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Volume XL, Number 19 'Thursday, November 7, 1996 First Copy Free --- Library Reconstruction Ahead- Consolidationof Librariesand Redesigning of Melville Space are Among Outlined Plans
BY ENEIL RYANDE LA PENA would be added to Melville -Statesman Editor _ _ Library. Rumors have circulated "I think there is plenty of -about closing the branch room in the Melville Library," libraries on campus. Director Branin said. "We don't need of Libraries and Dean Joseph the fifth floor, the fourth floor, J. Branin denies the rumor, and the basement for library saying "It's true that we're services." He described that looking at the whole library if he could recover the system and the. whole commuter lounge space and organization of the library the third level that is occupied from top to bottom. One of by the Humanities the questions is 'do we need Department and have the nine separate library locations stacks begin on the first floor, on campus?' But there's been there would be adequate no decisions made to close space. "The branch libraries anything at: this point." would be used for other The consolidnition of the things," Branin-added. "I libraries is one of Branin's think the space proposals that "plan objectives." Branin I'm requesting are modest and said, "The libraries here, reasonable." - - ;- ' particularly the sciences, are Branin has been newly decentralized. I don't think appointed as director of it's the most efficient way to libraries and dean by Provost -u-arcersmnumraigocraua riiuwsKu manage a. library program. Rollin Richmond. . Branin is A study space at the Math and Physics Library, a branch library that might be consolidated into the Some of the students-I've now in his third month in that- Melville Library. talked with feel very position. Previously, he comfortable with this system served as associate university; and like it. They are not keen librarian for public services on the idea of consolidating and. collections at the the libraries. There are seven University of Minnesota. separate science libraries . . . :Branin labeled two broad a pretty expensive way to problems or challenges in the More Dclys For Evening operate." current library system on The nine libraries on campus: the economy and new campus include the Frank technology. "One challenge is Exams Melville, Jr.: Memorial how to run a library with a Library, 'Biological. Sciences smaller budget and a- smaller BY ENEIL RYAN DE LA PENA during the 'examination only' undergraduate course may (Life Sciences) Library, staff. Stony Brook suffers Statesman Editor days, each semester will be administer a mid-term Chemistry Library, Computer from that. We're trying to run "I think evening exams lengthened by five days.. The examination outside of the Science Library, Earth & a library system, with less will soon be history<" said -schedule for 'exaii6aiitin regular class time only when Space Sciences Library, resources and less buying James Mackin, chair of the only' days will be'ivided i'nto the. time of the exam coincides Engineering Library, Health power than 'we had ten years .Undergraduate -Council, two hour intervals,frm 8:00 with one of the lecture periods Sciences Center Library, 'ago. For Stony Brook, that's speaking about the results of a.m. to 8:00'p.m. Scheduling of the course. Requests for Marine and Atmospheric particularly a problem on the a University Senate meeting of examinations for these days expanded classroom space Sciences Information Center, staffing side where we've last Monday. An alternative will take place during the and extended time periods for and the Mathematics/Physics seen a pretty significant proposal to .eliminate evening regular course scheduling exams may be granted Library. . reductions'. The staff is 2-5 exams given by courses such period and will be subject to depending on the space If the libraries are percent smaller than it was as BIO 151 and CHE 131 was the constraint that no more availability and potential consolidated, study spaces for five years ago. That's an presented by . .the than' two courses--can give conflicts with other classes." students is reduced. "We economic challenge'. One, Undergraduate Council to-the mid-term examinations at the The second alternative would.be very careful to make we're driven by the economy; University --Senate. A same time and on the same proposal requested that "an sure that we didn't reduce *second, we're driven by new proposal: calling : for a day." instructor of an undergraduate space," said Branin. "There's technology:. The way lengthening of the school .-The passed proposal-was course- may administer mid- a lot of space, in Melville information is produced now semester passed for further the third of three alternative term examinations outside of Library. It's a huge building. and stored and retrieved is reconsideration on the proposals presented. These the regular class time only It's not being fully utilized changing dramatically as we Undergraduate Council's part. proposals were a result of last now . . .I'm sensitive to the move into the digital 'The proposal stated that month's University Senate See EXAMS, Page 3 need for quiet, secure study information age. Libraries "No mid-term examination meeting, where the senate space in the University.- We have to respond to that. The can -be given outside of debated the issue and did not do.-- need to make some economic pressures have been regular class time. Instead, let pass an -original proposal changes in the way facilities more severe at Stony Brook five 'examination only' days that the Undergraduate are organized and where they and the SUNY system than will' be inserted, at logical Council presented. NEWS ...... 1-7 are." He explained that with they have been in other parts intervals, into the academic The first alternative calendar for each semester. EDITORIALEDITO IIAL ...... 1..8-9 -9 the elimination of 'a 'number of of the country." He added that. proposal was a rewording- of FEATURES ...... 10-18 study spaces from.a branch Because no regular course the original proposal. It SPORTS...... 19-20 library, the same number See LIBRARY, Page 3 - meetings. will take place stated, "An instructor of an
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BY MARILENA IOANNIDOU GPA but also have leadership Lisa Hughes, the best you can to succeed." the jobs (both full- and part- Statesmcant Staff qualities and good representative of Bob's The Job Fair is very time) and the internships The Career Placement communication skills. As Stores, also graduated from helpful for the community and available at the Career Office, with the assistance of Janet Smith, representative of Stony Brook. Her message to helps in creating a relationship Placement Center, located in the College of Engineering & the Federal Reserve Bank of students is that they should be between the local companies the library, W-0550. Stop by Applied Sciences, organized New York, said " We are outgoing and must be looking and Stony, Brook University. and find all the information the Fall University Job Fair looking for employees who for a challenge. They must Students can get more you want about the career you that was held yesterday at the know what they want and have a diversified education." information about the companies, are looking for. O Arena of the Indoor Sports where they are heading in life. "Stony Brook University Complex. Graduating Students should concentrate is a target school for our students as well as Alumni on their grades and after they divisions," said Esie had the chance to talk to decide in what type of Matrtaboni of Northrop More Days for representatives of many local company they would like to Grumman Corporation. "The companies and learn more work they should take some students that come are well information about them, then relevant courses that will be prepared, serious and Evening Exams decide which of the helpful-later on." interested. Our company has companies they want to'apply Many of the companies' a long standing relationship for a job. But many future representatives were graduate with Stony Brook." From EXAMS, Front Page the science groups were graduates also took the students that have been on the Dong Chung, a senior, definitely in favor of the third opportunity to learn more same spot a few years ago as said, "The Job fair is very during Campus Lifetime." option, which was to insert about what jobs are currently the students they were helpful for the students. The "It's just a matter of what days into the calendar." in demand so as to decide in interviewing. Thus knowing company' representatives are is going to be done with the William Wiesner, who their future careers. how the students were feeling very friendly. Here is where schedule so that we don't was also present at the The companies are and what they were going students have to deal with the have to have evening exams," meeting, suggested to add five basically looking for students through, they knew how to real world and decide about said Mackin. minutes to every class period. who do not simply have a high approach them. their careers. You have to do Reconsideration was "That actually is a possible requested on how the way to accomplish number academic calendar would three," commented Mackin. look with'the five added days "What [Wiesner] meant by to each semester. that was that if we extend the Present at the University class periods by five minutes, Senate meeting was Brad then over the course of a Hausman, vice president of semester we would have saved the Commuter Student five days worth of classes. Association. Hausman noted Without lengthening the to the senate that the second calendar at all,' you could proposal, which schedules insert five extra days into the examinations on Campus calendar." Lifetime, would immensely A separate committee will affect student activities on examine the addition of five campus. extra days into the academic "Number two was a calendar. ridiculous option," Mackin "I'm happy with the fact said, referring to the second that we have managed to raise proposal. "We put it on there awareness on that -issue," said because a number of people Mackin. "I'm not altogether brought it up as a possibility. happy about the possible But I never expected for that outcome, altering the calendar one' to happen. When we the way we might have to do came in, I was fully prepared it." A new calendar'with the that number three would be five additional days may be what we would settle on released as soon as the next A Lauie a yesreraay s rall universiIy JOD rair neia at mtne inaoor sports complex. because . . . It was clear that academic year. '
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From LIBRARY, Front Page for the Library. 8) Create a central systems office in other parts of the country, they are for the Library: leadership, planning, dealing with 5 percent staff reductions and technical support. in a span of five years, while at Stony 9) Offer continuous training and Brook, there is a 24 percent staff education to the staff with the library reduction every five years. faculty leading these efforts. Other alternatives were mentioned 10) Reorganize library by Branin in dealing with the administration, technical services, and economic problems the library system public services in Melville Library to is facing. "One is to try to have the better distribute leadership, create best University allocated budget that. more team efforts, redirect staffing we can. I have to do a good job of resources, and consolidate and convincing the University community strengthen operations. that the library needs money and it's "I'm putting this plan out to find spending its money wisely. I think out where it conflicts with other these economic difficulties extend plans," said Branin. "I'm quite open throughout the campus and the SUNY to revising the plan so I need to find system and the libraries are only out what other things are going on." taking a share of the cutbacks. I don't Branin stated that the issue of think there's too much that can be consolidating the libraries will be done there. We can try to raise money examined further "so as to point out through fundraising and getting more all the pros and cons of doing it. We're grants . . . One of the biggest not going to simply move and do it. challenges is redirecting-resources." I'm certainly listening to the scientific "I'm trying to develop a plan to community on campus about this transform the libraries and make them issue. There's a somewhat mixed better than they currently are," said reaction . . . I'm not going to make a Branin. "What I've been doing is move like that until we can sell it to meeting with groups of faculty, the community and show that it would students, library staff, and with be an advantage and not a anyone that's interested to talk about disadvantage. " Stutesman/Nicole RosnerA some ideas that I have in order to test Branin says that changes will them and gather information about hopefully begin "after the first of the Students aided voters at Tuesday's national and-local elections. A liter;ature what's working and what's not and table (above) was set up for voters in front of the Union, where buses piiked year," with varied times of them up to transport them to polling sites. what needs to change. I hope implementation depending on the sometime this month to issue a written I ;,, 1,-d..A, ....ri particular cnange. u 1% draft plan that the University community can respond to and tell me what they think is good and bad so I pdiu~uai ^iclii ~ . LJ - - -- - 0 - - _------_ _ can revise that based on the comments that I'll get." Stony Brook Names Vice Branin outlined four broad goals of transformation, which he has presented to the Provost: President for Administration 1) Focus and improve print-based library collections, services, and facilities. (UNS) -A veteran administrator management, cum laude, from Long served as its Director of Information 2) Increase investment and efforts and financial officer, with broad Island University, the masters degree Resources for 17 years. For the past in digital information services. experience in university management, in industrial administration from Purdue, three years, he has held the position 3) Engage in continuous staff has been named vice president for and the Ph.D. in higher education of Director of Administration, development to insure high administration at Stony Brook. His administration from the University of reporting directly to the institution's - - - _- _ - r 4 . as productivity and morale. seiection_^- 1 comes arter a ten montn tnancellor. During tnat pernoa, ne 4) Reach out to campus and nationwide search. has been responsible for the community for partnerships, support, The new vice-president, Richard University's business and fiscal and development. L. Mann, will be coming to Stony affairs, information technology, M Branin then narrowed his goals Brook from the University of human resources, institutional m into 10 transformation plan Kansas, where, as director of research, police, and facilities objectives: administration, he serves as senior management. 1) Assess the possible administrative and financial officer Prior to joining the University of N= consolidation of collections, services, at the University's Lawrence campus XKansas, Dr. Mann was Director of 4) and staffing in two library facilities: and its Medical- Center campus the Office of Management Systems 'Fmi Melville and Health Sciences. locations in Kansas City and at the University of Illinois at 2) Redesign the use of library Wichita. Dr. Mann will have similar Urbana and before that, was space in Melville Library to improve duties at Stony Brook. employed by the IBM Corporation in 3 functionality, security, and "We are extremely pleased that Endicott and Buffalo, New York, as a appearance. Dr. Mann will be joining Stony a marketing representative. Over the {S=r 3) Create a campus-wide Brook. It's a good fit for us in terms course of his career, he has served 5 document delivery service for all of skills and experience since the as a management consultant to #I+ University of Kansas is similar in nearly a dozen institutions and .mTo faculty and for students with ux0\ disabilities. size and scope to Stony Brook," Richard L. Mann associations across the nation. Dr. ED 4) Expand access to networked noted Stony Brook President Shirley Mann will bring to Stony Brook information sources: indexes, current Strum Kenny in announcing the Illinois. Among professional experience with new software awareness services, full text. appointment. The step, Kenny says, affiliations, he is a member of the programs and business systems that will allow Stony Brook "to move National Association of College and 5) Lead efforts on campus and in Stony Brook plans to put into place. 0 forward with our plans to upgrade our University Business Officers and Dr. Mann and his wife, Linda are the the community to train and support CD information literacy and the use of business operations and physical CAUSE, a group concerned with the parents of three adult chinldren: a 26- plant." management of information year-old son and two daughter, 22 and I information technology in teaching CD-» and research. ' A native of the Bronx, New York, technology in higher education. 19. An avid sailor, he hopes to pursue 04 6) Revitalize Special Collections. 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the meeting revolved around the loss the pioneers would take over on offense 'ON Monday, Saturday to C.W. Post, and how our fans up by sic with 2:26 left in the game. But and Statesman staff writer Dave Chow wait, you say this is not bad. Our .November 18 at 7:00 reacted to the game. A loss in a pivotal defense would hold as it did all game Penn and Teller game such as this one was devastating and Post would be forced to punt from p.m. atthe Marine -enough without the questions and- their own seven yard line. This may Insult Audience disrespect the fans showed towards us as even give us really good field position Science Research players and to our hard working coaching to score. :Members staff. Coach Caldiero knew what really Center The Newly For those of you who were at the would have happened. That's why he has game or maybe havelforgotten the play, been coaching for as long as he has. That's To the Editor: Formed Long Island "that would undoubtedly be examined why his defense is ranked in the top 10 in Saturday evening 10/26, my husband over and over again for the rest of the the country. He knew that the pioneers and I were -gifted with tickets for the Women's Aquatic season" as Statesman writer Dave Chow would have ran three plays and ran the performance of Penn and Teller. During put it. I will recap what occurred and clock down. Then on fourth down, they the first half of their far from stellar Network Will attempt to educate you in some of the would have punted, and barring divine performance, the holy name of Jesus was basics of football. intervention ended the game. I can hear repeated in a litany of blasphemy. Sponsor A Talk By With 8:08 left on the clock in the the math majors jeering again. They are In the audience were little children and fourth quarter, our offense began a 13 play thinking 2:16 left minus 90 seconds and a people of many races and faiths. Moses, Dr. Nancy Foster, drive that would eat up 5:52 of the clock Seawolf time out on fourth down would Mohammed, Confucius, Buddha, escaped and put the Seawolves within 8 yards of leave 46 seconds left. This does not sound the desecration, but not Jesus. Deputy Assistant tying the score with Post at 16. Our too bad, what was coach thinking by We left at intermission filled with offense, though, bogged down and on three kicking that field goal. consternation. -Administrator for consecutive pass plays were shut out of This is where twenty years Penn must re-think his monologue and the end zone. There was 2:16 left on the experience really kicks in. You see, Post update his vocabulary. The English Fisheries, National clock at this time and it was fourth down. would have lined up in punt formation, language is replete with words far more To many of you in the stands there snapped the ball, and then taken a safety. appropriate and far less offensive to those Marine Fisheries was only one decision to make. Go for The score would have been 16 - 12, and who love and respect the holy name . . . it all and attempt to win the game. The the Seawolves would now have to score Jesus. Service, National coaching staff who has more experience a touchdown with less than 40 seconds Rose Mary Chamberlain than anyone on this campus had another left to win the game. Even if we got our Oceanic and idea: kick a field goal. They, unlike the best field position off the free kick booing fans in the stand, and the Monday (USB's own 40) it would take a miracle Atmospheric morning quarterbacks writing for the for our offense to drive 60 yards with Statesman were thinking ahead. They no time-outs and score. It would take a Administration on were thinking that if we were stopped miracle even for a pro offense to do it. on fourth down the game would in effect This is why we love Joe Montana so "The Importance of be over. much, but Joe was not playing. We were. Now some of you math majors here As I hopefully demonstrated, Coach Habitat Protection In at Stony Brook are probably screaming Caldeiro and the other coaches did what that there was still 2:16 left to play. Ryan any coach would have done. They gave NOAA Fisheries Heikata is probably one of those math us a chance to win. A chance that majors who at this time is perplexed. He unfortunately did not pan out as planned. Management: like many of you are jeering me as loudly So, next time, before you boo a decision, as you jeered us at Homecoming. For think first. More importantly, remember Conserving Our ...... - I .. _ those of you who are still questioning the there are ninety players pouring- their "I'm not sure what I did, but Nation's living