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-==------. ~- _. ------~- mention this in a forthcoming column, the WELCOME BACK Gipp has managed to get an E-mail address for himself. That's right, you can" now send - - ~ I Welcome back from break! Scholastic all of your questions to the Gippover the hopes that you had a relaxing and refreshing computer at "[email protected]". ·This may week off. We would like to help bring you prevent him from griping abo"ut not getting back into the swing of the semester with this mail. e week's issue, which focuses on next week's - -: Presidential election. Inside, you'll find two News stories relevant to the election. Chris ano Blanford examines the issue of ethanol, of - interest to environmentalists as well as , automoblie companies and farmers. Writer Jenny Tate probes the opinions of Notre A-familiar scent fuels national debate Dame students about the upcoming election, and this week's two Final Words come from the campus's largest political organizations. ber 27 speech in Iowa, he said: "I'll bring the would significantly increase levels of car­ Lest you get swept away by all of the . byChris Blanford EPA and the Agriculture Department, and bon dioxide in the atmosphere, and was enhancing global warming. election hype, we wanted to let you know all the people together. We will do the - - I orne say·· it .smells like wet, rotting Growing corn by traditional methods .. : -I that we didn't forget about Halloween. research we need to hammer out the difficul­ - "' News Editor Karen Lawrencechecked up on Also, the staff of Scholastic ~ould like to "S leaves.' To others the smell is similar to ties here. We'll resolve it and we'll use leads to soil erosion and a reduction in soil :: : i rumors of ghosts and other spooks around wishits Editor- in~Chief a happyt~enty-first stale beer .. It is ethanol, a flammable product ethanol as a part of our nation's energy nutrients. This loss, he said, makes the soil campus. birthday on Friday, October"30!.Y6n&ratu- of fermentatiori, and 1992 is the first year security future."· an increased source of carbon dioxide into This week's Sports stories take a look at lations; Patti! .. . :-"" that its use as an alternative fuel will be a . Ross Perot, however, has said and written the atmosphere, whereas soil rich in organic two teams with a close relationship to water: One final comment: ~e .would like" to serious election issue~ The decisions made little on farm subjects. He has vowed to matter absorbs carbon dioxide. the Notre Damewaterpolo squad (afloat and remind youto exercise your most b!!Sictight by the wiliner of the Presidential rac.e will eliminate the giant subsidies for giant agri­ . Also, producing ethanol using current looking good) and the Navy Middies (soon. as a citizen. Please vote, even if you f~l that affect the air on the Notre Dame campus, the cultural corporations, buthe doesn't specify techniques requires more energy than the to be all washed up). Along with Sports, you're choosing among~three less-than­ prices for gas and the job market in the which subsidies or what type of operatiQns. fuels produce, Parton said. To produce 1.65 you'll find all of the. usual departments impressive· candidates. Make the"" eleCted Midwest. In addition, in his campaign book, United gallons of ethanol, it requires the energy where you always find them. This weeks officials responsible ·to you'"by using·'the Both GeOrge Bush and Bill Clinton have equivalent of 2.35 gallons of gasoline. entertainment section features a review of power that yoU' have over them. been pushing for greater use ofalternative Even new techniques, such as those being Madonna's latest naughty concoction, re­ Enjoy the issue. .... fuels. Since a clean-air policy that favors the researched by theNew Energy Company of viewed by our Editor-in-Chief, Patti Doyle. use of ethanol, would help consume the bil­ Indiana Inc. in South Bend, only increase lions of bushels ofsurplus com and drive production of ethanol by 30 percent. Even if "[email protected]"? ". " grain prices liigher, Bush and Clinton have the procedure is scaled up to a commercial :: ~. >.; .... been competing, each hoping to prove that level, the energy output will still be short of

.; " he woulddo' abetter job running farm pro­ the energy required.to produce it. Fans as well as foes of the Gipp may be . ~':" disappointed this week. The Gipp has had to grams. ~ Several experts from the Department of take a week off (the note on his desk said that Since he was vice president, Bush has Agriculture said they know of no conceiv­ he's been brought in for a talking-to by beenpus~ingfor the use of alternative fuels; able market for the amount of fuel that Admiral Stockdale) .. Although he'llsurely In 1987, he issued a'position paper that told would result from' the conversion of the of a plan that would convert much of the com surplus com. Despite this, a USDA report surplus into cash for American farmers. To notes the gasoline-ethanol blends reduce the ... further sway Midwestern voters, he an­ emissions of carbon monoxide and other . .,'.' .. nounc~(f a program at the beginning of Oc­ We Stand, he writes that special taX favors, pollu·tants. Scho~i~ is1"'bliskd ~Iy t?TOughouttkschool 'J"lTtxcepl during LellerstoScholDsticmustbetypedtmdincl~tkwri;~';;nIlmI:,oM~eSs tober -that· would rewrite· environmental such as those for ethanol fuel use, should be Compared to gasoline, ethanol is less =tmi7ullum tmd "aaztum pmods AI tk Uni1XTsity of Notre Dame, tmd phone number. UniTJersity students should. inclrdi tJ.!eiryearin Notre DIlmI:, IN, 46556 tmd printtJi AI ~ Papas, Inc., Milford, IN school tmd colkge. FacultYmenJbersshould include theirdeJiarlmeni.1i1l rules to encourage the use of ethanol­ eliminated. These government subsidies toxic and its biodegradable. Both of these 46542. Tk subscription rAleis $2S.00lyear tmd backissuesarellTXlilabk ~lIers must be signed. Names wil1 be wiJhkld up;;;, ,~t in. .; .... been competing, each hoping to prove that level, the energy output will still be short of

.; " he woulddo' abetter job running farm pro­ the energy required.to produce it. Fans as well as foes of the Gipp may be . ~':" disappointed this week. The Gipp has had to grams. ~ Several experts from the Department of take a week off (the note on his desk said that Since he was vice president, Bush has Agriculture said they know of no conceiv­ he's been brought in for a talking-to by beenpus~ingfor the use of alternative fuels; able market for the amount of fuel that Admiral Stockdale) .. Although he'llsurely In 1987, he issued a'position paper that told would result from' the conversion of the of a plan that would convert much of the com surplus com. Despite this, a USDA report surplus into cash for American farmers. To notes the gasoline-ethanol blends reduce the ... further sway Midwestern voters, he an­ emissions of carbon monoxide and other . .,'.' .. nounc~(f a program at the beginning of Oc­ We Stand, he writes that special taX favors, pollu·tants. Scho~i~ is1"'bliskd ~Iy t?TOughouttkschool 'J"lTtxcepl during LellerstoScholDsticmustbetypedtmdincl~tkwri;~';;nIlmI:,oM~eSs tober -that· would rewrite· environmental such as those for ethanol fuel use, should be Compared to gasoline, ethanol is less =tmi7ullum tmd "aaztum pmods AI tk Uni1XTsity of Notre Dame, tmd phone number. UniTJersity students should. inclrdi tJ.!eiryearin Notre DIlmI:, IN, 46556 tmd printtJi AI ~ Papas, Inc., Milford, IN school tmd colkge. FacultYmenJbersshould include theirdeJiarlmeni.1i1l rules to encourage the use of ethanol­ eliminated. These government subsidies toxic and its biodegradable. Both of these 46542. Tk subscription rAleis $2S.00lyear tmd backissuesarellTXlilabk ~lIers must be signed. Names wil1 be wiJhkld up;;;, ,~t in. college football traditions in ac- Presidential tion on the field. You won, of course, or STOMPING GROUND limousine pro­ else I wouldn't have told you that story!" ceeds aiong However, 1981 was not Reagan's last - , the former ~ - - I Darr Road, en­ visit to the university. He returned for the THE COMMANDERS-IN-CHIEF HAVE FOUND tering the unveiling of the 19 cent u.s. postage campus. Stu­ stamp commemorating Rockne. The FRIENDLY CONFINES UNDER THE DOME dents created President's second visit would have the welcome passed with relatively little press coverage sign to give had the "Great Communicator" not FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS Ford a typi­ flubbed his own most famous movie line, cally Irish flair. :. saying, "Win one for the Giffer." has called 'terrible nightmare.'" And of course this political season has president emeritus Father Theodore the highest honor bestowed by Notre Damy. a by Mark Mitchell Ford spoke to the s~udents and faculty seen both major candidates visit the uni­ Hesburgh, President Dwight David Hesburgh traveled to the White-House to - ~ . ! hile eighty college and university Eisenhower delivered the commencement about the need for revamped social pro- versity. President George Bush was the W. give Kennedy the award, bestb~~~nnua:lly , grams for. the country to combat pove;ty 1992 commencement speaker and Gov- presidents publicly endorsed Gov­ address and received his own honorary Doc­ to an outstanding Catholic. ,layman. ernor Bill Clinton for President, Father Ed­ in new and innovative ways. Such polIcy ernor Bill Clinton took the podium in tor of Laws degree. Ike was the first presi­ Hesburgh noted that Kennedy had "iiI a most ward Molloy remained silent. "The uni­ and principle speeches have been com: Stepan Center in September of this year. dent ever to walk the campus, and along with unusual way, ata most unusual age. and, versity has never endorsed a candidate for Milanese prelate Giovanni Cardinal mon fare for visiting Presidents. How­ Both Bush .and Clinton were met with against unusually long the top " ... -I President," explained the office of infor­ odd~;risen~o ever, Noire Dame has also been host to some vocal protests during their visits. Montini, the future Pope Paul VI, he pre­ of his profession. [He] stands'todayas akind mation and public relations. Yet, the uni­ several Presidential' candidates whose And while Bush was the first Chief Ex­ sided over the distribution of degrees. In his of landmark for the place:~fY9ungmen in versity is no stranger to PresidentS or rhetoric 'haS not'been so tamed. Eugene ecutive to share the graduation stage with address to the graduates assembled on th,e . our times, as a symbol oNhe new:energy, Presidential candidates. Since 1935, ChIef McCarthy gave the 1967 commencement Father Edward Malloy, Clinton noted in lawn of the south quadrangle, Eisenhower vision and of youth to Executives have been honored by Notre dedicated~erVice address, and in 1968 Robert Kennedy his speech, "If I am elected, I will be the commented, "In the war in Europe, I learned public welfare." '. . '., Dame, and candidates for the nation's how men became leaders through necessity. arrived to speak before a roaring crowd of frrst president ~ have gmduated from a highest office have used the university as a . Kennedy's opponent injhe 1960 election enthusiastic student supporters. Gerald Catholic university." . Yet I see here today how men become was a friend of Notre Dame as well. In 1959, forum from which to present their views. Ford returned in'1976 to campaign before Notre Dame has had a long and leaders through diligent study and effort." Vice-President Richard .Nixon traveled to . Though Father John Zahm was a good what he h1id found to be a friendly audi~' friendly relationship with the leaders of . While Eisenhower was the first sitting the university to be honored a~Kenn~y had friend and travelling companion of Presi­ ence a year .before. Even Walter Mondale the land. Six Presidents have spoken at President to visit the campus, John Kennedy been three years earlier, as. Patriot of the dent Theodore Roosevelt, it was not until the used Stepan'Center to present his plat­ commencement exercises and seven had addressed the university community Year. The Vice PreSident:'diiectedhis re­ Presidency of Franklin Roosevelt that the form, ili-fated though it was. And 1991 have received honorary degrees from the twice before Ike's arrival and was no marks to the Communist mbnace, ,saying, university publicly courted the favor of the saw the advent of both Patrick Buchanan university. And in this "too-close-to­ stranger to Notre Dame, as he was one of the "We must rise to the challenge ofthjs :horse Commander-in-Chief with official acco­ and Jeriy:Brown~ , call" campaign year, the university's first mem bers of the overseeing board of the race, provided we stay on our own norse' and lades. It was during his much publicized trip Mondale'ssuperior, President Jimmy' bases are covered because, whether Bush College of Liberal Arts. Kennedy's frrst don't try to get on his. Our sy~tem s'ta:IidSfor to Chicago in 1935 that F.D.R. became the Carter rulS spoken at Notre Dame no less or Clinton, the next President of the official' visit came at the commencement more than military migh~~; 'It~tands.for frrstPresident to be honored with a Doctor of . exercises of 1953 when he was a Con­ . ' ." '". ':":'",' ,\, ,., ' .. than tnr~ times. In 1977 he spoke at the United States has visited Notre Dame.O progress WIth freedom.... :... ,'. '.' •. ' .. J .' • Laws degree from Notre Dame. However, gressman. J.F.K. spoke before the graduates commencement exercises, after· having the President never visited the campus; Nixon's successor, Gemid.Ford;~e¢ei,ved campaignMhere only a year before.' And and also received the customary honorary an enthusiastic ..yelcome)n:)975::when 'J1e rather, university president Father John degree. Three years later Kennedy was a only last year,Carter was the first recipient O'Hara travelled to Chicago, to Roosevelt arrived for a special convo~tion. Ford's of the Notte Dame Award forhumanitar­ President John Senator and was voted ''Patriot of the Year" trip was part business, though. H~spoke to Kennedy· ac­ University, to present the doctoral hood, ianeffc5rts; ·It was those humanitarian by the senior class. In his 1956 address to the the media in a formal presscon'ierence from cepts the noting, "President Roosevelt has distin­ effortS which'Carter discussed in all three Washington Day ceremonies, Kennedy the Center for Continuing E~ucation,anci he Laetare Medal guished himself as a great leader in initiating of his speeches. . called upon all of the students to "be brave hosted regional governors i# a dinner held from university legislation and executing the laws of this It was Ronald Reagan's turn to be hailed patriots for what you righteously. believe, on the fourteenth floor of library. Ford president Fa­ land; the university is honored that he wears the as commencement speaker in 1981. The and brave patriots, as we are all so humbly was granted the customary Doctor Qf Laws' ther Theodore the cloak of the oldest Catholic law school in President shared the stage with fellow film Hesburgh and reminded 'For God, Country and Notre degree, but his citation the nation he so nobly leads." '~as;especially star Pat O'Brien who played Knute executive vlce­ Dame.'" commendatory, noting, "He has.' come .to' Though in 1935 Roosevelt's schedule did Rockne while Reagan played George president Kennedy received one more laud from the office in a way no other President has '... and Edmund Joyce not permit him to travel to Notre Dame in university. As President in 1961,J.F.K. was Gipp in Knute Rockne All American. The 1960, through the influence and invitation of he is being called upon to lead the,~ation President, who chose a lighter tone for his in the Oval Of­ named the recipient of the Laetare Medal, fice. back to harmony and out of w.hathe himself confessed that he had been on President campus before his invitation to speak, re­ Geraid Ford's lating, "The frrst time I set foot on this motorcade is campus, I was a cub sports announcer who greeted by on­ was elated to be able to see one of the lookers as the greatest college football traditions in ac- Presidential tion on the field. You won, of course, or STOMPING GROUND limousine pro­ else I wouldn't have told you that story!" ceeds aiong However, 1981 was not Reagan's last - , the former ~ - - I Darr Road, en­ visit to the university. He returned for the THE COMMANDERS-IN-CHIEF HAVE FOUND tering the unveiling of the 19 cent u.s. postage campus. Stu­ stamp commemorating Rockne. The FRIENDLY CONFINES UNDER THE DOME dents created President's second visit would have the welcome passed with relatively little press coverage sign to give had the "Great Communicator" not FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS Ford a typi­ flubbed his own most famous movie line, cally Irish flair. :. saying, "Win one for the Giffer." has called 'terrible nightmare.'" And of course this political season has president emeritus Father Theodore the highest honor bestowed by Notre Damy. a by Mark Mitchell Ford spoke to the s~udents and faculty seen both major candidates visit the uni­ Hesburgh, President Dwight David Hesburgh traveled to the White-House to - ~ . ! hile eighty college and university Eisenhower delivered the commencement about the need for revamped social pro- versity. President George Bush was the W. give Kennedy the award, bestb~~~nnua:lly , grams for. the country to combat pove;ty 1992 commencement speaker and Gov- presidents publicly endorsed Gov­ address and received his own honorary Doc­ to an outstanding Catholic. ,layman. ernor Bill Clinton for President, Father Ed­ in new and innovative ways. Such polIcy ernor Bill Clinton took the podium in tor of Laws degree. Ike was the first presi­ Hesburgh noted that Kennedy had "iiI a most ward Molloy remained silent. "The uni­ and principle speeches have been com: Stepan Center in September of this year. dent ever to walk the campus, and along with unusual way, ata most unusual age. and, versity has never endorsed a candidate for Milanese prelate Giovanni Cardinal mon fare for visiting Presidents. How­ Both Bush .and Clinton were met with against unusually long the top " ... -I President," explained the office of infor­ odd~;risen~o ever, Noire Dame has also been host to some vocal protests during their visits. Montini, the future Pope Paul VI, he pre­ of his profession. [He] stands'todayas akind mation and public relations. Yet, the uni­ several Presidential' candidates whose And while Bush was the first Chief Ex­ sided over the distribution of degrees. In his of landmark for the place:~fY9ungmen in versity is no stranger to PresidentS or rhetoric 'haS not'been so tamed. Eugene ecutive to share the graduation stage with address to the graduates assembled on th,e . our times, as a symbol oNhe new:energy, Presidential candidates. Since 1935, ChIef McCarthy gave the 1967 commencement Father Edward Malloy, Clinton noted in lawn of the south quadrangle, Eisenhower vision and of youth to Executives have been honored by Notre dedicated~erVice address, and in 1968 Robert Kennedy his speech, "If I am elected, I will be the commented, "In the war in Europe, I learned public welfare." '. . '., Dame, and candidates for the nation's how men became leaders through necessity. arrived to speak before a roaring crowd of frrst president ~ have gmduated from a highest office have used the university as a . Kennedy's opponent injhe 1960 election enthusiastic student supporters. Gerald Catholic university." . Yet I see here today how men become was a friend of Notre Dame as well. In 1959, forum from which to present their views. Ford returned in'1976 to campaign before Notre Dame has had a long and leaders through diligent study and effort." Vice-President Richard .Nixon traveled to . Though Father John Zahm was a good what he h1id found to be a friendly audi~' friendly relationship with the leaders of . While Eisenhower was the first sitting the university to be honored a~Kenn~y had friend and travelling companion of Presi­ ence a year .before. Even Walter Mondale the land. Six Presidents have spoken at President to visit the campus, John Kennedy been three years earlier, as. Patriot of the dent Theodore Roosevelt, it was not until the used Stepan'Center to present his plat­ commencement exercises and seven had addressed the university community Year. The Vice PreSident:'diiectedhis re­ Presidency of Franklin Roosevelt that the form, ili-fated though it was. And 1991 have received honorary degrees from the twice before Ike's arrival and was no marks to the Communist mbnace, ,saying, university publicly courted the favor of the saw the advent of both Patrick Buchanan university. And in this "too-close-to­ stranger to Notre Dame, as he was one of the "We must rise to the challenge ofthjs :horse Commander-in-Chief with official acco­ and Jeriy:Brown~ , call" campaign year, the university's first mem bers of the overseeing board of the race, provided we stay on our own norse' and lades. It was during his much publicized trip Mondale'ssuperior, President Jimmy' bases are covered because, whether Bush College of Liberal Arts. Kennedy's frrst don't try to get on his. Our sy~tem s'ta:IidSfor to Chicago in 1935 that F.D.R. became the Carter rulS spoken at Notre Dame no less or Clinton, the next President of the official' visit came at the commencement more than military migh~~; 'It~tands.for frrstPresident to be honored with a Doctor of . exercises of 1953 when he was a Con­ . ' ." '". ':":'",' ,\, ,., ' .. than tnr~ times. In 1977 he spoke at the United States has visited Notre Dame.O progress WIth freedom.... :... ,'. '.' •. ' .. J .' • Laws degree from Notre Dame. However, gressman. J.F.K. spoke before the graduates commencement exercises, after· having the President never visited the campus; Nixon's successor, Gemid.Ford;~e¢ei,ved campaignMhere only a year before.' And and also received the customary honorary an enthusiastic ..yelcome)n:)975::when 'J1e rather, university president Father John degree. Three years later Kennedy was a only last year,Carter was the first recipient O'Hara travelled to Chicago, to Roosevelt arrived for a special convo~tion. Ford's of the Notte Dame Award forhumanitar­ President John Senator and was voted ''Patriot of the Year" trip was part business, though. H~spoke to Kennedy· ac­ University, to present the doctoral hood, ianeffc5rts; ·It was those humanitarian by the senior class. In his 1956 address to the the media in a formal presscon'ierence from cepts the noting, "President Roosevelt has distin­ effortS which'Carter discussed in all three Washington Day ceremonies, Kennedy the Center for Continuing E~ucation,anci he Laetare Medal guished himself as a great leader in initiating of his speeches. . called upon all of the students to "be brave hosted regional governors i# a dinner held from university legislation and executing the laws of this It was Ronald Reagan's turn to be hailed patriots for what you righteously. believe, on the fourteenth floor of library. Ford president Fa­ land; the university is honored that he wears the as commencement speaker in 1981. The and brave patriots, as we are all so humbly was granted the customary Doctor Qf Laws' ther Theodore the cloak of the oldest Catholic law school in President shared the stage with fellow film Hesburgh and reminded 'For God, Country and Notre degree, but his citation the nation he so nobly leads." '~as;especially star Pat O'Brien who played Knute executive vlce­ Dame.'" commendatory, noting, "He has.' come .to' Though in 1935 Roosevelt's schedule did Rockne while Reagan played George president Kennedy received one more laud from the office in a way no other President has '... and Edmund Joyce not permit him to travel to Notre Dame in university. As President in 1961,J.F.K. was Gipp in Knute Rockne All American. The 1960, through the influence and invitation of he is being called upon to lead the,~ation President, who chose a lighter tone for his in the Oval Of­ named the recipient of the Laetare Medal, fice. back to harmony and out of w.hathe himself confessed that he had been on • '. \ - '-., '. " .', -::,;"', ",I' • -. \ ' - ) ,

Although Washington Hall,is the most The famous site for unexplained o.c,currences, Morrissey is also home to at least one ghost story. According to one campus security guard, who asked to be identified only as Choosing Elva, the ghost of Morrissey Hall is most active during winter break. Although stu­ dents must leave the campusqufing this GHOST'S time, the guards are assigned:rotinds which a include turning every doorknob in each building to check the locks., In Morrissey, Elva said that she and othecguards have of Notre Dame come back to the locked doors they had just checked only to find them open. "And we lastic knew, they wouldn't tell anyway. The knew damn well thgse doors were locked," President by K. L. Lawrence manager of Washington Hall, Tom Barkes she said. "It must be that ghost again." talked about the mysterious events that have One student living off camP'us nas re­ A rmed with a notebook. flashlight. ro­ plagued the building since the 1920s. The ported a haunting in her own apartment. An sary and an escort recruitedfrom the most common occurrences, he said, have art major living, at the Mar~Main Arms 1Vlounge in her dorm. the reporter ascends been reports of instruments playing them- , apartmen'ts, who asked that herhame not be the steps to the theater balcony ofWashing­ selves in the band room. Since the band used, claims that a ghost lives tne~etoo. The ton Hall. The manager closes the door moved into its own building in 1991, he specter, which goes by th~:,nalli~ "Mike," Students are very indecisive as to who they will vote behind them and they grab seats in the last ,added, these have not been as common. has made itself known by turning tile pages row and waitfor their eyes to start playing Barkes attested to having heard an occa­ in her address book, movipg things around for on Tuesday tricks, on them. Looking toward the stage, sional "strange thud" coming from above his and actually becoming:v'isible a~ night. they see nothing but a pinpoint of red light office, where the stage is located. According Once, she said, it stopped, the tape she was returning to, for example, family values arid . Connolly said. Connolly remarked .that on the phone box next to the stage. It is to legend, a steeplejack was killed in a fall listening to and rewounditJo thebegiiming by Jenny Tate the draft, are "the superficial concepts that Bush's dedication to maintaining our na- _ impossible to perceive any depth in the from the fly loft above the stage in 1886~' of a song it apparently like~., She h~i's also the parties are trying to gain votes on." tional security puts him at the forefront of - black darkness around them,so they remain After recounting the story behind this noise, dreamed about who th,e ghostmight be, then .,resi~e,ntial Elections 1992 - for most P Heenan said that the true issues facing our the candidates. "He has proven capable of _ focused on the red dot and thefew strips of Barkes was quick to add that he was "siti'e awoke to its shadowy, figtp:'esitting on the Notre, Dame students it is their first nation are the decline of the American spirit, , leading in a world that is still proven to be a light on the walls and listen to the groanings it's just the pipes." Because the steeplejack edge of her bed. She looking opportunity to vote in a Presidential elec­ has~ompared the condition of our cities, racism and the dangerous place," he said. : of the old building. The reporter turns on is supposedly haunting the theater until at the ghost to "looking through 'apiece of tion. Urifortimately, for many students, the economy. Probably the major strike against Bush : herflashlightfora minute and looks around somebody else falls and takes his place, cellophane." She said tbatlt does not have elections are.provi,ng to be a nightmare. the stage and mainfloor. After ascertaining students are warned to be careful when Over andover, the phrase "choosing the "The problem with this election is that the lies in the fact that many Americans are - a solid form, but rather ~pie~ence that is'at people who are running are more fascinated . clamoring for a change. "People are fed up, :':: , that the dark wasn't hiding anything excit- working from heights. oQce visible and tnIDsparei:lt '''",,' ', ,', lesser ofihr~e .evils" has sulfaced in refer­ ence to the upC,OIning ~lections. The general with being President than with the issues," . enough with the state of our country to elect ' -, . ing. she returns to her seat and turns offthe· Although he has managed Washington When asked how she man~g~s tOiiv~with flashlight. ' . feeling persists that none of the three candi­ said junior Dan Connolly. "They are all a new President," said Klosterman. "It is not :-:: Hall for the past eight years, Barkes said, "I aghostiri her apartment; shesai'd ~'Itdbesn 't three politicians. They all want to be fair to blame Bush, but people are ~ooking .. "Get out!" don't put much stock in [the ghosts stories]. really bother me, that but' it'kinda dates are ideal for the role as President. "All much,~ President so badly," he said. for a change," said freshman Marina : tlDidyou hear ihat?" (to the disembodied If I did, I don't think I would be able to work ,me out at three candidates are focused in their own fr~s night~}::My,experiences Junior Elisa Klosterman agreed that the Allcidas. "I will vote for Clinton simply : . voice) tlUm, whai did you say?" here.", Barkes did, however, 'describe one haven't been severe ~enQugh ~'in!ike ~e area', but not one has all that we need," said "Get out," the unmistakablyfemale voice occurrence that he hasn't been able to ex­ move out." ' , ","" ", senior Dan Heenan. "It comes down to who three candidates have been "talking a lot of because Bush has had his four years but has : fluff." She said, "They are more into sound­ not run a Bush administration. It has been : hisses again from the right of the stage. plain. One night, "sometime within the past Although those in the Isriow cl~i~v~ing has· the/least"number of negatives against them; . Th,at's unfortunate." Sophomore bytes rather than discussing the issues. My another four years of Reaganomics," said About five seconds of debate precede a 12 months," he was alone in his office until degrees of belief in ~he supernatural, Barkes vote will be a vote against one candidate sophomore Bert Bader. : hasty exit. They fly down the steps and meet·· after midnight. He had locked up the summed up the primary attitude toward RachCi Gh6quette said, "I don 'tfeei like any of'the_three candidates will be a big bang rather than a vote for another." Governor Bill Clinton has been hailed by the building manager in front of his office. ' building and was getting ready to leave campus ghost stories: ~ "People dOI1' t ~ant to president" ' ,. Of course, every candidate has his many as the man to lead the nation out orlts He laughs at their story and turns on the when he noticed a red light on his phone look for explanations; the mysiery-[qfcain­ strengths and weaknesses. George Bush, the current economic slump. "I think he theater lights at their request. They look indicating that another line was in use in the pus lore] is part ofthe fUli;"His'orilylament The election has ·sparked indecision and confusion rather than an optimistic outlook incumbent, stands out as the best prospect to [Clinton] has the best programs to change around and talk about what they heard. The hall. He turned the light back on in his office is that the stories conneCi~,to Washington lead our country in a global environment and we definitely need a change," said - _ i escort is standing infront ofthe stage at the and saw that, according to his phone, the Hall would bring more than ghost-seekers for our country. One primary concern of "You have got to have a leader, fIrst and Choque,tte. r:ight speaker. She and the reporter hear the stage phone was in use. Because the stage is inside. "My wish is for one,of the [com­ students rests in the candidates' propensity foremost, to represent the United States as a However, Clinton remains plagued by the same "get out" whisperedfrom the speaker. supposed to be the center of supernatural munication and theater]'depattinent's to avoid the real issues facing our nation. strong nation. He (Bush) represents the issue of trust. Clinton's admitted extra­ The manager says he hears nothing but activity in Washington Hall, Barkes an­ shows to get as much coverage,as this ghost "The issues have not been addressed at all," whooshing noise. , ' swered with a simple "ri6 way" when asked has had," ,," 0 Heenan said. Heenan remarked that the United States abroad. He commands respect marital affair and his evasion of the Vietnam A mean prank or a real ghost? If Scho- if he went to the theater to check it out. issues the press and the candidates keep around the world as a leader for peace," . draft continue to shroud his credibility in ' • '. \ - '-., '. " .', -::,;"', ",I' • -. \ ' - ) ,

Although Washington Hall,is the most The famous site for unexplained o.c,currences, Morrissey is also home to at least one ghost story. According to one campus security guard, who asked to be identified only as Choosing Elva, the ghost of Morrissey Hall is most active during winter break. Although stu­ dents must leave the campusqufing this GHOST'S time, the guards are assigned:rotinds which a include turning every doorknob in each building to check the locks., In Morrissey, Elva said that she and othecguards have of Notre Dame come back to the locked doors they had just checked only to find them open. "And we lastic knew, they wouldn't tell anyway. The knew damn well thgse doors were locked," President by K. L. Lawrence manager of Washington Hall, Tom Barkes she said. "It must be that ghost again." talked about the mysterious events that have One student living off camP'us nas re­ A rmed with a notebook. flashlight. ro­ plagued the building since the 1920s. The ported a haunting in her own apartment. An sary and an escort recruitedfrom the most common occurrences, he said, have art major living, at the Mar~Main Arms 1Vlounge in her dorm. the reporter ascends been reports of instruments playing them- , apartmen'ts, who asked that herhame not be the steps to the theater balcony ofWashing­ selves in the band room. Since the band used, claims that a ghost lives tne~etoo. The ton Hall. The manager closes the door moved into its own building in 1991, he specter, which goes by th~:,nalli~ "Mike," Students are very indecisive as to who they will vote behind them and they grab seats in the last ,added, these have not been as common. has made itself known by turning tile pages row and waitfor their eyes to start playing Barkes attested to having heard an occa­ in her address book, movipg things around for on Tuesday tricks, on them. Looking toward the stage, sional "strange thud" coming from above his and actually becoming:v'isible a~ night. they see nothing but a pinpoint of red light office, where the stage is located. According Once, she said, it stopped, the tape she was returning to, for example, family values arid . Connolly said. Connolly remarked .that on the phone box next to the stage. It is to legend, a steeplejack was killed in a fall listening to and rewounditJo thebegiiming by Jenny Tate the draft, are "the superficial concepts that Bush's dedication to maintaining our na- _ impossible to perceive any depth in the from the fly loft above the stage in 1886~' of a song it apparently like~., She h~i's also the parties are trying to gain votes on." tional security puts him at the forefront of - black darkness around them,so they remain After recounting the story behind this noise, dreamed about who th,e ghostmight be, then .,resi~e,ntial Elections 1992 - for most P Heenan said that the true issues facing our the candidates. "He has proven capable of _ focused on the red dot and thefew strips of Barkes was quick to add that he was "siti'e awoke to its shadowy, figtp:'esitting on the Notre, Dame students it is their first nation are the decline of the American spirit, , leading in a world that is still proven to be a light on the walls and listen to the groanings it's just the pipes." Because the steeplejack edge of her bed. She looking opportunity to vote in a Presidential elec­ has~ompared the condition of our cities, racism and the dangerous place," he said. : of the old building. The reporter turns on is supposedly haunting the theater until at the ghost to "looking through 'apiece of tion. Urifortimately, for many students, the economy. Probably the major strike against Bush : herflashlightfora minute and looks around somebody else falls and takes his place, cellophane." She said tbatlt does not have elections are.provi,ng to be a nightmare. the stage and mainfloor. After ascertaining students are warned to be careful when Over andover, the phrase "choosing the "The problem with this election is that the lies in the fact that many Americans are - a solid form, but rather ~pie~ence that is'at people who are running are more fascinated . clamoring for a change. "People are fed up, :':: , that the dark wasn't hiding anything excit- working from heights. oQce visible and tnIDsparei:lt '''",,' ', ,', lesser ofihr~e .evils" has sulfaced in refer­ ence to the upC,OIning ~lections. The general with being President than with the issues," . enough with the state of our country to elect ' -, . ing. she returns to her seat and turns offthe· Although he has managed Washington When asked how she man~g~s tOiiv~with flashlight. ' . feeling persists that none of the three candi­ said junior Dan Connolly. "They are all a new President," said Klosterman. "It is not :-:: Hall for the past eight years, Barkes said, "I aghostiri her apartment; shesai'd ~'Itdbesn 't three politicians. They all want to be fair to blame Bush, but people are ~ooking .. "Get out!" don't put much stock in [the ghosts stories]. really bother me, that but' it'kinda dates are ideal for the role as President. "All much,~ President so badly," he said. for a change," said freshman Marina : tlDidyou hear ihat?" (to the disembodied If I did, I don't think I would be able to work ,me out at three candidates are focused in their own fr~s night~}::My,experiences Junior Elisa Klosterman agreed that the Allcidas. "I will vote for Clinton simply : . voice) tlUm, whai did you say?" here.", Barkes did, however, 'describe one haven't been severe ~enQugh ~'in!ike ~e area', but not one has all that we need," said "Get out," the unmistakablyfemale voice occurrence that he hasn't been able to ex­ move out." ' , ","" ", senior Dan Heenan. "It comes down to who three candidates have been "talking a lot of because Bush has had his four years but has : fluff." She said, "They are more into sound­ not run a Bush administration. It has been : hisses again from the right of the stage. plain. One night, "sometime within the past Although those in the Isriow cl~i~v~ing has· the/least"number of negatives against them; . Th,at's unfortunate." Sophomore bytes rather than discussing the issues. My another four years of Reaganomics," said About five seconds of debate precede a 12 months," he was alone in his office until degrees of belief in ~he supernatural, Barkes vote will be a vote against one candidate sophomore Bert Bader. : hasty exit. They fly down the steps and meet·· after midnight. He had locked up the summed up the primary attitude toward RachCi Gh6quette said, "I don 'tfeei like any of'the_three candidates will be a big bang rather than a vote for another." Governor Bill Clinton has been hailed by the building manager in front of his office. ' building and was getting ready to leave campus ghost stories: ~ "People dOI1' t ~ant to president" ' ,. Of course, every candidate has his many as the man to lead the nation out orlts He laughs at their story and turns on the when he noticed a red light on his phone look for explanations; the mysiery-[qfcain­ strengths and weaknesses. George Bush, the current economic slump. "I think he theater lights at their request. They look indicating that another line was in use in the pus lore] is part ofthe fUli;"His'orilylament The election has ·sparked indecision and confusion rather than an optimistic outlook incumbent, stands out as the best prospect to [Clinton] has the best programs to change around and talk about what they heard. The hall. He turned the light back on in his office is that the stories conneCi~,to Washington lead our country in a global environment and we definitely need a change," said - _ i escort is standing infront ofthe stage at the and saw that, according to his phone, the Hall would bring more than ghost-seekers for our country. One primary concern of "You have got to have a leader, fIrst and Choque,tte. r:ight speaker. She and the reporter hear the stage phone was in use. Because the stage is inside. "My wish is for one,of the [com­ students rests in the candidates' propensity foremost, to represent the United States as a However, Clinton remains plagued by the same "get out" whisperedfrom the speaker. supposed to be the center of supernatural munication and theater]'depattinent's to avoid the real issues facing our nation. strong nation. He (Bush) represents the issue of trust. Clinton's admitted extra­ The manager says he hears nothing but activity in Washington Hall, Barkes an­ shows to get as much coverage,as this ghost "The issues have not been addressed at all," whooshing noise. , ' swered with a simple "ri6 way" when asked has had," ,," 0 Heenan said. Heenan remarked that the United States abroad. He commands respect marital affair and his evasion of the Vietnam A mean prank or a real ghost? If Scho- if he went to the theater to check it out. issues the press and the candidates keep around the world as a leader for peace," . draft continue to shroud his credibility in ' ~------======------""'d"""""""""""""------I Fun Without Alcohol? i I ThiOffice ofAlcohol and Drug Education sponsors social activites II for students during National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week

courtroom later that evening. Sponsored by On Tuesday, October 27, the University I :.. By Mollie Mudd the Prosecutor's Office in South Bend, Counseling Center and the OADE sponsored I I s there. anything else to do at Notre Notre Dame's SADDgrouPL_and the "HIGH-er Education,"· a one-act comedy I Dame on the weekends but drink? That OADE, this event portrayed a young performance staged by the Recovery Pro~ is the question ~e O(fice of Alcohol and woman arrested for DUr as her lawyer tried ductions Theater from Minneapolis, Minne~ Drug Education (OADE) is trying to answer to establish her level of intoxication and sota. this week, National Collegiate Alcohol .prove her innocence. The play, performed by two actors, Laura Awareness Week. . . The mocktrial was in a sense "real," for it Clark and Stephen J. O'Toole, was.~et in an Alcohol,the' number one drug of choice included a real prosecutor, a real defense off-campus house during an average week­ ! among coli~ge students, is visibly present at attorney and a real judge. The trial took end. The situations were realistic, the issues almost allsoeial activities on and off cam- . . . .:. - ~:. . place in the Judge Norman C. Barry Court true and the humor was rich and dark. pus. . Room of the Law School to give it a realistic The one-act play portrayed "Rasta" and Mark Pogue, coordinator of the OADE, setting. The audience was given front row "Turtle" struggling with intimacy problems said,"lt's' one thing to say that ·students seats to a performance that explained the and parental pressure, turnedto using pot and should have a choice whether or not they initial traffic accident, where the defendant cocaine to cope. will drink, but irallof the social options are was found smelling of alcohol. The variety "Moose," a disheartened football player, al~0h61~cen~ered; you really don;t .have of field sobriety tests that were adminis­ drinks to drown his feelings of failure from a . ' , . . .' much ofachoice. That's why weare en­ tered by the policeman, to the defendant game loss while his girlfriend, "Deb,;' was questions. "I don't really trust him. I think "He's a runaway ego with a wallet," said couraging .• and supporting events of all were detailed. And the results of those tests, trapped in a cycle of control and co-depen­ lhave Democratic viewpoints, but I can't Connolly. "1 was for Perot until he dropped types, so that everyone haS social options." including three calculations of her blood dence. vote for Someone I don't trust. I can't out. I don't know ifheis the best person for Everitsfor the Alcohol Awareness Week alcohol content percentage through Also shown was "JT," who prowled the pinpoint why I don't trust him but I just the office, but he can hire the best people," began on Mo~day, October 26, and will breathalizers and ablood sample, which led scene looking for the prettiest woman to don't," said Alkidas. "He changes his said Alkidas. "Perot is the epitome ofpatri­ continue,; ~rough Saturday, October 31. to her arrest. Judge John Robinson presided .. boost his fragile esteem. And "Schmo," the answers a lot," she said .. archy in this country," said Klosterman. There is a drawing for prizes like a CD and announced·a gUilty verdict upon the party master, kept the party rolling through­ Finally, Perot, the billionaire underdog, Many feel that Perot's interests are too phiyer;.a Lou Holtz autographed football, a accused defendant. out. rests engulfed in a sea of mixed opinions. narrow; that he needs to expand on is~ues John Ma.cLeod:autographed basketball; "Notre Dame has a strict policy against The characters were subtly urged to "Lis- . No one can argue the charm or'his nearly o.ther than the economy and the deficit. Wendy's coupons and others. Students are drinking and driving," Pogue reminded the ten to your thoughts, listen to your feelings, comic demeanor or explain his abandon-. "Perot is a businessman and a business eligible to enter the drawing as many times ,audience. If a student were to be arrested listen to yourself, listen, listen." ment of the election and his subsequent re­ leader but his view of the economy is solely as they att~nd or·participatein the week's and convicted, he/she would not only face On Wednesday, October28,a Disoriented .: entry. deficit oriented," said Heenan. Choquette activities. .. .. the .court's punishment but he/she would Domer Dash was held in the JACC. This Most people would agree that ifPerot's said, "Perot is too focused. on one issue - .On Monday, a DUI Mock trial was per­ have responsibilities to Notre Dame as well. event, sponsored by the Office of Recre­ intentipn was to stir up the race, he· has the economy and the deficit." . formediol students. Mock subpoenas were Du Lac. suggests possible suspension or ational Sports and the OADE; .simulated surely succeeded. However,Perot's bid for However, some have viewed Perot's handed out to students during lunch atNorth expulsion as a result of students' actions impairment associated with. alcohol misuse, . :. President haS not exactly been whOleheart­ weak standing in the polls not as anegative, and South Dining Halls by Security in order while intoxicated and operating a. motor like the loss of complete motor control and '. .. 'edly.....------embraced ·by the American public. but as the first .....step ------iIIIIIII!II---- to gaining the 1996 __ ...... to a real summons to iri th·e ~------======------""'d"""""""""""""------I Fun Without Alcohol? i I ThiOffice ofAlcohol and Drug Education sponsors social activites II for students during National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week

courtroom later that evening. Sponsored by On Tuesday, October 27, the University I :.. By Mollie Mudd the Prosecutor's Office in South Bend, Counseling Center and the OADE sponsored I I s there. anything else to do at Notre Notre Dame's SADDgrouPL_and the "HIGH-er Education,"· a one-act comedy I Dame on the weekends but drink? That OADE, this event portrayed a young performance staged by the Recovery Pro~ is the question ~e O(fice of Alcohol and woman arrested for DUr as her lawyer tried ductions Theater from Minneapolis, Minne~ Drug Education (OADE) is trying to answer to establish her level of intoxication and sota. this week, National Collegiate Alcohol .prove her innocence. The play, performed by two actors, Laura Awareness Week. . . The mocktrial was in a sense "real," for it Clark and Stephen J. O'Toole, was.~et in an Alcohol,the' number one drug of choice included a real prosecutor, a real defense off-campus house during an average week­ ! among coli~ge students, is visibly present at attorney and a real judge. The trial took end. The situations were realistic, the issues almost allsoeial activities on and off cam- . . . .:. - ~:. . place in the Judge Norman C. Barry Court true and the humor was rich and dark. pus. . Room of the Law School to give it a realistic The one-act play portrayed "Rasta" and Mark Pogue, coordinator of the OADE, setting. The audience was given front row "Turtle" struggling with intimacy problems said,"lt's' one thing to say that ·students seats to a performance that explained the and parental pressure, turnedto using pot and should have a choice whether or not they initial traffic accident, where the defendant cocaine to cope. will drink, but irallof the social options are was found smelling of alcohol. The variety "Moose," a disheartened football player, al~0h61~cen~ered; you really don;t .have of field sobriety tests that were adminis­ drinks to drown his feelings of failure from a . ' , . . .' much ofachoice. That's why weare en­ tered by the policeman, to the defendant game loss while his girlfriend, "Deb,;' was questions. "I don't really trust him. I think "He's a runaway ego with a wallet," said couraging .• and supporting events of all were detailed. And the results of those tests, trapped in a cycle of control and co-depen­ lhave Democratic viewpoints, but I can't Connolly. "1 was for Perot until he dropped types, so that everyone haS social options." including three calculations of her blood dence. vote for Someone I don't trust. I can't out. I don't know ifheis the best person for Everitsfor the Alcohol Awareness Week alcohol content percentage through Also shown was "JT," who prowled the pinpoint why I don't trust him but I just the office, but he can hire the best people," began on Mo~day, October 26, and will breathalizers and ablood sample, which led scene looking for the prettiest woman to don't," said Alkidas. "He changes his said Alkidas. "Perot is the epitome ofpatri­ continue,; ~rough Saturday, October 31. to her arrest. Judge John Robinson presided .. boost his fragile esteem. And "Schmo," the answers a lot," she said .. archy in this country," said Klosterman. There is a drawing for prizes like a CD and announced·a gUilty verdict upon the party master, kept the party rolling through­ Finally, Perot, the billionaire underdog, Many feel that Perot's interests are too phiyer;.a Lou Holtz autographed football, a accused defendant. out. rests engulfed in a sea of mixed opinions. narrow; that he needs to expand on is~ues John Ma.cLeod:autographed basketball; "Notre Dame has a strict policy against The characters were subtly urged to "Lis- . No one can argue the charm or'his nearly o.ther than the economy and the deficit. Wendy's coupons and others. Students are drinking and driving," Pogue reminded the ten to your thoughts, listen to your feelings, comic demeanor or explain his abandon-. "Perot is a businessman and a business eligible to enter the drawing as many times ,audience. If a student were to be arrested listen to yourself, listen, listen." ment of the election and his subsequent re­ leader but his view of the economy is solely as they att~nd or·participatein the week's and convicted, he/she would not only face On Wednesday, October28,a Disoriented .: entry. deficit oriented," said Heenan. Choquette activities. .. .. the .court's punishment but he/she would Domer Dash was held in the JACC. This Most people would agree that ifPerot's said, "Perot is too focused. on one issue - .On Monday, a DUI Mock trial was per­ have responsibilities to Notre Dame as well. event, sponsored by the Office of Recre­ intentipn was to stir up the race, he· has the economy and the deficit." . formediol students. Mock subpoenas were Du Lac. suggests possible suspension or ational Sports and the OADE; .simulated surely succeeded. However,Perot's bid for However, some have viewed Perot's handed out to students during lunch atNorth expulsion as a result of students' actions impairment associated with. alcohol misuse, . :. President haS not exactly been whOleheart­ weak standing in the polls not as anegative, and South Dining Halls by Security in order while intoxicated and operating a. motor like the loss of complete motor control and '. .. 'edly.....------embraced ·by the American public. but as the first .....step ------iIIIIIII!II---- to gaining the 1996 __ ...... to a real summons to iri th·e I"

and a female, attempt to complete the ob- Tonight, Thursday, October 29, free or choice of alcohol. This discussion stacIe course with the fastest time, while mocktails are being served during the dinner should open up lines of communication as impaired. hours in the dining halls. This event, spon- well as providing some insigi:lts to the rea- "This obstacle course is created for the sored by University Food Services, SADD sons behind some partiCular groups drugs students to have some socializing and mix- and the OADE, stresses the importance of of choice, Pogue said. Towhat extent are ing without alcohol," Pogue said. Students having beverage options available at all so- the laws in America more lenient toward wore disorienting glasses that narrowed cial gatherings. "It's one thing to say that the whites' drug of choice,alcohol and Making a Splash their vision and blurred their peripheral students should have a choice of beverages, against something like the early Chinese- vision to create a sort of "tunnel vision," the but if water or melted ice from a cooleris the Americans' fascination with opium when wayan intoxicated individual sees the only non-alcoholic beverage, you really they first came to the New World? Pogue . Notre Dp,me's water polo team prepares to sink its competition world. One part of the race was run while don't have much of a choice," Pogue said. said that questions like tI1isoneand others the competitors were "This is why we are encouraging the avail- pertaining to various cultllres' perceptions , '( en route to national recognition. dizzy. Students leaned of certain drugs and oth- over, put the top of their ers' uses of them may be heads down on the end of discussed. This forum is By Tony Boczkowski a bat and spun around sp"onsored by the OADE four times before enter- and the Office of Minor- "W· alec polo! What the heck is that? ing the course. ity StudentAffairs. How do you get the horses in the Pogue said, "The Dis- The final two events pool?" . oriented Domer Dash were not planned by the These area couple of the typical state­ was just to have fun." OADE hO\yever, they are 'ments you: might hear from many Mid­ Students participated af- being promoted by them westerners at the mention of the sport. ter seeing flyers sent out as alcohol-free social ac- Water polo,is wpular on the east coast at by the OADE that said: tivities. On Friday, in an- both the high school and college levels. The "We double dog dare· ticipation of Halloween, greatestenthusiasm,- however, can be seen you!!" The top three Student Activities· has on the· west coast, especially in California teams were awarded planned a fre~ all-night where water polo is as big as basketball is in Champion Notre Dame scary movie·· marathon Indiana.· Iq many foreign countries, such as sweatshirts. entitled. "Fright. Night." Yugoslavia and Cuba, water polo is the national ~port. This aquatic sport may not :,.;1 thAlSSUO DonSv:edkoesFday, Fe~tured8re: Halloween. be widely: recognized in the Midwest, but it li:1 e . . .. .las orce Graveyard Shift. Friday II was on campus - not to the ·13th, Nightmare on is the fast~st growing sport in the country. arrest but to converse. Elm Street and Pet High schools and colleges are establishing 1,1I "Get To Know The Law . The desire to drink until you are drunk, especially if you drink alone,could Sematary.Th~ films be- programs across the country. ... - .; il Before The Law Gets To be the start of a serious problem. gin -at 11:30. p.m. in Water polci is plRyed in a pool of up to 3D - --f I Know You," featured Lafortutle'S" Balkoom. meters inlEmgtn. There are 14 players in the :: :1' j' representatives from the S.U.D.S. (Stop ability of mocktails and promoting party Halloween Night·letS C~611 Hall show pool at a,time, six field players and one - Ij! Underage Drinking and Sales) Task Force: planning assistance - so that everyone has off its ghastly and ghoUlish'effortsto con- goalie ~rteam .. There are four quarters in - - - I i! Sgt. Gregory Deitchley of thelndiana State beverage options:" . . vert a dorm into a house·:or-horrors. The a gaple. 'Because of the intensive nature of In 1989-90, Notre Dame placed fifth In the Midwest, losing only to Top 20 coast teams. This year, the Irish have the talent to duplicate such successes !,.I Excise Police and Sgt. James Moon of the There seems to be a growing number of door opens at8 p~m., btitbe·~ure to amve by the sport, each quarter is only six minutes .1 South Bend Police Department. students who do not drink alcohol, Pogue 9:3Dp.m. After that ihe line will be cut off. long. The.overall configuration of the under player/coaches Tony Boczkowskl, Joshua Schaffer and Joe Dummer. I The program presented a forum for com- said, as well as that "you'd be surprised at the Admission is a mininial ~~iirge of $2. playing area,resembles a soccer field with ity and strong legs to tread water throughout ofpoints .. This year the team is very optimis­ illi munication between the student body and number of young people who are recovering Throughout this week, theOADE s pro- distanc~ markers and goals at either end.· the game without any rest. tic. There are many talented, enthusiastic ii' the law. A question and answer session that alcoholics. One drink could really hurt vided students with sOcia).oPti.oris to enjoy The game is played much like basketball in On the whole, water polo is a fast-paced freshmen who are laying the groundwork for it: reviewed the students' rights and responsi- them. Why not have alternative beverages at without the influence· of alCohol. Observ- that th·e ball is passed around the perimeter, sport requiring quick thinking, dexterity, the team's future. This enthusiasm is re­ e hilities as well as theS.U.D.S. TaskForce's your parties?" he asked. . . ing National Collegiate Alc6h61 Aware- drive~~e·made to the goal and picks are set strength, good swimming ability and most of flected by being able to form a small Ii '. rights and responsibilities in their jobs. Also on Thursday evening a discussion is ness Week is irriporta~t;P6guesaid. to open up shots: -Water polo is made up of all, endurance. women's squad for the first time. These 1'1: "This gave S.U.D.S. the opportunity to ex- being held, "Cultural Differences in Under- "Drinking is a- problem on most college three types ofplayers: drivers, hole men and Notre Dame has always provided tough observations were proven valid two weeks 1:1: .. plain their side of the coin. They are just standing Addictions." The meeting will fo- campuses; including Notre Dame. We are goalies. Drivers pass around the perimeter competition for other Midwestern teams, but ago when Notre Dame travelled to Ohio for lill· doing their job as police officers. By en- cus on the importance of cultural differences no different than any other college. Wher- and are primary shooters. They play a has suffered the past couple of seasons from a tournament at Findlay University. The I:!, • . forcing alcoholic beverage laws they can in working with any ethnic group. Different . ever students drink to get drunk there is a pivotal role in the game's offense and are losses due to the graduation of key players. Irish took on Findlay, Ohio University and IiI! - _. eliminate some other important problems backgrounds and cultures can influence problem. We are here to help solve that characterized by leverage and pure 1989-90. was the last stellar season as Notre Michigan State and went 1-2 against them.

1 , - :: strength. Hole men make cuts to the goal Dame placed fifth overall in the Midwest, Team council member Bill Dardis com­ 1 like drunk driving and the violence and choices as well as opinions of others. One problem. And promoting awareness and I _ - _ vandalism sometimes associated -with in- group, whose drug of choice is cocaine, may alternatives to· drinking -are-the ways to do either to provide distractions on defense or and lost only to Top 20 east coast teams like mented, "OlE losses were disappointing, but Ii: - toxication," Pogue said. not understand another group's reliance on that." . 0 targets on offense. The goalie's role needs the University of Massachusetts, Boston it was our first tournament with a new core I':·no explanation. This position requires agil- College and Harvard; each by only a couple (continued on page 14) I"

and a female, attempt to complete the ob- Tonight, Thursday, October 29, free or choice of alcohol. This discussion stacIe course with the fastest time, while mocktails are being served during the dinner should open up lines of communication as impaired. hours in the dining halls. This event, spon- well as providing some insigi:lts to the rea- "This obstacle course is created for the sored by University Food Services, SADD sons behind some partiCular groups drugs students to have some socializing and mix- and the OADE, stresses the importance of of choice, Pogue said. Towhat extent are ing without alcohol," Pogue said. Students having beverage options available at all so- the laws in America more lenient toward wore disorienting glasses that narrowed cial gatherings. "It's one thing to say that the whites' drug of choice,alcohol and Making a Splash their vision and blurred their peripheral students should have a choice of beverages, against something like the early Chinese- vision to create a sort of "tunnel vision," the but if water or melted ice from a cooleris the Americans' fascination with opium when wayan intoxicated individual sees the only non-alcoholic beverage, you really they first came to the New World? Pogue . Notre Dp,me's water polo team prepares to sink its competition world. One part of the race was run while don't have much of a choice," Pogue said. said that questions like tI1isoneand others the competitors were "This is why we are encouraging the avail- pertaining to various cultllres' perceptions , '( en route to national recognition. dizzy. Students leaned of certain drugs and oth- over, put the top of their ers' uses of them may be heads down on the end of discussed. This forum is By Tony Boczkowski a bat and spun around sp"onsored by the OADE four times before enter- and the Office of Minor- "W· alec polo! What the heck is that? ing the course. ity StudentAffairs. How do you get the horses in the Pogue said, "The Dis- The final two events pool?" . oriented Domer Dash were not planned by the These area couple of the typical state­ was just to have fun." OADE hO\yever, they are 'ments you: might hear from many Mid­ Students participated af- being promoted by them westerners at the mention of the sport. ter seeing flyers sent out as alcohol-free social ac- Water polo,is wpular on the east coast at by the OADE that said: tivities. On Friday, in an- both the high school and college levels. The "We double dog dare· ticipation of Halloween, greatestenthusiasm,- however, can be seen you!!" The top three Student Activities· has on the· west coast, especially in California teams were awarded planned a fre~ all-night where water polo is as big as basketball is in Champion Notre Dame scary movie·· marathon Indiana.· Iq many foreign countries, such as sweatshirts. entitled. "Fright. Night." Yugoslavia and Cuba, water polo is the national ~port. This aquatic sport may not :,.;1 thAlSSUO DonSv:edkoesFday, Fe~tured8re: Halloween. be widely: recognized in the Midwest, but it li:1 e . . .. .las orce Graveyard Shift. Friday II was on campus - not to the ·13th, Nightmare on is the fast~st growing sport in the country. arrest but to converse. Elm Street and Pet High schools and colleges are establishing 1,1I "Get To Know The Law . The desire to drink until you are drunk, especially if you drink alone,could Sematary.Th~ films be- programs across the country. ... - .; il Before The Law Gets To be the start of a serious problem. gin -at 11:30. p.m. in Water polci is plRyed in a pool of up to 3D - --f I Know You," featured Lafortutle'S" Balkoom. meters inlEmgtn. There are 14 players in the :: :1' j' representatives from the S.U.D.S. (Stop ability of mocktails and promoting party Halloween Night·letS C~611 Hall show pool at a,time, six field players and one - Ij! Underage Drinking and Sales) Task Force: planning assistance - so that everyone has off its ghastly and ghoUlish'effortsto con- goalie ~rteam .. There are four quarters in - - - I i! Sgt. Gregory Deitchley of thelndiana State beverage options:" . . vert a dorm into a house·:or-horrors. The a gaple. 'Because of the intensive nature of In 1989-90, Notre Dame placed fifth In the Midwest, losing only to Top 20 coast teams. This year, the Irish have the talent to duplicate such successes !,.I Excise Police and Sgt. James Moon of the There seems to be a growing number of door opens at8 p~m., btitbe·~ure to amve by the sport, each quarter is only six minutes .1 South Bend Police Department. students who do not drink alcohol, Pogue 9:3Dp.m. After that ihe line will be cut off. long. The.overall configuration of the under player/coaches Tony Boczkowskl, Joshua Schaffer and Joe Dummer. I The program presented a forum for com- said, as well as that "you'd be surprised at the Admission is a mininial ~~iirge of $2. playing area,resembles a soccer field with ity and strong legs to tread water throughout ofpoints .. This year the team is very optimis­ illi munication between the student body and number of young people who are recovering Throughout this week, theOADE s pro- distanc~ markers and goals at either end.· the game without any rest. tic. There are many talented, enthusiastic ii' the law. A question and answer session that alcoholics. One drink could really hurt vided students with sOcia).oPti.oris to enjoy The game is played much like basketball in On the whole, water polo is a fast-paced freshmen who are laying the groundwork for it: reviewed the students' rights and responsi- them. Why not have alternative beverages at without the influence· of alCohol. Observ- that th·e ball is passed around the perimeter, sport requiring quick thinking, dexterity, the team's future. This enthusiasm is re­ e hilities as well as theS.U.D.S. TaskForce's your parties?" he asked. . . ing National Collegiate Alc6h61 Aware- drive~~e·made to the goal and picks are set strength, good swimming ability and most of flected by being able to form a small Ii '. rights and responsibilities in their jobs. Also on Thursday evening a discussion is ness Week is irriporta~t;P6guesaid. to open up shots: -Water polo is made up of all, endurance. women's squad for the first time. These 1'1: "This gave S.U.D.S. the opportunity to ex- being held, "Cultural Differences in Under- "Drinking is a- problem on most college three types ofplayers: drivers, hole men and Notre Dame has always provided tough observations were proven valid two weeks 1:1: .. plain their side of the coin. They are just standing Addictions." The meeting will fo- campuses; including Notre Dame. We are goalies. Drivers pass around the perimeter competition for other Midwestern teams, but ago when Notre Dame travelled to Ohio for lill· doing their job as police officers. By en- cus on the importance of cultural differences no different than any other college. Wher- and are primary shooters. They play a has suffered the past couple of seasons from a tournament at Findlay University. The I:!, • . forcing alcoholic beverage laws they can in working with any ethnic group. Different . ever students drink to get drunk there is a pivotal role in the game's offense and are losses due to the graduation of key players. Irish took on Findlay, Ohio University and IiI! - _. eliminate some other important problems backgrounds and cultures can influence problem. We are here to help solve that characterized by leverage and pure 1989-90. was the last stellar season as Notre Michigan State and went 1-2 against them.

1 , - :: strength. Hole men make cuts to the goal Dame placed fifth overall in the Midwest, Team council member Bill Dardis com­ 1 like drunk driving and the violence and choices as well as opinions of others. One problem. And promoting awareness and I _ - _ vandalism sometimes associated -with in- group, whose drug of choice is cocaine, may alternatives to· drinking -are-the ways to do either to provide distractions on defense or and lost only to Top 20 east coast teams like mented, "OlE losses were disappointing, but Ii: - toxication," Pogue said. not understand another group's reliance on that." . 0 targets on offense. The goalie's role needs the University of Massachusetts, Boston it was our first tournament with a new core I':·no explanation. This position requires agil- College and Harvard; each by only a couple (continued on page 14) , .', ~ -..... ,/ , ~ • I ...... ~' ... ' • ~. : • ... '. • -. • ;., - • • •

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Movie: "The Butcher's Wife," 8:00 & Movie: "The Addams Family," 8:00 & Movie: "The Addams Family," ,8:00 & PlaDo Recital: Facu.1tY'Piano Recital Film: "Looking for Mr. Goodbar," 7:00 10:00 p.m., CuShing Auditorium, $2. 10:00 p.m., Cushing Auditorium, $2. 10:00 p.m., Cushing Auditorium, $2. with William Cerny;: Annenberg p.m., Snite, $2. li & Auditorium, Snite Museum of Art, ! Video Series: The African Video Series, Film: "Batman Returns," 7:15 9:45 Film: "Batman Retums~" 7:15 & 9:45 Film: "Jaguar," 9:00 p.m., Snite, $2. I, II 2:00p.m. Ii "New Gods" and "Exploitation," Mont­ p.m., Snite, $2. p.m., Snite, $2. Performance: National Shakespeare Wednesday 4 gomery Theater, LaFortune, 7:30 p.m. Forum: "Successful Aging," Tom Storytelling: "Ghouls and Ghosts, Spirits Company, "Comedy of mors," Lecture: Jorge Bustamante, Room 103, Lecture: "Privatization: Child of Failure Merluzzi and Cindy Bergeman, Room and Shadows," Snite, 10:30 a.m. Washingtion Hall, 8:00 p.m. Hesburgh Center fro International or Success?" William P. Glade, C-103 124, Center for Social Concerns, 12:15 Swimming: Notre Dame Men and Video Series: The Africans Video Series, Studies, 7:30 p.m. Hesburgh Center, 4:15p.m. p.m. Women vs. WestemOntario,Ro!fs "New Conflicts" and "In Search of Colloquium: "The Creation of Scientific Swimming: Notre Dame Relays, Rolfs AqUatic Center, 7:00p.m; . 2 Stability ," Montgomery Theater, Effects: Heinrich Hertz and Electrical Aquatic Center, 4:00 p.m. Hockey: Notre Damevs. Lake Superior LaFortune, 7:30 p.m. Waves," Jed Z Buchwald, Room 131 Hockey: Notre Dame vs. Lake State, JACC, 7:00 p.m. ,FUm: "Boudu Sav'ed From Drowning," Lecture: "Political Culture and the I, Decio Hall, 4:15 p.m. Superior State, JACC, 7:00 p.m. VoUeyball: Notre Dame Women vs. 7:00 p.m., Snite;$2. Stability of Democracy in Central Symposium: "The Future of Peace and Volleyball: Notre Dame Women vs. Butler, JACC, 7:30 ~J,I1. FUm: "Night ofthe Living Dead," 9:00 America: An Empirical Evaluation," ! : Security Studies in a Changing World," Evansville, JACC, 7:30 p.m. p.m., Snite,$2., ',' . Mitchell Selgson, Hesburgh Center, Auditorium, Hesburgh Center for Interna­ Performance: National Shakespeare 12:30 p.m. tional Studies, 3:00 to 5:30 p.m. Company, "Comedy of mors," Washing­ Volleyball: Notre Dame Women vs. Concert: Notre Dame Glee Club, ton Hall, 8:00 p.m. ' Michigan, JACC, 7:30 p.m. Washington Hall, 8:00 p.m. Soccer: Notre Dam~'vs. Miami (Ohio), Basketball: Notre Dame Men vs. Alumni Field, 7:00, p.m. Australians, JACC.

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'i ~ : • (continued from page 11) showing, by winning two of its three games. Dummer and goalie Tony Boczkowski. All of players and we took on some tough Ellen Sommerlad and Kristin Eggleston four came froni strong high s~hool programs teams." held a tough defense while Megan CicareIIi and, therefore, each has almost a decade of The above mentioned losses were to and Devita Hemmy were on fire on offense, experience on the'high school and college Michigan State and levels. ~:Schaffer and A hapless and Findlay (10-8 and 12-9, Boczkowski have been respectively), both of starters since the first hopeless Navy which have varsity status game of the fifth-ranked and place highly in the en squad collides 1989 team and have used Midwestern Collegiate this wisdom to coach this with seething Lou Championships. The year's squad. The vet­ Ohio University game, eran players have had Holtz and surging conversely, was utter de­ the experiences that pro­ struction in favor of the . vide a ,perspective on Notre Dame. Irish as Notre Dame won college sports that fresh­ • 23-3. mencomingoulof high Driver Chris O'Hara school could usually not By Kate Medeiros I said, "It's obvious we appreciate, right away. , I , I were a better team. All Namely, the older play­ ,I n October 31, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish will play the I the rookies got playing ers know that the college 0' time and our momentum game is rough. " , ,Unif¢d 'States Naval Academy Midshipmen in the 66th never stopped." This year's team has game of' aseries that beganinl927. The game will be held at This momentum was the heart mici conviction Giants:Stildhim in East Rutherford, New Jersey, in front of a initiated by drivers john to perform well in up­ capacity crowd of 76,090. Schultz, Ed Padinski, coming tournaments, the , Th,etwp ~eams me(lastseason at NotreDame Stadium when the Bill Dardis, Donald most. pivotal being the Irish co~sted to an easy win by shutting out the Midshipmen with Balhoff and Chris Water polo Is a contact sport that requires endurance, finesse, skill and MidweStern Regional afiiIal scoreof38~0. This was Notre Dame 's 28th consecutive win O'Hara. Someofthebest strength. Growing In popularity, It has begun to. hit the Midwest, ChampionshipS,in Ohio o~er NIl~y, ipa~ing the series record at 55-9-1. performances were by , h the east and west coast schools stili boast the best teams. on November 7. The top The'Midshipmen and third-year head coach George Chaump rookies Walter Morrisey, fout teams will goon to have a' 1;;10 record for the 1991 season that they would like to Brian Wood and Eric compete at the NCAA forget Ch'aump, who has been described as being "cautious" in his Schultz. Big Ten Championships approach toward the 1992 season, believes that they have a good Team captain Brian on November 14. chanceo! putting 1991 behind them. Coughlin sang the P I aye 0 il C h He believes th.at .,the overall experience and confidence of the praises of his teammates. rIc Dummer was asked to .team have. ~mproved in the past year. ,." "Walter comes from "We'reirilproved and we're stronger," he said. "At the same Fenwick High School in sum up his~o~ching phi­ losophywhi~h prOduces time, I think the"schedule we face is tougher than in recent years." Chicago. They· have a :Chaump's":preseason .hesitations have been verified as the very strong program. the in"ten.sespmt and ag- , gressiveiless of the team. Midshipirten have compiled a 1992 record of 0-6. He's a smart player.' N~vy 'will be looking to two key factors in its push toward Brian grew up playing Tci thi~·,:h"e: responded with .~:. &rin: ,,''There are victory over the Irish. The first key for Navy will be sophomore After going 1·10 In hl~ rookie 1991 campaign and so far water polo in California. no rules' ,in water polo, quarterbackJilll Kubiak. This is the first season in three years that In 1992, coaching at Navy has been nothing but nightmares He is very aggressive and for GeorgeChaump. only th,e~ferees trying Navy, hjiS turiied to an e~perienced throwing quarterback. 'i. has valuable experience; The 1992 squad is anchored by senior co-captains Chad Chatlos and toke~p, control of what Kubiak was starting quarterback midway through his freshman I Eric is one of our stron­ Eric McGowan. often beeomesmayhem season.' ,He completed 93 of his 154 attempts fot a total of 957 ge~t swimmers on the yards;~inciliding: tWo touchdowns. After some extensive spring Chatlos, a defensive back, led the Midshipmen in tackles last season team. He swam for the .in and out ohlle pool." with 106. He also led Navy with five interceptions and boasted the , " You can catch the Irish practices,' Chaump believes that Kubiak "has a better grasp of university last year. He quarterb.ack play." .' most playing time with 897 plays for the season. With his past can hold his own against waterpoio team in action experience, Chatlos will start .as the "anchor" back in Navy's new when it 'hosts the Notre The second key for Navy will be its revised defensive phi­ most opponents and has a losophy and new defensive coaching staff. defensive alignment. cannon for an arm." Dame Halloween Inv,ita­ "He's a very, very instinctive player. It's like he's in the tional this weekend. "Our players readily accepted the new defensive schemes. The There were also stellar performances by each with at least one hat trick per game. Game times are posted around the campus; big question is how much progress has been made in learning and quarterback's head," said safeties coach Ron Harris. many of the freshmen and tremendous im­ Notre Dame's young talent is shaped and Come and support one of Notre Dame's mastering the techniques of this new system," said Chaump. McGowen, a defensive end, was a leader on the special teams last provements in ability by Pat Keaney, Tim tempered by four seniors, all of whom are great, though unheralded, athletic traditions The new defensive coordinator, Greg McMackin, has a strategy year. McGowen can play either end slot using his good instincts and Tonini, J.B. Boyd and Patrick Miller. veteran war horses for the Irish: driver John as it makes its move toward national recog­ for the Midshipmen defense that boosted Utah to the top of the excellent range.

The women's squad gave a remarkable Schultz, hole men Joshua Schaffer and Joe nition.' ", ", I , 0 Western Athletic Conference in defense a year ago. Versatile junior tailback J ason Van Matre will be a key component (continued from page 11) showing, by winning two of its three games. Dummer and goalie Tony Boczkowski. All of players and we took on some tough Ellen Sommerlad and Kristin Eggleston four came froni strong high s~hool programs teams." held a tough defense while Megan CicareIIi and, therefore, each has almost a decade of The above mentioned losses were to and Devita Hemmy were on fire on offense, experience on the'high school and college Michigan State and levels. ~:Schaffer and A hapless and Findlay (10-8 and 12-9, Boczkowski have been respectively), both of starters since the first hopeless Navy which have varsity status game of the fifth-ranked and place highly in the en squad collides 1989 team and have used Midwestern Collegiate this wisdom to coach this with seething Lou Championships. The year's squad. The vet­ Ohio University game, eran players have had Holtz and surging conversely, was utter de­ the experiences that pro­ struction in favor of the . vide a ,perspective on Notre Dame. Irish as Notre Dame won college sports that fresh­ • 23-3. mencomingoulof high Driver Chris O'Hara school could usually not By Kate Medeiros I said, "It's obvious we appreciate, right away. , I , I were a better team. All Namely, the older play­ ,I n October 31, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish will play the I the rookies got playing ers know that the college 0' time and our momentum game is rough. " , ,Unif¢d 'States Naval Academy Midshipmen in the 66th never stopped." This year's team has game of' aseries that beganinl927. The game will be held at This momentum was the heart mici conviction Giants:Stildhim in East Rutherford, New Jersey, in front of a initiated by drivers john to perform well in up­ capacity crowd of 76,090. Schultz, Ed Padinski, coming tournaments, the , Th,etwp ~eams me(lastseason at NotreDame Stadium when the Bill Dardis, Donald most. pivotal being the Irish co~sted to an easy win by shutting out the Midshipmen with Balhoff and Chris Water polo Is a contact sport that requires endurance, finesse, skill and MidweStern Regional afiiIal scoreof38~0. This was Notre Dame 's 28th consecutive win O'Hara. Someofthebest strength. Growing In popularity, It has begun to. hit the Midwest, ChampionshipS,in Ohio o~er NIl~y, ipa~ing the series record at 55-9-1. performances were by , h the east and west coast schools stili boast the best teams. on November 7. The top The'Midshipmen and third-year head coach George Chaump rookies Walter Morrisey, fout teams will goon to have a' 1;;10 record for the 1991 season that they would like to Brian Wood and Eric compete at the NCAA forget Ch'aump, who has been described as being "cautious" in his Schultz. Big Ten Championships approach toward the 1992 season, believes that they have a good Team captain Brian on November 14. chanceo! putting 1991 behind them. Coughlin sang the P I aye 0 il C h He believes th.at .,the overall experience and confidence of the praises of his teammates. rIc Dummer was asked to .team have. ~mproved in the past year. ,." "Walter comes from "We'reirilproved and we're stronger," he said. "At the same Fenwick High School in sum up his~o~ching phi­ losophywhi~h prOduces time, I think the"schedule we face is tougher than in recent years." Chicago. They· have a :Chaump's":preseason .hesitations have been verified as the very strong program. the in"ten.sespmt and ag- , gressiveiless of the team. Midshipirten have compiled a 1992 record of 0-6. He's a smart player.' N~vy 'will be looking to two key factors in its push toward Brian grew up playing Tci thi~·,:h"e: responded with .~:. &rin: ,,''There are victory over the Irish. The first key for Navy will be sophomore After going 1·10 In hl~ rookie 1991 campaign and so far water polo in California. no rules' ,in water polo, quarterbackJilll Kubiak. This is the first season in three years that In 1992, coaching at Navy has been nothing but nightmares He is very aggressive and for GeorgeChaump. only th,e~ferees trying Navy, hjiS turiied to an e~perienced throwing quarterback. 'i. has valuable experience; The 1992 squad is anchored by senior co-captains Chad Chatlos and toke~p, control of what Kubiak was starting quarterback midway through his freshman I Eric is one of our stron­ Eric McGowan. often beeomesmayhem season.' ,He completed 93 of his 154 attempts fot a total of 957 ge~t swimmers on the yards;~inciliding: tWo touchdowns. After some extensive spring Chatlos, a defensive back, led the Midshipmen in tackles last season team. He swam for the .in and out ohlle pool." with 106. He also led Navy with five interceptions and boasted the , " You can catch the Irish practices,' Chaump believes that Kubiak "has a better grasp of university last year. He quarterb.ack play." .' most playing time with 897 plays for the season. With his past can hold his own against waterpoio team in action experience, Chatlos will start .as the "anchor" back in Navy's new when it 'hosts the Notre The second key for Navy will be its revised defensive phi­ most opponents and has a losophy and new defensive coaching staff. defensive alignment. cannon for an arm." Dame Halloween Inv,ita­ "He's a very, very instinctive player. It's like he's in the tional this weekend. "Our players readily accepted the new defensive schemes. The There were also stellar performances by each with at least one hat trick per game. Game times are posted around the campus; big question is how much progress has been made in learning and quarterback's head," said safeties coach Ron Harris. many of the freshmen and tremendous im­ Notre Dame's young talent is shaped and Come and support one of Notre Dame's mastering the techniques of this new system," said Chaump. McGowen, a defensive end, was a leader on the special teams last provements in ability by Pat Keaney, Tim tempered by four seniors, all of whom are great, though unheralded, athletic traditions The new defensive coordinator, Greg McMackin, has a strategy year. McGowen can play either end slot using his good instincts and Tonini, J.B. Boyd and Patrick Miller. veteran war horses for the Irish: driver John as it makes its move toward national recog­ for the Midshipmen defense that boosted Utah to the top of the excellent range.

The women's squad gave a remarkable Schultz, hole men Joshua Schaffer and Joe nition.' ", ", I , 0 Western Athletic Conference in defense a year ago. Versatile junior tailback J ason Van Matre will be a key component to a balanced offense. Van Matre was named the Most Valuable Kuberski. Kuberski, a dominant perfonner, is a superb defender. Player in Navy's only win last year against Army by score of24-3. His size and excellent quickness enable him to make big plays. He played both quarterback and tailback in the game against Army, "He's a keen competitor and the move from outside to inside showing his true overall athletic ability. He rushed for 89 yards and didn't seem to bother him. We're looking for him to continue to a touchdown on 25 carries; completed his only pass for twelve yards make that big play for us," said defensive line coach Denny Murphy. and caught five passes for 38 yards in that game. Sophomore defensive back Chris Hart will alsbbe keyin Navy's Sophomore wide receiver Tom Pritchard led the Midshipmen in defense. . :'receiving last year with 35 catches for 569 yards, including two "He's extremely quick and a natural leader. He has great reaction . touchdowns. His 35 receptions is a freshman Navy record. He will to his reads and is quick to break to the ball," s~id safeties coach by J. Bradley, Keck form, they have chosen a song about how Up and Coming be either the primary or secondary receiver in each and every Navy Harris. rosy the world has become sung by a bunch passing play. c' Head coach George Chaump has been successf~rat every level on OW wasbrcik? Like I care anyway. of fairy men (wimps) running around (pre­ Senior fullback Duke Ingraham will also be a key component of ·· which he has coached. In the seventeen years he'pas been coaching H Youknow, sometimes I wish I didn't tending to be what they aren't) in drag. Gallagher, tomorrow to next Sunday at Navy's offense. A real workhorse, Ingraham is a rugged runner and on both the collegiate and high school levels, lie has a winning have to come back; the Star Plaza ... Mickey Gilley, Sunday at very effective in certain offensive alignments. percentage of .683. In January of 1990, Chaumpwas appointed the Mondflymoming was a good example of America's Pastime the Paramount Arts Center ... Ned's Atomic Sophomore tight end Kevin Hickman is one of the best tight end 33rd head football coach at the United States Naval Academy. why this place icall home drives me to the Dustbin with Das EFX, Sunday at the prospects the Midshipmen have had in the past decade. Hickman is He came to Navy after being very successful at both Marshall Metro ... Gilligan's Island the Musical, edge of insanity. 'I had,to leave my car at Of all the issues being tossed around this described by coaches as "an old fashioned football player who has University and Indiana University of Pennsylvania, where he won home after break because some repairs starting November 4 at the Organic Theater a knack for getting open." Hickman is not only a tenacious runner, conference championships as head coach. .Chaump also hils a election one of the most important issues ... Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey didn't get finished last week. My parents pertaining to life in America has yet to be but his size, strength and good hands also make him a top competitor national championship under his belt as an assi~tant coach at Ohio loaned me bile of their cars and were going Circus, November 4-15 at the Rosemont for opponents with a soft secondary. State. Chaump's overall collegiate coaching record for lOseasons examined. This issue is so important it could Horizon and November 17-29 at Chicago ,to switchvehicl~s with me the weekeng of drastically alter the integrity and image of Steve Palmer,seniorcenter, is one of Navy's most effective is 63-48~2. His overall record as a head coach o.n both the collegiate the Boston ,CoUege game. I had done this Stadium ... David Copperfield, November offensive linemen. Palmer, who started in ten of the eleven games and high school levels is 126-58-2. ...'. ,', ; ., America. No party has produced a plan 7 and 8 at the Chicago Theatre ... A once before a; couple of years ago, and I devising a way to rejuvenate baseball in in the .1991 season, is described as one of the strongest offensive Navy has some strong piayers and strategies;':but.wi~ the Irish knew I had ,to register the second car with Christmas Carol, November 13 to January linemen Navy has ever had. America. First, the Seattle Mariners were looking to maintain their position in theranking~,:this' is an op­ Parking services. (The university has us~d 3 at the Goodman Theatre ... Benson and· Navy. will be looking to a strong defense to hold back Irish portunity for Notre Dame to pullout all the stQps arid toy with an purchased bya Japanese company. Then, Hedges: Blues and Rhythm with Freddie me as a coffer-filling vessel many times 10 Team U.S.A. lost the Olympic gold medal quarterback Rick Mirer, his running backs, his receivers and his undersized, underskilled competitor. It is also atime; however, for the past.'You too?) '. .. Jackson, Meli'sa Morgan and Najee, No­ huge offensive line.· . to Cuba. Third, the Toronto Blue Jays Irish starters to get a breather ,.as .ithe big one" agai,nst'an undefeated On my way to the parking lot Monday, I vember 12 at the Chicago Theatre ... The Chatlos will have help. from senior defensive tackle Robert Boston Colle e team is 'ust one week awa . . . ' .. 0 become champions of the world with no Nutcracker, December 11-30 at the Arie planedtQgefmy parking pass right after Canadians and six non-Americans on the class. WeU;after my second class and only Crown Theatre. At the Movies: Rampage, team. Mom, apple pie, baseball and by the creator of The Exorcist, William three hoW:so.n campus, what did I find on my Chevrolet. We already know what has car but a parI9ng ticket for $50. You think Friedkin ... The Lover, based on the Mar­ MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK happened to the American family and guerite Durasnovel ... MalcolmX'srelease security wouiqhave something better to do, Chevrolet, and now baseball is going to the considering. that not once, but twic~ when date moved up to November 18. In the " . birds. What is left? Apple Pie? McDonalds record stores Tuesday: Bon Jovi, Ice Cube, I we dfoppedoff Scholastic this semester at i, .. even makes those. The The, Ned's Atomic Dustbin; The Orb .. - the main 'circle guard booth, the officer on ;. ' duty was; sJ~p~'ng. Our parking fines and and EMF. ~ i: tuition. at work ,. ~.' :i i '. ,Conservative? WVFITOPTEN . " From theEisenhow~r era to the present 1. Soul Asylum - 3 song EP - Better than the rest .of the album. , election" the. poIftical'parties have been us­ 1_ ing Broadway show tunes to define their 2. Various - Afternoon Delight - Lovely from SUB POP. candidates ~ridplatfonns. Eisenhower used 3. Daisy Chainsaw - Eleventeen - Dude, ye '11 jes splode yer head. Irving~B~riin 's "We Like Ike," written two 4. Sugar - Helpless EP - Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bo? ... years befcirehe deeide,d to run for President. 5. Sonic Youth - Dirty - I really like Daydream NatIon. Aiid who can forget Kennedy's adoption of "Camelot" as the administration's anthem. 6. Grifters- So Happy Together- As usual, genius is frightening. Kevin Pendergast: Pendergast, a senior from Simsbury, CT, led The Bush ticket also has a song. "The Best 7. Various - Kill Rock Stars ,-Bands you should love. Julie Vogel: Vogel, a freshman from Cincinnati, OH,led the of Times" was played at the Republican the Notre Dame men's soccer team to victory when he scored a Notre Dame women's soccer team to a win- over LaSalle last 8. Hell No _. Skin Job - How hard do you feel? goal against BYU last Friday. The Irish downed the Cougars by convention and has also been played at many, 9. Mr. T. Experience - Milk Milk Lemonade - They love you. Friday. The Irish downed LaSalle by a score of 4-0 .. Vogel. personal appearances by the candidates. a score of 4-1. Pendergast also scored a goal against Loyola on scored two of the four goals for Notre Dame. Freshman Ragen 10. Shiny Beast - Shiny Beast - Genius. The song was one of the big hits from La October 14 before the game was discontinued for lightning. Coyne assisted Vogel on her first goal. This Irish win improves Cage QUX Folies. What an insightful choice When the match was continued last Monday, the Irish lost3~2. the team's record in the MCC to 4-0 .. -Joe Cannon by the Republicans. To reflect their plat- to a balanced offense. Van Matre was named the Most Valuable Kuberski. Kuberski, a dominant perfonner, is a superb defender. Player in Navy's only win last year against Army by score of24-3. His size and excellent quickness enable him to make big plays. He played both quarterback and tailback in the game against Army, "He's a keen competitor and the move from outside to inside showing his true overall athletic ability. He rushed for 89 yards and didn't seem to bother him. We're looking for him to continue to a touchdown on 25 carries; completed his only pass for twelve yards make that big play for us," said defensive line coach Denny Murphy. and caught five passes for 38 yards in that game. Sophomore defensive back Chris Hart will alsbbe keyin Navy's Sophomore wide receiver Tom Pritchard led the Midshipmen in defense. . :'receiving last year with 35 catches for 569 yards, including two "He's extremely quick and a natural leader. He has great reaction . touchdowns. His 35 receptions is a freshman Navy record. He will to his reads and is quick to break to the ball," s~id safeties coach by J. Bradley, Keck form, they have chosen a song about how Up and Coming be either the primary or secondary receiver in each and every Navy Harris. rosy the world has become sung by a bunch passing play. c' Head coach George Chaump has been successf~rat every level on OW wasbrcik? Like I care anyway. of fairy men (wimps) running around (pre­ Senior fullback Duke Ingraham will also be a key component of ·· which he has coached. In the seventeen years he'pas been coaching H Youknow, sometimes I wish I didn't tending to be what they aren't) in drag. Gallagher, tomorrow to next Sunday at Navy's offense. A real workhorse, Ingraham is a rugged runner and on both the collegiate and high school levels, lie has a winning have to come back; the Star Plaza ... Mickey Gilley, Sunday at very effective in certain offensive alignments. percentage of .683. In January of 1990, Chaumpwas appointed the Mondflymoming was a good example of America's Pastime the Paramount Arts Center ... Ned's Atomic Sophomore tight end Kevin Hickman is one of the best tight end 33rd head football coach at the United States Naval Academy. why this place icall home drives me to the Dustbin with Das EFX, Sunday at the prospects the Midshipmen have had in the past decade. Hickman is He came to Navy after being very successful at both Marshall Metro ... Gilligan's Island the Musical, edge of insanity. 'I had,to leave my car at Of all the issues being tossed around this described by coaches as "an old fashioned football player who has University and Indiana University of Pennsylvania, where he won home after break because some repairs starting November 4 at the Organic Theater a knack for getting open." Hickman is not only a tenacious runner, conference championships as head coach. .Chaump also hils a election one of the most important issues ... Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey didn't get finished last week. My parents pertaining to life in America has yet to be but his size, strength and good hands also make him a top competitor national championship under his belt as an assi~tant coach at Ohio loaned me bile of their cars and were going Circus, November 4-15 at the Rosemont for opponents with a soft secondary. State. Chaump's overall collegiate coaching record for lOseasons examined. This issue is so important it could Horizon and November 17-29 at Chicago ,to switchvehicl~s with me the weekeng of drastically alter the integrity and image of Steve Palmer,seniorcenter, is one of Navy's most effective is 63-48~2. His overall record as a head coach o.n both the collegiate the Boston ,CoUege game. I had done this Stadium ... David Copperfield, November offensive linemen. Palmer, who started in ten of the eleven games and high school levels is 126-58-2. ...'. ,', ; ., America. No party has produced a plan 7 and 8 at the Chicago Theatre ... A once before a; couple of years ago, and I devising a way to rejuvenate baseball in in the .1991 season, is described as one of the strongest offensive Navy has some strong piayers and strategies;':but.wi~ the Irish knew I had ,to register the second car with Christmas Carol, November 13 to January linemen Navy has ever had. America. First, the Seattle Mariners were looking to maintain their position in theranking~,:this' is an op­ Parking services. (The university has us~d 3 at the Goodman Theatre ... Benson and· Navy. will be looking to a strong defense to hold back Irish portunity for Notre Dame to pullout all the stQps arid toy with an purchased bya Japanese company. Then, Hedges: Blues and Rhythm with Freddie me as a coffer-filling vessel many times 10 Team U.S.A. lost the Olympic gold medal quarterback Rick Mirer, his running backs, his receivers and his undersized, underskilled competitor. It is also atime; however, for the past.'You too?) '. .. Jackson, Meli'sa Morgan and Najee, No­ huge offensive line.· . to Cuba. Third, the Toronto Blue Jays Irish starters to get a breather ,.as .ithe big one" agai,nst'an undefeated On my way to the parking lot Monday, I vember 12 at the Chicago Theatre ... The Chatlos will have help. from senior defensive tackle Robert Boston Colle e team is 'ust one week awa . . . ' .. 0 become champions of the world with no Nutcracker, December 11-30 at the Arie planedtQgefmy parking pass right after Canadians and six non-Americans on the class. WeU;after my second class and only Crown Theatre. At the Movies: Rampage, team. Mom, apple pie, baseball and by the creator of The Exorcist, William three hoW:so.n campus, what did I find on my Chevrolet. We already know what has car but a parI9ng ticket for $50. You think Friedkin ... The Lover, based on the Mar­ MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK happened to the American family and guerite Durasnovel ... MalcolmX'srelease security wouiqhave something better to do, Chevrolet, and now baseball is going to the considering. that not once, but twic~ when date moved up to November 18. In the " . birds. What is left? Apple Pie? McDonalds record stores Tuesday: Bon Jovi, Ice Cube, I we dfoppedoff Scholastic this semester at i, .. even makes those. The The, Ned's Atomic Dustbin; The Orb .. - the main 'circle guard booth, the officer on ;. ' duty was; sJ~p~'ng. Our parking fines and and EMF. ~ i: tuition. at work ,. ~.' :i i '. ,Conservative? WVFITOPTEN . " From theEisenhow~r era to the present 1. Soul Asylum - 3 song EP - Better than the rest .of the album. , election" the. poIftical'parties have been us­ 1_ ing Broadway show tunes to define their 2. Various - Afternoon Delight - Lovely from SUB POP. candidates ~ridplatfonns. Eisenhower used 3. Daisy Chainsaw - Eleventeen - Dude, ye '11 jes splode yer head. Irving~B~riin 's "We Like Ike," written two 4. Sugar - Helpless EP - Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bo? ... years befcirehe deeide,d to run for President. 5. Sonic Youth - Dirty - I really like Daydream NatIon. Aiid who can forget Kennedy's adoption of "Camelot" as the administration's anthem. 6. Grifters- So Happy Together- As usual, genius is frightening. Kevin Pendergast: Pendergast, a senior from Simsbury, CT, led The Bush ticket also has a song. "The Best 7. Various - Kill Rock Stars ,-Bands you should love. Julie Vogel: Vogel, a freshman from Cincinnati, OH,led the of Times" was played at the Republican the Notre Dame men's soccer team to victory when he scored a Notre Dame women's soccer team to a win- over LaSalle last 8. Hell No _. Skin Job - How hard do you feel? goal against BYU last Friday. The Irish downed the Cougars by convention and has also been played at many, 9. Mr. T. Experience - Milk Milk Lemonade - They love you. Friday. The Irish downed LaSalle by a score of 4-0 .. Vogel. personal appearances by the candidates. a score of 4-1. Pendergast also scored a goal against Loyola on scored two of the four goals for Notre Dame. Freshman Ragen 10. Shiny Beast - Shiny Beast - Genius. The song was one of the big hits from La October 14 before the game was discontinued for lightning. Coyne assisted Vogel on her first goal. This Irish win improves Cage QUX Folies. What an insightful choice When the match was continued last Monday, the Irish lost3~2. the team's record in the MCC to 4-0 .. -Joe Cannon by the Republicans. To reflect their plat- 4 II I "tI l!

i i album shows a new side of this blonde !, "I (usually) wonder. Although elements It of many of Madonna's old songs are II evident in this album, you will not find any II snappy dance tunes. If anything, the songs if Ii on Erotica are more mellow than her previ­ Ii t; ous albums; they are ala similar pace with ',by Ken Osgood the songs onJ'mBreathless from the movie' il hen I told my friends I was staying in I, Dick Tracy~ The music)s slower, almost W sultry, and somewhat mysterious., South Bend for break, everyone Ii w h i c h I' The song "Bye Bye Baby"features Ma­ knew what it meant: a week'()f excruciating features 11 donna with her "little gfrl" voice singing a boredom. Little did I know the absence of a short jog iJ:l i! songs such sad love song. "Deeper arid Deeper" copies my fellow dbmerswould work to my ad- all pblyester Ii as the title vantage.lwa,sn'tsurprisedwhenthemovie duds for me to Ii the rhythm of the song""Vogue," but also Ii t r a c k features a Spanish guitar. _ people called for my roommate to use as an break into a sweat. :1 "Erotica, " extra on the set of Rudy-he had grown his She looked me over, II Both "Thief of Hearts?' arid "Words" actu­ "Fever," ally portray Madonna's true singing ability. hair and sirlebumsall seventies-like and nodded in approval, handed "Deeper and looked perfectly ,grungy enough to be a me a jacket made of polyester, Ii Her voice fInally comes, through in these II Deeper" and songs and the bass line.is subdued. The Domerin the,disco era. I regretted to inform and sent me to get my hair done. Ii "Bad Girl." Un­ Cliuissa, the "extras lady," that he was away I was sure the hair-lady wouldn't :1 songs are slightly reminiscent of her Like A i> fortunately, despite i Prayer album. They are lighter and more on break, but rejoiced to inform her of my touch my hair, which I had taken such pains Madonna's efforts to upbeat than some of thepther songs on this av~ilability • She agreed and told me to bring to part down the middle. To my surprise she I (rjY be the mistress/BOY TOY album., Besides soundirigmorelike the old three changes of clothing and shoes'; and to took a gigantic brush, pounded away at my make it the , ,'of pop rock, it is this over- Madonna, they feature her, typical, catchy showup ,at the JACC atq:45 a.m. scalp for 30 seconds, covered me in hair gr~test display of back " powering bass line which may lyrics like "What she's done is a crime/She's 1 wokei'up'at6:00, excited and anxious. I: spray,and sent me on my way. It was 8:30. in the history of cinema! be the biggest detriment of this al­ a thief of hearts," that get'stuckln'your head dug out' my Village People costume and a I was ready for action. I detoured, to the I was placed with a few other extras and bum. and you end up singing all day. few turtle necks, parted my hair down the bathroom for a moment to check out my get- instructed to look excited. When the direc­ As an album, the fourteen tracks on , My favorite song, however, is "Rain." middle, and raced to the set. A van picked up before making my fIlm debut. I stared tor yells "Roll sound!" we should be quiet. L Erotica seem to run together as one ongoing Although Madonna' s voit~eis much quieter, me iilid' numerous other ' into the mirror in disbe- When the director yells "Background!" we By Patricia Doyle song of rhythmic motion with Madonna's this haunting ballad i~ the ,b:estsong on the extr~': uplin~ took us to ,lief. Hair splattered ,should pretend to make conversation and act i voice as an accompaniment. Her lyrics take album. This love song' compar~s rain and the backci60r Of South across my forehead, energetic~ When the director yells "Ac~ , 'ErotiC, Erotic, Put your hands all over: a backseat to the music and special effects thunderstorms to waiting Jo~ a lost love to Dining HalL: Men and tight fitting bell-bot- tion!" we should not ask the lead stars for my body," echoes the pulsating included on this album. In Madonna's at­ return as the melody ,drifts through your women with walkie-talk- tomed pants, a cream their autographs. rhythm of Madonna's new album Erotica. tempt to thrill the world with her sexuality, head.' ,", ies, leather jacketS, base- shirt with brown dia- When we were fIrst placed it was 10 This album has been released at the same As if this album wasn'tunusual.enough, ball caps,' qlipboards and monds-1looked like a 0' clock. For the next eight hours, excepting " time as her controversial new book, and Sex, Madonna also throws :in~er:a:ttempt at rap. portable, ph ()J:les' were physics professor! a tasty dining hall box lunch, we did the compliments Madonna's ever-questionable In the song "Did YOIi'Do,It?~~,;she is ac­ scattered ad'oss'the park- I met with the samethingoverandbveragain. !introduced but intriguing style. companied by 'Mark' Qooqman and Dave ing 10.1:1 Wasdirected to other extras, was in- myself to thesamegirl,shook hands with the Without even listening to the album, its Murphy; Although .it :ls (good effort, it wardrobe where the structed to be quiet ' same guy, and grabbed the same flier every sleeve sets the tone. Although the cover doesn't fIt in with the rest ()f the album and clothes 1 broughtwere in- when on the set, and was take. At the director's exclamation, "That's features only a close-up ofMadonna~s face, reaIIy does not, seem to lUlve, a point. If spected. t wa's:directed to sent to the set for place- a print!" Ijumped for joy. I could tear off my the back of the album displays her mouth MadonIla was a rap~tist and featured other change in Soud! Dining ment. We were lined up polyester, bake some tater tots,'and take a surgically attached to someone's toe and rappers as guests,things, i:nJght be differe~t, Hall and,.ll'eturnfor the for selection. Three di- hot shower. contains photographs of Madonna playing but Queen Latifa:h she js'not. -,". head,cos'tuin¢'person's rectortypes walked by I headed for the dressing room tired and with a whip, tied up and just acting as her Despite the differei'ices int~is)iIbum from approv~t J sklppedoff in us, inspecting our hair exhausted. As I changed back into my street sensual self. her past work, it is'stjll one hundred percent a hurry;:clianged"and re- and costumes and clothes, a cloud of sadness hovered over me. From the onset, the tone of this album is Madonna. The same bass line that nearly turned as instrllcted;"You ' ' Extras on the set of Rudy picked groups of three I was in the movies! It was too much fun to clearly sex. The opening lines of the fIrst drowns her out also luies you to continue can't wear THAT!" a woman dressed in all or four and sent them to be placed. When 1 be over. Will 1 get to come back? Will I be song, "Erotica," are: "Erotica, romance/My listening. There is a mysticism that' exists black barked. "Wear something else.' wasn't one of the fIrst chosen, I was certain able to don a cool 70's outfit again? I can name is Dita/I'll be your mistress tonite/l'd because the lyrics and music intertwine and HURRY!" I looked around me in dismay. I would be placed as far away from the main only dream. like to put you in a trance." This same idea become one line that pulls you through the ' What did I do? A costume assistant hurried action as possible. To my surprise, I was They say everyone gets their five minutes permeates the rest of the songs on the album. it seems as though she has forgotten that she whole album; Although I was slightly dis­ over to me, threw me some blue bell-bot- placed right behind the star! Sean Asten in the spotlight. Well, I got my fIrst 45 The album starts out with a throbbing and is a singer. , appointed with the album as a whole, it does' ' toms and a perfectly hideous cream and (Rudy) would walk right behind me!! I seconds, and it was great. unceasing bass line, indicative of the sexual For -those who liked, Madonna for' her feature some good songs and it is worth the brown shirt and sentme off to change again. would be seen by millions of people across The film Rudy will be filmed throughout overtones throughout the entire album funky pop music with a dance beat, this time to listen to it. ' 0 Iran back to the dressing room, changed and the world!!! Well, notme exactly. Or rather, the campus for the rest of the fall. 0 rushed back to the costume lady. It took only not all of me. Actually, just my back. But 1 4 II I "tI l!

i i album shows a new side of this blonde !, "I (usually) wonder. Although elements It of many of Madonna's old songs are II evident in this album, you will not find any II snappy dance tunes. If anything, the songs if Ii on Erotica are more mellow than her previ­ Ii t; ous albums; they are ala similar pace with ',by Ken Osgood the songs onJ'mBreathless from the movie' il hen I told my friends I was staying in I, Dick Tracy~ The music)s slower, almost W sultry, and somewhat mysterious., South Bend for break, everyone Ii w h i c h I' The song "Bye Bye Baby"features Ma­ knew what it meant: a week'()f excruciating features 11 donna with her "little gfrl" voice singing a boredom. Little did I know the absence of a short jog iJ:l i! songs such sad love song. "Deeper arid Deeper" copies my fellow dbmerswould work to my ad- all pblyester Ii as the title vantage.lwa,sn'tsurprisedwhenthemovie duds for me to Ii the rhythm of the song""Vogue," but also Ii t r a c k features a Spanish guitar. _ people called for my roommate to use as an break into a sweat. :1 "Erotica, " extra on the set of Rudy-he had grown his She looked me over, II Both "Thief of Hearts?' arid "Words" actu­ "Fever," ally portray Madonna's true singing ability. hair and sirlebumsall seventies-like and nodded in approval, handed "Deeper and looked perfectly ,grungy enough to be a me a jacket made of polyester, Ii Her voice fInally comes, through in these II Deeper" and songs and the bass line.is subdued. The Domerin the,disco era. I regretted to inform and sent me to get my hair done. Ii "Bad Girl." Un­ Cliuissa, the "extras lady," that he was away I was sure the hair-lady wouldn't :1 songs are slightly reminiscent of her Like A i> fortunately, despite i Prayer album. They are lighter and more on break, but rejoiced to inform her of my touch my hair, which I had taken such pains Madonna's efforts to upbeat than some of thepther songs on this av~ilability • She agreed and told me to bring to part down the middle. To my surprise she I (rjY be the mistress/BOY TOY album., Besides soundirigmorelike the old three changes of clothing and shoes'; and to took a gigantic brush, pounded away at my make it the , ,'of pop rock, it is this over- Madonna, they feature her, typical, catchy showup ,at the JACC atq:45 a.m. scalp for 30 seconds, covered me in hair gr~test display of back " powering bass line which may lyrics like "What she's done is a crime/She's 1 wokei'up'at6:00, excited and anxious. I: spray,and sent me on my way. It was 8:30. in the history of cinema! be the biggest detriment of this al­ a thief of hearts," that get'stuckln'your head dug out' my Village People costume and a I was ready for action. I detoured, to the I was placed with a few other extras and bum. and you end up singing all day. few turtle necks, parted my hair down the bathroom for a moment to check out my get- instructed to look excited. When the direc­ As an album, the fourteen tracks on , My favorite song, however, is "Rain." middle, and raced to the set. A van picked up before making my fIlm debut. I stared tor yells "Roll sound!" we should be quiet. L Erotica seem to run together as one ongoing Although Madonna' s voit~eis much quieter, me iilid' numerous other ' into the mirror in disbe- When the director yells "Background!" we By Patricia Doyle song of rhythmic motion with Madonna's this haunting ballad i~ the ,b:estsong on the extr~': uplin~ took us to ,lief. Hair splattered ,should pretend to make conversation and act i voice as an accompaniment. Her lyrics take album. This love song' compar~s rain and the backci60r Of South across my forehead, energetic~ When the director yells "Ac~ , 'ErotiC, Erotic, Put your hands all over: a backseat to the music and special effects thunderstorms to waiting Jo~ a lost love to Dining HalL: Men and tight fitting bell-bot- tion!" we should not ask the lead stars for my body," echoes the pulsating included on this album. In Madonna's at­ return as the melody ,drifts through your women with walkie-talk- tomed pants, a cream their autographs. rhythm of Madonna's new album Erotica. tempt to thrill the world with her sexuality, head.' ,", ies, leather jacketS, base- shirt with brown dia- When we were fIrst placed it was 10 This album has been released at the same As if this album wasn'tunusual.enough, ball caps,' qlipboards and monds-1looked like a 0' clock. For the next eight hours, excepting " time as her controversial new book, and Sex, Madonna also throws :in~er:a:ttempt at rap. portable, ph ()J:les' were physics professor! a tasty dining hall box lunch, we did the compliments Madonna's ever-questionable In the song "Did YOIi'Do,It?~~,;she is ac­ scattered ad'oss'the park- I met with the samethingoverandbveragain. !introduced but intriguing style. companied by 'Mark' Qooqman and Dave ing 10.1:1 Wasdirected to other extras, was in- myself to thesamegirl,shook hands with the Without even listening to the album, its Murphy; Although .it :ls (good effort, it wardrobe where the structed to be quiet ' same guy, and grabbed the same flier every sleeve sets the tone. Although the cover doesn't fIt in with the rest ()f the album and clothes 1 broughtwere in- when on the set, and was take. At the director's exclamation, "That's features only a close-up ofMadonna~s face, reaIIy does not, seem to lUlve, a point. If spected. t wa's:directed to sent to the set for place- a print!" Ijumped for joy. I could tear off my the back of the album displays her mouth MadonIla was a rap~tist and featured other change in Soud! Dining ment. We were lined up polyester, bake some tater tots,'and take a surgically attached to someone's toe and rappers as guests,things, i:nJght be differe~t, Hall and,.ll'eturnfor the for selection. Three di- hot shower. contains photographs of Madonna playing but Queen Latifa:h she js'not. -,". head,cos'tuin¢'person's rectortypes walked by I headed for the dressing room tired and with a whip, tied up and just acting as her Despite the differei'ices int~is)iIbum from approv~t J sklppedoff in us, inspecting our hair exhausted. As I changed back into my street sensual self. her past work, it is'stjll one hundred percent a hurry;:clianged"and re- and costumes and clothes, a cloud of sadness hovered over me. From the onset, the tone of this album is Madonna. The same bass line that nearly turned as instrllcted;"You ' ' Extras on the set of Rudy picked groups of three I was in the movies! It was too much fun to clearly sex. The opening lines of the fIrst drowns her out also luies you to continue can't wear THAT!" a woman dressed in all or four and sent them to be placed. When 1 be over. Will 1 get to come back? Will I be song, "Erotica," are: "Erotica, romance/My listening. There is a mysticism that' exists black barked. "Wear something else.' wasn't one of the fIrst chosen, I was certain able to don a cool 70's outfit again? I can name is Dita/I'll be your mistress tonite/l'd because the lyrics and music intertwine and HURRY!" I looked around me in dismay. I would be placed as far away from the main only dream. like to put you in a trance." This same idea become one line that pulls you through the ' What did I do? A costume assistant hurried action as possible. To my surprise, I was They say everyone gets their five minutes permeates the rest of the songs on the album. it seems as though she has forgotten that she whole album; Although I was slightly dis­ over to me, threw me some blue bell-bot- placed right behind the star! Sean Asten in the spotlight. Well, I got my fIrst 45 The album starts out with a throbbing and is a singer. , appointed with the album as a whole, it does' ' toms and a perfectly hideous cream and (Rudy) would walk right behind me!! I seconds, and it was great. unceasing bass line, indicative of the sexual For -those who liked, Madonna for' her feature some good songs and it is worth the brown shirt and sentme off to change again. would be seen by millions of people across The film Rudy will be filmed throughout overtones throughout the entire album funky pop music with a dance beat, this time to listen to it. ' 0 Iran back to the dressing room, changed and the world!!! Well, notme exactly. Or rather, the campus for the rest of the fall. 0 rushed back to the costume lady. It took only not all of me. Actually, just my back. But 1 c

News of the Bizarre frOID the Nation's Universities Knows.Best reports that the class will "provide students with an understanding NOT THE CHOICE OF nisceCabout the most memorable mother of Bundy may be a little too unrealistic, she is of various catastrophic situations and their impacts on families and \ ByJoseph Laur THIS GENERATION individuals." Don't you think most of the students already under­ the 1970's, Carol Brady of The Brady a symbol of what happens when mothers stand the impact of the hurricane? After all, their first semester H I GEORGE! Bunch. While everybody knows that Carol neglect their, children and teach them no Coca-Cola lovers at Penn State Harrrisburg have resorted finals have already been cancelled. Maybe'it's nottoo.late for a - One of the mostimportant topics of was a lovely lady who brought up three very values. to "smuggling" Coca-Cola on campus since the administration tornado to hit the Midwest ' the 1992 Presidentiill campaign has been lovely (except for Jan) girls, few people With the uncertainty that lies ahead, who made Pepsi the official drink. No, the administration did not family values. This topic has repeatedly realize how she changed the way mothers knows which TV mother of the 1990s will suddenly decide that it liked Pepsi's taste better; they made the 'FLIPPING OUT' ABOUT THE BAND beenbrough~'up by George Bush and de­ were portrayed on TV. Carol was the ideal live on in the hearts of Americans. Murphy switch after Pepsi donated $14 million dollars to the school. Under fended by Bill Clinton. Unless you've lived mother with one notable exception: she Brown has a head start, but most of the 'ina cave or depended solely on The Ob­ needed a maid to cook and keep the house in decade still remains. For all we know, in the new agreement, all beverages sold on campus must be Pepsi We're all familiar with the rigorous requirements one products. Student polls show that Coke is preferred over Pepsi by server for neWS during the past six months, order. For the first time on TV, a mother 1994, NBC might run the sitcom The must meet to be the Notre Dame leprechaun: boundless energy, the Vice-President Dan Quayle even went so far needed help in raising her children, a trend Dancing Mom, featuring Cindy Crawford as a 2 to 1 ratio. One distressed administrator, who confesses to ability to grow a full beard, and the strength to qo all those push­ drinking three liters of Coke a day, thinks there should be a "Coca­ as to say'that many TV shows, such as that has continued since then. Carol still a single mother of 2.3 children who dances ups. Penn State has such tough standards, not for their Nittany Lion Murphy Brown, mock traditional family took time out of her busy (what did she do?) on tables at night to support her family. In Cola anonymous" on campus to help Coke-lovers deal with the but for their drum major. In order to lead the Blue Band into stress. For now, however, he is adjusting by importing a case each values." ,_' schedule to teach her children valuable les­ 1995, Fox may show the drama OhPattyf, in performance, a drum major must accomplish ~ree key things: do week of the "contraband" Coke into his office. I was, personally offended that the VP sons about life, but she was definitely no which the VP of Student Affairs at a private well in the interview, pass a three-part test of conducting skills, and would insult TV because i'vebeen a life­ June Cleaver, even if she could make Alice college in the Midwest acts as the mother of perform a front flip. The front flip is apparently a tradition for the STANFORD CHEF FOLLOWS NO long fan of TV . I grew up with TV. I live bake delicious chocolate chip cookies. the school, wielding a corn dog in one hand drum major, and one of the band directors-admits a lot of being with TV. Dan Quayle, you are notTV. I will The 1980s featured an abundance of and a belt in the other. Or, in 1997, CBS may FOODSERVICES' LEAD chosen as drum major "rides on the ability to do the front flip." continue to niakeTV a vital part of my life, memorable TV moms, ranging from Claire run the Diane English program, Designing Glad to hear they put so much emphasis on the music. How about even as I get older and busier, and I strongly Huxtable of The Cosby Show to Angela Clinton, in which the newly divorced ex­ The StanfordDailyreports that an executive chef has taken leaving the gymnastics for the cheerleaders? recommend heavy TV viewing to each and Bowers of Who's The Boss? and Peggy wife of the ex-President leaves the law pro­ over control of one of their dining halls, promising to improve both everyone. However, the VP's comments Bundy ofMarried... With Children. Some fession to work with the children whose' the food and service. The chef, who is a graduate of the Culinary STOP THIEF! got me thinking about how family values argue that Claire was the most notable TV futures have been destroyed by her ex-hus­ Institute of America and an author, is the first person hired by have been presented on TV historically, mom of the decade because she balanced a band. Stanford having formal culinary training. (Makes you wonder who A simple demonstration about crime turned s,our for a Kansas especiallytbe role of mothers over the past successful career as a lawyer while raising If I ran a network, I would be conscious of they had cooking until now.) It seems he doesn't have anything on University student hired to steal a professor's purse iri a mock 40 years."', , five children. Claire taught her children to the fact that the values portrayed on TV Notre Dame's University Food Services, however. One of the first robbery for a safety education class. The University Daily Kansan Shicethe 1950s is the greatest decade in be decent and honest, and they turned out influence those who watch it I would then changes he made was to add harvest-type decorations to the dining reported how a physical education professor ,wanted to see how American~istory, it should be no surprise nearly flawless. Angela Bowers resembled make a solid effort to produce shows that are hall. We have all seen the decorative com stalks adorning our dining much students would remember about crimes they' witnessed being that the greatesl TV mother ofall time, June Carol Brady in that she depended on another both value-filled and entertaining. To ac­ halls - what more could we want? It seems this guy concentrates committed. She paid a student to come into her classroom and take Cleaver (who is also the second most pro­ person her housekeeper, Tony, to raise her complish this, the first program I would a little too much on the decor and not enough on the food. One of her purse. After leaving with her purse, however, the student got found woman ever, after Phyllis Schlafly), ' son as she pursued her career. Through it all, develop would be The Joseph Laur Fantasy the recipes he's excited to make for the students is his internationally more than he bargained for. People outside the classroom assumed came fro~ this decade: In Leave It To Bea­ Angela felt guilty about neglecting the ma­ Hour, in which Elle McPherson would bal­ famous "Mustard Pickle Eggs." Thanks, but we'll stick with our the purse-snatching was real and chased him. Before he could ver, June,w~s' the quintessential 1950s jority of her motherly duties, but she was ance her career as an aerobics instructor with Cajun baked scrod. explain what he was doing, he was tackled, hurled through the gym mother:: she cooked, cleaned, did laundry still concerned enough to teach her son the raising the twelve children she has with her doors, and kicked in the chin. After being pinned on the floor, his and cared for-her loving husband and two difference between right and wrong. Then husband (played by yours truly). Elle would BETTER LATE THAN NEVER chaser removed a shoelace and tied his hands behind his back. The sons. Also; June didnotjust preach family there's,Peggy Bundy, probably the laziest not only be a loving wife and mother, but she mock thief ended up being x-rayed for broken bones, but the values, she oozed them. She taught her sons housewife and worst mother of all time. would also be a world class cook. And I The University of Miami's new course selection has come professor who hired him thought the twist had a positive message to respect others, love others and not be Peggy doesn't cook, clean or care about her would be severely disappointed when I woke out, but one of the offerings comes a little too late. After being, - she was happy to know people would respond so well to a crime. selfish. To top 'it off, June did not have an family, and she spends most of her time up from this dream. devastated by Hurricane Andrew this fall, Miami is now offering a attitude; and she even baked great chocolate either shopping or driving her husband to an, three-credit "Crisis Intervention" class. The Miami Hurricane chip cookies. early grave. Peggy doesn't teach her chil­ J osephLaur is a senior who would pay to see -Edited by Kate Wiltrout The valueless 1960s produced no impor­ dren any values, and the result is a slutty Elle McPherson take on Cindy Crawford in tant television mothers, so it's time to remi- daughter and a loser son. While Peggy a grudge match bake-off. c

News of the Bizarre frOID the Nation's Universities Knows.Best reports that the class will "provide students with an understanding NOT THE CHOICE OF nisceCabout the most memorable mother of Bundy may be a little too unrealistic, she is of various catastrophic situations and their impacts on families and \ ByJoseph Laur THIS GENERATION individuals." Don't you think most of the students already under­ the 1970's, Carol Brady of The Brady a symbol of what happens when mothers stand the impact of the hurricane? After all, their first semester H I GEORGE! Bunch. While everybody knows that Carol neglect their, children and teach them no Coca-Cola lovers at Penn State Harrrisburg have resorted finals have already been cancelled. Maybe'it's nottoo.late for a - One of the mostimportant topics of was a lovely lady who brought up three very values. to "smuggling" Coca-Cola on campus since the administration tornado to hit the Midwest ' the 1992 Presidentiill campaign has been lovely (except for Jan) girls, few people With the uncertainty that lies ahead, who made Pepsi the official drink. No, the administration did not family values. This topic has repeatedly realize how she changed the way mothers knows which TV mother of the 1990s will suddenly decide that it liked Pepsi's taste better; they made the 'FLIPPING OUT' ABOUT THE BAND beenbrough~'up by George Bush and de­ were portrayed on TV. Carol was the ideal live on in the hearts of Americans. Murphy switch after Pepsi donated $14 million dollars to the school. Under fended by Bill Clinton. Unless you've lived mother with one notable exception: she Brown has a head start, but most of the 'ina cave or depended solely on The Ob­ needed a maid to cook and keep the house in decade still remains. For all we know, in the new agreement, all beverages sold on campus must be Pepsi We're all familiar with the rigorous requirements one products. Student polls show that Coke is preferred over Pepsi by server for neWS during the past six months, order. For the first time on TV, a mother 1994, NBC might run the sitcom The must meet to be the Notre Dame leprechaun: boundless energy, the Vice-President Dan Quayle even went so far needed help in raising her children, a trend Dancing Mom, featuring Cindy Crawford as a 2 to 1 ratio. One distressed administrator, who confesses to ability to grow a full beard, and the strength to qo all those push­ drinking three liters of Coke a day, thinks there should be a "Coca­ as to say'that many TV shows, such as that has continued since then. Carol still a single mother of 2.3 children who dances ups. Penn State has such tough standards, not for their Nittany Lion Murphy Brown, mock traditional family took time out of her busy (what did she do?) on tables at night to support her family. In Cola anonymous" on campus to help Coke-lovers deal with the but for their drum major. In order to lead the Blue Band into stress. For now, however, he is adjusting by importing a case each values." ,_' schedule to teach her children valuable les­ 1995, Fox may show the drama OhPattyf, in performance, a drum major must accomplish ~ree key things: do week of the "contraband" Coke into his office. I was, personally offended that the VP sons about life, but she was definitely no which the VP of Student Affairs at a private well in the interview, pass a three-part test of conducting skills, and would insult TV because i'vebeen a life­ June Cleaver, even if she could make Alice college in the Midwest acts as the mother of perform a front flip. The front flip is apparently a tradition for the STANFORD CHEF FOLLOWS NO long fan of TV . I grew up with TV. I live bake delicious chocolate chip cookies. the school, wielding a corn dog in one hand drum major, and one of the band directors-admits a lot of being with TV. Dan Quayle, you are notTV. I will The 1980s featured an abundance of and a belt in the other. Or, in 1997, CBS may FOODSERVICES' LEAD chosen as drum major "rides on the ability to do the front flip." continue to niakeTV a vital part of my life, memorable TV moms, ranging from Claire run the Diane English program, Designing Glad to hear they put so much emphasis on the music. How about even as I get older and busier, and I strongly Huxtable of The Cosby Show to Angela Clinton, in which the newly divorced ex­ The StanfordDailyreports that an executive chef has taken leaving the gymnastics for the cheerleaders? recommend heavy TV viewing to each and Bowers of Who's The Boss? and Peggy wife of the ex-President leaves the law pro­ over control of one of their dining halls, promising to improve both everyone. However, the VP's comments Bundy ofMarried... With Children. Some fession to work with the children whose' the food and service. The chef, who is a graduate of the Culinary STOP THIEF! got me thinking about how family values argue that Claire was the most notable TV futures have been destroyed by her ex-hus­ Institute of America and an author, is the first person hired by have been presented on TV historically, mom of the decade because she balanced a band. Stanford having formal culinary training. (Makes you wonder who A simple demonstration about crime turned s,our for a Kansas especiallytbe role of mothers over the past successful career as a lawyer while raising If I ran a network, I would be conscious of they had cooking until now.) It seems he doesn't have anything on University student hired to steal a professor's purse iri a mock 40 years."', , five children. Claire taught her children to the fact that the values portrayed on TV Notre Dame's University Food Services, however. One of the first robbery for a safety education class. The University Daily Kansan Shicethe 1950s is the greatest decade in be decent and honest, and they turned out influence those who watch it I would then changes he made was to add harvest-type decorations to the dining reported how a physical education professor ,wanted to see how American~istory, it should be no surprise nearly flawless. Angela Bowers resembled make a solid effort to produce shows that are hall. We have all seen the decorative com stalks adorning our dining much students would remember about crimes they' witnessed being that the greatesl TV mother ofall time, June Carol Brady in that she depended on another both value-filled and entertaining. To ac­ halls - what more could we want? It seems this guy concentrates committed. She paid a student to come into her classroom and take Cleaver (who is also the second most pro­ person her housekeeper, Tony, to raise her complish this, the first program I would a little too much on the decor and not enough on the food. One of her purse. After leaving with her purse, however, the student got found woman ever, after Phyllis Schlafly), ' son as she pursued her career. Through it all, develop would be The Joseph Laur Fantasy the recipes he's excited to make for the students is his internationally more than he bargained for. People outside the classroom assumed came fro~ this decade: In Leave It To Bea­ Angela felt guilty about neglecting the ma­ Hour, in which Elle McPherson would bal­ famous "Mustard Pickle Eggs." Thanks, but we'll stick with our the purse-snatching was real and chased him. Before he could ver, June,w~s' the quintessential 1950s jority of her motherly duties, but she was ance her career as an aerobics instructor with Cajun baked scrod. explain what he was doing, he was tackled, hurled through the gym mother:: she cooked, cleaned, did laundry still concerned enough to teach her son the raising the twelve children she has with her doors, and kicked in the chin. After being pinned on the floor, his and cared for-her loving husband and two difference between right and wrong. Then husband (played by yours truly). Elle would BETTER LATE THAN NEVER chaser removed a shoelace and tied his hands behind his back. The sons. Also; June didnotjust preach family there's,Peggy Bundy, probably the laziest not only be a loving wife and mother, but she mock thief ended up being x-rayed for broken bones, but the values, she oozed them. She taught her sons housewife and worst mother of all time. would also be a world class cook. And I The University of Miami's new course selection has come professor who hired him thought the twist had a positive message to respect others, love others and not be Peggy doesn't cook, clean or care about her would be severely disappointed when I woke out, but one of the offerings comes a little too late. After being, - she was happy to know people would respond so well to a crime. selfish. To top 'it off, June did not have an family, and she spends most of her time up from this dream. devastated by Hurricane Andrew this fall, Miami is now offering a attitude; and she even baked great chocolate either shopping or driving her husband to an, three-credit "Crisis Intervention" class. The Miami Hurricane chip cookies. early grave. Peggy doesn't teach her chil­ J osephLaur is a senior who would pay to see -Edited by Kate Wiltrout The valueless 1960s produced no impor­ dren any values, and the result is a slutty Elle McPherson take on Cindy Crawford in tant television mothers, so it's time to remi- daughter and a loser son. While Peggy a grudge match bake-off. c

Vote for Your Bush/Quayle Future by College Democrats • In 1992 by College Republicans welve years ago, Ronald Reagan asked the American people may cost more initially, but who can estimate the future value of , T a simple question: "Are you' better off today than you were allowing so many new segments of population ~o attend college? l ~ four years ago?" Just four years ago, George Bush assured us that How can we expect to challenge Germany and Japan when they we would be better off by the end of his first term. Well, it is time outspend us by hundreds of billions in investment in their countries' his' election year has been marked by more widespread the Arkansas National Guard. His "inward-looking," isolation­ for the American people to ask again, "Are you better off now than infrastructure? Clinton and Gore also suggest increased spending in T interestiQ politics across this nation than ever before, par­ ist policies are reminiscent of the post-World War I era when you were four years ago?" developing new environmentally-safe technologies and high-speed ticularly on this campus: On November 3, 1992, voters will cast America's focus inward led nearly to destruction and resulted in The 1992 election is upon us, and it is time to make the most rail systems. Japan and Germany both indicated at the Earth Summit ballots which will decide the direction of this country, and the world, the lost of millions of lives needlessly lost. In times of important decision of the next four years. Weare presented with that these are the most rapidly-growing fields inthemodern global during the' next four years and, more importantly, into the next international crisis, who do you want to answer the phone? many options; but the true choice is clear. economy. Yet the United States, according to Senator Tim Wirth, century. . , The issue of the environment has also been hurled into the Bill Clinton and Al Gore are willing to put people first. During imports over 70 percent of its environmentally-friendly technolo­ In thisc:ountry, 'the President often unduly receives credit or spotlight recently. Although he is by no means an extremist, the last twelve years, the American people have been forgotten by gies from Japan and Europe. Why not use the money saved from blame, particularly in the area of our national economy. Most often, President Bush has maintained a balance between protecting the the government While the rich got richer, the middle class and closed Cold War defense plants and military bases to invest in these the President cannot directly control the current economic stature. environment and protecting jobs and business. His record is poor gave more to the government while receiving less in return. new technologies? ' . Unfortunately,)n times of economic recession, voters look for a solid. He has almost ensured the end of smog in our cities by By creating more high-wage jobs, cutting unnecessary govern­ The key difference between the vision of Clinton and Bush can be "white knight" to magically right the economy. If voters are not passing the Clean Air Act, accelenited the elimination of CFC' s. ment spending and giving a break to the middle class while asking seen in this issue. When questioned about cuts in defense spending, careful, they can be hoodwinked by the thin smile and prodigious and enforced Superfund toxic waste cleanups. He has also the rich to pay their fair share, the Democratic ticket will put Bush looks to unemployment caused by these cuts and decides that promises of overly idealistic power seekers. President Bush came passed measures"dealing with global warming and water quality. America on the track to recovery. By cleaning up the environ­ . we shouldn't cut these excessive military operations to save to power the end of the economiG surge of the 1980's. The Clinton pretends to be an environmental advocate. But Ar­ ment, assuring quality health care and education for all and at people's jobs. When Clinton is questioned about cuts in defense recession is npt the result of Bush policies, but a global economic kansas' rivers are becoming increasingly polluted with chicken reducing crime, Clinton and Gore will restore hope to all Ameri­ spending, he replies that we should eliminate the excessive military cans. slow down. ,Although many of his proposals have been stalled by wastes and Clinton will not repair the damage because chicken operations, but we should reinvest the money iri'new environmen­ the Democratic Congress, his policies seek not a "quick-fix" for the farmers are financing his presidential bid. While Clinton and his So many challenges face our country in the next four years, not tally-safe technologies to save jobs and to also improve. our economy, but to provide a strong foundation for the next century. By running mate pontificate about the threat of automobiles, Bush least among these our failing economy. We need leaders who are economy and environment. Bush's reaction shows a,Cold War emphasizing the free market, allowing businesses to create jobs and has been active in safeguarding the environment . committed to making government work for all, not just for the . pessimism in a post-Cold War era, Clinton proposes anoption which by resisting increased government spending, Bush's policies will Gov. Clinton has not been a total failure. He has managed to richest two percent Under the Bush/Quayle administration, produces new industries and hopefully will improve the economy, create opportunity for everyone to prosper. Clintonomics wishes to balance his state's budget; however, this is only because it is America has seen its worsteconomic performance since the Great employment and environment Bush would ask us to maintain a empower government via higher taxes, increased regulation and a required by Arkansas law. The President, on the other hand, has Depression. The answer is not trickle down economics and not useless status quo to save jobs, while Clintori-proposesconversion larger governm,ent. More taxes, more tinkering, more spending, had to deal with a spendthrift Congress. This is why he has posed "tax and spend;" but a real economic plan. Bill Clinton has such and development of anew industry, which would,save those jobs and more goverIirnen~, mOre, more, more. 0 His program would not help a B8.Ianced Budget Amendment, to control Federal spending. a plan. By everyone paying their fair share and by reinvesting in promote future job growth as well. - growth; rather, it would strangle small businesses, stifle entrepre­ He also desires the line item veto which would enable the America, we can once again be the world's economic super­ We need to look towards the future, and that means ensuring the power. neurshi'p 'and overburden taxpayers. Bush wants to empower President to endorse favorable legislation minus the pork-barrel future of our children. We need to invest In their livelihood and people; while Clinton wants empower government. riders attached by Democrats in Congress. When the Sununus, Yeutters, Blacks and Quayles of the Bush ensure that a good education and adequate medical care are not While this election.is being waged over the ecoriomy, foreign .. There are two things you can count on in life: taxes and death. campaign holler "tax and spend," they are attempting to label . privileges, but basic rights. Thatis why they believe in establishing policy has been grossly neglected. The course chosen by the United By electing Bill Clinton, you can count on plenty more of both. Clinton politically as they used the "liberal" label againstDukakis a comprehensive national health care plan for all Americans. 0 That in 1988. They imply that Clinton intends to tax everyone more, States in the next few years will determine both our world role and He proposes $ 150'billion in new taxes and the largest spending is why Bill Clinton and Al Gore will guarante"ea quality education the directloO:ofthe emerging New World Order. The nextPresident increases in history. Where will this money come from? Our which is simply not what he says. Yes, Clinton has proposed for all and will give every American an opportunity to go to college, will have an extraordinary opportunity to shape world events and pockets. Clinton stands for change, all right, because that's all increased taxes, a fair share on those families making more than regardless of his or her financial situation. "TIle National Service influence the course of nations. The President has been at the helm )'ou'll have left in .your wallets when he's done. He also stands $200,000 and individuals making more than $150,000. Clinton's Corps is another program which not only improves the overall skills dUring this pedod ofrapid, and sometimes volatile, c~ange. He has for death to the unborn, death to family values, death to freedom tax proposal focuses on removing inequities from. the US tax of the nation's workers, but also returns hope and commitment to our guided us ~ough the dissolution of the Warsaw Pact, smashed the from government and death to American world leadership. system, o young people. expansionist ambitions of Saddam Hussein and restored democracy . Clinton looks inward while :Bush looks forward. He has the

Clinton also pla:ns the difficult task of taxing foreign companies 0 0 Does Mr.Bush present any feasible solutions? The answer is no. in troubled NicaragUa and Panama. His leadership experience experience, trust and determination to send America into the operating in the US at the same rate of US companies. And, yes, All we will hear is more of the samerhetoric'we have been listening extends over four decades, extending from business to Congress to ne!'t century at the forefront of world economic and political

Clinton proposes spending increases, but he suggests cuts in to for the last twelve years. His answers have simply failed. So when 00 Commander-in-Chief. The Democrats would rather we forget about lea·dership. 0 Bush is steadfast while Clinton tries to please government bureaucracy, defense and an estimated $2 trillion in . I ask, "Are you better off today than you were fout years ago?" cart foreign pOlicy; there was less than a paragraph about it in their party everyone. Do you really want to eat waffles for breakfast for the savings by. the year 2000 from a reformed health' care system. you honestly say yes? A vote for Clinton-and Qbreis a vote for your platform. Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience has entailed little next four years? ' Also, many of the spending i.ncreases are for programs which ,future~ 0 ' q more than organizing anti-war protests on foreign soil and ordering Vote BUSH/QUAYLE in '92! o

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Vote for Your Bush/Quayle Future by College Democrats • In 1992 by College Republicans welve years ago, Ronald Reagan asked the American people may cost more initially, but who can estimate the future value of , T a simple question: "Are you' better off today than you were allowing so many new segments of population ~o attend college? l ~ four years ago?" Just four years ago, George Bush assured us that How can we expect to challenge Germany and Japan when they we would be better off by the end of his first term. Well, it is time outspend us by hundreds of billions in investment in their countries' his' election year has been marked by more widespread the Arkansas National Guard. His "inward-looking," isolation­ for the American people to ask again, "Are you better off now than infrastructure? Clinton and Gore also suggest increased spending in T interestiQ politics across this nation than ever before, par­ ist policies are reminiscent of the post-World War I era when you were four years ago?" developing new environmentally-safe technologies and high-speed ticularly on this campus: On November 3, 1992, voters will cast America's focus inward led nearly to destruction and resulted in The 1992 election is upon us, and it is time to make the most rail systems. Japan and Germany both indicated at the Earth Summit ballots which will decide the direction of this country, and the world, the lost of millions of lives needlessly lost. In times of important decision of the next four years. Weare presented with that these are the most rapidly-growing fields inthemodern global during the' next four years and, more importantly, into the next international crisis, who do you want to answer the phone? many options; but the true choice is clear. economy. Yet the United States, according to Senator Tim Wirth, century. . , The issue of the environment has also been hurled into the Bill Clinton and Al Gore are willing to put people first. During imports over 70 percent of its environmentally-friendly technolo­ In thisc:ountry, 'the President often unduly receives credit or spotlight recently. Although he is by no means an extremist, the last twelve years, the American people have been forgotten by gies from Japan and Europe. Why not use the money saved from blame, particularly in the area of our national economy. Most often, President Bush has maintained a balance between protecting the the government While the rich got richer, the middle class and closed Cold War defense plants and military bases to invest in these the President cannot directly control the current economic stature. environment and protecting jobs and business. His record is poor gave more to the government while receiving less in return. new technologies? ' . Unfortunately,)n times of economic recession, voters look for a solid. He has almost ensured the end of smog in our cities by By creating more high-wage jobs, cutting unnecessary govern­ The key difference between the vision of Clinton and Bush can be "white knight" to magically right the economy. If voters are not passing the Clean Air Act, accelenited the elimination of CFC' s. ment spending and giving a break to the middle class while asking seen in this issue. When questioned about cuts in defense spending, careful, they can be hoodwinked by the thin smile and prodigious and enforced Superfund toxic waste cleanups. He has also the rich to pay their fair share, the Democratic ticket will put Bush looks to unemployment caused by these cuts and decides that promises of overly idealistic power seekers. President Bush came passed measures"dealing with global warming and water quality. America on the track to recovery. By cleaning up the environ­ . we shouldn't cut these excessive military operations to save to power the end of the economiG surge of the 1980's. The Clinton pretends to be an environmental advocate. But Ar­ ment, assuring quality health care and education for all and at people's jobs. When Clinton is questioned about cuts in defense recession is npt the result of Bush policies, but a global economic kansas' rivers are becoming increasingly polluted with chicken reducing crime, Clinton and Gore will restore hope to all Ameri­ spending, he replies that we should eliminate the excessive military cans. slow down. ,Although many of his proposals have been stalled by wastes and Clinton will not repair the damage because chicken operations, but we should reinvest the money iri'new environmen­ the Democratic Congress, his policies seek not a "quick-fix" for the farmers are financing his presidential bid. While Clinton and his So many challenges face our country in the next four years, not tally-safe technologies to save jobs and to also improve. our economy, but to provide a strong foundation for the next century. By running mate pontificate about the threat of automobiles, Bush least among these our failing economy. We need leaders who are economy and environment. Bush's reaction shows a,Cold War emphasizing the free market, allowing businesses to create jobs and has been active in safeguarding the environment . committed to making government work for all, not just for the . pessimism in a post-Cold War era, Clinton proposes anoption which by resisting increased government spending, Bush's policies will Gov. Clinton has not been a total failure. He has managed to richest two percent Under the Bush/Quayle administration, produces new industries and hopefully will improve the economy, create opportunity for everyone to prosper. Clintonomics wishes to balance his state's budget; however, this is only because it is America has seen its worsteconomic performance since the Great employment and environment Bush would ask us to maintain a empower government via higher taxes, increased regulation and a required by Arkansas law. The President, on the other hand, has Depression. The answer is not trickle down economics and not useless status quo to save jobs, while Clintori-proposesconversion larger governm,ent. More taxes, more tinkering, more spending, had to deal with a spendthrift Congress. This is why he has posed "tax and spend;" but a real economic plan. Bill Clinton has such and development of anew industry, which would,save those jobs and more goverIirnen~, mOre, more, more. 0 His program would not help a B8.Ianced Budget Amendment, to control Federal spending. a plan. By everyone paying their fair share and by reinvesting in promote future job growth as well. - growth; rather, it would strangle small businesses, stifle entrepre­ He also desires the line item veto which would enable the America, we can once again be the world's economic super­ We need to look towards the future, and that means ensuring the power. neurshi'p 'and overburden taxpayers. Bush wants to empower President to endorse favorable legislation minus the pork-barrel future of our children. We need to invest In their livelihood and people; while Clinton wants empower government. riders attached by Democrats in Congress. When the Sununus, Yeutters, Blacks and Quayles of the Bush ensure that a good education and adequate medical care are not While this election.is being waged over the ecoriomy, foreign .. There are two things you can count on in life: taxes and death. campaign holler "tax and spend," they are attempting to label . privileges, but basic rights. Thatis why they believe in establishing policy has been grossly neglected. The course chosen by the United By electing Bill Clinton, you can count on plenty more of both. Clinton politically as they used the "liberal" label againstDukakis a comprehensive national health care plan for all Americans. 0 That in 1988. They imply that Clinton intends to tax everyone more, States in the next few years will determine both our world role and He proposes $ 150'billion in new taxes and the largest spending is why Bill Clinton and Al Gore will guarante"ea quality education the directloO:ofthe emerging New World Order. The nextPresident increases in history. Where will this money come from? Our which is simply not what he says. Yes, Clinton has proposed for all and will give every American an opportunity to go to college, will have an extraordinary opportunity to shape world events and pockets. Clinton stands for change, all right, because that's all increased taxes, a fair share on those families making more than regardless of his or her financial situation. "TIle National Service influence the course of nations. The President has been at the helm )'ou'll have left in .your wallets when he's done. He also stands $200,000 and individuals making more than $150,000. Clinton's Corps is another program which not only improves the overall skills dUring this pedod ofrapid, and sometimes volatile, c~ange. He has for death to the unborn, death to family values, death to freedom tax proposal focuses on removing inequities from. the US tax of the nation's workers, but also returns hope and commitment to our guided us ~ough the dissolution of the Warsaw Pact, smashed the from government and death to American world leadership. system, o young people. expansionist ambitions of Saddam Hussein and restored democracy . Clinton looks inward while :Bush looks forward. He has the

Clinton also pla:ns the difficult task of taxing foreign companies 0 0 Does Mr.Bush present any feasible solutions? The answer is no. in troubled NicaragUa and Panama. His leadership experience experience, trust and determination to send America into the operating in the US at the same rate of US companies. And, yes, All we will hear is more of the samerhetoric'we have been listening extends over four decades, extending from business to Congress to ne!'t century at the forefront of world economic and political

Clinton proposes spending increases, but he suggests cuts in to for the last twelve years. His answers have simply failed. So when 00 Commander-in-Chief. The Democrats would rather we forget about lea·dership. 0 Bush is steadfast while Clinton tries to please government bureaucracy, defense and an estimated $2 trillion in . I ask, "Are you better off today than you were fout years ago?" cart foreign pOlicy; there was less than a paragraph about it in their party everyone. Do you really want to eat waffles for breakfast for the savings by. the year 2000 from a reformed health' care system. you honestly say yes? A vote for Clinton-and Qbreis a vote for your platform. Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience has entailed little next four years? ' Also, many of the spending i.ncreases are for programs which ,future~ 0 ' q more than organizing anti-war protests on foreign soil and ordering Vote BUSH/QUAYLE in '92! o show insisht and a vision for the future. His collese aid pro&am , .; p

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