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-1 A Major 144 liiP;1exclusive Your chance to interview W‘'1 the Prime Minister Ulm)11Aan Thriller; ElOn tallcs)o juice alioul his jieW wyrh violenue ip the moms - u6es 4 Turn lo patie PLUS: SUN RISING, DAVID ADAM, PAIN BANKS INTERVIEWED AND FULL SEVEN-DAY TV LISTINGS GUIDE STUDENT aiming for the double COUNCIL FEARS Br A,u KAU( NAT It INAL _judges ha% e voted Leeds Student one of the hest student -newspapers in the country, Leeds Student has been shurtlisted for the Newspaper the Year prize in the annual student media awards_ hosted by the NUS and The HOUSING HELL Guardian Nine other papers are also up for the award- TwTwo Leeds Student contributors have also been Landlords under nominated for the individual Student Journalist of the Year award. Catriona Davies and Rosa Prince are aiming four others who,hope to win. fire over lethal "les an amazing surprise:' said Catriona. a former News Editor on the paper. "1 didn't expect anything like this accommodation when 1 sent in niy entry." By ANDY KELK Prestigious The results will he TWO-THIRDS of the houses announced at a prestigious ceremony on October 26 rented to students in Leeds are during the NUS Student Media conference. The dangerous and unfit to live in. Judging panel is made up of Sixty-seven per cent of the 8,500 media professionals, including Diana Madill Or student rental properties in the city 13130 Radio 5 Live, Rosie have been condemned as substandard Boycott. editor of Esquire magazine. and Terry O'Neill by the Council's Housing and Urban a distinguished Renewal Committee. photographer. II would be a neat triumph In Britain, 80 students die each year in tin Leeds Student in the same house fires caused by had safety provisions week the paper celebrates its in accommodation and 40 die from carbon golden anniversary. After SO years and a monoxide poisoning. change of name - it was previously called Union Complaint News - the paper continues to A special Leeds Student survey also condemns the get bigger and brighter. levels of service given to students in the housing presenting this week an interview with Ben Elton, market. More than half had cause for serious complaint whose new play is about to at sonic point during their tenancy, A quarter of these "pen at the West Yorkshire problems were in relation to safety of the property, Playhouse Of those interviewed almost h0 per cent of those who There is the launch of bad complained about defects had not been satisfied with new special series which will the action taken by their landlord. focus on the lives of six One student. who did not wish to he named, claimed students. following them the landlord of his house was a real problem: -He did from freshers' week all the absolutely nothing to help when we had problems with the THE KLINGON FACTOR: One of the many 'Trekktes' a ay tii graduation. house. By the time we left, the complaints had still not who touched down in Leeds recently for the After half a century Leeds been resolved and he kept our deposit bond That was Yorkshire folk not Lights peed 96 Star Trek Convention at the Hilton Student is still l3ritain's lust £160 of our money which he used to do up the house so Hotel. Hundreds of delegates spent the weekend student read that he could rent it this year." what they used to be with stars in their eyes. Pic. David Smith Pre %s Gang - see page 14 CONTINUED ON PAGE 2 INSIDE: News 1-11, Comment 6-9, Feature 12-13. Agenda 15-18, Sport 20-24. Plus 20 page juice pullout magazine

2 LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 11, 1996 Members of Parliament are union Cabinet into sheer NEW Union. old boredom. bearded vice-chancellors. One known to have special paranoia. day when Gary Exec members always believe can picture the privileges. Membae of Union "No one is allowed to they ate running a parliament- Bosh. Communications Council have only one known mention what we've discussed ineniniatune a kind of giddy Officer. himself joins the hail one, access to confidential outside this morn," they STUDENT political mytown. and this of fame, his bald shining head SHACK minutes of past meetings. onlered, "because if the balanced neatly by a great This week in Britai ti's time they have truly gone to .4 weekly sketch of student politks However even this was to be tabloids get hold of it.. " The town. Gone is the dark and Father Christmas beard. denied as Hartley went off to vision of armies of nuneoat- dingy hole where Council In the meantime there was could hold the young biggest weekly retrieve them, only to return wearing sleaze-mongers meetings once crawled: in its the business of the day. parliamentarians' attention for later with the excuse: "The crawling like ants through the place a majestic debating officiously deliver el by the long. however. The new student newspaper minutes are all locked up in union was left to linger in the chamber of royal oak and woman in the chair In past grown-up version of Union the union." Expect allegations air edifying tradition. years there have been many Council included a bill NE of sleaze any day in The In fact Exec would be They had to get out of the auditions for the role of union discussing whether Bruce amazed at just how union building first. obviously. Betty Bootineiyd: several have Hartley should he allowed Guardian. They're coming Then again. if members of uninteresting even the union's Y The only alternative there was come close, but none quite personal answer machine, a most spectacular blunders are home: but will a fortnightly yelling session made it. Now at last we have statement from Hartley on the Exec are to he believed, the to anyone else. It might have ==== across the Old Bar Instead the genuine article: Education history of the Riley Smith hall union is about to knock made a big noise in the Ivo students ever they sealed on the nerve Officer Liam Langston has and a tough Question Time for Princess Diana off the tabloid Student Commons, centre tit Leeds University that same maternal yet Mat Ray on why he hadn't put splashes and hit worldwide be welcome? but hi and the rest itself, the resplendent with schoolmistressy air that up some display boards. It was notoriety, As the meeting someone had are perfectly safe pages 4-5 parliament-style searing. provokes affection and fear in hard to imagine Nick Ross drew to a close microphones and eranr1 equal measures. getting excited hack in the to mention the F-word for • portraits of Father Chrism's- Not even Madam Langdon studio. fraud that is and send the Don't let The Sun go down UNI REVAMPS TO ATTRACT THE BEST on me, says COUNCIL Tim Gallagher FEARS PAW* 0 FEATU The long and HOUSING winding road to graduation Research is HORROR pages 12-13 CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE

One landlord even claimed AGENDA that he wasn't aware that extra precautions were needed if there were eight people in one Putting your house, despite rules Which best foot first: were laid down I I years ago, top priori Concerned its shoe time pages Darren Green, VP 16-17 Administration at LMUSU said: "We are particularly concerned about this situation RADICAL proposals have been unveiled because many of our freshen by university chiefs to maintain Leeds' move into private rented position as tine of the top research accomodation rather than 7 Motty: still centres of the north. going into university fiats or statting aftei halls. They are more likely to More money is to By Assn JoNlEts overlook the hidden dangers all these years he spent on carrying Hr added." Ten years than students who have been at out experiments and ago Leeds was slightly university and visited their pages 22- 23 departments will be complacent about it s friends' houses." merged under the new future and position but A spokesman for the NUS plans. now it is really going said: "finding housing in Leeds They will also be places.- is a lottery. Everyone in private relieved of many of their The university is accomtnodation is getting a administrative already recognised as bad deal at the moment responsibilities in an one of the best in the because of the lack of decent effort to free up more country for its teaching alternatives." time for teaching and skills, and money research. awarded to it for Additional research by Naveed research has more titan Raja and Shiraz Lalani Talented doubled Iron £20m to Wm in the past few it is hoped that this years It is expected that will encourage more hie- the new proposals will name lecturers who are cause it to rise still Singing top in their fields to further to over ChOm. teach at the university which will in turn attract Attractive the most talented HOPING: Peter Scott's proposals will Students have reacted transform Leeds University success undergraduate., ON THE Peter Scott, Leeds favourably to the A LEEDS University graduate University's. pro- vice proposed plans, has sung his way to victory at chancellor for external believing thatLit ey can the regional Grand Chinese HORIZON affaire.saye the plans, only serve to make the Karaoke Competition at the which will he u ni versity non 24-HOUR Queens Hotel, Leeds, writes with forecaster Stevie Sunshine implemented fromm attractive to prospective E.'ster Conlon August next year. are the students. NEWSDESK Wing-Cheung Kong Saturday: Some Outlook for the nest step in the Tanya Mawkins, a scooped first place singing a bright spells rest of the week: university's rise to politics finalist at Leeds ( Ha- a ,our} -' It you hear anything you Chinese pop number. but but cloudy Cloudy, drizzly success. University, said "putting think might be news, do let us know. encored with the English song weather to with some "The university has more money into It could he a problem with your home. "Love story". Should he follow. Max. showers. gone from strength to research and teaching a competition you've won or a tale impress the judges at the about what your mates got up to the temperature: strength in recent years, can only be a good thing national finals in London later particularly with the hecause it will rust prey low night Leeds Student is 117C 164F i. Fon:cast k indh, interested in anything that's out of the this month. he could go on to introduction irf serve to host the day trip to supplied in. 1.eed.s ordinary. Your call will of course he compete for a six modularisation, and this universIty's high treated in Beijing in the European finals. Sunday: Dull Offiee. complete confidence, but it new restructure should position. It w ill also give Naga Munchetty you prefer it could he a short-cos to An excited Mr. Kong said and grey with mean that we arc among students in Leeds an getting your name in print... that although access to Wcuthere an Chief Reporter periodic the big boys. attracting advantage - the best expensive karnoke machines is Regional forecast showers.Max. the best brains and teaching possible and it available on Gaul sometimes limited, "The temperature 500 41'1 therefore the most funds will make their degrees Chinese enjoy Karaoke as 1621). Premium Rated to Leeds." more worthy." 243 4727 much as English people.- LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 11. 1946 3

Guard Red-faced chiefs duped by Leeds Student hoax robbed

ECLI141 guard vvas attacked and lobbed outside Lloyds' hank on Woos house Lane this week, as Miles. The incident took place in broad daylight at 111.130 on Monday morning. the first day of the Leeds University term. in the car park of the Blenheim Terrace branch of the hank. opposite the university. The NeiUM) guard was approaching the bank when a man ran up behind him and hit him on the back with o blunt. implement. The thief then grabbed the guard's cash bag. containing cash and cheques. and escaped in a black Volvo 440 driven by an accomplice The attacker is described as white, in his late 20's 5'6— and stocky. He was wearing a black bomber jacket and a woolen balaclava. There is no description of the driver of the getaway car. Police are appealing for witnesses to the crime. and ask that anyone with any information cull I .evds 21! 11087. Police hunt

POLICE are still appealing for information about a serial sex attacker who struck in LS6 recently. writes Thermos Stretford. In the most recent attack, a young woman was battered with an iron bar and sexually- assaulted in They ban you from the Hyde Park area. The man is still at large. and police have warned that it is only a matter of time before he strikes again. lie is described as being buying Britain's about 5 feet 8 inches tall, and aged between 17 and 26. He has cropped dark hair, and was last seen wearing dark coloured jeans and a dark short- favourite daily read sleeved T-shirt. Police are appealing for NINE union chiefs witnesses to the crime and have banned 35,000 EXCLUSIVE Student opinion reflected ask that anyone with any these concern._ "Why ban information call Leeds students from reading IPLINNIAZIUM41 The Sus and continue to sell 2413087. The Sun - without even paper was racist, homophobic [rivalries like Loaded'?" said bothering to ask them. and degrading to women. Daniel Woodsley. a second The controversial move Critics concentrated on the year Economics and French has led to Leeds paper's topless page three student. Design pictures. claiming that they Fourth year language. University Union being portray women as sex student Lisa Devereux was accused of censorship, objects. more forthright. "I like it and winner And the ban has been I'll buy it" she said. slammed by enraged Sun Undemocratic Even those who do not AMID the furore surrounding the controversial Sun ban we sent Leeds bosses, with deputy editor A FRESHER has won the read The Sun were quick to Neil Wallis calling it That ban has mak lapsed top prize in a national Student girl NAGA MUNCHETTY to pose as a Sun reporter and grill Exec condemn the actions of LULL "undemocratic, arrogant and and the latest embargo has competition after designing "I don't read it, but this is bosses about their tactics. She describes how she pulled off the joke pre-historic" been blasted by The Sun. Neil a new device to help outrageous." said third year stunt the reception someone from The Sun was treated to. Mat Ray, LUU Societies Wallis attacked the decision. disabled people use Combined Studies student Officer, admitted that Exec saying, "It's stunningly household appliances. Sarah Harvey. "ITS nut every day a gill gets to only implement them". One union had introduced the ban undemocratic liar nine people writer Shiraz Lalani. go undercover like this. Clutching officer even told his colleague without any democratic to make it decision like this Nadim Tahir. a first year Defiant a copy of The Sun and trying hard 'don't talk to her. she's from The mandate and that they had no an behalf of 35.0(X1 students. mechanical engineering Exec to look the part. this plan was just Sun.' immediate plans to allow the "I find it condescending Members of student at Leeds University BANNED to work. "They seemed totally ill-at- issue to be debated and put to and arrogant that they don't remained defiant, and were won the prestigious Stuart "It was funny to see just how case when they were asked any the vote. credit students with the prepared to defend their Pugh Prise in a competition many scared and petrified faces direct questions about their ability to make these stance. Mut Ray dismissed organised by the Institute of there were in the office when I actions. Stormy decisions for themselves, It the concerns of students. Engineering Designers. reminds me of those mass saying: "I personally want it announced myself as a Sun "Have the Exec office really The Sun was previously His prize was a bursary book buntings under Stulin. banned. If people want to reporter. The cagey, defensive got that much to hide'? It makes banned over three years ago worth L500 and £4,000 It's almost pre-historic. It's read The Sun they can always answers were along the lines of me wonder about what else the after a stormy general pounds worth of computer amazing. I haven't come go across the road and buy we don't decide policies, we students are not being told." meeting after claims that the equipment. across anything like it in it." 4 LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 11 , 1996 NEWSFILE OH NO WE'RE NOT!!! A LEEDS STUDENT SPECIAL Date with debt DEBT is an integral pint of today's west* according to school leavers asked in a `Students are badly recent survey. write., fort 51esearr, Over 30% believe that debt is unavoidable and almost tift`i were eithet permanent or fluctuating debtors. aecording to the survey commissioned by NatWest Bank. The sante survey revealed that parents in the UK estimate It will cost their children an average of 13.500 to complete dressed, badly university. The National llnion of Students put this figure closer to £12.000 for a three-year course - more than double the sum predicted by parents, This is perhaps one or the reasons why NatWest further estimate that 48per cent of students arc likely borrow over f2.000 mat 10 per cent smelling and badly £5M00 during their student careers A similar survey by Lloyds Bank which harks at the cost of living in a selection 40 student towns shows an alamung difference - YORKSHIRE EVENING POST in the price of a pint of lager between universities. Leeds. London and Nottingham all topped the poll at around £2 a pint. in contrast with Cardiff and behaved' Liverpool at a mere £1.30. The same poll reveals, however, that Leeds rents remain relatively low, with London again topping 1UStiCM the poll at a huge £220 a month average. LEEDS street corners are 61 A solution to the problem was offered festooned with banners and by David McLean. Head of Personal Banking Services at NatWest UK: "Parents slogans this week as pubs, shops are significantly underestimating the total and restaurants welcome back BOOKSHOPS cost of their child's education at university. the returning student which is reinforced by over-optimistic perceptions on how much their son and population. daughter might borrow, To such local businesses, students "If provision is made early enough and are a vital mainstay and a crucial plans made for the financial burden that lies source of income but to many other LEEDS ahead, parents can avoid sleepwalking into Leeds groups they are seen, at best, as VELCOME STUDENTS TO a nasty surprise either for themselves or for their children." 'noisy and inconsiderate.' The returning hordes are viewed by aemmemanin■ many as an unwanted blot on Leeds' landscape and although clubs and New flats open cinemas, bars and cafes may he initially ,.4$. 6004. keen to greet students' return with a host r A £17m conversion of a Ruiner of cheap and cheerful deals, these often brewery into a new flats complex has diminish after the first few weeks. I T opened in Leeds, writes Samantha UNIVERS Jowdil, Vagrants 0 The Kirkstall Brewery residences 32 BOO. KSHOP 144 were opened by the Earl 01 Harewood In a week when the York. shire Evening iit~ and are to house more than 1,000 LMU l'ast's student guide labelled students as a • „cc WELCOME HOME: Local Leeds businesses greet the returning student trade with open doors students. "sub species of vagrants... badly dressed. The complex is set to provide some of badly smelling and badly crime in Leeds. -Foday predominantly towards students are super around the must desirable student behaved", we spoke to By ABM JONES AND revelations that over two- them here. They pinch our salt accommodation in the country and was scores of Leeds residents to NAGA kluacHErnt thirds of student bottles but as long as named the hest altered building in this determine just how accommodation is Problems they're not violent we love These stews were summer's city of Leeds Architecture welcome those that make up substandard and that them. We value them as summed up by Vera White. "Everything that students Awards. such a large component of landlords often take unfair prite customers and they're an elderly resident in Leeds. could wish for in terms of The nine acre site is also home to a the city's makeup are. advantage of their student the biggest part of our who admitted that she ,sees entertainment is here in protected woodland area and a wetland Our special investigation tenants would seem to business." studs uls as a threat. Leeds and although we may site of Special Scientific interest. revealed that many groups suggest that they are not Union officials at Leeds have some problems with University officials say the building in Leeds are less than highly valued by the Leeds Metropolitan University Ill-mannered locals or landlords I think will case accommodation pressures on a student friendly. community in general. were quick to advise it's one of those things that student population that has expanded A large proportion of the "I know I should try not However some people students to try to get on you have to accept - part of rapidly over the last five years. city's homeowners. to generalise but to me all questioned by Leeds Student with residents whenever especially the elderly. students just seem the same feel that students do not get being a student," she said. possible and not to actively For me the good things regard students as - ill-mannered and intent on as bad a deal as is often create trouble. An Exec about Leeds and what it has troublemakers who cause doing what they want and believed. spokesperson said "Students to offer far outweigh any excessive noise and having a good time. Georgina Baker, a do get a bad press by locals. TV Warning bad ones." disruption, and it is regardless of the effects on computer studies finalist at sometimes undeservedly The Owners of the RESIDENTS 01 two Leeds districts have rumoured that one Leeds others " LMIJ, believes that students and sometimes deservedly. Punjab Restaurant in been put on alert for bogus callers after a Residents' Association has Other locals are also should feel lucky to be but we all have to live with Woodhouse. Leeds also had recent theft, writes Andy Kea. plans to oust students from often hostile and students living in a city that she feels each other so it's best that positive things to say about A car belonging to a Channel 5 engineer their part of the Leeds area make up the largest is in many ways geared we try to co-exist students in Leeds: "the was stolen from a street in Burley and by the year 2000. percentage of victims of foremost and almost peaceably." police now fear that confidential documents were inside. The papers contained details of houses to which the engineer was to call in order to Virtual classroom New media course on offer triune video equipment in preparation for the new channel's transmissions which are ELECTRONIC technology is helping students at Park Lane POLITICAL spin doctoring is not a subject Sir Bernard Ingham, former press due to start early next year College to link to their tutors without even going out of the avoided by a Leeds college - in fact it is secretary to Margaret Thatcher. has been The retuner was working in the Hyde door. positively encouraged, writes Samantha appointed as external examiner for the Park and Burley areas Police say that all A "virtual classroom" is created where students can Riddlesworth. course. genuine Channel 5 workers have blue discuss work with tutors and work at their own pace without Trinity and All Saints College is offering The course aims to make students think uniforms, carry personal identity cards and the pressure of the real classroom. They can also a postgraduate course in public independently about the role of the media in have a unique password. communicate with other students. communications. The 12 students who take politics Students have reacted with If anyone is in any doubt about the High-speed digital phone lines are connected between the the course will have a choice from six enthusiasm to the course proposals. Martha identity of the retuner. they can phone main centre and outlying affiliated cerium's. Courses available options including Editorial Information, Johnson who has just completed her ,- Channel 5's freephone number which is on through the "learning line" include Administration. Media and Information, British Constitution levels said. "It sounds very interesting and is the leaflet delivered to households in the Accounting. Information Technology, English, Law and and Law, and Law and Strategic definitely something I would like to areas. Maths. Management. consider doing."

LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 11, 1998 5 INVESTIGATION INTO TOWN vs GOWN Thomas sails into problems DISASTER struck twice on the high seas By RAFAEL BLOOM for one student whose buffeting wind clashed plans to sail back to Thomas' eitorts once twain, Leeds from London forcing him to imp ended in shipwreck. overboard. He was femed dead Modern-da_y. sally sea- by rescue crews who arrived to dop Thomas Tangv aq. find an empty hoat drifting out Leeds University maths of control down the river. Thomas was eventually graduate, decided to sail his hauled to safety and urged not 24ft yacht 'Melody' up the to continue his odyssey after it coast and into the Rivet was revealed he did not have Humber, rather than drive much of the basic equipment - up the M a position indicator. map. flares or even a lifejacket Stuck A Humber river rescue spokesman termed his Engine failure put paid to adventure as a 'lucky escape' his plans when he became and added, "I-k was eirtremely stuck on a sand bank. but he fortunate to get quite as tar as set oft again after being towed he did... the River Humber is to safety by Humber river really a very tricky waterway." rescue. However. huge seas and a Liberties taken A BANNER advertising the charges will he brought Taking Liberties night has against the offenders if it is been stolen from outside given hack. "We would like it LUU. back and would he grateful it The banner. hearing the it came buck bebire we have slogan "Have you taken arty to start scrutinising the yet'!" was taken Iasi Friday security video footage.- night Police hair been Tile offenders are asked 10 informed return the banner to the union Promoter or Ilk MOIL JIM buttdane or to contact the harmer promoter< via the 1_reds returned and says that no Studeur Thin pressure BARIBE atoll< are to Hanle for leading young got into obsessive dieting, it Leeds psychologist claims. wriri Pucka. , Dr Andrew Hill of Leeds University questioned I ?O cieht year•olds and round that being thin was very important to them - a value of sell-worth. When speaking to the British Association of Science. he said that the shape anal look of my dolls reinforced steiein:• were widely shown throughout television and iii magatines. In the sindy,.the girls were ofTered a choice of different body shapes and they consistently ehose Ihiit Iigures. The research also showed that children believe lhat tat children have IMO' ONE FOUR ALL Is tilts how Leeds locals dunk of atudeols/ Re: Leeds Student photographers Iriencl+ and are liked les< by !heir parents

SO WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK OF STUDENTS IN LEEDS? -Students aren't as had as everyone "My student tenants area t that had Be an enlightened Be part of tomorrows' healthcare makes out, Its Rot usually them who At least they pay me their rent on solutions by giving a little of your LZEISC trouble volunteer... time__ today John Tom Aslistant Manager of John Willis. The Three Horseshoes pub. Headingley landlord.

"I can't stand them - no wonder they gel "IN■I mind them: sect wally but if IQ If you are over 18 bashed about. It may not always be their just to be eseryw heir and you call free for further information fault but they deserve it." cant move for them." Michael Browning, regular Mr. Illanno$er. aged 65, drinker at the Royal Park pub. of Hyde Park. 0800 591 570 FOOD PRIZE Dancing on the net All studies comply with the Royal College of MONEY was on the menu fur DANCE is going on-line performances at the Physicians Guidelines a professor at LMU with an interne! site school. Geoff Tunsey, from the produced by a local The page will also let amiversity's department of food chance school. ii,r.irea students at the college Switch on policy. was recently awarded Citn-.% Davies_ gain information from All our volunteers are recompensed the Lamithe Ceretto Price for a The Northern School other schools across the for the time they spend taking part in book he co-wrote last yea contempor4ri Dance. world. to the benefits! our clinical trials called The Food System. which is based in The college believe The book was chosen from Chapellown, has set up that this is a great a list of 49 and is his first book the page for dance opportunity for people Lk' http://www.comingbesseIxtr.co.uk CORNING Besse!aar 1-fe received the prim of 12.500 enthusiasts to find out lind out more :bout the in hats :thou! upcoming school. 6 LEEDS STUDEN1 Friday OL-tohar 11. 19gu WHAT GIVES NINE PEOPLE THE RIGHT TO DICTATE WHAT WE READ?

Loysth Snarly an tnthiperaina newparcr %ening thu3eatt al LaanD ittennrotttan t:tuvrt%try lends ituvessny and other colhitzt in and around Leeds All .alt .14aunalba, abide by a %vile at erunduct. Ng tt o.0 have any prublerra, pkaar .altirao the FAIltot Comments. contributions sad sulpha! racism= invited. Let's slap a ban on Editor David Smith

Juice! Editor Owen Gibson

SECTRIN EDITORS Arts the moral minority Jim Riswell Clare Lister Justin Penrose INE people have ruled Rooks that The Sun is Jennifer Matthews N too shocking for the Clubs students of Leeds George Hunter University. Consumer Affairs Britain's best-read Jennifer Matthew. newspaper was removed front the LUU shop three Fashion years ago; now, without Clare ard.: Clare Listerster even a token attempt at consulting students. Features Exec has decided the ban I ointa .11 .1tmr,tilt should slay for good. Clair The union's moral Chris I .vattheak.: guardians will Mike Pilaw congratulate themselves for sparing us LISOngs Murdoch's polluting rag. Joe Downie We endure no longer the daily torrent of sexism, Music racism, xenophobia and Hen East homophobia which seeps Owen Gibson from every page. We have Piers Martin been able to walk round the Chris Mooney union secure in the News knowledge that we won' t Abbie Jones be forced to read a copy of .tridy Kelk the current bun discarded Shiraz Lalani by some uncaring soul. Chief Reporter However, in the years that Naga Munchetty have passed since the union ran the Sun out of town, have Pictures we really noticed its absence lItr Sun ban is a classic Willem Liven front the union she's es'' Has example of this small- Deputies Vein, iruetn.un•nal otilapsee mindedness, It has had no Pete Cotton I h,,in,,pltobia been effect. except to perpetuate the Nick Lee na.11sdic.l IT ,111 the union'' image of union leaders as self- The answer to all these righteous and self-important. Production questions is, of course. -Na". Murdoeh's empire has not Steve Cooper The ,ic,:isitm to han the Sun collapsed. Students still read olive,- Quinn k■as taken by a hunch of sell • what they want, but if they Eleanor Rose important liberal thought want to read The Sun they Kate 'loon police Its subsequent re- have lo buy it from enforcement has been somewhere other than the Science conducted by a similarly imbues this hunch with tin of grandiose, bloated spent on getting their house in union shop. Das id Adam unenlightened coterie who use added insight that forces theta pontilication about the way of order and making sure that our It is time the censorship middle-class snobbery as tin to protect our precious Ivory allowed a money is spent on providing was over-turned_ LUU should Sport excuse for censorship. the world which grow up and stop telling us Zoe Feller The policy insults the Towered eyes from the harsh union manager to allegedly the best-s aloe facilities world the plebs have to pilfer a quarter of a million possible. They should what to do Alex Gubhay intelligence of every member Paul Wilson of the union. Unlike television endure pounds right under the noses abandon futile and ridiculous Total Football and radio, where )ou can of all LUU's Tristrams and schemes where they wield no Tim Gallagher is a former Leeds Student, in Koti (')hone-Djan stumble across something you n the tight-knit world that Jennifers. power and end up looking Editor of /994-oi find offensive. the net of is Leeds' student Esec's time should be stupid. Chief Sub purchasing a newspaper Icommunity, members of Tom Miles amounts to an act of consent. Exec all too easily get an over-inflated opinion of If you don't like it, you don't themselves_ There they sit. Leeds Snidest: web site have in buy it. Simple as that. Oliver Quinn It is not the union's place to believing absolutely that they Trj harness some kind of special San coerce its members into its DEPARTMENT HEADS value system_ The union powers: that they are able to 1.ou•, v been shut out by union leaders but Leeds Stud, hi still stunts you to hale your say. should, and for the most part change the world. Next to the Now s no can Vale for or against bringing The Sun bait in union shelv es - and make a Itusine.ss Nlariager does. provide a forum for Palace of Westminster. Capin d statement not even Exec members dare ignore. Just dial one of the numbers below and wait I 'e'en Whiteoak debate. ideas and culture Hill and the Kremlin. LUU for the result next week - a vote you should have been asked for a long time ago. It is also incredibly see themselves as a leading player un the world stage. Or I)irector of arrogant of nine people tit so it would seem_ Bring The Sun back to our union Communications dictate reading habits to What else explains debates (iciirge Ruder 30,0(10 others. Hui it doesn't YES stop there Cann he LL ■(.1 to try and resolve the Middle East conflict and a campaign Editorial hotline: knows something that the against Lloyds and Midland Banish The Sun from our union (0113) 243 4727. three million people plus who regularly hut) Thr Sun don't? bank. Fni sure the Hong Kong NO Advertising hotline: Perhaps all the experience and and Shanghai Bank group weep into their pillows every call Helen White oak sageness that comes from tato call rill cow no morn than lap night It is precisely this kind on (0113) 231 4251 running a students' union or 0860 488 543 LEEDS STUDENT Frwlay octoberit,19516 7 1/12 r-iet LEEDS STUDEN SA Ira Hard truth its home

THE news that more than half of 1: student houses are dangerous to live in will come as no surprise to many. Students who can sus their accommodation is problem-free can count themselves very lucky. Complaints range from the trivial to the serious, the kind of niggles you would expect when living in any rented property. But the majority have a genuine and valid concern: for their own personal safety. Students, of all people. are particularly vulnerable to houses which are an absolute menace. Sometimes they suffer the worst consequences of all - each vcar some 120 deaths are caused by unsafe housing. Whs.? Because .nitre landlords simply don't care. They Paul to take the necessary precuations because they know students are a soft touch and 'The pound is safe from Brussels bureaucrats"Pound? Remind me what they look like' will let them get away with it. Repairs and safety measures mean cash - which of course they are reluctant to spend. And when some push ii too far it's hound to end in tragedy. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Action It's time the Government toot stronger action in the fight against this often hidden crime. The universities in Leeds. along with the housing agency Unipol, already have some initiatives which are to he applauded. Bur their etimpui gni must be itrpped HP it The X-newspaper future trayedies are to be averred. for the letter At the end of the day. students must also be (---- )car Editor. around doing nowt Dear Editor, on Monday of Friday aware of the pitfalls of living in a private house of the week It's for, or supposedly tor. nights programmes. Many freshers at LMU have already settled AFTER reading your working your in- AS vice-President Another mistake - need I in somewhere, since the university does not What's driving you crazy' otherwise fact and fun- experienced hole are off Communications I feel it go on' provide hall spaces for everyone. Need to get it off your lilted paper last week. my and earning some money. is my ooh to speak on lends Student :s juice Returning students are also likely to he angered demons kept This attitude. I'm afraid. behalf rf the students of pull-out guide to the living in rented properties for the whole of the chest? Tell 40,000 people returning to your music sickens me to death. for it LML1 about the serious week's TV is an essential year, about it by writing to Leeds pages, wtienst I is people like Owen who error that occurred in last pan of any Leeds student The message this paper puts out to all of Student and letting off discovered some may just tool the 'mat week's edition. coffee table. Please can them is this: if safety seems an issue, kick up as steam. 'snippets' of useful world' a pmblern when Deciding to have an you ensure the editing of fuss, starting with your landli ad or the union welfare service. You could get your information from your they finally escape evening in on Friday. I sat this section is performed Brit-pop loving joumo. 'dream world'. That is down with a few cans with the same eagle eye name in print and even If in doubt take action now: someone Owen Gibson. unless Mummy and awaiting the arrival of that is scanned over the has to fight back against this ongoing scoop a cash prize. It's a After reading it Daddy have a say. eh?! stars of The X-Files to rest of the publication chance too good to miss. several times. it has appear on Have I Gat disgrace. Send your comments to: dawned on me that the Angst-ridden ex-Leeds News For liar. you can Jim Evans man summed up in one Student journa, imagine my disgust when VP Communications, sentence the main reason Dave Han I couldn't set my eyes on I.MUSU Leeds for the boat race? The Editor for the public to despise the lovely agent Scully. RADICAL change is alixit at Leeds Unisersity Leeds Student newspaper students. No Owen. the Editar:s reply: Why then Willing to let this little reply: Fair New plans for restructuring are intended to Leeds University Union summer is not fix 'getting is Owen a Leeds Student mistake ride f then looked eiraugh, but ur least Leeds boost the university's quality of research. PO Box 157 some sun'. 'getting Music Editor and you, fonvard to what appeared Student hasn't fallen fin- a There would he many advantages in earning \\...._pissed' and 'loafing to be a number of repeats Princess bi boos. Yet. Leeds a reputation as the 'Oxford of the North'. A friendly and easy atmosphere would nut LS1 1UH necessarily be one of them. And while research is crucial so is teaching. or fax: If it wasn't Mr Hampson, who was it? let's hope the new regime would not forget the (01131 246 7953 university's obligations to students as well as I WAS interested to read in last and coonlinated the student this issue as a cynical publicity acadmics week's Leeds Student that Keith campaign against the proposals of exercise in the run-up to a general Chaltly f s not Wives for the better, or email: Hampton. Tin' MP fur Leeds the university and Labour-run city election in which he stands a very [email protected] k North-west. has decided to hack council, It wasn't Mr Hampson real chance of losing his scat to the 'community groups' in the who colleted over I MOO student Liberal Deinix:rats. The end of an era or if you'd like to speak to campaign against the proposed signatures on a petition at ONE of the great enigmas of Leeds student life 1 , Bodington playing fields Bodington, or involved students in David Freeman the Editor in person, come over: the gentleman whom some know - not a developments - several months the local residents' demonstration Democrats, LUU unkindly - as 'lumphead' will haunt the at any time to the editorial little AMR the end of the nfficial outside the. Town Halt I I - LI building no more, office, upstairs in the inquiry. It was LUU Liberal Democrats Editor reply: Nat that the Lib He was gently asked to leave his regular spot students' union at Leeds It wasn't Mr Hamps. on who first who stood up for students when it lkins are keen an getting free near the TV following a summer refurbishment broke the news to students. It Metropolitan University mattered. Mr Hampson has missexl publicity from the playing fields He must have spent more hours in the wasn't Mr. [Lawson who set up the hoar and is more interested in affair of ertillIVe.. (City Site). building than almost anyone else down the years Never mind Nelson Mandela and co - what price a new honorary president' OWN GOAL: Yorkshire bowled out? TUm to page 22 for sporting bite 8 LEEDS STUDENT Friday °clot*, I 1 996

Leeds Student: Your Ia Ier first with the 13i name interviews ANY QUESTIONS FOR THE PRIME MINISTER? or the first time in abolishing the student grant. you in your university library or the lack oce, tor r British history the could be persuaded to do the of home-grown talent in British many. unthinkable act at Me ballot 1'auhal I. I real ,ciks 7leajtvc, Prime Minister has box: vote Tory. if you're feeling angry on behalf F Or are you more critical of John of the millions. who have suffered agreed to be interviewed Major than ever"' Is he the grey figure poverty and homelessness under this by a student newspaper: of mediocrity so often portrayed in Tory Government, then vent that your newspaper, Leeds the media? Do you blame him for the anger now, Student. hardship you may now be suffering, All you have to do is fill in three John Major is keen to woo and when you see tramps begging for questions or fewer on the fomi on the money what do you think of his tight. cut it out and submit it it, Leedv 2. student voters away from their promise of a "classless society"? Studenr before the closing date of traditional support for Labour Now you have your chance to gni/ October 18. At LMUSU you can drop and will put his ease in a series the most powerful man in Britain on it in at the City Site hilopoint or our of in-depth interviews. the issues that matter to you. editorial office (upstairs). Al Leeds University Union you can take the With the General Election just eeds Student is inviting each form to our business office or leave it a few months away he knows 3. .L..reader to send in three questions to at the porters' lodge, Alternatively time is running out if the Tories he put to the Prime Minister. We will you can post your questions to the are going to make it live wins in a select the best of them and punt the following address: row answers in a later issue. So where do yob stand? What did Questions may vat) from the Question rime you think eel the Prime Minister's seriously political to the downright Leeds Student newspaper NAME: pertOrmance at this week's cheeky. You can quiz the PM on Leeds University Union Conservative Party Conference? Is it European fishing policy or whether Kt Box 157 TEL: possible that, given Labour's swing to his son likes taking Ecstasy.. Leeds the right and policy in favour of You can point to the lack of hooks 1,51 rosin

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Quite rightly MPs air up in arms about this. attempted to portray him as an TRANCE events wouldn't recognise them, their Oh nothing to do with the evil demon in the national press plants have died and the tragic waste of such an afoot in but the similarities are striking. curtains have been in and out opportunity. but the fact Blackpool last I think most students probably of fashion four times. But that the wheel's passengers week. No doubt like Mr Blair. and most certainly ignoring that fact. what sort of will he able to see into Seven stranger things in want him to win the next election their offices..• perhaps a precedent is he setting here'? (despite his recent U-turn on Bournemouth this one Will he goad John Major with while looking down at the student grams) but he does seem funfair of Parliament but for me the "you're not singing anymore-- to he trying a little too hard, He across the Commons? Tell Ken they'll realise they've been endearing memory of mph up at reconi company taken for a ride the political conference Clarke to "come and have a go if meetings (managing to mention season was Tony Blair he thinks he's hard enough:. or the Stone Roses in a recent gleefully chant "he lies. he's hen,_ speech). shakes hands with entire nicking the climax to got questions up for rent." to Neil cities and is even booked to open his speech from the Hamilton? the new Stoke City superstadiurn woeful 'Football's Of course he's not alone in next August (when they make drawing on popular culture for their long overdue return to the coming home' song. political inspiration. Who can For those who may have top flight of English football), forget John Gunner's Ronald Labour deserves a chance at missed it, it basically went McDonald impression or Norman miming the country and Tony along the lines of "Labour's Tchbir's increasing resemblance Blair deserves his term in No 10. coming home. 1974. 1964. to the Terminator. But football John Smith he ain't but neither, cgs? 1650- jor whenever they thankfully, is he a John Major British politics seems to he actually managed to win an eally and music don't drifting the way of US-style election If 1 know that was rreally gel but politics and personality analyses, and this is then but it could be again. football clash worse than a where Tony Blair should (i•am. Labour's coming home.- pissixl-up group of freshers and Most people agree that. barring a Well for a start Labour an elaborate traffic-cone disaster, Blair will indeed he PM this time next year but Labour —JANET NATIONAL— DIAL UP BSFIVICS haven't been 'home' for so sculpture. Take David Mellor. please and disaster have been frequent long that their neighhom, Of course Tony Blair is bedfellows histoneally. many of UNTSigNeirr AINIC1 merely trying to appeal to as them tragically self-imposed. To many people as rxissthle in his his credit he has refused to he UNET tun barn allied l's umano.ohor than runs crusade-like election build-up, but drawn into the childish muck. Ws.:ET netu•el lordLus LK 1.:nl•orsittes 'Lytton; to raking so favoured by the Tories. provide. dut up olt-rwta to the She {mimeo .end to 'Min Os' taw this is one stunt which eimid have sort the web *nod mind. re use 1 guy cod oth•t nrelLonL backfired badly. but he can alToni few slip-ups in There was a teacher at even the coming months. His school who behaved in exactly emotional appeals to the British TI-10 SERVICE OPTIONS the same way. He was usually public, and smiling parodies of Full Internet Senior II-151 • Ith•nlwek) to the trstltlral' young, perhaps in his first Middle! and Skinner, must he •orrtt'r U•N.F1 o.torrt a. 4LIIIAIrct EaornetelF ii,n thousanda leaching . joli and really believed carefully balanced with hanl of wets Lr.1 has a high reral.tunn I,1r relsolUhro and pen-Immo. r that he could 'like relate tn the politics it' the notoriously cynical tt male.-, u•n• I.•/•; FT • ■111.•71,ripmat Itrd• h, form-Lle hnd. kids. Yes he was cool. told the British public an't to see It,, wNiir Inirrmt ant ) Mb ol pemknal weblip.ate chess the odd dirty joke and joined thrinigh his transparent rhetoric. The Tories may he !Al down I ANWT Unontolloo Semi.* tlebi - clue in with their conversations about semi r.. rev ti.,. flirlihrn ,m lir IANVI not•••■-tt• dt we" Id.51 RED TO RED: Blair and Labour Ian the fa girl in the sixth form. but with seconds rCilliiininF but Blair own C011ittcliont It■IMF rstoi of the fillertlet so wader 0.i s. Alex Ferguson, manager of New everyone laughed at him behind can't start celebrating their defeat Manchester United. his back. Admittedly no one just yet. It you want • reel:tow 1.■AIM V0,1 tat dInt “r mom, h•IANET direor ICS II your inure"* ‘n roplursno; and mann the witIrr interne then the Pn; hewer is for you The Flis tonne awn oi WS including VAT and th: ICS coda tAA,15 4131mIliading Death to the fashion killers for twelve n..11 tits nuns Thew rnren• dm avolnble m SA-. end nalt at nnannotn! In•11101,.. 01 wither M.cahon FASHIONS change, styles pockets or nasty embroidel street. proudly displaying thee and ft...ran•1c come and go, but apparently without this addition. Why do 'West Midlands Serious Grim • one aspect of chic design they insist on including Squad' sweatshirts.: Such HOW TO .JOINI remains. Anything and "Genuine authentic 100% clothes remind me of those (-)1 ir;r4 a Ourni fmm tour Lauveradv motor( print everything has to have a sorted all-purpose sportswear" 'Mum buying your clothes to, e rli si 9 i' /ro il' No.a. h114* r viwur m441401 fury {eat One 4.1"Lit hIrril ridiculous slogan or statement labels on something which is you' days of primary school tart d *tamped to pin, you're a stitaknr or tali inalriban emblaranted across it. plainly not. And why the The irLi—Vs in 11:71 01 Send 11 to U-NET with our monet, The favourites are sport- preoccupation with America'? approved or related. tar anything with the "LAPD". New York Style' or as cool and streetwise, also): http:/ /wlvw•u-net.net/services/janet/ word .authentic' in it. Hmm. 'San Francisco Fire Service'. with polo-necks, day -glo WhnET .f U VF1 1.1macd. Wirringtag, liumors5 Park. Lrrtig Lam nice. It's hard enough already Oh dear. Is such infatuation socks and those woo-woo • Warrongion, ['helium L'k,. ITN EttSV Interim! A c cS• to find a shirt that doesn't mutual? Do the residents of sirens that made your bike Telephone. 111125 4.11144 Fa,. (11473 tO31f47 have naff buttons, dodgy Los Angeles walk down the sound like an ambulance email' kimululta-net lint 1 0 •L E E STUDENT Friday Octcbe' t I 149• TIME UP FOR LEEDS CRICKET AS YORKSHIRE MOVE TO NEW GROUND Wakefield stops all play at historic Headingley ground

YORKSHIRE County reliance on E.2ti million of EU and lottery money is Cricket Club have BY NAVEED RAJA "unreliable" and could yet fall abandoned their world through. 4 famous Headingley often seen at Headingley. Reaction to the move has ground in favour of a Yorkshire's President. Sir been mixed. Legendary I awrence Buford. said he new 'super stadium'. Yorkshire fast howler Fred believed the new surroundings Trueman called the decision "a Wakefield's ground. 4 at Wakefield would attract "a sad day for Yorkshire cricket." unofficially called 'The better type of spectator- Cricket fan and Leeds White Rose Stadium'. is Desperate University first team captain over 15 miles away from the Sam Ctutnw was MOM positive. present Headingley site. A He went. on to note that the "It will be a shame to leave a representative of the club move to the new ground would ground with a traditionally explained that "Wakefield he the first time that Yorkshire great atmosphere and where was the best option to go CCC would own its own Bottum achieved his greatest forward." The reasons given ground and that it was time to feats. but the facilities offered move. Chris Hassell, the Chief were the involvement of the by the new stadium are the way Executive at the club, said of forward." Wakefield project with Headingley 'The facilities here Plans for a 'Yorkshire world renowned stadium are desperate." cricket museum' were revealed, consultants that were The Leeds project was beset to keep the memory of employed in constructing by objections to the chosen site Headingley alive and the new Test match grounds around from various environmental stadium is hoped to be ready the world. such as The groups and governmental for the year 2000. Supermarket Wanderers in Johannesburg. departments. But Leeds chain Tesco's have expressed It was also claimed the Council did not give up hope of an interest in buying the current move to Wakefield would curb keeping cricket in the city by Headingley site which is now alleging that Wakefield's the crowd trouble which is for sale. BOWLED OUT: The cricket ground in happier days. Pic: Pete Cotton IN THE BAG AT SHOPS CONTACT LENSES

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LEEDS STUDENT Fnuay October r i 11 RENTAL ROW LUU SUPPORTS FRAUDULENT COLLECTION FOR CHILD OP BUBBLES UP A LEADING rental firm has come under fierce criticism this week for alleged inadequate service and poor `Sick' crisp campaign was customer relationa. writes Naga Muni:hefty, Disgruntled students are claiming that Radio Rentals failed to deliver goods satisfactorily on numerous occasions and then refused to just a hoax - union fooled offer compensation to those BY SiiiRAz LALANI concerned or help to rectify their problems. Some students A PRONIOT1ONAI. scheme that received the have since received money for backing of union bosses has been revealed as the inconvenience caused but many believe that it is too a hoax. little too late. Posters plastered Jane Flower. a history across the Leeds Life-saving finalist at Leeds University. University Union claims that she had to get her parents to intervene in order building claimed that appeal could to obtain compensation from Walkers Crisps have the company after the washing agreed to pay for a baby machine she ordered failed to of someone connected be merely a arrive. "I couldn't get written with the university to confirmation of a verbal agreement from them and then have a lifesaving practical joke was told I would have to operation in America if claim the whole campaign accept the situation until it students managed to was a vicious hoax and say was resolved because there match the baby's weight they are "aggressively was nowhere else from which to hire a machine," she said. in empty crisp packets. investigating" the fraud. But students at Leeds Hitches University are outraged Unethical that the union was Lianc Langdon, Education prepared to support an Tiggy Irish, Services Officer at LUU, also appeal that has been Officer at LUU said: "We're experienced problems with the prepared to help out if that's company, She claims that she branded by some as 'emotional blackmail'. what it takes to help this also met with a catalogue of baby", but angry students are hitches whilst trying to hire a Walkers have totally claiming that any such action washing machine and believes disassociated themselves would he unprincipled and "Radio Rentals are taking full from the posters. They unethical. advantage of the fact that they "I can't believe that the hold the monopoly —1•40 union would get involved in washing machine hire in thr , env no-PotIpt something like this" said area.- David Cheyne. a third year IK.14/1.efi gaitei Fo.wit 1.11331ta!Isme Radio Rentals have blamed English student at Leeds any problems on a breakdown Raced 10 no tar ihr.vivoinion shwa/ Ivrt iia IF311, 01. It University, -It's like they're in their computer system. but call e 0, t11 , ,,IFT it 'AC saying 'Buy these crisps or deny any claims that they are 111. 1-411.1 • • '" the baby gets it improperly capitalising On These sentiments weir • • . 011'1 • their position as Leeds' 5111 - echoed by others_ —They ban •• • icy I leading lure company. A Nestle products front the spokesperson fur the Him 11 ■,1.141. union Ilt•c;11111C at their said. "we have unfortunately habymilk lailicies in the third let down some of our um Id and then they are customers but we can assure prepared to get involved in ■ students that we are not at all 4“1-11tP1.. IF 0 11`, 051 111. somethine like this. it's sick," indifferent to their needs as Itcip k. 111LICh said first veal Combined •■=i. we couldn't live without their Studies student [Myth HOAX: The posters appealing custom " Losuick for cusp packets were The company insist that Prittessor Richard West nil plastered around LUU. they are trying their best to the Institute of Medical Ethics rectify the situation with the Walker's deny they were also condemned the union. students. They claim to have involved. saying All's not the was that GUILT TRIPPER: The kind of image that was used to lug at heartstrings by those offered marry nit their pie. Caroline Penry-Davey we like to do business." spearheading the hoax campaign customers compensation in pc Caroline PenryDavey the form of free rental arid special offers Robber roadshow lumphead' forced PLAYHOUSE Number of foreign SECURITY experts have teamed up with police to protect students in the city. DRUMS UP write% Ands' Kea West Yorkshire Police are out of union home NEW SUPPORT students increases concentrating a specialist team A HOMELESS 01,111 a ha taking iliteal asaloa hotaeo.-1 t SivErtsrry offierala ale exclusively No." On the numerote. thefts that has been living in .1 Union and the man was forced 10 HUNDREDS- of people of all deny ine that chins RP increase He added thia increasing the students fall victim to ever% intake fits with the university TV lounge for years has leave . awes pledged their support for the the numbers of inlernational day, mission to he an 'International been booted out of the very Deputy House Manager crisis-hit WCO Yorkshire stirdenls arr.• purely for Imancial A roadshow specially buildtng which has become Alan Hill described the gain. issues Judith Knikhr university', and that home ursanised lor students will Playlinuse by attending an open his home, topare% Joaroio decision as "necessary and day; write.c Samantha Jowelf. The 'lumber or loreign students can benefit from the include displays by the police, different cultures available. Henn, llrias0113able but said that Backstage !OUTS. live nitisie student, currently at Leeds the mounted police, the fire CIO out ot There ure plans already The man, CUIMUDY1)11, the matter was resolved and children's games were University stands at 2,1 service and Leeds Universon. known ionemesi LULt TV "peifectly amicably" 22,1Xlii and there ure plans to underway to set up an newly created dog patrol lean among the tett-Ai:dons at the day lounge regulars as Student% have reacted raise ihat figure: iii an e.tinuut el International Students' Centre in The emergency service . which was aimed at raising "Lumphead", w as often with mixed feelings to the money for the thetuv by showing the Parkinson Court. to provide campaign will focus on hod, David Raker, head of the more support ae•viLes for them. spotted in and around the news. "I hay e seen hint off the fAcilitits ai the complex. personal security and property- David Belk from the Old Bar reading the paper around and he seemed quite This week, the Playhouse was univemity's International Office security as well as fire Departmental Support Unit and watching television and harmless, "said Andrea awarded an 1-X8.0(X) lottery grant said: "with government cuts in prevention and safety at work international admitted: "the aim to increase is rumoured to have a life- Hillman, a second year •by the York.shire and Humhersitk education, All of the displays put overseas students is mainly for long union membership history student. 1 can Ails Council but only a grant recruitment had to be looked at will he aimed at relayoe insanne generation purposes as Continual complaints appreciate that people may from the Arts Council us 0 ittiNC- funding is diminishine. students who may feel nervous governmeni has imposed from perturbed female feel threatened by him but I Stabilisation Fund will secure its The financial considerations are the on arriving in Leeds for the Ii nails on recruiting home students and union shop feel quite sorry for him future. important, probabla more so first time. managers led to the Union really." than anything else, but not students." 11

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Pick Bye words to describe yourself. "Oh my God- there, that's three. And open-minded. That'll do." Why Leeds? "Because it was local, and because I thought it was a pretty jamming place." How did you feel when your parents left you on the first day? "I was a bit upset at first. For the In-st half hour you don't know anyone. but once you get talking to people. it's all right." Most embarrassing experience during Introweek? "Al the hypnosis show, and I was walking down the steps to the front, when I. fell flat on my arse. I landed on some bloke. And I suppose being put under hypnosis as well." Did it work? "No, not really- I think I was a hit too cynical. It did a bit, but there was no way I was doing the Can Can!" Best moment in Introweek? Name: Hillary Miller "Going to Up yer Ronson, and seeing Jeremy Healy. Country girl that 1 am, Institution: Leeds I'd never seen anything like that before." University Did Introweek live up to your expectations, or did it disappoint you? Course: Management "I was impressed with the night events, but during the day there wasn't that much on. I think twenty pounds was a bit of a rip off for what was put on, Studies and Maths especially as we had to pay for other tickets as well." Home Area: Whitby What do you hope to achieve during your time in Leeds? University Hall: Bodington "To live it up, and he an individual_ Oh, and hopefully get a degree." What are your main anxieties and concerns about University life? "Making friends. I'm a hit concerned that I might fall out with everybody, and end up on my own. And of course I'm worried about whether the work will be OK." Where do you think you will spend most of your time at university? "Bodington, because our hall has more going on than most."

Pick five words to describe yourself. "Friendly. funny, alcoholic, conscientious, reliable (laughs)." Why Leeds? "It's close to home." How did you feel when your parents left on the first day? "Quite happy actually. I haven't felt homesick at all." Most embarrassing moment in Introweek? "Getting off with the taxi driver. (Laughs for about five seconds.) He said he'd take 50p off my fare. (Goes into hysterics.) I was very pissed, OK! Yeah, I think that counts as the most embarrassing moment." Best moment in Introweek? "Meeting my friend Jules." Name: Joanne Davis Did Introweek live up to your expectations, or did it disappoint you? Institution: Leeds "It definitely lived up to my expectations. It was just hectic. and I got a Metropolitan University cold because I did too much. It was actually a hit bigger than I expected. This year's new students will be ti Course: Literature and didn't think I'd do something every night." History What do you hope to achieve during your time in Leeds? Home Area: Derby "A degree hopefully. Make lots of friends. Have a good lime." and over the next three years Lem University Hall: Kirkstall What are your main anxieties and concerns about University life? "Not doing the work on time. Not having enough money. Not getting my Brewery Flats loan in before I need to pay for my accommodation!" Part One: Beginnings - anxieties, a Where do you think you will spend most of your time at university? "The pub. (Adopts innocent tone.)In the library studying, of course." Words: . Fresh

' three years' time, this Tony Blair, and the belief that a Labour ryear's freshers will don government might provide a more receptive ear to student concerns. eir mortar hoards and However, the Labour leaders recent capes as the class of 1999. revelation of plans fur a graduate tax. and talk of the grant system being completely In doing so. they will become the abolished, has only served to increase Pick five words to describe yourself. final graduates of the millennium. financial fears. Over the next three years. "Relaxed, easy going, enjoys Leeds." Whether or not they finish their Leeds Student will follow 19% entrants Why Leeds? studies under the same system of firm both universities, as they attempt to "I chose Leeds because it's quite near to where I live, and it's a big university funding as was in place when they cope with the ever increasing pressures of - I wanted to conic to a big city. Plus a lot of my friends were here already, so student life. began their I'd heard a lot about it_" course is not so How did you feel when your parents left you on the first day of term? rmed with a dictaphone, a set of "I drove myself up here:- certain. `Main worry This last decade stily drawn up Most embarrassing moment during Introweek? questions, and a "please talk "Losing my pass. Oh - maybe it was being totally searched going into has seen the about university numbers of school to us" smile. Leeds Student Megadog. That was pretty dodgy." went out cm Tuesday leavers entering Best moment during Introweek? life?... Money, morning, hunting for Leeds' "A dance night at the union. I can't remember what it was called now The higher education newest. After getting a few beer was pretty cheap, and they had some good music on." rise from I 2 per puzzled responses from Name: Richard Giblin money, money, Did Introweek live up to your expectations, or did it disappoint you? cent to 40 per cent. some. and causing blatant Institution: Leeds "It disappointed me a bit. There was quite a lot going on, but there wasn't Consequently, the offence to others topologies to those third years we so University enough variation. I thought it would he bigger, with more people about. It was cost of money, money, suggested tingin Course: Economics all right." governmental heinously be freshers). we came up Home Area: Peterborough What do you hope to achieve during your time in Leeds? funding of higher money.' education has with this group of six first University Hall: St Mark's "A degree! And to consume a lot of alcohol." years, and interrogated them nithlessly on rocketed to the point where the next Flats What are your main anxieties and concerns about university life? their ambitions, fears, and rust experiences "Money. to be hottest, And finding my way about- there are so many people decade's freshers' free education can no of univemitv life. here, but I suppose that sorts itself out." longer be guaranteed. Unsurprisingly. the predominant concert Where do you think you will spend most of your time at university? Financial insecurity has been a constant was money. Hearing .1 fresher in only the problem for students, but with this increased "In the bar. It's where I spend most of my time anyway." second week of their university life talk percentage of school leaven entering higher about needing to apply tor a student limn.. education, difficulties are set to worsen. that they could pay their accommodation. Consistent government reduction of student les, is perhaps indicative of the extent of grants had led to hopes being pinned upon °Oil@ ffloef/ 1 dup3 ffODArigllDolng- t=1 lltd8g.cgdi 7c 7 rtaw FIT IS Of vi 'mite 114AT You WILL EMI.. THE 0.my ROL( WHO 00 ARE THosi %Imo Lholt 4404

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amuel Butler once said that "Every Fancy a laugh then? Comedy abounds as the stand-ups hit the town...or spend Sman's work. arts whether it be literature some time at the film festival as we review the best of the rest on page 7 or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself' Quite, for I've always pictured Mozart as a magic flute, or Shakespeare as a merchant in Venice, and sure thing, Tarantino's clubs movies are full of himself, in more way than one if you know what I mean. But have He is influenced by Catch 22', and does not think that The you ever wondered if books what you like reflects Wasp Factory' is weird. lain Banks shares all on page 9 who you are? So instead of you are what you eat. how about you are what you like culturally. That makes me a serial murder,a drunk, and a intervie prostitute judging by the fact that I loved Seven and Leaving Las Vegas. not to mention that I love Hemingway's hooks - shall Ben Elton, the "serial talker" I shoot myself in the head. discusses just about everything in or that 1 adore Friends on TV - making me a single, this fast, furious and fascinating lazy, and beautiful person interview, from Mary Whitehouse to - well two out a three John Grisham. Take a deep breath, aren't had...And as for clubs: if you like Ritz,vc. hold fast to your seat, and prepare does that snake you a to be swept away in a whirl of cheap drunken tart, or if you like Basics, does that ...Popcorn on page 10/11 snake you a pretentious drug taking dancer. I feel that we are somehow getting near to the truth.

It's certainly true with Miss lectures, watch Call my Bluff, read you stars isongs isn't it? We all and peruse your full listings for the week ahead has e that special love song in a relationship, or perhaps we're single people and listen to 'All hy myself' every night. Take That fans certainly needed double. but there's no bitch from hell - God 1 their tire relit, and as for fooling me. hate her. Oasis, their fans will look Nt hilst these are only This only just scratches buck in anger at their short-term abductions. the surface of soap opera devotion to such morons. there have been any lunacy. Hut with this Fantastically this number of more sinister horrendous catalogue or theory applies to comedy long-term ones. The poor disasters in seemingly ton. Sarcastic and sardonic old Robinson family pleasant suburban satirists adore Angus c'mon seems to have been Australia, who would Deaylon, although if especially afflicted, what ever seriously choose to you•re the slightly less A u,sic soap operas. actress, the nest day by a her with Scott, Lary and live there? mature type you might Moon a doubt you'll complete moose. Poor old batty mother and her so- Res erley's heads hosing And another thing: with laugh more heartily at spend more time Lots, how stupid he must called friends. been switched with the characters dropping like Paul Merton. As for liking pretending to watch them he not to realise that his This phenomenon is not most hideous looking Hies, hos+ come Helen Ben Elton, that must mean than you do attending partner shrank a foot. only confined to replacements without Daniels is still on the you are smart, or lectures 'hut hey, drastically changed her Erinshorough though. anyone noticing. Lucy loose? according to some a smart- Communications students hair colour, and became, Not to be lest out, the X- managed to come out of It ass. can at least pretend to be oh. at least twice as files script writers have pretty well though. All in all though. the doing so for research embarrassing. Not only obviously been holidaying as aiding puberty. and "Juice hotline theory is great, meaning purposes... I. was it 'Louis' that in Summer Ray too, what looking nut half had too. that as I love this week's C • mun , how stupid do seemed oblivious to this with the alien abduction And yet user in the hay call 243 4727 juice, I must he nice and they think we are? I mean miraculous of the true Selina. Okay. Pippa Ross changed from juicy... take Cheryl Stark. one transformation. but so she's slightly more being everyone's at any time , clay she o as played by one were her mutant children, convincing than Chefs favourite Mum to the slag Clare Lister Friday October 11 1996 musit the 0 d ■ SingiM Remember The Cult? They were one of those die-hard unreconstructed rock n'roll ( Single of the Week) bands who lived it up in L.A. Mainman Ian Astbury mouths off about sex, drugs and... Oasis. DELIA CRANE kicked off her slippers and listened to the master story teller

Audioweb "Sleeper' (Parlophone)

Rock guitar, a hip-hop heat and a very chilled rapper gives you "Sleeper- and it works. This is one of their best singles to date and as such is well worth investigating if you're a fan of anything adventurous or experimental. The hest single of the xkeek hs tat.

The Supernaturals - 'Smile E.P.' (Parlophone)

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DeepOish - Slaygoldrrangiers (deconsruction) rom the day I people would expect IL to be I hand, which was a hit pie-in-the- apply so much to the rock hands, wanted to leave was never promiscuous. I've sky, then I actually met him, in but to hands like the Chemical The record sleeve was stuck shut. The hole in the always been pretty monogamous. Liverpool. This was after The Brothers. But the kids like Oasis. centre of the record was so badly produced it The Cult, it took I'd take out my sexual Holy Barbarians had started, and it's the first time they're gonna stuck to my turntable. Was the music worth it ' me five years from frustrations in terms of drink or, I told him about it. He was really get into music, so I don't look F down on that - in fact it's great Soften the edge over a candle until easily that point to actually very rarely, amphetamines. I've flattered and I was really hem and turn it into an ash tray. walk out the door. I was never really liked cocaine or flattered that he was flattered. that Britain's gone back to anything; I've never really tried y'know? So there's a certain guitars. I think The Cult helped Shale Ama - You're The One I Love unhappy for a long, long it." amount of respect from that to create art environment where (Freakstreet) time." The sexual pressure on you generation that makes me think guitars became acceptable "I'd really given up on must have been huge. "That's there's a part of me in it." again." British R 'n' B? It's not very good is if' living, I was really cynical, one of the things that destroyed These days , when he's over Have you met either of the depressed. I'd put my head me. 'cos it was really difficult here, you're more likely to catch Gallaghcrs" "Yeah. I've met Reef - Place your hands (Sony) I hrough a window and not resisting that. but I had my own Ian at a dance club, shaking his them a couple of times, once at care about the kind of damage sexual issues to deal with that arse to Underworld or The the at the MTV Awards in Paris. As much as I'm sure that fans of their debut stuff went hack to when I was a Prodigy. than any ROCK hell- Liarn was completely off his that would happen to me or will not be disappointed, I know that no new fans teenager. Psychologically, it was hole. When he's over there in head - it was just before he had a will be made These funky rockers have added anyone else. The more insane fight with Michael Hutchence. I piano and a screaming woman to their record in it got. the more successful it think it was over some girl an effort to diversify their sound.(which was became commercially. stuff." A pause and a big grin. pretty much exhausted on their Ist tilburtil.The Billy [Duffy, Ian's partner in 'I completely understand "Probably Patsy Kensit. That's result is that they're thinned. Only curious fans of ,rime in those dark days] used to what happens when you're 23 Reef's 1st album will buy this say to me 'it must he good, ifs why he did it' years old, you get a mouth on really hie' and I'd say it's not yeh urcisliiyou start to believe your own Fun Lovin' Criminals - The Fun Lovin' good, it's bad, we have to get out Criminals (Criminals Who Love Fun) Ian Astbury on Richey Manic Somehow, this doesn't strike .•I this -cos bigness and greatness me as Ian Astbury's style, not are two different things. Black men wearing gold. singing about how - He very difficult for me 'cos I was America he'll he hanging out in even in his earlier career. tie's black they are and how much gold they cot. What pauses to get a couple of beers being stuck in Vogue magazine the buck-room at Johnny Depp's also remarkably realistic about eke do you need to know'? "In the beginning, w hen we and dragged around model Viper Room in L.A. with the his future: "I don't think I'm ever This follow up to the catchy and interesting I irst went to L.A.. it was just parties as the pretty little boy.. likes of Dennis Rudman (where. gonna gel that massive media -Scoohy Snacks' is all too foomilated and is tin' mental. When we got there, we just couldn't deal with it at all. I I'm reliably informed, all the thumbs-up, that's never gonna the die-hard rap fan only were staying in this place called became very self-destructive." action takes place). happen." In an industry that the Tropicana Motel, and it was Su you understand why someone So what do you think of all disinters the past at every The Beautiful South Rotterdam (Go Discs) like a wall cut drug dealers and like Richey Manic would want to this rctm Britpop that's around at he's probably right. But there • prostitutes_ These tour girls escape from it all? "Yeah. I can the moment? "As a fan. I think much planned for the future: a typical acidic northern pip fayry from these turned up in this big American completely and utterly its really important for us to possible future collaboration lot able rogues Apart from there's a bird singing car and said they 'd come and understand why he did iL" Ian move on from the '00s, I buy the with Shaun Ryder, a single in the take iiN Out, and WC on it Sons chaps, we've seen it till heron:. said 'we looks momentarily troubled, with records, but I'd much rather see Ewan McGregor film and a don't even know you'. and they a palpable sincerity. Mote beers these hands operate without second LP with, I'm assured. , aid 'some friends of yours were all round. constantly being compared to the more dance and jungle elements By Karim Akel and in town last week and said you How do you see yourself Kinks or The Small Faces, even to it Don't give up on him yet. Tom Paterson acre arriving and we should take fitting in this brave new post- though there's a legacy there. I sou out.— So, all sex, drugs and rock '90s world? "Post-Cult. my think this generation's got so The Holy Barbarians first rock'n'roll then'? initial idea was to go and gel much piirqs! tor it in terms ()I LP °Cream" is out now on -Yeah. but not as extreme as hold of Bernard Butler and start a originality May he that doesn't Beggar's Banquet music 4 / and the blue Geneva are one of the bands to name drop at the moment. And they're not from Switzerland either. Appearing out of Aberdeen like a dream, this fab five piece could well be the latest fop pop sensations. 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17neva couldjaKsibly the most hyped band of this year. II seems that everyone, from 0w people NME and 'Select' magazine '.al. about yitu 'two CDIs cOglarAilaii two yens o064444 lirAPAUJOS*4111141 to 'the Evening Session" want th.a Its what Wimita.44116 to make them the Next Big you are doiue yourself thing . "Only volume wise'. do they Quotes about the band range reckon that they will ever be bigger LhJ b.. from Andrew's voice being -Tim than the Beatles !. so Buckley sings Nirvana" to the 'Their music is much along the "dariling and slashing same vein as bands like the guitiuists"and songs that will -take Longpigs and Radii ihead. although your head off-. Sc, should we it is hard to categorise them believe the hype!. through comparisons. The only First, their history. Geneva have thing that is certain is that the, _IRr had their 'wilderness years' .as definitely away from the 'mole' they've been around since 1992 mainsmim. When asked to (although then they were culled di..,scribc their music, the band 'Stnitish".). Formed in Aberdeen looked a bit baffled for a while, and they did about 20 gigs trier the then Andrew came up with the idea next couple of years but began to that his voice sounded like "Ella drift apart due to dispute=s over how Etigcrald on helium", Well, quite. to progress. It was only in late 1995 Their music was then variously when a demo tape found iiS way docribtxt as "dark", "bittersweet", into the offices of Nude record., t at and"stormy- by various band which point the band were living in members. five differ= cinmi that things St), having just finished touring began to happen in a big way. with the !Machines, what sort of The band members are Andrew rock Waill antics had the Blue I vocals). Steve (guitar), Stuart blokes got up to'? All I got at first iguitar)• Keith tliam) and Douglas was that they were -really nice (drums), Last week they supported blokes" However, as the beer the Bluetones. and when I met vontinued to flow whilst the band them they were three hours away waited for their souncicheck there trim their Am gig as the support was a far more risque- story that tar Suede. Great things seem to be emerged involving the end of tour beckoning. party . Mark Bluetones, a groupie THE Atibt-M... began by asking them if they (blonde apparently), and much too were worried about the hype that much alcohoL Okay, so any Suede can surround new hands and gossip to divulge then?. destroy bands before they've even Stuart said with an air of mock • started (e.g. Menswear); "the confidentiality. "Bren's honom line is always going to he favourite colour is black". Oh well. (Me whether people like you, and we cheers boys. hope we have a wee bit more But give Geneva a chance. ...2tiltxiii,s.isoui,v,ty a:4)44414 ErAiLicAu.s. substance than Menswear" Andrew They still think that music stated. He continued by saying journalists aren't cankers. and that. at the end of the day, the band they'veonly just hit the "we could IWAN IN1161# *MAUS just have to "enclose themselv es he really big" world. They'd soon away from the hype" and learn how to spot when a ultimately:-its not what other dictaphonc is stilt finning... RELEASE DATE 14TH OCTOBER 1996 Double CD Featuring: Nu Colours 'Desire' • Ada Dyer "You Make Me Whole" • Funk Essentials 'Only You • Innis. City 'Do Me Right'

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Although MC T-Bag style- liking a hit of a dancing was a bit crap. and at the end of With new found chum and challenge) to the tenty hit. lights the night quite a few people said casual as you like, and launches novelty kind of way. and hard enough to make your e)e.-. and full-on dog-decor. it was blues legend'. RI. Burnside into some cool ass solo. Sadly. "Wail" storms along on its %QM', the night Was it mix of there have been better going to he a night to remember. supponmg, the evening's never CAM trance and techno with lots of Megadogs. there realty is enough in a support mighty riff, but apart from these The Aloof. Spooky and proceedings don't exactly scan ages, good noises and infectious nothing quite like n set that goes on for bloody the rest of his new material is Michael Dog's set were the with a hang. Burnside is 78 Jon Spencer is, putting it frankly uninspired. His highlights of the night. and rhythms. The Aloof were great years old, performs sitting to listen to but hard to lose a to: Sarah Monk bluntly. a cool bastard_ Having theremin sits onstage teasingly, although the music was at lanes down. and is prune to rambling written one oldie best U.S, a frustrating reminder of former incoherently - between some of albums of the decade (1094's glories: it is indeed said former Bust_ the most uninspired solo blues The Scientists present Orange), proved himself as one glories that prevent me from Scientists Of you'll ever hear - about the slating the win ge shebang. themselves as liver escaped of the most entertaining live time, "when we was pre" tic. acts around_ and spent much So to you. Jon Spencer, I Sound - 144 Or convicts from another dimension. poor), Not the most promising using hip-hop as their earthy means time having his name dropped say hum your fucking blues opening for a hand I remember by the likes of the Beattie Boys, collivtion, spend some more Bust (Downlow) of communication . Along the way as the most exciting live ruck they've abducted De La Soul's his cralentials are impeccable. time with Rufus Thomas (see What with all the trip-hop. and roll band in We world, cr. Unfortunately, this time "Chicken Dog", the hest. song drunfribass and jungle to have original producer Skiff A nwlm. ever. but this album, unlike Stakes Is round he doesn't have the an -Now I Got Worry"). play come out or Britain in the last To he fair, he's saved material to him up. despite -Orange" to yourself. and couple of years, one thing seems to High, comes in much harder, with from being completely heat lines rather than hush lines and his boundless energy and remembtx the good old days have been forgotten: hip-hop, It is unwatchuble by letting his band enviable charisma. "Now I Got when you could write a decent hip-hop after all that gave birth to an aggressive, though not occasionally accompany. him. humourless, vocal style. Whilst this Worry" is shown up lobe the tune. alt of them, in one way or another. when suddenly his songs sound distinctively average album it And don't come back until So now, three years after the last does not sound as truly original as okay. and. hest of all. 17Y having Ufian Species once did, they has c is. And he doesn't even play the ou've written some inore. truly great British Hip-hop album. an unremarkable lisiking hest AIM: hunt IL chosam to avoid copying currently harmonica player. who Utfian Species Listen. The ■ -Flack Shit Up" is funky in George Abrahams by Rafael Bloom Scientists of Sound release 1.4.4. or fa hionable trends in US rap. which v1/4....:ccastonally saunters oreauee, is very much to their credit.. TA_ '2 ____ 1 Desperado Dir: Roberto Rodrigas short changed Stars: Antonio Banderas WHAT was a mildly engaging film in the Money's short and nobody thinks you're as cool as you think cinemas because of its much you are. Maybe it's time to save some cash and see how it's vaunted action factor proves to be ridiculously really done. JUSTIN PENROSE watches Mr Cool's latest offering tedious on video. Desperado Antonin Banderas is a loner a ith a grudge and blows up and shoots lots of people in Get olio exciting way's. And that's about it really - now there's an interesting story. Al least Quentin Casino Tarantino and Steve Shorty Buseemi's cameos alleviate the witlessness a little, if Dir: Martin Scorsese Dir: Barry Sonnenfield only fur a regrettably short Stars: Robert DeNiro, time. Joe Pesci. Stars: John Travolta

he king of cool iS hack in the latest Tgangster mOX ic with a difference. As well espite the fact that who's watching who and TV is continuing Thivolta's the lavish excess of when. rags to riches journey ails LISTINGS: THE Casino has lust De Niro and Pesci'?" D Win also amusingly his attempts to get :Way from web. The outcoMe just isn't some of its immediate double act is the life Or a hard man and into going to he pretty. SEVEN DAY appeal now that it has triumphantly self- highlights the absurdity the world cit. Tinsellown_ Fir Quality perfornumees GUIDE appeared for the small titArm:HI e as they try to of Tinseltown heads (lift° LA with the aim ol From DeVito Russo and screen. this does nut break the system and A great cast. sparkling collecting, a gambling (kiln off Hackman all add to the film's detract from its being an ent tinily break script and a top of horror B-movie director appeal, while a sparkling script Plus Dan John ahsolittely stunning film, themselves. Guess w hat. performance from Mr Harry Zumn (Gene Hackman). makes it a must for video is (AI ‘, "rill watching it really is a hell on earth. on the week's I ravolla all make fur au Instead ol re-arranging Zinun's viewing However, all of these again without the visual and out there in Las face Ott Ili decides to lend his entertaining night. in, do not make it a classic film. movies on TV distraction] so you can Vegas. in the desert, no clout to his next production. The action centres But seeing the man himself wind hack the difficult one can hear vou scream. The problem is that around Chilli Palmer r who strut his stuff will make you hits and figure out just Essential viewing. everyone wants a piece Turn to page 12 else but _lift Travohir? I and of the realise this is Travolta at his action resulting in a tangled very hest.

aikuiCie Friday October 11 1996 arts 7 Com c capers Tampax, oral sex and secretaries make for a strange mix, as ZOE INA SEYMOUR and DERI THOMAS sift hrough a set of stand-up comics

t was refreshing to see a him so appealing and gave the female stand-up who show its power and dynamics. Ihas more to her The audience seemed to he material than tampax and permamently on his side. weight problems, and so in although he always remained two steps ahead - remembering Enright started the first any jokes was a nightmare, fur Newcastle Brown Ale he moved in fast and with such Comedy Night fairly humour. that barely had a joke amusingly. passed before the laughter of the Followed by Dave Gorman of next had usurped and topped Mrs Merton Show lame, the that of the one before night became packed with witty Overshadowing the female anecdotes. cheeky ad-libbing side of this comic duo night, Gorman drew praise from all and priceless one-liners, all quarters, and won the laughter delivered in his distinctly dry scale. This man has talent. style. It was perhaps the mixture of loveable schoolboy charm Newra.%tle Brritun Ale Clinted% and cutting sarcasm that made Night, Leeds University Union

omething was moment. audience: it's another to actuan) wallowing in mediocrity, you memorable skit was probably het shame she ploughed on with her definitely. up. Our The audience was largely be the target were suddenly reminded why rant against flat stomachs and double entendres: amazingly, compere, Gena young and black and soon she Anyway. first on was a nervous you came in the first place-, M this how to snare 0 slim girl's navel when talking about secretaries S had reverted to stereotype. black lady whose delivery was tilt had case. to he amused. The ring with skillful use of a woolly she even managed to to make a N'ashere, made her entrance men were well endowed and that it even made Devon fundamental difference was that jumper. play an the word 'dictation', and then informed us that were never on time. white people Malcolm look impressive. I'm she could act, and furthermore Last on stage was Barb= sorry. Anothir half- because we hadn't clapped didn't know how to party and afraid her set was about as had an act. as opposed to Carlyle, ominously billed as hour of oral-sex smut and the fervently enough first time were polite though not. I'm memorable as her name At least laboriously reciting her lines 'New York Bad Girl'. She starred shave was C1.1Infilg kw. I 1 IV ) to an around, she was going to afraid, polite enough to laugh at the audience was encouraging: if parrot-fashion. Similar to Dawn by trying to get the audience on end This time we made sine we leave the stage and try blatantly unfunny jokes_ I don't there'd been a hint of hostility French in both style and stature, her side. but unfortunately being clapped very fervently as again. know who in the sludienee should one suspects that I'd now be her material wasn't particularly shall. white and male I couldn't otherwise the Compere could Oh dear, Just leaving the stage have been most insulted by her writing about rabbits and original. concentrating on quite relate to the calls for respect have been making her entrances would have sufficed but Ms. generalisations. but at least we headlights. Next up came relationships and cellulite but it to the 'strong, black sisters' in the all night. Yashere then proceeded onto were united in the fact that all our Lorraine Benloss and it felt very was polished and most crowd. I suppose you could material that was so recycled you intelligences were It's one thing much like when I went to see a importantly. well-delivered. She describe her AA as 'toilet Up Firm! Conedv Night, West were left expecting the Green not understanding some of the Pulp gig and they appeared on knew that stand-up comedy is a humour' but I think I'd prefer to Yorkshire Playhouse Action buss to arrive at any references because the humour is stage after having been supported performance, something which is shorten that to just 'toilet'. directed towards a target by 'My Life Story' - after all too often forgotten. The most Putting Vim's Huhn Sanders to

Leeds international Film Festival: Brothers in Trouble The Pick of the Week dir: Udayan Prasad Stars: Om Puri, Angeline Ball

fit nouble. a Is made to kel Wittig-for - Eh &papa( cult. A sat-1104e liImcl tUrri ada'tted by objecting to -such a of Brinsh ciru:n7IL classic tali Right. Rol-rett Buckler Nom inarriage and told that CrIplfe,•go(Prie thriller strfliri Winds up who has seen Abrhillah Hitsetn'>. novel muslin' woman would do trig screen when from clumsy die etion; but them tifla RCikIM 10111TIC. anythuig tiir hern, grabs enough to their powertill However, with the player, the Amy itn:tr!• roll strange art I ra anplicabai plot Complican4m4 anFre -mien ,Naecc 03111111NC (111: toing hews Spader. Jeff 'pane taus tumor Raw. ITIC and a prudominantla• eittnic !almry eventually reks for her tftict.1" ).(.0.111:0 11,-4 bartiels and Teri Hatcher, the :ea ;hal tlxrlrts tat; rime:Hai suoptared hutibasta sof story rrnmi have gotoethima Monday - Ann Fare 'it Line. get !rli UrSell t,1 tls. A .1 Litt 4.103 winning the Best futin-t girring Ins it just to get them ,,1Id.- hi .1 r11 itorc.!1:2 Jul ')scar is not !maid Firraign film ( ilteetil inimiemlots it r.k;oirj 412 11111110i1't 1-.11.7.1.y.11 the ?nark iif a great It'etInc.sclay - f.,aith-rentitn.1 Alwriy, tii „r dismal h•ardoe Itrarse and .11.)%ei. ■vo. aril %%intr. this llottito liFags film, in tit, ewe the prestige Anoallet r.,, lar oe ratratr. lap.. lee 61-•t oat:: Lit the W6iiiM wonderful of the alkalil is rightly titre torus Yu•irslitvi.i Alter ttri Ale:telarc idol h slil%k ind scent'' UI Ct .I rt.Nsi.entlitig to lade in II.14 I ti tilt» aboui anois on Earth instil-hal. With a stoat; hoe ..lie;.ests IssatteQ northerc. hie it doca atitms 'Isat znen fiutelful feivale presense Iltnaughont av•iiil :Ile war. a gTnot, • hiratster..-. 1:\ en up onse ideas %.lui create ndi and the eon' is told IN% Aim inra. ir pz.01-711: lit.' .1114. I., j ar h V.I1 11 1.1 Ilan tinileventued tot :lie ts, ininguiny. eitichiaa 4.‘ melt as starre eau:anti tiara retelr.d Stir, VI 1.1k lit litc it a Ilnnl the 'Ica t , label pooling be;attittil srtas )-• ii re ilk! ..]-1.11.1', h 41.c '• 'IL' -I s 01•1.11101i arranni a51. in;litrils I ik'n Ili,' ho lit- ill .1,111.111 H;. .7 . dale 11.. Sags! li - f Ire ater IL T her morrT 111' . I 1;1011 Edward Woodsvaril {Iles': ul rig 01• hilt 1q.',1,•1 [II •flki I.•1 111'11 1.• .carrlirng nil- J. LOIdq.11.LLS {ht. ;•!i•!11_, Itrli‘.ereart 1111.-, 1111 1.. ailmsoat I l art 10. friatitirai ki•A vjr1 I rata* Scottish .111 1 Lucy Worsley isle nt but the se:116 LI, I lards up 'alto 11:4- reeri these Ben Cook clubs Juice Friday October 11 1996 8 by the time you go to bed it's Monday morning, does it mean that all the This week's stoned moment: If you get out of bed on Saturday and stay up all the day into Sunday, and sleep on Monday, when you get up have you slept for two days in a few hours? Uredd) way through Sunday you think it's Saturday, and thus when you do actually go to bed and Get the fuck outta here...

/ iu London . cry tillfig I!, .i tube ride away. Distance wornee numbers on a map. And travelling to I me club ism estate,' as ale. IT'S THE LONDON WEEKENDER! nth So, finding The Gallery high advenisat and listed in many llidiraine& raised Sometimes you just have to get in the car and go. And where better to start than a questions about quality. but the word on the streets of long weekend in London? Heavyweight 'lubber GEORGE BUTLER tells all. 1 A.Indon were all so Nein vt. that doubts had to he either he sur. lllll yr. eorairmal or denial ,. Everyone is in And so it he, Sornennee T Ibiza, but when you arrive at a dub. o hen you've only got instinct sets in. Estnt bailie a few days to party you enter. you know, you Ms( ahe' do you go but know. People are blazing the big smoke to iutside. hind not from access a diverse Travelling Ttme Nol -Journey by DJ, Justine Robertson ehemicals), there's an an or pallet of clubs for a expectancy and queuing is no lull on UK weekend? Road rage. Jams and not the of sound alike mix ( ts, -"•\ problem, especially in the It's the end of !music-al type. Where is the because thanks to Robertson's heal of summer. The door is and Leeda Studer/ has remedy for all the stress of talent. JDJ manages to separate pleasant and shucked when I)een invited to travelling the not so open toad? itself from the drab eauldnin of we ask to stand outside, I 'titmice Russ at the From this week Leah Student tither mixers. Two hours of -Never had that before'. N inset Underground. is putting together a diverse mixing flows through the whole ,:arne the seply. As we enter cart is set to be there mixture of albums for that pre army of dance styles. so check it ■ lie hostess hands over a el I o:30pm for the and past club drive. out for yourself and next time playing card aka the invite Interview we arranged The appropriately named you feel rage creceping upon you pass. Turning it over I see the on Monday, but we Journeys by DJ is the first turn up the bass and turn doWn Ling of clubs and smile. On are the wrong end of ‘,„...cthviotts choice from an arra!, your temperature. doe way downstairs - the dub the M I. and already at is in a basement and very the wrong end of Tall Paul bangs one out at The Gallery • this July worn mat mask) long -ray smile turns to Cox continued another sleepless down. Tonighte sets are by nominated. intrigue_ Timmins the venue. week. her the set. Cali Coss lookx tike a non who has lust tun a nest n. I ask turn tow an Resembles a cavern, it has an Tornorroa 's papers Darren Emmerson - Emmerson leaves. ,,,,„rview.„,, Fr says he's Owing at Leeds soon Hut before he is %.01 II, MUM he And so fli• London mom. Lstd, Valens its Ilionegr Bair a 'Mc Wiwi Underground_ three days after underground aunt. It's dark already sit on the shelf one of the names of Cox winds it up and A Weekender nild begins. the l'as And thus The London Weekender is brim Si', I guess welt have to do II all dm', .ind moody, though strangely and already the Underworld. the then slips in Born but nest tune hes in Lords guess what. wsr're Invited ton Its a; eopm. Thursday_ feeling of isolation creators of Born Slippy once again welcoming. Lasers travel The weather is as hot along in time to the beat. and anonymity is Slippy and Pearls Girl Standing in the middle as ever, the motorway strong in the mind . et in: and of course of the dancefloor is drawing you in. until the heat full of terrible drivers. tells yid to leave this We leave 11 ieh and Carl Cox. Darren weird. It's like an and time 11l the we're in the club. The plays first. The sound advert. Cox looks up panicular kitchen. Upstairs is essence. Four hours IT'S BACKWARDS the ever-so exclusive VIP- Velvet Underground is is hard, pure. very and claps the crowd, later I arrive. Kings Cluunregne bar. Everyone the type of club you much a fusion of hard they go ecstatic. It's a Cross, to meet friends Friday is the offiend start to the eel:ken& and it's going head-to- tries to get up there and most want for a Thursday. house and techno. By scene of euphoria, it's before heading into head against the more popular Saturdae. New nights have sprung succeed. and it must be for it's intimate being 1 i :30pm the clubs brilliant. From now on the city. Already. there up everywhere, and this weds in the first of a series on the local ,he giant-fan. Meanwhile the similar in site to The filled with around 300 he owns that record. is is noticeable cultural same Mr Friday Night, }IRIS )1( It /NT\ . cheeks out ft 's Obvious .cull air room is chilled for a Underground. The people. Many sit and no one else should change. Tune seems ,'Mange and with three levels decor is hold but wind down, while play it irrelevant, the only IL., choose from very quickie not too bright. those dancing are The set ends and How do I read this article? it's Obvious: get a mirror. way you know you can find a comfortable The already winding up. we set off to some it's evening space. anonymity Not knowing what suburb south of the yrit luothiw turf ,IsieoZ zbwa.l ni zdule :wee leeel is because The sound is good. the has to expect the river_ The suns up yodeairlw gnillnoqcputu alai on in anitraureeutt mew the i i its even better. as Tall Paul atmosphere is before we hit the al nwob agami tnshuls trll'..5milaob lertirmel suns makes the crowd stand up surposingly pleasant, sheet In the afternoon bi-11 mil dub orb .ensIzoq 5;11 ql.l .gniel oz toi zanotesemoe and take notice. And that there's no feeling of the remainder of the ear; inarbo eionw afro/mini 01 of butt btu norm:41'mi sane crowd is a strange one. being out of place. weekend is organised. aleaw izs..l ,wollot of Indoor 5n0 Mtn barium burl at'ait.s8 seeming to alter over the there's no attitude nor Friday is The Gallery tient ern to anyin 3ninoqo soh enurse of the night One any feeling of being Experience. Saturday eeuorloiaW trfT is yenabiztn e mute its hard, then just another sardine is Malibu Stineys. but tins aionend flaw too karate eay , then mixed. in just another tin. to be honest, it's fast datenrit 11115W Before you realise it's all Then Mr Cox becoming a hazy 11715 ,onrf-Jtoi .efoefrual In' '.liter and it's manic. arrives the other blur.. brae rt3ibial aril or IIA .azuorl The toilet is always a side of a Kiss FM sib e.s aninetie lo )!, Kx.1 place tan judge a club. special. The grin is BEST CLUB GOE;\ erli beneneuti tewoult \s I step in the mixture of wider than ever, the -loch to eileollixi evibegeer: ,,...cents and sexualifies is music as free. But he's TO THE GALLERY - •rsomulov vburd remarkable A transvectite on a clean and pure tip SEE OUR 11dt:ix/let, e' Aeew ziriT hitches about having no ala Emmerson, BULLSHIT ON IT enieelq bolin LU zsu quemil minor while another bloke Meanwhile Darien ACROSS THE .e.teism aria Rani eitell dliw b5:4;earki n 4/41f11 moth-poi-nu starts ratline about the Emmerson chats about Iliw entanD !inlet] nod' bus eeeib bob yristnnirtz gallery's great nonhem the mercury music PAGE art dub wh 01 en imutot sd blow.) sno ok4 atmosphere. and says he's awards, and how he's the weekender uoy 11.7./E1 .Dilitt•tr ol bugler! loth ban ,euneV (nth its is'/ been to Leicester. I laugh and impressed by being ‘continuos next week} inane-mei:I ben; nu s'ui 19I5 trill Ii muds net tell him about Leens, he gets ire beigeexe nth° inelleexe ..onfused and leaves, but 1 eurnyd0 t II ner1W .teetuoe etke his point. a dliw ?.nn I end ni Tio boded Already its 63U, the sun IN the world that wits s .e.gtsrfa rieleel mini fez sett shilling into the chill out FLOOR FILLER remembered with DJ leeieum lit tins lists lean ebbs' room. We wont ILD dance on. Dashing Dick beymie yllenfl nab colug but realise Saturday nigh, \ j nteeeig-feve tint ebiztuo awaits_ We hit the strode And I said freak, And that was the story. Le Freak by Chic. 1978. Alessi 2(1 core , eieddule von ,eizum wagd and its still the guaranteed/It/or But its brilliance lies . minded by the sun. At the finer rhr night • e. Upside clown & back 2 froont narti vtorn nimbi but= orlw nine ,ratite leads of gallery the world of disco. The world if dressing glams acting extravagantly ruin d ni 4rtiob tins enter( punters stand arountL then] wildly. You'd he sitting 1/4:tent-tend* at a table in the Frontier in Batley. The cabaret 'Jenne nit them !Aqui rig evitaelloe li bevetal •et erli 'valise all we've seen so tar ad finished and the night was young. "Feel the rhythm.. ,all around", the song kicked off and the dancing I., I. t, Ilut ballet?, .t/1101b11:w tail in to rt3iz this weekend is tube etations, -hoes kicked in. Tt die Chit: are no more, but the memory stays alive. Student friendly nights the length :trill ilitin? Int:q boa idlufl 'ins in noenoel riettel but who CHM& when yeu've ,Iieulth of country play it. but today is it mere raetiche of the past. still that doesn't mean you can't freak. III III I. n. -alert dub sift ri Ann aerbiel 'mato lust experienced The Gallery brie evorl,htn 'All 'ili1/1/1111:11t: mode gniteitud ad !Furey nail wars are nasty affairs, they are long and hard. Only the fittest and strongest survive_ Leeds is the battle ground arid 'top: or ,erintin hnurst -11N z'eutie ti ni e.lreSit 1111)5( the clubs are the warriors. Just in ease you've not noticed, this summer has seen more activity in Leeds than just nn 'ii bbii bait urwIt (tenth at \NW KitirhUg .errin about any other city. Vague died, only to raise Itself from the ashes and establish itself pheonix style at Essence 111 , .1 • • " Vet) haft tstAgeriMIN u zi Ji ertneteab Nottingham. Ronson. if you believe their version, lett The Pleasure Rooms amicably, but it you read the flyers and btu urns elnevutiki e'rrolyneel of niituoe betv.:.-t!n the lines you realise there's a lot been lett unsaid, and hopefully so it will remain Anyway there's much more to come, more moving, mote battle.; and more activity The biggest thing in Leeds is to be Drum n Bass Coming soon Jungle '&ogte, will tell you about the breaks and the beats. And about the many small time. who-think they are big time diving into the fight. But listen II you think you're hard enough you can loin the tight. COME OM 'HOM411/ / 11;) NOWT ni 3ZAttall %I 43 /II N JO :VW -1 IA1

Juice Friday October 11 1996 J books 9 Carroll through

the looking- You can Bank on it glass Lewis Carroll: A biography lain Banks is one of A ha of new writers. aspire to be the next Banks, and lie seems Morton N Cohen very flattered by this. asking me Britain's finest and if he could hold auditions. "1 Papermac £12. don't think people want to write about me so much as Irvine hit in the western weirdest writers. The Wasp Welsh. I like Welsh, I thought world doesn't Trainspiuting and Acid House know the story of were brilliant.11's a shame that Alice in Factory shot him to critical nobody scents to like Eesiacy- W It is possible that in the nest t1 enierener! Generations i if children have been entertained year age certificates may be- by Lewis Carrutl's famous acclaim. JENNIFER added to books. so I asked novel, re-read in their teen,. Banks' feelings about this wondering what Carroll was move. "I don't think it will under the influence of when MATTHEWS meets the man work - it's a load of shies it's he wrote it. and then again in not going to stop 13 and 14- adult life, probably arriving at who lurks behind year-olds from reading strange theories as lo its anything." meaning (some Freudians So what advice would he give even see Alice in Wonderland aspiring writers? "Just write the black and white loads. the more you do as a woman in labour). Such the better popularity means that. as John you'll get_ It took me Carey in The Sunday Times book covers... fourteen years to get published - claims. Carroll is now quoted however this is mainly due lo the fact that I refuse to do almost as often as sixond drafts, I also hate doing. Shakespeare and the bible. ver since I read The ask him what made him want to research." It is not surprising then that Wasp Facion• I have become a writer. "You try lots When I told Banks how Lewis Carroll has attracted Banks: Normal Pic: Andrew Wilson been an avid fan of of things when you are young - shocked I was by his normality, e many ardent fans to whom lain Banks. From the my teachers really liked my copy it. Getting published with he Joseph MI ler. I hal e read s he lauehed and told me that his this new biography will hook 1 formed a stories and by the age of eleven The Wasp Factors was the real much and they have all helped. Fird editor had expected a cross become as important as a Emental image of this really I knew I wanted to be a writer. turning pnint in my lift, I was also inspired by between Rob Roy and Rasputin, railway timetable is to weird guy hunched over a It took me fourteen years to gel I asked lain about where he Shakespeare and music I've lie soon found out how normal tramspreters. The author, typewriter with a jar of testicles published." So the real lain got the idea for The Wasp heard, The book I have written I am- Morton N. Cohen, doesn't on the tiling cabinet, I really Banks is obviously not the Far- hill and whether he too of which 1 UM most proud is lain went on to tell me that beat around the bush and from The Bridge•• thought he was going to be an weirdo I was expecting, "I was conceived of it as a weird book: one cut his seines is at the the first paragraph he crams in oddball. You can imagine my horn in 1954 is Dunfemdine. "I suppose it is but I didn't think lain Banks writes his moment being serialised . The the facts as tightly as students surprise then, when in walked Scotland_ My dad was an it was at the time. I didn't get mainstream fiction under this Wasp Factors is currently in squeeze into LS6. The result is 'Mr next door neighbour', the admiral so he was away for the idea for it from one source it mune and his science fiction Irish courts but hopefully will an impressive encyclopedia of only weird thing about him was days at a time. My mum was an was a collection of ideas. It was work under lain M Banks. "It be made into a film. And what Carroll information; clearly that he was normal. He was ex-professional ice dancer so I always meant to be a dig at seemed like a good idea at the of his future plans? "I'll be Cohen has researched his dressed in a loose blue shirt and saw my fair share of ice rinks in religion, it was never meant to time: I maned writing under writing a new mainstream soon, subject in great depth, trousers. sporting a beard and my younger years At the age of be a horror". So is Banks 'lain Banks' and some of the I've just signed a new four hook This is a hefty hook even glasses. The guy could have nine I moved to the west coast, religious? "No. I'm an family got upset so I put the deal so I'm just going to keep by biography standards. but been anybody's nice jolly dad went to school. made friends evangelical atheist -1 believe 'M' hack in. I also wanted to on going." the passage through it is made and he isn't just anyone. he is and then went to University. I very strongly in freedom of separate the two different kinds lain Banks may he normal a little smoother by the one of the most highly studied English, philosophy and religious expression, 1 went on of writing. I prefer writing but he is also fiery interesting. abundance of illustrations: acclaimed writers in Britain psychology. I was very good at to ask him who inspires hen: science fiction - but only His books should feature on "Loads of people ale inspiring - slightly - It's more self there is a fascinating range of today and has a following [if waffling. After 1 left I wrote anyone's bookshelf. You can if I have to choose link. it would indulgent." Victorian photos and Cohen millions. 1 straight away had to short stories but 1 didn't really bank on it being brilliant. avoids quotations if he can possibly replicate the original document so that hardly a encounter, harassed by her even worse and Sloarty. The Her whole life is seen in her The comedy and pathos sit page goes by without a sketch Bridget Jones' Diary mother and her mid life crisis excruciating dinner parties microcosm-rustic birthday together effectively with the or photo, Even the and ritual humiliation from where she is the only party. She plans every thing strands of comic obsess anoc illustrations can not however Helen Fielding the entire human owe. Her singleton. and is constantly out meticulously. then it all satire wonderful mu td,,m make this a truly enjoyable Picador £12.99 quest for a better figure, a nice reminded about the goes wrong. At Linde. From and the way she read for meow much less boyfriend, not to smoke, have menopause by old Barbara the stars But her friends save unintentionally reveals sei than a Carroll specialist. At hope this 1,4)1 based on `inner poise' not to drink, and Caniand's. and repeated'y set her. faults and desires She is actually the only sane person times Cohen seems to be anybody that the author not to spend too much on the up with Mark by their patents. In the end it is essentially contained within, but since. all cramming the facts in so knows. Apart from having lottery all conspire to make Or is it a social satire? The a hook about a 30 year old anxiously that rather than Itriends, Bridget has an her look stupid and unworthy etiquette of using the 147 I woman who is very lonely and the folk from the Smoke are moving with any narrative awful life. around the Smug Marrieds and call-back system is discussed is constantly done over by the mad she is the abnormality. flow the reader has to plough Bridget Jones works bur a relatives from the green belt. tis it sets) sad to use it all the men in her life and let down Her ultimate quest is just fur earnestly through pages ■if publishing company. doing a She is helped through her I 2- time"). by her parents who treat her her to have at steady inliinnation. Disappoint i twl), job that she hasn't a clue month stumblegrope by her Daniel and Bridget ,:hat each like a 14 year old. A lot of relationship with a nice manta this book is lacking nen .1 about as it holds her hack friends Sharon, Jude (attached other up using their networked what she says is quite strong hint that the The ending spark of the humour and from her main pursuit of to Vile Richard) and Tom computers. The lottery takes touching and affecting is obviously predictable. but it personality Ili Carroll's own lusting after men. (attached to Vile Jerome t who over her life tgoodbye The way she constantly is great fun getting to the end work. A dry biographical sty le Prospective candidates: regularly get her drunk revery Saturday nights). And the writes down her weight, and confirming the irony. might pass when the subject is Daniel, Her Boss: suffers day t, partake in feminist rants Yugoslavian war is set to drinkltahs consumption and This is, most definitely, hint-modern, pa:i- Niigel Mansell but not when from the condition of fuck- and make her happy by having rights ( You don't know calorie intake is alarming. indeed, the the discussing such an mintage - using woolen for s.es had relationships. what's going on in Bosnia showing how she is always lluminist version of Adrian Mole_ If you identified with amusing and eccentric and generally being a bloke. Does it Count as a comedy? either.' 'I do.' You don's"! obsessively hying to impress you could he character as Lewis Carroll- Mark, suceessfdl lawyer Mere are passages of pure do.' the people around her, to scant Mister is labelled sad. If you identify what Cohen has produced is wears yellow diamond pattern comic genius that do not so 'You don't.' Her avail. When her parents' with Bridget, God help you. an efficiently compiled and jumpers and white socks. much as sparkle with wit as pregnancy scare brings about marriage breaks up, it is her eseellently informative it about? God radiate large amounts of thoughts of single-parenthood that is left to pick up the So, what is Hanlon account that unfortunately sits knows. nuclear powered mirth. Her mainly due to the prospective proverbial pieces . There does Philip uncomfortably with the /an) A year in the life of a mother's conversion to father being seem to be idea of marriage is genius of its subject matter. :mete thirtysumething as she feminism is brilliant to read. Unfortunately he is out of the a mode that is out. showing lurches from one drunken instead of becoming a better country at the time and never that the family Zeitgeist is Linden Thornton encounter to another drunken woman she actually becomes gets to hear about it. towards single parents

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Elton Fact File TV 1981: Performer in The Oxford Road Show 1982: Co-writer of The Young Ones POP G UNI 1985: Co-writer of Blackadder II of blame it alio 1987: Co-writer of Blackadder the Ben Elton abo Third oo seriously 1987-88: Host of Saturday Night , remembered that it is a reaction to owards the end umbrella. however misguidedly, a decision is Live because of his new play which think that's lovely'. And ever since the screen violence debate, rather of my than being the thing that provoked it absolutely cpotnlry centres on the screen violence then me and Mrs Whitehouse have in the first place. To get back to the gallery. ICA Ili 1989: Co-writer of interview with debate. In his own words, the been linked at the hip." Ben Elton, he She hasn't read the hook or seen Elton's view on the debate. they are the hugger. Moist as Blackadder Goes plot goes something like this: the play. fur if she had. "lovely" rather more complicated than the God!' and 'IS., sr apologises for "A Hollywood film director on top would not have been the appropriate norm, and not those which some amendment,1%rdPc T of the world, Oscar in his hand have presumed: are cowardly Nem, Forth being a "serial talker", adjective. Both the hook and the having made a very emit, designer play contain much violence, and to "I don't attack screen violence. When he omit and then proceeds to tell death splat movie. comes home ur use the official Simon Bales ieern, how could someone he so puerile as John Quinn hero 990/94: me why in a rive minute meet his nemesis in the shape of many sexual swear words. It is an to do that? Are we to attack Hamlet, court case in Arum two real live cool killers who have monologue which proves extreme piece, but the black humour Oedipus Rex. High Noon? if I am friends of Cinaanz Writer/Performer in cottoned onto the copy-cat kilter means that it can get away with its asked my personal opinion. I :Mack for damages anir a potential just what a contrary debate. They Nee it disturbing images pornographic violence. sexualt by attackers simet The Alan from bloke he is. plea in mitigation and set about it exploitative violence, but that is by Natural 8r~ till Oyer the previous forty- persuading him to be their must really not an issue in Popcorn. becomes ever champion." Auntie be Popcorn is about the debate that an amazing c-zeall: five minutes we have covered Elton is quick to insist that he is the exaggerated death of surrounds screen violence and the would it have x0s 1993: an entertainer, and that the debate idea that we are influenced hr art. and the coulees fia theatre. media misquotes and the play and book have provoked and it that is the case, where does riveting and axinal Writer/Performer in their use in contemporary was not intended. and has in some that leave the artist? What is the "It is an absolud,ii ways been distorted. Some took responsibility of the artist to their Neither positie au culture. Mary Whitehouse, the hook to be a diatribe against Stark Richard and Jud'. similarities muse, and what is the responsibility acceptable, milt film violence, and this of the artist to the comnattnitY in that it has coireun 1995/6: Writer of between Hamlet and Pulp culminated in the Daily Mail which they work? Potentially, the sowing a real mitlr Fiction. Oliver Stone and getting Mary Whitehouse•to liberty we all treasure to express allow this &smue. congratulate turn on his new John Grisham. Mrs ourselves freely, must always instant answextnl The Thin Blue Line novel. Amused by this Doubrfire. cars. pollution. be placed in the context of serious censorati outcome, particularly after veil parks, university life, the Lid that we are all part heads or we the attacks he has faced in of a community. and terrified, and dv the past, the writer offered politics. soundhites. the everyone should think fucking-Doubtz FILMS watershed and the 'flyover this explanation for the about their actions Its to he responsok4 entire episode: just a matter of personal the victim is pied people". Oh. and his new "Dear old Mrs 1993: Actor in play at the West Yorkshire • responsibility.- the instant BeIrma Whitehouse must he When talking about the attackers to steSin Playhouse. The man has so pissed off... The •• present debate, to which them through et% Much Ado About Daily Mail thought verbal diarrhoea in the nicest his play has added fuel, becoming imrag! possible sense. how interesting, we are in then Hollywnottrii Nothing ranting leftie With his hook still in the agreement get insurance nu, Who would shout the again." bestseller lists, and a Booker like children prole nomination being missed inherent This bringiml, put in play. in atao Play by a whisker, Ben Flinn 1. ill :1 problems new pornographic within it - what the killenaj. very good mood. Add to this the 1990: Writer of masazines at both sides of director for ileum opening of Ins new play to rave the age of the argument present moverkat Gasping reviews and the further one w hilst on are flawed. further. then mil commercial success that is heroin, has and the point would It lit beckoning. and we could say he suddenly correct which is self c 1991: attacked is presently in the enviable opinion of the humorously mat screen position that has always middle others, that tag, Writer/Director of violence_ They could find him* previously eluded him - he is ground is the rang Mrs hardest to provoking killem keeping everyone happy at the Silk; Cow Whitehouse. said explatn, and for their actionA, same time. Even the right 'Ben Elton has therefore the least seems ludierosta / 1996: Writer of wingers who had formerly attacked violence', fashionable. a few monthsv., branded him a left-wing loony she said 'Oh has he, Popcorn opens at the West Yorkshire "Its a fascinating film makers•tan Popcorn . have taken him under their how marvellous. Playhouse on October 15 subject. but to make supposed effr.eo,,

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ii,bgyi us nicely back to his *psi:Itch this is precisely diallers do - blame the film or for the it mayhem. If the limp-anent progresses any dxn wrely the ultimate oolitic life imitating art consciously and 'Imitating the art of type t to say Popcorn Elton fina ginner being blamed for koolers to place the blame eitoons on other artists. It iloiyclJUS at present, but then fpope..1-. ago, so did the idea of nuittisemg sued for the ;ad tarot of their work.

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Aside from the terms of its visual appeal (except and James Cameron's The curprwrigi,„ till- CM obvious fact that, when you for Linda Hamilton's very. very Terminator (BBC I , Wednesday r rithetur Joel know how it's going to end. a lot eighties' hair).ithas made more 0.25prni. Both these nlins can JruittatiL film of the suspense is lost. there's appearances on the small screen Win be, and have been, described as still that great gaping plot hole: than that baby elephant shining airwor aie s '. but unfortunately they 'classic • TV .errs the Lecter escape sequence, 'nits in the Blue Peter studio. suffer a little unto repeated Con Art, Katie S,/,‘ itr.Ict us was by far my favourite hit when The result of this kind of TV viewing. If you've not seen grl:a.11.11 a liertinWe lust saw the film. but now it 's scheduling is that. like it or not. either of these films before., then • lict '14.,a,r141.11' starting to irritate me a little_ I The 7i•roninamr has become The all I can say is' tai ignore me. sit mean. how the hell does he cut Sound ft!" Music of the set- down in front of the Box at the the face otT so neatly in such a fl/action genre. -if in doubt. • relevant time and enjoy. and di, short amount of time, especially peddle it hack out" • that seems MULTIPLICITY see that big slot in the from of ■- double the tun? when he had to go to all the to be the schedulers ' motto. Yes, your video machine? its for O f 1111 the director ni 4 unnecessary trouble of it's a 'classic', but now it's LOU video tapes. Use it inure! Gniontihag stringing the other guard up with classic. Give us something and with almost the Take The Silence of the ma the American flag and putting different. something newer, sainestoryline Mo, an Lands. it is undeniahly the best • him in an angelic posture'? And something more exciting - give annoyanoe of Michael of the whole crop of serial killer Ke.111011.5. SArnwror cinema where did he find the time to its "liwninfitor 2 instead, psycho-thriller movies that arose swap all his clothes • Ike in the early nineties (although DAN JOLIN: with the dead guard? JANE EYRE expect it hi have been butchered More to the point, - moody by ITV 's over-prudish and why, if he's so • e melancholy ClaNsic annoyingly moralistic: censors). tale 01 tutrldittlItigiCe dangerous. put him This film is stunningly good, with Charlour Ricks on the box in such a big • Will with a grimly cool plot, more Gainsbourg William building with only VION•41W ,,u know the dramatic tension than a morn full Hun. Aro two old twats 1.0 saying of Hollywood divorcees and their watch him in the first • ex•partners. and an Oscar- 'familiarity place? Compared to ERASER winning performance from breeds this. even something • - he'll blow you Anthony Hopkins, as Hannibal • away. contempt'? Well, like the twist in The O 'the Cannibal ' Lecter. 1111/Totally ywhen applied to films. it Usual S143.1161* IN Hopkins is deeply chilling. with AltliC is the widen:met easy to swallow. seems more true that playing I..ecter as someone who • elite L'S Mardian It 's a shame that VxottlinrUmen. familiarity breeds the need to is. mysteriously. both the dramatic impact nitpick - especially when horrifyingly repellent and of this sequence is • you're as anal as I am. No charismatic at the same time. His STRIPTEASE undermined when relationship with Clarice Starling ■- matter hurt waled a film is. we want Moore. placed under once it got onto Di. the (Jodie Fostcrl is presented with co scrutiny. but it just faultless ambiguity - why is be chances are you'll have seen goes to show that ■ really helping her to track dow n it al least three or four times: sonic filins are better a serial killer who likes to skin once. maybe twice at the when taken in his victims? Why do Clarice and moderation. The cinema. and then a few times Lecter seem to relate to each same can he said 4-d Amie. before he • DAY on video. Unless. of course. other so well? Is there any sexual INDEPENDENCE The ii'•minotor, learned to smile - flying saucer attack. you're one of those cultural chemistry between them? 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This has to be the biggest gig at The several low-budget albums recorded on a Duchess for a good long while, what with 4-track, and loads of hard to find anorak- current single You're Gorgeous flying in at enthusiast seven inch records. His first No. 3 and everything. Certainly Steve full blown electric job of an album is out cinema Jones is probably more of a star than soon, and is sure to be a big seller, As anyone who's got up on their stage since, Steve Jones likes to remind us with those Showcase (call 01924 420622) Courage Under Fire- 3 20. 5.50, comedy sun-glasses, he is making chart James and the Giant Peach. 8.25 ooh, The Gallaghers in 1994. For the Striptease, Courage Under Fire, Mulliplfcrty 12.40. 3.15 uninitiated, Baby Bird has released music, and it has never sounded so good. Nutty Professor. Jude. Last Man Standing, 5.55. 8.2D He's Gorgeous Steven Jones Jane Eyre. Independence Day, ABC Jack. 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Multiplicity. 530, 7.30 10.15 See Heart Grange Hilt, 11.00 The Demon Voices: 11.50 Your Faith And Mine, 9.00 Insoleore; 9.20 Saved By Tho Eraser. Flipper, Die Hard With Lounge 10.45 Deutsch Plus Headmaster_ 11.25 Small World. 11.45 12.30 Goals On Sunday: 12.55 Bell. 9.45 Sister Sister: 10.15 Wise Avengeence Emma 530, 750 11.00 The Eleventh Hour Shooting Stars. 12.15 The Sunday Calendar News: 1.00 News: Weather. Up: 10.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus: 11.40 Odeon See last weeks Juice for film Show: 1.00 The 0-Zone 12.00 CountryFile 1.10 Jonathan Dirnbieby. 2.00 The Waltons. Jack. 12.50. 3.25.5 55.8 25 festival Idm times 1230 On The Record 1.30 FILM: Max Ernst (1991). Murder, She Wrote. 2.55 A World Of 12.40 FILM: Siege 01 The Saxons 3.10 1,00 The E•Flies The Phil Silvers Show Wonder, 3.25 Cartoon Time (1963). Lively medieval action 1.30 EastEnders 3.35 FILM: The Hallelujah Trial 3.40 FILM Robin And Marian and adventure starring Ronald 2.55 The Hollywood Collection (1965), In this iighl-hearted (1976). Robin Hood returns to Lewis as an outlaw who saves 3.40 Cartoon tale, the city of Denver is about England alter 20 years away the ihrone at England. clubs 3,55 Junior Masterchef 96 to lace the winter re 18e7 at the Crusades Starring 2.15 Football Italia. followed by without a drop of whiskey Edwards Afternoon Live Jazz 4.25 People's Century Sean Connery and Audrey News Summary and Weather Starring Bert Lancaster, Lee 5.20 Lifeline Hepburn, 4,35 The Great Aussie Balloon The 71h eN5 out sounds to Evening: R 8 B with Sticky Back and Remick and Donald 5.30 News: Weather 5.35 SeaQuest DSV Race refresh and relax. 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Pick live words to describe yourself. "Wanting to do allsolutely everything." Why Leeds? "I came to Deeds because everybody else rejected me. Apart from Southampton, but I didn't want to go to Southampton." How did you feel when your parents left on the first day? "Oh my God - shitty beyond all belief. I was scared out of my brain. I don't evert miss my parents normally. su it was really horrible. But l really love university life now." Most embarrassing moment during Introweek? "Oh gosh. (Hesitates) I don't think i had any. It's frightening... Do you want me to make something up?... Urn. I really didn't have any. I'm really sorry. Best moment during Introweek? "Up yer Ronson was incredible. It was so much fun. And this is going to sound ['tally stupid, but a great moment was hanging out with my whole floor for the first time. It makes you feel like you really belong," Name: Sian Herschel Did Introweek live up to your expectations, or did it disappoint you? Institution: Leeds "It was much better than I thought it was going to be.. I thought it was going to University he a complete meat market, with everybody out of their brains. and pretending Course: History to he cool. But it was awesome being able to talk to so many friendly people. Home Area: High What do you hope to achieve during your time in Leeds? "I want to meet people that I get on with and respect. Wycombe I want to do everything that I can... You're going to make this sound cheesy, whatever I say, aren't University Hall: IBodington you?... I want to be accepted for what I am." What are your main anxieties and concerns about university life? "Not being able to do the work. Not meeting people that you really get on with. and not being able to find a house. I don't want to live in some shithole with rats." Where do you think you will spend most of your time at university? "I don't know. I haven't explored Leeds enough yet to know where. I'll be."

Pick five words to describe yourself: "Nervous. curious, fun-loving, deep (laughs), intellectual (laughs again)." Why Leeds? "Three reasons. Reputation. nightlife, and because it's only a couple of hours front home." How did you feel when your parents left on the lira day? "I was gutted. l'nt very close to my mum, so I felt sorry for her. She's like one of my best friends. So I had a bit of a lump in my throat." Most embarrassing moment during Introweek? "Losing my keys on the Saturday night. and having to get one of the wardens up at 3.15 in the morning. I felt a bit bad about that." Best moment during Introweek? "Copping off on my first night - on my birthday as well." Did Introweek live up to your expectations, or did it disappoint you? last to graduate this millennium, "I had a great time during Intmweek. The University put a lot on. I got very drunk every night and had a great laugh. But on the other hand I was a bit disappointed Name: Craig Silcock with the falseness of it. I realise everybody is new, and anxious to get out and meet Student will track six of them. Institution: Leeds people, but it all seemed a little too eager. It was like being put in a room full of University strangers, and being told "Now make friends with each other." But on the whole, I Course:Environmental did enjoy it." Ibitions, and Introweek snogging. Alanagement What do you hope to achieve during your time in Leeds? Home Area Southport "To get a degree, I suppose, and to meet some excellent people. To meet some nice University Hall: ladies of course. and generally just to have the best three years of my life." tints: Devonshire Hall What are your main anxieties and concerns about University life? -Money, money. money. money, money. I also dread the idea of realising in about tudent poverty, five months time that I'm not actually enjoying myself- because this is what I've Then there were the other concerns flyway. Let's not dwell on freshet been waiting for for the past three years." :ears about finding somewhere decent to fears. Ifs too early to be worrying Where do you think you will spend most of your time at university-? ye cropped up. as did worries about getting Ant.out essay deadlines and Leeds 6 ist in a new city. But other than money. the housing. 'Me sun can just about be arsed to "In the bar, to he totally honest." lain commis were to do with the social shine, and it's still the honeymoon period ide of university life. A number of those fax first years. t And I don't mean a hizarre ie spoke to commented on the falseness of Devonshire Hall rugby ritual involving six nuoweek. and said that the pressure of naked backsides and a popular sugary aving to find friends and immediately get sandwich filler.) How could we possibly know people had been quite a trial. interview freshers without mentioning Pick five words to describe yourself? .ensequently. there were fears about losing Intnvivk? "Lively, out-going, fun, friendly,- lose hastily made It it strange that whenever Why Leeds? riendships, and you speak to anybody about Leeds. And for the nding up alone in their Introweek experience, their "I wanted to come north, and liked the look of nine rat infested The most first seven days at university football as well." live in Leeds 6. always seem to have been more Have you come here straight from school/college, or have you had a Nothing to worry embarrassing exciting than yours'? Getting of gap year? bout there of with taxi drivers? Birthday "I did my 0-levels hack in 1986. and finished my A-levels last summer." nurse.. most moment in snogs? Whatever happened to How did you feel when you got here on the first day? tropic find feeling crap and lonely, and "Very nervous." omeone to live deciding that if you have to Best moment during Introweek? Introweek?... smile falsely and recite your A- was disappointed with Introweek- I expected more to he happening Finally, there Level results one more time, " Most embarrassing moment during Introweek? vete concerns Getting off with your head may well fall oil'? bout academic Maybe the magic of Introweek "Having to say who l was, and introduce myself to my course groups." wick. and how is that it transforms Sunday's Name: Karoline Slavicka What do you hope to achieve during your time in Leeds? Gfficult t[ would the taxi driver. homesick child into Saturday's Institution: Leeds -To make new friends. and get a degree." le to adapt to. It puny animal. Even so, I don't Metropolitan University What are your main anxieties and concerns about University life? oust he early in the year if first years are remember this change-ever requiring Course: Cultural Studies "Surviving. I'm not so much worried about the work, as just getting vorrying about essay deadlines. Nothing intimate interface with public transport University Hall: through." !tat an Orley run, six visits to Ritzy's, and employees Still, each to their own... Where do you think you will spend most of your time at University? lure hundred and sixty five lie-ins won't So much for university teething troubles Woodhouse Flats "In the pub." we there. re disation that you can get A month from now should see Leeds hrough your initial nine months by doing Student accessing dim: early friendship bout faun hours work a week usually hits in break-ups. and first essay deadlines. And bout wick three Mat's when the fun really begins...

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.IP...T1P...TIP...TIP...TIP...TIP... 18 Agenda 5.000 RAVERS CONVERGE ON A BEACH IN THAILAND 'How to whip up Partying with a storm INDEPENDENCE day may have been the smash•hit blockbuster of the summer and probably the aunimn, winter and spring trio but the best special effects at the cinema were to be found in Twist= After all, anyone can blow up the White House but it takes real skill to faithfully re the South-east enact one of the most destructive forces ever unleashed by nature. Hai,* seen both films in consecutive evenings I feel qualified to say that they both have dodgy plots and trans- Atlantic stereotypes, yet while Indy Day failed to suspend belief in any fashion. Twisier captivated you throughout its Asiatrash 101 minutes. Also, and unlike the sci-fi crowd-pleaser. with this film the facts behind the fiction are just as spectacular. Tornadoes are cyclonic As South-east Asia's largest rave winds that rotate at very high speeds, they limn almost exclusively from thunderstoom where a mass of exploded on a quiet Thai island, cold air meets a mass of warm air The Warn] air rises, the cold air sinks and the resultant clash causes condensation, JOHN HOPKINS hit the beach and tam, Mel, lighting and fast strong winds. A tornado is most likely to forrn from a saw for himself how western particuka type of thunderstorm, called a green Speedo brick. sporting busts are increasing here. supereell. a huge cloud with de rigueur euro-reck haircuts. coupled with the notoriously matting winds. The wind flows travellers bring their own brand of as they buy drugs from young draconian Thai sentencing lases. around the base oldie storm Thai men in Levis, The and the more well-informed cloud and then up into it. The atmosphere is both locals talk of the whole Gulf of rising wind rotates and carnivalesque and modish; Thailand becoming a south-east develops 'vorticity". The wind hedonism to paradise nitre meets Glastonbury. It Asian Goa speeds up. the cylinder tightens could be the kind of horrible The ritual climax to this and stretches downwards. ethnottechno global fusion aerobic orgy, for those who When the base of the spiralling which The Shamen are tedious manage to last the night. is to column reaches the ground it is 0ace a month about twenty paces, but on run into the sea at sunrise and defined as a tornado. the small inspection the whole thing dance knee-high in water all Tornadoes are smaller than island of Ko comes across as far less morning. This is when the their bigger brothers hurricanes spiritual and far more boundary between party and and blow themselves out Pha Ngan, prosaically successful Nations Japanese endurance test is sooner yet can still reach up to in the Gulf of unite in a common appreciation blurred. You can imagine nearly two miles in diameter. Thailand, is ritually of music. Sounds familiar? overweight housewives doing The largest types. Eurovision in action. this to Whigficld at your local imaginatively called 'maxis', descended upon by Geographically. Hat Rin hay swimming baths. Needless to can last for up to three hours, five thousand .sweeps round in a high wide say. the Thai chemists peddling travel over 200 miles and reach travellers, all there to curve on either side, enclosing speed (quite legally by the wind speeds of 25(hnph. A the whole hedonistic mass in a way). are everyone's friend. tornado has a very celebrate the island's neat boomerang. Within its A £300 return to Bangkok, unpredictable path. it can jump famed 'full moon curve are strobes. UVs. and plus a twelve hour coach gaps, double hack on itself or party'. spots of every colour, all lashed journey from any of the city's even reproduce into multiple to palm trees, in addition to havel agents, and you can rind funnels. Twisters in the Half the travelling fireworks, luminous body paint, out for yourself. This bizarre northern hemisphere spin anti- Ko Pha Ngan: the calm before the storm community in Asia hand-held flares and day-glo corner of Thailand is hugely clockwise and thaw in the South spin clockwise. arrives on the shores of from Heathrow, coaches run to tubes which make a noise when unrepresentative of the country this accolade consists of a Die intensity of a tornado is this peaceful island. all Ko Pha Ngan every two hours you whirl them over your head. as a yy hole. but one gets the - bloke in Bali who plays a measured by the Fitjita- from Bangkok, and even The From the cliffs looking down at feeling that the Thai authorities seecking a night of flute through his nose.) The Pearson scale. The smallest F- Dads Mail has written an night. it is i techno Pandora's wouldn't have it any other way. hedonistic excess on bars which line the beach 0 tornadoes are a mere 72 article on the "rave island of Box. The analogy is more than The exodus to the party islands fronts a little Thailand's self-styled drugs and death-, in its open their visual. Thailand has probably every summer is equivalent to mph but if you were 'rave island', typically measured style. ider, speakers are moved sown the seeds for a new type thousands of Australians enveloped in an F-5 you'd know about it. us the winds Hat Rin beach, on the As with all of Thailand. descending on Europe and reach a staggering 260mpli island's south west corner, is uu can feast on its exotic spending all their time on the Isle of Wight. The rest of As you will know, tornadoes transformed by sound mysteries. in every glossy The ritual climax to this aerobic do not figure in our nightly systems. Ills, jugglers. Thailand barely feels this influx tourist guide. which is of riotous youth, neatly fortxaxt.. all that often. the drinks vendors. drug precisely why such orgy, for those who manage to contained as it is, but it gives us majority are confined to peddlers and thieves. mysteries are facing another distorted package Cartada and the American And yet. despite this exotic extinction: the same goes for last the night, is to run into the through which to visit Asia: Mid-West, so the closest you sounding pedigree, Ko Pha the saturnalian excesses Sex tourism makes way for will get to experiencing one Ngan isn't quite the mythical reported in tabloid inkier. techno tourism. Wouldn't close-al-hand is on video. And orient experience some might sea at sunrise and dance knee- Even so: the biggest rave in anyone like to go somewhere that will he close enough expect. The neighbouring thiutkyou. south-east Asia, now surely which makes them feel they Are tourist island of Ko Smut will high in water all morning not needed there? soon he served by direct flights there is a prospect? (Quite Matt Hims frankly. the competition for

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oTAL Football is hack for a third consecutive year ready to challenge your Tmanagerial skills as the biggest and most innovative student fantasy league competition. It's free to enter and easy to play. So easy, in fact, that more than 1,750 people entered lust year's competition. This year. Leeds Student has introduced a continental flavour in line with current thinking so that all teams will adopt a 5.3-2 formation and play the European way with wing backs and a super sweeper. THE AIM Of £41) million. so choose your THE GAME players carefully. - No more than two of your We're giving you a fund of £40 players can be from the same million to buy the team of your real Premiership team. choice from the list of players - Your team must comprise one provided on page 20. goalkeeper, two wing hacks. three centre backs, three THE PRIZES midfirlders, and two strikers. IT'S COMING HOME: News of Total Football's return to the pages of Leeds Student finally reaches Wembley The manager whose team has - You must also nominate one accumulated the most points at central defender to he your score I point for every goal score will he the winner. It Total Football the end of the season will Super Sweeper_ His points will Players will he allocated points their team scores in a game there are still two teams on Leeds Student receive a prize of £500... to he always count double. on a week-by-week basis. except the first one. equal points then the manager Leeds University Union, awarded in a brown paper bag - For a team to he accepted, we Points will be awarded as The Super Sweeper scores whose defensive players have PO Box 157, at a secret location. must receive a proper follows double. the highest score will he the Leeds IL.S1 1UH. There will also be generous application form. Defenders score four points Since points will only he winner. If there is still a tie the Manager of the Term prizes. - Choose a name for your team if the score a goal. awarded for Premiership result will be determined by a Alternatively you can drop These are awarded to the of no more than 24 letters. Any Midfielder% score three matches from October 12 - penalty shoot-out between the them in to either of our offices, manager whose team has name deemed offensive or points if they %cm. rather than front the beginning managers. So get practising. the Porters' Office at LUU, the Leeds Student office at the City gained the most points during unacceptable will be deleted and Forwards score two points of the season - the manager's Site and Beckett Park that term. the manager's name only will he for each goal. skill is even more vital than HOW TO APPLY Applications must be received The prizes include a used. Goalkeepers and defenders ever, Once you have chosen your by 12pm on October 25. Please Valentine's night for two in - Ensure that your name, address get three points for every clean tearn.fill in he application form note that only one application Leeds City Hilton hotel, free and telephone number are sheet they keep ;i.e. conceded CHAMPIONS at the bottom of the page. will he accepted per person. gig tickets to the university printed clearly on the no goals in a game). They also The champions will be the team Goalkeepers should he number concerts of your choice. And application form, and that each lose one point for every goal with the most points at the end one, defenders numbers two to for the soberly-challenged we of your players' names and code they concede during a game of the season. In the event of a five, midfielder six to eight WHAT THEN? have £70 of Oddbins vouchers numbers are legible. except the first one. tie the Sweeper's points will and strikers nine and ten. Whether your learn gets off to a to give away. - Any learn that does not Midfielder% also lose one not count as double. If there is However, please place your Wednesday-esque flyer or point for every goal their team adhere to the criteria will be still a tie the manager whose captain on the lust line marked begins to sink like Rovers. HOW IT'S SCORED rejected. concedes in a game except the attacking players !that is the 'swp•. remember it's a marathon not first one. midfielders and centre Entries can he posted to a sprint ! Each week from October 12 the HOW PLAYERS SCORE Midfielders and forwards players listed on page 20 will forwards) have the highest he awarded points based on their actualperformances in the r FA Carling Premiership. The scores will reflect the I Apr LIE.IBIE) S APPLICATION FORM goals they score, the clean STUDEN sheets which their teams keep. ; T and the number of goals their teams both concede and scores. FORENAME: I Players' scores should be (SURNAME: published every week from I ADDRESS: October 25 onwards. And a league table showing the top 50 POST CODE: TEL NO: teams and their managers will he published regularly. 4)01 -1 A - TEAM NAME: I TEAM SELECTION I I.D. CODE PLAYER'S SURNAME TEAM VALUE With your fictious £40 million.you must buy a team of 80tUF' 1[a] II players from the list 111 I provided on page 20. 2) - Your team must not exceed Will Frank 'meat' with your approval as 'Super Sweeper'? TERMS AND ct)NDITIciNs 3) I 1. Only applications made using lords Cmdiritt applicatirut forms will be arrived. 41 L AppUcallons must As reixised by noon Friday 25th October. 3. 'doyen published in our official 10TALF041111141.1. league list will be accepted as entries into the eurepetilion. Incorrect enmity will Im null and said. offered far selection are chasten by a panel of football experts to represent current perfocnnuisc,s of Maser, I the FA Cortina, Premiership I 5. Applicant's selections must be II ielestn l Masers frotti the published ant and should not mired fictitious player rattles tow to each player up to the saint. of 140 million for the whole tram. 6. The WM must hose one goalkeeper, two wing hacks, three centre bucks, three midlleldees and two strikers_ Lou [7) canna pioli more than two players from any one Premiership side. 7. Leeds Student's indeprildeni panel of (Alberts will pros irk updated records on each player's performances based Oil the anireseans ottr or two weeks. 8) itlittlicadons wheel, are incomplete or illegible will nut lit accepted. e are not responsible for any applications wh are lust or delay ed. 9) 9. After the hint official FA Cortina Prr-rniership match the coat-disc. perfunnaace of each individual player from the beginning of the promotion will br published 10. The Arm 000 price win go to the manager whine team has the meet point* at the end or the season. We will Investigate complaint* but our decision In Mud and we will not enter Into correspondence rewrite* the competition. It. only our application will hr accepted per person. If more than we is received. all will be null and sold_ swp 12.. Promotional and riptiaLariry coley miming to the competition form part of the terms and conditions. 13. purch.tne mussy's. IS. An eniritilii are dreamed to accepi Ow terms and (0114iii1OILY when entering the competition. Total value of team <= £40 million IS. The Leeds Studren editnr's decision is final. L al 22 LEEDS STUDENT Friday October tt 199e After a quarter of a century telling JOHN & MffiE

PARE a thought for the leag ue based on financial kJunfortunate Indy Cole. resources the solution" First, a bout of pneumonia Whatever the answer. sport ARE STILL A sidelines him virile summer requires competition to snip Olt Gunnar Solkejaer prosper in any shape or form steals the limelight at Old Pas doesn't haw to always be Trafford. 'Then fate delivers like against like, but at !Wst an even worse blow by there should he some rolling the El man to come seinblanee of a levs9 plating face to face with transfer- field listed Liverpool defender Neil Risildnek, a %man' '0H also appears to he disgruntled at living ousted the determining factor from the first team by the behind Yorkshire County UND TEAM infinitely more talented Cricket Club's proposed Dominic flatten. in a mays away from LS6 to a sortie very entertaining purpose-built stadium and By PAUL WILSON reserve match last week. matches and characters, but complex beside the M1 mar Razor. an !manors England failed to qualify for N‘Yikertehl. Despite over 1011 graduate from the 'thinly T'S I ) F: CI% NI It E R the World Cups of I974.and years of county and Jones school of finesse. 1978. Then in the Eighties we international ericketing 1 978. and you're insisted afterwards that the had a big hiccup with shocking challenge which tradition, Headingley, in the watching Match of words of chairman Sir hooligans, who for a time broke Cole's ankle was the Day. Spurs are made it very unpopular. innocent and claimed he Lawrence BylOrd is now I playing Arsenal and -Commereial isati on -then o alkyd away with a clear considered "antiquated and Liam '['hippy' Rrady took off and football was conscience. RO) ElfalTh tired with little chance of fashionable to the business would do !miter to sign up retaining its Test Match has the ball, on the left, community, My reservation is Rtirldork's boxing namesake status." 30 yards from goal. He that i1 may he drifting away who Lennox Lein Is once In time. the derision to looks up and spots the from the fans." floured in classic style at switch venues will probably keeper off his line. He iNembley. At heist he never prove to he the correct ohn Moison has also pretended to hi, anything chniee, but in the interim the sells his defender a experienced change in his other than a thug. ground's great character dummy, cuts inside and and memories of the king career He began his delivers an exquisite Jworking life as a trainee with ry. SEEMS mtme),. rs Western Terrace -especially- curler into the fur "dividing sport more and Mai match in 1981- will the weekly Ranier News at lb. more into the haves and have prove difficult to recreate. corner. After four years there covering both news and sport. he nuts. Football is the most Hoyt will sir es er get The crowd rati obvious example of this, but used to the opening credits crackers, the watching journeyed up the A I to work at the now defunct Morning night' union is lust becoming and calypso music followed millions mutter "Bloody by a tatm•ra panning over a Telegraph in Sheffield as a an equally striking illustration hell" under their 4.1f the rich man - poor eaten ten-mile motorway tailback sports reporter syndrome. Last weekend saw and Riehie Renaud cominuftal breath and His timing turned out to he ridiculously &Ley victories for muttering the words -God John Motson. high up on immaculate because the B.BC Harlequins and Bath in morning everyone and the gantry, unleashes a began its local radio network, choosing Sheffield as one of Courage League ...1$1,41011 welcome to Wakefield." window-sh attering One, and for free-spending the first six stations, The thing "LOOK AT THAT! OH, was, they needed someone to second division hopefuls A ND FINALLY_ wait for Coventry, Richmond and lilt. well dour to referee LOOK AT THAT!-. do some football on a Newcastle. Rob Andrew's Paul Danson, who Unmistakably. the soicc Saturday. Enter an eager Toon Army destroyed Rugby criticised last week for of football for the BBC young Southern hack. "It was 106R", recalls by over 150 points. handling of the Arseneml v again applies an instant Spectators, TV viewers, Sunderland earrie_ Clearly the Motson. "and I used in pop postscript to the action. into the station after the match and sponsors all want to watch man is human after alt, and This week sees Monty, as he exciting foreign talent like after reading 'Own Go a.. he on Saturdays, ,just to do a little is affectionately known. Lynagh and Sella at Saracens. redeemed himself by report I had no broadcasting or league recruits like carmelling Paul Stewart's clock up 25 years of experience but six months Connolly and Paul, but atxwe sending-off commentary for the Then someone said later I found myself working all they hope to see a decent Never underestimate the essential football show. It for .5pora Report on Radio 2. contest. Should the influence of the mixiia. was hack in the dim and Someone said I had a good professinnal ere he given time distant year of 1971 that the radio voice." AG `would you fancy doing The Le evolve or is a reshuffled young man found himself Aah, Sports Report. legendary Sports Report. I'm starling as number three to some commentary?' humming the music as I write David Coleman and Barry this. What a show that is. And Extra-time? Davies. But as he thank you very much IOo true. hiothall is indeed what a place in begin doing celebrates his siker However. as the man himself a game for super-fit players commentary. Are Yorkshiremen simply too set in anni %, ersary on television, reveals, the commentator's art nowadays, and all we seem to "Actually, I started off their ways? And just how well did there are no regrets. is not just turning up at the be told is that football used to doing the racing results. Then ground te.n minutes before England play the other night? "If I had my time over be full of skill not speed. And someone said would you fancy kiek-nff. then there's Dennis Waterman again, I wouldn't do doing some commentary?" Tell us your views on these or any "It's sixty per cent implying that the golden era is anything different -. he This 'someone' must he a other sporting subjects. preparation. twenty percent over and a million miles away pretty good talent spotter. declares. identification and twenty from today's commercial that's twice now "So I ended percent concentration monster. Moity has his own Write to : fter a much publicised up doing the second half 'The prime thing is to spot thoughts on this one As commentary with the likes of 'Own Goal' and well-earned players, with live matches at someone who has seen quite a Maurice Eddlestone and Peter Leeds Student sabbatical writing Newspaper A breakneck speed these days, few games in his time -"about Jones. I also did boxing and Motty's Diary last season. not for Leeds University Union g etting off the ball 150 a year, and Sky an lop of tennis for them." Motson is now hack in his PO Box 157 incidents and keeping your that"- he doesn't subscribe to The young fella's a hit of rightful place on iwrra And LEEDS LS1 1UH concentranim yitaL I find the mish-eyed nostaleta many an all-rounder really. After doing a job that many of us myself relying on Tres Ithe tans currently wallow in. Fax: {0113) 246 7953 three years there, yet another not only want to do but also mercuri.il Trevor Brooking) "I don't a g ree with f. think is pretty cushy indeed opportunity presented itsel e-mail: [email protected] quite a lest " w'a terntan- Yes there were Again, Mnison grabbed it with LEEDS STUDENT Frtdav October I1, 1996 23 it how it is, Motty maintains a fan's eye view 10() fil4mapi-e4,144-i No.18: LeMond's World By Chris Leadbeater THE IWO Tour de France was the scene of one of sport's greatest comebacks, and most unlikely victories. Twenty-seven months previously, 1986 winner Greg LeMond had been shot in the stomach, in a hunting accident. LeMond was expected to do nothing in his first 'Four since his injuries, and found himself a seemingly unassailable 50. seconds down to Frenchman Laurent Fignon going into the final Paris stage, Yet the cruel and unusual decision to hold the final time trial on the Champs-Elysees, normally the winner's victory parade, was the Frenchman's undoing. An average speed of 34mph (the fastest time trial on Tour record) gave LeMond the stage victory and the winner's Yellow Jersey by 8 seconds, the smallest winning margin in Tour history. Surprisingly. the French NOTEWORTHY ACHVIEVEMENT: Motson's pre-match scribblings keep him on the ball for the Euro 96 clash between Holland and Scotland declined to comment. both hands A certain Kenneth powerful man in British sport - it's all about. down? The dilemma the game Wolstenholme resigned, Sam Chisolm as their chief Other for him has is the gap between the leaving a space on the MOTT) executive and managing include running and travelling. Premiership and the League." team. director. It's a fact that Monty "Lots of travelling. All point. Phew. That'. OK. We "They already had Coleman recognises, and has North. Very time consuming". couldn't have football without and Davies, so 1 was really the reservations about. he sighs. Arc we detecting a him and It seems that the junior behind those two. My "Look, we all know the little hit of apathy or. horror of reverse is also true. In Motty. Pole- axed first job was the second leg of money in football has come horrors, boredom') we have a genuine multi- the Fairs Cup final of 1971. from Sky, It's good in many "I'm not going to go on media professional who has Leeds were playing Juventus, ways. Clubs grab the wealthy forever. You need to keep up worked his way from pen to ULTIMATELY the objcs its e and such a performance so we recorded the match and I supporters by making it all your enthusiasm and be very microphone to slow motion may have been achieved. hut early into the tiost-Venahles era analysed it. On the strength of fashionable. but executive dedicated to it all. The nib has replay. Each time • his the expected three points should leaves the supporter somewhat that, I got a one year contract hoses are only for to come first.- considerable knowledge not mask the many underlying disappointed. with the radio to fall hack on if entertaining." Oh no! Don't quit now! (check out the notes above) weaknesses in the England side Huddle can of course draw I faded," It's good to see that Without you and Des, the and unique spin on things has exposed by a very ordinary certain positive things fmm the someone so high up in the game won't be the same. kept the nation's football fans Polish outfit on Wednesday match, namely the resolve in adio's loss was to he media should still have an Quick. Better ask him informed and entertained, night. Many in the Wembley recovering from the early telly's gain. That interest in the people who something. OK then. What If we could all have our crowd sang the Euro 96 anthem setback. a rasping Rcontract was to be make football what it is, about the current state of times again, then we would "Football's coming home" Blackhumesque second goal extended, and although the namely those fans who turn up affairs? surely hope that John Morton when the final whistle blew. but from Shearer, and decent Monson moniker was gaining a week in, week out, Indeed, "This season the would indeed not do anything deep down most will feel it was displays from new boys David name for itself in the business, Motty confesses to "going to Premiership has an edge to it differently. And that includes more a case of "Where's it Beckham and Andy nationwide fame was yet to be Barnet and Luton on my day with all the foreigners. How the sheepskin coats. gone?" Hi nchcli ffe . Beckham has achieved. off', so he still knows what are these boys going to shake The slick movement and seemingly usurped fellow The screen goes wobbly. interplay that so overwhelmed playmaker Matthew Le Tissier the swirly mists of time begin Holland in June was reproduced as heir to Paul Gascoigne's to clear, and it's halfway in this World Cup qualifier. but throne, one seaind-half jinking through the 1971-72 season. not by the home side. Poland run in particular giving a The 26-year-old Motty is in SOME MOTTY FACTS were sharper in both mind and flashing insight into his Hereford. where the home side foot. and can feel extremely prodigious potential. are playing the mighty hard done by not have left these Hincheliffe's ability with a Newcastle. Cue giant-killing shores with anything other than dead-hall proved to he one of upset. pitch invasion by Commentary record: the duty -frw. England's few weapons, and scruffy' youths and MOTU Coach Glenn 1-toddle does many colleagues would do well opening title immortalisation. tell his players to stand in to match his determined The 'Ronnie Radford' 17 FA Cup Finals and 5 certain places, or adopt a tackling down the left side game was my breakthrough. partieuhu formation, but it is 181) minutes is far too early They put the game to the top ultimately their responsibility to to make other inure oi the show, and my voice replays perform as individuals. Too fundamental judgements. with it. After that. I started to often, England were second especially on new tactics. the get the big games and it went hest in the tackle which left continuing presence of from there " 6 World Cup tournaments them worryingly exposed to the Gascoigne its the mulfield One fact that many people counter-attack. Slack defending fulcrum. and also the Shearer- tend to forget is that the gifted the Poles an early lead Ferdinand partnership. Both concept of regular live football while simple passes were strikers were at then, hest when is a relatively new one. 6 European continually intercepted, and the combining for the second goal. Highlights and the occasional final bail habitually failed to a move which provided a international game were the Championships find the intended target_ Alan glimpse of what could be norm as recently as the mid- Shearer may be able to redeem achieved when each develops seventies, such sloppiness against lesser an intuitive understanding of "Even the FA Cup Final teams. but stiffer opposition the other's movements in and wasn't broadcast live until 'Carling No.1' will punish it. around the penalty area. 1977", says Monson. "There Before Earn 96. many International football is very was just no live football. But award winner for would have been grateful with a much a learning process, and now everything seems to he home victory, content with six provided that our new head live. You've got three channels points out of six and positively crutch uses the video evidence showing many. many games." services to football for delighted with two goals from to good effect. England may yet The third channel, Sky Shearer But expectations have look hack on this mediocre, Television, was recently been significantly raised by the scrappy performance with fond credited to have the most the month of October team's success in reaching the hindsight last four of a minor tournament. Alex Gubbay I:1 S•ieilbkiiT- SPORT Si116'6W- sPod:EH241rabierIT- A BBC VOICE SWEEP IT UP JOHN MOTSON GIVES US WHO WILL T O T AL BE YOUR FOOTBALL SUPERMAN? page 22-23 page 20-21 Student super league for Leeds F E Y F C By DANIEL to feature prominently McCORMACK again this time around. Sure to he ably marshalled by enigmatic coach Mel RUGBY league Wfbberley along with the enters a new era this experienced Rob Lowe and the club captain Neil Bayer, the year with squad have esery reason to formation of a hope for more sucess in this national student tougher format. The new campaign begins super league. with a daunting fixture at The new competition rivals Humberside. a match to replaces the old regional be played at the Boulevard. divisions, and gives home of professional outfit Leeds University the Fiuil RUFC. But Headingley is likely to opportunity to face stage the real crunch match. fellow giants Cardiff The local derby with LMUSU institute and will take place under the Loughborough both floodlights in early November home and assay this and it should be a high standard, professional rugby season. league match. Thankfully. the core of 1..MUSU are also one in last year's double-winning the founder members of the squad remains with super league and will thecae Student World Cup stars on the opportunity to take on Graeae Serjeant, Glenn their Leeds rivals. They arc Hutton and SR1. player of also hoping lo travel to the the year Jody Moran likely United States to play a series of tour matches there.

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ON THE SPOT: LMUSU's Wayne Hill brings down LUU's Andy Myhill in the penalty area in the local derby pic Dan Brayshaw

D football saw Mylin with the ball was kicked out of the "They deserved it tin the THE ADVENI MENS FOOTBALL hall at his feet in the penalty 'keeper's hands and into the day. Maybe if the penalty had LT TANK mare p LUU 0 - 1 LMUSU area. Panic led to a desperate goal. The referee indicated a gone it would have been tackle from Met defender, free kick. but the LUU different." By ZOE FELLER Wayne Hill and the referee players thought he wits Punch-up 1.111111.11 had no choice but to award a pointing to the centre circle. lithli by phi PAUL. Ferry's second penalty. Paul Lanshorough They celebrated briefly and But both captains were COLOURSOUND stepped up to the spot. but vociferously, until their half goal settled the surprised about the good CX0141141/411 sent his shot low and wide of mistake was realised to their spirit the game had been oral MOON* JACO result of one of the the post The disappointment acute embarrassment. played in. This was the first most docile 'grudge' was tangible and this was the Legitimate claims for fixture in years without a matches of recent turning point in the game. another penalty by LUU were punch-up_ LUU's heads went down, and denied by the referee, who It was a good day all years. I-WM regained control_ slowly lost his grip an the It was LUU's first fixture round for the LMUSU game, as the pressure began the season and their football teams. The 2nd XI of Clean sheets to tell on the desperate naivety showed early in the beat Hill's 2nd XI 2-1. The University players. Sliding game The Met however Somehow, the half ended 3rd team had the most tackles and dodgy fouls from played hciter as a team unit without a goal being scored. convincing victory. winnim: behind left 1..MUSU looking and took advantage of the both goalkeepers having 6-4 Even the women got tri more like the survivors of a University's weaknesses. worked hard to keep the score on the act. heating Barnsley battle than jubilant LUU hately had a shot on sheet blank. 6-4. foothallem. goal in the first twenty The only goal came early Captain Matt Rothcry was minutes as they were in the second half. The bull LI.1.1. Wormier, Hack, McQamn, delighted with the victory' barraged with a series of was neatly crossed in to the Blackburn. Owen. Walton. "We looked like Bruit in attacks from the men in penalty area lot centre lanstsimurdi, Jones, Earl, (lamer. needs University Refect the first twenty minutes, and green. None of the football forward Paul Ferry to head ktylull, Sutac McDonald, Bognor after. that." Saturday 19th October was palticularly pretty. Past past Matt Worcester in the Motive.. Briers University goal, A simple "We got the anal, and sat £9 Adv. Doors 8pm - 2am resentments resurfaced. and LIMSU:Graiwick.Roscbuiyh. hack a bit. but it was a great sheer strength became the goal. but definitely one to Hill. Headtcy, Marks, Bacon. Tickets From; L.U.U. CTS shop. Jumbo, goal.- key to vict4Ty remember. Rothr, . Brooks. Hopkins. Bourne. Simon McQueen, captain Orash, Cavendish Travel, Rocks Off (Bradford A tare piece of skilful 1.111.1 came dose to terry. Subs: Chcsicrton. ti..hercs, equalising. not least when the of .LUU was less excited: DugAale