SGA_re 'ceives-budget cut
by Bob Greco for most SGA clubs. Problems snack bar so that we know Due to the discrepancy in the lh the wrong accounts being everything that they're projected student enroll,ent credited ot charged with other doing, "Thompson said. Also and the actual enrollment at organizations expenses and ~he the SGA will be forced to make UMBC, the SG A was notified resignation of Matt Schulte, I a "cross the board cut of clubs 'last month that their budget delayed the final un and organizations with some would be consederably ' less derstanding. organizations such as the than expected. UMBC Comp Originally allocated $96,000, REfRIEVER, which has a fixed troller Ed Minion was thereby based on the student activities :expense, receiving special forced to freeze all SGA fees of 5000 expected students, Iconsiderations. The cut will be monies to prevent any further lhe SGA learned that they 10% of the clubs original spending. must now operate with "about ,budget, according to Thomp The ban on further spending $9000 less," Bobby Thompson, son. was lifted last week after SGA- President said. When Concerts may be conti~ued sever al weeks discussion first notified of the budget this semester with a no loss between SGA officials and freeze, Thompson said, the .guar!!ltee. Under this plan an uni versity budget officers. figure was expected to be as outside promoter will put on a Photo by Mark Schumann :The final solution was delayed high as $16,000. This high show at UMBC, giving either SELLS until Monday because of the nts to UMBC stUdents or giving ... twojobs figure was due to a com snow, with a 10% cut expected uter foul ups of mistakes made the Special Events a larger 'in the Campus Activities :share of the profits. This plan Acting Director Sells Office, Thompson said. One ,is still under consideration. ! example was that the concert committee was charged with Exams . bills from the mi~er com Search on for Director mittee while neither were credited with income received for by Bob Greco with outside organizations Schulte was set on working from their events. According In the absence of a per 3ponsored by SGA . with inmates within the prison to one computer print out the credit manent Director of Campus organizations. The Director system and would not be concert committee had spent by Pat Brand Activities, Duncan Sells, must also serve as a liason . persuaded against leaving $()6,000. Also Schulte left . The Board of Regents ap presently the Dean of Students, 'with faculty, staff, etc., of this UMBC. UMBC with some $2 Ii,OOO proved a proposal allowing will assumer the responsibility ·university. The starting · worth in checks remaining in students to receive up to yO of that position for at least minimum salary for this his -desk drawer to be mailed hours credit by exam. several months. classification is $13,334 but out. - .Previously, the limit was 24 A search is presently un- :may go higher with more To further aggrevate the credits.- derway to find a replacement experience. . situation, several services, The tests may be taken for, Mat Schulte, who left the. Sells must now combine such as the dorm snack bar, through the College Level campus last December to work these responsibilities with the boxoffice and the Student Examination Program in the correction a 1 field. An Ad those of the Dean, two full time Marshall Corps, come under (C.L.E.P'>, or given by an will be placed in the Chronicle jobs. To do this in the best way SGA re~ponsibilities. Unknown individual professor. Tobe for Higher Education in the possible, Sells will spend his before this month, Thompson eligible, freshmen must have February 18 issue, listing the afternoons in Hillcrest as the must now exercise some completed 12 hours in order to job description and Director (when not in control over these function. take an exam from a professor, qualifications. Ads also· tie meetings) and in the mornings The snack bar which handles and 15 hours before they can ip1aced in the local media pt to he can be located on the second only small items, lost over :receive credit for the stan Jind a qualified person familiar floor of the EM building as the $2000 during last semester. dardized test results. with this area. From these ads, Dean. SGA budget balanced are '\ Duncan Sells, Dean of. lSells anticipates "an .' Sells indicated some under consideration. Final ·Students, explained that ,the iavalanche of applications." . dissappointment over the approval was postponed until 'university has "the option of The Office of the Dean of resignation of Schulte, who today. Thompson told of laccepting orrejecting the Students must sift through the came on campus last Sep several probablerways he will ·results. " many resumes, eliminating SHULTE tember. "I thought Matt was save money this semester. The C.L.E.P. tests are those unqualified. By early ... departed Directcr doing a good job," Sells said. "The SGA will be forced to set available in 5 general March, Sells expects to begin up a whole new system for the academic areas. Tuition would interviewing. Sometime in, be charged at the regular April, Sells hopes to have found Extension planned 'university rates. the right person. The final Sells said the grading system decision, made by the Dean, is not yet definite. Students those organizations who must Activities Room debate ends either a letter grade or take the 'work with the- Director of :exam pass/fail. Campus Activities, and will by Charles Lean Room. In recent months it has acceptable to all parties. Residency requirements satisfy the University's Af The controversy concerning been reported that the Nick Latrenta and SGA remain the same, requiring the firmative Action Policy. i the Student Activities Room Bookstore would be taking Sells-- ad·mitted the difficulty President Thompson.met with last 30 hours to be taken at the has ended. over the present Activities the Vice-chancellors . and 'university, in order to receive of one man taking on the duties An extension to the present Room before the new extension of two such demanding jobs, worked out what they hope to a B.A. or B.S. Commuter Cafeteria will be would be built. It was then be an acceptable plan for the .Sells said the move was Dean of Students and Director built to faciliatate mixers, reported that a planned of Campus CTIVITIES. A brief students. Latrentahad of the prompted in part by the lectures, movies and other December meeting between Student Marshal Corps, ex list of a few duties and func (see REGE~TS, pg~ 5) special events. The Bookstore architects and student tions of the Director include: pressed his satisfaction over on the completion of the ex representatives was canceled advisor to the SGA; approval the new plans. He said that tension, will move into the because of an attempt to with the new Activities Room of all SGA expenditures;; present Student Activities campus scheduling officer ofi change facility plans by the the students would have a 'Inside Room, with the Theatre also administration without the place to hold events where they all activities and events which! receiving extra space by the occur outside of normal class knowledge or approval of the wouldn't have to take second vacany. The Student Lounge ENERGY TIPS ... pg. 5 times and/or are not a part of students. place to any other event. In the will not be' affected by the DOCTOR'S BAG ... pg.8 the routine academic program· These reports have proven to past, the Bookstore and the changes. be untrue. After much Theatre combines to take 18 ENTERTAINMENT ... pg.9 or the P.E. Department. He or~ Much del;>ate has centered misunderstanding and con weeks out of the y~ar where the SPORTS... pg. II she must take responsibilityl around the pro~sed .Activity for contractual arrangements: fusion, the project now seems (see DEBATE, Jig. 2) , Page 2, The Retriever, February 11, 1974 What Book co-op can is it? WELCOME TO (CPS)--They don't say what help save funds CAMPUS it does exactly, but the tt1A5TER( .. Department of Defense an ~~E nounced that they have issued by Jack McGloin manager tletsy weaver, ACCff7TEt/HfRf Students may save 50 a $3,730,404.00 contract to' makes no profit at all. The Systems Technology precent in buying books for this I bookstore handling costs boost semester because of the re Associates, Inc., Falls Church prices up to 75 precent for used vA for the "acquisition of establishment of the book co- ~ books, allowing it 25 precent Digital Control System' op. , 'profit on each one, and cer- Simulator Hybrid Computer Beth Wayne, Director of System Student Affairs, and her tainly more for new books. volunteers are offering these The observed effectiveness valuable items at low costs, does not support Wayne's unlike the usual bookstore. comment, "We're all naive at Located against the back wall this." Wayne also said, "What Dandridge urges applications of the Student Union lobby, in with the paper shortage and front of the Activites Room, the ecology bit, this is ideal." .Harriet Dandrdige, the new Ms. Dandrdge explained, is a can receive $250 per semester co-op takes in the books one DIrector of Financial Aid, is . "mini-analysis" to be done by for the freshman year. wants to sell to be used for urging stUdents to "ie:nore the each individual university. Tlie-SchoTastic 'Merit Award Beth Wayne sees the hope for · o~ficial deadline" and apply for Loans range from $100-2,500 is for full-time, uppperclasss Spring 1974, and trys to fill your 'the co-op to become another new requests for half-price. aId now. ,per year, and must be repaid at students with outstanding paid committee of the SGA, Officially, all documents 3%' interest within 10 years academic achievement. The Then the profit for your old anticipating the future success books is returned at the end. must be in by March 1, but the after graduation. Repayment Merit Committee considers of this student service. In the university will accept late can be deferred for graduate names of candidates submitted The simplicity of the process meantime, the project could means definte savings-less appli<;.ations from aI\Y student school, or cancelled in part if a by faculty and administrators. still use more help. Volunteers who needs aid. Required forms student becomes a full-time .The scholarship covers tuition hassle to your piggybank. All' are needed especially from 9-12 transactions are neatly, ef include the Parents Con- teacher or enters the military. charges for one or two on Monday, Wednesday, and fidential Statement or Under the College Work- semesters, depending on ficiently recorded, receipts Friday. bearing accurate accounts. _ Student '-s Confidential Study Program, students can~~~~ncial n~~q" _ One may go in any day through . Statement. take.jobs for up to 15 hours per : Ms. Dandridge emphasized the 15th, from 9-3: 30, the same Please help make this work There are severa! types of week. Freshmen are limited to ' that "need is the most im hours as the bookstore. All by your support, and maybe . aid available through the 10 hours. portant consideration." She profits are returned MondaY1 consider it a fine example of federal government. Some UMBC also offers several said students who apply early February 18. the benefits of co-operation, changes have been made in types of assistance, in addition will naturallly have a better Wayne explained, and added application r~les. . to the federally-funded chance of getting money, but ' The BaSIC EducatIOnal programs. all applications will be con- The co-op, begun again by' "It works if youreally bother to care." C?pP?rfunity Grant is for all Student Scholarships are for sidered. Dandridge said there Director Beth, Wayne and flrstIme freshmen, and the those with exceptional will probably be no funds for forms should be in after April 1. financial need, determined summmer school this year. Awa:ds, which need not be through evaluation of ap- However, she feels that the' repaId, rang~ .from $200-400. plications. Awards are from situation looks better f th Completion date set To be elIgIble for the .$!OO-J,OOO. . or e Guaranteed Student Loans The ' Office of Minority commg y.ear, although letters . . . ' a of allocatIon have not yet been for October 1 · . need analYSIS IS now reqUIred. Recruitment handles themailedThF..1 A'd DEBATES, pg.D The present serving area will Interested students should Scholastic Achievement .. ' . e I (fro~ bId I t F' . I A'd OffIce IS planmng~nancla to start' Student Activities .Room could e en arge with taps for beer comp e e a ~nancI~ I Awards, which are reserved processing soon in order to Latrenta slad that there now St~tement,. avaIlable m the for minority students with a notify students of their grants could be continuity in events. to be installed. Bill Styles of offIce. ThIS new procedure. good high-school record. They as soon as possible. Ogden Foods hopes to be able ' -, . - - ' . The contracts have been to serve food at the mixers to signed and groundbreaking is be held there. set for April 1st. The com , An added feature of the new pletion date is aimed for Oc Activities Room is a roof deck tober 1st. that Will serve as a sun porch and eating area. The -area of The new Activi ties Room will the roof deck will be 4,000-5,000 to seat 740 people cabaret style sq. ft. and considerably more for lectures and meetings. This it will have a 3,600 sq. ft. wooden Important dance floor with carpeting around it and adjustable lighting, It will extend out to J.S.A. where the patio and benches . meeting presently ·are. The front wall will be brick so it will be ' conducive to music, and the WED., FEB. 13th corners will be glass with a view of the fountain from one ~ide. EM 102 1 P.M. .Guernsey Maid ,. Restaurant Rave- ;
Featuring NOW OPEN mbtNtltt!ork mimtS Broasted Chicken & Guernsey Burgers Reserved at the Real rce Cream & Guernsey Shakes bookstore 'or delivered • t=ish Dinner • ·to ,your offiee or dorDl 1415"Sulphur Spring, Rd. - Arbutus Special low college rates • OPEN EVERY DAY lO:OOA.M.-10:O.O P.M. ,- .- $8.50 .for s rIng selllester 'B'ullelin Boarel = SPDP Offered
Psychology, Education, and' the Hospital. 'Also, students par Sociology majors interested in ticipating in the eight week gettin on-the-job experience and sequence of the first division of training in helping skills can SPDP will be required to attend volunteer to serve in the Socio Qrle hour weekly ' supervisory Physical Developmental Program sessions on Wednesdays from 2-3 (SPDP) this semester. The p.m. program offers experience in Although no college credit is working with and developing a formally given for participation in relationship with adolescent and SPDP the experience may be adult residents of Spring Grove. applied toward independent study Hospital Center. According to Dr. courses and practicums in some Harvey Rapp, Director of SPDP academic departments. and staff psychologist at Spring If you are interested in volun Grove, the program provides teering for SPDP, come to its career exploration for students and initial orientation session in UMBC a theraputic service to the Spring Residence I, 1st floor lounge at 2 Grove community. p.m., Wednesday February 13. Entering its sixth successful ry our questions may be answered semester at UMBC, SPDP enables by Annyce (455-2625) or Marvin students to sign up for any or all of (455-2665), or Toby (358-1535). its three distinct program divisions. The first is based at UMBC in Gym I where adolescents Open Univ. extends program from the hospital center are transported to meet with students who work with them on social and College Park, Md., Dec. 21-- As have more to work with on their technology, and natural sciences. • Marjorie Kleiman, Director of physical developmental skills one the energy crush worsens, own.' Open to all high school graduates, the UMBC Choruses has an hour (3-4 p.m.) each Wednesday thousands of students commuting Those students who desire each 18-credit course lasts 36 nounced that there are positions for eight weeks. The second three to five times a week to assistance or more personal weeks, but it may be taken in 3 open in both choirs for the spring division of the program is held at colleges across the state may not contact with their tutors and fellow terms. Each term earns 6 credit semester. Auditions were held last Spring Grove's White Building be registering for the coming term. classmates do have the op hours. week, however, Kleiman notes that School where students can gain But Dr. Betty Jo Mayeske, portunity of meeting at Open Registrattions, which may be interested students may still experience in special education. director of Open University, the University lea ring centers. handled entirely by mail, will be contact her this week. Students SPDP will involve working with fully accredited, independent 'However,' Dr. Mayeske observed, accepted through January 18 while may still register for either choir adult residents of Spring Grove's study program of the University of 'the centers are located in neigh course vacancies last. Information course this week. Registration is Prince George's County Unit III. Maryland's University College, borhoods throughout the packets containing registration by permission only and requires an Students helping out at the White anticipates much less difficulty for Baltimore-Washington area, not materials may be obtained by audition with the director. Building School or Unit III can do her present and incoming students.' just on our campuses. And the calling (300 454-2765 or Writing Kleiman stressed the particular so for the entire semester and can "Open University uses a unique meetings-scheduled only once a Open University, Center of Adult need for male singers. She also arrange their volunteering times learning system," she pointed out. week--are optional. Education, University of noted that extensive experience is with the ~chool and Hospital staff. Television programs, sup Maryland's Open University will Maryland, College Park, Md. not required for the Concert To qualify for participation in plementary films and tapes, and offer five interdisciplinary courses 20742. Chorus. Students interested' in an SPDP, students must attend home laboratory kits augment the in its .next session, beginning in audition should contact Kleiman, orientation sessions and tr aining written materials and texts January: foundation courses in Beginning Wednesday, February whose office is on the fourth floor of workshops and be interviewed designed specifically for in humanities, social and behavioral 13, 1974, Mr. Wilson R. Bell, the Fine Arts.Building or call Ext. prior to their providing service to dependent study. The students sciences, mathematics, minority recruiter for the 2954. University of Maryland at Baltimore Professional Schools will be in UMBC's Minority Recruitment Office (Room 222 AD) Help Upcoming Campus Events to offer counselling services to minority students enrolled in the The Maryland Pharmaceutical pre-professional programs. Mr. Society is offering a $600.00 Sunday,yebruary 10 Exhibits UMBC vs. Goucher UMBC vs. Prince George's Bell will be on campus from 11: 00 scholarship for a minority student Art E'xhibit, UMBC Faculty Art College, (Women's Basketball), Community College, (J.V. a.m. to 2:00 p.m. every other to a college of Pharmacy. For Works,
by Paula Owens automobile. 1. On the .13. Consider purchasing a The ' much talked about freeway or open road, drive a lightweight economy car over energy crisis may not have any little slower to increase your a heavy gas guzzler. The We Do Have Your - real basis, but the measures gas economy. An additional ten Environmental Protection taken by the state and federa1 miles per hour can Pduce your Agency estimates that if the New & Used Course government are indeed real. fuel economy as much as one to average car weighed 2500 Books Everyone will agree that three miles per gallon. 2. .pounds instead of 3500 pounds, gasless Sundays and waiting at .A void needless ac- the nation would save 2.1 long lines at gas stations (wh~n celeration ... weaving in and out million barrels of crude oil a The HP-35 Plus you can find one open) have of traffic not only causes ac day ... more than the proposed A powerful tool for sCientists and engineers indeed become part of the cidents but wastes fuel as well. Alaska pipeline would deliver. American lifestyle. The threat 3. Plan your route. Instead of Even- - before Governor All Your Campus of gas rationing also looms jumping in your car and taking 'Mandel's executive order on & Personal NEEDS hea vily on the minds of off, make sure you know all the gas purchases according to odd Americans. places where you are planning and even numbered license tag How will the measures taken to go. Organize your stops to numbers came into effect, ._------_. by the state and federal avoid retracing your path. 4. Energy Policy Office public government effect the students When you have many stops .information officer, Linda 'Check Cashing at UMBC? .Although you may within . an 'area, park in a Sullivan stated, 'One solution believe the gas shortage is walk or use public tran to the energy crisis under unreal, you will have to abide sportation for each separate investigation by the state is gas 'Notary Public by the laws which may 'come stop. 5. If you are two-car rationing.' When asked if into effect to deal with it. family, use the smaller one for restricting student driving The Federal Energy Office running errands. You'll use within a certain radius of a For scientists and en has already established the less gas for short stop-and- go gineers, there's the 'Magazine & Newspaper school was possible, Miss guidelines for a gas rationing trips. 6. Don't waste gasoline Sullivan stated: 'At present famous HP-35. Just Subscriptio~s program. Under the rules by keeping the car running press a few keys, and it several contingencies are will solve complex prob published in the Federal while y-ou are waiting. 7. under consideration. If the lems involving log , trig. Register, every registered Avoiif using your car's air state feels restricting student exponential functions 'Cap & Gown Rental driver over eighteen years old conditioning if possible. Your driving will ease the gas & much more. will receive a designated air conditioner reduces the problem, they will do it. amount of gas coupons per power you get from the engine However, you can't make a The HP-80 month. Some students who use and causes it to consume more nts can drive to school because For businessmen who wan! ------.- 10 save time and money their parents' cars for tran gas on acceleration. 8. there are always exceptions to sportation to and from school Unless you are running in the a rule.' Open Daily may find themselves turning " Indy 500, avoid revving up your The gasoline information 9 A.M. to 3:30 P.M. all of their gas coupons over to engine at stops. All you are officer for EPO is Jerry Rifkin their parents who will need doing is wasting valuabl~ fuel. a June 1973 graduate of UMBC. them to tra vel to and from work. 9. Except for winding When asked which services are ._------_. Even if a student has his own mountain roads, try to hold a receiving priority for gasoline" car, he may find himself faced void acceleration on hills and he stated, 'Emergency ser Open Tocl., & Tuescl., with the choice of having you will pick up the momentum vices, sanitation services, enough gas to go to and from coming down. 10. On hot energy producing and related From 9 A.M. to 7 P.M. school every day or going on. a summer days, try to park your services, agriculture, fishing pleasure trip over the car in the shade so your air boats and tele-communications ------_. weekend. Whatever the case, it conditioner will have to work receive priorify in gas THE BOOKSTORE WILL is apparent more students will less when you return. 11. distribution,' For businessmen: be depending upon public Don't waste gas by driving there's the HP-80. It BE IN OUR TEMPORARY LOCATION IN THE AC transportation to come to around for 15 minutes looking Even if you dont' feel all this does things many big school. The estimated , ten for a parking pot close to your desk top calculators TIVITIES ROOM UNTIL talk of an energy crisis is real, can't do. Like solve NOON ON FRIDAY, FEB. . percent of students who now destination. Try walking those think of the driving tips Mr . over one hundred types 22nd. attend UMBC via the MTA few extra blocks. 12. Con· Norwood enumerated as of business problems, may then climb as high as fifty sider joining a car pool or using money savers for you, not just each in seconds. This BUSINESS AS USUAL IN .percent. If .that happens, will public transportation instead energy savers for the includes discounted THE LIL' OLD REGULAR public transportation be of driving alone in your car. American economy. cash flow, payment of a STORE STARTING MON satisfactory to meet the loan, rate of return and DAY, FEB. 25th at 9 A.M. demand? With much student more. output, putting pressure on the Lim ited quantities of all Pocket MT A to add additional buses to Calculators available for Immedi· ate purchase. Plea.se call to as· the No. 3 bus route and c; ur€' availability. ,eliminating the ten cent zone Enrollement fare, public transportation ...•...... ••.•.•.....• may even be appealing to some students. Riding public ALSO AVAILABLE HP- drops transportation would not only 45 & THE AMAZING (from REGENTS, pg.l) be a small contribution in NEW HP·65 FULL PRO. GRAMMABLE POCKET declining enrollement evident .helping alleviate the gas CALCULATOR. at colleges throughout the shortage, but would eliminate country. The credit by exam arguments with parents on FACTORY REPS IN idea could be used by students who should use the car. BOOKSTORE TODAY & who don't want to spend 4 On the state level, the State TUESDAY. years working toward a of Maryland Energy Policy degree, or by people returning Office (EPO) was established ...... ••••.•...• ~ ...... to school. . to find ways to fight the energy Sell~ add~d that the concept crisis in Maryland. The has been "generally accepted" agency, under the direction of University BOOk Center ~t most universities. Mr. Richard Batterton, finds Un iv. of Md., Saito. County distributors for those in need of 5401 Wilkens Ave. •••••••••••••••••••••• additional allocations of home 455·2995 • • : Selling Retriever Ads : heating oil, kerosene, diesel HEWLETTlpACKARD : pays you! : fuel, propane, and gasoline. It . : call: 455-2226 : also serves as an information Sales, service and support in 17~ centers :n 65 :::> ... ntrles center on problems relating to • • the energy crisis . . · , : ••••••••••••••••••••••• AccordingtoEPo. . !Jffic~~ officer Mr. Larry Norwood, thet The RETRIEVER needs you! best way students can alleviate Openings for ad salesmen, $ the gas shortage is "to ride public.'rwood went on to list $ writers, and a copy editor• . these driving tips if a student EMPTY did decide to .use a private ... sign of the times I , COIDIDenl Page _6, The Retriever, February 11. 1974 MSOIL .a COUNTING HOUSE Los~ng Money?
Once agaIn, Ogden Foods, the But the Rathskellar is not the product' gigantic conglomerate that holds the of Ogden's money-making mind. It is franchise on all food services here, is the conception of SGA people as far complaining about their financial back as the Tibbetts administration, wOt's. This time their miseries center who were willing to set it up and run it. upon ~he Rathskellar, the pizza and Butunfortunately for them, Ogden has beer joint located in the basement. of an exclusive contract to food' services IrOl= CDU~SE. WEIRE MAK.I~ G~\FICts-WH}j -r'u... HAve )QU kNo\llT~IS ROOM IS ~EClSELY ~ DEGREES!" Hillcrest BUilding. on this campus and hence the Citing high money losses, Odgen has management of the Rathskellar had to rushed in with staff changes and be turned over to them. Even still, threats to close the place down. While it student volunteers diu much of the is hardly our intention to happily watch physical work down there for some~ anyone take a financial beating,. time, even after the delayed opening. especially during these rough times, However, the precise point of all this is. Lettel the Retriever feels that it is time to' that the Rat was an idea of the students. take a good hard look at the food ser- to provide the UMBC community a vices on this campus. . place to drink, relax, and enjoy. If the .MORML ,Add-drop Ogden is a profit~making venture., profit motive was considered it was Dear Editor: There is no question a bout that. They quite minor. Yet now, the future of this Dear Friend: After a recent confrontation with take contracts like the one they have at' , place depends on its ability to make a · A bill to eliminate the criminal Registar, Buck Farber, I feel the UMBC in order to increase their' few dollars for a multimillion dollar penalties for ' private marijuana use waiting list for any class should be on a bankrool, not to provide a public ser corporation quite out of touch withJhe (S.B. 17) is currently being considered first come first serve basis. I took the vice. While no dOQbt they take losses UMBe community. I by the Maryland Legislature. Spon- first day of Add-Drop for preregistered for tax purpos.es like everyone else, The di.ning hall is another example. sored by Senator Clarence M. Mitchell students off from work because I only they are here to make money. To begin with, for some reason III (D .-Baltimore), the wanted to enter my name on the On the other hand, students are not. ' students are required to sign board . decriminalization measure is waiting list for one class. No mention is here to be customers. We are here to contracts to eat in the dining hall. scheduled for public hearings on made of the waiting list in the learn and to be taught, not to be ex Besides the questionable quality of the Thursday, February 14th at 10:00 A.M. registration booklet so I assumed it ploited. And when one considers that food, there a·re the numerous profit-I in Room 300, Senate Office Building, ny day of 'Add-Drop. How wrong I was. most students are short of money (who motivated rules that hassle students, AI)napolis, Maryland .. John Finlator, This i found out, along with two other isn't nowadays?), we must ask the such as the strict segregation of dorm former Deputy Director, Bureau of students from Silver Spring Md. We entire University hierarchy to consider and commuter patrons, and the Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs, were told by Mr. Farber that we must the, propriety of having a necessary regulation ofthe amount of ~ood alloted Washington, D.C,; Dr, Dorothy wait until our assigned day to Add service on campus run by a profit each student (sometimes ridiculously Whipple, pediatrician and Professor of Drop. Add-Drop'? All we wanted to do motivated company. low). Pediatrics, Georgetown Medical was get on the lousy waiting list-no Look at the Rathskellar as an And of course the cost has gone up School; and I will be testifying in favor transaction, not even a gurantee as in example. On our small primarily with astounding regularity, not to of the bill on behalf of MORML. the process of Add-Drop of even getting commuter campus it has been 'a mention proportion.._ NOW WE NEED YOUR HELP! the course. We insisted that we had popular place to go to "get away" and We realize that certain costs must be 1. Please send a letter, telegram or wasted baluable time, not to mention have a good time at far less than ripoff. met and th,at food and beeer cannot be phone your elected State Represen gasoline, but our plea fell upon deaf prices. And now Ogden threatens to doled out to students at awesome losses tative and Senator immediately in ears. clost' it down because it can't turn a to the University. On the ·other hand, dicating your support for S.B. 17 I realize that schedules are profit. wouldn't it be a much better idea to run decriminalizing marijuana, processed according, to the number of the entire food service operation at 2. In addition, we urge everyone to credits a student has. This I don't costs as opposed to profit? This would send a telegram to Senator J: Joseph totally agree with, but am willing to The RETRIEVER is published every be similar to the Bookstore operation, Curran, Jr" (D-Baltimore), Chairman, accept. I am willing to abide by the Monday except during examination periods, run by the University at farless costs Judicial Proceedings Committee, ruIes as to who makes the Add-Drop holidays and other designated times, during than what it would take an outside: Room 300, Senate Office Building, transaction on what days according to the fall and spring semesters by and for the interest, like Ogden to run it. Such an Annapolis, Maryland, 21404, A Public credits, But being able to get on the students of the UUniversity of Maryland. operation, while maintaining prices Opinion Message (15 word or less) may waiting list on a certain day is going too Baltimore County campus, 5401 Wilkens hig~ enough to ~eet costs 'Yould Jlot be sent by dialing 800-257-2211. There is far. The very nature of the term Avenue, Baltimore, Md., 2..l228 , telephone 455-2224. . find it necessary to charge the helpless. no charge for the phone call, and the waiting list implies that it was done on Opinions expressed herein are those of the consumer any more than absolutely telegram cost of $2.00 can be charged to a first come first serve basis. The authors and are not necessarrry those of the necessary, something an outside in- your phone bill. waiting list to rent an apartment is on a student body, faculty or administration of terest cannot do. We must demonstrate growing public first come first serve basis, the waiting UMBC. The RETRIEVER assumes --...;------support for this position. If the Com list at a doctors office is on a first come responsibility for all material for which the' r I-mittee receives enough telegrams first serve basis, the waiting list at the autf:1or's name is not presented. I Yearboo k I urging support, the bill will pass. If not, meat or bakery counter at the super The RETRIEVER welcomes letters tothe, I I they will likely a void the issue for fear ed itor, Letters shou Id be typed and sub I Letter to the Editor: I of adverse voter reaction. So the fate of mitted to room 116, Hillcrest. Names should I Several members of the SGA Senate the bill depends on the degree to which be included with letters. The RETRI EVER I are interested in making UMBC a more I we can generate visible support in the will not print anonymous letters. The closely knit campus. In our attempt to next few days. Your letter or telegram RETRIEVER willplso refuse to print any I I. letter which may be of a libelous nature. attain a more effective rapport among.1 may well make the difference. I student groups and students with the 1 PLEASE· SEND A TELEGRAM I administration, faculty and staff, a I TODAY. Editor ... Bob Greco I proposal for a school yearbook was I Regards, Assistant Editor ... Bob Hall d ft ddt 11 d b th R. 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£'Chuck Cochran, Charles Lean, Eric I foun d'III th e l'b1 rary, commut er an d ------~---, Cut along dotted line - .. ~otten, Rich Levy, Jack McGloin, dorm cafes, and on the 2nd floor of the I R~rnard Penner ... SPORTS ... Larry I AdminIstration building in OAR. I Pmsky, Joe Shock, Maurice Lee, Dave I I Aylsworth ... REVIEWS ... Rod . I Morgan ... PHOTOGRAPHY ... Mark I I support the yearbook I Schuman, David Jarboe, Wayne White, I I Mark Scanga ... TY~ISTS ... Sharyn I I do not support the yearbook I .. (i~t'berman, Marguerite Seward, . I Ht'len Williams 1------_.I Status and what semester you are in - -I February 11, 1974, The Retriever, Page 7 'Viewpoint Ughden Foods ____ ~~~· ~ __--ln-a-k-e-s--c-h-anges Join our UMBC Food Serice, long . a con- Ughden, one . of America's largest student help up ther e and put in troversial topic here, has 'come into thE conglomerates., began to complain professional counter and cooking staff. news again. The Food Service and its about the losses they were incurring "We feel that this way might be the client franchise Ughden Fo~ds, are running the Rathskellar in the best way to maximize efficiency, not to bemoaning their financial hardship~ basement of Hillcrest Building. mention profit, at the least loss of and threatening to ease them at thf However, Ughden has long been dining and drinking pleasure to the staff and expense of the UMBC community. complaining that their profits have suckers, hat is, students." , Mr. William Stales, Director of Food been too low from the running of all Another idea, bearing the ert- Services here, put it this way, "The their UMBC operations, which also anagement, suggested moving the high cost of food has forced us to include the Dining Hall, the Cafeteria, Rathsekllar to the 'Dining Hall com- reconsider our unabashed generosity to and the Sandwich Shop in the Ad- plex, with only a few basic changes in meet our the UMBC community. After all , we ministration Building. structure. A spokesman for the com- have to eat,too. Besides, if the Regents To alleviate their Rathskellar losses pany elaborated on those changes. "Of can raise tuition to ridiculously high Ughden decided to fire the manager: course, we would require all students to 5, we find it completely within ,our "After all, that's what baseball teams purchase a Rathskellar Card' at the rights to raise our prices to ridiculously do when they start losing," rationalized beginning of each semester. This card high levels." an Ughden spokesman. would be.,good for the entire semester friendly These remarks were prompted when They then threatend to fire all their and would entitle each student to a certain quanity of beverage and a , <;ertain number of pizza slices each week. We would, of course, insist on knowledgeabl s certain regulations, such as each student must purchase a card and market takes the form of tickets, but it Similarly, recent polls indicate the violations of our rUles would result in the well-groomed is still on a first come first serve basis. complexity of public sentiment; The loss of the card with no refund." Stales If I can get a medium sized steak for Roper Poll reveals that 79% of the said that he was considering this idea, $3.49 on a first come first serve basis people are convinved that Nixon is adding that it looked why cap't I get a medium level course guilty of one or more serious charge. prom ising.," .. ,from the financial sober for $349.00 on a first come first serve And Gallup's last poll (taken before the angle. " basis'? experts' testimony on the tape Ughden said that it hoped to recoup Joe Bull erasures) indicates only 29% approve its other losses by further cutting down of the way Nixon is doing his job. on portions in the Dining Hall. "But we However, Gallup also finds the nation still plan to serve real meat at least Impeach is pretty evenly divided on whether or twice a week, whenever possiblble," not Nixon should resign or be removed. said Stales. The victual vendors also TO: Impeachment Organizers, And the Roper Poll shows a slim' announced that they would reduce the . Student Government Leaders, Campus majority against impeachment: 45% to variety of beverages available to & Alternative Press Editors 44% indicate their opposition stems not dining hall patrons. "But we still plan FROM: The National Campaign to from belief in the President's in to keep the water cooler going," added Impeach Nixon, Washington Office nocence but from fear of the ' Stales hastily. Dear Friends, destructive effect impeachment Student leaders saw the problem Yesterday, in a major article entitled proceedings could have. through another light. They remarked "Congress Deluged With Lobbies For Last week, thousands gave Bob that the twelve percent that the and Against Impeachment", the Dylan two ovations here when he sand University skims offf the top or- the Washington Post announced that "the "Congressmen, please heed the call" F'ood Serices gross intake might have cloud which hangs over the Nixon and "even the President must stand something to do with Ughden's failure presidency is about to break ... an epic naked." Last Saturday, the local to turn a profit out of its UMBC en struggle is emerging, a political battle Washington Area Coalition's Im terprises. The Office of the Vice over the fate of Richard M. Nixon." peachment Ball attracted a diverse Chancellor for Administrative Affairs, Another article in the same paper capacity crowd--over 2,500 persons- where the books are kept, fed further agreed that the "Impeachment Issue who listened to Phil Ochs sing and tell fuel to the fire by reporting that they Will Dominate the '74 Session of the us that "the Seventies are finally ha ven 't seen any money from this 93rd Congress." beginning. " twelve percent skimming all year. As you probably know, Congress has 30 They did report that they have had a been home on recess, testing public Every day, the National Campaign requisition for plane fare so that Stales sentiment in what Joseph Alsop calls , office receives more inquiries from could go to· Tahiti. the most "intense and elaborate in ,local groups that have spontaneously :Jay Danick, enterprising boss of the vestigation of grass-roots sentiment in sprung up throughout the country in fIillcrest Recreation Racket~ came up living memory" to find out whether the places where previous movements 'Nith his solution to the food problem at American people want Nixon to resign, never took root. The sustained, per JMBC. "We plan to open akosher be impeached or stay in office. sistent nature of grass roots im dtchen up here at our Rec Center. Ironically, most press reports indicate peachment organizing is extremely Ne'll operate strictly at costs, with that public opinion is divided with promising. One of the two immediate mly a small cover charge to bribe the responses ranging from "throw the objectives we must pursue is local in Health Inspectors." bum out" to "I wish he'd resign" to nature--to continue and expand our Danick's generosity will probably be "Get it over with, whatever you do". mass educational work, explaining the '. hrwarted, however. Chancellor Lee is 'why' of Watergate and the 'hows' of holding up his permission for the impeachment so that the slim margin Jperation pending the resolution of a against is reversed during the next few ;>rotest from Marty Schwartz of the crucial months. Biology Department. It seems Dr. Sch The other immediate objective is wartz demands the privilege of being national--mounting visible pressure on Chief Cook and Master Taster in Congress here. It is more difficult Danick's kitchen and Jay strictly nixes because it demands a coordinated, that idea. . , national effort focusing on Capitol Hill Meanwhile, Ugh den announced the by a movement which has been highly appointment of a new manager for the localized to date. So far, the press, ailing Rathskellar. "We needed a man public and elected representatives skilled in' economics, good at public ha ve seen our movement for im relations, and used-to keeping students peachment as a vague expression of in line. Therefore, the new manager of editor! sentiment rather than an organized the UMBC Rathskellar is Dr. Morton political force. 8aratz." Plans were immediately drawn up to Come to our move the Rat to the' tenth floor of the ,Administration Building. Dr. Barat2 was confident that this could be done meetings RECYCLE TIllS PAPER ust as soon as the lease could be signed RECYCLE THIS PAFER moving the Rat into the premises Monday EM 103 W-:CYCLE THIS P ,\PER RECYCLE THIS PAPER formerly occuped by Lee's Place, a RECYCLE THIS PAPER Chinese restaurant and carry-out shop that went bankrupt this past at 1 :00 some protestors!" minimester.-- bv Bob Hall Doctor's Bag
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hand, anxiety can work menus. Sources of free wonders in producing information about food are: constipation and lasts a Cooperative Extension great deal longer than it Services from your local By Arnold Werner, M.D. takes for a superficial skin Agricultural college and Address letters to Dr. tear to heal. Office of Information, U.S. Arnold Werner, Box 974. Anal intercourse without Department of Agriculture, East Lansing, Mi. 4!J823. 'the use of a condom carries Wash., D.C. 20250 with it a very real risk of If I take your last com The Doctor's Bag urethral infection in the ment literally, it's less a QUESTION: I am a malf' man; serious vaginal or matter of masturbation grad student with a fetish bladder infections in the hair to grow on your palms ' for having my feet fondled, woman can occur if genital than it is a matter of not cuddled, sucked etc. To me, intercourse follows under doing 'it' leading one to eat this is the ultimate in sexual these circumstances. dog food. experience. This, however, is not my problem. The problem is that after years QUESTION: With food QUESTION: Could you of 'satisfaction my feet are prices skyrocketing my controlled, the presence of _please give me some in QUESTION: I have had a slowly losing their sen roommate and I have sought carcinogenic agents and formation about migraine full beard for about the last sitiveness and hence I am ans of reducing food bills. three years. Within the last other poisons can be proportiaonately losing Can humans eat dried dog headaches? For instance precisely specified (as what is the cause and can year or so the skin under my pleasurable experiences. Is food and is it good for you? beard has begun to itch and required by law) and held to . there anything I can do to' Not being gourmets we are going on the birth control pill six months ago have any particles ha ve occasionally constant amounts in each restore my feet? willing to try anything once. flaked off. I shampoo the brand. ANSWER: Fetishes by and Also, do you have a brand effect upon the onset of my first migraine headache? I beard at least twice a week A marijuana joint on the large are fairly harmless which you particularly with special formula other hand, is a haphazardly sexual rituals (almost solely prefer? By the way, keep on have heard that they are a sign of intelligence, is there shampoos to relieve dan produced thing, usually engaged in by _men) that printing the truth, but don't homemade from black any truth to this? Do they druff and while itching have a knack for being. try to convince me 'it' might be relieved for a few market weeds of varying rather limited in terms of doesn't cause hair to grow ha ve to do with tension? Are there any hereditary fac days, the skin under my quality. In addition, function. For instance, some ori your palms. beard still appears dry and adulterants such as basil men are, so bound up with ANSWER: How tors? flaky. lea yes and other spices are their fetishes that they are discour.aging, how ab ANSWER: Obviously this is not infrequently introduced. unable to engage in more solutely discouraging. I ANSWER: Migraine not a case of habitual sloppy Therefore, there is no way of run-of-the-mill type of sympathize completely with headaches are caused by a eating of pea soup but rather accurately indicating what sexual activities. With such' the difficulty of dealing with disturbance of function of a variation on the dry flaky the tar content is of exciting feet, what do you do rising food prices, but to and outside of the head scalp, a condition which is marijuana. But, it seems with your penis? ' Also, you have to point out to me that which results in an unusual very common in the winter extraordinarily farfetched haven't specified whether you are not a gourm'et while constriction followed by but which is not dandruff. In that anybody could painful enlargement of the . you masturbate your own asking me' about eating the past, the cure I have smoke enough marijuana toes or someone does it for dried dog food, is too much. arteries. These headaches recommended is to to do the type of damage to you. And then, you compound the typically are preceeded by periodically fertilize one's one's lungs that cigarette visual changes, including If the rest of your sexual insult by asking me if there scalp with olive oil and wrap smokers do so commonly. flashing lights and blind functioning i~ adequate, you is a brand that I personally one's head in hot wet towels There are individuals with spots, as well as by certain might just have to accept prefer! Dog biscuits with a for a couple of hours very sensitive lungs who sensory changes such as your liJ~itations as part of glass of milk when you followed by washing the undoubtedly suffer sis tress normal aging. If however, return from class I could numbness in a hand or leg. at inhaling any smoke and The headache itself pulses whole thing out with a mild other forms of sexual ex understand, but dog food for shampoo. Some shampoo these pe ople might very and is usually restricted to pression are thwarted- I dinner, never! products on the market tend well develop bronchial one side of the head. Many would say you were in need'i There _are no federal to be so drying that they irritation with marijuana of these headaches are of some professional help-- standards of -purity for only make the condition just as they would be by and from a podiatrist. animal foods as there are extremely mild and easily worse, so be careful. smoking cigarettes or being stopped by aspirin or other for human foods. Therefore, I am sure that the olive oil in a sqlOke-filled room or medication at the first signs the liklihood of con deal would work well on other polluted environment. tamination with bacteria is of the headache but, your face but there is a less sometimes they are very higher. Much of the con odoriferous alternative. severe and disabling. They tamination occurs after the Wash your beard thoroughly are often associated with QUESTION: - Many times food is processed, since the and vigorousJy massage nausea and vomiting. There after I have intercourse I processing itself has your face getting rid of as is a familar pattern and ha ve some pain on sterilizing effects. Canned many of the flakes as you many sufferers have the urination. The pain has dogfood is probably cleaner can. After you dry your face than the dried stuff. Dog headache when they are always gone away after a under pressure or when they apply a moisturizing lotion week or so. I was checked food is also made from parts and rub it into the skin. Any of animals considered at are tense. Migraine is an for VD last month and it was unlikely sign of intelligence common run-of-the-mill negative. (Written by a least esthetically un moisturizing lotion sold to but, one would expect them woman). QUESTION: Several weeks pleasant to contemplate a pply to hands and body ago my boyfriend and I eating, such as eyes, snouts, to be more common in ANSWER: Painful should work fine but you urination may be a sign of a engaged in anal ·sex. Since udders and intestines. Some striving, success-oriented might want to get the least people. bladder or kidney infection. then I ha ve had a bad case of ' of the animals used in feed' perfumed one available. constipation. Drug store have died of natural causes When this occurs following There appears to be a intercourse as you describe, laxatives seem to have no rather than having been fairly definite increase in effect on me. I was won slaughtered while healthy. QUESTION: I recently it i~ often a sign that bac -incidence of migrainous heard that smoking one joint teria have been introduced dering if my experience of a Nutritionally, dog food headaches in women taking couple of weeks ago could may be better than some was equivalent in tar con- - into the bladder during possibly be related to my , terribly deficient human the birth control pill. tent to smoking a whole intercourse and infection present difficulties as I have diets, but hby no means Women with preexisting pack of cigarettes. I found has occurred. Such an in never been greatly con would it be considered mild migraine have had this a bit hard to believe ~md fection should be treated stipated before. really adequate. The taste is severe attacks with the pill am writing to find out what and not be allowed to just ANSWER: Anal intercourse also undesirable by most and the headache has ap if any tar, nicotine or other disappear by itself. can result in a tearing of the human standards, so by the peared for the first time in carcinogenic stuff is in Women are more skin that lines the anal time you doctored it up to many women after they marijuana. susceptible to urinary tract sphincter which would , make it platable and began the pill. Many ANSWER: Cigarettes are infections than men because result in painful defecation nutritious, I doubt if you'd physicians feet that the one of the most remarkable the urethra (the tube until such tears are healed ' be saving any money. You presence of migraine agricultural products of our carrying urine from the up. Pi ainful defecation would be better off using one headache is a con age. The growth of tobacco bladder out) is very short almost inevitably leads to of the many available cook traindication to the use of and the production of allowing bacteria to find constipation. On the other books featuring inexpensive the birth control pill. cigarettes are so carefully their way into the bladder. Entertainment February 11, 1974, The Retriever, Page 9 73 Wrap-up: Diverse styles and talents There is a very strong possibility the year, and the same goes for the shortage. Consequently, record that 1973 may go down in history as artwork within. 1973 was also the year ,companies are trimming their rosters the year the earth collapsed. The , that Elton John reached his musical for performers, eliminating two and Arabs and Israelies scrapped for maturity. 'Goodbye Yellow Brick - three record sets, and raising their awhile, Europe pleaded bankruptcy, Road', also one of the year's best, prices. All is not lost however, since , meat prices zoomed upwards, Nixon contained an impressive assortment the quality of music is bound to im made a fool of himself several times of musical styles. prove as a result. over, and Spiro Agnew is probably Each of the Beatles had something Last year could be called a good driving a cab somewhere. One must to say last year, and George Harrison year for albums, but a horrible year not forget the communist plot to halt seemed to be saying the most. for singles and AM radio. Helen the leisurely Sunday drive-the energy George's 'Living in the , Material Reddy, ,Dawn, Donna Fargo, and crisis. Ah, but put your mind at ease Wo'rld' LP could possibly be the best Gilbert O'Sullivan have helped to at last Nixon had not yet introduced of all post-Beatle albums to date. greatly increase tape player sales in his 'stereo abolishment' bill. Even 'Ringo' was a pleasing and unex cars. When examining albums, in though Tony Orlando tied a' few pected surprise from the most creased experimentation was not only ribbons around old oak trees, there ignored Beatle. McCartney's 'Red noticeable, but highly commercial as was some good music last year. Rose Speedway' and 'Band' on the well. Pink Floyd, with their un Doesn't anybody remember? Run' were a delight to bloodthirsty classifiable brand of music, 1973 was a year that record com critics who thrive on the trite lyrics developed a large following of panies got together some pretty good and 'pop' sound that Paul displays. listeners. Stevie Wonder sessions with major talents. Cert~inly However, some people (myself in revolutionized black music with his the London Jerry Lee Lewis session cluded) would prefer a simple, pretty album 'Innervisions', a master was one of the best. Alvin Lee, 'song like 'My Love' to Dylan's ful fusion of jazz, blues, soul, and Matthew Fisher, Peter Frampton, 'Rolling Stone' any day of the week. 'moog synthesizer. Todd Rundgren's Rory Gallagher, Kenny Jones, and (t.hat's why both McCartney Ip's went 'A Wizard, A True Star' displayed several more of England's best joined gold) And John Lennon reassured us unheard of recording techniques,' as Jerry for his finest album ever. that he was just as disorganized and well as advanced-instrumentation and Another Britisher, Ringo Starr, got insecure as ever with:Mind Games', vocal styles. And guitarist Carlos together a pretty good lineup also. a ,Pathetic victory at best. Santana developed a style of music Paul, John, and George chimed in, as The record industry itself un that is nothing but his own. Moving well as The Band, Harry Nillson, and derwent a lot of changes last year. away from the Latin sound, Santana Berry Gordy decided he could get just MCA records (formerly Decca) created a style ' part ,jazz, part as much publicity as, anyone else, so emerged as one of the best in '73. African, but mostly spiritual- a music he teamed Marvin Gaye and Diana Releases from such people as The with inner-consciousness. From the Ross. The result was a pleasing Who, Elton John, John Entwhistle, diversity of styles displayed last year, standoff, with both singers per Lynrd Skynrd, The Blues Project, and it's difficult to predict what's ahead forming superbly. Wishbone Ash pushed MCA quickly to for this year. In a recent interview, '73 was not a good year for 'live' the top. Columbia records president John'Lennon reminded everyone that albums. Leon Russell and Derek and - Clive Davis was fired for misuse of social and musical happenings seem the Dominoes released live albums company funds. which triggered a to run in five year cycles. Now that Dr. containing not more than ten minutes the entire industry. By the end of the John has announced he will produce ' of listenable music. The Beach Boys, year, the industry was faced with a Kate Smith's comeback album, let's after releasing 'Holland' (one of the vinyl shortage as a result of the oil hope that 1974 is the year. TODD finest albums of all last year) came Neal McGarity ... advanced out with a very disappointing live effort. So did Eric Clapton, as well as Creedence Clearwater. Live albums Eliot play to represent have been selling poorly in recent years, so the trend for '74 could easily be an increase in studio recording. Paul Simon came out of a one year UMBC for festival musi,cal silence with 'There Goes Rhymin' Simon.' The album was For the first time in three years, the won in competition with other among the best of '73, and established theater department of UMBC has regional winner at the Kennedy him as a songwriter with few equals. been chosen to participate, in the Center in Washington. ('Kodachrome' was one of the more Middle Atlantic Region of the The UMBC production of "Murder listenable songs to hit the AM air . American College Theater Festival. ed by Dr. Anne C. Reid, with William wa ves) Procol Harum surprised the This years production, T. S. Eliot's' T. Brown as set designer, Bob Arnold industry with Grand Hotel an ex "Murder in the Cathedral" will be as costume designer, and Lynn cellent synthesis of Rock and 'presented Friday February 15 at 8: 00 Hyman -as light designer. Original Classical music. The lyrics for 'Hotel' McCARTNEY pm at the' four day festival held at ~ music was composed for the pr ,....w_e_r_e_d_e_fi_n_it_e.....;;ly_t_h_e_m_o_st_i_n_te_r_e_s_ti_n..::,g_o_f _____... critic 's delight ___---. Gallaudet College in Washington. duction by Dr. Felix Powell. Four plays were chosen from The Regional Festival runs from ' regional colleges and universities in February 14-17 and is sponsored by 'Winners and Losers the Maryland, Delaware, and D.C. the John F. Kennedy Center for the i Performing Arts, the Smithsonaian Surprise of the year ... Leon Russel's Worst Album of the year ... Stephen area. Along with UMBC there will be In~t and the A.N. T.A. "Hank Wilson's Back" and album of Stills & Manassas "Down the Road" productions by the University of great bluegrass that no one suspected Most Improved Group ... Electric Maryland College Park; the US Naval Leon was capable of. Light Orchestra, for their per-' Academy; and an original script from Most overplayed song of the formance on "'The Third Day" - much Federal City College. year ... "Free Ride" Edgar Winter better than their previouS two Each year the UMBC drama Group. albums. has submitted a production for Capitalist of the year ... Bob Dylan. Disappointment of the consideration and each year has been Best Nostalgia Album (50's year.;. "Goat$ - Head Soup" The selected for the festival. Past shows musicL .. John Entwhistle's "Rigor Rolling Stones. include "The Lark" in 1972 and "The Mortis Sets In" Comeback of the year ... Johnny White House Murder Case" in 1973. Worst Lyrics ... Grand Funks' Winter. The 1974 entry "Murder in the "We're An American Band" (" ... the Dud of the year ... the comet Cathedral"_lJlarks the only time in the hotel detective-he was outasite"). Kahoutek. region's history that a school has been Dark Horse of the year ... J ose Most Active Session Men ... Klaus selected three consecutive times. Feliciano's "Compartments" (with Voorman, Jim Horn, Sneeky Pete Another ~spect of the Theater guest artists Seals & Crofts, Loggins Drake, Jim Keltner, etc. Festival is competition for the Irene & Messina, Leon Russell, and Bill Lazy Bum award ... Eric Clapton. Ryan Acting Scholarship both on the' Withers) . Liar of the year ... Richard "No region~l and national levels. UMBC Farewell award ... Joe Cocker, for student Jeffrey Ware was tne 1973 Prior Knowledge" Nixon. LEWIS ruining whatever talent he once had. recipient, of a $500 regional scholar ship and the $2,000 national which he ...fine album t Bulletin Boarcl SPDP Offered
Psychology, Education, and' the Hospital. -Also, students par SOCiology majors interested in ticipating in the eight week gettin on-the-job experience and sequence of the first division of training in helping skills can SPDP will be required to attend volunteer to serve in the Socio o,ne hour weekly' supervisory Physical Developmental Program sessions on Wednesdays from 2-3 (SPDP) this semester. The, p.m. program offers experience in Although no college credit is working with and developing a formally given for participation in relationship with adolescent and SPDP the experience may be adult residents of Spring Grove, applied toward independent study Hospital Center. According to Dr. courses and practicums in some Harvey Rapp, Director of SPDP academic departments. and staff psychologist at Spring ' If you are interested in volun Grove, the program provides teering for SPDP, come to its career exploration for students and initial orientation session in UMBC a theraputic service to the Spring Residence I, 1st floor lounge at 2 Grove community. p.m., Wednesday February 13. Entering its sixth successful Your questions may be answered semester at UMBC, SPDP enables by Annyce ( 455-2625) or Marvin students to sign up for any or all of (455-2665), or Toby (358-1535L its three distinct program divisions. The first is based at UMBC in Gym I where adolescents from the hospital center are Open Univ.-extends program transported to meet with students College Park, Md., Dec. 21-- As who work with them on social and have more to work with on their technology, and natural sciences. 4 Marjorie Kleiman, Director of physical developmental skills one the energy crush worsens, own.' Open to all high school graduates, the UMBC Choruses has an hour (3-4 p.m.) each Wednesday thousands of students commuting Those students who desire each 18-credit course lasts 36 nounced that there are positions for eight weeks. The second three to five times a week to assistance or more personal weeks, but it may be taken in 3 open in both choirs for the spring division of the program is held at colleges across the state may not contact with their tutors and fellow terms. Each term earns 6 credit semester. Auditions were held last Spring Grove's White Building be registering for the coming term. classmates do have the op hours. week, however, Kleiman notes that School where students can gain But Dr. Betty Jo Mayeske, portunity of meeting at Open Registrattions, which may be interested students may still experience in special education. director of Open University, the University learing centers. handled entirely by mail, will be contact her this week. Students SPDP will involve working with fully accredited, independent 'However,' Dr. Mayeske observed, accepted through January 18 while may still register for either choir adult residents of Spring Grove's study program of the University of 'the centers are located in neigh course vacancies last. Information course this week. Registration is Prince George's County Unit III. Maryland's University College, borhoods throughout the packets containing -.registration by permission only and requires an Students helping out at the White anticipates much less difficulty for Baltimore-Washington area, not materials may be obtained by audition with the director. Building School or Unit III can do her present and incoming students.' just on our campuses. And the calling (301) 454-2765 or writing Kleiman stressed the particular so for the entire semester and can "Open University uses a unique meetings--scheduled only once a Open University, Center of Adult need for male singers. She also arrange their volunteering times learning system," she pointed out. week--are optional. Education, University of noted that extensive experience is with the School and Hospital staff. Television programs, sup Maryland's Open University will Maryland, College Park, Md. not required for the Concert To qualify for participation in plementary films and tapes, and offer five interdisciplinary courses 20742. Chorus. Students interested' in an SPDP, students must attend home laboratory kits augment the in its next session, beginning In audition should contact Kleiman, orientation sessions and tr aining written materials and texts January: foundation courses in Beginning Wednesday, February whose office is on the fourth floor of workshops and be interviewed designed specifically for in humanities, social and behavioral 13, 1974, Mr. Wilson R. Bell, the Fine Arts. Building or call Ext. prior to their providing service to dependent study. The students sciences, mathematics, minority recruiter for the 2954. University of Maryland at Baltimore Professional Schools will be in UMBC's Minority Upcoming Campus Events Recruitment Office (Room 222 AD) Help to offer counselling services to minority students enrolled in the The Maryland Pharmaceutical pre-professional programs. Mr. Society is offering a $600.00 Sunday, February 10 Exhibits UMBC vs. Goucher UMBC vs. Prince George's Bell will be on campus from 11:00 scholarship for a minority student Art Exhibit, UMBC Faculty Art College, (Women's Basketbam, Community College, (J. V. a.m. to 2:00 p.m. every other to a college of Pharmacy. For Works, (painting, sculpture, et Away, 7 p.m. UMBC vs. Mt. St. Basketball), Home, 8 p.m. Wednesday. If you have questions consideration, write the Society at ching, engravings, graphics, and Mary's (Basketball), Away, 8 p:m_ or.if you are intersted in enrolling 4200 Edmondson Avenue, Friday, February 15 works in clay), UMBC Library 'Weekend', (film)~ Lecture Hall in one oflthe pre-professional Baltimore, Maryland 21229 stating Black Student Union Meeting, Gallery, Regular 'Library Hours, II, 8 p.m., Open to the public programs, come over to the your need for assistance, your Sunday, 2 p.m. - 11 p.m., Monday Lecture Hall II, 1 p.m. UMBC vs. without charge. Hunt Scholar Minority Recruitment Office. No ambitions in Pharmacy and Bowie State College, (Women's through Thursday, 8 a.m. - 11 p.m., ship Fund Cabaret, Dining Hall III, appointments are necessary, pertinent information about you or Basketball), . Home, 6:30 p.m. F'riday, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m., Saturday, by ticket only For further details, contact the profession. Deadline for ap to a.m. - 5 p.m., Open to the Public UMBC vs: Gallaudet, Saturday, February 16 Ms. Gloria Jackson at 455-2293. plication is February 15, 1974. Without Charge. Exhibit Of the (Basketball), WAY, * P.M. winners in the A. Aubrey Bodine Tuesday, February 12 Exhibits Tri-Meet at UMBC, Memorial Photographic Contest, Exhibits UMBC vs. Morgan (track) , 1 p.m. UMBC vs . (Grand Prize Winner and First State College, (Women's Gallaudet College, (Wrestling), Attention Dorm Place Winners in both color and Basketball), Away, 7:30 p.m. Away, 2 p.m. . UMBC vs. St. black and white, - landscape, Wednesday, February 13 Mary's,
Fine Wines 'Chilled Wines SCHLITZ ON TAP Closest to UMBC Page 12, The Retriever, February 11,1974 Rember February 15 deadline 10 file fo~ gradualion~ SENIORS, This .. uestlonalre is being pubUshed 10 glYe all students graduating this June an opportunity to yote for their choice of commencement speaker. Please ret~rn this ..uestionaire to Duncan Sens office (EM.213) b, Wed., Feb. 20.
1. I think the commencement speaker should be from the field of (check one):
A. IIAIL. POLIIICS E. THE ARTS I. IIIIERIIA TL. POLIICS F. lIews & Communicalions C. IUSIIIESS WORLD G· SPORIS D. EDUCA 11011 H. OIHER (Social Science, Health, elc.)
2. I think the commencement speaker should be (select one speaker from each a~ea):
A. Natl. Politics Barry Goldwater Ted Kennedy John Lindsey Gerald Ford Marvin Mandel George McGovern Willaim Fulbright Archibald Cox . Eugene McCarthy Jesse Jackson Margaret Chase Smith John Dean Paul McCloskey Wilbur Mills Elliot Richardson Melvin Laird Julian Bond Edmond Muskie Hene Charles Mathias JOseph Tydings Richard Nixon Henry Jackson Other Charles Percy William Ruckelshaus Ronald Regan B. Internatl. Politics .George Kennon Pierie Froudeau Henry Kissinger Bernadett Devlin Curt Woldheim Willie Brant Admiral Elmo Zumwalt Other C. Business World William Lear Pierce Paul Schweitzer George Shultz Edwin Lard Robert Sarnoff Ferdivand Lindberg George Meaney Lee laccoa John Connally, Jr. J. Lewis Miller Robert Theobald Other Jackson Grayson Robert Townsend General James Gavin Robert Heilbeoser Paul Same Paul Samuelson D. Education S'I' Hayakawa Hyman Rickover Jean Pioget Carl Rodgers Clark Kerr Jerome Brunner Theo Hesbaugh Other Judson Jerome Kingman Brewster James Herndon Jonathan Kozal Alexander Heard Terry Sanford E. The Arts Issac Asimov Alfred Hitchcock E.E. Cummings Ken Kesy Bernard Malomual David Frost Carroll 0' Connor Joyce Carol Oates Kirt Vonnegut - Dick Cavett Norman Rockwell John· Lemmon Normal Mailer Franklin Schaffer Andy Worhel James Baldwin Edward Albee Robert Heinlein David Carradine Frank Sinatra Niki Grovanni Charles Reich Salvadore Dali Harold Pinter Peter Bogdonavich Gene Hackman Peter Bogdov George C. Scott Other F. News & Communications Walter Cronkite Catherine Mackin Pauline Kael Jack Anderson David Vrinkley Frank McGee Frank Reynolds Howard K. Smith Art Buchwald James Reston Will iam F. Buckley Dan Rather Peter Jennings Carl T. Rowan Harry Reasoner Nickolos Johnson John Chancellor Marti n Agronsky Joseph Croft Other G. Sports Robert I rsey Avery Brundoge , Mohammid Ali Other Pete Rozelle Billie Jean King Jim McKay Howard Cosell Joe Namath Henry Aaron H. Other (i.e. social sciences, public interest) Gloria Steimen Arnold Toynbee Dr. Denton Cooley Daniel Bell Dr. David Ruben Arthur Schlesinger Dr. David Rogers Other 3. I think there should be a student representative from Class of 1974 speaking at Commencement. Agree Disagree 4. I will be attending Commencement exercises Ves No Each ,ear the Senior Class receiYes an appropriation from the SGA 10 help subsldi'ze some sorl of adiYit,. Ihls ,ear we r.celyed 51,000 which win help d.fer the cost of an actlylty. Howeyer, II should be polnt.d out thai Ihe adiylty might haye some nominal cost. S. The Senior Class activity I would be most interest in is: Big Name Concert (free or reduced price for Seniors) Formal Prom Semi-formal Prom Boat Cruise MAllY IHAIIKS, IIAME 'No 'Senior Activity, with money SOCIAL SECURITY IIUMIER going to Trust Fund or Scholarship LARRY STEIN CREDIT HOURS Other . SEIIIOR CLASS PRESIDEIII