26 APR 1!:":i'j They think it's all over HOW DID MIR TEAM WORE OVER THE EASIER VOW CUISSIFIED RESULTS SERVICE: TOTAL FOOTSAEL. PAGE 17 STIJDENIncorporating jail r magazine Britain's biggest weekly student newspaper April 26, 1996

THEY TREATED ME LIKE A TERRORIST' SAYS JAILED STUDENT Thrown in solitary for losing passport B MARTIN ARNOLD. CHIEF REPORTER

A SPANISH field trip turned into a r nightmare for student Mark Vinton when RADIO DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN airport police refused him entry and threw him in solitary confinement. Heavy-handed officials bundled Mark into a cell because he could not produce his passport - it had been lost in the post. Yet hours before the trip Mark had received a special fax from Spanish immigration officials authorising his entry to the country. Airport police dismissed it and locked Mark away, while tutors pleaded in vain for his release, Mark was stopped as he arrived with a group of 60 other Leeds University students and four lecturers. -They thought I was a terrorist.," said Mark. tried to reason v.ith them but they juvi wouldn't listen." Astonished Spanish police detained the astonished student in solitary confinement for more than seven hours as they sought to deport him back to Britain. It was only after an intervention by the Home Office that he was filially released and allowed to rejoin the Leeds $roup. University staff who attempted to intervene through their travel agent had been told nobody would be allowed to speak to Mark as he ramd immediate di:potation. They wouldn't let anyone speak to him or even get money through to him." said Philip Ashworth, Mark tutor who was accompanying the field course. "I thought the UK was part Ili the EU but that is obviously nog quite the case." Murk's friend Aden Morgan was shocked by the situation "He was totally alone anything could have happened and there was nothing we could do." Mark was held in confinement he waited Inr the next flight home. during which he was allowed a phone rata to England. He contacted a Family friend in the Home Office and asked him to speak to the USTEN UP: The latest recruits to !sr. Leeds' very own student radio station, line up ready for the relaunch today. Broadcasting Spanish authorities, He was released two hours later once the Malaga round the clock for a month, the station wilt officially launch its latest licence tonight at Bar Basics, where punters will be pofiee had realised their rnisiake_ entertained by far DJs and giveaways from station sponsor Calvin Klein. Station bosses claim to have the best student DJ Ilne-up In the country. You can check them out on 107,8FM until May 23. See feature on centre pages Pic: Willem Jaspert CONTINUED ON PAGE 2 — — INSIDE: News 1-9, Comment 6-7, Feature 10.11, Consumer Affairs 13, Careers 14, Sport 17-20. Plus 16 page juice pullout magazine • .:-TL7) 3

2 u.. J3N 'TI ill N I I : News Telly fame for Easter burglary victim SiralOWAT ink., es used investigate then Told Ben that IfiL victim of a house the i • kr.,..t•ht I. Ail II.1..p.'fi•11•111 crowbars to break down the a Yorkshire television .IC •,..1.141; -1 burglary hail a double shock when he arrived home to doors and then took wanted to film the flat shadowing atrcr, .Ii mi l orb, find all his belongings gone everythine they could find. The CFCS.% weiC ■ pc. pm,: .••• 1•11.11 and a TV crew w1irtrllk to -They basically stripped the officer as port of a GOLF WAR documentary on crime in the ••• II. fi I tri Ili on. viir OT ?I II the Oat,• said a disgruntled 11.11,-,••■ tl" r-■ Curler Ben, -''they rook all illy West 'irk hire region An amateur golfer who forgot Ben East, a second year things .Ineiudiur my Ben said: It becalm- to shout "fore" as he took his %Ilarn.1 International History and inflatable elephant. The only really amusing I had shot is being sued for a Lead , l rliti'n.sr, I 11r1-111 then rc Politics student. was told by thing they tel behind was close the door. and whopping L2 million by a 111 his landlord that his flat. on one CD I've losi hundreds enact the whole scene player that he knocked-out II II Kelso Road. had been broken of piamds cons lit stuff.- starting with the policeman DOCUMENTARY; Ben East into during the Laster break. The policeman sent to knock irw on the door" STRIP SHOW

inula i•JIt 11!Ir Local radio Di Neil Buldock Jrrirr stripped off naked and lratcwh iree. presented a special programme Ant IdIWn fin National Nudists Day. Jrro Dan talc !dun formehd Vi iliac DRUNK DOG Burka Maw" iketen.41{..x.rni Chiefs axe free rertrule1 Boomer. the beer-loving pooch -11 hen l in .v from Darlington. has been r.'rrerrr tdkxv made a member of the working men's club where she L:1.011110,1 ECNIX ,reels lctlm gutzles a pint a :day from tier OA In special howl, Column Affair, Lrikirro

I. I .40ainerrpt ketahret bib education for all STAINLESS SERVICES El 1) I/ rill! Al 1.11111i Chaim. Irtihe Vicar Barry iitAlr. IA rill Clore trirs .1d • HIE tight for full grants has been axed by national Weston-super-Mare swaps the rte f kr0.11, student leaders who claim it is no longer realistic in the traditional red wine fur while Mark &Won current political climate. CAFE TAKEN BY STORM to avoid stainine church linen. Lieu Lel Delegates chose to Compiled by Andy Kelk abandon then policy of free STUDENT education at last month's National Union of Sttalcii; , COnterence in Blackpool. LEADERS at the Thrown in They voted instead th NUS should campaign for a new funding scheme ineltaling salvo; ABANDON from businesses and a revised solitary l'141rirr 1-4.1irm 14 .11.111-rwm, system of student loans. ';wt tor: The move WaS. branded ■I CAMPAIGN CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 members Pgalac "shameful sell-out" by "I felt very let dim n and win of the Campaign for Free :is passengers and we can the isolated in a country: where itrarjrrri arguments for reform " Education, which fought to I didn't even speak the ''Iron Faltre The issue was keenly dehared [15,, a lawn preserve the union's commitment Language." he said. to restoring grants, at the at the annual conference. where Nenn A spokesman for Malaga t.. rely: equivalent of their 1979 Icycl, 1.500 delegates gathered from Immigration claimed: "it A6k.2,0144-,d, students unions across the was an extraordinary V countrv, Rachel Eaulkner. General Amino' Spurt Mike Disgraceful circumstance. We realised it P.rul 16,11trrisam Secretary at LOU, said: "This will had been a bit of a mix-up I "It is a disgracef ill decision give the NUS more opportunity' „a rakes and let him go after that will hit those who can least to talk policy but I was really afford to pay for their educatiern," receiving a fax from the Adarrthlerg Difrrtor anury and appalled by the cheap British Consulate." Oare% said Graham Hellawell. leader of tactics used to execute it " CAFE CULTURE: Owner Tanya Gray Pie: Willem Jaspert Aisktrara A Foreign office source %01 They. oda the CFE. Maintenance mints have been THE latest addition to Leeds' the mind and the huts, with a said: ~I'm sure nothing like Labour Students, win backed cut by 20 per cent in the last two cafe culture has been taking relaxing atmosphere tor eating. that would happen in this the change, were criticised as years. and the average debt for student land by storm just rwo drinking and RN-Willi!. a well as country." Heard a good putting politics and their own students under 21 is £1.548. week after opening, wrirei providing a venue for young Failure to attend the artierc before the interests of according to a NatWest Bank story? Call the Chris- Hanulton. artists to meet and exchange - field course students. survey last year. Geography Hut lint Murphy, NUS Leeds University graduate ideas. would have meant the loss Tanya Gray set up The "I wanted to work outside in President and a of i200 and the 10 credits leading Blairite. • GINA Raylin of WU gained Newsdesk told Leech. Student: "Fin once Dubtemmean arts cafe on Hyde the park but I can't garden so I the module was worth. election to the NUS's National we've grabbed reality by the Park alter laic-night spots on the decided to open a cart instead." Mark said: "I was pissed Executive Committee, finishing the neck. We now have Continent sparked het site said. off because it looked like I'd scruff of fourth in the hallotfor part- 0113 a massive opportunity to imp owe imagination. It has already attracted 500 have to go. hack home after (hue members. in "10:41 rle ■ the king conditions of rirdinar s She wants the cafe punters nn u !Ali done, all the effort of getting out 2434727 ...Alden's.. We'll no longer he serif S.1 A. rtj there in the first place.— Want to advertise? *Weather news * Weather news * Weather news Win rail tickets to Europe!

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News LEEDS STUDENT Entbuy April 26, l'iw, HIGH TIME AS BOGUS TAXI FARCE AND FEUDING ENDS IN RESIGNATION HITS STREETS A BOGUS taxi driver took four students for a ride when they got into his car outside a Leeds nightclub, writes Ed Hurls'. It was the start of a bizarre journey to their home in 1 ucas Street involving £1,000 pay-off for diversion. around Leeds and a stop for the driver to collect drugs. The students. Steven Mahoney, Hazel McGrath, Mike Mahoney and John Grave, left the Music Fact,e after celebrating the end term. They were stopped by a car driver who implied that his car was a taxi and offered disgraced officer them a ride home. Steven. a Philosophy UNION official who quit mid-was through his term of finalist. was suspicious at nisi office is to receive a 'golden handshake' of more than because the car was an Old t:1,000 - paid for with students' cash. Ford Escort without a meter Administration Secretary or an identity hadee and with BY Clans 11.vsatiros Richard Malach left LUU's a faulty exhaust system. He became even more concerned Exec in March amid farcical "a pain in the arse" and detailing when the driver of the car scenes after months of internal other specific allegations against started to smoke a joint while feuding and accusations that he him. driving. His fears were was incompetent. aggressive However Malach resigned just confirmed when the driver and even "off his tits". hours before the meeting was due took the vsrone route to their He was asked to sign an to take place. home. telling them he wanted agreement after colleagues claimed Rachel Faulkner. General to pick up some drugs on the they could not go on working with Secretary at LUI.J, claims she way. Malach was required to keep know. nothing about the cash The worst part of the quiet about his term in office and payments or the exact details of his students' ordeal came when manner of departure in return for departure. the driver took them to ,..ash payments totalling more than "We went through normal Chapeltown and stopped to £ L000. staffing procedure." she said, "I talk to a friend who joked Investigations have confirmed don't know anything about with the driver and asked why ire is still officially on the remuneration - I wasn't involved in the students were in the car. university's union payroll until his any of that side of things. The driver finally relented original contract expires in July. "I couldn't say anything about and took the students home. the redundancy notice. It was The students paid him £4 for Payments possibly drawn up in the first stages when the no confidence the journey but the driver And the payments to him are motion was still being discussed," asked for more. detailed in a draft copy of the she continued, "I imagine it was They finally settled on 'Redundancy Agreement' obtained drawn up before he decided to givine him £6, but they think by Leeds Student which says he resign." it should have cost more will receive his salary until the end She went on to deny that The students have learned of March and then receive two their lesson. Mahoney said redundancy notices were ever to further payments of £500. Fact used in relation to student wouldn't sit in a car again His resignation attracted employees of the union. unless 1 see proof of it being a ...ontroversy after members of Exec registered taxi." attempted to oust him with a Mistakes motion of no confidence at an Extraordinary General Meeting. However she slid admit mistakes BALLOT BOX l'he meeting was publicised with were made in attempting to obtain flyers claiming he was dishonest. the motion of no confidence: "It wasn't nice. Richard was causing HOPEFULS problems but I don't think he was wholly responsible for them." 1.F. students are throwing Malach denies all the theit hats into the political ring allegations made against him; "I for next week's local elections am prepared to take professional on May 2. writes Naga criticism but this is character Munchen): assasination. It's a disgrace David Freeman, Mark especially as the allegations Pattenden and Ian Findlay • appeared on 3.000 flyers. all students- at Leeds "None of them are true or have University - have been selected been substantiated," he said. as Liberal Democrat "when I did toy job I did it candidates. professionally. the same as anyone David. 25. and Ian. 29. else." failed in their bids to get DENIAL: Rachel Faulkner ott.110 OUSTED: Former union Exec member Richard Malach who resigned last month elected last year. but this rime hope to do better. Mark had wanted to stand last year. but was not yet 21 - the minimum CHEAP LABOUR required age. Lenient marking on increase STUDENTS who are Minefield raises awareness David is standing for the forced into taking up part- Till dangers 01 unexploded soldiers and civilians. University ward. Ian for CRITICS have this week blasted investigation launched by time jobs are providing 41 mines in former Third World Chris Allen of Third World Chapel Allerton and Mark for the different higher education Stephen Newstead. Head of huge pool of cheap and hotspots is the subject of a new First said: "The next time you go Kirkstall. The three political marking systems which they Psychology at Plymouth illegal labour, says the campaign in-Leeds, writes Pere to Morrisons, he thankful you hopefuls reckon they will, by claim allow poor students to get University. revealed "serious National Union of Caton don't have to play Russian gaining a seat, be able to give good degrees. writes Ahhie flaws in the process of Students, writes Andy Kelk. Students from LUU's Third Roulette with every footstep" a voice on the council to the Janes. assessment at universities". According to a survey. World First group recently laid a city's 45,000-strong student Researchers claim there are Professor Newstead gave six as many as one in three 'field' of landmincs in Dortmund community. marking discrepancies between examination essays to 14 students miss lecture. Square to highlight the problem All three arc campaigning different lecturers and different markers and found because they work part- to city centre shoppers. They are hard to get Leeds' students to institutions and are attributing great variations in the marks. time. Ten per cent of supporting the work of the Mines vote in these, the last local the increasing number of with a student being awarded a students are paid less than Advisory Group who are elections before the General students obtaining good degrees First by one examiner but a £3 an hour and a fifth have Third by another. committed to the eradication of election. to more lenient marking. Now admitted to handing in they arc calling for tougher The probe has also uncovered all unexploded mines. But they are faced with an work late because of the They say 70 people every day standardisation and better evidence of cheating by students uphill task - LUU's last work they do outside of are killed by landmines, a device training of examiners. and bias by some examiners CAMPAIGNER: Chris Allen elect* turnout was a scant 10 course requirements. that does not disting_uish between - - ?Pie rms.-come- triter gin - egkinst female students. 3

News viewpoint MAD COW CRISIS MAY BECOME NATIONAL Leeds Smdent ventures forth each week to gauge your opinions and uncover your hidden secrets... is the lISE crisis a storm in a teacup or truly the worst epidemic since AIDS? Prof accuses

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11,•4'1 in Ow oi • IIE LEEIIS professor w ho first ic,:iiicue I ‘1441.1- think established the link between 'lad Cow Mere', much point -1 dill Disease and Cif) is warning that cat II gin erament safety assurances are a cm er-up. Malt Bell, 1st year Medicine. 1.4:7117 kdot 10 .t 11:1111.ttrai th,int ,\111 11 ''t Think Iriod SO. I. 5 •1- 1'01i1 I 4.'4.'11!, UM% was Itie 111'...1 at...001111C to Claim tillinatIc brain -wasting di seam. 1)es1'i Menials the tk..calill ih,it aCCITEed. and (hi• wevls. I CI.,L.1`■ ni crsiry has e made the decision to flan beef Gary Prior, 2nd year Management Studies prolut.ts nom WI their Menir, curl Potter, Heat! or Residential and (:onitnercial NOPIII:C ■at Iced, Unisersity explained. We -11. 1111.Y1 La not to 114.'cl. decided I'' withdraw heel and will tor c tear that i, 1111: silk.- 1,0:I tai % efIlMeTit atl'i ice because there I, st, much confusu in We're trying to match Me demands CPI ,+1111:4102,trirrs, so if people c s'Alikaikl 1%111,4:fling it I'M the rIWflO -" I acey elainis although there Ps an increase in Sam gibbs, MSc in Geographical Information litoKb beef in response to government Systems 4■■/ ellOrts to play down the crisis, the wti AT'S THE BEEF. CHIEF?: Cattle have caused a national scare Pic: Pete Cotton risk of catching CID remains. He is also concern that 'T..1+, SaUdellis 1111• particularly -altetled There t he because they cat mainly cheap meat government canlIgg 1144. al Ous !Wile /WHAT TO EAT - THE EXPERTS' ADVICE such as sausages. burgers and pies ObjeCtlyely because they have too •!Students can't allord to buy high much 01 art interest Even it you avoid eating British beet, you nud. quality mat. so the beef they tend to Lacey gives the example of ex- well find that you are eating something that has what can you trust and eat is cheaper and is more likely to he agriculture tai nister William heel extructK in it_ Si, infected. I totally support the Waldegrave who hi msel I has a itSE what can't you trust? univensity's decision to hail IC' infected herd_ "It's ridiculous - how Call These 'foods arc al I at risk from contaniination Camprus people. who are so closely Omits ed Irim BSE. He blames the current situation on a systematic gosernment cover up, persOnally, make policy decisions that 11-." pure heel. SLICh We specialise in low east el claiming that the phartimeeutical will hkinefit the whole country'!" Dishes that don't use as Many students agree with Lace..., sausages, pies and hurge•s are at particular risk for students and young people providing support industry were advised in I 4K0 not to In over 150 offices throughout the world use gelatine from tnfected herds in and support the university's decision iii Beef is used in suet - used in, amongst other dugs, vet the gm:eminent sail told the han beef from i heir menus Wendy things, dumplings and spotted dick. Harrison, a second year English ' Vitamin capsules. cod liver oil. etc_ may well AIVISTERDANI , 43 69 JO'BURG 270 435 NAIROB! 150 264 public that beet was sate to eat Lacey Ls also critical iii the present student. explatned: "Eating heel is just he wrapped in capsules made of gelatine. ATHENS 79 109 95 169 t A.;SANTRAN.131 252 NEW YORK government's antra& lov,ard, the not worth the risk - there are plenty 01 ' Many sweets also contain gelatine. such as AUSTRALIA 360 499 NiCEnOta0uSE 49 97 crisis. He believes that they me trying other meats, and we don't need heel, so Jelly Rabies. Fruit Pastilles and Polos. LISBON 73 109 - why hother eating it? BANGKOK 195 355 PARIS 28 56 to blame• the whole Nal:1111m on the "If :someone said y ou could get Doctors advice is that people shouldn't he DELHI 221 387 MADRID 55 96 ROME 78 130 European Union. "They are whipping up anti-Eueopean feeling in the hope of AIDS from eating bananas. you just concerned about the small unnounts of beef ISTANBUL 97 132 MEx1C0 193 355 IONNIDOGRMAL114 228 getting support over this matter It's a wouldn't eat them. however slight the extrack than way ti availahlc in vitamin cl..mplete risk " Issivcapsule. and AROUND LONDON1I3ANGKOKAIONG KONG'SINGAPOPL' THE SYDNEY/CHRISICHURCH(SURFACEAUCKLANDIAHITh WORLD LAi SURFACENEW YORK:LONDON FROM [732 Thieves with odd priorities New listening centre opens THIEVES ransacked a student lett OW ,lefeoN a nd %Ade• C'ki111F ttctills are reccis ng ,11111TilltrIllt in which they live' 00 house hut lett :wrens and recorders, althinigh I really don't P 9.41.5 litkvil %kith the opening of a nets says Moran. (Inc volunteer is televisions Ill (,.kt roar of a 'Lie understand why they took w hal Victim Support Centre in the Adeha Sadler. a finalist In • ■•• .f. I 1 Kvion Do kit :end ['ALI pence coin thus Mil," said Ions de Sinua.,1 dc Park area, •rirev Sr•rh King. 1..itialscape Architecture. She got Coll, cassia, ii rtreA second year MIL'I'01136.-Ilogt As well as reteelini: electrical shldent The new centre Ls' based at involved after a flatmate, who'd Hyde been mugged, received a home Nuipin•iii the burglars. 14110 Ihtil Hic friend, Anthony are Park Methodist Church on I L. rtiv.hat to bleak in. stole 1•11k110i1111,2111.11 NI.1114g1:111 Hyde Pad Road. .1C1111 supponne %tcyc le lock but Tett the bikes finalist_ b•lieseti it teas beanisc. A Cu'-'rdinatut ol the pnlject, "They have a t LEEDS nebital the !Nese, hail Ito taste Snibon MOran said the new centrecrivironinent." g•l a completely says Adela different "I've IN YHA ADVENTURE SHOP. 117 - 121 Vicar Lane, Leeds 151 6P1 Residetits said :hes were Chcs weren't cool had opened because of rising Ihev he area 114.11*. bl■4:111)(4X n1 1.04.4. stole my Tliiinderbitds crate tales [11=1%1)12,1kt' 1.11 I 0113 246 1155 1Wo burglaries a www.campustravet.r.o.uk/ %%al write shoLked hut Vlud tlIwy but nut lily Star Wars .111... 'Ifs a way tit putting There are at It:.11.4: unnrllung hdLk Imo the night." News EPIDEMIC WITHIN THE NEXT CENTURY Drugs advice offered in clubs CLUBBERS who take E.c.s1:1•2, are the target of a new postcard hi CkRIER campaign giving advice on safer use of the drug. thought the posteard campaign The 'Water and Ecstasy' was worth a try, "There arc postcards advise dubber!. using problems though because a lot the drug to consume about it pim of people have been you of water an hour. and to make shouldn't drink too much water. sure they eat or drink a salty it earl catty he avid thing." snack. fruit juice. fizzy drinks or Leeds City Council is a sports drink in order to replace currently pressing forward with sodium lost through sweating. proposals to implement a free The Pleasure Rooms drinking water supply in nig htclub and Eastern Bloc nightclubs as a condition of records are arming outlets granting a license. distributing the postcards. A committee in June A spokesperson for the will consider Feedback on the campaign, launched this week in issue matt holders ol Public association with the National En tertai n inent licences, Drugs said the breweries and independent response from elahgners has landlords in Leeds, been very positive_ "They see it The campaig n comes at a as a quite a fundamental time when some government approach to handle health risks workers are playing down the a,ssociated with Ecstasy dan gers of Ecstasy Mary The information is quite well Harmon. Scotland's most senior known already so it is most social worker, argued Ecstasy is useful for people ho are just "a relatively safe drug" and that experimenting or whn are the risk of dying front an concerned about Ecsiasv." tadinary dose of aspirin is much Second year Zoe [)'Hagan greater. Two Leeds inert were last week jailed fur dealing Ecstasy to students, Phillip Titwey and Phillip Timms were charged with supplying Ecstasy. pm-session of Ecstasy and intern to supply the drug, Towey said that he had supplied about 9,1110 ecstasy tablets. and had made a profit of 0.0011. CUTTING MESSAGE; Postcard THE BRAINS BEHIND THE 1 HYPE: Professor Richard Lacey. visiting Microbiology lecturer at Leeds University On your Blocks A FREE Facing the Public Relations nightmare... pair of Michael Bates, Robert Parker, Consumer Samantha Culvert, Marketing Manager, Affairs Manager, Campaign Officer, Morrisons Supermarkets McDonalds Restaurants Vegetarian Society

"We have continued to sell "We slopped serving shots that tv.o per British beef throughout the British beef on 24 March cent more of the population affair, but we are taking extra and replaced it four days have beenme vegetarian a care that our suppliers are later with foreign heel. result of crisis. Of course only cattle under 30 We hope to resume our some may go back to months. of ace. There was a service as soon as we led meat once the scare is CFI. er, decrease in sales of beef public confidence has althouith most tend to stay when the crisis first brake. been restored, but our vegetarian once they have .64ti but in the past two or three ggeststhat it 11 research su made the move. I think it is weeks there has been a return hasn't been set. We makmg people more wary. of confidence and sales have believe that British beef and they have to think about sunglasses worth upto recovered to normal levels. Ls safe, hut there's no where meat climes fmm. It's We are completely behind point in selling it if our the price you pay tor the British beef, and demand cost es have lust cheap meat we have in this standards which exceed those faith." country.• set hr the EU"

BURNING DOWN Gas landlord found guilty A I-1RE broke out in the textile A LANDLORD in Hull who ordered in pay L4,000 costs £89 building opposite LUU before atintined the manslaughter or one. of Reethe hadn't serviced any. of hi- Plus win a trip to the 1996 Olympics Easter, writes Allison his tenants has received suspended iti properties serviced since their Fortunately. it was sentence, writes Ands KelA purchase nine years earlier With Fresh Vision Contact Lenses & Solutions discovered early by a Welfare officers in Lec, • Tracey Murphy- 19. was killed • Available on a limited range of Imre postgraduate who called the fire by Carbon Monoxide poisoning warning students to be extra sigilara brigade The blaze Was from a faulty gas fire in a bedsit in binding landlords to their legal under control and very little heltinging to Thomas Beedie. The duties and ensuring that all C.: I E 8 S I •) damage was caused. court was told. of his "lack of appliances are safe. A solicitor visas 0 0 -N The cause of the fire is responsibility. and neglect" which LMLISU's Student Advice Centre unknown but it is suspected led to Miss Murphy's death. Beedie rem? Tuesday between and ?pun that it may have been was given tin eighteen month when all students will be offered OPT C i ANS chemical. suspended sentence and was legal advice. Lower Ground Floor, Union Buildings. Leeds University fa b „F..), so DENT• l'Ii■Eas. Apt 2r,.. Io411, Comment & Analysis STUDENT IT'S GOT ALL THE FUN OF THE FAIR ... AND ITS RUN BY TONY BLAIR REAKENST with the Blairs . imagine the scene - 'Dm) OPINION beams a grin through red roses at Cherie as she sets down the croissants and pours EU must Bsortie nmre coffee. The grin widens as he reads that yet another trade union has gone the way of clause four and got shot be joking of socialism. Nothing, he tells Cherie, can get in the way of New Labour's march towards moderation, modernisation and HEN a British middle England. "Just one thing," she citizen is thrown interrupts. "What's that my dear?" Winto a Spanish -Weir she hesitates, -.you've still got the jail. allowed no access to students." Sudden coughing and friends or legal spluttering as Tony chokes on his toast. representation and denied the grin wiped clean away. any chance of appeal. we Students have been giving Tony Blair a sore tooth for sometime - while everyone else had might assume lie has shoved their copy of 'The Communist committed a crime of the Manifesto' down the settee, the NUS held a utmost seriousness. socialist flame for the mantra of 'Free GREETINGS FROM-ESL Yet Leeds student Mark Vinton Education' and doggedly clung to its demands was not accused of murder or for a full maintenance grant uprated from 1979. NUS PRESIDENT JIM robber> - hut forgetting his So 'free'. in fact. that it would conic passport. To make matters worse to the taxpayer at the bargain he had already obtained special basement price of just permission from the Spanish E I0.000,000,000! Obviously cheap at authorities to enter the country the cost, but still a few zeroes more before making his journey. than Mr Blair fancies budgeting for in Instead of being allowed to his rose-tinted pre-election broadcasts. continue his Geography held top he Fortunately for Blair. his people are was kept in solitary confinement for 10 everywhere these days. even the NUS. In hours without being allowed to talk to fact New Labour Students run the thing. Victory for the his tutors or British officials. In his which made it all the more frustrating that own words, he was not treated like a last year no amount of track-scratching. visitor to a friendly country but a spin doctoring or fact-twisting could ter ►rio. persuade their member.. to kick Free Yet Mark's ordeal is not simply au Education into touch. This was because example of bureaucratic bungling and they were opposed, beyond the iron insensitive policing. ft has wider curtain and with nuclear warheads trained implications for relations with our on Blair HQ, be the other mighty empire European neighbours. Euro. bashing is of the NIPS, a red army of Old Labour's at top of the current political agenda Sound bite idealists, militants and Troiskyists known Hardly a day goes by without the as 'Left Unity'. European Union coming under fire: ministers argue for the ban on BritiSh The Battle beef to he lifted. Cornish fisherman complain of the unfairness of Euro fish So this time was war. It had to be. With a General Election looming. Blair's shock quotas. businesses fear the troops had to bring the student movement intmduction of a single eummcy. annual NUS Conference. Such arguments are understandable on side at the staged last month in Blackpixd. It was win but ignore the many benefits that come Students from closer integration with our al all rusts, even if that meant the mother European partners. Britain is no limper of all handbag tight:, against the angry young men and women of Left Unity. wen:on hold, we got to the decisive vote. a significant global power and our NREuPSOCROTA.S.iFERROEMNCE influence on the world stage depends who were themselves ready to mount a Actually it was a hit of an anti-climax, far more on the strength of the EU than noble defence of Free Education by because New Labour won rawly and gave looking scruffy, shouting loudly and A K Free Education the shove. a result which our 'Special Relationship' with the MAC/CP(701. 1996 always pretending to he working class. thm United States. Our society needs had already Saville obvious betbre it Could the euncrusly nelicul student body contact with the Continent to gain A weekly seen h Pj . studew Ve ,1411('N happened. Over and over again New economic and political strength. be drugged kicking and screaming into the Lahour's glossy style had won votes sin Blairee 'Me Or would the last bastion of iur V, hid 1410 blast •hat \Aglaia; eel-ere. as well as being an enthusiastic committee elections. timings of speeches But these trade and cultural or a ghost teen with hoist I ying apparitions member of Steering Committee. He gave exchanges depend on freedom of socialist values stand fame on principle and the choice of music played over the such as waxworks of Arthur Sear_ and One or Iwo speeches to the gathered mos merit It is vital to he able to and tradition" We mood by for the hall speakers while conferense waited for Tom Berm. assembly, flying the Leads flag high with travel without let or hindrance irresistible force to collide with the people to get out of bed (Take That As for Conference debates themselves. a lucid appeal against time wasting: "You throughout the union. After all, how immovable object. dinviik;ing winners). there were far neer important things to can't have some weird space-time thing to can husinese survive if lawothtding (Incased, Leeds' own delegations So it was that the warriors of Free talk about rust Like whether people do es erything at once." citizens are thrown into jail, even provided several immovable objects Education carnal on making their case should he allowed to take photographs, carrying the correct documentation. during the debate; so immovable, in fact and losing it to the end. though they must whether the diairman should he replaced The Scandal just for meting a country'? it was only when the effects of inebriation have realised no amount of argument or by someone else. what nature and Britain has a proud tradition ot wore off that certain members managed to Lille of course. had been mandated debate was going to change anyone's meaning the union reinstitution poseesses. independence that is far ulder then the stir from their hotel beds and reach by its Annual General Meeting to vote in mind. NUS Confetence doesn't work like All these and many more had to he EU. Although change must come our conference floor. The hotel Meted eater favour of Free Education; such an thin_ Here delegates are like sheep. discussed at length and voted upon - links with the EU remain fragile. With diversions such as swimming pool, instruction, even for them, ought to have devoted and submissive. unquestioningly accompunied by the usual tearthall-style mail) in the public undecided or and squash courts - these for been simple enough. But with blood still toeing the line of The Party regardless of chants and celebrations hefore the debate actively hostile. much depends on students debuting the crisis in education dripping from the knife stuck in the back the situation. As Noon as New Labour took could even begin. thereby ensuring that, goodwill and common sense from Nab funding. But whatever neglect of duties of Administrate in Secretary Richard the tiro debate it was clear Blair had more whatever other sacred cows the NUS sides Cases like Mark Yinten's give may have taken place. we can rest assured Match. we should not forget that these people here and so would nauseous win all might he ready to slauehiet its ovemding ammunim it: as those petty nationalists that President Simon 'Clerpie' Caffrey are Imubled tines for the union, While the votes: evereone might ,ts well have commitment ti i bureaucratic waste who want to block up the channel and and General Secretary Rachel Faulkner every other dekeanort From awes the gone home after five minutes Instead WC 'mains firmly set in stone. entence a bun on Speak', onions. were leaders by example.) nation was battling with conviction for the SW tut three full days to watch 1.500 To repair the damage the Spanish Free tar not so Free Education, that was heart and soul of the student movement. people clapping and whooping and raising authorities must apologise to Mark the question. You were for or against it - niked, if this Lahour-commlled union representatives from LIEU were gathering their voting cants time and again in near Villein immediately for their though there were probably a few Libeled R• anything to go by. we can expect in a smoke-filled room to bicker and identical sequences, all orchestrated tw the big al )% ernMent disgraceful behaviour. Dem rams tumbling about in the middle - in Blair's Britain. squabble over voting tactics_ The situation signals commg from the political Orwell would have enjoyed NUS's II our European partners want us to1 and you c-ouldn't escape it Thew were 1 could only have become more absurd it, conductors sitting on the platform. It gave very own ministry- of Red Tape. known as telnaln on the European gravy train people wearing 7-shins, shouting in your so obsessed by who was pulling wht eat a whole new meaning to the term block Steering Ci enmities:, the Ni de purpose of they should treat ordinary British cal and stuffing flyers down your jumper:. taring"; and who was being the ;mot vote, and at =lung costs or mow Aran There had douhticcs been Wacky Races which is ill move Ilea of paper around and citizens as eueste. not invaders from ea bitchy, Li( ] had carried on with its quarter of a minim' pounds such a between New Labour limousines and Left create more ennui et desired Meat foto vn hoed custard me fight and missed the Free contrived. superficial- vapid event might Unity battlithuses as people 111tVelled to down on bureaucracy Ii will mine as no •duattion vote altogether. These are kids surprise to followers ot 'Where Arc They be seen by many as extravaganr, but when Blackpool. The Winter Gardens toilets. who cause mayhem at home and can't he f 10,000,000,000 he Full story: Instead ot gritted ladies, might have split Now'e 100 Great ac: Autxuks' that he compues it to the taken anywhere without leaking you no longer has to elk about. Mr Blair will into Trots? Blaietes, And anyone keen on Mark Walton. iormcr Financial Affairs deeply embarrassed. doubtless think it an altogether pmfitable pages 1 and 2 the Blackpoul amusements would have Seererary at I 1.11.1. is now happily retired Finally. when all the feuding. week's v. ring found arcade g.arnees like 'Straw Invaders' and living with his constitution in 6 eonstitutions and radional machinations Comment & Analysis LEEDS S11DENT FIllbr, A pril 26, I996 88 The master of controversy destroys yet more sacred cows Exclusive: the 24-hour party city goes to bed his is a tale of two pubs were thinking of calling queuing hir twelve hours is to cities. One is a it a night_ Despite having go int Friday afternoon and chic, sophisticated, almost as many hostelnes as sleep in the bogs. T kebab houses. Leeds pubs still Even if you do get in. It's 24-hour party zone. And all close at the same time. so loud and full of self- the other is Leeds. This One opui in is to spend weeks obsessed trendies you can weekend a few mates and and months gening to know barely hear yourself shout. I decided to go out and the stall in the chance lhaL Despite this, we still tried have a couple of beers. one day, they'll have a lock- only to he told it was one in. What better place than in. But the prospect of being one out. (Apparently bouncers Leeds - the world famous bolted into the Fenton with its- can only count up to twill. We round-the-dock city? usual rag-bag of pierced were forced to head fur town it's just over a year since weirdos makes a 15-year in search of the party. the much-trumpeted launeh. stretch in Parkhurst look Nor did we have the cash when groovy granny attractive. for the clubs we're always Councillor Loma Cohen So we set off to the hearing so much about - announced she wanted to Faversham. the late-night Basies Vague. Orbit etc. All relax licensing restrictions pub/club Since Leeds is now we wanted was a beer, We and enable more places to officially cool. there are more didn't want to pay a fortune to open later. people out and about. get in, hadn't spent all day We haven't been busing the Ted able m open a paper Baker summer or turn on a radio collection and without being told There was also the certainly didn't about the city - the want to puss the cluhhing capital of the evening with a "Okay, so perhaps Planet Earth wasn't such a hot idea" country. the culture option of the Poly Bop gang of wide-eyed fashion victims. On magnet of the North. Whigtield's There was also - fits in to the same Categnry culture the place to be. Radio Saturday Night 'while not the option of Planet but is so had it doesn't even was never really going to take One's recent Sound - in the Endsleigh spilling their spritzer:. We Earth. Top Banana attract queues. off. but [he talk of the all- City was held in didn't slay very long. and the Poly Bop - hi the end, desperate and night party city was quite Leeds in recognition Leeds is not the 24-hour League of clubs the -Eridsleigh depressed, we wound up at exciting. If the extensions to of the city's newly- city it claims to he. Since league of clubs. Harvey's. A big mistake, lust licensing hours had kept pace found status as the switching onto its '24 hour However, queuing down from Mornsons, this is with the hype, then perhaps epicentre of cool. clock', there are no new pubs drinking in the glory of the round the block all night and. where people actually dance .Leeds may have become the How is it, then, at half past in clubs • pot more people in ten last Saturday night we nightlife capital of the once inside, pulling fairy, round handbags. Neanderthal continental idyll it fancied the old ones. This means only couldn't get a beer. for love country. Unfortunately. they ugly freshers while dancing to men in white shins line the itself as. As it is. the more queuing to get in and place open all night is the nor money? By the time we all go to the Fav, These days. the Human League was fairly walls as their minion-dressed- more queuing to get to the Burniah garage - and that got our act together. the off the only sure-lire way to get low on the agenda. LULI's as-larnb partners u-v in vain hat The.promised cafe doesn't even sell alcohol. licences were shut and the in on Saturday night without weekend extravaganza - Party the perfect the an of doing

OW can it he that the basic skills of public IN rite as a Jew effective terrorist force severely relations. One certain who considers currently operating in the financially individual in this office seems Ihimself to he a region. H to feel his purpose in life is to Israel was born out of challenged students now human being shout, annoy, throw pamphlets the horrors of the Nazi first. I do not, winning" lette) have to pay the and generally treat anybody death camps - this staggering amount of who enters into 'his' office and never have. experience should have FIFTY POUNDS in order with the greatest contempt he subscribed to the of achieving political and made the descendants of to exercise their can muster up from his largely notion or "my country economic autonomy - via its victims defenders of supposedly free choice of proponiimed and self right or wrong". peaceful means. human life and dignity no longer attending righteous primeval bulk. It is for this reason that The second point is that rather than its destroyers. modules which, for I view with considerable even if one accepts the Simon Kovar various reasons, have Three pissed off students. anger and frustration the arguments of the Israeli policies Or the Israeli government that these become unsuitable for the Heath ngley. • I government towards the groups constitute a threat, individual involved? Palestinian nation and and that force is therefore Perhaps this would he less sn't it about time that Next time you the Union pressed the their outrageous treatment justified, the military have a spare moment aggrtoating if the information of the inhabitants of the action taken in recent days University to do in this crazy 24-hour concerning this practice was I Lebanon. has been totally out of readily available . not sitting something to improve The suggestion that proportion. There have party city give a big on the leather bound desks of computer access For the flizbullah, or any similar been hundreds of civilian shout out to Leeds those bureaucratic pen pushers student body group, constitute a serious casualties and 400. 0041 Student - the original who feel it necessary to fine The opening hours over Easier security threat to t lir state people have been driven 24-hour student such disgraceful amounts. have been woefully of Israel is ludicrous. from their homes. This newspaper It university officials madequate.and while some of The first and the most constitutes a gross believe it is of absolute US MI5 wish to work on important point is that violation of international Write to: importance to rake in such Sundays the UniveNity .,e.em These organisations only law and of universally Leeds Student newspaper ridiculous :mounts of money. exist because the groups accepted principles of mutable to cater tor us Leeds University Orang-utan perhaps they could put this they represent have been human rights. To accuse PO Box 157 money to better use and invest systematically denied the the victims of "terrorism" LEEDS LS1 1UH Sarah Willing, it in the training of Taught means of improving their is simple hypocrisy. The Fax: (0113) 246 7953, Course Office employees in condition - and ultimately Israeli army is the most

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the best in music brought to you by (lipia. • the garage • COCKPIT SAFE AND SORRY ( Juice music editor OWEN GIBSON was at Sound City and asks What Difference Does It Make?

t would he yen, easy to slag off the venues and thirty minute, sanitised-for-radio, noble ideals orSound City in sets and amongst the teeming clubs; It's Ibringing attention to Leeds, Obvious. D.O.P.E. with Bukan and Peshay providing a forum for new hands and and Up Yer Ronson were all sure Fire bets for generally focusing attention on the top nights out but Leeds hardly needs any north for a change, but I will anyway. pnamotion in that department these days When Leeds was officially declared a anyway. Sound City back at the beginning of the year But surely I'm miaaing the point. The everyone got very excited and promptly wet whole focus of Sound City was about finding - The Its Obvious atm-club club cane up themselves. Well not quite, but there was a bright new stars, unearthing exciting new ,amps dame pi °siding one of the hest nights our vague air of anticipation as the music hods talents and getting them signed by the hungry of the whole week and nut a drumkit or wanks left the rarefied air of the capital and came up packs of prowling A& K men. right? Wrong guitar solo its sight. However, there were cuddly to The Underground to sip champagne and ,call me a cynical gin. but Sound City in fact toys, a cake stall and loads of 303tastic tunes to Lluri.le oysters. Sieve Lamacq gumed and Jo turned out lobe an excuse for those very bounce up and down to in lager fuelled henry. Whitey looked nice in a rock chick kinda way same A&R men, journalists and assorted whilst the names Suede. Chemical Brothers, hangers-on to have a week long holiday. Sonic Youth and The Prodigy were generally act like morons and snort cocaine I" Uproar and ver Sheds - Both whispered. As the weeks turned into months off one another'a backsides, while the only bands implicated in "bloody brilliant. actually" and the list of confirmed acts grew longer, the signatures being applied were to lengthy shocker Triumphant power pop that confounded anticipation turned to mild disappointment as expense accounts. the doubters and effortlessly upstaged their reams of second division indie sets were The seminars were entertaining enough respective headliners. Of course, rye always announced: The Bluetones (who had played but was it really going to help any new hands liked them. Leeds three times only weeks before). Shed to sit and be humiliated by five middle aged

D Seven (T&C the week before). Presidents or suits whilst everyone else present marvelled e

vised the LISA (gems) and marking their roam to at the fact that any decent new bands get the fray of "in the Top 20 one week, out the signed at all if these= the people in charge, Radio One - A hit like a finger of fudge

b next" crap Brinxm bands alter an absence of, And while we're on the subject I don't

(dodgy fixiti metaphor alert) the radio coverage y B oraoh months. there was Sleeper - fucking consider banging out five songs on a rainy.

was top notch. tasty stuff but all over much too en marvelhats. windy car park at 3 o'clock in the afternoon soon. If you disaapeared to get u pint you were E Grantal there were some decent bands to seventeen people and a dog to be a startling likely to miss seventeen bands and return to find ast playing (Dodgy. Dubstar and. of course. The showcase for new bands either. In the end_ the uhiqutous [Amami scaring small children up and O Mimics were all brilliant) but the stench of Sound City amounted to little more than a onstage. anticlimax was forever hanging in the air. few good nights out. before the ridiculously

w Where were the Oasis and Blur of the future? London-centric music industry buggered of en Gi A&R Men - men in suits and ponytaila. Where were the amide A dance acts... and, back down south for another year ready to laminates, units and after-shows al f reVellied to above, all. what was the point? The best bestow the dubious honour on another b

be the work of the devil. We know which very son nights were to be had away from the big humble and galena provincial city next year. big houses in the country you live in and we're coming to bum them down. Oh. and Simon Williams with his NifslE cronies. green hair and dubious fashion sense can fuck off and all. Outside now, the lot if ya.

Sleeper - What do i do now ? Go away. love and slop bothering us with your inane little sub- Mon: Coot Music from Hot Countries Blur ditties about life on the South circular and (featuring the ever so sexy Arthurs/McGurk dual go home and do something useful, like the dishes for example. And, yes. they really were Tues: The Price of Ivory extraordinarily bad; boycott Sleeper now kids - (smooth Jazz and Soul Classics) it's for your own good. you know. Weds: Phil Jordan fa singer/songwriter of Immense Talent in the Leonard Cotton tradition)

Nuages Duo beyond the fringe Fri: Phil Jordan (a "male Ton Amor) n NW Journalist ha' relief by being Froth Bop"! Pop! arived to sample Leeds" and then some: dory sherbet lifir- and for one night only on Friday May 10th Ariche sublerninea at this dab stuff, it takes a sweet-aunt:a The fabulous Bad Sign - Rythmn and Blues band sold-out 0-a-throw gig and full fnirn sundry 60s-types while in true Blues Bros tradition members art HOOD. the night's tieing deliciously, transiently ('taking over where The Blues Band lett off headliners, are locked in deadly now. TUNIC, a band already you can't keep still") serious dialogue: on the brink of attracting salivating industry their first national press attention, carry on in the exposure, the question is, adn:naline-mainlining vein; erm..,Shuuld he be allowed in? they're lrish. they took like mooch Lo-li highlights with No Charge Just buy some grub. Byamajority of one, he's finally Huge), Bear's younger iablinga, have a drink and take it all in. admitted -but only after paying CHARMAINE and no, they don't wear hairgrips over to up. Welcome to the dusty ruse- and stripes tights, but they really ri coloured drawing room that unsigned, unwise Wilda who ought to Forgive them their for one week only, maning-plaee litter "Intimate" venues aiidaLity, though, aN, they've actually got sonic woriderful. JAKES DINER for the quirky, cool and everywhere, except• hey kids'.- skewed. stupidly seductive dOwnrig.ht eludes.% when Ram the they're al wily rather mut or elements of Leeds live grsid When their outlandish song,. abri119*4 Mend of kiddie-instrumenra and 01 course this is but a *4 1.0' Hood are perhaps the iciest. tinny guitars actually gel, they strudgeort of the aliumingly most gorgeottaly difficult sound succeed in pmvnking gentle wide-angle Wi Wid"VieW on i ,lier of spring; influences immaculate. disquiet, in being damn well over Sound City Week - the po.st!,cript - traas'n 'dnima looming like a spellbinding. Blame it on Nicola. included the hluny .art- of MOVIETONE Considered by the Cognoscenti as the Best Pizzas in pwatoral New Order. their songs a girl who whispers home truths school sprawl and the SterColab-isb thrills creep np on you with ainuona at the mic in a manna that makes or Town lines of melody het ore throwieg Liz Cocteau seem like Dave QUICKSPACE And next time ou aes cell miles nun the Gmhi. At4DREW BEA WON SUPERSPORT, Buy Meer or Tunic play Leeds. oratoapbere with bursts of su- AND HIS WI AWN Iw you'll know how to get your fix sshite-ifs-ekaottrlesa noise and ROCK- basically aasoaed HYDE PARK CORNER. WOODHOUSE LANE,LEEDS 6 of cheap thrills; you'll probably endearing. Monochrome member. of Bin. racer and sit in and watch the X-files. T.2746075 existentialism. 78bpneihrosv thine, iota light- nohatit , ah futility 7141lfral are like any of those I a., , Y- L 13 4

BEEN BURGLED this easter? If all your records have been nicked (no doubt by those ubiquitous Gallagher brothers) then consult our handy guide to replacing those embarrassing discs with spankin' new credtastic winners from the past few weeks

( the albums you had stolen •

1. Deacon Blue - When the World Knows your Name Scottish Turd rock from the real gone kids. Pet Shop Boys "Before" 2. Peter Gabriel - So. Pretentious arse. Nice (Parlophone) videos though. hose who drivel on ahnut all Pei 3. U2 - Rattle & Hum. How good it sounded in Shop Boys songs sounding the 1988. How shite it sounds now. . - same will smile smugly on ( the albums you should claim back) hearing this, but why the hell 4. Dire Straits - change a winning formula? The Brothers in Arms. hop from the coolest label to name Absiilutelv fabulous, darling. ultimate MOR dirgepool. You paid check . your money for nothing. MC 900ft Jesus 1. Lionrock - Instinct for 4. Shed Seven - A "Falling Elevators" 5. Sting - Ten Maximum High York's finest Summoners Tales. Detection The complete dance (Network Europe) album claim a piece of Britpop silverware Environmental ramblings from the honorary Geordie Gil. The current obsession for 2. LTJ Bukem - Logical after Going for Gold. catapulting obscure bands into 6. Paul Simon - Graceland. Politically correct or you could save your money Progression Mellow drum 'n' instant infamy via the nonsense tribal tripe. You can call him crap. and wait for Ash, Orbital, that are the Levi's ads shows im bass for the masses• Northern Uproar and the Manics. 7. Phil Collins - No Jacket Required_ Su- sign of ending. Unfortunately this su-sudio...su-su-suspect. Arid he's bald. 3. Ninja Tune Hurrah! is neither as catchy as that hit in Flexistentialism Eclectic trip "Spaceman" nor as perfect ass '50s classics that are periodicali, resurrected. Not even one hit Li winders. I rear, Honky dk0 „171--L/i d i:P)Tr7.[' "Hip Hop Don't Ya Drop (Higher Ground) (Worn out the groove on Three Feet High And Rising? Still fancy some more cool tracks? STEVE COOPER finds out whether The Pretenders to Jazzy Jell 's tin;;;• as the King of Beginner•, h;i; ....pharcyde are worthy successors to the Kings of hip-hop cool... hop, Hooky deliver ;mottle; perfect specimen of commis, ,,, Thun Bizarre Ityde Ii rile mixture oi Int rebellion. I lardcore fans will ht 'la The Pharcydc s ocals scattered (•CF I.t, • disappointed. but Radio I IW emerged hack in the hazy jazz samples ,;1 !;;i; devotees will lap it up by the 1993, it was flying in the face group's second album. sees heats but the rest bucketload. Nut • 1 sou Ilk of current rap tradition. them emerging imti an degenerates into tormillai,- that sort of thing. While the west 0011 altogether ilittercyi ne. repetition. evened in sensehrss gangsta- Still caii,y • Sentiment, although Isms, The Pharcytie. in their going, v. ;IS ,,.11,I Nkilk itgreeahle_ is hardly inspi rill c, • ,wn placid way. were intent on hilt though these macs and the whole album seems ,Ireuting a laid hack successor immediately flatter they pleasant enough. yet lacks the t‘i De La Soul's classic Three ultimately tail to impress. The real killer edge e.,- teer High And Rising. success of recent singles, catapult a meaty n,; Where Bizarre... hailed The "Drop" and mitre recently. the into a great lop-Imp supedl, "Runiiin— gave u• The Wh53 Sleeper "Sale of the Century- fEr)D,If?, (Indolent Records) SEAN BLAKELEY examines the bizarre world of Tricky's Durban Poison like t he Simitis than Moms,c■has lot y,:als, tt he erligillilliC Vicki has IS'kk, -1,11C1.1 13e I lie ail it hot" itln ll the vino: of ■-1 pint if unr takers a shiest ays step with II •• 1;11, , i. worth 1.11 1,.',!! ntc 1 :001.) :I• .111\ foci, 1. ■•!1 Nearly God - a bizarre j 1,1; JI: k.11111,:i for the chance to hear ihe T -11.1S completely wonderful "Oh well- project of disjointed songs Willi \ lint, ,tiPE,1%) . v.11,11 Nr.iik, Lovely an 1:‘ yr, more bizarre motley ha. 1. anti let his rLicst. LAC the ( io.1 hicks is hack his crew of collaborators. limelight a mistake on the Nenelt utaudihlr filtittelltigs often sound The album. thirban PC 71%(,11s Cherry track. "loeethet- Nov, ", like Jubilee "Shake and someone in the studio was Shiver" (Silvertone) doesn't contain the anger or whiCh sounds disturbingly, like a 1o:telling to an F.: 1ri, k• energy ill his ey•ellent ilehut. but pre-pubescent Lenny Kr,o, it.. album kni hi. Wealkiii,ir, ..tli Idol and it manages to take us hirilier down while "Keep Your Mouth Shut". Just hear it but can quill,: yerr, Irv' .1 on inert Hilly !lie Maki.' it about pulls it rem) this foul dark and sinister alleyways accompanied by littak produces urn problem ls, alt Psi rCirriC lust that were introduced to us in one of the alhunfs more would probably prefer track peculiarity.. Almost as .Ylatifiquaye. interesting. moments. that catchy as "Oblivion" but not Pmbahly the hest clue to quite worth tippexing their name Undoulitedly, the best trucks ()urban Poisint ha. its Tricky 's tippnItich comes in the un !)urban Poison are when qualities, bai lik,- th, on your leather jacket for. tits! few seconds as he takes a Tricky and Martina get back prelude 1, , •-• ,:•.• .!, . • , Singles reviewed by -a t ai ile,1 drag on his ever present together, the contrast between important: may be ■se If el the Emma Al-Jumaili and reciet 1•ot the remuinder. Tricky them was part of the essential album trying to escape from the of George Butler youtittually crosses the fine line quality hiaonquitye and Walkman, but then again. producesthe best truck on the knowinit Tricks. maybe we ul In't

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• "Head On - • • Julian Cope • B • ookworm oti may know Julian cope a.., the • former singer of • ythe early -140s • A round up of the week's books post-punk hand The • Teardrop Explodes; you • may know him for his • et-insistently brill albums or • Between Hopes last year's hit. "Try, Try • Try". You may have seen and Memories him protesting against the • Newbury bypass by • Michael Jacobs presenti rig TOp of the. Pope • Picador £8.99 with a giant alien head • called Sqwubbsy. Its easy • to see how that kind of thing • I olu'd thought. as indeed I can overshadow his writing. • tiad, that the glory days of Out hie two hooks are great. ISpain can now only he seen • in A-level history classes: or [Thine out the Cosmic • Vision lwyond the mere that the country has now been mention of stone circles. • transformed into a slightly The popular image is the • dodgy holiday resort populated Angry Julian Cope. the • by greasy men with tight jeans Righteous Julian Cope. or • and garlic sausages. then this the Endearingly thinkers • book will open your eyes. Michael Jacobs; nut only Julian Cope. But there's • more to everyone than their • destroys all such cliches with media image, and Cope admirably witty observations • proves it in Head-On, but proves such an informative Its writing W:4`, • travelling companion that, by apparently something of an the time we've reached exorcism - he siiys it was • Barcelona, Spain had already -information from such a • been beautifully transformed. _strange and distant Other • 11 would he unfair to this Time that I relived the • hook, though, to describe it whole thing over again". only as a travelogue, Jacobs ao • obviously wants to achieve And it seems like it ssas mad enough the first time round. much more than your average • /smelt' Planet writer. Jacobs At first he tells the converses with writers past familiar story of of going to and present famous and university and all the • obscure, managing to recreate anecdotes and scrapes that • the worlds they inhabited and inflow - sex. drugs. • still inhabit. By the last chapter accidental cranial tnjury and • I'd discovered more literary lots of music. Cope falls • landmarks than just the into the nascent Liverpool • windmills which Don Quixote punk scene and his account mistook for giants. of punk is an involving first- He also uncovers those person view. parts of the country which, if He starts The Teardrop • you'd only known about them, Explodes but the hand are would have drawn you to constantly plagued by their pis-head Floyd and that comfy idyll of Provence, he combines criticisms of lamb curries. ohn Lanchesler is the Spain as soon as you'd got Fond and think bloke, are now menus and recipes with aperitifs. and brown sauce clash of personalities - at Deputy Editor of the your own passport. Yet again, battling it out with a new clean- anecdotes about his This and the lecherous hiy e times it seema hell in there J1 4.»tdon Review of Books though. one must he careful but it's absorbing in watch shaven posse who are uplifting idiosyncralis lamil with great interest element embues the and was for three years the not to trap Jacobs within that from outside: we're shown daytime TV with a weekday aplomb he describes his hook with its sour taste. that restaurant critic for the genre reserved for stuffy manager Rill Drummond. glut of such joys as Can't Cook. resentment of. and superiority blip of intriene, deceit and (*.wr•er. In this, his first librarians. This Journey takes Cope's areh-nemesis Dave Won't Cook and Reach Steady to, his celebrated artistic brother downright malevolence which novel, he has created a true to into contact with hippy Balfe. and Echo & The Cook. topped at the weekends who was, he claims. "boni qualifies it as a "heavy" read_ witch of a character, a acid-casualties left behind in without a caul" - unlike such Lanchester matches the Bunnymen singer Ian steamy broth of self-worth with that undeniably superior 1970:cafes still tilted with mid McCulltxth. all of whom are and immorality w hich makes cherry cm top. Masferrhef. Upon greats as -Freud. David Prosaic descriptiveness of men discussing the next stage Leurie Lee with the evil taint of music scene old-hands Said fade to the consistency Opening this book. however, Copperfield and himself. in the revolutionary struggle What is initially a quirky. if Poe, A cross between a melange nowadays. of a watery celery soup. realised this was cookery Sof a against Franco; and al knight of cookery recipes and the The last part of the book Like songwriting„ Writing a unique calibre. Irish stew, tangential. feast of words, panics and festivals through Goats' cheese salad, lemon subsequently develops in to Poisoners' Handbook, this work Sees Cope broken on one good book could he Jollied as the streets. something more sini tiler delights and horrifies at the same long gruelling but acid- the art of not repeating what tart,... delicacy upon delicacy While not a necessity, if heaped onto the tastehuds of the The dismissal of Mary- time. A devilishly good read. soaked trail across the anybody has said before you. Al you are either thinking of Therese to childhood nanny I. is This is food of a different States. risk of using a worn phrase. I brain. travelling to Spain or tir order. For cookery tips. move Rut all the way through, have to say this really is "an Tarquin. the central nothing in comparison to other discovering its literature then misfortunes suffered by all over (airy'.... for the rest, move Head-On is packed with unusual read." character, loves his fOod, Ott a this book is fill !,1011 great little anecdotes, from Chen has been a rage of gastronomic pilgrimage which those whp surround Tarteure over Psycho. the disgraceful university cookery dominating the media takes him from the But throughout 'Tarquin Andrew Elliot shower/ toothbrush/ pia , over the last year Our brace of "hrtitalteation of the British sandwiches ex postulate ine 151• h•rh...ntr IS rob(' IOW Li I' incident to the Teardrops "oldica"._ tight-lipped Delia, national palate" to the culinary about his Mindy between PR;;I,Ii.r Lind costs L . playing Sock, a game involving getting front Ime car window to another Moon, with its confident or talented people consciously crass names and across the roof while racing taken heed of his own moral Alan err the failing This happens to the odd time structure suggest wound the roads of rural Man in the tale. bright orange cover and 1 he critics were enthusiastic jaunty blurb, are loud and clear. William. the novel's central that it is an attempt to write a Wales_ Cope's skill in This book desperately wants to character. in chapter omit also postmodern novel, whatever is to concentrate on about his first novel, The 'Tap Moon Unfortunately, The make you laugh. Well_ maybe I happens to Barrow, who fink to that is. But Barrow lacks the these moments which make Dancer. Man in the Moon is not worthy just didn't get the joke. but it imbue his charm-ter with pathos spark sit Intelligence needed to Head-On such a great read. Andrew Barrow of similar praise. Perhaps only made me laugh once and humnur. pull this off convincingly It is, to use Archdrude Macmillan E14.99 Barrow is suffering from what Barrow appears to recognize his This novel tries and tai l+ Despite all this. The Alan in terminology. a Righteous is commonly known in the potential readership when he he so many things that it the Moon will probably sell. on and Cosmic trip. For some man in the moon booktrade as "bad-second- describes 'decent-looking becomes confused mess. It_, the strength of a good design reason you can only buy it he made a big mistake nuvel-syndrome". and if he is women reading light novels, style is very diajornted, kalis and a better first novel. front the Greedheads at when he "came down then he deserves aortic their faces wincing OW a smile fragmentaryc It attempts to But my advice is: Don't buy ii! Virgin Mcgastore, who toil sorin". and what did sympathy. because it's a highly when they came to a funny hie. mimic the one-liner patter of a And remernhcreelever judge a don't stock enough copies. The learn from his experience? - contageMs disease. attacking My own-face contorted into stand-up comic. But it simply hook by its cover tor the blurb:. but all the same, you must that he shouldn't have bothered indiscriminately. and against something resembling either a doesn't work on the page. praising its predecesor to the hunt it down. Right-On. in the first place. Andrew which even authors is talented smile or intense pain. The shallow rather skies)! wholly lacking James Ramsden Barrow could have saved as Peter HOett have no defence. There is nothing more himself a lot of trouble if he'd The signals given out by The embarassing than watching characterisation, the. self- Caroline Fyffe 15

Richard 111 Dir: Richard Loncraine Stars: Sir Ian NIcKellan e till

n the latest film version of enint4h to keep the ii RIC hani M. Hollywood's ma:a:lice entertained. fall ILisraui of dead malice. his perlormance sejects the comic elements Plavacriebrs - - work has heeheart transported to the I91(1. in a tuber aosirs, such as Olivier. slick. stylised pnaluetion. have emphasised. McKellen's restating in an opulent Rich-xi] Is ton buss ,.ineniane triumph. Stayina to bore himselt with comedy. _foss' to Shakespeare's His dominance of the filth original. the tilm's theme is leaves little for the star- studded supporting cast to do. ones the effect of evil - how it is Dennis Potter, the scourge of British television censors, difficult to stop once set in but Kristen Scon-Thomas is motion, and how personal excellent as the opium addict power can he used I and seduced by Richard next to may be dead, but his ghost lives on to haunt us. abused to create a popular her dead husband, as is Nigel Movement. Hawthorne as the king's first JIM BISWELL finds out what life is like beyond the grave Sir Ian McKellen is royal victim. magnificent as the The performances are o you ever gel the writing of and the content wondrous- Thing?, directly in you've got. although you use M achiaVelli an anti-hero, enhanced by the sets and feeling/ Thal the of his new works for from of me are somehow your own voice, the words are locations which provide the presenting themselves to me. written for you" - his script is woo tint widows in morgues story's too damn television. Kara ke and film's backdrop and great use ► Everything i. demanding look. an attempt to smuggle into the and murdering brothers to cold Lazarus. has been made of buildings real/ And in the present I submerge a great future something of his own baths. Despite Richard's Both written while Potter look at me. such as the Battersea Power tense?/ That you're the voice. comment, "I can smile.. and was experiencing the final pan of my se II into the murder while I smile.- and the Station and Brighton Pavilion. only person sitting in the However - and this is what throes of an acutely painful newness of that self. where iihvious enietlailittlent he The interiors are just aa lavish audience?" everything is both trivial and is going to make these plays pancreatic cancer. they derives satin death. the as the film's language. The If Dennis Potter's significant. including the bloody amazing if you ask me promise to he, like much of his audience is still drawn to Rini, fascist theme is never a future he is decade-by-decade trawl other work, more than a little differenee between the two." - the very a. are his minions, burden. and references to smuggling this to. the future of through the popular songs autobiographical. and also. he For Daniel Feeld (Albert McKellen's performance is Nazi Germany WC More for Finney), the main character of Odd Lazarus, is one which of suburban Britain hopes, "as fitting a testament lull of sly grins and knowing stylistic purposes than Karooke, has cryogenically buten his (Pennies from Heaven, 11w to My character and career as 1 things star winks. His sardonic and anything more sinister. This -presenting. themselves" to head, and given people the savage soliloquies an issued classic depiction of politics Singing Detective. Limiiik should ever want". What this means in him in a more inimical way. opportunity to use his quietly and quickly, and are and power has been expertly on YOUr 6111(0 had ever memories via some virtual !hypo-I-real terms is that the He believes he is being fed all the more effective fin it If updated and turned into a film got as far as the I 970s there hack hues of a script he has reality contraption and thus Brantieh's lengthy lectures to triumph Never has the allure is no doubt in my mind that central character of &awoke undergoes some of the same been writing while working as experience life 400 years ago - the camera in tithelle bored of evil seemed so inviting this particular sonic feelings as Putter had a karaoke-muister. Within his effectively' to make-a game of US. McKelle.n's short, sharp Benjamin Cook masterpiece by Jethro Tull immediately before his death. world of karaoke - where his head. And, as it would would have played in great during the period of his last "everythine is written for you happen, the script he has been prominence. It refers both frenetic flurry thus: "The and you haven't gut much writing in Karanke is the plat Cherubini's Medea to the context of Potter's !lowness is absolutely apace. and even the space to this foreseen future. So one Dir: Phyllida Lloyd Stars: Josephine Barstow, Thomas Randle ::1.,•... Is an) truth In the As is. how eS er. what sanity and the reality of his journey through time, icncl !alai ail adih,1 Is his Cherutsini produced by Twelve Monkeys Gilliam calls this the first I,•,..+ it hest alai, I,h,.ii Ow Manipulatine these elements. Dir. Terry (Milani :in,pices for an 4 .1-,:r.:11,.. :Intl what I )pens Nt th so,rty Hotta- wood 'art' movie. You Stars: Bruce ills. Brad Pitt can see his point. The film sL,T,Ion of Euripides • 1/4 .!rea off so well anklet ilo not bode well. directorship of Ilida si.)..,,,f,,T,..1,1in one,\ no eaay solutions lit straightforward narratise and -Veil 111s tmteci NOtIlys .ind all 1100...1. 1, :1 s:111,1%1112 „hi., .111 %%hos!: resists the hmptatiun to pile tin hid lo.,:ciness of mum._ artistic balance of spoken i. ktliat'IIL W.:VIA/10ns did E heaps of l'retaliatt To perform at feasts. dialog I a Ions -htritk ,,,, bey., ildcrffig, the:, tnake you banquets and celebrations lC4:1111114tit' • blII/• illg up ti caul 1. ■head strai,Aii oa‘a, Into psych,ihaltite Instead it dazzles Hut o tilti.le ....!iikl Clare Incredibly intense and lam the cininla Ili pii.ac iiievilwr Ihe file :1111.114:11LT M.1111 a tremendous army ill .•I .1 II .1.1 II '.1, nuts IN: ISIVCI1.111s... stinting. 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0 human flesh by way of an t's (film of the week I evening entree. ha Maybe they Friday think it'll help What's going up and their lad see in Blue Ice (1992) the dark a hit down in the Leeds ITV 10.40pm Netter or You can't keep a good ;nail down, much %Indent hot fihns hit something) less a mediocre one, so it should Come as Paranoia reigns in hunchof scummy lowlife corns no surprise to find ever-reliable Michael this darkly comic parade? commit a brilliantly hilrTur mi +s it ,it„..,„„ ti, Caine 51 rutting his cockney stuff in tilts planned robbery but things don't A espionage adventure, which has Caine g.1 according to plan - and not.one of basically reprising his Harry Palmer alter 12 MONKEYS them has a dopey name like Mr Orange. - monkey ego from the 60.s film series based on the Sunday Yup. John Huston directed this baby back magic. novels of Len Deighton, This 1990s tale in 19.50, rei FIN enting the crime movie as relT"‘ features updated sex and violence, but its we know it and, ei ving a little known We're No Angels (1989) Gilliam mss of Mike Caine eoes starlet called Norma Jean I that's Marilyn routine mayhem as Mad BBC1 11.10pm myth. madness and Monroe to you and met her big break berserk, and ices a few villains in the heart Confusing. engnNang. name of British action cinema. An Asphar Jungle is the first heist movie hi v, ith Brad Pitt's bottom on unusual dunce of picture for director tell the tale from the thieves' perspective. show, Bruce Willis also MUM. Russell Mulcahy of //rOitandrr fame. and the view ain't pretty. What you get is AgGfifit Slkweortr Cinema, at grim. downbeat. but exciting tale ()I ,.ads. bounders and other nogmiudniks in Saturday ii - RICHARD III - and not a hint of 1970s pop music Hardy either Parents (1988) brilliant. Channel 4 10.30pm sir espiaure with a _.0th Nazi-facist twist. Sec it (film of the week II) for fan McKellen's dark, malevolent turn Alt ;Af & Stu..., one ( forma,

BROKEN \FARROW- shooting blanks? Fravolta again, hew with C'hrict out Slum in John Wi to's (Sunday, BBC2 11.45pm) thrills and spills action romp. watt a shos.Io, f MM.; The flip side to Oliver Stone's Wall Street. whose message seems to he that. sure, there's a whole hunch of coke- snorting, no-lunch eating lizards SUDDEN creaming off the dough in America's DEATH - dead financial capital, but nice guys needn't good. necessarily finish last. Melanie Griffiths summer' here •al Jean plays the secretary with the ambition In t laude is haLls with this average climb the corporate ladder, assisted by /tic Hard The turkey of the week: this is the action impersonation . Harrison Ford and a snazzy new hairdo. 'criminals hide out on holy ground' MGM c.CE •hourase Cinema.% Kiss goodbye to those carefully laid music which makes Nuns On The Run plans to do an MBA - it really is as look like a masterpiece of comic timing simple as all that. Sigourney Weaver and ingenuity. Here. Sean Penn and MIGHTY shows up to knock Griffith off the yellow Robert DeNiro (both of whom should NEW APHRODITE- Krick road but you know which way this have walked) play a pair of convicts who O god awful? is headed from the start - and it's no less More neurotic cradle-snatehing charming for that. Watch out too for escape from the grey bar hotel and find Throughout the 191i1)s, black comedies themselves holed up in a monastery til from Woody Allen who just goes current toast of Hollywood. Kevin 'The about suburban life plagued cinemas like the heat cools down. Respected through the motions these day Usual Suspects', 'Serer,' Space), in an a bad rash. Blue lielvet. The 'burbs. kwre Pars and f.L•t. Oft...U.11 early role as an obnoxious Wall Street playwright David Mamet penned this Society - and this unheralded tycoon gem from miserable lumbering mess, Neil 'The former actor Bob Balaban. It's about a Crying Game' Jordan transferred his (Saturday ITV 10.05pm) boy who gets suspicious of the meat his vision iii the screen. but the pedigree AkTRAINSPOTTING - get parents serve up for dinner every night. involved ensures that this is a real dog, a return ticket. Never mind mad cow disease, this kid See this drug -I netted, thinks mum 410 dad arc dishiny up classic again before the also showing... 0backlash starts. Fast and Monday I norms with a tub suundirack. I *dr, VI ti SA/nn at/ rifle/Ian Capricorn One (1978) BBC1 11.45pm TOY STORY - 1-here's paranoia of a different sort in playing it cool. this t'OUSIVrtION.:1-ii adventure which O Nut last itIf the lu rids.tstronatti OJ Simpson and a hunch Irthi,,,anuncr :InTillatif iii other unlikely heroes trapped in a flip ins and warehouse that the American public is damn luaus is being told on naolmal television is Mars Once 01 and his lellow crew members realiseitie g twlehrenvfficoanni :st stultame warehousehosheu e

exposed i they try to make a run for it. THE Utterly ridiculous plotting. but tense and MEW BIRDCAGE- suspenseful nevertheless. from a rime cheep thrill. IA hen 'The Juice' was still a nut tonal kJ Alio ■ treasure. Director Peter Fly ams went on entry again (Ifir) in ga tmmvh to helm much more plausible action "0111 Etir lug II ru Nrlitighten moves such as Tintecop and the current anyone Lip -Ciari"ld it;:tn ,i):::1/1 1. both with Jean Claude Van For full listings see pages 8-15. and there's more: Pulse...The Bachelor Party...Pride and 18 Prejudice... and AWOL!

111.1•E1 The Mot Friday, April 26 Headz • tonight with E A S.E Cottage Road: Newbee and Wayne Seeley, io- T.F.I. Friday, Ch.4, 6pm & 12.15am Sense and Sensibility 5 20 8 00 2.30am £5 I E4conc's Over the Easter vacation TFI (Ryder did the same on his Friday has been essential Radio'One Breakfast Show) the Pleasure Rooms Hyde Park: viewing, II made the tabloid programme now goes out with a up Yer Ronson, with guest II Post!no. 6.45 headlines l the usual "stop this time lapse. during which an!, Brandon Block. 10.004 00. El Mighty Aphrodite 1.00 filth" rubbish) after Shaun members a Nusies others naughty bits (like Robbie Ryder appeared on the live Showcase (phone 01924 for saying "shag"? are show, only to utter a slur details): The Afterdeck, Morley. or edited out. Shame_ Tonight. we Broken Arrow. Toy Story, Dead T.F1 Fricay - And the F doesn "took otr etc. I( was of course. get more of what Chris man Walking, Twelve Monkeys, stand for :Four' brilliant. Since this latest considers to be "cool'. nests, Tratrispottreg, Sudden Death, scandal to hit Chris Evans including....Sleeper!! Bed Cage, Babe, Jumare, The Cockpit Sense and Semitelite Mighty Brighton Beach Aphroane, Get Shmte Before 60s Modernism meets the bus, BBC1 1 BBC2 ITV Ise And Alter of the GO& including soul and 2 COO max in the little room• plus live argil I The Lounge: weirdness horn Dave °event Business Breakfast, 7.00 The Bird Cage 5.40,13 10 and his Spirit wire. 6.00 6.00 Open University. 7.15 See 6.00 UMT V, 9.25 Win, Lose Or 5.00 4-Tel On View, 6.35 The tipmelam. £5. BBC Breakfast News: 9.00 Hear Breakfast News: 7.30 Draw; 9.55 Calendar News Wonderful Wizard 01 Oz, 7.00 Breakfast News Extra: 9.20 Can't Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles The Big Breakfast, 9.00 The MGM: Weather; 10.00 The Time.. 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verdict... Most men has e a bloody clue it seems. Pies: Willem Jas pert and Nick Lee HouseworIK Thursday 2nd May Boy George with resident Anne Savage (Vague, Ark) ... and in the back room Craig Christon Doors Open lOpm - 2am Admission £4 with NUS, £5 without Due to the huge response Housework has received so far, we will soon be moving weekly to Fridays, lOpm - 4am Friday 24 May - launch party Friday 31st Miss Moneypennys Tour Al McKenzie with Jim 'Shaft' Ryan (D:ream)

Admission on Fridays will be £5 with an NUS card, £6 without. Selected drinks promotions. Housework, at the Warehouse, Somers Street, Leeds. Consumer Affairs 13 competition Armchair Shopping

If their is one thing that you get the buzz without eases a troubled mind its having to leave the sofa. a trip down the local What could be better? shops to blow the grant. If JENNIFER MATTHEWS you want to save on shoe looks into buying without leather then the revolution budging... in home shopping means

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Do you want a job this summer organising INTROWEEK '96?

INTROWEEK is one of the largest events of its kind in the country. It provides entertainment and events for the 4,500 new students arriving at the university.

Introweek Organisers Employed for varying lengths of time before Introweek and for the week. This involves a lot of hard work and administration, working with the Introweek Secretary. During Introweek, organisers will have responsibilities for certain events and work long hours. Also. being an organiser is great fun as you will be running all the events.

Jobs INTROWEEK ORGANISERS:

1 for 10 weeks 1 for 6 weeks 4 for 4 weeks 6 for 2 weeks

If you are interested in any of these positions and would like more information, please pick up an application form from the Education Secretary, in the Exec office.

Closing date for application forms is 3 May 1996. There are also vacancies for Group Leaders and Stewards for Introweek '96 4111.1M■ ARTHUR ANDERSEN LFI.DS STUDENT Frairy March 1.5. t996 4 Careers 1 111.R VS DERSEN & CO SE' STOP THE PRESS SO YOU WANT TO BE A SUN JOURNO? CLAIRE O'LEARY FINDS OUT HOW

or tiniii‘and, ,•r aluable St-in-mimes JAIN CoE111,211 lor the students. iN110:10111 will crop up when you've Training of Journalists Fthose study ing an arts been somewhere for a short (Near , Unfortunately subject, journalism seems time. and it you've made an these courses are often like the ideal career impression you'll he in with expensive and again However.. fierce ctimpetiton a Mg chance admission Is very. makes it one of the most The hyperactive hack in a competitive. Howin ea, they difficult to get into II seems mac with his notepad and do offer a solid grounding there is no ined and tested pencil in his hat ready ter in all areas of newspaper method tOt entry - rt is rather pounce on a stop, is a journalism and a recognised a question of being in the stereotx pc but hears some qualification iCarditt and right place at the right time. resemblance to the truth. City universities being the Yet if you truly burn v. Mr the According to Robin. "You most respecledi. desire to write • essential for have hi keep on hassling Robin Perrie took the other a journalist here We some editors Iv be considered and option and worked his way tips I gathered from Robin show all the tricks and up to a national paper after Perris. former Editor of wilyness you'd use to get a working on the itlorle) Leeds Student and currently story when you're trying to Observer and Yorkshire writing for TheS4 1lt. get a job. Keep writing Evening Post, He said he letters • I think I wrote did encounter some GETTING STARTED about 70 in all! Selling your prejudice against local It's really important to gain stories to the papers also papers. but was amazed by as much work experience as gels you noticed': the the number of people in top you possibly can this really quirkier and funnier the positions that started out on is an industry in which better " a local rag. "Obviously Fm you've got to get your name biased towards doing it this noticed. Working on the FORMAL TRAINING OR way. but it is good to he student paper is an ideal LEARNING ON THE JOH? earning and to he involved in starting point and spending a A question often asked is actually producing a paper At couple of weeks on local or N hethei n is essential to college your work never giit!, national papers during the attend a course at one of the further 1..anh .3e classroom1 holidays is definitely colleges accredited by the wall" CHASING THOSE LEADS FOR THAT CAREER LAUNCHING HEADLINE . Pic. T Gallagher

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18 LEEDS STUDEIVI I•nci•) April 2M1. 19C1S, Sport A return to former glories at Headingley is long overdue TIME FOR WHITE The WrightWright Formation ROSE TO BLOOM Paul Richardson sees a light at the end of the RE CAREE! I. if ever you By Paul Wilson Channel for Venables' European experiment end up talking cricket to a native of the White Rose IS THIS the sinew of things to emits:non. And alter playing the county. because every "lest playere Moxon and Blakey coupled with the come? The post-mortems entice season in the 'taring line- Yurkshireman worth his into the experimental up, Neville at last managed to pudding knows everything rejuvenated Peter Hartley and continental formation will put a docent cross in just before about the summer game. England A spinner Richard certainly he thorough after half-time. His time mill come. Its in the blood up here. Stemp, you have a team England secured a goalless but not until after June but for 10 odd years now it capable of big things. So on draw against Croatia on The same prognosis applies has been a little anaemic. The those spare afternoons that Wednesday night. io Robbie Fowler. Normally passion remains. but on the may just crop up this term. You must respect Terry nerveless, his first touch was pitch. like another eleven man you could do far worse than Venables for his hold decision poor and his deft chip to Stone Leeds team who play in white. going down to Headingley to to change England's playing will he overshadowed by his Yorkshire have been see just what this bunch of elyie just six weeks lvfore the diabolical volley from six yards consistently inconsistent. They gifted players might achieve start of Euro'96. 1_esser men in the second half. sere once the cricketing A little hit of famous w ould have been accused of On the plus side, the oft- equivalent: of Liverpool. Yorkshire grit, along with a bit inconsemency, but Venables criticised David Platt pawed his piling up 29 championships of good fortune, should make knows success is only possible knack of running from sleep is since I890. but infuriatingly. for a very interesting season. this summer if our best players precious at this level. only three one day trophies Knives arc flexible enough to counter epitomised by his diving have been won since the last our upeonetu.N. strengths. header. excellently saved by of those titles in 1969. This Attention will also he Pneitieeki and Hoban Would Mrmic nti half-lime Stunte has meant a lack of Brass() on focussed on the national game. have carved apart a flat back Pearce clearly enjoyed his More i he Readineley expense It's very ease to have a go four with their runs front deep central role. making even more account and frequent trouble at English cricket right now on Wednesday. Instead they robust challenges than usual at Clunk everybody is doing it. Maybe were ably marshalled by the with the unfortunate Aeanovic The coming campaign is this writer should get a slap on deep-lying Plan and hex linnet being the tall guy thus an important one for the the wrist guards for a spot of in man auxiliary centre-half, Croatia are now about as Tykes. For the umpteenth band wagon jumping, but the Any danger they failed to avert dark a horse for the time in umpteen years. the poor showing of the national championship: as Desert was swept up by Mnrk Wright. side looks good on paper. The side in South Africa and the Fie revelled in his first Orchid ever was in its prime. rest will be realising this World Cup means that knives international since 1992 and Many may view the game as written ability our in the have been sharpened once showed the kind of composure nothing more than a dull draw. middle. again. one expects from the master of but England demonstrated that But its not all doom and this position, Holland's Danny they can compete with one of Erasing gloom. David Lloyd. Graham Blind. the best teams the continent Gooch and David Graveney A few players failed to can offer. The countdown for New Skipper David Ryas has the task of uniting the have eome aboard as manager enhance their reputations, MOM the championships starts here, and selectors respectively notably Steve Stone and Gary who knows what Englund can undoubted individual talents into an effective learn. He three well respected men with Neville. Seine may have a do if they can show as much embitters and new ideas, 'good engine' but his imagination on the pitch as himself will he hoping to eontinue his fine form of last hopefully to he reflected in shortcomings were evident at their manager has in his their team selections Wembley. Get well ssxm Parrefl tactics. season when he finished second in the nms scored table However, many cricket lovers and entered the England feel that Ian Botham's taleiii. reckoning. The two England passion and drive would have players Gough and White will been a more useful addition to DARREN GOUGH : Will he wilt or blossom for Yorkshire in 1996? have to Maintain top form, the England set-up. Also, the while Aussie haisman Michael continued presence of Ray Our PGCE Courses Bevan must continue his good Illingworth as chairman of must he its refusal, effective tine Sri Lankans fall victim to work of last season in erasing selectors still rankles in some from this seaeon, to allow any this ridiculous piece of Lord's Offer More the had memories of quarters. overseas players front nations jingoism. To say that our Tendulkar and Richardson. Victims who do not undertake senior players will not benefit from Yorkshire also boast some tours in this country, to play in playing with the likes of of the hest young players in Complaints about the the county championship. Yet Jayasuria or Dc Silva, who last £800 for example bureaucracy of the TCCB the country in Michael it is the TCCB itself that year got 1781 at an average of don't stop there. In a winter The School of Education at the University of Leeds is a high Vaughan, Anthony McGrath. decides who tours. So the just under 60 runs per innings when common sense has been paying public will miss out on for Kent, is pure folly Enough quality initial teacher training department with an Chris Si Is erwoocl and the highev promising howler Paul lacking the most ridiculous seeing some of the most of the bickering and red tape international reputation in teacher education and research Hutchison. When vier add ex- Elting of the governing body exciting players of today as though, best play cricket. Our secondary PGCE course is one of the largest in the country and operates with over 50 schools and FE colleges in the West Yorkshire area. Successful applicants to PGCE courses during the academic yeat 1996-97 in the following subjects will receive a bursary of Cyclists' reserve put on trial at least E800. trout of Manchester "A', Leeds quickened and the team, by ' Biology • Chemistry • Physics • Mathematics • IT A HUGELY impressive Billy By Julian Dimech of 48 victories helped the University 'B' comprising Tim now reduced to three riders. Modern Languages • Technology • Religious Education I \IUSU Netball teams win A HASTILY rearranged course Evans. Jon Greenwel I. Mike Alex Herbert. Julian Dimech Bannister and reserve lain and reserve Nick Thomas. rode In addition. holders of degree classes I and Iii will receive a the Championship Title at the and difficult weather conditions Whirwham, always looked like University Scholarship of £250 recent Annual Easter Sports slid LULI's cycling teams no well together. with Herbert being caught and the red Festival in the Isle of Man. favours in the sup time trial at doing more than his fair share Students of Modern Languages will also be entitled to a grant jerseys of Manchester soon The event attracts teams the BUSA national of work at the front. Thundered past of up to £100. to assist with foreign travel during the from must universities and championships in Norfolk. them. On the uphill drag to the Nevertheless, Leeds '13' academic year. this year a record 2700 The event saw teams of four finish Leeds 'A' were caught continued to ride in formation briefly by Cambridge 'Be but If you want to find out more, write. telephone or e-mail for a students took part in a wide cyclists riding a 50 kilometre range of sports. miles' course, the idea but eventually finished well held MT the challenge to finish prospectus and further information, Unbeaten over the entire being that the work is shared down the field in nineteenth 200 yards clear of their place with a time of 1.2501. The Graduate Certificate Office, School of Education, weekend, victories were out amongst the team with the pursuers in a time of 1 16.24. . Due to injuries. Leeds 'A' had secured over several notable leading rider providing shelter well behind Manchester's University of leech. Leeds LS2 9JT. Tel: 0113 233 4523 not ridden together previously winning time of 1.04.44, This sides and the scalp Or BINA fur the following three, The E-mail: E.A.Newerianeeeducetion.leedseneuk as a quartet and as a result, they meant that Leeds 'A' finished finalists Loughborough was overall time is then taken from struggled ro find a rhythm in 12th out of 24 but both teams Promoting excellence in teaching, learning just one of the well earned the third rider to cross the line. the early part of the race. After left having thoroughly enjoyed and research. triumphs. Starting just three minutes in the Imp at. hal ( way. Jbe nttee the competition...... _

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100 Hvo-e4,14 No.10: Ipswich v Norwich DA SILVA OPENS By Ben East

PICTURE the scene. A clash ol the country cousins with enough hate and fury to start the nest world war (and that's just on the

Norwich's equalizer front the uniquely green-haired Jaime Cureton. sends the travelling GOLDEN MONTH horde, of Canary fans into long and lengthy taunts of "Nowhere.. Ipswich are going WHEN Arjuna Ranatunga glanced the hall to nowhere!" the third man boundary to beat Australia, he not Three minutes to go and only swept Sri Lanka to s iet ory in cricket's Ipswich are silent. watching their Premiership dream slide ;mar_ World Cup final but also sparked an explosive month for sport. Ullathorne sends a seeming!) By Zoe Feller innocuous pass hack to Bryan In this month of the Gunn but he contrives to miss the unexpected. it was the rank Roy Evans complained ball by about five yank; arid turns outsiders Sri Lanka who made about his side's "Kamikaze round in horror to see it trickle the headlines. They earned football." but few pundits into the empty net. sweet revenge just weeks after would agree with him. Seven An eerie silence pervades the Aussies had refused to play goals barely even begin to Portman Road. No one can them in Colombo. describe the amazing football believe it. Destined to he on The Australians batted first seen that night. Newcastle every single sporting gaffe. and although they made a good recovered from Eow let's second video hencetorth, Gunn 's mishap start. the Sri Lankan spinners. minute opener to go in at halt' was an unforeettahle spoiling extracting extravagant turn. time 2-1 in front. and Asprilla*s moment. Even if you' re pegged them hack. Most of the 57th minute goal restored Norwich fan. match Aravinda Da Silva took equality at 3-3. But they had no three wickets and then scored a reply to Collymore's Oath truly majestic century Ably minute winner, an awesome supported by his colleagues and left-foot strike. Liverpool are ACTION REPLAY poor Australian fielding they said to he making an estimated ran out deserved and very 5m for the sale of TV and popular victors. video footage. THIS WEEK IN SPORTS HISTORY But underdogs were not the Tearful only ones to succeed this No. 12: Taylor's Championship month. Like Rough Quest. clear And then there was Augusta. 28th April, 1985 favourite in the Grand National. A month of emotional Mike Tyson romped home. upheavals turned full circle By Alex Gulthay regaining his heavyweight title when Greg Norman choked on in Las Vegas. All the hype and the final round of the US WITH the World Snooker speculation had persuaded Masters. What should have Championships currently in thousands of Britons to make been a .slOry about Nick Faldo progress. it seems appropriate to the trip to cheer on Our Frank', shooting a final round of 67 to remember what was arguably the and thousands more to shell out win became the talc of the greatest final in the history of the 15 quid to watch on Sky at golfer who threw it all away. event. home. In the event, Bruno Having led from the opening From 841 down. Irishman lasted two-and a-half rounds, day, an amazing turnaround saw Dennis Taylor recovered the pair as ill-matched as in '89. a six shot lead become a five magnificently to draw level with It was almost a relief when the shot defeat. After the final pun, Steve Davis at 17 frames apiece, referee ended the bout. Faldo consoled a tearful but looked to have thrown n 111 Norman, who seems destined away when an audacious double Kamikaze never to wear the green jacket. With all this as only a taster on the black agonisingly failed to If the boxing didn't prove of what is to come in the next drop. Davis was left with a fine value tor money, then the clash cut for the tide. but made too thin between Liverpool and few months. including the Olympics, the European a contact and left Taylor with an Newcastle at Anfield was Championships and easy pot for victory. certainly worth this month's Wimbledon. 1996 promises a Everybody remembers the subscoption to Sky Sports truly great summet of sport. image of Taylor triumphantly alone. Aravinda Da Silva hits out on his way to World Cup glory Inset: Master Faldo consoles Norman holding his cue aloft a vivid illustration of the tantalising reversal of fonune that those in the Crucible theatre and I s million television viewers were privileged enough to enjoy. Dunscombe's kicking comes good Bronze Adonis BOTH Leeds universities were would surely have won the with great enterprise and LMU Scored the hest try of represented at the recent LMUSU 15 LOU 16 game for his side. confidence. But just before the match. Cadman put Taekwon-do championships in Cadman scored the first the break L111.1, who had not himself clean through with an Sheffield. Alan Taylor and Dan Rugby Union try after Lilt) had taken an looked like scoring. tied the outrageous dummy and early lead through a Malt score with a try that owed switched with Nick Rose 'Iceman' Bradley rose to the Report by JULIAN BETTS challenge of unfamiliar Dunscombe penalty. The much to their persistance and who strolled over with no Unaffected freestyle rules, but LMUSLI's RUGBY can be a cruel LMU pack secured good justified their decision to go defender near, Paul Burke went one better, game. LW scored three possession from a ruck and fur seven points rather than LUU regained the lead with winning a bronze medal in the tries to LUU's our, missed the fly-half went over in the settle for an easy three_ After straightaway hiack belt category. all six of their attempts on corner. several tapped penalties, the Dunscorribe's third penalty. goal and lost by a single LMU defence was finally The last tO minutes point. in doing so they Overlap breached br James Peelage were played at breathtaking Final heartache proved that as unfair as it They doubled their total who crashed over from close pace with LMU throwing might seem, goal-kicking soon after. A hopeful punt range. everything into attack. Rose DISAPPOINTED LUU still wins and loses matches. upheld was well chased and The first 20 minutes of the was bundled into touch rugby league teams were Rich Barlow was the main again the halt came out on second half were relatively inches from the line and both beaten in the finals of offender. fluffing five kicks the LMU side catching LUU tight with LMU coming Barlow missed yet another the BUSA championships. while Tony Cadman. having short in defence. The overlap closest. LUI.1 needing a try penalty They deserved to The 1st XIII lost 16-3 to missed his sole effort. was well used. Paul Sheldon saving tackle from their win and should have done so Liverpool John Moores with decided that with only two scoring in the other corner substitute winger Sam Beavis Iwo minutes tram time but Cadman lost his head and Armitage and McCormack minutes remaining enough with men outside to spare. to save them. Midway scoring points The 2nd XIII was enough and opted to run LAW seemed to be well in through the half, trailing to with it sew the chance of victory slip away. lost 18-14 to Loughborough. an easy penalty chance that control at this stage playing another Dunscombe penalty h 35

1-",,S- 1 J : I SPORT ) AIN I ' SPORT All round Ross seals MATT FINISH FOR victory

Men's Cricket Report BUSA CHAMPIONS By Paul Wilson SLOW and damp conditions conspired to make the 60 over clash between LMUSU and LUU a relatively uneventful one. but LMUSU's victory gives them the early initiative in the BUSA Northern group games. On a breezy and overcast day. LUU were looking for revenge after the defeat at the hands of their city rivals last season. Both teams boasted promising new players, and held high hopes for the coming _mi seart l;SU won the toss and elected to field. Their early howling was straight and extremely economical. pegging back the LUU top order to a measly 45-3 at lunch.with openers Jarrett-Kerr and Soulsby out for 12 and four respectively. The pre-match expectations of LUU skipper Neil Walmsley were thus hastily readjusted- Howe ver. after lunch the pace of the came changed and LUU began to score at a more lice fy rate. with Anthony Scammcll scoring 33 and Walmsle ■,' finishing on an unbeaten 53 to leave his side with a rather more respectable total of 155-8. Ross taking -1-14 for 1144ustr, Victory KINGS FOR A DAY: The victorious side celebrate their title in style Plc: Darren Behar Given the relati el) low target where defences dominated scored with a fierce shot. required for victory. and LUU 1 STAFFS 0 and entertainment was at a This should have knowing the conditions were unlikely to improve as the Men's Football premium. calmed a lew nerves. but afterntnrn progressed. LMI'SU Our PGCE Courses Report b!, Darren Behar As Staffordshire tried in nervous play allowed vain to break down it resilient Staffs too much time and took a. very steady approach to their innings. Although Kevin Slater scored the defence, marshalled space 13(il it was to he Offer More \I NTT Ogley gave his all In taking 3- goal in an edgy throughout by Nick Fox. day as the 38. they duly completed the task ill s 1 national final to LUU waited patiently for an opposition strikers were set and compiled a winning disc l.LIt' 3rd XI opporninity which came after unable to convert their few a hard score of 157-7. The all- £800 for example earned victory over it string of wonderful saves half chances and the game rounder's award went to Ross Staffordshire. by Leeds keeper Phelian was won- The School of Education at the University of Leeds is a high who followed up his earlier For much of the game Redwood had denied Team captain Slater quality initial teacher training department with an three wickets with a determined both sides looked anything Staffordshire a deserved lead. described winning as "a international reputation in teacher education and research. but cup finalists. However Mao Dorian won a 50-50 dream come true for 43 (1111:1th1 sides will look to an Our secondary PGCE course Is one of the largest in the team spirit of tackle and passed to Raph team whose hard work has the strong improvement in form and the Leeds side was in Altman. who skipped two payed off"' The team now country and operates with over 50 schools and FE colleges in conditions lor their remaining evidence rnttit the moment tackles and crossed to Ben hope to carry on their the West Yorkshire area group games against York. they took the field, Jackson_ He headed the ball success in an upcoming Bradford. Sartori] and favourites Successful applicants to PGCE coutses during the academic standing out in a match down to Slitter who promptly semi- final. Manchester year 1496.97 in the following sutler:Is will receive a bursary of at least £1100 • Biology • Chemistry • Physics • Mathematics • IT • rot) Do oN YouR Hocirmys ? Modern Imaguages • Techtutiogy • Religious Education EMS Pa WHAT DID In addition. holders of degree classes I and 111 will a receive F~iirr.tt YOUR Et FOURS] University iDtpy06 it1rgE5s sin you- AfiA2E OR DID 'ft.° 0E6titve HOLY wEcic? Scholarship of f.250 s.err youf; NUJ r-0...vp HADA t Ty?, AND SISTERS win{ wActcy• LIFE Students of Modern Languages will also be entitled to a gram ANECDOTES CIF UNIVERZY m"t:couvreux/t i•Ce tejltUtle IJD of up to £100. to assist with foreign travel during the ft; T. 'EF ra r1 lAraP 'MN boue015 This kOtN ybc7 Fr41.54 TsAr ? academic year t FELL outAlla Vic of Cl.ca's Pot SPILT If you want to find out more. wntr. telephone or email bit a "111E salliTER prospectus and further information 1 The Graduate Certificate Office, School of Education. niyersity of Leeds. Leeds 1—'42 9.1T. Tel: 01 13 233 4523 E-mail: F.A.Nies►nutri4education.Leedifitc.ok Promoting excellence in teaching, learning and research.