Allendale Lifelong Learners December 2020
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Allendale Lifelong Learners December 2020 In this issue: From the Director’s Desk • All Things Michigan I’m sure you’re feeling the frustrations of Covid restrictions as much as I • Calendar of events am. But even in the midst of all the disappointment and unknowns, I’m looking for new ways to make memories and be a light in the darkness. • Updates and nonsense And as the weather is turning cooler, the masks are actually a source of warmth and comfort. Choose to make the best of your situation. It will • Volunteer Opportunities make such a difference. Here are some fun and unique ways to see some pretty awesome Christ- • Activities in the mas lights/decorations that are local and free!!! Two of my favorite Community things! Starting Friday, November 27: • The Rest of the Story Lights and Music yard display: 12385 92nd Avenue, Allendale. It’s • worth a drive to see this light show that is set to music. Pull up and tune your radio to see and hear a well coordinated light display. Located at the corner of 92nd and Warner. Every night through the end of the year. Christmas Tree Walk: Life Stream Church is hosting a Christmas Tree Walk that is open nightly, through the end of the year. Friday and Satur- day nights from 6 to 8 PM there will be special activities such as food trucks, hot cocoa, dance troupe (December 12), live nativity (December 18). This is a festive and fun event at a time we could all use a little pick -me-up! Bring a canned good for entry . ONE NIGHT ONLY—Holiday Lights Drive-thru parade: Saturday, December 5 from 5 to 8 PM, hosted by Allendale Rotary Club. Drive through the Allendale township park (behind town hall—6676 Lake Michigan Drive) to see this stationary parade. Music, lights and a won- der to behold! Don’t miss it! Christmas Lights on Lake Michigan Drive—The median along LMD in Allendale will be lit up starting on November 27 through the end of the year. This tradition is easy to view and will add some cheer to your drive through town. Hopefully these will add a little happiness and connection to others dur- ing this time. Merry Christmas to all, Until next month...Hugs, Kathy All Things Michigan... 13 Reasons Why Michigan Is the BEST State Guess what. It’s time to wish one of your dearest friends a happy birthday. No, we’re not talking about your sorority sister or your BFF since kindergarten. We’re talking about that one place that is near and dear to your heart. That’s right, it’s Michigan’s birthday – its 183rd, to be precise. And to celebrate, we’re giving you a few reminders about why the Great Lakes State is the very best in all the union. 1.We get 10 cent returns—These things come in handy when you need a little pock- et change. 2.Cereal was born in Battle Creek—You know you'd be lost without your morning bowl of Rice Krispies. 3.We've got the best apples on Earth—Speaking of a well balanced diet, a delicious Michigan Honey Crisp rounds out any meal. 4.But also the best cherries—Not to mention our cherries... The perfect "cherry on top" for snack time. 5.The world can thank us for the modern day shopping mall—First came the Kala- mazoo Mall, the first outdoor pedestrian mall in the United States. Then Ameri- ca's first fully-enclosed shopping center, Northland Mall, was introduced in 1954 in Southfield. You're welcome, mall rats. 6.As well as the electronic home appliance—Major appliance brands like Whirl- pool, Frigidaire, and Electrolux all have a past in Michigan. And you're forever grateful you don't have to haul your dirty clothes to the laundromat every week because of their contributions. 7.Mackinac Island attracts tourists worldwide—They come for the fudge, and stay for the luxurious bike rides. 8.As does the notorious past and present of Detroit—No matter your feelings about Detroit, you have to admit the Motor City inspires all kinds of intrigue from visitors from across the globe. 9.Our sports teams are the most fun to watch—If you've been to a game, you know what we're talking about. 10.Our beaches have all the benefits of beauty and none of the salt water—Because there's nothing worse than getting salt water in your eyes. 11.We invented most of the musical genres in pop culture—It's not just Motown. It's Madonna from Bay City, punk rock legend Iggy Pop from Muskegon, and rappers like Emimem from Detroit who've inspired countless music artists. 12.And you can't forget the modern-day vehicle—Where would we be with access to a set of wheels? 13.The UP—Most people tend to think of Michigan as the Mitten State. But we've got so much more in the Upper Peninsula. These are obviously only some of the top reasons why Michigan is the best. In this time of isolation, here are some ideas to beat the doldrums of boredom! Some are December practical, and some may be outside your com- fort level. Whatever the case, it’s never too late to try something new! 2020 Su Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 3 4 5 Go to bed an Write down 10 Take a walk Call some- hour earlier things you’re outdoors one you than usual. grateful for. love 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 De-clutter an Make a list Make the most Slow down, Get rid of area that of short term epic, creative sit and 5 things needs it— goals salad you can watch the you never desk, table, think of sunset. use. 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Enjoy the sun Wake up 30 Make a smoothie Go the en- Make and eat lunch minutes out of ice, juice, tire day yourself a while the sun earlier to yogurt and as- without wholesome shines on you pray sorted fruits complain- breakfast ing. 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Balance an Do one * 12 noon to egg on it’s thing you’ve 1:00 PM Meal Christmas Christmas end. Try it— been putting Pickup at Allen- Eve Day today is the off. dale Town Hall. day it could $5.00 donation Just an idea—Many of us will stay up until happen. and Newsletters after midnight on New will also be Years Eve. I plan to Winter Sol- available. say farewell to 2020 and welcome in 2021 27 28 29 30 31 with hope for better. Drink just Listen to Cook something New Years Choose to make each water today. your favor- you have never Eve day count and wel- ite music. tried before come the new year with a grateful, joy- filled heart!! Many churches are now live-streaming their services during this time. If you need help get- ting connected to a live stream service from your church or any other local churches so you can watch from home, please ask a family member to help. If they don’t know how to set you up, call me and I will help you set it up. I’m no expert, but I can connect either a phone, device or computer so you can hear and see a message each week. • I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it. • I burned 2000 calories today...That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap. • I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer...Then it hit me! • With all my aches and pains I’m afraid I have that Chinese disease… “Yung No Mo!” • One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you de- bate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it’s like a really good box. • Given how often I have to pee and how cranky I get when I’m hungry, I’m confident I would be the world’s worst hostage! • This morning, I accidentally changed the GPS voice to “Male”. Now it just says, “It’s around here somewhere, keep driving!” • My goal was to lose 15 pounds this year...only 20 left to go! • How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! • I don’t feel like I’m getting older...It’s more like my warranty has expired and my parts are wearing out, • My kids mock me for not understanding technology and then have to Google how to boil and egg! • Daughter: Alexa, play Let it Go! Me: When I was your age, I had to call the radio station, wait on hold for 30 minutes to request a song. Then I had to sit, by my boom box for an hour with a blank cassette tape for my song to play so I could record it!!!! Daughter: I don’t know what that means. • Shout out to everyone who can still remember their childhood phone num- ber, but can’t remember the password they created yesterday! You’re my people! • What rock group has four guys who don’t sing? (Mount Rushmore) • I’ve finally reached The Wonder Years—I wonder where I parked my car, I wonder where I left my phone, I wonder where my glasses are, I wonder what day it is! • How to tell if you’re an adult: You gain 30 pounds overnight, you’d rather sleep than go out, everything hurts, comfort before style, you have a favorite spatula, everything feels like a chore, college students look like they’re 12 years old, and you’re always annoyed! VOLUNTARY DUES WAIVED FOR NOW—We will not be collecting dues as we have done in the past.