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The chairman’s report TED PEACHMENT HELLO AGAIN to all our readers and welcome to the winter edition of The Merry Mawkin, packed with the unparalleled literary skills and ingenuity of our prolific contributors, to whom we offer our sincere thanks. Do you keep up the good work, my bewties! As 2014 hurtles towards its end, FOND must once again contemplate its future. To the outside world the ship looks Winter’s icy grip. extremely seaworthy with around 350 members, a fantastic quarterly magazine, websites with unbelievable traffic, an attractive entertainment programme, and a sound financial footing. That said, below decks most of the trusty, but IN THIS ISSUE essential machinery, is showing its age and in need of some new parts, and ‘titivating’. Surely my friends, amongst all our 2 The chairman’s report 350 members, there must be some of you who are willing to 4 FOND officers & committee help us keep this worthy vessel afloat? 5 Secretary’s report “Here he go agin,” I hear you cry, but rest assured, I’m not 6 Summer’s jist about gorn pulling your legs – suffin hev gotta be dun afore thass too late! 7 Norfolk place-name limericks The last dew of the season took place at East Tuddenham 8 Disappearing Heigham Jubilee Hall, on 14 September, when Malcolm Cooper gave an interesting, but poorly attended, talk about wherries on the 10 You’re gotta larf Norfolk Broads, entitled ‘Wherry nice on the Broads’. Your 11 Boy Colin’s Norfolk quiz committee had chosen this pleasant venue, in view of its easy 11 Oldest ‘swinger’ in Norfolk access from the A47 and by Konectbus Service 4, but with 12 ‘Tis the season ter be freezin’ minimal success. 13 Ent like that yewster be, is it? The highlight of our entertainment programme will take 14 Ferretin’ around place at the Lincoln Hall, Hingham, on 11 January next year, 16 Wherry nice on the Broads when we shall be performing our annual pantomime, which 18 Beef or chicken...? will be Robin Hood and his Merry Men. As usual, it will be 19 Wordsearch: Feltwell written and produced by our own Colin Burleigh, who usually 20 Our own tongue pens these masterpieces from his hospital bed! Once again, we 22 Chrissmuss shoppin’ offer him our sincere thanks. Our next and very important event, the FOND AGM, takes 23 More from our Lil place on Sunday, 23 November 2014, at Yaxham Village Hall, 24 North Sea contrasts commencing at 2pm. After the formal business and 25 Granfar George went diggun refreshments we will have a talk by Kenny Chaney entitled 25 Wordsearch & quiz answers ‘Reflections of my life as a Longshore Fisherman and 26 Less be a-hearin’ from yew Beachman’. I implore you to come along to this meeting and 27 FOND panto: Robin Hood express your frank views and ideas on the future of what is, 28 Winter wonderland after all, your organisation. On that afternoon, the village hall will be a politically-correct-free area! 2 THE MERRY MAWKIN WINTER 2014/15 Some of our officers and committee members will be THE MERRY stepping down at this meeting, leaving vacancies to be filled. MAWKIN Hopefully, by the statute time, we will have received nominations to fill these vacancies, but additional interest from the floor would be gratefully received. EDITOR/DESIGNER In spite of the very real handicap of deteriorating eyesight, Ashley Gray I have been continuing with my dialect talks including one very nostalgic event when I was requested to speak to the EDITORIAL OFFICE Pensioners’ Association of Laurence Scott, the Norwich Ailsha 37 Ashleigh Gardens company I served for almost 25 years. Wymondham On August Bank Holiday, I was taken to Sculthorpe Mill, Norfolk by MORE 4 TV, and was filmed with Penelope Keith for her NR18 0EY series Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages. Those who Tel: 01953 607161 remember her in The Good Life and To the Manor Born will Email: [email protected] be amazed to hear her attempts at our accent and dialect, when PLEASE NOTE I endeavoured to teach her some of our words and The editor reserves the right expressions. The episode featuring me was broadcast on to amend or reject any item which has MORE 4 TV, Channel 14, on Tuesday, 11 November. been submitted for publication in Two weeks ago, two University students from Denmark The Merry Mawkin. visited me at the Angel Public House, here in Swanton It is the responsibility of all Morley, to record an interview with me about FOND and the contributors to ensure any material Norfolk dialect in general. This was to help them with a study they submit, written or photographic, project they were doing, which was based on the 1974 thesis is copyright-free. of our president, Peter (now Professor) Trudgill, during his The opinions expressed by own studies. There is a strong possibility that their findings contributors in The Merry Mawkin may not necessarily be held by the will be incorporated in their future theses. A very rewarding Friends of Norfolk Dialect (FOND), episode and so relevant, considering the linguistic derivation its officers or its committee members. of many of our words is from Scandinavia. No part of this publication may be The students also visited Brundall Primary school and my reproduced, in any form, without the subsequent contact with the headmaster has indicated his prior permission of the Friends of strong interest in the dialect and FOND, which resulted in a Norfolk Dialect (FOND). most welcome invitation to visit him, which I shall be doing © 2014 FOND in the near future. I’ll conclude by thanking our hardworking committee PHOTO CONTRIBUTORS Brenda Bizzell: p. 19, 25 members and all those who contribute to the successful Colin Burleigh: p. 6 running of our belovèd organisation, and by asking all of you Tina Chamberlain: p. 10 out there: “Give us a hand, my bewties, thass orl we want!” Alan Clarke: pp. 14, 15 Please accept my FOND best wishes for a happy Christmas Alan Cooper: pp. 2, 5, 16 and healthy and peaceful New Year. Editor: pp: 7–9, 11, 17, 21, 24, 27 Sharon Ingle: pp. 12, 13 Maggie Risby: p. 20 Christine Walters: pp. 1, 28 PRINTED BY Harlequin Colour Print 6 Swan Drive, Gressenhall Dereham, Norfolk NR20 4SW Tel: 07941 513 683 WINTER 2014/15 THE MERRY MAWKIN 3 FOND officers and committee CONTACT DETAILS (correct at date of going to press) PRESIDENT COMMITTEE MEMBERS Professor Peter Trudgill, 32 Bathurst Road, Owen Church, The Post Office, Ormesby Road, Norwich NR2 2PP Tel: 01603 618036 Hemsby NR29 4AA Tel: 01493 730210 Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected] CHAIRMAN Alan Cooper (Technical adviser), Tyddyn, Swanton Ted Peachment, The Nest, Woodgate, Avenue, Dereham NR19 2HJ Tel: 01362 697628 Swanton Morley, Dereham NR20 4NU Email: [email protected] Tel: 01362 637539 Email: [email protected] Jean Eaglen, Two Hoots, Manson Green, Hingham, Norwich NR9 4PY Tel: 01953 850417 VICE-CHAIR Email: [email protected] Tina Chamberlain, 53 Orchard Way, Wymondham Lyn Fountain, Church View, The Street, NR18 0NY Tel: 01953 606061 Ashwellthorpe NR16 1EZ Tel: 07592 509620 Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected] SECRETARY Pam Goldsmith, 14 Ainsworth Close, Swanton Rosemary Cooper, Tyddyn, Morley NR20 4NE Tel: 01362 638443 Swanton Avenue, Dereham NR19 2HJ Email: [email protected] Tel: 01362 697628 Email: [email protected] Norman Hart (Education officer), Avonside, 42 London Road, Harleston IP20 9BW MEMBERSHIP SECRETARY Tel: 01379 852677 Rosemary Cooper, Tyddyn, Email: [email protected] Swanton Avenue, Dereham NR19 2HJ Tel: 01362 697628 Diana Rackham, Nitida, The Street, Catfield Email: [email protected] NR29 5AZ Tel: 01692 581587 Email: [email protected] TREASURER Toni Reeve, 6 School Road, Martham NR29 4PX Ann Reeve, 6 School Road, Martham NR29 4PX Tel: 01493 740674 Tel: 01493 740674 Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected] Friends of Norfolk Dialect MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION FORM I/We wish to join Friends of Norfolk Dialect (FOND) and enclose the membership fee of : £7 Single member £12 Family membership £20 Educational establishment £50 Commercial company (please delete as necessary) Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms . Surname and initials. Address . Postcode . Telephone . Email . Please send completed form (photocopies accepted) to: Rosemary Cooper, Tyddyn, Swanton Avenue, Dereham NR19 2HJ, together with a cheque made payable to ‘FOND’. 4 THE MERRY MAWKIN WINTER 2014/15 Secretary’s report ROSEMARY COOPER THINGS HAVE BEEN quiet As yet, there are no firm plans for venues or on the FOND front dews for 2015, apart from a possible link-up recently as far as I’m with Cromer Folk Festival. If any members concerned, although have any ideas please let us know as your preparing for the AGM comments would be most welcome. has taken up some time. On the day – MEMBERSHIP MATTERS Sunday, 23 November, For those of you who still pay by a standing we hope there will be order, please remember to alter it as our some new committee membership year now runs from the first of members to introduce April and NOT December. to you as Jean Eaglen is stepping down. At the time of writing, our treasurer is Over the years, Jean has given sterling looking at the increased costs incurred by service to FOND and has been a reliable help FOND as, unfortunately, they still keep at the vast majority of our Dews. She has increasing and we may have to consider raising helped to prepare rooms, as well as running the membership subscriptions. Your membership raffle, and organising people to help on the day renewal forms will be sent with the spring when we are short.