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The Grizzly, September 21, 1993

Jen Diamond Ursinus College

Melissa Chido Ursinus College

Erika Compton Ursinus College

Mark Leiser Ursinus College

Craig Faucher Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Diamond, Jen; Chido, Melissa; Compton, Erika; Leiser, Mark; Faucher, Craig; Welsh, Jim; Davenport, Amy K.; Cordes, Matt; Epler, Tom; Gil, Victor; Richter, Richard P.; Kozlowski, Tyree; Rychling, Aaron; Rhile, Ian; Fenstermacher, Heidi; Reynolds, Halyna; Baccino, Nick; Rubin, Harley David; and Grunden, Jay, "The Grizzly, September 21, 1993" (1993). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 318. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/318

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This book is available at Digital Commons @ Ursinus College: https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/318 ThueSconegeGrizz l1 We do not rememher days, Volume 16 Number 1 We remember moments - Cesare Pavese 1993 Israel and Pill Reach The Quilt: To Remember, To Educate, Peace Agreement To Celebrate

BY MARK LEISER Clinton also called the pact "a BY MELISSA CHIDO & ERIKA Of the Grizzly courageous and historic peace COMYfON accord, the first step in replacing News Editors When the Israeli government and war with peace and giving the the Palestine Liberation children ofthe Middle East a change Ursinus College will be presenting Organi:lJltion agreed to formally to grow up to a normal life. " a display of the NAMES Project recognized each other last week, it There are many problems to AIDS Memorial Quilt on Thursday, marked a historic turning point in consider for the future, however. Septmeber 23 through Sunday, the long-running Arab-Israeli An unidentified United Nations September 26 . U rsinus will be dispute. The conflict came one step official in Ga:lJl warns that the PLO receiving seventeen 12' by 12' quilt closer to an end after a ceremony at is taking the accord to mean more blocks. the White House was held to sign a than it really does. He claims, Typicall y these displays have been landmark accord on Palestinean self "People believe - because that's held in school gymnasiums, rule in Israeli-occupied West Bank what the PLO is telling them - that convention centers, sports arenas, and Ga:lJl Strip. it means an Israeli withdrawal from fairgrounds, and places of worship. Although the accord itself was the Ga:lJl Strip, " when all it really Ursinus College is fortunate to have the main reason for optimism, is is a redeployment. He claims the Quilt being displayed and another key component was the that after the "initial honeymoon" Berman Museum of Art due to the presence of both PLO chairman of peace, things will go back to quality of the museum and its Yasir Arafat and Israeli Prime their old ways. conditions which suit the Minister Yitzhak: Rabin. This would There is also the concern the reuqirements needed to display the only seal the accord and also validate Palestinians will continue to be Quilt. their commitments to make the plan highly dependent on Israel for The Quilt is being brought here work. financing, jobs, trade, electricity, due to the hard work by Tristan United States President Bill and water. English and Kimberly Taylor, as Clinton remarked, "We are living So although this is considered well as many other faculty and in truly revolutionary times." one of the most incredible students. Perhaps an understatement, breakthroughs in the Middle East September is being referred to as considering he was about to partake peace in recent history, experts say AIDS Awareness Month, with the in an encounter between an Israeli that only time will tell whether all displaying of the Quilt being the leader and the head of an the efforts and controversy involved culiminating event. The entire Elena Monica speaks out about living with organi:lJltion the, just last week, in reaching this accord will wind program is being referred to as The the HIV virus. considered each other to be up being beneficial. Quilt: To Remember, To Educate, terrorists. To Celebrate. Instead of feeling sorry for HIV and AIDS. The panel experts The Quilt is of immense herself, Monica has turned her answered questions from the proportions, both physically and diagnosis into a positive experience. audience and advised them where emotionally. An individuals life She is speaking to the public about to go if they needed any help. does not need to be personally living with HIV, focusing on AIDS The Opening Ceremony will take affected by HIV or AIDS to education for the heterosexual appreciate the Quilt. The last time place on Thursday, September 23, community, the group currently the Quilt was seen in its entirety was at 11: 30 AM. The ceremony will experiencing the highest HIV during the summer of 1992 when it be a symbolic unfolding of the infection rate. Monica feels that if was displayed in Washington D.C. Quilt blocks and a reading of the she can inform just one person of The Quilt was spread over an area of names represented in the display. the danger of HIV and AIDS, then ten football fields. Among the names being read aloud she has gained strentgh from her In addition to the Quilt display, are Ryan White and Freddy illness. She views her diagnosis as several speakers have been scheduled Mercury, whose Quilts will be a wake-up call to make changes to appear on campus to enhance displayed here. within herslef and teach others. The Quilt: To Remember, To At 8:00 PM on Thursday, She has also turned her energy Educate, and To Celebrate. September 23, Jeanne White will toward deep meditation, strict Education is the largest part of AIDS speak to the audience in Olin vitamin and mineral programs and Awareness Month. Auditorium. White lost her son other unconventional therapies. The first speaker to come to Ryan, a hemophiliac, to AIDS after lnstead of accepting the doctors Ursinus was Elena Monica, a high a 5 112 year battle to give him the diagnosis as a death sentence, she fashion model. Monica contracted "normaI" life he wanted. Thrustby decided to look for an alternative. the HIV virus from her boyfriend, fate into the role of educator of the On Wednesday, September 14, a an intravenous drug abuser. She ~~ ~ .:~ ."::~:.>,» panel discussion was formed to was 26 years old when she was discuss public health agencies and Arafat seen clearly happy with the outcome diagnosed and told she only had 6 Continued on page 2 of recent events. years to live. distribute information concerning 1 Russian TV Crew Filming at Ursinus Help Wanted: Global Perspectives

BY ERIKA COMPTON focus on the different industries in *EXTRA INCOME '93* BY MARK LEISER News Editor which small businesses succeed and Of the Grizzly how. Levenko also examined ethics Earn $200 - $500 weekly mailing On Thursday, September 16, of small business, a nd also what it's 1993 travel brochures. For more INTERNATIONAL Russianjoumalist Andrei Levenko like to teach in a small private information send a self-addressed --History was made last week when Yasir Arafat, chairman of the was on campus to film a portion of institution. stamped envelope to: Palestine Liberation Organization, and yitzhak Rabin, the Prime his documentary on small business Oleg Migunov conducted Travel Inc Minister of Israel, signed an accord recognizing each other. taking a in the United States. The goal of interviews of several professors and P.O. Box 2530 giant step toward peace in the Middle East. this film is to help the Russian students. Two of them included Miami, FL 33261 community understand how Lucia Murphy, assistant professor --The fighting between Bosnian Government forces and Croatian business happens and succeeds in a of economics and business units continues in Sarajevo, Bosnia, and Herzegovina. Last week, relatively free economy. administration, and Barry Bowers, Bosnians advanced in heavy fighting along a new front 20 ttill.es Levenko, whose focus is on associate professor of economics ATTENTION: northwestofthecityofMostar. SourcessaythatBosnianforceskilled international programming, and his and business administration. as many as 38 Croatian civilians in the process. three man production crew work Murphy, who teaches marketing, On Tuesday, October for Ostankino-TV, the largest remarked that many U rsinus --A Russian jetliner with 52 passengers on board was hijacked and private production company in graduates are doing very well after 5, 1993, the First forced to land in Norway. Three Iranian hijackers armed with Russia. Levenko was assisted by leaving the Ursinus economics Annual Study Abroad grenades and other explosives wound up surrendering and asking for 1967 Ursinus graduate Alan Botto. program. "The inclusion of the asylum. He is a producer/director for the computer in classwork is one Session for freshman United States Information Agency's contribution we feel we've made to and sophomores will NATIONAL Foreign Broadcast Support office. their success," said Murphy. be held in Olin 104 at -The American envirobmental movement suffered a setback last The documentary will consist of The Russian TV crew also week due to a recenttrade pactwithMexico and Canada. The bigger• two to three half-hour segments on interviewed at the Wharton School 6:30 PM. Learn about nationalenvirorunentalgroupshavebeencriticiz.edfottheirwillingness small business development in the of the University of Pennsylvania, different programs and to compromise to increasetheidntluence at government levels. Th~ United States. One will be about and various other small businesses same organizations, however• .oppose smaller groups for being too the various aspects of small throughout the eastern United different countries. focused on "grass-roots" efforts. businesses, the next on government States. policies. The last segment will -Twenty-three years ~ going u..nderground after being invoJv~ in a fatal bank robbery, Katherine Ann ;p()~ers surrendered to police. ;Powers was oneofthelasto{ fugitive student revolutionaries opposed New Reimert Policies for '93 - '94 to the war in Vietnao!' _

BY CRAIG FAUCHER intoxicated or in possession of over the summer. Members of the LOCAL Features Editor alcohol; Parties where a Interfraternity and Intersorority -A 17-year-old Southwest Philadelphia youth has been acquitted of considerable amount of alcohol is councils met with representatives chargesofkiclci.og a pregnant Liberiaajrninigtant in the stomach in For all those who attend Reimert being served may not excee d of Residence Life and security, and July. HC;is exPected to be sentenced, h~ever. fotetbnicintinUdation parties on the weekend, there are (approx.) 30 people. If, after a all discussed their concerns about cbar~es. .c some new guidelines for '93 suite verbal warning is issued these the events of the previous year and --- functions you should be aware of. conditions still aren't met, security how alcohol policy would be -Pennan.t fevet is;sweeping the-DelaWare v Iilley as ihePhillies move Due to a large number of alcohol officers or duty deans may close the affected. closer ~ their first National Leap -Bast title in ten:ye8rs. Withjust emergencies and fights last year, party. Party organizers, however, Dean Kane proposed at the over teo. 8&Dle$ to play in-the regUlat geason, fans arehopiDg the Phils the college is taking a new look at will not be held personally meeting that students who are _,can bolc;i on to what wasonce a comfQrtablelead over tbe-second~place how parties can be conducted, and responsible for events occuring at visibly intoxicated should face stiff ,Montreal Expos. - .- at the alcohol policy as a whole. their party, unless their individual penalties (like suspension from '-:'_-:;~'~;:;':-:- '::;:/::-i;;::'::" Many of the rules enacted last actions violate college regulations. residence halls), but it was agreed year hilve carried over to this Rationale for the second that "visible intoxication" was too semester. For example, all those "crowded suite" rule are as follows: ambiguous, and enforcement would who live in a party suite must attend a) suites filled beyond capacity with be tricky. Dean Kane also Continued from page 1 the school's party training seminar. drunken people are more likely to proposed that beer tapped from a masses, White continues to work with AIDS patients, their families and Also, these parties must be experience fights or accidents, and keg be banned. It is his position the general public in an attempt to disseminate lifesaving information. registered with the administration b) since a large percentage of that keg beer leads to heavier All of the prognms planned are to enhance AIDS Awareness Month. by three people who take students are underage, the school consumption and underage Red ribbons will be distributed throughout campus to symbolize the responsibilityformanagingit. Non­ concludes that "at least some of drinking. This proposal has been awareness that the students and community at Ursinus bave and to alcoholic beverages must be visible those in posession of alcohol are forwarded (along with one banning symbolize the activities that have been planned. and iced-down for those who might underage. " punch at parties) to the Campus life On Sunday, September 26 at 3:00 PM a memorial service will beheld not be 21. And of course, whether Besides the rules governing the Commitee, a body composed of six for new panels that will be dedicated and a memorium to those who lost or not a person is legal drinking party itself, there are new guidelines students, and six administrators/ their lives to AIDS will be offered. During the closing ceremony, the age, no one is allowed outside with concerning the set-up and clean-up faculty members. A proposed Quilt will be symbolically closed. an open container. None of these of Reimert. Suites are no longer policy change must pass this body Times for the displaying of the Quilt are as foDon: regulations are new, but they are permitted to use recycling containers before going to the faculty for a still in effect. toicedownbeverages. Thosesuites vote, and fmally the board of Thursday, September 23: 11:30 AM - 8 PM In addition to these, party that do have parties must have the directors. organizers will recieve an "on the common room as well as the While ~e Campus Life Commitee Friday, September 24: 10 AM - 8 PM spot verbal warning" if the balconies and courtyard cleaned by voted down the proposal to ban keg following conditions aren't met, or 11 a.m. the next morning. beer, they are looking further into Saturday, September 25: 10 AM - 5 PM appear to be violated: No underage Many of these new regulations the punch iso;ue. persons are to be seen attending or were a result of informal meetings Sunday, Septemer 26: 10 AM - 4 PM leaving a party while visibly of students and administrators held September 21, 1993 News The Gri.zzJy Page 3 U.S.G.A. Minutes The first meeting of the USGA was called to order on Wednesday, September 15 at 7: 10 p.m. by President Janene Paist. The first duty was the reading of the Treasurer's Report by Treasurer Eric James. If your group is interested in receiving money from AFAC anytime during the year, a representative from your group must attend an Allocation Request Training Session. The date for the one remaining session is Thursday, September 30 at 7:00 p.m. in Wismer Parent's Lounge.

Old Business: Paist discussed the USGA bimonthly newsletter to the student body informed of USGA business and activity. Students are reminded to pick up their unsold books from the USGA Book Sale or they will become property of the USGA. It was announced that the Wismer renovations will proceed as soon as enough funds are available. Groundbreaking is planned for January 1994. As of August 1993, ail Ursinus campus buildings have become smoke­ free. Smoking is allowed in dormitories only in individual rooms with doors shut. Improvements were also made in the weight room this summer. New equipment and new paint job have vastly improved the atmosphere.

New Business: The AIDS Quilt will be displayed at the Berman Museum of Art September 23 through September 26. Freshman class elections will beheld on Wednesday, Sept. 22. Voting can be done during both dinner and lunch in Lobby A. A CA«"OO~ Class Representatives are needed for both the Junior and Senior classes. ~ """~tt--t--MI....-.-""'...... C~A~AL,.eft.:t. Two people will be elected for each class. tt--+--+--+---;-t---t--I 't>O~" e~et-l w..'.J~ The Sophomore Class will be conducting a Bagel Bundle fundraiser. ~--+---+-__ ~ ~~t--+--I 1"0 g~we((.. " . The Class of '96 will be sponsoring a' dated party in Wismer Lower Lounge on October 9th named "Autumn Harvest" . The importance of recruiting commuters to USGA was discussed, , being that commuters comprise 10 % ofthe student body and representation is important. There are efforts being made to find a 24 hour open building. Olin is the optimal choice because of its quiet setting and computer facilities. February 6 Ursinus will celebrate its 125th anniversary and plans for celebration are in effect. A proposal for a new club was presented by Matt Hicks. The club was passed unanimously and will be called Campus Musicians. All chairpersons and committee members are reminded that minutes must be turned in to Robin Baker, USGA Vice President. Graduating? Regular meeting times were established for Tuesday at 7 p.m. in the Changing majors? USGA office in Wismer Lower Lounge. The meetings will be bimonthly Returning to school? starting September 28. Need part-time work? Undecided on a major? Respectfully Submitted, Check out the Career Planning cpp Alina Morawski Recording Secretary USGA and Placement Office for your career options or for testing! Studio Cottage

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NAME: ______ADDRESS:______Page 4 The Grizzly A&E September 21, 1993 Bernie Bernie Headflap Wins the ATTENTION!! Battle Again! THE GRIZZLY NEEDS BY MATT CORDES Nevertheless, they claimed fourth Bernie Headtlap, with seniors Alan YOU. Arts & Entertainment Editor prize, along with the distinction of McCabe and Matt Hicks handling having the most band members the guitar and vocal work, junior Saturday night, seven months on stage and playing the longest Chris Wirtalla and alumnus after their victory in the last song-- an 8-minute rendition of "Moses" playing drums and bass, A BUSINESS MANAGER, AD battle of the bands, Bernie Bernie "Funk Blues Odyssey". respectively. BBH managed to Headtlap pulled it off again. Templeton took third place with squeeze a dozen songs into their MANAGER AND About 150 people turned out for their 6-song set of covers and tight 4O-minute set, rolling through the CAB-sponsored event, which originals, featuring versions of such tunes as "Patrick in the Past SUBSCRITPTION MANAGER featured performances by Us from Stone Temple Pilot's "Plush" and Tense", "Lullaby", and even a ARE DESPERATELY.,- . . NEEDED~. Eli~bethtown College, as well as Blondie's "Dreamin". These were cover of Firehose's "Chemical Ursinus' own Templeton, The Size contrasted by the bands" originals, Wire". The band plans to use their FOR TIllS YEAR. ALSO 9's, Bernie Bernie Headtlap and "Seek and Find" and "Spin my $200 first prize when they sequester The Java Cups. Heart. " themselves in the studio this winter NEEDED ARE STAFF .J~~' The bands were judged on The Java Cups, a quartet to record the follow-up to Demo on musicianship, originality, consisting of senior Dan Menchey Wheat. WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, appearance, audience approval and on drums and the remainder of the During their celebration on the overall performance. band coming from the Tyler School third tloor of Zwingli Saturday AND CARTOONISTS. The Size 9's began their 12- of Art in Philadelphia came in night, Hicks, who doubled as sound member stage extravaganza with a second. Their mix of acoustic / man for the event, insisted that they IF INTERESTED, PLEASE, CONTACf ANY warning from conga player (backing electric tunes started in a mellow weren't loud enough. OF THE SECTI9N EDITORS OR COME TO vocalist Keith Hirokawa). "We vein, but built to a fever pitch by the When asked to comment on the just want everyone to know that closing choruses of The Rolling band's second victory, McCabe THE GRIZZLY MEETING ANY TUESDAY took a swig of an unidentified this is our third rehearsal, " he said Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil" . beverage and said "Gravy." AT 6:00P.M. INTHEPUBLICATIONS OFFICE "and we totall y suck ... Taking top honors was Bernie ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF BOMBERGER. The NewlyRoomie CLOSE-UP TOOTHPASTE LAUNCHES RAP OR Game ROLL '93 Nationwide Music Competition BY AMY K. DAVENPORT Of The Grizzly Young People Ages 12-25 Vie for quarter century, has always inspired remained a driving force of campaign ('90) and has introduced Fifteen pairs of roommates $2,500 Grand Prize with Songs social confidence in young people expression among young people, the first - and only - colorless clear displayed their knowledge of one About "Relationships" by stressing the importance of white retlecting and articulting the hope, gel toothpaste, Close-Up Crystal another (or lack therof) atthe N ewl y teeth and fresh breath for developing aspirations and concerns of each Clear Mint Gel. Roomie Game on Friday, Sept. 17, NEW YORK, NY - To celebrate and maintaining confidence and generation. Since 1970, Close-Up at 8 p.m. in WLL. At the end of the re-Iaunch of Close-Up close personal relationships. Now, toothpaste has continued to keep The Rules the evening, victors Dan Graf and toothpaste, Chesebrough-Pond's Close-Up wants to recognize young pace with the changing dynamics of So, what about personal Teet Gulesserian took home the $50 USA is conducting a unique music people who can express themselves each generation of young people, relationships today? The Close-Up roommate prize and a $25 prize for competition for young people ages and their feelings about their too. Rap or Roll '93 challenges young their hall. 12-25 -- the Close-Up Rap or Roll relationships through the universal The '70s saw the birth of the people to sing out on the topic. The The Show was cleverly hosted by '93. The contest is a nationwide language of song. "Music really is "Me" decade and the introduction song can be about any kind of CAB President Jason Kindt who search looking for young people the great 'equalizer,'" says John of the first gel toothpaste - Close­ personal realtionsbip - form parents sported an incredibly loud plaid who can express themselves by Rollins, publisher of Vibe Up Original Red Gel. By the '80s, to pets, siblings to sorority sisters. blazer for the occasion. Kindt was writing original songs about a magazine. "It cuts across all when the "yuppie" culture took Contestants must simply submit an assisted by three judges: Nisha personal relationship(s) -those with boundaries and is a form of freedom hold and greed, superficiality and audio casette tape (no longer than Buch, T.J. Siggelakis, and Jeff friends, loves, family, etc. - escapism from all the new changes excess reigned supreme, sex-idol, four minutes in length) along with Lebowithz whose job it was to According to relationship expert in their lives. For young people, Madonna, cynically sang about a copy of thelyrics, hand printed or clarify any questions with regard to and host of the #1 radio show in it's the perfect outlet for self­ living ina "material world." Close­ typed on an 8 lIr x 11· sheet of the answers provided by the New York, 'Love Phones, ' offering expression. Up updated its product line (restaged paper to: Rap or RoD Contest, contestants. advice to teens, Dr. Judy Kuriansky The Close-Up Rap or Roll '93 with tluoride '82, introduced tartar P.O. Box 4313, Manhasset, New The questions asked ranged from: says, "The transition between gives young people an oppurtunity control gel '87), ad campaign York 11030. What color is your roommate's childhood and adulthood is a to express themselves in the '90's ("Want Love, Get Close-Up" underwear to what character of turbulent time. Young people are ANDachancetowin$2,5OO! Four '84), and packaging (available in Deadline ror entries is October Gilligan's Island would your seeking autonomy, and lucky finalists will be selected and pumps '86) to keep up with the 31, 1993. So burry up!! All roommate compare you to? Also, independence, in efforts to define invited to strut their musical stuff in image conscious eighties. entries will be judged on the basis for those contestants unfamiliar with who they are inside and in relation New York City before a panel of The music of the '90s carries of content (60%), originality Gilligan's Island a choir of ten to others. They're also experiencing judges including intluentials from more serious social messages, as (30%), and clarity (10%). Contest U rsinus men seated in the front first romance --and first heartbreak. the nation's fashion and music young people grapple with problems subject to complete official rules. row happily sang the theme song During this time, music plays a industries. Grand prize is $2,500 .. they didn't start." The To learn more about the Rap or for them. vital role in the developmental with three runners-up each receiving environment. Racial tensions. Roll contest and obtain the complete In all, an evening of fun for process. " $500. Homelessness. Recession. In this official rules, call 1-800-RAP-O­ contestants and the audience alike Close-Up, the toothpaste for the The Background sensitive social climate Close-UP ROLL. was had. younger generation for almost a Through the years, music has restaged its "Healthy Mouth" September 21, 1993 The Gri.uJy PageS

Jurassic Park: It's only a movie

BY JIM WELSH The kids are also different in the wizard who attempts to steal of the good guys as he can, and if to generate a thrill or a surprise Special 10 The Grizzly movie. Lex, the girl, is older than dinosaur embryos fora rival genetic the novel is distorted and dumbed­ every five or six minutes. Instead she is in the novel, less giving to engineering firm, is an even more down (as it is), well, it's not quite of a car chase, he offers an open­ "Welcome to Jurassic Park!" whining, more aware of the danger, disagreeable slob in the move and the same as tampering with Tolstoy. topped Jeep filled with puny mortals This is a good, ironic line, since the and able to put the computer system justly turned into dinosaur bait. Entertainment and profits are the being chased by aT-rex that can run Park turns out to be inhabited by back on line after a total shutdown The paleontologist Alan Grant bottom line here, and Spielberg up to 32 miles per hour, fast enough monsters that science has created - a plucky, politically-rorrect little (Sam Neil) and his assistant Ellie certainly knows how to entertain. to keep the chase interesting. and technicians, however gifted, heroine. Tim, her precocious (Laura Dem) are near the mark, but The film begins in an amber mine The movie is a well-ronstructed cannot control or contain. Steven brother, is the older sibling in the in the movie they seem to have in the Dominican Republic so as to scare machine that utilizes state-of­ Spielberg's movie gives the line to novel, who fixes the computer thoughts of matrimony, and Grant explain up front how the dinosaur the--art special effects to make it the kindly old John Hammond, a system and is the take-charge little needs to develop a more positive DNA is extracted from prehistoric ultimate monster movie - Big Birds megalomaniacal billionaire that the guy. Spielberg makes him younger attitude toward children, as he does mosquitoes trapped in amber. with Teeth, "Jaws" with Claws, movie reinvnts as merely a nice old and cuter. No surprise here. as a result of his adventures in Spielberg also sends Hammond in and, no doubt "Jaws" with legs, as man who is spared the horrible fate The most important character in Jurassic Park with Lex and Tim, person to coax Grant and Ellie they say in the industry. (The film he suffers in Michael Crichton's the novel who is reduced to almost who pesters him with dinosaur away from their dinosaur dig in the grossed $48 million over its opening novel as payment for his prideful, nothing in the movie is the chemical questions when they first meet. Badlands. In the novel this is done weekend.) It'sjust too bad that the presumptive sins. engineer Henry Wu (B.D. Wong), Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum), by telephone. Gone is the novelist's adaptation was not closer to its Hammond, as played by Sir who unsuccessfully argues with whose reservations about overture about strange happenings source, that so much of the dinosaur Richard Attenborough, is a bit Hammond, only in the novel, about Hammond's tampering with Nature in Costa Rica and the danger of lore is abridged, and thatthescieace balmy and befuddled, but he means designing more domesticated by experimenting with dinosaur migrating velociraptors, the deadly , lesson here is so rudimentary. Those well. In the movie Hammond dinosaurs. Henry isn't even on the DNA, gives the novel its moral cunning and dangerous carnivores, who see the movie will not be actually seeems worried about the island when the storm comes in the framework, is made more eccentric 300-pound killers that only stand bored, but those who have read the fate of his grandchildren, trapped movie and things go berserk, and in the film and has a yen for Ellie. six feet tall. The movie wraps novel will expect more. Certainly, in the Park with deadly carniverous his absence reduces the ethical He is wounded in the movie, as he things up neatly. those who have not read the novel dinosaurs on the loose. In the novel subtext, making the story less is in the novel, but his injury, like It's hardly surprising that should give it a try. Spielberg's Hammond thinks mainly about interesting. Dennis Nedry (Wayne the whole film, is less serious. Spielberg turns the novel int an moviewiUdo, but it's only a movie. himself and his dream. Knight), the turncoat computer Spielberg attempts to save as many action-adventure story calculated

A Unique Affair Awaits Us:

Javapalooza '93 To Entertain Ursinus

YES! IT'S ME ! T .., ~l.U6"TO" BY THOMAS EPLER You FLUSMlb TEN VIARS ~&O! On sale will be the brand new Elizabethtown College, will be Opinions Editor ~ T'MI,TMI AbVAt4TAGt! NLON"S Java Trench merchandise: mugs, t­ making its encore Ursinus shirts, co-op memberships, and performance. The band was TO ME! HA! HA! On Saturday, the Java Trench combination packages of the three. favorably received at the Java and CAB will co-sponsor a campus­ Full Moon Fashion and Mystique Trench's inaugural party on August widemulti-programmedevent. The will be vending unique lines of 30th. afternoon/evening festival will run clothing; the world-renowned Body Organizers, volunteers, and from two to ten p.m., and feature Shop will have a cosmetics and participants are awaiting Saturday vendors, refreshment, and six live facial products representative; and as a highlight of the semester at bands highlighted by the the Dream Catcher will also have a Ursinus. All are hoping that • performance of Bernie Bernie booth (you may have to see them to strong showing will bring funding Headflap, the winner of both of believe them). for future events of this nature, Ursinus' Battle of the Bands In addition to Bernie Bernie where, Bryans contests. as Laura states, Headflap, two Philadelphia-based • •People can come to hang out, and The festival, being billed as bands will be appearing. The Pox just be themselves." Whether you Javapalooza '93, is the brainchild and Paradox will be making debut bring fun or expect to find it, plan of senior Java Trench organizers appearances on the Ursinuscampus, to join Saturday's event. For more Laura Bryans and Sona Rewari. and supporting the New York-based information on how you can be part Each is looking to Saturday as a Schroeder. The Java Cups, Dan of the day, call Laura at 454-9795 chance for Ursinus to converge and Menchey's assembly of musicians or Zwingli (x246S). enjoy the carnival-like atmosphere seen Saturday night at the Battle of And ifil rains Oil Saturday, they'll that successful summer music the Bands, return to playa set. And it Sunday. you festivals b· with them. do See then. Us • based at Page 6 The Grizzly Features

Sorry for the skeletal features AND IT DOESN'T COST section this week. Stay tuned for FORTY DOLLARS A TICKET! the arrival of the REAL features section starring the new features No, in fact, it's free. Unless you consider that you paid $150 to CAB for fun-filled activities like editor, Craig "Worm" Faucher. this one. JAVAPALOOZA '93 The Saturday Behind Reimert 2pm-lOpm '.. Grizzly

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the administration, faculty, or a consensus th < student body. September 21, 1993 Features The Grizzly

What's Up In LUNCH P0t11NtC 8UI Wellness:

BY VICTOR GIL Center is confident that this new Of The Grizzly system will improve the health care services here at Ursinus. Health care services at the Wellness Center in Sprankle Hall The services available at the have improved. The reason being Wellness Center include: is that a new system of health care -24 hour assistance delivery has been adopted by -secondary transport to area Ursinus College. This year hospitals Brookside Family Practice will be -treatment of illness and injury delivering medical services to the -physical examinations Ursinus Campus. -allergy and flu shots Brookside's unique philosophy -full gynecological exams of medical practice is better suited -preventive education and to serve the typical college student. counseling In addition to serving the students -resource on college health at the Wellness Center, they have concerns; alcohol and drug abuse, rolled out the welcome mats to their eating disorders, rape, STD's, offices in Pottstown and Limerick, etc ... and at no additional expense. Ifstudents need to go to a hospital With Brookside providing the Can you draw? If so, why not try cartooning. Political they may choose any that they want medical services and Jennifer or humorous cartoons are welcome submissions to The to go to. However, if they choose Shanahan as our Wellness Grizzly. Pottstown Memorial, then the Coordinator, it is evident that Wellness Center affiliated doctors those on the Ursinus campus will can meet them there. Please make be improving their health and sure the Wellness Center is their overall well being. contacted through extension 2412 so we can alert the physicians that you are planning to go to the hospi tal or one of the offices. Students will not be charged "j'f' they are treated in either of the Brookside offices, but they will be charged if they are seen at the hospital. The Brookside staff is interested in becoming involved with what is happening to our students, whether it be admitting the students at the HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM hospital orjust treating the common THE HOUSE OF IDEAS: cold. The staff of physicians and physician's assistants are there to MARVEL COMICS help you. The physician's assistant is fully capable of handling the YOU'LL FIND AH ILL SELECTION OF MARVEL COMIC BOOKS, TRADE PAPERBACKS majority of cases and referring the AND GRAPHIC NOVELS AT: others to the physician. the physician's assistant will be SportStuff available in the wellness center from 12:00 p.m. until 6:00 p.m. This & scheduling system will allow the ComiCS students more flexibility with their 130 W. Main St. appointments, so as not to miss Tr;jnm' PA lQ,f?I; classes. Mon. - Fri. 10-8 Brookside Family Practice is Sat. • Sun. 10·6 TM & 1993. Mdfve, EmenalOmenlllroup. Ip~ . eager to help you and the Wellness All nghts reserved 9311-01

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BY AARON RYCHLING and six months after the initial Those against a mandatory test BY IAN RlDLE memorized when I was about eight Of the G'*zly infection a definite positive or policy aside from cost reasons, Of the Grizzly years old, or 2) the number encoded negative can be reached. The onset believe the test to be an invasion of on my meal card was wrong. Since "HIV is on the campus of Ursinus of A.I.D.S. may take 8-12 years, privacy, and a violation of civil The power of numbers in today' s I could get in Wismer without it, I College, " says Bob Long, member and in very few cases, not at all. rights. First of all, if you test world is amazing. To get money decided not worry about whether of a family service organization in But I disagree with Long's positive or negative, your name is out of the bank, you need an account my memory or my card was failing Montgomery County. Although statement. I found it rather not announced or posted up all over number or your MAC card's PIN for the rest of the year. no names were mentioned, and such disturbing that he put more value campus. The results are shared number. To get in contact with I did worry, however, this year information is strictly confidential, on the cost of such a policy, than the only between you and your doctor, someone, you need his or her phone when I used my card for the first you and I are at risk. Percentage lives of those it will affect. An and those you wish to tell. A number. To give you a ticket, a time and the I.D. card-processing wise, college campuses are among effective testing program could be positive test would keep you out of police officer needs to take down thingamabob went "beep!" So the top regions in the country whose conducted here at Ursinus. For the mainstream. This statement your driver's license number. Look one of the food service managers members carry the HIV virus. If example, all students and faculty may seem bigoted. but think about at typical Ursinusstudents: weeach took me back to the back room, put you think there is only one or two could be tested at the beginning of it. If you knew you were mv have a library card bar code number the card through a I.D. card­ isolated cases here at Ursinus, the fall semester. This initial test positive, would you be out trying to and a meal plan number, and to processing whatchamacallit and a you're kidding yourself. That could fmd many positives, and get together with someone? If you register, we must use our social number appeared on the screen. person you hooked up with last consequently result in cutting down did, you have a problem, but it has security number. "You don't have a meal plan," the Friday after a Reimert party could on the spread of mv. Then, a been known to happen. Whatreally But did it ever occur to you that manager said. Realizing I needed have been infected. Who were they second test, 6 months later, could scares me is the thought of people you could be the wrong number? to eat this year and I had paid for it­ with before you? Do they use again find more students and faculty that have mv are "hooking-up" Let me explain. Last year as a -and with my memory of my Social intravenous drugs? As far as that are infected. This kind of regularly, not knowing they are freshman, I received my I. D. card Security number-I pointed out the spreading the virus, how can we testing, mandatory every six spreading the most dreaded disease freshly encoded with my meal plan mistake on the screen. The second stop it, or at least slow it down? months, although very expensive, in the world. number (which, coincidentally and third digits were reversed. He would definitely benefit the health should be my social security typed in the correct number, my Mandatory A.I.D.S. testing is a of the college as a whole. Even A policy at Ursinus and all colleges number, required for working in name and account popped up, and I subject of great controversy. At though the test would be mandatory should be implemented in the near the United States). So, I faithfully breathed a sigh of relief as he college campuses where the every six months, those students future. The health of students is gave my I. D. card to the food encoded my card with the correct percentage is so high, why not and faculty who believe they put much more imPOrtant than the cost service worker every meal and number. implement an mv testing policy? themselves at risk anywhere in that of the testing program. Although managed to get in for all of last Now, I don't have a large volume "It would be a waste of money," 6 month span could get tested at any there is no testing program at year. Occasionally, I signed up for of complaints against Wismer, and Long said, "because of the two time. In this type of situation, a Ursinus. you can be tested for free a picnic or some special event and in fact, I find the whole incident week to six month time span." student could have had unprotected at the Norristown Health Center. wrote the obligatory meal plan humorous. It does disturb me, What Long was referring to was sex two months before the 55 East Marshall St.. phoneN (215) number down each time. though, that I g~t by an entire year that as early as two weeks and no mandatory test. The person, with 278-5145. If you continue to be I Then one day, I forgot my I.D. with the wrong number. I mean, longer than six months after you've their partner, would be tested on sexually active and feel you are at card (which, apparently is now a what if we did pay for each meal been infected, you can definitely the mandatory test date, and take it risk. it would be wise to get tested. sin that comes right after murder and I had been taking away from the know if you carry the virus. There upon themselves to return again in If you feel you're not at risk. wake since typing nine digits mustn't be account of someone else? I think has been a history of false negatives just four months to get a definite up because you are. so always use a in a food service worker's contract­ that person would have been a bit with the existing testing program positive or negative test. condom. -even though I pay $4,900 a year upset. And what did the food for the food service. But I'm service do with my supposed meal digressing.) So the worker there plan number if no problems came nicely asked for my meal plan out of me signing up for picnics? I number, which I gave to him to wonder. It would almost seem type in. The little I.D. card­ easier (although I do not know if it the closet observer processing doohickey let out an is possible) if instead of encoding enormous "beep!" Sowerepeated the cards with a ~although the process. "Beep!" Luckily for that could lead to problems, too. Welcome back to journalistic Anna Mae, Mickey, Laura (the note, I want you all to know that me, the worker let me in and told So, I guess we're stuck with excellence, Grizzly readers. A young one), and others are this struggling young writer loves me not to worry about it. numbers. disclaimer for intellectuals: I intend invigorating front people for nothing more than finding out a This incident surprised me. There We live in an era of to use this box as a pulpit for the whatever is in the back stirring our well-kept secret. Thus did I find were only two ways this could numbers and identifications, and drivel in my crack-fried brain. Let's mess together. I like to concentrate paradise when I came across the happen: 1) I forgot my meal plan there isn't much we can do about it. start the semester by touching on on exchanging pleasantries with Literary Society meeting on number, whichismy Social Security But whatever you do, be sure you what is proving to be the buzz-spot these people... it distracts me from Wednesday. Ifyou haven't been to Number, which I had had have the right number. You might ofcampus: Wiz-mart's Grapevine. the swarms of fruit flies who are one yet, then you need to get there. ruin your meal if you don't. No other college service must busy reproducing under the safety Quickly. There are some exciting address such a sensitive subject: of the salad bar's sneeze-guard. things going on with people whose ()pinions on campus, local, national, and international who will fill our fat guts withjunk. Those of you who write nasty jdeas are opened through their issues are ellCOlll'3geci, to attract discussion and to Their challenge is to keep their comment cards and do not sign reading. Plus, the coffee is good. guarantee a wide range of response. OPinioDSPiecfs finger nail clippings from our soup; them are doing all ofus a disservice, So like Tiny Tim said, "Keep should be 200-400 words, typed, and double~. ours is to su~fully digest the because you are fostering ill will walking. Keep smiling." And sweet animal vomit which they call toward those who prepare your when you "Fall seven times, stand Articles.received by Friday can be prlntecl'intitenext. soup. food .. .it will come back to haunt up eight." Keep your finger on week's paper. Submissions can·be delivered to the ··· Fortqnately, there are bright you. Make those suggestions Ursinus' pulse, kids, or read about Student Publications Room on the 3rd ftoor of spots. Josephine, Sara, Evelyn, constructive, kids. On another it here... in THE CLOSET. Bomberger. The Grizzly reserves the right to edit aD pieces for grammar, length,·and darity. September------21, 1993 0 pInIOnS.. lLetters------The Grizzly Page 9 CAMPUS MEMO

BY RICHARD P. RICHTER President of the College

The following paragraphs are The freshmen read Maxine Hong values in a beautifully poetic way. forever wandering. Her children are seeking to make a more diverse adapted from my talk at the U rsinus Kingston's The Woman Warrior in Kingston tells us the story ofthe did not laugh, but eventually sang community at Ursinus. Please join Day Academic Convocation on part to get at the notion of cultural ancient Chinese poetess, Ts'ai along when she left her tent to sit by in that effort with good will and a August 31 on the Olin piazza. diversity. Yen. Ts'ai Yen was captured by a the winter campfires, ringed by good heart. You are at U rsinus at a particular During orientation for new barbarian chieftan and made to barbarians. " During the past academic year time in its history. Currently we students, we heard Dr. Joyce Henry's bear his children, who, growing Kingston suggests through this we forged a policy statement on are focused upon the theme of unity­ powerful reading of the attack by up, laughed at their mother's story that we need not be doomed to human diversity, which was and-diversity. It is an appropriate Maxine, when she was a school girl, isngsong Chinese language. The isolation in our differentness of approved in final form at a recent themeforUrsinus. Here we acclaim upon another little Chinese girl. The primitives to whom she was captive cultural, ethnic or racial inheritance. meeting of our Board of Directors. the uniqueness of the individual at author in that scene told how she made a strange and inescapable There is a conviction here that a The first sentence reads, " Ursinus the same time that we affirm the physically abused the little girl kind of music with flutes in the human race transcends " race." College is committed to the intrinsic value of a coherent and because she would not speak and night after their battles of the day. There is a hope here that we can celebration of and respect for human supportive community, to which because she was ugly. The text reads: "They reached hold our particular identity while diversity. " each individual has an obligation to The scene of course tells us what again and again for a high note, we cross over a border and connect And toward the end of the contribute. low esteem Kingston as a child had yearning toward a high note, which with another identity and out of that statement we read, "In making this When everyone has the same for herself. Who was Maxine? they found at last and held - an connection we can make something statement on human diversity, racial or ethnic background and Where did she fit in a ghost-ridden icicle in the desert. The music new in the world .... indeed, Ursinus College at the same time comes from the same place, that world which was mysteriously disturbed Ts'ai Yen; its sharpness something beautiful. acknowledges the primary kind of balance between individual Chinese and confusingly American and its cold made her ache. It I encourage each of us to learn to importance in an educational and community is easy. Ursinus is at the same time? She had to reconcile disturbed her so that she could not hear the music that the other person community of the diversity of ideas seeking to diversify its student body the conflicts of her Chinese and concentrate on her own thoughts. makes who does not look like us or expressed in the pursuit of truth by and its course of study. That makes American experiences before she Night after night the songs filled speak like us or seem to have tastes all reasonable and free minds in an the making of community more could be free to develop as an the desert .... [One night], out of like ours. I encourage each of us to atmosphere of intellectual interesting and more challenging. I individual. [her] tent, ... the barbarians heard experiment with our own music, openness. " call upon the class of 1997 to join The group offreshmen with whom a woman's voice singing, as if to our own voices, our own sense of In the end, the diversity of ideas the effort, which is well along, to I discussed the book saw Kingston her babies, a song so high and ourselves, as we listen to others on is our highest value at Ursinus, I make this campus one where people the narrator as an angry, selfish, clear, it matched the flutes. Ts'ai this campus -- and try to strike the believe. It is the diversity of ideas of many different interests and confused, embarassed woman. And Yen sang about China and her same note that another person that makes our days in class days of backgrounds and interests can fulfill certainly the passage read by Dr. family there. Her words seemed strikes. Let us try to find something intellectual stimulation. It is the themselves as individuals, and, at Henry is saturated with anger. to be Chinese, but the barbarians of value in ourselves by seeking diversity of ideas that breeds new the same time, can contribute to the Yet, we found at the end of the understood their sadness and anger. something of value in someone else. thought, that makes our world go understanding and harmony of the book a story that appears to symbolize Sometimes they thought they could The idea of diversity has inspired round. May theclass of'97 join the community as a whole. a reconciliation ofconflicting cultural catch barbarian phrases about campuses across the country with rest of us in making our world go such noble goals as these, and we round. The New Wismer? Or A Police State? BY TYREE KOZLOWSKI Of The Grizzly

Is it just me, or has the Wismer run our cards through computer. fired. What does the new staff should concentrate on stopping such the Wismer comment board. Or dining experience just gotten a little This meant that students had to think, that people are trying to things as the expired milk we've doesn't our input matter? Why worse? It seems to me that since the bring their I. D. cards to get into break into Wismer? Trust me, if I been getting. Or the stale bags of don't they work on building a end of Spring semester there has meals. Well, these new machines dido 't go here, I wouldn't be eating Cool-Ranch Doritos I had for dinner favorable rapport with students and been a radical change in the beloved are quite touchy, and won't accept here. on Wednesday, 9115, or any of the co-workers, instead of running cafeteria. The first thing I noticed cards that are not in pristine But it doesn't end there. Just other complaints which I found on Wismer like a stalog? was a less than cheerful attitude of condition. Anyone that has ever because you make it past the door, some of the workers. Gone were had an Ursinus I.D. card knows don't think that you are safe. The the smiles of the once-cheerful that all one has to do is look at it new staff patrols the tables of Wismer crew; replaced now by a funny, and the plastic comes apart. Wismer, scanning for any tension you could cut with a knife. But, no big deal, right? If my card unacceptable behavior, going so NEVER TOO LATE. What could possibly be going on fell apart or I forgot it, I'd just have far as to remove flyers from tables T hink you missed the Graduate Record Exam deadline! T hink again. With the lunch people type in my social here? The answer is a brand new if they say anything bad about the new on-demand G RE ,~ yo u could be taking the test tomorrow. And see security number, and I would be Wismer staff. In just three short Wismer. When I questioned this your score the Instam you finish. Score reports are maIled 10 to 15 days weeks, this new staff has managed permitted to enter the laxative-rich action, I was toid that the flier in later, In plem y of time fo r most schools' deadlines. Call now fo r Instam to leave both students and Wismer world of Wismer. question had not been "approved." regI>tra tlon. @ Educational T esttng Service workers with a bad taste in their That was the old days. This is If the staff was truly comfortable mouths. Many of the things we now. Last week, as I walked into with their service, they would be • Sylvan Technology Centers® used to do, we can't do any more. Wismer, I saw a sign on the front able to take some criticism. Part oftht S)i",," LtanmCi C.. ltr NtlllJOn These people are strict; a kind of desk. It said that the workers would I think that instead of getting on lunch gestapo, if you will. no longer be able to key in student the students, the new staff should For example, remember when I.D. numbers. I sat at my table turn its concern to the quality of 1-S00--GRE--A.5.A.P we used tojusthave to say our I.D. watching the students trying to get Wismer cuisine, which has been on number to the lunch ladies? Then into Wismer. The lunch people a steady decline. Instead ofstopping somebody got the bright idea to told the students that if they let students from taking a quart of automate the system and have us them in without I. D., they could be grape juice from the cafeteria, they Page 10 The Griuly September 21, 1993 Classifieds/Personals ( ~i;~:;;..;~;;! -;e~;e~=;;;;';y~:;r:u;;; ;~;.;;.~;0; ;h: ~;:;z:.;;;';,; ,;;;; :rr:;y:u~ ;;-~;r") I and enthusiastic members of the Ursinus community, a chance for free, that·s right, FREE advertising. No, I don·t mean I I tthis space is for advertising your used sofa-bed, but instead it is for your personal messages to others (student/facultyl I I administration/etc.) I know that all of you understand what a personal ad is so I won't explain any further. Just be I : imaginative, be creative when you send that message to that special someone. All you have to do is write your brief, and : I I mean very brief, message on a piece of paper and drop it off in the box outside of the publications office on the third floor I I of Bomberger. I I Remember, the success of this new section depends wholly and completely on YOU!! I ~ ------_~ ___ J

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September l8 1 Johns Hop}tins ,SA\ltout';:thevisit;itlg Bears, 3 .. 0~U rsinus started the year withthree losses ATTENTION!!! at the Domino Classic at Roim,o~, Va. ' The Sports Department is looking for a few good men, women, and others! Writing , 'talent" is not necessary. All you need is a few hours of free time a week, and undying loyalty to a cynical sports editor. WE NEED: writers for men's and women's cross country, women's volleyball, and photographers. For more information, contact Sports Field Hockey Editor Harley David Rubin at 454-0384 OR Asst. Sports Editor Tom Mastrangelo at 454- 1024. Or just stop them and talk to them, for Pete's sake--they're just people! Struggles Early

BY HEIDI FENSTERMACHER Due to rain" the Lady Bears only " HAL YNA REYNOLDS played one game against UConn, Of The Griu.ly and ended up losing. MEN'S X-COUNTRY UC has defeated Villanova and The Ursinus field hockey team Lehigh, and lost to the University of bas started off its season with a Delaware, LaSalle, and to William STARTS OFF 2-0 record of 2-4. The season began at &. Mary this past Saturday. what was supposed to be a They're looking ahead to Drexel tournament at the University of at home on Tuesday at 3:30. Connecticut. BY JAY GRUNDEN through the team' s competitve repeated his best-time Lady Bears Of The Grizzly schedule. performance, and the On tap in 1993 is some freshmen looked strong again. Search for Consistency The 1993 Ursinus men's tough opposition from the The team looks forward to cross-country team, led by likes of Gettysburg, a great season, ending on a BYIANRHILE However, the team went into a junior captain Ryan Savitz, Dickinson, Eastern and more. high note at the Division m Of The Griu.ly tailspin last Tuesday, losing a match will attempt to demonstrate The season began with the Nationals on November 20. to Franklin &. Marshall, 15-2, 15- the power of a young team to Golden Bear Classic on CoachBobShoudtwillreceive Co-captainsNadine Brubakerand 13, 15-8. Margie Slonaker led the UC Last Saturday, Ursinus split a thenewly-fonned Centennial September 3, which the Bears help from assistants Neil WOmen's voUeyball squad to an doubleheader, beating Dickinson 3- Conference. won behind the overall best Schafer and Mike McMullin impressive start at the Haverford 1 but falling to Gettysburg 3-0. Savitz, the only returning time of Jay Grunden. in guiding the team through Hopefully, the team and its record Invitational on September 11. The upperclassman, will lead Last Wednesday, what has begun as a very will improve in the upcoming weeks Lady Bears won three out of five freshmen Bayard Huck, matches and placed third in their as the season's intensity increases September 15, the men won successful season. pool. and Coach Robin Asplundh Mick McQuin, Mike again at the Eastern Trautmann makes the team better Spaterella, and Jay Grunden Invitational. Grunden than ever. ** Page 12 The Grizzly September 21, 1993 ~*******************Sporb~******************* Nick's NFL Notes Eagles Win On Last Possession SPORTS

BY NICK BACCINO to temporarily replace Roger Ruzek. Williams for the second time, a 9- Of The Grizzly Washington quarterback Cary yard pass. But moments later, the BEAT Conklin, making his first career fired-up Philadelphia crowd was Randall Cunningham fired a start, found Ricky Sanders wide­ quieted by the Redskins' Reggie touchdown pass to Calvin Williams open for a 34-yard touchdown to Brooks' 86-yard touchdown run. ** TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 with four seconds left as the give the Redskins a 14-3 lead The rookie rushed for over 150 Field Hockey vs. Drexel (V & N) 3:30 PM Philadephia Eagles came back to following an Eagles turnover. The yards on theday--the Eagles defense Soccer vs. Albright 4:00 PM defeat the Washington Redskins Eagles, however, charged right back had allowed just over 100 yards 34-31 on Sunday. into the game when Cuningham rushing in the first two games WEDNESDA Y, SEPTEMBER 22 In an unusually high-scoring connected with Williams on a slant combined. Volleyball vs. Eastern @ Wilmington 7:00PM battle full of big plays, none was pattern that went for an 80-yard At their own 18, with 1:56 to bigger than Williams' touchdown, score on the next offensive play. play and one timeout left, the Eagles THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 his career-best third of the game. The game went to halftime with began their game-winning drive. Soccer at Muhlenberg 4:00PM The Eagles had just called their last Washington leading 14-lO. Cunningham completed several Cross Country (M) vs. Valley Forge CC 4:00 PM timeout, following a 27 -yard pass The •Skins again took an 11- short passes over the middle before which Williams also caught. point lead when Conklin lofted a 1- the 27 -yard completion to Williams SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 Cunningham dropped back and yard pass to tight end Ron Middleton at the Washington lO-yard line. Cross Country (M & W) vs. gunned the ball to the fourth-year on fourth down. But on their next The Eagles imprOVed their record Philadelphia Metro @ Belmont Plateau 9:00 AM wide receiver who was running possession, the inexperienced to 3-0 and have not lost a home Field Hockey vs. Lafayette (V & N) 11:00 AM across the back of the end zone. quarterback was intercepted by Eric game since 1991. They are currently Soccer vs. Franklin & Marshall 11:00 AM The Eagles took the lead in the Allen, who ran 27 yards for the tied with the New York Giants Volleyball vs. Bryn Mawr & W. Maryland 11:00 AM first quarter when Matt Bahr was score, making it 21-17. (who defeated the L.A. Rams 20- Football at Western Maryland 1:30 PM successful on a 28-yard field goal The Eagles tied the game at 24- 10) for first place in the NFC East. attempt. Bahr was signed last week 24 when Cunningham found "HARLEY'S HAVEN

BY HARLEY DAVID RUBIN but Lenny is defmitely the Most of the season, winning the East by Eagles remain competitive. they can find some consistent Spons Editor/Grizzly MVP Valuable to his team. no less than four games. The West THE FLYERS: Eric "The Kid" rebounding help, I think they'll The Phils' bench has been will be won by those Braves (boy, Lindros (he's a month younger than have a season around the .500 mark. Hey, sports fans, I love ya! (I outstanding, too. The left-field have they been hot while the Giants me, for Pete Rose's sake) will lead THE TRIVIA: Every week, I ask thought I promised to stop using platoon of Pete lncaviglia and Milt lost eight in a row!). Although this team into the playoffs for the a "Cheers" Trivia Question, that. .. oh well ,just this once.) Brief Thompson has combined for about nobody really cares about the first time in four seasons. That's no sponsored by the Clamer House of introduction for those of you who 30 homers and 100 RBIs, Kim American League, I'll tell you that big revelation. With a solid corps Champions Rules Committee. If haven't read this column before­ Batiste has had some huge clutch Toronto will probably finish on top behind him consisting of wingers you know the answer, stop me where have you been, under a rock? hits and played a solid third in late in the East but lose to the Chicago Mark Recchi and Kevin Dineen, duringtheweek. Maybe I'll mention This is the greatest sports opinion innings, and the incredible Jim White Sox, who are due for a big defensemen Garry Galley and you in the Haven if you get it right. column ever seen in the Grizzly or Eisenreich has battled Tourette's finish. Winners? Philly and Dmitri Yushkevitch and goalies The last two guys to do so were any other small college newspaper. Syndrome to hit over .330 and Chicago. World Series Champs? Tommy Soderstrom and Dominic Scott "Bull" Keith and Mike Here's the deal: I tell you about knock in 50 runs while contributing You know I have to say the Phillies. Roussel, Les Flyairsare primed for "Monster" Aceto. See? It's just what's going on in Philly sports, one of the best gloves I've ever seen My heart won't allow me to say a successful season. Besides, that simple. Amaze your friends, and yo~ read, laugh, cry, whatever. in a Phillies outfield. anything else. Besides, if they can they've got Dave Brown to body- show your family, you're in the Let's do it. Sure, the pitching hasn't been as beat the Braves, they'll definitely check any naysayers over the paper! And the C.H.O.C.R'! THE PHILLIES: They're good as they were in the beginning. beat the snot out of any AL team. boards. "Cheers" Trivia Question of the perched atop the National League But Tommy Greene was 8-0, and THE EAGLES: Da Birds are THE SIXERS: They've pinned Week is: What was the name of East for the first season Curt Schilling was 8-1. What do playing well against teams they their future on a guy who's almost Norm's secretary? (Hint: She was since ... 1983! Ten long years have you expect, each guy to go 32-1? I should beat (see: Phoenix, Green two whole feet taller than me. 1'6" dressed like the Morton Salt Girl.) come and gone, but Phils' general don't think so. Just so you know, Bay). The season depends on games Shawn Bradley is an athletic THE END: Well guys and gals, manager Lee Thomas finally my sources say that there are three which they aren't expected to win, beanpole who can shoot and run, it's time for me to go. I've got to assembled a team with talent and big names that won't be in Phillies' like Dallas, Washington, etc. I but can he play defense? That's a edit the rest of this section. I'm experience. OK, LT's only been red next year: (get ready) Mitch think Randall Cunningham is going big key to the Sixers' success this Harley David Rubin, and here five years, but it's been too "Where's The Strike Zone?" to have an excellent year, and year. Veteran Moses Malone has remember," A mind is a terrible long anyway. Williams, John "Never Met a Beer although the defense is weaker, been brought in to teach him the thing. "-Unknown For my money, there's been no I Didn't Chug" Kruk, and Terry cornerstones like Seth Joyner, finer points of playing in the paint better leadoff man in baseball than "Sure You're on First, But I'll Byron Evans, Clyde Simmons, and and having to deal with guys like Harley David Rubin ;s available Lenny Dykstra this year. He'll Pick You Off' Mulholland. These Eric Allen remain. I just hope Patrick Ewing and David Robinson for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, finish this year with over 140 runs sources also say that Mulholland Noonan Braman digs deep into his every night. Good thing the Sixers weddings, andbachelorettepart;es. scored, 20 homers, 30 steals, and will go for Randy Johnson of the pockets and retains these guys for have emerging star Clarence Just call1-800-HDR-FUNI now! deserves the MVP award. Barry Seattle Mariners in the off-season. years to come. I think that although Weatherspoon, steady guard Jeff Bonds, Ron Gant, and David Justice PREDICTIONS: The Phillies he's not the greatest football mind Hornacek, and potential in former can battle it out for •• Best Player, " will claw their way through the rest around, he'll make sure that the Indiana guard Greg Graham. If