traits: lack of supposedly quite unique." During the last electoral campaign they had a film called empathy; emotional denial, sacrifice and heroism. 'Attack on the Americas', a piece of pure Cold War par­ Young boys are given imitation weapons as toys. They Egocentricity are socialised to see war as some grand Biggies-style anoia that warned that the Soviet Union was on the In the tradition of Western psychology, ego­ Boys Own adventure. verge of taking over the world, that Cuba was doing centricity refers to selfishness and false pride and During the First World War, when women were the Soviet's work in Latin America, and that the U.S. to the notion that the world exists for our own may in the very near future face communist troops campaigning to get the vote and young men of an personal benefit In the tradition of Eastern across the Rio Grande. entire generation were happily slaughtering each other, philosophy , .. egocentricity refers to the notion The film cost upwards of $1 million to make, and the American novelist Alice Duer Miller satirized all the that we are solid and Isolated beings, sealed up more money was spent showing it on local TV, in public specious objections to women's sufferagc in a piece in our skins like so many tin cans on a shelf.. . schools, and to concerned groups. The American Secur­ called 'Why we oppose votes for men': 77?e notion that we are separate from trees, ity Council's tax-deductible patriotic hysteria results in 1) Because Man's place Is in the Army animals, stars, wind, rocks, minerals — from the larger contracts for the armament firms. 2) Because no manly man wants to settle any life that is In all these things - Is a half truth question otherwise than by fighting about it and when we take it as the whole truth it Is Hierarchy 3) Because if Men should adopt peaceable methods reasonable to call It an illusion. women will no longer look up to them Mark Satin 'New Age Politics In his section 'War is Peace' in 1984, George Orwell 4) Because men will lose their charm if they step offers a different argument for the prevalence of war. out of their natural sphere and interest themselves War is attractive only to people who have been ihe primary aim of modern warfare is to use up in other matters than feats of arms, uniforms wounded in their empathic being. Our society records the products of the machine without raising the and drums violence from the standpoint of the agressor, rarely general standard of living. Ever since the end of 5) Because men are too emotional to vote. Their the victim (just watch TV and movies). We are en­ the nineteenth century, the problem of what to do conduct at political conventions and at baseball couraged to 'get ahead' by trampling on others in the with the surplus of consumption goods has been games shows this, while their innate tendency to race up the social hierarchy. Nationalism encourages latent In Industrial society . . , From the moment appeal to force renders them particularly unfit us as a nation to go out and trample on other nations. when the machine first made its appearance it for the task of government. Patriarchal attitudes encourage men to oppress women. was clear to all thinking people that the need for Even anti-militarists talk about 'fronts, struggles, The most intelligent piece of the Murdoch Press's human drudgery, and therefore, to a great extetit campaigns, fights'. One of the cultural bases of war Is anti-Argentine campaign was an article in the for human Inequality, had disappeared. If the that We don't feel for other people. 'Weekend Australian' called "The Ugly Face of the Real machine was used deliberately for that end, hun­ By themselves, a marxist, an anarchist, a feminist Argentina". It was a reprint of a piece by V.S. Naipual ger, overwork, dirt. Illiteracy could be eliminated or christian analysis of War is incomplete. A complex which quite accurately described the suppression of in a few generations. And In fact, without being mix of cultural values lies at the root of the problem. women and the sadistic sexuality of the Argentinian used for any such purpose, but by a sort of auto­ Capitalism, hierarchy, patriarchy, nationalism, ego- Macho, their passionless desire for sexual conquest matic process — by producing wealth which It centrism are the walls of our prison. These walls are and humiliation. was sometimes Impossible not to distribute — the mutually supporting: it is useless to attack just one of machine did raise die standard of living of the Of course, it was the patriarchal attitudes of an them. average human being very greatly over a period enemy country that were being exposed. Similar ele­ ments in the psyche of British or Australian soldiers of about fifty years at the end of the nineteenth JOHN JIGGENS. and the beginning of the twentieth centuries. wouldn't be criticised. But it was also clear tiiat an all round increase in wealth threatened the destruction - Indeed, In some sense was the destruction - of a hierarch­ ical society. . . The problem was how to keep tlie wheels of industry turning without increasing the real wealth of the world. Goods must be produced, but they must not be distributed. And In practice the only way of achieving this was continuous warfare. The essential act of war is destruction, not necessarily of human lives, but of the products of human labour. War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring Into the stratosphere, or sink­ ing in the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too com­ fortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelli­ gent. Even when weapons of war are not destroy­ ed, their manufacture is still a convenient way of expanding labour power without producing any tiling that can be consumed , . . And at the same time the consciousness of being at war and therefore in danger, makes the handing-over of all power to a small caste seem the natural, un­ avoidable condition of survival. War, it can be seen, not only accomplishes the necessary destruction, but accomplishes it In a psychologically acceptable manner. In prin­ ciple It would be quite simple to waste the sur­ plus labour of the world by building temples and pyramids, by digging holes and filling them up again, or even producing vast quantities of goods and setting fire to them. But this would provide only the economic and not the emotional basis for a hierarchical society.

Semper-13 In September this year, a 26 year old Queens­ land University student will be attempting to climb the world's fourth-highest mountain. TIM LOW reports.

Because it is the monsoon season and air travel is Climbing In the Himalayas is a difficult restricted, Hillary's team will be forced to walk all the business. Long before the hardships and dangers way from Katmandu, capital of Nepal, to the Lhotse of the climb itself, there are the bureaucratic summit. The base camp will be reached by about August problems and costs of booking a mountain. 27, after twenty days walking. Mt Everest is booked out by climbers until The next month will be spent in fitness training 1988, cancellations notwithstanding, and the and adjustment to high altitude. Heavy packs will be waiting period for other high peaks is two to carried up and down steep ridges. three years. The push on the final summit will begin at the end of September, and should take five or six days. If successful, it will be only the fourth ascent of Lhotse. Once a booking has been accepted by the Nepalese Everest, by comparison, has been climbed about thirty government, the financial problems begin. Apart from times. the booking fee, perhaps $1500, there are the costs of Each day of the climb will begin at about 4 am, equipment, about $1500 for each climber, the return two hours before dawn. The two hours will be spent airfares, and wages for a compulsory Nepalese liaison melting snow for drinking water, of which eight litres officer, cook, assistant, and for porters. must be drunk daily. It will be Important to climb as Nepalese law dictates that the liaison officer be early in the day as possible, before the sun has had the supplied a complete set of mountaineering equipment chance to heat and destabilise the snow. of the same standard as the visiting climbers - another What sort of person becomes a mountain climber? cost of $1500. (The liaison officer retains this equip­ From developed his Interest as a boy, while clamber­ ment, which is then resold to climbers in the thriving ing over rocks on his parents' property near Esk. "By bazaars of Katmandu.) accident I saw some climbers and knew it was what I For Brisbane climber Fred From, these financial wanted to do." problems have suddenly become urgent. Two weeks ago he was invited to join a climb planned by Peter While a student at Ipswich Grammar, From and Hillary, son of Sir Edmund, to Lhotse, fourth highest his three brothers were all nicknamed 'Fred', and, mountain in the Himalayas and the world. for the mountain climber, the name 'Fred From' has The climb is planned for September this year. From stuck. His real christian name is known to few people. must immediately raise his $5000 share of the costs in In 1974, with another climber, he founded the time to fly to Nepal at the end of this month. University of Queensland Rockclimber's Club, while The sudden invitation came about because two New studying physics at University. From has pioneered Zealanders backed out of the climb. From is widely many first ascents, including the west face"of Delema respected as one of Australia's best climbers and he was in New Zealand. This climb, undertaken in 1979, took an obvious choice for the climbing party when Peter two days, and Included two nights spent bivouacing Hillary visited Brisbane in July on a lecture tour. on the cliff face. If the 8501 metre climb is successful. From, a phy­ Australia's snow fields are useless for mountaineering, sics PhD student at the University of Queensland, will and From's preparation for Lhotse comes from about become the first Australian to have climbed a major nine months spent climbing in New Zealand, mostly in mountain in the Himalayas. ( To mountaineers, a peak the Mt Cook area. over 8000 metres is regarded as especially significant - only about 13 mountains attain such size. Everest From stresses that his love of climbing, probably reaches 8848 metres.) the main passion in his life, is a love of kinesthetics, From is excited about the climb, but is annoyed not a desire to risk death. that the chance has come at a time when he is $50 in "A lot of climbers get a lot of pleasure out of twenty debt. Mountain Experience has provided his climbing foot climbs that they couldn't get hurt on. Just like a equipment, but he Is frantically seeking grants or loans gymnast gets pleasure from a backflip. from commercial sponsors, from the University of "One of the really nice things about climbing is Queensland Sports Association, and from relatives sitting on a rockledge in the sun. It's a lot like sitting and friends. He offered to sell me his car. on a beach." From says he is not greatly concerned about the dangers inherent in the trip, which include ^^^ avalanches, crevasses, altitude sickness and S^i^:;:::;:; .»>»» 'frostbite. "In the early big expeditions to the Hirna- layas, six percent of westerners, (including Japanese) were killed. In small lightweight expeditions your chances are a lot better. Basic­ ally, it's because you spend a lot less time in the avalanche zones." One unpreventable hazard is retinal damage, which results in blind spots of vision. The damage is permanent, but the impairment only slight. Another problem is dehydration. Says From; "A tot of what was thought to be altitudina' sickness was actually dehydrat­ ion. The air up there is absolutely dry. You have • to put water down even if you vomit it back _ up. Mountaineering strategies have changed : greatly since Hillary senior first scaled Everest. in 1953. In those days, climbing teams were ' large, but only a few climbers actually reached, the summit. Many porters were employed, and oxygen was used at high altitudes. This year's Lhotse climb comprises only four climbers, (Englishman Adrian Burgess, Scotsman Paul Moores, and Hillary and From) "and all intend to reach the summit. Oxygen will not be used. Mountaineering clothing has also changed over the years. Says From; "In 1924 they wore leather boots, woollen sweaters, fur-lined motor bike helmets, and jackets of tweed-like mater­ ial. "Now climbers use all-synthetic fibre, down- filled overalls, with fibre pile beneath, and very, light space-age plastic boots. The weight of the boots is very important." Fred From, putting {n Lhotse practice

SeiTper-14 OPEN LETTER TO THOSE system. Many postgraduate students are forced COMMITTED TO DEMOCRACY into part time work either within or outside Earlier in the year, you printed an this University because of the general lack.of article on the arrest and court case of postgraduate scholarships and their poor three members of "People for Direct remuneration. Democracy" over illegal leafletting in It is clear that in the future the number of support of 'Solidarity'. part time jobs available to all students will At lest two of these people, Kieran rapidly decrease, because of the rising un­ O'Reilly and John Tracey, have decided employment. The pressure to get a part time to continue their non-cooperation with job will be place more on postgraduate students the Queensland Government's repression because 60% of them are married and many of of civil liberties by refusing to pay the those have children to worry about. fines imposed on them for expressing Graham's views on the leintiotluction of their political opinion. fees are based on an elitist "I'm alright Jack" This will result in John Tracey going attitude more than a genuine concern for the to prison for 7 days and Kieran O'Reilly unfair tax burden on low-income families. spending 17 ciays in prison. His attitude (and apparently that of the What follows is a statement by Kieran A.L.S.F. as well) is to offer only restrictive O'Reilly and John Tracey, and negative policies which severely hamper the -ANGELA JONES access to postgraduate studies of the very people he is claiming that he wishes to protect. Day by day the police in Queenslanil grows stronger through authoritarian legis­ Nowhere in the interview does he offer any lation and a growing arrogance in the police positive alternatives to T.E.A.S. and C.P.A.'s, force based on the knowledge that internal except for a vague reference to A.L.S.F. inter­ est in a scholarship programme. Graham should investigations are either nonexistent or a sham. cising their democratic rights of expression. personally from the education", and there­ concern himself with such scholarship pro­ Ther permit system enforced under the We call upon all people In the community fore this justifies their paying for their educ­ grammes, as they at least offer some hope of Traffic Act, continues to deny the right of free who remain committed to democracy to refuse ation through the re-introduction of fees. His financial assistance to underprivileged people expression. The view that expression is a priv- to co-operate with the permit system by claim is true, but many people also have to who wish to engage in tertiary studies. lege granted or denied by the police force, is refusing to apply for police permits to express place themselves at a disadvantage to receive The title you attached to the article . . . embraced by the Queensland government as It themselves. such an education, as any postgraduate student "How to Make Students Rich - Exclude the is by the totalitarian communist governments John Tracey struggling to sun/ive on a Commonwealth Poor", sums up very nicely Graham's whole of eastern Europe and the military dictator­ Kieran O'Reilly "ostgraduate Award will be able to verify. attitude to tertiary education. ships of South America. Thus by re-introducing fees, the (Jovern- - J.M. FORD The only way we can avoid the growth of ment is only increasing the burden on students Postgraduate Organiser 8 police state in Queensland is if people are who wish to further their education. prepared to refuse to co-operate vuith un­ Graham also claims that education "is democratic laws (e.g. permit system! and funded by the tower income earner" v/ithout LIBERAL STUDENTS practices (e.g. graft, pay-offs for being the supporting this with any facts. Even if this mechanism that suppresses dissent). I am writing on behalf of the Post­ were true, it is more a bad reflection on the This non-cooperation must come from graduate Students Area Committee to Fraser Government's taxation system, than on OVALTINE AGAIN people who are still committed to democracy, point out some of the false assumptions the accessibility of the education system. Referring to the Semper article (May, in the police force and the community at large. made by Graham Higgins of the Austra­ Perhaps, Graham should change his priorit­ 1982), "The Ovaltine Follies", it is too We call upon members of the Queensland lian Liberal Students Federation about ies from reintroducing fees that will further ridiculous to imagine that a food product police force who remain committed to democ­ the re-introduction of fees for Higher restrict the lower income earner from doing has been "banned" from the refectory racy not to enforce the permit system by re­ Degrees, and which wero reported in the postgraduate study; to changing the "unfair due to sexist conriotations. fusing to take action against leaf leters, marchers, May 31st edition of "Semper". burden" on such people, so that they can The emphasis placed on non-sexist adver­ street speakers, picketers and all people exer­ Graham contends that "people benefit afford to support themselves and send their tising is ridiculous. It's everywhere. One can't children to universities in the first place. escape it. It's in literature, broadcast on TV and He also claims that "... we still have a pre­ radio, or are the "ladies" from the Women's dominantly middle-class mix of students at Rights Committee trying to tell people on university". campus they are so pure at heart that they On the 23rd September last year, the don't read, watch or listen to any of theabove. ENGINEER CADETS 'Australian' reported on a survey conducted In which case they should and probably SEVERAL POSITIONS at Sydney University. This survey showed would be the most ignorant people around and that 25% of all students on that campus came vvould therefore in no way be eligible to hold from families which earned less than $10,000 office. per year, while a further 18% of all students To stop sexism on campus is like comparing came from families whose main earner was Applications are invited from suitably Selection: it to the ancient Romans of trying to build qualified men and women for fixecj Offers of Cadetships will be made in either unemployed, a pensioner, semi-skilled Rome in 10 days. term employment in the above order of merit determined on the basis or a manual worker. All that I'm trying to get across is that positions commencing in January of:- The re-introduction of fees would hit post­ people shouldn't live in today's world with 1983, • academic record. graduate students from these sorts of families such closed minds, as this breeds contempt Salary depending on age. • written examination to be held the hardest. Most of them would be unable to During full time academic study 11.9.82. • and misunderstanding, and in today's society $4524-$7319 per annum • report of selection, interview afford the extra $2-3,000, and would simply that's not healthy, there is enough of it already $ 173.44- $280.60 per fortnight committee. drop-out. around. During vacation periods of employment Training: The same Sydney sun^ey showed that 30% Let's face it, who cares about the nutrition­ S6458-$ 12,520 per annum Cadets are required to complete a full- of those inten/iewed would be unable to con­ al values of the product, it couldn't be any .$247,59- $480.00 per fortnight time course of academic study tinue with their full time study if fees of $1000 qualifying for an approved degree in worse than what we're already being offered Allowances: Engineering, Cadets may be required to were charged. Cleady the results of this sun/ey in the refectory. 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PRA 1414 TELEPHONE 371.7SQ0 Semper-15 ^mm^..; In the last issue of Semper, I looked at the importance of main­ taining a car in good running order, and described some weekly checks CAMERON LAWRIE, in his follow-up article on car maintenance, one can do in order to achieve this. shows us slaves how to improve the running of our metal triffids. The next few articles will concentrate on more specific aspects of car mainten­ ance that most students can capably handle. Spark plugs are a vital part of a car's Oil and the oil filter can be replaced An aspect of the engine that should One should keep an eye on the wheel running. Dirty or incorrectly set spark without much difficulty at all. The oil not be overlooked is the air filter elem­ alignment ai^d balance. Shuddering, heavi­ plugs cause difficult starting and rough should be changed every 5000 km, while ent This is usually removable by undoing ness or vagueness in the steering, a running, thereby reducing fuel efficiency. the fitter should be changed every 10,000 a number of screws from the top of the pulling to one side, or uneven or unusual Spark plugs should be cleaned every km. air filter. tyre wear may indicate that the alignment 5000 km (3000 miles) and replaced every or balance is out. 10,000 km {6000 miles). Oil gets dirty through use and there­ The element can be cleaned by bang­ This should be rectified because if To remove the spark plugs, the distrib­ fore has a reduced lubricating efficiency. ing it sharply and flatly against a hard allowed to remain unremedied, it can utor leads should be removed from the The oil filter likewise becomes impreg­ surface. This will usually dislodge the cause serious damage to the steering and spark plugs by first twisting them, and nated with grime, and metal filings. dirt in it. If the element is excessively suspension components and to the tyres. then pulling them, holding the lead by To change the oil, ensure the engine dirty, it should be replaced. The inside the cap and not by the lead itself. has been warmed up. This allows any of the air filter should be wiped clean Remember which lead goes to which sedimentation to become suspended in with a cloth. There are a number of minor checks cylitider, as this is important for correct the oil. Many air filters have a summer/winter that can be carried out.... firing. Undo the oil drain or sump plug. This setting, and this should be adjusted to For a start, check periodically that Wipe away the grime on the cylinder is usually located at the lower-most part suit the season. Usually this is done by all your lights work. If a bulb has blown, block from around the spark plugs. Then of the bottom of the engine. Turn it varying the angle of the air intake nozzle. that is easily replaced. the plugs must be removed. This is done anti-clockwise to loosen. Warning: the If there is some fault in the wiring, with a spark plug spanner, available oil will be hot. have that checked out as soon as poss­ cheaply at any auto shop. Turn the When most of the oil has been drained Fuses should be checked regularly, ible by an auto-electrician. spanner anti-clockwise. out, give the engine a quick turn over. and replaced if broken, or cleaned if .The water reservoir for the wind­ If the spark plugs are pitted or damag­ This will pump out that bit of oil trapped grimy. They are usually located under screen wipers should be topped up ed in any way, replace them. If they are in the filter. Clean the thread and the the dashboard or on the back wall of the regularly. If a small amount of methy­ excessively oily or carboned up, this sump plug and screw it back in. engine compartment. Fuses and their lated spirits Is added to it, it helps clean indicates a fair amount of engine wear If the oil filter is to be replaced, it terminals can be cleaned with sand­ the screen when the water is used. or poor carburatlon. should be done at this stage. To detatch paper. The brake and clutch fluid reser­ Spark plugs can be cleaned using a it, an oil filter wrench would make the voirs, located in plastic containers on a job easier, turning it anti-clockwise. length of wire to clean the carbon from The accelerator linkages on the carb­ separate arm at the back of the engine When putting on the new filter, bay, should be checked regularly. If they inside the plug. Use a wire brush to clean urettor should be regularly lubricated tighten it firmly by hand only. After are low, they should only be topped up the electrode and the arm at the top. with a light oil, like sewing machine Now the gap between the electrode running the engine (once it has been with brake or clutch fluid at your local oil, in order to obtain efficient accel­ and the arm on the spark plug must be filled with oil) check for leaks. It may be garage. eration and fuel usage. checked. Using a feeler gauge, cheaply necessary to tighten It further. Only a drop of oil is needed. If the available at auto shops, check that this linkages are grimy, then use a brush and The above measures may take a gap Is at the manufacturer's setting. If the filter is the type that Is within bit of your time, but in terms of the methylated spirits to clean them before Ask at your local garage or check at a a housing, as distinct from a screw-off, future problems they may prevent and applying the oil. service centre for this setting. screw-on type, a new rubber casket thfe satisfaction of a better-running car, If the gap isn't correct, it should be should be used every time the filter Is they are well worth it. adjusted. Adjustment can be made by replaced. Likewise, door locks, catches, and In the next article, I'll look at the bending the outside arm of the plug. The oil is to be poured into the oil bonnet and boot catches should be distributor, maintaining a car's "paint­ Do this for each plug. New spark filler hole at the top of the engine. Only regularly lubricated. This Is to ensure work, and what tools you should carry plugs need to be cHctked in this manner pour in that much oil that is required. ease of use and to hel^prevent corrosion. in your car. also. Refitting spark plugs Is merely a You might have to check with the manu­ The use of a penetrating spray makes reversal of the above removal process. facturer for the correct amount of oil. light work of this.

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EMOTIONAL OR SUBLIMINAL SUGGESTION ASSUMING A CAUSAL AMPHIBOLE... COLOURFUL LANGUAGE Exploiting the ability o( our senses lo CONMECTfON "DOUBLE TALK" i.e. Using words which praiseand condemn aljsorb information sub-consciously from "POST HOC REASONING" Hinges on logical ambiguity in sentence (a) Pictures flashed too quickly to be as well as describe. In this way Ihe same Based on the faulty assumption that structure. event can be so described as to colour the noticed whenever event "a" is simultaneous with or ' evidence in a variety of ways. The listener (b) Sounds too sofi lo be noticed (ollowed by event "b",that "a"caused 'b". should insist on a description only. Tt\ese methods aliov* ideai \o be planied in Found in magic, superstition, old-wives our minds without our concioui control. tales and political debate.

CEREMONY OR SETTING REPETITION THE WRONG CAUSE IDIOSYNCRATIC "POMP AND CinCUMSTANCE" When an Idea ts thrust on a person Occurs when an event has no obvious LANGUAGE 69 Using, music, pagaenlry, furnishings, frequently .enough it becomes easier to cause, or all Ihe possible causes are not Favoured by people who exploit linguistic clothes, personal bearing, tone ot voice or accept it without question. imagined. So blame is layed at the door o( a confusion to give private meanings to accent to lend credibility to an otherwise (sometimes) conveniently available cause. words. ' vacuous idea. eg Loss o) Cerebral conirol becomes "A trip" or "A high", terrorism becomes "Liberation", BAFFLING WITH IMPRESSING WITH SIZE UNNECESSARY STATISTICS OR MISUSE OF ETYMOLOGY Using large advertisements, a louder voice VAGUENESS Assuming words should mean the same as PSYCHOLOGICAL JARGON or longer exposure on the media to lend • Means that the divisions Ol a classilication their Latin, Greek, etc. roots, eg Using "Majority", "Average"... To weight to the message. system are vague enough to allow marginal eg Assassin means hashish eater. confuse. cases to be imagined. The essence ot es 'Everybody else doesi Why don't you!" modern advertising. eg Using the words mind disorder, paranoid, schizoid... etc, EXAGGERATION MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT NON SEQUITUR ... Making ihe idea sound so (a) good or (b) CLASSIFICATON "IRRELEVANT bad that there is (a) disappointment or (b) (a) Relfication, i.e. assuming that the classif­ CONCLUSIONS" relief when il is examined closely. ication sysiem represents a law of nature. Any sentence otfered as a consequence ol (b) Relativism, the opposite extreme: i.c, another sentence (unless it really is a assuming that no characteristics whatever consequence) are the most important In making a decision eg They'are very Wealthy about a classification system. They must be very Intelligent. FORESTALLING FAULTY CLASSIFICATION TROUBLE WITH DISAGREEMENT (a) Non-exhaostivB classilication, i.e. some (A) CONDITIONALS AND Used lo I ntimi dale listeners and make them characteristics are not included in a class­ (B) ALTERNATIVES reluctant to disagree openly. ification system so types which could be (a) Setting false conditions. eg "As everybody knows..." separated remain under one heading. (b) Saying - "a" or "b" must be true, then | "It Is obvious that..." ib) Non-exclusive classilication, i,c. poor claiming "Not- a" is true and leaving the "As anyone can see..." classification so items can be placed under listener to think that consequently "b" is mote than one headinq. UuB, when In tact"c" is true.

SPECIAL PLEADING ALL-OR-NOTHING CIRCULAR DEFINITIONS "Having il both ways" Assuming that everyisingle issue must be AND QUESTION BEGGING eg Applying the most Stringent standards open o^ sf»ut. black or while, good or bad. The term to'be defined and Ihe definlliort i to every argument other than youf own. This is the popular "sentiment" of thet are interchangeable. No one is any the masses which Hitler says is the function of wiser knd the question remains un- j propaganda to eKplOrt,..."Mein Kan^pf". ' ' answered

LIP SERVICE '. I OVER-PRECISION AMBIGUOUS TERMS eg Being silently opposed or indifferent to" To reject the best available ideas on the Historical development means many words an iijea or a cultural norm.bul supporting it • grounds tha\ they are not Ihe best have a large range of meanings. II Ihe^ verbally so as to avoid trouble, to keep a job conceivable. ^ meaning ola word (eg Love) shifts during a and (fiends, to rt»ake a sate or be elected. speech or debate then early evidence can. i^^tf by Words but only by atjtlont.do the bo irrelevant lo later conclusions. ' discrepancies become evident.

PERSONIFICATION <^FALSE DILEMMA FALSE CONVERSION OF Alttibuting human characteristics lo other ;'.e. The spealker, presents only Ihe PROPOSITIONS animals or Ihe inanimate. Finein poetry but undesirable alternatives when one or more Converting any of these 4 Iprms into the out ol place in reasoning. preferable but unstated alternatives exist or ^wrong equivalents.i. even one of the slated alternatives is not as (All B IS Ctto (Some C is B) or (only C is B) bad as U's rhade lo sound. (Some B is C) to (Some C is 8) (No 8 is C)-to (No C IS B) (Some B is not — C) to (Soma not — C is B) THE UNDISTRIBUTED JHE GAMBLER'S MISTAKE GENERALIZATION SB— "IT'S A CERTAINTY" or "NOT A {•) "HASTY QENERALIZATION" • MIDDLE TERM CHANCE" Generaliiing from too lev* cases. eg AtlPisF" Assuming )hat a non-zero probability of (b) "UNREPRESENTAtlVE ^ AIIR^sF , . • something happening means jMs bound to QENERALIZATION" so AtlRisP happen, or assuming that in a very Generalizing from a large but unrepre­ or Some R is P important matter a low probability event sentative sample. In fact P and R might be mutually exclusive cannot be happening (or ever happen). In this case. NOTHING BUT OBJECTIONS FAULTY ANALOGY SUPRESSED i.e. Finding only objections toan-idea but (a) Assuming Ihat the shared pibperties of QUANTIFICATION Tailing lo balance these against the a subclass will be found in members of Deliberalely not saying the "all", "some" or objections lo the alternatives (including the Ihe parent class or "no'* before a "collective" noun. Tho alternative o( not making a choice). (b) Assuming that in a very wide class (inlo audience fills in tha word spontaneously • which many types fit) there will be any and propoganda triumphs. The speaker other shared property than Ihe original blarr>os the audience 11 accused ot being Wm 11 one on which the class is built. misleading. i

COMPOSITION OR AMBIGUITY IN DIVISION PUNCTUATION AND - Assuming that (a) Whatever holds Ituo tor each member WORD.ORDER i.e. Incorrect punctuation or absence oi ol a cl3ss on its own will also hold true suitable punctuation can allow lor all members of a class taken misinterpretation and uncertamty. collectively, and (b) Vice Versa.

WORD MAGIC AMBIGUOUS ACCENT... To assume the existence of a name "ALTERED* EMPHASIS" guarantees Ihe existence of a Used in changing the moaning ol words corresponding entity. during verbal repetition. eg "Destiny", "Fate", "The average og "l"m not tiolping Hlml" Australian". Ideas expressed In such terms or "I'm! not helping him". can not be verified or disproved.

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ANGERING THE OPPONENT INVINCIBLE IGNORANCE ABANDONMENT OF "CUTTING DOWN THE APPEAL TO AUTHORITY By Insults Clear tacts are treated as non-existent ores DISCUSSION "PEOPLE SAY ..," Threats TALL POPPY" attempts lo "Pull the wool over the eyes". Burying an issue by i.e. Any successful person is given a hard Trying lo bolster an argument by quoting l^ame Calling Some members o( organisations are (a) Claiming that a discussion is an "aulhority" who is Mimicry fime.Usualfyjuslified by "He thinks himself encouraged lo ignore inconvenient facts unnecessary, irrelevant or unpatriotic, great". Used by people incapable of (a) Not clearly identified Refusing lo use correct forms of by calls to unity, loyalty or accusations ol (b) By abuse or attacks against the ib) Has no expertise in the field reasoning success themselves, or who don't want lb treason. speaker's physical appearance, dress, be overshadowed by anyone. (c) Is out of dale. accent or mannerisms. DRUGGING, BRIBING, DAMNING THE ORIGIN APPEAL TO TRADITION BLACKMAIL OR THREAT eg Using the disgust fell lor a man like "THE TRIED AND TRUE" (a) eg With Alcohol, Hallucinogenselc. to Hitler to discredit even the true sentences i.e. When an ideaissupportedordismissed reduce reasoning ability and make he utters. Stereotyping a person as "Hitler- merely on whelher it is "Tried and True", these deceptions more effective. Ilka" is another version. without reference to how appropriate It (b) Bribing, Blackmail or threat to Argument and persuasion have a large repert­ really is. encourage or force co-operation. oire of techniques just as do sports such as judo, karate, fencing, squash or football. You would OVERLOAD OR SENSORY not try to play chess against a reigning champion CHARACTER TRYING TO ASSOCIATE DEPRIVATION without a serious study of attack and defence ASSASSINATION PREJUDICES OR MOTIVES (a) Overloading with information and techniques. Yet you persuade and are persuaded J'THE POPULAR HERO" eg By pointing out that someone has a tasks so there is no time for careful When people blindly assume that vested interest, an attempt is Qtade to make reasonirtg. daily without a proper grasp of the most com­ personalities dispose of issues then these everyone forget Ihat only the idea has to be (b) Depriving the listener of company and mon tricks of faulty reasoning. tactics completely cloud the issue and the evaluated. slimulating activity so anything is actual ideas are never properly evaluated. "Better than Nothing" Learning to recognize faulty arguments requires just as methodical an approach as any other sport, and is vital to your existence. APPEALING TO POPULAR SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS PASSIONS The person whose idea is criticised draws You cherish the freedom to decide your beliefs and eg Appealing to the shared prejudices or the discussion (o the impeccable motives actions for yourself but if you are vulnerable to any of fads of Ihe mob. Typified by leaders ot a thus protecting weaknesses in the idea the common tricks of faulty argument then you are as lynching party, vendors ol pornography, from further attack. diciatora, politicians seeking election and easily deceived and as predictable as if you faced the anyone whipping up popular hysteria. skill of the Kangaroos or Wallabies on the football field. You get 'sold a dummy' every time. Worse still, in CREATING MISGIVINGS "RESPECTABLE EXCUSES" "WHIRK THBRE'S SMOKE THERE'S Finding the plausible reason or excuse the world of gentle persuasion you can be 'pinned FIRE" which will "wash" with the people it's tried down' and still remain blissfully unaware that you are Suspicion lingers on from a number ol on. being pushed down. Keeping you in this unaware state disproved accusations. Alter tha noise of eg "They were silent so I ttvought tlAey (a) the accusations dies down, few remember were guilty, (b) already knew, (c) didn't is very important to many people who rely on this that there was no guilt, and the person care." The appropriate excuse is selected selection of tricks for any advantages they have over remains guilty though proven innocent. lo suit the particular person. you. There is a simple remedy to this one sided situation, WISHFUL THINKING DEMAND FOR SPECIAL give a name to each trick and put it in a chart so you can Finding ooc\-enister\t evidence ot relusing CONSIDERATION lo look for evidence which is inconvenient. eg Taking advantage of a, listener's check any arguments for evidence of deliberate or ;Caesar put it best: "People believe what ' humanity and decency by an irrelevant ' accidental defects. they want lo tielieve". appeal to sentimentality, pathos or human Here are 60 of the most common tricks which are bg Ignoring criticism, aicepting flattery or sympathy,;and acbusing the (istenprs of putting vyorcis into somebody's mouth. being unfeeling if not taken in. i . frequently disguised In plausible conversation or in the 1 printed word. We can probably never avoid making some of these mistakes some of the time. But knowing CULTURAL BIAS "THE RED HERRING" ' they exist, giving them names and keeping an eye and Some criteria for assessing others fail Deflecting the listener's attention by an ear open for them is a very good start. completely ttecause Ihey coritain the pointing noisily lo some irrelevant side biases ol a particular clique, region or issue. You will need tne list handy to start with - perhaps country. Commonly lound In people who as a poster over your desk. There are too many to have no perspective on the variety ol . culliires on this earth. remember straight off, so don't allow anyone to rush you into a decision before you have a chance to check out your reasons carefully. HUMOUR AND RIDICULE POINTING TO ANOTHER After some time and honest practice you might "DROWNED IN THE LAUOHTER" WRONG award yourself a private black belt in 'self defence i.e. Creating an unrBcepliie mood in l>ie listener by ridicule, joke, parody or .(a) Mentioning .inother wrong as il this ex- against faulty persuasion' (including your own ever- mimicry': Stereotyping somfeone as a . cuses the person accused, ot thteatuiiinsHo persuasive arguments). Good luck! You are no longer characteri.not to be taken seriously or "tell" on the accuser if they don't stop, pulling their words into the moulh ol a (b) Admitting to a minor wrong so a major a pawn. comedy character are other variations. wrong is overlooked. Remember to always have sympathy for a good idea which is presented with faulty arguments. Faulty argu­ THE WICKED ALTERNATIVE, ments do not always condemn an Idea, unless there are i.e. penounong "B" as iUhis supports "A" ' no better arguments available, and finally, if you point when ''B" is not the opposite ol "A". eg Calling classical music "Snob" or out these tricks to somebody and they consciously "Highbrow" as if this supports popular persist in using reasoning based on them, then start music (and vice versa). worrying! You are talking to a charlatan, or at best, an idiot. Available as a SOcm x 70cm tviro colour poster from the Uni. IMPOSSIBLE CONDITIONS Bookshop for $1.95. "CALL FOR PERFECTION" i.e. Misleading a discussion by a call (or perfection or b^tho futile observation that "Nobody is perfect". eg "If eveVybody was honest we wouldn't need police". • "

Semper-20 ACCOMPANIMENTS All of the recipes so far are for thick soups, and need little to expand them to a substantial meal. Crou­ tons are always a good addition to soup (especially the thick variety) while soda bread is dead simple and ideal with winter soups and stews.

CROUTONS Stale bread (brown or white) is best - just cut the bread into small cubes (cut the crusts off first if you prefer) and fry till crisp and golden in oil or butter. For garlic croutons, add a few cloves of finely diced garlic to the pan before adding bread cubes.

IRISH SODA BREAD 450 qrm wholemeal flour VA tsp salt 8 (yes eight!) tsp baking powder 7 ^ cups sour milk J egg for glazing (a dash of vinegar will sour fresh milk) Sieve flour, salt and baking powder together into a large mixing bowl. Add liquid until a soft dough is formed. Knead lightly and shape into a circle 1 Inch thick. Place on a greased baking tray and mark with ; cross '/z inch deep (don't worry - this has no religiou significance). Brush with a [Ittlc beaten egg. Bake at 400 - 500 F for 25 minutes, then reduce to 350-375 for 15 minutes more. THIN SOUPS Thin soups can be just as delicious as the -©- stodgy ones, although you will usually be aim­ ing for a more subtle combination of flavours. The simplest "broths" are a basic chicken or beef soup, which need a good stock, to which Just about every food or cookery column you care to read in winter you should add diced raw meat (cheap cuts are fine), onion, and herbs. will have a bash at the time-honoured art of soup making — and with Simmer until meat is quite tender and adjust good reason. KNIFE and FORK MacARTHUR gives you a taste of seasoning to taste. Beyond that the variations the best in soups and various accompaniments for cheap, tasty winter are too numerous to mention, but I have includ­ eating. ed one interesting variety - a fresh pea soup. GREEN PEA SOUP 7 kg fresh peas in pods hSIt chicken or vege stock I large onion (chopped) 'A tsp dried marjoram I tabsp fresh mint (chopped) Apart from being damn good fun to cool<, Bring stock to boil in a large saucepan. Add lentils, salt, pepper soup can provide excellent eating at budget chopped onion, tomatoes, garlic and simmer till lentils are quite soft (45 mins - 1 hour}. Meanwhile lightly Cut any dried stalk off pea pods. Combine all ingredients prices. By expanding the basic liquid with some (no, don't shell the peas - put them in whole) and of the accompaniments suggested here, soup can fry diced onion in 1 tabsp butter and set aside. Puree or blend soup and return to heat. Add cummin, salt simmer 30 - 40 mins. Puree or blend soup mixutre, easily provide your main course. Another recom­ return to heat and adjust seasoning to taste. mended option is the traditional "high tea" and pepper stir in remaining butter and fried onion. Serve with lemon wedges (optional) and garlic croutons. v/here soup precedes an assortment of leftovers, or scones and jam. PEA & HAM SOUP SOME MORE EXTRAS 2 cups yellow split peas 400g. meaty bacon bones SVOCK 2 med, onions (diced) 3 bay leaves just about all of the thin soups can benefit ground pepper 1.5 It water or chicken stock from the addition of dumplings, for which The basis of all soup is stock, and as all the recipe books Combine all ingredients and simmer 1/2-2 hours (or there are nearly as many styles as for soup. will tell you, it is better if you make It yourself. Chicken 30 mins. from time of steam escape In a pressure cooker). I have included two here - the basic Europ­ (or veal) makes the best basic stock, but you can use Season to taste with extra pepper (and salt) if required ean flour dumpling, and the Chinese Won Ton, vegetable stock If you don't eat meat, beef stock in and remove bay leaves. Serve with croutons. but you should also try Gnocchi, Quenelles, quite a number of soupsi^.while lamb and seafood stocks Piroshki, Matzoh Balls etc. are quite distinctive and should only be used when that If you only have room in your recipe book specific taste is required. for just one soup recipe, then here it is. I HERBED DUMPLINGS Th& theory is quite simple - bung everything into a suppose it should be called Cream Of just About pot and simmer for ages. Raw meat/chicken bones are VA cups plain flour 2 tspns baking powder best, but don't ignore L.\y meaty cdoked ones. Add at Any Vegetable You Would Care To Name. The 7 tspn salt 7/3 cup finely chopped parsley least a couple of diced onions and carrots, some celery, basic recipe is for Cream of Aubergine (an 1/3 cup finely chopped shallots any green veges (including cabbage and cauli stalks etc), absolute winner), but if you follow the other Choose any two of the following: peppercorns and herbs (bouquet garni is ideal). suggestions at the end you will find this a most 'Ajspp dried or 1 tspn fresh - Approximate times are: seafood - /j-l hour; chicken versatile recipe. Thyme, Basil or Oregano, Coriander, Sage, vegetable, lamb - 2 hours; beef, veal - 4 hours. Beef Plenty of freshly ground pepper, lAtablspbutter 'A cup boiling water ^and veal stock will need skimming in the early part of CREAM OF AUBERGINE SOUP 'their cooking. All stock should be carefully strained, (For approx. 2 litres soup or stew) I kg aubergine (eggplant) 7 large onion (chopped) Sift together the flour, baking powder, salt into a large cooled in the fridge, and skimmed of fat once set. 1.2 It chicken or vege stock • If you haven't the time or inclination, use stock cubes. bowl. Add the parsley, shallots, selected herbs and 'A tsp. dried thyme or marjoram pepper. Mix well. Cut In the butter and add enough of salt, pepper oil or butter for frying the boiling water to make 3 stiff batter. Bring the soup EOUlPMeNT 150-200 ml cream or stew to a boil. Drop tablespoons of the batter into Peel and chop aubergine. Add to stock with seasoning the boiling soup or stew. Simmer for 10 minutes un­ All you really need is a large saucepan or soup pt, but a and simmer til tender (15-20 mins). Meanwhile lightly covered, then cover and cook 5 minutes more. blender is also close to essential for painless soup making. fry onion. Add to aubergine and blend the soup mix­ A colander or large strainer (and a large container to ture. Return to heat, and adjust seasoning to taste. WON TONS put under It) are a big help. If you don't have a blender, When hot, turn off heat, stir in cream and serve. you will need a food-mill, large sieve, or at least a good Won Ton wrappers 400 grm minced pork or 113 cup finely chopped vege masher. Variations: Replace the aubergine with the vegetables chicken or seafood shallot 'A cup finely chopped cabbage suggested, plus any extra ingredients mentioned. Other­ iJp to I tabsp soy sauce wise follow aubergine recipe, (or spinach or capsicum) THICK SOUPS I tsp finely diced ginger ^ eS9 CARROT: 750 grm carrot, chopped parsley or fresh First off, here are a couple of excellent winter soups - coriander for garnish. Add Vi tsp ground coriander. Buy Won Ton wrappers from a Chinese grocery shop the simple and reliable Pea and Ham, and a superb POTATO: 750 grm potato, 2-3 cloves garlic (fry with (much easier than making them yourself). Combine Lebanese lentil soup, onion), add plenty of alfalfa sprouts or chopped mince, shallot cabbage, soy and ginger. Place a tspn of shallot 1 minute before adding cream. filling on each wrapper, brush edges with beaten egg, and SHURIT ADS ADS fold (press edges firmly together - pressing out any air PUMPKIN: 750 grm pumpkin, nutmeg to taste, dash of 2 cups brown (not red) lentils pockets around filling). There are numerous artistic 2 It. chicken or vege. stock tabasco (optional). Many serve pumpkin roughly ways of folding wontons so give It your best shot. For 1 large onion (chopped) 2 med. tomatoes (chopped) mashed rather than blended. basic Short Soup, drop won tons into a rich chicken 2 tsp chopped garlic 4 tabsp butter MUSHROOM: 250 grm mushrooms, 2-3 cloves garlic stock and simmer 15 mins. Garnish with chopped shallot 2 tabsp finely diced onion 2 tsp ground cummin Fry mushrooms first in generous amount of butter, and serve. 7 tsp salt pepper simmer in stock 10 mins. Keep some fried mush­ Won tons can be cooked in any thin soup, or, for a lemon wedges (optional) rooms aside for garnish. Omit thyme. ^ real ttreat , deep fried ... but that's another story. L Good eating/ SenT)er~21 The Institute of Sport in Canberra is not the only place that pro­ duces Australia's top sports men and women. KAY NICOL reports on the high-level scene of sport on this campus.

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The top sportspeople are the ones that many other students don't see in (popular) places on campus a lot. They are the ones who are running round the ovals in the twilight when other students are sitting in traffic jams or at the pub. They are the ones who are out of bed before dawn, churning up lengths of the pool or doing push-ups while the rest of us sleep. Intense training sessions, exhaustion and a strong committment to their sport is a way of life. A univer­ sity course has to fit in somewhere and while most strive for a healthy balance, study scarifices are often made. LARRY SENGSTOCK Larry is the type of person who is used to watching out for his head. He would have bumped it in the Sejnper doorway if he hadn't been practised at ducking. But being 6*6" and an Olympian basketballer, he Is used to being agile — and quite probably used to hearing comments about his height. He's not the tallest on the Australian team; there is someome who is 6'10". And for the tit-bit enthusiasts, the tallest opponent he's ever played was a 7'4", 23 stone, "not-an-ounce-of-fat- on-him" Russian. Born and educated in Maryborough, Larry started playing when he was eight. He first played for Australia in 1977 when only 17 years old and was the youngest on the team. Larry is currently going a Diploma of Education at university with the intention of becoming a Physical Education teacher. He has already got a Science degree from Footscray Institute of Technology in Melbourne. He was there for four years for training purposes as Melbourne is the basketball capital of Australia. His training programme this year hasn't been quite so intensive, but it still takes a fair hunk of Larry's time. He tries to give an equal amount of time to both sport and study although there's more work in a Dip. Ed. than he expected. "Especially in basketball, you usually can't make a living out of it and so you have to have a profession. I try not to let that side wane. But I really prefer basketball so much more. It's easy," he chuckled.

Semper~22 A three month overseas trip including the World KATY HARDIS Student Games in Rumania and the World Cup in Rome, dictated that she do the extra year part time. Second year Science student, Katy Hardis, Is Intens­ Leanne said she had never had trouble combining ifying her training programme as the heptathlon trials the course and athletics. However, around exam time, for the Commonwealth Games draw closer. she took time off training to make sure she passed. The heptathlon event, equivalent to the men's decath­ lon, consists of seven athletic events spread over two PAUL MOORFIT days of competition. Each competitor faces the events In the same order: Paul Moorfit, Olympic backstroker, and part time hurdles, high jump, shot put, 200 metres, long jump, Commerce student, spends his days in a way mostly javalin and the 800 metres. atypical of other students. Points are allotted for each event based on per­ He gets up at 5.20am and is at the Valley Pool at formance, not placing. 5.45 ready to start the 2/2 hours training session. After Katy used to be a State high jumper but changed to that, it's home for a huge breakfast: weetbix, steak, heptathlon because she thinks it's more interesting eggs, liver, tomatoes and about ten pieces of bread. because of the variety. "You burn up the calories," he said. This is her second season and she's been to two He then steeps for an hour and a half or so. The after­ Nationals, noon Is spent out at university, either going to lectures Even though Katy trains three hours a day, six or studying. By 3.30, he's at the Valley Pool again and days a week, she has been able to combine the full trains until 6,15. Then it's home for dinner and an time Science course without any problems. early night. "This semester I'll be spending more time going That sort of day is called "being committed" in to competitions and weekends away training, but 1 swimming language. It also means not going out at don't think it should affect my study too much," night. "It cuts down on social life something terrible. she said. Like yesterday, I went out to a lunch and went to sleep during It," Paul said. Being exhausted most of the time is another by­ JULIENMUSPRATT product of committment. "You have to decide whether Two weeks ago at the World Aquatic Championships to make a committment or not. If I decide I want to go in Equador, the Australian Waterpolo team narrowly to the Commonwealth Games, and I have, then O.K., beat Hungary. It was quite an achievement as Hungary I'm going to give up the next five months to every­ is ranked third in the world, whereas Australia is seventh, thing but swimming," Julian Muspratt, an Arts student on campus, was Paul has been swimming for a decade. An all-rounder, playing in the team. In fact, he took off all of first his events are the 200 metre butterfly, 200 metres back­ semester to compete in both Equador and an earlier stroke, 400 metres medley and possibly the 200 metres tour in April of Europe. medley. But apparently he doesn't have any qualms about it. Following moves from the Queensland Swimming According to those who know him, his studies take a Association, Paul now receives a $2,000 grant from the definite back seat when It comes to waterpolo. State Government to help him train for the Common­ He first enrolled at University In the Human Move­ wealth Games. It was a 'one-off, to keep him out of the ments course and then changed to Arts which he has work force and totally committed. been doing on and off for three years. Paul bluntly admits that he fits his study in around His dedication to the sport has meant that he has his swimming. He is in fifth year doing Commerce and spent a lot of time away from Brisbane, touring and has five more credit points to finish it off. He has been working in odd jobs overseas between competitions. going part time for three years because each semester He has also spent a year at the University of California, he usually misses at least three weeks with competition. He is definitely aiming for the Los Angles Olympic He said he would probably retire after the Common­ Games in 1984, wealth Games because he was tired of the lifestyle that The 23 year old Olympian was born on a property, swimming had imposed. 65 kilometres from Gladstone. It was at the Maroochy Swimming Club in 1973 that he was introduced to TONY D'ARCY waterpolo by Mr Jos van Openbosch, The next year he qualified for the Queensland Under Australian Rugby Union prop forward, 23 year old 18 team. In 1976, he was in the Australian Under 18 Tony D'Arcy, Is a man of many committments. "Enor­ The constant travel demanded by being in a national team and three years later progressed to the Australian mous" committments, he calls it: to rugby union, to team, takes up a lot of time. The day Semper talked to National team. In 19S0 he went to the Moscow his university course, to surviving financially and to his Larry, he was to play in Adelaide the next night (a Olympics. Thursday); and that weekend, he was playing in New­ wife - and not necessarily in that order. Since then, he has travelled extensively with the castle on Saturday and Syndey on Sunday. Tony has been playing rugby for Queensland since team, including such places as Chengdu In China, USA, 1978 and Australia since 1979, He was dropped for a Apart from travelling all over Australia just about Hawaii and Europe, every weekend, he has been to the USA about four season because of his age, "In the front row, you're in •At the titne of interviewing, Julien Muspratt was in Guayaquil times. He's also been through Europe and to Moscow, a world of your own. You're playing against 29 year Equador. The information about him was kindly forwarded by Manilla and Brazil. "Travel is the benefit of the game. olds who know all the tricks of the trade and tend to his mother and the University Waterpolo Club, There's no money to speak of, so that is one kind of intimidate you," reward." Rugby tours have taken him to the United States, Between training, travelling and a couple of part Japan, Fiji, Argentina, most of Europe and three times TONY PARKER' to New Zealand. time coaching jobs, Larry, perhaps surprisingly, is What do you do when you have your fourth year managing to cope with being a full time student. But He enjoys the game and the travel and finds he spends Medicine exams coming up but have been selected to he's definitely a basketballer first. a lot of time away, "Since October last year, I've spent play for the Wallabies in Great Brltian? four and a half months away from home. That includes Answer: Go on the tour and repeat fourth year Med the LEANNEEVANS four weeks I missed during last semester. I enjoy rugby following year! That was the decision rugby union union. It's my game. But the trouble is, it's becoming player and medical student, Tony Parker made at the Leanne Evans is a definite possibility for the Com­ more than a game. end of last year. monwealth Games Athletics Team. "At club level it's a game but once you get Into He had already missed a month touring Japan with The 22 year old Human Movement student has State and international level, it becomes more a way of the Australian University side, as well as some weeks been competing in Australian titles since she was 14. life. It becomes professional In that you're paying In in New Zealand, so that helped the decision along. -' terms of time, enormous amounts of time to play the Her main event, the one she shopes to make the "It was quite a feat (being chosen for the Wallabies), game." Games team in, is the 400 metres. Previously, she's because I had never thought about It the year before always run the 100 and 200 metres. Tony trains between four to five nights a week. The last. 1 had got picked out of the blue to play for Queens­ "I changed to the longer race because my start sessions are from 6pm to 8pm. He leaves home at land last year and everything seemed to go right from isn't too good which means no matter how fast I sprint, 5,30am and get back at 8.15pm. there," Tony said. "I don't want to do any study after that. I've had it.. I lose out on the start. Also, lately, there's been less Tony plays for the University A Grade team and So I usually have to get up in the mornings," he said. opposition in the 400 metres," she said. ' trains with them once a week and twice a week with At the last Australian titles, Leanne came second The study is towards a Human Movements degree in the State team. which Tony will have takert five years to do a three year in the 400 metres, so she is fairly confident of making He has his course under control because fourth year course. This semester he will be doing 50 credit points to the team. The woman who beat her was Raylene Boyle. Medicine has all their exams at the end of the year so finish to off. Not a light load as any student knows. "I've just got to try to get a bit closer to her, that's when the football season is on he can afford to leave it all," she said with a laugh. He said he will pass because he wants to pass, "I get and catch up later. "This is Raylene's last year. She's on her way out. extensions (when playing away) but I've stili got to do "I try to use as much free time during the day so I I've got a long way to go, but I'm on my way up," the work, and when I come back, there's other work don't have to do much at home. Sometimes it catches Leanne said. to be done," he said. up with me. I feel as if I should be doing some work and She trains for 12 sessions each week, each session is Along with nine other team mates, Tony is not play­ I get home from training and just crash," he said. one to one and a half hours long, depending on what ing in the present Wallabies eight week tour of New "The Medical Faculty is pretty good. If there Is they're doing. It does get exhausting. Zealand. The reason: he can't afford it in both time something clashing they'll change it." "It's hard sometimes to keep going. You wonder why and financial terms. Although Tony Is managing to balance rugby and you're doing it. And you think, oh well, it's either now The players are also making moves to get Union medicine fairly well, his long-term priorities are career- or never because I don't want to look back when I'm players paid while touring. At present, they get a $10 oriented. about 40 and say why didn't I do it - why didn't I per day allowance while on tour. They want a basic "I'll keep playing for a few more years. It just de­ realise my potential then?"she said. wage of $200 per week. pends how it will interfere with my medical career. At the end of this year (her fifth at university), "When the host club gets a crowd of 60,000 to a 1 enjoy playing, the travel is an extra benefit and let's Leanne will graduate with a degree and hopes to get a test match, each paying $10-12, ours is not such a big face it, there's a lot of honour in playing a rep sport, job as a Physical Education teacher. proposition," he said. that keeps you going." m ^m • * • • • •»»i*i" •>:•:•;•:•;•: •

Not so many years ago, the first questions As the old advertising jingle goes, there's something asked by students about Expo Uni were "How for everyone at Expo Uni 1982. big will it be?" and "How much time will we get Sun worshippers can see the fresh water solar ponds I off Uni?", Now the first question is "How much at the Solar Energy Research Centre while power addicts does'it cost?" looking for a fix can go to the High Voltage electricity display at Electrical Engineering. It's a sign of the times; students would rather have a For those interested in the finer things in life, the few extra library hours available than the PR value of Medicine faculty has the usual display of dead bodies Expo Uni. Already the money squeeze has hit Expo and you'll have the chance to look at your own blood Uni - it's now only held once every two years instead under a microscope. Movie buffs can reinact Marathon of annually as it always has been. Man by drilling into artificial teeth in the Dentistry So how much does it cost? Nobody really knows - display. i each department is responsible for the amount it spends If, after doing all that, you're feeling hungry, the on displays out of their own funding. Entomology Department has a series of insect based The Chairperson of the Expo Uni Organising Comm­ dishes and you can dine on food made from native ittee, Dr John Mainstone of the Physics department, Australian plants at the Botany department. Ethnic claimed that the cost of setting up many of the displays • food will be available with French croissants, German wasn't solely attributable to Expo Uni, sausage and a Japanese tea ceremony being put on by "Many of the experiments will be used in teaching the Language Departments, for years afterward," he said. Some of the displays are just examples of research Social issues will be well represented by a number of work being done by each department. displays, • The Engineering departments' petrol-electric hybrid The Student Union's Legal Aid service will highlight car would only need to be wiped down to be displayed. the changes in Aboriginal legislation from the 19th Much of the costs of displays will be in voluntary COUNTING century to the present. Additionally, the Department of student-hours, which costs nothing. Often the only cost Child Health wili show their studies on the effects of will be for posters, tea, coffee and (in Chemical Eng­ motor vehicle trauma on children. ineering's case) green beer. If Chemical Engineers continue the form of previous Dr Mainstone said that the tradeoff in library hours THE COSTS years, green beer will be available. The Mechanical wasn't relevant to the funding of Expo Uni. Engineering's hybrid car will inevitably be shown while "The monetary cost must be balanced against the Electrical Engineering will have the usual assortment of basic requirement to be seen as being accountable to computor games for those who want some mindless the public as opposed to being enclosed within it's entertainment. (the University's) walls," he said, As ever, the Uni will be knee-deep in schoolchildren. "The University has to give a fair indication of how Since Expo Uni is now held once every two years, as the money's being spent," opposed to annually, both grade 11 and 12 students will be presenL m One of the benefits of Expo Uni is that it shows the !;^ v.v public (and hopefully the Federal education minister) There are no great surprises in store for students at that University students aren't just "tall poppies in m^fffl^ this year's Expo Uni - just the usual posters and coffee. Ivory towers." Regardless, it should be fairly interesting and the day off \ '^ from lectures, tutes and the three hour pracs they always seem to put on Fridays will be well received by students. • * * Go to it and get your money's worth. m -JOHN HENZELL

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Semper-24 Sexual Harrassment in the colleges is one of the university's best kept secrets. Only those who have lived in colleges or had some contact with them, realise the intense seriousness of the problem. LYN TAYLOR and MICHELLE ROBERTSON write that moves are underway to combat it.

Last year, after many years of that she was very upset by what appar­ agitation by Women's Rights and ently is a yearly orientation activity at other concerned women on campus her college. She said that female students the Vice-Chancellor, Brian Wilson, were woken up by older women at Sam on the second or third day in college and finally acknowledged that sexual told to do exercises on the oval. harassment 'could be a problem' They were then leapt upon by men on this campus. from one of the neighbouring colleges Accordingly, he appointed four staff who were hiding in the bushes for the members and one student to be contact purpose - all good clean Australian fun. iletivities people for students with complaints Some women learn to cope. Others The Activities Department at Queens­ Quality posters, t-shirts and publi­ about sexual harrassment. find this type of harassment intolerable land University is not the sort of place The contact people arc •- Fleur and leave college to seek other accom­ city come frorh the screens for a vast that you'd easily stumble across, Down range of groups and activities. Although Kingham (Union Secretary), Edna Cham­ modation. the stairs from the forum and around the berlain (Professor in Social VVorl<), .A number of women have been raped seventy percent is for student interests, corner, it occupies a fairly large area at twenty percent is devoted to assistance Janet Irwin (Director of Health Services) in the colleges this year - at least one the end of the corridor. This apparent and Mac Grassie (Deputy President of woman being injured as a result. The to ethnic and other groups with compat­ obscurity belies the work done by the ible interests and alms. The final, ten Academic Board). seamier side of college life has been department. brought to the attention of the Univer­ percent of screenprlnlng time covers the A student who has a complaint may go occasional straight commercial job. lo any one of these people and will be sity's Sexual Harassment Committee who Each semester, Activities organises a offered advice in strict confidence. The were considering conducting a survey in series of workshops covering a vast range The Activities deparfment story is a contact people will take the complaint the colleges to ascertain the extent and of interests for students and the general bright one with one exception'- the public. Without trying to belittle the further, depending on the wishes of the nature of the problem. pottery, which until last year was oper­ variety, perhaps the must valuable aspect student. In spite of initial enthusiasm about the ating as a full-time concern. of the workshops is the opportunity for Unfortuhateiy,,;: economics decreed They meet regularly as a committee survey from the members of the Com­ students and public to work together, to discuss com lints that have arisen. mittee and most of the college heads, the that a deCisiphilfiad, to be made as to reminding students that University is only vvhcther'i^^there/wa^^ real value in So far this year, a number of complaints idea of the survey was torpedoed by the a stage in their lives. have been received. Vice-Chancellor at a subsequent meeting. full-iimeS'^pottii^g or screep^'inting. One of the University's best kept After all, students eventually will have ScrcenpHhtlng proved to haveJmore'Wtde- He argued that the results of such a to exist in the outside world, and working sprcad, rcgular/ihterMt^'sbiithi^«|ottery secrets is that sexual harassment In the survey could bring the University into dis­ with people outside the University can was forcedtoclpse/terniwraHly^l;^-^; ;iiv colleges is a serious problem. Many repute; that it could make parents uneasy prove to the public that the common country parents believe that they are about sending their children to live in the Consequ^htly|^-bencath-.|()e:;^Art^^^ idea of the radical uni student is not centre sits>1i:^AV^illis«;njp()^^^ sending their daughters to a 'safe' envir­ colleges; that it is all realty the business necessarily correct. ^- onment when they send them to live of the colleges rather than of the Univer­ pottery .#mpj«!te;$)^ith''^gas-fired kiln, This semester. Activities is running in the colleges. sity, wheels, jpipmJI,J|Mrfecycting clay, large a series of thirty workshops covering work ar^ln<}'small office with phone. What they don't realise, however. Unconvinced by these arguments, Arts-related fields such as clowning, Is that women, particularly first-years, however, the Director of Health Services, Since student money went into the drawing, super-3 film-making, painting, establl5f|(nent; of ;the.-pottery,,the. Union undergo quite a deal of harassment, Janet Irwin, has decided to go ahead with photography, pottery, scrcenprinting, ranging from intimidation to rape, the survey through individual colleges. singing and weaving. especially round the beginning of each Dr. Irwin, with the co-operation of year. Sister Mary Leahy, intends to conduct a Skills-related sessions will cover carp­ entry, car and bicycle maintenance, Some college women are pressured pilot study at Duchesne College as well as among individual students visiting cooking, yoga, hair-dressing, free-lance available.':^to-^a.^ofto:|i:irentW(^;'^f^ into co-operating in various activities journalism, meiamorphic massage, typing that they may find somewhat unsavoury. Health Services. from a $10 kiln-firing fee which would and motor-cycle maintenance. go tow^ds the cost of annual mainten­ Some feel that co-operation Is a nec­ Surely the community can be only ance, •'^'k essary condition for social acceptance; for favourably impressed by a University Charges for each of these workshops range from $8 to $30 for students while being, members of 'the group'. After all, that recognises that a problem exists Naturally,'^there:would -be:v>s{Mne and that attempts to overcome that prob­ others pay from $4 to $6 more. Costs return ^;Wiei;stud(?nts,1tvtfi^;S^^ if you object, it's just because you've are intended to cover the costs to the got no sense of humour and can't recog­ lem, rather than sweeping it under the accesf to;\the(; facllltles^ihelp/^ carpet. Activities department of tutors and jects :,by:;|^demi5i;^'^cphdlictli^^ nise a bit of innocent fun when you see materials. it. Meanwhile women in the colleges shops and,?6ca^ipndlyorgini?ing^ Four free ideas-related workshops in One college woman we spoke to said go on being harassed! itions. The •' only"'othijr*' rc'quire'meh't^ esoteric psychology, feminist ideas, legal would be ensuring that the supply of aid and how-to-stop-smoking arc also materials is maintained. being offered. Although the Activities department is Past experience has shown that stud­ in an obscilre^location, it's definitely ents tend to be attracted to more pract­ worth Rndin!g. It's a practical example ical areas such as guitar-playing, photo­ of the Union's service to students and graphy, carpentry and car and bike it's an excellent way for students to ge^ maintenance, while the general public involved with the type of activities seems to prefer more arts-related fields. students want;;.;, ,.,^y.-;•,,.••.,.,;; ;:.,;; -,,:,^ >" ••^^, Overall, about sixty percent of the One i^)liie;^fcytipn^\ii^ :^ enrolments in workshops come from v\cs-pres^^^rBmt^^0^M^i students. full-scale %J|MlafW

Semper-25 Association's annual conference, the Council of Australian Post Graduates Association and the Plant Variety Rights Industry Committee, to name but a random four from ninety-five. The reproduced media releases reveal Macklin's real interests more closely. However, they also reveal tlie rather confused position of the Australian Democrats on many issues. Consider this statement on private Every three years or thereabouts, As such, it is partly in the nature of the 1974-75 level; that a 1979 report schools - Australians are called on to go to promotion for the Australian Democrats. stated that 12% of university buildings 'The Australian Democrats support the polls to elect representatives to Notwithstanding, it is required reading were in need of renovation while 5% the continuation of the private schools govern them for another three for anyone Interested in the day to day were unsuitable for use; and that the system but our policy is that Govern­ lifeofapoJIticlan. years. depreciation value given by the govern­ ment schools should be so good that no By any standards. Senator Macklin ment to University equipment is 7/j% ofte would want to go to a private is a busy man. As there are only five while the private enterprise depreciation school." In the intervening period it seems that Democrat Senators, Macklin has had to rate is 15%. only a few of all those elected represent­ Little comfort in that message for specialise in the areas of Education, either government or private schools! atives actually do anything. Other than Aboriginal Affairs, Veterans Affairs, Other than a list of Macklin's Senate what the high-flyers such as Joh, Mai speeches, the book also contains a des­ But what is most appealing about Administrative Services, Primary Industr­ the report is the fact that it exists. and Doug get up to, you never hear ies, and the A.C.T. cription of how he was elected, a list about the rest of them. of all Democrats Private Members Bills, Largely because of the mystique of As an ex-academic (he was on the staff their work politicians have never been The Senate, especially, Is an area of the Education Department at Queens­ additional parliamentary duties, a list cloaked In mystery. Members of the land University) it is in the area of of extra-parliamentary business, towns regarded' with wide public respect in Senate seem to spend a good percentage education that Macklin proves to be most and cities visited in Queensland, and Australia, and this report should go a of their time opening fetes, while their adept. reproduced press releases. long way towards removing that mys­ tique. input to the legislative process seems His speech on funding for educational The most intriguing chapter of the negligible. research is a well researched, balanced report is the extra-parliamentary busi­ The report is also an attempt to Partially in an attempt to explain to document, in which he provides the sort ness. In this section the reader Is given fulfill the concept of accountability the general public just what politicians of debiied information necessary for an insight into the sorts of groups who to the electorate. Other politcians, actually do, Senator Michael Macklin anyone interested in debating the subject. apparently are the movers and shakers in especially those in blue ribbon seats, of the Australian Democrats has pro­ our modern democratic state. would do well to follow the example duced a report addressed to the people He points out, for example, that the shown by Senator Macklin. of Queensland on his activities since his 1980-81 level of capital funding for These include the Proportional Repre­ election In 1980. Universities was less than a quarter of sentation Society, the Nuclear Veteran -ANDREW FRASER

OODROCK MUSICDOD .aoDGALLERlESDDD ODDTHEATREDDD 29th July Missing V\fards Griffith Uni. Till 10th Aug Charles Sarrugia, Till 31st July OntheV^llaby LaBoite 30th July KingsACxxi Trio City Vi&w Hotel Clifton Pugh and Till 31st July Saturday, Sunday 3rd Aug Routinos ai.T. ottiers ArtVtorld Monday S.G.I.O. 8th Aug Tiny Tim, 2-16 Aug Graham Inson Town Gallery Till 31st July Antigone T.N. Co. Brisbane Com. Routinos NEW York Hotel 2-18 Aug Richard Bors 6,7,11,14 ThisadManConnes Arts Centre 10th Aug Australian Crawl, (sculptor) August Rolling Home La Boite Queensland Art Little Heroes Festival Hall TiinsthAug Renaissance 4-14th Aug lAfe can't pay, we Gallery 13th Aug The Fall Joint Effort Bronzes won't pay T.N.Co. 15th Aug Dugites New York Hotel Till 21st Aug Trap for a Lonely DQDON CAMPUSDOD Man Arts Theatre 000 FOLK MUSICDUD 30th July Expo Uni 31st July Verandah Barxj St. ArxJrev\s Hall, 30th July Black Campus Days Union Complex South Brisbane 30th July Organ Recital by DDDCLASSICAL MUSICODD 31st July Borderline Mt. Maria, Mitchelton Robert Bougen Mayne Hall i31stJuly D'ekammsrmusica Mayne Hall 6th Aug Bale 'em Up Marawah Farm, 30th July Education Atrophy Zurich (Musica Viva) Burbank Dance Refectory 31st July Family Concert City Hall Weekly - 2nd Aug French Fil m 1 pm Room 81 Forgan S. "A Night in Vienna" V\fed. Bale 'em Up Everton Park Hotel 3rd Aug Transcendental Meditation - 7th Aug ABC Red Concert City Hall Thurs. Verandah Band Blind Hall, Sth. Brs. Introductory Room 533 Qd. Symphony Orch.- Sat. Jam session IVlorrison Hotel, Gslcba Lecture Michie BIdg. Sth Aug Consen/atorium Basil Jones Theatre Jam session Storey Bridge Hotel Sth Atjg Organ Recital by Singers Conservatorium Sun. (see review this ed.) Robert Ampt Mayne Hal I 10th Aug ABC Blue Concert City Hall Rantan Lone Parent Club, 12th Aug Introduction to Univer^it/ Art Sun. Herston Fenninist Art Exhibition COMPILED BY DARREN WINDSOR Ballad and Each Film and Video Music Room •Any Clubs or Societies that want activities publicized should Sun. Breadline Caxton St. Hall Thursday Society screenings (under Schonell) contact Darren Windsor at the Semper Office, (opp. Creperie).

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Semper-2B If, however, you happen to have an PSYCHOANALYSIS: THE IM­ interest in tlie civilizations of the Far POSSIBLE PROFESSION. By Janet East, "Zen Poetry" will make a very Malcolm. Picador. S4.9S t-ms r DRvnsii R i!i.i(. vnoN worthy addition to your library. Stryk and Ikemoto provide excellent JANET MALCOLM translations of many Chinese and Japan­ Janet Malcolm, a New York ese Zen masters, Japanese haiku, and tlie journalist, has investigated today's PSYCHOANALYSIS= contemporaiy Japanese poet Sinkichi psychoanalytic movement with a Takaliashi. THE IMPOSSIBLE thoroughness and tlair that PROFESSION The joint nature of the work and Sigmund Freud himself would have Lucien Stryk's poetic genius merge to make tl\ese translations a unique event admired. in tliat they maintain all U\e delicate beauty and economy of style so char­ Forty-tJiree years after his deatli, t/ie acteristic of the Chinese and Japanese science Freud called psychoanalysis is originals. portrayed in its most vigorous form in New York, where the dynamic, patri- A deafening peal, arcial figure of the great man still domin­ A thief escaped ates and divides the profession. my body. Wlxat With die aid of a confident, "Aaron Havel learnt? Green", and a pracdsing psychoanal­ Tlie Lord of Nothin^tess yst with an incisive Jewish wit, Malcolm Has a liarii face. guides the reader througli the labyrinth of psychoanalysis, where orthodox and Tlie considerable section devoted to neo-Freudeans squabble and professional haiku must however rate as the trans­ associations fomi monastic-like orders 'Jouriutisni btxoiiK' an' lators' supreme attainment. The superb NKWMKSh UWYi. ZEN POETRY: by Lucien Stryk widi jealously guarded standards and translation manages to maintain many liierarchies. and Takashi Ikemoto. Penguin of the multiple associations which arc The discussions of technical areas of Books. London. the main feature of haiku whereas in psychoanalysis, such as the phenomena most transliterations I have seen previ­ of transference, where the patient relives The process of therapy is presented as Are you enlightened? If not ously these arc usually lost or obscured. relationships with his parents with the drama, with (lie therapist skillfully and Sinkichi Takahashi is the subject of start with Lucien Stryk's e.xcellcnt psychoanalyst, and counter transference scientifically guiding the client througli the last of the book's four sections and where the dierapist undergoes a similar the subterranean wodd of the unconsc­ introduction, wliicli explains the beautiful, concise poetry of Japan's enougli Zen philosophy to make process with d\e client, arc among tiie ious. The descriptions are spiced with most acclaimed contemporary poet forms book's test areas. accounts of crucial incidents in therapy the hook reasonably readable to a fitting conclusion to tlie work. This Malcolm tells of psychotherapists who varying from the poignant to die hilarious. those with little or no previous section of the book at least should be committed the unpardonable sin of If the book fails to tell cxacUy what knowledge of Buddhism. read by anyone with an interest in beaut­ marrying their patients, and were sub­ psychoanlysis is, there is also die feeling Thougli if you fall into liiis category iful poetry. sequently expelled by dieir associates. of have experienced part of the continu­ I wovild suggest that your six dollars is "Zen Poetry" achieves its aim and will Malcolm has opened the door of the ing ferment of the New York psychoanal­ probably much better invested in some­ be much appreciated by English speaking consultation room and die reader is given ytic scene, where the encrg>' and conflict thing else as even with the introduction Zennists and dilettantes. It is probably the image of therapy both from the released by Freud's revolutionary theories many of the poems will remain totally of little interest to anyone else however. couch and the analysist's chair. is found today in its most vibrant fonn. incomprehensible. -ALEX PRIOR - P. PETERSEN

Unavoidably, however, the account is On the other side of the coin he is to Moscow in 1973 (unspecified length, held together by economics, for tlie two pessimistic about the abilities of reform­ but 'Trip' does imply brevity), and his themes which, McQueen asserts, dom­ ist politicians to significantly effect discussions witii Russian emigres and inate Australia's recent past and present change, and concludes that while 'reform­ exiles in America. GONE are 'delabourisation' and overseas con­ ists have long accused revolutionaries of My doubts spread also to the reality trol. wasting the energies of good people of the plot itself. For the most part, the TOMORROW By 'delabourisation' he means bodi since a revolution in Australia is so novel is a revelation of corruption - the AUSTRALIA IN THE 80s the decline of labour-intensive manu­ remote as to be impossible,' the boot is KGB who murder political undesirables; facturing industries and die elimination now probably on the other foot. the Chief Prosecutor who has been inter­ of jobs as a result of technological inno­ Tiie socialist transformation of Aus­ fering in the murder investigation to vation. Bodi add up to a situation where tralian society by means of pariiament- protect an American infomier; the the idea! of 'a job for all who want to ary reform, he claims, now looms as the Siberian woman who will do anything work' is increasingly a myth. unattainable dream, and particularly after to get out of the U.S.S.R.; and lasdy, a society intolerant of disinterest in The The first part of the book, 'States the recent ALP national conference, it is difficult to disagree. Party. Are we left to conclude then tliat of a possible nation', consists of six communism breeds corruption? chapters devoted lo the exposition of -TREVOR PEACOCK these two themes in relation to each Thankfully, and to its credit, the novel state. The chapter on Queensland is is not that simplistic. Wc arc given a total­ largely the reworking of a paper pub­ ly honest Soviet protagonist, Arkady lished several years ago in 'Mean;'.t'. GORKY PARK: by Martin Cruz Renko. Throughout the novel he searches In it, McQueen examines the 'Quecjis- Smith. Pan/Fonthna. $4.95. relendcssly for the nuirdercr(s) and landers are different' hypothesis, which attempts to implement justice. he largely supports, and moves to the The section of the novel set in exploitation of the states' rights issue by America presents an equally corrupt die conservative government in the cause Is Ciorky Park just a damned view of the American Intelligence Organ- of transnational capital. good murder mystery? Or ... is it izaUon. His conclusion is undoubtedly Humphrvy McQueen U\at corruption is rife and characteristic 'The beneficiaries of Stales' Rights', a clever piece of propaganda sent Cft-Cr he argues, were 'not Queenslanders of humans rather than any particular to convince us of the failure of political system. but the Japanese steel mills and the communism? Or . . . is it a brilliant US-owned Utali Company,' as Bjelke- However, his treatment of that issue is expose of the corruption in intelli­ too superficial and piecemeal to be taken Petersen encouraged Utah to undersell gence organizations? GONE TOMORROW: AUSTRALIA its competitors in the face of an attempt seriously: die Russian setting seenis to IN THE 80's. By Humphrey by Australian coal sellers to present a Gorky Park is set, for die most part in have been chosen for its exotic novelty McQueen. Angus and Robertson, united front against Japanese buyers. Moscow. The novel opens with the dis­ value. The novel scores most points as 1982. Througliout, McQueen stresses the covery of diree horribly mudlated murder 'a damned good murder mystery!' and I political importance in Australia of victims in Gorky Park (hence the title of would underiined damned good. corporations like Utali, as well as that of die novel). The novel is built on action, and each some government agencies like the Federal The question I wish to pose is; If the action creates move questions in the Despite its subtitle, McQueen's Treasury and the Tasmanian Hydro- West forms impressions of the U.S.S.R. mystery - thus, suspense. new book is largely an attempt to Electric Commission, which, as we have by what they read in novels (which to Smith has managed a good balance explain the course of Australia's seen dramatically of the latter in recent some extent must be the case), what widi characterization, providing just history during the 1970s. Along the montlis, have accumulated a power that impression Viill be left after Gorky Park? enough insiglit for readers to follow sometimes outstrips that of the elected Readers certainly get an introduction developments widi a personal interest. way, the Queensland-born social The sub-plot - the love affair be­ historian presents a diverse collect­ governments they are supposed to serve. to Vodka, snow and prostitutes at railway stations. The Cosmopolitan critic clahns tween a capitalist and a communist - ion of reflection from contempor­ McQueen does believe that parlia­ ments can influence die course of econ­ diat: 'It brought Moscow to life for ine doesn't bear looking at too closely, but ary Australian life; the rise of Ita omic events, however, especially given far more swiftly and satisfactorily than successfully adds to the story's complex­ Buttrose, the bloodymindedness of die dependence of the corporate sector any number of serious examination of ity and fast action. Lang Hancock and the incoherence on the dimensions of the state sector, d\e place ...'. It is these characteristics which make of Australian right wing culture are and maintains that die turning of an And who am 1 to argue? However, I die novel compelling reading, but die among the subjects handled both international recession into a national do find it disconcerting to read _Uut jiigh only lasts for a day or two at die entertainingly and with sound depression by the Fraser Government is Martin Cruz Smith's contact widi' the most. analysis. an example of diis. U.S.S.R. was during an lutourist Trip - ANNETTE READ

Sennper-27 THE CITIZEN AM) THL POLK L: hy D.C. McKelvey. Published In This book is actually a second edidon. the Queeiishuid Couiu'il for Civil The first was released-in 1967, and many Liberties. laws have changed throughout "the tur­ moil of die 1970's. The thrust of these changes has been towards giving police increased powers, so an update of the 1967 version is timely. THE HOLLOW POETS Basically die book gives basic inform­ ation to die citizen which would be of assistance to them in any dealings that 1. they may have widi die police. We are the hollow poets It covers situations in which the We are the stuffed poets average cidzen could find diemselves, including arrest, bail, search procedures, Leaning together watchouse procedures', and complaints Selected Poems filled with straw. Alas! against police. Our tanked voices, when The booklet mentions other pub­ lications which may be of help to the We pontificate together citizen as well as free legal services which Are pretentious and meaningless are available. As a dope fiend with dry grass Generally die publicadon is readable, a refreshing change from die usual heavy Or lecturers talking over 4-MMM going that accompanies legal writing. In our wine and cheese party. Having recently been the victim "The Cidzen and die Police" does not of ignorance with regard to my make you an instant lawyer, nor does it propose to. Like the Bex advertisements, ii. rights where the police are con­ "If pain persists see your doctor", dus cerned, $2 for "The Citizen and the booklet advises "if in doubt seek legal ... poetry that rambles like a tedious argument Police" seemed like a sound invest­ advice". Of insipid intent ment. However it can let you, know where The 30 page booklet is an invaluable you stand when confronted by police To lead to a never-asked question ... guide to the law for laypeople, who, and may save a great deal of unnecessary Oh, do not ask, 'What does it mean?* after all, consdtute the majority of the time and trouble. Let us go and pretend we know. population in Queensland. - DAVE RUSSELL ^^...^ In the creperie woman come and go Talking of Stephenherrick

SHIKE: LAST OF THE ZINJA. • • • By Robert Shen. Fontana. 19S1. 111. This is the way poetry ends This is the way poetry ends "Shike: Last of the Zinja" is one This is the way poetry ends of those books bound to be a best seller,- but never to make any read­ Not with a bing but a whimper. ing list for a literary course. The book appears to be an obvious Patrick Whitman ploy to cash in on the current martial arts craze created by movies as as 'shogun' and "Last of the Ninja' and television shows featuring more and more martial arts voilence. The style of the writing also makes it perfect for a future producer to be able to say 'You've read the book, now Will they ever recover...? see the movie'. Characters are introduced rapidly and disappear just as quickly. And descriptive passages are virtually non-existent. Just the type of book every movie The minor characters are eminendy producer dreams about. Easy to be faith­ forgettable except for Moko, a cross­ ful to, easy to ad lib and good advance eyed carpenter, who flits in and out of publicity in the form of a book. the story like a bad smell at a prune The plot centres around a warrior convention. monk name Jebu - he is Shike: Last of If you are looking for a story with a the Zinja - and his girifriend Tinako, bit of diis, a bit of that and a bit of the who eventually ends up Japan's regent other "Shike" is just what you are look­ for her son, the Boy Emperor. ing for. How the author reconciles Jebu's If you are looking for sometiiing apparent holiness and his lifestyle is really intellectually stimulating with everlast­ a litde mystifying, as his two major ing literary merit, you may be a litde occupations in life seem to be killing disappointed. people and sleeping widi Mrs Regent. -PAULGRIYSON Til Shin a t Fwnoo* Mounuin tn Etit Chin* VIET'S

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Serrper-28 Tangled QUARTET QUARTET: Starring Alan Bates and'Maggie Smith. Schonell Theatre. Quartet is one of many French fdms that base their plots heavily around the powerful effect of a French setting. One of the great advantages of making a fdm in Paris is that the seedier sections of the city look mysterious and even romantic. The setting does for Quartet what Oxford did for 'Brideshead . . .', giving the mood of opulent decadence in 1927 to the four characters. The movie be^ns when Marya's husband, Stephen, is jailed leaving her without home or money. Enter H.J. Heidler, who makes a hobby of taking in and seducing young down and outs. The ensuing romances and conflicts VALIANT PRINCE are subtly outlined. The situation sets a good base for the characters but they are not developed througliout the film so you tend to know as much about them at die end as you did goes to grass at the beginning. The French effect continues into the fRINCE OF THE CITY; Directed Leuci, who in 1971 agreed to co­ or diat New York is a corrupt city, is dialogue which has large sections of sub- by Sidney Lumet. Starring Treat operate with the Commission to Investi­ to say nodiing new. The film is only tided French. One totally incongruous Williams. Valhalla Cinema until gate Alleged Police Corruption. His interesting when it deals widi specific part is when Marya's husband is arrested. July 29. collusion resulted in charges laid against legal dilenunas, and these dilemmas She exclaims "What rotten luck", in a 52 of his colleagues, as well as two are far removed from Australian law ridiculous tone for someone who was The 70 detectives of the New suicides, and the murder of his Mafia enforcement practises. expressing genuine concern. York Police Department's Special cousin. Moral dUemma 1. To crack a drug Anodier section that gained differ­ Investigating Unit had so much Running for two hours and 47 minutes ring one must have infonmers. Some of ent meaning in the light of current freedom they were called Princes "Prince of the City" is a hard-hitting these infonners must be junkies. To events is H.J.'s backhanded comment of the City. expose of the intricacies of corruption maintain a junkie informer one must that he had a friend who made "a small With no-one to report to, no time in the New York legal system. It is a give him what he wants - junk. Detect­ fortune in the Argentine every three cards to fill out, and no paperwork to complex and grim narrative which makes ives of the New York SIU regularly years". It must be remembered that produce, they were the elite of their few concessions for the viewers' comfort broke the law by supply their infomi- France made a mint by selling the Exocet profession. - with almost no laughter or light mom­ ers widi confiscated herion. missile during die Falkland conflict. In return for their freedom they ents. Moral dilmma 2. The New York Quartet moves slower than most were expected to produce big results The factual nature of "Prince of the legal system is corrupt. SIU detectives movies of its genre and die various - die arrests of New York's major dope City" is both its strength and its weak­ arrest drug dealers only to have them intellectual entanglements aren't as cut dealers. ness. To one concerned with corruption back on the streets ii\ a week, thanks to and dried as many odiers tend to be. The Unit did its job, and did it well, in die Big Apple it promises an accurate devious lawyers and corrupt bonds­ For those who appreciate lingering but its members were corrupt. They examination of die realities arid" moral men. A more effective punisluiient is and subde conflicts, will be well satis­ lived a lifestyle obviously more lavish dilemmas of those involved. But to a to steal die dealer's cash; then he is out fied with Quartet. 'A Country Practice' than their legal incomes allowed. viewer far from New York, say in Aus­ of business for a year. SIU detectives viewers need not apply. "Prince of the City" follows the tralia, the film loses its moral urgency. regulariy pocketed cash from the dealers -JOHN HENZELL true stor>' of top SIU detective Bob To say that American cops are corrupt, diey were arresting. A corrupt act, but a form of corruption that supposedly I .11 made the streets safer. Moral ddemma 3. The Justice De­ BELUSHI: post mortems partment finds that its police informer is as corrupt as die detectives on whom he is infonming. Should he be prosecut­ CONTINENTAL DIVIDE: Starring Belushi and Brown are being touted as die Hepburn and Tracy of die 80's. ed? If he is no police informer will ever John BelushI and Blair Brown. come fordi again. Because tiiey are all Schonell Theatre. Tliey not quite that, but diey'U do until Channel 9 starts screening the originals corrupt. Once upon a time, the simple on the late night specials. And so on. "Prince of die City" is formula for making a successful -ANDREW FRASER an immense morality play, delving into movie was to have a beginiring, the ethical systems of the American middle and an end. Justice Department, the Police Force James Dean in 'Rebel Without a and die Mafiosa. Cause' ushered in the era of 'social NEIGHBOURS: Starring John The infomier, played by Treat relevance', while with 'Star Wars' and Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. Schonell Williams, has broken the rules of police similar blockbusters die pendulum has Theatre. coniaraderie by becoming a rat (informer). swung back to pure entertainment. At first he tries to protect Ids buddies, What do you do when you find infomiing only on bondsmen and District 'Continental Divide' has absolutely the wife of your new neiglibour no message, save the usual 'Love Con­ Attomies, but eventually everyone is lying naked in your bed on the embroiled, including lumself. quers All' theme. There are two main day of her arrival? Or what do you characters, one an absurd stereotype His modves for informing are never do when you accidently push your and die other an equally absurd eccentric. Two young people alone in the mount­ made clear, an ambiguity which director Ernie Souchak (John Beluslu) is the ains, and the inevitable happens. Souchak new neighbour's car into a nearby Sidney Lumet says was deliberate. sort of reporter who apparently inhabited returns to his environment, the city, swamp? Lumet also directed "Serpico", and newspaper rooms before a clean cut dius posing die problem of how such These and other situations are to be the simdarities between die fdms are Clark Kent revolutionised the public opposites m\\ be able to keep their love encountered in John Belushi's latest and obvious. Perhaps their major difference image of journalists. going. last film, "Neiglibours". is diat "Serpico" was released at a time A cigarette invariably drools from The reason 1 have concentrated on The style of humour in "Neiglibours" when police corruption was a matter of just beneatii his pork pie hat, and he is the characters is simple. That's about is that definite American style. You public interest; now it is somewhat somediing of a booze hound as well as all diere is in this movie. eidier like it or you don't. passe, and this latest offering, dealing sporting an impressive line in American The story line is as ridiculously im­ Despite the troubles gone to to find a widi events of II years ago, will Iiave repartee. probably as the characters. I know diey neighbourhood for "Neiglibours" to pro­ less impact. He never actually calls anyone a son had to keep die story going, but a Utde vide a realistic setting for diis "comic The vast cast o!" mostly unknown of a bitch, but in one moment of ex­ more realism would have helped matters. niglitmare" all that resulted was lots of faces turn in credible performances, asperation he is moved to exclaim:- For example, during Soucliak's two nightmare, but litde comic. although (he plot is so complex it is die cops "Jesus H.Christ!" week stint in die mountains lie appears 1 would suggest that "Neiglibours" often difficult to distinguish from die mafiosa. Nell Porter (Blair Brown) is a Boston clean shaven every day in sliirts that are fails to measure up to the standard set all beautit'ully ironed, wliile her hair is by "Animal House" and "Tlie Blues The lilm's screenplay derives from a gal working in die Roclcies to save die book of the same name rccendy re­ American Eagle. She is a self-sufficent always clean and tastefully arranged. Brothers". So what if die happy couple are in­ But to be fair to "Neighbours" odiers leased by Granada. The audior, Robert character who is at home in die wilds, Daly, was New York Deputy Police and dominates the hapless Souchak when credibly stereotyped, diat doesn't seem who viewed the film with me were to matter. What does matter is that amused. Perhaps it is a film stricdy for Commissioner at the time of Leuci's he is sent to die mountains to do a story coUaberation. of die 'eagle girl'. diey're entertaining. Beluslu fans. - ANDREW BUCKLEY - TIM LOW

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.. ARTET. an exquisite period piece, redolent of ^cle'cadenc e and fevered melancholy, directed in the eluslvely uncommitted style so characteristic of James Ivory. It lias the tensile strength of the very intelligent performances by MaggiB Smith and Alan Bates (both at their very consldoreble best) — an intellectual exercise in reading between the lines and beneath tho surface of relation- *ips. , . Set In Paris, 1927, in Montparnasse a wealthy couple are well-known art patrons mingling with a Bohemian society of similarly prosperous Anglo- Americans. On the fringe of this group are Marya and her Polish husbane Stepehn Zelli who are happy until Stephen is sent to prison for being in posession of stolen works of art.

REpS^ Warren Beatty's triumph about John Reed, THE LATE GREAT JOHN BELUSHI FESTIVAL the revolutionary American journalist who wit­ As a tribute to one ot America's best comedians, nessed the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917, is an we bring you 5 of Belushi's greatest performances. yOWTINENTAL piyiDE is a romantic comedy action film for the thinking person and a thought­ As a scathing columist in 'Continental Divide', In the style of "It happened One Night", about ful film that is loaded with excitement. Diane as a peaceful suburban home owner devested by opposites who attract. It follows a few weeks in Keeton gives a lovely portrait of a womart whose his extraordinary 'Neighbours', as a mad fighter the life of a columnist who chain smokes, drinks long, angry speeches, and spiky quickness to detect pilot in '1941', and of course as Jake in the'Blues excessively and wears shabby clothes, but a roman­ a slur on her professional feminism, enhance Brothers' and Bluto the Animal in 'Animal House'. tic hero never the less. He has to huff and puff his rather than damage her irresistabte femininity. way through tho Rockies to bring back a story Vittoria Stoararo's swirling photography, espec­ on a hermit scientist (Blair Brown). He is a humb­ ially in the crowd and action scenes, given an ler in the wilderness and it's a clash between smog acceptable theatricality to the film. The result is WIN A FREE PASS and mountain air. Full of nice humour, consider­ an exhilarating combination of love story, political able charm and stunning locations. intrigue, adventure and historical epic. The first patron at EACH SESSION DURING THE BELUSHI FESTIVAL to name the first film JOHN BELUSHI made, will receive FREE NEIGHpnag reveals John Belushi's talent, amply ADMISSION with the compliments of SEMPER. demonstrated by his impeccable performance as the unwillingly dull, inadvertently very funny Mr EROM MAO TO MOZART won this year's Acad- Straight whose suburban quietude is besiged by emy Award tor Best Documentary. Overseas loonies. reviews have been raves, word-of-mouth adver­ The movie centres around an average bored tising has bean enthusiastic and for once, the conventional couple marooned in Orearsville, reality lives completely up to expectations. Suburbia. One typical evening - ayes glazed in With mime, sound effects, movements, laughter ADMISSIONS , front of the toHy, froien food defrosting in the and, above all, example, Isaac Stern shows talented | microwave - their domestic bliss is shattered young violinists how a passage should be played, by the explosive arrival of new neighbours. how it should sound. ADULT STUDENT 1st RELEASE $5.50 Belushi's dull, ordered existence startt to fall You don't n

La Boite Theatre's new season Boite by the end of this year. Unable to is safe. A collection of primarily meet the demands placed upon their Australian material, it is the kind "Early Childhood Development Project" of stuff success has been made of group, La Boite are in a pilot project of "Mulga Bill" with the new team. in their past. The five play season deals with social A form of community theatre much dramas, domestic violence, a look into neglected in Queensland is also being the role of women and a little local experimented with at La Boite. Using humour. Such popular La Boite themes theatre as therapy, a community group by their tried and tested authors seem can be introduced to theatre games and certain to please La Boite faithfuls. exercises to help them become more After their exhausting 'plays with aware of themselves and each other. music' season. La Boite no doubt hopes Ratlier than imposing views witli a per­ to recapture the power and strength for formance, a group can be guided to which it has been known. expose their expressions and become die Indeed Nick Enriglit's "On the creators under workshop conditions. Wallaby", Dorothy Hewett's "This Old Jeremy Irons. Man Comes Rolling Home", "Female A team of four have recently complet­ Parts" by Dario Fo & Fianca Rame, ed such work widi unemployed people at Inala the locally conceived "The Queensland Game" and Dorcen Clarke's "The Sad Theatre can play an important educat­ Songs of Annie Sando", are, as their ive and creative role in many people's T, V,: Visiting Brideshead writers' names suggest, a strong variety lives and La Boite must be commended of plays. It is an exciting season even if for their continuous diversification of the With over half of the episodes of would have some lasting impace on tele­ we have heard it all before. medium. Brisbane's fully funded theatre that classic amongst also rans, vision in tliis country and the world. What is perhaps more exciting at La companies attempt only a quarter of Brideshead Revisited, having been To Tom Krause of the 'Australian' Boite, is their continual development in La Boite's achievements. screened the time has come for tlie series would leave us witli tlie quest­ areas outside the niainhouse season of Currently playing at La Boite is Nick ion, "If television can be this good, why some series recriminations. shows. Enright's "On the Wallaby". His "The do we settle for less so much of the Venetians Twins" was a theatrical higli- Not, mind you, against anyone con­ Later in the year tlie Theatre hopes time?" Clearly Bridesliead has suffered to be able to engage local writers as liglit of the previous season. Some of its cerned with the production of the series, a tragic overestimation. concepts may not be relatable as some 0 but against those reputedly intelligent writers in residence to work on new The series was well produced, the act­ scripts for production. The idea is strong­ of its jargon is specifically 30's Adelaide. and erudite persons responsible for intro­ ing was very hard to fault, the casting Vaudeville and songs are used to re­ ducing into Australian television review­ ly supported by Andrew Ross, new was uncanny, the scenery and costumes artistic director at the Theatre. He is flect tlie era's mood and whilst one would ing the most patlictic display of syco­ were stunning, and the book was faithful­ have thouglu a play witli music would phantic indulgence which we, the viewers, also interested in developing children's ly and sensitively treated. and youth theatre and plans to adapt not have entered the tlieatre for some have ever had to endure. All this was true, and still is, but to time, all reports suggest it is a powerful Every media person imaginable has felt scripts developed at the innovative beHeve tliat somehow this series was "Grips" children's theatre of West Beriin. opening to the new season. It will play compelled not only to display, to excess, without fault and would redefine stand­ at La Boite until July 31. tlieir adulation but also to demonstrate A professional "tlieatre-show" team is ards in television is pure fantasy. also hoped to be fully established at La -MARKGAAL that added dash of 'saviour faire' which For one, the almost exact transferal allows tliose more highly placed tlian we from page to small screen was not an un­ to determine what is, and what is not, qualified success. The lengtliy passages of conipulsor>' viewing for the poor unfor­ narration by the series' central character tunate half-wits unable to decide for Charles Ryder (Jeremy Irons) slows the FOOD: Tulip time themselves. piece down so much that it threatens From Molly Meldruni througli to and for some succeeds, in becoming ance may be discouraging (compared to Lawrie Kavanagli the praises of Brides­ boring. THE TULIP RESTAURANT: a Chinese takeaway by a friend), but the head have been sung loud and long. So While for tliose who seek some fomi McGinn Road, Ferny Grove. decor, food and friendly service will take loudly and with such length that it makes of social relevance, or a confrontation Phone: 351.5709. your mind away from it's outer suburb it impossible for anyone to attempt to witli the big issues, it is very hard to find. Five or six years ago, to tell position. treat the series in its own terms and for someone that you lived at Ferny what it seeks to do. Set in the gay dreamy 20's and 30's the My companions and I started the even­ series exudes a lazy, beauty far removed Grove brought cries of, "out in the ing with some buttery herb bread while Rapturous review after rapturous from tlie present. sticks" followed by a chorus of perusing the menu. Deciding to begin review built expectations until they with the Pate de Foie - home-made, reached a level fat beyond any tiling Well produced the series is, very rele­ laughter. Now its an ever-growing vant it is not. suburb, alas some might say, with delicious and served with plenty of lighdy which could possibly be satisfied by any buttered toast {$4.25);SpaghettiCabonara television series. Brisbane awaited witli Enjoy Brideshead for what it does do shopping centres, kindergartens and in tlie context of what it was created for, - the popular sauce of onion, bacon and baited breatli tlie arrival of this 'absolute­ schools mushrooming. egg tossed through pasta ($4.50); and ly splendid', 'richly romantic','exquisitely it is a very very well done series follow­ ing closely a very good book. And if you It appears that the suburb is targe being a spinach fan I choose the Oysters made' piece supposedly 'the best series enough to warrcnt one of the better Flornetine served with bechimal sauce ever made for television'. find you can't enjoy it, don't worry there are plenty more where you came restaurants to open in the past twelve ($5.95). But when tliat perspicacious peruser from, they're just less honest. months. While waiting for the main course of pulp Des Patridge tells us tliat 'It is - IAN COOK The Tulip Restaurant's outside appear- to arrive we refreshed our palates with exceedingly difficult to find much in the sorbet. This was one of the best I've television adaption of the 1945 novel to tasted - not runny and not overpowered complain about,' could it be that he just by lemon. wasn't trying? MUSIC: Inner city jam Our main courses were also inviting. Mr Partridge should at least have been My friends were served with Scaloppini put on his guard when local football STOREY BRIDGE HOTEL: Jam ing a tune and other will pick that up Piccanti, medallions of veal panfried gum, Lawrie Kavanagli, considered Brides­ in a light cream sauce with champions head as "definitely IN . . . throughly Sessions, Sunday afternoon 4-6pm. and follow. As there are so many people playing, and tomato concasse ($7.95); and Pore top draw - ever so chic". Perhaps tlie Under the concrete pylons of the the standard is not brilliant, but as they Zeeland - pork fillet stuffed with apples, two gentlepersons might consider a Storey Bridge and surrounded by sauteed in almond cream sauce and change of roles; or better still they miglit mostly stay in time and tune the result rows of rabbit warren houses would is fairly pleasing. flamed in cider ($7.95). both choose to give the game away. seem to be an unlikely place to sing But it wasn't just these two eminent The real value of these sessions lies I was lucky enough to order the last personalities who were engulfed by tlie the virtues of humping Old Bluey. in the contacts the musicians make. serving of the speciality of the night - dreaded Brideshead super-hype, every­ Yet this is the situation every Sunday Traditional folk music was never written pork stuffed with prunes, wrapped in body who considered themself anybody afternoon at the Storey Bridge Hotel down but rather passed down from one bacon and baked in fito pastry. Our meals professed to be under the spell of Brides­ when at least twenty folk musicians musician to another, and the Storey were accompanied by fresh vegetables. head. The occasional adverse reaction was get together to play the music they love. Bridge sessions are very much in this It was unfortunate that no one was largely shrugged off as being insensitive, The sessions have been running for a spirit. able to manage a desert, though the ones perhaps, even boorish. couple of months now, and on any given It's a very free and easy atmosphere, offered sound enticing - ChantUly Puffs, Sunday the line-up of instruments and beginners are encouraged to play Strawberry Swiss Route, Coconut Custard I do not claim to have ever been on includes guitars, mandolins, banjos, along with the more experienced per­ Creams... the side of those who were totally dis- fiddles, bones, tea chest bass, tin whistle, formers. Coffee was the perfect ending and was enchanged with the series. I have en­ and recorders. Inner city settings such as the Storey served with home-made petis fours. joyed every episode and will continue There's a few old folk veterans in this Bridge Hotel have long been, along with The Ferny Grove Tavern is just down to set aside my Tuesday niglits in its the bush, the major inspiration for Aus­ the road, very handy when you run out honour. scene, and consequently the songs are mainly traditional Irish or Scottish and tralian folk music. Lawson drunk with of wine early in the evening. What is objectionable, however, is the "The Push from Woolloomooloo", and in If you live in the area, you'll surely uncritical adulation of the 'critics' who Australian bushies as well. Incredibly, all musicians manage to a hundred years time, who knows . . . know of the Tulip's reputation and if reviewed tlie work and who carefully the push from Kangaroo Point? you don't, its well worth the drive. prepared us for a series which they said stay in time. One person wilt start play­ -ANDREW FRASER -JENNI BIRD

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WASN'T TOMORROW WONDERFUL?: The Waitresses PAUL MADIGAN: Paul Madigan (Festival) IPolygram) Also Peter Cook & Dudley Moore's 'L.S. Bumble Bee'; a If you like being amused, and who doesn't, Paul Have you ever wondered if Olivia Neutron-Bomb loving recreation of psychedelic Brain Damage. Madigan is the artist for you. gets pimples? The Waitresses know she does. In sheer, brutal economic terms you'd be better to invest To music almost impossible to classify - country/blues/ your money in XTC's "English Settlement" which takes up In her guise as the bored, cynical, coffee shop waitress, rock/calypso (not at the same time mind you), IVladigan de­ where the Beatles left off. However, fanatics, collectors and Patty Donahue reeks havoc on the girls-next-door. All those livers a type of humour unmistakeably Australian. obscurists may find "Beatlesongs" in an import store if interest­ wonderful illusions that teenage American lasses are brought The Australian inspiration for the lyrics is obvious: ed. up to believe in are systematically destroyed. Musically the songs are I'ght and catchy. No way out, You've got a mo A parting thought (quoted, out of context, from the liner zappY synthesizers or amazing guitar work. Simple pop songs. and a nugget on a chain notes on the album cover): "And when you think of it, looking back at The Beatles with laughter is one of the best ways to' The musical backing is not empnasized. The lyric is the import­ you wear jockettes remember them." ant thing, and il is excellent. that nearly strangle your brain The words are simple and the observations pointed. No you're a prick - MAX complex, painful images. No Byrne or Eno here. In serious­ you make me sick. ness and in jest, "Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful?" brings a definite, feminist honest to pop: It's no idolisation of Australia, or the people in it, Madigan just tries to make you laugh at the most obvious thing we What's a girl to do? have to laugh at in Australia - the Australian people. FROM MV EYES: No Fixed Address (Rough Diamond) Borr) to shop? No! Pretty victories He's coming to Brisbane scon, and if he can produce the Since No Fixed Address were formed in Adelaide What's a girl to do? . sort of spontaneous humour which emerges in his self-titled in 1979 they havesuffered a career of financial hard­ Scream and screw? No! album, the concerts will be something not to miss. Pretty victories. Albums don't seem to be the best showcase of Madigan's ships, frustrations, lino up changes and public noteriety. The plight of the band was chronicled in the film "Wrong The nasal accent of Ms. Donahue is ideal for revealing the talent, but they do demonstrate the abilities of a good Aus­ tralian satirist. Side of the Road" which was released eadier this year, in this failings of the homecoming Queensland. Unfortunately her film the band are exposed to situations such as turning up at accent does make some of the songs sound similar. But who - IAN COOK a confirmed gig and being refused permission to play. cares? The reason for this hardship is simple; the members of the This album is fun and a joy to listen to. If you spent most of- band are aboriginal. "Grease" in the cinema toilet, it could be for you. IJnfortunately in all publicity surrounding the band, this -BRETT MORGAN BEATLESONGS:Various (Rhino Records) ethnic composition is focussed on and not the music, making THE BEATLES - were they the greatest rock group No Fixed Address, in many quarters a novelty. ever, or just four louts who knew how to have a good A pity, because their music stands up to any test. No Fixed time? Did they really have a direct link to a higher Address are a tight reggae/rock band, with an emphasis on the SHUTTbREO ROOM: The Fixx tAstotI plane? When is a yellow submarine? Who is the Egg- percussion section. "Shuttered Room" is a polished album from a Person? Which way for Walrus's? Lyrically the band is very serious about its stance and their polished and wet! rehearsed band. The Beatles were Rock's answer to the Bubonic Plague, words reflect the deep-rooted convictions of the aboriginal people. Produced by Rupert Mine, the sound and lyrics show his the symptons included hysterical screaming, Cuban Heels, influence. Musically, the songs are mostly up tempo with heavy and head flinging. Drugs only seemed to make the condition Lines such as 'We have sun^ived the white man's wodd, and the horror and the torment of it all' or 'We were here first and use of drums and synthesizer. worse. If you still exhibit some of these symptoms, or if you refused to buy any of the post break-up, cash-in compilations now we're treated second' leave the listener in no doubt about Lyrically, the songs are complex and depressing, primarily the position of the band. concerned with artifice, loneliness and failure. The Fixx are and still replace each Beatles l.p. as you wear it down, then you reminiscent of the Cure, discovering the electronic synthesizer may be interested in the latest release from Rhino Records. In their recent tour through the Brisbane area, No Fixed Address assured audiences that the strength of the band lay in and getting David Bowie to sing for them. Rhino is a Los Angeles label that has specialized in comedy/ rock artists of an obscure (and very American) nature. However Its live performances. Maybe, but they translate pretty well to As their lead singer, Cy Curnin is quoted as saying 'The record into the bargain. lyrics follow the line that you're not as much in control as you they have recorded such rare gems as Ogden Edsels' 'Dead would like to be." Puppies' and Gefilte Joes' unique Jewish rock. -ANDREW FRASER However, if you do take the trouble to unravel the images The record is a double-sided, 3314 r.p.m., 12 inch, full-size, there is something to be gained. An understandable preoccupt- rotatable album that features various artists performing songs ion is the destruction of Europe in a nuclear war, voiced in the about... The Beatlesll ... we love you,... yeah ... yeah .. .1 So I've sat down and listened to it. There are three treas­ songs "Stand or Fall", "Cameras in Paris" and "Red Skies". TRANSVISION: DeiterSchutz (I.C.U.D.) ures amongst the twelve selections. Some of the rest are midly This is the Fixx's first album and an admirable effort. Ob­ Now distributed in Australia, the 10 record label viously their record company is proud ol them. 1 hope they entertaining, some are just filler. Pick of the platter; The Four Preps 'Letter to the Beatles'; a heartfelt reaction to Beattemania is based in Berlin and funded by musician Klaus Schultz, sunrive. recorded at the time' 'Send 25e for an autographed picture/ one As for me, could someone tell me what "Angular views of who recently completed the soundtrack to an Australian dollar bill for a fan club card.' the neuro line" means? movie and purchased a second home in Melbourne, -BRETT MORGAN Schultz has a reputation as an innovative composer and is also at home shaping other sounds in his role as the major pro­ ducer at IC. Idiosyncratic, but leaning to keyboard developments, IC is ISADOR GOODMAN with the Melbourne Symphony prone to players who use their own rhythm people as opposed Orchestra (Philllpsl to machines. Their best works are in this field, the Schultz This album recorded with the Melbourne Symphony solo album with on percussion, Richard Orchestra with Patrick Thomas conducting, is a fine Wahnfried's '' and the sometimes funky first album by Italian Baffo Banfi. showcase for pianist, Isador Goodman. "Transvision" is the first record from Deiter Schutz and it Side one is taken up with Rackmaninov's concerto for oromises a mix of the essential IC components. Schutz plays piano and orchestra No. 2. Rachmaninov began writing the guitar, bass, keyboards and sings but the added drums of Barry piece whilst attempting to break from severe mental depression. Maddison, the percussion from Fred Sevedoh and Klaus Schultz's Its expressive intensity is more than adequately matched with production don't do anything to save the songs. Goodman's sensitive performance. Front to back, as I wade into "Transvision" I am haunted by Side 2 contains more recent work; primarily from the musical scores of motion pictures. It is less emotionally engrossing than recollections of seventies, British folk melodies; the sort ot the first side as with most film music, it demands its visual flashback often matched by a stray snatch of antique Genesis. accompanment. These Schutz recordings are uncomplicated and never boister­ Most outstanding are Lindley Evans' "Idyll" and Miklos ous, the best moments being some odd snatches that sound like Rozsa's "Spellbound Concerto" (from the movie "Spellbound"). the Velvet Underground when they were black hearted. The Melbourne Symphony Orchestra under the baton of A production note; there are some very sharp, apparently Patrick Thomas, are too flamboyant at times, but the perform­ drop edited song endings which aren't human and not fair. ance is strong and again shiDWS the brilliance of Goodman. - PHILLIP CULLEN It is an album definitely worth listening to even if only for its one very good side. -MARK GAAL

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another section recommends tliat students should be flexible, faculties formed the Committee to consider It is highly likely that DCC's will remain consult­ involved in the process of determining departmental alternative structures and in failing to recommend ative, although if Heads wish to regard them as binding heads. re-organisation of faculties in face of their opposition, that is their business. These DCC's may be quite effect­ Other major recommendations arc:- the Committee becamD a prisoner of the past, rather ive as they will be able to make comments on resource - the maintenance of the present faculty system than an architect of the future. allocation decisions. The wild card in the new academic deck is the - no change to the constitution of the Academic Board, Crucial to the final picture of our new Ivory Tower ARPC - the Academic Resource and Planning Comm­ committees of Senate or amalgamation or splitting is the composition of Group Standing Committees and ittee. It is charged with "long-term planning" and of any existing departments of the intra-dcpartmenlal structure. "co-ordination of resource submissions". - abolition of many committees/sub-cornmlttecs of the Looking at Groups and PVC's, it is now decided University; their duties being performed by the new that there will be five of each (although the External Exactly how powerful this committee will be is PVC's Studies division may form a sixth). However, the final difficult to define and to what extent it will usurp the - increased student and general staff representation structure of the Group Standing Committee has yet to Academic Board is even more difficult to ascertain. within the University be decided. The Union was outraged that the Fielding It docs seem to have a lean and hungry look, although - creation of two new committees - the Audio-Visual Committee failed to recommend a student member of the decisions of the Academic Board are highly respect­ committee and the Student Services committee. the GSC's and Senate will probably decide that there ed. should be a student representative at this level. More­ The ARPC does have one student representative, The Committee itself saw its recommendations as over, many members of the academic community are although the Union totally disagrees with the way the delegating and decentralising authority within the Uni­ now arguing for an enlargement of the Group Standing Fielding Committee recommended the student be versity, leading to greater efficiency and flexibility. Committee into a type of "Group Council". appointed. Criticisms of the Committee recommendations have Should this eventuate, it would be a popular move, One minor point is the use of the word "Chair­ included: destruction of democracy within the Univer­ as the power of the faculties will be further diminished. person" throughout the report. Non-sexist terminology sity, creating another level of expensive bureaucracy, One suggestion is for a Council of about twenty, with is coming, even to the University. a dual system of administration (ARPC as opposed to probably two students, the PVC's, the Deans and Academic Board, and groups as opposed to faculties) In essence, the Committee recommends the estab­ perhaps the Departmental Heads and some general staff which will eventually lead to atrophy of faculties, lishment of a new level of middle management. This representation. The Vice-Chancellor will bring recomm­ remo\al of large numbers of the University community new level derives its power from the Vice-Chancellor endations lo the Academic Board before they are from the decision making process, and failure of the level, with some powers from the Dean level. The new debated by Senate and the Union and Staff Association Committee to recommend abolishing smaller faculties groups will be powerful structures and may eventually will probably be given opportunity to comment. and splitting larger faculties. make faculties irrelevant. The Academic Board also Of much greater importance is the Senate's decision loses some of the powers to the Pro-Vice-Chancellors Ttie Committee did point out that the present system on intra-departmental structure. In a peculiar decision, and Groups and may be further undermined by the of resource allocation is inefficient. One classic example Senate decided that the Fielding Committee would ARPC. of this was an allocation for maintenance of a photostat not address itself directly to this issue, but rather. Generally, there has been some slight increase in machine by one committee, when a second committee Senate would address this issue after the higher levels "student power" within the University, although the refused the capital expenditure for the same photostat have been re-organised. crucial area of intra-departmental administration remains machine. The Fielding Committee did give considerable respon­ in a state of flux. A significant streamlining of resource The problem of faculties was one of the Committee's sibilities to Departmental Heads, such as budget formu­ allocation decisions has occured and this will have the major difficulties. As they are currently structured, lation and resource allocation within certain guidelines. effect of making decisions easier to understand and faculties are an obviously inappropriate body to admin­ Senate has yet to decide how Departmental Heads identify. Resource allocation decisions will be more ister resource allocation. They vary enormously in size will be appointed. immediately and closer to the working face of the and some of the faculty boards arc immense with Currently, Departmental Heads are appointed by University. This will lead to efficiency and savings but membership in the hundreds. Senate, on the recommendation of the ViceChancellor. there are also costs associated with the introduction of However, the faculties themselves vigorously opposed In making his recommendations, the Vice-Chancellor the proposals. Both savings and costs are hard to qualify. proposals to amalgamate and re-organise faculties. usually accepts the view of the Department. Some The Committee decided to leave the faculties as they are General staff have gained more representation within Departments have an "election" for Departmental and set up a separate, more efficient structure around the University or at least the recognition of their need Head; others appoint selection committees. It Is clear the PVC's, to be known as "groups". for more representation. Some re-organisation of comm­ that the procedures for nominating Departmental Heads It may be that in doing so, faculties have dug their ittee structure has occured. The Vice-Chancellor will be standardised throughout the University. The own grave. The power of resource allocation goes to becomes more removed from the working face of the Fielding Committee did recommend that students the groups and the PVC's. Faculties and Deans will be University and more concerned with external relation­ should be members of the "nomination group". 'below' these new structures. However, these groups ships. The vast majority of the Academic community {and especially students) will become better informed and PVC's are not so distant from the working face of Whether this means less or more democracy is a of decisions within the University. the University as to be unable to be involved in the debatable point and varies from Department to Depart­ nitty-gritty of University life - indeed, they are designed ment, depending on how they currently nominate to be aware of problems and developments in their own Departmental Heads and how you define democracy. areas. Thus, decisions which were previously made by A second key point is the composition of Depart­ faculties and Deans may well be increasingly made at mental Consultative Committees. the PVC/group level {in addition to decisions tradi­ This issue is still at the embryo stage and speculation tionally made at Vice-Chancellor level). is difficult. Possibly, Senate will decide to standardise This was not Senate's desire. Senate hoped the DCC's throughout the University, with each section University would be able to be arranged into "not of the academic community being given a percentage - more than nine faculties". In referring to being more" eg. 30% students, 50% academic staff, 20% general staff.

Semper-33 SHORT STORY

She brushed past through the neon air. He *Do you always talk so much?,' she asked in smiled at her out of the comer of his eye, hold­ parodied wide-eyed innocence. ing his gaze to prevent her from pretending not 'Ah, Mister Reagan has decided to talk to to see him. Calculating quickly, she knew she Tovarishch Brezhnev,' he shouted, finger raised. FEEDING could not ignore him — and win. She let her 'Let the summit commence.' eyes glide over him and then pass away dis­ 'Look, Leonid, I'm tired and I'm hungry dainfully. Aha, a live one, he thought, as she and.. .' went on into the restaurant. He raised his eye­ 'Hungry, hungry,' he waved the menu about brows at his companion. The other man shook and then held it before him, upside-down, his head negatively. studying it intently. 'It's no wonder you're hungry when you don't even have any five- 'No chance,' year plans! What would you like to order?' He smiled at his friend's remark. That was 'Your execution.' how he like it — hopeless. That way there was 'Spoken like a true capitalist, imperialist nothing to lose and everything to gain, and you warmonger. I tell you, it's impossible to have a could afford to use all the wildest and most summit in such an atmosphere, with such unusual tactics. It became a hunt, and it was people ...' fun — guaranteed to be amusing if nothing 'Do you ever let the otl^er person get a else. single word in?' 'I'm going in regardless, Mom, and God bless 'Of course I do, and you know the single America.' He grinned at his friend and walked word I want to hear you say.' into the restaurant. 'Oh, sit on it!' Inside, amidst the low lights, he quickly '... as the not-quitc-so honourable member <^ scanned the room. She was sitting at a secluded for Genitalia said in Parliament last week.' table for two in one of the darkest comers of Glaring at him, she moved forward in her seat ,,;XJ^_^ the room. Like a spider in her lair waiting for once more. the fly, he thought. Well, here's hoping the 'No, no, don't start that business under the fly is not a punctual one. A quick hit and table again.' He waved his hands at her dcfen- ^V^« ^ run and he'll never have to know the web ively. 'Stop, stop in the name of the SALT I saved him from. treaties, detente, future unborn generations, He moved towards her table. The sole waiter God, Bjom Borg,' he saw a smile begin to crease caught the movement as he uncorked a bottle the corners of her mouth, 'the Kcllogg-Briand of wine for a Mr and Mrs Wealthy-and-Drunk pact, cornflakes,' it was coming faster now, at the other end of the room. As the cork almost inevitable, 'Charles Aznavour, F, Scott popped and the blood-red liquid gurgled out, Fitzgerald,' he paused before the final thrust, the waiter offered up the libation for the 'Stop! In the name of love!' hunter's latest victim. Her smile burst open like a ripe seed-pod He eased himself into the seat, all the while exploding under its final, warmest sunrise. gazing intensely into her eyes. A pair of blanks 'Well,' she said, clapping, 'bravo, but what about TIME stared flatly back at him. Placing his hand on "in the name of the starving millions?".' Done!, her's, he leaned across towards her. he thought, fait accompli. 'You know all my life I've been madly in 'Right, Mister President, now would you like love with you,' came his voice in low, dramatic to revise your order; and don't let it get around tones. that I'm advocating revisionism.' He handed her She sighed mockingly, then curtly removed the menu and waved the waiter over. Glad to her hand from under his. escape from the overweight revellers and their 'Oh-wuh,* he purred, 'what's wrong with alter to Dionysos, the waiter rushed across, you, my love? Don't you know that you're nodding to himself as he came. Another one, just the joystick of my aeroplane, the ...', he thought, incredible! We've never had one 'Stop,' she said slowly, shifting closer to him like this in here before - this one has not had a in her seat. Mm, he thought, now just keep on failure yet. What an instinct for the hunt! coming, lover. She opened her mouth to speak. Later, after dinner, he leaned back into his 'One more patronising remark and I'll knee you chair and looked at her, her eyes shining at him in the balls.' She arched her eyebrows. 'Don't in the candlelight. Yes, she was good — a good think I'm bluffing, I'm now well within range.' night's work. She shook her head inquiringly as Her eyes met his and maintained the contact, she returned his gaze, asking what he meant. making every use of each second that his soul 'What?,' she whispered. was naked to her's. A real fringe-dweller, she 'What what?.' he replied smugly, feeling the thought, now what is he up to? She turned play of her fingertips across his knuckles. away from him and leaned back into her chair 'You look like the cat who got the mouse,' again, gazing at the doorway. No one was there; she said teasingly, 'that's what what,' his companion had left. 'Oh,' he replied, grinning. 'It's just that I He watched her all the while, relieved that she • was thinking how fortunate it was that I came was now out of range, but freshly excited by the along.' prospect. There was no one coming through the 'Why so, my knight in shining armour?' door for her yet: good. Even better, he knew 'Well,' he explained, indicating the settings that she was beginning to nibble at the bait. for two at the table, 'it looks as if what's-his- When they acted disinterested, it was impossible name stood you up after all,' to tell; but when they started to assert them­ 'No he didn't,' she smiled, flushed with selves, to attack, to let curiosity prompt them to victory, 'he's sitting right in his chair.' bridge the gap, then they were interested. And Suddenly he felt like the drugged lion who what a live one, too. Now to get her to bite. awakens to find the steel bars of the cage He broke the silence. around him. He was silent as he stared through 'I hear on the news that the Russians are in­ the candles as his master. terested in having a summit conference with 'More wane, sir?' the waiter asked, bending the Americans, to be held in Vienna. Wonder­ over his left shoulder. There was no reply. The ful city: Beethoven, Brahms, Billy Joel, the waiter stole an admiring glance at the huntress three B's have all paid tribute to it; though I as he straightened himself up to go. She winked believe that natty little artist, Adolf Schick- at him secretively as he left. legruber, didn't particularly like it. But then Incredible! he thought, while pouring the he was a failed artist anyway ...' bellowing drunks more wine. She never fails. by Kieron Ridge Semper-34 , A few years ago, when firemen went on strike in Britain, In the summer of 1977 B. Jorre Fidjc, a 42 year old the Army was called in to take their place. One job resident of Jersey City, New Jersey, sneezed so hard that they were called in to do was to rescue a cat out of that he lost his balance and fell nine feet from his porch the high branches of a tree. The soldiers performed the to his death. task with the speed and ability of the firemen that they were replacing and the moggie was returned to its The thirteenth President of the United States, Calvin grateful owner. Justifiably pleased with themselves, the Coolidge, enjoyed liiduig in tlie shrubbery watching soldiers began to drive back to the fire station - and his Secret Service guards searcli frantically for liim, ran over the cat. tlicn jtunping out and surprismg tliem.

A man broke into a woman's flat in the early hours of Dr, J.R Cou^, 0 f Texas A&M Uiwersity, has perfected the morning in London and, armed with a knife, a metljod for Jtmbig honiogenised djicken from the attempted to rape the female occupant. His advance was uhole adult bird, mdudingfeathers and bones. met by a flyingri^t hook which fractured the assailant's nose. In the ensuing fight, the man received two broken Ninety year old Al Herpin never slept a wink in his arms and several broken ribs. The woman held the man life. After a day vworking at odd jobs, he would sink down until Police arrived on the scene when the sur­ into his dunnp-scavenged rocker and read until he was prised man was informed that previous to her sex change rested. Doctors could rem explain his lifetime insomn­ the woman had been employed as a bricklayer. ia, but Herpin believed it wos tied to a severe injury his mother had suffered just before he was bom. Richard Burton, the disintegrating Welshman, gulps down at least 35 cups of tea a day — much to the In tlie early 180O's, Captain Jolm Qeves Symmes devel­ unhapplness of his ulcer. oped the firm conviction tliat tlie eartli was like a bead - hollow, witli gaping holes at botli poles. He If meanness is measurable as a ratio between expend­ furtlier clahned tliat it was liabitable witliin. He lectured able assets and expediture then Henrietta Howland and published on tlie subject, and petitioned tlie Ameri­ Green (1835-1916), who kept a balance of over can congress to fund ;in expedition to prove liis theory. $31,400,000 in one bank alone, wos the ail-tinns world A privately-funded expedition eventually took place, but failed to prove or disprove Synmies' theor>'. Tlie champion. Her son had to Iiave his leg airputated ensuing public debate was said to liiive inspired Jules because of lier delays in finding a (free) medical clinic. Verne to write Journey to the Centre of the Earth, She lived off cold porridge because she V\QS too thrifty Special guest trivia collector for tfiis issue — Peter D Rodgers to heat it and died of apoplexy in an argument over the Do something worthwhile with your life. Send all your unwdnt- virtues of skimnned milk. Her estate proved to be of ed trivia to Semper c/- Uni of Old Union, and make the world a $95 million. better place in which to live. Thank you. mm m mm0mmmm0mmm0m0i'fmi^mmmm0mmmmtmtm mt0mim

LIBRARY HOURS on Wednesday 28th July. Speakers are: LAND RIGHTS CEMENT BOX For once students have won! After Fleur Kingham (Union Secretary); Dal The Combined Campuses Land Rights Cement Box is looking for people to a vocal and prolonged campaign con­ Anderson (President of the General Support Group has organised a rally in volunteer as technical assistants. David ducted on library hours, the adminis­ Staff Association); Julia Gillard (AUS King George Square on August 4th at Foster, the Cement Box technician will tration has succumbed to pressure. The Education Resource Officer); Denis 4,30pm, Speakers include three people be training those who are interested. Undergraduate and Law libraries will ^Aurphy IPresident of the Academic from the Black Protest Committee, Contact David Foster 00 371.1611, be reopening at 8,30am Mon.-Thurs. Staff Association); and Anna Bligh one church leader and one Trades and and 9am on Friday. But both those (Open the Libraries Committee). Labour Council representative. T.h|W^II APOLOGY libraries will be closed Saturday morn­ also be a forum in the^gq.ru?'^^"'' "^ We apologise for mistakes in last -;^%1 ing (the period of least usage). JAMES MOORE PROTEST 1pm on that da Semper's Union Budget article. Area Libraries have been shown to be a There will be a picket outside the in helpjri9,vOi'gani...,, .,, : ries allocations are derived rom percentages higher priority for students and staff District Court Building on North Quay , :r4t?Ct pJl^^i:SS9 of the fees paid only by students belong­ and the administration has been forced starting at 9.30am on Tuesday 27th4S§l#'fy^^^!°, ing to that area. Further, Women's Rights to treat them accordingly. Libraries aren't July to protest against the arrest of>lame(i^*^?t» W^!^^^i M^ were shown as receiving 5% instead of just another cut. Moore at a demonstration 8iafnst;;i?rasetfil| 1,5% of women's fees. intact POSTGRADS EXPO UNI Postgrad students who were emplqy Expo Uni will be held on Friday the ed by the University as casual tyt^rsj Oth and Saturday 31st July, On Friday between Nov. 7th, 1980 andsO;ec l6thi'^t,v |B Union will be hosting a dance in the 1981 are reminded that^tljig^ o\wli:^/^-:. \. 'PAiTyTlME^TlJDEim^i^ ^Si^fHipUntotMirt'^needlpfiffrrgudefi'^^^i^^^ Refectory and Forum Area from back pay from a 6% pay^nCT*i|gran^^»!:^g^^ yeaif^the/iUnicinhas etinp^VI^ ^^iP^il^fo read4ecturd|periar^|S|C) - 12,30pm. last year, \i.®l^iS: |^|.s^.-s .w*.,.«^-?*»^...^ '^'^B^er, wine and spirits will be available. •«-^* wu-. .*u:.„. ,l._- u-:._ ,.,ggoj^^fggA^- f you,3re5^|p![es ^any^ include the Kingswood Trio, contact all tutors wno ''^o,y!J3|re^ve «§||jo^nin9?:hpur? otluntyeifsity ' ''"'"'"''" ^^anides and Xero, and films, video pay adj '" •----.•^^•> i^treet theatre and variety acts will eligible and haven't been [Rowing, the university by August 15tK«^q|njtact mjfcgessibleWb''part time Mdfihtsi As a STUOEJOTS urday. Activities and Legal Aid Jack Ford, the Postgrad Orgfani^lpat ^%sult the hoursi^'fSjpening ofj'fcib'th the ^-^^tecefied nised a Black Campus Day. 371.161^71 1R11 Me(1stt finnfloor ortff thep llni^r^nJiilHUniorr . I l«l.i»^i!«;rsity, an^lihey-Unio-r.'viX^ilili'/t t i' :„.n, bookshopu^X'ii,i s :i|em used ^hasis will be on aboriginal ing) ipeep exteodedi.-to the followmg: .•^ding 0 with Bapu Mamus, the Magpies gMM BooksMfe|.^Jst wiit^f 2nd -;r^ied aboriginal groups performing. If 'BLUE STOCKING DAY'\^ 'Tjlct Ly Q^^M^-6.45^%,, every The Womens Rights Committe 2nd-5t!^^^,pf 2nd^Se(Ttes pjrjis Officer at POTTERY organised a 'Blue Stocking' day as' evIp^Mp^flifay and "Onion Building). The pottery at Activities is being of a national campaign to imi offered for lease, RENT FREE' The women's access to education. A kshop: ^p W2n^P COMPUTER SCIENCE STUDENTS leasee would be responsible for main­ will be held in the Forum Area at 'tiifliogipJjM-*eaQP*vveej k The Union has received a number of tenance of equipment and stocks and a on Thursday 29lh July. Speakers ,^of 2nq^BoS4s'ter - open complaints about the workload involved fee would be levied for use of the kilns. include the AUS Women's Off ^fch wHk night; 3rd-6th in computer science subjects. The De­ If you are interested contact Tony Tina Nightingale, anJ representatives "emester - open till 6pm partment of Computer Science is invest­ Blake or Activities, next to the Creperie the Womens Rights Committee and !fy Tuesday and Thursday nights. igating these complaints. So if you are or phone 371.1611. female university staff. It is important to use these hours to worried then contact the Department Following this there will be a wine keep them. The University Bookshop is and the E.R.O,, Lyn Taylor. MEETINGS and cheese in the Axon Room where a doing this only on a trial basis. If you The following meetings are being held film and a 'Womens Theatre' skit on have suggestions for a change in hours ALTERNATIVE HANDBOOK in the next four weeks. All interested sexism in education will be performed. or have problems relating to part time The Union is calling for subjects to students are welcome to attend. For more information contact the attendance on campus, see the Part be surveyed for the Alternative Hand­ Legal Standing Committee - 10am, Womens Rights Organiser. Time Organiser 1st floor Union Build­ book this semester. If you want a partic­ 26th July, Exec. Office. ing, or phone 371.1611. ular subject done let the Education External Students Committee — 3pm, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR Resource Officer know, 2rst Aug., E.G. Whitlam Room. UNIVERSITY? TE.A.S. Postgraduate Students Committee — The university has had its funding T.E.A.S. forms must be lodged by EXCLUSIONS 1pm, Sth Aug, Ryan Room. severely cut. As a result many areas of the 31st July to receive benefits for the If you have been excluded for failing Womens Rights meetings, every Thurs­ the university have suffered (libraries whole of Semester 2. Applicants lodging too many subjects you can appeal against day, Ipmin the Womens Rights Room. are just one example). There will be a forms after that date will only be paid exclusion. If you need any help doing so, meeting to discuss the effects of cuts on benefits from the date the form was contact the Education Resource Officer, the university at 1pm in the Great Court lodged. •

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