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Recently, in the Senate, the Minister of Hea!th,wa$ asked ' whether, in view of the fact that the alcohol content of Australian beer is considerably higher than that of the U.S.A., and considering also the fact PRICE I. SABMU iaSIUIta?-tM p. 9. UMaUM BRM that we are constantly increas ing the export of Australian $emper Floreat beer to the U.S.A., can it be said that we are deliberately <^, poisioning our friends and ^i-; I 3V allies? .^ Target for BtSHOPP'J- The Minister replied that he COHHEM ' felt incompetent to give a MESSAGE today' factual answer but pointed out ••t^*-;:^:'-:' that during world war || the t>|i ^i^r^ II to-dar- io.:io Yankee lervicemen detcribed 11 W^ ^.l' 1*1 I« * -I >_ . IT* our beer as "a lifctayer," 1) g^^UNWh COLLEGE 3^ „ ••^V.^ 'fe- The President of the Union ir would seem, just can't keep out of the news. He seems F' always to be running around, breathlessly, in concentric cir- , des to very lift fe effect. Any SEMPER GOES MHO >_ PAGES 8 & 9. :SS::iEVEALINGPlCKIES INSIDE way I propose to endow him B?33IMliaiIiJlWI with Ihe title of "Mr. J. Busily, Mess-ident of the Ruin- ion. Festival season Signs of a new freedom? Who saw the delightful charac ter on "Four Corners" who May 2-5 College Opera timate Revue, in the G. P. Hut. blandly told everyone that "the "The Gondoliers", Albert Hall. , . „ „. ru . ,A J • arse has fallen out of the June 6-8 A Chaste Maid m Broome". May 7-9 King's and Cheapside", comedy by Thomas Women's "If there were a Middleton, presented by the Logiciiini need not convert Fourth", a love farce by Tony English tudents in the 6. P. this statement. Morphett, in the G. P. Hut. Hut. May 8 French Society "La June 11-16 Dramatic So- Jalouste... du Barbouille" by eiety "Gioconda Smile" by Moliere in the Basement Lee- Aldors Huxley, in the G. P. ture Theatre; Hut. Did anyone else see the prominent member of the May 10 JaK Concert by the , ^"Jl^J^'^^ "The Duchess Queensland Constabulary Varsity 5 and two other bands 0^ '^3'*^' tragedy by John evince further evidence of his In the Union Refectory. Webster, presented by the genius when on a television Academic staff In the G. P. programme he devised two new May 11-16 Scoop V an in- Hut. words, referring to "a plotfjora of emconium". WHAT PRICE CULTURE? Well, blast ma sule! WHERE DO ALL THE We have had to wait a long we can offer without any apol poses. It will prove to the Uni while for a permanent live ogy to viiiting Opera and Ballet versity and the public that theatre In Brisbane! Now that Companiet. the various student theatrical PROFITS GO? the wheels are finally rolling The most remarkable fea groups can arid will co-operate Apparently the Administra we must make sure that the ture about tho proposed Union when they have a common and The University of Queens Green" (oval No. 11. tion is still Tongue-Thaldl theatre we get is well worth Theatre is its adaptability. The definite aim in view. Second, land Union College, which it The College Council expects It hoped will benefit substan the long wait. No half measures stage is designed so that it may profits from the Season will the State and Federal Govern tially from the sales of this or false economy. To students be used for "round" and Eliza open the Fund which will be ments will provide a substantial 'Semper', was ettablithed by jnd their audiences who have bethan style productions, as launched full-scale next year, proportion of the sum of over the University Union in 1947 been forced to accept the idea well as the conventional pros And probably most important £300,000 needed for the No immortal hand or eye has at a hostel, mainly for ex- that the G. P. Hut can serve cenium arch type. The apron it will provide valuable public building project, but the Col framed Semper's dreadful asym' servicemen. Within a brief time as a theatre, £350,000 may ity for the Union's project. lege itself will have to raise a metery, stage can be Jowered to give it became an affiliated college seem a gigantic sum. Why not take a Season very large sum of money, and a spacious orchestra pit. of the University, In spite of BUT wfl want • building Ticket for the Drama Festival? the College Council confidently £350,000 it what the Union difficulties and impediments, which QHeentUnd can be They may be obtained at the hopes that its plan will receive Theatre Committee wants to Union College has now devel proud of—not only for uta by Union Shop for 37/6. Hurry, the strong support of Union build and attabllth thi* theatre. oped into a permanent part of the Univariity Dramatic if you don't want to miu (he THE EPITAPH (he University of Queensland. Council and the members of group*, but the ctntr« Hhtt The Drama Festival begin first part of the season. Col. the Union, of the Senate and "Here rests his head upon the Brbbana'* ilHle theatre groups ning on Wednesday, May 2, lege Opera's "The Gondoliers" staff of the University and of The Council of the College, lap of Earth ara laeking, aad a theatre that will serve three Immediate pur in the Albert HaU. our Graduatets. on which Union Council Is A Youth to Fortune and to Fane strongly represented, has now The College Bursar hi Mr. G. unknotm ~ the Editor of decided to undertake an ambit R. Hulbett, for many years Semper". INSIDE THIS ious building programme to Secretary-Treasurer of the Uni establish a large Union College versity Union. at St. Lucia on the new site ISSUE: set aside for It, between M. F. HICKEY Upland Road and the "Villags Warden Sxfueiette SEMPER FLOREAT, THURSDAY, MAY 3, 1962 PAGE 2 ST. LUCIA WILD LIFE RfXIGIOlJS EDUCATION The Arts student is a a variety of baits must bo A wire net (preferably bar bizarre animal. used, as preferences vary bed) Is advisable. They can depending on what subject generally be depended on to the issue rejoined It prefers to wander soul- they have been brought up show some Interest in fully between tho rabble of Ttili artlcl* wat writttn loma tlrnt standing. The child who is and examining religious on. A large insect, a psy smaller anlmals,espccially If 1(9 by N. S. Tliomten at th* Dapt. education. If this happens the feeding area and the chology female, a sick weed these are seedy or maimed. of Exttrnit Studl«i tt tha raquttt told that God created the silence of the community ef Sunday Truttt. Thit ntwipaptT, world and, on thc basis of tliere Is even more reason and a bucket of dirt, When one emerges from the hivinf tnui tolicllad tha article, his own experience, asks for thinking that thc sub den, sporting a fantastic top- although It seems a strange large sunken concrete slab iubiaquantly dacllnad to print It. "Who created God?" usually ject will amount to no more not, or conversely a profuse collection, is guaranteed to pit where they may be seen The core of education is the than tiic laying down of a fuzz which It labels proudly activate the trophic respon moving round for some hours meets with an evasive reply, —beard! A mysterious third development of iinderttanding. one which suggests that this body of "common" Clirist- ses of these animals. Be of the day, it should be Dogmatic religioui inttruction Inn doctrine. sex has been reported, often warned—more than one may secured without delay. The Is an example of a 'deeper' disguised for convenience, wc tett bounds te the tearch for truth that he will come to Is Thit a Christian Society? follow your bait and you physical strength and low truth and so can have no place arc told, as one of thc other yourself may be trapped. ani^nal cunning of this appreciate when he is older. The proposal to inculcate two. These animals roam in a tound tyttem of education. Teaching which prefers to such a body of doctrine is species should never be un abroad at all hours of the Tlio Vet. student is a very derestimated. This, csacntlally, Is thc close certain questions rather sometimes supported by day, but they tend to become different kettle of llsh. A position adopted by somo than to open them up leaves arguing that our education more prolific between tho female of tliis si>eclcs is a Tlic pursuit of thc Sfcdlcal staff members at Queens thc child bewildered and system should reflect the fact hours of 11.30 a.m. and 2.30 rarity and must be handled student inuy prove a disap land University who arc frightened to trust his own that wc live in a predomin p.m. when they congregate with utmost caution. pointing pastime in this par •worrScd by the proposal to experience. When he learns antly Christian community. ticular area. Only more habitually on their common Since, by sheer weight of make religious education not to trust his own experi Such an argument la com feeding ground. juvenile specimens are avaU- part of thc syllabus in State ence In some areas of pletely worthless. It would numbers, the males are more able, the more mature variety secondary schools. thought, and that Is some Imply, for example, that wc Hunters desirous of secur likely to come within your having migrated several times a virtue to believe approve of the teaching of ing one of these Interesting range, special precautions miles into large stone build Religious Inttruction and without evidence, his Intell .Vtarxlsm-Loninlsm In Rus beasts would be advised to should be taken to give you ings and insisting on wear Education ectual growth Is often ham sian schools simply because sot their nets over any con some chance of retaining the ing a common outer covering Thotr arffument could l)0 pered by crcdulousncss or Russia is supposed to be a venient entrance till thc re tough independent animal. of "siKJtlcss" white. put In thc following way. cynicism. predominantly Communist quired specimen issues forth. society. Their harmless disposition Bait for the juvenile type The teaching Oi<' a" rotlplon la particularly difllcult to ob {,&a distinct from teachingMut t Religious Education Be and abstract dlstracllon in Religion and Morality a substance called "culture" tain, murder In thla country ABOUT religions) Is not tho Dogmatic? being a punishable offence, same OS thc teaching of such In answer to this argu Another favourite argu as they meander In and out. ordinary school subjects oa ment of those who favour makes capture a reltttlvcly and grave snatching not ment It is sometimes said religious teaching in schools easy process. Somo however appealing to most people as history and geography. that religious education ncctl far as casual past-times go. Teachers of these subjcnts not be dogmatic. "Thoso who Is that religion makes people have been reported venom arc expected to cncourape good. Religion is seen as ous. So be sensible and leave seek tho Inclusion of religious playing a vital role in the these young ones grow up a their pupils to Interpret and education ... in the sec The trapping of thc more examine Ideas In terms of moral training of children. little, when you can then ondary school curriculum Juvenile delinquency will be retiring Science students Is a attempt to detain your apccl- their own experience. are not asking for indoc more difficult process. Teachers of religion, on the reduced if they are read man, but in a different loca trination ... to study even Theso shy animals stay tion and with a specialized other hand, normally present "dogmatic theology' Is Bible stories like that of thc certain beliefs aa incorrig Good Samaritan. It is typical holed up most of the day, technique. Stick to the rest merely to study Christian emerging furtively occasion to make up yonr menagerie, ible, aa not open to cor teaching." This rather more of tho dogmatism of those rection by experience. These who take this view that they ally at about thc hour of 1 and—good luckl sophisticated view was out p.m., to swallow a hurried teachers lay down certain lined recently by a group of seldom think it necessary to religious 'truths' and expect look about for supporting meal before disappearing academic supporters of once more from general children to accept them as religious education In a evidence. What little evi beyond question. It Is this dence is available would view. Since they are to be letter In the Courier Moil. more often found sheltering which makes d o g m a 11 c They propose that the new seem to indicate an religious Instruction so very altogether difTercnt con In dark corners of labora religious education syllabus tories, a different technique different from the teaching for Queensland be modelled clusion. Studies in the United of history or geography and States and in Sweden of the of trapping Is necessary. MASSEY on thoso produced In Kng- Several methods have been entitles us to describe it as land since the 1944 Education rates of criminality among •dogmatic. church-goers and non church suggested — one possibility Act. Kellgloua education goers tend. If anything, to being as follows. A test tube BICYCLE & SPORTS The dogmatic outlook Is classes In England. It is suggest that crime is some full of some Interesting foul epitomized in a letter in a claimed, "are frequently what more prevalent amongst smelling substance Is placed recent Issue of the Courier places where eager inquiry the former group. In a favourite haunt attached DEPOT Mali signed by seven promin flourishes; and examinations are not tests of belief but of Nothing that has been said ent Brisbane churchmen. The Complete After aftlrmlng that "thc factual knowledge." In this nrticle is meant to suggest that religion can play .spirit of Inquiry should be Tliis Ls a very pleasing encouraged In the quest of no part in education. Relig Sports Supply plctorc. but what arc thc ions arc part of our social truth" they then reveal their facts? The truth Is that thc insistence on the Importance licrltAgc and school education House l^n^lLsii scheme Is not work- would be Incomplete with of Inquiry to be no more In^ well: many teuclicrs and than a device of rhetoric. out somo study of their You name the Sport or Hobbyi linplls rcgnnl religious cdu- history and present influ For a few sentences later wc ratlon simply ns a bore or MASSEYS will supply anything read: "It is our solemn duty ences. But thc Important and everything you'll need to ns a rather tiresome nnd thing is that this study to point youDR iKoplc to protrncictl Joke. Moreover, play a better game, enjoy your Him, who la the ultimate should be objective: it self morel religious education In Eng should be teaching ABOUT end of their Inqnlry into land Is not nlvtays nn exam religious and moral issues. religions, not thc teaching ination subject whereas in OF any one religion. In thl-s, of course, wc can Queensland it may well be do no moro titan be do^i;- made one. Kxaminations are The quettion of whether or nuvUc." Thc results of relig already n fetiiih In otir State not religious education should ious and moral Inquiry, It education system nnd If re become part of the curriculum to a long string. As thoy can turns out. are already known ligion is to be examined it in the secondary schooli of always be depended on to with certainty and tt is ttil&X to be taxight as a this State it worthy of teriout follow their noses, the with becomes the duty of relig bo Matter Robert Greenwood, St. Lueia Viee-Ptcsidcnt, taking a firm stand against the con Average Art* Fresherette cools off after a very hot night. sumption of alcohol on Union premises. StudentSi who are now protected from their beastly selves, can celebrate their salvation with milk and fruit juice. — Gaudeamus! OH- HE COULDMT WRAPPED WONDER IF BE — WE WERE IN HIM. HE'S MARRIED.'' .MftOE. FOR HE REALI-V EACH OTHER.' GETS THI^DU&H TO ME. He MUST BE. NO! THATS SO VOHY A REACO< """NOT RIGHT. DOeSNt HE SERIOUS HE OMUY TAKE NOTICE STUDENT.' APPEARS AT XVE F/MLED. OF Me ? LECTURES HE DoesN*r OCCASIONALLY. KKIOU/ I EXIST ^^•••fsa-acdtx AND TO THINK OH WELL. T THOUGHT ONLY Ei TERMS HE'S NOT 50 HOT, I WAS BIG ANYWAY. PRETTV TO GO. TIME CRUMMY, IN FACT. 10 "Moses" Beiley points the way to the Promiied Union Land'— far, far away. PAGE 4 SEMPER FLOREAT, THURSDAY, MAY 3, 1962 recent penguins Midlion Avanut, U.S.A., by Martin Mayer A Penguin Special, 345 confused book on advertising pages (with Index), 5/6. One expects to find In a tising media? Few readers arc market research in its various "disgruntled adverttJtng copy Advertising is a place where Mayer attempts to justly. book about advertising agencies interested, I feel, in knowing thc forms. Mayer suggests that writers" who, he says, arc the selfish interests of the manu advcrising on the grounds that a critical examination of the relative costs per thousand estimates of "what percentage responsible for the industry's facturer coincides with the inter it Increases the satisfaction underying values and ethics of people reached, of television, of the work that the agencies unfortunate reputation, advertis ests of society," claims a special obtained in thc use of a product, the men and organisations in the press, radio and bill boards. do along these lines is self- ing men damn themselves out of ist in brand "images" who by making the product more volved, and some estimate of Nor is his discussion of thc preserving and essentially dis their own mouths: '"llic elect obviously is keen on laissez- desirable. Mc also suggests adver- advertising's social usefulness. oiganization and chief executives honest ~~ range from one orate is uninformed and irrcs|5«n- faire and the "invislhU hand" of tising encourages non-conformity Mayer's book provides neither. <)( some of the larger agencies of quarter to three-quarters". sibie" says the man who organ Capitalism. "Constipation runs in society. His apologia is not It is avowedly a "reporter's general interest, especially since Even this statement is hedged ized deliberately misleading, 20 through the history of America's very convincing. book about advertising", and Mayer is so gentle in his de around by Mayer. second question and answer tele advertising like a bright black suffers from the reporter's lack of scriptions of the men concerned. Uo'xever, the origins oj suck vision advertisements for I''iscn- thread". Jonathan Tincus insight, as also from being aimed None is called money-hungry or delightful advertising as "I hower in 1952. at a limited audience, vi?,. people unscrupulous, but in general they dreamed 1 was Cleopatra in my "People are very much the connected with advertising;— are hard working, short living, Maitlenform Bra" and So Round .tame the world over . . . Tlicy eating people why else did M.iycr devote so sincere and insecurtr. So Firm, So Fully Packed" want security" from an executive This first novel by Mal Eating Peopla is Wren;. Malcolm much ipaec to an examination The most interesting and {Lucky Strikes) are revealed. of a company which spends }!300 colm Bradbury is set in a Bradbury. Penguin, pp.ZIS. 5/6. of the advantages and dis ad unfortunately confused fact of Despite Mayer's obvious at million for its clients, much of it provincial University in vantages of thc various adver the book is that devoted to tempt to counter the influence of on "motivational research". Most of the characters are England, and ttie charac members—staff and students— ters are principally the of the English Department, and Cuilty Lsnd, Patrick van Rensburg. academic staiT and the there is an extra-ordinary ease Penguin Special, pp.207, 5/6. students. All are well problems in south afriea of relationships, both curricular drawn, particularly the and extra curricular, sexual and 111 is book by a former mem the third with thc rise of liber.il- ism". It is making efforts to after reading this book one would is older than most of the otherwise, between them. ber of ihe South African Diplo ism and its possibilities in folving move closer to the African be disinclined to criticize the pathetic Louis Bates, who The book, as a whole, is matic Corps docs not make the racial troubles. National • Congiess with which Soviet Union for in the latter, students, as he has had to not just amusing, but pleasant reading. It is however a Nohcl Peace Prize winner Albert colour docs not provide the work to pay his way The background to all these hilariously funny through most enlightening short study of l.uthiili is connected and also focus for discrimination. through the University. He parts is racial inequality—> out, and any university racialism in SoBih Africa. Inicr- with the more extTcme Pan- is unwittingly a catalyst discrimination based en colours Van Rensburg feels that student would appreciate estinply enough thc author was .\frican Congress. A big stumb for much of the humour in —a foundation tenet in the "South Africa must have its it. I can thoroughly recom brought up in the full South ling block is the degree of anti- the book, as are also, the creed of the ruling Afrikaans colour revolution, however long mend this novel — try it African tr.idition and because of whitcism that is prevalent among foreign students, notably Nationalist Party. or short it may be, and how during the May vacation! his growing revulsion against thc Africans and which is grow ever the change may come Mr. Eborebelosa and Herr thc racialism practised by his The author is an adherent of ing. about." Schumann. J. H. T. government, was prepared to re the Liberal Party that was sign his job and risk his future formed in 1953, as the only The dictum of "dominate or The book should interest alt International Carnival In aid of the Inter be dominated" would appear to in South Africa. He has now fled multi-racial political party in who are concerned about race national House Building be matinating the Africans that country. South Africa and is at present relationships in the world today, Saturday, May 5th Appeal. I. H. is to be estab through the P.A.C. as much as and particularly those who had facing the prospect of being it is a factor in the Boer mental 11.30 a.m. — 6 p.m. lished as a college within banned simply because of its thc privilege of hearing Mrs. the University of Queens The lxx>k is in three parts, the outlook. Margaret Ilailingcr, thc Dyason first giving thc author's own life multi-racial character, 'ITiis parly University Grounds land. is well exemplified as "the middle Memorial Lecturer for 1960 story in brief, thc second with The totalitarian and restrictive speak on this subject. the growth of South Africa as a of the road between White rcginicof the Nation.ilist govern nation and its government, and nationalism jnd Black national ment is objectively drawn, and J.H.T. \ Reply to Kumar Das^s ideas tt LA DOLCE VITA" GREAT AH Monetary Reforms Need Logic 'La Dolce Vita' Is a pene german atid apparently has homosexuals, lesbians and Kumar Dai outlined the growth rate of capitalism, or of margins remain the same, their trating commcntAry on tlie not lived very long in Rome, middle-aged procurers—with basic ideas on monetary re the problem of thc physical businesses would prosper and societies of Euivpo and its He sat down at the organ a clear, unsedated rcaliza- form of Major Dayle* (an dcstructbn of capital. However, profits rise. What is thc net offspring, more particularly and played tho opening of tion of being drawn Into a engineer) in Semper of 18th limiting the discussion to thc result of having everyone wishing of llonsc, with HB great cul the Toccata in D minor of whirlpool. April. It would appear that problem posed by Kumar Das, to buy more goods.' Unless pro tural and religious tradition Bachi I had the feeling from Thc nim was full of rcllg- engineers are not taught basic I believe his analysis faulty and duction increases to meet the oa a colourful buokdrop. It Ihc outset that ho would lous symbolism. In general econnomici and as witnessed his recommendations net only increased demand and to replace presents a hordo of enervated play this. If Pelllnl intended outline It followed tho by Mafor Daylcs do not learn useless but d.infjcrous. depleted stocks, people will want human Insects running for this anticipation, It was a Apocalypse—certainly in this ir by obscnration and experi llavitis stated thc problem to tc buy more goods than arc cover In a Jungle of aopIUs- masterly touch. For Rteiner film God's goodness Is not ence. be the disparity between, prices available, and prices will rise tlcatlon nnd second-hand it seemed to bo a sad glance jiiHtiflcd on earth. These It is very problematical that with consequent inflation. emotion. Exnccrbratcd, joy over his shoulder at the scones of churches, procea- and purchasing power. Kumar "the most glaring of thc short- Das does not explain thc factors less people, motivated only plory of a past ago. SIgnlfl- slons and tho perverted hum- ccmings of the present day, Tlic fallacy in Dayles "sound hy an emasculated sensuality. cant since the faithless our of Sylvia in a priest- which result in a high price level mathematics" is that he forgets economic system "is" thc wide and low purchasing power. In Marccllo Is one of tlicm. twentieth century has con- like garb as a symbol of that as far as the purchaser is gap between production and the stead he says tliai thc cause of He Is thc central figure, his sldorcd tho art of the past purity, had their culmination concerned, a fall in prices will power of buying products, i.e. this disparity lies in our mone rcactiono mirror tho wholo above Its own. '" the bliarre mlr.aclc scone ha\-e the same result as a rise in between prices and purchasing tary system. "Lcs.s than 5 per drama and also, each scene Slarc^lo sees' In Stclner's but could one imagine any- incomes; viz: people • usually power". Major Daylc.? and cent, (of the money available) .shapes his character. From cvample (wclb und kinder) thing morn bizarre than aceno want to buy more. To put it Kumar Da3 may not be aware is in the form of notes and coins, this aspect thoro are two a roy of hope and security 1, Jesus dangling from a hcll- crudely if everyone has a greater of thc vast quantity of litera the rest is_ in the form of cheque focal points — his relations —a narrow path between the copter? We weren't even income, put the quantity of goods ture on the trade cycle of boom, (sic) which is hank created •with Sylvia and with Stclner. suburbia of his kltclien-to- allowed the complacent lux- that they can buy does not in- contraction, depression and re money". Apparently the hire Sylvia (Anita Ekberg) the bedroom fiance, Emma, and ury of thinking that moral c I case by more than their (pro covery or of the Socialist-type purchase and other financial foreign pin up is quite thc dazzling falseness of his weakness was thc exclusive portionate) rise in income, is criticisms of the slow and erratic instruction.s apart from banks do refractory to Marcellos' ad idght club world. .Marcello, property of the moneyed, anyone better off.' not figure in Daylcs' analysis. vances. He realises from the a third rate scandal Journal- TJ^C two kids who had ters over the ruins and chas If the chief fault in thc outset thc Impossibility of 1st, wants to be a writer but ^^ ^^ madonna, had a We are not told what is ing their shadows up thc present day capitalist system this affair. Her whimsy and through his need for diver- „.„ndcrrul time running wrong with bank - created buildings, the more Intimate it in fact over production and her love of action for its sion and his Mpcnslve tastes, „bout giggling, hoUy pur money, except fhat "of course night club srenes framed by or under coniumption. Why own sake reached a climax ls frightened into immoWUty. s„cd by the crowd; an old when industrtes become indeb blurred bodies In thc fore not atack the problem itself, •when she wades Into the Stclner warns lilm tl.at sal- ^iml 'down ami out' sang ted to thc banks they limit ground and the excellent not deal with \\ indirectly. mirage-like, ovorornamonted vntlon docs not He In shut- .^vc Maria' while the priest production and consequently cutting. No scone outstayed By not eliminating the causes fountain, for no other reason ting lilraself in a hou.sc. «icclarcd that tJicrc cotUd be throw people out of work". Its welcome. or under consumption, why than she wanted to go wad That paradon of tho child- „„ miracle wlUi such hys- That many bank overdrafts are nothing in Dayles' recommen ing in tho fountain. Marcel ren's murder and then t^ria. WlUi thc mobUc T.V. Tlie best and thc only advanced to businesses to en moment of beauty was when dations to ensure that once the los* sophlatlcation Is out- Steincrs suicide severs the a„j n^„vlc cameras, «ind arc able them to sfart of extend the wind blew Sylvlh's hat disastrous effects of the new raped and follows only when last tics between Marcello ughts, this .sordid scene production ii denied by thit money have worked themselves he thinks that sho is off and that magniflcent and a warm rational world, looked like 'Ben Hiir' on head of hair fell down—but statement. out, the same situation of high -cornered. He embarks on a course of location, prices (as compared with pur Tho first Bcono with Stelnor it woa on Ivory tower beattty, Now within the limits of the degradation — a party with without humanity, achieved chasing power) will not again is In a church. Stclner is a well labelled nymphomaniacs. In common with most problem posed by Kumar Das, European films, 'IJO. Dolce only by technical virtuosity. It would appear that more credit, arise. Daylei' remedy is I* Vita* has overcome the Tlie dubbed English dia or easier cnedit is the answer. create money, which will stim- effects of tho 'star system'. logue was mo.st cITcctlve, The nse of hire purchase debts ulats the economy, and encour Anita Ekber3 (play ins Ono is awaro of the whole nithongh at times I suspect m Australia was associated toilk age increased production lince Sylvia, the film star) and individual performances that the edge hod been taken a greater demand for goods, manufacturers would be able arrivM In Rome. See her retreat Into tho tho back off thc original. Any loss especially durable consumer goods to sell more at the tame prices In "La Coke Vita" now yard. Even Anita Ekberg's. due to the lack of language n, " *'l'^^on sets, cars etc. to retailer*. at tht Cariton Theatre. Is a brief, breathless but contrast in the original was DayUs, however, seems to like The end result would be at wholly unforgettable appear made up for by its compre- the feel. of real money, that least as bad as the initial situ ance. Marcello MaestrolannI hcnslblilty and one's ability lovely cnnkly feel of fres'k notes, ation. now, to concentrate on the because hts first proposal is that as Marcello was most satis , The bad suf^estion that "each fying. He waa well cast—a visuals. retad prices be reduced, and Retaders be paid the difference individual ... be issued with a dime a dozon face, good 'La Dolce Vita' is a real national dividend in-addition to looking though: bathed and contribution to the fUm art, lietwren old and the new prices m new money. earnings; that is to jay a money well groomed hiding hla but no ono can claim to en- income based on his or her share Irrcsistablo fascination for Joy this unrelieved ugliness of thc countries inherited wealth thc dcgcnorato and decaying. ,,^Vhat would be thc result? and thc somewhat overladen Householders would find they "(my italics) hardly merits com (Still ono must admire his symbolism. Wo can speak of cculd buy .more, because prices ment. However, since children and Magdolona's solution to It OS penetrating, dramatic, have been lowered. That is, their would be included iti this hand exciting but never beautiful. the problem of nocturnal real mcome" in terms of thc out, it could lead to a large A criterion for this beauty la accomodation.) commodities they can buy will mcrease in the size of the Technically tho fllm was a ediflcation ami nitbont It thc be increased. Well and good, art remains ftrnily fixed in average family which may be a triumph. We rarely got the rhe retailers would find that Good Thing for Australia. opportunity of Beoing such its time. their real incomes have also JONATHAN PINCUS photography — the helicop MAX DEACON grown, and assuming their profit Economics HI URGEST NATIONAL INDIGNATION OF ANY NUSPAPER IN AUSTRALIA SUPPORT THE UNION COLLEGE BUILDING APPEAL FUND TO-DAY BBISBANE, HAT 2, 1958 'Pnblisbtd by WAKE UP YOUR MAKE-UP "Semper Floreat," with University Od. of Qaeenshnd, Union St, WAKEFIELD Lucia. Regis^red at Bv Yak ExtM tbe Royal Ex- PhoiM {J 2017 The tonic for all "rash types" chinge Hotel, (aik for Ttd) Toowong. WINS PRIZE STUDENTS VICTIMS! FILTHY CAFES! THEN ^The big milk-shake racket ! 'BEASTLY' * BRISBANE is being fed o diet of filth { [ Uai» week "Truih" reporten invertigoted city cafe* II DROPS This is what they "Pax better for the ^found;— to have bubbles I" CAFE No. 1: An oil- When questioned by: ^stalned lettuce; a pome- "Trush" representative,^ DEAD IN CITY nate with pneumo- Mr. Oonstantln Necrop riila: a loaf ol bread olis, dty milk ban Iferlng from a social owner, said: "Shut up,] ONE of Ihe un-l u Flog them," is cry f disease Ml or 111 dong you I" Lhoppiest men in] CAFE No. 2: Three "Trush" left with al Chinese waitresses! hall of garbage I 11 FBrisbane to-doy is! CAFE No. 3: RAT- The reporter was inn, ^Mr. J. Cl Pepusch,j UNIVERSITY students again kDROPPINGS I I ! advertently collected,] CAFE No. 4: A carted away in a trucki [of Ipswich. made-utter beasts of themselves •Trush" reporter caught. and is now part of the! Yesterday ftt Doom- X. Ptpuich .. - "Tftey btok* V. Popoff . . . |a bone In his throat! filling for what will] rben Mr. Pepnsch in- throughout the cuty and suburbs my umbrtlltt tree/" on Tiiall" CAFE No. 5: AT-bone eventually be one ofl rested nearly fiSOO Ini steak with no T-bone ! Brisbane's more grad- rtlckets on the Jackpotj today during their annual "Trush" reporters ouspubllc parks. itote. burst Into an Adelaide | "Commem. day" celebrations Street cafe kitchen In the last race hej They saw a womatij finally saw his horsed straining coffee througl come home. The specfacle of "It was disrustinr," said NOTED U.S. This would have en- "Trush" reader, Mr. J. "Surely that's nn-j hlm a fortnne of, educated" young Gideon Splinre, 91, slngI^ byrienlc," said 'Trush"!' [£104,010/4/3. men and women, of Camp MODntain. "It •TBon't worry,w " replied/ I Overcome with emo- gave me quite a turn. the woman, 'lit's not al ftion, Mr. Pcpiach col- supposed representa clean sock. I'll wash It] SCIENTIST yansed end died. •T had climbed over the tives of the "cultured"bridg e safety rail and had before I wear It!" Trnsh" Interviewed classes, behaving in just opened my umbrella, 'Trush" uncovered^ [Mrs. Pepnsch »i ber| when I found myself mov' another shocking rac IN TOWN Ipswich home yesterday. such a manner was Ing Inexplicably upwards. ket! She Interrupted heri not a pleosont one. Milk-bar proprietors' j^ REVOLUTION ^counting to say: "Hel "I looked down and saw are taklnr large sum.*/ ARY new cure for sure was tuilucl^. students were lifting up ont of the pockets or lung cancer has been de "However, perhaps It'al In a lightning series of the bridge. city teenagers t veloped In American !ab- an for the best He outrages lasi night, "There were at least sU Yesterday two "Trush''^ omtories, a top U.S. cancer [could never be imsied^ students Incurred the wrath at each end. reporters disguised as. surgeon said In Brisbane kwlth money of dozens of Indignant "I knew they were James Dean and Elvisl yesterday. i "I exoect ni spend, 'Truah" readers. students because they were Presley bought Ice' Itho £10/4/3 on his fnn- all wearing Mitchell blue cream sodas at a num He was Mr. Homer J. aL In a wave of childish Jeans, red and black T- ber of city bars! Oerrimlnya, of 1..A., Cal., "Well remember hi vandalism, it was reported shirts, and had duck-tailed In some the head on: who arrived in Brisbane by to "Trush" that students: haircuts and side-levers. the Ice cream sodasl P.A.A. Strato-cllpper. long Bs the money^ filled nearly a quarter^ flasts," added Mrs. •TSy the way, could yon of the space avaUablcj kPepuBCh. • HOISTED the Vic send someone to get me In none did It take ui Situational toria Bridge to the top of down?" less than ten per cent!' He said he had paryid- the Prudential Assurance Mrs. J, Gideon Spllnge, When interviewed byl patcd In the discovery of 3, single, ol Klngaroy, told "Trush," one milk . bar\ the cure which had had Campaign plans Building (thereby Incon attendant said Theyj sensational results In tests, veniencing hundreds of a "Trush" reporter that C.4NBEERA.—The Wb she had received porno City catt peopiUtor. Mr. Conttanl'm Niccopolit, Just wouldn't be the "Basically the theory eial and Conwtry partlw "Trush" readers). [raphlc phone messages fbtcame ositated wbtn intnoitwtd by a "Ttaih" reporltr same without froth! Is this: In every case of are preparing a '^rorkcrs' rom university students, "Anyway, at least the lung cancer Investigated • MADE pornographic [about tbe cltantimu of bit cafi. Mr. Neetopolti ont* bubbles are hygienic platform", for the forth )ttprinnted Atbtnt at a fiett Uagae bateball pitchtr. by us over a seven year coming federal elections. telephone calls to Klnga- "I receive pornographic "You should see the^ period, we found one roy housewives, phone calls from every hat tinte btcomi a Roiicrucian. soda-water we use! thing In common — each The Prime Minister (Mr. body," Mrs. Spllnge. vlcthn had a lung, at Meraies) Is reported to • SPEARED four native New Australian swine, least one long. have told a Joint meetln; policemen in Nairobi, Vladimir Popoff, a quali of the two govemmeni fied otorhlnolaryngologlst parties that the Septem Kenya. of Zagreb, who has not yet Breathing trouble ber budget would pave thc • BROKE at least one been Ucensed to practise in Maniac Slayer "We get rid of the way for an election win, this country, announced trouble directly — often Calling for a campaign umbrella tree. to-day that his prize before cancerous growths directed at earning the umbrella tree had neen BRISBANE is a City of Fear begin — by removEag tbe The Victoria drldffe- broken. lung," he said. votes of the basic wage- Pmdeotlal ontra^e was earners, Mr. Menzies said "They broke my prize to-day as the hunt begins for the 'We have struck only yesterday that "success or perpetrated by a group of umbrella tree," said Mr. one serious problem so far,'' failure for this Govern seventh-year engineering Popoff. latest maniac to terrify the in Mr. Oerrimlnya said, "— ment will depend more students, shortly after breathing. than ever on1 ui&«e attitude "It was an umbrella tree Queensland Police Force — the of them mldnicht. of the female sex, too," he 'However, we expect a asses.' said. Toowong Chicken Slayer, break-through here in the If they done that to a next few months." Homan being they would So for the "Thing" has destroyed at least HIS MAN WILL ACT! uve got life," he said. three fowls as they slept unsuspectingly in city Mr. Popoff Is the grand daughter of the flrst Croat Toowong backyards, ond the city is asking He thinks he to dimb Mont Blanc Itself the quettion: "Who next?" is an onion He aUcffes that he has Despite frenzied attempts "I cannot understand the "Footprints at tbe scene LEOIJESS chlcken-scxer, not yet taken part In anyb y the police to ^'hoib-ttp" motives for the senseless of the crime suggest that stabbing or mass murder the monster has four Mr, Simon P. Dugdale, while in Australia. on this new maniac of the crimes," a senior detective of Wooloowln, thinks he Is inburbs, Tntth" leamt told a 'Trush'' criminal re paws," be said. an onion. yesterday that the blood- porter yesterday. Two senior constables "I think I am an onion." eraced monster has M far "We have ruled out thedisguise d as female French Mr. Dugdale said yesterday. bratally taken the lives of sex motive — the maniac poodles are patrolling the Mr. Dugdale, who Is a two roosten and a hen. has slaughtered roosters area- chlcken-sexer, comes from Police cannot understand and hens Indiscriminately. Three fox terriers are be Wooloowln. CABBAGES the motives for the sense "But we do have one due ing questioned. He has no legs. CHEAP less crimes. HOBART.^A boy broke his left leg when he fell from a dentist chair. "The Sex'life Customs ban books of Henry yiU" CUSTOMS officers in Sydney have banned the importation of another large consignment of books. Tomorrow at B "TraiA" re«i»r Mt. Htrman Kratpp (Th* NOTHING Included In the baonlngs • Ttie Fifth Symphony, A Salvador Dali book- VeUiy) t H» bat announttd that ht it prtpand to Hog are: by Beethoven ("outrageous cover for "Italian: A Use tiotkg ttudttttt with hit t>wn handt, Mr. Eratpp told ZAGREB, Thnn. (ABO): ALL SAINTS symbolism"). ful Language"—a philology t "Truth" npottif ytttttdag that hi would particularlv Nothing happened in • 'Treasure Island," by edited by Lana Turner, en;ov Hogging fimati itudtntt. Zagreb to-day. Robert Louis Stevenson (an obscene reference to Officials sent "Jane's was Interpreted aa "uit burled chests). All tbe World's Ships" sympathetic" by a star- back to the pnbUsbers. struck Customs Deport • Fun In Bed," by Ehld Blyton (a book of parlour Tbey were told to delete ment office dcrk and gmes for sick chllaren), all referenoe to nanU. publldy burned. FINAL URTI SCARE MARGARET CITY FINAL GRIPS CITY BUREAU SAYS: City, warm and human. Docto rs and chemists warned O3M0i to-day that an other Urti epi demic was immi nent in Erisbane. A snap survey of expert opinion re vealed:— SOON Printed u>d pobUibcil by Ytlofn;ib Mnrfswper Ca. Ud. kt aaoUier sddna. • A whole Ashgrove PHONE BF010! (Ask for Ted) RADIO NEWSROOM BO 000. Kt^Attti «t OM ^XO,, Cuneowtnl, lor >i«pmli»loo by Tt> u * Qwariper. . fomity had a nose Brisbone, Friday Evening, Moy 2, 1958 complaint. LONDON, Thurs. (ARP): The latest name to be • City Bex powder ONE PAGE— N«ptac« (Onu rreltfat eitn) linked romantically with Princess Margaret, 27, soles had reached on unprecedented belongs to a bearded Armenian holy man who is for peak. bidden by his Order to wash himself more than once • Scores of people were off work be every fifteen years. cause of ctiughs. He is Mr. Adolf el Fitxkhan, who trnired in London racenriy on Hie fint leg of a round-the-world pilgrimage on o motor-cycle. Nine cases One doctor said, "It has Rumofin of the romance have caiued a cMuiderable stir in what tbe happened before, yes . . . Daily liail deacribea «• "the rarefi«i air of Court circles." and I suppose ft could happen again . . ." Tall, distinguished Mr. Fltzkhan, 104. unknown to any of his friends, haa Another said he had been unable to answ/er reporters' questions due to his vow of perpetual silence. treated at least nine cases BhrdluBhrdlu) & t ";Bh-t! of Urtl In the last six years —and three of these were This vow has been a stumbling bloclc to all columnists close on Mt. Fltdchan's Bhice the Olymnlc Games. tiall—Including Old BUI, the Yelograph's own "enfant terrible." However, a Health De- Other perpetual religious promlseK made by the partment spokesman denied the reports. "As robed (and Belted) Mr. Fltzkhan Include a wow of far as I know there Isnt Chastity. any UrU at all," he said. Baths Sensation ARREST Commenlators have not b«en slow to recall the New developments could Frincesi's deep interest in religious matter*, ahhough pcKsibly be expected In an np till now she has mainly confined her attentions Important matter, a police to the Oiurch of England. spokesman said to-day. The spokesman said he Kow, sensational reports from the West End say a could not divulge any fur number of Maytair families are adopting Mr. Rtz- ther Information than this. khan's religion so as to be eligible to attend the He said that the devel WMldlng. opments might have some- thmg to do with sometWng some families are said to be already dismantling that happened some time their bathroonu. ago. However, he could not • The first hint of the say. anything definite, h^ romance came last Wed nesday when Mr. Fltzkhan In reply to reporters' entered a telephone booth questions he admitted that near Buckingham Palace, enquiries had cast some which had only Just been light on the matter over vacated by the first cousin the last few months. of tho private secretary to "We still dont know a close friend cf the Prin anything," he concluded. cess, Mr. Oldeon Shrdlu. Three days later Mr. Fit^han was seen stretched on a bed of nails outside Hottest day a tendon gallery where the latest sen-satlonal por To-day was the hottest trait of the Princess has May day since yesterday. been hung. The portrait was painted by Italian artist Putrid Art-agoni. Revolution DE MILLE FOR NEW FILM EPIC Adorn and Eve, the Foil of Man, the Revolt of the Angels, the Mr. Fitzkhan's sudden leap to prominence had Garden of Eden, the Last Judgment, and the Flood are to be the sub brought about a fashion ject of Mr. Cecil B. De Mille's next stupendous screen epic. revolution, a London tailor said- The vel«iaa film director, whose "The Ten Commaiid- All dirt used In the In •• • • menis" hoi brokAi all records over tha post two year*, irralnhtg of tarbooshes has •• Mfe gm I M ii reported to regard thit film, to be called "The Imperial to be flown by special bIIU III Adam," at the culminating point of his career. plane from the gutters of All these cows ore deod. Studio technicians are olassle, Taradlse Lost,;; by Constantinople. already at work on the Truman Capote and xen> P^s too are to be seen This ghostly, tote of construction of a giant nessce WlUiams. In every expresso coffee UNI OBSCENE' brutality and slaughter at globe nearly a mile. In One of Miss Mansfield's bar. the Cortfwn Hill stockyards View? olameter. owns will contain more Long, unkempt hair Tliey -will be shot Into gHan 6000 separate fig was revealed to-day by leaves, which will be shot •rressed with randd Zebu outhorltles ctose to the Mr. Kruschev to-day an outer space for the final butter la the latest look" -FATHER nounced that the world scenes of the pkiture. hito outer space for the to fMhloiia^sle liondon. scene at the time. would end at nooti to final scenes ot tbe picture. Scourge marks are also AUcffalloBa have been (This picture wos token morrow (Brisbane tmie> Mansfield for popular. These come in made of obscene litera eorller In the week wheo hnmedlately after a special outer space three styleft-^eep, iballow, ture in the hand* of broadcast of the Ooon and gangrene. the cows were alive.) show. Hock Hudson Is to play nnderfradoatea at the Adam, and Jayne Han*' UnlTeraliy. •To-doy It wos reveqiod (The noon temperature bow no..fewer than, .two fleld, Eve. Out late in tbe dty wiU -then- be The part of Lucifer has The charges were made men helped each other to 84.6 degrees—2.2 deg. above been offered to Elvis Testeday Princess Mar by Mr. Wlnthrop Small- kill these cows, ooe by one, normal. Humidity will then Presley. garet drove to see the piece, father of a woman until they were deod. All be 43 per cent. — about The seript la belnc adap Queen at Buckingham medical student. of them. normal.) Palace, returning only at ted from John fillton's B ajn. Books named were: The carcasses were then onlookers reported that drogoed from the soteyords she looked "tired," Horoun el Fitzkhon, • Gray's "Anatomy", to the obottoirs, where the Ftn* once usually reliable which Is alleged to men went on strike because sources close to the Royal contain Indecetit lUus tfie two rr>en who bad killed PamllT cannot be got to tnUaas; all the cows had done their The stuff that Petronlus Arbiter say anything at aU. • The Satyrloon., of work for them, they claimed. Petronlus Arbiter The two men left the which Is alleged to TO-MORROW contain offensive cows where they were and dreams are... TO-DAY! material in Latin. - Uft, decilrttng to give their "Anne of the names, but - saying some One of Qaeensland*! ously fertilising his 300- thing about- "Just keeping ttett and mott weII>kBown acre property, "only one Thousand "A new quip "Filth" claim -^ in pmctlce." pioneer* **«cored » een- thing matters in this life, and that's fertiliser. Commissioner Bischoff, tnry" to-day. Days" about thrip" Mr. SmaUpleee said. '^ 54, sokJ to-day: "Bodgies "That's the stuff that think such futb Is teriify- He Is Mr. Benny .Factor,, keeps me golog," he said. hig." must be bonned from eoting All Saints Hall See Garden Griffobuigers." of Breakfast Ore^ wtad spent his 100th birthday Mr. Factor said he felt Ann Street "I sent my daughter to on his (arm with Us In his prime. Supplement the Univenity to murt a FOOTNOTEi Ths com He is unmarried. •'Just doctor, not to have ner ewes. me 'a ewes," he punned 8 p*iii« Princeu Morgarat mind corrupted," be sdded. rotting. "Bon," he 8»ld. vigor. bspidly, MmAm All the Xvu^s ot Ihe Colony, and Ihe Suburbs. Published Friday. Ihe First ot May. IS.J9. flEWARD! Ignominious Kangatoo-blood WIIF.RKAS it has been brought to my N'otice that a Awful Oral Consumption Disgrace By PILLS Certain Ruffian, glorying in the pseudonym of "Daring DR. STRURTFFAUP'S Dave", has succeeded under KANGAROO -BLOOD Cover of .Night and witli the Diminutive aid of a Depraved half- PILLS. Relieve Listless- caste Scrtant, in abducting of Terrible Irish Traitor ness. Add bounce lo every my younger daughter, Mabel, Canine Pup ounce! Rising Energy for what purpose unknown— A small Canine Beast from every Bloody Pill! I can but conjecture— A drunken Irish traitor who uttered Treasonable Sentiments NOW I liereby promise .1 disgraced himself most Reward of my Elder daughter outside Mrs. Black's Genteel Public House (next to Mrs. Black's ignominiously this morii- Dracula, to any person or ing on the Left Boot of aboiiijine .who congratulates private house) at high noon yesterday, was later Orally Consumed TO THE PUBLIC or causes to be given Three an inoffensive member of Cheers for either the afore (eaten) by an English Gentleman. thc Morelon Bay Pioneer LOUIS GROGGEN- said "Dating Dave" or tlie Constabulary Troop. i STEIN INFORMS the Abetting half-caste. Swaying: under the , —That his (tlie Irisiiman's) patriotically strangulated the stimulant effect of Alco , father was NOT a convict. protesting Irishman, DishDvellcd, and reeking Public that after Much —Sir George (Dad) Bowen. ' —That a Prominent Mem- A large crowd of abori with rather more than per Labour and Expense he (First Citizen of the Colony). holic Fumes, he allowed spiration, thc constable ap a number of Outrageous ! bcr of the British aristocracy, gines soon appeared on the has succeeded in his i although revered throughuul scene, and, after a Brief prehended thc Culprit, a Life's Work. Assertions to escape his ithe Vast Empire, is the Ille- Interlude during which .Mr. sullen pomeranlan of ap- lips. These included tho I gitimate Son of a renegade N. Carter sang a chorus pro.ximalcly three years and Namely, to manufacture NEW COLONIAL following Enormities: Dublin garbagcman! of "Rule Britannia!" ate the six months. from tile Colonial Pineapple black Irish traitor's Body Fetcliiiig him back to the and other Aromatic and rat- —That Lord Alfred Tenny These and similar Egregious riotic ingredients a most CURE-ALL Ribaldries were not calculated with some relish. Municipal Watch-House at a son i.s no true poet, but a Thus an iucideut which be brisk dog-trot, the constable RECHERCHE and DELICIE- DR. IHIVAGO'S SOVE- j mere lackey ol the Imperialist to appeal to the cars of Mr. USE CHAMPAGNE ot thc N. Carter. gan so forebodingly was tiicreupon laid the Following REIGN REMEDY ;, the Most j Tyrants. brought to a Happy Con Charges: true National Type, wholly Efficacious — Specific for the , —That England ne\'er will This Gentleman, visibly unalloyed by Foreign Insinua clusion, tending furtlicr to ad 1. Creating a Public Puddle. Following afflictions:— be free and that, further, Ire agitated and shaking under vance the Prestige of the Em tions and any other Diver's land was a nation when Eng the force of Great Emotion, pire and cementing the strong 2. Distracting a freshly- Oilutions. • Ague. land was a pup. and that Ire drew from his waistcoat poc Bonds of Friendsliip between bathed Police Officer. Lord Swillsars-Gobbi, (he • Blotches land will be a nation when ket a large Union Jack and, slaves (us) and tlieir master 3. Disrupting peal<-hour Bul famous Sussex Soak to whom • Bukowskism. Eiigtand's gone to Krupp (a using thc same in the maimer (Mighty England). Foreigner). of a length of wliipcord, he lock Teams, Slieep Flocks, and the manufacter dispatched • Cirrhosis of the Knee. Motorised Rickshaws, in thickly- samples of the Beverage wooded Queen's Lane, writes back to the Colony. ., • Constipation of the Scalp. 4. Originating a Criminal "The Wine certainly has ii • Consternation of the Groin. British Governor TOWN PLAN Odour, Distinctive Tang, no doubt • Devilry and Delivery. traceable to its Novel Consti 5. Assaulting a Police Officer, tuents; likewise its effect on • Dropsy of the Centenary COMING! Sewerage within a 100 years! and Resisting Arrest. Pineapple. the taster seems to ine Unique The Populace Colony of Brisbane is to have a 6. Indecent Barking. among Present Champagnc-i. • Erysipelas of the Menzies (Aide-de-Camp I felt the rapid and not Town Plan. Also, it is hoped, complete sewerage 7. Increasing thie Flood Risks (Grabbing Motion is a Symp to the surrounding Mud Flats. Wholly Unpleasing Seasatlou tom). breathing hard) will be available for all of Queen's Lane, and Ladies' of a Division of the Skull into 8. Disrespect to Queen Vic • Fits of Morcton Bay Colonial two parts ..." A new British Governor Residentials at Albert and Margaret Streets, within toria, ism, in the Old Tradition is ex a 100 years. Tills Beverage has long been • Gair Govcrr.menrs, pected to arrive on tlie It is even whispered along ; Retailed and we now await "Watered down" a Favourite Tipple among the More Experienced drinkers of • Indianapolis newt 'a recent S.S. FLAILING from Lon the river banks that outer ! only Sydney's approval. j The days of Chaotic, Iiidis- During the hcarln; of this thc Spring Hill district, where Import, alleged to have been don, any day now, with suburbs, too, might have i so many of the colony's social full flush amenities by 1959. ! criminate Dcveloimient have Case, the plaintirr, Con carried to the Colony by Lola stable Eriah Post, said: "1 . leaders Flourish and Sparkle Montez). his Aide-de-Camp breath ; fled this town Forever. ing hard on his heels in This Felicitous News barely would not have minded but in Concerl. • Venerable Afflictions. j Now the Locations of TQ])O- there were Numerous Trees the Tom Thumb. reached the Figleaf in Decent graphical Phenomena will be, I It is recommended by (he Time for inclusion in this and aborigines present at It acts mo.st energetically on Il is undcrMood tl«e Gover ; Comniou Knowledge and we ; I Faculty'and the Pastoral In- Issue. thc time of the offences, the Glandular and Absorbent nor. Sir Dudley Dudley, is i can erect such Public Edifices | i dustry as a Wholesome Puri System, the Upper Rumina- that the Beast could have fier of the iVIucous Sy.stem arronipanied by his wife, However, the Deliberation ' as City Hells and Post Offices.; used instead." tory Tract and the Ductile of the Town Council has been choosing sites that have Ap- j 1 and a Stimulant of the Lady Might, their runaway Nerves. G^ar-ehanger. purifying the daughter, Lizzie, and her lengthy—as is fitting—on this • propriate Foundations of I A Large Body of Evidence blood and Imparting Vigour bosom ronipanion, an Ameri- Matter of Utmost Importance. I Rock, and shunning such Un- !wa s tendered that the canine in almost Bestial Abundance. Sold from the Indigenous run lady railed Itulrli. But tlie decision to Compile promising Sites as Swamps showed "Distinctly Separa- Champagne Manufactory, -- Obtainable from the other goods and shatels ex tlie Plan has joyfully been ' and Creeks. tionist Tendencies." Morcton Bay (next to the Manufacturer at his Guny.ih pected on the Flailing in Tlie Magistrate concluded swamp) at such Reasonable Hut adjacent to the Botanical clude; that the charges could have Prices as to be within the Gardens on the Corner of Aardvark Oil In tin tubs; been Watered Down. reach of (he poorest Ornhan George and .Mice Streets Curds: Danes, (Great); El The Poodle was sentenced Child. (near the bog). derly couple; Glops, Goojis Dreadful Sydney to Hard Labour on Mr. and" Gumboots; Illegitimate Pobblefoore's Irrigation In :htldren of Dukes; Jansenism; vestigation farm at Jerryfaii. U Keel of the S. S. Flailing; and High Water at Cunning THE SILENT Colonial Lollies Lord Knows What Not Else. Does It Again ham's Gap will be at the A strong rumour persists in Mercy of the Gods. the Colony that a Stowaway Something, horrible has happened to Mr. J. FRIEND" HEED Hickory aboard the Flailing: Is the noted British Poet and Play Farquah Strurt, the Latest Victim of Sydney's scur A M'dical Work on (he U is a WeH-Known wright, Oscar Wilde. rilous scourge of Inefficiency. PHVSK'AI, EXHAfSTlON RELIEF and DECAY of the FRAME Fact in the Colony that He is said to have concealed This gentleman, some l awaiting his inspection at the Ladies over the Tender ,.. ij^^oKia TimL own Wliarf of Messrs. Byrnes, from tbe EFFECTS of IN- himself in a barrel . . . Considerable Time ago. pj^jjjj^^^ ^^^ ^^^^ j^^^^^.^^ ^^ Situations DISCRIMINATE EXCESSES Age of Twelve Years In Eatin?, Drinking, Sleepin:;. need Hickory. dispatched to the Repre- | ihe .said premises and found he liad been consigned tiic ETCETERA. Recommended in his In sentative of an Estab Eased in Assaults on lished Steam - engine following Extraordinary WriKen By an Authentic fancy by India's Mahatma Items: Pile Street Practitioner of tlie Medical Oandhi (a Foreigner!, Hic Manufacturer the follow • Numerous toe-nail clip Art, kory affords Colonial Ladies ing order for Several pings. SANDGATE, Wed. — wltli Comfort as well as Our Milk Steam engines as de • Right - handed Free With the Installation of Cushiness. i Frightening News has just scribed hereunder:— wheeling Rcvcrsc-Spro- Sewerage into Pile Street I reached this office: Mr. ket, Split-Casing Cyclone Hickory's newest Creations j Louis Pasteur (a Foreigner) lO-horsepower High Pres Indicators. many house-dwellers in READER!READER! for Brisbane's Belles come in ; is endcavourinj> to foist sure horizontal Steam-engine, • .\ Hickory bra (with a Pile Street will be Re several Convenient Moulds. ' upon the World his Subver stationary, with boiler com Congratulatory Card). lieved. GOODKEWS! GOOD NEWS! They include the Tomato sive Attitude to the Treat plete. • Seven self-opening Um Catch-up 21 ST. CCMTURY A.D. 2059 FRIDAY, VCRftCITY MAY 1 MARS, Friday: Shocking New Astra-aliens blasted off from here today bound for Brisbane, . 0. rumbling Australia, Earth. (Astra is the Latin word for stars. Hence ttie appropriate phrase down below £or these Space fiends: New Astra- aliens.) BRISBANE is to be the Shocking facts concerning tHe activities of these Martians were revealed in Brisbane, Aus Earth terminus for the tralia, Earth, when Spaceship XOS unloaded a heap of guts from Space at Veracity's city office at zero first outer "Spacious two hundred hours today. "Chief among the expected horrors to arrive interplanetary sewer. here tomorrow is Freddie ("The Creep") Frenzy, Flight Commander Stick ("Guts") Bradford toid This was announced to-day Veracity. Bradford said Frcnz.v had a "shocking" reputa by Lord Mayor Groom V to a tion on Mars. packed meeting of moony- "He's ruined IMars completely," he gasped lo Veracity's reporter. Dirt Lancaster. "—And Pa's, shipal counsilliers. too," he added. "Many earfh-cfeatures/' said the Bradford limited Freiizv's offences on Mar.s in a liushed voice. (Veracity only prints these gha.sUy goings-oii Mayor, "think it hypocritical for us for tile edification of its 21st Century readers, to sponsor this scheme when ~ wlw, !il;e us. will be shocked to learn iliat these New Astra-alien are still being allowed Moorooka, Belmont and Mt. into Brisbane, .\ustralla. Eartli. 100 years after Veracity fir.st started to stink about il.i Gravatt earth-creatures still In less tlian one millionth of a Light Year, lack the local facilities. Bradford said. Frenzy had: • Criniiiially assaulted a sixicgged .Martian But Brisbane has always socialite. ("No mean feet.") hitched its night-cart to a star, • Kidnapped an entire team of eight-leeeed and some notions have to Martian marcliinR ffirls. ("To use for (.Shiidderlj .skittles . . .") come before others. Excuse • Peddled pornographic pictures from an me for a moment will you?. -." ancient edition ol (iray's .\natoniy. • Kluded escape hy blasting his way through Space by a vile method. Bradford said Frenzy, who was arrested In Afore f o come a .Martiau espresso colTe sliop last week, will deliniety arrive in lo-niorrow's emieralion The sewer, which Wilt Spaceship, PFFFT. "Keep U\e children away from the landing rise fittingly from the site when he leaves the ship." Bradford whis- [lered. "He's been deported for obvious reason,s. old site of Festival Hall, Veracity now asks Its readers: IIOW IS planned to arch high LO.NG MUST Tins SHOCK ING THING BE? into the son-j" Surely now. in 2059. the tinie has come to rid Australia tanned pine^. (and Earllii of these eliasliy immigrants who continue to apple" sprayed] inflllrate and putrify our pre Queensland cious atmosphere? sky. t It's up to you! "This is only the OUTER SPACE \ Nothing here] first of many cultural ABOVE is to-day's pic exchanges planned ture o{ Kercus 11, the [yesterday ...« latest solar star tn be for bi - centenary discovered. Taken throush I ZAGREB. — Nothini;! year," Mr. Groom V Ml. Coot-tha's new 900- J happened in Zagreb today, J Inch telescope, it shotn I either. I said. the vivid blacks and < ZAGREB.—Somcthinij i.s t Askrd for comment, Moo- purples of the arstcrold's { bound to happen in Zagreb \ ruuka. Belnmnl and Ml. ID-mile deep craters. I tomorrow. • Gravatt rcslilcnls told "Vera- • ZAGREB. ~ Somelhini;» tily"; [. . . is . . , happening here J 1. . . now. BUT I DONT i "We remain unmoved." Nexi \Vt>fok: Tht* Cast* oi iho 3Missing Paradise ! KNOW WHAT IT IS. ' IlEi.L! SEMPER FLOREAT, THURSDAY. MAY 3. 1962 PAGE 5 S/zlpine a faitwie Impact in St. Joan Here was a production which about the piay iuelf is the extent Tho flrst subscription con- Verdi's "Rltorna VlncUor" duce a volume ot whlct It Is egrated. Ravel's Suite "Le left with thc audience the deep to which even the most minor • cert provided a mixture of and she would be woll ad Incapable without consider Tombeau de Couperin" Is conviction that the theatre is charaacrs are alive in their own tho Galllo and the Teutonic vised to drop this from her able coarseness of tone and best In the original version a living art form; a fact which right and the austerity of thc set vrlth a aprlnkllng ol the repertoire. On the other sheer vulgarity. The second for piano; his orchestration scmetimes seems doubtful. teemed to serve to force each ItollAD, but It was none too hand her subsequent arias— movement, contrariwise de does not really succeed: it Norman Phiibrick's direction actor to extend himself to his ; successful. Luia from "TurandoV and termination tlie steady tread can be, and was, rather dull. showed a rare combination of fullest in an effort to portray. In singing three Italian "Ah fors' c lui "one of Vlo- of tlic bass being quite lack The playing of tho oboe and imagination and restraint which Ills character. The cast itself was arias visiting soprano, Cam lottas's from "La Travlata" ing;. Altogether, this was a cor anglais left much to be resulted in an outstanding piece very' well matched and never was illa Williams revealed a well —were far bettor, particu most unsatisfactory perform desired. Debussy's "Prelude of theatre. Never, at any stage of there any real consdousnes* that developed aenao of style. Al larly the latter. ance. to the afternoon of a Faun" proceedings was a curuin used; this person or that was acting though, at times, her Inton received probably tho best scene changes were effected sim well or not acting well. The cast ation waa a little astray; her Thc Teutonic element waa In the sum, the Gallic performance of the evening ply with lights dimmed. Thc set was a close knit and uniform performances wero extremely Beethoven's Seventh Symph works amounted to little. Of although I prefer the solo was classicly austere and pre unit alive together. .artistic and made the moat ony, whicli on the night, ap Germalne Tallleferre's "Over flute to be more languid, and dominantly black, changing only A/any of tki entrances and of hor voice. It la certainly peared quite beyond the con- ture". I can only say that the whole orchestra, In fact very slightly through six different exits were made jrom the back not the best that I have ductor, M. Georges Tziplnc It is Incredible that in 1934 to have more of the almost scenes. The few changes in props o{_ the theatre through the centre heard, having a certain or tho Q.S.O. or both. The the writing of one of "Les indescribable atmosphere of that were made from scene to aisle to the stage. This perhaps roodlnesa, in Its lower rcgia- orchestra seemed unequal Six" should have been, so the "Lotos Eaters". scene were executed unhurriedly fiore than any other thing gave tor particularly, but it is to thc pace demanded by tlie reactionary. Thc perform by the players themselves under to the audience the tremendous, not a voice at all suited to conductor and strove to pro ance was not very well in- John Carmody cover of dimness but not dark feeling almost ovenahelming at ness. 'im^J, that they were part of this Thii mide the scene ching- living thing. 'Even Shaw's epi- ing leem almosf • part of the ioiue which insisted on tying play yet in no way detracted off neatly the hose ends which Mungxvdam, eoccMettt not everyone wo\dd wish to see ^rom the dramatic impact. It so securely tucked in did not Musica Viva presented the (with the Lydian chorale) Tticre were some things see fit to include one of the teemed almost to emphaiixe Hungarian String Quartet, on tho relentlettnen of Joan't lessen for a moment the exciting- which some regard as too about the op. 50, No. 2, quartets of their great ^css of this production. April 27, In a chamber music long, running perlously close which dissatisfied me: they countryman. Beta Bartok. progression to her death. concert of a very high order. to failure (I disagree), was did not enliven the over- John Carmody One of ihc outstanding things '•DRAMATICVS!' Thc highlight of thc even completely successful. Simil long, sterile adagio. During ing, undoubtedly waa a mag- arly the finale revealed con tlic evening there were some nillcont performance of the summate mualclanship in errors of Intonation nnd quartet in a minor (op. 132) unabating magnificence. ensemble but they were •of Beethoven. One of the During the first work unobtrusive, tn no way 3!e^a>te& deeA utett great works of the com (Beethoven op. 18, No. 6) detracting from thc over poser's last years it is a little Rudolf Pekarek conducted ness by the oboe, muffed and quite a minor work was thc group slowly accustomed all excellence of tlie group's the Q.S.O. In the Second horn notes, some roughnc.% uneven, but tho group made itself to the hall; thus the work. acceptably performed. Al the lower points of the music Youth Concert and restored by the basses, but generally though a little more might Urst two movements, essen Why anyone would want some quality to the orches these were minor and in no almost convincing: far more tially elegant in perform "Thc Sorcerer's Apprentice" to present only Beethoven tra's playing, quality ap- way detracted from the the performance was a good Important the excellence of ance, were spiritless (the quartcti at a concert passes tho work was show^n to full [)roaching that of thc coo- "feeling" of music. one; however "The Fire writing is largely respon my comprehension. It Is cert with Menuhln. advantage. The nobility of sible) but the other two The pcrfomianco of Beet bird" (Stravinsky) was disa thoroughly undesirable. I Camilla Williams, Ameri hoven's Fourth Symphony ppointing. I felt a reluctance the flrst movement was movements were thoroughly was disappointed that the undeniable and thc adagio delightful. can soprano was the soloist was delightfully elegant. Thc of the conductor to ailow his Hungarian quartet did not In. three romantic arias slow introduction to the ftrst full forces to assert them which were presented •with a movement was beautifully selves (fortunately so, per fairly high degree ot com controlled, violins being ex haps). The alow sections petence. Aa I have said be cellent; thc melllflnence pre such as thc Introduction and fore her tone on high notes sented the exquisite beauty thc Lullaby were good but CLAUDE DEBUSSY is often far from pure and of the ndnglo while the finale the Infernal dance made the her intonation Is sometimes ran almost ns smoothly as Kastchel seem not very Centeuaries of births and in the second half of the is one of Bartok's musical insecure, (as she approaches one could wish. Throughout, malevolent (perhaps tho 'deaths provide excellent nineteenth Century. It is ancestors. Certainly Bar and leaves notes uncleanly). there was aircfiil attention limit had been reached of opportunities for writing: understandable, although tok's chord bulldhig pro Nonetheless sho shows spirit paid to the subletles of the what 55 can do). •on KTca^t men also. It they not justifiable that he cedures are rather remmls- (sometimes excessively) and nraslc. This was a nicely planned died about the a^e of -50, should see little to be ad cent but his restless, bois good feeling for style. Zandonai's "Colomblna" and presented concert which then there are two orgies mired in German music terous spirit has little hi Naturally I could mention overture, a curious mixture promises well for thc rest of quite close together. So, after Mozart. common with the less in various Haws In the orches of cloying Italian cantabileo the Youth Season. like a partf, all we need is flated character of De tral work: occasional sharp and refreshing dissonances, JOHN CARMODY the excuse. This year no The rhetoric of the late bussy. Bartok's is an end- jugglins is required—it is nineteenth and early one might even say a'hem the centenary of Debussy's twentieth centuries, the —to the creative endeavour birth. 62 seems every bit rigor mortis of an indlvld- of Beethoven. Debussy's as g-ood as an 85, 56, or a , ual centered art, used Is a beghmlng and, al 70. every conceivable technical though the technical resource since Bach- means are poles apart, this Born when Wagner was sonata, cyclic form, dla- spirit lived again In the in top form, he inevitably tonism and chromaticism, even more anonymous fell under the spell. He all of which gave the music Webern. Having trouble with was a passionate Wag strong 'antres of gravity'. nerian and like so many Debussy abandoned these • others, made many pil and the forms which they Pictures grimages to hear "Tristan gave rise to. For all prac Debussy has been labelled PHYSICS IB? and Isodle' at Bayreuth. tical purposes tonality an ImpresslonlsU-a painter Despite a later rejection hi ceased to exist for him, of mood pictures. This glib principle, 'Tristan' was consequent on the use of oversimplification tells only wholly unforgettable. the whole tone scale. Much part of the story His was He was born Into an age has been written p.bout the an attempt at organising If so Contact •of great scientific change. 'non-fimctlonal harmony'. detail, the private passions, Just as the new theories of Although It conveys a cer into a generalised, more •colour vision caused paint tain meaning It Is an in objective system. Music— ers to view problems in a applicable terra. Histori of itself, the exuberance of new light, the infant cally harmony followed sound with no antecedents, •science of acoustics pro poly phony, therefore har an Immediate unfoldhig vided a stimulus for musi mony is also Inbued with not a memory. But perhaps cians. Debussy could see movement. this is what Is meant by new ways of mixing tone 'Impressionism', HUBBARD • colours and perhaps more No iensiofi Little tited be said ef the important of separating worki themselves except to tone densities— akin to a But there ii no movement in point out the signifteance of rudimentary spectral ana^ a Debussy chard—no teniiofl the piano wotks—their tfylistie : lysis. Thus we can say that demanding resolution, rather it purity and economy of meant. he was the first, in modem is an arrangement of sounds in ACADEMY The last works of De times to conceive music time. The new means of ex bussy are a profound ret Immediately as sound. Fur pression wera enough to ensure rogression from his pre ther he realised that the the strength of this art. viously advanced and his Phone 2 8200 — 2 4708 major trends in music were At the turn of thc cen toric position. A degenera relegathig the sound to a tury the art world of tion to 'period' pieces secondary place, In fact Prance revolved around ostensibly in the style of subjugathig It to the over various 'schools' of expres Rameau, as though he had tones of dramatic and sion. Debussy declared been bitten by the stylistic literary allusion. He saw "There Is no school of De confusion of neoclasslclsm. For Coaching the conventional chords, bussy I" How right when progressions and sequences, one considers the subse MAX DEACON. used with such originality quent question of French and effectiveness in the composers who were, at the past, degenerate into mere most, contaminated by the cliches employed as labels mere mechanism of this SeU to direct a change hi mood. music. Whereas this for lorn picture does not apply (Classes commence 2nd term) Ocean of sound to Ravel or even Satie, there Is clearly little in COBUHEM Above all he could not their works that owes bekr the continuous ex anything to Debussy. panding ocean of sound SEMPER that characteriied music It is often stated that he JAGE 6 SEMPER FLOREAT, THURSDAY, MAY 3, 1962 The ilth Annual Congress of the National Union of South African Students {NUSAS), the erosion of human relations which was held last year in Durban, tvas per haps the most important Assembly the National Union has ever had in its long and across the colour line difficult history. Some JOO students attended the Congress, and among these vaere the (A official represen tatives of thc 19,000 members of the Natiottal (By a South African ttudent adviser, plus a number of the obvious tragedy of the membership continues to Union. Faced ivith the dangerous period -forced by that Government'* students active at Its centres, South African situation, it expand. There wore two through which South Africa is passing, it was policy to remain anonymous.) were actualiy imprisoned for was not a Congress of des welcome new aflUllatlons of understandable ihiit the delegalts spent eleven Thc history ot HVHAS has some months. pair, nor was it one confined caniTOB ot higher learning full days at tvork considering in full the raci been Intimately tied to the Earlier this year, the merely to passing resolu accepted by this year's ally torn society in which they live. general history and develop International Vice-President tions and flghllng "on Assembly: one section of the ment of South Africa as a of NUSAS' Joined the list of paper". It was sober, realis University of Natal which whole. Thus when the 35S persons who havo during tic, determined and tough. had left the National Union tho students of Algeria, An which National Unions of present ruling group within the past ten years had their This could be seen particu eight years ago, and thc gola, Congo, Cameroons, Students throughout the South Africa came to power passports withdrawn or their larly during the lengthy other the Johannesburg Paraguay, Haiti, East Ger world have made to thc In 10^8, It was NUSAS which applications for passports debates on the government- Training Institution for many, Hungary, Cuba and scholarship schemes run by become one of the Icadidi;, refused on political grounds- controlled tribal colleges of Indian Teachers. France. NUSAS to enable students albeit smnU, groups which Other leading mcmbcra have Fort Hare, Ngoye, Turfloop More than 400 resolutions to receive a democratic uni vigorously opposed the vic been expelled from their and Bclville. For fear of on topics ranging from versity education, something ious policy of nportlicld universities, particularly at reprisals against the authors, library segregation — which World unity from which they would the time when Fort Hare these Were read out to the was roundly condemned—to otherwise have been barred which became thc order of Assembly by the President Tlicre was also consider the day in South Africa. College was taken over by freedom of the university by racial legislation. The thc eovernmont. Further of NUSAS or by students who press — which was sup- able debate on thc aucstion of world student unity. The resolutions of thanks to As tho apartheid legisla intimidation has been had been expelled from the IKirted -^ were passed at various student organizations tion grew In scope and im attempted through the colleges. All the reports thc 22 sittings of the Stu Congress notcil tl>c desire of students throughout the for help were both profuse pact. ' Bo the work of the systematic bribing of stu spoke of thc bitterness and dent Assembly. and sincere. National Onion grew apace dents to apy on their fellow resentment of thc students NUSAS bases Its policy on worid for unity and strongly in opposing It. One rcmcm- against the authorities. Hupi>orted thc Idea of a After eleven exhausting students and to report on thc United Nations Declara days, thc Congress ended, "bers particularly the flght any "suspect" political tion of Human Rights and is Hound Tabic on Worid Stu against thc implementation dent I.'nity, organised on a but thc delegates could look developments. totally opposed to apartheid. forward to little rest. For of apartheid In thc \inlver- Tribal aid One of the aspects of apar neutral basis, as a useful . sities which was staved off step in arriving at such each, on his return to his or A comment from a student theid it considers most her particular university or for eleven invaluable years, F'tole. Iniquitous is tho government- unity. largely because of NUSAR' nee representative of the so- college, faced tho tremen called ncllvllie Coll*^ is Imposed Bantu education The most important reso dous task of continuing the mobilization of student, pub South Africa, in one sense system. The Student Assem lution of the Congress — lic and International pressure or another, has always been typical of thc other reports. work and Implementing the "Here, more timn anywhere bly, in condemning the sys which after long and ear policies of the National against the South African In a revolutionary situation. tem, reiterated Its faith in a nest debate was adopted Government. Today it la more so than else," he said, "do we sec Union at thc local level. the stranglehold that the system of free and compul unanimously — showed the However, tho pace of gov ever before. Thc (Irst thing sory education for all chil students' deep concern for that strikes visitors return nillng group la seeking to ernment action against every exercise and perpetuate on dren, irrespective of race, tho future of South Africa. New outlook right, freedom and funda ing to the country is tho fact creed or colour; and NUSAS Thc Congress was not pre that more and more people thc Inhabitants of this mental liberty has increased country." pledged itself to work for pared merely to condemn in However, each delegate with dizzying speed. With are thinking and talking of thc total abolition of thc pre motion after motion the In- could look back with some every major triumph over a violence as a solution to Thc record of these in- sent system. iqultlcs of the apartheid pride not only at one success democratic principle, the South Africa's problems. famou, SPORT At the UmON SHOP A SPORTING? EPIC GOOD NEWS! By the Epic Poet of the Bushwalkers. Studenhi of Engtiih Litera from grass frees, and being eating our lunch when hoarse For the convenience of members, a ture think of the epic at some- dragged up rock faces on the cries of "stretcher" came float thing of tho pair which ceased end of a rope. ing through the sylvan stillness. DRY CLEANMG LAUNDRY and SHOE lo exiti when the resounding This introduced a great spate We finished our lunch, and clangor of bronze and steel and of epics — the 1958 Glucose then most of the party decided and the wrathful roar of Wren- Ridge Trip, the 1959 Lindsay that they had betfer go back REPAIR SERVICE has been installed gan faded from thc tea kings' trip, and so on. An,d, as always and help. They had gone about halls, and the people changed happens with something new, half a mile when they were in the Union Shop, from Old to Middle English. A the epic soon found a theorist startled by a crashing of 'bastard epic, the literary epic, who, veteran of many early bushes, and a half-naked man, they know existed many years epics, tried to define it, to dis his face, arms and chest rent later but erupted only once, cover its essential ingredients. and torn by the inclemencies of into Milhjn'j "Paradiie Lost", Rain, darkness, cold, inordinate nature, came plunging through and even that is out of memory length of duration, and of the wild raspberries and sting of the oldest of us. course, misery, were all sug ing nettles. gested but failed to satisfy. But they are unaware that He skidded on the forest tlic epic is once more with us, Then, finally, he hit on the mould to an ungainly stop and, :not just on paper or parch one ingredient common to all PANTLUS gasping for breath, pointed be ment but in reality—in flesh, known epics, Gcaham Hardy, hind him and cried, "Stretcher, blood, and suffering jn the and this was at once acclaimed stretcher!" ! •Queensland mountains. as tfie truth. Thie epic made its rebirth in The latest trip, from Mt. They managed to calm himj 1958 on a Logan's Ridge trip Cordeaux to Mt. Castle, was donated his shirt for the stret- i on Mount Barney. On this oc- an epic of a different kind, and cher. All continued to retrace DRY • casion five fairly experienced something new, occurred on a and learned that he had people climbed the east cliffs club trip. For the first time its their steps until they reached of Mount Barney in the dark, epic quality was caused not by Ihe stretcher-party, and then! because they did not know. mist, rain, or getting lost, but the drudgery began. Fori This is a climb which has been by a stomach ulcer which eighteen iiours it lasted, all I unsuccessfuly attempted by necessitated that its owner be through the night. I do not; CLEANERS many experienced climbers be carried on a stretcher. know what those hours were fore and since. The single We had been walking slowly like, for not being noble, and : successful climb gave us the on Saturday, and on Sunday no longer in love with epics, I Take advantage of the new and modern epic, for the trip to the some of us, tired of the snails had not returned to the top of East Peak took twenty- pace, went on ahead. We stretcher, but my brother tells excellent Sanitone System five hours instead of three, and stopped at a lookout on the me that thc sunrise was beauti- most of these hours were spent edge of the Main Range cliffs fu. Carrying a stretcher has Special Reduction to University Students grasping round cliffs with enor- and were sitting there drinking some of the effects of yoga. It refines the senses. L. H. . mous drops below, hanging in the beauties of nature and of a University of Queens nation as the first Presi SAME DAY SERVICE ANY STAMPS? land Philatellic Society? dent—if so desired. May I, through your Those interested, please columns, ask if any of your We have amongst the contact the undersigned at readers have stamp col academic staff several very the Sports Union Offlce, lecting as a hobby, and keen collectors, one of Union Building. St. Lucia, whether they would be In- whom has signified his GEOFF R. 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We have, on the one hand, the school of thouglit condemning it unequivocally; and on the other hand we perceive vested Interest groups supporting itr^ synthesis of these views NEW SOUTH WALES prompts me to adopt a middle of the road approach in suggesting . . . er, I didn't quite I'NtORI'OHMlO ' HIW iOUIM WtUiWlTH ItMino lUmLlfT) •get that question? 2. The sport of boxing is a basic form of self-protection. Only last year vriiile in Australia, I realized the value of self-protection. For instance, in combating Inter secting louts posing as University students, and even if they actually were students. I still /leeded protection. 3. I favour all Indoor sports. PAGE 8 SEMPER FLOREAT, THURSDAY, MAY 3, 1962 yov'o THmK UH'OH... TMey'o ACAUst MVGOOl utnt wl M3V trvf/o rAsr* err o/v • TOO.'-Ctutnxt.^ r^^reieme TKCI t rrxt TO /t.tr'-lcAr/O'^ «*• — Cl THM DIKfiU.. THIS iyrlBOUSn cotntrcr/-f, X'vc M* A CAOf^S' oor S ntoOLBM rt»/^... ON >*rv /^ftivDS. j'p BCTrrrt SMK ijUffT Tue. Poe. SMVS mmouT r r*ris tm I go out ivith a Teenage Idol... song of tlie slream-lined Arts Course (To be sung by mixed chorus and muddled soloists to the I had such an excitipg .time name is Ronny Tonsill—such a ably heard of ms on televttiofl tricky), he had so many scarves tune of "Toorul-i-oorul-i-ackady") last week.! One of the First manly name, I always think— amt in the magashiei. Wha* d' and overcoats on that he found Gather round all you students and freshei^ Years asked me to go out with didn't seem to care about rwt they call you, babe? it a little difficult to see the And 'ear what the nobs 'have ter say him. Of course, he Is four or having much of an audience. "Nausea, Ronny, Nausea film. I offersid to kiss him five years younger than I am, He just went on singing, and Bagwash. Such a silly name, goodnight, but he was afraid Of the new edjercattonal pressures has long black hair, tight black then came over and said a few isn't it?" he might catch my cold. And the getting of wisdom today. trousers, and a stoop and per words to me. What he actually "Yeah, it it, isn't it? I'll be CHORUS:— manently bent knees from play said was:— iceln' yar." For this new occasion. Mother and I decided 1 needed Sirtgiw' tooTul-i-ool~acadeima ing the guitar, but, after all, "Ifi, bibyl Dig the crasy And, humming a couple of a new frock. We went into thc I'm hardly Venus myself, am mootic?" bars of a popular song artd Singin' toorul-i-oorul-i-ay, Valley to a little shop in one I? Actually, though, I hardly "Oh, .thank you, I enjoyed executing a few intricate dance Oh 'appy the day that you came 'ere knew him, although 1 had steps, he was gone. of the back sreets there, where it so much. I really love classic I always get my clothes, and To 'ear what the nobs 'ad ter say. noticed him in the Refectory. 1 was so excited. When 1 cal music." so do Mother and Grandma. 0 'istory, English, Philosophy! There aren't really all that went home and told my mother, "Do you, babe? Well, how After a bit of trouble, I finally many Freshers who star\d on she was excited, too, although You'd much better stick to us three. 'bout coming to lh« Festival chose the most beautiful light the table, play the guitar, and she was a little bit worried We're the nobs of the dear old Arts Faculty Hall with me on Saturday, and blue orgarvlie frock. It had all sing. Of course, he probably about my going out with a boy wowing those cah there?" frills at the top, and a very full And 'enceforth forever shall be. ftrst noticed me at the same she (didn't know. The only boy "Oh, thank you, I'd simply skirt with a frill at the bottom, We don't teach yer no foreign languages time, because most of the I had been out with before love to." and little puffed sleeves. It was other people in the Refectory was the son of a friend of Because of their difficulty. "Good, then. I'll be teein' really lovely. When I came to left rather hurriedly. Unfortu Mother's from down the road, It don't put no 'am in your samwidges, you." dress, in this, and new light nately, someone had left some Wc went to the pictures, but • He started to walk away, brown lisle stockings, and my It don't put no milk in yer tea. chewing gum on the seat on he didn't really enjoy it. He is then turned, and said from best black lace-up shoes, and But don't yer ferget edjercashy-on which I was sitting, so I was very sickly, poor boy, and, as it about a hundred yards range: the new hand-knitted Fair-Isle forced to go on drinking what was December (December Puttin' learnin' in everyone's reach. "By the way, baby, my name gloves that Grandma made me. they call coffee. Ronny —his weather in Brisbane can be very With a wealth of precise informashy-on is Ronny Toniill. You've prob Mother lent me her best hat, I really felt like a Queen, We teach you to teach how to teach. wide brim and pale green rib- And just what yer teach doesn't matter too, one of those with the very So long as yer method is sound. bons hanging down behind. It Rollin' gullies an' mountains out flatter looked lovely. And neatly bulldozin' the ground. Actually, Ronny looked a But for gawsake don't teach 'em no languages, little surptised when he taw All serious jokers agree me, but he didn't tay any- fhing. I must say, though, the That it don't put no 'am in their samwidges, other girls there were most un (Rallenfando e molto marcarto) suitably dressed. I do not con An' it don't put no milk in their tea. sider tight slacks and sloppy Singin' toorul-i-ool-academia pullovers suitable dress for the theatre, and Mother and Singin' toorul-i-oorul-i-ay, Grandma agree with me: I can't Oh 'appy the day that you came 'ere tay i really enioyed the con To 'ear what the nobs 'ad ter say. cert very much. As a matter of R. A. B. much of it, because all the Note—Repeat chorus after each verse. Insert glottal fact, I didn't really hear very people round me were standing stops and drop "g's" where possible. up and jumping up and down, and calling out encouragement to the performers, who seemed Lady iAxon hiterested to be friends of theirs. Lady Axon is interested to per car Irrespecthre of tba Still, it Is not everyone who discover how many students number ef occupants. can say that she has been out can cram into ono car, and is with a teen-age idol. He hasn't anxious to be enlightened at She also sayi that the b OPV asked me out again, though. tho Skyline Drive-In at Sunny- sure students will be glad to Actually, I haven't seen him bank on May 14, She it organ know that the phy area i» since half-time at the Festival ising a dinner, dancing, films, open so that all their (i.e. the Hall Concert. Perhaps when I and more dancing in aid of the students') children will be w«H see him again, he will ask me Cancer Appeal: it costs only £| catered for. MAY 11-16 out again. I do hope so. Nausea fiagwash. G.P. HUT The Cflflton Travel Bureou Pty. ltd. BLAME Official Travel Agents and Consultants to the University of Queensland Union, wish to advise that our Compli mentary Services are available for Air, Land and Sea THIS Travel, both Domestic and Overseas. 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