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FREE Weather summary Cloudy and partly cloudy, with moderate winds and temperatures from 4C to 8C. icepeople Full forecast page 3 The world's northernmost alternative newspaper Vol. 8, Issue 18 June 21, 2016 www.icepeople.net 'Longyearbyen at its best:' Modern tragedies, triumphs part of traditional tributes during Syttende Mai celebration Page 7 “ To believe that the governor can rescue people out, regardless of circumstances, is wrong. There is no guarantee for that. - Per Andreassen, police lieutenant Svalbard governor's office ” U.S. DEPARTMENT OF STATE Norwegian Foreign Minister Børge Brende and U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry, left, visit a glacier during a boat tour in Kongsfjorden on Thursday. At right, Norwegian Polar Institute Director Jan-Gunnar Winther explains a research project to Kerry inside the museum in Ny-Ålesund. Late update: 12 apartments vacated again due to building, infrastructure damage. ARCTIC GUISE? icepeople.net So U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry visited Svalbard…what difference does it make now? Exactly one week – to the hour – after Least-wanted list: How to avoidthis newspaper being one was dealt an almost certainly By MARK SABBATINI were near carbon clones of those following Prime Minister Erna Solberg in Oslo the day of "those" shippy summer tourists.fatal blow, it was resurrected. Editor visits by other world leaders. before his visit, about 200 focused on the Our demented editor (the fact he refers to Even if he wasn’t one of the most traveled So what of substance did come from U.S. archipelago and climate change – mostly stat- himself Pagein third-person 7 plural should be and heavily briefed persons in the world about Secretary of State John Kerry’s five-hour visit ing the visit was happening. Another 280 were WENCHE RAVLO sufficient proof of that), was at his usual table international issues, he offered specific and to the archipelago Thursday? devoted to illegal fishing and overfishing, in Fruene (not so much lately, since extensive comments about the impacts of cli- For starters, consider the following: of the which are somewhat related since it was a top- "camping" isn't cool during peak tourist mate change in the Arctic before arriving. And roughly 3,400 words spoken during a joint ic of substantiative discussion during the visit. season) when Anne Lise Sandvik, who for the quotes to the press by both visitor and host media appearance by Kerry and Norwegian See VISIT, page 4 years has been our pick for "Best Community Organizer" on the "Best of Svalbard" Burned again by bad tourists Visitors use, destroy grill at this month when Torgeir Prytz found his out- door grill area in shambles. cabin; some owners wonder if "I do not know who and why, but it was security cameras are needed distinctly unpleasant to come to the cabin in the afternoon to find the barbecue area outside our By MARK SABBATINI cabin both used and destroyed," he wrote in a Editor post on a community Facebook page. "I would As long as a handful of tourists keep act- have liked to have had a talk with the person or ing like idiots, they're going to get called out people who did it, but it's definitely no joke; for it here – and stigmatize the others. you do not understand that one should respect TORGEIR PRYTZ The latest in a wave of unwanted and other people's property." The grill area of a cabin owned by Torgeir Prytz damaging visits to the cabins at Hiorthhamn "So instead it is best to encourage all cabin lies damaged after being used by visitors. across from Longyearbyen occurred earlier See INTRUDERS, page 8 Family tragedy Extreme editor Government housing Piano propaganda Mother bear Wanna tell her Why a 'new' art Greenpeace shot, cub you missed residency get pianist to do euthanized deadline? actually isn't awesome stunt Page 3 Page 5 Page 7 Page 9 Page 2 June 21, 2016 Who's to blame and how Since 'longest day' isn't, here's a cool eclipse pic to express your wrath Editor Mark Sabbatini Principal of principles Kristan Hutchison Psychiatrist Irene Gallion Accomplice Jeff Newsom Mailing address Get some real dirt on icepeople! Icepeople Vei 210 -2- 13 Our global headquarters available for rent during the March 20 eclipse! Sleeps three on actual Longyearbyen, Svalbard furnishings (double bed and sofa), plus a few can squeeze in on the floor. Washing machine, turbo 9170 wi-fi and about a 5-10 minute walk to most places. Plus, you'll be helping provide our pitiful little Norway newspaper with desperately needed funds. Contact [email protected] for details. THANAKRIT SANTIKUNAPORN Telephone Photos from the total solar eclipse last March 20 are still winning contests so often it's tiring, but Norway: +47 41 51 46 38 this is actually something we haven't seen yet. This sequence by Thailand's Thanakrit Presenting…the first-ever streaming video in a U.S. +1 (970) 673-4472 Santikunaporn showing the eclipse's progress every three minutes was named the winner in the newspaper: This may look like a snapshot, but PRIVATE it's actually a 15-minute "live from London" stage E-mail Beauty category in Earth & Sky's annual "The Word at Night" photo contest earlier this month. performance playing in real time on this page. [email protected] Web site ANONYMOUS www.icepeople.net Icesheet Icepeople is published weekly (or thereabouts) Random bits of the week's weirdness: breaking them – and who is going to be able to is “Total Solar Eclipse from Svalbard” by from Thailand. He captured the on Tuesdays (or thereabouts), with printed Bless a certain reporter at TV2 for asking connect to the values and the hopes and the as- eclipse phases every 3 minutes over frozen landscape of Svalbard, Norway copies available free on a limited basis in U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry the ques- pirations of people around the world. Ameri- on March 20, 2015. Credit and copyright: Thanakrit Santikunaporn. Longyearbyen. Additional printed copies are tion we said was at the top of our list last cans, I’ve learned personally, are pretty darn available locally and by mail upon request. week: Just how frickin' scary is it for us good at making those judgments, and I’m con- Charges are on an "at cost" basis. caught between Russia and the U.S. that fident in the American people." Which seems Donald Trump might actually become presi- to show a lot of faith, seeing as how only 36 dent of the latter this fall? Kerry, a presiden- percent of "the people" can name all three Copyright stuff tial nominee himself back in 2004, characteris- branches of government…The annual barrage tically danced around the question at press con- of travel stories about Svalbard always has Briefly Original contents of this publication can be ference by declaring "I am not allowed by our plenty of howlers and one of the best this week reproduced for non-commercial purposes free laws to get in the middle of the race, and so I is a USA Today article (at tinyurl.com/hkjo4lq) of charge if Icepeople is credited as the can’t answer that question directly." The ques- headlined "10 secret places you need to go be- Cruising: Getting out of source. The original writers, photographers tioner retorted by stating "but you’re in Norway fore everyone else" (there's your first clue). and other contributors retain their rights to all now." Kerry, taking the laughter in stride, of- Svalbard is second on the list, with the article danger, but into 'death?' published works. fered his own rebuttal by noting "Yeah, well, touting the "unique scenery and wildlife — in- Another cruise season is about to embark I’m in Norway now, but I think there’s a little cluding polar bears, reindeer, walruses and full speed ahead in Svalbard, but the smiles of Mainland town claims to be top Corrections policy thing called TV over here. But I give you great, seals — and few tourists." Um, actually those greeting passengers aren't being shared great high grades for trying." Still, he managed checked out those huge ships and our crowded by a lot of industry executives these days. per-person telethon giver, a title When we screw up you'll know about it – on to eek out enough of a generic PC answer to streets these past couple of weeks? The best They took a blow last month when Britain held by Longyearbyen for years the front page. One of the big complaints satisfy: "What candidates say in an election is line: "Of course, with the threat of polar issued a warning telling travelers cruising here about newspapers is they tend to bury critical – any candidates, on either side, or from bears, carrying a firearm is recommended." is too dangerous. That warning may be re- corrections and clarifications deep inside wherever they come politically and ideological- Enquiring minds definitely want to know the where few people who read the original article ly. And nothing is more important to the world source of that bit of wisdom…Speaking of in- see them. If we need to fix something, an alert right now than American leadership. So I be- sanely great lines, we'll leave you this from a UK box on the front page will state what story is in lieve that the people of America need to weigh newspaper columnist regarding Thursday's error and where the full correction is printed. and will weigh very carefully who is going to Brexit vote: "Logos, pathos, and ethos have begotten bathos, which has left the outcome keep our country safe, who is going to keep us SYSSELMANNEN Submitting material on a direction of building relationships – not tighter than a scrotum on Svalbard." Letters, columns, photos and other material are welcome, but we can't offer pay for The Mac Hack published items since nobody here is getting paid at the moment.