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NOVEMBER 22, 1994 VOLUME CLXXIV, N0.6 THEUNlVl-.KMn OF 1 1 II SOI 1 11 SEW ANEE,TN 37383-1000 Biting the Hand that Feeds Us
as at the luncb rush would probablj by Chris Cudabac there are still any around is not for lack of not been quite so bad ( lailoi BC during when he News Editor effort on Marriott's part. Gailor is now being The primary woe that the BC now expe- understand what Di Kepple means sprayed for bugs every other evening. Dr. riences, one thai Gailor also know s, is ihat ol said that ' The BC dining room Vt as not meant " so people I le on "The thought of going to dinner fills me with Kepple noted, and, over Christmas break, is trying to make certain thai plates get prop- to hold nearly many went to another that the dirty dread." Thus, in a somewhat melodramatic due to receive what the Board of Directors' erly cleaned. An informal survej indicated note that problem, of in '. w fa< ility, that fashion, did a senior sum up his feelings minutes describe as a "very major bombing." that the majority oi the "wooden" salad bowls plates the h< as due to the wasneeded towards Marriott, feelings that many share. Most of Sewanee is familiar with the had cereal remains in them. This is due to (he is thai anewj 10,000 dishwashei in it A mam cause ol the insect problems This semester has seen the a sudden surge of experimentation with the Wellness line ear- fact that, when cereal dries in one of these , ailor is simply that the building is forty years expressed discontent with the food services lier this semester. This initial attempt was is rtexi to impossible to get it out, Because ol id indicated that the onlj lasting solution offered on the Mountain. While few, if any, ended when lines were consistently huge for this, the wooden bowls are slated to be junked He
many, il not most, ol these problems is a agreed with the tone and style of the Marriott the "unwellness" line. After this, instead of as soon as replacements arrive. tO also said relieve that places share new dining hall I le that, to Hater (see related story on pg. 3), his letter having a specific line, Wellness items were One great problem both has been iii ( 'ontinued on page 2 expressed a deep feeling of discontent shared incorporated into the main serving lines. Re- is that oi space Anyone who the by many. cently, the Wellness coordinator for Marriott Few would say, however, that Marriott is at UT-Martin visited to give advise on how uninterested in feedback or unresponsive better to do the Wellness program better here Misuse just this The current plans call for a smaller line de- Abuse when they receive it. So as to receive & of feedback, students were invited to join voted to Wellness items along the lines of the sort by Dana Van Camp tration was quick to dissociate himsell from a board of directors which now oversees the Mexican/potato bar. the Man i.-ii i i.ii.-i Mi Howard said that he services here. Many of the improve- The plate situation at the BC has had food Student dissatisfaction with Marriott has been did not have any problems with the emploj this year, ments, like the continuous dining system, elements of a bad comedy. Earlier they mounting rapidly in the past couple of months. ees at Marriott, rathei with the job that board meet- the BC was using many plates that were products, in part, of these Marrioll 1 were Problems with roaches m (iailoi. sanitation .in doing Because the 1. lift took it pointed out ings. chipped or cracked. After was protect his anonymity. in the BC, and poor food quality and variety such greal pains to plates were According to Tom Kepple, who as Vice that this was unsanitary, these he was merely venting in both places have spurred various forms ol many studenls fell replace- for Business and Community Rela- trashed. It was only after this that rather than President student protest. Iggression toward the managers ordered. Thus the sudden and tions is the administrator in charge of food ments were a reform ol On Sunday, October JO, one student genuinely attempting to initiate plates for the problems are due to appalling prevalence of styrofoam students, while agreeing that services, many of decided to vent his frustrations with Marriott Marriott Othei is the responsibility of the a time. Hater's map facilities, which via e-mail. The student concealed his id. n the Marrioti comments were the The continuous dining program at knowledgedtherighl to freedom University. tity by logging on to e mail as 'Marrioti propriate.ai here has been BC continues to be a good thing, especially who The most famous problem Hater" (rather lhan giving his name) ami sent oi speech Frank Pratt, one student supply of ham- is to say, there were with the now continuous Hatei said, "You the insect situation. That his message from Woods Lab where hi responded to the Marrioti its prob- about earlier this burger patties. The BC has also had use judgment You shouldn't quite a few cockroaches assured ofthe difficulty ol anyone tracing his should good insects, but these have it seem, that lems, however, with isn't suitable to semester. The reason, would message. The student proceeded to send his pui anything on cstudent thai message to the entire Sewanee um- — cstudent anil claculty, Good Coffee, Good verse using Other studenls, while agreeing that lists which ace. distribution comments ery Sewanee student's and faculty's the Marriott-Hater's Bagels, Good Fun e-mail box. The Marriott II Qtei were inappropriate, acknowledged message contained random and ge- ister, the faculty advisor for the coffeehouse the right to freedom of speech by Angela Ward neric complaints concerning Mai 1 committee, is revising and refining the pro- otl and savagely demanded that other - " posal to prepare it for submittal for approval newspapei Mi Pratt and A new social option is in the making here on students "get oil their butts and u lively be printed in a just by the administration. other, reared the potential repercussions as a the Mountain, and if it pans out, it might protest to the administration. Bui the Mam What Ms. Anschutz envisions is a "very "i abuse, such as censorship ol frat house monopoly of the s final slandenng Mar resuli this put an end to the Otl I liter comments the "most eclectic and fun place," where and cstudenl oi dissolution ol the lisl altogethei campus social scene. Determined sopho- riott managers Seth Baker, I isa Mills, conservative and the most off-the-wall Associate PrOVOSl Alvauv. howcsci. said more Maryetta Anschutz has taken the reins josh Eckman were highly offensive and to comfortable hanging out presenl a feel i student would people" can thai 1 1 nsorship ol in a strong movement to obtain University tally inappropriate She describes the coffeehouse as a practical problem. He said that the funding for the construction of a new coffee- together. The Marriott-Mater's libelous remarks huge place where "students can come back twenty administration was investigating the pi house in the empty basement space below have initialed a search by the Deans ol StU and say'this place is a part of oi programming computers to verify now I bihiy Sundae's. Ms. Anschutz has completed a years from dents to establish Ins identity, though lean According to Ms. Anschutz, the old identity to prevent anonymous detailed proposal delineating the design and me'." Pearigen admitted that the chances ol uncov hangout's tables will be designed and built by from being sent, although the plans for the construction and maintenance of ering his identity are remote. If the student messages Continued on page 3 said ongoing maintenani e and the problems a coffeehouse. At present. Dr. Woody Reg- were caught, however. Dean Pearigen ol the associated with modifying the program might that he would probably be punished by tins prevent lli< University lioin choosing Discipline Committee. As a result ol the an attorney alternative in. ident, Seth Baker has retained
University IS h.ui who is ensuring that the dling the problem appropriately Mr Bakei support said that he was very pleased with the he has received from the whole Sewanee community. Lisa Mills also expressed her appreciation for the support she has received from students and the administration Far from being a call to arms, the Mam a on Hater's slanderous comments elicited The barrage ofcriticism from other students. an udenl distribution list quickly became rebuke the ,., lor students who wished to Marriott-Hater and take exception with his
irrelevant and derogatory remarks David his war Howard, a student who is waging own con- to reform Marrioti through surveys and Photo by Lyn Hutchinson specific complaints to the adminis- Death of a Salesman, reviewed on page 11. struclive, November 22. 1994 The Sewanee Purple Page 2 PAGE TWO Sezvanee Shorts Purple Picks
A Campus Plagued 'What to Do When There's Nothing to Do on the Domain' 8,000 Loads of Laundry
Sewanee has been plagued by ladybugs and 24 November. Your Mom ma's Turkey. present a reading of his poetry on No- Approximately $10,000 was stolen from 30th at 8:15 PM in Convocation flies, but don't worry; it is only temporary. Appearing on Thanksgiving dinner tables vember before Fall the Treasurer's office shortly of Henry Yateman cleared up the mystery of across America. Complimented and influ- Hall. Mr. Berry, the recipient the Break. According to Hope Baggenstoff. 's Aiken Taylor prize in the bugs for the Purple. Ladybugs gather enced by more well-known acts such as Sewanee Review not all quarters) the money (fortunately hailed as "A modern yearly to hibernate in hollow trees or some- the Cranberries. This lesser- known group Poetry, has been locked was in a bag that was left out in a described by Ken times attics and basements. That is why can get a little fowl and then segway into Emerson," and was after- room after die office closed for the charging un- Quintard and Gorgas were covered with a dessert piece as smoothly as pumpkin Kesey as "a Sergeant York was reported missing noon The money no-man's-land of ladybugs for several days. Ladybugs are pie. Not to be missed: go home or crash natural odds across our the next morning No suspect has been " won't want to miss it. not as harmless as they appear: several someone else's repast. ecology. You found, although The Tennessee Bureau students have reported being bitten. Al- of Investigation is on the case. Special Sauce . though they are an annoyance now, it is 26 November. Opening of the African- 3 December. G. Love and (better-known as belter not to kill them because they will American Art Over Two Centuries: The Compliments of SPM A eating Spam: Sewanee Popular Music Associa- The Monument to Dirt protect our plants in the spring by Kplley Collection of sketches, paintings, funkadelic/blues/rap some- plant lice (a pressing problem in all our and a sculpture at the Hunter Museum in tion), this been a problem. The will be on dis- what Beck-ish,but BETTER, band appears Sewanee students have been questioning lives). Flies have also Chattanooga. The exhibit room). this year has been especially kind until 29, 1995. Free. at the LCA house (in the back the purpose of the mvsetrious construc- weather play January rain during the summer created Their latest albulm is reviewed on page tion between Woods Labs and Carnegie to flies. The perfect environment for them to repro- Poet, essayist, social critic, 15. Check it out at 9:00. Hall. The so-called Monument to Dirt is a 30 November. ladybugs. the University of Wendall Berry will actually a memorial to Sylvia Barry. Barry duce. Unlike farmer, and ecologist doesn't need flies. The only way worked for the University as the assistant the South the Hies is to kill them. Rumor treasurer for many years. According to to get nd of curse was death money has it that many years ago a I ..m Kepple. after BaiTV's it would be was donated on her behalf to build the placed on the Domain that banned. It plagued 1 1 common sources were memorial. The University plans to I om suggested that the University plele construction by adding shrubbery has been should spray inside classroom buildings in and a hand rail. The memorial will ulti flies. Seems like it would be niatelv be a pari of the plans for a Pedes- order to kill the easier just to bring back kegs. Until then trian Campus al Sewanee you better carry a fly swatter
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according to The British Studies at Oxford program, now in its "24th or 25lh summer" summer William Cocke. Professor of English, has been one of Sewanee's most successful professors study programs Literally hundreds ofSewanee students and dozens of Sewanee Wilde's claim that, * (£,AIU><- HAtO ^ ^ have spent the summer in St. John's College. Oxford, testing Oscar into one." "Nowhere else are life and art so exquisitely blended, so perfectly made the most ancient and Participants in the program will be housed at St. John's, one of ; have the opportu- .; beautiful colleges at Oxford. In addition to taking courses, students will 4? in vooeJFfrcel l nity to travel to Stratford, Stonehenge. and Salisbury. The The subject of next summer's program, will be "Britain in the Rennaissance." history, history and program will run from July 2 to August 8. Courses will be offered in art will teach in poll ncs. literature and music, and religious studies. Two Sewanee professors courses, one on Shakespeare's the program this summer Dr. Cocke will teach two Macfie. Associate tragedies, the other on Elizabethan and Jacobean theater. Pamela of the Professor of English, will also teach two courses on English Rennaissance Poetry sixteenth and seventeenth centuries with Associated Colleges The program is offered by Rhodes College in affdiation The Scholarship money 5 Wounds/ of the South. Students typically lake two courses for six hours of credit. turned in before our winter is available. Dr Cocke recommends that applications be information vacation. Interested students should contact Dr. Cocke or Dr. Macfie for more and application materials. AwOt t«ev CHACJV\INQ J© TOP 10 POLITE COMMENTS YOU CAN MAKE TO A BORE WHICH SOUND LIKE YOUR LIS- TENING WHEN YOU'RE Marriott, continued sei via' available. He also said that best food NOT the Univer- REALLY present problems, new space was being it was simpl) not practicable foi i" the services indepen- Flowers sought, but he was reluctant to saj just sity operate food by Edward dently. w here such new space might be Cat * cd OUl one has been able to speculate on the 10. Is that so? Dr. Kepple also gave something ol .i No 9. Interesting! - Marriott-bashing. Some specu- recent historj ol Man iotl al Sew anee Mai sudden rise in 8. (if speaker laughs) Ha-Ha Ohhhhhhhhh me! late thai the advent ol new venues for general noti was( hosen In 1 989 after the University 7. I agree totally such as has somi decided to discontinue the services ol a discussion, PacerForom, 6. You don't say. worse Food service Or Kepple thing to ^-> with u PacerForum is a favored decidedly 5. Will wonders never cease .i p;>per. and. given ' place hide from doing ol this food service thai "the selection to that same thing in the shower this morning. 4. I was just thinking is ,in\ sou ol ,i Marriott bashing thereon was bad, and the food was horrid," a jui beel 3. Mmmmm. angst.strej ment borne out in conversations vt ith alumni aneas) waj toworkoutan> 2. Mmmmm? another Marriott was chosen bj a committee ol unhappiness Liu Halderman has " 1. Mmmmm! here too much students, facult) and administration as the explanation "People whine '
Page 3 November 22. 1994 The Sewanee Purple NEWS The Japanese Legacy Continues
Howevel she has adapted to is parents worried about hei position in salt) seaweed by Tania Samman lege work much more relaxed Once you were \iiiriH an food .is well as the American edu- are accepted, you barely have to study at all! America, but now the\ arc glad America ..Hon breakfast item is seems a dangerous plat e to Fapanese i sj stem Hei specialty Diversity takes on a new meaning in The hardest part about teaching in Japan, verj l\ SO) sauce, which she leeonuneml- thinks, is the class si/e. regular high she explains, because oi all the Violenl and Sewanee' s language program. For the past Ikuko A ioi .ill to trj school class has about forty to forty five shows and movies Yet American rV drama students two years, beginning level courses have been
< it is hoped that the fapanese program There is no real communication is very popular m Japan M coui se Beverlj offered in Japanese, taught by Ikuko Akiyama. Students will continue to expand al Sewanee Dean students and the teachers. The mils 'in 'in is .i favorite Uso populai an As her contractual agreement comes to a between the is gauging student interest in > ontinu i Basketball, Bon fovi Keele being made continue her curriculum is chosen al a governmental level, iarfield, Disney, NBA close, steps are to hopes and Michael lackson! Although inj [apani se al highei levels, and to and it is hard tO keep pace with the rigid Madonna, legacy of Japanese at this school "Hi an agreement with "Exchange la students she was initiallj concerned about violence in work Ikuko Akiyama has been in America for standards set for the pan to ,,-iui ovei more lapanese install tors Ikuko is member of "Ex- the country, Utiyama agrees thai rennessee nearly one and a half years. She attended Akiyama a h ai ii is expe< ted thai stu is a sale place, and she loves the the I >oinaui to teat Sewanee is change Japan," a program that places fapa Keio University in Tokyo, which she saj S she got oil the dents will have ihe opportunity to i ontinue nese teachers in an American university foi After last year, however, much different from Sewanee. Her university lapanese al this school, and the offii ial one course a semester meal plan. She misses Japanese food, SUCh ttS with was surrounded by business buildings, and two years, teaching andcooked word should be pO! tl d SOOn while taking classes to acquire a degree oi the NATTO (fermented soj beans), she loves the isolation and size of Sewanee. choice. Akiyama is getting a degree More importantly, she loves teaching in such teachers' education system in Russian and is working hard to fulfill all a relaxed environment. The That Southern Voice her requirements. Being both a teacher and a in Japan is much different from the American student has helped her teach and study lan- system. There is a big governmental depart- sat I as i harai ters had Lillian Rice interest Fell il the guage at Sewanee. "It was very frustrating at by education in Japan, and teachers ment for down beside me and simply begun to talk first," Ikuko stated. "I couldn't understand encounter a lot of frustrating bearocracy. imme- author Ms. Van- 1 in writes with an emotional she Elizabeth Dewberry Vaughn, the of there are why students couldn't answer!" Now Teaching in Japan is very hard as authenticity draws the readei Many Things Have Happened Sim e He Died diai \ and that school understands the difficulties in learning for- hardly any holidays. From elementary narrator and makes il and Heart Me. will be the write] into the mind Ol the languages and is very happy with how Break the of school, students attend school five eign to high emerge I discos in-residence and teach a course in creativi very, very difficult to re well her students are doing. days a week, and must return on the week- Things I began to read Many at Sewanee next semester. Ms. ered this when would like to stay in America writing sports tournaments. El- Akiyama ends to compete in Ala- Havi Happened Since He Died during what of second Vaughn presently lives in Birmingham, at when her contract expires at the end ementary school students come home i"- minute study bama and has earned a PhD in Amerii an was supposed i" a fifteen realizes that it is impossible to they are through with semester. She around 11p.m. after B.A. break Anhoui later I still hadn't managed to wants more literature from Emory University and a Children stay at Sewannee forever, but one school, sports, and cram schools. drag myself away. in English from Vanderbill year to broaden her Russian education before study ridiculous amounts for exams to get Mon\ Things Havt Happened Since He After Ms. Vaughn gave a reading Fl her return to Japan. She admits that at first her into good elementary schools. However col- allows, or perhaps pulls, the readei into her novels in Convocation Hall this month, Died newly married young woman continued enthusiasm lor her voice almost exceeded the mind ol a Coffeehouse, and abusive husband The enthusiasm for her work. She i\o<-. hoe ., with a troubled needed social murals that the coffeehouse is a badly mind is composed ol obses students, and all of the artwork and wonderfully expressive voice and reading world inside her to Dr. Register, "We feel students. She envisions option. According sions with ahilariouslj and chillingly dis will be done by art style, avaluable skill since successful authors campus for the there is a need for a social place on Ihristianity, with suicide, and with the old postcards from the SPO harrging on now need to be live entertainers almost as tortedt and their student to student, student to faculty, somehow to establish control over her walls, and places for regulars to hang much as they need lo he writers I was need non- faculty to faculty interaction within a hie work explores, always through own personal mugs on the ceiling. Further- enchanted by Ihe reading — Ms. Vaughn own The social academic setting. Sewanee needs a voice oi narrator, the breakdown ol a more, "there will be a very eclectic variety of brought out the wealth of humor and irony the the around the con- convolutions ol the gamut place that is not oriented incl.ui marriage and the painful periodicals and books running that makes her writing sparkle and the " agrees, sumption of alcohol Ms. Anschutz relationships thatcaneasilyeruptinto from liberal to conservative." Ms. Anschutz choly that underlies and darkens it human beer "Sewanee is so geared towards the fral violence rhe readei cannot help but laugh, also envisions chalkboards on which stu- BotiiManyThings Have Happened Since from that. party. We don't want to take away He though, at the irony and naivete" that combine dents can comment on the issues of the week, He Died and Break the Hani oj Me another social op- Things Have We just want to provide Ms in the narrator's voice Many a kind-of "forum for issues." Meanwhile, intensely Southern works; listening to Hi Died is a compelling coffeehouse will tion." sense ol recognition Happened Sina live entertainment at the Vaughn read. I felt a the cof- Ihe audi Though its supporters feel that novel that, like ifa author, moves include student bands and bands from off the Her characters are the people I know, the in the near and in a world , tears feehouse is a strong possibility ni e between laughter Mountain, as well as poetry readings and any people who surrounded me growing up in the without its problems, and strangely famil future, the idea is not i geemi both strange other forms of live performance in which deepest of the Deep South. The tremen ma of Sundae's is Heal the asbestos in the basement person iar. Sewanee in foi a real students show interest. According to Direc- dously intimate voices of the first According will being one of the most immediate. compounded my tor of Student Activities Lisa Manley, "It narrators in both novels the cost to Dean Guerry, "The problems are be an open slate for anyone who wants to do used and the question of whether it will be anything in there." one down at says enough, given that there's As far as the menu, Ms. Anschutz Ms. Anschutz affili- Shenanigan's." However, that the coffeehouse, which will not be coffeehouse at Shenanigan's is Park holds. "The National ated with Marriot, will offer "really original Big Bend actually a true not really popular, and it's not items. ..alternative drinks and wonderful, dif- coffee coffeehouse. It's really more like a ferent kinds of snacks." The menu won't instead will shop." 1995 include anything substantial, but Winter Break, Jan. 3-14, According to Dean Guerry, in a recent focus providing "quality things such as on Business meeting Dr. Kepple, Director of real bagels from caterers on and off the Moun- and Community Activities, said that the cof- and tain" good coffee, including cappuccino ihe canyons, arroyos, and However. camp, hike, and explore feehouse is "not gonna happen." Canoe, and espresso. According to Ms. Anschutz. hit the runners, and brilliant s proposal has yet to javelinas, road is Ms. Anschutz' South Texas. See "Prices can be kept low because coffee trailsof Vice-Chancellor's desk, so a st.ong possibil- and great lood awa.t. cheap, and we're not looking for profit any- sunsets. Hot springs, good company, remains. In the meantime, we can way." Furthermore, charging items on stu- ity still $175 (camping, lood, transporta- keep our fingers crossed. Cost will be approximately dent I.D.s and using flex dollars might even be an option. tion, and gear included). Monteagte jCorist Though Ms. Anschutz' s plan calls for to full-time man- We Deliver non-students to be hired to fill Nov. 29, 8pm, SOP Sewanee Daily! -Informational Meeting: Tuesday, ager and assistant manager positions, it (hi 5)924-3292 strongly favors an additional management Office - owner: Bonnie Nunley structure consisting entirely of students. Fur Spin, SOP Office -Pretrip Meeting: Wednesday, Dec 7, thermore, Ms. Anschutz. plans to hire work study and non-work study students As far as stop by to serving hours. Ms. Anschutz suggests that LM.^fT. OFf.ce at x 1214 or Suzanne Shaver, (Hp jfefitnue #urpls the University of the South Doof Students of Dr. //„ Official Organ ofth Established J892 the tail of a fish — and the price of West hair. Dun. Itj by Kevin ,«Purp/*teownedandoperatedbylhe8luden^fJheUmye. is non-refundable ThtSt Dr Ruth, once Hie fireball trans- admission In- Alleditorialandfiiuinda1matteiBaredSrectedbytte€d.torir / ditoi fthe£ .1, about stead of teaching her audience tech- theauthorftygrantedbylheUnivercity gressor who broke the silence with thestoffand under consult, her iden- niques for erotic, exciting safer sex, $20,000 as the sex. has utterly betrayed Publii aHoni ft „ SHE DIDNTCOST no! thesenloi editorial She is instead of alerting her audience to igned editorials represent theoi tity as a fearless cage-shaker. rumor had it But even for $4500. writer and d t necessarily of the most disillusioning kind of the sexual practices most likely to Ruth was a bust (no ribald pun the of ThePurple Dr. reflect the editorial views firmly en- transmit STD's, instead of suggest- be mailed directly to Tiu shrewish sex chat in former radical—a rich, to the editor are welcomed and should intended). Her LeHere computer figure ing how a loving, intimate relation- Purple's drop box on (he University 6 trenched establishment purple deported | n The Guerry Auditorium on November is not ship might endure without sex (the or Benl r Check-Up on Health Services You Won t Read This Column Tania Samman One student's ear infection worsened, as they by i>> Walter Hubbell gave hei antibiotics foi motion sickness rather ,i to Fulfill requirements elsewhere As I was browsing through the t lass sched- questionable whether or not a trip to than tackling the infection Health Services It seems scsare Now I I an'i get m bl ule l"i next semester on in\ is actually more hazardous diagnosed another student v> ith shingles, and Health Services and sopho thiswi edsoraethingl found quite limited to freshman to your health in case of illness. Although she spent two months thinking she was suf- - ••> defeat the true spirit ol aliberal »n i Doesn'l this peculiai I here lab they seem to have an eternal supply of throat fering from this disease One woman Student ence courses being offered ne\t semestei arts education ' We could probabl lozenges, many people have complained about was told she was pregnant, and spent two taking oni\ two semesti i ign Ian n though non-lab ftTC a Helath Services' treatment of illnesses days in anguish until other tests came out the required to requirement for graduation Hus gol me guoge \iua all, we are only Alter asking several students about their negative I out native at Sewanei take om i in nglish Ser\ thinking aboul out curriculum Health Services experiences, the stones I A student walked into Health ices it Befi tongue, and the things I see wrong with gathered were almost laughable. If they with huge swollen tonsils and liquid building anentin Finally, let's look at the most absurd inn- 1 was mad enough to dedh ate weren't so scary. After hearing them, the up in them. They gave her throat lozenges and situation lab si lem e requirement to the subject, so those of you who the non Health Services seems advised her to take ibuprofen, as she probably article concept behind ' whole ti hose to go had expected "The top ten ways \o beat the What purpose does this serve had some sort of viral infection. When she dubious. Sewanee Georgia rech, so why all new drinking policy" will have to wail to not it was discovered "I don't see why they assume every girl went home a week later, . ii, e ' i know all the scum e people aits I he i his ,s a liberal institution tonsilitis. that walks in is pregnant. You can go in with that she had ,,. 'but we have to take English and idea behind a liberal arts education is thai going you're pregnant. These are just a few of the horror stories a sore throat and they ask if ." take courses in different western! \\ well too bad, youshouldhave ad- you are required to test last semester. I heard. As the students' only means to I went in their for a blood history 100 mdy chosent !al rech I don'l think fields "i stud) then i oncentrate yout test without my equate personal health care, the University They gave me a pregnancy as tough as calculus or general to a particular discipline Bj liking all is quite the results Health Services needs to shape up then treat consent and then announced that know that I si ieni e majors subjects you broader yout ( hemistrj ven students are those different pregnancy test were negative, in ment of health concerns. Many from my is haul But what aboul the easj mind to all the greatdisciplines inai ademia biology to to Health Services when front of everyone in the waiting room. It was too scared go this, but let's look at sciei Well, here is the I have no problem with they're sick, because "I always end up feeling humiliating..." it as a sophomore I took biology " what the Sewanee leadership expects ol problem more interesting. sicker after I lea\e The stories get even human affairs tO fulfill my labscienCC you. First, you are required to lake foui and t < a senioi luess what ' As semesters ofa foreign language Thisseems requirement that lean ttakebiologj and fair except thai all the grammai and othei woulddiscovei 4 ''jy f -f opleas a non lab requirement Since it is skills needed toll a ught non i i" , ol "ids two 100 level lab in three semesters, rhe fourth semesti i on semi ;tei t would have to take usually a literature 01 culture Course, wl offered nexi whii hi would i reservation biolog) instead isn't necessarj ITtai an be used l '»> out is in actuality o level better by non language maris elsewhere, then find is ol seniors are a Hus I his whal dozens which I will explain in moment, help that unneeded fourth semestei is being used bj ,, I ..ninl as non lab SCi the language departments to justify the ex Apparent!) thati las doesn't account istenceoftheii disproportionate!) largefai von bi i,, i unless warn to I i anything ulties. French majors don'l need a ratio i ii,, bi i toftheWoods 0I i au th professoi to senioi majoi when An his maj j i i tnota real i it hoi ( i abMafiafi Ith p I : ) oi bio Now consider majors in general Stu- ,, i, nee like i hemistrj [will imply Finish theii But, I'm rambling dents are encouraged to i ompleteallol saying this Freshmeu! Don'l listen to required coursesduring their first two yi by you ,,,1,1 advisors when the) sa) youshouldgel "Get the requirements out of the way. ol thewaj lake i con requirement out can take more specific classes afti thai that you fresh something you are interested in so declare." Is heard by most entering make informed di i ision when the men. However, the school wants you to can on lint the se comes to declare a majoi lake declare at the beginning of your fourth time be first non lab sciem e that comes along mester, when most students are still wal- saved these anothei pm is I" & other , ause ii may be years before Bill Navel-. lowing in language and finishing up lamalsoherebj formingthe"t lei requirements. How can you accurately judge offen d KM) Rid oi the Non Lab Si ience Requirement drowning, but he's what you want (0 majoi in based upon ^. kids from Great ideas be an Committee oi rhe Bring Bai k level classes? Would anyone want to iii rhe time In Science Coalition" Those interested Boon majoi aftei justtaking 1017 of a not a lifeguard. joining should simply SPO threats ^W taken up fulfilling the language require- thatap lawsuit i" the administration since ment could be better used in'taking an uppei their huiul Tins also pears i" i"' Ihe onlj way to spark ^Ij VerleetaWooten level class in an area ol interest, senior I intere il alleviates other problems. As a instead I here (Next issue. .. Why did come would have liked to have taken an art his stars, but can't get Wk severed new tateSl hOOloi Why Johnnie But I didn't tory class before I graduate a lob.) takeitasafreshmi noi lophomori bi Jr she's not an astronomer. to exploit an Neal put out continued ,p!eol abusinghei position And Ivan Unfair, a huge negative ,i nit employ* itMarriotl i i receipt topi impai i to all the other one at work (He still has the i-.. prepared i i Mills is but he's hadtimetofi) the I h,,pc that a bt of fires, this) rheraanagei nevei pthei workers don'l hei own ass wet when problem pan | to shov. up late Othei managers how to lire David ioon enough hovt up oi not a firefighter. scheming utting the be able to i laim the in i isa Mills God „ | up oil down furthei the - teachers. But to and .:. she can depend on now These are Anyone with the abili on k whom those dirty dishes I with ,|,! 1 Why.in isa Mills " tion | U( i, to thinl 'i goodness. David will no longi i be heroes. Lisa Mills gi than) kids they reach, they're God'S name would all by himself till the had been WOrkil abused in that dish ro of the night. 70 hours per week God without mi middle David a man lei less future foi BE A HERO. dedication to his work rhere BE A TEACHER. two month career as a manager? v.uh rare man where by her be work places in America Call 1-800-45-TEACH. she got the position at all is a question Should Still hard WOrll i as people say, justice prevails, where honest experience it she has any'' Or. upheld. by her daddy's connection 'i Mills' unjust decision is definitely reputation to the Sho-nian. IKWITUK «w TtACKIM __.„ bringing a massive negative i col « lo-i/:- Her Marriott company here at the University. November 22. 1994 The Sewanee Purple Page 6 SPORTS Flying to the Finish Men's Cross Country Ends Season Fast Sewanee all season and show much by Polly Bass strong for potential. Uzair Ismail ran the last cross The Men's cross-country team had a positive Senior country meet of his college career at Regional year and finished the season strongly. The the 12th. The Regionals course was fast team placed fifth in the SCAC conference on on Regionals on and Ismail ran to a personal record, but still November 1 2th. At the NCAA of feels his performance at the SCAC confer- the 5th, the team actually finished in front 5th was his career best. SCAC teams who placed higher than Sewanee ence meet on the the Looking back on his years at Sewanee, Ismail in the Conference championship meet I to pick one person who had the weekend before. Going into the season after says, "If was on me, overall at Sewanee, it graduating some strong seniors and missing most effect be Coach Huyck. He coaches with a some runners due to injury and study abroad. would casual, but firm discipline. Nothing is forced Coach Bill Huyck was initially skeptical. Huyck is great!" Ismail feels the team The potential of the remaining runners soon Coach group of people with a genu- became obvious. was the closest enthusiasm for running that he has seen in Junior Bryan Joyner was Sewanee's top ine in his four years at Sewanee. He is very excited runner all season. Placing 9th individually place in about the outlook for the coming years and the SCAC, Joyner says, "I hoped to with the turn pointed out that on both men's and women's the top ten, so 1 was very pleased the top positions are dominated by out." Sophomore Hollis Duncan ran ex- teams "It's all there, they are highly en- tremely well this year after recovering from freshmen, thusiastic and close knit groups of people." an injury he struggled with his freshman fin- SCAC better look out for Sewanee! season. He is happy to be running and The Coach Huyck also has a positive outlook ished number two for Sewanee in Regionals, seasons ahead:" We're graduating only with an impressive personal record. Com- on the the rest is a function of how much menting on the race, Duncan says, "Every- one person, people stay in shape and continue to run. If thing came together for me. Before the race, the people that enjoy what they Coach always sets up a game plan with us and we can retain potential is there for an ex- this,' and I did are doing the says, 'I want you to run like next season, panded and improved program." Coach and it worked." Looking into summarized his view of the season Duncan has already set a goal of placing Huyck respect he has for his runners, saying. individually as one of the SCAC's top ten and the privilege to'be around people that work runners. Freshmen Ian Cross, Billy Ray. "It is a good group to work with Andrew Morman. and Bret Alexander ran hard. They are a Tigers through the remainder of Above: Sophomore Kim Faitls looks to carry the Ijady this past weekend. Below: Junior Hunter the season after a SUCCesful homestand to begin their season on the Style teammates are hoping in Ins new mix of talented Finish ( onnellv and A both team entertain Fisk University on the rightfoot. After being on the road next week, High Rank in SCAC 30th at Sewanee at 6:00 and 8:00. Women's Cross Country Closes Season with (such as the SCAC Champion- by Polly Bass used to hills," ship course the team ran on at Centre the Asked about her view of Women's cross-country finished the season previous weekend). the season in general. Parks responded, "We in style, placing third in the Southern Colle- really had a good team, many freshman, and giate Athletic Conference (SCAC) on No- season. The team was close like a vember 5th and also performing well at the a good were there to support each other NCAA Southeast Regional Meet on Novem- family. We we're all looking forward to track." ber 12th, hosted by Emory. Expected to and about the All members have a positive feeling place 5th at best in the SCAC conference, Liz Ellington and Abi White team was elated with their 3rd place finish, the season. place expressed their excitement over the 3rd despite a small team of only 6 runners. The two continually discuss racing The strong finish at conference gave the finish. can improve their already out- team confidence going into the larger Divi- and how they standing race times in the future. It seems sion III Regional the next weekend. The good everyone is eager for next season, a NCAA rule, which requires five people to sign. Susan Conner, although disappointed score as a team, eliminated the possibility of about not being able to run in Regionals, the Sewanee women placing at Regional. At commented. "It's been a great learning expe- the 1.5 mile mark, number one Sewanee 1 love running in college." runner. Katrina Nelson, suffered a severe rience. Cliff Afton summed it up saying, lower leg cramp and was unable to finish the Coach season went exactly as planned. At race. Katrina made incredible contributions "The Regionals everyone had their fastest race ot to the team all year through scoring and as a do and that is what we wanted to source of inspiration. Susan Conner, another the season unfortunate that a few people were strong freshman, was down with a virus and It has been The injured and unable to finish the season." unable to run in Regional; her support on the team prospects look good for next year. The sidelines allowed the four remaining run- and every runner will be returning ners, Abi White, Liz Ellington, Michelle is young also excited about the possibiliiN Parks, and Polly Bass, each to finish with The team is with interested prospective stu- personal records. Reflecting on Regional, of running next year, Afton suggests. Michelle Parks, a junior, said, "I was sur- dents. Looking to improvement •'If we make the same steady prised things turned out as well as they did on have a next year that we have this year we'll the flatter course. People have a tendency to they're strong team." fall apart on more fiat courses when facts with more Interested in writing sports? Able to collect accuracy than Sports Illustrated (See page 12)? Contact Robbie Griffith at x2244. . November 22, 1994 The Sewanee Purple Page 7 SPORTS The Fowler Center: The Good With the Bad tin have i that. by Robbie Griffith got hero it was really hot in there but tin- use the damn - Natalie Sparks Sports Editor rest of the gym has normal air-condition- -Tim Snidei ing. Also, the machines in the "sow it's raj turn lo speak foi the good The original intent of this article was to room are not comfortable or hall of them it needs ventilation!!!!!!!!! I love the it i .us in i , \s someone who has mi i i old ntei discuss the pros and cons of the new athletic don't count calories or work well It ,\ bul feat maj die ol suffocation played against the tough defense ol the v ad center here at Sewanee through its first se- seems a shame that all that money buill a I keep working OUl th< - Tania Samman em) i iyin floot lias had to fill up the kero mester, but then I got to thinking that the best beautiful gym, but the machines are th< jel heati n in the « inlet has had to \ sene way to represent the opinions of the student same. Plus 1 find myself wanting to w ith the multi mil complete!) adjusi his shot from the goal from body was to present the opinions of the stu- outeitherearlySunday or later that nighl I'm impressed liondollai athletu fadlitj withitssquash hell >"i the lefl and the forgiving goal >>ti the dent body first and then let my own opinion Can't the gym be opened later Sunday courts, weight mom. and indoor e\ ei i i-'tii .ni.i .is someone who has had lo pla) be heard at the end. It's that simple. Here is night, and maybecioseeai lier than 12 on j in lltt \* adeni) I lym with gloves ihiut', I just have oneSMAl I com basketball what the campus had to say: Friday and Saturday nighl because most Bul fa< ilirj on, i ii' kel pi" lici soccei prnctii e, and people are out then? Anyway, those are plainl I vedrivenbj this massive numerous times in the middle ol the martial arts going on at one time in one room, "I think the money could have been just a few suggestions . ( !en night Eachtime the lights on the courts, 1 1 .in thoroughl) apprei iate the Fowlei spent on more productive things. Sure - Amanda Spann ovei the pool and in the halls are all on! lei When I was considering transferring the gym's nice, but we're lacking student ( in shninn year, I Not on u is the building multi million from N State aftei m) housing and classroom space, and I'd The Fowler Center really has made < entei i was dollar, bul so is its lighl bill! I find more saw the plans foi the Fowlei and rather be able to sleep somewhere and life at Sewanee like life at a country club. has u and more w.n Sewanee wastes m\ In almosl inslnntl) hooked on Sewanee Hie learn about Plato [grinl than ride the That desperately-needed facility d( n I school in ition monej ever) daj center, unlike even m) Division ExcerCycle and watch people play wonders for this place! The soonei we the arts - Christian Cutler Raleigh, offered enough Foi everyone al squash. Burn the gym to build a school." can build ourselves an equally fine University I fell thai the school's i ommil - Matt Laney facility, the better. couple to say aboul the menl lo the neu gym was indit ative ol theii - Cathy Rafferty A ol things commitmenl lo the Universit) as a whole i owler Center it has no ventilation Being a freshman, I can't comment I i i I despite its ventila I go in ow lei entei an. I there he It very im] whatsoever PI ei time on how the Fowler Center may have The center is great. is J kui hed a lion and inu k problems, jusl lo name n few a lot of recreational activi- com.' aftei mj workoul drem changed Sewanee, or if it represents an sive and offers is luxur) here al Sewanee I R\ mosl definitel) a I really little more than should be —VI I that it has everything. improvement. I can say, however, that ties. find pla) flooi hoi key, lake BREATHE!!! Oth Where else < on you with it HUMID—HARD TO as a varsity athlete the presence of a first- like it and am happy enjoyed the classes in yoga, do aerobics, lifl weights, oi - Passman erwise, I have thoroughly class athletic center with a quality com- Corey -it Nowhen facility duo to the absence ol one lasl pla) indooi tennis one lime? petition pool was a positive factor in my have a little pi ihe Fowlei I !entei W i are sei luded I weight machines fowler center is truly a state ol year he decision to come here. It is a privilege to The tins mountain as it is We should everything anyone to be desired, bul the stairmastera et< enough on school with so much to offer in so the-art facility. It has be at a having lo drive fifteen shape or merely are very nice. The indoor trai k will be be happ) with nol areas, including athletics. could want to stay in many to he kicked off of Si Andrew and have some fun. very useful in win tei andisverj useful to minutes just - Gregg Shepard. take a study break ..mis with whnl we have I nke womenstudenrsatnightdue to the stead) i Be happ) Too bad they treat it likea museum where little bad We dohavi increase in crimes against us Ihr stereo .,H me good with the great, however, you can't touch anything (e.g. they The new building is Si .i i in thoseol firsi i las mhli li< entei hen m Dr. Ruth give her lecture system is exeeptionallj nicefoi are some problems. The big room wouldn't let there il w.ilkmans frequently, i ike advantage ol poor thing could get us who forget our where fencing and aerobics goes on is there because the fitness < entei shoul paid that much money, let's but everysports and air-controlled by vents. When we first hurt) If we Football Ends in Bermuda America's Pastime would love to end the season on a by Chase Kopecky team but their second win Yet high note by claiming "VTf-^f A 1*0111*1^1Ivi H PfP squad fielding a number of freshman ... 1>UI filUU. Alan Logan will probably have a bad taste in a stepping in While Sewanee eluding quarterback John Stroup Americansoi iel) aftei iheCivilWai his mouth until next season when the by Clayton Haden Young is a hopeful General injured senior Russ < leaning up aftei football team will have this year's slow for Southerner wi re prospect for future seasons. North was playing baseball. I buildup of fustration to motivate the hearts October blew by us, and the onl) thing Sherman, ihe seniors, playing theil inexperienced unit. For the rest of the insurmountable guess Hi.- South was jusl seen as Ihe Utile and mindsof ayoungand have to remembei il b) are in Bermuda is a nice •"^ h to pla) yel as head coach was final collegiate game yards So let's brothei who ei Logan's inaugural season pih-s.. i leaves a. i umulated in has year in which the team ,• was non i albeit one he consolation for a all the Sin, profesi ional football no doubt a learning experience, rake, and pondei oui losses Where did injuries and a team series I ll) a of i exai hopes that had to work through leni and cock fighting in would rather have foregone. He neatly manicured fields go? Whai happened system Yel next e I he achieved by adapt to a new coach's wearing endeavoi ihere wasonl) onealternatr immediate redemption can be to those overly robusi gentleman I mils victory.fi « Alabama/Au season ought to bear more of i,, „ii. ion thai exudes From on 1 994 season in il where in the final game of the is I hate . winning the blue ! And as mu. h Dallas Cowboy's deepei lhana Bowl versus the Tigers. Remember the obnoxious "toma burn mati h upjusl runs a little the second annual Bermuda hell is Skip' an y and thai coach Jimmy fi 1 from dreadful 1-15 start in then head Braves/Marlins game 1 ome Davidson. Sewanee has not appeared in a hawk chop?" ' da) than Johnson's first year at the helm Those believe me there » nothing more fun i thi and bowl game since 1899. Along win. the real nation, mourn happened. Sewanee rexasandOkla morning are hard to imagine ever befon ,„ tting loaded and wati hing The team left early Thursday loss "I our national pastime Bul hope the players de- ... ihe rednei k bowl, bul deter- football fans can only and noma duke il oul for a weekend full of hot sun and fiery everyone starts waxing nostalgii baseball ow • which can match the ( is loo raz) foi Ihis 19, the Ti- velop into a team frustration thai needs SEC football mination. Saturday. November their glove, I have lome Davidson boys' recent success. Yankees wept and Hi- gers will square off against a tough to be vented. Wlnlelhe So nexl season, when I'm withoul the Rangers sulked our partol the country let the Clemens and Bonds unnoi services ol Griffey, l«,ss of baseball pass completely orange flag I maybe I'll altai h that brighl Maybe inhabitants ol the South are perl- tl) ol mycai In faci fl I keep i stole to the hood content with truck and tra toi pulls, bul m to Auburn orTen- I transfer ludicrous answer devolving mighl afraid there's an even more 'south, educa- 1 real m 1 gel a itill king. an i oil I,, a region where oulb.ill Mil lanuarj Imi, in < mII-;'.' I people move lowei lha lasse in king il and Paul "Bear" Bryant would be Hallelujah Pottery alive, college football takes pre. ov.-i the baseball The reason no one moaned and Ala- loss of baseball is because Auburn bama are both undefeated Andbelieveme il Tennessee were an good ihere mighl have " i jusl been a war ol "southern aggression willgetinafistfighl cairtfigiire out why guys butwati ha over a Tennessee/Ala] the Open 9am-5pm mixed pair figun ikating on ESPN2 if Tues.- Sat. However. I have a Braves aren'l p&ying. 598-0141 Photo by Lyn theory. 28-14 loss to Davidson in Bermuda. ended its season with a roots in Sewanee Historically, baseball finds its Hutchinson. November 22, 1994 The Sewanee Purple Page 8 SPORTS Swimming Off to A Racing Start I.M. Floor Hockey the incredible Come True the Sewanee women revealed Hockey Fan's Dream by Scott Evans !, of this years team. equivalent ofdoing suicides for two ten minute Centre Col- by Robbie Griffith teamis The teams' second meet, the iewanee Swimming and Diving halves - and we loved it Nothing on this earth the standards set at SpOtlS Editor soson in lege Relays, continued offtoa greal start i*>r the 1994-95 can rival the feeling after you slap the puck rransylvania Despite the lack of sleep and the new pool ITieii first meet the pads off a rebound, or send their beautiful first time ( ball ) between before, there were many Hockey season is on hold. Forthe Danville, i , travel the day one- list Asbury and Transylvania in the puck sailing for the near post off the avid sports' fan's mind I decided that record times forboth the men and in my openei i"i many, i ;onal puck and into Ky. proved to be an eye Boston Bruins from timer, or checking a man off the proved to the I would follow my M.ix the women The all-coed relays including the new swim coach the curtains. It was the hockey fan's answer 1 would note every time Adam they could work together and not |ust start to Cup. worked very hard in the team that fans answer to ( )hrrmiller "We've to the strike and the sports' members, Oates scored a hat trick or Cam Neely vol- as seperale teams with individual preseason, and the tunes rellecied the football. The game was so intense or Borque put somebody "tag" in firsts the 200 free relay, scored again Ray i hi team racked up m and quality of that training We had a take great pride in going back to ume couple of games. Minus hockey that I would progressive relay. 200 backstroke relay, out for a percentage of swimmers perform- 500 counting the bruises, the very high those dreams were shattered my room and relay. They continued their on my Sega, best Definitely and the 200 medley ing life time, unrested times scratches, and the goals I scored. I hadn't had ponder why I was even put all but a few and I was left to season." said Coach progress by placing second in real start t" the that much fun since my senior year on the on this earth If there was no hockey to came to remaining relays , ( Obermillei targeted opponents foermillei oach is soccer team when we Coach follow, why should I go on? The season Golden About the weekend as a whole. Sewanee from the Gouchei College who needed to be carried off the field on a on hold and 1 was depressed... Obermiller said. "We've emphasized 'learn' and lie has already been well re- nature of the sport Gophers, hockey in the stretcher. The physical season The spirit and Then along came floor family Coach in, e the onset of the of ceivedbj the entire Sewanee was incredible and it tested every aspect Center. I was pumped. We got our ol team was truly dramatic at Fowler and encouragemenl i ooperation the I.M. Obermiller's enthusiasm back-to-back your athleticism. It was, by far, the best the fast times and team together and we played is both meets I felt it facilitated brought the team togethei "Max played in so far. have I ever sport I have All in games. It was the first time had coaches so festive altitudes u e carried all weekend. i, ,ii' lie made the switch m feel even close to the same as 1 do. I it. If you I handled a hockey stick before and loved a greal team performance." all ol us because ol his all, considering mu( h easiei fol with. This let Coach Kern know. He is of 37 swimmers so did everyone else I played Nil ole This year's team consists altitude remarked sophomore adding floor hockey to the list of full season It was last, physi- the ideal I M sport and divers, 19 pfwhom are freshmen, led by was Noffsingei and I.M. sports. This season was the experimen- Serena Vann. the cal, and required a lol of agility started the captainss Mall Lugar and , team a very II, Sewanee Men tal season and I must say that il was II were out of shape, you an injur) -free season thus far, athleticism you right againsl A«bur> and team has enjoyed n is the successful experiment. OUl <>l the yame. Floor hockey highlighted bj the sometimes humorous anec- Were rransylvania b) setting a new s< hool record hObermiller. With so many new Relaj (J Smith, l dotesofCoai in the M n 'OOMedlt ) Varsity Schedule (11/22-12/5) "building' yeai pard) with a time swimmers mosl teamsneeda I |j en u proven them- Sport Opponent (H/A) Time I igers havealreadj in- also led the howevei the Date ,,i i n 15 Sewanee men Bayside Blues (H) 730 with I he 22 M. B-ball i,, be .1 powei to be reckoned Nov. I . and 1M rieldinthe !00l DO! M Carroll Tournament (A) 8:00 b\ the 25 W. B-ball John level ol leam spirit and support, led 1 1 ' and the 100 high Diving li" H\ i" freestyle, W. B-ball lohn Carroll Tournament (A) TBA lends t<> the 26 , aptains and Coach Obermiller, breasl rhe Sewanee Women s ream also M. B-ball Wolforci(A) 7:00 strength. Hopefully, with the new pool, showed strong promise foi such a young team's M. B-ball I-isk University (H) 8:00 Tigers 30 wfthavictor) the new team, and the new coach, the University (H) ' w ill have a winning season Wesleyan College (H) -' 00 in the lOOty lOOfree andlh^p ZOOfreestyle Oec 3 M B-ball thirds won in W. B-ball Loyola (H) 7J&Q i\ I he many seconds nnd rel 7:30 5 M. B-ball Fisk University (A) W. B-ball Fisk University (A) 5:30 WILD HEART RANCH 180 Acres of Fun!!! Hiking Trails, Mountain Biking Trails, Cave Dwellers Delights Two Secluded Cabins 1 Bedroon Apt. and Magnificent Mountain Range View Daily and Weekly Rentals For more information call Michelle Hawkins at (615) 837-0849 November 22. 1994 The Sew once Purple Page 9 LIVING ARTS Flick Picks Parts is Parts by Branan Edgens scientist in under 6 8 seconds and nevei tries to tell us win He is noble and charming one At one point, Kenneth Branagh (the director moment and pathetic and cowardlj the aexl and star of Frankenstein) shudders with over- Robert De Nuns creature seems to possess wrought earnestness, "I have done far too much intellect to be the out ol control something. ..horrible. I have done bag of intense emotions lie claims to be; he something. ..evil." I could not help but won- seems more disposed towards writing Bil MJ der, and hope, that Branagh was making a tobiographj than commiting murder. Atone confession to the audience; I made this film, poinl he berates the doctor .is though he is I'm sorry, blame me. about to issue him a ticket "Did you evei Stop Much like the construction of Dr. tothinkabouttheconsequenceso! what you ve Frankenstein's creature, the structure of the done?" He seemed about to add,"thal will be film is sloppily stitched together out of in- $50 young man for irresponsibly wielding the congruent parts that never comprise a whole. power of God, don't let it happen again, you Every scene begins in the middle and ends little rascal." before its resolution and before it gels inter- Near the beginning of the film Branagh esting. Furthermore, Branaugh treats every leaves the camera alone, (probably acciden scene like THE climax; the music is frantic, tally), silences the crazed musical score and the actors utter each word as though it is part captures the most moving scene in die film, of a Shakespearean soliloquy, and the cam- the creature sitting under a tree, crying. This era does everything but behave itself. Direc- is the only moment which gives us an insight tors who employ such ludicrous and simple into the potential tragedy of the story- blink camera tricks, such as ceaselessly wheeling it and you'll miss it. As it turns out the real around, do so because they lack the intelli- tragedy is that Branagh ruined a rich, wonder- slightest inkling as gence to compose one good shot. ful story by not having the The characters' motivations are unfath- to the metaphoric and intellectual import of It could omable and seem to inexplicably change the material he was dealing with. and wonder- every thirty minutes or so. Dr. Frankenstein have been moving, entertaining your money or goes from obssesed, mad scientist to guilty ful- it was trash. Don't waste your time. tun d so prominently in B movies ol the era Cinema Royale 0l the morphine-addicted Bcla LugOSi thai a Film dealing with profea Ed Wood is well made, entertaining, [fs not often relationships, drug addii and well acted, ifnotentirely grounded sional failure, bad by Jonathan Meiburg funny, ia uplifting (or and i rosa dressing so of foot massages as when they're pumping in reality Danny KM man the musician who lion Living Arts Editor which i and lovi with even madi | rhe an lead into an informer. Uma Thurman, as the has scored every Tim Mm ion lilmuntil now. nl his subjej I isevidi from i treated sexy, thrill-seeking wife of the sorely missed, but the Bcoredi ei manage ti Burton has QuentinTarantino's film Pulp Fiction nearly lecherous, is first frame until the lasi Boss, puts a delicious twist on the classic evoke the campy and unwieldy Si ores fea the started a riot on the floor at Cannes when it fatale. Christopher Walken delivers won the palme d'or. But it was a deserved femme one of the best and most hilarious soliloquies award - the film is a spunky, quirky, smart, in recent memory. Harvey Keitel makes an Has Teeth sexy romp through Tarantinoland that might Vampire obligatory appearance as a 'cleanup man be as disturbing to some as it is funny to named Wolf who descends on a hapless L.A. ii ' lu nc sunny, gangster-filled ii l enter- others. The hazy, by Ken WMiford should <-«i" homeowner played by Tarantino himself. And that forms the backdrop for the intertwining tained with imprefl ivi pi i ial effects a rela Assistant Layout I dltoi Bruce Willis (yes, Bruce Willis) does a mar- stories of the script is a place of shocking lively easy to loilow |>i<>t (something thai velous job as Bruno, a boxer with an amazing unexpectedly hilarious surprises, wonderful noveli in themselves, the violence and Christian Slater. Brad Pitt, and fom < ruisi although amount of good luck. often come in the midst of the most first two booka in The Vampire i 'hronh lei which on the same screen the latter two.nl i oursi The plot of the film is really too compli- Unlike Reservoir Dogs. ia. pletely), and the themati< tense moments. with shoulder length blonde hair, flying h almoa short space -and it's also to a wave cated to explain in a Anne Rii e fan however, die film doesn't succumb nibbling on necks - is this the ge i thai has made Natural around and not all that important. But unlike and of violence, but instead surfs gleefully on top dre.u mn m the Overall, the filmwasamixol highs latest i high nil Killers, another recent violent film thai Bom mentsandpleasanl surpri i it. ii Ri i lows.disapp of adaptation ol the< ull i last Anne in it film looked for laughs. Pulp Fit Hon isn't just the screen, nearly lost art ' s adapted foi Tarantino has revived the Vampire As il mU( h like mosi bool i With the a Interview lor shock value. It has a crazy heart and strange development in the film - the fun while the treatment ol the vampires' of character turns out, after all the exe. utive arguments profound aftertaste. Cinemalically unexpectedly mar- curiously wondi rful, the movie waa a bil comes from watching the protests, the final lui lion sexuality was and ian i - camera moves, it's solid and fresh no fancy "Sympathy lor the Devil" around each other. John h "long-Winded." velous cast dance verynoble< fforl fromprodui ei Davidt Just great charac- no digital enhancement n| musi< foi the Jackson, as a pair of was. perhaps a I< I L. ' •""" I Samuel I | Travolta and director Neil Jordan (ol The <« ' some blood and an awful ters, juicy dialogue, ( inns n' Roses was. inar- fast when I PI bUl bit men, make the sparks fly just as and writer Anne Rice ending ditS, ol Inn (David discussing the finer points lot movie ,.,,.,,, ng band foi the job 're engaged in , fans this they I || die hard Anne Rice (I resist, I suppose ) " IUI Geffen jusl couldn'i 'must see Don I I* I 1 movie weni fromdart and< iothic I seemed the Wood prised, however, when the vampires fing) Whimsical an losthumorouslj sard inthespaceol nails don't quitelool likeglai theii teai . hould and mosl .,, how l cw ond , a ,i human a, and, no mattei places it firmly in the by Stephen Kabalka of whimsy, which mpin - the theatei read) foi a se hard he tries, Ibm I rui alongsid. all tradition ., the rights to Burton ' j owns Ue | an( Geffen now nil l I i i" q Big idventare latest offering. Ed Wood is a orhands oi Pet Wee's novels in The Vampirt Chronit fes.more Tim Burton's with long hair Anne Rice "vil f0UI bla< k and white - a nostalgic Ed Wood o lerful the way. fuzzy angora sweater of a film ll is on and surprisingly soft portrayal ol the id delightful great Bill M dressing man u ho has been called I with pp. Martin Landau in an unprcs- affection) the "worst director of all lime." Arquette. and disconcertinglyclean, pofl This film has an almost overwhelming sense dthough . - — s November 22. 1994 The Sewanee Purple Page 10 LIVING ARTS Guerrilla, Sex Therapist, Lecturer is imbued here with spermatozoa So, the lan- So since it by Jennie Sutton lowing some religious values, maybe my guage has changed, which i an be that there are people are more sexu- hypothesis would Ruth Westheimer talked indication that After Dr. maybe more people here who wait literate. The same question in Guerry Audito- ally to ,i full house first sexual experience than in Australia, in for their that I gel here, I get rium November 6, the Purple on else But that's just a Zealand, all over Western someplace to interview New had the opportunity to be here hypothesis I would have Europe I'm talking about the West- her Here are the highlights: study. and I do a little ern world 1 was in Taiwan the same questions II fought for the Haganah in got a little bit You debate at Sewanee you know, with a There's a this oppor- was in ( toinese, 1 94S. How did you get about 24-hour visitation. As it is on television, We,inthis tunity to fight for Israel's inde- translator, you have to leave an have less nudity In En- at Sewanee pendence? i ountry, opposite-sex dormitory by mid- gland, foi example, every newspa- or night on weekdays, and one page 3 1 ii a naked woman, us an idealist I am per I went 10 Israel weekends. The premise naked In our country there o'clock on I almost I didn't think still very much one's Playboy and is so :is not to disturb room- I, are two: you know. would live in the United Slates like on a sexu- we, we really have unite. I )oes it seem '45 1 went to Penthouse But .,11, i World War II, in other ally literate campus— the best data like I said. The Israel to live there to create a home- thai countries, Francehas some research, for Jews because I believe land absolutely in agreement have the very best. I would be ol their own and but we really Jews need a land so diffi- with that. You see by my being Despite all this it is actually of us went there to be trained as all doesn't mean have still open about talking If you cult to understand why we soldiers and 1 was a sniper. daughter here 1 would though its less If I had my good questions, watch over a million, even don't ask me have years ago, also no! want her roommate to lhal now than il was some 1 can put live bullets into out! agree with pregnan- a visitor overnight. 1 also over a million unwanted red circle I was badly little people so badly want to difficult to under- that. If two I cies. That's very wounded in '4K on both leel ami can find a way. because contraceptives are be together they am very lucky that there was a very stand They can go to a motel. They can wouldn't available And we are talking about good surgeon otherwise 1 find a way. But I would say that it hut I guess not enough. be able to walk as quickly as I certain kinds of rules and regula- act ol walked today. -Il wasn't an tions part of society. Also you anybody, We are at the University of the are heroism I never killed can do a lot of things until midnight. a South. Do you think that the South even though 1 was trained to be So d somebody's very sexually ac- heroism. is more or less sexually conserva- sniper It wasn't an act ol they could arrange with their tive than the rest of the country? tive It was self-defense All ol U that if there is a certain those roommates ii. uind in the undeiground in don't come answer that because my sign outside the door, days during the war for indepen- 1 couldn't Lyn Hutchinson. that il it Dr. Ruth Westheimer. Photo by al a school like in. And so I would say dence hunch would be thai the administration and par- yours that maybe there is less sexual makes helping others, of volunteering, 1 wouldn't waste discussion of larger, ents happier that they know that one alone. lectured activity than al some ol the Since you've lived and of developing one's sense of com- on weekends and twelve time on that. There are so many think maybe the state universities, in Cali- o'clock around the globe, do you munity, many other issues. it important issues to talk about during the week. 1 would leave more let's say 1 couldn't answer that Americans are more or less fornia because I didn't do a sexually literate than their for- that question is look What I can say eign counterparts? sluily here Marks for High invited, getting paid Receive here 1 am, Lomans house, what does it What has changed ovet the last ten it, having a lull the Uni- cast most engaging moments were per- been lecturing or tell me? It tells me that at were set up and removed by years that I have by Castlen Tindall Megan Jackson, Mindy oi South everybodj is fts Using such simple tran- formed by doing Ihe radio, the questions have M'iMi\ the members. Melton, Chris Shoemaker, and Matt interested in sex CIS anyplace else. sitions complimented the continu- nol changed but the language has The Purple Masque's rendition of espe- Horak. Although their stage time dial at this When to enisle in sex, and ous flow of the play. changed I don't think Arthur Miller's Death oj a Sales- they used all of it to loi those people who adhere Performing in such a well was short, University somebody would have I iallj man transported the audience into their part in drama. Megan value is adifferenl storj challenges the actors establish asked me about oral sex and swal- to religious the home and mind of Willy Loman. known drama a drunken secre- to the play's previous Jackson portrayed Using the stage area for the perfor- to live up had an affair The cast members ac- tary with whom Willy 4*4***4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4 mance anil seating, the play created reputation. town, and even though cepted the challenge and performed while out of a microcosm in which the audience intherolesof Willy and her character caused the relation- became an omnipotent observer of with grace, David Landon and ship between Biff and Willy to Where one man's struggles and his ulti- Linda Loman, Santa Knows able to find an created a loving hus- crumble, she was mate defeat. The performance re- Kate Depew character that His Bikes band-wife relationship that dis- innocence in the To Get flected the cast and crew's long between the two begged the audience's understand- For Christmas! hours of practice and preparation solved the age gap Anson Mount, who por- ing. n< ath ofa Salesman is a tragic actors of Death ofa Willy's son Biff, gave a bril- The performance tale of a man who is unable to COpe trayed faults. performance making his move- Salesman, however, had its '94 Model Closeout Sale with realty and the ever-changing liant of the characters' movements business Hie majority of ments and his tone of voice flow Some - world ol Merchandise Coming In unnecessary and distracted We Have New together to provide the audience seemed theacl ion I. ikes place in the Loman*s view of the the audience's attention from the All 1994 Model Bicycles Must Go! house, designed by Dan Backlund. with an insightful while some of the character's thoughts. Particularly main action. And Layawoy Now For Christmas which was .1 lour room complex Hubble' character's maintained a Brooklyn consisting ol tWO bedrooms, a noteworthy were Walter fall back Preston Schaeffer's ability 10 accent, others tended to kitchen, and a cellat Hie set was and dialect from time deliver humor in an easy and subt le into their normal complete « ith v> indows, a working fared Rigazzi and Peter to time The play would have dooi sians. ,md an old "Hastings" fashion. Dan accent. their acting better without the Brooklyn refrigerator. The entire sei laced Lettre demonstrated shortcomings, the showing a large range of Apart from a lew BICYCLES the audience which was seated up- ability, s\mpalh> performance was yet another fine oil Ihe rest of the emotions from humor to Stage I his closed & OUTFITTERS Sewanee Theatre relatively brief scenes production from auditoi ium and created an intimate lo power in stretched across of the actors were required to Although the play cannondale ol actuallj being in the Many feeling time well spent. \er\ muck costume changes three hours, u was DIAMOND BACK' house. The segments ol the play make director Cecilia Bogran and all past were backstage, and not one mi the C5* 113 N Jackson. Tullahoma, TN — lhal took place in the those involved with Death of a separated From Ihe rest o\ the play entrance (615) 393-4736 1 (800) 453-3619 their concentration of man should be proud of with lighting changes The play The adamant throughout the accomplishment. 4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4" also featured scenes m a restaurant ihe actors continued Some of the andinexecutive offices whosi comse of the play. . ) November 22, 1994 The Scuancc Purple Page LIVING ARTS afternoon recording session, this band has Something Old, Something Blue created an infectious album thai must be heard to trulj be understood by John Molinaro This is what (he] said/ Tin onlj eighteen/ the American canon of folk and protest sing I've got a ruptured spleen/ and I alu a\ s carry ers who tragically was forgotten while less 't Marching Anymore a purse. . . Phil Ochs- I Ain talented bands *. hampioned a « atered dow n Also Recommended . . . "That Was (Hannibal/Rykodisc Records) The President" is a beautiful version <>i the t"ik and blues music thai I k hs eulogy the lis for recentl) assassinated Presi- produ< ed Hopefull} . I K will final!) n r Nirvana- MTV I npluggedln New York A Vil- dent Kennedy in which Phil Ochs emerged from the same East Ochs separates the cetvi thi I tme he deserved haunting album as Kurt i obain literal!) lage folk scene that produced Bob Dylan; public man from the private man and reminds speaks from the grave, snipped of the unfortunately, unlike Dylan, he quickly faded celebrating radicals thai a slam icon is also o G. Love & Special Sauce- G Low & success and murdered grunge thai brought him ulti- into obscurity, hounded by the FBI until his individual "In Die Heal or The Spet ial Sam e (Epi< R» ords) mately I osi him his life. death in the '70s. While Dylan made the Summer," an oral picture ol the Harlem rioU Dead Can \ sounds Dance-Towanri Hie Within transition to electric guitars, Phil Ochs clung strikingly similar to a I angston is (i I ove and Spe( ial Sauce's debUl album live album, Riled mostly with tracks from Hughes set to music. to a more sentimental form of folk music that poem Ochs rewrites the filled « uii theii bizarre strain ol rap plat ing '& ii Into the Labyrinth l ike on theii stereotype, did not attract the rock n' roll masses. Luck- perpetuated by Woody Guthrie, them m the same plane as H<\ k \lihough studio albums. Dead ( Inn Dance eerilj meld of the happy-go-lucky bum Thai's \\ liai ily, Rykodisc Records has re-released his two m theii stj les are radk allj different, thej are ,s mil i loth ro( k with Medieval i uropean most important albums IAin 'I Marching Any- I Want To Hear " Ochs conveys the pain ol definitely soul males m llic i.ilbei bland land and neat Eastern instruments in a considers wealth more and All The News Fir To Sing . Like being poor society thai scapeol fop 40 radio Where Beck mixes rap Vernon Sal(-.\/N. rican Ttliglu A band Dylan, Ochs' s biggest influences are the pro- an indicator of worth ni. ir. and amples into fre ih. ii Spin inaga/ine has predicted will soon Guthrie and the poetry of In two songs 'Talking Birmingham lam ( I test songs of Woody netk . crack-smoking singles, i ove's raps join theranks ol Pearl Inm.S I P. and Smash Mississippi." the Beat writers, and he follows the conven- and "Here's To The Slate Ol are filled with bluesy guitars and laid bat k Pumpkins n you like the Breeders >»i tional formula for folk singers: one man, one Ochs gives his take on the civil rights move- dnim tracks thai sound like lhc\ were put an) "i the bands above then you'll love acoustic guitar. Lyrically, Ochs combines ment. The first of the two tNU ks (in which he together al lermoi el ban. icon pie o I bonghitS \ .in. a Sail imitates Dylan's vocal styling) displays Ins the protest songs of Dylan and Woody Guthrie I hi tracks such as "Blues Musii "a slow, LordsofAdd-Voodoo U Hard core techno as describes a stati with Arlo Guthrie's sense of humor and Joan dark sense of humor he groovy shoul out to blues great and I lai beats b) the same group that brought you Baez's simplistic beauty. governed by attack dogs, anil he t wists around b'agi Man a iw isted love song (' Imma move "Rough Sex" lost yeai on the Silver the Southeners' slurs proclaiming that H u BS v The title track is a straight-forward anti- you Imma bruise on/ 1 lonri i trial c you love Boundtrai k Vdded bonus disturbing, daj slaves In j "pinkos" like him that treed the i ovi i war anthem that is more powerful than any- me/ Then imma lose you I G om o|o pomo . ovei arl • Ol Mississippi." thing written by Dylan. Ochs creates a cata- "Here's To The Slate he bines reggae patois with me slang ol urban " i he E \-iiiois-.s.'. mi Kill Anothet al tells the bigots of to "find your- logue of America's wars, refusing to let his Mississippi Amen, a into q mixture ol drav It d rap and band in the current punk re> ival i ike the be a part of." This may I besl generation participate in this one ("Call it self another country to casually spoken phrases lie SOng Offspring and NOIX. Ihev aie hca\il\ harsh indictment ol the South, but seem like a i peace or call it treason/ Call it love or call it "Bdby'sGoi Saui bi gins with an upti mpo I bands influent ed b) die old W esi loat I memorial to Chanej this song as a i reason/ But I ain' tmarchin' anymore"). "Draft Ochs wrote funks bass line and drum trai k and ontnins I (Had Religion, Agent I'rangi . et< I Schwemer. the civil rights Dodger Rag" also tackles the issue of the Goodman, and G. Love's most em rgt lii ^ i had Re\\g\on-8trange t Hum Fiction Mississippi whose murdered in (and i workers i ial Vietnam War, only with his tongue firmly Although ( 6Ve and 5pe< Sauce Speaking ol old gi h'ool I \ punk, Hail set free by the Mississippi planted in his cheek (similar to "Alice's Res- attackers were ma) be b One-hil wondei (ratriei bet ause Religion sells out! Actually, (|i<) hrtven't courts). theii baa pon h taurant." only shorter). Ochs describes "a they are)', don I missoul on chanced a bit, blil this album is then m;i|oi release of this Ahierii B kit typical American boy/ From a typical Ameri- With the album, blues'" inspired rap, as theii press de label debul (aftei mon than a flet adi on (he chance to rediscover one of her great ibl ii. n in. ills supports the war, has cribesil ksthey seamlessly blend dan© can town" who ihi'ii iih n label • voice Saturday d.afi song writers. Phil Ochs was a unique in beats Willi the ease ol a ll ill auely "but when | he] got to |lm| old hoard/ "What's Going On" at Ayers a vol al could do nothing else; that aspei I ol by Luke Schrader sure what 1 would get out of gave the show adefl ist joining in. Ah, not for the first herexpenence the last — nite hear! When she announced the It was a regular Saturday nighl. I time that night — nor onto face. las) nine (Route 66) I was not the guess. Only I was sitting in my was a smile forced my sound "Doh!" in the room reading instead of partaking After the initial jam, the first song only one to MarvinGaye's audience The drummer got akicl in the campus offerings. Of course, that I recognized was and responded with a those offerings are sometimes "What's Going On?" From that out of that ins own in a tremendous scarce, but not this time. A jazz point the performance grew wings [ ii | ol exhausted quite finale that let t us all band was playing at the Ayres Multi- and took me with it. Through plenty 'Damn, thai was fine! Cultural Student Center, though I a few jazzed up familiars and wandered back toGatlOl BJld did not think much about venturing ol .oul tunes the band created a web I to escape sal down Nol for long In no way out. The phone rang around 9:30. that was not an easy one sessile aftei they enjoyed could I have remained Maria, whose musical tastes are I could tell that that hip scene. Slowly — but with often deviant, claimed "They're their performance: quick glances I made my shot among the drummer, a spring in my step — kicking ass!" I knew 1 would be or smiles where another guitarist and keyboardist, way out to Cravens, kicking my own ass if I didn't go bassist, did some band was playing. It didn't even see this band, so I began the long showing us when one close the intense houi and every once l ome to trek from Gailor to the venue. thing out of the ordinary; i while one would look around as a half that I hadjust experienced I stood at the entrance to the in a ol 'minutes, but it's turn to solo shook b.r a couple showroom upon my arrival. I think if asking, "Oh, my Slreet and take off on a dynamic the music was nol that Ol ( lod it was because I couldn't sit down now?" not only once. Mu- Wine; Ms. Bertrand' s powerful lead quite yet. "If this is intermission . jam climaxing ate musit ol hei band ." worked well oil one and the intrii I thought, but the sweet thought sically they resi another. When lingered in my body the ol the trailed off into an even sweeter anotherand with one ol I I'll be rid it fol belting out a lyric. Ms. Bertrand weekend doubt smile. I grabbed my hips, but they not a good while wouldn't stop rocking: "Damn, this would just stand and feel it. She is fine!" So I remained at the back, boogeying beside the man I know (and love) as "The Dude who al- 95"*" ^rooves to cool music." Vari- """SPRING BREAK ous people wandered in andoul bul America's #1 Spring Break Company! to the vibes 1 none was oblivious Cancun, Bahamas, Daytona & Panama o( coming from the front the Guarantee! Organize 15 1 10% Lowest Price a Eventually I made myself take friends and TRAVEL FREE' Earn highest seat next to Maria,justin time to see commissions' (800) 32-TRAVEL Kathleen Bertrand strut up the middle aisle to mingle U iih the guys After the colorful "intermission jam provided b) the hand. I November 22, 1994 The Sewanee Purple Page 12 BACK PAGE Thanks for the Swell Review Perhaps a in our plastic cups? Cheerios? by Bes sie Gantt sophomoric reporter in cut-offs and a Mem- jacket may feel out of place amongst own Tigers parading on bers Only It was great to see our tailored Sewanee students, hut issue of Sports the classically the pages of the October 24 intimidation is hardly an excuse for re- however, the reporter. Christian this Illustrated ; women wear "evening party. Who porting that Sewanee Stone, must have missed the to the football games. to Franklin County, gowns" comes all the way down While we may not all be assembled for Tennessee (I'm sure he wasn't on his way to kick-off, Sewanee students love game...), and then the initial the Tennessee-Alabama they celebrate this spirit all Party Weekend their Tigers, and up the Mountain on Fall Stone reports that the festivi- week-end long. Mr. without joining us for some pre-game Sewanee fans "were having a swell time even Mr. Stone had so ventured, he cer- ties? If we were., where Sewanee men before the game." Hell yeah tainly would have noticed that lime, Mr. Stone, you are their drinking was he? Next don the kills and capes of of our Homecoming hos- Surely he can welcome to partake clubs, not their eating clubs. and have some fun with us. Maybe spend a lot more time pitality tell that at Sewanee we of the real Sewanee. drinking than then you can get a taste and get a lot more kicks out of think we have eating What does Mr. Stone ~> 7 .M-iD, U£V BUT mo TO VCN4.T, I t^NT GIVE TWM*V<£ TW FOOT&M-LUt^NT g£9M \NVE^K> ^eT U-ZH |Jwt«« n*ltt»lfcT«N fb*T Wrf2(W> faS^UP vh=k X^tM^-**^*- 1 bg£> OPEN Mo*^S WRANGLER FLY FISHING GUIDE MONTANA GUEST"RANCH IS SEEKING PRIME THE COLLEGE STUDENTS TO WORK FOR AT OUR OF 1995 AS WRANGLERS sSmER UPON HAPPY HOUR CORALS OR AS FLY FISHING GUIDES RIVER. MUST "AVE HAD GOOD S?fmrS MUST_BE EXPERIENCE IN EITHER FIELD AND AVERAGE IN PEOPLE _SIklLLS^ WELL ABOVE TO Thursday 5 p.m. until dosing SPECIAL CONSIDERATION GIVEN FOR FURTHER GRADUATING SENIORS. 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