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THE SCHOLASTIC is pub- Entered as seeomd-drnm UAed v*ddii «A the Vniven- matter at Notre Dam*, U^ itw of Notre Dame. Manw- The Notre Dame Scholastic diana. Aeeeptanoe for mm^ eeripU may he addressed to ing at speeitU rate of poetmgtk THE SCHOLASTIC, Publi- Disce Quasi Semper Victurus Vive Quasi Cras Moriturus Section lioa, October S, 1917. eatvms Office, Main Building. authorized June tS, 1918. FOUNDED 186

NEIL C. HURLEY Editor-in-Chief HENRY B. ASMAN Managing Editor WILLIAM W. CORR Departmental Editor

Associate Editors Department Editors Features Staff GRANGER WEIL WrATO,,;.,, T«TI»TOr^>T TH ^ r,J-^ LESLIE RADDATZ MYRON CRAWFORD JAMES GARMODY The Week WALTER JOHNSON Features Editor xrj iITO-I. cnrrn^xr TTAT>T>v u.^or^-nTAW GEORGE DUQUETTE LLOYD TESKE J- ALBERT SMITH HARRY McGOWAN J. DON SULLIVAN WILLIAM FLYNN JOSEPH KURTH JOHN F. STOECKLEY. ..-Graduate Jtfonaflor VOLUME LXVII. APRIL 15, 1932 NUMBER 21.

SUMMARY COMING EVENTS NEWS FRIDAY, April 15—Baseball, Notre Dame vs. Wisconsin, Cartier Field, 3:30 p. m.—Tennis, Notre Dame vs. In­ Political activity lax on the campus as Spring pri­ diana State Teachers, Notre Dame Courts, 3:30 p. m.— maries schedule is announced 5 Dance, Engineers' Formal, K. of C. Ballroom, 9:00 p. E. J. O'Brien asks for Louis Brennen's "Poisoner in m.—SCHOLASTIC staff meetings: editorial board. Publica­ Motley" in a letter from London 7 tions o ce, 6:30 p. m.; news and sports staffs. Publica­ tions office, 7:00 p. m.—Debate, Notre Dame vs. Purdue, Monogram men frolic in their annual "Absurdities" Law auditorium, 8": 00 p. m.—Lecture, Dr. James J. show in Washington hall 7 Walsh, Washington hall, 8:00 p. m. Mayor Ray T. Miller, Notre Dame graduate, ad­ dresses the Cleveland club 8 SATURDAY, April 16—Baseball, Notre Dame vs. Chi­ The Juggler leads the mid-west in THE SCHOLASTIC cago, at Chicago.—Golf, Notre Dame vs. Valparaiso, directed College Comix poll : 12 Burke Memorial course.—Monogram Absurdities, Wash­ ington hall, 8:15 p. m. Ball modernistic, new feature on the engineers' so­ cial calendar, held at the K. of C. ballroom tonight— 17 SUNDAY, April 17—Masses, Sacred Heart Church, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, and 9:00 a. m.—Baseball, Notre Dame vs. FEATURES South Bend Boosters, Cartier Field, 3:00 p. m. Charles Weiss used to slip passes through the fence MONDAY, April 18—French Club meeting, Main Build­ to friends—and then turned usher; A Man About ing, 6:30 p. m.—^Universal Notre Dame Night. the Campus 14 William Karl, studying aviation in Germany, begins TUESDAY, April 19—Concert orchestra practice. Music a series of articles for THE SCHOLASTIC 16 hall, 6:30 p. m.—Scribblers' meeting, Howard 'rec,' 6:30 p. m.—Educational Coirfgaternity meeting. Law build­ SPORTS ing, 8:00 p. m.—Pre-Law^ Club Concert, Law auditor­ ium, 8:00 p. m. Varsity golf team faces Valparaiso tomorrow in season's opener 20 WEDNESDAY, April 20—Economics Seminar, Law build­ Palt and Mannix to hurl as baseball team meets ing, 8:00 p. m. Wisconsin and Chicago 21 THURSDAY, April 21—Spectators' meeting. Law build­ Nick Lukats to report for tennis squad; expected to ing, 8:00 p. m,—^Wranglers' meeting. Law building, 6:30 bolster team considerably : 22 p. m.—^New Jersey Club meeting. Law building, 7:45 p. Lyons wins two titles; baseball season opens; AU- m.—Cleveland Club meeting, Walsh hall, 7:00 p. m.— • Interhall cage teams picked 29 Russian Cossack chorus, Washington hall, 8:C0 p. m. Four The Scholastic

By James Carmody

INEMEMBERING the ovations accorded to L. VERY year the Absurdities turns out at least popular heroes of our daj'^, some of the first one good skit. It is not to their discredit that floor Sorinites welcomed home in regal style it often is creditable by reason of the fact that yesterday Len Donoghue, who recently found outsiders act it; after all, the monogram men time enough and money enough to go down­ got their letters for athletics and not for his­ town and have some appendicitis. The hall in trionics. What we are getting at is the fact front of his room was carpeted; there was a that Johnny Perone's and Herb Giorgio's little wall of gray formed by the juxtaposition of a take-off on Eugene O'Neill, provided that it is few army blankets; and between baskets of brushed up a bit and the tempo quickened, is faded lilies were signs of welcome. In spite of worthier of much bigger time than the ama­ the fact that Len violated tradition by not teurish Absurdities. And we fear it is a little riding up esconced on the back of a touring car, too far in advance of some of the more or less eveiyone was highly pleased, including Len, rustic wits of our acquaintance. To the disre­ who, without much urging, displayed the re­ gard of the anti-Peronists, we like him and the sults of the doctor's handiwork. We walked kind of stuff he puts out; the question as to past the door just as Len was finishing his story. whether he is original or not does not bother "Well, mister," he was saying, "when they us, so long as he is funny—and he is that. We grabbed this tape and pulled, the skin just haven't seen for a long time anything as clever came right with it." Personally, we thought as John's sticking his head through the curtain A^rroivsmith was much more exciting. to announce that the second act would be played to kill time until the scenery for the first act V arrived. We would suggest (with a superior smirk) that you read O'Neill's "Electra" to w,E want to nominate for oblivion two em- appreciate this stuff. brj'^o bridge builders who are connected with A • the activities of the Engineers' Formal, which, to you and you, is touched with the modernistic LONG time ago the prominent cigarette spirit. The first of these lads is the one who, manufacturers had representatives on the cam­ with some five or six years of mechanical draw­ pus who were entitled to go so far as to give ing, put out that monstrous sign which hangs away packs and even cartons of smokes. Until in the Main building. It is, if we may use the a few days ago you even got a can of pipe pack­ word, lousy. The other mechanic is the one ing with every cookie. Something had to be who succeeded in digging up the world's worst done to draw into the fold the lads who were orchestra to accompany the inevitable crooning lugging around a can of scraps and a Target in ears by the motley crew of lathemen. Jack roller. We, entirely in sympathy with the Foulks, who used to be the head Juggler, tried bigger manufacturers, were sorry for them, but for some time to take the aforementioned title could see no way to help. And now here the away from the Kilties, but fortunately he lost University solves the problem by simply ban­ out, and Al Stewart has since fallen even far­ ning cigarettes in the class buildings and in all ther behind. The Lawyers have made history, the halls; thereby there is shown no favoritism too, by importing a band from one of Chicago's to any one brand, and the tailor-mades are toughest dance halls, which is justly famous as made blood brothers to the languid smokes of the den of the man who invented bell-bottom the thrifty. We understand that an addition to trousers. We should not be at all surprised to the rule will provide for the detention of any find ourselves dancing at the ball to the strains person caught with a concealed Target or Gibbs of the music of Half-Pint Jaxon and his Hot- roller on his person. We would suggest that all shots. If he's there, we should like to suggest of you emulate the lumberjacks by lipping snuff guns or hammers for favors. and smiling moist yellow smiles. Aj»'il 15, 1932 Five PURDUE UNIVERSITY SCHEDULE FOR SPRING PRIMARIES MEETS N.D. DEBATERS ANNOUNCED THIS WEEK BY KRAMER National Control of Industry Is Topic For Discussion. ELECTIONS ON MAY NINTH Tonight, at eight o'clock the debat­ Alamni Clubs ing team of the Universities of Pur­ To Observe N,D, Campus Politicians Withhold due and Notre Dame will meet in a Candidates; Expect Party dual encounter. Night April 18th Activity to Begin Soon. In Washington hall, one Notre Dame squad, as yet unannounced, will defend the negative side of the issue: A woi-ld-wide gathering Monday Undergraduate political factions "Resolved, that the United States evening of more than one hundred are expected to open their primary should adopt a compulsory nation­ Notre Dame clubs will mark the campaign in earnest this week, fol­ wide plan of control and distribution observance of the ninth annual Uni­ lowing the selection of the dates for in the major basic industries. versal Notre Dame Night. the nominating balloting. Professor McBumey of the Univer­ Seventy alumni clubs, in all parts John Kramer, president of the Stu­ sity of Michigan will act as judge of of the United States, in Paris and in dent Activities council, announced to the debate. the Philippines, and some thirty THE SCHOLASTIC yesterday the com­ smaller groups of alumni scattered in At the same time another team, plete voting schedule. more remote districts will aid in this composed of William Darrow, Hugh Juniors will nominate the candi­ Fitzgerald, and Arthur Sanduskey, dates for the senior class offices on will be upholding the affirmative side April 27th, with the sophomores fol­ of the same question at Purdue. The lowing on the 29th. The freshmen latter two men are sophomores, and are scheduled to make their selections are representing Notre Dame for the on the 2nd of May. first time. Polls To Be Announced Election day proper will be on May COMPETITION FOR THE 9th. The exact location of the polls, or the system under which the ballot­ DOCKWEILER MEDAL ing will be conducted has not as yet TO END MAY 1 been announced. The year thus far has been notable Essayists competing for the Dock­ for a decided decrease in enthusiasm weiler Medal for Philosophy are re­ on the part of the undergraduate minded that the final draft of their politicians. There have been no cir­ work must be presented to Father culars, or blotters distributed to apa­ Miltner, head of the Department of thetic class-mates, nor has there been Philosophy, not later than May 1. any public announcement of a defi­ REVEREND MATTHEW WALSH. C.S.C. nite card of candidates. The Dockweiler medal was-founded He tvill address the Nctre Dame Political leaders on the campus, by Mr. Isadore B. Dockweiler, of Los Club of the St. Joseph Valley. however, are inclined to believe that Angeles, Calif., in memory of his de­ a general undercurrent of planning ceased father, Henry Dockweiler. The universal homage to the University. has been forming during the past medal is awarded to the senior in the In the principle address of the ev­ week with most parties holding back College of Arts and Letters who sub­ ening, the Reverend Charles L. O'Don- until the others come through with mits the best essay on some philo­ nell, C.S.C, president of the Uni­ preliminary announcements. sophical subject. versity, will speak before the Notre The medal is not awarded if the Dame Club of the City of New York. Many Tickets Expected essay is not of notable quality. Essays The Reverend Matthew Walsh, C. The selection of the dates is ex­ presented after May 1 will not be S. C, former president of the Uni­ pected to bring forth all of the tick­ given consideration. versity, will address the Notre Dame ets, however, as the various groups Club of the Saint Joseph Valley in begin active planning for victory the local observance of the night. The next May 9th. New Jersey Club Will Hold University Glee Club, under the di­ At the present time it is not defi­ Election Thursday, April 21 rection of Professor Joseph J. Casa- nitely known whether either Finneran santa, will entertain at this same or Ffrench, the two party leaders in There will be a meeting of the New gathering. the undergraduate classes, will at­ Jersey club Thursday evening, April Professor Charles Phillips will tempt to gather together the threads 21, at 7:45 in the basement of the speak at the meeting of the Notre of their organization of last year. new Law biulding. Officers are to be Dame Club of the Calumet District. Finneran, it is expected, will throw elected for the coming year and im­ Other memlbers of the Congregation his hat in the ring for the S. A. C. portant business will be discussed. (Continued on Pase 11) (Continued on Page 11) Six The Scholastic GirVs Number of ^Juggler' APODACA SPEAKS AT Appears on Campus Tonight A.B. FACULTY MEETING Treats On Ultimate Effects of Machine Production. 'MAC DOES COVER Gus Arnheim By Raymond Waters Miss Betty O'Byme Wins Prize To Play For Wednesday evening, Instructor Jos­ For Written Work; Sketches Senior Dance eph Apodaca, of the Economics De­ Of Miss Romanin Best. partment, delivered a talk entitled "The Ultimate Eifects of Modern Gus Arnheim and his "Ace Band Machine Productions" before thirty- By Edmund Stephan of Movieland" have been selected to five members of the Lay Faculty club With its feminine finesse and pleas­ play for the Senior Ball. This an­ of the College of Arts and Letters. ant humor the much looked for "Girl's nouncement was made today by Al Promises Don't Materialize Number" of the Juggler will be pre- Consolati, chairman of the music committee. In his talk the speaker explained This choice follows a nation-wide why the promises of a Utopia, which search for an orchestra which would was to be a result of the factory sys­ be, in the minds of the seniors, the tem, failed to materialize. "In so acme of musical perfection. far," he said, "as capitalism repre­ sents a step forward in man's pro­ Soprano Solist, Too ductive powers, it resembles the pre­ The band itself is composed of nine­ vious economic stages; but it differs teen artists. Each man in the band is radically from the previous stages in an accomplished soloist in the art of that it failed to give mankind a de­ his own instrument. There are sev­ gree of contentment commensurate eral singers with the band, including with the potentialities of machine the famous Arnheim Ensemble and production." trio, and Buddy Parkes, nationally Calling the machine "that tireless known novelty baritone. servant of mankind that can toil con­ In addition to the male chorus, tinuously without fretting or rebell­ Arnheim also boasts the soprano of ing," he explained that man, instead an artistic female performer. Those of using the servant to best advan­ who have heard her at the Winter tage, "has permitted the mechanical Gardens in Chicago speak highly of slave to go unbridled, to swallow raw Miss BETTY O'BYRNE her vocal ability. materials at a fantastic rate, to cre­ A Trinity girl ivith a "Juggler" key. Favorite on West Coast ate distressing holidays through un­ Arnheim and his orchestra are employment, to bring misery and sented to the student body this even­ originally from the West Coast, where starvation, and to distort man's sense ing. they played for many years at the of values." Cocoanut Grove near Los Angeles. Education Is Answer The Funny Fellow, faced with the They have also appeared in movies. difficult task of selecting the best of On his first trip to the mid-west, Education, through the medium of miladjr's work, has completed his la­ Arnheim was acclaimed and soon be­ schools, colleges and the press was bors in the most admirable fashion. came a ranking favorite in the musi­ recommended as a means of control- The outstanding humorist of the cal cycle of Chicago's night life. His ing high powered sales talk and false issue and consequently Juggler key first stand was at the beautiful Win­ advertising, "evils," he said, "which winner was Miss Betty O'Byrne, ter Gardens which he raised to the have set false ideals and standards of Trinity College, '31, whose work in first and highest spot in Chicago's living for the people." the words of Editor Gorman was "the cabaret list. The remedy for these evils of the best a girl has ever submitted to the In order to appear at the Ball, present working order of the 'ma­ Juggler" Arnheim was forced to turn down an chine production' he summed up in: offer to ap2)ear at the Palace Theater "When the attitude changes so that The art key goes to Miss Evelyn in New York and another offer to the artificial form subsides, protec­ Romanin of Cleveland, Ohio, a fre­ tion and monopoly privileges are no quent contributor. Her pen sketches play for the Ball at Penn State uni­ versity, thus sacrificing greater profit longer open to colossal industries, gave her the edge over capable Jane the cetralization and the large-scale Dow. to play before a Notre Dame gathering. Immediately after his performance enterprises will give way to agricul­ The cover, a pretty young lady with at the Ball, Arnheim will take his ture and to industries infinitely a prodigious mop of hair, was handled band to the Dells, near Chicago, where smaller in scope." efficiently by Miss Mavis Mac, Chi­ he will spend the summer satisfying cago studio artist, who drew the cover the musical taste of Chicago's and Do you know that women pay a bil­ for last year's "Girls' Number." Evanston's dancers. lion dollars a year for cosmetics? April 15, 1932 Seven POPULAR RADIO BAND Monogram Club Presents TO PLAY FOR LAWYERS Its ^Gold and Blue Review^ Invitations For Ball Will Be Distributed Next Week. HOFFMAN DIRECTS Ace Brigode and his fourteen-piece Louis Brennan jazz orchestra has been chosen to play Dances, Burlesques, Skits, and for the Lawyers' ball it was an­ Story Selected nounced this week by Harry Busscher, As 1932 Best Stunts of Lettermen general chairman of the affair. Score Success. Brigode, well known in the east, was for some time a feature of the Louis Brennan, prominent under­ By John E. Ryan WTAM radio station at Cleveland, graduate writer, will have his story Did you know that Paul Host'has and is now broadcasting from WCFL "Poisoner in Motley" reprinted in this the most delicate lips that have been in Chicago. This band has also year's edition of "The Best Short seen on the campus in many a played at Idorn Park, Youngstown, Stories of 1932." month? that NBC is after Charlie Ohio; at the Golden Pheasant restaur­ Confirmation of this came Wednes­ Palt? and htat Chuck Jashwich, alias ant in Cleveland, from which it did day when Brennan received a letter "Madam Zaza," can even tell you much of its broadcasting in that city, Hunk Anderson's latest signals? and played at the William Penn hotel These startling facts were all in Pittsburgh. brought out last night when the Mon­ ogram club presented its 1932 edi­ Guests Subpoenaed tion of the "Gold and Blue Revue." Busscher said that only recent­ Grecian Dance A Riot ly Brigode and his band finished a contract to make records for the With the Jugglers in the pit, the Columbia and Brunswick recording Monogram Chorus skipped through firms. This band makes a specialty several dances; Joe Pivamik chewed of novelty numbers. something that looked like leather but wasn't; and J. "Pepper" Perone Invitations to the Lawyers' ball this masqueraded as the Master of Revels. year will be in the usual form of sub­ The Grecian Dance was one of the poenas. Joseph Moran, chairman of best burlesques to appear in the Ab­ the program committee, has been surdities in the past several years. working on these and announces that It was undoubtedly the most absurd, they will be ready for distribution most hilariously funny feature that next week. The subpoenas and the the Monogram men have succeeded in programs for the dance may be pro­ doing. cured Wednesday and Thursday in Louis BRENNAN "Afternoon Becomes Electricity," the law club office of the first floor of concocted by the versatile Perone be­ the Law building. O'Brien liked his "Poisoner in Motley" tween four and five of a dusky morn­ Ticket Sale Arranged from Edward O'Brien, foremost critic ing up in Corby, surpassed his efforts Tickets, according to John T. Har­ of the short story, requesting his per­ at the recent Bengal Bouts. Perone rington, chairman of the committee in mission for reprint rights. and Pivamik are fighting it out to charge, will be issued so that each The story first appeared in Scrip decide whose hair takes the prize. lawyer may have two extra. Anyone last June, when Brennan was editor Madam Zaza failed to create the wishing to purchase a ticket should of the publication. Since that time consternation that threatened when see one of the foUovidng: Raymond J. it has received wide praise of a local it was announced that she "knew all;" Reardon, Walsh hall; Lawrence John­ nature. several members of the audience, to son, off-campus; John Manley, Walsh By this signal honor Brennan is our knowledge, held their breath hall; Joseph F. Deeb, off-campus; placed on the top rung of literary throughout the act wondering if a Lewis R. Gentili, Sorin hall, or Cai-1 accomplishment, which is the more new form of Stool Pigeon had been M. Cronin, Sorin hall. praiseworthy for his extreme youth. invented. Following is the letter received by Hallinan Scores Brennan: Students Nominate Prexy The show on the whole was a credit By IntercoUesiate Press. My dear Mr. Brennan: to Nordy Hoffmann and his hard­ Amherst, Mass., Apr. 14.—^A group I ask your formal permission to re­ working crew, though the dances of Amherst college students, led by print "Poisoner in Motley" in the were deser\'ing of special credit. The Patrick Healy, has proposed that the Best Short Stories of 1932. skit, "Oh! Professor!" which Paul student council go on record as ask­ Should you grant this permission, Hallinan had evidently dashed off in ing the college trustees to appoint it is understood and agreed that all a moment of unphilosophic haste, im­ Alfred E. Steams, headmaster of Phil­ rights in the story will remain vested pressed the audience as a notable ad­ lips Andover academy, as the new in you, so far as I and my publishers dition to the literary creations of the president of Amherst. (Continued on Page 27) campus. Eight The ScJwlastic

MAYOR OF CLEVELAND SPEAKER CONTINUES SURVEY WORK ADDRESSES LOCAL CLUB Father O'Hara Will Analyze Queries In Bulletin. Praises Students and Urges Cooperation With Alumni. Seven hundred-forty copies of the religious questionnaires, for the Reli­ [Picture on Page 11] gious Survey of Notre Dame stu­ dents, 1921-32, have been returned to "The men of Notre Dame have given the people of Cleveland a high the Reverend John F, O'Hara, C.S.C, opinion of the efficiency of the Uni­ Prefect of Discipline. A few more are versity, and of the students she turns needed before the required number is out," said Mayor Ray T. Miller of reached. Cleveland while addressing the stu­ The next Survey, which is the tenth dent representation from that city of the series, will be published in last Tuesday evening. February, 1932. The reason for the late publication date is that the ques­ Mr. Miller went on to discuss the tionnaires must be analyzed first. A current events taking place in the process which takes most of the time home city, and the public improve­ during the summer and fall months. ments being made there. In connec­ tion with this he advised those pres­ "All the questions the students re­ ent "to get interested in public af­ quested to be answered in the Daily fairs because a man with any civic Religious Bulletin I am answering pride should be interested in some Professor Clarence Manion of the now," said Father O'Hara. "I'll be phase of public life." Laiv School, tvho gave one of his busy with the questions the rest of perennially fine performances in the this month and part of May. When Urges Cooperation role of speaker at the Cleveland Club they are finished, I'll start the analy­ As is the custom at the present meeting last Tuesday evening. sis for the Survey." time the speaker made a remark to the effect that he supposed all the men were looking for work to be had HIMBERT READS THESIS; Advocates Change In during the summer, and he sincerely DEBATES CRIME NEWS Coach Selecting Policy hoped they would not be disappointed WITH PRESS FORUM in their prospects. By Intercollegiate Press. Concerning the club, the mayor New Haven, Conn., Apr. 14.—In "Should Crime News Be Suppressed pointed out the necessity of the ut­ the future Yale should pick its ath­ by Newspapers" was the title of a most cooperation between the local letic coaches without regard to where thesis read by Arthur Himbert at the organization and the alumni group they graduated, the Yale Daily News first meeting of the Press Forum for the purpose of keeping the grad­ declared editorially, recently. uates posted on the affairs of the Wednesday morning, April 6. In his University, and for the ultimate suc­ paper Himbert unearthed ample facts "There is no reason," the News cess in social affairs which is likely to sustain his contention that crime said, "why a graduate of Yale should to come from such a union. news should not be suppressed. make a better coach than a non-grad­ uate." Introduce Mayor and Wife In an open discussion that followed the reading of the paper Bobert Mc- The News criticized the university Mr. Miller was then introduced to CuUough, Circulation Manager of The for its alleged attitude in thinking it each member of the club, as was Mrs. Ave Maria, commended Himbert on could prove its football was not over­ Miller who accompanied the mayor his convincing bit of painstaking re­ emphasized merely by pointing to the on his trip. search. maintenance of its alumni-coach pol­ Professor Clarence Manion ad­ icy. dressed a few humorous remarks to Personally, however, he was opposed the audience, but got off easy with to the publication of all crime news. "There is little or no connection be­ the plea that the mayor had left Joseph Petritz, editor of the football tween the alma mater of the coach nothing to be said. However, he made Review, was of the opinion that re­ and over-emphasis," the News said. the statement that he was going to gardless of the steps taken there will As a matter of fact, the paper said, hold His Honor to all the promises always be many crimes in our cities the alumnus coach might feel he had he had made during the course of as crime and politics dovetail. to Avin his game with Harvard at any the evening. The purpose of the Press Forum cost. President Myron Crawford brought organized by Professor John M. Coo- "A good coach," the editorial said, the meeting to a close by urging all ney, of the School of Journalism, is "is a coach who can inspire men with the members to be present for the to acquaint the juniors in the intri­ ideas of good sportsmanship and who forthcoming election of oflScers for cate ways of thesis writing, and to knows that football is not everything next year which is to take place on provide current important topics in in the player's life, and who develops Thursday, April 21. The payment of the newspaper world for discussion. a moderately successful football team. dues has been removed as a qualifica­ About thirty juniors and seniors were In other words, a good coach looks at tion for voting. present at the first meeting. football in a sensible light." Ap)-il 15, 1932 Nine

N. D. COACHES IN MOVIES UBRARIAN SNAPSHOT CONTEST IS ANNOUNCED BY EDITOR Yarr and Schwartz Sign For Picture With Universal. Three Prizes Will Be Awarded Captain Tommy Yarr and March- For Best Campus Photos. mont Schwartz, Notre Dame's All- American football players, recently In a final effort to wind up the signed a movie contract with the Uni­ snapshot section of the 1932 Dome, versal Motion Picture Corporation. the editor is announcing another of A movie will be made this summer his cash prize contests. featuring all the members of Christy The prizes for this contest, which Walsh's AU-American team. Yarr will end at midnight on April 25, will and Schwartz, who at present are be: one five dollar and two two-dollar assistant coaches at Notre Dame, in­ awards. tend to leave for the coast about July 15. The first prize of five dollars will go to the person handing in the most When asked to make a statement pictui'es that will be of use in the Schwartz, speaking for the two, said: contest. The second prize ^vill be "We are anxious to visit the coast and awarded to the one presenting the not have to worry about beating best snapshot of a students' room. Southern Cal." The third prize will be awarded in consideration of originality of the snapshot in any view taken on the . Law Dean Speaks To Clubs Professor John Whitman of the campus. Pictures of things, outside Dean Thomas F. Konop, of the Laiv School, ivho will address the the campus will be considered, but College of Law, delivered two address­ more and more active Pre-Laio Club with restriction. The object is to get es before South Bend clubs last week. next Tuesday evening. His subject was "Sidewalks in Con­ a snappy ending for the book. gress." The clubs addressed were the The judges will be James B. Clark, Young Men's Club of the Methodist RUSSIAN COSSACK CHORUS managing editor; Leslie Raddatz, edi­ Episcopal Church, and the Y. S. TO GIVE PROGRAM OF tor; and Arthur Becvar, art editor. Men's Club. Send all contributions to J. B. Clark, The dean discussed the proceedings NATIVE FOLK MUSIC Room 137, Alumni hall, or in care of in Congress for the passage of rev­ the Dome, at the Publicaitons' office. enue bills. The Russian Cossack Chorus, world- famed musical organization, will pre­ Rutgers Is Privately Owned Ray Donlan, John Dorgan, and Oli­ sent a number of songs at 8 o'clock ver F. Field, graduates of the College Thursday evening, April 21, in Wasli- So Two Million Goes to Waste of Law, passed the March bar exam­ ington hall. By Intercollegiate Press. inations given by the state of Illinois. The program will be especially Freehold, N. J., April 14.—^Because unique in so far as the group will New Jersey has no state university, sing in various languages. Folk­ other than Rutgers, which is a pri­ Editor Charges That Students songs, ballads, and marches make up vate institution with state aid, more Cheat in Exams; Insult Prexy the main portion of the entertain­ than §2,000,000 in bequests and con­ ment. Music by Tchaikovsky, Turen- tributions intended for a state uni­ By Intercollegiate Press. cofl, Davidovsky and other noted versity have been lost, according to Montgomery, Ala., April 14.—Be­ composers are featured. Albert J. Dear, Jr., president of the cause it was thought by the board of Sergei Sokoloff directs the chorus. league for a free state university. trustees that an investigation would He has been with it for a number of That amount, he said has been be injurious to the college, a move­ years, and has been responsible for a given to a state institution, only to ment for an inquiry into affairs at greater portion of the success with find that Rutgers is a private insti­ Alabama Polytechnic Institute at Au­ which his singers have met on their tution. burn has been dropped. world-wide tour. His own arrange­ The investigation was asked hy ments of a "Medley of Folk-Songs'' Gilroy, Calif., April 14.—Twice in Victor H. Hanson, publisher of the and "The Ballad of Kudear" will be one week Will Rogers, Jr., son of the Birmingham News and The Age- sung. humorist, and a freshman at Stan­ Herald and a trustee of the college, ford university, was arrested on traf­ after reports of flagrant cheating by Co-ed Enrolls At Hobo College fic charges here. He didn't have any students in examinations and of a wisecracks ready for the police. department head's disloyalty to Brad­ By Intercollegiate Press. ford Knapp, the president. Hanson Chicago, Apr. 14. — The famous withdrew the request when Dr. Hobo college here was excited last Six trees given by members of Knapp said he knew of no disloyalty week when it received as one of its early graduating classes of Whitman and that he resented charges of students its first co-ed. She was a college have been planted at intervals cheating in examinations. buxom blonde from Nebraska. about the campus. Tern, The SeholaaHe

ELEaRICAL EPERT ACTOR S.B. GUILD CLOSES SEASON ASTONISHES AUDIENCE Bieme and Allingham Receive Acclaim in *'In A Garden." Dr. Thomas Works Wonders With Wires, Coils, Batteries. By John E. Ryan By Paul Foley Featuring the woi-k of two promi­ nent campus actors, Roger Paul Brilliant orange sparks crackled Bieme and George Allingham, the and eerie green lights flashed as Dr. Theatre Guild of South Bend closed Philip Thomas, consulting engineer of its season this week with the presen­ the Westinghouse Electrical company tation of Philip Barry's "In a Gar­ presided over his table of wires and den." coils in the auditorium of the Engi­ neering building, last Tuesday night. Since his arrival upon the dramatic Avhen he took part in the University The huge indirect lighting system Theatre's production of "Journey's of the auditorium flickered and went End," Bierne has pleased one audi­ out altogether under the impulse of ence after another, culminating his a photo-electrical cell operated by career thus far with the portrayal of the simple impulse of Dr. Thomas' Adrian Terry, the dramatist-lover of breath; the glare of a match proved EOGER BEIRNE He did more than justice to one of scene of the campus several years ago sufficient to cause their re-lighting .is Barry's fine play. the Doctor ran through his reper- Philip Bani/s best roles last Sunday torie of electrical miracles. evening in the TJieater Guild produc­ Bieme Plays Lead tion "In a Garden." With greater ease than he has Light Beam Obeys shown before, Bierne gave a remark­ Even the every-day telephone was Seminar Hears Paper On able interpretation of the emotional made to perform entirely alien, and stress under which Barry presents his amazing feat as the speaker manip­ Paternalism In Nat'l Gov't leading character. ulated the dial. The spoken word Allingham likewise carried his part over the microphone was made to op­ Erskine Edwards, freshman in the well, playing the former lover of the erate a light beam, which in turn College of Law, delivered a paper dramatist's wife. The difficulties of stimulated a photo-electric cell that Tuesday on "Paternalism" at the the third act, particularly on the obeyed commands to turn out lights, meeting of the economic seminar. small stage of the Jefferson school, switch on fans, and actually counted Edwards discussed paternalism in the provided obstacles which the cast was the numbers which the dial indicated. national government and brough 'ip forced to cope with as best it could, These many novel examples were, the problem as to what extent this yet the performance most certainly however, merely laboratory experi­ policy of centralizing the control of ranks with the best that the Guild, in ments to illustrate the extreme sen­ the country should be carried out. its highly successful season, has sitiveness of the "electric eye," or the A resume of Edward's paper is as accomplished. photo-electric cell, a by-product of follows: Miss Romona Dalenberg, Miss Vir­ the radio vacuum tube. ginia Byers, Mr. Albert Philion, and The growth of Paternalism, which Doctor Thomas, in addition to his Mr. George Fassnacht, all of South is excessive regulation of private experiments with this type of appa­ Bend, were the other members of the affairs and business methods of the ratus, commented extensively on the remarkable troupe of artists who people, has been concurrent in this various means of therostatic control, worked under the direction of James country with the centralization of and the harmonics of the electrical Casaday. power in the federal government. impulse. The government through a vast Ball In Charge bureaucracy now gathers antiquated Latest Senior Grades Are The speaker, who was formerly a and useless material which it fur­ For Honor Ratings Only member of the engineering faculty of nishes to business. Through the For­ Princeton university, was introduced eign Commerce service the govern­ by Hugh Ball, chairman of the Notre The list of seniors' grades which ment protects the foreign interests was posted recently is for honor rat­ Dame brance of the American Insti­ of domestic business. tute of Electrical Engineers, under ings only, and is not the basis upon whose auspices the lecture was given. The government has entered into which the qualitative average for the field of morals legislation through graduation depends. The list con­ such an act as the prohibition amend­ tains the averages for the first seven "As among the highest attain­ ment, and has attempted to legislate semesters and does not include the ments of civilization, every girl concerning child labor and the con­ present semester. The qualitative should prepare herself for a career, duct of education. Legislation in re­ average, however, is that of the eight but at, the same time should not lose gard to these problems should be semesters of the college cours. sight of marriage," said- Dorothy handled by the commonwealths rather The regulations governing the mat­ Becker, Temple university May Queen than thrust on the whole country ter are to be found on page 63 of the in a radio talk last week. through a minority. General Bulletin of the University. Api-il 15, 1932 Eleven

LAWYERS HONOR HOYNES HIS HONOR JAN GARBER TO PUY

Prominent Alumni Give Talks FOR K. OF C. FORMAL At Annual Law Banquet. Chairman Conway Announces Dean Emeritus Colonel William Final Plans For Dance. Hoynes was honored last evening by the Law club of the Notre Dame Jan Garber and his famous orches­ College of Law at a banquet held in tra have been selected to play for the the lay faculty dining hall of the aimual Formal of the Notre Dame University. The affair was scheduled council. Knights of Columbus, to be for March 21st, but was later post­ held May 6 at the Palais Royale. poned. Dancing is to be from 8:30 to 12.00. Among the prominent alumni who Gerald Conway, chairman of the were present at the banquet and who ball, who made the announcement of gave speeches were Ray T. Miller, an orchestra this week, stated that mayor of Cleveland; the Hon. J. Garber and his celebrated band are Elmer Peak, Superior Court Judge of at present in Kansas City broadcast­ St. Joseph county; G. A. Farabaugh; ing nightly, and that they will play William Bergen; Vitus Jones; Senator here as a part of a nation wide tour Robert Proctor of Elkhart, Indiana; MAYOR RAYJIOND T. MILLER they are making. Cities in which the James Deery, city attorney, Indianap­ Who spent several days on the cam­ band has had engagements are in olis; and Judge Fing, Mishawaka. pus ebiring the ])ast tveek and ivas a every section of the country, includ­ Last evening's banquet was the guest of the Cleveland club at a spe­ ing: Los Angeles, Detroit, New York, most successful of any of the previ­ cial meeting. Pittsburgh, Chicago, "St. Paul, and ous annual aiTairs. One hundred stu­ Miami. Garber's orchestra is noted dents and guests were present. Many Dr. Walsh To Lecture Here for its soft, slow music. of the alumni who attended were stu­ In Washington Hall Tonight dents at Notre Dame under Colonel Novel Favors Assured Hoynes. Tonight at 8:00 o'clock Dr. James The favors of the dance were also The name of Colonel Hoynes is held J. Walsh, M.D., will lecture in Wash­ announced by Chairman Conway, and in the highest esteem at the law ington hall on "The Mexico-Yucatan will consist of something novel in the school, the new building being named Situation." way of hammered brass with tinted in his honor. The history of his cam­ Dr. Walsh is widely known as a lec­ enamel baked fronts. The nature of pus life has truly been the history of turer and a physician, and especially these favors, however, is to be kept the College itself. to this campus having made an an­ secret till the night of the dance. nual trip here every year. His liome Three hundred and seventy-five N. D. NIGHT MONDAY town is New York City. tickets have been distributed by John (Qjntinued from Page 5) Cahill, chairman of the ticket com­ To Give German Concert mittee, among his assistants. Tickets of Holy Cross and the faculty will The German club of the University may be secured from: William Mur­ speak before neighboring clubs. is sponsoring a German concert to be phy, OfF-Campus; Jack Jaeger, Alum­ Hopes for a national radio hook-up given by twelve singers of the South ni hall; Irwin Crotty, Dillon hall; are being entertained. The clubs are Bend Tumerverein, Tuesday, April Peter Conncelly, Badin hall; August also co-operating with Alumni head­ 19th at 8:00 p. m. in the auditorium Von Boecklin, Lyons hall; Joseph quarters in arranging numerous pro­ of the Law building. All those in­ Dunn, Off-Campus; Joseph Nugent, grams from local stations throughout terested in music and in German are Walsh hall; Francis Marley, Sorin the country in an effort to bring the invited to attend. hall; Charles Bolger, St. Edward's proceedings to the attention of a hall; Samuel West, Carroll hall; and maximum number of friends. PRIMARIES ON APRIL 27th Charles Nash, Corby hall. In discussing the plans, James J. (Continued from Page 5) The sale will close May 1. Armstrong, Alumni secretary, said: "The Alumni office anticipates a more chairmanship against James Gerund, widespread observance in number and but whether this will deter him from Astronomist Visions World scope than any previous night; yes, in managing a Senior ticket is not A universe containing millions of spite of the depression. known. worlds, some of them dead and others "At the gatherings, several projects Kramer announced yesterday that inhabited by beings as far superior of the Association will be introduced. in order to be eligible for an office to mankind as men are to single cells, Movements by local clubs to sponsor in the senior class, the candidate is visioned by Dr. William D. Mac- retreats for members will be urged must graduate next year. Six hours Millan, professor of mathematical through an article by a New York of deficiency will disqualify the other astronomy at the University of Chi­ alumnus which is being sent to club contestants. cago. officers. New York and New Jersey The Blue Circle will be on hand to Six hairs said to have been cut alumni have been particularly aggres­ aid in keeping order at the polls on from George Washington's head have sive in furthering this type of activity the election dates, John Perone an­ been given to the New York Public in their respective communities." nounced today. Library. Twelve The Scholastic ^Juggler^ Keeps Pace With STEFFEL BACK ON CAMPUS

'Dome* Photographer Here For Leaders In National Poll Few Days; Praises Raddatz.

Joseph StefFel, official photographer LEADS IN MID-WEST for the 1932 Dome, returned to the Flowers And campus this week to spend a few California ''Pelican*' Receives Cheers Greet days with John Stoeckley, graduate Unanimous Choice of Len Donaghue manager of Publications. the West Coast. Steffel, who has been affiliated with White studios for several years, ap­ The Notre Dame Juggler sux-ged By Neil C. Hurley peared at Notre Dame this week in ahead in the mid-west division of the a new role. He is now manager of National College Comic poll this In a manner befitting the trium­ the College annual department of the week, it was announced today by Neil phant return of a national champion­ Arthur studios in New York. ship football team, Sorin hall last C. Hurley, editor of THE SCHOLASTIC. "The engravings of the pictures Tuesday welcomed back home Len The balloting is under the direction which we took earlier in the year are Donoghue, who for several weeks has of THE SCHOLASTIC, with the author­ great," he declared to Editor Leslie ization of the National College Comic Raddatz. "The detail of the Senior association. •and' Junior photos is well brought The California Pelican, thus far the out. The Dome will be one of the unanimous choice of the West coast best student annuals." editors, still retains its place at the Steffel is on his way from Syracuse head of the national list by amassing university, where he has just com­ a comfortable number of votes over pleted taking all of the pictures for any of tice other undergraduate hu­ the college year-book there. mor magazines. One Vote Per Editor Each editor of a university comic Wooten Speaks to Commerce publication is entitled to one vote, Men on Public Utilities which he may cast for any of the other magazines in his section. Win­ William Wooten, editor of "Public ners will then be sent to Russell Pat­ Utilities" magazine, addressed a terson, nationally-known artist; John group of Commerce seniors on the Lansinger, published of College Hu­ subject of regulation of Public Utili­ mor; and George Eggelston, editor of ties, Monday afternoon in the audi­ Life. CHARLES SPANGENBURG torium of the Law building. When the final victor has been es­ He left a class-mate talking to himself. "The right to regulate imposes the tablished by this group, they will be duty to protect," declared the speaker presented with an original drawing been incapacitated by an appendicitis who is one of the leading spokesmen by an outstanding American artist, operation. for utilities, and a cousin of the late not as yet selected. Alily-strewn path, flanked by Judge Wooten of the Notre Dame "Exact figures are not available," Law school. Hurley declared yesterday, "but it is blankets and brilliant-hued placards, "Publicity is necessary to protect safe to say that the leaders now are stretched from the creaky door of the Cornell Widovo, the Texas Long- traditional Sorin to the portals of the holding company as a untility in­ horn, the Wisconsin Octopus, the Len's room on the first floor. stitution. Utilities must confess the Pennsylvania Punch Bowl, the Cali­ Signs, calling attention to such faults of this form of organization fornia Pelican, and the Notre Dame flamboyant remarks as "Hi, Boy. Hi and show the good points which over­ Juggler." Boy," and "Well, Well, Len—What balance the faults," summarized the main theme of the lecture. A Qose Sectional Race Ho!" were pasted about the corridor walls. Others, such as the Rammer Jam- riier of Alabama, are still very much Taken altogether it was a splendid A new chapel and a new theater, in the running. At the present writ­ outlay, one that exen taxed the in­ standing side by side were dedicated ing it would be very difficult to pick genuity of Charles Spangenburg and last week at Rollins college. the ultimate sectional winner in any Willy Brown. When the truant Donoghue was division but the West, where Cali­ FOUND fornia seems to have the matter well sighted upon rounding the post-office, in hand. bells, in the hall were rung. Whis­ A brown leather brief case THE SCHOLASTIC some time ago re­ tles blew. Men cheered. Wardell bearing the initials C. H. W. has quested-that it might be allowed to shouted. been found. The owner may hold such a contest and was ^veii Spangenburg, just elected mayor have same by identifjring it at the permission of the National College of Notre Dame, and donnied in a the Lost and Found department. Comic Association. '(Continued on Page 14) April 15, 1932 Thirteen SCIENCE MEETING HELD Publicity Chairman Urges Papers Presented To Academy By Catizone, Wenninger. Price Reduction For Ball

The Notre Dame Academy of Sci­ FLAYS $5 FAVORS ence held its regular meeting last Monday evening, April 11, in Science Former Editor hall. Roy Catizone, secretary of the Visits Campus Sees Senior Ball As Ignoble Academy, presented a paper entitled Experiment If $12.50 Charge "Six Thousand Yeai's of Medicine," For Few Days while Fred Wenninger gave a bio­ Is Retained By Committee. graphical sketch of George Leopold Cuvier, great French scientist of the Emil L. Telfel, editor of THE The Senior Ball dance committee early nineteenth century. Both .pa­ SCHOLASTIC last year, returned to were urged today to slash the price pers were very interesting and were Notre Dame this week en route to his of $12.50, which they are asking for well received. home in New Jersey. Telfel has been a ticket. Edmund Brifz, chairman doing newspaper work on a tabloid of the Publicity committee, in an open Following the presentation of these letter declared that unless this was papers, a spirited business session done immediately the Ball would be was held during which an amendment "destined to become an ignoble ex­ to change the date of election of offi­ periment." cers from September to May was Stating that the chairmen have voted down. prepared a budget "with a 1929 at­ Announcement was made that a mosphere, but are asking the class to sound movie produced by the Eli Lilly pay with 1932 dollars," Britz upbraid­ Company, of Indianapolis, will be ed those in charge with fiery epithets. shown in Washington hall on May 18. The letter is said to be the opinion This movie is the only one of its kind of a majority of the members of the ever made and the College of Science Senior class. It follows: is to be considered fortunate in hav­ AN OPEN LETTER TO THE ing secured it for a showing at Notre SENIOR BALL COMMITTEE: Dame. Gentlemen: EMIL L. TELFEL The Senior Ball of 1932 is destined Magazine Carries Article A Texan shot his boss. to become an ignoble experiment if By Professor Kohlbrenner you persist in your intentions to main­ in Longview, Texas, where he served tain the price of |12.50 per ticket. as city editor. This is no idle warning,—you must Appearing in the April number of During his stay here, he addressed have given it thought, serious thought; the Catholic Educational Revietv is an your canvass of the senior class for article entitled "Beginnings of Fed­ a meeting of the present SCHOLASTIC staff. attendance pledges bears conclusive eral Government Relations to Educa­ testimony. tion," written by Bernard J. Kohl­ "The typography of the paper is brenner, instructor in the Department great," he told the reportorial divi­ Why should the Ball be a failure? of Education. sion. "Head-lines and splendid edi­ Because you have prepared a budget torial comment, coupled with a genu­ -vvith a 1929 atmosphere and ask the The article is a study of the pas­ ine appreciation of news values, are class to pay for its tickets with 1932 sage of the Federal Ordinances of making a name for THE SCHOLASTIC dollars; because no senior will pay a 1785 and 1787, and of their educa­ in the outside world. price of |12.50, knowing that approxi­ tional provisions. Mr. Kohlbrenner mately $5.00 will go towards "a favor, finds that there is no precedent in this "Features, a surprising amount of and only $4.00 towards an orchestra legislation for the extreme provisions news coverage, and a general atti­ for both the Ball and tea dance, giv­ in President Hoover's advisory com­ tude of aggressiveness and progres- ing him cause to wonder whether he mittee which urges the establishment siveness are counting strongly. It is is financing a senior "shower" or a of a Federal department of education. better than ever before." class dance; because you have allowed While working on the Texas tab­ the budget figures of past dances to loid, Telfel continuing the editorial take precedence over your common NOTICE! vehemence that last year won him sense, and are depending for financial Applications for the Specta­ the admiration of the campus, found support on pledges of sand. tors' Club are now being re­ his opposition using bullets instead Six himdred dollars has been lopped ceived. Blanks may be obtained of verbal rebuke. On one occasion a oif the budget so far, totally eliminat­ either from Edmund Stephan, bullet barely grazed his head, and ing decorations and publicity, and re­ president, 236 Alumni hall, or again, the publisher was severely ducing the favors budget. Does not from John Pick, secretary, 344 wounded when an aggressor, dis­ that caU for a price reduction in Alumni. turbed by Telfel's verbosity, shot him tickets? Is it forthcoming? Is it in the back. (Continued on Page 28) Fourteen The Scholastic RECITAL AT ST. MARH

Difficult Dramatic Pieces Are Presented by Jean Beach.

By Roy Scholz ger, suggested a plan by which the Members of the audience gathered Charley Weiss, the man about the men of South Bend would be offered at St. Mary's College on Tuesday campus who lives off campus. His the job of ushering in return for free evening last gained something of an attendance at the game. home is ours temporarily — South insight into the dramatic ability of Bend. The plan was accepted, and Charlie the young women when Miss Jean The first extensive traveling Char­ was given the job of organizing the Beach, of Chicago, 111., presented her lie ever did was walking from his club. He visited the executives of the recital. home to Notre Dame to witness some Miss Beach, who is studying under athletic contests. He cherished the the direction of Miss F. Theresa idea of receiving his higher education Chissholm, chose for her readings at this University, and has memories four numbers extremely difficult to of the time when Walsh was the Gold give. In Atelier, by Aldrich, a mono- Coast, and Sorin harbored athletes. drama, was the opening number, fol­ Paul Castner, who was the captain lowed by a scene from The Taming of of the hockey team, caused Charley the Shrew, in which Miss Beach did to stand on the banks of St. Joseph particularly well with the part of lake for hours at a time, watching Petruchio. in silent admiration, the skill of an Alfred Noyes' The River of Stars, expert hockey player. the story of an Indian girl and her lover, was decidedly well done, but Six In On A Pass Miss Beach, in closing her program With a smile he recalls the days with The Tivelve Pound Look, a one- when season passes were sold to the act play by J. M. Barrie, proved con­ business men of South Bend for five clusively that she is no mere dilettante dollars. Somehow or other he man­ in the fine art of play reading. aged to acquire one of them, and with J. E. R. his "gang" of six he used to march CHARLES WEISS toward Cartier field. One would en­ They ivouldn't give him a uniform. LEN DONOGHUE CHEERED ter with the pass which would be (Continued from Page 12) slipped back through a crack in the various concerns, colleges and high fence (there were many) to be used schools of South Bend, and by Fall frock coat with tails, and a bow tie, over again. over 1200 were enrolled in the Ushers stepped to the door-way and person­ After graduation from high school club. ally escorted the ex-absent student to Charlie's dream came true—^he en­ a hastily constructed "mike," which tered Notre Dame. On March 24th Knute Rockne ap­ was erected from a handy alarm clock pointed Charles Weiss associate man­ When the call for freshmen foot­ and a discarded floor lamp. ager of football and personnel man­ "Sorin is glad to have you back," ball candidates was issued he was ager of the stadium. During the first among the two hundred who an­ he shouted, aniid the cheers and part of this year he traveled with shouts of sixty or seventy of Sorin's swered. The aspirants were lined up the team. and all over six feet tall were given inmates. "And how's the operation." the 100 available uniforms. Charlie Directs Interhall But the world will never know about that operation. For this writer, was only five-eleven. Not to be At the end of the football season, daunted by this and still desiring to together with the once cheering however, he was without a job, and crowd, stole silently away after an be near the team he enlisted in the then was appointed manager of inter­ army of freshmen managers and soon hour of patiently listening to a scis­ hall sports, a position which he still sors-by-scissors account of what was cleaning uniforms and carrying holds. He organizes and directs in­ water. transpired before and after the ether terhall track, basketball, swimming, was applied. Works To Success golf, playground ball, and may at­ tempt for the first time an interhall He was an exact and diligent work­ tennis tournament. Depression? Just Publicity of er, and at the end of the sophomore Wrong Kind, Says Dr. Miller year we find him one of the twelve Besides attending to all of these By IntercoUesiate Press. managers surviving. duties, Weiss found time to help or­ Phaadelphia, Pa., Apr. 14.—"Pub­ ganize the German club of which he At this time the Athletic associa­ licity of the wrong kind," is what has is president, to hold the oflSce of sec­ tion was confronted by the problem made the depression so bad, accord­ retary and treasurer of the Ushers of procuring gatemen and ushers for ing to Dr. Clyde R. Miller of Colum­ club and to take an active part in the the new stadium. It was evident bia university, who spoke at the Uni­ activities of the Villagers. that at least 800 would be needed, versity of Pennsylvania here last which was too great a number co Thus, for the time being, is con­ week. hire, or recruit from the student cluded the story of a Man About the His theory can be summed up in body. Halpin, the new senior mana­ Campus who lives Off-Campus. "too unfounded optimism." April 15, 1932 Fifteen KNIGHTS ELECT DELEGATE BECVAR, ARTIST.ATHLETE HISTORY Louis Buckley Will Represent AMATEUR PHaOSOPHER N, D. Council at Capitol. Ed. Note: The follmving items have Numbers Among His Talents reference to events ivhich have taken Louis Buckley, district deputy of Football, Baseball, Golf. the Knights of Columbus and past place since the last issue of the SCHOL­ Grand Master of the Notre Dame ASTIC, but which have lost considei-- council, was elected by the council as able 7ieivs value because of their age. Versatility is probably Arthur Bec- delegate to the State convention to Hence the title. var's outstanding characteristic; he be held May 16 and 17 at Indianap­ is one of the best artists ever to olis. The election took place Mon­ Graduate manager of Publications, attend Notre Dame, a keen student of day at a meeting of the council in John Stoeckley, together with Jug­ philosophy, and at the same time an their Walsh hall chambers. gler men, Robert Gorman and Eugene athlete. In addition to doing art work for the Dome and J,uggler, he has As alternatives to Mr. Buckley, Ed­ found time to play interhall football, ward Barrett and Robert Streb were basketball and baseball, and to make elected. Reverend John Reynolds, the golf team. C.S.C, chaplain of the council, and Eli Abraham, financial secretary, Shines In "Dome" were also chosen to attend the con­ When the Dome of 1932 appears vention at the expense of the coun­ next month, Art Becvar will for the cil. Grand Knight James Collins first time really receive some of the will attend by virtue of his office. credit due him. He has been drawing Because of the work Professor for the Juggler for the upast two William L. Benitz has done in connec­ yeai-s, but his cartoons and wash tion with the building fund, the coun­ drawings, good as they are, do not do cil at the Monday meeting extended him justice. It is difficult for a real him a vote of thanks. artist to turn himself into a Peter Professor Daniel O'Grady addressed Arno once a month. In the Dome, the council concerning the attitude EUGENE FLECKENSTEIN however, he is more in his element. of present college men in comparison Did yoii- ever go to a convention and There he can do work in oils and in with that of men of former times. be elected chairman. pencil (his pencil sketch of the Rev­ Professor O'Grady read from books erend Charles L. O'Donnell, C.S.C, written by men who attended the Fleckenstein, sat in on the Mid-West drawn from life, is one of the best universities of England in the latter College Comic convention during the likenesses of the president ever made). nineteenth century. vacation days. Fleckenstein was hon­ Intent on becoming a good artist. A brief entertainment was pre­ ored with the chairmanship of the Art last summer took a course in sented by a novelty band from South session. Venice. The water colors which he Bend. made there were exhibited abroad, at the library here, at.a water-color ex­ Fourteen members of University hibition in New York, at the Hoosier Miss Johnson Takes A Good politics classes preferred a four-day Salon in Chicago, and at various ex­ Picture, So Prof. Marries Her trip to Washington to a visit hom.e. hibits in South Bend. The pictures Chaperoned by Professor Paul Bar­ contain all the brilliance and romance By Intercollegiate Press. tholomew, the students scanned every of Venice itself. Abilene, Tex., Apr. 14.—Miss Carol nook and crevice of the Capitol, heard Johnson, a beauty queen at Simmons Senate debates, suggested depression The Romanticist university, is to sail for Holland this remedies. month to be married, following a ro­ Becvar, essentially masculine, de­ mance of two years which begun be­ lights in going to art exhibits where cause her picture was in the college Chicago and Met Club Eastern middle-aged women, who fancy them­ selves artistic, tell him how romantic year-book as one of the pretty girls dances were social, and, much more he is. He returns from these ex­ on the campus. important these days, financial suc­ hibits to laugh over them as he eats Dr. A. L. Van Assenderp of Hol­ cesses. "Bud" Groves and Ed. Kosky unromantic stew and pudding (in the land, a youthful university professor, are once more getting their usual quota of sleep. cafeteria at that) before going to his saw her picture in the year book and room to read unromantic philosophy wrote to her. The correspondence or to draw unromantic pictures of the developed, and two months ago Dr. Notre Dame debaters locked horns Law building for the Dome. Assenderp came here to see his with an alert University of Florida fiance. That settled things. squad a few days ago on the ques­ tion of government planning in in­ The twenty-four fraternities at Twenty-five pupils are now attend­ dustry. Many a word flew thick and Stanford university have been barred ing school in a little building erected fast, but the audience, acting as from further rushing or pledging ac­ on recently reclaimed land where the judge, went the way of the southern­ tivities until next November as a re­ waters of Zuyder Zee rolled less than ers. sult of charges of illegal tactics be­ two years ago. (Continued on Page 27) tween the fraternities. Sixteen The Scholastic N. D. Grad Begins Articles CONVENTION TO BE HELD

Law Students Will Stage Mock On German Academic Life Political Convention. The folloiving article by William Before one is admitted to one of Karl, dispatched from Berlin early these universities he must have "made Students in the College of Law are this month, is the first of a series his arbiturium," which means he must making preparations to hold a mock tliat -will appear in THE SCHOLASTIC have passed the final examinations Democratic convention during the first on German student life. which are given as soon as he has week of May. The purpose of the spent the required time in the "Real- convention is to train the law stu­ Karl, loho was neivs editor of THE gymnasium" or school of equivalent dents in parliamentary organization SCHOLASTIC last year, is at present and practice. studying aeronautics at the Berlin Technical college. Ninety-five delegates will represent the entire college membership at the The editors believe the folloiving meeting. Each class will elect one and future dispatches present one of delegate for every ten students or a the truest pictures of German devel- major fraction thereof. In the con­ oppment since the war. THE SCHOL­ vention there will be twenty-three ASTIC, proudly printing them, believes classes represented, each of the their significance loill be more than classes being considered as a state. local. The following students constitute the committee in charge of this con­ By William Karl vention: H. A. Busscher, J. A. Bitter, SPECIAL CORRESPONDENCE T. A. Cannon, T. J. Morawski, S. A. To the Notre Dame SCHOLASTIC News Dept. Bontempo, H. P. Giorgio, and E. J. Copyright 1932, by Notre Dame SCHOLASIIC. WILLIAM KAKL Hart. BERLIN, April 4.—The economic He's learning hoiv to fly in Judge William M. Cain, and Dean transition of the past decade has so the Fatherland. Thomas F. Eonop are the advisers of altered the German academic picture grade. No other entrance require­ the proceedings. They are in • charge that a good deal written prior to the ment is, as a rule, required. of the election of delegates and the war would not be so antiquated as to After the applicant has filled out general handling of the convention. present absolute distortion of fact If the necessary papers, he pays his fee, applied to the present. according to where and when he will Furthermore, the films have done be matriculated. Philosophy Majors To Be At the appointed day and hour, their share in showing what Univer­ Examined On May 9th sity life is not, even as life on the after ha\ang received a student card American college campus has been and a "belegbuch," or schedule book, manufactured for the benefit of the those to be matriculated meet with Comprehensive examinations for theatre going public. the "Rektor," who gives a short ad­ arts and letters students majoring in dress of welcome and a few words of philosophy will be held May 9 in Post-War Attendance Large advice, proceeding then to shake the Science hall, the Reverend Charles C. Since the pre-war period, the at­ hand of each candidate. This is all Miltner, C.S.C., head of the depart­ tendance at German universties has of the German ceremony. ment, announced yesterday. risen 75%, with the male figures Rektor, the Greater Students registered in the combined surging upward to a 49% addition. Since these matriculations are. held A.B,-LL.B. program will be examined It is to be added, too, that the largest about twice a week over a period of in Room 301. All other students will proportion of students are from fami­ six weeks, the Rektor, or President, be examined in Room 311. Examina­ lies of lesser means. is able to personally greet everyone tions will begin promptly at 4 o'clock. This mass production of graduates, who enters the University, even in so Unless for reasons of serious illness continually producing keener compe­ large an institution as Berlin with or authorized absence from the Uni­ tition, coupled with the already men­ its 15,000 students. versity, failure to be present for these tioned difficult financial circumstances After matriculation the student examinations will prevent the student in which most students find them­ makes out his schedule, writing each from graduating in June. selves, has succeeded in producing a course, its number and hours per type of student who knows where his week, in his "belegbuch." goal lies and seeks the shortest path This he hands in at the office with Pre-Law Club Notice! to it — a type, be it said, that is a self-addressed envelope and in a Pre-Law club members will meet in different from those whose career the few days he receives a bill for the the Law building Tuesday evening at war interrupted. semester, corresponding in size to the eight o'clock according to an an­ Today there are about 35 universi­ number of hours he has chosen. This nouncement by Francis Fallon, presi­ ties and technical colleges in Ger­ bill must be paid at the post office dent. many, all of them state-owned; which, before the "belegbuch" may be called Tickets for the Law Club formal as one can see, provides a much to be for. will be available to each member of desired uniformity in curriculum. (Continued in next week's SCHOLASTIC) the junior organization and one guest. April 15, 1932 Seventeen BALL MODERNISTIC AT K.C. TO-NIGHT

Joseph A. Toussaint Raymond L. Pfeiffer

First Formal Stoneburner To Of Miss Mary Mahin Miss Mary K. Walter Engineers Club Furnish Music

Everything is in readiness today The music will start at nine o'clock popularity with Notre Dame students. for the first annual Engineers' Ball and continue until midnight. Presi­ The programs for the dance are in ever to be given under the auspices dent Pfeiffer has arranged that stu­ black and gold. The dances are of the Engineers' club. General dents attending the dance will be named for the six departments of the Chairman Joseph Toussaint and his allowed twelve-thirty permissions. College of Engineering and the four band of committeemen completed The Kilties are well known in classes, senior, junior, sophomore, preparations early this morning for South Bend by virtue of their long and freshman. what promises to be one of the best engagement at the South Bend Inn. of the season's social activities. Pfeiffer Is President The band has enjoyed considerable The officers of the Engineers' club Black and Silver are Raymond L. Pfeiffer, president; The dance is to be held at the THE COMMITTEES Francis J. O'Connor, vice-president; Knights of Columbus ballroom in Daniel F. Cassidy, secretary; Peter South Bend, with Glenn Stoneburner General Chairman — Joseph Toussaint. Barbeck, junior secretary. Pfeiffer and his Kilties furnishing the music. will have as his guest Friday night The ballroom has been decorated with Decorations — Nate Altman, chairman; Al White, NobleHar- Miss Mary Kathryn Walter, of South a modernistic motif under the direc­ baugh, Eay Boyce, Hugh Ball, Bend. General Chairman Joseph tion of Nate Altman, chairman of the Jack Lambert, Leo Freitas, Ed­ Toussaint will accompany Miss Mary decorations committee. The black ward Eiley, Nate Lerman, Pete Mahin, also of South Bend. and silved color scheme usually as­ Trolio, Len Blommart, Jim Mal­ sociated with things modernistic will colm, Adrian Waskerman, and Patrons Are Announced Russell Gramer. be utilized by. the engineers, but the The patrons for the dance were an­ play of changeable colored lights up­ Tickets. — Frank Murray, nounced last week by Gerald Hodges, chaii-man; R. Fitzsimmons, T. on the huge fan-shaped designs will chairman of that committee. The lend an original effect. David, T. Skeehan, E. Calhoun, F. O'Connor, L. D. Lopker, E. Reverend Thomas Steiner, C.S.C, The center of the stage in the rear Troy, G. Shields, R. Shields, M. dean of the College of Engineering, will be adorned with a semi-elliptical Saleh, and J. Andres. is an honorary patron. Others in­ fan in black and silver. The wings Arrangements—Felix Frank. clude Professors A. J. Boyle, E. A. will be decorated with quarter ellipses Coomes, V. F. Fagan, P. I. Fenlon, Publicity—Gregory Franzwa. of the same design. The background F. W. Horan, F. W. Kennck, E. G. consists of black crepe paper and in the Patrons—Gerald Hodges. Mahin, J. A. Northcott, R. E. Rich, R. J. Schubmehl, W. L. Shilts, K. B. centei- of the stage behind the orches­ Program—Joseph Nugent and tra there will be a revolving cylinder John Bleeg. Smith, and K. R. Weigand, all of the of varied colors. College of Engineering. Eighteen The Sckolastie

SHE'S A MAN QUITE A freshman at St. Mary's college by the name Wellesley college girls have adopted a resolu­ of Garbo is on the football team. Imagine 100,- tion to not speak to each other as they walk 000 rabid fans yelling Garbo. across the campus. They claim that greeting the same person three or four times a day is an­ noying. SHEATS AND KELLY The director of the College Players at the Uni­ CABBAGES versity of Dayton is a man by the name of Frank­ enstein. Northwestern university is seeking geniuses. It will sponsor a special freshman class next year for child wonders and expects to graduate them ABSURD at a faster pace than the ordinary student. "It's an ill wind . . .". The theft of the cos­ tumes intended for the performance of Spanish EXERCISE Blades by the Princeton Triangle club resulted in Three Washington university students were ar­ the most successful presentation ever given by rested for attaching a freshman to a flagpole the students. The "chorus girls" appeared in pulley and running him to the top. trousers and the beards of the leading "ladies" glistened gloriously under the spotlights as the audience roared in enjoyment at the latest edition ON REQUEST of the comedy of errors. Announcement in the Wellesley College Neivs: "As an experiment, smoking shall be permitted ALL THERE in students' rooms in all brick dormitories be­ tween 6:45 and 10 p. m. This might be interesting to you pre-medics, "The door and transom must be closed in any pre-lawyers, etc. Did you know that for every room in which students are smoking. 10,000 families in these United States there are "A student must stop smoking on the request 50 physicians, 41 lawyers, 22 dentists, and 76 of another student who is seriously annoyed by it. ministers? We didn't either. "Students must provide ash trays and metal waste baskets." TRIANGLE The dean of J^ebraska university lists three WISDOM AND EGOISM reasons for freshmen flunking out: love, intoxi­ At a certain eastern college a professor recent­ cation, and faculty intelligence. ly called for notebooks. One of the Rip Van Winkles who had slumbered through the course CULTURE, AT LEAST purchased a tattered book from a student in a previous class. A few days later, the instructor "Nut Culture" is one of the courses offered at who had graduated a few years before, returned Oklahoma A. and M. college. In order to prevent the notebook with the comment, "It's a good book, any ambiguity the catalogue adds, "study of pe­ but I can do better now." cans, walnuts, etc., not maniacs." REACTIONARY SAFE University of Heidelberg scientists have been Massachusetts Institute of Technology has 12,- studying a man with gill slits and a rudimentary 000 locks with 40,000 keys to safeguard rooms gill in his back. They believe him to be a "throw­ and buildings on the campus. back" from the evolutionary long ago. ^r April 15, 1932 Nineteen EDITCC'-T PAGE

*'WORDS, WORDS, WORDS" Father O'Donnell proved Mr. Boyd-Carpenter Some time ago an article entitled "A Briton was talking through his hat. He was made to looks at American Education," written by Mr. appear ridiculous in the eyes of the people who John Boyd-Carpenter, appeared in the London are sure of the facts—^the intellectual achieve­ Saturday Revieiv. In the article the author took ments of Notre Dame. a rather sneering attitude towards American edu-. V cation in general, and was particularly sneering ACTIVE LETTER'MEN about what he called the "intellectual pretensions" Seldom is an undergraduate organization of Notre Dame. self-supporting through its campus activities. It is not the intention of THE SCHOLASTIC to The Monogram club, who this week are hood­ reply to an obviously ignorant and unfair attack. winking the public in Washington hall, will The reply has already been given; it is far more take the proceeds from the "Absurdities" to able than any THE SCHOLASTIC could make. The finance a private and exclusive dance on May 17. Reverend Charles L. O'Donnell, C.S.C, president The letter winners, right in their principle, of the University, in an open letter to the editor are to be applauded for their initiative. None of the Saturday Revieiv which was given promi­ begrudge their success, financially or socially. nent notice in the press, clearly refutes the statements of Mr. Boyd-Carpenter. V Father O'Donnell shows that Mr. Boyd-Car­ NEXT FOURSOME PLEASE! penter, to put it bluntly, does not know what he If there is any one place in all the world is talking about. Of course not. If he did know, where cooperation between patron and custo­ then the article was a purely malicious and false mer is indispensable it is a crowded golf course. attack. If he did not know, then the article The highest spirited of mashie wielders can should never have been written until the author have his day utterly ruined if things do not run was sure of his facts. And it would have been a along in a comparatively smooth manner on very easy matter to make sure, as Father O'Don­ and about the fairways. nell points out. The intellectual achievements of Last Saturday afternoon three hundred stu­ Notre Dame are on record for all to see. News­ dents scampered about the Burke Memorial papers and magazines, among other mediums, golf course from 7:00 in the morning till 6:00 have made them known not only to scholars and at night. The managing personnel had evi­ scientists but to the public in general. dently not anticipated such a turn-out and was In his reply Father O'Donnell asks, "Is it al­ little short of non-plussed by the presence of together unreasonable to expect men like Mr. the milling mobs about the first tee. At 12 :B0, Boyd-Carpenter to know what they are talking five different foursomes stood on the elevation about? Is it asking too much that they inform before the club-house, and, with many a dark themselves before setting out to inform the pub­ and menacing look, claimed priority in the lic?" In those two questions lies the point of this starting line. editorial. The management's attempt to clear up the Only too often attacks against Notre Dame and situation by examining the serial numbers on against American education in general are point­ the tickets issued went to naught. Men who less and absurd because the writer is drawing had played earlier in the day naturally held the conclusions from incorrect data or even from no lower numbers, but of course should not have data at all. In fact, this accusation may be made been permitted to depart first, because of this against the fulminations of nearly all of the pres­ fact. ent day crop of destructive writers. In the final Future complications of this nature can easily analysis, their articles are only "words, words, be averted if students and the management words." Father O'Donnell shows that Mr. Boyd- make use of the bag rack in front of the tee. Carpenter's article is, evidently, no exception. Forty Individuals can be accommodated in this THE SCHOLASTIC'S final comment is that manner, and everybody will be happy. Twenty The Scholastic

# SPCCTS # Golfers To Open Against Valpo

Capt. Redmond, Fehlig, Lead Links ANDERSON DRIVES GRID Team In Match Here To-Morrow SQUAD IN SPRING DRILL days, a decent accomplishment at this Practice Features Hard Work; early date. Prospects For Fall Bright. Weather Delays Play for Team The varsity-frosh match played Positions; Varsity Downs Sunday gave the first indication of Frosh in Practice. the strength of the squad but weather Two weeks of spring football prac­ conditions that were far from ideal tice has rolled by. During this time marred much of the play. Captain Coach "Hunk" Anderson, together The opening shower of divots of the Redmond and Gostisha, playing sec­ with his staff of assistants, have Notre Dame varsity golf season is ond and third positions for the vai'- gotten a line on the candidates that scheduled to let fly tomorrow. The will shape up for the season of 1932. niblick swingers from Valparaiso uni­ sity turned in the best cards of the versity, a few miles day for their team. Redmond's 80 Left Half Vacated down the interur- was good enough for first honors with The left halfback post, lately vacat­ ban tracks, will Gostisha crowding freshman Bill Cole ed by Marchmont Schwartz, seems to fui-nish the opposi­ with an 82. Cole carded an 81. hold major attention. In the two tion. Redmond's varsity squad topped the scrimmages thus far there have been Positions on the yearlings by a slim 25-20 margin. four or five candidates that have stood Irish squad were left hanging fire Fehlig dropped his match to Cole, 1-2. out. Among the players that have this week by an adverse spell of Montedonico Avon fx-om Schmidt by thus "carried on well" are: Mike Ko- rainy weather. The challenge matches the same margin but the combination ken, Nick Lukats, Al McGuff, and for the places were due to be com­ of Fehlig and Montedonico were top­ Frank LaBorne. pleted this aftei-noon. Vince Fehlig pled by the freshman duo in the dou­ At the fullback position, Rube and Captain Bill Redmond, playing bles compilation by the same score. Grundeman, Fred Carideo, and Jim Nos. 1 and 2 respectively, were to Redmond halved his singles match Leonard seem to stand out as con­ clash yesterday for the lead position with Henry, and though Gostisha out- tenders for the line-smashing job. in the Valpo match. scored Martin by enough to take a Right halfbacking seems to be mo­ 3-0 singles decision, the varsity dou­ nopolized by Ray Brancheau, who is John Gostisha and Johnny Monti- turning in some excellent work. donico, Nos. 3 and 4, also battled yes­ bles combination dropped the match terday for the right to advance their by another 27I score. Veeneman and John Tobin looks well at this block­ standing. The winner of the match Moore, playing fifth and eighth in the ing position also. There are others will meet the loser of the Fehlig-Red- singles and teaming in the doubles, who show promise and during the mond battle this afternoon to de­ gave the varsity score its biggest next few scrimmages they may indi­ termine the No. 2 man in tomorrow's boost by sweeping their singles and cate their strong bid for a berth. lineup. doubles matches to garner nine points. Laurie Vejar indicates that he is in the running at the quarterback job. Opening the play against Valpo, The results : His work is commendable and smirks the doubles competition will be played Varsity Frosh of the possibility that next season he in the morning. In this, as in the 1. Fehlig (84) C>)le (81) is going to do considerable signal singles, the Nassau scoring system, 4. Montedonico (89) Schmidt (92) (82) calling. giving one point to the winner of each 2. Redmond (80) Henry 3. Gostisha (82) Martin (91) Experience Helped nine and one to the winner of the 5. Veeneman (43) Albert (48) 18-hole match, will be followed. 8. Moore (44) Lehan (49) Taken all in all, the backfield this La Londe (88) The singles .play will be started 6. O'MaUey (89) season seems to indicate that it has 7. Slader (86) Zimmer (87) profited by the actual game experi­ immediately after the squads have (86) 9. Culver (86) Flanigan ence it received last fall. There seems had a bit of lunch. The combinations 10. Nelmes (92) Olson (94) to be employed by the Notre Dame to be a sureness present now, that squad in their morning doubles com­ Sylvia Thompson, who at 27, is the did not exist after the graduation of binations depended largely on the author of three popular novels and such stars as Carideo, Brill, MuUins, outcome of the matches this after­ the mother of two children, believes 1 and others. noon. The delay in the intra-team that novelists cannot be good in their In the line there are some outstand­ play makes it necessary for two of profession if they are too happy and ing individuals that are sure to land the men to play 72 holes in three contented. (Continued on Page 25) Ajyril 15,1932 Twenty-one

TRACK SQUAD DRILLS FLAYS RULE CHANGES BASEBAU TEAM FACES FOR OUTDOOR SEASON WISCONSIN AND CHICAGO

Kansas and Drake Relays To Open With Badgers Today; To Open Spring Schedule. Play At Midway Tomorrow.

"With the indoor track season just completed and somewhat of a rest Prospects for a good season were during Easter vacation, the track voiced by Coach George Keogan as team is now looking forward to the he sent his charges through their 1932 outdoor season with fairly opti­ last minute tuning up maneuvers for mistic eyes. today's game with Wisconsin, and for the tussle tomorrow with the Uni­ Three dual meets, one of which is versity of Chicago at Chicago. at Notre Dame, two relay carnivals, the C. I. C. meet, and the National Inclement weather has kept the CoUegiates completes the spring team inside for the greater part of schedule. the spring training and lack of ac­ tual playing may take its toll. Both Nicholson Undecided Wisconsin and Chicago have engaged Coach Nicholson is undecided as to in at least one contest, and have whether he will have a one-mile or a shown they have the makings of good two-mile relay team entered in the teams. Kansas and Drake relays. He is sure, COACH GEORGE E. KEOGAN Palt To Get Assignment however, that we will have a couple Objects to alterations of basketball of teams running. code on the grounds that they favor Captain Charlie Palt will probably Middle-distance material is especi­ too strongly the defensive team and get today's pitching assignment, and ally plentiful on the squad. Among minimize the reward for offensive either Charlie Mannix or Golden will the quai-ter-milers are such veterans strategy. twirl against the Maroons tomorrow. as Alex Wilson, "Mickey" Macbeth, Joe Sheeketski will be behind the bat. Charlie Kelly, Scanlon, Vettel, Oberg- fall, Kuhn, and Bradley. NATIONAL SQUASH CHAMP Chicago will relp on the veteran Henshaw, generally recognized as the In the half-mile a quartet of prom­ TO PLAY EXHIBITION best hurler in the Big Ten. If the ising men are available in addition to HERE TUESDAY Notre Dame sluggers can get by him Alex Wilson who will probably repeat the season will have all the earmarks his appearance in the longer distance. Walter A. Kinsella, retired world's of becoming a highly successful one. Clyde Eoberts and Ray Troy gar­ open undefeated squash champion for 'Slim' Summerville, whom Captain nered points in several of the indoor fourteen years, now general manager Palt defeated for the Chicago city meets and have been showing im­ of the Squash Courts Construction Di­ league title in 1928, will most likely proved form out of doors. vision, Brunswick, Balke, CoUender get the call for the Badgers. Joe Young, sophomore runner who Company, New York City, will visit was forced from indoor competition Notre Dame on Tuesday to play an The Chicago game will mark the by a tobogganing injury, is rapidly exhibition of squash racquets with first time a Notre Dame baseball getting back into shape for a come­ "Hunk" Anderson and Donald Dugan, team has played against the Windy- back. Brant Little, former star at '34, at the handball courts, 10:00 a.m. City outfit in twenty years. the 880, is also essaying a return to The game of squash racquets has New Infield for N. D. form after more than a year out of been recognized for some time as one the win column. of the greatest contributing factors Ah entirely new infield with the Captain McCormick in Sprints in the development of speed and foot­ exception of Denny O'Keefe at third will make its appearance. First base, In the sprints Captain Bill McCor­ work in connection with training for the position left vacant by Bill Sul­ mick continues to lead the field and football, basketball, baseball and kin­ livan, now with the White Sox, will may see action at the Kansas and dred sports. Squash is the most pop­ be taken care of by either Russ Stem- Drake games. Ed Gough is back in ular indoor game today, and about a per or Cummings. Paul Kane and training after a lay-off caused by an year ago, an intercollegiate associa­ Hayes are in the lead for the regular injured muscle. Murphy and Huller tion was formed to promote active second base berth, and either Jim are both being drilled at the century competition among colleges, which at Bosco or Palmisani will toke care of and furlong distances. present includes Yale, Harvard, Dart­ mouth, and Princeton. short. Denny O'Keefe, a veteran of Jim Fagan, a sophomore, should two seasons and a former captain, collect points in the high hurdles if will be stationed at third. his work continues to improve. Pore- Students wishing to become edi­ don may come through in the low hur­ tors of the Carletonian, Carleton col­ In the outfield Coach Keogan has dles and the highs to boost the Irish lege newspaper, are required to com­ a wealth of material. George Kozak, totals. Rohrbach and Slattery will pete for the jobs by writing editor­ Jim McGrath, Will Lomasney, Dugan, compete for honors in the pole vault ials in a special examination. Thir­ O'Connor, and Cronin, are all battling (ContinHed on Page 28) teen took the test this spring. it out for a regular position. Twenty-two The Seholaatie NICK LUKATS TO JOIN Splinters From The Press Box VARSITY NET SQUAD

By James S. Keams Grid Ace To Report Soon; WINNING STREAKS Squad Tourney Advances. Spurred on by the unfinished run of 16 victories hung up by this year's cagers, we have been poking around in the basketball records this past while Notre Dame varsity tennis stock and have come up with this: soared to a new high this week with the announcement that Nick Lukats, In 1908-09 the Irish, led by Pete Vaughn, played forty games. They erstwhile line smasher of the foot­ won 33 and lost 7. Twenty-two of the wins came in succession between ball squad, will turn his attention to Dec 23 and Feb. 10... The Buffalo Germans finally smashed the chain the net team in a few days, in a seri­ with a 34-22 victory. They repeated the following day with a 31-18 win. ous effort to gain a place. Among the unusual features of the season was a 13 game Southern trip Lukats should add more than a during the holidays. The Christmas present was a 64-14 win, and the New little strength to the racquet wield- Year's Day celebration included a double header with the Mobile A. C. Notre ers, as he has shown outstanding Dame won both games. tennis ability in former years. The Modem winning streaks, against the cream of the collegiate cage talent, Gary ace won numerous titles and were climaxed in the '25-'26, '26-'27, and '27-'28 seasons, all under ^he direc­ tournaments during his high school tion of Coach George Keogan. In '25-'26 the Irish won 19 out of 20, losing only career at Froebel. Included in his to Franklin, and completing the year with an unfinished run of 12 victories. conquests is the city championship of Gary. Picking up the winning streak in the winter of '27-'28, the Keoganites ran up seven triumphs for a record of 19 straight before Franklin again In addition to the announcement of stepped in. They finished out the year with 12 triumphs for another Lukats' intention to compete for a record of 19 out of 20. The following season they copped five games place on the team, the most impor­ before Minnesota measured them to cut off their record at 17 straight. tant development on the tennis front was the progress of the elimination While comparisons are always odious, we would offer, as a personal opinion, tourney into the second round. All the judgment that the feat of this year's team was the greatest of any of these the candidates for the team have been victory records. Wimiing 18 out of 20 games against the competition they matched in the large bracket with the encountered and handicapped as they were by sickness and injuries, marks object of weeding out the material them as at least the equal of any of the Keogan-coached Notre Dame teams. more rapidly than could be done in Considering Coach Keogan's record of having won 56 out of 62 games any other system. in his three previous peak years and his total mark of 151 victories Because of the delay in running off against 56 defeats, such a label naturally means the "greatest Notre the tourney and the consequent lack Dame teams." of preparation of the Notre Dame PROS B'GOSH squad, the opening meet scheduled The difference, it would seem, between an admission charge at LaSalle, for today against the Indiana State m., and one at Dyche stadium, Evanston, is enough to brand Phil Seghi of Teachers, of Terre Haute, was post­ Northwestern as a professional. Incidentally it cost him the captaincy of the poned until some 'time late in May. Wildcat baseball team. Among the filed of aspirants re­ Unless the daily press has hashed the facts, the reason for Seghi's ousting maining in the running for tam was the fact that he took part in a football game at LaSalle, 111., for which places are Louis Chreist, winner of an admission fee was charged. Just that. THE SCHOLASTIC'S fall tennis meet, Carl Meyer, the runner-up, Dick Unless we're wrong, there were a few football games at the Purple Kelly, a semi-finalist, and several stadium last fall that ran under the same general principles as far as other players who went far in the the spectators were concerned. Why, then, aren't all the members of the six round tournament. squad, from Pistol Pug Renter and Merry-Man Meenan down, profes­ The matches of the opening round sionals? and the scattered bits of play in the It is possible that there wasn't any character built in the game at La Salle. second matches have brought some If that's it, we could understand: the privilege of watching the characters promising material to light. The loss sprout in a college game is too great to go unpriced. of Captain-elect Joe Borda and the graduation of the majority of last WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME year's varsity team has been a severe The sports editors all over the country went into the morgue last week for loss, but the candidates have shown the familiar story headed "Lott To. Quit Tennis." George has been doing It more polish than was expected for for so long that most people can quote his statement verbatim. this early date. It mightn't be a bad idea for C. C. Pyle to take George in charge. Teamed with Sir Harry Lauder, he could make the greatest farewell tour NOTICE! on reeturd. But, as oar pal Bryan remarks^ you'd have to shoot 'em A complete critical appraisal of the both at the end of the trip to be sure. recent changes in the basketball rule John Doeg once announced that he, too, was going to quit. The funny part code by Coach Creorge E. Keogan will of it is, he did. appear in next week's "Scholastic." April 15, 1932 Twenty-three

Campus Opinions

QUESTION: "What do yoii think af the system of interhall playground ball competition folloived at Notre Dame dttnng the spring and early summer Tiionths?" Ear EDWARD M. GLEESON, Howard hall, junior: "Such an activity would, I be­ lieve, induce some fellows to abandon afternoon naps. Indoor baseballs are usually soft, so one might call it a soft job. Looking at it in another way, it really would help pass those long days between Easter and June." Mu

MICHAEL T. COYLE, Howard hall, junior: "It is a good thing for the WENT OUT OF STYLE YEARS AGO! reason that it gives those who do not take part in any varsity competition the opportunity to engage in some en­ joyable and beneficial exercise. Play­ ground ball is an excellent game to WHEN steam-heated houses and closed auto­ play during the spring and early mobiles came into style, red flannels and ear summer months because it fills up the gap caused by the lull in the activity muffs went out. Time was when people pro­ of major sports at this time." tected themselves against the weather with all sorts of heavy clothing on the outside—and all CHARLES L. FARRIS, Badin hall, jun­ kinds of hot, heavy foods on the inside. ior: "The student body does not in­ dulge in enough athletic activities for But no longer! Now, you'll find that winters their own good. Consequently, I be­ lieve playground ball to be of much seem much milder^-and most of it is due to value to the undergraduate. I believe, modem living conditions. That's why crisp, however, that the activity should be enforced and that all varsity men ready-to-eat flakes at breakfast are such a should be declared ineligible for it." healthful dish. You feel better, work better, and enjoy your meal more. ViNCE BURKE, Howard hall, junior: "Interhall playground ball is a won­ Try a bowl of Kellogg's PEP Bran Flakes. derful pastime for the spring months. It forms an effective means of exer­ You'll love the flavor! And cise and an outlet for surplus energy. these better bran Bakes are Then, too, it helps to fill the twilight hours as they lengthen in the spring. made of whole wheat with Here's hoping for more playground its rich store of nourish­ ball and some interhall leagues for PEP competition." ment. Just enough bran, BRANFIAKES """onitiiiimTsor too, to be mildly laxative. WHEAT. JOHN HOENNINGER, Howard hall, Wonderful for a late bed­ junior: "I think interhall playground ball is of great benefit to the students. time snack. Try it. For those who do not participate in varsity athletics it gives a chance for local fame, while to all it admits a form of exercise and interesting com­ petition." & ^tfoifa Twenty-four The Scholastic

INTERHALL PLAYGROUND Flashes From The Xth Olympiad BALL SCHEDULE—1932

APRIL 17th By LEONARD HORWIN Diamond No. Group I Special to the Notre Dame SCHOLASTIC. 1 Lyons vs. Corby Los Angeles, April 12.—^We introduce ourselves as your speciel news an­ 2 Sophomore vs. Badin nouncers on the Olympic Games, bringing to you for the next few months in­ 3 Sorin vs. St. Edward's teresting side-lights on the "doings" as America prepares its athletic party Morrissey—^bye for the world. Diamond No. Group H IT'S NOT SO 4 Howard vs. Off-Campus "People think of the Olympic Games as a type of glorified track- 5 Brownson vs. Dillon meet." 6 Carroll vs. Alumni Bill Henry, famed sports writer and expert, for twenty years a Walsh—^bye leading correspondent on assignments to every part of the globe, now sports technical director of the Olympic Games, was telling us of his APRIL 24th work. Diamond No. Group I "They are far more than that. Besides including an international 1 Lyons vs. Badin contest in almost every field of sport with several' score nations repre­ 2 Morrissey vs. St. Edward's sented, they are in themselves a great gesture of international fellowship 3 Corby vs. Sorin and a tradition rooted in antiquity." Sophomore—^bye "This," and the athletically built sports mentor in the tan sports suit emphasized his words, "will probably be the only time in the lives Diamond No. Group II of persons now living that the games will be held in America." 4 Brownson vs. Alumni 5 Howard vs. Dillon OLYMPM 6 Carroll vs. Walsh These games had a deep symbolism in moss-covered antiquity.' Off-Campus—^bye It is a matter of historical fact that down in ancient Greece great battles were called off when the moon reached a certain position in the heavens dur­ MAY 1st ing the summer solstice. The homicide squads on both sides of the battlefield Diamond No. Group I would then adjourn and tramp off to Olympia on the west coast of Greece to hold the games. 1 Sophomore vs. St. Edward's In truth, they were not games, but athletic rites of purification dedicated •2 Morrissey vs. Corby to Zeus, invisible ruler of heaven and earth. 3 Badin vs. Sorin Lyons—^bye The serious business over, .and the victors crowned with the proper herb, the athletes would return to the horse-play on the battlefield. Diamond No. Group II DEATH AND RE\^VAL 4 Howard vs. Alumni Although the Greeks had a word for him and more, the Roman emperor 5 Brownson vs. Carroll Theodosius finished both Greeks and games in the year 394 A. D. 6 Off-Campus vs. Walsh And that was for nearly fifteen centuries until the year 1892. Dillon—^bye In that year the athletically-minded Frenchman, Baron Pierre de Coubertin, then a youth of seventeen, proposed the revival of the games before the French MAY 5th (Ascension Thursday) Sports Union. His dream was realized at Athens four years later—^the city Diamond No. Group II which once beheld the glory that was Greece in the days of the Olympiads- 4 Dillon VS. Walsh now witnessing the first modem edition of the ancient games. 5 Howard vs. Carroll It seems fitting that the Olympic Games, in which the physical perfection 6 Alumni vs. Off-Campus of the youth of that ancient day inspired eternal works of art, should have Brownson—^bye been revived by a youth in this modem day when the Games, with their in­ tense competition, are an invaluable physical expression to men being dwarfed Diamond No. Group I by the machine age. 1 Lyons vs. Sophomore 2 Corby vs. Badin OLYMPIC VILLAGE 3 Morrissey vs. Sorin Can you imagine a body of men deliberately setting about to build St. Edward's—^bye a city for 3,000 people, with its own roads, its own water system with 8 miles of mains, its own transportation system of 75 buses, its own hos­ MAY 8th pital, bank, fire and police departments, motion-picture theatre, 6 to 800 Diamond No. Group II two-room dwellings with every civilized convenience, its own dining hall 4 Walsh vs. Brownson 1200 feet long and administration building 700 feet long—doing the 5 Alumni vs. Dillon whole job in three months and taking the city completely apart at the 6 Carroll vs. Off-Campus end of the fifth month? Howard—^bye Can you? Of course, you can't, because history will be utterly barren of precedents Diamond No. Group I for the medley of architecture and landscaping set up like a toy city almost 1 Lyons vs. Sorin over-night on the Baldwin Hills Overlooking the scene of the Xth Olympiad at 2 Badin vs. St. Edward's Los Angeles, housing the hopes of 40 nations and the bodies of 3,000 men— 3 Sophomore vs. Morrissey modestly titled OLYMPIC VILLAGE. Corby—bye Ajnil 13, 1932 Twenty-jive

LA RAZA BOYS LEND A HOLD SPRING GRID DRILLS some excellent material will be un­ (Continued from Page 20) covered and this same material will HAND AS MORRISSEY help to carry next year's team well up BEATS ST. ED'S. berths on the team. There is a sense in football circles. of competition present that makes for better play on the part of those that Professor John Dewey of Columbia The intramural soccer rivalries, be­ are near the top. predicts tliat unless the Democratic gun last Spring and continued last Spring football, according to party nominates a man of truly pro­ Fall between the La Eaza club and "Hunk" Anderson, will last until May gressive mind this year, a third party Mr. Scannell's Physical Education 1. I think it is safe to prophesy that will surely be in the field. teams, has now spread to include St. Edward's and Morrissey halls. Last Sunday morning saw teams from these halls pitted against each other in a snappy game. Morrissey presented a powerful aggregation, which kept the ball most of the time in St. Edward's territory. Tompkins and Eoche of Morrissey formed a good defensive combination; Al Heig- el of St. Edward's distinguished him­ self by making an extremely difficult goal. The score at the end of the game, however, found Morrissey ahead, 4-1. The hall players were .supplemented by members of the La Raza club from other halls. The following men played for St. Edward's: Hallauer, A. Heig- el, T. Heigel, C. Yriberry, O'Neil, Valdes, Eoxas, Rodriguez, Encama- cion, Gamboa. Morrissey played Reilly, Eoche, Tompkins, Hoffman, Kennedy, Brias, Melian, M. Yriberry, Harrington, Forsbach, Alcebo, Arce. The members of the La Eaza club from other halls are eager to see their respective halls organize teams; all those interested in the game are invited to see a member of the La- Eaza club about playing on some team. Next Sunday Morrissey and St. Edward's will play a return game. '"^Lefs Telephone In an effort to throw new light on the evolution of the universe, an ex­ pedition of Harvard and Cornell sci­ yy entists has observed 6,500 meteors at the Lowell observatory at Flagstaff, Home! Ariz.

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Lucretius Is Discussed Men's Privilege? Pooh- Pooh, JOINS NET SQUAD By Professor John Turley Says Co-ed As She Dons Pants "Lucretius: Scientist and Poet" was the title of a paper read before By Intercollegiate Press. the Patricians club at a meeting last Ann Arbor, Mich., Apr. 14.—Marion Tuesday by Professor John Turley of Shepard, freshman at the University the department of classics. of Michigan, is reported to be on the men students' "blacklist" as a result Concerning himself especially the of a recent escapade in which she "De Rerum Natura" the speaker donned men's clothing and walked in­ sketched the historical and philosoph­ to the Michigan Union men's club ical backgroimd of the ancient atom- through the front door. ist. The theories of Leucretius, it was pointed out, the speaker said, The university has a tradition that strangely resemble the these of mod­ bars women from entering the Union ern physicists. In considering the building through the front door. Miss poetical expression of Lucretius' mas­ Shepard swaggered into the club terpiece, Professor Turley said: ". . . without being detected. She told men when Lucretius the poet rises above friends about it and tried it again. Lucretius the scientist, he shows a The men tipped off the police, who genius not only comparable to but caught her and warned her about the even surpassing that of Vergil." men's clothing. Lucretius was characterized as the Miss Shepard was said to be com­ great poet philosopher while Vergil peting for a position on the Michigan may be said to be a philosophizing Daily, and engaged in the stunt as poet. means of obtaining a feature story for the paper. As a high school student at Lake- wood, Ohio, Miss Shepard twice won first prizes in national poetry con­ a mile to tests sponsored by Quill and • Scroll, 3 national journalistic fraternity.

Peruvian Disciplinary EUROPE Regulations Are Strict and return, including meals and berth NICK LUKATS By Intercollegiate Press. Sivajis moleskins for tennis togs as LIMA, Peru, April 13. — If stu­ $85 M he reports for varsity court squad. dents in the United States think they One Way are the victims of paternalism on the [Story on Page 22] part of their college administrators, $150 (up) Round Trip they have only to look to this coun­ By Intercollegiate Press. Go now—by all means! It's so easy atthe low try to see how much freedom they Tourist Class tates—and in Europe, this year, Wellesley, Mass., Apr. 14.—Fresh­ actually have. man girls at Wellesley college have your American dollar goes ^rther than it has The Peruvian government recently in years. gained the right to smoke in the liv­ passed rules regulating the private On the Tourist Qass liners de luxe, Pennland ing rooms of their dormitories after lives of students in colleges through­ and )}^'esye$br,world'slargestship; Olympic, ever. Smoking is forbidden on the cam­ Homeric, new Georpc and Britannic, Belgen- pus, and gambling, politics, religious land, and many others. and political demonstrations, im­ For that frip to fhe proper stories and insolence to teach­ Phone 3-1254 ers are outlawed. Penalties for vio­ EUCHARISTIC CONGRESS lations of the rules range from sus­ Dublin, June 1932 pension for short periods to expulsion Weddy sailings of rfie White Star for good. line's "Big Four" direa to Cobh. Very moderate races. Drs. Singler & Probst Dr. Robert A. Millikan, dicoverer DENTISTS WHITE STAR LINE of the cosmic ray, said last week that he thought the weight given for the RED STAR LINE 405 Associates BIdg. "neutron" reported as just discovered MwMtiwMl aircMrtile MariM Csnuaay South Bend, Indiana by Dr. James Chadwick of Cambridge university, England, was much too 18S N. Mkhicmn Ave., Chicago great. ^ April 15, 1932 Twenty-seven

STILL MORE HISTORY (Continued from Page 15) IN THE MOVIES ALLERTON On April 1st and 2nd Notre Dame was represented for the first HOTEL. time at the Annual Midwest confer­ ence of International Kelations clubs. The conference was attended by fif­ teen universities and colleges from Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, and In­ diana, and was held at MacMurray clolege, Jacksonville, Illinois. Notre Dame was represented by Dr. Paul Menge, faculty advisor, and Tighe Woods, president, of the local Inter­ national Relations club.

With a "fine technique and gener­ ous variety" forty Glee club members imder the tutelage of Professor Jos­ eph Casasanta sang their way into the hearts of many an eastern audi­ ence during the Easter recess. The choristers tripped from Boston, Mass. where a concert was presented Easter Monday afternoon, to various points of sight seeing interest in the state. Performances at Milford, Mass. and Utica, N. Y. wound up the enjoyable itinerary.

Two faculty members. Dean James McCarthy of the College of Com­ malce this your merce, and Professor Lawrence Bald- inger of the College of Science, saw Chicago Headquarters their families incerased during the Get full enjoyment out of your holidays. A daughter in each case. visit to Chicago by coming here. Billiard and card rooms, g3Tii- BRENNAN IS ACCLAIMED MARCHY SCHWARTZ nasium, indoor golf course, 8 (Cjontinued from Page 7) To teayn with Tommy Yarv in movie tennis courts, libraiy. R-C-A gnd roles. (Story on page 9.) are concerned; that your permission Radio speaker with choice of is conditional upon confirmation by stations in each sound-proof the Editor of Sciip: that your copy­ room. right will be protected as far as pos­ A year-round social program sible; and that a copy of the book with something doing every shall be sent to you on publication The night if you want to join in. day. Overlooking Lake Michigan. I shall be grateful if you will in­ Hoffman Hotel Quiet surroundings. All rooms form me whether any further permis­ are outside rooms. A short sion is required from a book publish­ announces that walk to the Loop. Two blocks er, in case you have already arranged from the Cathedral. For a for the publication of this story in week-end or a month, or a book form. Carl McMann year, you will be glad you Sincerely, chose the Allerton. Edward J. O'Brien. (lU years with Oliver Hotel 1932 RATES Single—$10.50 to $25.00 weekly Barber Sho2i) NOTICE Double—$8.50 to $12.50 weekly, per person AH Crew Members, Supervisors, Transient—$2.00 to $3.00 daily, per Team Captains and Student sub­ Has been appointed manager scription salespeople who wish person to avail themselves of the oppor­ of the Philip £. Cobden, 3Ianager tunity for free scholarship made possible through the courtesy of the leading Magazine Publishers again this year are requested to Hoffman Barber ALLERTON apply to the national organizer, M. Anthony Steele, Jr., Box 244, San Juan, Porto Bico, stating Shop HOTEL qualifications fully. . Chicago 701 North Michigan Avenue Ttventy-eight The Scholastic

BRITZ FLAYS BALL PRICES (Continued from Page 13) INTRODUCING JL. Bill Redmond necessary that $1,200 be allotted for By William Flynn When the 1931 season came around the purchase of 250 favors? Is it im­ it found Notre Dame represented hy possible to reduce the price to con­ Golf, as played at Notre Dame, has one of the strongest teams in the na­ form with the dictates of reason and had rather a short history. When tion. With all team members of the present conditions? this year's senior class enrolled at the preceding year back a string of vic­ The class awaits your answer. Let University four years ago, the site tories was hung up over team from it confirm my belief that you are able of the present golf course was a field the East to the Mississippi. to weather constructive criticism and of flourishing corn stalks. Any stu­ act for the common good of your fel­ dent who appeared on the campus low classmates. Reverse your posi­ with golf clubs and knickers was con­ tions mentally; consider yourself the sidered rather queer. In other words, purchaser of a ticket. the sport of golf was not extremely Gentlemen, I bid $9.00 or less for popular at Notre Dame. your $12.50 ticket. On a sale of 250 Game Well Received tickets this would make a difference of approximately $900. But you are But now this entire attitude, as saving $400 by doing away with dec­ well as the field of corn has changed. orations and publicity. Deduct the The William J. Burke Memorial Golf remaining $500 from the budget for course replaced the field of waving the favors, leaving $700 for 250 fa­ green stalks three years ago. The vors. Make this reduction in the price student body, with an opportunity for of the ticket and we are behind you close study, became enthusiastic, and to a man for a successful Senior Ball. whole-heartedly adopted that game EDMUND BRITZ, of clubs, balls, and fairways, not to Chairman Publicity. mention bunkers. Among those who set the pace among student golfers was William TRACK PROSPECTS BRIGHT Joseph Redmond from Joliet, Illinois. (Continued from Page 21) He came to Notre Dame after com­ pleting his pre-college work at De La Salle high school in Joliet. There he while Bob Darling, lone varsity high played either forward or guard on a CAPTAIN BILL REDMOND jumper, should ^\^n places in the field basketball team that won the Nation­ Leads his team against Valparaiso events. al Catholic championship title of the tomorrow. Finkel, who accounetd for some out­ standing performances in the shot-put United States in 1927. At Notre In the national collegiate meet at indoors, should do well in the weight Dame he has helped make golf his­ Chicago's Olympia Fields last June, events out-of-doors. Groves and Cron- tory. Redmond, Moller and company, nos­ in are also scheduled to compete in Notre Dame didn't do much in its ing out one of the teams that had the field events. first season of intercollegiate goK. placed in front of them the preceding It seemed that a season of experi­ year, placed third. Yale and Prince­ During Easter vacation the one- ence was necessary before its team ton were the only teams in the na­ mile relay team composed of Vettel, could compete successfully with rep­ tion ranking ahead of them. Red­ Macbeth, Kelly, and Wilson ran in resentatives of other schools. mond climaxed his career in that Cleveland, but placed only fourth. The men found themselves severely On Team As Sophomore meet by reaching the quarter-finals before Champion George T. Dunlap handicapped by the fact that they ran When Bill Redmond was a sopho­ of Princeton eliminated him. without spiked shoes on a board track. On April 2nd, Coach Nicholson sent more, he filled one position on the This year, after two years against three men to the Armour Tech relays team. That year he won the Indiana the best of collegiate competition, in Chicago. Captain Bill McCormick State intercollegiate golf title. After Redmond is captain of a team he took first place in the 70-yard dash, the close of school in June he and the thinks will carry along in the char­ covering the distance in the excellent team took part in the national inter­ acteristic manner of Notre Dame time of :07.2. Gene Howery placed collegiate tournament. golfers. Besides his golf, he is finish­ third in the mile run, which was won Larry Moller and Redmond were ing his work in the College of Com­ by Brocksmith of Indiana in 4:14.3. the representatives of Notre Dame merce where he acts as secretary to Bob Darling tied for third place in who qualified for individual honors Mr. L. T. Flatley. the high jump with a leap of 6 feet, in the national tournament. The He is preparing for a business ca­ 2 inches. team placed fourth. The Big Three reer in his father's Joliet bank. Dur­ of the East, Princeton, Yale, a.nd ing the summer he divides his time Harvard, finishing in that order, were between golf and banking. As to his The Women's Student Government the only teams to place in front of future after commencement, he thinks association at Northern State Teach­ the squad that was bringing Notre he might be limited to golf, for bank­ ers college, Aberdeen, South Dakota, Dame national recognition in an­ ing is rather a precarious industry puts on an annual spring fashion other sport. at the present time. show for the students. Api-il 15, 1932 Twenty-nine

Pfeil (Brownson), third. Time :2o.5. (New- record.) 40-YD. FREE STYLE —Won by Dwyer INTERHALL SPORTS (Brownson) ; Ci-unican (Sophomore), second; Flanagan (Dillon), third. Time :22.3. 100-YD. BREAST STROKE—Won by Far- Irvin B. Halper SWIMMING rell (Dillon); McCarthy (Lyons), second; Moran (Sophomore), third. Time 1:23. BASKETBALL Lyons won the swimming title of the Interhall league in the final meet, 100-YD. BACK STROKE—Won by Dorschel Bognar, left forward for Off-Cam­ held in the Natatorium, by annexing (Continued on Page 31) pus, tallied ten points but this didn't 26 points. Sophomore, winners of prove to be enough to defeat Lyons, second place, could gather only 16. as the sophomores won the heavy­ Pete Dorschel, backstroke artist on weight division of the Interhall the Lyons team, was the high point Men With Seilins league, 22 to 18, before the Easter scorer for the evening, scoring 12 holidays. Experience points. Dorschel won a first in the Lucrative jobs with establised Gildea and Hall, Lyons scoring aces, 40-yard backstroke, establishing a new publishing firm. Weekly salary, were the main factors in the Lyons record first in the 100-yard back­ bonus on own work and that of victory. This duo was responsible for stroke, and a second in the plunge. men under you. Also a few jobs 16 points. Vitt and Bognar played for inexperienced salesmen. Ap­ The results: good ball for the losers. ply personally or write for ap­ 40-YD. BREAST STROKE—Won by Fanell pointment to George Maywalt, The lightweight championship of (Dillon); McCarthy (Off-Campus), second; 206 Sorin Hall, Notre Dame, In­ the campus was won by Carroll, 20 to Gerend (Brownson), third. Time :27. diana. 17, from Badin's entry. This game 40-YD. BACK STROKE—Won by Dorschel was a bitter battle from the start. (Lyons) ; Glausner (Sophomore), second; Carroll, pitted against Badin's sub­ stitutes at the opening tip-oif jumped into an early lead and were never headed. Thole, one of the leading scorers of the season, again led Car­ roll's scoring with seven points. Thompson and Montgomery, scoring 14 points between them, shone for Badin. The heavyweights lineups:

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Harvard President Declares Precoptorial Study Plan China and Japan Students U. S. Schools Equal Oxford For Colgate Freshman Don't Care Much For War

By IntercoHeffiate Press. By Intercollegiate Press. HONOLULU, Hawaii, April 14.— Cambridge, Mass., April 14.—^Not Hamilton, N. Y., April 14.—^Plans While Japan and China are at swords only does instruction in the best are being made at Colgate Univer­ points in the Orient several hundred American colleges in many respects sity to extend the newly instituted University of Hawaii members of the equal that of Oxford and Cambridge, preceptorial plan of study for fresh­ Japanese Students association and of but the American college students of men because of the success it has at­ the Chinese Students alliance held a 1932 is superior to his predecessor of tained this far. joint meeting of the two organiza­ a generation ago. Under the new plan there are, in tions in Honolulu, February 6. The Tliis at least is the belief of Pres­ addition to class work, informal dis­ Chinese students took the initiative ident A. Lawrence Lowell of Harvard cussions between faculty members in arranging for the banquet., imiversity as expressed in his amiual and students on the reading of books Chinese students declared they saw report to the board of overseers for and the writing of essays. Accord­ no reason why they should not be as the academic year 1930-1931. ing to President George Barton Cut- friendly with the Japanese as with ten, it is an attempt to develop each "Our college students as a whole and other racial group represented student "intellectually as a whole." appear more mature than a genera­ on the Honolulu campus. Both Jap­ tion ago, not only in scholarship but anese and Chinese students felt but a also in their outside interests and in Student Actors Suspended slight interest in the affairs of Japan the sense of proportionate values By Intercollegiate Press. and China, inasmuch as they are which is the flower of maturity. Columbus, Ohio, Apr. 14.—Six stu­ thoroughly Occidentalized American A quantity of beads shaped to look "And this in spite of, perhaps to dent members of the "Scarlet and Mask," Ohio State university musical like human teeth have been found in some extend because of, the fact that Assyria, showing that there was a they enter a year younger than they comedy club, were suspended last week as the result of an alleged con­ fashion in ancient Nineveh of wear­ did in the early nineties. Maturity ing artificial teeth around one's neck. is by no means wholly a matter of spiracy to evade the eligibility rules. years. It depends much more on en­ Rumors were prevalent on the cam­ pus that the club would be forced to vironment, and above all, on respon­ Deposit Will Be Due Soon sibility. suspend activities for a year. Dr. George W. Rightmire, president, The preregistration deposit of "A youth who enters college at 19 would neither confirm nor deny the twenty-five dollars which must be and is treated like a school boy ma­ rumors. paid by all students who expect to tures less rapidly than one who attend Notre Dame next year is due enters at 17 and is treated like a man. and payable to Registrar Robert B. President Pearson of the Univer­ To enter at the appropriate age and Riordan immediately, according to a sity of Maryland has appointed a be expected to be rather above than reminder he issued this Aveek. below his maturity is the best way committee to investigate examina­ to develop manly character." tion conditions at the university and make possible recommendations for A silver nugget weighing 2,750 improvement. pounds was found in Mexico. Chilean Worionen Oust Critic Who Criticized Their Energy By IntercoUesiate Press. EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR Antofagasta, Chile, April 14.—^Be­ cause he wrote an article for a Cali­ fornia university publication saying ROUND TRIP EXCURSION that Chilean workmen were lazy, lazier than anyone else on earth, A. L. Kandall, former Los Angeles resi­ dent has been deported from Chile. South Bend to Chicago Unfortunately for Randall, the ar­ ticle was republished by a Chilean newspaper. Police reported the man Week ends, Friv noon thru Mon. was threatened with lynching. Leave South Bend station, Michigan and La Salle streets, any train Friday noon to Sunday no

INTERHALL SPORTS Corby 1 0 1.000 ALL-INTERHALL BASKETBALL (Continued from Page 29) Sorin 0 0 .000 TEAMS Lyons 0 1 .000 Morrissey 0 1 .000 (Selected by the referees and umpires who (Lyons); Glausner (Sophomore), second; officiated at the interhall games.) Pfeil (Brownson), third. Time 1:11.5. Sophomore 0 1 .000 HEAVYWEIGHT UGHTWEICHT 100-YD. FREE STYLE—Won by Burchell GROUP II. w L PCT. Caldwell (Carroll)* F Montgomery (Badin) (Lyons).; Corrigan (Sophomore), second; Law (Walsh)* F Bucci (Sophomore) Dwyer (Brownson), third. Time 1:05.5. Howard 1 0 1.000 Vitt (Off-Campus)* F Marbaugh (Off-Camp) C Freeman (Badin) PLUNGE—Won by Burns (Off-Campus) ; Brownson 1 0 1.000 Brost (Morrissey) G Brown (Sorin) Dorschel (Lyons), second; Moulder (Dillon), Dillon 1 0 1.000 Jaskwhich (Howard) G Podraza (Lyons) thii-d. Distance 52 feet, 8 inches. Alumni 0 0 .000 Walsh 0 1 .000 * Three men rated equally for forward posi­ MEDLEY RELAY—Won by Lyons (Mc­ tions. Carthy, Dorschel, Burchell) ; Sophomore, sec­ Off-Campus 0 1 .000 ond ; Brownson, third. Carroll 0 1 .000 HONORABLE MENTION

BASEBALL HEAVYWEIGHTS—Forwards: Gildea (Carroll), GOLF Hall (Lyons), Host (Sorin), Gushing (Dil­ The following are the results of the lon), Rodriquez (Off-Campus). Mahoney (How­ Interhall playground ball games for Charles F. Weiss, secretary of in­ ard) ; Centers: Igoe (Walsh), Sandura (Ly­ Sunday, April 10, and the league terhall athletics, announced this week ons), Rapier (Alumni) ; Guards: Christman standings to date: (Sorin), Burke (Freshman), Crosson (Sopho­ that interhall golf match play will more), Sexton (Badin), Vettel (Lyons), Bog- start April 24. There are to be four nar (Off-Campus). GROUP I—St. Edward's 4, Lyons 2 men on each team. (13 innings); Badin 5, Morrissey 1; LIGHTWEIGHTS—Forwards: Carrico (Brown­ Corby 8, Sophomore 5; Sorin, bye. The men who will represent the son), Martin (Badin), Thompson (Badin), various halls will be selected by 36- Dugan (Morrissey), Brennan (Corby), Dun- GROUP II —Howard 3, Walsh 1; levy (Corby), Bringardner (Dillon), Bickford hole qualifying scores. Aspirants must Brownson 9, Off-Campus 0 (forfeit); (Lyons), Bontempo (Lyons), Meyers (Lyons), turn in the results of their rounds Burns (Freshman), Ward (St. Edward's), Dillon 10, Carroll 7; Alumni, bye. before 6:00 p. m., Friday, April 22. Joyce (Alumni) ; Centers: Farrell (Dillon), Graves (Carroll), Link (St. Edward's) : League standings: The schedule will be posted some Guards: Buckley (St. Edward's), Carroll (St. Edward's), Nerod (Dillon), Qark (Sorin), GROUP I. w L PCT. time during the next week by Frank Asman (Sorin), Colville (Sorin). Curran (Ba­ St. Edward's _ . 1 0 1.000 Buhl, junior manager in charge of din), Lasardi (Badin), Thole (Carroll), Lynch Badin 1 0 1.000 golf. (Carroll), Robinson (Alumni).

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