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Universal Heavyweight Champion # MC/SOS: Calculus Adams 287 (787-55-31) *35 $955,300 … #104 or 501

Continental Premier Champion VIRUS/LPPF: Brown Ninja (28-58-4) *7 $280,000 … #194 or 502 All Japan Champion * from the battle royal TBZ: Silver Panda (376-390-41) *13 $1,904,700 … #163 or 503 Armed Forces Champion EDGE: Angelic Kitty Cat (86-41-5) *12 $391,400 … #105 or 504 Wuhan Champion EDGE: “The Lurker” Danny Fontana (159-129-26) *16 $679,500 … #149 or 505 Victorian Champion SOS: TESD Q (199-53-23) *33 $837,200 … #200 or 506 North Region Champion * from the battle royal VIRUS/LPPF: Rampage (201-231-28) *26 $1,693,300 … #108 or 507 Zaire Champion SOS: TESD Walt (104-27-16) *26 $481,300 … #203 or 508 Latin American Champion * from the battle royal VIRUS/LPPF: Jacknife (15-27-2) *4 $128,700 … #191 or 509 Lightweight Champion VIRUS/LPPF: Yellow Ninja (36-41-6) *9 $218,200 … #23 or 510 Independent Champion LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Elmer Higgins (26-30-1) *6 $261,500 … #204 or 511 Amateur United Champion SOS: “Well Known” Mike Cook (86-25-11) *24 $431,000 … #185 or 512

September 2021 Universal Tag Champions SOS: TESD Q and TESD Walt #200 & #203 or 789

All Japan Tag Champions SOS: Math Jackson and Bret “The Hitman” Hart #181 & #193 or 987

Universal Six-man Champions * win 5 free matches  LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Special Ed, “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Elmer Higgins, and “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Helen Higgins #151, #204, & #206 or 789 IWAIWA BulletinBulletin Continental Six-man Champions EDGE: “Heroic” Chris Hero, Temperate Thomas, and SOS: Bret “The Hitman” Hart #99, #106, & #193 or 987  Battle Royal Winner TBZ: Silver Panda (376-390-41) *13 $1,904,700 … #163 2 IIL Rankings

1. EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto (172-89-16) *15 $613,800...... #39 60. EDGE: “The Closer” August Jamb (77-63-8) *12 $399,000...... #144 2. SOS: “Wrestling Demon” Money (1,810-326-96) *35 $2,700,400...... #140 61. EDGE: Stone Cold (86-76-25) *33 $168,700...... #52 3. SOS/CHAMP: US Champ Mike Cook (1,036-50-18) *30 $1,384,500...... #188 62. EDGE: Matt Smith (76-68-13) *12 $487,900...... #132 4. SOS: “Masked Wrestler” Mike Cook (1,128-145-48) *32 $373,600...... #164 63. EDGE: Temperate Thomas (44-37-6) *8 $237,900...... #106 5. MC/SOS: Proof Washington (1,068-88-22) *34 $1,373,800...... #78 64. EDGE: Chris Pine (70-64-8) *12 $324,900...... #134 65. EDGE: Jason Xtreme (31-26-3) *4 $108,900...... #51 66. EDGE: Hooligan C. Bass (50-46-7) *14 $374,600...... #142 6. SOS: “Wrestling Demon” Sex (1,025-95-21) *31 $1,105,000...... #95 67. EDGE: Liev Schreiber (62-59-11) *16 $389,700...... #125 7. SOS: “Wrestling Demon” Ego (1,001-101-30) *28 $1,503,400...... #74 68. EDGE: Tagmaster #2 (18-15-6) *9 $180,400...... #48 8. EDGE: “Iron” Mike Lung (625-97-19) *19 $1,312,200...... #156 69. EDGE: “No Quit” Alex P. (25-23-2) *7 $225,500...... #133 9. LPPF/VIRUS: N.F.G. (652-156-17) *12 $1,058,000...... #192 70. EDGE: “Barb” E. Q. Sauce (36-35-11) *5 $188,400...... #103 10. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones (625-142-23) *37 $1,124,300...... #93 71. EDGE: John Xtreme (29-28-4) *8 $118,600...... #116 72. EDGE: Hamilton P. Sandwich (25-27-5) *6 $197,300...... #107 11. ZOO: White Elephant Sr. (207-77-6) *2 $308,300...... #195 73. EDGE: Manic Matthew Anderson (17-20) *8 $174,500...... #102 12. SOS: The Duke of Hurl Mike Cook (155-33-18) *26 $464,400...... #157 74. EDGE: “Heroic” Chris Hero (27-31) *7 $177,100...... #99 13. SOS: Pacific Champ Mike Cook (NAL) (153-47-31) *29 $361,600...... #199 75. EDGE: Corbin Xtreme (8-16-4) *7 $99,600...... #121 14. SOS: Math Jackson (153-47-22) *27 $386,700...... #181 76. EDGE: Hardcore Xtreme (6-17-4) *3 $139,700...... #49 15. SOS: Champ Goodwrestler (123-29-8) *16 $442,100...... #127 77. EDGE: Channing Tatum (79-91-11) *18 $481,000...... #139 16. SOS: Mike Cook’s Best Friend (138-66-20) *24 $344,600...... #173 78. EDGE: Crazy Snake (127-141-27) *33 $441,800...... #53 17. SOS: Mike Cook’s #1 six-man wrestler (103-31-14) *21 $284,500...... #126 79. EDGE: Dave Xtreme (4-18-5) *6 $72,600...... #120 18. SOS: “Hardknocks” Diamond SQ (89-27-11) *23 $489,400...... #148 80. EDGE: Rabid Robert Anderson (53-79-8) *13 $442,400...... #145 19. SOS: Dos-Puncher (83-23-11) *28 $432,300...... #174 81. TBZ: Brick D. Hinkley (6-32-1) *2 $59,200...... #45 20. SOS: Smoking Pope Mike Cook (103-51-12) *23 $289,300...... #171 82. EDGE: Bradley Cooper (111-162-28) *31 $664,000...... #136 21. SOS: Bulldog Duvall (101-54-22) *28 $249,400...... #175 83. DA: Kid Fury (5-116) $13,000...... #80 22. SOS: Bret “The Hitman” Hart (113-84-23) *22 $252,500...... #193 84. DA: Kid Smash (4-123) $29,100...... #81 23. LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Special Ed (25-15-4) *4 $154,600...... #151 85. TBZ: Silver Eagle (1,015-1,160-129) *36 $4,978,800...... #115 24. ZOO: Red River Valley Express II (2-1) *1 $3,100...... #209 86. Girly Man (4-321) $39,900...... #16 25. ZOO: Krusher (2-1) $3,400...... #210 87. Roofman Jack (1-557) $68,200...... #13 26. ZOO: Red River Valley Express III (2-1) $3,000...... #211 88. Cowboy Jonathan (1-566) $60,700...... #6 27. LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Helen Higgins (15-15-2) *3 $217,000....#206 89. Kip, the Flipster (1-569) $39,600...... #20 28. GLOW: Sue Ellen the Leprechaun (28-30-2) *2 $169,300...... #207 90. Jason Argon (1-575) $82,000...... #17 29. ZOO: Panda II (25-33-1) *3 $132,600...... #196 91. The Creditor (1-580) $59,700...... #7 30. ZOO: Panda I (28-39-4) *2 $177,300...... #197 92. Kung Roo (1-584) $79,700...... #10 31. VIRUS/LPPF: Roadrunner Rick Rage (15-29-3) *5 $144,000...... #212 93. Terrence Heidi (1-590) $43,600...... #11 32. VIRUS/LPPF: Orange Ninja (18-42-3) *7 $205,800...... #31 94. Yogi Hoagie (1-593) $59,700...... #19 95. Pepsi Paul (1-608) $70,900...... #12 96. Brick Town Brawler (1-608) $50,200...... #5 33. TBZ: Silver Panther (1,014-504-72) *30 $3,665,800...... #110 34. TBZ: Silver Lion (1,018-527-75) *39 $3,348,700...... #112 35. EDGE: James Franco (499-108-18) *20 $942,100...... #135 97. Poncho Marx (1-676) $50,100...... #2 36. TBZ: Silver Coyote (1,022-752-101) *25 $3,495,800...... #111 98. The Challenger (2-683) $19,000...... #15 37. EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf (353-119-16) *20 $871,000...... #162 99. Scrubber Bot (1-685) $39,000...... #9 38. EDGE: “Headliner” Bad News Frown (299-91-18) *23 $831,700...... #122 100. Sky Sprinter (3-699) $32,500...... #3 39. TBZ: Silver Cougar (1,002-806-111) *42 $4,287,000...... #114 101. Goldylox (1-698) $81,900...... #4 40. EDGE: John Krasinski (238-83-19) *23 $665,800...... #131 102. Junkboy (3-760) $94,900...... #8 41. EDGE: Jeremy Allen White (162-37-8) *18 $608,000...... #130 103. Mr. Scrub (2-788) $3,600...... #1 42. EDGE: “Real American” Pat R. Iot (234-112-28) *22 $849,300...... #117 104. El Scrubbo (2-1,408) $88,600...... #14 43. EDGE: Savage Scott Harper (156-71-15) *17 $705,000...... #138 105. Horatio the Insane (0-72) $6,300...... #159 44. EDGE: Landon “Turbo” Tiger (146-69-19) *20 $903,800...... #143 106. “Mr. Manly” Hugh Mann (0-74) $4,600...... #85 45. EDGE: Zac Efron (165-97-10) *19 $662,000...... #213 107. Tommy D. Mandel (0-75) $7,100...... #158 46. TBZ: Silver Tiger (1,017-961-134) *47 $3,745,900...... #113 108. Chuck “the Obtuse” Angle (0-75) $5,300...... #118 47. EDGE: Lucky Lloyd Swanson (144-89-14) *20 $493,500...... #28 109. The Wrestlemaniac (0-75) $4,200...... #84 48. EDGE: Tagmaster #1 (74-23-8) *10 $499,900...... #47 110. “Hardly the Worst” Samuel Best (0-76) $3,100...... #79 49. EDGE: “ Genius” Buster Breaker (130-85-26) *17 $615,500...... #70 111. “Beastly” Bernie Brogan (0-76) $2,100...... #76 50. EDGE: Superquake (141-109-35) *31 $306,600...... #75 112. “Mr. Certain” Victor E. (0-78) $7,500...... #100 51. EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton (124-92-17) *15 $612,000...... #161 113. Gracious G. Henderson (0-81) $7,400...... #44 52. EDGE: Jason Lee (94-64-10) *22 $586,700...... #137 114. Glass Jaw Louie (0-89) $13,900...... #94 53. EDGE: Ryan Reynolds (100-71-13) *16 $376,900...... #141 115. The Llamanator (0-178) $800...... #43 54. EDGE: Rapid Ray Hurley (106-83-11) *11 $732,300...... #32 116. Daren Facelif (0-616) $47,900...... #18 55. EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs (49-28-10) *21 $334,100...... #124 56. EDGE: Chilly McFreeze (101-83-7) *14 $585,400...... #24 Send your matches, strategies, and trash talk to: 57. EDGE: “Queen City” Char Lot (54-38-7) *11 $301,200...... #96 IWA, c/o IIL, Box 5275, Willowick, OH 44095 58. EDGE/SKOL: Adam Thielen (45-30-13) *11 $284,200...... #123 We must receive your envelope by September 30th! 59. EDGE: Seth Rogen (79-65-13) *9 $446,400...... #186 IIL Matches 3

Card 1: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 6,143) LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Helen Higgins decked TBZ: Silver Panda at 27:20 (Suicide Dive) by 1. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones over Mr. Scrub at 2:36 (Disqualification: hit ref). Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams outmuscled EDGE: Angelic Kitty Cat at 50:45 MC/SOS: Calculus Adams won over Pepsi Paul at 6:41 (Back Elbow Smash) by 66. (Cook’s EDGE) by 5. ZOO: Red River Valley Express III overpowered The Llamanator at 2:38 (Knife-Edge Chop) by 50. Card 4: Held in Lisbon (Attendance: 2,823) MC/SOS: Calculus Adams pinned The Wrestlemaniac at 2:19 (Superplex) by 138.

MC/SOS: Calculus Adams over EDGE: Dave Xtreme at 4:02 (Count Out). MC/SOS: Calculus Adams decked Poncho Marx at 0:35 (Back Elbow Smash) by 108. LPPF/VIRUS: N.F.G. defeated SOS: Champ Goodwrestler at 27:32 (Finger In the Air) by MC/SOS: Calculus Adams bested El Scrubbo at 2:48 (Back Elbow Smash) by 81. 2. ZOO: Red River Valley Express II annihilated Gracious G. Henderson at 6:42 (Cartwheel TBZ: Silver Panda drew LPPF/VIRUS: N.F.G. (Time Limit). Uppercut) by 34. LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Special Ed, “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Elmer Hig- MC/SOS: Algebra Jones won over Glass Jaw Louie at 2:38 (Shoulder Breaker) by 145. gins*, and “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Helen Higgins overpowered EDGE: “Heroic” MC/SOS: Calculus Adams won over EDGE: “Iron” Mike Lung at 15:58 (Cook’s EDGE) by Chris Hero, Temperate Thomas, and SOS: Bret “The Hitman” Hart* at 28:38 (Sui- 8 (Commissioner’s Choice, International #1 Contend). cide Dive) by 2. SOS: “Wrestling Demon” Money tied TBZ: Silver Panda at 0:38 (Double Disqualifica- Main event: EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto decked TBZ: Silver Panda at 42:23 (Bos- tion). ton Crab) by 2. TBZ: Silver Panda drew VIRUS/LPPF: Roadrunner Rick Rage at 28:25 (No Contest). Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams defeated EDGE: “The Lurker” Danny Fontana at Card 2: Held in Bern (Attendance: 3,494) 46:26 (Cook’s EDGE) by 2.

MC/SOS: Calculus Adams over Mr. Scrub at 3:24 (Disqualification: manager in ring). Card 5: Held in Moscow (Attendance: 1,184) MC/SOS: Calculus Adams over Roofman Jack at 7:45 (Count Out).

MC/SOS: Algebra Jones decked Gracious G. Henderson at 1:59 (Back Elbow Smash) by MC/SOS: Algebra Jones pinned Sky Sprinter at 2:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 122. 85. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones outmuscled The Challenger at 4:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones pinned “Mr. Manly” Hugh Mann at 0:54 (Cobra Clutch) by MC/SOS: Calculus Adams over EDGE: Crazy Snake at 5:21 (Count Out). 151. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones over “Mr. Certain” Victor E. at 4:31 (Disqualification: used belt MC/SOS: Calculus Adams defeated EDGE/SKOL: Adam Thielen at 7:34 (Back Elbow to hit opponent). Smash) by 36. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams outmuscled Tommy D. Mandel at 0:49 (Shoulder Breaker) by EDGE: Savage Scott Harper pinned TBZ: Silver Panda at 29:05 (Susie Q) by 5 (non- 119. title). TBZ: Silver Panda pinned EDGE: Landon “Turbo” Tiger at 28:07 (Susie Q) by 3 (non- Continental Premier title: VIRUS/LPPF: Brown Ninja outmuscled TBZ: Silver Panda at title). 21:33 (Stunner) by 6 (Guest Referee: SOS: Mike “Conqueror” Cook). VIRUS/LPPF: Brown Ninja outmuscled SOS: Mike Cook’s Best Friend at 27:22 (Stunner) Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams won over EDGE: Dependable Dave Pronto at by 5. 51:13 (Cook’s EDGE) by 4. Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams outmuscled LPPF/VIRUS: N.F.G. at 29:57 (Cook’s EDGE) by 6 (Guest Referee: LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Special Ed). Card 3: Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 6,708)

Card 6: Held in Vicksburg (Attendance: 9,802) MC/SOS: Algebra Jones beat Poncho Marx at 3:23 (Back Elbow Smash) by 107.

MC/SOS: Algebra Jones annihilated El Scrubbo at 3:39 (Flying ) by 124. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams decked Sky Sprinter at 2:14 (Cross-Armbar) by 125. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams overpowered Gracious G. Henderson at 5:07 (Back Elbow MC/SOS: Calculus Adams overpowered The Challenger at 2:14 (Back Elbow Smash) by Smash) by 86. 91. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams destroyed “Mr. Manly” Hugh Mann at 1:50 (Atomic Leg SOS: “Wrestling Demon” Ego tied TBZ: Silver Panda (Time Limit). Drop) by 158. EDGE: Angelic Kitty Cat outmuscled MC/SOS: Algebra Jones at 27:27 (Boston Crab) by MC/SOS: Calculus Adams won over EDGE/SKOL: Stefon Diggs at 2:12 (Atomic Leg 5. Drop) by 84. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams outmuscled Horatio the Insane at 0:17 (Cook’s EDGE) by VIRUS/LPPF: Brown Ninja bested EDGE: Savage Scott Harper at 27:06 (Stunner) by 1 131. (Commissioner’s Choice). 4 IIL Matches

TBZ: Silver Panda pinned EDGE: “The Closer” August Jamb at 19:04 (Susie Q) by 7 SOS: Bret “The Hitman” Hart pinned VIRUS/LPPF: Roadrunner Rick Rage at 27:33 (non-title). (Stunner) by 5. LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Helen Higgins destroyed SOS: Bulldog Duvall at Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams defeated LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” 29:08 (Suicide Dive) by 3. Helen Higgins at 38:55 (Cook’s EDGE) by 5. Main event: VIRUS/LPPF: Brown Ninja tied MC/SOS: Calculus Adams at 2:49 (No Con-

test). Card 10: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 2,140)

MC/SOS: Calculus Adams won over Cowboy Jonathan at 1:12 (Atomic ) by Card 7: Held in Lagos (Attendance: 6,567) 145. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones destroyed Goldylox at 5:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 74. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams pinned Daren Facelif at 3:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 79. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams overpowered Girly Man at 1:27 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 164. ZOO: Panda I annihilated “Beastly” Bernie Brogan at 2:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 52. SOS: “Wrestling Demon” Ego drew LPPF/VIRUS: N.F.G. at 1:24 (Double Count Out). TBZ: Silver Panda outmuscled MC/SOS: Algebra Jones at 29:23 (Susie Q) by 4. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones bested Chuck “the Obtuse” Angle at 0:39 (Cobra Clutch) by EDGE: Angelic Kitty Cat overpowered SOS: Dos-Puncher at 20:33 (Boston Crab) by 6 138. (Guest Referee: EDGE: Temperate Thomas). MC/SOS: Calculus Adams bested TBZ: Silver Panda at 24:16 (Cook’s EDGE) by 6 (non- EDGE: “The Lurker” Danny Fontana destroyed TBZ: Silver Panda at 27:29 (Boston title) (Guest Referee: MC/SOS: Algebra Jones). Crab) by 4. VIRUS/LPPF: Jacknife overpowered EDGE: “The Closer” August Jamb at 24:56 (Stun- Zaire title: SOS: TESD Walt overpowered VIRUS/LPPF: Roadrunner Rick Rage at ner) by 6 (Commissioner’s Choice) (Guest Referee: EDGE: Jesse Pinkerton). 28:22 (Cook’s EDGE) by 5. VIRUS/LPPF: Brown Ninja outmuscled SOS: Math Jackson at 27:21 (Stunner) by 2. Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams won over VIRUS/LPPF: Rampage at 47:11 Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams decked VIRUS/LPPF: Roadrunner Rick Rage at (Cook’s EDGE) by 8. 41:08 (Cook’s EDGE) by 6 (Guest Referee: VIRUS/LPPF: Yellow Ninja).

Card 11: Held in St. Paul (Attendance: 3,181) Card 8: Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 9,003) MC/SOS: Calculus Adams outmuscled The Creditor at 7:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 47. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams outmuscled Goldylox at 1:30 (Back Elbow Smash) by 75. ZOO: White Elephant Sr. over Daren Facelif at 4:16 (Disqualification: tied opponent MC/SOS: Calculus Adams overpowered Jason Argon at 1:40 (Shoulder Breaker) by 99. up). MC/SOS: Algebra Jones decked “Beastly” Bernie Brogan at 7:43 (Back Elbow Smash) TBZ: Silver Panda beat MC/SOS: Proof Washington at 29:50 (Susie Q) by 3. by 64. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams decked Glass Jaw Louie at 1:30 (Shoulder Breaker) by 148. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones bested Tommy D. Mandel at 3:03 (Shoulder Breaker) by 116. EDGE: Angelic Kitty Cat pinned LPPF/VIRUS: N.F.G. at 28:47 (Boston Crab) by 1 (non- MC/SOS: Calculus Adams outmuscled LPPF/VIRUS: N.F.G. at 24:26 (Cook’s EDGE) by 6 title). (non-title) (Guest Referee: SOS: “Wrestling Demon” Sex). TBZ: Silver Panda overpowered EDGE: “Iron” Mike Lung at 27:50 (Susie Q) by 2. SOS: “Hardknocks” Diamond SQ outmuscled TBZ: Silver Panda at 29:44 (What Say EDGE: Hamilton P. Sandwich* and SOS: Math Jackson pinned SOS: Mike Cook’s #1 six- You?) by 2. man wrestler* and Champ Goodwrestler at 28:23 (Stunner) by 4. Victorian title: SOS: TESD Q pinned LPPF/VIRUS: N.F.G. at 29:13 (Cook’s EDGE) by 4. Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams outmuscled SOS: “Well Known” Mike Cook at Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams annihilated VIRUS/LPPF: Jacknife at 48:25 38:50 (Cook’s EDGE) by 2. (Cook’s EDGE) by 7.

Card 12: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 3,537) Card 9: Held in Seville (Attendance: 4,064) MC/SOS: Algebra Jones outmuscled Junkboy at 2:21 () by 92. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams beat Brick Town Brawler at 1:17 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 156. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams won over Yogi Hoagie at 1:34 (Back Elbow Smash) by 117. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones decked Daren Facelif at 5:44 (Back Elbow Smash) by 78. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones decked “Hardly the Worst” Samuel Best at 2:39 (Shoulder MC/SOS: Calculus Adams bested “Beastly” Bernie Brogan at 3:27 (Back Elbow Smash) Breaker) by 113. by 65. ZOO: Krusher bested Glass Jaw Louie at 4:24 (Irish Whip) by 81. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones beat Horatio the Insane at 1:28 (Problem Solver) by 121. VIRUS/LPPF: Rampage won over EDGE: Landon “Turbo” Tiger at 28:41 (Stunner) by 1 EDGE: Angelic Kitty Cat defeated TBZ: Silver Panda at 29:40 (Boston Crab) by 1. (Commissioner’s Choice). EDGE: “The Lurker” Danny Fontana defeated LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Helen Higgins overpowered SOS: The Duke of Special Ed at 15:40 (Boston Crab) by 7. Hurl Mike Cook at 19:51 (Suicide Dive) by 6 (Guest Referee: Goldylox). IIL Matches 5

EDGE: Hamilton P. Sandwich* and SOS: Math Jackson annihilated SOS: The Duke of SOS: “Well Known” Mike Cook won over TBZ: Silver Panda at 27:45 (Stunner) by 4. Hurl Mike Cook and Smoking Pope Mike Cook* at 17:09 (Stunner) by 6 (Guest Ref- Universal Tag titles: SOS: TESD Q and TESD Walt* bested EDGE: Hamilton P. Sand- eree: SOS/CHAMP: US Champ Mike Cook). wich* and SOS: Math Jackson at 28:22 (Cook’s EDGE) by 4. Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams won over SOS: “Hardknocks” Diamond SQ at Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams annihilated SOS: “Masked Wrestler” Mike Cook 34:30 (Cook’s EDGE) by 4 (Commissioner’s Choice). at 32:35 (Cook’s EDGE) by 6 (Guest Referee: Pepsi Paul).

Card 13: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 8,891) Card 16: Held in Bismarck (Attendance: 9,138)

MC/SOS: Calculus Adams over Junkboy at 6:21 (Count Out). MC/SOS: Calculus Adams overpowered Kung Roo at 1:50 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams decked Kip, the Flipster at 0:44 (Superplex) by 131. MC/SOS: Algebra Jones over The Llamanator at 4:30 (Count Out). MC/SOS: Calculus Adams pinned “Hardly the Worst” Samuel Best at 2:06 (Shoulder MC/SOS: Calculus Adams over DA: Kid Smash at 8:11 (Count Out). Breaker) by 116. GLOW: Sue Ellen the Leprechaun overpowered “Mr. Certain” Victor E. at 5:50 (Cradle) SOS: “Wrestling Demon” Sex drew EDGE: “The Lurker” Danny Fontana at 9:53 (No by 70. Contest). Independent title: LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Elmer Higgins beat TBZ: Silver Panda defeated VIRUS/LPPF: Rampage at 27:37 (Susie Q) by 2 (non-title). VIRUS/LPPF: Rampage at 29:47 (Suicide Dive) by 3. TBZ: Silver Panda pinned EDGE: “Mr. Blunderful” Paul Horndorf at 28:08 (Susie Q) by SOS/CHAMP: US Champ Mike Cook overpowered TBZ: Silver Panda at 28:33 (Cook’s 1. EDGE) by 1. EDGE: Hamilton P. Sandwich* and SOS: Math Jackson annihilated SOS: Mike Cook’s EDGE: Hamilton P. Sandwich* and SOS: Math Jackson won over LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Best Friend* and Dos-Puncher at 27:53 (Stunner) by 1. Crank Yanker” Elmer Higgins* and “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Helen Higgins at 28:01 Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams overpowered SOS: “Wrestling Demon” Money (Stunner) by 2. at 31:20 (Cook’s EDGE) by 6 (Guest Referee: EDGE: John Xtreme). Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams pinned MC/SOS: Proof Washington at 25:47 (Cook’s EDGE) by 9.

Card 14: Held in Tuscaloosa (Attendance: 7,902) Card 17: Held in Yorktown (Attendance: 3,905) MC/SOS: Algebra Jones overpowered Scrubber Bot at 1:39 (Shoulder Breaker) by 122. Lightweight title: VIRUS/LPPF: Yellow Ninja annihilated LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank MC/SOS: Calculus Adams beat Terrence Heidi at 1:20 (Shoulder Breaker) by 132. Yanker” Helen Higgins at 28:39 (Stunner) by 1. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams over The Llamanator at 17:40 (Count Out). ZOO: Panda II over “Hardly the Worst” Samuel Best at 4:49 (Count Out). MC/SOS: Algebra Jones destroyed The Wrestlemaniac at 2:54 (Superplex) by 135. SOS: “Wrestling Demon” Sex defeated TBZ: Silver Panda at 27:04 (Cook’s EDGE) by 4. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams annihilated Chuck “the Obtuse” Angle at 0:26 (Atomic Leg VIRUS/LPPF: Rampage pinned SOS: Smoking Pope Mike Cook at 27:15 (Stunner) by 2. Drop) by 145. TBZ: Silver Panda drew SOS: “Masked Wrestler” Mike Cook at 4:27 (Double Disqualifi- SOS: Mike Cook’s #1 six-man wrestler drew VIRUS/LPPF: Jacknife at 9:25 (No Contest). cation). Latin American title: TBZ: Silver Panda defeated VIRUS/LPPF: Jacknife at 27:47 EDGE: Hamilton P. Sandwich* and SOS: Math Jackson defeated SOS: Bulldog Duvall (Susie Q) by 1. and Pacific Champ Mike Cook (NAL)* at 28:12 (Stunner) by 4. All Japan Tag titles: SOS: Math Jackson and Bret “The Hitman” Hart* won over Main event: MC/SOS: Calculus Adams defeated SOS/CHAMP: US Champ Mike Cook at LPPF/VIRUS: “Suicidal Crank Yanker” Elmer Higgins* and “Suicidal Crank Yanker” 40:25 (Cook’s EDGE) by 5. Helen Higgins at 22:56 (Stunner) by 6 (Guest Referee: “Beastly” Bernie Brogan).

Card 15: Held in Indianapolis (Attendance: 8,905) Battle Royal

MC/SOS: Calculus Adams decked Scrubber Bot at 0:33 (Shoulder Breaker) by 125. Held in Woodsfield (Attendance: 2,369) SOS: “Well Known” Mike Cook outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF: Orange Ninja at 16:13 (Stun- ner) by 6 (Guest Referee: Poncho Marx). VIRUS/LPPF: Jacknife pocketed $1,000 when VIRUS/LPPF: Rampage flung him into the MC/SOS: Calculus Adams won over DA: Kid Fury at 2:46 (Cook’s EDGE) by 118. audience. MC/SOS: Calculus Adams over “Mr. Certain” Victor E. at 8:51 (Disqualification: razor in VIRUS/LPPF: Brown Ninja won $1,100 afer TBZ: Silver Panda flipped him into some boot). fans at ringside. SOS: Pacific Champ Mike Cook (NAL) destroyed VIRUS/LPPF: Rampage at 29:49 VIRUS/LPPF: Rampage picked up $1,200 when TBZ: Silver Panda flipped him out. (Cook’s EDGE) by 1. TBZ: Silver Panda was the winner of the battle royal and the $30,000 prize. SteelSteel FederationFederation September 2021

Count Out: 18 Disqualification: 21

1. Ankle Lock...... 25 31. Hammerlock...... 29 61. Atomic Leg Drop...... 45 2. Arm Drag Takedown...18 32. Headbutt...... 28 62. ...... 43 3. Arm Wrench...... 20 33. Headlock...... 19 63. Big Splash...... 37 4. Atomic Drop...... 19 34. Hip Toss...... 23 64. Boston Crab...... 44 5. Back Elbow Smash...... 25 35. Irish Whip...... 21 65. Brainbuster...... 41 6. Bear Hug...... 14 36. Knee Drop...... 18 66. Camel Clutch...... 42 7. Big Boot...... 20 37. Knee Lif...... 15 67. Cobra Clutch...... 41 .

8. Bodyslam...... 13 38. Knife-Edge Chop...... 24 68. Cradle ...... 37 d e v r e

9. Bulldog...... 22 39. Lariat...... 21 69. Cutter...... 39 s e r

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11. Chair Shot...... 16 41. Low Blow...... 17 71. Death Valley Driver.....38 l A

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12. Chickenwing...... 23 42. Mongolian Chop...... 15 72. Diving Headbutt...... 40 n I

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13. ...... 5 43. Monkey Flip...... 16 73. Figure Four...... 40 e t i m i 14. Clothesline...... 17 44. Mounted Punches...... 27 74. Gorilla Press Slam...... 39 l n U

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15. Crescent Kick...... 30 45. Palm Strike...... 27 75. Gourdbuster...... 38 d l r o

16. Cross-Armbar...... 28 46. Pumphandle Slam...... 4 76. Guillotine Choke...... 33 W

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17. Double Axehandle...... 22 47. Rear Naked Choke...... 1 77. Hurricanrana...... 32 0 2

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18. Dropkick...... 5 48. Rib Breaker...... 12 78. ...... 35 t h g i r

19. Eagle Split...... 9 49. Rope Burn...... 11 79. ...... 31 y p o c

20. Elbow Smash...... 9 50. Savate Kick...... 6 80. Piledriver...... 36 s t n e t

21. Enzuigiri...... 3 51. Shoulder Block...... 1 81. ...... 35 n o c

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22. European Uppercut...... 2 52. Shoulder Breaker...... 26 82. ...... 33 r ti n

23. Eye Gouge...... 8 53. Side Slam...... 24 83. Scorpion Deathlock....43 E 24. Face Rake...... 11 54. Snapmare...... 6 84. Sleeper...... 31 25. Fallaway Slam...... 30 55. Spinning Back Fist...... 2 85. Slingshot Suplex...... 34 26. Flying Body Press...... 8 56. Step-Over Toe Hold....10 86. Spear...... 32 27. Flying Dropkick...... 29 57. Suplex...... 3 87. Spinebuster...... 34 28. Flying Elbow Drop...... 7 58. Tree of Woe Kicks...... 4 88. Stunner...... 44 29. Forearm Smash...... 7 59. Turnbuckle Smash...... 26 89. Sunset Flip...... 36 30. Full Nelson...... 12 60. Wristlock...... 10 90. Superplex...... 45