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THURSDAY APRIL 19, 2001 \m.78. No. 50 reeze James Madison University
Show Me the Money Game, Set, Match Tricky Twins Money, Cash Woes Betting on sports games, buying lot- The women's tennis team The Twin Menaechmi' earns glow- tery tickets or playing the tables in wrapped up their home sched- SGA rejects Sports Club Council's ing review with fresh comedic take Vegas, some students are no ule with a 5-2 win over George appeal to overrule council's veto of on well-known plot. Page 17 strangers to gambling. Page 15 B Washington. Paga IB club's budget. Page 3 Power outage affects local MTV personality gets 'real' businesses, 'Real World:' New Orleans' Julie discusses racial diversity, religion apartments BY CASEY BONDS show "The Real World" when she was expelled from BYU for living with filmed in Vancouver, B.C. She said she staff writer a 19-year-old junior at Brigham Young men, which is against the university's loves to play the drums for her band University in Provo, Utah. The four- honor code, Stoffer said. ..IKI idolizes the band Blink 182. BY JAMKS DAVID An MTV "The Real World: New month long auditioning process was She remained in Los Angeles after While speaking about her experi- assistant MM I editor Orleans" personality said Monday filled with interviews and video tap- appearing on "The Real World / Road ences on "The Real World," Stoffer night that her exposure lo diverse ing They knew more about me than Rules Challenge," which is currently also examined the topic of diversity Many Hamsonbure, residents types of people while on the show I knew about myself," she said. "I did- airing on MTV. Stoffer then moved to and discussed how she tvacted to and and merchant* were plagued changed her lite and attitudes. n't think I was going to make it Huntington Beach, Calif., where she learned from living with a diverse with a dark afternoon Monday M Students packed the Festival the because I am boring." has lived for the past four months. group of people. Tne New Orleans a power outage caused complii.i- hear Julie Stoffer speak in a Mosaic Adding to an already diverse mix When speaking about what she has cast of "The Real World" NM full ot tions from about 4:30 to («:30 p.m. Week event sponsored by the Center of ethnicities and religions, Stoffer done with her life since the show, diversity in the areas of religion, ethm. A downed power for Multicultural Student Services and openly discussed her devotion to the Stoffer said, "1 am pretty much a bum. background and sexual orientation. line forced bu--i the freshman, sophomore and junior Mormon religion while part of "The All I do is travel and speak at schools. Stoffer admitted th.it the transition nesses to dOBtj class councils. Real World" cast. As a result of her If s great!" of moving from I small town to ■ large Stoffer, a 20-year-old from involvement and living situation Stoffer is also working on "Electric cut off phone see REAL, page 5 lines, caused Delafield, Wis., was cast for the reality while on the show, Stoffer was Playground," a video game show street light- to malfunction and left ttudentl inoff-canifHi1. apart ments without .In Supporters tricity. TheJMU cam- Volunteer effort pus was not affected. A dead tree tell into power Knee bannd stout-spring becomes career await hate Elementary School on Peach Grove Avenue, Harrisonburg JMU grad discusses Habitat work Electric Commission (III (,)engi- crime bill neering technician, Todd McCray said. BY THOMAS MAHONEY in front of a group of approx- Businesses along Fast Market contributing writer imately 60 students, many of Street, including parts of the whom had volunteered approval Valley Mall, had to doae due to It is possible to make a before, on his experiences career in a non-profit organi- and sought to help generate the outage. BY LINDSAY MARTI "There was definitely a sub- zation, according to the asso- interest in the program. news editor stantial loss [of revenue]," Canta ciate director for U.S. affili- "I think it's relationships Lopez, a Ruby Tuesday's ates of Habitat for Humanity. that change lives," Camp- Supporters of a hate crime bill of employee Mid Kevin Campbell, a JMU bell said of the people he has opinion presented at the April 10 Stu- Lopez said restaurant employ- graduate, spoke in the met and worked with since dent Government Association meeting ees had to turn away about seven Health and Human Services joining Habitat for Humani- await its approval from the SGA Execu- tables (14 to 20 people) bcwiiiM' building Tuesday about the ty. "Working for Habitat is tive Council. then? was no power. work Habitat for Humanity ... not just what you give "If they pass the bill, SGA will give it to Traffic lights on Port Republic does and what people can do but what you take away the Office of Judicial Affairs," At-Large Road. Nell AvmM U.-.,.•.,.„ fbf llw OTI;.IIM/.III. >M 1 b KM with you " Svruitoe •*nior Marie I yoni <.-*i.i and East Market Streets were not built a career out of non-prof- <_ampbel! said each fnmttv Lyons and Senate Representative, functioning. it service. Habitat for that has a home built must senior Matt Conrad, presented the bill at The outer part of Port Repub- Humanity is an organization invest between 300 and 500 the meeting. lic Road, outer parts of East Mar- that builds homes for those hours of "sweat-equity" to Opposition from SGA members to spe- ket Street and Evelyn Byrd in need and has chapters in earn their house. However, cific wording of the bill arose regarding Avenue and parts of Country 76 countries. Campbell was each house is sold to the fam- the definition of a "hate crime," according SARAH HER2Jconrribunng photographer Club Road wen' the areas affect- invited to speak by JMU's ilies at cost and no-interest to the April 12 issue of The Breeze. ed, McCray said. chapter as part of Habitat JMU grad Kevin Campbell apeak* about Ms He said the tree fell into the Awareness Week. He spoke see HABITAT, page 5 work with Habitat for Humanity. _66 lines and had to be sawed away because it was pinned against a The JMU judicial system guide wire. The HEC depended on citi- has no mention of hate zens to call in the outage, so they crimes in its procedures. could gauge which areas were Poetess acts on women's rights without power, McCray said. — Raul Burgos Phone lines were affected by the Arts Week performer takes on many roles through monologues sophomore outage so people had to depend on personal cell phones to con- BY AMANDA HAYES first monologue—a woman giving www.sarahfonesonline.com, Article tact the HEC. contributing writer a brief pep talk to eight women 340 of Jordan's Penal Code states -95 — "This was one of the larger waiting to speak before the United that any man who discovers a outages," McCray said. "Usually A dramatic performance by poet Nations General Assembly about female family member (be it wife, Lyons said the hate crime bill makes we have smaller ones affecting a and actress Sarah Jones capped off unfair laws against women Jones sister or daughter) in a dishonorable "a recommendation to the Office of smaller section of town. Since Arts Week, a week of various events then took on roles of those women, act, may kill that relative and face lit- Judicial Affairs regarding the definition, the tree hit a main-line circuit, it designed to promote interest in the changing her voice and posture, tle or no punishment. Ratal's broth- the process and the records regarding knocked off power to a sub-sta- arts on campus, (ones presented her and adjusting a scarf to reflect the er served only six months in jail. hate crimes. tion [causing a bigger area to be one-woman show, "Women Can't fashions of each country. Jones ended her performance by "Ultimately, the goal is education for ,IM. Wait... for Equality Now" at 8 p.m. During one particularly emotion- taking questions from the audi- the JMU community. The bill is not about Sonu . .•. tin- dulage as a good Monday in PC Ballroom. al monologue, Jones portrayed Hala ence and describing the mission of the SGA creating the definition of a hate occunvnu Following an introduction by Ratal, a Jordanian woman shrouded Equality Now, an organization crime. That task will be left to the Office of I had | apen I needed to be senior Jeanine Minge, editor of the in the traditional head covering, dedicated to improving the civil, Judicial Affairs and the students that they working on. but it was a good campus literary publication Sister whose sister was killed by her political, economic and social collaborate with," she said. excuse i. talu wak," senior Speak, Jones walked to the stage brother in an honor killing. Accord- Lyons said Stop the Hate, a JMU hate Elbabethl ooluei ,.,id. and immediately launched into her ing to Jones' Web site, see POETRY, page 19 crime awareness group, supported the bill. Sophomore Raul Burgos, co-coordina- tor of Stop the Hate, said the group asked for SGA assistance in dr.ifting the bill He said Stop the Hate left it up to SGA volunteers to draft the bill bacauaa of their familiarity with SGA procedure. "The JMU judicial system has no men- tion of hate crimes in its procedun's," Bur- Sitting Duck gos said. "The purpose of the bill H M to introduce hate crimes as a deciding factor in future cases." The Jeanne Clery Disclosure of Campus rxel > Admire. But Pica** Security Policy and Campus Crime Statis- v.r DISTURB tics Act of 1998 defines a hate crime M H I dence that the victim was intention.ilU selected due to the victim's actual or per- ceived race, gender, religion, sexual orien- tation, ethnicity or disability. The Jeanne { Clery Act is a national act thai requires col- < lege campuses to have fl pubUc «rime log, <» '+, ')I>||| including committed lute crimes. Lyons said. "We did not rvterenoe tin' Jeanne Clery Act ... We wen- seeking to keep this bul on •> CaUnpUl level, and did m not try to wfcwnCE ->nv initiatives .it the Sign* potted . the College ot Integrated state or national level " Science and Te innlogy read. Do NOT Mike Way, director ol judicial .ilt.urv said he recently put together I *judidal DISTURB the Du k Eggs" a* a patient policy and proa-ss re\ iew group to mother duck gua. % ner egg* In a Bower review and recommend changes to .ill pot on a thlrd-floc iat|0. Building statt university policies and procedures " members reported! .CBed oft the area to Way said if the hate crime bill passes,, it keep student* from si jrblng the resting will be presented to this group tor further duck. consideration. The gmup consists ot about U faculty, st.ill ,nul student members and will have its third meeting Friday, he said. Thursday, April 19, 2001 TABLE OF CONTENTS DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR
THURSDAY, APRIL 19 • Canterbury Episcopal Ministry. Eucharist service lol NEWS lowed by home-cooked dinner, 5 p.m., Canterbury I louse located on South Main Street across (rom the Quad on the Around the world • H.iplist Student Union targe group praise and worship, 530 left, e-mail Meredith at maaiskml to 7 p.m , H.iptist Studt'nl Center on comer ol Cantrell Avenue Judicial council awards iind South Main Street SGA meeting Campus Crusade for Christ large group meeting, 8 p.m., ilealth and Human Services Building lecture hall, e-mail Hunger week I >.tn .it 'lunnJ) Special Olympics preview TOSUBMITADUKE SUNDAY, APRIL 22 DAY EVENT: E-mail James at The Brteze at Javidil with the Information OPINION • Fellowship ol Christian Athletes te.ihiring speaker (event, date, location, contact into, etc.) Please submit bv l.ish I nil/ of tin- WIMtUng team. Codwin 337. 7:30 p.m., Friday for a Monday issue and Tuesday for a Thursday issue e-mail I leather at hU\l*«hotmail com Spotlight If you could spend the day with a JMU celebrity, who would it be and what would you do' 8
House Editorial D-hall now POLICE LOG targeted for changes 8 rh CASBY- BONDS WEATHER Darts and Pals 9 polh i reporter Senior looks back, says she will miss the people 10 Two female JMU students reported that a male Indecent Exposure Today exposed himselt to Ihem in a women's locker • Erie S. Bardey. 18. of Great Falls, was B^r Sunny room in Godwin Hall on April 10 at 7:10 p.m. arres'ed and charged with indecent expo- FOCUS High 5f3 Low 35 The subjecl was reportedly desenbed as sure on April 13 al 2:15 a.m. when two being a college-aged white male, about 5 leet male subjects were allegedly seen streak- High rollers 15 7 inches with a medium build, blond hair and ing across the Quad. High Low light-colored eyes. Bardey was reportedly apprehended while STYLE The subject was reportedly weanng a white the other subjecl reportedly lied Friday Mostly cloudy 63 45 shirt with green dots, a red baseball cap and khaki panls. Assault Saturday Isolated storms 73 52 All things literary 17 The subjecl was gone upon the arrival • Two JMU students were reportedly of authorities. involved in a domestic dispule which led to Sunday Mostly cloudy 77 52 Zirkle house reviews of Artworks a physical altercation in Taylor Down Gallery and Other Gallery 17 In olher malters. campus police report the Monday Mostly cloudy 75 52 Under on April 15 at 7:30 p.m. Review of "Twin Menaechmi* 17 following: No charges were reported. Computer game review 18 Peeping Tom Possession of Marijuana Box office • A JMU student reported that a subtect had • A JMU student was judicially referred for MARKET WATCH 18 Wednesday Aort 16.2001 been outside a While Hall suile window on possession of marijuana on Apnl 10 at 10:24 Josie and the Pussy Cats review 19 Apnl 14 between 9 35 p.m. and 9:40 p.m. p.m. in R3-lot. DOW JONES AMEX The subject was reportedly desenbed as a The student was reportedly observed in Anthonys Hollywood Minute 20 while male with a stocky build, belween 5 lee! a parked car lighting up an object. When 89.06 2.12 Just go out 20 10 inches and 5 feet 11 inches, weanng a red approached, he reportedly turned over dose 3.230.95 dose 901 92 baseball cap. a gray short-sleeved shin and a plant material and drug paraphernalia. Big Pun's CD review 21 black backpack NASDAQ S4P 500 The situation is under investigation. 179.42 51.58 SPORTS close 2.10264 close. 1,243 39 >» POLICE LOO pig. 7 Sports beat 23 INFORMATION ADVERTISING STAFF CLASSIFIEDS Sports clubs 23 The Breeze is published Monday and Thursday mornings and distributed throughout James Madison university and the local Harnsonburg community Women's tennis 23 Assistant Ada Designer Lead How to place a classified: Come to The Breeze Comments and complaints should be addressed to Juke Sproesser, editor. Manager Karen Kuebler office weekdays between 8am and 5p.m. Women's lacrosse 23 "frMSzT* Section phone numb*. Gad ChapoJini Advertising G1 Anlhony-Seoger Hall OpMon/Style i3846 Advertising Designers: Cost: $2.50 for the first 10 words, $2 for each The saga continues 26 MSC 6805 News .6699 .8041 additional 10 words; boxed classified. $10 per col- James Madison University Focus x6729 Executives: Julie Bowers Harnsonburg. Virginia 22807 Sports x6709 Ben Baker Amanda Hincker umn inch Phone: 15401 568-6127 Fax: (540) 568o736 Photo/Graphics x6749 BHIy Chambers CartyMedosch Deadlines noon Frtday for Monday issue, noon E-Mail address: fne_ broeze@/mu edu Ashley Gobs Stephanie Nelson - Tuesday for Thursday issue Breeze Net: http ZMww.thetyeeze.org Lmdsey Montague Windy Schneider Bookkeeper Receptionist Business/Technology TunRitz Classifieds must be paid in advance in The Susan Sriifflefl. x8069 Angie McWhorter Coordinator Breeze office Mchele Johnston Donna Dunn Tyler Shacklelord
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"We don't want our athletes to have to concentrate all of their i- We are the world efforts on fund raising ..." Dorms all over campus were transformed into ditferent CASEY QUINN countries for a day. senior see below see below Students go around world in a day BY TARRA HOLMAN event," Chappelear Hall Director sen- , otttritwttng writer ior Sam (. ampbell said |MU students got the opportuni- By serving spaghetti to residents ty 10 go globe-trotting without ever and passers-by, Dingledine Hall repre- leaving campus on April 11 as the sented their Italian aspect of Around Around the World event took place on the World. campus for the second year. With 19 "One of the RAs here is taking an buildings decorated as various coun- Italian class this semester, and we tries, ranging from Djibouti in thought it may be good for her to show Frederikson Hall to Antarctica in what she has learned," Dingledine Hall I ogan I lall, students had the opportu- Director I .aura Owens said. nity to discover different cultures. "I really enjoyed it. 1 think it was a Students could start off at any of the good idea," freshman Genny 19 locations and receive a passport for G lend inning said. collecting stickers at every location Ashby Hall marked the end of the they visited tour, where participating students "This event is to promote and cele- and faculty met up Acting as the br.ite culture outside of the U.S. and United Nations, it reflected its sta- also help strengthen the fact that JMU tus as the only international dorm is a global community/' said Christina on campus. Sinchez. assistant director of the The hall is home to residents from Cental for Multicultural and Colombia, Uzbekistan, Bangledesh, International Student Services. Panama, Russia and more. Djibouti, represented in Freshman Claudia Sanchez, presi- I n-derikson Mall, was one of the most dent of Ashby Hall, said she feels this informative "countries." Setting up is a great opportunity for others on huts similar to the type the majority of *ECKY GABRIEUi/
BY EMILY SHORT vear, with the addition of three Icmffjf cadi year, Quinn said. SGA reporter new teams. "We don't want our athletes to I lie Sports Club Council (SCC) "SCC originally said they have to concentrate all of their was denied in its appeal to the could raise $92,000 last year |to efforts on fund raising just Student Government Association support their budget). This year because they've been successful at to overrule the Executive Council's they said $82,000; why less rev- it in the past." she said. "We want decision to veto the club's budget. enue with the same number of them to be able to continue put- Chandler Hall Senator sopho- members?'' Jones said. ting time into their sports and more Jaime Specht motioned to Softball is becoming a varsity community events." overrule the veto that overturned sport, and SCC will lose a $12,000 Asking for money in response the proposed budget The division donation from the sport depart- to the addition of three new teams to veto was approved by the ment as a result of this change, that were unable to receive allocat- Senate at the Front End Budget (ones said this decrease in SCC's ed funding from SCC this past meeting on April 3. revenue was reflected in the vear is contradictory to SGA fund- The motion to veto failed in a finance commit- 12 to 34 vote with 14 abstentions. tee s amend- There was a motion to reconsid- ment. and SCC still has a month TUDENT SARAH HTM/Ji i>ntnhuhni( phmogniptirr er the vote because ol the 14 fc abstentions; however, the vote to left to raise OVERNMENT ASSOCIATION Update JMU President Unwood Rose, right, presents an award to Carter Lyons. reconsider failed 12 to 39 with money to meet FA three abstentions. The SGA its budget Finance Committee's amend- requirements ing procedures. Arts and Letters ments stand, with SGA allocat- "The SCC is to JMU sports Senator senior Amanda Klein said, Judicial Council ing $32,046.95 to SCC. what the SGA is to the JMU stu- "We do not fund for new pro- According to an SCC handout, dent body," said SCC Vice gramming and w-e did not fund for the original SGA allocation for President junior Matt Heck. "We any on FEB night, so we cannot 2000-2001 to SCC was S37,004.95 are very different from other FEB contradict ourselves by funding members awarded However, the SGA Finance OfttvUcationi in that we allocate for SCC's new programming." Committee amendment eJloCJtted funds to clubs under us for orga- Senate Representative Jv ANNA CULBRETII cil. Nine graduating seniors, some of just $32,046.95 for SCC. nizational memberships, travel Stephanie Warner spoke on eontributing writer whom have served on the council lor Although it seems, by the expenditures, national competi- behalf of SCC to clarify that the JMU President l.inwood Rose hon- three years, were also awarded gilts A wording of the amendment, that tions, etc.," Heck said. He said three "new" sports are actually ored the sen ice and efforts of faculty group of 13 members were awarded cer- SCC is asking SGA for a $5,000 SCC cannot predict its needs in their second year. According administrator- and students serving on tificates for above-and-beyond service on Increase in their allocation, they from year to year because it can- to Quinn, however, they did not the ludicial Council ,it an award ceremo- the council This includes attending hear- are only asking for $468 more than not predict how many teams will actually receive financial recog- ny n April II ings MU\ training sessions. The remaining last year, Specht said go to nationals nition until this year. i |uJici.il Hearing Officer Josh Bacon 22 members were also given certificates According to SGA Executive "As of today's meeting, we "We're really not cutting SCC's iojviv.1 (or Roae by acknowledging the for their service In iddlbon, the new Treasurer junior Adam Jones, the have raised S%5**V' senior Casey funding at all," said Arts and pile and commitment the members ol the members of the council who have just Executive Council vetoed this Quinn, treasurer of SCC, said. This Letters Senator and head of the touncil have demonstrated Reentry been selected were welcomed budget because the club has the shows athletes can raise the "I know the importance ol what this and acknowledged same number of members as last money, but SGA allocation gets nee SGA, {'tigc 4 Council does," Bacon said. "It has been an The judicial council is a group of indi- honor to work with viduals Selected to hear jhem. and ' has made —££ cases concerning SM a better officer alleged violations ol ". Rose impressed his It ri'ljUin'S Cl lot 0J WOTK university policy as list gratitude toward the . i infnrmaA rniA td m me Student hand- *„„„,i OnbaVlfoj 10 IIU1W IllJOimeil IIIUI rxafciiismadeupofM 0ie entin1 community, I members; 25 faculty and fair decisions. r would Ma I thaiwyou 2 > students. The council for your service/! he — Linwood Ruse deals with cases ranging said 11 system IMI pri-sidenl Iroin minor alcclhol vio- would not - with lations to major sexual out you." assault cases 1 adi heai " Rose addressed the ing board consists of difficulty of orvuting the council em three students, three faculty members Sentry It require* a lot of work to make and one chairperson, each ol Whom must Informed and fan i*nj." he said. undergo intense training session! DO • lnaddition.lv- uilAd about the dil become a member. Acuity ol maintain.,{. continuity withm "A member usually serves tor two to the .ouncil as new stu.ie*s continue to live hearings a semester," Bacon said arrive at |MI » » l'l«sed v, "I ach hearing can be from a half an hour rjeople who arc m loan all-night session.'' {hat continuity p> The hearing boards make decisions ol the Individuals on whether or not a policv was violated aerved in the |udlelal -■ and the sanctions that should be years, he said Imposed The University ludicial In dosing«, Rose slid, I 'tjudents Council determines sanctions ranging have* oluiilar.lv puti*irno to from disciplinary probation up toexpul an.i faculty h sion from the university possibly redirecilireel umeoneeW-lfc Mv kit goes off to allot you I his i- s verj stressful task, and this ceremon) was i„ honor the mem- KAREN Ki II i IAN ■aTptoMffasasr 1llfJ bers service and commitment," veterans »«'l '''"' Bacon said Sophomores Grace McNicholas, left, and Keturah Corell, right, review notes on the meeting's events. for between 20 and X)yeM»' i ■
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ISAT seniors symposium is "to give also include excerpts presented with the share "real-life" the seniors a venue in from the question-and- Elizabeth M. Finlayson SGA debate continues which they can display answer period Scholarship Hinch will solutions proj- their talents and show pursue a masters ects what they've learned" Adult Degree degree in education, The symposium is Program holds focusing on special More than 80 tech- open to the public and on hate crime bill matters education after com- nology-related proj- representatives of busi- banquet to pleting her undergradu- ects will be on display ness and industry in recognize ate degree. Friday at the filth search of talented students BIS student, Bonnie 5G i Itan pm i that information Included in these hills is annual ISAT Senior prospective employees Burl, received the properly researched. Project Symposium. JMU held its annual Outstanding Senior SGA Finance Committee senior Joe Hill. "In a 91 !A passed an amendment to it*, constitution The symposium will Clarence Adult Degree Program Project Presentation w.iy, we're reflecting the fact that these grout* regarding these hills Die constitutional amend take place from 9 a.m. Spring Banquet on Apnl award lor her capstone are excellent fund raters, and ment, presented by Art-- and to 5 p m. throughout the Thomas JMU address to air 12. The Individualized prefect "Event Planning we know from their past fund Letters Senator, sophomore ISAT/CS Building. Study Program is tar- in Education." railing thai they can gel what -«- Coraue Maxwell st.it.-- all on C-SPAN geted to accommodate Betty Hoskins. a they need hills of opinion must be the educational needs JMU Writing Specialist, We have to keep in mind Supreme Court Justice and lifestyles of adults was given the 2001 ... these groups are accompanied by signatures In Brief Clarence Thomas' Among those rec- University Service that there are 300 other organ Including 10 percent o, full- March 15 address to ognized for their award for her serv- i/.ifions on campus lo think excellent fund-raisers, time undergraduate stu- JMU is scheduled to air achievements were ice in the adult BDOUl when it come* to con- and we know from their **** befbw°ine> are p* The projects, created on the C-SPAN program JMU graduate Daniel degree program. tingency funding." rt-. i ssntsd to Senate and must bs by ISAT seniors, pro- "America and the Courts" Finseth ('00). who In additi.on, seven pose solutions to real- past fund raising that posted with those signatures Saturday at 7 p.m. won the Elizabeth A adult students were for one week before consld life problems in busi- Thomas' speech was Finlayson Award as inducted into Pinnacle, ness, industry and the Bills of opinion discussed they can get what they eration hv Student Senate delivered in Wilson Hall the outstanding grad- a national honorary In other matters, further dls private sector Projects in honor of James uate in the 2000- society for non-tradi- need. Mill Bald one may argue being presented include Madison Day. and the 2001 Individualized tional students I nation «>t the hale crime hill of thai the way the) determine Web sites, interactive one-hour program is Study Program. opinion lh.it was debated on -Joel 10 percent is unconstitutJon* CD-ROMs, databases expected to include Diane Hinch. Bachelor April 10 was postponed. Vice SGA 1-injiKcCommiiietOdir •**because *• method of cal and tech-based busi- excerpts from his of Individualized Study President of Student Affairs, culation of 10 percent of full- ness plans. speech, as well as intro- student, was selected junior Pete Swerd/ewski. said Coordinator Lynda time undergraduates ductory remarks by JMU as the 2000-2001 SGA needs lo do more research enrolled is decided early in Chandler-Capacck) said President Linwood Rose. Dean's Scholar award —Jenn Lowry one purpose of the before passing this resolution the year and does not- The program may winner. Hinch was also contributing writer He -.ml ,iii SGA bill of opinion I* the itrongest account far fluctuations in enrollment that occur lull th.it SGA can paw; therefore it is important later in the year
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One audience taping onlo the video showing Staffer's about doing the show. She said she did a cultural celebration of music, fashion, member asked it Stoffa would I at I .is the Other cast member sit in not regret being on the cast though. dance and food. Ulh a city along with living "''■> - encourage others to go on the show. front ol her Sophomore Silvana Ritacco said she Friday is One for All, All for One dh at K""'l' »•'-'" ll,~l lr.'>inul,"nK Stoffer laughed and laid, n you Other parts of cast members' attended the event expecting to hear Day at Godwin Field from noon to 4 "lam an example el SOIIV have absolutely nothing going for more about cultural diversity p.m., which will include entertain- 1,111 in went rrom ..no place i" anoftei •"•'! your life such as a _6 6 "I enjoyed hearing about her expen- ment, food, music and rides. A soft- Iearn«l a lot along lhs way, -I"' ~-"-l girl/boyfriend, school or ,1 )ob, and n thr show, and she had gn\it ball tournament will take place at 3 "I realized lh.it I had lived .1 W of my you want a crazy adventure 1.- trau- / am an example of someone energy and enthusiasm while speaking p.m. and proceeds from the event Hi making exam I Warned the com- matize yourself, then yea She then to the audience." she said. will benefit the Big Brothers Big Sis- munity, my hmily and religion lor not explained that there .ire thing- one who went from one place to Sophomore Colleen Morrison ters program. knowing things ' loses in Hie proems agreed and sakL Julie was exactly "Finding Forrester" will be shown at how also another and learned a lot of The experience on '"<■ * Another member of Ihe audience what I expected her to be like from Grafton-Stovall Theatre at 6 and 9:30 made Softer question some .i-pi'cts of asked exactly how "real" "The Real things along the way. watching her on the show and I admire p.m. Friday and Saturday. Tickets are her Mormon religion It* li .1- its views World" was. Stofler explained that it her outgoing personality." S2 at the door. on homosexuality She •-'"'. "I may no* was real people pul in an unreal situ- — Julie SlofTer Stoffer explained her time on "The On Saturday, a Spades Tournament understand it, bul I have ihanged my ation "Thrni was prcMura from the The Real World' CM member Real World as a learning and life- will take place at noon in Taylor 405. 1 njv iiioughts about ii 'i"' >' become producers to say or do certain things changing experience where she riot A book drive is going on all week more accepting ol Ihe Idea and editing was used to create more only learned about other people, but on the commons from 10 a.m. to 2 Stutter alM>s,iidslH'shed mam of the drama than was actually present," -9? — ..Knit herself as well p.m. The drive is accepting book stereotype* lh.il she had held before her she said. Students can learn more about donations for children in Mozam- involvement with "The Real World." She explained that some things were everyday lives were excluded from Stoffer at her Web site, www.plan- bique learning to read English The "I had tin itmoMa »f ■' lyptaJ added to the show, such as the scene of the tapings. such as two castmates' etjuhe.com. Quest for Uniting in Love Together. black male in my head and when I met Stoffer and a fellow cast member kiss- marijuana usage. Other Mosaic Week events, spon- Q.U.IL.T, project is inviting all clubs David (a cast member on the show), I ing on the stairs, which actually did not "I regret fighting with my dad on the sored by the Student Government and organizations to make a patch realized lhal th.it WM not ahvayi true " happen Ihe two kissed bul not at that show and kissing Matt in the parking Association Multicultural Committee, which will be sewn into a quilt repre- The audience was encouraged to moment. Stoffer said. The producers garage in the last episode," Stoffer said include a cultural cabaret today at 7 senting the diversity at JMU. ask questions throughout the course dubbed kissing sounds from another when asked if she has any regrets p.m. in the PC Ballroom which will be
Habitat speaker Li/re ro cjhqvt/? nails down future Li/Ve comica? Hm HABITAT, page \ Since its founding eight years ago, the JMU Habitat for Humanity and its 830 on the mortgage payments as I labftal members have co-sponsored a house for Humanity operates as the bank in every two years with the help of their these transactions. local'affiliate, the Central Valley I lahit.it , Cone woh/t for m! In order to qualify for a home, a fam- for Humanity, according to senior Jen- ily must meet the three broad criterion mter McKeever, the chapter's vice-presi- for aid. First, the families must haw (In- dent Plans are being made to build a ability to pay for the home. Second, house next year with a chapter from there must be a legitimate need for hous- Bridge water College. The Breeze nee^a ing. Third, each family must be willing Other activities planned to coincide •<• work for their home. However, the with Habitat Awareness Week included cqfroo/y.ara qncj families do not build these homes alone. a camp-out on the commons Wednes- "Ninety-five percent of construction day to raise awareness of the conditions work is done by volunteers," Campbell of homeless people. Also. Habitat will ilMarhq-rora for rhe said. "There's a place for everybody in be sponsoring its Second Annual 5K Habitat for Humanity." Kun on Saturday. Additionally. Habitat While many people involved with the plans on helping with Lombardi Gras aOOl-aOOa achoo) yeqh organization are volunteers, Campbell on Saturday to raise funds for its next >.iid th.it it IspoasiUe to build a career house project. One-third of the pro- out of non-profit work like he did. ceeds from the event will go to Habitat. McKeever said Campbell was an McKeever said. excellent speaker. "I Is gave insight on JMU Habitat for Humanity meets fob opportunities . . outside of the cor- every other Wednesday at 5 p.m. in Gq)) rodqy! x-613.7 cone on, irl) be fun! porate world," she said. Taylor 306.
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Student Community Service Award Stephanie Houtz
Outstanding Entertainment Program Indigo Girts Concert University Program Board
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it's Aard to remain dead you're the of life. Jesus of Nazareth died by crucifudon. but three days latei he lose to life, just as he said he would—1 lay It (his life) down Limited spaces are still available for on my own Initiative. I have authority to lay it down, and I have authority to take It up again" (John 10:18). Who would make such an audacious claim? the Semester in Florence program The answer comes from other statements Jesus made. He said. "Befoie Abraham was born. I am" (John 8:58). This was like equating himself with the God of the Old Testament, who called himself "I Am' (Exodus 9:14). When Jesus said this, some for Fall 2001 and the Semester in people picked up stones to stone him. The same thing happened when he said. "I and the Father are one" (John 10:30). They knew exactly what he was saying. Paris program for Spring 2002. Or what about statements made to his disciples? "He who has seen me has seen the Father (John 14:9). "He who beholds me beholds the One who sent me" (John 1?:«5). "Believe in God. believe also in me' (John 14:1). "He who hates me hates my Father also" (John 15:23). "If anyone loves me. he will keep my word; and my Father will love him. and we will come to hira. and make our abode with him" (John U:23). You can think of Jesus as a good and moral teacher. But know that he claimed to be a whole lot more. He subtly yet undeniably presented the case that he was that eternal being who is the Creator of us all. And that he was visiting us as one of us for a very special purpose. What was that purpose? Why did God take on the form of man and allow himself to be crudfied? You can discover the For more information, or to apply, contact the answer by reading the section of the Bible called "John." And see the feature article BEYOND BUND FAITH on the Web at Office of International Programs, 568-6419, EveryStudent.com. [email protected] ttfttf$mActt«t** Heading Home for the Summer?
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Police Log, page 2 The bike was reportedly orange, white Personal Abuse and mini green with orange grips on the • A JMU student was judicially referred when Underaged Posession of Alcohol bars, and had double suspension with Tek students reported that the subject had made • KaWeen A. Lowe. 18, olBuike. Michael V Pro Brakes. verbally abusive and harassing comments Mandatory Cotroneo, 18. of Annandale and Elizabeth G toward them April 15 at 11:10 p.m. Roach. 19, ol Sum/, were arrested and Petty Larceny charged with underaged possession of alco- • An unknown person reportedly removed a Harassment hol on April 11 at2:41 am. in DingledineHall mouse from a computer in a CISAT Modular • Harassing e-mails were reportedly sent The students were charged when authori- computer lab. The report was filed on April 13 to an Ashby Hall resident. The report was ties reportedly responded to a noise complaint at 11:04 a.m. filed April 12 at 12:17 a.m. n the hall. • A JMU employee reported the theft of a a The situation is under investigation. • Katharine A. McGivern, 19. ol Vienna, red-zone hangtag from the Health Center. • Obscene phone calls were reportedly was arrested and charged with underaged The thelt reportedly occured between 5 made to a university office April 16 at Meeting possession ol alcohol on April 13 at 12:45 p.m. April 2 and 8 a.m. April 3. 4:05 p.m. a.m. in G-lot. The situation is under investigation. • James D. Comstock. 19, ol Clilton, was Property Damage arrested and charged with underaged pos- • Unknown persons reportedly keyed Fireworks session ol alcohol on April 1 at 2:20 a.m. in the driver-side door ol a 1988 Honda in • Unknown subjects reportedly set off fire If you write for the news, Hoffman Hall. Plot. The report was tiled on April 11 at crackers in C-section of Hillside. The report The student reportedly had a large amount 3 27 p.m. was filed April 16 al 1:10a.m. have written for the news or ol beer in his room and was not cooperative • A JMU student reported damage was done with the hall staff. to a bike between 4 p.m. April 10 and 9 p.m. Unauthorized use ot University ever wish to write for the April 12 at Chesapeake Hall. Property Vehicle Accident The rear tire was reportedly bent and the • A JMU student wasjurjcalfy referred for the news- • A pedestnan was reportedly struck by a plastic cover around the gears was reportedly theft ol an employee's hang tag Irom 8-k>l vehicle on Duke Drive that was altempting broken in hall. Apnl 11 at 1 p.m. to turn onto Bluestone Drive on April 11 at A water bottle was also reportedly stolen 7:30 a.m. from the bike. Number of drunk in public charges since Aug then come to our writer No injuries were reported • A JMU employee reported damage was 28:84 done to a 1986 Chevrolet parked in R5-lot workshop/critique today at 4 Grand Larceny between 8 p.m. on Apnl 13 and 11:45 a.m. on Number ol parking tickets issued from Apnl 9 • A 24-speed bike was reporterjy stolen Irom April 16. toApril 15: 905 p.m. in The Breeze office. the bike rack in Iron! ol Carrier Library between The rear trunk area was reportedly defaced 9:30 p.m. April 15 and 1:45 am. April 16. by a sticker. Looffing For A Job? >^^lDelicateDelicatessen
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DAVID CI.KMENTSONfjiuffpfaiftvRifrt,' Topic: If you could spend the day with a JMU celebrity, who would it be and what would you do? "I'd take Coach Dillard to school."
Geoff Stenger HOUSE EDITORIAL senior, ISAT "I'd spend the day with B. F. Schumin, updating his Web D-hall now targeted for changes page and riding Will JMU leave no stone JMU logo. The shift to a new logo was always be synonymous with JMU. around on his unturned? This is a question brought about in order to "more With the change in logo came the scooter." that has come up given the closely associate James Madison, the change in JMU signs, which are now a recent announcement of impending man, with James Madison, the univer- garish purple and feature James Madi- Chrissy Smarr changes for D-hall next year. sity," said Barbara Castello, vice presi- son's head as part of the university dent for University Relations in the sophomore, CSD JMU seems to have a love for chan- logo pictured. ing the comfortable and the alterations just a few of the other changes that to D-hall will be another step in the have taken place on the campus "/ would like to dining changes that have swept the recently include the constant GenEd take the Duke Dog campus since ARAMARK's introduc- adjustments. Beside Newman Lake, a out for a nice, tion in August. One would hope... new parking deck is in full bloom quiet one-on-one A recent article in South Main Mag- D-hall would have among the dogwoods. Not to mention, drink. He seems azine titled "D-hall D-light" discussed the CISAT complex was a relatively so sensitive and what goes on in keeping D-hall run- remained a constant in quick construction, with ultra-modern caring." ning. The article said D-hall has been additions under constant construction. serving JMU cafeteria-style food these shifting times at Upcoming renovations are planned to Mark Sullivan since 1963. further modify campus, including those There was even a Web site created the university. to Harrison Hall and the scheduled con- senior, ISS by one D-hall fanatic that serves as a struction of a bigger, better bookstore. tribute to theaoy of D-hall. It seems that D-hall changes are the "I'd spend the day According to the April 12 issue of 99— proverbial straw that broke the tracking down the The Breeze, the new. improved D-hall is camel's back. One would hope that peeper and beating going to be "updating the layout so Sept. 28 issue of The Breeze. Perhaps admid all the changes that have hap- him senseless." students can watch the food being pre- this is a step toward "Mr. Madison's pened recently, D-hall would have pared (or them." University," reminiscent of another remained a constant in these shifting Perhaps these nuances will Virginia university. JMU is losing its times at the university. improve the quality of JMU din- distinctive character. Many of these changes are probably ing, and D-hall will be more The decision to replace the logo good changes, even much needed, but Brendan Lawson beloved than ever, but what about the featuring the Wilson Hall cupola that doesn't change the fact that those old adage, "If it ain't broke, don't fix was further explained "Wilson of us who have been here for a while sophomore, music it?" There are quite a few students who [Hall] is no longer the center of cam- are reluctant to embrace the "new and don't think D-hall is all that "broken." pus," Castello said. While it may be improved" JMU. "I want to spend The mantra can be applied to more physically true that Wilson is no longer Further, as alumni looking back the day with Dr. than just the D-hall changes JMU is in the center, to many students and fac- years from now, will we even recog- Carrier, playing ever-evolving. Take, for example, the ulty, Wilson Hall and the cupola will nize our alma mater? golf and talking about the good old days at IMU." EXCELLERATE JASON SLATTERY Brandon Durflinger Student says God loves drug addicts, too junior, history During the summer after tians you've met. Jesus' the homeless or smoking a in\ estimate the life of Jesus. my freshman year in high friends were some of soci- joint. Often times the messengers school, I attended a massive ety's greatest outcasts. Pros- The Bible has this to say who deliver the message of Christian conference in Wash- titutes, beggars, people about love: "Love is patieni. Christ do a vast disservice ington. D.C. Every morning stricken with leprosy, cor- Love is kind. It does not to him with the manner in we attended speeches by var- rupt tax collectors and fish- envy, it does not boasi. it is which they speak about ious speakers on both social ermen were Jesus' best not self-seeking, it is not h'siis All 1 can say to those The R reeze and moral issues. friends. Jesus referred to the easily angered, it keeps no people is that believe me Editor Julie Sproewer One morning I attended religious record of when I say that I know what a speech by a speaker who leaders of his ** ■ editor Amanda Capp wrongs. you're going through. But, was condemning the ills of time as * »,'(' Christine Anderson Love does believe this: You don't need modern day music in soci- "hypocrites," not delight tttOf Richard Sak»haug The amazing truth to stop having sex, doin>; ety and the effect this music "snakes,"sna Kes, ° in evil, but tltOT 1 mtlsjv Marti drugs, drinking excessively had on the Christian mind. nd -a brood about God is this: We rejoices or whatever else some "n li- ■ lames David The teenagers sat m silent of vipers." with the ■ \lil If Teirence Nowlin gious person" told you to obedience as he displayed Since cannot act our way truth. It stop doing. Style ,-Jllor Jennifer Surface pictures of various artists on guilt has always pro- With that said, I ivould FbcHfafitar Danielle Potulo a giant television screen, established into heaven. t e c t s , be doing a disservice to Ami ttyk0MundBm KC Gardner with the lyrics of their songs and equated always myself and my friends if I emblazoned on the screen Sports editor Travis Cl in gen peel it9elf with trusts, gave you the impression After flashing a few rappers Drew Wilion religion in always that 1 condom- drugs, and alternative artists, the Copy editor Jeanine Gajewski American society, there is hopes, always perseveres drunkenness or premarital speaker put up a picture of often a tendency on the part Copy editor Jennifer Slkorski Love never fails." sex, because I don't All I'm Kurt Cobain with lyrics of the individual interested Paul the author of this Photo tdrior Robert Nail from one of his songs. The saying is that you don't in investigating Jesus to statement, which is found in need to "wipe the 9late Photo editor Jane McHugh room spontaneously burst defensively react to the the 13th chapter of Corinthi clean" to learn about Je9us. Art Director Meghan Murphy into applause. The speaker notion. I believe some peo- ans, lived a very interesting All you need to do is have GnyMa /./.- i Kelly Archibald rushed to silence the crowd ple think. "If I have to give - B..v life. He witnessed and the desire within to seek Rip De Luca and remind them of the rea- up sex, drugs, and alcohol approved the execution of son behind Kurt Cobain's ill the truth. The life and Alan Neckowiu before I try to think about one of the first Chris s lessons of Jesus as fate, but the damage had God. then what's next? h> the prm ahne, chequered as it is with ahum, the world is He set out to destroy the described in the New Testa- already been done. The peo- Music? Movies?" indebted tor all the triumphs which liave been gained by Christian church and ment of the Bible have set ple had spoken, and I had The amazing truth of imprison its members. One tUUOn iiiul humanity over error and oppression." me free, and 1 hope that just witnessed the most God is this: We cannot act day, on the road to a town n — fames Madison incredible act of rebellion I someday you too c» expe- our way into heaven. If I called Damascus, Paul saw rience thai same freedom. have ever seen. had to act my way into a vision of Jesus speaking to Mas anyone ever told heaven, I'd be on my way to EDITORIAL POLICY him, and as a result he In: M s'Mirry 15 a senior political you that you can't believe in hell right now because I'm a changed his life and Jesus because you have sex, science ml)* who « sure thai The houie cdHuml n-tln U the >rinion oi ihc CJIIHIMI hoard a* a whole, mJ M MM sinner. On several occasions became one of the most Gat knows how __ do drugs or drink alcohol? I've done something I've ! IfthcapbiMndfini mdiVkiaiI«a« member i if die Bwje powerful figures in the to throw If so, you'll probably like regretted, acknowledged Editorial Board: Bible. Paul didn't do have to gaodpartjf. Julie Spr.» Ml f Am*nda Capp Terreiwe Nowlin this article because I've got my mistake, and then made do anything to find God. Mm Mjiuijini; fcdMor Opinion fcdilor news. They're all a bunch of the exact same mistake God found him liars. again. I say all this because I Lfnen lo die cdiiai ihraUbc no nan than 500 word*, column* thoukl he As I look back at my four The story and lifestyle of non-i. , | -.indK.ih will he published on a .pace ." believe in a merciful, loving years at JMU. my hope and Jesus as recorded in the h«Mt. Thc> -' K rielrvctcdb /K. Huw by noon Tuevby or S p.m. Friday. God, who came to earth in prayer for this school is v , , New Testament stands in T - •■-, hi M c.Jir fa i l.uiry and trace. the form of Jesus Christ, and simple. I pray that students stark contrast to the story The opinion-m thn KCfJondonOt nr.e%wrily reflet t the ••pinion of the loves me, no matter where I at this school feel the fret. and lifestyle of most Chris- am, whether it be feeding ;• i tin M.n. ..r Jamc* Madiwtt Umveron dom and find the desire |0 OPINION THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 2(K)I |TIIK BRKKZE |9
Pat... Dart... A "givc-mc-back-the-scissors" pal to (he liable hair- A "hope-you-got-the-life-you-wanlecT dart to the Darts culling crew for a great lime To our Icisn hlondes. just two girls playing MASH, and giggling during a link- praclice'll help you next lime, ami lor our subject, l.inwiHxl ROM I IpBBCh on Tuesday your hair will grow back eventually. From a junior who thinks the people sitting on the From your si issor-handy friend iluit tried really floor would hove appreciated xour seats, and know \ and Pats hard to remedy one hain'ul and thank I you fur a Inn of the people silling around YOU would have appreciated laugh* and a great time wi a very tober Thursday night your silence. in the dorms. Harts A Hals are submitted anonymously and printed on a space-available basis Submi > IJMJ are based upon one person \ opinion of a given
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All I have left is two weeks. No matter Through the years we women have been hurt, complete sense to me? When else will 1 spend a Frisbee or veg out all day, all I have to do is ask? how much I beg «ind plead with the cal- have alien out and have -till been the beet of laz) aftemoon eating pizza and working a cross- Now as I walk around campus or drive endar, that's all the time 1 have left of mv friends. Forever those women will be the keep word, with nothing else on my mind? through town, 1 notice the seniors. The undergraduate career. As I thought about what ITS of my heart. 1 watch my friends and myself, playing in ones with the frantic look on their faces to write for my last column. I was so unsure and The boys came slower, Mv girlfriends and I this little world I will |ust sit hack and take it .ill because they are trying to do all they can in totally uninspired There is no way that I could tried out a few groups never really finding our in Thirty people I know and love, some will be these last few weeks. The ones that are hung explain how I feel. My editor suggested I take a niche. We took from these experience-, th.it throwing a football around, some grilling out, Over everyday because going out now isn't an perspective of a certain aspect of students that Bpawned stories we still laugh some drinking beer, some option, it's a requirement. made their experience here different, such as the about. It was only when we were whispering secrets and For my last column of rambling, I think 1 did athlete's four years or the musician's four wars seniors that the men we love as our some solving the prob- a pretty good job. I'll just say this: The rest of It \s.is then that I realized that I could not speak Deal triends became a permanent / used to cringe when lems of the world. Why do your life, you will be looking back on these tor anvnfu- rise because all I know is my own fixture in our lives. These are the we get to play like this? years and your only wish will be to be back here experience. And it is that experience that allows boys who we have caac racM wirh people said these were Why are we so lucky? for one second, to breath in the air and feel this me to sit here now and tell this university what and that have seen us at our best, JMU has been our play- freedom again. When I look back on the things I will miss. dolled up for a night on the town. the best years of my life. ground for four years. We I've done. I know my memories will be amaz- To think that I came into this university as a and our worst, at 9 a.m., rushing to have run. jumped, basked ing and vivid. So make your memo- frightened freshman, lighter by 15 pounds, .Kiss with a hangover. They love us But they were right. in the sun and done things ries worth it. blows my mind. I saw people in their groups of all the same. This sounds corny, but that working adults can friends and thought that I would never have a ask any other senior and thev will -99- only remember fondly. Kristy Woollum is a graduating group. 1 thought that they were lucky As the just nod that they understand. Are we the luckiest people SMAD major tvho will miss Ihi years have passed, my group began to form I used to cringe when people Mid these were in the world? Definitely. people here, but aba hat an affec- around me without my even realizing it. the best years of my life But they were right The thing I will miss most is the people. tion for the dog food smell and The first few years it was the girls, or should When again will I get to see my best friend When again w ill I he surrounded by a group of chicken fkrms, I say women, that formed a sacred circle of love, running around and screaming at the top of her people who, no matter what I want to do. hate, hurt and indescribable attachment. lungs "Who's your daddy" and have it make whether it be go to happy hour or throw the
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How do you feel you can represent tin- stu dence hall Whit is CVCfl more sad ami .Upturn- To the Editor: To the Editor dents and faculty when you refuse to acknowl ing is the fact that the slicker was homemade i HI I hear I'm not the only one bothered by the How can you speak to students about honor edge that we exist? a computer, showing someone actually put f.ict th.it the Festival changed from paper cups and morality when you appear to have no Your morals seem to be based upon further- time and effort Into making it. Apparently, to styrofoam. From the few employees I've morals of your own? Correct me if I am wrong, ing your own personal good at the expense of some people hen? never learned how to use talked to, I hear the amount of food they Dr. Rose, but is it not your job as the president of the students and faculty here at JMU. Instead of their free time constructively. throw away and the incredible amount of this university to do everything possible to bet- representing us and sticking up for what we To Ihe personM responsible: If investing trash they generate that could be recycled ter the lives of your students and faculty? Based want, you instead go along with what the board your energies into creating anti-homosexual makes them sick on your actions this past year, I would say you members want. Aren't these the MUM people acronyms is what you consider fun, then knock On a campus that has recycling bins every- are doing everything but that. You said in your who hired you and determine your salary? So if yourself out Wallpaper your whole room with where and active environmental groups, why speech last Tuesday that "No one will believe in you make a decision they don't like, they could your distasteful handicrafts for all 1 care, but do we stand by while the dining halls negate you unless they can believe you." Well I'll tell fire you? I see, it all makes perfect sense now. please don't display them for those of us who I leave you with this final thought !' VOU have maturity to see other points of view. all of our good intentions? I would love to see you this much. Dr. Rose, the number of people 1 an investigative report in The Breeze about this who believe you right now are dwindling. were to be fired in May, and looked b.uk on Peopk come to this school to belter themselves issue. I bet by interviewing some dining hall Professor Richard Lippke's letter to the edi- your actions this year, would you have acted — something you should be doing too, rather employees, and looking at some records, you tor in the April 12 issue of The Breeze is a fine any differently? I think we all know the answer than trying to recruit others into ignorance. could easily find out how wasteful they are. If example of the trust you are probably losing to that one. I'll admit I have a rather warped sense of nothing else, I hope we can influence them to among your staff. And believe me, a good humor, but I did not find your "joke" to be even take some simple measures to reduce waste. majority of the student-athletes and coaches at A.C. Cruickshanks remotely funny, and I don't think any other In the meantime, I will be using a soup bowl JMU would have loved for you to actually lis- junior, kinesiology intelligent person would either I seriously hope in the Festival whenever I want some water ten to what they had to say regarding the in your years at JMU your small mind will be with my meal. board's recent athletic proposal. Unfortunately Student appalled opened to the more beautiful and substantial you were allegedly unavailable for the entire by message things in life. E. Channing Preston month while this proposal was being reviewed senior, I SAT by the Board of Visitors. I e-mailed you, called To the Editor Kate Fox you and stopped by your office, all to no avail. 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[email protected] Hi THURSDAY APRIL 19, 2001 MGI 15 Focus HIGH ROLLERS Gambling among college students increases in College students popularity, JMU students take to the tables high risk group Story by staff writer Ketty Scott for addictive Graphics by Art Director Meghan Murphy Thelureof amblingonline, induced a timeless world where ... kind ol like people who play hopes for the big bucks — the gambling, in casinos, -il racetracks, on tourists and regulars alike can the lottery." one winning symbol or matching ilk' stock market or by sim- escape. She said the setting Huggins said regular gam- numbers, their own Golden ply buying a Virginia Lottery ticket lacked windows and clocks, blers spend so much Ticket in the Wonka bar. researchers say can tempt the interests and wallets blasted loud music and was deco- money they get Reed's grandfather used to of poor college students. We ding rated with lots of mirrors. "comped" by the casino, meaning buy her family a roll of scratch By Focus Editor Danielle Potuto to the hope of acquiring something Junior Kate Wyatt, who went they get compen- cards every for nothing in our times ot desper- to a casino in the Bahamas, said sations such as — Christmas. Chewing nervously on his nails, ation, when the thought of one that "it seemed like a movie. tree limousine "You know," junior Kirk Freeman sat on the more phone call home begging for Nothing real mattered, people rides, a free hotel My yearly gambling Reed said, 11 m; edge of his couch and watched money seems too demoralizing. were dressed in all different cra/v nxtm and tree habit costs about two looking for that the Stanford vs. Maryland basketball We Iwld onto the vulnerable get-ups and alcohol was free!" room service. one magical card game, never taking his eyes from the dream that savs, "Yes, I, too, could Muggins also spoke of a casi- The dress code dollars. out there that's screen. Only eight teams remained in receive the Publisher s C leanng no on an Indian reservation in .it usinos ranges going to pay my the NCAA Men s basketball House check post-Super Bowl, California. The casino had cars set according to peo- — JohnChapin tuition." Tournament and it was getting down to with greasy fingers soiled by buffa- up on top of the slot machines. ple's age and senior Senior |ohn the wire. lo wings and pi//a, tripping over "People were there for one wealth and the Chapin played his "My room- beer cans to get to purpose. To win day of the week. 11 first ticket on his mates and I the door on nation- money... they Senior Danny 18th birthday. decided to join al television!" were there for CNeil celebrated his last birthday "My yearly gambling habit a pool," said Risking money ... it's much like a toy themselves." in Atlantic City. He went during costs about two dollars," Chapin Freeman. "If is like using .i Junior Andrew the week, and said most people said, though he also said he's Stanford loses credit card. You store [or a] playground Miller, who has were senior citizens then and that played poker games with friends this game I'll be may be Bending for adults. gambled Vvervone was kind of quiet but for money in the past three years out $5 and out away, earning in Las Vegas nice, and eveiyone was dressed in college. of the $35 pod." your frequent flier —junior Lisa Huggins twice with his pretty conservative|ly|." Reed recalls gambling with Like Freeman, manv college stu- miles, but once on the casino atmosphere family and made When Miller went to Las Vegas, her brothers and their friends on dents place harmless nets on sports you get into debt a few race track he said the average person was Virginia Tech and University of games and horse races, buv scratch-off you better hope Ivts s,iid he between 30 and 40 in age and was Virginia's breaks when she lottery tickets and even plan visits to your mother loves plays "just for the dressed in polo shirts and khakis attended high school. some of the big casino cities CDU because that may be all you fun of gambling, not for the He said some wealthy-looking "The highest ante we ever But when does harmless gambling ave left. money." older people were at the high pay- went was a quarter," Reed said. fun cross the line and become addictive Junior Lisa Muggins has unit- JMU alumni David Gould ing tables, and "then (there "We played men because there and out of control? ed the Trump Pla/a and Tropicana (Dec. '00) said gambling begins were|the honcymooners who was nothing else to do at mid- An article titled "College Students e.isinos in Atlantic City, N.J. innocently. |were| always dressed up nicely" nigm.night." Confront Gambling Problems" in the >he said the casino atmos- Ill's] just that at first it might "Five-cent slots get a crowd ther students, like junior Penn State University's Daily Collcyiiin phere is disorienting. "It is very not seem like a huge deal but it's and $100 slots get a different kind Lauren Browne, choose to in 1999 said that a Harvard medical much a toy store (or a| play- easy to get sucked in to things of crowd," Miller said. O'not risk getting hooked. study done in 1998 found nearly 50 per- ground tor adults " like that... a few bucks here and "Some tables bet thousands ... "1 try and stay away from any- cent of college students in the United I luggms said the environment a few bucks there really adds up you can walk past and practically thing that mi$it kwe money," she States and Canada spend time and smell the money," Muggins said. said. "\ need all the money I can get" money in casinos. Factor in sports bet- Miller said of the five-cent slot The gambling age varies from ting, horse racing, lotto tit kels and other nucliines, "You could just sit state to state. In some states it is forms of gambling am) that number there for hours ...." 18, in others, 21. approaches h7 potent, said I r.ink Huggins observed a scenario "I really don't understand Murtha. psychology intern at the i enter that reminded her of a scene out why its 21; it should be 18, but for Counseling and I'syt hological of the hit mafia show, "The now that I'm 22,1 don't really care Services (CAIN) ,it I larvard Sopranos." that much anymore," CNeil said. I Yobk-m gambling often develops She saw a man in a suit "|I| just don't think it makes much like anv other addiction, Liking com- i with one hand inside his jacket sense." plete control over one's life, all the whik* "patting down his tie" go to Senior Sam Taliaferro, who's destroying relationships and personal sino gambling at snake another man's hand Not exactly. been to the racetracks a couple livelihood in the process. Murtha said. ss while he said in the perfei t times, said, "1 do not think they "When you can't get it (gambling) With the start of the Taylor 405. $5 entrance fee per team, winning ALL WEEK: A book drive for Mozambique on the Commons team will receive ALL the registration fees as from 10 a.m. -2 p.m. ALL kinds of booke are appreciated, they are to help children a cash prize!! Free food for participants. learn to read English. Contact Chris at [email protected] or come QUILT (Quest for Uniting In Love Together) project-all clubs and organizations are Invited to make a patch which will be sewn Into a quilt to the SGA office (Taylor 234) to register. representing the diversity at JMU-all materials provldedl Also, "Finding Forrester" showing at Grafton Look for performers/music out on the Commons for $2 at 6 &9:30 p.m. everyday of the week from 12-1 p.m. •Check http-y/www.Jmu.edu/orgs/6ga/commltt.html (under "multicultural") for more information contact Saiba at 566-6376. I I I 1 And give fear a swift kick in the butt. Build your first resume. Explore industries you never knew existed. Get interview advice on the college channel. Visit your future @ HotJobs.com. ONWARD. UPWARD. THURSDAY, APRIL 19. 2(X)11 THE BRKEZEI 17 "Good writing is found out- side the classroom; it has a L No payoff to see 'Pussycats' X 1 place among the flowers, There's no winner in this cat's game as trees and mountains." 'Josie and the Pussycats" proves to be E. ETHELBERT MILLER another teen flop. poet Page 18 S** story below Poet cultivates cultural verses Being National Poetry Month, I feel it only proper to share my thoughts on a poet dear to me. Sure, I could spend hours in the library researching someone like Milton, Shakespeare or Elliot, but I'd rather introduce you to a poet, perhaps not as famous as the previously mentioned members of the literati, but undoubtedly |US1 as important. The first time I met E. Ethelbert Miller was at the end of my junior year of high school. I was enrolled in an advanced creative writing class and, as part of a visiting writers program, I got to hear Miller speak. The event M as pai ked that May afternoon. (. Hir class and an assortment ot interested students and teachers were nestled inside the BECKY GABRIEL/unfl phMgHfkll lobby of the home economics department I had previous- l\ taken Miller on a personal, cut rate, no expenses paid Bright silkscreen prints by senlof Eric Erickson fill Zirkle House's Other "tour" of our high school. We had shared words, but sit- Gallery. Erlckson's display, "Ink-to-ink," Incorporates both final prints and mock-up versions. ting In my chair and watching the poet lean against (he podium, I still felt a distance between him, that invisible chasm one senses in the presence of someone of fame or notoriety Until, that is, he began to speak in a soft, wel- coming voice that immediately bricked up that wide Exhibits evoke expressive talent abyss of formality. It has been two years since I last met personally with the African*Ameriosn poet, but I managed recently to con- 'Unconfined,' 'Ink-to-ink, 'bring diverse artistic talent to Zirkle House tact him and ask him a few questions pertaining to poetry and the life of the poet. Artworks Gallery Other Gallery Considering mat Miller is perhaps not as well-recog- nized as he should be, I feel it only fair to give a brief his- Hi CYNDIGUSLER BY KAREN CASEY contributing wrtttt tory on someone whom I consider to be a wonderful con- contributing wrtu 1 temporary poet. Ihough he is the director ol the African- Three isolated forms proudly stand in A Moroccan rug merchant sport- American Resource Center at Howard University in thi otherwise empty Artworks Cillery in ing a rolodex watch and a Playboy Washington, DC, I want to concentrate here on E. Zirkle I louse I In- starkness of bare walk bunny logo on his turban sits ground- Ethelbert Miller the poet. Miller is the composer of five .ind empty space emphasize the strong ed on his flying carpet patterned with collections of poetry (including my personal favorite, lint's of each form. gears Nearby, his camel with pink "Whispers, Secrets & Promises") and most recently a The show, "Unconfined," is composed rabbit ears and a mysteriously draped memoir, lathering Words: tie Making of an African- of recent works by senior Zeke Trainum. hump awaits him Charmed snakes American Writer." Irainum, a sculpture student said these complete the imagery. Sound fantasti- pieces are "vessels that hold an idea, cal? I his large, colortul print and its thought or feeling " The titles of the three earlier hand-rendered mock-up is one M ulplures, "Prometheus' Bowl." 'Tree of six sets of images found in senior Enough to I >.iiKf and "Protected," cadi Eric Brickson's Zirkle Mouse show, AH Things suggest an idea which guides the doml "Ink-to-ink." mnt aesthetic the form 'The ide.is are This presentation of the work Literary j-fMinal," Trainum said "They guide me allows the viewer to track the deci- as I work " He holds tin- idea in the Kick sions that l-rickson made to arrive at of his mind as he carves awa\ portion-, ot a finished composition. Each fin- a log, grinds the wixxl into its baric shape ished silkscreen print is presented by senior writer end s,nuis ,ire.is to i, hue tin- sh.ipe and with an adjoining mock-up. These Zak Salih smooth the texture. mock-ups are the hand-drawn and The first piece, "Prometheus' Bowl," painted guides, carefully worked out was inspired hy the mythological thnrac to reflect each finished print. The Though dense with culture, his poetry is not meant ter who stole I in- from the gods. ,m .niton artist paints with printer's ink to solely for African-Americans to read. "I feel my poetry which eventually led to "a new beginning realize the final colors. is accessible to everyone," he said. "Since I consider for mankind,'' according to Trainum The All of the images incorporate am myself an African-American, issues of culture are very somewhat egg-shaped form, caned from mal forms. They are reminiscent ot car important to me. I hope my work helps the reader to wood, is open .it the top revealing a toon drawings, treated like stained appreciate and understand issues affecting the African- bowksj-out center thai has been SCDfl bed glass. The images and bright colors are American community." to pun? black contained within a broad and heavy Poetry is written for many purposes. Like William Trainum said he walked through the black line. The silkscreen inks .ire Wordsworth's "Songs of Innocence" and "Songs ol woods in search of the fallen poplar that opaque, bright and intense' I •perience," it can inform people about social injustices, was to become I ive I'nough to I ).nue " The simplicity of the finished or like Edward Lear's limericks, it can entertain. Miller's t .ir\ t>d enhrcly from the trunk of the tree, prints belies the process involved. In poetry, however, can be seen as politual. an effort to the sculpture is intended logive the log "a "Suspect," a composition using a "change how people think. I want to move people into sense OJ movement to remiml tin' viewer large clown face with overlapping dialogue," Miller said. oi the source the tree " balloon animals, Erickson used 23 His poetry centers on the African-American experience Trainum said he net this work as Colon and pulled 32 impressions to but also draws connections to other cultures, including "more Of en embodiment ot a tree in the H1("KYC,.\HWM At^jfefcfnsSWr arrive at the final print. EficksOfl Arab-Americans. I le is open and honest in his words and negative space than in the wooden form. The sculpture "Prometheus' Bowl," by senior Zeke ■aid the process "took 125 hours to images, conjuring up events of both beauty and stark hor- Inere is. to me, a space here that holds a Trainum, rests In Zirkle House's Artworks Gallery. complete. Combining complex color ror, MM h as this short poem: movement." Trainum attacked the log Tralnum's show, "Unconflned," consists of three wood- and two-dimensional shapes, I with too much vigor, he said, and carved en sculptures. arrive at compositions that I find Orphan in Beirut away large areas ot wood Ih.it he labtf aesthetically pleasing." yesterday wished he could put back I plan to make Equally interesting are the display 1 had a mother and father my next pieces more tree-like to suggest units that he constructed to mount the thi' tree m its n.itur.il environment as it work. The triangular constructions yesterday stands, glows, mo\es. lives, dances " mounted on the wall project two sides I had two arms The final pine has a tree trunk-like si/e Zirkle House Hours for viewing. This arrangement allows end shape, but is actually formed by a Erickson to exhibit his finished print on The construction of his poems ranges from simplistic steel armature COlted with scales " the one side and the mock-up on the other. to intricate. What remains inside them all, regardless SOsles are ectuall) Ih gauge steel sheets The finished prints face forward so the of how they are formed, is a cultural, spiritual that have been cut into Sby-3 inch rectan- Morw-TrSae viewer mud move through the room essence. It's like looking at quaint environmental gles. Trainum cut freehanded with a plas to see the mock-ups, and can stand at paintings from ancient Chinese or Japanese periods, ma -utter to give th"' piece a hint c4 free noon - 5 *>.!*• the midpoint of a unit to compare the images of fishermen dwarfed by craggy mountains dom M^\ a suggestion ot thi' artist s b.iint finished print to the original design. shrouded in mist. One reads a Miller poem and feels in the print's-. n|, reation I ach rectangle is "Ink-to-ink" rounds out a full spiritually satiated. For example, this poem, drawn welded onto the armature, coating it m .1 semester of student shows at Zirkle from the author's Web site: suit of armor trainum said that the title, FrU anc/ Sate House. Tlte exhibit is open Monday "Protected,'' begi the questions, "What through Thursday noon to 5 p.m. and Buddha Weeping in Winter CDUId this be used to protect?" or refer r ing noon - *f **>•!*• Friday and Saturday from noon to 4 snow tailing on pravers bM k lO the earlier forms, 'What needs to p.m. The gallerv will close' after April covering the path he pre!. 27 and will reopen In the fall. made by your footprints I wait for Spring 'Twin MenaechmF masterfully ami the return ot love how endless is this whiteness delivers comedy with flair, energy like letters without ft\ 1*1 * rv VVORTrllNOTOM moments. 7 fie overall nearly stole the show as a envelopes JMU SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA contributing " nttn combination made tor a walrus mou ltB( bed If Siskel and I bert very aesthetically pleating French cook, bumping The JMU Symphony Orchestra will perform in When asked the traditional question oi whether he had never gave am thing three production any advice for aspiring or practicing posts lure al |MU, Wilson I lall tonight at B p m. Tickets cost $8 OT $6 everyone on stage with thumbs up, thai Is be* mac Plot wise there isn't her hysterically stuffed Millers answer itreaaad a more fundamental acknowl- with a JAC cud Call Masterpiece Season Box Office they never got to see much to say. The entire bell\ edgement ot beaut\ as opposed to simple mechanics It's at x7000 for tickets or information IMU's production ot "The play was summarised in Freshman |aaon Vicente important to see the poet's |ournev as being a spiritual STUDENT DANCE CONCERT Twin Menace hun' the prologue during the gave •*!) amazing ••upport- one," he si id C.IKHI writing is found outsidi the class- The Student Dance Concert will be held April i(' Sel design, costuming hrst fhre minutes of the ing performance as lhe< >ld room; it has a place among the Rowers, trees .m.i moun- through 21 at 8pm in I iodwin I lall room and lighting were .ill won show, leaving little 10001 Man He waddled around tains. |f we an to write well we mus| first learn how to derfully dune Larimer- fifteen pieces will be featured In the concert' * tor surprise twists or mys- endearingly with •' cane acknowledge the beaut) ol Shaeffer Theatre was, w ith choreographed by students and two choreograplied tery. Ami the storv line of and delivered his Ink's ill .1 things around US, I his beauty by dance department faculty. The concert costs $6 or mini ma I but impressive mistaken identity and 11 n clever, likable manner should always keep us hum sel design transformed S3 with a JAC card fusion between twins sep- Senior Shannon I istol ble; our words can never fully into a aorl ol Roman arated as children isn't by was extraordinary as daai ribe it fhis is perhaps the LOMBARD. GRAS forum c oatumea were any means a new concept Mcseenio One ol the tirsi lesson a good writer reminiscent ot the flappers but it was delivered with a should learn lonibanii Gm i benefit ono ri -p nsorad by finest moments ol the plav of the 20s and Vaudeville. levd ot tlair and energ\ occurred when 1 Istol Alpha Kappa lambda fraternity. Ata I.HI Alpha For moss interested In team- I he women donned gauzy that compensated for the sorority and Habitat for 1 lumanity, will be held modeled her muscles like ing more about ti>e Ufa and eUftj with esxy leg --lit--. plot's lack ol originality. a midget version of work of Miller, visit his Web Saturday from 11 am totSpm on Hillside Field and the men displayed Performances wen- Arnold Schwarzenegger BHe at tflWUItYtlu-Uwtmillir.timi Tickets are $15 or may be pun haeed In ad* .nice from stripe breasted vests un strong, trom the leads BO and then Single handedlv members of Akl and ZTAfar$12 Featured bands I la tan be reached via e mall dei la kets wHh tails the non-speaking roles. executed some serious include Jimmy's I hu ken Shai k, Kfc theory, 2 at nrr/lfera^Msol com. lighting was subtle, The Mivnuster, plaved by kung In lighting abiht\ in Skinnee Js, Georgia Avenue, Stable Rood and E. Ethelbert Miller's poems tor spotlighting in senior Nikki Fink, drew MV TWIN, page 20 Pkmtmisitu embody a cultural and spiri- fighting Gravity ■ the more humorous main laughs, and she CRAIC, HLKNDON tual essence. 181 1'iiK BREEZE I I'm RSDAY, APRII 19,2(H)i STYLE 'Spy Kids' stays on top 'Bridget Jones' brings best debut in UK BY ANTHONY MARI-MK HANO Rock, made S8 million. The poooooo senior writer Sony release opened last 1 he Easter Bunny delivered Wednesday and has totaled .1 basket ol kids to theaters this $10.7 million in five dai S. T0P5§ weekend .ind helped "Spy "Kingdom ( ome ' opened Kids" continue its reign atop Strongl) in sixth place. The 0000 the box office for the third Fox Searchlight release, star week in a row. ing Whoopl l.oldberg. II -I ii'Mil M>sii Mos The Robert Rodriguez- I and fada Pinker! Smith, Screen stills of "Black & White" offer players a stimulating visual environment. directed kiddie action flick made B solid $7 6 million. The pulled in .1 solid $12.5 mil- movie played in only i,in lion, dropping off only 27 theaters and had the best pel percent from last week. The screen average of ihe week Playing your own God Miramax release has earned The drama follows a dysfuiu .111 impressive $68.3 million tional familj uniting for the li> Sll QftAINGR to ihe tow h ot the user's hand senior writer players i hooac to battle, their in 17 days. death ot their lather. ihe user can pi.iv H Ith the respective creatures ftghl and "Along Came a Spider" opening vvilh barely a Have you ever wanted to scenery — pick up trees ,IMI ihe winner determines the landed in second for Ihe set meow this past weekend was be .i god? Ever have divine male, people or rocks and outcome ol the bottle ond week in a row The IceJe and me Pussycats." The tendencies? Well now you time, them into the distance between Ihe gods Paramount release, which adaptation of the old cartoon can prove your deity in .1 new or roll them ,is DOW ling balls. 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Service and Transitions ext. 3453 STYLE THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 2001 I THE BREEZE 119 4 Poetry in Pussycat' makes mere meow BY SCOTT KIM; chute. The Kind goes down (Rosario Dawson) and new and hip fads will be. staff writer in flames while Wvatt lands drummer Melody (Tara Basically it is a jab at the The opening of the in the small town of Reid) Without even hear- pop-music industry motion movie was peal It ¥t$t M if Riverdalc looking to discover ing the girls play, Wyatt Reid's real life boy toy, I were watching a really the next big thing. renames the group Josie Carson Daly, makes a POBT*Y,jhmpagi 1 good "Saturday Night I ne The prob- and the cameo appearance. In the rights of women and girls BIDUnd HCttch There were actors lem with the "JOSIE AND Pussycats scene Carson admits that opening is the world. "Women Can't Wail for like Seth Green ("Austin THE PUSSYCATS" and signs MTV, and more specifically Equality Now" is Kisod on i July Powers"), Donald Adeosun that its so them to a "Total Request Live," is just 1999 report (rom Kquahty Now hi i son ("Clueless"), and good the rest STARRING: mega a front for the government called the "Beijing -5 review" - a Breckin Meyer ("Road of the movie RACHAFL LEIGH COOK record and explains how he has report detailing discriminator) laws Trip") as members of a boy |ust can't live deal. The been hired to kill the AND TARA RtlD antnsl women In45countries. Alter band named Du|our. They up to it The girls quick- Pussycats. talking to women from various were a mockery of N'Sync movie actual- RATED: PG-13 ly leave Overall, "Josie and the countries and watching videos on AUDRi.v WOODtaitor pfcauf/qpfef ly seems town with- and Backstreet Boy-like RUNNING TIME: Pussycats" is an improve- the problems they faced, [ones wrote Sarah Jones performs In the bands, making fun of every worse than it out even ment over other teen- the play "Women Can't Wait ,.. lor name of women's equality. thing from their moves, to really is due 98 MINUTES making a focused movies. With the to high Equality Now" to tell the stories of Revolution will not happen between their clothes, to the way ft ft call home exception of the loose plot, the women involved, ('.quality Now these thighs/' depicts the various they talk. expectations to say the movie is quite watch- after such a commissioned the play to promote cultural Influences of the world. In this scene, Dujour goodbye, able. Perhaps the big movie its international campaign Igrinri "Model C Mi/en, was written after makes an appearance in an comedic start. In the end, which leaves you wonder- execs weren't thinking discriminatory laws. airport before they are though, the problem is the ing, if these girls have any when they focused on a the death of her Bifttl from a heroin plot, which is looser than I "It's no! about pointing a linger at overdose and described the uiYBjaJJs- whisked away in a plane by friends or family at all. preteen audience that has any one country," Jones said. "We've Wyatt (Alan dimming), their storyline from the old '70s car- Wyatt and his boss most likely never seen the tic images of models. She offend toon that the film is based on. all got to look more CBISfuUv at how advice to writers and artists "Don't manager Mid flight, the boys Fiona (Parker Posey) are old '70s cartoon. The movie we treat each other." [ones said. give it up," she said. "I feel really approach Wyatt about an Once in Riverdale, responsible for creating would have been better off Wyatt stumbles upon The "We're in this together." lucky and grateful to get to do this " underlviiiK sound they hear teen sensations and filling if it had been written for an Jones, who started out writing on their new I I) He tells the Pussycats. The band is their music with sublimi- older age group, people Cooperation of several organiza- composed of lead singer poetr\ and Liter moved on to writing tions brought Jones to JMU. The boys he will kx>k into the nal messages. These mes- who can actually remember plays, also recited two poems. "Your matter and then abandons Josie (Rachael Leigh Cook), sages allow the govern- seeing the cartoon when see WOMAN, inxr 21 them by means of a para- bass player Valerie ment to control what the they were kids. 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Among the arttatl to hranch out into new ihar.ulcr didn't klic* e it The Biltmore Anthony's still see my own performing on the album are i isidering she has a short list either, but it personal chance Phish (who will do "5:15"). David Oji Thursday of starring roles and has played cops appears he is wilh her. She Bowie ("Pictures ot I ilv"). Sheryl Karaokei Friday in three of them already ("Money Hollywood attempting and I have vet to Crow ("Behind Blue Eves") and My Blue Pilk Saturday, 12 Train," "Out of Sight," and "The some sort of a meet in person. Pearl Jam (Ihe kids \„- Cell") This latest flick looks to be career in musk Minute so once that Alright"). The album is due in CALHOUN's qulk similar to "The Cell." It seems lu- has happens, big. stores on June 12. Will. ANYONE NOTICE? gotten Wyclef Mike Mulvaneyi Thursday 8 p.m. by sL'nior writer bad I l.isselback THE HORROR, THE HOR- finally NBC did what had to be Calhoun s Jaxn Friday 7 p.m. Jean to produce w-ill have to step ROR: Miramax has dished oul done, only they are three or four Anthony Marcheghino JMU Jaxai Tuesday § p.m. some of the aside and accept 52 million to screen legend Mais too late. In May. Ihcy will Steve Parks Project* Wednesday tracks on the the fact thai the Marlon Brando for a cameo in take the long-running sitcom, album l think ihe km torn to hear two of us were meant lor e.u h other. the upcoming sequel "Scary "3rd Rock From the Sun" and FINNIGAN'S COVE will be his cover of Bob Marley's Well, maybe not, but this is what I Movie 2." Brando's work in Ihe put it out of its misery by finallv Todd Shaeffer. Thursday. 1 legendary "Redemption Song." As tell myself along with every other film was put on the hack burner cancelling it The unfunny alien- Cypsyi Friday, 13 much as I want all of this news to be lasl week after he checked into a oriented program will feature a Jimmy O Tuesday. 13 a joke, unfortunately it is the truth. SURVIVING HOLLYWOOD: California hospital battling performance from Elvis Maybe Marley's ghosl will come to En-Survivor Jerri Manlhey is pneumonia. The Godfather The Highlawn Pavilion Coslello in Ihe series finale air- S'.ig.ii in .1 dream and. onvince him going after another large cash plays a priest who performs an Ladies Nijhti Thursday O Saturday ing .'ii May 22 at 8 p m Now. il to ncontider his actions for the prize However, this time it will exorcism. Senior Class Baihi Tuesday Karaokei Wednesday Ddve's Tdverna 'Twin Menaechmi' takes the stage Jeremiah Prophet) Tuesday / Wlh '"irti/wyc U Jaijn Wednesay midst t>t such hi/anv PIIVSK.II corn- es. For one thing, there were to appear comes out and sits on A comedk combat Kane, ed) wat a tribute to his skill and many lines and allusions to your lap. "The Twin Menaechmi" Mainitreet bar < grill faother pi'.ik of l.iughter h,ip- profearionalbm as an actor. modern events and people that. is chock-full of audience interat The Worxi Saturday, f 10 in advance, f 12 at door pened when senior |im George Freshman Connor Pux gave .1 while humorous, were highly lion, and no one in the cast or the Mooch and Jueit. Idle Richi Tuesday. 15 came out with .1 btx>nvbm Mutfc spectacular performance as distracting And, because the audience is allowed to take them- Port Republic with jueil, Small Town Worker* blasted while he s.m^ about how he Menaechrnua two lie delivered cast had Budl a thorough and self too seriously. Wedneiday. IS "can'l gel no sjtisf.ntion/' .ill the even the most difficult dialogue comfortable grasp of their lines, All in all. the performance was .' while .loin>; hootv-sh.ik.'-- and with ease and interpreted his dialogue was at times delivered fun, rowdy time S» scrounge up the The Little Grill chest-shimmies in the faces of character with stunning energy too quickly for the audience's spare change between the cushions Larry Keel Experience. Thursday. 9 p.m. 17 shocked audience members. IK' successfully faced the chal- understanding But the positive of your couch and get over to "The Soufi Brothers! Friday. IS su£i'ested donation Senior Rob Wilson v\.is brilliant lenges of his role, including a aspects far overpowered the Twin Menaechmi." It will be the Charloitville Drum Choiri Saturday. 9 p,m. .!*• Mfii.uvhmus One. portraying a part where he pretends to go negative. best S6 you've spent in a long time 13 luttested donation sleazy, thieving con artist and adul- insane. Tux remained both com- Sitting in Ihe audience, don't be The Twin Menaechmi" contin- terer in a way that made the audi- fortable and entertaining in the surprised w hen a girl breathes fire ues at Larimer Shaeffer Theatre in 1BWS ence lau>;h ami love what could spotlight "ii Stage, a magician reaches over Duke Hall at 8 p.m through April Karaokei Monday and Thursday have been .1 heinous villain. \-- with any Show, ' Ihe Twin and pulls something from behind 20. Tickets are $8 regularly and $6 I.2S wing> Tuesday Wilson's level of realism in the Menaechmi'" had its weakness* your ear or the very tirst character with a JAC card. Todd Schlabachi Wednesday RYAN lUDLOSKI/sr/i** atia TODAY: College Park- Ashby Crossing Last Day of Class BASH 7:30 UREC Friday April 271:00 pm till 9:00 COMM CLASS Kick off Summer witk.: 11:00 GROUP AT LIBRARY -Live music by KJ: Tk.eo.'y 12:00 LUNCH AT MRS. and Small Town Wo^ks... 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These two songs Student Alliance, gardu loo!, Si-tet ings, prints, photOS, drawings, sculp- I ..tins going pKitinum was destined 'Off the Books" and "The Dream are a major blemish Speak, the creative writing and tures, cemniCB and metal works. to one ... Big Pun." Big Pun's posthu- Shatterer" appear off previous Pun quickly redeems himself on women's studies programs and the Students submitting work had the mous LP, Endangered Species, which records. But the true beauty on the newly released tracks, Center for Multicultural Student option 10 have their work on display or hit stores on April 3, gives listeners a Endangered Sptciei \t (bund in the "Mamma" and "Wishful Thinking." Services (CMSS) co-sponsored the to sell it. l.isl opportunity to enjoy Pun's work unreleased songfl snd the collection "Mamma" features an outstanding event. The Swing Dance Club per- while allowing Pun a (inal chaiw to of K>me oi Tuns most luocsssful hook sung by fellow Latino hip-hop Sirah lanes' UBS oi . 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" A look at a possible return to the court for MINDY LEHER Michael Jordan. senior lacrosse player LH1 LvTS Page 26 tet story below WOMEN'S TENNIS Childers named Virginia Coach Seniors go out on winning note of the Year Women's basketball coach Bud UNC-Wilmington await Dukes in CAA Tournament this weekend Chikden was named 2000-01 Virginia Coach of the Year by the Virginia Sports Information Directors (VASID). Childers coached the Dukes to a 23-10 record and a semifinals appearance in the Women's National Invitation Tournament. The VaSID also chose sophomore forward Nadine Morgan to the VaSID all-state MCOnd li.ini. Morgan led the Dukes with 13.1 points and 7 rebounds per game. Fencers receive awards The fencing team honored six timers with team awards for the 2000-01 season. IliniOI sabre fencer Allison Schwartz was named Most Valuable Fencer for the second consecutive year. Schwartz finished the season Fll.Fr1H>T Men's basketball awards reception LACROSSE The men's basketball team will hold its 2000-01 awards reception on April 27 from 7-8:30 p.m. at Calhoun's Restaurant Dukes survive late surge by Spiders & Brewing Co. in Harrisonburg. The program will include bighlights Struggling Richmond team scores twice in last minute to threaten Dukes' lead from the season and an awards cere- mony. For reservations call 568-6462 by noon, April 25. BY DANIEL BOWMAN appeared to be the nail-in-the- the second half. JMU out-shot the Spiders for shift writer coffin goal just alter a "At times we moved w.w the game 33-20. Senior goalkeeper Staving off a laterally by the vis Richmond score to push the and towards our game plan," she Jennifer Corradini had six saves iting University of Richmond, the lead to 12-7 said. "We only scored a few goals for the Dukes. 12th ranked Dukes lacrosse team However, the Spiders went in the second half. I'd like to sav it The win over Richmond fol- preserved a 12 It) win on Friday. on to score the game's final (Dinisio's goal) built spirits, but lowed a 14-9 defeat to the Senior Mindy Leher and jun- three g-'-'ls, including two in WC didn't play very well ' University of North Carolina on ior McNevin Molloy each scored the final minute of the game to Molloy and Leher said they April II. three goals in the game. The win pull within two. Richmond also both agreed the team could have Five unanswered first hall lifted JMU's record to 7-6 over- had a goal called back for being had a better second half. goals by the Tar Heels led to the 11< Id Hockey all, and 3-3 m the CAA, while in the crease at the 29:10 mark "There were [list mental lapSM win for UNC. Richmond dropped to 1-10 over- of the MCOnd half that could on our part," Mollov said This weekend the Dukes com I he club field hockey team will be all, 1-4 in CAA play have potentially cut the deficit Leher said, "The times it was pete in the conference tournament attending their annual spring tourna- I he Dukes got off to a fast tO ''lie tough we made it tough on our- in Richmond beginning on Friday ment at University of Maryland in start, scoring the lirst five goalfl Ulehla said she was con- selves. We ie dissatisfied that we with the potential championship College Park, Md. this weekend. in the Bama 8 opening nine min- cerned with her team a play In didn't blow them out " game on Sunday JMU will be playing the University of I Vlaw.ire. who Ihev beat in the fall utes But alter a quick goal by Richmond at 20:52 and another lor the national title. This game will goal by trcshman Gall IX'cker to be one of eight games played between Friday and Saturday. make the score 6-1, Richmond went on a 4-0 run to cut the le.nl to " 3 JMU pushed its lead back Howling up to three alter I eher i Mcond Male high game: sophomore Ste\ en and third goals and Molloy's Kramer, 247; freshman AJ Schuster, third goal period at 26;00. ' i 'I'homore Andrew Welti, 201. We came out stronger than WC have in a long tune, L'lehla female high game: junior Karen Mid We dominated the first 15 Casika, IM. senior Kim I'avne, 157; sophomore Julie Nothnagel, 146. minutes ot the game, but then Richmond fought back, ,m<.\ we Male high series: Kramer, 665. were able t>> tight back again, Female high SSI ies Castka, 456. co.uh Jennifer Iflehla Mid, Mollov Mid ihe l«'lt the store ol Roller Hockey the game should have been higher. "We were anxious to come The roller tux-key club team won the out after three games and gel our Carolina Hurricanes Collegiate Challenge Tournament this past week confidence back," Molloy Mid "We tried to slow (the tempo) end. JMU beat Fast Carolina University down and work the ball around, 4-1 in the championship game but the score definitely was not Sophomore Charlie PrassO led the learn with 13 goals in the tournament, Indicative oi the game leher said. ' 1 his was an while junior lason While added one important game lor us to win goal and eight assists over the weekend I here were a lot ot great cuts and Men's Volleyball good opportunities, and it yoil don't shoot, you don't score." In the second hall, Richmond The men's club volleyball team nearl) rallied from a late five earned ninth place out of 48 teams ,ii \IRSA Nationals last week in goal deficit, but fell short at 12 I ll I PHOTOM 10. With 1426 remaining, junior Junior Kristen Dinlslo scored a pair of goals In JMU's 13 G win over Virginia Tech yesterday afternoon. Kansas City, Mo. ^_^___^__ Kristen Dlnialo scored what 24 |TIIK BREEZE I THURSDAY, APRIL 19.2001 SPORTS Return or not to return: that is the question "Aflaiwislit whata lupenhttbtoomnkgtndarv When thejknnegoes to the ne in December alter retiring at the end of the 1997 season "next Jordan" when you can come back to the original? mi. the superstar ™i/ bigont but Ike legend ttva an ■ ^nonymout and led the Penguins to the plavolts I'ollin laid he thinks Ionian What's Jordan going to do w hen other squads double-team is going though a sell examination ol ->it- It would be beyond him? Toss it in to jahadi While in the low post? Maybe he can In IM*>H, Michael Jordan retired from the NBA after leading Pollin's ,\ ildeSt dreams lor lordan to give up his part of the team hit swingman Chris Whitney tor some buckets. One thing is his Chicago Hulls to thoir sixth ii.ttioii.il title In ^.ime six, and onlei the starting line up I Micve I'ollin |u-t has dollar -igns i sure: Jordan's presence on the Wizards will attract the premier against the Utah laz/, he knocked down the clutch (umr-ht>t dancing in his head talent from around the league. Of course C Webb and Vin san that sealed the series and his career Thai single image ol Jordan And then there is the controversy ot Sir Charles Barkley I hat's ity would love to play with his Airness, but let's dig a little with his shooting hand raised as the ball hit the back ot the net right, the II time All Star look time away from his TNT hall lime deeper. Remember the original Dream Team? You know their has lell a lasting image on the history of the MIA and basket- sports,,i.i to tender In-pre. ions thought* on a comeback. "I can't names: Magic, Larry. Patrick, David, Charles, Stock, Scottic, ball. It was the last shot taken by a superstar who had long control what Michael docs 1 le's a grown man Michael ifl Michael Karl, Clyde, Mullin and Christian. What If, and this is a very before become a legend and I harks is C harlcs, but I speak lor ( harla It might be tun to what if, they all came back to play for Jordan's Wizards? Alter a three vcar absence from basketball, talks have suil.kr.l play for Michael I le'd just have to tit me under the cap II vou Michael, Magic, Clyde and Larry could make their triumphant about the legend putting the number 23 jersey back on. After an think Jordan's comeback talks have -pun oil this guy, you'd be comebacks from retirement (and that Berkley guy too, I sup- executive ri*>r-ic vcar as part owner of the Wizards, lordan has mistaken I le s haM another pawn m the elaborate chess game that pose) and let the veteran minimum take care ol the rest That's made many off-the-court moves. Trading Juan Howard for lordan i ontrola right, SI million each for Stockton. Robinson, Mullin and Christian l.ittcncr, benching and eventually releasing Rod Living, all of whom become free agents this summer And what Strickland and practicing with the team have accounted for his 'He otens a part of the IV; tarrJi IK ocmi a purl <» (lie CapiUlt. There do you know, lattener just has to sit there in Washington and executive decisions to date. Hut after high hopes of making the would lunr to be lots ofdbauekm between Michael ami me. Michael look pretty. The options are endless plavolts in the pre seas.111, Jordan finds his club in the NBA cellar anil Alt- ami Mithacl ami Ihc league, ami none ofthat is happening. II this with a record of 18-.S9. Who is he going to look to next? What else tins real. I think we would be further down that root. "The first lime I saiil never, I ended up coming back ... tA conuhuk i htl can he do to help his struggling team? -Ted Lconsis, Washington Wizards Capitals executive "of crossed mi/ mimt, but I will never ajy navr." Jordan orchestrated probably the best exit to the game in 19°8. -Michael Jordan I String the winning shot of the Bulls' second three-peat champi- Of COUrSe we're dealing with professional sjx.rts here, and we onship — how can you top that? He's a hero around the world, lorc,oi io address the man>r concept of tins whole ordeal: money The NBA needs Jordan. Many have turned awaj after his and the onlv thing he has not accomplished yet is the presidency Jordan is president ot basketball operations, and he would have to departure and that divine glow has left the game. Today, the NBA Michael Jordan in the White Mouse' Maybe I'm getting ahead of give that up if he decided to return. 1 le currently lias a Hve \.'.u is absorbed with tattoos and Individual prima donnas Jordan has myself, but you see what I'm -.ivmj: He would put everything on contract with the Wizards Hi- agent, David Faulk, recently told always been a team player, and at the lender age of W. can -till lead the table if he decided to come back. Should he risk his legendary ton CII>IH; "He wouldn't play for the veteran minimum; any bunch of saps (the Wizards) to greatness. When Jordan came status for the Washington Wizards' What will happen if he faint? he'd play for the Michael Jordan minimum And that would only hack lor his second run, he saw In- baseball career ^oing nowhere Maybe "the flame' has gone out. come about it every team chipped in 52 million or S3 million and he knew he could walk back onto a championship-caliber hecaiise that's how much it would mean But money isn't Ihc •quad. He then led his team to another three championships and "Vic oilils are tliat Iw's going to come back. I think /re's ginng to aVl hie issue'' like I'ollin, other people in this business also have the left basketball fans with that unforgettable, leg- whether'«'- going to be able to play at the level that is satisfying to him " green on their minds endary image. Is that whan the story should Abe I'ollin, the Wizards owner But let's look at thepubrK relations aspei t ol Ionian's poten- end? I'm not sure, but I can't take any chant SS f?S tial ComebM k Sa) Ionian does play for the Wizards next year. I'm still going to buy those season tickets at the Pollin'9 words were stunning, given the business relationship Is he supposed lo play under Leonard Hamilton, a college MCI Center next year between him and Jordan. As the team's president of basketball coach? Phil Jackson has his own problems in I A and has no Aaron Gray is junior SMAD major who plan> Operatlrjna, |ordan is answerable only to Pollin. In a recent inter- time for the-,, shenanigans — or docs he? "I think he's waiting view with The WmUngton Port, I'ollin also compared his Airness to to liiv in a lent outsule tlie MCI Gorier tan io res AIKit l te fet I- like when he's out there.'' lackson said. "I nfTicr over lite summer until Washington the recent comeback venture of hockey legend Mario I cmieuv think he will have a parachute in case he d.x'sn't want to do it." rVbanb (arttn ttoVrrsgOOH sale for next year. 1 Lemicux, one of the owners of the Pittsburgh Penguins, returned Sure Phil, we know what you re thinking. Why deal with the just in am Ml Mlto a cow****. rl» Do you have any JMU sports info? call us at The Breeze sports desk so we can do a story on it. If The SunCom Welcome Home" Plan we don't 300 anytime minutes for $30 know Welcome home to SunCom. Where you can always get a new, affordable digital phone. about it, Where anytime you see SunCom and AT&T on the screen of your phone, every call is a local call. No roaming charges. No long distance charges. No restrictions on when you call. So we can't give us a call or stop by your SunCom store and pick up a college faceplate. SunCom. 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Freshman Colin Malcolm was the only Duke to record a singles win, taking the match of sixth seeds 6-0, o-4 from UVa's Tim Snead. Junior Andrew Lux lost his number one seed match against UVa's Brian Valahy, 6-1. 6-0. Senior Luis Rosado suffered a 6-3, 7- 5 defeat at the hands of Huntley Montgomery. In the third seed match-up, sophomore Mike Hendricksen was downed by Tommy Croker6-l,6 4 Doubles: The JMU doubles team of Hendricksen and Malcolm recorded the only win on the afternoon for the Dukes in doubles competition. The duo took a S-6 decision. The Dukes team of Lux and freshman Troy Stone suffered a 8-3 loss, as did the third doubles team of Rosado and freshman Craig Anderson. Up Next: This weekend the Dukes take a 9-9 record into the Colonial Athletic Association Championships in Richmond. —from staff reports HI IBERT NATT//*.».. r,ln„r Junk* Andrew Lux lost Ms singles match against UVa's Brian Vahaly 6-1. rVO Monday afternoon. Utility Companies will be here Next Week! 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