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'1&4M A*"'-96..OWL,. 1%..mue. 01all, AWf1 Total University Shutdown 10I Aldmmmt Skp~X WJ»L14,lT6 ^ ^ A_^^ ~~-A-&_- ft""^ May Prompt CSEA Strike TI-II isii itiili ~~~~-- -A _acw b o. a m _ By JONATHAN D. SALANT work so ate may om b-y WM-ftsAw. 2 Whfe some academi- bufllbe the pefomthi dulties" V~ch am Lbrary, the Inftry and th Stony tht ould be WgL- Brook Union will remain open dusing Fo's ph= o m Acmcss ol Lant ditayta fam=rt Ia*oe to te now month-ong in s-a VW . ~~~~~~- week, adding a wek on toe end of . Uao 11tir URieSWity pkns to do" dow w^L.h2 _ A------for two days. I it doe, capus the , ud _ o f a UetL20" cdlseri union nay cad a st. one-week "redin t~and review"p it d ' f - T -h I .. , t^ebSW^^___ suck.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The doing of an d Oom YomdC ak tn.;apit the sav Fri.

dw Sa* e la ON to Mt to ri . hi~~~~.: Ans C" she m e nt el&mnae hlt of ea Sednt Staoe -~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~& Ai w coayacIly an t wo Unhivestyo New York budgt deit 2 cop14caNa n _ Friay ecomber 26 ad -Jamia 2. asms Is. Th~fis balance the Unvesityls budpe ,Thiosis an eco of at _ktudfit to pftt wdr," be flaW Pbod misled that the Prond wil mismi w a siwsaga t-e '. - wa8 - e caouleBedabe two-dy -0-d « ft eUio rt4 » _ _~~__ as f_ _eiiL Lt day in ism wiout-pay. Food add that su& opp to reAe _* and AW^^^^^vtes^ ^^k &am WIitm th e ad&k«J ^«^fft^& i loll- Mit Z conbect wmt C8 E' soyand's Unde the p 1 s wbo a lockut;O w my that's prudent -ustliveOB campus will be hoase In S Xm. In a letter to be distributed mWalnatmietw week begWL the cn be dd. o toe Unvesiy Cuy tod.a {_~~t 6 w HI"owever, Stooy Brook CE P ttd that "i g auent 1 day'_ait _r d at Pledaet _^-H, Al Vancchl said tat it wn livngwitina 500-taft rad, of*th s -_ wfa be mM -; in .an of the contact "We wen eamu who do not bave an

hind to wow so may day of the extraordinay justification for Xuintb rite Beetr oar Wb - f- = .- year," be sJd. "We hae eleven pid rm on campus wi be excluded acaemcufilni ff be doced tel holiday; now we have to take another fom housing." Gudlnes be FMi 6 PK to 68 AML 7ese ~~~~~~ a two. WeOW oing to do what we think prepaed by Student Attain and byc~l th Coupla Cne, metlcdtat h nwt is right. I Dr. Pond is looking for a -m r by,Hosibg. 1i Cue1(*, and South Bo walkout, well give him a walkout. If Assist to the Aident John which hoes to C _ T . Bo"wa due, -to oiitmimat~ at the iut,be he is looking for a strike, wel give Buness said that about 600udts $16,000 a Dow him a srike." usually rm aon campus during AnsamtEecutve Vbic Pfeil ealt Pond said that all employees not inte __on, and Stap XII has 1,000 SAford Get" m d t th engaged In esential services will be spaoes. He sold that the University U r we an (159000 a dey by' asked to take leaves during should be able to houe all students in closing mny I_ om lo1 rmweBino bd nilrfd g inteal_ on. All employees in esntlal the one quad. services will be notfied by Deember "Dormtoies a noe lydosed cosot of keeping Uw etty ops 10. Pond said that other employees over iten but many e an mika week In May, the net pW. X who report to work may be easigned have been made," Pond said. '"We c $10,000. "to other than their usua place of no longer afford to 1o that. Pondbid tdu the Unhity bad

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..P- r udit: Despite Problems, SB Fares Well

By JASON MANNE Stony Brook in serious need of Improvement." Th1 the 159 students 16 won fond to baw gos While Stony Brook University fared well overall in year the auditors found that Stony Brook o s sthat "exceded ae p bedg n a state audit ftport released this week, the auditors 'responded by taking various Asp to coct te and three, bad hig school avegs In exMOs or the found everal areas showing lack of control and conditions" (found in 1968) and "considerabe maxmum. The auit pot soidtdug X to _hms mismanagement within the Stony Brook improvement wa achieved." gbb sdets wa 182 over yOM administration. Problems with AIM Acting Vke PteI dent kw Fame andb Responsible for Audit Butthis year, the auditors found serious problems Cad Hm sol that Xw nowfor a Is The audit prepared by the New York State with the Advancement on Individual Merit Prora. the AIM offie was that the AIM "bad; Department of Audit and Control, covered the period The progm i supposed to provide educationa deve-ope alm- t Me a eAnowerte from 1968 through June 1974. Ihe Department of opportunities for theedonally and ca ly Unveblty." Hma sod dtu AIM was l Audit and Control Is responsible for periodically deprived student. The report said that t A ow studets a e ds auditing al state agencies inacordance with the New progam did not meet many state requbets and now A ds mus be GM"* to York StateLaw. dtsburied money to ineligible students. a offi and respfmty IoAB In the last audit of Stony Brook in 1968 the In a sample of 159 out of 430 ADA students the k auditors found "financial and operational controls at auditon found 12 percent were Ig for aid. Of (Continued on pp 2V Y -.do -- --- m ---- AIM Program Criticized in State Audit of SB (Cotnued frm pa 1) 12 hous a week." The auditors noted "Students felt was not being used when measured in terms of the 46 The audktoa condemned the-administrative owe boll, that earning wa near ImpossIble in the exesvey boun a week that such rooms weo for use." As of the ADI progpam. They westiated that the dasess." Tw auditors recommended that Stony Brook a rslt of the study the auditors recommended that of the pnomEcoa $218 per student. esabbish teachIng lowd dad and account for time "before additiol construction s itiaed a review be Boy k iSCuM01 costs of on doltar fculty spends outside of the a made" of Stony Brook's needs and utilization of lb tor every five dod aspent the audit dated. SW utilizt too, was criticized by the audit. peent resources. Genenly, the audito nd inompete educaional "Approximately 65 percent of the instructionl spwe Acting University President T. Alexander Pond d faiales in the ADA. T State criticized the audit comments on aitb work loads and Law requires dd A des be certifed space utilization in a statement issued yesterday. 'These by Ihwogpteta for copeiga Ccoeg educatio conclusions on utilization were arrived at without a full Nlety out o£ the 159 student spbd did not har study of the methods used by either the State University of other Universities to set space-use standards and webh ceotfication. 9 The audton albo cdtized the comparatively low instructional assignments for the faculty.# number of houn boulty spend teaching. "The faculty The auditon criticized Stony Brook's telephone teaching wokbMoat Stany Brook in tems of its 12.84 utilization and felt that up to $100,000 savings could be weekly contact houn for the FaB 1972 m ter anked realized at Stony Brook by better controls. Pond said third among the four State University of New York yesterday that Stony Brook's telephone system was Cent . . .The e low avexage utzaon also had being revamped. The auditors said that as a percentage cout signicanne since (73 perent) of the total 627.63 of the entire budget, Stony Brook had the highest hlfl ffme equivflant ficulty were In the her salaried expenditure for telephone use in the SUNY system. prosor e y, 60 percent of whom taght lek than The University's motor pool was cited for inadequate control over vehicles including questionable tip to Florida and Nebraska in state vehicles without AL VARACCHI University president's approval.

- IPreventing; Painn - -- r With Hypnosis Excerpts from Audit Report: By DAVI GIIAN Th patient is wled into the opeting room Major Observations and Recommendations rv auired . . . Moreover we considered theI and draped for open-heart surgery. As the nurses The extensive and continued growth of Stony administrative costs in connection with this prognan, ready the qupent, thedoctor dnstes the Brook during our audit period has placed heavy $218 per student, inordinately hgh. It was equivlent anesthesia. But instead of using ether, be gives the demands upon its personnel, which have hampered but to about $1 for ever $5 spent on the p igram. patient a quick don of hyp s Not only can the not detered its diligent efforts to resolve the numerous opeation be oedut successfuly., sold fisal and operational control problems disclosed in our Motor Pool Assotiate Professor of Allied Hat Profesdons 1968 audit report. The University has made numerous We found ina ate control over vehicles on long procedures Edpr A on, but the patient cm maintain a personnel changes and Instituted many new Stem ag et to the various departments. We also aftl cerea t convetion In the midst of the which have stengtbhened and improved its operations noted violations of Stony Brook motor vehbcle policy _don Neertheless a neumber of preious ited conditions and other quetionabe pactie; eg.:use of cam for Adson odd that hypn in currently e have tbese and several other newly identified personal business, trips to Florida and Nebraska used In dentis p , sy, obt poblems _ ewarrantmanagement attention aii without Stony Brook presidenti approval. ood other 1et rdated filds t to resolution. block the pati. of . teepamea Cas Controls and Miseneous Receipts of surg ry, A sd can be our prous audit rport dscoed a number of administeredIn order to ally patients' fears Faculty Utiiat sgficant shortcomingoIn e area of caP control. Wave an on, and make te patient aware The Aculty teaching workload at Stony Brook, in Stony Brook officials responded by taking various -of what is during the o i. terms of its 12.84 weekly contact hours for the Fall steps to correct the situations ... Considerable 1972 r ranked third among the four State impvement was achieved. "There are definite ad proper am ofhy Uneity of Now York Centers. .. Stony Brook did In d detal paies I hands of not have a predetermined faculty workload nse Controls 1hoe who n IV r trained " wrote Anderson standard ... The eavy low average utilization aso There were several areas where operations could be In a paper p at t Natur and Nurture of had cost significance since . . . (73 %). .. of the total perfored more economically and better control Cnfe hld here last Apl. "General 627.63 full time equivlent faculty were In the higher achieved over expenditures. Improved bid solicitation pnctitioners, medica a , dentists and sed professor catagoxy, 60 percent of whom taught procedures ... would have promoted wider other members of the h s t find less than 12 hours a week ... In some instances the competition and potentially lower costs ... foremen hypns Wvaluable as a therapeutic adjunct within number of reported contact hours was inflated ... Thbis had uncontrolled access to maintenance the specific fleld of thei profesoa was made possible by professors teaching one or two supplies ... Lack of centralized management control competence," he wrote. courses with as many as 250 or more students... over telephone facilities and usage contributed to the An e ologist himself, Anderson said that Student felt that learning was near impossible in the fact that Stony Brook's telephone expenditures under hypnods, the subject is wide awake, with excessively large classes. Stony Brook , however, has ($1,006,000 in 1972-73) as a percentage of its overall senses p acute. He recalled the cse of rejected the inference that large classes per se mean budget was the highest in the SUNY system... We the polemanwho wu rushed into the operating poorer instruction in the absence of data at Stony found insufficient use of tie lines . . . The potential for room with a bullet wound, and there suffered a Brook or elsewhere to support such a conclusion. meaningful savings existed, possibly as much as adiac arest. Althugh he had been under deep $100,000 a year. Wis-stimulated-anesthesia the whole time, the Use of Instructional Space p _-man later reimebered not only the Instructional space (classrooms, lecture halls, and Student Health Services Pt' mmnude Into hW heart, but also an intern laboratoriess) ... represented six percent of the total The level of outpatient medical care was also making a dte with a nuse during the operation. 2.4 million square feet of Stony Brook building lower at Stony Brook than at the Albany and Buffalo Andesohn hs iself used hypnosis aS a space... Even so, approximately 55 percent of the University Centers ... We recommend ... student caming agent on patients such as bum victims, In Instructional pace was not being used when measured services at Stony Brook be upgraded. in terms of the 46 hours each week such rooms were an pt to tam thi feas of pain. se ackno wedged that the well-publicizd "wnging available for use . . . We have sgeted that beore Faculty Student Association Due to student demands and a lack of competent wac"" method otid hypnosis is effective, addlffonal construction is Initiated a review be made of but also said that other elaba e nique the Stony Brook capital construction program ir. light management the FSA suffered substantial annual loos work as wel. of currently realistic student eenrollment projections , and at June 30, 1973 had a deficit of $264,266, mostly Repeition d y the potential for increased sue of presently available attributable to the food service operations. It woo "The womanedig a love letter who was space , budgetary contraints, and financig difficultes. admittedly near tankrptoy. The FSA was able to Into a poe s under hypnosis" s^dAnAenon.8 continue operation largely by meom of a high interest is te de who gts O be he"s driving ' Advancement on Individual Merit Pogram (AEI) shortterm loan and longtero Wcial a-ralgements by tree aftw tree." Acordin to Andeson, About $600,000 annually was spent at Stony Brook with a local bank ... The FSA requested uniteroptd repeftiion of mm at or even a few under this program to assist over 430 educa"Uonally and approval ... to subcontract the bookstore and food wonist enough to induce at lent a mild hypnotic economically dntaged students in obtaining a service operations and to use the conceion revenue to trance. Ibe degree of intensity of the technique, college education. We found that initial eligibility of pay off its loans . . . We agreed to this proposal ... be sd, vais among patients. - many students for participation was not esablshed, Stony Brook has since reported substantial reductions dson soid he h# men hypnosis used to that the p m accomplishments for continued in the FSA deficit. cL UB ulo er, to stop asthma attack and eligibility were not monitored, and that there were to curtail thc ount of bleeding when a blood serious shortcoming in fiscal practices. Stony Brook Student Government Association(Polity) l Is pbered. Hi sd that hypnosis has come a officials contested the extent of . our Initial The Student Government Association at Stony long way ide its former reputation as a mylc finding . . . but a reaudit shows that 19 of the 159 Brook had accumulated an inordinately high cash trick, but insists that some physicians still regard it AIM students In our sample tests (12 percent) were balance by August 31,1973 .. . We recommend that as soc. "I would hope that such doctors learn to ineligible for the program and for payments totalling either services be increased or the student activity fee reaize do Wsiten nature of hypnods,"' said over $18,000; also that the college potential of 90% of be decreased to comply with SUNY Board of Trustees _Andon. 1 59thestudents reviewed had not been documented s regulations limiting the large buildup of surpluses.

Page 2 STATESMAN December 8, 1975 Bridging the Gap Between Problems and Answers

By JOANNE ABEL problems with parents. constantly attefdig dimp'Noos ad rdle If students me accused of violating "II think the Brdkge is doing very, very plying to ete fwanee. University regulations they; may choose wdl for a new organization csiderg it he Bridge To fIewber s not a Bmidp to7 Oboes_ pn-a to face judgement by a panel of fellow is less then a year old,"' said Loretta Anne medica thereuiccenter, are so hwi(aetn= an bytfct~ot o students. If students are forced to take Byrne who has a doctorate In clinical theapsts at the Bd Ag a cold shower,, tHly may protest by calling psychology and serves as a co fultantor Method of ampay, a I- a a hotline manned by co-students. the oanization. "Peer ulling m can tak ting out w a Ukewise, if students experience organimations grow slowly because of the adnlo walk away wt a dCew b abtii ftMGb a emotional strain or uncertainty, they may tremendous time and effort needed to head. MTheyat as a, _ to ta to seek counselling from an organizaion train counselor," sh saidb A prospecte when youn is not around," said syn. staffed by peer. counsor faces a long procedure of TMe Brdid Idee "4926 tm PbUty The Bridge to Somewhere, located in screening and training before beeoming a each year. Ovr of ts momy s UNA Tbuoff 7 to, W10 PK Xd the basement of the Stony Brook Union counselor. An p mut be filled to pay te _ ut ufo _o too~= In P4u1 AM' Building staff- usdergrautes who out and a sies of essays written. These e resd of, th money b Osed fir receive "extensive training" according to essays we reviewed by counslo; and organizer Lee Sm-- now. '"here is a many a s do not make it podt ths need for students to have someone to talk point. Te lnt is then Judged on a to as an alternative to Psychological part in a role playing MNbTe fal Students Face Closeds. . Donr Services and the Infirmary's mental judging is baed on a inteMIw betwee health clinic," said SM Enow. When it a counselor and an plant. la opened almost a year ago, eight students semeser 21 counselor were chosen out Wlith Frustain and A4nger- served as counseor, since then thirty of So. (fTh tfoilloif excepft from sWdeAs whome pnt" e in upstate N w Yor,, more have been trained. LongTaiigPro sebetod et random ha boon d-by saidutt de wE lose a job ta dw as Psychological Services Dlector James Ihe 60 hour a week semester long S4di Brooks, Ruth Bw, j teo f aae ust- Calhoun said that there is a growing need training period le aohd of these for more u se g sercoes on campu counselor. Taining Is headed by A apot of Stony Brooks to j Iob pi "About 77 percent of the students here gaduae students om sychology sd refidential students laset ni~t found that,. 11 ealIt i have problems that they fd are Social Welfare, or a counelor in whie westudes commed a ogel A std Pao MI wlisd sufficiently severe to prompt them tc get residence. Counselors,4n-training we ~~~~o woni oMWOLMM to aS lwu M0-ws counsellig," said Calhoun. "It is divided up into groups each of which is Ute Univerrty's plan to cdose adl dorms not man; bome wit her posets duribg preisely ithatlevel of pro severity headed by a vor. The trning during the month-lofg recess except for' temm*siibc-ses* does lot get w that is manifested by those who indeed program consims of pistations Sae Xn, which wfl bouse bfonk de" with "I ot Pt do"f wAll come to get counsel." Calhoun sod that discussions and intensive role playing omed ad bdeth ence students WIw. my I COMMd -nu" bk overall student problems Include sexual situations. Even after the forman 1 The pnt, d s week by They od as me fo m" which I problems, academic problems and period concludes counselor awe Acting Unienityt esdent T. a don't hav. NW dso sad "nu Pood, -quiestha Sme Xb idNts e b9e I. hi . J - ..O ------ot ano cau te was told (in e iIIt nu'nd in moWe eV of their _ nto Dor sup X U ta hao their romsilnoider that a*lxteACBi-iwm be OCRyea ou ^ New Building Schedules: students currently living an owr pts yW p= s he amp_ may moa in. moig

The Infirmary, the Power Plant, and South Campus B 9b eTwo, 'm ea Scoo sdents bqg111t i the, Health Sciences Center Power South Ampus F nowhere to go if nu" Dme toat Plant wAI remai open 24 hour a day South Campus G &W MtX sid DnnBBabwb y i b ke eto n toI nto _ oHt" over inteoession. HSC Iegastruture l^ 4-B-J-) off bsl pweaft '.~d damffB f~f^f^^tt^^^HeC ist aboutf Al dormitories, except for Stao The g blddings wfll be would prbbynwbe iMMiiglP to two weeksiog tha *Atham Ote asn XI, will close at 10 AM on Sunday, prtilly open during inte ion. remano ampus. Se&ea sde u th s Nw doi," am December 21, 1975, and reopen at 12 Details will be aaibe next week: in Sta9 XII w didno to be JMM d T Isso much sfto PM on Sunday, January 18, 1976. Stony Brok U identified hb aid that e v st -mo. I wtd d t D W be Kely and Stage XII Cafeterias wfll be Graduat Chem

/wCamDms Briefs "t l -4 I JIL- The KS. degee wfll be offered at both Old New Degree Offered Westbury and Stony Brook. A comprehensive plogram of courses in computer science and Tree Lighting Part Stony Brook has added a master of science degree technology will require computer terminal work that StoY Brook ' d the Thrm VmqO in Computer Sciences to the Postgraduate Extension can be done at either Old Westbury or Stony Brook. comuity Vwf jonlysoso Hota Trve Ptogam beginning in January. The College of Four evening courses will be offered and two of these Pt*AyPaty" on , Der 13 at 4 PM Engineering and Applied Sciences, which sponsor the will be repeated at Stony Brook. A ag te i be Ut bW at = new program, will hold a meeting at the State The postgraduate Extension ALogram bas been th estsde of dte Nteo$- Road#Ro_ 25A Univerity of New York College at Old Westbury in added for engineer, systems analysts, and related intretinya lcatio edleclted fotUs1--- WOWtp room B-100 of Academic Village A, on Thursday, teaching professionals who are interested in Unt /cmymu la December 11, at 8 PM to provide information of the furthering their education but who require late ere b of chage, Is being arangE by the curriculum. Persons interested or currently afternoon or evening chwes at convenient locations Asai r Cnmuf pa participating in the P m, which has evening study Many need a parttime program rather than fhUlfme. and Is copord by t*e -Cvic o f *t deor at several Nassau and Suffolk locations, are Starting in January, the program wll Include three &btulet, Ahlmni Assrin ^tua dctbnC welcome to attend. Faculty participating in this Master of Science degree options. These coures will Student G , C Service hpos program will be available to outline the various degree be taught by faculty member of the five departments Aso , Statesman A areas and answer questions. comprising the College of Engineering and Applied Foundation. OF

December 8, 1975 STATESMAN Pag 3 '\^ »:* ^-Letters - Letters this countzy. Moat people at Stony dsmosngte. But Statsman's ew~w Brook, partisulty thornS Iatrticle on the matter read asmouf obstacles to what we've got to learn A Murderous Ad? Table Troubles Stateinan, cannot plad ignoance.it wer written by .the Umiwersty and what we've got to do. [Sta tesman D OPINION To the editor. of what's gon on. But awamene isRetetto otffIe it wac written Specifically we need those tables On Wednesday, Statesman on. thing~-giving a dann Isaabovt. Aad tatsinma'. megat To the editor back-they do niot represent a distributed a full page ad for 1wM~kthIiig quite different. Famaeditorig alp- the wisiom a People may have noticed some of safety hazard but the present policy Roonas Farm Wine, a subsidiary of workera make an avmp waqe of gadent gowermet decision to the changes that have occured in does represent a hazard to Gailo Wines. Most people already 62 cents an hour, nationwide. Theirivstiatept wathtrflhan protest. the Union. No more tables in the continuing communication on the •-Ed itorialIs know that Gallo wines is being i~fespmn Is SO year tam(!) than How does St*..uma kuow that lobby, mandatory approval of campus. One thing the auditors found was that faculty spend too little boycotted acro-s the country for its Statesmman Wly white editois. To the information pined to theeect posters and where you can put Helene Goldherger 0+. uA^mva-i-^ time teaching. In fact, they found faculty spend less than 12 hours failure to recognize the United Statesman, the grpe fields aw farpolie. grop wua only Uwa kind of them. Of course, the given reason a week in contact with students. It may be difficult for Dr. Pond Farm Workers Union, and to away,9 while the ad moew, iam th hnfoam-ito ma Woed givw a House and Operations from the to tell the faculty to spend less time on research and more time in improve the working conditions of table. $70,000O a year from lotity, reporte? From~ the siM Committee (a policy making body The University's decision to close the dormitories over farm laborers. This boycott has $6o,000 a yea extra to adverting ametrio that denied they What's the Time? the classroom but in this age of budgetary cutbacks, the University of the Union) isto benefit us-the intersession is bad enough, but Acting President T. Alexander been going on for more than six 'Wv-ne enou;1 i to bffp sixweff part of thi s candal a m~onth students who use the Union. The Pond's reluctance to extend the March 15 deadline more than just must serve its primary mandate to teach students. yearn. Uimited Fao Worker offices or so befor. offiddas on this tables are all of a sudden, after To the editor: four days for the make-up of incompletes is down right We have not as yet seen a systematic and comprehensive plan by Gailo has millions of dollars at its running for two years. The btoodcampus wee name. Bad somc. many years of existence in the We are living in an age of thoughtless and without consideration for students. the University to cut its own administrative fat. The state auditors disposal, money held over the years money rolls hin Statsmn~ eoitous Don't you read the papeis? lobby, a safety hazard by order of technological genius. We have the grape repoting and Between five and 10 percent of all grades given at Stony Brook have shown the University where the fat lies. In fact, they have from people who work the eamber on top of .ach otheus Inwestigative the fire mnarshail. Any person who ability and the knowledge to send fields. It is currently using this becks trying to get It. mand at theacourqageu ediktoral wok haa time in the Union knows are incompletes. Logically, many students stay on campus and use provided the University with detailed recommendations on how to has spent men to the moon ,a journey 260 money in a massive advertising bottom of the heap, tain workers *hanaged America history. It has that the area that the tables million miles away. We are able to the intersession period to finish their incomplete coursework. With save money. It is up to the University to implement these campag designe to break the being kiehed in tUe teeth. hwpsped people with courag to teil Is not an area formerly occupied dial an invention called a telephone the dormitories closed, however, it becomes virtually impossible recommendations. boycott. To run an ad for Gallo Oritginy, I sIugsted that the tnith abouat the poilitca misuse most people walk through (you'd and talk to someone on the other wines during the boycott is Statesman officest aid machines beof plice oimanizatioss, mad to fig~it have to be a robot or something). side of the globe. We have for many students to use University facilities to complete their work. The Library and Computer Center are open, but many ~tanntamont to nothing dhort of blown up, but I wa advised agiain the tyranny of the new technaolog And of course it's not a hazard for developed a tremendous computer Salary, Not Stipend murder-for that's what It .a day or two evezy week when it's system enabling life to be made a students live too far away to commute to these facilities. Few people would deny that the Polity H-otline is a good service happening, literally, to tmamy farm so I won't. Just take hesd, iorae the police now e. graduation picture taking time or simple, predicable and orderly as Yesterday, when Pond was made aware of this, he decided to for students. So why make a fuss over their $1 per hour salary?7 workers. motherftaekers, take heed.Whn.* Sttatusnmn b promoting something very harmless. Well, possible. Why may I ask do 14,000 extend the deadline from March 15 to March 19. Big deal. Stasesman nonce had a poliey of Iat^^^gc^m th^e Sijouy hO-B, Auomiem and If Horn and Hardart offered to employ student workers at $1 they've got a lot of excuses students have to be subjected to a It seems that the University recognizes the need for faculty to refusing to accept ads from the U.S. ~imutema fighting for truth mmd have hemmed and hawed and even clock which is 50 minutes fast? per hour, they would get applicants. But students and complete their research. The Graduate Chemistry Building, the military, the CIA, and UsD0 wines. Bad^ C~~w A.~Bmocmaey. JaK what Mod of said that the codes being cited are This is a clock which thousands administrators alike would claim that Horn and Hardart were N~o matter how daitty a paper Bad aOUT~e~fedttartio»«Mb pttiug'? Graduate Physics/Math Building, open to rarious interpretations. of students depend on to get to and Social Sciences B are among exploiting the poor job market on campus to get cheap labor. Statesnman was (it always was a Their conclusion is that the class on time. This impairment to those scheduled to be open for intersession. This obviously reflects Quickly, someone would call the Department of Labor and Horn total rag, as long as I cam To the aditor ballroom in -the cafeteria Is a good both confusiug and annoying. Yes I upon the University's priorities: arrangements are being made for remember), Statesman editors at David Woods ane his office of and Hardart would be forced to shut down or pay $2.10 an hour,. enough substitute. But the situation have heard rumous that the clock is faculty to do their research but not for students to complete their one time decided not to aid the UuluVK-ty Relatims was t-^ hasn't home out thaI~way. electric and can not be fixed until the legal minimum wage. coursework. agri-business vested .interests. But pining InfoEUntoO ibomt ctwftstb mad Ietter~sfmEU memabers of tAe In the peast the Union has always the year 2000. So let us begin now Horn and Hardart does not pay its employes a substandard with the Jason Manne-Jonathan to thae uscst State oitm bmenh. been a place for people to find out to corect this error so that our The primary mandate of this University is to teach its students. wage. Polity, on the other hand, does. Isn't Polity exploiting the Salant clique, even this minimal Hot infonuation regarding arimiiud All ebm~om shuAd be tpd what's happening and consciously children and grand children will Dr. Pond, re-evaluate your priorities. principles stand has gone osat the acttisste, wo lafoimation a*out or not the moves by the fire and attend Stony Brook and look at the poor job market on campus to get cheap labor. We feel that it is. fripk-s~e mid ihsude A. Polity calls its Hotline wages "salaries" until it is confronted window. situations that might put someone safety marshal! anxd the Union clock and know proudly the It's gone beyond the point of in imager. Infonmatlon about .auhor 'ssnmeand tekephone implementation by the House and right time. Needed Reforms with charges of exploiting students and illegally paying less than having to write in describing the people who were asserting their number. NJ*me nwy be weithbeMd Operationas Committee or this order Kent Bradley Kasper Stony Brook received a good grade on its audit by the State the minimum Wage. Polity then quickly calls the Hotline wages a horrible plight of farm workers in right to petition, protest, or isan obstacle to this. Comptroller's office this week, at least by comparison with other "stipend." Hotline Coordinator Barry Siskin characterizes the As things grow worse; budget agencies. University President John Toll, Executive Vice President stipend as a token payment. But if the payment istoken, why isit cuts, shitty living conditions and in By. Steve Barkan general people start to deal with More Misery T. Alexander Pond, and former Vice President for Finance and computed on an hourly basis? If the payment is a stipend pay, their situation, begin to see a way Management Joseph Diana are all to be congratulated on the good why can Hotline officials be hired and fired by the Polity Council to fight back and move forward To the editor: job they have done reforming Stony Brook's financial systems. like any other employe? Polity is hiding behind semantics in an together the administration will The sules regulating the dropping Especially in the area of financial and operational controls, the attempt to conceal the fact that they are exploiting students by The Turkey. Dumb, but Courageous of of courses at this school are based always bring in their buckets University has made good headway. In this area, the state auditors offering substandard wages. With the turkey the bird of the hour this holiday even more, amd usually .ontinues for at least five water to try and put out the sparks. on idiocy. I can not understand noted that Stony minutes. After this the ben tilts forward on her The situation now at Stony Brook why such a committee as the Brook administrators achieved considerable Statesman has never opposed fair wages for any Polity employe. season, and with a Republican turkey taying valiantly is.just the beginning of worsening Committee on Academic Standing improvement. Diana must be given credit for establishing the Statesman, too, has never opposed a stipend for duly elected' but vainly to act as our President in the White House, Department of Internal Audit to keep the University's cash itseems appropriate at this time to bear witneas to a takes plac." conditions as a result of increased must decide for a legal adult public officials who are not in an employer-employe relationship. Of pdnmary imprance, however, is a trait turkeys attacks on our education and a whether or not he can take a control in line. most persecuted bird. However, Statesman does oppose the payment of substandard Those of you who gobbled down turkeys over miii this nation's Pmesdent have to common: iheer growing movement which they've course. But the audit report was not all good. The auditors pointed out wages to students and Polity's attempt to mask them under the got to try to put the lid on. Thanksgiving may be sorry to know that you ate stupidity. At all the other State University several areas in need of reformation including the Advancement on In ¶Nrkeytown, Texas, whein toms amd hens are Committees like House and Centers a student can drop a course euphemism of the word "stipend." what almost became our national bird. It was "student Individual Merit Program, purchasing methods, space utilization, Earlier in this decade, an American president started breaking advocated for this dubious honor by Benjamin raised, turkey aes are common, hut it is difficult Operations, with our up to the last week of classes. Why that the eagle was a straight line. THe leaders" on them, dutifully carry Is and faculty utilization. Specifically, too, the auditors took pains the law because it Franklin himself, who complained indeed to get a turkey to mun in Stony Brook different? I think would be "good for the people." Polity's "a rank coward." The turkey, he wrote, "is in are deathly afraid of rain, forea out these policies, fending for their it's because Stony Brook likes to point out areas in which the University can save money, people of Tuikeytown to argument for "stipending" Hot Line workers at $1 per hour comparison a much more respectable bird, and withal own narrow interests. make student life as miserable as turkey Isso stupid that when it start to main the toam including up to $100,000 by reforming its telephone systems. ...mrl~. u.i..,A~i~nuy wiunil Djill.U^'~ 3.Fi«!7 4E5Ly.LUI« UIIEIIIIMEE WU l hesides When thinge develop we can't *rvu»iv«*» 11 1^1 «kw* n i^ji y ««imi«ji. i wiLy, t^Vif uiv: 11in ill I Ibll 11 wuyVf.j a true orginal native of America. He is, or hen lifts its head to drink some of the water possible. Y (though a lttle vain and silly, it Is true, but not the afford to let these things become Bruce Feztile damcnding fromt the clouds. But it them forgets to pat worse emblem for that) a bird of courage." its head down again-and drowns. L y Franklin's sage advice, however, went sadly v^___^______unheeded, and thus the ferocious eagle, .so symbolic Turkeys have also keen known to drown when of a militaristic America, became the bird we now they fall in love with their reflection while drinking ^ honor. Still, the turkey in all its stupidity-a trait to from a trough of water mad keep on drinking in 1 be discussed later-would have been an even more Statesman appropriate emblem. TFurkeys roost in trees, but somethues so tmamy "Let Each Beconw Am"re Because of vicious turkeycide, wild turkeys are not turkeys decide to sleep on the mae limb that the VOL. 19 NO. 34 IM4ONDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1975 nearly as abundant as they used to be, a tragedy limb breaks. And despite their keenness of sight, forecast by Wilson Flagg in 1881 in his famous book, turkeys nonetheless umaage to fly into trees and hang~ Jonathan D. Salant Ruth Bonapace "A Year With the Birds," an apt title for any Stony themselves. Editor..in-Chief Managing Editor Brook student's September to May residence. Many a tomn or hen will try to swim across a wide Jason Manne Rene Ghadimi The bible of turkey lore has to be A.W. Schorgar's stream or river and never quite make it. Otheus die "The Wild Turkey," -a remarkable 662-page book from hunters' huileta while roasting in trees; for some Buainms Manager Associate Editor with over 1200 bibliographic references. Consider, for reason, they never budge from the trees afute thee News Director: David Gilman; News Editor: Rachael I I example, Schorger's comment on turkey copulation: hunters start shooting, perhaps thinking the bualets Kornblau; Arts Editor: Stephen Dembner; Sports Director: "*I do not know of a more entrancing sight in nature will never hit the target. than a group of wild turkeys in mating display." In light of the stupidity of turkeys, aswhen they Stuart M. Saks; Sports Editor: Gerald Reis; Editorial Unfortunately, Schorger says, male turkeys, or toms, drown by drinking too much rain, it is only fitting Assistant: Sandi Brooks; Office Manager: Carole Myles; turn out to be brutal sexist pips when the actual that tile term "turkey" has crept into the English Advertising/Production Sales Manager: Frank Cappiello; mating takes place. language as an affectionate appellation for Production Supervisor: Carla Weiss. "As the female turkey [hen]I lies prone on the ingratiating but dumb people. I was never one to ground, the big tomn hops on top and stamps on her, denigrate an elected official, but is is obvious that STATESMAN; newspaper of the State University of New York at Stony Brook and raising each foot forward with a treading action, Gerald Ford Is a turkey who has risen by accident to the surrounding community. is published three times a week on Monday ,Wednesday, and Friday, September to May. except during vacation periods. and once a week literally walking and jumping all over her back in the an office he can't handle. It is a well-known fact, for during June, Jiuiy, and August, by Statesman Association. an unincorporated. roughest kind of manner. With a weight ratio of two instance, that turkeys cannot chew gum and walk at non-profit organization. President: Jonathan D. Saiant. Vice President: Ruth Bonapace. Secretary: Rene Ohadimi. Treasurer: Jason Manne. Malting address: P.O. to one against her, fantastic indeed is the indignity the same time. Box AC, Stony Brook. N.Y. 1 1790 Offices: Room 075. Stony Brook Union. Sad as it seems, therefore, we may yet lose another Editorial and business phione: (516) 246.3690. Subscriber to Associated Press. suffered by our major feminine fowl, yet she actually Represented by Nationai Educational Advertising Services, 18 East 50th Street. New courts this treatment. President if Mr. Ford Isoutside when it starts to rain. York, N.Y. Printed by Smilthtown News, 1 Brooksite Or., Smith town, N.Y. Entered NO "E.Ar' NO WATW N(; f'P~OMEJ he4AAT,t^M~ Ds^r^^Of^N^^fu ON2. ? r £ "In this preliminary nuptial action the male The Secret Service should forget about potential as Second Ciass Matter at Stony Brook, N.Y. Statesman Association is partially oftIS na iF4.TeAt) OF 4. A'Ji TE4 tE funded by mandatory student activity fees allocated by Polity, the undergraduate .',, * J1^ wIA A- .47:> vigorously stamps on his mate from 20 to 40 timoes or assassins and instead carry umbrellas. J vsTuoeni govern men. 1 y *AP " I/ .4--';,^ ' 4^ * . »' ^ ..- I I I K SAEMN Pg5 Pag. 4 STATESMAN December 8, 1975Dembr8195 December 8. 1975STATESMANPage 5 .******* -- ****l - 0 i i *Dae I's* .0 *Imported Car* DEMAND NIews Briefs i *Service* q ANSWERS Volvo-Soob Specialist David Murray IRA Gunmen Hold Hostages formerly of Setauket Motors Tonight Four Irish Republican Army gunmen held a 54-year-old postal Flowerfleld Building no. 2 Complex inspector and his wife hostage in an apartment yesterday demanding a flight to Ireland. Officials said they believed Britain's most wanted Mills Pond Road St. James at8PM man-accused of killing Ross McWhirter, coeditor of the Guineas Book of Records-w part of the gang. Expert repair on all foreign cars . Pice, with orders to shoot, said no deals would be made with the Reasonable labor rates. 584-7565 SB Union gunmen. They sealed off the apartment in a four-story building near Regent Park in central London and evacuated the surrounding area. - ---- m I Police also lowered a field telephone to the gunmen from the roof, and one of the gunmen Dulled it through a window. Auditorium Police said the hostages-John Henry Mattews and his 53-year-old wife Shela--had not been harmed, but the gang did threaten to harm them if police stormed the apartment. "Our contingency plan is to talk as long as possible," a police spokesman said. Metropolitan Police ComiSoner Sir Robert Mark declared: "We are certainly b IIG not going to give way in any way at all." I LI - I -- GE Fights Pollution Charges I The General Electric Company will begin its defense today to II *negatons from the state that it has polluted the Hudson River with a class of chemicals known as polychlorinated blphenyls. I The State Department of Environmental Conservation contends that water samples taken from the Hudson near GE's plants at Fort Edward and Hudson Falls contain dangerous amounts of PCBs. IDEC has warned against the eating of fish taken from the Hudson River, saying that samples of fish show more PCBs than recommended as safe by the federal Food and Drug Administration. GE's defense is to begin at 9 AM at the DEC headquarters on Wolf Acting Road In nearby Colonie. I University Ford Announces Pacific Policy President Gerald Ford, on the anniversary of the Japan attack President on Pearl Harbor, proclaimed a six-point "Pacific Doctrine" yesterday and-suggested that an old adversary like Hanoi could become a now "Wend like Japan. T.A. Pond After crossing the Pacific for the first time since the fall of South Our PRECSO GEM CUT dia- Vietnam and Cambodia, Ford said in an address at the EastWest Center at monds are cut by master craftsmen to ideal pro- the University of Hawaii that "the healing effects of time no required" in Indochina. Having pointed to Japan's por winanswer s. Thus, the fin and bare brought trasormation from enemy to ally, he aid of Indochina's out To tne utmost. Communist rulen, "Our policies toward the new regimes of the We Invite you to compare the questions peinsula will be determined by their conduct toward us. We are Mance and Deauty of these pepared to reciprocate goodwill-particulardy the return of the remain of Americans killed or missing in action, or information ismondsg as set In superbly on about them. If they exhibit restraint toward their neighbors and styled, extra peous 18K gold constructive approaches to international problems, we will look to mountings. the future rather than to the past." cubcks,r Rlp wWnddm*od sioWynldow to hcn Spanish Communists Arrested dorm closings Police rearrested Communist labor leader Marcdino Camacho, U TMN»: VILOar.U.KPL.AZA freed from prison only one week ago, and clubbed scores of others _^^^^^^^ mTmamT, cM6 941-3711 OpmFri. Eve and into vans yesterday in a sudden crackdown on opposition to Spain's new regime. Officials said 100 persons were arrested, but opposition calendar changer sources said more than 300 were seized. I - - The massive show of police power, the biggest in years, undercut new King Juan Cafios' attempt at liberalization and his pardon order freeing Camacho and a few others serving sentences for political offenses. DEMAND The 57-year-old labor organizer was picked up by police near his ~~~~~~~~~~~- r --4--a - -w-w-4 home as he went to buy a Sunday newspaper. His wife and lawyer were refsed perision to see him. I CHANGES An ABC-TV crew was handcuffed and held for four houis. Holiday/December American producer Dean Johnson said police pulled him, American ------" ^ - h Vincent Gaito and West German Theodore Johnson into a jeep as they walked near the prison without their equipment. Graduation Party - Jets Win, Giants Lose ForElementary GAY STUDENT Foxboro, Mass. (AP)-Joe Nanath picked apart New England and Secondary Education UNION MEETING defenses with pinpoint passing and John Riggins ran for 164 yards I DANCE and two touchdowns yesterday as the New York Jetx snapped an BAND eight-game losing streak with a 30-28 victory over the Patriots. II HORS D'OEUVRES Wed. Dec. 10 Namath, whose Jets have lost only two of 18 games he has played against New England in his 11-year career, completed 14 of 18 WINE & BEER Union Rm. 237 pases for 160 yards and also sneaked for a first down to set up the first of three field goals by Pat Leahy. I Friday- December 19th, 9 PM 8:30 PM A** Union Buffeteria New York (AP)-Lydell Mitchell rushed for 119 yards to become the first running back in Baltimore history to gain more than 1,000 All Education majors are cordially invited ALL WELCOME yards in a season and the Colts, taking advantage of New York turnovers, beat the Giants 21-0 yesterday for their seventh straight Tickets in Ed. Office, Lib.Lib. 4th floor a Last Meeting victory. of the Semester Mitchell carried the ball 23 times en route to raising his season's *5.00 per person total to 1,008 yards, breaking his own Baltimore record of 963 yards _-_f_ set in 1973. It was Mitchell's sixth 100-yard game this year and the 11th of his career, both also Colts records.

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By HENRY S. BERMAN and CAROL STERN

It has come to our attention once again that many on campus are indulgfg In the use of nitrous oxide; with this in ^^ i ~fSUNY AT STONY BROOK " L a' mind, we are repeating a letter from lt year and our reply. * Jft^^^^ ~"OuNio GOVERNN BOAks ijj2 sAghty modified: i In these trying times, one often finds joy in the humblet of I THE WINTER ESCAPE WEEKEND, e one can enoy t i, forms. Keeping one's tceth in good health is one such source t NY. . of Joy, compounded greatly by the fequent bonus--tr added I atraction of a laughing gas blast. 1 FEBRUARY $8, 1976 $69.75/4 & 5 in a room ($26500 Ibit; hdl ; Occasionally, I have heard of cwn when some young rebe 43 have taken to administering thei own nitrous oxide. Many of 4 payment 1/22/76). my friends have expsd concern about thes homespun 4I dentists and so I decided to tum to you. Pleb give us the INCLUDES: Round Trip on SILVER EAGLE CotrC , 4 ' scoop on nitrous oxide, doc. How does it work? Any i fuf coume meabk, coffee, & donut d night Liv t'I botl - \ permanent damage or side effects? Overdose potential? i nights, Transpotation to si aea, Thanks. 4 i _ t 11 aq profesional ski beon, liv en inament at dd _ML -qiPC a Oh, by the way, the usual home dosage is a .23 ounce I cartridge. i Treadway Inn, ing a INNatUCKl, USA. AN tp- and tx ie d. Marc Rudnick q Reduced area lift ticket. /' E People have been getting stoned on nitrous oxide for about FOR INFORMATION & RESERVATIONS CONTAIT: L 1 l/; 200 years. Ile man who synthesized it, Sir John Davis, used it A Oil Fommd and/or a af. to give parties for Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Its use as an anesthetic fW~owed the observation that people stoned on SUNY At SyBrook, NY. u i nitrous oxide were able to sustain injuries without pain. . 246-7107| | The dangen of home use are fourfold: '111,11M j First, nitrous oxide, like oxygen, encourages combustion. i Tour operated by TRAILWAYS TRAVEL 1UREAU CORP./ - - /4 Smoking and lighted matches can lead to sd eaxploo P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~- Hi i Second, your body cannot use nitrous oxide a a substitute I i P 0- - -- ~^ ------^ for oxygen; when you breath nitrous oxide, you don 't bethe am oxygen. People- with ear or lung conditions, or ev people ** ---- who otherwise appear healthy may suffer ab to of the WPI*** heart beat due to the nitrous oxide. Dentists d an th alay amiister oxygen along with the nitrous oxide. Tbird, prolonged exposure to nitrous oxde may cm STUMTS. FACULTY AND STAff COMM IVY VNICM (- dag to the bone marrow (and may tia- ly be fatal to , 4Cwr -_ . v\ the user). This ha only been Wpd after an exposure of 24 houn or longr, but repeted, st xes over months or C ampus arc. Co uumy Nc < years may possibly have same effect. Fourth, nitrous oxide, like all ges which we stord under HQICIZY TXEE LUmHIN rYT {0 pressure, becomes cold during exson; burs due to this extreme cold have oecured in the uninitiated. 5at.Lec.D 4-660pm Q In terms of dosage, exact muement is difficult to At dW conwrp^k^awa. a^e jilgamicooeof MoAV aW201 G ascertain since the duration of breathing and method of intake mn=Ef000R00W ;g00;7=7300 will affect the total dome. Overdosge in the form of losing consciousness is almost impossible when breathing gas under jS- nomual atmospberic pressure, so long as the gs deliy device ACUCf- -ao!--!wI-Pfcr~or(mmuntv/U tyQapwaC V; ^ Wim COINpoma by Campu sw (^ionty Gpmw Ail-,Ayd=v is held frely by the user and never strapped on. SON9nh»tV~ of AbW York at Stowy A akl A aAssecimWd i;XSSR S&W Lh/w^rWIVof Abw YtVo at StODYfrtxrtCFook CEO .MG

3) The Health Service will curtail hours during interession. Full outpatient service will be available from 9 AM to 5 PM from December 22 to January 2, except on December 26 and Tr UCow T Wm January 1 when the building will be coled. Iefrtlbiwrts CouruV so Starting on January 5, hous will be increased to 24 hours a day and the inpatient service wll reopen. It you have an urgent problem during a ffme when the Health Service la dosed, call Security at 246-3333 and they will have the physician on cal contact you. Be sure to call FES: - from a phone that can receive outside calls. rN d -- sA

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"What's Up Doe" appea in this space each Mondav. We will be happy to answer any questions you have on health care. Just leave your letter in the Complaints and Su&estions box at the main desk in the Infirmary or in the "What's Up Doc" box in the Statesman Office, room 058 of the Stony Brook Union k \. ,10 1

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*By DONALD STEFANSKI took hold of the game. Everybody a Stony Brook player shot and mised. sentiments. '"We're not a team who dies College basketball invitational realized we were playing five against Doug Hanover got the rebound. Next, as easily," he said. tuameants are notorious for two seven. When they [Binghamton) needed Bash describes, 'the referee raised his Ead Keith, who made the tbinp: the host team usualy invites the bal and couldn't stea it the ref hand to signify a foul and Doug's shot all-toumament team, scored 19 and 32 s eyweaer teams, and the made an aburd threesecond call and went in. MTen the buzzer went off and points respectively In the two games. refers tend to gie the home team the pve it to them." the re& ran toward the exit." Bash and a Lanry Tillery contributed 12 and 22 Cozch Ron Bash agreed. "It was few of his players followed the officials, points, and Jim Petsche added 11 and 12. Sy B ned thoe facts of life uttedy unbeievable," he said, calling it 9 but they were not given any answers. For the two pmes, Lany Wright and Friday a te dp a 74-72 decison '6eqryplecul"ar. Bash did have one good word to say Dwight Johnson had 18 rebounds each to lhmon Ste Unvrity In the The referees became such a factor, about the pme however, "It will be an while Keith had 17. Schmeltzer led the Bingbamton Invitational Tournament. Bash sid, that he included them in his educational experience for some of our team in assts with 11 for the Bingamton delected to pay Stony Brook late game plan. With 23 Seconds freshmen for playing on the road." tournament. in thw fist Iame, the inlec hator remaining and the Patriots behind 74-72, *** prbabl Wbeing the Patriot9 2-22 record he called a timeout. "We knew that if we Stony Brook overwhelmed Queens Ead Keith is leading Division In in as year. scored they would have scored too College '98-75 in the consolation scoring with a 24 point average in four Howewr, when it became apparent because of the reft, so we decided to go Saturday for third place in the gmes, while shooting 72 percent from that Bin mt might not be able to for a tie," he said. Then the ref couldn't tournament. Bash was very pleased with the floor. make it pst its fst opponent, the control the outcome of the game because his team's comeback. "Our fellows do not *** referees sepped t a g Captain it would be a five-minute overtime." quit," he said. We proved we were the Rochester won the invitational by Ron m er. Whei eou ting the What happened after that can only be best team in the tournament." defeating Binghumton in the on&% Schmeitzer commented, 'The reft described as chaotic. With six seconds left Schmdtzer echoed his coch 's championship game, 62-56. Swimmruers Conviuced by Brooklyn, Place First in Only Three Events I By SANDI BROOB optimWc. ITe medley wa the "It is good practice for us to Before Satuday's swim meet fourth event Stony Brook's play a team tIke that" sad ._inst Brooklyn College, Stony third pee finish droped them Patriot Andy Haque. "I think we brook wimmer Paul Plackis was behind, f30%14%, and the swam pretty wel." Vot totall cined that t e Patriots went on to lose, The 1,000 yard free style i Parots would be beaten by the 71%41W sometimes called the upper ison sool "he Stony Brook paced first in "intermission event" but foe met isup for gm;"o sadVAt only three aes the 400-yard Stony Brook it was the "Gc the end of the tam medley, the 200-yard Gregg" cheet event. Gum I medley, well know how well back stroke, and the 200-yud Austin, a freshman and "topI THE START OF THE 200-YARD BACKSTROKE was one of only do." But Plackk was being butterfly. team prospect swamI three events that Stony Brook won on Saturday. -C. exceptionay well, placing fast .. . Iups Mnn O. _ uv.... gmf- Austin has been ill for the last Haguchi, who placed third In the second in the 1,000 yard free two weeks and feels he isn't in 1,000-yard free style also .I style events. Austin also swam in good shape yet. "In a couple of impmreed Lee. Originally Lee the 600-yard free style which months 1II be in better thought the team would have to surpaedhim and some of his condition," he said. "" never was depend on Austin for long teammates. a distance man before I came distace events, but now he ; - '"'I ddunct know I was here. I felt more comfortable recognizes Haguchi's potential. _ , ; Asupposed to swim that one [500 with the butterfly than I did "Haguchi gives us much more free] .M1 Austin said. "I was still with the 1,000 yard free. If I flexibility," Lee sad. tired from the butterfly." was in good condition I would "I think we swam well," the Haque also expressed surprse have swam the butterfly faster coach said. 'I' didn't think their that Ausin was placed in the than I did." free style would be that strong. I 600 free style. "The butterfly is Will Do Better? thought we had a chance." the mast exhausting stroke .,. . I Coach Ken Lee said Austin «*** stvan MOckIer don't know why Austin was put "did a nice job on the 200 By," The Patriots swm against St. DENISE LOGAN dvas In Seturday's mst against Brookdyn Collge, i another race so soon after Lee added, "hell do much Johns University, also a Division while team mascot 'Ja^w looks on. that one." better for us." Freshman Mark It school on Saturday.

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By 8N DEMBNER Stewart Grodnan's victory clinching it. Grodman's win morning before leaving for the disaster against Yale. Almost eweyone who winds up playing squash for wa also the toughest of the match as he was the only They easily beat -UsIversity of Rochester team that Stoy Brook starts out with no playing experience. team member to go four games and still beat his Stony Brook "knew nothing at all about except that lbe team had an e however, as they were opponent. they were ranked ahead of us last year," according to ousedby an oerwhMing Yale University team, Later in the afternoon, Stony Brook took an easy Snider. 9-0;' "We t play team like Ydae for the experience," win from MIT, 8-1. 1be only loss was suffered by Joel The easy victory (8-1) over Rochester proved to be said Coach Bob Snider. "It'sgood as long as we don't Victor who, although playing the best of his career, a pleasant surprise and really boosted team spirits. At have so much experience that we have a losing season." just couldn't put enough together to win at his No. 3 this point in the weekend and in the young season, five The team members also got some much more gratifying spot. The best match of the afternoon was a very close of the top six Stony Brook players have undefeated experiene though, as they swept the other three on between team captain Bruce Horowitz and MIT's records. matches of the weekend. No. 1 Masood Ahmed. Last year, Horowitz lost in five Last weekend, before the first regulation matches of The team travelled to Middletown, Connecticut, for (15-13 in the fifth) to Ahmed so this year's victory the season, Stony Brook sent two teams to play in the two matches on Friday afternoon. The first pitted (18-17, 6-15. 17-18, 18-17, 15-12) was that much B-division of the Navy five-man invitational them a t Wedeyan University, a team they had sweeter. "We played very close last year," Horowitz tournament. For the first time in its history, Stony beaten easily before, but this year, the competition said. "I think he [Ahmed] got a little tired at the end Brook won the tournament beating the Navy, B-team prve&d to be much tougher. [this year] since it was his first match of the year." 4-1; in the finals. 'That was great. Its the first time we When thee aren't enough courts to play all of the Ahmed, a diminutive Indian player, is well known ever won a big tournament like that," said Horowitz. nine matches at once, the players with odd rankin throughout the league for his ability. "He's very "I think Navy was surprised that we beat them. Now (ie. one vs. three, etc.) play fist and then the evens deceptive with great shots," said Horowitz. Ahmed is they really know we're around. Maybe next year they pay. At the end of the odd matches tony Brook was also remembered because when he began intercollegiate won't invite us; they'll be afraid." dow 3.2. competition he would bow to his opponent before i events had to win thre of our matches to hold each match and say, '"The best of luck to you." Stony Brook's next maft will be a home meet *km mm" h k U A 4J-^s l+^1 M 9A V&V%&MA sjuinat l;arJham nn Wo&Ar%&*n a+ A PMr \r- *Il-^. M1U siXeJ «UH )Wm WmMW1Mo lmU. A Munwo Stony Brook played one more match Saturday asir- c ruuonm un TVFrcmjr at -» ra;., ,M. W-Oop-

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By ILENE BROOKOFF was that the lovers acted with such t pnea t . \ tons Brook production of Mozart' comic They are not merry renUiwntri I 'osi fan tutte." although suffering front their bewildernent and pain a mall faults. still succeeds to evoke the emotionally in coping with Ohis r the opera and provide a most enjoyable affairs. In#tead of emubarking on aipurdy fortu ^ \ entertainment. courtship. Ih loer find them Mimt «exuMly If ^ on is simple. at first glance incapable of aroued. g a three hour opera. Don Alfonso wagers Neil Kddinger and Zthary AmhA)wkw rpirilyAin^ '9mronosr two friends Ferrando and Cluglielmo that perfomame (sInughelmnoa -Iand. i \ ncees can be mad- unfaithful by the althougih Murdork\s flnin morning. The rest of the opera shows weak-* bas a -dfW voicv id " - gab FW - '-1 \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~v Alfonso, with the help of thw lady's maid reahng th higher not Db Mymidmprfl ha.w umAclashu; ' , f t ' \ \ . '' ingeniously maneuvers the ladies, some foreed acting, played a kkvpc4y lkmrbe«« « i\ . and Fiordifigi, into deceiving their bea and innocnt, with a bemiUrfuiy\ he two nwn go off to war and return controlled sopano vtic. Marianwe wHknorvi^ as Albanianis to woo their fiancees. smed stiff a the momslia FHod \ 07 cry thinness of the plot leads to the vocal ctIrol, biung out many of A. 0 4, \ 7A, 5' TV peculiar charm. The characters are irregam R: \ of d need. \ ' .\ lly struck with grief, am ent, and The two 1e aOfIfc rv#m .',, -\\ % 0' -- \ until every mood is so minutely recorded were koger Re l OunsAMmMt IUawK> avid r"ifta wKX . star ridiculous. Tom Neumiller's directid Floyd's as Docphw O koff I TV; spands on thetidiculoutness of the lovers. and ju naturally kin pbaor an UN* sirtjl. t r < ;g iers are sent to war garlanded with string although his perfor m wa *a It Man. Kan-n Rbles and sausages; the women defend Floyd, a Uiny soubvHt.r NU- j-a i drgihtrul to Pnor with croquet mallets. The two watch. Decpiu is an old han in Uww hirksof km* - s pretend to poison themselves, and am and in perfwctly at e pviningI U w tt.NW by Despina in a beard and wizard's ap by adviss the ladies to forFlt bwW l %wo MM &mfI~ ^ r giant magnet. fun, and she rn thrugh the opWma wnh inch onsense is accompanied by some of the energy that you reel it wouldal dinmu,d"iranomtefr -her if * eous of Mozart's music finely played by sang on her head. y Brook Chamber Orchestra under the The -Stony Brook opera h< of David Lawton. All this proves a between the Music and'lheste Arb of mine that one shouldn't expect l, has only exisled for three ye wx» o-AHIts n from opera, but rather a mixture performance in 1974 featured a I cOte M or a circus and a church liturgy. operatic scenes with only a piano * I ay is subtitled "A School for Lovers" and presented in the Calderone Thleatre. This yewr tey \ s learn about grief, separation, sexuality are presenting their first full lengtth prodction, t importantly to accept their lover's with a 26-piece orchestra and a 12 mman chorwu, all fallibilities; in the end love appears within the Calderone Theatre. 'Me sparrMly ed by accident. The story resembles "A designed set -seems too small for heIt singers, We ler Night's Dream" and the set with its orchestra crowds the stage and the audience )eries is conspicuously pastoral. The play crowds the orchestra. D~espite the la ck or a decent I rred by the 18th century concern for performing space andthe pioneeringq stage of the t and for this reason many productions of ensemble, the Opera Workshop has done a n tutte" look like they're acted in a marvelous job in bringing to Stomy Broo)k an tea cup. energetic and lively production of "Cosi fan v it at)s ,chamsnp-tT i bofut this odue ior rumt e;

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Page' 2A STATESMAN/Proscenium De cember 8. 1975 . i ~~~4, 1, , flas ., e L % ..d. -F ---NNW& II.. /-, I .0 Itecurd Revietw .~~~~ Are Great, Both On and Offthe Record = By ERNIE CANADEO stands independent of any other work But you can't tell nw what I'm dwep be th to put Nu In I The Kinks "Schoolboys InI that The Kinks have presented-no forptam. 7b* dof to mnl W baI Olsgrace" RCA LPL11-5102 small feat considering that this is their that's stWl a myst. rto foXg Se pL 5 It has become common to begin a 20th American ! Teacher, tcch me about nuclear ddsat w I review of a new Kinks album with the The opening track, '*Schooldays," P^ysicswset _ usual " will never wrilte brinp back memories of thoe And ta me about K Mis ob , "No MO g songs like he did in the 60s" bullshiit. innocent schooldays when you could structure of nhnT to t sow be id find happiness in as simple Well, the truth is that this is 1975 an a thing as But al your endes calulations potly th b * wer m ausd by T Wd'hi Ray is still writing the ma st "walking in the wind and the rain." Cant tUeme why I am K bis omb w at entertaining and insightful music a«N '"We only remember what we want to The album's story line doAnaoI I P h ak_ oft1 flGt la record. The Kinks, along with Tthe remember," and therefore usually actually begin until th as s t o tof be d ot'stIh t I Stones and The Who, are the la st regard schooldays as the happiest of the first side, 'nhe Firt Time We Fall in the pat, but ber _u is strongholds of the original Britissh our lives. The song sounds as if The In Love." It is a 1l50"yp of a love ollow bh ew *W-.hee invasion of rock in the mid-60s. Beut Kinks could not help but smile as they song. The song dei e Now ie omow looZk while the Stones and and The Wl 10 were recording it, so pleasant is the f ao s that kds fee when no one, have maintained their superstar statuis, melody.believes that they reafly an Prap jay It WC The Kinks have since ridden a thin liine The 1950ish "Jack The Idiot lon the the yo - between being a cult group and Dunce" is about that funny looking theIaRei feel wh they can't copewe a one day rV be ft \ superstardom. kid we all knew in school that i th emo a pS oy " It should be evident that a Kin]k ; everyone made fun of. But Davies, the Strugglet of it (koe)." Th1 timne is As te tle cmw _ah a' Km should never be take song or album en sympathetic soul that he is, cannot extended throughout the remainder of vhe _ mase b arid ho b' at face value-it is necessary to devolte leave Jack in such a vulnerable t he album. sng to sog a k te m I time and patience while listening inI position. A dance Is created (the idiot Si de two open w it h a vwey ib g an be so order to get at the real meaning beah2d dunce) that exemplifies Jack's 1dng rocer, "Irm In stAs ams, but alo %W r Irap the concept Schoolboys in Disgrace is mannerisms and makes him a hero. D ac in which the stry's mob VW ond ept otf e . a spinoff of a previous three-reeo rd he song is i ble at cha er (Ray Davin) has g hite The an th =mdl Nu of how ot rock opera, Preservation. Speciflcall Iy, its best. teenage girfiend pgnant, and mst s 1- t to cut -n" the new album supposedly reflects tlhe The theme song of the album, now taetbe onsequemd 1 _i a schooldays of the corrupt leader of Uhe "Education," is Ray Dvies' assault on He is taken to the H ofte ban now Wa M. town of Pteservation, Mr. Flash, aEnd education. It begi with a sow, school and Co a that e- adus hn it not I his "Spivs." But while Davies wouId rhythmic piano part blending with one ne. ThWP Mmli et amt doal to b p"be as b- b an like us to believe that Schoolboys is of Ray's finest vocal perforaces in a strict, confouming shool n t , ama is It. only an attempt to explain how scho l since "Celluloid Hros." It then 1 9 e ealter s eey to . ftt isan album can create gangsters, it is really aon gradualy builds to a stageng clima h*e boy by su itghim to cm be to and ome ta nqX overall tour-de-force against mode:m 7he effectiveness of the arangement a public ng, otow boy's we a bit oattnt1 a_. te logy, complex calculatioDs, and an incredible guitar solo by Dave humilaon. He I tten ordered for ewerye. B if you tb ke conformity, and the entire educationlal Davies deliver the song's muesage:rMm fk a the sclood, and h Ist _ant ly, to ty_ system. In fact, aside from the lin ier Teacher, teach me how to read day at school te smmed up In the different, and axnl afad 4 off notes on the album's cover, there is EMO and wrte sorrowful "'Me Lot Asembly." lb becomg added to te g_ 4 is mention of either Flash ior You can't teach me about leaves the school humiliated and Ray Davies, Shobobys In DIs Preservation on the album. The albu1m biobgy realizes that people in authority will for vou. Concert Rev Kinks in Concert New York, November 28-Kinks concerts are in a class all their own. The majority of the audience are die-hard Kinks fanatics, many of whom have been following the group since 1964, and Ray Davies, the showman of rock, is the main attraction. No ordinary performer, Davies holds an audience spellbound; they are never sure of what he will do next. At the flicki of the limpest of right wrists, he can turn a hard, rocking medley into an insane chorus of "Mr. Wonderful" or the uncanny "Banana Boat Song." Or he may stop in the middle of a song to turn around and ask the audience, in a manner more reminiscent of Greta Garbo than of a rock star, whether or not he still has the best ass in showbiz. AU this happens while the characteristically distraught Kinks follow this madness by improvising background music to of "If I Were a Rich Man." Before the audience knew "Educasion." As hage voice cardi t complement Ray's antics. what was going on, the Kinks had them on their feet the hall the aucdience seemed _ As an aoi The first set of the two hour show began with rocking to a medley of "" and bomb was shown expdI oa-sewn at the end at "Starmaker," from the album Soap Opera. Ironically, "All the Day and All of the Night" The first set the song, it was evidet this was no this was the only song performed from the Kink' last ended with a beautiful version of the classic rock show. Th crowd You to ther Sot and three . Instead, they preferred to stick with "." there for some time. more established concert pleasers. "," The band did a quick change and returned wearing As the story line began to unfld, th made had recorded in 1907 but never released as a single in the their outfits for the stage presentation of their new become secondary to the events hpng-M . United States, thrilled an audience that had grown album, Schoolboys In Disgace. The entire album was In the rocking "rm In Ds ," t b accustomed to sloppy live versions of the song. It was played in succession, and along with the entertaining pregnant girlfriend of the oboy (Raq) performed impeccably, complete with mlse music came a slide show that complemented each saefullymade her entrance onstage and Ray points harmonies and tasteful guitar p "aaes. offering. In the fashion of their stage presentation of the most direct of finger at the gdi's Davies then picked up his acoustic guitar, "Soap Opera" and "Preservation," Ray played the stomach as he cries out the lIesh strummed the first giveaway chords to "loa," and lead role and made the captive audience forget he was He must bee the Healdaer of the soof, who the audience went wgld. But in typical Davies fashion, a member of the band. p laims that the boy must take "The Had ." he only played the first chorus of the song before They began with the - catchy melody, Strobe Kots intensify theeffect of the _pking, and going on to other thing-namely the incomparable "Schooldays," and after a brief instrumental the Kinks begon to ply with the enthuasm and "Alcohol." Although tonight he spared the front interlude in which displayed his coherence that characterized them in t 60LE rows of the audience the customary beer bath, he was distinctively erratic guitar virtuosity. The Kinks broke The Kinks then broke into a rousing viono of the 9 given an enormous fake bottle of beer by the into the rock and rollin "Jack The Idiot Dunce." The chorus to "Education" asd WM audience. He replied, while sitting on it, "What am I Imaginative slide show highlighted the absurdity of ovation fom a very enthusiasti a ier -he Kink supposed to do with this?" Eventually, somewhere in Jack, the idiot dunce, prancing around onstage. Then, had once agi suesllyfused rock with th-t to the middle of the largely improvisational song, he surprising the hell out of everyone, Ray walked over further confirm to any dibelaieven that 1bey a stopped and delivered an absurdly appropriate version to the piano to begin the theme song of the show, band Uke no other. -fii ) x^ -.0o

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Beginning next semester, Calendar of Events LECTURE:"Women in Africa," at 4PM in will be restricted to announcements about a Union 237. Sat, Dec. 13 specific event scheduled for a particular date. All SHABBAT SERVICES:Shabbat services will be general-type announcements will be restricted to held in Roth Cafeteria at 10AM. Campus Notices if there is no admission or other Wed, Dec. 10 costs. and will not be given free space if there CAMPUS/COMMUN ITY HOLIDAY are any charges, except through Polity. Specific MEETING:Last Gay Student Union meeting of PARTY:Celebration will be held at the announcements about specific events scheduled the semester at 8:30 PM in Union 237. intersection of Nicholls Road and Route 25A, for a particular date will no longer be run in Refreshments will be served, all are welcome. from 4:30-6 PM. Events features tree lighting Campus Notices. ceremony, carolling, eggnog and cocoa. Free, all The deadlines for Calendar of Events remain FILM:"The Red Balloon," directed by Albert welcome. the same: For inclusion in Monday's paper: Lamoisse, at 8PM in the Union Auditorium. Thursday at 1 PM. For inclusion in Friday's film is an Academy Award-winning fantasy of FILM:"Hiroshima, Mon Amour," directed by paper: Wednesday at 1 PM. Forms are available childhood. Alan Resnais, at 2PM in the Union Auditorium. in the Union offices, second floor of the Stony Brook Union. CHORAL CONCERT:Stony Brook music BASKETBALL GAME:Stony Brook vs. Dowling This is the last calendar for the fall semester. graduate student Boarbara Wild will conduct a College at 8PM in the Gym. Happy Vacation! program by 35 student singers. at 8:30 PM in Lecture Center 105. SWIM MEET:St. Francis College, at Patriots, Mon, Dec. 8 1PM. CATHOLIC MASS:AII are welcome to share Mass at 5PM in Humanities 160. RAINY DAY CRAFTS: Materials and Sun, Dec. 14 instruction will lie provided for terrarium MEETING:Overeaters Anonymous meeting for FILMS:"Blind Husbands" and "Foolish Wives" making from 1:30 - 4 PM in the Union Main anyone interested in losing weight at 8PM in the (silent films) at 2:30 PM in the Union Lounge. Bring a glass or jar. Union. Auditorium. YOGA MEDITATION: I his week's discussion KWANZAFESTIVAL:RlackStudent Union and CONCERT:The Stony Brook Concert Band and topic "Manl-a Yoga: Words andl Power anxi Black Student Assistant Fund present the 2nd Brass Ensemble will perform at 3PM in the I low Io Use 1-hen". at /PM in Union 229. annual Kwanza Festival. Dinner and Administration Building lobby. performance by Afro-American Ensemble. LECTURE:Richard (*Inrnino. author of Blood Tickets are $2. contact African studies office in SUNDAY SIMPATICO:The Stony Brook of My Blood, the Dilemnma of the Italian SSB room 475 or call 6-3352. Baroque Chamber Players are featured in this Americaan? will spack about hlis olisevations of series, at 8:30 PM in the Union Buffeteria. Wine Italians in America at HPM in I iumanities. Thu. Dec. 11 and cheese available. AUDITION:Auflitions lot a coom|any to LECTURE: "Ethnicity in the Suburbs," at 7:30 elwforin Of Mice and Men andl work in ptocess PM in Graduate Chemistry 403 by Sociology Mon, Dec. 15 on Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, in Soutli Campus Professor Terry Rosenberg. LECTURE:"*The American Drug Scene; Pills, IWiilding B. I or info. call Rich Radrx at Profits and Society," at 8PM in South Campus 928 7847. CHAMBER MUSIC CONCERT:Features trio of f-147 . This is one of a series of Contemporary piano, cello and flute, at 8:30 PM in Lecture Issues in Health Care lectures. OPERA:Cosi I-as Tutlle." Mozart's conlic Center loom 105. opera, will le perforned ino the Caklerone Theatre on South Campus at 8PM. Tickets ate Tue, Dec. 16 BASKETBALL GAME:Stony Brook plays $1 for students. For reservations call 246 56l. Queetis College, at 8PM in the gym. FILM:"*Tm All Right, Jack." directed by Roy Boulting, at 8PM in the Union Auditorium. ART EXHIBIT:Coloi and black/white LECTURE:Free introductory lecture on the photographs by Latry Sptuill and Robert benefits of tHe Transcenidental Meditation Young, in the Administration Gallery through Program given by a teachert of Transcendental December 31; lsou-s ate Monday through Fri, Dec. Meditation at 2:30 to 4PM and 8-10 PM in 19 Friday. 9AM to 5PM. Unioe} 236. LECTURE:"Mars:Mariner 9 and Viking," by Astronomy Professor Roger Kancke, at 7:30 PM Tue, Dec.9 MEETING:Geiietal meeting of the Scuba Club in ESS 001. of Earth and Space Sciences. at 7:30 PM in Uniion 214. Lecture will be followed by audience viewing of BIPO SEMINAR:Physiology Professor Paul the winter sky Lefevre will discuss "The Continuing Search for through the University's small HARMONY:Staff meeting at 8:30 PM in Union the Red Cell's telescope (weather permitting). Sugar-Transport Receptor" at 073. 7:30PM in Chemistry 116. COCA:"Groove Tube" will be shown at 7, 9:30 HOCKEY GAME:The Patriots will be playing FA, Dec. 12 and 12 in Lecture Center 100. John Jay College at Kings Park Arena at 9:30 CONCERT:The Stony Brook Orchestr-a and the PM. University Chor-us will perJform1 under the Sat, Dec. 20 direction of David Lawton and Andy Kaiser, at MEETING:Committee Against Racism will meet 8:30 PM in the Administration building lobby. FILM:"The Seventh Seal," directed by Ingmar at 7:30 PM in Union 216 to discuss plans for the Bergman, at 2PM in the Union Auditorium. December 17 trial of Mrs. Baum, the Blackfoot SWIM MEET:St. John's at Stony Brook at 4PM. Indian fighting racism in the Selden school district. Compiled by MERYL KRASNOFF ART EXHIBIT:Paintings by Por-t Jeffer-son artist Pat Walsh and Stony Brook Fine Arts student OPEN HOUSE:The Advancement on Individual Sheila Walcott, through December 19 in the Merit staff will conduct an open house from Union Gallery, Monday through Friday from 9AM-4PM in Library C3843. 1 1AM-5PM.

FILM: "The Red Psalmt," and "The Red and the SHABBAT SERVICES:Shabbat Services will be White," directed by Miklos Jansco. will be held in Roth Cafeteria at 5PM. Services will be shown at 8 PM in the Union Auditorium. followed by a Shabbat meal. Reservations are required for the meal and must be made by Wednesday in the Hillet office, Humanities 158. STUDENT RECITAL:Stony Brook music students will perform instrumental works by COCA:"The Taking of Pelham 1--2-3" will be major 20th century composers, at 8:30 PM in shown Friday and Saturday nights at 7, 9:30, Lecture Center 105. and 12 in Lecture Center 100.

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