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ON THE CAMPUS NOTRE DAME Editorials A Generation in Retrospect This started out as such a promising decade. It seemed such a happy coincidence, to be entering one's adolescence in 1960. We can't tell whether this was because of the nature of 13- and 14-year-olds — who tend to look at things in terms of black and white, good or bad; or whether the first part of our decade really did have some magic to it. But that is not the point. An unprecedented change of attitude of an entire generation has occurred between the time of the freedom rides and the present period, when the head of the Selective Service system, after consultation with the White House, has issued a directive ordering draft boards to induct into the Army those who actively indicate their dissatisfaction with the status quo. "We shall overcome, we shaU overcoine, we shall overcome, someday." With faint feelings of embarrassment, we remember what it was like to be truly dedicated to an ideal of harmony among men. We think back to the fresh-faced civil rights workers on a voter registration drive in the South naively attempting to establish a "dialogue" with the rednecks who attempted to intimidate them. We also remember that there was a time when official support for such emotions was at hand. We remember when the Peace Corps seemed such a valid alternative to force. We recall when the bayonets were not fixed in our direction, but towards those who would prevent a Negro from enrolling at Ole Miss. In short, we look at the frustration and division and grimness on the faces of our friends, and think back to the times when we had inspirations and heroes. And we remember those accurate barometers of our feelings then — the songs we sang — and are depressed.

Com^ gatlier round people wherever you roam, And admit that the waters around you have grown, And accept it that soon you'll he drenched to the bone, If your time to you is worth saving. And you'd better start swimming or you'll sink like a a stone — For the times, they are a changin'.

We can't tell, now, whether the times have changed, or, in fact, if they ever will. But we know that our genera­ tion's enormous amount of energy that had been construc­ tively tapped less than five years before has been turned inwards, or has been diffused or scattered, or has been forced more or less underground in order to oppose the war in Vietnam. It seems such an imbearable prostitution, because this started off as such a promising decade. — J.G. The Scholastic No More Mistakes The past architectural mistakes on the Notre Dame campus have often been the objects of severe criticism and jokes, but the important question is what about the future? What will the new high-rise dormitories, the dining hall addition, and the new biology, chemistry and engineering buildings be like? WiU they become new mistakes costing almost $20,000,000? Once completed, a btiilding is designed to last for a half-century or more. You cannot simply tear it down because it is an unsatisfactory solution; you are stuck with it. But, you can demand that steps be taken to prevent such waste in the future. Because Notre Dame is intent on becoming a com­ pletely residential university and students will be expected to spend the greater part of four years going to classes here and living in a dormitory, it seems that the physical quality of the new buildings should be an issue of vital importance. What is being done to improve the quality of haU life, classroom and laboratory spaces? WiU there continue to be monotonous rooms off endless corridors of glazed tile and concrete block? Will the new dorms have study and lounge areas? In \iew of Univer­ sity policy concerning parietal hours will there be suitable places to bring a girl into the hall and entertain her? Only the most naive would suggest that a university is An Effective Alternative great because of its physical plant. That is a quality The search for the most patriotic man is necessarily given to a university by its faculty and students. A great futile and one that only a most presumptious person would university, however, should be housed in an exciting and undertake. Clearly, no man can judge the patriotism of stimulating environment. And this, it seems, has not been another. done at Notre Dame. The fact that most of the buildings The members of the senior class have seen Everett considered to have serious faults are the work of one Dirksen and William Westmoreland proclaimed patriots; architectural firm, would seem to indicate the desirability the first because he agreed to put in an appearance at of changing architects. Stepan Center and the second by application of the weU- Other schools have hired some of the finest architects known equality: General plus hero equals patriot. It is in the country and have had outstanding buildings added not surprising that many seniors wish to abolish the to their campuses. But, let it be clearly understood that a award. great building is not one that is a monument unto itself But how is this to be accomplished? Obviously one or to the architect. Rather it is one that creatively and can't vote for the man he considers to be the best candi­ imaginatively houses the function for which it was de­ date, for this is playing the game, consenting to "patriot signed. Does the building work? Does it do something to picking." The suggestion has been made that a vote for improve the environment of the people who use it? Does the most absurd candidate, Paul Harvey, is the best way it complement its surroundings and not try to dominate to vote against the award. But this view is too naive. them? Architecture is not building for its own sake, but There are some people who take Harvey's candidacy it is designed for the needs and uses of people. A building seriously; and with an added "protest vote" he could is a tool that people use, and although people can use probably win the election. Such a protest accomplishes inefficient tools, they do not perform to the best of their nothing. ability. We feel there is an effective alternative. We urge the It is about time that Notre Dame began to build an seniors to write, "No" on their ballots to express their exciting physical environment to house its intellectual and refusal to pass judgment on the patriotism of the men athletic greatness. In fact the SCHOLASTIC believes the nominated and their desire to see the Patriot of the Year very next building should be the product of an interna­ Award abolished. tional design competition. — R.M. —John Moves Nov. 17, 1967 1S07 < ONE HUNDREDTH YEAR *> 1907 SCHOLASTIC The Student Weekly of the University of Notre Dame

Founded 1867 contents Vol. 109 Nov. 17, 1967 No. 8

EDITORIALS EDITOR: Mike Mclnemey MANAGING EDITOR: Robert Metz A Generation in Retrospect 4 AssocL\TE EDITORS: John Melshei- An Effective Alternative - 5 mer, Stephanie Phalen No More Mistakes 5 COPY AND LAYOUT EDITOR: Bill CuUen NEWS EDITOR: Joel Garreau CAMPUS FEATURES EDITOR: Tom Henehan SPORTS EDITOR: Mike McAdams Far be it from us to indicate that the whole draft thing is beyond belief, but see page 10 . . . SMC's ASP likes the way it's going over there, on page CONTRIBUTING EDITORS: Tony In- II... the infirmary practices "bad medicine," on the same page . . . the graffea, Alart)' McNamara ramifications of conscientious objection are being looked into on page 12 PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR : . . . believe it or not, the Cosa Nostra has arrived here . . . more student Denny Malloy power talks.. . . on page 13, teen drunks, hopefully, will be helped . . . BUSINESS MANAGER : Pete Mclnemey B-P strikes again. CIRCULATION MANAGER: Tim Schlindwein FEATURES FACULTY AD\asoR: Frank O'Malley

Faculty Senate: An Open Forum? - - 14 CONTRIBUTORS : Steve Anderson, Bob The Updated Church? - 15 Bleier, Jim Britt, Mike Granger, Gente 16 Lenny Joyce, Dave Tiemeier. Myth 17 WRITERS: Frank Blundo, Ed Bocik, What a Stupid Thing To Think About At a Time Like This .- 18 Richard Bruce, G. R. BuUock, Kathy Carbine, Mike Davis, Greg "Nev/s for the Delphic Oracle" 20 Dobbins, Tom Duffy, Steve Freiburger, Terry Good^vin, Len SPORTS Groszek, Mike HoUerich, Dave Kennedy, John Klier, Bob With the interhall football season drawing to a close, Keenan and Lyons Mendes, Bill Mitchell, Jim have emerged as the teams to beat, but Zahm can't be (p. 21) . . . the second "Sideline" traces the vestural eccentricities of the Irish Guard . . . Moran, Rich Moran, Larr)' Mul- Georgia Tech and Miami renew ancient quarrels as the Irish prepare for a cahy, Steve Novak, John O'Hara, "Big Week in the Deep South" . . . On page 24, Steve Anderson attempts Thomas Payne, Jim Rowan, Dave to redeem himself for his uncanny misses in Miami games . . . Steve likes the Souers, Mike Schaffer, Robert Irish in this week's "picks" . . . the Voice in the Crowd warns of a growing Search, Mark Seeberg, Ray Sera- threat to Notre Dame's recruiting monopoly: the rise of Catholic club fin, Suzanne Smither, Bill Swee­ football throughout the country. ney, John Walbeck, John Zip- prich. DEPARTMENTS PHOTOGRAPHY: Bob Haight, HEAD Letters 7 Senate 9 PHOTOGRAPHER; Bobbe Clinton, Mike Ford, Jim Kachik, Skip Coming Distractions 8 FeifFer 13 O'Keefe, Stephen Kogge, Jacquie Movies 8 The Lost Word 30 Phelan, Fred Quiros, Tom Taylor. COPY AND LAYOUT: John Dudas, Second class postage paid at Notre Dame, Ind. Dave Hirschboeck, Ole Skarstein, CREDITS 46556. 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RESEARCH: Paul Cotroneo, Dave COVES.: Richard Walsh. UU. Davis, Mike Kiefer. The Scholastic me with the manifold advantage of as you want to make them. That is, a truly liberal education. But to take the subject matter is not intrinsically letters such a position as the SCHOLASTIC'S child's play; the application of IN DEFENSE OF ROTC is to largely ignore Notre Dame's col­ thought and reflection, as in so many EDITOR: leges of business, engineering, and fields, can prove extremely fruitful. If all you ask is consistency, then science. Does anyone want to main­ This leads us to the second and more you must maintain that career train­ tain that the Wall Street broker, the critical of the Committee's charges ing of any type is of secondary im­ civil engineer, or the NASA physicist against the ROTC courses . . . and portance to liberal education. I am are not pursuing a vocation? The that is that military training is in­ inclined to agree with you, but I feel most ironic commentary on the herently nonacademic in nature — you have an obligation to spell out SCHOLASTIC'S summary "reading-out" in fact, "nonthinking.'.' This is the what seems to be the only logical con­ of three-fourths of the school's col­ graver of the two since it reflects a clusions of such argument: many, if leges may be found on the next page common and extremely dangerous as­ not all, of the courses in engineer­ of the same issue — where the sumption on the part of many people ing, business, and even science (nota­ SCHOLASTIC proclaims that the science that the military profession requires bly pre-med) must be discarded along major "who from freshman year on not brains but sheer automation. In with the ROTC curriculum if the must concentrate in the technical fact, the military science, as so many criterion of university education is subjects pertinent to his field," doesn't others, has made tremendous strides indeed a liberal education. The only have the time to take his theology in the past several hundred years. coUege in the University that in the­ and philosophy requirements. Success in this field requires, to an ory lacks the taint of careerism is the The SCHOLASTIC contradicts itself ever-increasing degree the assimila­ CoUege of Arts and Letters. For the in this connection once more when it tion of the complex technical aspects most part, engineering students be­ proudly proclaims the absence of a of the modem military organization; come engineers and business students journalism department . . . conve­ the hybridization of military and po­ become businessmen; neither group niently forgetting its own laments of litical principles in a rapidly changing pursues a course of academics that is recent years concerning this lack. society, and the absorption of the an end in itself, as does the serious But this point is sufficiently well timeless principles of strategy, taken liberal-arts student. made. Not wishing to accuse the from the past and applied painstak­ And if freedom is the fundamental SCHOLASTIC of perpetuating a chau­ ingly to the present. worth of the liberal education, then, vinistic, liberal - snobbish - pseudo - A flaw in our existing academic again, you can hardly use such a Harvard ethic, we will presuppose structure — and only history will re­ standard to justify the existence of their simple forgetfulness. veal its magnitude — is that these any course at this University that re­ Of more importance is the attitude undeniably intellectual disciplines are stricts the free play of intellect by the of the ROTC-deemphasis people to­ left for the service colleges to impart, very nature of the subject matter: ward the academic stature of the with the inevitable result that the technical subjects of any breed what­ ROTC courses. Their arguments seem short-term ROTC lieutenant often soever. Thus, you are asserting that to fall into two major categories, fails to perform efficiently. something neither free nor liberal has which I shall treat in turn. At any rate, I hope I have said no place in the university. You may The first, and weaker, is that the enough to initiate some doubts in the be right, but I wonder if you are ROTC courses are not only simplistic minds of those holding the ever-re­ ready to advocate the conversion of but do not foster meaningful dialogue curring tenet that the "military" is Notre Dame into a campus of English between teachers and students. Tak­ unalterably inferior to the scholarly majors. Other considerations of the ing these points in reverse order, it and civilian. That tenet has been place of ROTC on the campus are sim­ seems to me that meaningful dialogue proven fallacious by our tragic un- ply organizational, hence, peripheral: is a distant goal, not a present ac­ preparedness in every conflict since there are numerous easy A-B courses complishment; that I've suffered the Revolution. in the College of Arts and Letters; through a lot of strictly one-way lec­ Perhaps it is time the liberal men­ "professor" is just a word (and one tures in the enclaves of O'Shaugh- tality which has proven itself bene­ which applies to any technical instruc­ nessy Hall; and that the best faculty- ficial many times over to this coun­ tor of suflBcient competence and student dialogues are achieved outside try, learned that the profession of seniority). the classroom (a feat possible in the arms is an object for study, not Kevin McCarthy ROTC building as weU as the library). As for the charge of simplicitude, I Peter Herrly ROTC NOT ALONE must admit that ROTC courses pe?- se Off-Campus EDITOR: are not the roughest courses at Notre The "academic question" editorial Dame. But there are two factors There is a basic confusion evident in the November 10 SCHOLASTIC, and which must be considered here. The the position of the Committee for the first is that ROTC instructors are in these letter's, a failure to see that Deemphasis of ROTC, contain some notoriously concerned with the suc­ a technical study is not necessarily a assumptions which I feel are proble­ cess of their students in the rest of vocational study. Althmigh the study matic at best . . . and which need to their curriculum. Since the Univer­ of physics, for example, often leads to be explored more thoroughly. sity is still illiberal enough to require a career as a physicist, the intellec­ The most noticeably false of these success in certain courses to obtain tual complexity of the discipline assumptions is that our University is a degree, the student who might wish stands for itself. People get doctor­ a university geared primarily to the to devote more time to a more rig­ ates in physics (and in management, attainment of a liberal education. As orous course in military science industrial design, etc.) and colleges a long-term General Program student would be, in many cases, unable to offer majors in these primarily tech­ and a member of CAP, I confess that do so. The second, which also relates nical subjects ivhich often lead to sometimes I wish this were so. I have critically to the second argument of careers. been extremely fortunate in the num­ the ROTC-deemphasis people, is Not even the service academies of- ber of professors who have acquainted that most ROTC courses are as rough (Continued on page 26) Nov. 17, 1967 coming distractions WSND PROGRAM LISTINGS All Week: Photographs by Barbara Blondeau and prints and paintings by Monday thru Friday Ronald PenkofT at the Moreau Gallery at SMC. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17 Evening South Bend's newest collegiate hangout will formally open. The 7:00-9:00 a.m. Delphic Oracle, on the site of the old Quo Vadis on LaSalle Street. TOP O' THE MORNIN' Strobe lights, incense and the sonics of Captain Electric and the Chuck Perrin and Chuck Schott get Flying Lapels will assail three of the senses and a snack bar will the campus jumping for another day. fulfill the fourth. How you manage to experience a little touch depends on you. 8:00-8:15 a.m. 6:45 p.m. Stalag 17, forerunner of Hogan's Heroes, plays in the Engineering THE MORNING REPORT: news. Auditorium. Admission: 25 cents. sports. 8:00 p.m. James Brown will be dealing up enough soul to fill the Morris Civic Auditorium. Tickets at the door. 9:00-11:00 a.m. 8:30 p.m. If only Julius Caesar could attend the Class of '69's "Toga Party" FACING EAST at the Laurel Club, he could save $1 off the regular $3.50 ($3 for Denny O'Dea and Jim Kachik pre­ key clubbers) as can anyone wearing a toga. Free bread and cheese, sent music for your early morning along with six bottles of vino as door prizes. The Jumping Jacks letdown. accompanied by the soul sound of South Bend's own Incas. Stalao 17 11:00 a.m.-Noon 9:15 p.m. IN BETWEEN SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18 Eric Sandeen provides spirited cour­ 1:00 p.m. Smoker at Giuseppe's. Free bus from circle at noon. age to face the trial of lunch. 2:00 p.m. "Tight Little Island," Cinema '68, Engineering Auditorium. After the O. J. Simpson and Gary Beban star on WJVA-TV as U.S.C. plays Noon-I2:15 p.m. Tech game: U.C.L.A. THE AFTERNOON REPORT 7:15 p.m. The Sophomore Class, in conjunction with Cavanaugh Hall, will News, reports. present "A Pink Slip Party" with reduced rates for those (girls) with (wearing) pink slips. Buses leave the circle at 7:15, 7:30 and 12:15-1:00 p.m. 8:30 for tlie Mishawaka Conservation Club, stopping at SMC 20 HIGH NOON minutes later. Curt DeClue with music to do your 8:00 p.m. The Knights of the Fox reunion party promises a liquid diet and stomach jxistice. "entertaining" flicks. Tickets from Bill Follette at the ROTC building. 1:00-3:00 p.m. 640 SWING STREET 8:00 p.m. "Tight Little Island." Guy Ferris and Tom Herbstritt em­ SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 19 phasize current swing. 1:00 to The opening of a "Drawings From the Galeria Arte Mexicano" 5:00 p.m. exhibit in O'Shaughnessy's West Gallery. The Walter R. Beardsley 3:00-5:00 p.m. Collection including works by Rodin. Ernst and Chagall in the East TOPSY Gallery. Tom McKay laughs with the Top 25. 2:00 p.m. and "Tight Litde Island." 8:00 p.m. 5:00-6:00 p.m. 3:00 p.m. Co-ex discussion, Rev. Emin McMullin speaks on "The Phenomena Dave McGovem reminisces through of Man." Co-ex volleyball at 2:00 p.m. in St. Angela's Hall, the olden-golden days and predicts the MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20 future. Supper: Freedom fast. The money saved by decreased food requirements in 6:00-6:30 p.in. the dining halls will be given to charities. THE SIX O'CLOCK REPORT 8:00 p.m. Dr. Ralph M. Mclnemy will lecture on "Aquinas as a Moralist" in News, commentary, sports. the Library Auditorium. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22 6:30-7:30 p.m. The beginning of Thanksgiving vacation officially after the last THE LIGHT TOUCH class. Don Johnson swings gently vrith mus- FRTOAY, NOVEMBER 24 sic for half-hearted study. The Met Club will hold its Thanksgiving dance in the Grand Ball­ 7:30-9:00 p.m. room of the Hotel Roosevelt, Madison Avenue at 45th Street. REQUESTFULLY YpURS Semi-formal. Bryce Parker plays with the audience THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30 and their music. 8:00 p.m. George Mosse of the University of Wisconsin speaks on "The Appeal of Nazi Culture" in the Little Theatre, SMC. 9:00-10:00 p.m. ALL DECEMBER: NITE BEAT The Moreau Art Gallery at SMC presents "Chateau of Chambord." Pete Koyak hangs the world. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1 10:00-Midnight 8:30 p.m. The first showing of Moliere's play, "The School for Wives," at THE QUIET ONE SMC. After severe struggles with our conscience, we refrain from Music to drown out background noise comment. by. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 6 11:00-11:15 p.m. Those interested in conserving museums, works of art, pornography THE EVENING REPORT . collections, etc., can benefit from Alfred Jakstas, Conservator of News, sports. Paintings at the Art Institute of Chicago when he speaks on the problems of museum conservation. Midnight-l:00 a.m. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9 NOCTURNE Nick Ritter with jazz and near jazz National Program for Graduate School Selection. Check with your to cool the night. advisor for particulars. SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10 In addition Dateline, a schedule of cam­ 8:00 p.m. SMC's Christmas Glee Club Concert. pus events, is heard at 8:40 a.m., 10:40 a.m., 12:40 p.m., 2:40 p.m., 4:40 p.m., MONDAY, DECEMBER 11 and 8:40 p.m. 8:00 p.m. Shadow and Splendor, the story of Empress Elizabeth in Austria, at SMC. It features Howdee Meyers and Lucia Perrigo, if that helps. WSND news provides capsule coverage of the latest news at :55 past the hour, — Compiled by Bob Haight and a complete report of all campus news at 9:55 p.m.

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AMES JOYCE once said that he was Board and an Off-Campus Judi­ barbers' obvious disapproval. One J trying "to refine the narrator out cial Board, was Tom Moore from Badin Hall. of existence." The student Senate m. A. Each hall shall have the power "I have enough faith in the stu­ meeting Wednesday night needed no to make and enforce all rules dents to believe that they can make narrator to explain what went on — and regulations pertaining to viable, workable laws for themselves." the senators finally, finally have as­ the government and welfare of Stay Senator Larry Broderick: serted themselves, articulately, force­ that hall community. "If we can't pass liiis motion, why fully. The bone of contention was B. Each hall government shall be even be here now, why don't we get more "action" by the ASP, a motion the sole authority for regulat­ up and leave? . . . Does the Adminis­ presented by Jon Sherry: ing and enforcing its own rules tration tell the faculty how to live? I. The student body of this univer­ and regulations. Does it tell them to go right home sity shall have the power to make (The General Assembly of Stu­ after class, not to drink, and to have and enforce all rules and regula­ dents mentioned in section n—A only three kids?" tions pertaining to the govern­ will take place on January 4th and The "barber shop" faction saw that ment and welfare of the student 5th under the chairmanship of the bandwagon was starting to roU, community as a whole, Tom McKenna) and so they tempered outright oppo­ sition with bits of compromising affa­ n. A. The Student Senate, the Gen­ Jon Sherry first spoke quietly for eral Assembly of Students bility, hoping thus to clip the wings four or five minutes in favor of the of this all-important motion: when it meets, and referen- motion. His rationale was clear and dums shall be the sole author­ simple: this motion would provide the "Personally, I, I am in complete ities for making the rules and general basis for future specific re­ agreement with ttie basic philowsophy regulations of the student com­ forms in the area of student life. of this motion, howeva . . ." Then munity except in those areas But the "barber-shop" faction of again, perhaps they were only looking where the halls, being com­ the Senate rose in flushed indignation for an extra-large tip from Father petent to govern themselves, — those who would deferentially limit O'Neill, the advisor to the Senate, selves, have exclusive jurisdic­ the Senate's activities to pleasant talk who at this time was rather nervously tion. about the weather, those who are fondling his nose. B. The Student Judiciary shall be meticulously grooming themselves for Tom Brislen, Hall Life Coordinator, the sole authority to enforce future positions as smiling city clerks finally ended debate with an emotional the student community's code — neat, clean-shaven, all — but they plea for passage of the motion: "This of behavior. really got scalped Wednesday night. is the most important thing the C. The Student Judiciary shall Speaker after speaker took the floor Notre Dame Student Senate has ever consist of a Campus Judicial to support the motion, in spite of the done."

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WINDY DRAFT'S MAN Hershey's office raises a number of The collegian's favorite father im­ interesting questions and reveals age, Lieut. Gen. Lewis B. Hershey, certain glaring contradictions. The Selective Service director, did it again first, posed by a spokesman for the last week. In a letter to all local draft Indiana Civil Liberties Union, asks boards, he recommended that college by what very novel interpretation of students who physically interfere with the law the Selective Service Office military recruitment on campus be conclude that interference with re- subject to immediate induction into cruitvient violates the Selective Act. the Armed Forces. According to the Major, Congress, The letter, dated October 26, noted thru the Act, grants to every young that deferments were "given only man the right and duty to serve in when they serve the national inter­ the Armed Forces. Section lb of the est," and that Hershey did not con­ Act reads: "The Congress . .. declares sider interference with recruitment to that in a free society the obligations be in the national interest. Although and privileges of serving in the armed the letter make no mention of the LEWIS B. HERSHEY forces . . . should be shared gener­ AND SIGN-UP PROCEDURE demonstrations at Oberlin College ally. ..." However, in the section of where a Navy recruiter was trapped the Act ennumerating offenses against no lawyers are permitted, can pos­ in his car for four hours, a spokesman it and establishing penalties, interfer­ for the General made it clear in the sibly be considered as a duly author­ ing with recruitment is not listed as ized court. Certainly service in the story that he considers such interfer­ being offensive. To be sure, inter­ ence with a recruiting officer to be Armed Forces was not intended by ference with the administration of the Congress as a punitive measure, too. illegal. "There's nothing new in this," Act by violent or other means is The most confusing and contra­ the spokesman said. "It's been here declared offensive, but according to dictory facet of the position of the in the law all along. The attitude the ICLU spokesman, recruitment of General's oflfice, however, is the claim now is 'let's enforce the law.' " officers such as that which was sched­ that the directions contained in the "\^^en contacted in Washington by uled to take place at Oberlin can in letter are in the national interest. The the SCHOLASTIC for comment. Major no way be construed as being author­ ICLU spokesman said that these Elvin Higdon, the General's public ized under the administration of the directions are being used to suppress information officer, gave the following Selective Service Act. The spokesman the expression of opinion and to make rather specious rationale for the went on to say that it is illegal to super-courts out of the draft boards. letter. According to the Major, the block a man in his car for four hours, Even if one grants that physically Selective Service Act gives to every but it is a violation of state, not impeding recruitment is not in the "boy" over eighteen the duty and federal law. right to serve in the Armed Forces. national interest, it is difficult to see Consequently, any interference with This observation leads to a second how the Armed Forces will benefit by this right is a violation of the Selec­ question concerning the competence, having their ranks filled with those tive Service Act. This violation under the Act and in the practical who are motivated by such an animus renders the ciUeged culprit susceptible order, of the local draft boards as against the war and the military that of being declared "1-A delinquent," investigative, enforcing and punitive they risk punishment to give witness and subject to immediate induction. institutions. Major Higdon conceded, to their opinions. One is reminded The Major went on to say that in fact insisted, that they were not of the abortive attempt of the German Hershey has been delegated Presi- designated as such under the Act. High Command to stifle the German denticd power under the Act to estab­ The ti'aditions of this country demand peace movement in 1918. Peace agi­ lish and carry out rules and regula­ that no individual be deemed guilty tators and Socialists were drafted tions for the administration of the of an illegal act unless his guilt be and sent to the front in hopes that Act, hence his letter was in order. proved to the satisfaction of twelve they would be killed there. Instead, (When the issuance of the letter was good men in open court, also. they brought their peace leaflets with announced to newsmen, the General's OflScials of the St. Joseph County them and hastened the German mil­ office was at pains to point out that Draft Boards, when contacted for itary collapse. The case of the four the letter was written upon the Gen­ comment, conceded that no draft sailors who jumped ship in Japan this eral's delegated power, with the board, composed primarily of persons week is another illustration of the knowledge, but not necessarily ap­ with little knowledge of law and little point; they deserted in protest over proval of the White House.) time to dedicate to the equitable dis­ the Vietnamese war. Investigation into the position of position of cases, and before which —T.P. 10 The Scholastic committee has instituted a pass-fail the campus police and the infirniary. grade experiment, begun work on One of the two station wagons be­ course evaluations, and helped estab­ longing to the Security Police is lish the free university. equipped to serve as an ambulette, Stevie Wernig, S.B.P., ran on a pro­ and last year was used to transport gram of student rights and won. Im­ students to St. Joseph's Hospital, mediately after her election, a com­ where major surgery and X-rays are mittee was formed to do research done. This allegedly hampered the which wiU result in a statement de­ police's operations, however, and so claring certain student rights in all this year Fr. McCarragher has re­ areas — social rights, academic stricted its use to "extreme emergen­ rights, rights under the law, and so cies or stretcher cases only." Says forth. It is significant that the initial Arthur Pears, head of the Campus committee included three of the six Police,. "If a student can walk or sit ASP'ers who first formed the party. down, he can take a taxi." The reason What has happened to the party he gave was that the ambulette was itself this year? Says Betty Doerr, being overused — "Everyone with a that SMC "radical" who more or less toothache would call up and ask to be was head of the party, "We feel that taken to his dentisL" He stated em­ Student Government has begun this phatically that the ambulette would year to deal with the real issues rel­ not go to St. Joe's Hospital for any­ evant to the St. Mary's student. thing except stretcher (basket?) cases. Rather than have an organized party After graduating to guns this year, to dig up issues, then, the concerned the Campus Police are no longer going student can now work with student to tolerate the use of their prowl car government, whether or not she holds for taxiing. an oflSce." Dr. George Colip says, "My com­ Things are not yet rosy at St. passion is with the student." The Head Mary's; there are still many legiti­ Doctor disapproved of the restriction mate complaints, such as the out­ on the use of the ambulette because moded sign-in procedure. But Miss it would decrease efiiciency of the In­ BETTY DOERR Doerr said, "Last spring we tried to firmary which, he says, "last year, AND SIGN-OUT PROCEDURE show that ASP is not so much a saved the lives of at least six boys by party, but a state of mind, requiring early diagnosis of hemorrhage or ma­ WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE not only criticism, but action to lignancy. In a way, having no ambu­ A.S.P. AT S.M.C.? back it up. As long as student govern­ lette forces us to practice bad medi­ Last winter was what might be ment handles the issues, a party isn't cine, because any sprain or strain termed "St. Mary's winter of discon­ needed, for the ASP idea still exists. should be X-rayed, which can be done tent." However, even with all the If their activities grind to a halt, how­ only at St. Joe's Hospital. All of our complaining, little was being done. ever, it is conceivable that the party emergencies must be sent to St. Joe's." Then, last spring, six girls decided will reappear." Both sides have merit, but what Fr. that it was time for action, and out — L,M. McCarragher says, goes. One merely of this came St. Mary's version of the must hope that if a campus policeman Action Student Party. STRETCHER CASES shoots anyone with his gun, he wiU be St. Mary's, they felt, should not be Amidst these turbulent times of accurate enough to make it a stretcher simply a finishing school to produce dissent, conflict and struggle for case. the "well-rounded" woman, but a col­ power, everyone is included, even — B.Me. lege where the student could be con­ sidered an intelligent, responsible per­ son, and for this reason they felt that they should be given a voice in gov­ erning themselves. About the same time that the ASP was forming, there started the Mon­ day Mop-up sheets — a series of notices pinned up in the classroom section of Le Mans, which were sar­ castic comments on the situation at SMC. They helped in bringing griev­ ances to the surface, but again there was no action. The ASP supplied the action as they put up candidates for spring elections, and, for the first time, the elections contained real is­ sues and were not simply popularity contests. Out of the elections came four ASP senators. The new Academic Com­ missioner, Mary Perrone, was another ASP'er, and she is now making her campaign promises a reality: her DR. COLIP AND A POTENTIAL BASKET CASE Nov. 17, 1967 11 WHISPERS OF OBJECTION for some time. The advantage of the student's mind, the counseling service It has often been whispered that program is that grouped together are will rightly leave it to the student to war does not determine who is right persons who have faced similar dif­ determine what is right. Although — only who is left. This past week ficulties, but at the same time, as in­ the new student counsehng service the whispers resulted in the formal dividuals, each has a different point will not discover who is right, it announcement that a conscientious ob­ of view." should be helpful in ascertaining that jection counseling service is being Father Simons added that in plac­ more are left — if only undisturbed established under the direction of the ing these different perspectives in the at best. —J.W. University's Guidance and Testing Center. According to Father Joseph Simons, head of the service, it was THE BLACK HAND Acting on a hunch, he called the necessitated by growing student un­ Rumor has it that a "Little REA checker and asked him to easiness concerning the war. In out­ Mafia" is operating on Campus. come over. The checker was able lining the purpose of the counseling Although Director of Security to identify two of the intrepid war­ facilities, Father Simons explained, Arthur Pears has denied knowl­ riors as the fellows who tried to "It has come to our attention the edge of such a group, recent events slip the stolen luggage past him. lai'ge number of student who were lend strong support to this rumor. An investigation of the luggage unable to cope with the decision of A gang of ND residents are re­ revealed that loot from the Gil­ conscientious objection on an indi­ ported to have been roaming the bert's robbery was indeed contained vidual basis without some sort of campus at night, brutally beating within the trunks. The two, Jamie professional guidance. The aid of the lone students. Three ND juniors Lee Bucknell, an off-campus stu­ service is not, however, to find ways were robbed Sunday night by tv/o dent, and Ernie Balionis, a resident to get around or out of the draft, but, hoods on their way back from St. of Morrissey Hall, were then trans­ to the contrary, to focus I'ather than McO-y's. Then there was the inci­ ported to the St. Joseph County instruct. By having discussion groups dent at Gilbert's. Sheriff's Office. They are now free concerning various aspects of con­ Various accounts of the Gilbert's on bail. Thus, the campus police scientious objection — the effect on affair have been spread around the got their men—^finally. Whether or friends, its relation to religious be­ campus. The following is Mr. not the alleged thieves will be liefs, other ways of serving, etc. — Pears' version. Nearly two weeks prosecuted is another question. one will get a chance to share his ex­ ago, some students from Morrissey Director Pears claims too that periences as well as to learn of others, Hall notified Pears' office that and perhaps in the process acquire a rooms have recently been found pieces of their luggage had been ransacked. According to the script, deeper perspective of the conse­ stolen. Pears called ,the Railway quences of his decision." one member of the gang would call Express of&ce and told the checker a person on the phone and engage The first discussion group will meet to be on the lookout for stolen lug­ him in a conversation while the Nov. 28 in the Guidance and Testing gage. Soon after the Gilbert's rob­ rest of the gang would enter his office. Although only twenty so far bery, two fellows tried to ship two room. Thieves also ply their trade have shown interest in the program, trunks and a valpak through REA. when a student goes to take a CO. Ned Buchbinder, who was instru­ The checker noticed that the names mental in forming the service, is en­ shower or force down a meal with­ on the trunk were different from out locking his door. He stressed thusiastic over the opportunities of­ those on the fellows' ID cards. He fered by the discussion groups. "Over that the rate of larceny is greatest ^ refused to send the trunks, and right before a holiday. Thanksgiv­ a cup of coffee I can get off my chest when the pair left, the clerk phoned problems that have been bothering me ing vacation begins in five days. So the security office. Last Thursday, if you want your room intact, lock the South Bend police brought eight your door, close your transom, or or ten students caught fighting in pay what the "Mafia" asks. South Bend into Mr. Pears' office. —D.K.

STUDENT POWER: decisions of the university. WILY AND RESOURCEFUL The agenda for the conference in­ How can students become resource­ cludes an analysis of campus power ful in the fight for student power? structures and a discussion of strate­ This is the question which will hope­ gies and tactics. These tactics include fully be answered at the National Stu­ how to build organizations and to • dent Power Conference at the Univer­ sustain pressure, how to mobilize stra­ sity of Minnesota this weekend. About tegically and pull back when neces­ a half dozen student delegates from sary, how to use the courts and how to Notre Dame are present at the con­ gain access to sympathetic educators ference and will exchange ideas with from the outside. The NSA hopes that delegations from other member col­ once the students are more knowl­ leges of the National Student Associ­ edgeable about these things, the drive ation. for student power across the nation's The theme of the conference is the campuses will be unified. demand for student power. According The Notre Dame delegation is com­ to NSA, ultimately student power in­ prised of representatives from stu­ volves the building of an independent dent government and the free univer­ student government capable of co­ sity. In addition to serving as a operating with the faculty in planning delegate, Stay-Senator Richard Ros- FR. SIMONS curriculum and participating with the sie will participate in a panel discus­ DEEPENOJG THE PERSPECTIVE administration in making the basic sion on social freedom. NSA campus 12 The Scholastic Father's prescription includes not only the stimulant of spiritual motiva­ tion but also the fresh air of some friends and a steady diet of social ex­ ercise, especially judo or boxing. All of this is designed to help cure the re­ sentment, dissatisfaction, and frustra­ tion that makes so many withdraw into their steins. JUDO has room for more than those who have walked the "wet drunk" road. Its members also welcome the "dry drunks," young people who have looked for escape in pills, glue snifl5ng, £ind other unreasonable facsimiles. Older teen-agers and college-age stu­ dents team up to help the younger ones. On the ND campus, interest has been shown by students such as Coley O'Brien, Denny WiUiams, Marc Bay- less and Jim Ruzicka, who are now promoting the formation of a local branch of JUDO, and are trying to enlist volunteers from Notre Dame and St. Mary's. MUSCLES DOWN THE BOOZE DRAIN The guys will obviously help with coordinator Bob Rigney cites the dele­ named JUDO to help the drinkers the boxing and judo. It's not clear gation's attendance at the conference who have been trying to drown their what the girls wiU do: perhaps offer as another example of Notre Dame's sorrows. And some of the ND-SMC the friendship. recent desire to become more in­ students who heard him talk at St. volved in the affairs of the National Joseph High recently were impressed Student Association. with his ideas. The SCHOLASTIC is not the only ~G.D. After years of "helpless" discussion campus publication starting free dis­ on alcoholism, Father Nixon says he tribution across the road. Breen-Phil- JUDO FOR BOYS AND GIRLS realized that early and excessive lip's Pace-Better this week will join A Jesuit came all the way from drinking points to a partially neg­ up with a portion of SMC's Holy Portland, Oregon, to South Bend last lected problem. "I see talented people Cross Hall is putting out one hall week for the sake of a bunch of going down the drain because of newspaper. St. Mary's will write one drunks. Father Barney Nixon ob­ booze," says the priest, "and I wonder or two pages of the newspaper each viously likes teen-age tipplers, and if I can't get the guy before he week, and B-P wiU write two other has founded a muscular organization jumps." pages. • feiffer FDUTfCS pomic^ uses <90 I QOiT HisTORV 6 vmieu /w (5 A UB. OUT OF N sromm dOOKS. ?omcs.

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Nov. 17, 1967 13 A FEW short months ago — May 5, what haphazard, depending on indi­ ers information on academic matters •^ 1967, to be exact — the Univer­ vidual departments. The philosophers affecting the faculty as a whole, seeks sity's Board of Trustees bestowed actually held a preliminary election to formulate faculty opinion ... re­ their final approval on the much- to determine which of its members ceives from other groups in the Uni­ ballyhooed Faculty Manual. Its ap­ would represent them on the College versity items requiring consideration pearance marked the close of the first of Arts and Letters ballot. Some de­ by the faculty." chapter whose modest beginning was partments introduced the element of Faculty members, through their col­ marked in June, 1965, by the assump­ surprise by not releasing the names lege and departmental committees, tion of Rev. John E. Walsh, C.S.C, to of their nominees until the day of the have for a long time exercised a the Academic Vice-Presidency and the election. voice in the hiring of new faculty earliest drafts of the manual by As­ The divergence between the popular members, the establishment of tenure sociate Academic Vice-President Dr. conceptions of a faculty senate and standards, and the promoting of Thomas Stewart. The University at faculty conceptions of the faculty colleagues. However, the union of the the time was faced with the problem senate was discussed with Dr. Vasta college faculties is new and could re- of striking a balance, in the words of Rev. Theodore M. Hesburgh, "between the possibility of the fullest measure of faculty involv^ement for the bet­ IFftdOftl?^ terment of the University ... as well as the possibility for administrative action." In its two-year shuffle be­ tween University committees and fac­ ulty referenda, little has survived in the manual which could be called un-

Faculty Senate: An Open Forum? by Dave Tiemeier expected. If the manual eventually leads to a new, practical definition of the role of faculty on the Notre Dcime campus outside the classroom, it will have to come from Article TV, Section 3, Subsection (b) — The Faculty Senate. Ironically, the establishment of a ^ig)iai!Mi©W^"^5 campus-wide faculty organization was plagued by the heretofore present .( f faculty disorganization. Elections, of the English Department and the sult in more effective administration- completed in the second month of campus chapter of the American As­ faculty relations. school, have just been verified, with sociation of University Professors. "I The crucial element in this defini­ the representatives awaiting word believe that the faculty wishes to re­ tion lies in: "receives from other from someone, somewhere, to begin spect the prerogatives of the Holy groups in the University items re­ deliberations. Fifty-five positions were Cross Fathers. We are interested not quiring consideration by the faculty." divided among the undergraduate col­ in control but in participation in the Standing alone to this time has been leges, the School of Law, Computing academic life. This is borne out in the the AAUP campus chapter (approx­ Center, University Library, and the statement accepted by the faculty for imately 40% of the Notre Dame Special Professional Faculty, on the the new manual." The Academic teaching/research faculty) which, basis of one Senator for every ten Council consisting of equal numbers proponents maintain, tries to de­ faculty members, with each division of administration and faculty is the fine, safeguard, and promote the receiving at least one representative. policy-making body. Under the aegis ideals of academic freedom. The ac- Nomination of candidates was some- of the new manual, the Senate "gath- (Continued on page 28) 14 The Scholastic TT7HEN Professor Thomas J. Stritch rather than received it: this exag­ ^^ recently saw the effects of some gerated and insecure "safe" destroys improvements and redecoration in any legitimate attempt to focus the Sacred Heart Church, he said, "Well, church on the altar of sacrifice, the it's clean." Others have not been so logical center of worship. In a side laconic in their comments, and the chapel, the tabernacle might continue general summary of their response to amaze and delight the weekend to the "cleaner" campus church seems tourists, but in its present position it to be: "Fellows, you've done a good is no small obstacle to those who want job so far, but surely there's a lot to create a more clearly defined place more to be done." of community prayer for the present The improvements which have been generation of Notre Dame men. made tend to increase the beauty and Other clutter impedes this same the authenticity of the building itself. definition. The two truncated and gold­ Faked tiles and hackneyed stencil de­ en "wedding cake" altars still draw the signs have disappeared. The dingy eye to the ambulatory, even though and the gaudy have been reduced. they serve no purpose except to oc­ Walls and ceilings have been washed cupy the dusters for hours. And, and repainted in warm tones. Inter­ incredibly, the old confessionals S-JD rupted columns have been restored, far have not been replaced, even with fine details resurrected from a though they are awkward curiosities smother of gold leaf. Much of the to the uninitiated and iron maidens pretentiousness of the church is gone, to the experienced. Since the organ and the whole effect Is more honest is now used at most Masses, both con­ and relaxing. Even the shocking fessors and penitents find it almost chapel of relics has been tastefully impossible to hear each other in redone. these confessionals designed for an Beyond the accenting of architec­ era that expected silence in church. tural and structural values by Mr. The problem of seating also re­ Bernard Greunke, Sr., of Conrad mains unsolved, since the existing Schmitt Studios, a few things have pews, so paralyzingly close to each been changed to improve the church other, hinder the flexibility which is in a functional sense. The amplified- a feature of many European churches sound system and the pipe organ are which offer the worshipper an indi­ now in good condition. The communi­ vidual chair and invite him to be one cation between clergy and people has of the "circumstantes" gathered close been helped by the removal of the around the altar. large ceremonial pulpit and com­ In the fact of these difficulties, the munion rail, which had become im­ University officials may be tempted pediments rather than assets. to opt for the museum solution de­ It is not clear, however, whether spite its unorthodox implications. But the campus community can look for­ the new church, planned as part of ward to this kind of basic improve­ the SUMMA complex, would be much ment which has been part of the up­ farther away from most of the halls dating of famous medieval churches whose residents already find it far aU over Europe. The restoration of the enough to walk to Sacred Heart. And, historic old Cathedral of Mexico City, seen in a wider perspective, the com­ now in progress, has served to raise plete renovation of this University the very question which Notre Dame church could be significant for the must face: should churches be al­ whole Church in America. The hemi­ lowed to become so unsuited for mean­ sphere includes thousands of churches ingful worship that they become like this one where the liturgy is fail­ musetuns, or would this ossification ing to come to life because some of give the lie to the Church's incarna- the men in charge naturally hesitate tional desire to embrace and sanctify to shelve the old concepts of space every cultural development? The fu­ and its furniture for the new and un­ ture of Sacred Heart Church may expected needs of the People of God. cause the Administration to consider Here and there, as at Cuernavaca, again the scriptural adage newly courage has shown what can be done, phrased: man is not made for the but no place in this same situation church building, but the church build­ ^bateb could match the influence for the good ing is made for man. of the University of Notre Dame. If The whole question becomes more what has been begun so weU is carried pointed when one considers the glar­ to its logical conclusion, if the Uni­ ing contradictions in this center of versity understands itself as a total worship which have not been resolved. Cfjurctj? teaching environment even in its The huge tabernacle which dominates church, then Notre Dame may make the church is not only an embarrass­ a unique and exemplary contribution ing and awkward holdover from an­ by G. R. Bullock to the thoughtful renewal of worship other age which adored the Eucharist all across this land. • Nov. 17, 1967 15 Photos by Camilo Vergara, now on display in the Student Center's first floor lobby. Through Tuesday. ente m 9

16 The Scholastic TT HAS BEEN four years. St. Mary's girls aren't worth it -^ You can look at it And maybe you weren't worth it From a window in the library. For him, though many would be, On a dirt and storm gray afternoon But he'll never try to find them. See only the black roofs of buildings You gaily say, "His worse luck." The handful of spires that form But it's yovtr worse luck as weU. Such sharp outlines And there's nothing you can do. On the orange sky Of the just-passed sun. But in the end you surmount them, Recall your first excited view of it MYTH The hackneyed stereotypes learned On a dark night when the mist In your first days here. Encircled the feeble lights You take a friend, or group, From the lampposts, Loving them as what each is. Making them dance, reflecting colors. Not once thinking of such things As schools or social classes. It was quiet then, as now. Then categories mean nothing. There were no shouts, no calls. by They have so little to do You were alone, yourself, not With the greater things A St. Mary's girl or even a woman. Stephanie A life must in the end be. You were yourself. To worry about them is as Without limit, without category. Foolish as to subscribe to them. You were ready for four years of Phalen If you in your growing Feeling, knowing, discovering. Have risen above such casting. The only Notre Dame you'd take It is enough. Was what fit your growing self. To beds and public bathrooms. You have come to the point. The only St. Mary's you'd accept So full of arrogance and filth Was that which you then needed. That friends from other schools So after it aU you return Did you? Say, "That can't be frequent. To where you were that first tinie If indeed it happens at all." In wet shadows of a fall night You have learned to close Feeling just you, yourself Your mind to grossness, to look You have gone to some mixers With no one calling or looking Straight ahead as you v/alk When you were a freshman, curious At you as anything, except And erase all sign of smiling. Where you saw the lines of boys As one-person-you, unique You have discovered that these Who woud not ask a girl to dance In all history and open Are signs to ridicule by many. Though she was pretty and lonely. To all sensation, no less. Calling you snobbish, unfriendly, Instead they pointed at her Where it was lost? Because you are forced so well And spoke low, laughing Maybe in a hot crowded room full Into the mold that Notre Dame With their superior knowledge Of sweaty bodies and warm beer, Has always thought you fit. Proved by talk and SAT scores. Or on a telephone when you Though you resent their casting, Say "no" sweetly and finally. You retaliate by labeling them. You have taken coex classes On any of a hundred Saturdays, Soon the categories prove apt. To find out what makes Notre Dame On any day with rain. Feel they're so much better. Just now it's found again You have walked in the library And you've found Above the clear roof lines and Hearing whispered obscenities The work, grades, and interest Outside the gray buildings. As you pass a table, Are pretty much the same. Watching a lone figure disappear, Seen groups of boys leer at night So that the patronizing views Now after four years the same. Strutting in Notre Dame jackets. You accepted in other years And following you with calls Can no longer go unchallenged But why did it take so long? • Since the veil's comer is lifted. When a boy tells you St. Mary's Is only a finishing school. You tell him why he's wrong. It does nothing to his attitude Since his faith in Notre Dame His shield, is impenetrable.

You have refused many dates Usually because you had another. On the phone you were embarrassed Or sounded practiced smooth Because it is hard to tell Someone nice that you like him . . . But not that well. Boys choose who they want to date. Must girls accept each boy? But when he doesn't call again You know he thinks it doesn't matter To you since you're St. Mary's, Out for a good, expensive time And a very cool, rich husband. You know he'll tell his friends Nov. 17, 1967 17 WHAT A STUPJD THING TO TH/NK ABOUT AT A TIME LIKE THIS

by Jack Crawford

cause of my low average they didn't about ten minutes, and it was actually T WAS OUT in my back yard, playing want me back at Northwestern this a very short letter. About every •*• croquet. I was playing by myself, fall. I thought maybe she was just minute or so he'd shake his head and because it seems no one else in this exaggerating like she usually does, so say "Humph." When my father starts whole world likes to play croquet ex­ I sort of grabbed the envelope she shaking his head and saying "Humph," cept me. My mother came out and had in her hand. She started crying I can always tell that the situation is asked me what I was doing. I told again and told me she didn't know starting to disturb him a little. her I was watering the lawn, and I what to say to me. This was kind of a Everything was so quiet and dra­ must have said it kind of sarcastically coincidence, because after I read the matic and all that I couldn't stand and all because she started crying letter, I didn't really have a whole the pressure, so I went back to the and telling me I had no respect for lot to say either. stupid croquet game and made a real her and if my father were here I There was no doubt about it; they nice shot through the last two rings wouldn't act like that. The last part really didn't want me back. In fact, and against the post. didn't make a whole lot of sense be­ not only didn't they want me back, I don't think anyone really appre­ cause my father was sitting right they weren't gonna let me back! My ciated it. there; sound asleep, but sitting there father finally got up and started walk­ all the same. I told her I didn't mean ing over to me to read the letter. I n to be rude but that I had just broken could tell the whole thing was start­ I drove over to my best friend's my favorite croquet maUet and I was ing to disturb him a little. I mean house to tell him that I wasn't going a little on edge. She was very sym­ besides the fact he was going to have back to Northwestern this fall. I pathetic and asked me how I broke to settle this thing before dinner. wasn't in real good shape because this whole thing was beginning to my favorite mallet. I didn't want to He must have read that letter for go to the trouble of a long explana­ shake me up quite a bit. Not that tion, so I told her I just forgot and hit the ball with the wrong end. She didn't know any better. I asked her why she had come out to see me. I thought maybe she might like to play a few games. As much as I can't get along with her, I'd play croquet with just about anybody. She said she couldn't play right now but would very much Kke to play later. I think she was putting me on. She said that she had come out to tell me something very important. I asked her if she remembered what it was and naturally she said no. After a few minutes of deliberation, she woke up my father and started say­ ing something about "it was time we had a good long talk with our son." Since I was the only boy in the family, I kind of sensed I was in for trouble. My father asked her if it couldn't wait till after dinner. My father's always putting things off till after dinner. My mother said my grade report for the spring semester had just ar­ rived. Now, I was sure I was In for trouble. She told my father that be- 18 The Scholastic I was entirely too crazy about North­ As I was pulling away, I noticed tions, like whether or not I was going western or anything, because to tell that the ass was still polishing that back to school this fall, so I was very you the truth, I always thought the same side-view mirror. If you ask a relieved when Jane's little brother of­ place was kind of snobbish. It's just genuine ass to help you wash your fered to challenge me to a game of that I never really considered doing car, I guess you can't really expect back-yard wiffleball. Jane's mother anything else this fall except going him to get much further than the tried to teU the kid that I was much back to good, old snobbish NU. side-view mirror. too old for that sort of thing. I as­ My best friend was washing his sured her that I would gladly sacri­ car out in front of his house. There in fice the time just to entertain the were two other guys with him, one of I had completely forgotten that youngster. I think if they ever knew which was a pretty reasonable type Jane was working tonight and before just how much I enjoyed playing wif­ guy and the other a genuine ass. I'm I realized it, I was already inside her fleball, they wouldn't let me date Jane not sure they were too happy to see house, talking to her parents. Her anymore. You see, they're not neces­ me because they probably figured I mother and father didn't really hate sarily bad people, they're just not the was there to borrow money or some­ me or anything, it just seemed that type of people who go in for wiffle­ thing. They all said, "Hi, how ya they never took to me too well. Some­ ball or croquet. doing," but somehow I felt they how, I had the feeling that they were Jane's brother beat me pretty bad weren't overly concerned with how I going to take to me even less when but I wasn't overly upset about it be­ was doing at the time. I told them they found out I had just flunked out cause I was having a real good time. I had just gotten my grade report for of school. Before I left, I gave him a note and the spring semester and that I wasn't going back to school. My two friends stopped washing the car and stood up and said, "No shit" and "You're kidding," which made me feel pretty good because you could tell they were getting concerned. The genuine ass just kept polishing the side-view mirror and aslced me if I was going to enlist or wait to get drafted. I hadn't thought about the draft at all until then and I felt like hitting the guy in the stomach for bringing it up. My two friends asked me what I was going to do and I told them I didn't know. They started giving me all kinds of suggestions but they could tell that I was too worried to listen. I grabbed a sponge and started wip­ ing off the front end of the car but my heart wasn't really in it. They asked me if I had told Jane yet, be­ cause Jane happens to be my girl. She's very attractive and popular and aU and sometimes I wonder what she's doing with an average type guy like me. Especially, an average type guy who doesn't go to Northwestern anymore. I hadn't even thought about what Her father asked me how Illinois' told him to give it to Jane and not to Jane would say and now that I football team looked this year. He al­ forget about it. He said he wouldn't thought about it, I began to get sick. ways thought I went to Illinois. I was forget and I believed him. I knew When she asked me what I was study­ glad his wife corrected him and told that if I gave the note to Jane's ing to be, I would always tell her I him I went to Northwestern because mother, she'd forget. She was just was going to be a doctor or a bank I didn't want to make him feel dumb. that kind of person. president. I just never had the heart It's never too wise to make your girl's to say I was majoring in physical father feel dumb. Then he asked me rv education. how Northwestern's football team I must have driven for hours and After working on the same part of looked this year. You could tell he when I came home everyone was the car for about twenty minutes, it was a real football nut. I really didn't asleep. I quickly discovered that I was starting to look pretty good and have any idea how Northwestern's had forgotten my key and was locked I was even considering staying and team looked and at the time, I could out of the house. I didn't really feel helping them out because it was tak­ have cared even less. But I didn't like waking up my parents to let me ing my mind off everything. But want to make him think I was queer in. I mean, they were never too then the genuine ass started saying and didn't like sports, so I told him happy with me when I'd pound on the things like, "maybe you can get a job that with a few breaks, we could ex­ door at one in the morning anyway, in the steel mills." I know it wouldn't pect a good season. He seemed sat­ and in light of recent circumstances, be long before I hit him in the isfied. it could have been a very depressing stomach, so I decided to leave and I could see that they were starting experience. I sat down on the back head for Jane's house. to get around to more personal ques- fContined on page 29) Nov. 17, 1967 19 (DOWN The MOUNTAIN WALLS FROM wheRe PAN'S cAveRN is iNTOLeRAfeLe MUSIC FALLS . . . —W. I3. :^eATS "News FOR nbe OeLpbic oRAcLef) 6y ]ACk LAveLLe

original plans for opening night last week, so Capt. E. quietly hopes for the unveiling tonight. John Lennon wasn't joking when he made his comment about his gang being more poptdar than Jesus Christ. He found himself in an unusual posture for a mortal. He loas wor­ shiped. Whe7i hs, George, Paul and Ringo went on tour, their Crusades rivaled anything that Billy Graham or Oral Roberts have ever been able to stage. If religion is to be mea­ sured by the amount of personal respotise evoked (e.g. the Southern Baptists) the Fii'st Church of Rock 'n Roll was a success as far back as Elvis. Lately it lias been realised that T T NLESS I am wrong in my premise good Captain's wardrobe would be mass mjusico-gladiatorial spectacles ^ that our new music has become complete without a set of genyouwine are leading to an artistic cul-de-sac, the new folk religion of American, Flying Lapels? Yes, Flying. until a more effective means of pre­ perhaps world, youth, South Bend is With $300 came a skinny guy from senting the medium's message are about to get its first look at the temple Texas, the band fell together, the devised. So, the Beatles, still divine of the future. Or something like that. Anastasios went big time, and here but less emotionally so, have retreated Rock music has produced its demi­ comes the Oracle. Volunteers painted to tlie studio, Dylan to who knows gods like the Beatles, Stones, Dylan, the walls, and everything that looked where, and the Rolling Stones to jail. and the rest, and the cults that have as if it would enjoy it, a most shock­ Rock mu^ic lias grown up. As any formed around these groups have oc­ ing shade of black. Steve Heagan, form of quasi-religion, it must begin casioned some unrest in the middle- artist-in-exile, offered to do a window simple and build a faithful, if taste­ class parental bastions of Americana. and a wall, John Fleming got this less, following. Thus the fourteen- Just what is it that makes Mick Jag- light show together, and still all those year-old bepinipled groupie finds her­ ger appeahng to you, they ask their black paintbrushes. The local Build­ self in a curious parallel with the sixteen year-old daughter. And she ing Commission Bummer Squad de­ aged Irish and Polish and Italian doesn't know. Or won't say. cided to thwart, as it were, the (Continued on page 21) Oh yes, the Delphic Oracle is open­ ing, maybe even tonight if the gods will it. If so, why not take a trip down there? I don't think you will be bored by what is going on. In­ teresting things may happen within your own microcosm. People living on either coast in LA, SF, or NY may recognize what is taking place. Donovan stutters about "The Trip" on Sunset Strip, everyone has his unintelligible poster advertis­ ing Jefferson Airplane at the Fillmore, and the Electric Circus may be "the ultimate in legal entertainment." Why not South Bend? Eddie Kurtz (to be known herein as Captain Electric) had thoughts somewhat on the same order. "I had no money, but I said, Tm gonna get me a band, and get me a place, and do it'" And what 20 sidelines

LEAGUE I excellent field position repeatedly, on display every football Saturday. TEAM TO BEAT: KEENAN thanks to the defense and the punting For John Fyfe is the father, moder­ Taking advantage of disorganized of Eric Sandeen, who averaged over ator, dresser, and chaperon for the and dissension-ridden opponent, 40 yds. per boot. Lyons (2-0), a 12-0 high-kicking Irish Guard. Ten years Keenan (2-0) knocked off injury-rid­ victor over Dillon, is also "up for ago Fyfe came from Scotland and dled Cavanaugh (2-1) last week, 15-6, Sorin." The Lions got two touch­ went looking for the nearest Scottish to gain the top spot in the league downs from Tom Fieweger, and held hamlet in the U.S.A. He must have race as the clubs head down the Dillon (1-2) to a pair of first downs. found it at Notre Dame, because for stretch. Keenan scored first on a ten years he has been tending to sweep by halfback Charley McLurkin LEAGUE III many diverse needs of Notre Dame. in the first period, and put it away CHAMPION: ZAHM Employed himself at the LOBUND with a fourth quarter score by quar­ Zahm (2-0-1), battled from behind laboratory, even Mrs. Fyfe was at one terback Bob Mysliwiak. In between, to tie Morrissey (1-0-2), 6-6, and time employed by the Dining HaU Bob White, subbing at QB for in­ clinch the league HE title. (See page until the Indiana Department of jured Craig Digilio, threw a touch­ 22.) In the other game scheduled in Weights and Measures forced her down strike to Bud Clifford for Cava- the division, Farley (0-2-1) forfeited resignation for issuing excessively naugh's only score. In the only other to Off-Campus (1-2). large portions to students. game scheduled in this division. Holy — Steve Novak More unique than Fyfe himself are Cross (0-2) forfeited to Breen-PMllvps SCHEDULE the traditions that he brings with him (1-2), 1-0. With the season drawing to a close, from Scotland. Tradition has it that we give you a schedule of remaining Scots must wear their kilts sans un­ LEAGUE II action which will decide the cham­ dergarments of any sort. Rumor says TEAM TO BEAT: LYONS pionship in Leagues I and H. that Fyfe rigidly enforces not only Sonn, (1-0-1) which drew a bye exact authenticity of dress, but this last week, appears to be in for trouble NOVEMBER 19 last tidbit of tradition, too. Recently, the next two weeks. St. Edward's Holy Cross-Keenan Scots abandoned their tradition when (1-2) meets Sorin this week on what Cavanaugh-Stanford the introduction of double-deck buses halfback Marty Berry described as Lyons-Alumni in Scotland produced an embarrassing "St. Ed's Homecoming" Sunday. St. Ed's-Sorin situation for the Scots. But, at Notre Berry says it will "be the biggest Dame the old tradition supposedly weekend of the season. There is even NOVEMBER 26 (unless games are lives on. Not only does it make for a rumor that AUan Sack will return played earlier by mutual agreement) some chilly Guardsmen on Saturdays, for the game. We're going to wipe up Stanford-Holy Cross but some embarrassing moments for Sorin." They did beat Alumni (0-1-1) Keenan-Breen Philips a man who kicks too high or spins last week, 14-0, with the aforemen­ Sorin-Lyons too fast. Last year the Guard was al­ tioned Mr. Berry scoring a two-point Alumni-Dillon lowed to execute three-quarter-spin conversion, after a touchdown by Lou turns during the Old-Timers' game, Falzoronto, the TD coming on a 50-yd. ONLY THEIR DRESSER but since then Fr. McCarragher's more pass from quarterback Pat Malloy. KNOWS FOR SURE conservative dictates prevailed. Only Bob Neubauer scored the other TD Not many people around Notre eight Guardsmen and Mr. Fyfe know on a five-yard plunge. Defensively, Dame know who John Fyfe is, but the truth and nobody is talking. When the line looked good, and Ed's got the product of John Fyfe's work goes you ask them all they do is laugh. Nov. 17, 1967 21 ZAHMBIES GET A SCARE BY RAY SERAFIN

The first time you wander behind the sweetness of the championship. Continuing Education on an autumn For that brief moment in time every­ Sunday, you think you've walked into one feels part of and proud of a team one of those quaint football movies and the only words are exhortations that are shown on late television, and to "hit, baby, drive that shoulder into you wonder where ol' 98, Tom Hai-- 'em!" On the Zahm side of the field mon, is, or maybe it was Crazylegs the atmosphere is subdued as the Hirsch who starred in this epic. second-half strategy was plotted. Everything from the players' obsolete Since Morrissey had suffered a tie helmets to the mingling of partici­ earlier in the season. Zahm needs pants and spectators on the sidelines only a tie to escape with the cham­ suggest that you are no longer in the pionship. blase age of the jet set. So bring in Calmly confident Zahm elects to two unbeaten powerhouses with ar­ start the second half by kicking off, chaic names like Morrisse3' and Zahm but Mori-issey's enthusiasm carries to battle for the championship of an over and they roll to two quick obscure conference called League in, first downs. Then on fourth down and you've got a throwback to what and one, Morrissey runs their surest football untainted by commercialism ground gainer, the off-tackle slant; must have been; you've got a Notre but Zahm has switched to a wide Dame interhall football game. tackle, 5-4, to stop exactly that play Morrissey returns the opening kick- and the drive that could have clinched off to their own 35; now this should the game is halted. Don Clancy has develop into a contest between two been moved to quarterback, the posi­ punters because it's impossible to de­ tion he held down last year. Clancy velop much of an offense in a few rolls to the right on a "Bob Belden MORRISSEY BACK DANE LUPO special," shakes off a wave of would- weeks of practice, right? Except that REPEATEDLY STUNG ZAHM ON OFF- Dane Lupo takes a pitchout, skirts be defenders, cuts back against the TACKLE SLANTS AND SCORED flow of pursuit, picks up his blockers left end and isn't wrestled down until MORRISSEY^S ONLY" T.D. ' he's past midfield. Lupo and his run­ — touchdown Zahm! The stunned ning mate Kent Casey take turns Morrissey defense piles up Carl Rak slicing through startlingly huge holes on the try for the extra point, but 6-6 for another pair of first downs. Then is as good as a win for Zahm. Lupo cracks 17 yards to the 11, Jim Now it's Morrissey's quarterback Beran dives to the 5, and finally Rick Luoke who provides the heroics Lupo sweeps in for the score. John in the face of pressure. Luoke had Gerrein's attempted conversion is first come out for football five days blocked, but Morrissey looks capable earlier when he had finished using his of controlling the ball game with an arm at shortstop in Jake Kline's fall offense so basic it would make Woody baseball workouts. John Maturi grabs Hayes proud. two of his passes for 18 yards and Zahm's offense revolves around the ball is on the Zahm 35, with the flashy halfback Don Clancy but it officials indicating four minutes re­ lacks consistency. From his halfback maining in the game. On fourth down position, Clancy's option to pass and 10, Luoke scrambles and lofts a makes him a more dangerous run­ pass that is tipped once, twice, until ner, and once it is only a desperation finally Dane Lupo dives and clutches tackle by safety Bob Osar that keeps the ball on the 18. Morrissey clinging to a 6-0 margin. If this were one of those melodra­ Two second-quarter Zahm threats are matic movies Morrissey would score, halted by the interceptions of Matt but it isn't after all, and so they don't. Naegle and Tom Walsh. Something, Instead the game ends anticlimacti- too, is now plaguing Morrissey, some­ cally when Zahm recovers a fumble thing known as defensive tackle Phil two plays later and runs out the clock. Kucera, whose increasingly frequent Zahm is officially the champion, dark­ ventures into Morrissey's backfield are ness is falling quickly, it seems like having an upsetting effect on that ZAHM SELDOM BROKE RUNNERS a couple of miles back to campus and early momentum. INTO THE CLEAR^ BUT THEY HAD you wish you would've brought your At half time the two benches are a IT WHEN THEY NEEDED IT AND gloves. But you can't remember hav­ study in contrast. The Morrissey FINALLY PUSHED ACROSS THE ing more fun at a football game in squad, ecstatic and emotional, taste CHAMPIONSHIP-WINNING T.D. quite a while. 22 .The Scholastic Tomorroxo and next Friday night Notre Dame was braced tonight Although only of recent vintage, the Notre Dame will he in the South to to defend its ranking as the na­ Irish series with the Hurricanes of renew tioo rivalries — Georgia Tech tion's No. 1 football power against Miami has,- in many ways, been every has been both hotly contested and the challenge of a Georgia Tech bit as exciting as the gridiron bat­ richly rewarding for the Irish. Miami eleven that has not experienced de­ tles of N.D.-Georgia Tech. If any­ has been tougher and may become feat in a thirty-one game streak thing, this year's clash will be a toughei' still. Every game i7i a series dating back to 1950. grudge match. The N.D.-Miami series has bearing on the ones which loill Although the Irish were favored by began in 1955, as described by the follow^ and in the loeek of November a touchdown. Coach Frank Leahy Dome: 17 a lot of piide and memories will took a characteristically gloomy view "To the dismay of many of the be on the line. of his team's prospects. 75,685 who jammed the Orange Bowl, "We have done nothing to deserve the Hurricanes of Miami became the A PEEK at Roger Valdiserri's files our top rating," bemoaned the master. third straight shutout victim of the -^~*- will tell you that the Notre Dame- "I just hope Coach Dodd is in a merci­ Irish, who triumphed 14-0. Georgia Tech rivalry dates back to ful mood." "The stubbornness of the Notre 1922, when the Irish defeated Tech, Coach Dodd had no mercy, but his Dame front wall and the clutch pass­ 13-3. Since then, the gridiron has Yellow Jackets were overly benev- ing of Quarterback Paul Hornung, Big Week in tine Deep South By MARK SEEBURG

seen the two meet eighteen times, the olent — a fumbled pass from center were the decisive features of the Irish winning 15 of the contests. in the Tech end zone gave Notre battle." The series has been marked with Dame the spirit-busting, game-win­ The 1960 clash found the Irish on more than its share of close ones. ning touchdown, as the Times' Sun­ the other side of the fence, 28-21. The Between 1938 and 1940, the margin day edition reported: Dome reports: of victory in each game was less than Georgia Tech's string of football six points. Notre Dame entered their games without defeat was snapped "Notre Dame's impressive perfor­ 1942 game with Tech hoping to ex­ at thirty-one today by Notre Dame. mance against Pittsburgh was quickly tend their series victory streak to six. With an exciting display of power cancelled by the angry Hurricanes of The Irish's cocky attitude was dis­ that did much to justify their rank­ Miami. Daryle Lamonica did his best to counteract Miami's tidal wave of played in an issue of the SCHOLASTIC ing as the nation's No. 1 team, the the preceding week: Irish downed the Southeastern Con­ touchdowns, but his sohd passing at­ "All the peaches in Georgia shrivel ference Champions, 27-14, before tack was not enough to oiTset the these days when the name of the an overflow crowd of 58,254 at Hurricanes bid for a possible Orange great casting ace, Bertelli, is sound­ Notre Dame Stadium. Bowl invitation." In 1965, of course, ed." But the game turned out to be The excitement was even too great Notre Dame was tied by the Hur­ anything but peachy-keen as Tech for Coach Leahy's weak stomach, as ricanes in a 0-0 deadlock. defeated the Irish, 13-6. he collapsed in the dressing room, Notre Dame's destruction of At­ Perhaps the greatest of all N.D.­ with what was described as a "mus­ lanta may not be as catastrophic as Georgia Tech games was the 1953 cular spasm of the abdominal region." Billy T. Sherman's. However, the classic (see cut) which found Notre It was another six years before swath of mayhem wrought through Dame putting its No. 1 laurels on the Tech had a chance to avenge the vic­ the South by Ara's Army should lead line. Said the New York Times on the tory-halting loss. The 1959 affair right to the decisive confrontation at eve of the game: found N.D. at the short end, 14-10. the sea — Miami Beach style. • Nov. 17, 1967 23 Anderson Picks NOVEMBER 18: Voice in the Crowd UCLA VS. SOUTHERN CALIFOR­ Jim Murray, the caustic and controversial sports reporter for the NIA: The Trojan's bubble burst last Los Angeles Times, was theorizing on Notre Dame football, and why it weekend while the Bruins played gets players from places like Redmond, Washington and Bal Harbour, their best game of the year. With Florida: "I very definitely think that Notre Dame has an edge when it the National Championship, Heisman comes to their nationwide recruiting. ... I think this is particularly Trophy, and Rose Bowl on the line, true when you realize that many of the old Catholic football powers— and with UCLA still mindful of last like Fordham for example—^have now dropped football. The good year's bowl game snub, this has to Catholic player who wants to go to a Catholic college naturally turns rate as the game of the year. Look to Notre Dame." for the Bruins and Beban in Pasadena Murray's remarks were made in 1965 (they helped sooth the wounds on New Year's. of a 28-7 drubbing which USC endured the following Saturday); for the INDIANA VS. MINNESOTA: Even most part they are equally valid today. But Catholic colleges every­ if you don't believe in God, at least where are crammed with Irish, Italians, and Poles, amd if there is one accept the Hoosiers as proof that thing these groups have in common, it's a love for relaxation in the miracles do happen. We'll give the form of vicious, brutal headknocking: football. And indications are dream one more week. that students in Catholic schools are no longer willing to watch Notre Dame on TV and vicariously identify. NORTH CAROLINA STATE VS. It's Sunday morning, October 22, and you open your morning paper CLEMSON: A conference champion­ to "College Football Results:" Army 22, Southern Methodist 20; ship and bowl game await the winner Colorado 19, Missouri 7; Fordham 31, St. John's 3. What was that of. a game which should restore re­ Jim, Murray said about Fordham dropping football? Well, Fordham spectability to the ACC. State looked did, and that team you see in the paper is only a club. A look into the better in losing last week than they Fordham program, though, shows that Catholic club football teams have have in winning most of their games. no sympathy for two-hand touch, and they just may have their eyes They're the pick here in a close one. on people like Holy Cross in the near future. The Fordham-St. John's game was no casual get-together. The NOVEMBER 23: Redmen played a quarterback named Jack McCauley who reportedly TEXAS VS. TEXAS A&M: Typical of runs the hundred in 9.6 seconds. The halfback in their single wing this imusual season are those two fine attack, Jody Crieger, straggles along in 10 flat. But St. John's real representatives of the state of Texas. strength, it appears, is in their kicking game. They have soccer-style Both started horrendously, recovered kicker Deter Heckler of Sweden for field goals, and since soccer players slowly, and have surged in recent aren't always equipped to combat the violence of American football, weeks. The Cinderella slipper fits the St. John's has a second soccer style kicker from Peru named Alfredo. Aggies' foot — A&M in a minor up­ How, then, did Fordham ever win the game? The Rams had a few set. unclublike weapons of their own. Pete Schmerge was one—^he's a transfer from Holy Cross, believe it or not; the team had come off a OKLAHOMA VS. NEBRASKA: The psychological bombardment known in the Bronx as Psyche-up Week, surprising Sooners have completely including a monstrous bonfire which hopefully would blaze into the 1984 outclassed the Big Eight this season. basketball season; and the game itself was the Rams' Homecoming—it Nebraska is no match for Granville drew 5,000 fans. Liggins and the stingiest defense in The Fordham situation is not unique among Catholic colleges. Their the country. schedule involves games with Marquette in Wisconsin, Georgetown in Washington, and the University of the South in Tennessee. The NOVEMBER 25: Fordham game in Tennessee, furthermore, gives proof of the serious­ PURDUE VS. INDIANA: The "Dream ness of club football. The Rams are already preparing Remember week Game" of 1967 pits these two high- for next year after South, leading 48-7, kicked a 37 yard field goal ranked Hoosier squads in mortal com­ bat for the coveted Big Ten title. John with six seconds remaining. (And how many soccer-style kickers do Isenbarger will punt every time, Harry they have?) The 51-7 humiliation alone could encourage Fordham to Gonso won't throw interceptions and go hunting for high school stars. And the Fordham name, apparently, the defense will be tough — sad to is still magic: Georgetown bypassed the natural rivalry with Catholic say, the Hoosiers' best just won't be U. to make Fordham their Homecoming game. good enough in a close and exciting The list of Catholic colleges with ambitious football programs grows game. each year. Canisius fielded a team this year for the first time since 1949, is playing club powerhouse Adelphi and another new Catholic team, Scranton. Like Fordham, Georgetown, and St. John's, Canisius NOVEMBER 24: takes football seriously enough to scout opponents: Ed Cosgrove, a NOTRE DAME VS. MIAMI: Don't tackle-linebacker for Adelphi, was described by Canisius as "a legend breathe a word of this to the UPI or Bob Pille, but the best team in the in his own time at the Geirden City campus. . . . He is generally con­ country at the end of the season might sidered to have the makings of a pro football player." just be decided here. The Irish have The rise of Catholic club football, besides indicating the desire of conquered the errors which plagued students for intercollegiate competition, just may be a preview of some­ them earlier, while Miami has de­ thing much bigger: a Catholic conference. No threat to Notre Dame veloped a potent offense to go with recruiting right now, of course. These teams are only clubs. But then, one of the best defenses in the coun­ so is the Notre Dame hockey team. try. Irish passing will be the dif­ — MIKE MCADAMS ference in a game contested, for the most part, between the 20's. 24 The Scholastic R. K. MUELLER. INC. 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Nov. 17, 1967 25 gineering, and business colleges: mili­ praisal; but the arguments for this Letters tary science is not a subtle or complex are strong enough to stand up on their (Continued from page 7) or deep intellectual discipline. It is own, without artificial support from fer flieir major programs in tnilitary a vocational subject, not in the sense the statements of past recipients. scierice and we have yet to meet a of a pre-med program,, but after tlie J. M. Geist mil-sci Ph.D. This seems to indicate order of typing and shorthand. "Non­ 638 N. St. Louis a distinction between ROTO activities thinking" is indeed the term for the and tJie endeavors of tlie science, en- memorization of milestones in mili­ tary history or of simple basic tenets SPEAK FOR YOURSELF of tactics (and, of course, for shoe- EDITOR: 6iC Medium Point 19( shining, shaving, etc.)—^ED. In the October 27 issue of the SCHOLASTIC under the article, "Con­ frontation," there was a photograph PATRIOTISM TO MANKIND of a student carrying a sign saying: EDITOR: "Notre Dame Says War Is Nuts." My BiC Hne Point 25t Your editorial about Patriot-Pickers point is not whether war is nuts, in the November 3 issue certainly but rather what does Notre Dame say. makes a lot of sense. The University Though a person goes to Notre Dame, should discontinue this award and re­ it does not give him the right to tell place it with something more relevant the outside world what Notre Dame to a Catholic university. says, but only what Joe Smith, stu­ In the first place patriotism is a dent, thinks. Till this date, Notre neutral attribute. Its moral value is Dame has said nothing and wiU say Despite completely determined by its object. nothing till a referendum on the war In this respect it is much like loyalty. is taken. fiendish torture Do we commend the loyalty of pre­ dynamic BiC Duo Ray Maddalone cinct captains who steal votes whole­ Curtis De Clue writes first time, sale to insure the election of their Jack Cumf ord every time! beloved leader? Do we commend the John M. Radovich patriotism of the SS troops who sacri­ Bic's nigged pair of ficed their fives for Nazi Germany? stick pens wins again Who can deny their patriotism? ENCORE, ENCORE in unending war Secondly, it is truly diflBcult to de­ EDITOR: against ball-point My hat is off to "Ziggy" and the skip, clog and smear. termine who is the true patriot when Despite horrible the government is embarked on such Notre Dame Social Commission. Such punishment by mad a dubious venture as the war in Viet­ a display of "Irish hospitality and scientists, BIC still nam. Who loves their country more, tact," as they demonstrated at the writes first time, every the Joint Chiefs of Staff who daily Neil Diamond concert last Saturday time. And no wonder. urge on escalation of the conflict and evening, is certainly to be noted (if BIC'S "Dyamite" Ball a total defeat of Ho Chi Minh or the not lauded). is the hardest metal United Council of Churches whose When Mr. Diamond, during the made, encased in a course of giving one of the finer solid brass nose cone. leaders beg the government to discon­ Will not skip, clog tinue its bombing of North Vietnam performances by an entertainer at or smear no matter and regain the moral posture once ND, ran a minute past the concert what devilish abuse characteristic of the United States? curfew time of 11:30, he was prompt­ is devised for them How about an award for the Phi­ ly forced to stop — even while he by sadistic students. lanthropist of the Year in the true pleaded for an extra five minutes and Get the dynamic sense of the word — a lover of man­ then would have settled for time BIC Duo at your enough for a final song with which campus store now. kind. Terry Brennan to close his show. Amid the clamor and WATERMAN-BIC PEN CORP. 213 Sorin entreating applause of a receptive MILFORD. CONN. audience, the management remained unrelenting. They simply cut off the ON THE PATRIOT AWARD supply of electricity to the instru­ EDITOR: ments and microphones. Another first If memory serves, Mr. Stevenson for Notre Dame . . . and a last for a received the "Patriot of the Year" return by a fine performer. award in 1963, not 1964, as your last issue stated. The 1964 recipient was Dan Tutko Colonel John Glenn. _920 E. Madison I was there in 1963 to hear Mr. Stevenson's remarks on patriotism FOR THE DISSENTERS and peace, and I do not think that they EDITOR: are related to the arguments of those I would like to express my admira­ who have sought to abolish or alter tion to the students who were wiUing ,M the award. I am not defending the to advertise in the SCHOLASTIC their award, nor condemning the attempts refusal to have anything to do with to abolish it, but merely pointing out American aggression in Vietnam. that it is unfair to construe Mr. Theirs is a courageous and clean ges­ Stevenson's speech as support for ture that a man must salute and sup­ these attempts. port—^whatever the consequences may %f My personal feeling is that the be in this vilely obsessed time. award is in drastic need of reap- Joseph M. Duffy, Jr. 26 The Scholastic Delphic Oracle of Vanilla Fudge thing done on it. from the sloppy pimple-music prison The Lapels are very far off from an of the Shamrocks and Shaggs. (Continued from, page 20J effective presentation, but there is a So go to the Oracle. Eric Burdon ladies wlio, through constant dotage, struggle towards a type of artistic says, "It will be worth it, not for the liave kept the Catholic Church alive rock that has never been seen around sake of the song, but for your own for so many centuries. But, a^ a here. We seem to be on the break out peace of mind." • movement finds loithin itself a po­ tential art form, it will become so­ phisticated until it sheds the sim­ plistic boorishness on which it nursed. Every collegian needs this The new groups, mostly from the West Coast, have recently taken off into basic natural shoulder suit the mixed media scene, combining light and sound to present a total; hope­ fully even tactile, experience. Lumi­ nous paint under blxick light comes alive and walks off the wall at you. If you aren't quick enough to escape, you may be devoured. lAqicid light from overhead projectors is splashed on the walls, mixed and vibrated to the mood and tempo of the band. Then there is the killer strobe. If the operator of this device (a powerfid white light which flashes on and off many times a second) is particularly hostile you may just leave your mind behind as you fly out of the room. For a period the strobe is comic, everything appearing a 1920's movie, but then the effect turns cosmic. It is our animal masochism which delights in this new brain cleanser-torture. This seems to be what the Oracle light show has in mind. Two weeks ago a dress rehearsal of sorts was presented in the Architecture Build­ ing, the Beaux Arts (rhymes with Mozart's) Ball. Strobes distorting time and amoebic liquid light produc­ ing a vibrating kinetic—^you somehow forgot you were in a classroom build­ ing. This is success for the artist, when he makes you realize where he is, dismembering where you were. Folk and urban blues are the roots of our best new music. The most artiddate new groups have an ex­ tensive background in the Muddy Waters style; Country Joe and the Fish can knock your socks off when they play straight electrified blues with Imrmonica and organ backing guitar and drums. It is now a logical extension of form to jump from blues to the new "psychedelic" sound; the paradox of white boys playing black presents the Princeton in a blend music leads to a different colored ofDacroif/ worsted sound and a new style. This seems to be where the Flying The suit for all occasions authentically styled in the Lapels are now headed. They try to best Ivy League tradition. Tailored of two v;rinkle-resistant give their own interpretation to other fabrics: a hopsack of 55% Dacron, 45% Worsted or the people's songs, using different tempos, exciting new Cavalry Twill of 70% Dacron, 30% Worsted electronic feedback and new arrange­ in the newest fall shades...the Princeton is beautifully ments. There is something happening detailed with University Seal's special eye for fashion. here, you realize, when you hear 3-button jacket with hook vent back. And authentic ivy vest. See it at your favorite store today. "Hey Joe" played a la Hendrix and Love, all in the same song framework. Only $60. Listen, and you hear Donovan's fragile "Young Girl Blues" with a sort "T.M. of DuPont Nov. 17, 1967 27 Faculty Senate dom and student press censorship. Secondly, the Senate will be in a de­ Two major difficulties have plagued bating position with the administra­ (Continued from -page 14J the AAUP, in the opinion of its tion, "which is a much more effective tion taken in any given instance by present head Dr. Edward Manier, context in which to work." Finally, AAUP groups has ranged from the philosophy professor. "We have not unlike the AAUP, whose agenda initial consideration of the problem, represented the faculty as a whole depended solely on AAUP initiative, to the hiring of lawyers for a profes­ and thus have, at times, had difficulty the Faculty Senate stands as an open sor's defense in contract disputes, to articulating academic principles which forum which a student-body group censure of an institution in an are unsullied by practical considera­ can approach for support in a ques­ AAUP bulletin (for example, St. tions." Dr. Manier, himself elected to tion of academic freedom. The extent John's University). the Senate, doesn't believe that the to which faculty members will actual­ Although the activities of the local Senate will be free of the dilemma, ly establish themselves outside the chapter have not been so spectacular, but "since it will represent the entire classroom will be determined by aca­ the group in the past has become in­ faculty, acceptance and implementa­ demic guidelines. Said Dr. Edward volved in questions of academic free­ tion and compromise wiU be possible." Vasta, chairman of the AAUP Faculty Participation Committee, "If hall life would affect academic achievement, the faculty would be interested." In 1966, the AAUP, in conjunc­ the no^6 goes even on tion with the American Council on Education, published the "Statement a song cycle • music BY on Government of Colleges and Uni­ versities." It was based on an "in­ C)onAl6 swann •• poerns" escapable interdependence" among "administration, faculty, and students. f By 1. n. R. tolkien "The faculty has primary responsi­ bility for such fundamental areas as Now the songs of Frodo. Bilbo, Sam Treebeard and curriculum, subject matter and meth­ Tom Bombadil can be sung or played by all. Donald ods of instruction, research, faculty Swann, of Flanders and Swann. has, v;ith the assist­ ance and encouragement of Professor Tolkien, set status and those aspects of student seven songs from The Lord of The Rings to music. life which relate to the educational Each song may be sung individually or taken together as a group to form a song cycle. The arrangements process." are for piano or voice and guitar symbols are given. While this statement has been $3.95 accepted only in a modified version poems c\nO songs op mjOC)Le eARth at Notre Dame, the very fact of this acceptance and its encasement in a READ BY J.R.R. TOLKIEN real three-dimensional body — the For his first venture into the recording world Professor Senate — may hold promise for the Tolkien has chosen to read from the delightful poems of Tom Bombadil. On the reverse side William Elvin future. sings the songs from The Road Goes Ever On with Arts and Letters Assistant Dean Donald Sv/ann at the piano. This record is a must. Caedmon Record -TC 1231 $5.95 Plunkett said that the actual business Available at your college bookstore of the Senate wiU be unknown until HOUGHTON MIFFLIN COMPANY it begins to meet. Several of the new Senators themselves confess to a vagueness as to what wiU be tackled by whom. Some fear that it will be­ come a glorified debating society. The ambiguity of the manual statement has tended to add to the mystery. Still the Faculty Senate could easily sur­ TEXAS pass it and other more vociferous or­ ganizations in marking and applying the many dimensions of academic free­ dom. It could. Perhaps chapter two INSTRUMENTS wiU prove to be more interesting reading. Members of the faculty who have been elected so far and their respec­ INTERVIEWING tive colleges are these: Law School: Edward J. Murphy. College of Arts and Letters: Fr. ON CAMPUS Leonard Banas, Fr. Ernest Bartell, Paul Bartholomew, Paul Bosco, George Brinkley, Fr. David Burrell, Fr. James Burtchaell, Robert Caponi- NOVEMBER 28. 29 gri, Frederick Crosson, Peter Grande, Seymour Gross, John Kennedy, Thomas Lorch, Edward Manier, Paul McLane, Harry Nielsen, Bernard Norling, Robert Nuner, Robert O'Brien, James Robinson, Stephen 28 The Scholastic Rogers, John Santos, John Scannell, got stupid like some girls do when got into this crappy junior college, Stanley Sessler, Marshall Smelser, they can't play a game very well and and how they finally drafted me, and Thomas Swartz, Robert Vasoli, John they start breaking the rules and how right now I'm sort of drifting Williams. everything. from job to job. But I don't really College of Science: H. A. Bender, Now, I don't want you to get the feel like teUing you all that right S. E. Darden, N. B. Haaser, G. F. idea that we did this all night, because now, because I married Jane this Hennion, E. M. Winkler, R. P. Mac­ then you'll probably think we're really morning, and laying here tonight, intosh, S. W. Mihelich, D. J. Pasto, queer or something. In fact, after with her asleep in my arms, it's funny R. C. Taliaferro, J. A. Tihen, R. V. one game, we hopped in Jane's car as heU, but all I can think of is that Bretthauer, W. M. Failey, B. Pollak, and took off for the beach. I asked ol' damned stupid croquet game at one B. S. Wostmann, G. L. Jones. Jane to marry me that morning and in the morning. And if you think College of Engineering: Francis she came right out and said yes. I'm queer because I'm thinking about Kobayashi, Francesco Montana, Now, you might wonder how come that right now, I'm not too sure I Walter Shilts, James Carberry, Ken­ I haven't told you about how I finally care. • neth Lauer, William Berry, John Lucey, Nicholas Fiore.

.y-r^i: At A Time Like This (Continued from page 19) steps and seriously considered the idea of bawling or something because %>'^>s I was very discouraged and distraught. I looked out at the grass and dis­ covered that my mother hadn't both­ ered to take the croquet set in. I'm i sure as much as she cared about ^i; croquet it would have sat there until i>.n. m Christmas. m\ I picked up a mallet and started to 'KM play around a little. The moon was k%^S: kind of full and you could see fairly well. All of a sudden, this car pulls up in the alley and out steps ol' Jane. I about crapped in my pants because I couldn't figure out how Jane's par­ ents would let her out, it being so during the Thanksgiving holidays late and all. Even though her hair was pretty messed up and you could we invite you to visit tell she'd gotten dressed in a hurry, OUR UNIVERSITY SHOP she looked absolutely terrific. It's funny, but if you've got the right You'll find a wide choice of suits, tweed situation, a girl who appears pretty sport jackets, topcoats and warm outer­ lousy can actually look very terrific. wear in sizes 36 to 44 — all with our I asked her how she got out and she said she had snuck out. I asked distinctive styling and taste. Also fur­ her why she came and she said she nishings and other items. thought she should. Just the way she said it, showed she wasn't putting me Our 3-piece Suiis, $90 lo $105 on or anything. I just sort of stood Tweed S-poH Jackets, $55 io $70 there for a while because I couldn't think of anything to say. It wasn't To-pcoats, $95 'Polo Coats, $135 the most romantic setting in the Trofkal Worsted Tuxedos, $95 whole world, I mean, me standing there with the stupid croquet mallet Outerwear, from $37.50 in my hand, but all the same, I walked over and kissed her real hard. ESTABLISHED 1818 I thought for sure she was going to start preaching to me about what I should do and how I had to learn to adjust to the responsibilities of adult life. But she just stood there and kissed me for a while and then she picked up the other mallet and starts ^ens ^Eoys' furnishings, IJats ^f hoes hitting the stupid croquet balls 74 E. MADISON ST., NR. MICHIGAN AVE., CHICAGO, ILL. 60602 around. I asked her if she'd like to NEW YORK • BOSTON' • PITTSBURGH • ATIJINTA play a game, I mean just for the heU SAN FRANCISCO • LOS ANCELES of it and all. She said she would and I reaUy think she wanted to. She couldn't play too well, but she never Nov. 17, 1967 29 Camilo Vergara, a senior in architec­ the Huddle. When you heard a whole ture, took the photos and with a few lot of Jeine Fonda was on the cover of friends put together the artful one- Newsweek last week you hurried man show now on view on the stu­ right down to your local newsstand. dent center's first floor through this To see it and to buy it. And when weekend. The photos Camilo lent us you got there you trained your eyes are from his show. with the speed of a bullet on the spot In passing, Camilo expressed some where the Newsweeks are usually of the frustration felt by other cre­ kept. And there it was — not. ative ones among us. These few are In its stead was—Scientific Ameri­ (not by choice) in a sort of catatonic can. With those big beautiful black state most of the time (the fall seems letters on all that luscious white to be a particularly bad season). space and all topped off with one of They have something to say to us but those cute little machines Scientific feel hemmed in by the place. There American always has on the cover. is the Juggler of course and the film So you coyly said to the counter society, the annual student art show mistress, "Newsweek, please." And and last year began the Arts Festival. she, a little less coyly, looked you But the art show is for art students right in the eye and replied, "They're £ind as for the others, some would sold out." "On Tuesday afternoon?" rather speak with a smaller voice. But you put on the pressure and even­ They have a difficult time finding tually the truth came out: "The any voice at Notre Dame. priest took them away." Now you Mr. Vergara tells us of a story by really played it cool and asked her Jean Genet wherein a pissoir in the about the weather and then real quick, middle of Paris becomes a most facile "Which priest?" And she giggled and vehicle for artistic scribblings of great twittered but didn't say. ... It used merit. Now LaFortune, while a to be monthly trips into town for pissoir of sorts, just does not inspire Playboy. But for Newsweek'^ much of anything. The couches are the only aesthetically pleasing pieces E COULDN'T possibly head home in the house. W for Thanksgiving without pro­ Still we must do with what we ducing proof of our centennial cele­ have (but not what is possibly be­ bration which at last did come off. ing planned for us — see our page 5 The evidence is below. From left to editorial — especially if it's "in the right, '63-'64 editor Tom Hoobler, spirit of Notre Dame"). Perhaps the whose kibitzing helped remind us not Art Gallery can sponsor some pro­ to take ourselves too seriously; '64- gram or at least find some space for '65 editor Mel Noel, a giant among our creative "non-art" students. If scrawny men; '65-'66 editor John they don't, who will? Twohey, who planned and executed /^UR COVER ... an American soldier the whole thing and who says he has ^-^ twice abstracted from the war of OME OF YOU out there read News­ even bigger (is it possible?) plans which he is so much a part. For an S week. Every week. And some of for next semester; and yours truly, instant he was forced to stop; for a you don't. Those of you who do read who was very grateful to be included. breath, for a short rest, before push­ Newsweek probably have been look­ The '66-'67 editor (and missing link) ing on. Then the camera removed ing more at the pictures lately than Dan Murray found it impossible to him permanently from that existence, actually reading. And with good rea­ attend due to the state of shock he and made him a symbol in a mag­ son. There has been more to look at. entered as a result of being forced azine. Now our artist, Dick Walsh, Much more. into watching the John Davidson removes him a second time, abstract­ Some of you buy Newsweek at show from beginning to end in the ing him to stark black on white. We your local newsstand. And that means presence of his Harvard roommates. have caught Sisyphus at the bottom of his hill, leaning on his rock. Soon now, he will be forced to pick up his burden and climb again. One wishes to ask him: Where are you going? What are you doing? Why and for how long? We ask these ques­ tions honestly and openly. But no real answer is forthcoming. The figure remains utterly and eternally silent. There is only one thing we can be sure of. In just one moment he will stand, uncap his gun, and move on. And to what? No one knows. And we move with him. f/^ENTE" IS PEOPLE and the photo ^^ essay featured elsewhere in these pages is a celebration of same. 30 The Scholastic The Norelco Tripleheader. The closest, fastest, most comfortable shaver on wheels. On campus. 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