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The panoptic campus: how the university watches your every move / p. 13 ScoMo wants your urine: Down the rabbit hole: Macron: airy fluff for rich peo- what the 2017 budget means we watched the Red Pill ple or the saviour of European for students / p. 4 so you didn’t have to / p. 9 liberal centrism? / p. 10 S1W10 / FIRST PUBLISHED 1929 PUBLISHED S1W10 / FIRST HONI SOIT LETTERS Acknowledgement of Country Fan mail Got mail? Send your irreverent takes We acknowledge the traditional custodians of this land, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. The University of Sydney – where we write, publish and distribute amount red pocket money in a group and reverent rants to editors@ Honi Soit – is on the sovereign land of these people. As students and journalists, we recognise our complicity in the ongoing colonisation of Indigenous land. In Budget woes Hard pill to chat on Wechat, which to everyone recognition of our privilege, we vow to not only include, but to prioritise and centre the experiences of Indigenous people, and to be reflective when we fail to. We with a basic concept of how group honisoit.com by 12pm each recognise our duty to be a counterpoint to the racism that plagues the mainstream media, and to adequately represent the perspectives of Indigenous students at Dear Editors, swallow chats on wechat work would know Friday for publication. Keep it our University. We also wholeheartedly thank our Indigenous reporters for the continuing contribution of their labour to our learning. it’s the payment for posting an adver- Like many, I am concerned with the fee What’s bizarre is that at this Uni- tisement in a group chat. As for the under 300 words and include increases for students, and the funding versity we’re educated to engage in chalking content, if a cultural joke your name, degree, year and if Who made this cuts to universities, in the budget. I am informed, constructive discourse that is not even acceptable then I would Editorial Contents also dismayed governments rhetoric can negotiate both aspects of a topic have to say please go do some re- you were a kitchen utensil which of saying that the “cost of the cuts will before we draw conclusions, yet con- search about it before coming to such one would you be and why. Letters / 2 edition happen? be partially paid for by students”. In sistently find advocates on either end ridiculous decision! reality, students will pay more, universi- of the spectrum descend into lewd From the dizzyingly hedonistic Gold Rush that was ties will receive less, and the increased screaming matches. Shirley Duan the pre-Crash west to the liberal optimism of the News and Analysis / 4 Editor-in-Chief: Kishor Napier-Raman revenue from student fees is doing the Obama years, our generation has always been sur- Oops . “heavy lifting” elsewhere in the budget. Bianka Farmakis rounded by the short-lived promise of a new and Long read / 7 Editors #Progressive In publishing the Board Canidate quiz perfect world. Our orgiastic obsession with tech- Nick Bonyhady Aidan Molins Andrew Mathas we said that Question 8, “As a not- nology is just the latest such narrative of false hope. Opinion / 8 Jayce Carrano Siobhan Ryan Wrong, we are There’s nothing more progressive for-profit organisation, what happens To Elon Musk and his cabal of Silicon Valley Natassia Chrysanthos Michael Sun than hating wealthy white men, and when the USU’s annual revenue ex- snake-oil salesmen, the Internet, automation and Perspective / 9 Ann Ding Maani Truu The real issue desperate here can I just say, I hate Tom Water- ceeds its costs and liabilities?” was artificial intelligence all have the potential to eman- Justine Landis-Hanley house. If elected to the USU Board, I excluded due to no candidate an- cipate us from a life of stagnant wage slavery, and Culture / 10 Why the fuck is a piece of banana Don’t expect your letter to be pub- will ban Tom Waterhouse from cam- swering it correctly. It was in fact ex- usher humanity into a future of boundless knowl- Contributors bread $4.40 at Carslaw Kitchen? lished unless its a business student pus. In fact, I will ban all scions of cluded as the answers were too broad edge, freedom and creativity. Creative / 12 Maxim Adams, John-Patrick Asimakis, Isabella Bat- snowflake complaining that SA are horse racing and gambling dynasties. and unable to be quantified fairly. Our generation has enthusiastically swallowed tersby, Angela Collins, Nina Dillon Britton, Kurt Dil- Anon against free speech because we disa- That’s progressive. this myth. With alarming passiveness, we’ve allowed Longer read / 13 weg, Liam Donohoe, Bianca Farmakis, Hal Fowkes, greed with them. technology to co-opt every facet of our day-to-day Edward Furst, Maddy Gandhi, Eric Gonzales, Cam- We’re with Waleed. Waleed Aly for USU lives. We let Facebook tell us what to read and who SUPRA pages / 16 eron Gooley, Jennifer Horton, Jack Jacobs, Erin Jor- Angry April Holcombe to vote for. We barely raise a whimper as govern- dan, Kida Lin, Oliver Moore. ments and corporations discover our deepest, basest Caseworkers / 17 [Eds - but seriously we are starved for Zyzz forever desires. We watch while Fascists pollute our online Artists letters and will publish anything, see spaces, taking advantage of the cacophonic confu- SRC reports / 18 reacts only Jocelin Chan, Robin Eames, Matthew Fisher, Grace above, and from anyone. Help us] Don’t worry brahz [sic] MuzzSoc sion of the web age to gain a sense of political legit- Franki, Risako Katsumata, Ludmilla Nunell. may not be USU official but were are imacy. And as conventional politics falls apart, the Puzzles / 20 We are nothing if not adaptive to will of official in the heart of Zyzz and we economy uberizes, and we rush headlong into the the digital revolution (last week’s cover Lol no will always have the odd skitz [sic] fourth industrial revolution, the only thing left for us Regulars / 21 aside). Since it seems our readers prefer time around campus <3 Also the idea to cling on to are our lukewarm memes. to let out their anger via a convienient Are there any candidates who aren’t that we should merge with MADSOC Ten years from now, when your unpaid internship The Garter Press / 22 Facebook comment, over an outdated linked to career politician organisa- (proper dancers) when we are clearly has been given to a robot, don’t say I didn’t warn email letter, we are going to start pub- tions or professional activism or trying flailing lunatics was just plain ludi- you. And don’t go running to Silicon Valley for help, lishing the weekly highlights. to bribe students? crous m9s [sic]. lest you get hit in the face by a Juicero. KNR Cover image by Michael Sun. Oliver Marras USyd MuzzSoc Honi Soit, Week 10 Edition, Semester 1, 2017. Journalism is boring Je suis Zhixian We have a Disclaimer: Honi Soit is published by the Students’ Representative Council, University of Sydney, Level 1 Wentworth Building, City Road, University of Sydney NSW 2006. The SRC’s operation costs, space and administrative support are financed by the University of Sydney. Honi Soit is printed under the auspices of the SRC’s directors of “Bizarre scenes”, so classic Honi. Shocking to hear that such ridiculous podcast fan student publications: Nina Dillon-Britton, Pranay Jha, Isabella Pytka, William Ryan, Katie Thorburn, and Adam Ursino. All expressions are published on the basis that they are What is bizarre about protesting a situation happen to Zhixian as I’ve not to be regarded as the opinions of the SRC unless specifically stated. The Council accepts no responsibility for the accuracy of any of the opinions or information con- bunch of far-right women haters in been helping her for the past few > spending half an hour record- tained within this newspaper, nor does it endorse any of the advertisements and insertions. Please direct all advertising inquiries to [email protected]. MAGA hats and shirts saying “fem- days for this election and saw all the ing this > expecting people to care inism is cancer”. Your ‘objective’ hard work and dedication she puts enough to listen to half an hour of reporting is mind-numbingly boring. into this USU election. The reason talk about the union elections. given by USU board for excluding What’s on this week Eleanor Morely her ... Just because she sent a small Kerrod Gream According to your local pastor who really wants you to come to church Fee increase protest Hack Revue and election announcement Science Cruise: The Hogwarts Express Queer Revue Interfaculty pub crawl When: Wednesday, May 17, 12pm-2pm When: Wednesday, May 17, 8pm When: Wednesday 10 March, 6pm When: May 18 - 20, 7.30pm When: Friday, May 19, 4pm Where: Outside Fisher Library Where: Manning Bar Where: Customs House Library Where: Seymour Centre Where: Cadigal Lawns Price: Free (wish the same was true for education) Price: Dignity Price: Free Price: Access $15 | Student $18 | General $20 Price: Free When Jesus stormed into the temple courts, inter- As you would know from my teachings — well you Despite the Pagan undertones and the whole Dumb- Other pastors might avoid commenting on this one This looks like a joly time! Bringing together all rupted the proceeding by overturning tables, yell- would if you came more often, but I understand we ledore batting for the other team thing, I like Harry or comment in all the wrong ways but I am a new- the different denominations of the Arts, Sciences, ing, and driving both people and animals out of lead busy lives — “God gives grace to the humble” Potter as much as the next pastor.