THE DUNEDIN ISSUE Issue 26 – 03Rd October 2011
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THE DUNEDIN ISSUE Issue 26 – 03rd October 2011 VSM finally passes | OUSA election extravaganza The other side to Dunedin | How to deal with the ‘real world’ Dai Henwood | OUSA budget excitement More news that you can shake a stick at Critic Issue 26 – 1 Critic Issue 26 – 2 Critic – Te Arohi P.O. Box 1436, Dunedin (03) 479 5335 [email protected] www.critic.co.nz contents Editor: Julia Hollingsworth THE DUNEDIN ISSUE Designer: Issue 26 – 03rd October 2011 Andrew Jacombs News Editor: Gregor Whyte News Reporters: Aimee Gulliver, Editorial 5 Lozz Holding Sub Editor: Letters to the Editor 6 Lisa McGonigle Feature Writers: Notices 7 Charlotte Greenfield, Phoebe Harrop, Snippets 8 Siobhan Downes, Joe Stockman News 10 Ad Designer: Karl Mayhew OUSA Election Special 17 Elections are a tricky beast. We equip you with Feature Illustrator: candidates’ blurbs and presidential pundits to Tom Garden make the decision just a little easier. Music Editor: Sam Valentine Celebrate Hidden Dunedin 22 Phoebe Harrop talks to some well-known Film Editor: Dunedinophiles, and discovers Dunedin has Sarah Baillie more to it than goons and stubbies. Books Editor: Sarah Maessen Welcome to the Real World 26 Joe Stockman eases us into the post-graduation Performance Editor: real world of pay slips and boardrooms. Bronwyn Wallace Food Editor: Profile: Dai Henwood 30 Georgie Fenwicke interviews New Zealand Niki Lomax comedy royalty, Dai Henwood. Games Editor: Toby Hills Opinion 31 Art Editor: Hana Aoake Review 37 Food, Games, Theatre, Books, Film, Art, Music Poetry Editor: Tash Smillie State of the Nation 46 Comics Editor: Spencer Hall Summer Lovin 47 And a whole heap of lovely volunteers Poetry and Style 48 Advertising: Comics 49 Kate Kidson, Tim Couch, Dave Eley, OUSA Page 51 Logan Valentine For Ad sales contact: (03) 479 5361 [email protected] www.planetmedia.co.nz Critic Issue 26 – 3 ay With Wo Got a W rds? Critic wants you baby... We need a new crew of wordsmiths and creative types to fill our aching pages The following paid and volunteer positions are now open for 2012 Sub-Editor: 12hrs paid p/w Feature Writers: 5hrs paid p/w Got mad crazy editing skills? Do you correct people’s apostrophes on Fancy getting in depth and in detail? Know the Facebook? We need a grammar god to edit our content and protect difference between the active and passive voice? If our high writing standards. you've got the writing skills to pay the bills, you could write feature stories for us about a range of issues. News Editor: 10hrs paid p/w Are you addicted to being in the know? We need a quality writer to Ad-Designer: 15-20hrs paid p/w lead our news team in covering local, national, and international news, Got an eye for design? We need a creative and expressive person to writing up news stories, and interviewing newsmakers. design ads for all our publications. You must have excellent design credentials, knowledge of print production, and experience with Politics Reporter: 8hrs paid p/w Photoshop, Illustrator and Adobe InDesign. Does the left-right spectrum get you all excited? Do you secretly yearn for Duncan Garner? You could write about the Otago and New Zealand political Pop into the office for a job description, or email [email protected] with scene, interview politicians, and break political news. your application by 4pm Friday the 14th of October. Applications should include a cover letter, C.V. and short examples of your writing or work. Sports Reporter: 5hrs paid p/w Does watching sport make you yearn to express yourself in print? We also need volunteers to cover Music, Movies, Theatre, Literature, Sport, Combine your passion for both writing and sport by covering Otago News, Culture, Science, Food, Gaming, Art, Sex, to write Columns and Features, related sports events, interviewing prominent Otago sportspeople, and and to take photos and make pretty pictures... No need to send a C.V, just flick writing up our weekly sports wrap. an email to [email protected] and we'll be in touch. Critic Issue 26 – 4 BREAK IT DOWN It finally happened! The lumbering elephant in the corner, the symbol of freedom, the subject of doomsday proclamations, the cause of the nearing apocolypse. Yep, the notorious VSM passed through its third reading last Wednesday. To be honest, I’m secretly quite relieved. Not because the bill necessarily brings liberty and rainbows to the students as suggested by ACT on Campus, but because it’s wonderful to finally have some certainty, and to finally put the VSM debates to rest. Two years of will she, won’t she has been a tiresome and destabilising road for students (not to mention fairly boring). And, because you likely share my frustration with the ongoing nature of the bill, I promise that this is the very, very last editorial in which I’ll attempt to make the bill that shall not be named interesting. So, putting the rhetoric aside, how will the bill affect you? Well, things won’t be changing over- night. The bill that shall not be named will come into effect on the first of January next year, which means that when you enrol in a university, you won’t automatically become part of the students’ association; instead, you’ll have to make the tick yourself. OUSA voted last week to have zero levies for next year, which means becoming a member will be free. It’s not that OUSA think their services are worth diddly-squat, it’s more a come-one-come-all measure. Unfortunately, while we now know where we stand re: liberty/apocalypse bringing bill, how it will affect students is still very mcuh up in the air. OUSA is currently in negotiations to get the University to contract for some of their services. If the University agrees, they are likely to put up their own levies to compensate (this is what Auckland University did). If the University isn’t into the whole contracting shebang, OUSA’s funding will substantially decrease, and the OUSA services will be stripped down. You can see the worst case scenario in the proposed OUSA budget (page 14). But enough of this OUSA stuff (unfortunately, there’s quite a lot of it within our glossy pages this week, what with the OUSA elections and all. Soz). Last weekend was also the Oscar awards of student journalism; the Aotearoa Student Press Awards (ASPAs). The Critic team cleaned up big time, taking home 5 first places, 4 second places and 3 third places, and winning nd2 best student publication in the country. Special congratulations to our lovely first place getters: Charlotte Greenfield, Gregor Whyte, Aimee Gulliver, Joe Stockman, Teiula Fuatai and Andrew Oliver (finally, the much talked about Dr Z, the man behind “Fear and loathing in North East Valley”, is unveiled.). I am super proud of the whole Critic team’s hard work. You guyz are just the best. Lots of love, Julia Hollingsworth Critic is a member of the Aotearoa Student Press Association (ASPA). Disclaimer: the views presented within this publication do not necessarily represent the views of the Editor, Planet Media, or OUSA. Press Council: people with a complaint against a newspaper should first complain in writing to the Editor and then, if not satisfied with the response, complain to the Press Council. Complaints should be addressed to the Secretary, PO Box 10-879 The Terrace, Wellington. Critic Issue 26 – 5 Letters quantity of SoGos this money could purchase. labeling the event “madness”. Mayor Peter Chin at LETTER OF THE WEEK We hope that your tendency to have no-fucking the time was quoted as being “riled” (ODT, Monday The letter of the week wins a $30 book voucher to idea what the fuck is going on will not overly limited 14th September 2009), was Alexandra’s mayor at spend at University Book Shop. your success in life to the point that you will have to the time not equally “riled”? Indeed based off the switch to a Tourism degree and then end up hang- figures provided in your paper the Undie 500 has ing yourself from the Kawarau bridge after working never had more arrests than the Blossom Festival as a bungy operator well into your mid 40s. and it has definitely never received the same kind of For the record SoGo refers to Southern Gold, an coverage that the Undie 500 event caused. There upmarket, expensive, and delicious beer available are three questions I would like answered. First, why from your local purveyor of fine ales and spirits. is the coverage so sensationalised? Second, why Kind Regards, should a city, in which 17% of the cities GDP (ODT, News Team 19th Septenber 2009) is from the university, have a newspaper that represents that group in such a THIS MAN SHOULD RUN THE COUNTRY. OR YAY US! negative light? Finally, what on earth is going on at AT LEAST THE WORLD CUP Dear Joe Stockman, the Blossom Festival? Dear RWC organisers, Your article on the situation in Somalia was an Yours Sincerely, I recently attended my first ever rugby match excellent piece of the potentials of student journal- Matthew Anderson (England vs. Romania) and I have two comments ism. You have tackled an issue which even the University of Otago Student. to make. Firstly, I’m all for keeping the top line to a mainstream media has been rather quiet about. We minimum but is it really necessary, when a 5 year old must never forget the plight of fellow human beings Dear Matthew, child in the crowd catches an official RWC 2011 ball, in Somalia.