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alhallaVolume 81, Issue 8 Molester on the loose!“ vBeau Castillo Sports Editor “I felt shocked, I know [the Students are safe at Lake Stevens High victim personally]. I didn’t ex- School, but when they leave campus, the sense pect [this event] to happen,” of [the school] being able to keep them safe junior Zebual Parker, a close friend of the family said. On and secure doesn’t extend April 14, our community was -Ken Collins shocked to learn about a moles- tation that occurred on Grade “measures into their system perspective the importance of Road, near 30th street N.E. with intentions of creating a security, including extra secu- The suspect approached safer environment. “Our school rity measures during a time of the 14 year-old female and district did an out dial for all uncertainty. grabbed her breast. Naturally, of our students, which would As a result of this inci- the victim and her friend be- include everyone in the neigh- dent, many students realize gan screaming, which forced borhood [where the incident that, in any given situation, you the suspect to flee from the vi- occurred],” Collins said. In re- shouldn’t have a false sense of cinity. Following the incident, sponse to the event, school of- security. “[This event] defi- school officials at Mt. Pilchuck ficials stressed the importance nitely makes me want to be and Highland elementary of the situation by emphasiz- more on my guard. It makes schools took precautionary ing that the suspect was still me feel unsafe [knowing] measures and canceled three on the run; the out dial spe- there are more sexual preda- bus routes, allowing officials cifically aimed at making par- tors around,” senior Laura Ev- to safely scour the area for the ents aware. The neighborhood erett said. Though the school suspect. “It was probably even where the incident occurred provides a safe location for more alarming that the per- has also taken the initiative students during the day, that son was able to get away even of incorporating extra watch. safety ends when the school though [the police] had dogs “They have stepped up a lot on day is over. “Students are safe tracking him,” LSHS Principal patrolling,” Parker said. The at Lake Stevens High School, Ken Collins said. Because the impact this event has made on but when they leave campus above: the police artist sketch of the suspect search left police empty hand- the neighborhood puts into that sense of [the school] be- courtesy of Officer Britton ed, speculation surrounds the ing able to keep them safe and idea that the suspect had tar- secure doesn’t extend,” Collins below: photo art by Amelia Dickson geted the area, using a getaway said. reminds] kids, particularly you have some sort of protec- car to escape. “Nothing really happens younger kids, that they need tion,” Collins said. Two effec- Both the School Dis- [in that neighborhood]. It is to be in pairs, or threes, or tive forms of protection most trict and the neighbor- calm, [and has] nice families, fours, but not ever alone,” Col- are pepper spray and loud hood where the event “Parker said. Because of the lins said. Though this is aimed whistles. occurred have in- environment in which this in- primarily at younger students, The suspect in this case troduced new cident occurred, many people walking alone at any age is is described as being a 30-40 s e c u r i t y have taken further steps to never a safe idea, especially in years old Caucasian male, last help prevent incidents like this areas unfamiliar to students. seen wearing a brown jacket from happening again. The School officials urge students and a blue hoodie. Students school district urges students to keep some form of protec- should be aware that no situ- to constantly remain aware of tion with them for emergency ation cannot be rationalized as their surroundings, and not situations. “[It is important safe, and should call 911 in a to underestimate the potential that] if you are going some situation that is suspicious. problems a situation may pose. place where you aren’t sure “Be as careful as you possibly of the neighborhood or you can be. [The school district aren’t sure of the people, that

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What Gay Play a huge happened students success for to the striving for drama “M” in acceptance pg. 13 MTV? pg. 6 pg. 5 At the center of this issue: Everything Prom 2009! volume 81, issue 8 page 1 news LSHS may 6, 2009 valhalla AP classes get ready for final exams Brad Dickson Spring is usually thought as being I’ve given handouts to the students, and I’m holding study sessions from seven a bright and cheerful season. Animals to nine at night, but I still encourage my students to study on their own time as S t a f f R e p o r t e r awake from their wintery slumber and well.” flowers poke their heads through the soil. But Psychology is only one of the classes that have kicked it into overdrive However, for the AP students of our school, spring is all BUT relaxing. It is a recently, which increases the unavoidable pressure on the students. Senior Fran- time of frantic studying, hurried note taking, and early morning study sessions cis Tosti, who is currently preparing for AP exams is no stranger to this pres- with their teachers. sure. Our school has a large variety of AP classes, such as American History, “I felt really nervous for my first test [AP Euro]; I started studying a week Chemistry, Biology, Psychology, and Art History, all of which will be testing before but somehow managed to pass,” said Tosti. between the fourth and fifteenth of May. A large amount of classes also means But practice brings one closer to perfection, as Tosti is now realizing. Now that many of students have to work their brains to the bone for these tests. studying for her fifth and sixth AP exams, she now knows how to get studying Psychology is the newest member of the AP club at our school, and its done, and get it done right. students and teacher are trying their hardest to prepare for the ever-closer “Don’t stress!” said Tosti. “The more you stress the harder it is to focus and test that arrives on May 12. “The AP Psych test covers 18 units and 800 pages then you get even more stressed. Also, don’t over-study, and make sure you get of the psych text,” said AP Psych teacher Mr. Steve Berg. “We had a late start a lot of rest after studying.” because we received our textbooks late, so we’re working extra hard to prepare. Sleep is essential for doing well on tests; it’s the time when your brain sorts Date Morning (8 am) Afternoon (12 pm) and records all the information learned since it last rested. Scientific studies have shown that getting a good night of sleep is actually preferable to a night of cramming information, because it is pointless to spend time reviewing if you Wednesday, May 6 Calculus AB are not going to remember it anyway. Calculus BC The College Board website (www.collegeboard.com) also offers a multitude Thursday, May 7 English Literature and of tips for studying for exams. One of these tips was looking over test questions Composition that were given in previous years to familiarize oneself with the format of the Friday, May 8 United States History European History questions. Studio Art (portfolios due) So, as the flowers begin to bloom and the birds begin chirping in the trees, Monday, May 11 Biology take a quick look around the classroom. Find anyone who may look like the only thing supporting them is the caffeine they’ve pumped into their systems, or just Tuesday, May 12 Chemistry Psychology look three rows up at the jittery kid with the shifty eyes, and you will know that spring has arrived. Wednesday, May 13 Art History Beloved North Lake teacher found dead day afternoon, Koch left home in her former student remembers Koch, who Kaila Alford white 2005 Toyota Corolla, taking her was known as Ms. Matthews to her cell phone but leaving behind her wal- students in her 2003-2004 sixth grade S t a f f R e p o r t e r let and luggage. science class at North Lake Middle During the past weeks, citizens of Koch’s family quickly became wor- School, as an encouraging educator. Lake Stevens have been mourning the ried when she hadn’t returned home, “She was really awesome,” said ju- loss of a beloved teacher and commu- and around 4:35 pm the day she disap- nior Angelique Goldor. “I learned a lot nity member, Connie Koch, also known peared, Koch’s sister in California re- in science that year.” as Connie Matthews. The puzzling cir- ceived a troubling text message from Koch taught in the Lake Stevens cumstances surrounding Koch’s death Connie. “Look at Stevens Pass,” the School District since 1988 until Janu- has left her family, friends, and all who message read. It was then that Koch’s ary, when she left due to issues related knew her with unanswered questions, family decided to notify Lake Stevens to her health. LSHS teacher Ms. Su- making Koch’s passing all the more Police. san Ayotte taught alongside Koch at painful. Within a few days, Koch’s family, North Lake Middle School. The ordeal began on March 26, along with volunteers, combed the Ste- “She gave intelligent input about when 62-year-old Koch was prepar- vens Pass area, extending their search teaching methods and student assess- ing to leave for a trip to Dallas, Texas. to Leavenworth. The police depart- ment during our staff meetings,” said Koch was traveling to Texas to receive ment began to monitor activity on her Ayotte. “As a seasoned teacher, Connie treatment for Multiple Chemical Sen- cell phone and credit cards. had the insight about education that sitivity, an illness that causes on to be- It wasn’t long before the police de- comes from experience.” come extremely sensitive to scents and partment began to receive tips, but un- Along with being a dedicated stale air. Sometime during that Thurs- fortunately, most were declared to be teacher, Koch was also an active mem- “false hits.” The only reliable tip came ber in the community. She attended from a deli in Skykomish that claimed Ebeneezer Lutheran Church, where Koch stopped in to buy a sandwich she was involved in helping the poor sometime during the afternoon she and other social awareness issues. disappeared. Neither Koch’s family nor Koch also volunteered at a local food former North Lake Middle School the Lake Stevens Police Department bank. teacher Connie Koch received any other clues as to where or As NLMS staff and students photo courtesy of Courtney Stepp why Connie Koch had gone. struggle to cope with the loss of a Koch’s family continued their ef- teacher and dear friend, the bond ing, put up fliers... and everything else forts until the weekend of April 18, among teachers has only grown stron- that you did. You have brought us so when a Department of Transportation ger, according to Ayotte. much comfort and support, and we employee discovered Koch’s vehicle in “North Lake has a very cohesive thank God for every one of you.” an embankment off the U.S. Route 2 group of teachers,” said Ayotte. “They A memorial for Connie Koch will in Skykomish. On April 20, the King will all miss her and remember her as be held in the high school cafeteria on County Medical Examiner’s Office an effective teacher with a kind heart.” Saturday May 9, from 2 to 5pm. Ev- confirmed that the body found inside Koch’s family reached out to all of eryone whose lives were touched by the car was that of Connie Koch. those who have supported them dur- Koch, through the school and the com- Within the week following the dis- ing this difficult time on their blog, munity, are encouraged to come and one of the many posters put up around covery of Koch’s body, students and stating, “We would like to say thank share their memories of her. town by Koch’s family and volunteers photo by Emma Derus colleagues have come forward express- you to everyone who offered prayers, ing their sadness at her passing. One support, shared stories, went out look-

page 2 volume 81, issue 8 LSHS news valhalla may 6, 2009 European history trip causes unneeded stress for travelers ing and saw a lot more of deal with on the trip. Now enjoyed the trip, but not Emily Garvin the sights than she ex- that he’s been with both the controversy that wel- pected. a six-person group and a comed them back. Managing Editor Neuman, Whitlock, 40-person group, he has Whenever you get a “It’s really unfair to and sophomore Brigham a better idea of how he group of teenagers to- the teachers because of Dehn all agreed that the wants to handle the trip gether for extended pe- all the work they put into notorious night train from next year, if it even hap- riods of time, something the trip,” junior Kaz Wall Florence to Paris was pens. is bound to happen. Espe- said. AP European Histo- their favorite part, where “It would be better cially if those students are ry teacher and head plan- most of the outrageous with fewer kids, or maybe intelligent, and not afraid ner Chris Neuman agreed stories have come from. more manageable kids. to crack a few jokes at the that he put in a lot of Wall said his favorite part Maybe even only kids en- others expense. Other work towards making the was Paris, “because there rolled in the class. [I want than a few situations, the trip great, but then never was gold everywhere.” to go through an] inter- students and teachers on truly got to enjoy it. What they can all view process to make sure the AP European History Junior Davey Whit- agree on is that the trip they’re savvy and serious Trip seemed to balance lock said he thought the will definitely improve about the trip,” Neuman learning and fun perfectly, rampant rumors were fun- their test score on the said. so they were surprised at ny at first. He remarked, coming AP European According to Neu- the controversy and ru- “Any press is good press.” History test. “Now I re- man, if the Europe trip mors surrounding how Though they’re upset member what the Spanish continues for another they spent their time on about the rumors, every- Armada was, from Shawn year, there are some ma- the trip. one still has fond memo- [Cooper, sophomore] jor adjustments that “[The rumors] are ries of the 11 days. screaming at the Span- need to occur so they can ridiculous. They’re com- “It was a trip that I’ll iards on the night train,” avoid provocative situa- Carpenter said. Cooper tions, ones that students ing from people that remember for the rest of the students and chaperones who traveled to Europe said that the trip was, can’t seem to stop talking didn’t even go on the my life,” sophomore Sar- over Spring Break were disturbed by the rampant, false “busy, but enlightening.” about now. Either way, trip,” sophomore Sarah ah Straume said. She said rumors circulating about their trip Neuman had a lot to the students and teachers Carpenter said. they did a lot more walk- photo courtesy of Emily Garvin Death of a newspaper Local newspapers affected by the end of the P-I Brian Toews into an internet-only publication with a drastically That is very scary for those with jobs in the reduced staff, or closed outright. The first option newspaper industry. Stevens is not as worried as S t a f f R e p o r t e r was what ultimately happened. The discontinuation much about how her paper stands against some of Every year, the public witnesses the birth of of the Seattle P-I adds weight to what might happen the other bigger newspapers such as The Herald or new technology. Examples include a newer version to printed papers everywhere. The Seattle Times. Weekly community newspapers of the iPod or a later model of a popular car. With Pam Stevens, editor of the Lake Stevens Jour- are continuing to survive because they provide citi- newer technology there is always the inevitable nal, feels the pressure that newspaper editors and zens with information that pertains only to them. death of older, outdated technology. An example reporters everywhere are facing. “The closing of “They are also a source for community sports to is the discontinued publication of the Seattle Post- the Seattle Post-Intelligencer has been a wake up be showcased, and where local student achievements Intelligencer. call to many in Western Washington regarding the can be recognized,” Stevens said. On March 17, the paper printed their last edi- plight of the newspaper industry. Daily newspapers Stevens concludes that if it weren’t for papers tion. The Hearst Corporation, owner of the P-I, around the country are struggling not only because like the Journal, “residents living within this com- cited sustained financial losses and failure to find a of the economy, but because of the quick access to munity wouldn’t have the type of local information buyer for the decision not to continue printed edi- information that the internet provides.” that small newspapers provide.” tions of the paper. On January 9, the Hearst Corpo- Senior Kim Talbot’s comments reinforce Ste- This is reassuring to those worried about papers ration announced that after losing money on the pa- vens’ sentiment. such as The Valhalla. Even though this newspaper is per every year since 2000, the company was putting “People can look at the paper online for free,” available online, it will continue to provide a printed the paper up for sale. The paper would be put on the said Talbot, “[which] seems easier to me. I don’t source for students and will remain a class, which is market for 60 days, and if a buyer could not be found know anybody who’s ever bought a newspaper out a great opportunity for those students interested in within that time, the paper would either be turned of one of those bins from the store.” Journalism. Speaker’s experience encourages students to make wise choices Amelia Dickson tered, it would have been more devas- tating.” Design Editor Since then, Bruce has created a With graduation approaching, the minds new meaning for his life. He travels the of seniors are usually filled with excitement. country sharing his story with teens so They’re all looking forward to their lives and that they will make wise choices. “I’m new responsibilities. But on April 29, the senior here, and I honestly believe the kids lis- class had a visitor that touched seniors in a much ten,” said Bruce. “I didn’t come here to more somber way. This man was Bob Bruce. lecture them.” Bruce came to speak with the idea that lives Bruce is a strong believer that life is aren’t guaranteed, they can be taken away very comprised of “choices, choices, choices. quickly. “My life was so good, I never thought We can complain about the bad things that it would stop,” Bruce said. that happen to us, but it’s all based on Bruce’s great life stopped with the deaths of choices.” his two sons, Rob and Curt. Both were in their Bruce came to encourage students early twenties and part of an up-and-coming Se- to make wise choices so that they don’t attle band named “Big Top.” The two boys died have to live their lives with regret. “I in the mid-’90s when they were hit by a drunk would just like to see everyone live their driver who ran a stop sign. lives without regrets. Regrets last The loss of his two sons was tough for speaker Bob Bruce (center) poses after his speech to the senior class forever,” said Bruce. Bruce. He left his job, as he felt that his work had with (from left to right) senior Kaitlin Evans and juniors Cameron Lackey, no meaning. But as devastating as the loss was, he Brandon Hoelzel, and Bre Baumann feels that, “…if I hadn’t been as spiritually cen- volume 81, issue 8 page 3 opinion LSHS may 6, 2009 valhalla How a small decision can become a fatal problem made it through the southbound traf- Haley Salvador didn’t expect to die can all just hope that those who pass fic, but was hit by two cars while on that night, just like I’m sure a former will always be remembered for the the northbound lanes. This is a trag- student Ryan Depuy didn’t expect to good times and positive experiences edy, one from which I think that people die from a drug overdose either. we had with them. Both Ryan and Ha- everywhere can be taught a lesson. Although student deaths cause ley’s stories have really changed how Students these days have many sadness, trauma, and a mourning com- parents and students worry about the privileges and many dangers as teen- munity, they can teach kids lessons lives of their loved ones. Heather Zebroski agers. Parents are very lenient and about decision making. Because of So next time your given a choice most let their kids run around town Ryan’s death, students hopefully think like whether to get in a car with a Staff Reporter on their own or with a friend. Kids are differently of popping pills and do- drunk driver or put your phone num- taking advantage of these privileges, ing drugs. They can find other things ber on your Myspace profile, think of Unless you’ve been completely un- and that is when tragedy strikes. We to do in order to relieve them of the the consequences. Think about how aware of the current events of Sno- need to really think about our deci- stress that being a high school student much your life could change if you homish county for the past month, sions and weigh the pros and cons. In brings. Now that the Haley Salvador make the wrong decision. You could you’ve probably heard of Haley Sal- this case, “should I risk my life running story is out, students should rethink get into a crash, become paralyzed, vador. Haley was a 15-year-old fresh- across a six-lane highway and possibly the simplest decisions. or even die. You could get stalked, man at Cascade High School. The key get hit by a car?” or “should I take the Death is a scary thing, and no stu- kidnapped and even killed if you give word in the last sentence is “was.” Ha- long way and miss the first five min- dent expects that they will be the one the wrong people your phone number. ley Salvador was hit and killed by a car utes of “The Office”?’ Making danger- kid out of their class whose life is cut Think of Haley Salvador and how on March 28 while trying to cross I-5 ous decisions can lead to serious con- short. Although this is a traumatic such a small decision changed, or in in order to take a shortcut home. She sequences that include death. I’m sure thing to think about, it happens. We her case, ended, her life.

Creating a new “F” word valhalla Alienation of students will only stop once we edit staff Editorial Board our vocabulary from the mouths of gangsters in rap and the people who are different from Katie Van Dyke songs, and never around campus. them. I feel like students need to think Editor in Chief I can safely come to the conclusion about what they’re saying, and who Amelia Dickson that most people—high school stu- they may be hurting. Basically, I want Design Editor dents included—have an idea of how to bring in some compassion. Emily Garvin Amelia Dickson to not get in trouble for swearing. For I know that the kid that I stopped Managing Editor Design Editor example, I rarely hear my classmates in the hall wasn’t trying to be mean. Nate Shipe swear at teachers, and those who do He was just trying to draw attention News Editor Recently, as I was walking down to swear in class have at least enough de- to himself and make people think that Alissa Margett the attendance office to sign out after cency to make their words inaudible to he’s funny. But that’s nearly as bad as Features Editor fifth period, I heard a kid yelling, “Hey their teachers. But, there are no teach- being flat-out rude. I know that “fag- Beau Castillo faggot! HEY FAGGOT!” He kept yell- ers in the hallways, and that’s where I got” isn’t really a swear word. But, it Sports Editor ing louder and louder until I grabbed hear most of the swearing. is a word that can be deemed as ex- Blaine Bowman him by the shoulder and gave him my As far as I’m concerned—and I’m tremely offensive in our society—just A&E Editor opinion on his language. sure that administrators would agree as offensive as the “N” word. Maybe Heather Zebroski I don’t think I’m a prude, I just with me—school is supposed to be a the kid in the hall was just too igno- Opinion Editor don’t like hearing words used to dis- clean, nurturing, learning environ- rant to realize this. Maybe he doesn’t Cassie Hesch criminate against alternative sexual ment where students can live up to realize that there are tons of homo- Business Manager orientations—even as a joke. Yeah, their full potential. Call me an idealist, sexuals that are much more acclimated this kid might have been joking and but I don’t think that swearing has a to society than he is. Photographers teasing his friend, but that doesn’t place in that kind of environment. I’m not asking everyone to be ob- make the use of discriminatory words I’m not saying that we need sessively politically correct. I’m just acceptable. to cram teachers into the already asking that we, as a student body, Emma Derus As a society, our principles have crammed hallways during passing pe- think about the words that we’re say- Catherine Straume changed with the times. There was riods. That’s not the real underlying ing and how they might really hurt Emily Garvin once a time when it was okay to say the problem. The real problem is that a and or alienate people. I’m asking that Kaila Alford “N” word, but those times have passed. lot of students around here don’t have we, once again, change how we use of- Now we only hear that word coming respect for each other, themselves, fensive words. Staff Reporters Kaila Alford Jake Bartolini Brad Dickson valhalla Nikole Harris Tyler Irwin policy Scott Macdonald Andrew McCrea Our Mission Statement: The Valhalla’s mission is to provide the LSHS community with a quality, thought-provoking David Parsons publication. In these efforts, the Valhalla has established several open forums for the exchange of information, opinions, and Brian Toews artistic expression dedicated to those in the LSHS community.

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page4 volume 81, issue 8 LSHS opinion valhalla may 6, 2009 You know that we are the ones paying for this, right? (and our children!) will be the one that AIG has received almost $200 bil- tions like these are just yet another ex- is going to fall into debt in order to pay lion, an amount of money so large that ample of the corrupt business practices for it. it can barely be comprehended by the that have made these corporate execu- AIG stands for American Inter- average person, in bailout funds so far, tives filthy rich at the expense of every- national Group, Inc, and is one of the which have come from the already ap- one else. And also yet another example largest insurance providers in the Unit- proved $700 billion economic stimulus of the fraudulent practices that are mak- Blaine Bowman ed States. Due to a number of complex package. Initially, the amount was al- ing the company fail. A&E Editor business factors, including credit default most half that. However, in a pattern Even now AIG is continuing to fail swaps, the company has recently started that would become increasingly familiar, on our dollar. The bailout came on the You’ve probably heard the terms losing money at an incredible rate, even AIG failed to use it wisely, the company terms that by extending it, the company “AIG” and “bailout” connected at some posting a $24.47 billion third-quarter did not improve, and they also were also would be forced to revise itself in order point. Granted, neither is a topic really loss. Due to AIG being one of the larg- unable to meet the terms that came with to become profitable, and pay the gov- at the forefront of the typical teenage est companies in the US, when they came the money. ernment back. However, AIG is simply conscience, but it likely has come up in to the government asking for money to And how did the government pun- continuing the same practices, practices your CAI class, or you’ve heard your keep their company afloat, the govern- ish this failure? By rewarding them with that do not work, practices that made parents discussing it, or some political ment agreed. However, this money came even more cash and less rigid terms. them fail in the first place. pundit ranting about the subject on TV. at a price. The government now holds On top of that, the company’s top This is unacceptable. Either the Granted, money and government and roughly an 80% stake in the company, executives, the same people who led it terms that were initially stipulated with business are all considered quite bor- will hopefully be paid back in some ca- to ruin and continue to lead it even now, the bailout need to be rigidly enforced, ing subjects by most people, particularly pacity at some point, and has ordered were even rewarded with record bonus- or we need to quit giving them money. when all three of them come up at once. AIG to revise its business practices, to es, in the millions of dollars, which came The company will either revise itself However, I’m here to tell you that make it more profitable. from the bailout money. This caused and succeed in this new global economy, you probably should have been paying The government probably should enough of an uproar that the bailout or they will fall once and for all. And if closer attention to the AIG bailout. Con- have just turned them away when they package was reduced to not include the they do fall, I don’t want to be the one sidering, you know, that our generation came knocking. amount spent on the bonuses. But ac- paying for their descent. MTV? More like Reality TV A final farewell from an

still had a safe haven in the form of Editor to her beloved staff TRL (Total Request Live) which until the successes were the entire Valhalla recently was the only program on MTV staff ’s. that even played music. Unfortunately, it The staff of the Valhalla this year was cancelled in late ’08, leaving MTV was, without a doubt, the best staff I’ve ever worked with. They worked hard, virtually music-less for several months. played hard, laughed together, got ri- Brad Dickson In late March ’09 MTV launched a new diculously stressed out together, and for music program, AMTV which airs for one hour a day ate, breathed, and lived Staff Reporter six hours Monday-Thursday. However, Katie Van Dyke for the paper. For all 20 of you, your Once upon a time (in 1985) a won- this six hour time slot is from 3a.m. to Editor in Chief hard work, and your willingness to get derful television network named MTV 9a.m. in the morning! Who could pos- yelled at every single day, thank you. (Music Television) was created. One sibly have time on a weekday morning So here it is: This paper could never have been as day MTV was frolicking it its magical to watch TV? Nice try MTV, this all but We’ve been waiting, wishing, hop- awesome as it is—and could never have garden when a terrible thing happened: puts the nails in your coffin as a failure ing this time would come, ever since we won so many awards—without each and the evil reality TV emerged from a music station. were but wee freshmen entering the big every one of you. dark portal and proceeded to brainwash Once MTV had fully made its tran- bad world of high school. For seniors I couldn’t have done my job without MTV till nothing was left of its once sition to reality programs, all kinds of (and juniors, and sophomores, and even the help of several very special people. kind, music loving soul. them began to show up, such as the Os- most faculty members), graduation is First of all, Emily Garvin. I know I was hard on you and expected more from From that day onward MTV no borne’s. I can’t think of anything better the most coveted of all school events. It’s the reason (sometimes the only you than any other single person on the longer played music like it’s named im- to do with my time than watching Ozzy reason) we do our homework, take all staff, but I knew you could handle it and plied, instead it became a safe haven for mumbling incoherently and trying to the required classes, and stalk the Ca- succeed. Your work as the Managing terrible “reality” TV shows like The raise his monstrous kids. reer Center to find the best community Editor made my life and my job so much Hills, The Real World, MADE, and My But The Osbournes is nowhere near service opportunities. It’s why we have easier, and I thank you so much for ev- Super Sweet 16. as bad as some of the other “reality” Viking Period and Culminating Exhibi- erything you’ve done. Back when MTV first debuted in shows get. Take The Hills for example. tions. For seniors, it is literally the be- The next person on my Fantas- 1985, it was a network the likes of which Face it, The Hills is just a recycled La- ginning of the rest of our lives. tic Person List is Amelia Dickson, the no one had ever seen; the best business guna Beach (which wasn’t good to be- Sadly, it is also the end. Design Editor for the past two and a opportunity out there for a band was to gin with) only it’s been moved to a dif- It’s the end to living at home and half years. She’s been with me since have a video played on MTV in hopes ferent location. The story still centers mooching off our parents…well, hope- the beginning of our career in Journal- of becoming immortalized. The truth on the same character (Lauren Conrad) fully. It’s the end of opportunities to ism. She’s the reason the paper looks so is, in its glory days MTV had the power and still features the exact same horri- learn about new technology and inter- outstanding, and her creativity is the to just that, something the British band ble melodramatic situations. But MTV esting subjects for free. It’s the end of lifeblood of the paper. I know you and I have had some rough times, but I could The Buggles know fully well. Their still was unable to come up with any calling our teachers Mr. and Mrs., and the end of being forced to sit in class all never have done any of this without song “Video Killed the Radio Star” be- new ideas, which was shown when they day long. Some endings are sad; others you. came (and still is) hugely popular when released The City in late 2008. The City are welcomed with open arms. Besides Finally, I would like to say a HUGE it premiered on MTV, and for the next features a character who was introduced these general things, we all have our in- thank you to our fantabulous adviser, seven years, MTV did just what The into The Hills in ’06. Once again, other dividual endings. For me, it’s the end of Ms. Tiffany Lagant. For every hour tak- Buggles’ song name implies: it killed than the location, there is nothing new my work on the Valhalla. en off my life by this paper, she’s lost the radio star. about this “new” series. I’ve been a member of this fine two. Thank you for everything you’ve But, unfortunately, good things just The worst part about MTV playing paper since sophomore year, Editor in done for the Valhalla, and for me per- never seem to be able to last and on May so much reality TV is how little they Chief since junior year. This is my last sonally. 1 1992, after seven solid years of great have actually been playing music. With issue in that capacity. I’ve spent count- The Valhalla has been, for better or music, the end began with the premier a name like MTV you would expect less hours and taken years off my life for worse, the main thing in my life for of The Real World which still airs to their primary focus to be music, but, a sitting in room 303, staring at a com- the past two years. I don’t quite know this very day. The Real World was the study showed that in 2008 MTV only puter screen and oversized printouts, what I am going to do with all my spare only reality TV program the network played an average of three hours of making sure every detail on every page time yet, but I do know that I am leaving was as good as humanly possible. Sure, the paper in more than capable hands, played for a few years, but by the late music per day. They might as well just I’ve made mistakes, but those mistakes and I know that when I look at the paper ‘90s and early ‘00s MTV was heavy into rework the network and call it RTV, or were experiences from which I learned a in years to come, I’ll be just as proud of reality programs. clean up their act and play music like great deal. The mistakes were mine, but it then as I am now. But from 1998-2008 music fans the name says. volume 81, issue 8 page 5 features LSHS may 6, 2009 valhalla Relay For Life: Student volunteers raise money for cancer victims Sophomore Katie Jacobs uses her father’s diagnosis to spread spirit of volunteering to others others close to her. “I brought Kaila Alford one friend, and then I brought a S t a f f R e p o r t e r couple, and it grew. I told more friends about it and they got re- Celebrate.Remember. Fight ally excited and wanted to get Back. This mantra is the reason involved,” Jacobs said. Katie and that a group of local students, as her friends channeled this excite- well as three and a half million ment for the cause into forming other people, volunteer through a Lake Stevens-based Relay for The American Cancer Society’s Life team, which is now in its Relay For Life each year. second year. As the main fundraiser for At the annual relay, volun- The American Cancer Society, teers collect pledges and take Relay For Life offers the entire turns with their team members community a way to take part in walking or running laps on a the battle against cancer. Millions track for an entire 24 hours. Be- of people across the nation camp cause the theme is ‘Cancer never out at local high schools and rec- sleeps’, “there has to be a person reational areas to complete laps from your team on the track at all on a track for a 24 hour period times,” a Relay For Life team co- while raising money for victims president sophomore Kaylee Gal- of cancer. lagher said. For the Lake team, “About six years ago, we running a relay for such a long found out my dad had cancer period of time requires passion, and so my family brought me drive, and processed sugar. “It is to Relay for a support system,” basically 24 hours out there on a Relay For Life team president, the track, getting a sugar high,” Relay For Life students meet monthly to raise money for The American Cancer Society. sophomore Katie Jacobs, said. “It six-year Relay participant sopho- photo by Kaila Alford just gave me a lot of support and more Michelle Prior said. sky. People walk the track with of the year, too. The local team there,” Jacobs said. At the meet- hope knowing that there were On the second night of the candles in hand to “respect those has arranged events such as car ings, members discuss and plan people there who understood me two-day fundraiser, the Lumi- who were lost to [cancer] or are washes, bake sales, and, currently, for upcoming fundraiser events. and that, even though it’s really naria Ceremony is held to honor fighting it and pay special at- a soda can drive. Interested students are encour- hard, especially as a family, to go those who have been affected by tention to survivors of it,” Gal- Their biggest event, an an- aged to see what their local Re- through, there was support and cancer. Decorated paper bags, lagher said. “[The ceremony] is nual barbecue, is held at team lay team is doing by coming to a people who cared.” each with a candle inside and a the best part. Everyone looks for- member Michelle Prior’s house meeting, by visiting relayforlife. Because she was energized name of a cancer victim, are ar- ward to it. It is really emotional, each year. Word is spread months org, or talking to any current Re- by Relay’s mission, Katie decid- ranged in a pattern to spell out but it is so much fun to watch before the event takes place, en- lay member. ed to share the experience with the word ‘hope’ against the night happen,” said suring that when the day arrives, Not only has volunteering The money raised from the the line of awaiting patrons files through Relay For Life improved Relay for Life is a life-changing event that brings Relay For Life goes to help pay for out the door and onto the street. the lives of those touched by can- together more than 3.5 million people to: cancer patient’s medical bills and “My dad makes a bunch of bar- cer, but it has also changed the • Celebrate the lives of those who have battled cancer. to fund cancer research. “There beque pork and, when they come, volunteers for the better. “Last The strength of survivors inspires others to continue to are so many cancer patients, so a they pay an admission and can year, after watching a bunch of fight. little bit goes to everybody,” Ja- make a donation,” Prior said. people on our team in their first • Remember loved ones lost to the disease. At Relay, cobs said. “My dad has cancer, so “There are tons of people, but it year [of Relay], I could just see people who have walked alongside people battling cancer we have gotten checks from [Re- is a lot of fun.” that they were changed,” Jacobs can grieve and find healing. lay], too.” Meetings are held once a said. “It just really encouraged • Fight Back. We relay because we have been touched by Besides the actual relay, month at various local spots. “We them to help out and to just un- which is a national event, indi- move around a lot. Pretty much, derstand what others are going cancer and desperately want to put an end to the disease. vidual team-organized fundrais- if someone is willing to have through.” (relayforlife.org) ers are held throughout the rest [the meeting] there, we do it Young gay students still strive for acceptance “I wouldn’t say that there never were gay people,” between straight and gay students. The organization’s Kaila Alford said junior Kat Bland, about the newfound recognition goal is to encourage straight students to be accepting of homosexuality. “It’s just that [being gay is] becoming of their gay peers. A gay student who wishes to remain S t a f f R e p o r t e r more accepted.” anonymous has experienced both tolerance and rejection With a larger number of students identifying them- from their peers. It’s obvious to even the untrained eye that LSHS is selves as gay or questioning, it is puzzling as to why the “Some people have said they have no problem with abundant with people of various ethnicities, religions, GSA club has recently ceased activity in Lake Stevens. it,” said the student. “And others have said that being gay and political views. But many students forget that among GSA, or the Gay Straight Alliance, is a nation-wide club is wrong and they wouldn’t be accepting of someone these minority groups is a community of gay students. that promotes ending homophobia, discrimination, and who is.” Although most young people associate an LGBTQ harassment. Many schools across the nation have an ac- Many students agree that although many people (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning) tive chapter of GSA, and up until this year, LSHS was are tolerant of their peers who identify themselves as community with larger, more sprawling urban cities, among them. gay, they aren’t always accepting of the lifestyle. “It’s a Lake Stevens is home to a number of gay young people Last year, Bland and others in her grade were left to personal decision, because I know a lot of people who and families with parents of the same sex. Junior Bre run GSA after their senior president and vice-president do [accept gay people], and I know a lot of people who Baumann, whose mother is a lesbian, is part of such a graduated. Unsure about how to organize events, raise don’t,” said Baumann. family. money, or conduct meetings, the group eventually dis- With young people today living in an evolving soci- “A lot of people are like ‘That’s so cool, I wish I had banded. “Because it fell apart, we couldn’t recruit new ety, the presence of the gay community in American cul- two moms!” said Baumann. Baumann’s peers haven’t al- members,” said Bland. As more students become open ture is dramatically increasing. More and more popular ways responded that way. She remembers a time when and honest about their sexuality, a GSA club would help television shows are featuring storylines involving gay a young classmate in elementary school reacted harshly end intolerance and encourage acceptance in school. characters and recognizable faces in the media are be- to the news that her classmate had two mothers. “She Bland is hopeful that LSHS will once again have an ing more open about their own sexuality. Many young thought it was pretty weird,” said Baumann. active GSA chapter sometime in the near future. “I would people who are struggling with their sexual orientation Along with children of parents who are gay, young love to see GSA running and going strong,” said Bland. find that the positive depictions of gay people in the me- people who are gay or are bisexual themselves make up “If I could round up a few members with dedication, I dia are comforting. the gay community within Lake Stevens. Both children would be more than happy to lead them.” “We have shows that deal with that issue and that of gay people and gay students have found it easier to be One of the many important things GSA members LGBT people can really relate to,” said the anonymous open about their personal lives. work to accomplish is building lines of communication student. “I think it really does help teens deal with it.” page 6 volume 81, issue 8

LSHS features valhalla may 6, 2009 A small person makes“ a large impact Drew McCrea peating it all over again. Sure- working hard and having fun. ly she has to be talented to do If other people would take Staff Reporter that day in and day out. Fuller as an example, then Molly Fuller is also a school wouldn’t just be a lot From being a highly ca- I need to pee, tremendously entertaining funnier, but people would get pable band geek, to having the almost all the person. Her first response along better, and we’d all be only ‘74 Volkswagen bus on time! to the question of what sort impressively dedicated, and campus, junior Molly Fuller is - Molly Fuller, of things she does with her decisive about what our spe- definitely a unique and essen- free time was, “I have to pee, cialties are in life. tial person to our high school. junior almost all the time!” Most Her favorite classes vary in people wouldn’t expect that subject. German is one, band during an interview, and most is another, and she also en- “women’s lightweight four. Af- people wouldn’t give that in- joys advanced grammar with ter school and rowing, Fuller formation away to someone Mr. Kelly. Obviously a right- said that she does homework they don’t really know. brained person, she has sev- like the rest of us, and likes to Not only does she fall un- eral other outlets outside of sleep a lot. der both the entertainer and school, ranging from athletics Unlike many people whose entertainee categories, but she to raising cows. Needless to day starts at seven o’clock, also gets placed under the, “A say, Molly Fuller is a capable Mollie gets to school at 6:15 lot of people know her” cat- and outstanding individual. 0. every morning to attend Jazz egory. Every three people out Fuller is a member at Band, and practices with the of five that I asked (on aver- Lake Stevens Rowing Club band until school starts. She age) said they knew Molly. and the men’s team said that, then takes on the massive Then about two of those “she makes things a lot more task to make it through her three either giggled, probably enjoyable at times.” The wom- extended day. At the end of from remembering something en’s team came to a consensus the school day Fuller hops humorous, or just because that she was an essential part into her car and goes straight they thought they were about of the team and brightened to rowing, which doesn’t get to hear a story about Molly. everyone’s day. Fuller is a over until six. Afterward she The other responses were un- lightweight, which is reason- goes home and tends to her excited grunts that exclaimed able for someone who stands four cows, one of which was that they didn’t really know at around five feet, and is the just recently born, does home- anything about Fuller. three seat in the women’s work, and sleeps as long as Molly Fuller is a perfect junior Molly Fuller is a fun and versatile student lightweight quad, and the humanly possible before re- example of a balance between photo by Emma Derus Horticulture class proves plants can be fun challenging in its own way. It’s not the agricultural issues, like the disappear- “fluff ” class that everyone makes it out ing honey bees. “[FFA is] pretty laid to be. Like students in other science back,” said junior Alyssa Davis, “even classes, Horticulture students spend a the competitions are pretty relaxed.” fairly large amount of time doing class Alyssa has taken Horticulture for the work; for example, where a Biology last two years, she plans on taking Ad- student might memorize the anatomy vanced Horticulture again next year, of an animal, a Horticulture student as well as running for FFA president would study the anatomy of various of our school. plants. They learn different landscap- Horticulture spends a large por- ing techniques, and which plants grow tion of the year, especially the first best under what conditions. part of the second semester, preparing Horticulture is closely tied to the for the plant sale. This year, the plant Future Farmers of America organi- sale starts on Thursday April 30, and zation (now known only as FFA). All continues every Thursday, Friday and students enrolled in Advanced Horti- Saturday until May 16. The sale is open culture are automatically a member of from 9:00 am to 6:00 pm on Thurs- FFA. Like Hi-Q or DECA, FFA also days and Fridays, and from 9:00am to junior Joni Foster tends to a fuschia in her horticulture class. has competitions, and the walls of 3:00pm on Saturdays. Mother’s Day photo by Emma Derus the Horticulture room are lined with is coming up and the greenhouses awards dating back to the early ’80s. are bursting with plants to be sold, so Jacob Bartolini taught by Ms. Tamara Bochan, and Competitions take place once a year, drop by and check it out. All plant sale each class can count for either a sci- and competitors are tested on subjects proceeds go to our school’s FFA. Staff Reporter ence credit or an occupational credit. such as plant identification and current Around this time every year, our Horticulture has a little more book school has a plant sale. Behind every work than Advanced Horticulture, but school event is an organization or class both classes feature more hands-on Dr. Tony Pool, O.D. of some sort, the plant sale is a prod- work than most other science classes. Personalized Care for Routine & Complex Vision Problems uct of Horticulture. However, Horti- “It’s a fun class to take,” said senior culture’s roots grow deeper than the and Advanced Horticulture student Target Optical yearly plant sale. It is a serious class Eric Melander. “You learn a lot about Lake Stevens where students learn the basics of plants.” 425-334-5536 landscaping, plant identification, and Many students sign up for Horti- floral arrangement. For the last eight culture because they feel that it would www.TPool2020.com years, Horticulture and Advanced be easier than a traditional science Horticulture at our school have been class; what they find is a fun class that’s Eye Exams, Glasses, Contact Lenses volume 81, issue 8 page 7 prom LSHS may 6, 2009 valhalla prepare yourself for...

Is prom really worthProm all the trouble? 2009! No- there’s too much pressure involved! Nikole Harris out late with their friends and have fun. Teens are under the impression that the only way to do this is by going to a Staff Reporter huge afterparty. I’m not saying that students shouldn’t go Prom is always said to be “traditional”. People hear the to prom, or that they should expect it to be word prom and they immediately think beautiful dresses, get- a disappointment. All I’m suggest- ting their hair done, renting a tux and a limo…the whole nine ing is that you think for a minute yards. However, prom seems to cause so much stress for peo- about why you’re really going ple, and I wonder how much of this is the person wanting to all out for a dance. Are go to the dance, and how much is them feeling obligated to go you going because you because it’s a “tradition”? actually enjoy the cha- Students talk about prom for quite a while before it actu- os and hundreds ally happens. It’s built up to be so much more than just a dance; of dollars that it’s given the title of the memory that’s said to last a lifetime. will almost cer- If this event is given so much credibility and talked about non- tainly be spent, or stop, then isn’t the only option really to be disappointed? The are you going because you way I hear about prom, I automatically think okay, this sounds feel pressured to? way too amazing to be true, and the chances of it actually be- Students who don’t go to ing this good are slim to none. Not to mention, there are prom are automatically looked other things that come along with prom. It isn’t just the at as “unsocial” or like they don’t dance. You’re expected to participate in other activities, have enough school spirit to show before, after, and during this event. up to the world’s most “tradi- One thing that is almost always associated with prom is tional” event ever held. This sex. Some people feel as if they have to have sex after the dance. alone is enough to stop some stu- Now, if you weren’t even that interested in going to prom in dents from doing what they actually want to the first place, you could save yourself some money and stress on prom night. by simply going bowling. I’m positive that sex is almost never So, don’t allow those fancy dresses at the expected after a good night of bowling. Alcohol and partying mall entice you to come to a one-night event that are also tagged as a major happening at prom. Students don’t you’d rather pass on anyway. Prom shouldn’t be the choice of just want to go to the dance and go home, they want to stay the media and your friends, it’s up to you. What you do want to do, and what you definitely don’t want ladies to do to impress your date Don’ts Dos uuDon’t leave your date waiting. “Try to uuDo bring some extra cash. Even if your date be nearly ready for him,” said junior has promised to front the bill for the en- Travis Newton. “Otherwise things can tire night, 20 to 50 extra bucks won’t hurt get awkward with him waiting with to have on hand in case of an emergency. your parents, especially your dad.” uuDo compliment your date. It’s such a uu Don’t go too insane with simple gesture, but yet many girls for- matching. It’s perfectly fine if get to do it. Guys as well as girls your date’s tie is a few shades love to be told how great they look. off from your dress. You want to look like a couple, uuDo be nice to his friends. Even if his not members of a choir. brother-from-another-mother isn’t your favorite person in the world, courte- uu Don’t think you and sy is key on prom night. Smile, be po- lite, and complain to your friends later. your date are superglued together the entire night. uuDo take a deep breath every once and a while. “Girls shouldn’t get Prom is meant to be fun and memorable. You offended when guys run don’t want to look back twenty years from off to hang with their now and remember how much you were buddies at the dance,” stressed out during the days leading up to said senior Brian Buzzo. the big night! page 8 volume 81, issue 8 LSHS prom valhalla may 6, 2009 prepare yourself for... photo art by Amelia Dickson

Is prom really worthProm all the trouble? 2009! Yes- it’s a great way to spend time with friends blend of cynicism and sincerity under a roof of good times… Brian Toews well, good times for most. It depends on what you make of it. If Staff Reporter prom becomes too stressful, you’re in trouble and won’t enjoy it as much. As hyped up as it is, prom is one of the cornerstones of If you (guys, I’m talking to you) make a big thing the high school experience, and an American tradition like of getting a date for prom, then you’re doomed from grabbing a cheeseburger from McDonalds or buying a the start. First off, if you’re that neurotic about finding gun. Is this a ridiculous comparison? Of course someone to go to prom with I’m thinking that most girls it is! The traditions associated with prom are will be turned off by that, unless girls are attracted to t h e as well. Students spend hundreds, even Woody Allen type. Second off, who says you even need thousands of dollars on dance tick- a date to enjoy prom! Of course it makes the evening ets, expensive dresses and suits, limos, much more enjoyable and perhaps makes you look a lit- fancy dinners, and professional pho- tle less awkward, but hell, that’s the fun of it; no prom tos, while they bump and grind is perfect. Plus being there with a date could possi- to mostly awful music for three bly take away from the evening if that person doesn’t hours. But amidst these trivi- click with you, and it could also lead to those oh so al occurrences, something R-rated intentions that many frown upon. Kidding… much more important is or maybe I’m not. If you find a group of friends to happening: the compan- enjoy the time with then you’re set in my book. ionship of friends, perhaps In the end that’s what it boils down to: compan- one of the final times you will ever have ionship. Even if prom’s traditions seem stupid to with who you knew from high school. most, the times you will be having with your friends Those who blatantly hate the idea of prom mean much more than the material. I would rather forget the reason such a dance exists. Sure it’s ex- be dancing with some of my good friends from high pensive (ticket prices are atrocious) and the music school rather than myself, and what better way to cel- isn’t too great; I’m looking forward to a night of T.I. ebrate our final years together than under a roof of belting out that I can have whatever I like, and what I like over-glorified excess. It’s always better to mock prom is being able to make fun of prom with some of my good with a group rather than by your lonesome self. friends in the same way others really enjoy prom. That’s why prom is so important: it unifies the haters and the lovers; a nice What you do want to do, and what you definitely don’t want to do to impress your date by Kaila Alford Staff Reporter gentlemen Don’ts Dos uuDon’t be late. Before Saturday, make a uuDo spend some time getting ready. Even mental note of how long each task (picking though you won’t have to pull out all the stops up corsage, shower, etc) will probably like the ladies, remember that clean nails, take you, and plan accordingly. And if styled hair, and a groomed face are musts. by some slim chance you are running late, take the time to give your date a call. uuDo get a corsage that matches her dress. Obvious, yes, but many times guys will let it uuDon’t assume you have to pay for everything slip and order any old thing. If you can’t find just because you asked her. Don’t be afraid to anything to match her purple zebra-print ask your date if she wouldn’t mind paying for number, then a simple white rose will do. dinner or the pictures. Chances are she’ll be fine with it. “It’s a shared experience, so you uuDo clean your car. The last thing your should share the cost,” said junior Jackson Lee. date wants to do is sit in a sea of sweaty gym clothes. “Every time I get in a guy’s uuDon’t go into frat boy mode. Prom night is car and it’s messy, I cry a little bit on a night to have fun with not only your date, the inside,” said senior Rachel Froland. but also your friends… just save the usual obnoxious rowdiness for another time. uuDo treat it like a first date, even though it may not be. A great way to make prom night memorable for your girl is to take up the role of a perfect gentleman.

volume 81, issue 8 page 9 features LSHS may 6, 2009 valhalla DECA student recognized for outstanding accomplishments Beau Castillo go through to compete at nationals, be- S p o r t s E d i t o r ing awarded at nationals is an even more demanding task. “I would like to place. After investing three months of But just [qualifying] for nationals was time and energy into a business layout, my goal,” Snow said. senior Kirste Snow is competing at the Qualifying for DECA nationals DECA national competition with inten- alone is a difficult task; placing at na- tions of being awarded for her extensive tionals is another ball game. “When you work. The DECA national competition look at it, we have 140 DECA mem- began on April 28 and ended May third. bers [at this school], and each year you The competition is being held in Ana- might have five that qualify [for nation- heim, California. als.] That is always everyone’s goal,” “[The layout] is a thirty page writ- Morton said. For a student to qualify for ten project. It is a business plan based on the DECA National Competition, he or an outline that I received from DECA,” she must advance through three stages: Snow said. Snow’s initial plan, original- area, state, and nationals. Because of ly a class assignment, was submitted to the difficulty associated with each stage, the DECA state competition and was 11 only 16 DECA students since 2006 have thanks to her hard work, senior Kirste Snow is headed for the DECA pages long. Though the first outline did competed at nationals from Lake Ste- national competition in Annaheim, CA not qualify her for nationals, Snow ex- vens. photo by Catherine Straume panded her project to 30 pages; placing The competition, divided between lect two students from each round to resenting her own individual business at her among five other individuals in her two days, consists of 20 individual com- advance. the DECA National Competition, senior event who advanced. “Kirste competed petitions; Snow’s competition focusing Despite having the project assigned Alysha Berg has also qualified for her in two different events, both [of which] on entrepreneurship. Winners in each for a letter in the grade book, Snow’s DECA project, notably The Cove; Berg’s are categorized as entrepreneurship,” competition receive, in addition to cash business outline is a reflection of what finished project was distinguished among DECA advisor Karen Morton said. The winnings, a prestigious title to list on she one day hopes to establish. “[The a select group of schools who qualified project, named K&K pastries, is an out- their resumes. “She will have a time to project] is really something she wants for the competition. Senior Leslie Fett, line for a business that sells coffee and compete, and she will be in front of two to do someday. [DECA] is a great ex- and juniors Amanda Staley and Chelsea pastries, the latter being the primary to three judges. You have one set of perience [for her],” Morton said. The Gillis are also recognized for qualifying product. judges that will see [around] 20 kids, experiences Snow has gained through for nationals, but cannot attend because The DECA National Competition is and the top [students] advance to the DECA, including qualifying for nation- of scheduling conflicts. an event that brings together the most finals,” Morton said. Using a visual ref- als, has given her an insight pertaining Both competitors Snow and Berg distinguished DECA students from erence, in this case a Power Point, Snow to what her future profession may have have put in an extensive amount of work around the nation to one location. Due will present her outline of K&K pastries in store. into their projects and have proven that to the selective process students must to a small panel of judges, who will se- Though Snow is the only one rep- through their accomplishments.

page 10 volume 81, issue 8 LSHS features valhalla may 6, 2009 Four cities, 11 days, endless entertainment Emily Garvin Managing Editor Europe trip unforgettable for all who attended Life is full of irresistible opportunities; something that you know you’ll regret forever if you don’t take advantage of it. That irresistible opportunity came and went 2008-2009 Spring Break, when I bailed at the last minute from going on the European History trip with Mr. Chris Neuman. When my friends came back, all cultured and full of entertaining stories, I knew I had to sign up for the next trip. Little did I know, about 40 others had the same idea, for what was to become a memorable trip for all of us. I would love to say that the plane ride was luxuri- ous and relaxing and went by in a flash, but sitting next to senior Chris Erickson and juniors Kaz Wall and Davey Whitlock, and also having a massive, uncontrol- lable fear of flying, it wasn’t. I watched two movies, read a book and a magazine, tried desperately to sleep, played solitaire and chess, and ate two meals, and still had six hours of flying to sit through. When we finally reached Rome, everyone was tired and confused as to why it had been day-time for the last 18 hours. But by the next day everyone was almost back to their normal selves. We saw the Vatican, which is defi- nitely a great place to start. This tiny “country” inside the city is home to one of the greatest art collections in the world. There’s room after room of masterpieces juniors Kaz Wall, Emily Garvin, Davey Whitlock, and senior Chris Erikson at the Colosseum in Rome most people have only read about, like Raphael’s School photo courtesy of Emily Garvin of Athens. We also had our first of many encounters said ciao to Rome. me to go where to use the bathroom? A tip: don’t call it with rowdy European teenagers that made even us I think Florence was a lot of people’s favorite city. a fanny pack when in London; it means something very look tame. We tried once again to have a deck party on I know it was mine. Whenever I saw movies that were different. I liked London. It doesn’t seem as foreign as our shared balcony, but we were much too tired from set in Italy, I always laughed at how they would make the other places—I saw a McDonald’s and a Starbuck’s all the walking. the buildings look old and distressed, never thinking on the same block—but it’s just as rich in history as On our last day in Rome we saw the Coloseum and that they actually looked like that. But in Florence, the the other places. We saw the Tower of London, used the Forum, the adjoining gardens/ city center of an- buildings really did look old and the shops really were to store the crown jewels, the British Museum which cient Rome. I couldn’t believe that these ancient ru- small and the people really were nice. I was in awe at houses the Rosetta stone and an impressive collection ins, some 1,500 years old, were just sitting there in the all the amazing Renaissance art that was everywhere of Egyptian items, and The Imperial War Museum. middle of a booming metropolis. Some friends and I, in the city, and had no words to describe the magnifi- I’m not really into the military, but I was the last one along with two very responsible adults (the Proffs) had cence of the Duomo. I was heartbroken when we had out of that museum. It was filled to the brim with flags some free time to have lunch, and had the best meal of to leave, but we were headed to Paris where I could and uniforms and planes and guns and secret agent our lives. It was the Italian meal I was waiting for. But finally test out the French I’d been learning for two stuff and anything any military buff would ever want after that we boarded a bus headed to Florence and years. to look at. We visited Abbey Road and had our own I knew more than others, but I was still left guess- Beatles with Kaz, Davey, and Mr. Dan Alderson (I’m ing when people yelled out “Emily! What does that well aware that there were four of them, and none of say?” them were even close to bald), and then finished the We spent the first day exploring, taking a stop night with a horrifyingly scary play called the Woman at the tomb of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte in Black. (where Neuman seriously considered risking his dig- I was so exhausted by the end of the 11 days, nity and his freedom to touch the massive casket). The I slept from takeoff to landing, and before I knew it we day after that we were busy with the Louvre in the were back in Seattle. morning and Versailles in the afternoon. Though peo- Needless to say, the trip was quite an expe- ple hail it as the art capitol of the world, I wasn’t im- rience. I was seeing amazing things, eating amazing pressed with the Louvre. Sure, it has a nice collection food, and enjoying it all with some of my best friends of art that includes the Mona Lisa (which was about and my favorite teachers. There’s not a day that goes the size of an AP Biology textbook), but all I saw was by that I’m not reminded of the trip in some way, and some paintings and a lot of snooty French people. But I don’t think that feeling will go away any time soon. Versailles definitely lives up to its stories of grandiose. There wasn’t a wall or ceiling in the place that wasn’t trimmed in gold, covered with marble, or frescoed with exaggerated, Romanesque pictures of Louis XIII, XIV, or XV, the only three French kings who ever lived there (along with their wives, children, mistresses, and a couple hundred nobles, of course.). We took a side trip to Normandy, site of the D- Day invasion during World War II. Seeing the memo- rial of American soldiers killed during D-Day and oth- er European battles was chilling, but beautiful. We got to look inside German bunkers, walk across desolate hills dented by countless bomb blasts, and go down to Omaha Beach where the actual invasion took place. We ended Paris with another trip up the stairs to Sacre-Couer, a church on top of Montmartre (a hill looking over all of Paris) that was the most beautiful I’d seen. We came down to the Eiffel Tower, all lit up like many of the monuments in Paris, and I knew in AP Euro students pack into a telehpone booth in that moment that it wouldn’t be the last time I would London. be in Paris. London was strange. They were photo by Emily Garvin speaking English, but, what’s a jacket potato? You want

volume 81, issue 8 page 11 a & e LSHS may 6, 2009 Cultural literacy: you valhalla Take this have it and don’t even cultural know it literacy quiz! ten it’s always fun to see Michael Phelps in top Blaine Bowman his underpants, the ad actually works answers on page 13 should-be A&E Editor on a much deeper level than that. The 1. If someone says “They’re going whole commercial is a copy of a famous to get medieval on your [butt],” By definition, cultural literacy is, scene in the 1983 movie Risky Business. they’re talking about a scene prom princes “the ability to converse fluently in the Tom Cruise (in one of his first roles) from: (a) Pulp Fiction idioms, allusions and informal content was home alone after his parents left (b) Scarface 10. Michael Jackson which creates and constitutes a domi- for a trip, and he celebrated his new- (c) The Godfather nant culture.” While this sounds re- found independence by doing all the (d) Elf 9. Joe Jonas ally complicated and fancy, it’s actually things he had never been allowed to something you do every day, without (including turning the house into a 2. If your friend “met their Waterloo” they have: 8. George W. Bush even realizing it. brothel, along with the dancing scene). (a) bought a very expensive People never communicate with The makers of the commercial assume pair of swim trunks just original thought. Almost every that their viewers have watched the (b) been defeated 7. The Yellow M&M time you speak, you reference some- movie, and culturally literate people (c) found the love of their thing from another source; for some- get the joke because they have. life (d) nearly died 6. Regis Philbin one to understand what you’re talking Being culturally literate is often (e) about, they need also to be familiar so engrained that you might not even 3. The raven liked to say this: with the same source. We allude to ev- realize that what you’re saying came (a) Cheese 5. Stephen Colbert erything from historical events, books, from somewhere else, and that’s where (b) Always music, trivia, religion, sayings, movies, the fun comes in. It’s incredibly en- (c) For ever (d) Nevermore 4. Eric Cartmen slang, art, and any other part of cul- tertaining to track down the origins ture in our conversations. of common phrases—they come from 4. What language was used as a 3. Dwight Schrute For example, we’ve all seen the the strangest places. And by doing code during WWII? newest batch of Guitar Hero com- this you become more culturally liter- (a) Taiwanese mercials. Various superstars furiously ate, not to mention spectacular at any (b) Portuguese 2. Mariner Moose (c) Navajo dance around a living room without trivia contest. (d) Canadian (Eh?) pants, sliding across the wooden floor 1. Tupac in their socks and jamming. And while 5. Who first coined the term “the last straw?” (a) Victor Hugo (b) Charles Dickens (c) R.L. Stein A book that transcends generations (d) F. Scott Fitzgerald Nate Shipe Copperfield—an author who book proceeds from a happy throughout his life—as well 6. If someone tells you “not to look strikes dread into the heart if fatherless infancy to a cru- as the enemies; Dickens pro- a gift horse in the mouth,” you News Editor of many students—is exactly el childhood, when his home vides some truly malevolent none of these, and has been comes under the reign of his villains—are perhaps the best should: Literature doesn’t have to heralded (by smart, important stepfather, the dreaded Mr. part of the story. The calm (a) Be less pessimistic. mean boring: Dickens’ David people, not just your English Murdstone, and his sister Jane wisdom of Agnes, the inde- (b) Drop any dreams of Copperfield teachers) as one of the great- Murdstone. He is carted off fatigable yet fatalistic Micaw- equine dentistry. Too many people are afraid est books ever published. to an abusive boarding school bers, the idiosyncrasies of Dr. (c) Be grateful for your of the word ‘literature.’ Lit- Written and set in Victo- until his mother dies, at which Strong and Annie and espe- good fortune. erature is boring, lifeless, and rian England, the story follows point he is forced into a light- cially the Old Soldier herself, (d) Accept a gift without devoid of action and humor… the life of the title character, less and thankless job in a fac- Annie’s mother…the cast is questioning. right? Charles Dickens’ David who in the first section of the tory. (Child labor laws weren’t as broad as the book, and each so strict back then.) entertaining but at the same 7. A phoenix is a symbol of: After escaping from the time believable and likeable (or (a) rebirth factory and moving in with despicable) person is utterly (b) fire his affectionate if eccentric necessary to provide a story (c) the sun aunt (who wages an eternal worth telling. (d) Dumbledore war against travelers’ donkeys Really the only issue with treading on her lawn), he is ed- David Copperfield, once you’re 8. Where did the word “narcissist” ucated at a much more agree- used to the somewhat-uncom- come from? able school and grows into ear- fortable Victorian syntax, is (a) A goddess who was ly adulthood. He gets jobs as the dialogue itself. Dickens, for sentenced to the everything from a legal clerk whatever reason, insisted on underworld for misdeeds to a reporter and eventually spelling out the mispronuncia- (b) A myth about a man becomes a successful novelist. tions and general verbal idio- in love with his own He marries a pretty if empty- syncrasies of those characters reflection headed girl named Dora, who, who spring from the lower (c) The ancient word for much to the agony of Copper- class; an unending stream of “spring” field and the relief of the read- words like “heerd” for heard, (d) A dyslexic person trying er, soon sickens and dies. He “fur” for far, for, and four, and to write “tsissicran.” remarries a childhood friend all that sort of oral butchery named Agnes, and essentially make certain passages nearly 9. The Taj Mahal is located in: lives happily ever after. unintelligible upon the first (a) The 10th dimension So, all right, it sounds reading. (b) Pakistan boring. But the plot isn’t the Yes, it’s long. Yes, it has (c) Israel book’s true value. The narra- odd sentence structure and (d) India tion is pervaded by a subtle, weird lower-class pronun- dry humor that, when com- ciations. But it also has a rich 10. If your friend comes to school bined with a truly hilarious cast of eccentric yet believable wearing a t-shirt that says “Viva cast of characters, makes for characters and a subtly dry wit la revolucion!” the person on it a truly enjoyable, if extended in the narration that make this is: read (the novel weighs in at story, which at first glance is (a) Gandhi over 800 pages—but never merely the biography of an (b) Margaret Sanger fear; they go by quickly.) unusual boy, a truly epic tale (c) Nelson Mandela The friends and acquain- definitely worth reading. (d) Che Guevara image courtesy of farm.flikr.static3.com tances David encounters

page 12 volume 81, issue 8 LSHS a & e valhalla A beautiful and beastly production may 6, 2009 without a doubt Maurice’s machine. Ku- Brad Dickson dos to the maker of that thing; it looked like something straight off the stage of a S t a f f R e p o r t e r Broadway production. All the whirring and Even as the lights dimmed and moving parts made it seem as if it actually the narrator (senior Brian Buzzo) could do whatever Maurice (senior Kenny stepped out onto the stage holding Barnes) intended it to. My only concern an oversized book, it was easy to tell with it was that it didn’t get as much show that the LSHS production of Beauty time as I’d have hoped it would. and the Beast was going to be well No musical is complete without tal- worth the seven dollar entrance fee. Af- ented acting, singing and of course music. ter Buzzo finished his piece the curtain Fortunately there was no shortage of tal- rose, revealing a beautiful backdrop ent in any of those three categories, and which was outdone only by a few of aside from a few slip ups, everything went the costumes. smoothly. One such slip up was made by the The costumes, even those of hilarious junior Richie Williams (LeFou) the ensemble, were all well done, and who, in the middle of Gaston, started utter- it was easy to tell that a lot of time ing gibberish for a few lines. However, Wil- and care went into all of them. The liams’ gibberish was something you would Beast’s and Belle’s outfits were ex- completely expect from a crazy character actly as I had imagines they should like LeFou. If it wasn’t for the amused and be. A few of the house hold ob- confused look from Mundell, I don’t think ject character’s costumes were anyone would have realized that what hap- particularly eye-grabbing, such pened was even a slip up. The voice act- as Lumiere’s (sophomore Matt ing awards would have to go to junior Bre Glazner) candle costume that Baumann (Babbette) and Glazner for their was all white, with his red hair amusing French accents. I commend Mun- stuck into the shape of a flame. dell, Anderson, Toews, and Newton for Even better was when the lights movement/posing. But with that said, act- dimmed and it was revealed that ing from every single one of the characters, for ‘great’, but when describing the music the “flames” he held in his hands including Barnes and all the “Silly Girls”, of this production, “great” will just have to were individually lighted. De- was stellar, beyond anything most of us do. There were, of course, a few off notes tails like that really made a few could expect to do. and parts where the orchestra got out of of the costumes, such as the The vocal talent left nothing to be de- rhythm, but as they had to play for two steam that came from senior sired and there were only a few moments straight hours, that is completely under- Katie Anderson’s (Mrs. Potts) when I felt myself cringing. The two lead- standable. They really did well and without sleeve. Junior Travis New- ing roles of Belle (Ivanca Olanu) and the an orchestra, a musical would be a flop. ton’s Cogsworth costume, Beast both sounded excellent when they All in all I would consider it seven dol- which featured a pendulum that belted out notes. This was expected of lars well spent, considering that entrance swung as he walked, was also outstand- Olanu, but the surprise came a fair way into fee is going towards next fall’s production. ing. the play when the Beast first sang, I found Whatever it is, as long as it’s being headed Props were another thing that were myself thinking, “Wow, Brian can sing?” by Drama teacher and production director absolutely stunning, from the stump Toews did remarkable well in his vocal de- Mrs. Carrie Gerrard, I believe we can all right: junior Richie Williams gives a Gaston (senior Josh Mundell) sat on, to but. Mundell also did very well in his sing- trust it will be every bit as good as this, and stellar performance as LeFou above: The chemistry between Belle and the spinning rose in the Beast’s (senior Bri- ing parts, assisted by the vocally talented past, productions. Gaston (seniors Ivanca Olanu and Josh an Toews) tower,to the ensemble’s various Williams. Mundell) is brilliant throughout the play props. The shining star of the props was I seem to have run out of synonyms photos by Emma Derus

Answers for cultural literacy quiz: Does popularity equal talent? 1. A: This scene is hilarious. Unfortunately, any summary that I could write about it I wouldn’t be Some artists are rich, but does their money come able to print in a school publication, but that is what makes it great. 2. B: This battle marked the end of Napoleon’s rule as from their abilities? Emperor of the French, and ended his political and dimwitted female youth. military career, since he was exiled after the loss. Drew McCrea I have to say I’d much rather have a group of 3. D: In Edgar Allan Poe’s famous poem, “The Raven,” people be popular and have no talent than have a the bird likes to rub in the fact that the narrator’s Staff Reporter love just died, and he will see her “nevermore.” group be popular, have no talent and steal music 4. C: With difficult sounds and few instances of Because some people might not know how to from other artists. For all of the Joe Satriani fans, recorded use, it was nearly impossible to crack the make money, one has to sell a product that someone I’m talking about Coldplay. Satriani has a band that code without a native speaker. wants to buy. This is how a band survives in the mu- does entirely instrumental songs, which is very cool 5. B: It’s a shortened version of “the last straw that breaks the camel’s back,” and he first used it in his sic industry. Unfortunately, some groups just want itself. But because he’s not as popular as Katy Per- book Dombey and Son. to make bank. The band feeds off of other people’s ry, no one listens to him as much as they should. 6. D: You can tell the age of a horse by its teeth, so if work, or in some extreme cases, the ignorance of In 2004, he released an album containing a song you’re looking a gift horse in the mouth, you aren’t twelve-year-old girls. The question is, does it take called “If I could fly.” Coldplay released an album in accepting the seller’s word on it’s age, and are insulting them by checking yourself. any real talent to do this? June of 2008 that contained a song that Satriani de- 7. A or B: At the end of its life, the phoenix dies in a As someone who plays guitar, I can respect the scribed as “an absolute rip off ” of his song. He then burst of flames, and from the ashes a new phoenix effort that artists put into their work; whether or not continued to accuse Coldplay of copyright infringe- is born. I enjoy that work is a different matter. What I can’t ment, and wanted proper credit that the song was 8. B: After spurning numerous women, he fell in love with his own reflection in a pool and died of thirst, stand, is that some people try to capitalize on both a his. The members of Coldplay released a statement because he couldn’t bear to break the image by popular label, and dumb little girls. The Jonas Broth- that basically said, whatever you think, this is our touching the water. ers are making big bucks because they have the sup- song, and even it’s a bit similar, we don’t care, be- 9. D: It was originally built as a tomb, by a grief- port of Disney. And Disney likes the Jonas Broth- cause people like us better. Satriani went public after stricken emperor for his favorite wife after she died in childbirth. But, A is correct too, if you want to ers because they know what makes a bird-brained, this, also releasing a music track that overlapped the get technical about it. prepubescent girl spend her allowance: big flashing two songs. Amazingly enough, it sounds exactly like 10. D: Che was a Marxist revolutionary who played lights, and three boys that are twice the girls’ age Satriani is playing lead guitar for Coldplay, and no a big role in the guerilla movement that removed that can kind of play some music. Real bands like tempo change or key change was needed to do this. Batista from power in Cuba. Tool and Modest Mouse have a different way to The main thing that’s apparent here to me is Score: make money. They do it by coming together, writing that Coldplay, the Jonas Brothers, and bands like 90%+ = People would totally fear you on Jeopardy. 70%+ = You’re not completely hopeless. But being a C songs, and releasing them in a CD that anyone who them don’t deserve to have that level of popularity student is all right, you know? likes their music can pick up. The Jonas Brothers do when all they’re doing is being parasites on other 40%+ = Consider a renewal course in living life. it by telling Disney that they want more money, who people’s work, or not putting forth any effort to 10% or less = A blind deaf mute from Uzbekistan in turn hire songwriters and a film crew to make a make money. knows more about culture than you. 3D movie which appeals almost exclusively to the volume 81, issue 8 page 13 sports LSHS may 6, 2009 valhalla Girls tennis strives for improvement even after a successful season As the play offs near, the team steps their game David Parsons [than it is],” Head by senior Amanda If- illustrated what hard Coach Mr. Jeff Leer frig in the match against work has done for her. S t a f f R e p o r t e r said, “and we still need Snohomish on April 24. Overall, the girls some improving on our “Amanda was down 1-5 have been working hard As the girls var- doubles teams.” in the second set and and trying their best. sity tennis team pushed True, the record incredibly came back, There are a few things through their eleventh could be better, but winning 7-5 in the third the team needs to work game of the season, there is only so much set,” Leer said. This on, but what team they left with a record the girls can improve demonstrated an im- doesn’t have something of five wins and six on. The season has had pressive comeback from to improve? The season losses (5-6) as of April a lot of ups and downs, Amanda as she beat her is almost over, but not 25. But the season isn’t but that doesn’t mean opponent 2-1. quite, and the girls are quite over. There are the girls haven’t made Iffrig hasn’t been expected to go out and still five intense games progress. the only star this season, finish their season with yet to be played, not in- Throughout the though. Another stand- everything they have. cluding North Division season there have been out player has been ju- 4A North Division be- and Districts which are many players that have nior Antonia Liebenow. gins May 13 and lasts predicted to be hard- demonstrated what a Liebenow has won all until May 15 in Arling- fought games. great performance is all eight out of eight of ton. “Our record should about. One great perfor- her singles matches, and be a little bit better mance in particular was all three out of three junior Annie Thomas warms up for a match of her doubles matches. photo by Kaila Alford She is truly an incred- ible athlete and she has Baseball hopes to stage a rally in the second half Despite initial losses, the team is determined to make it to the playoffs Tyler Irwin ponents. “We better make the playoffs such as their 4-3 loss to Arlington on kings could still surpass any team in this year,” junior Zac Isreal said. For April 4. the top four (except Marysville), as S t a f f R e p o r t e r the Vikings to make District playoffs Israel said about his performance long as they start to win their league As the mid-point of the spring this year they would have to finish in for the team thus far, “I’ve done games and any of the top teams drop sports season approaches, the teams the top four in Wesco. While a 4-7 pretty good defensively, but would some of their upcoming games. For have begun to prepare for the home record may not seem good, the team like to improve my hitting and score the Vikings to make the playoffs, stretch. One team hoping to make is better than their record shows. some more runs for the team.” For hard work, perseverance and a little the playoffs this year is the Viking “We have been working togeth- the Vikings to make the playoffs this bit of luck, will be needed to make baseball team. The Vikings, who are er really well, but we haven’t been year they would have to finish in the playoffs and make a run to go to currently 4-7 in league play and 5-9 able to come through in the clutch,” the top four of Wesco to make Dis- the state playoffs. overall, still have a chance to make said Israel. Not being able to come tricts. 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page 14 volume 81, issue 8 LSHS sports valhalla may 6, 2009 A blowout loss for girls softball who then quickly tossed trol. In the top of the fifth Tyler Irwin it back to the first base- inning the wheels began S t a f f R e p o r t e r men. No one, including to fall off for the Vikings It was a cold and wet the Umpires, was quite as Snohomish scored six day when the Viking soft- sure what had happened. runs. No runs were scored ball team battled the Sno- The play was ruled a dou- in the next inning, keep- homish Panthers in a home ble play because the ball ing the score at a still- game. The girls were off had hit the ground before disappointing 9-2 at the to a great start, at least for the shortstop could catch middle of the fifth. At the a while. At the top of the it and both the batter and bottom of the fifth the Vi- first inning the Viking de- first base runner were kings added a run to make fense was able to get three called out by force-outs. the game a slightly more outs while only allowing Despite the setback, the bearable 9-3. The defense an infield single to the Vikings were able to score capabilities of the girls leadoff hitter. The success two more runs in the in- shined in the top of the continued in the bottom ning to bring the to score sixth when they turned a of the inning when the 2-0. double play to get out of Vikings were able to load The next inning, Sno- a bases loaded jam. While the bases with no outs, but homish fired back by scor- the girls continued to show a controversial play by the ing three runs to lead the determination in the sev- next batter led to a double game. The fourth inning enth inning it ultimately play. Sophomore Autumn was unspectacular as no wasn’t enough as the Vi- Isaacson hit the ball and runs were scored by either kings fell to the Panthers it was possibly caught by side and both pitchers ap- 9-3. Good luck next time. the Panthers shortstop, peared to have gained con- senior Vallen Brewer prepares to catch for the Lady Vikings photo courtesy of Madelyn Novak Rowing pulls to greatness Though not a school sport, rowing is a vital part of our community David Parsons categories: Varsity, Sub-Varsity, Ju- 2, and practice has continued every said. “The rowers have to run and nior-Varsity, Third String Varsity, week day from 3:00 P.M to 6:00 P.M. work out as well as actually row- S t a f f R e p o r t e r and Novice. There are two classes since then. Even though rowing is a ing.” With an Olympic champion and of weight groups in rowing: the great sport, it can be pretty tough. During the off season rowers go a world champion coaching the Lake heavyweights and the lightweights. Rowing takes a great amount of to gyms quite frequently to boost Stevens rowing team, it certainly For the boys, heavyweights range teamwork, endurance, skill, dedica- up their performance. Rowing is an seems that they will be getting the from 156 pounds and over, leaving tion, and time. This sport can not enjoyable sport and, like any other satisfaction they want out of their lightweights at 155 pounds and un- only teach you a lot, but can turn sport, takes a lot of practice. The season. Anna Cummins, a two-time der. For the girls, heavyweights start you into a hard working athlete. For Lake Stevens team has won many Olympic champion who recently at 131 pounds and over, leaving 130 instance, the Regattas (competitions) Regional titles and, as an even great won gold in the Beijing Olympics, pounds and under to be considered are no day on the beach. The Regat- honor, a National title. This is a will be guiding the team throughout lightweights. tas are about 2000 meters long and good example of the commitment the season. Bob Cummins Jr., Anna’s “We have a young team this tend to be a full body workout. They the team shows to their sport. This husband, is also a superstar in row- year, but they are performing very may not be long, but constantly us- year, Regionals begin Friday, May ing and a former world champion. well,” head coach Brian Wagner said. ing every muscle in your body can 15, lasting to Sunday, May 17, in This year, the Lake Stevens “They have put up many personal re- take a lot of physical strength. Vancouver, Washington, so get out Rowing Club consists of 31 young cords over the year already.” “About half of practice is usually there and support our Lake Stevens men and women, competing in five The season began on February done off the water,” Coach Wagner Rowing team. Teamwork the key for boys soccer success David Parsons the job done, bonds together, and has a lot of team,” said Wagner. fun while doing it. As you can see, there are a lot Throughout the season there have been a lot S t a f f R e p o r t e r of ‘Together’ words when describing this team, games that ended with amazing results, but also With a current record of six wins, three meaning this team is always there to win games others that some wish could be re-done. Mostly losses, and only about halfway through their using teamwork. Teams like this are hard to come though, the boys have put on an incredible season season, the boys Varsity soccer team is off to a by, but when they do, they make history and be- to date, and as the days go on, the boys varsity great start. As of April 16, after fighting hard come accomplished athletes. soccer team is just getting better. Practices aren’t to reach their 6-3 record, the boys say that they “So far, the season has been a lot of fun. We all fun-and-games for this team; instead, practices will be working even harder to finish the rest have been working very well together, but I still are a time to improve immensely. It’s not easy to of the season. think that we could do a little bit better in our be recognized as one of the best soccer teams in “Every game we have been working incredibly games,” said senior player Zack Wagner. the league, but these boys have been working very hard. We all bond very well together as a team The most memorable game thus far in the sea- hard to achieve that. Districts begin May 11 , and and we work 100 percent for each other and not son, Wagner said, was the Cascade match that was if you would like to experience what an impres- for ourselves,” said junior player Will Jacques. played on April 7 at the Everett Memorial Sta- sive team is like in action, then show up to the What Jacques said definitely shows the true dium, which ended in a 4-0 win for the Vikings. game and cheer for your soccer team. expectations of teamwork. This team works per- “It was a very good game, everyone was playing fectly together, helps each other in games, gets great together and we just dominated the other volume 81, issue 8 page 15 sports LSHS may 6, 2009 valhalla Balancing act on a horseback: Vaulting is an up-and- coming equestrian sport walk, trot and canter.” In vaulting, the Alissa Margett horse is directed on a long rein by a lon- F e a t u r e s E d i t o r geur in the center of the ring while the vaulter performs a series of exercises In high school there are numerous including artistic mounts, dismounts, runners, rowers, kickers and throwers, stands, lifts, and kneels. “There are six but few students can claim the ability different moves and you get a score on to walk on a horse’s back. Vaulting, an that. You also get to have a kur, which increasingly popular equestrian sport, is a freestyle [routine choreographed] develops dexterity, poise, and strength to music,” she said. while working in harmony with horse Fowler took her first unsteady and rider. stand on the back of a horse five years “Vaulting is gymnastics and dance ago at the insistence of a friend. “My combined on the back of a horse,” ex- friend started vaulting and she told me perienced vaulter senior Anna Fowler it was really cool. I had always liked said. “There are different levels, from horses, but had never really got into it before,” she said. “She asked me so I came and tried it. I loved it from then on.” Maintaining balance while sitting atop a horse is trying enough for most, but vaulters must stand on the horse as it moves. “When I first started vault- ing I was very scared and it was very hard for me to learn how to stand on above: senior Anna Fowler performs a move during her kur a horse,” Fowler said. “It took me two left: standing on the horse is one of Fowler’s greatest accomplishments years at a walk just to gain the confi- photos courtesy of Anna Fowler dence [to stand].” ship between horse and rider, both acts. “Right now, in my kur, I do one As Fowler was shakily learning members must be skilled in order to [move] where I stand with my foot in the essentials of vaulting, she was succeed. Finding the perfect vaulting the handle and I actually pick my foot paired with a series of disobliging partner is difficult because not every up and put it back down on the horse steeds. “I went through many horses horse will tolerate a prancing person while it is cantering. I am also work- before I found a good one. It made on their back. After much search- ing on a backwards stand,” she said. it even worse because I was nervous ing, Anna’s trainer brought home the “We do moves where we do splits on and my horse was bad, so that did not perfect horse for her, Hippo, from an the horse facing backwards and we do help,” she said. Amish pasture in Pennsylvania. “He moves where you put your foot in the Because vaulting is a partner- had never been ridden or had anything [stirrup] loop and you grab your oth- done with him before,” Fowler said. er foot and lift it above your head.” Though Hippo went through training Despite the apparent safety haz- and practice, the pair seemed to be a ard, “vaulting is not only the safest natural fit. of the equestrian disciplines, but it Divine Touch With both team members hard is documented safer than riding bi- at work, Fowler and Hippo’s skill cycles, playing on playground equip- steadily developed. At her multiple ment, participating in baseball and Gourmet Off- practices each week, Fowler performs softball, skating, soccer, and tram- Catering a series of rigorous exercises to en- polines, among others,” according to site Catering and hance her vaulting performance. “You americanvaulting.org. Though vault- run, you stretch, you warm-up, you do ers do not wear helmets because of its Personal Chef gymnastics, handstands, cart-wheels, adverse affect on their balance, safety all that. You get to work on both the measures are enforced from the begin- Services [practice] barrel and the horse,” she ning to ensure rider safety. “We learn, said. Outside of practice at the barn, first in vaulting, how to fall and how to We do: Fowler builds muscle by performing land; how to bend your knees so that • personal chef services nightly workouts. you don’t shatter your legs when you As true partners, Fowler and land, just because some people land • weddings, funerals, graduation Hippo break a sweat side by side in with straight legs and they shatter. parties, first communions, office practice. “Before we start vaulting, we We learn to roll, too,” Fowler said. “I warm him up both ways on the lunge have not gotten majorly hurt in vault- parties, baptisms, etc. line and then we put the side reins on ing, just a sprained ankle. I have got- to warm him up both ways,” she said. ten more hurt with just [typical horse- • private and group cooking lessons “Then our trainer will come out and back] riding.” stretch his front and back legs to warm Not only has Fowler become more him up. Then we start getting on, but physically fit from her experiences in we pat him and rub him all over before vaulting, but she has found her niche. “I we start doing the major moves.” could stand up on that horse now, just We specialize in Thai For Fowler, the fruition of her fine, forever,” she said. “It is great.” and South American hard work is advancing to tougher cuisine Steve’s Lake Stevens Barber Shop 1803 Mainstreet Hours Contact Jaimee Lake Stevens, WA 98258 Tuesday-Friday 425-334-3304 8:30am-5:30pm Spangler Saturday 8am-3pm 425-239-8831 Walk-Ins Welcome Thursday until 7pm Closed Sunday [email protected] Bring in this ad for $2 off & Monday

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