Elsewhere Cool Cats tate 'est Junior ...... We interview the Hepeats, who Should San Diegans Women stennis areakln Jail will open for Ben Harper tonight drink reclaimed wins two matches BERKELEY - UC at the RIMAC Arena. sewer water? and loses one. Berkeley junior Daniel Perez, Hiatus, page 7 Opinion, page 4 a 20-year-old pem.:e and con Sports, page 20 -L. nict studies major, spent his V) spring break in a Serhian jail cell. Perez and five other H E u c 5 D ~ Americans went to tpe Serhian provi nce of Kosovo r on March 8 to promote non violence hetween th e ~ Serbians and the ethni c l' if) majority Albanians. The group, with Perez was arrest -0 I ed by poli ce and se ntenced to ~ '. l0 10 days in prison for failing :::.. £: \'--- to register as vis it ors with ______~ . Miss America Discusses the surfboards, body boards .. wetsuits, swimsuits All Around Campus ETCETERA~ clothing, skateboards Today Importance of HIV Prevention snorkle gear, and more Dance/Party: Hawaii Chio BBQ FORUM: Kate Shindle grams like condom distribution in Shindle suggested that students Enjoy Hawaiian cullure with food and dancing at 5 p.m. on the high sc hools, programs which just educate themselves ahaut HIV and Marshall Field. For information, ca ll 457-4684. talks to 20 people in the SOt-\€. SITuf:rr\ONS AQ£ HoPE~ rTs Nat' JOS'lIHE. l.ON(j HClIJ(I$ aren't popular," Shindle said. AIDS, examine their own behavior PoNQ NO A/II\O\IoIT Of €.~R>QT B\JT~E ~tNO-~UMe.aNG Price Center Theater "Someone from the Family Values and "be honest" with themselves, San Diego Film Festival: "Tabarka" and tS 6oIolG '"ft) ~A~e. ~'1 OIfffi(.4£ SAM~IJ~ of ~ 'TAS't::~. Organization said that my platform get tested: respect others and to "Buena Estrella" By Grace Jang was a joke and that because con "not be afraid to say no." ~ Senior Staff Writer doms aren't effective 100 percent Shindle also attempted to dis Take a oreak with thi s douhlc feature f~om Spain, beginning at 7 & Miss America 1998 came to of the time, they shouldn't be di s mantle "myths" of the Miss p.m. at the Mandevi lle Auditorium. Admission for students is $4. UCSD on March 13. tributed, That really crosses the line America pageant. For information, cu ll 534-4090. Speaking at various college from disagreeing to being danger "For years and years, Miss campuses across the nation on her ous." America was a beauty pageant," Price Center Movie: "Tomorrow Never Dies " platform, "On the Way to a Cure: Warren junior Sabrina Houlbert she said. "It was a ribbon -cutting ome watch thi ~ James Bond movie, starring Pierce Brosnan, at 7 Preventing HIV Transmission in lauded Shindle for her "guts." job and it was a bathing suit con p.m. and 10 p.m. in the Price Cent er Theater. Student admission America," Kate Shindle hopes to ''The reason why I came is test - that's how the whole thing for each showing is $2. For information, cal l H22-2068. educate students about safer sc,.,. because I think her platform is started. But the organization \l= ~'~ OI~~ €lJ(e'1- ~ Q.EASoN l:kX,)'2E, IJOT "In 1996, for the tirst time in awesome," Houlben said. "I think should be recognized for the "ll-ItNG tN (~PV.IS~ ~pp~~~ tS ~AUS~ -nil!> oe.o€f."IO history, the number of AIDS-relat it takes a lot of guts to go out and socially responsihle angle it is tak Music: Ben Harper foI' ~1JCb' Of WO/lNLErOlm, tS A '1\-tA.J\:.t..CS:!>' .lOB. ing. It 's not a nun-job. Certainly, I Relax with the tunes of popular olues artist Ben Harper at 7:30 t1' t~N'T lUOb:,I..lG. ed deaths declined," she said. speak about a sexually tmnsmiHed p.m. in the RIMAe Arena. Doms open at 6)0 p.m .. and UCSD \W ~ ''That's encouraging news, but the disease." could run around all year, yelling, students can at.tend fQf' $17.50. For information, call 534-4119. tight against HIV is far from over When asked whether she 'I'm not a beauty queen. 1 am mak $2,500 .... HIV docs not discriminate, and thought her work is effective, ing a difference: but I think that is saved annually by the average carpooler, sharing the costs of parking and it is spreading at unprecedented Shindle responded, "I don't know would he a waste of everybody's driving 10 UCSD, based on AM eomposite costs figures-(619) S34-RIDE. MusiC: Piano Recital rates. Not only do two American if bringing Miss America to town lime. Aleck Karis will perform Charles Ives' "Three Page Sonata," the teenagers contract HIV every hour, for 45 minutes necessarily will "Actions speak louder than complete solo piano music of Ellioll Carter, and Rohert bUI worldwide there are 8,500 new change anyone's behavior in the words, so I'd rather do my work Schumann's "Three Romances." The recital is at 8 p.m. in Warren infections every day." long term . I think my most effec and eventually, the people that Lecture Hall Studio A. Admission for stude nt s is $6. For informa Appro,.,imately 20 people gath tive role is served if 1 can al.:t as a mailer to me will draw their con tion, call 534-4!BO. ered in the Price Center Theater to catalyst for programs that arc dusions from the truth , from the meet the Northwestem University already in place." conl.:rete things thatI've been able Tomorrow senior, who has received criticism A representative from Student to accomplish," Shindle contin CWD Film Series: "Black Is, Black Ain't" from those who say that she is Health Services spoke to the audi ued. "[t's difficult 10 deal with the advocating sexual promiscuity and ence on testing services available stereotypes, but 1 think that 'Watch ihis thought-fJfovoking movie at 7 p.m. in Solis 107. For fornication through her platform. on campus after Shindle recom women empower women by information, call 534-4!!73. "The controversy surrounding mended ways in which studenlS allowing them to make their own me has been because I support pro- could protect themselves sexually. chokes." . Music: Altan Allan is the hoUest Irish band to emerge from the Emerald Isle since the Chieftains. Enjoy their music at !! p.m . in the Mandevillc SU'{' lU""'&.) ~ou Eoe.' BAC:~ suited Aguilar because Francis was and uphold the bylaws. J l.X'SD ITSONL~ A .lOS. l-tAl2.oat. ) parlcing.ucsd.edu Auditorium. Admission for students is $14. For infonnation, call ~OV e.~woe~ FINANCE: on vacation. When Francis However, Leventhal said he felt 5 34-4()l)(). returncd. Diallo said the council that these interprctations of the Diallo agrees with UNtvERIITI' Of CALIFORNIA SAN DIEGO TRANSPORTATION & PARKING SERVICES legal interpretations consulted him for a second opinion. bylaws were incorrect. Saturday BRIEFLY••• Fram;is then provided Diallo ''The administration fdl that !lie Continued 'rom INI'- 1 with a ve rbal interpretation of the A.S. was an internal organization, Event: Marshall College Cultural Celebration Constitution a'nd the rulings of the bylaws and said he would''give him so it had the right to decide how its This celehration, beginning at II a.m . .at Marshall College, will Students Asked to Enter Contest U.S . Supreme Coun. a writlen intcrpretation on Wed .. representatives arc elected," showcase musical and dance performances from around the world "We' rC -Jlot till~ing ahout state April I. Leventhal said. "But I don ' t under All undergraduates are invited to submit entries for and will feature ethnic food and craft artisans, an art gallery, a Muir To Stage Annual Musical on government or l oc~ 1 government," HO\l(cver, no such interpretation stand that hccause the A.S. is a paclry venue, educational forums, and a children's area with arts the Chancellor's 5K RtJn!Walk t·shirt design contest. The third·annual Chancellor's Challenge will be hoald AprIl 10-11 In Mandeville Drozd said. "We' re talking about has heen received by Diallo by the public institution ." and crafts, games of the world and llama rides. The event will on Fri., Oct. 23 on the UCSO cross-country course. A The Muir College Musical Ensemble will present studcnt governl\lent, and it is . not time thc Guardial/ went In press. Leventhal also said he bclieves lake place rain or shine and is free and open to the public. For t-shirt is traditionally given iJNfJ'j to all participants of "Into the Woods· at 8 p.m. on April 10 and 11 in the subject to the Supreme Court 's Because th e interprctations arc that lhe bylaws not only infringe Mandeville Auditorium. inronnation, call 534-4390. the run; this is the first year that a student will create interprctation of the laws. The casc consistent , Assistant Director o f upon his First Amcndment rights, With music by Stephen Sondheim and lyrics by the design, Student Activities and Government hu t th ey also signilicantly imp • " It ... I ..... f Thursday_ April 2, 1998 4 OPINION . Tbu;sday,' April 2, 1998 The UCSD Guardian OPINION 5 .. ,I ,,' I I ,~ r' t COMMENTARY: Rather than create a more efficient workplace, as was intended, personal computers on every desk, cellular phones in every pocket and other common technological advances have complicated and consumed our lives Editorial Board Terrr Lew, Edilor in Chief ..... Fn. t ••, Co-Managing Editor TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES CONSUME OUR FREE TIME ... J .... Co-Managing Edi(or ...,.. 1Uei., Opinion Editor PINI By Simone Santini usually at the expense of free time technologies. nobody seems to have a clue about .... "-II..... r. Co·News Editor Contributing Opinion Writer - while failing to produce a more At one time. computers were what to do after we have the 1tJ. Co·News Editor 01_, I am essentially a lechnologist. interesting and stimulating work regarded as a means to eliminate Internel in every dassroom. rr.e UCSD GuitldlilfllS publiShed (wee a week II the Unrvet'51t't of CalifornIa. San o~eo Contents Although a good pan uf my work place. menial and repetitive lasks. It is Arguahly, the very concept of 01998. VIeWS elptesseCI I'IefU'I (fptesen, U'Ie martOflty vote 01 the eolton31 boafd. and are. nOI LL, HOW ABOUT in computer science is theory, a The workplace has become true thai , in Ihe last live years, classroom (intended ;\s an audilori neccssanty those 01 the UC BOiJfd of Relents, toe ASUCSQ, nor the entire GuM(1r,n staft, good chunk of il is lechnological more "dynamic." meaning Ihat unemploymenl has steadi ly um) could become obsolete. the IN J.J. THE '{tHALE AND development. companies lay off workers as soon decreased - and this is in part du e role or lhe teacher could change All of Society Responsible h seems natural, therefore, 10 as a new general ion of cUlling to technology. However. it is also dramalically and th e whole ONLY MAKE JI 10 MILLION ask how lechnology is used and edge employees hecomes avail lrue Ihat heing employed docs nOI approach to culture could he For Preparing Its Students whether it is being used 10 increase able. On the other hand. individu guarantee an acceplable quality of altered. I have seen no widely dif In the first year that affirmative-action criteria IN IMPROVEMENTS!' the quality of Ii fe . At the same als wilh marketable ski li s are per life. For instance, in Ihe westem fused dehate on Ihese issues. Li ke time, I am surprised to sec how lit fectly happy to jump from compa United Slales, 15 percent of the mosl discourse about the impact of were not used in University of California undergrad tle the people involved in techno ny 10 company to speed up their Weare missing popUlation lives below Ihe poverty the new lechnologies on our social uate admissions, UCSD i1dmitted 40-percenr fewer logical developmenl think aboul careers. leve l. and cultural life, Ihe debate is thin appi'icants from underrepresented raciill-minority these mailers. The consequences of Ihis on our some great Technology has placed employ ner than an oxide deposit on a com groups than last year. The use of technology affects lifestyle and our society are not opportunities to ees in a very complex network of puter chip . The small number of African American, Mexican our society dramatically. At work, reassuring. Families move fre relations, in which actions can All in all, technology is a posi we are accustomed to using Improve the quality American and Native American students admitted is quently, hunting for new jobs, los inlluence a large number of people tive thing. Rather than an anti-tech amazing technological tool s - ing their roots and becoming isolat in unpredictable ways ~ This social nologisl. think of me as a disap especially alarming, considering that there is already of life. Worst of all, from laptop computers to cell ed. Parents work longer hours and network requires informed and poinled technologi st. We are miss a pitifully low number of students from underrepre phones. We can now do more are raising a generation of children the very people educated people, and technology ing some great opportunities to sented racial-minority groups on campus. work in less time ; we can be more they do not understand, but they do responsible for the gives us the lool s 10 inform and improve Ihe qualilY of life. For instance, 1,639 of the 13,303 studenrs admitted produclive. not know and fear. development of the educate people more efficienlly, al Worst of all, Ihe very people to UCSD last year were racial minorities. This year, of We could use this new-found In spite of all the rhetoric about leasl in principle. responsible for the development productivity to case Ihe pressure of "family values," society increasing In the age of easy salellite com the 13, 141 studenrs accepted, o nly 965 are African technology, which of the technology, which should the work, 10 give us more lime to ly asks us to pUI our jobs in front of should be helping munication, journalism is increas be helping us , are too busy writing American, Mexican-American or Native-American. enjoy each other's company and 10 our family. In fact , there is enor ingly fascinaled wilh irrelevant programs 20 hours a day wilh lil If Ihe University of California truly intends to pursue other interests. mous pressure to put jobs hefore us, are too busy issues and its focu s is more and tie or no time to even think about serve all the people of California, then the university We could probably accomplish our family, quality of life, well writing program. 20 more restricted to local banalities it. should strive to have a student· body whose ethnic the goal that Bertrand Russell had being and everything Ihat should be hour. a day with and gruesome stories of crime and We are developing some fonni makeup is similano that ofCalifomia. Obviously, we 70 years ago - a society in which a priority. sex (possihly together). dable and far-reaching technolo four hours of work per day would Now, thank s to technology, The educational system still gies thai will alIcct our lives like are far from meeting this goal. little or no time to be enough to produce whatever is many of us can work 24 hours a has no idea of what to do with Ihe few things in our past We can Although it w0!lld be easy to blame the lack of John Barber/ Guardian necessary, leaving people free time day from almost any place in the even think about It. new network technologies. decide to use them to improve our rdCial minorities on the UC Regents f(,)r abolishing for culture, entenainment, family world. Every place with a phone everything will not ex lend to Everybody is trying to jump on the selves, our culture, our awareness affinnative action, no one person or entity is entirely and friends. jack or a cell phone can be instant most of our already scarce free bandwagon with enthusiastic and our quality of life. responsible fonhe lack of diversity in the University We have not reached this goal. ly transformed into an office. time. claims and promises that every We can create a new humanism of California: However, some blame can surely be 'WAtER-RECLAMATION PlAN .Is. A Using new technology is giving us While this is not true for Only a small portion of the pop classroom in America will he con and a new Renaissance. We can longer hours, more pressure, more everyone, I suspect it will be true ulation ~an fully benefit from new nected to the Internet and that this also decide to use technology to on California's public school system. : prac~ miser~ble stress and less job security. for a large majority of people technologies. Progress in medicine will bring us into the Golden Age make our social problems worse j , HQ~ cal) it be: pq~s ibl cr i ~hat California, the richest VIABLE· OPTION' FOR' SAN 'DIEGO Technology has blurred, at least for who graduate r;om UCSD. There , is useless if it is not affordable; of education. and to create a neurotic and captive _ st~le A,merica. Oflt:1of , the ·P09fest,school .sy~- , .~, Thi~- is good ,in na,.., " 'I . " whilc -<.:o llar workers, Ihc dislin<.: is no reason 10 think that Ihe much of Ihe world docs nOI have very if you are society with Orwellian characteris terns in the country? How can we bui-Id new prisons .. COMMENTARY: Reclaiming wastewater and purifying it for the tap will provide tion between .work and free time - pressure to put our job before ready access 10 these exPensive looking for a few easy votes, but tics. The choice is ours. while many schools in the slate are in shambles? San Diego with a-reliable and clean source of water: oespite protesters' concerns In the wak~ of, the end of affinnative action. and in -..- ,.., .. (' .1. • already having difficulties main . By Jenny Nicholson program would be high, a reliable, drinking water. C9\lnty Water Authority and many Qrder . to illC(ea~ " diversity at , the University of Did the ~u"-y invest millions in RECYCLE: local wal~r system for San Diego is San Diego would be the first environmental organizations, includ taining a steady water supply, San Staff Writer ' the (eclamat~on project just to discard well worth the price. Before the city in California, and the second in ing the Sierra, Club. Also, in a recent Diego should immediately institute California. children from underrepresented I'acial , 1/ makes up 75 percent of our body Water will be clean the water'! The program should he put city bui Ids a stadium or expands the the nation, to use reclaimed water survey, public opinion was finnly in programs to prepare for the minority-groups need to have the tools to be academi- ' ,. ina~s and covers three-quaners of. the into effect, rat~tt than become a need and safe to drink cOflvention center, it should direct for potable uses. This would be a suppon of lhe reclamation project inevitable decrease in available 'eally competitive'. These ~tudents Ot!ed the opportunity Earth's sur'face but water seems to be less drainoon cit~ funds . . eonu.ued frOlll ..... 4 funds to developments that San proper move, considering that San This 'support should serve as a import supplies. , to ~lIe~d g~ i~~·ix>is ,~at prepare ,them' for attendance the one thing that San Diego doesn ·l Some cringe at dri\lking water that have. . million. The annual cost of the pro Diego truly need~. Diego imports 90 percent of ilS strong suggestion that reclamation San Diego should be prepared to at institutions li,ke UCSD. was once i.n their toilel , but the fear is ject would be $900 to $1,000 per The city has already begun the water, one of the highest percent would be a positive development in be self-sutlicient when other areas San Diego irnport~ its water for This can only be accomplished if more money is an ungrounded one. The reclaimed acre-foot, a cost competitive with project; it built the North City plant ages in the nation. The city ~hould San Diego. join the search for reliable water I. drinking, irrigation and, well, for just water would go through seven separate other water sources. and etmently uses reclaimed water act quickly hefore that level gets As population increases and the sources, and at this point, water allocated to the public school system, and that money aboul everything. ' Because of this, treatments, and has been certified safe The large amount of capital for non-potable purposes, includ any higher. availability of resource~ decreases, reclamation programs are the only is well spent. there is a constant search for new by the California Department of investment ' needed for the project ing irrigation and iqduslry. In fact, While critics of the progrJm say cities everywhere will havc to turn true way of achieving indepen It is important to note that the University of methods of ' increasing San Diego's Health Services. Once purified, the would drain local resources, if state many counties across the nation , that it is not feasible, the program to recycling, rather than depending dence. local water supply. Over the past sev California has taken the first step in reaching out to reclaimed water would then be wilh or government funding was not employ successful programs using has the support of the major state on fresh resources. Jellll)' NidlO/s(J/l can be r{'ached eral years, Ihese supplies have been drawn by the city, filtered and disin students from underrepresented racial-minority water pro~rams, the San Diego Considering that the city is at [email protected]. decreased by drought, groundwaler obtained. Although the costs for the re-purilied \;Vater for everythi~g but groups. In particular, UCSD has placed full-time San Diego would be fected before being supplied to water contamination, seawater intrusion and customers. recruiters in Los Angeles and San Francisco to begin the tlrst city In legal rulings limiting the amount of Not only would the reclaimed working with prospective students as early as ninth imported water. California, and the water decrease San Diego's depen grade. In addition, UCSD may one day have a model To combat these problems, San second In the nation, dence on imported supplies, the pro school on campus for students from socio-economi Diego has turned to a controversial ject would keep wastewater out of Ihe cally disadvantaged communities. water-reclamation program, more pop to use reclaimed ocean. Each day in San Diego, ularly know as the "toilet-to-tap" pro Physics· Department has It should not only be the responsibility of the UC water for potable 180,000 gallons of treated wastewater posal. The program is expensive, but are dumped in Ihe ocean. If the recla grading, tutoring and system to ensure that more students from underrepre u .... Thl. would be a the henclits of water reclamation arc mation project is approved, the city laboratory positions open for sented racial-minority groups are eligible to attend well worth th e cost. proper move, and the ocean would both benelit, as upper division and graduate 3 Rairs of color the University of California. Instead, it should be the The proposed project would water th at replaces San Diego depen con.lderlng that San students with 1 + year responsibility of California legislators and citizens include II new or expanded water dence un imported water would also DISPOSABLES who watch students move through alifornia's public reclamation plants, a stale-of-the-art Diego Import. 90 reduce Ihe strain on the ocean. Physics coursework, $9.49 Free color vallely packs lor light re-puri li cati on faci lity, and hundreds FreIIIII oc'f or dark eyes when you buy 12 schools without ever rcally gaining the skills neces percent of Its water, If reclamation is approved , Ih e cil Y & up/hr. Apply at the Physics of miles of delivery pipeline. The puri wou ld have a reliabl e source of waler, pairs 0 FreshLook' clem sary to attend the University of California. Student Affairs Office, 115 tied waler would be blended wilh one of the hlghe.t even in times of drought. With a solid dlsposabes (S·mo supply) runoff and imported waler in reser percentages In the rec lamati on program in place, Sa n Urey Hall Annex or email voi rs before hein g di stributed 10 Ihe Di ego could w ilh ~ land the slrain Ih at marriot1 @physics.ucsd.edu. puhlic. nation. The city Exam, follow-up, solutions, will inevilahl y res ult when growing 6 mo. of FreshLooks® Clear, $14 9 Wa ~ t ewa ter is San Diego's most should act quickly popUlat ion l eve l ~ increase Ihe need for Props and Flops 3-pair Rainbow variety pack . Atler Mlrs abundan!. et Icast uliliLed, source of before that leve. get. ag riculture. The ci ty l1lu ~ 1 also he pre $ 40 ,@blUe P~ u e~ trian ~ wi ll now he ahle (() c ro~s G:Jrnct waler. In alifornia, Iwo milli on acre pared whe n Ih e ~ tal l:~ around Ih - 2forl appetizers ~n Avcnuc in Paci li c Beac h in relativc ~a fe t y, Ihanl..~ feel of waslewaler are produced annu any higher. 01 lrad o Ri ver start usi ng more water ROBER I HnLIR, 00 • Sl£V~N TAYMAN 00 to Ihe in ~ tall aliu n of Moplight s ,11 Ih ' Haine ~ all y, hUI onl y :100,000 acr--feel ar ' and Icave less lor San Diego. The I ill EXTENDED WEAR I,Jl' ,'I'I'J !l' COSTA VERDE CENTER \.~ IreC I and Bayard Street in tersection>, coun e~y reclaimed eac h yea r. Wllh such an resu lting in cosily scih acks to Ih l: leclalllali un progra m wo uld crcale a 8650 GENESE! AVE . STE. 220 olthe il y of San Diego. ava il ahl e suppl y of water th ai can h' counl y. The orlh ilY Ircallnem plam l11u ch-nee ded sa kgu ard lor (lU r (619)452-7374 re-purifi'd ,lI1d r --imrod uced illin Ih ' wi II produce 2() ,OOO ga ll ons of droughl -pron-:: area. $89** $99** Pre~i d 'nt Bill linton ~ h o uld Ix: a~ h a m e d for water supply, it see llls ahsunl 10 l:Oll n.:cla llll eU WOl ler every da during Ih e FASIilON VALLEY ENTER The main drawhack 01 Ihl: proJ l:l.l COMPLETE 2 P lit' B&L FW failin g to hold adull.\ r c~ pl)n ~ihlc for the liulle depend ing mainly on imp fl ed IO-l1lonth delay. This wa lcr wi ll have is Ih e linancial burden il poses on Ihe NEAR SAkS FIFlH A VEN UE (61 9)295-0537 J o n e~ h(Jro incld 'nl hy ~ a in g, "W - do nol und er water supplics. to he pumped 10 anolher lrealm 'nl 'il ·S fl:',ources. Thc lolal cost lor Ih e 6 · .. ,1\ oJ' I 6 sta nd what drIVes children... In lake Ih e l ive~ of The San Diego ity Counl:il 's dcci plan!. Ircriled again , then dum ped in reclamalion program would bl,' 646 C'l 1i1cro. ." • • •••• " •.••. , •. . io n 10 dela the lec lama li on project i~ I he OC'(', n See RECYCLE, Page 5 6 OPINION The UCSD Gu-ardian Thursday. April 2, 1998 COMMENTARY: Students who consistently hold negative attitudes about Thursday, April 2, I ~8 The UCSD GtWdiap _ NEWS 7 UCSD should step back to admire its assets and appreciate its beauty . dren from underrepresented racial -Berk.ley, _ the 5.5 percent of the students admilled inadequately represented in this ADMIT: UCLA minority groups from allending the at UC Berkeley for fall admission freshmen class," Camcsale said. admits 5 percent University of California. oldest and - a 56.3 percent drop from last "We lake very seriously our STUDY "ASIA ' STUDENTS SHOUL'D ApPRECIATE ART "In the shon run, my greatest pr.. mlnent public. year. Last year, UC Berkeley admit responsibility to prepare leaders -,- . ~....'.:. ! I , '.;... ~ less Caucasians concern is that news of the substan ted 1,045 Mexican-American appli from and for every segment of the .' " unlv.... 1ty In By Ilona Fass sent. tial drop in underrepresented cants, this year 434 were admitted . l:Ommunity." Hiatus Editor Once ni ght falls, it is a differe nt minority students in the admit pool California, .... Chicanos comprise 2. I percent of Out of the 10,600 students When r first arrived at CSD story alt ogeth er, as mu ch of th e will serve to dampen the aspira played - and all admilled students - a decrease admitted to next year's freshmen SYRACUSE about a year ago, I was surprised at uni versity's greatest work is i Ilum i Berkeley will differ signilicantly tions of young students and those of 21 percent from last year. Last class at UCLA, 12,5 percent identi the l:ollective negativil)! thaI the nated by the neon sign ca ll ed Vices from last year. African-American, who advise them in junior high and should play - an year, 22 1 Latinos were admilled to fied themselves as either African students expressed, and at th ei r and VirlUel·. Mexican-Amcrican, Latino and high schools," he said. "Berkeley, Important role for the campus, as compared with 166 American, MCKican American, quick and easy manner of making Just think of all the pranks that Native-American students together as the oldest and preeminent puhlic Latinos admitted this year. Latino or Native American - 64 ABROAD that opinion known quite well. In arc waiting to happen by a si mpl e comprise 10.4 perecnt of the l! ,034 university in California, has played all California Native Americans represent 0.3 percent less students than last year. fact , it ccms that it is even fa sh manipUl ati on of the lights (Lutt ony, students admitted - a 54-percent - and should play - an impor student•• We give percent of the students admitted to The number of Afril:an IN ionable to spea k poorly about Gut, etc.). Not only that, but under drop from their proportions admit tant role for all California students. UC Berkeley for fall - a decline Americans admitted to UCLA UCSD. neath thi s sign is a huge, empty ted last year. We give the very best students a the very be.t of 58.9 percent from last year. Last decreased 42.6 percent from 1,331 I was disheartened at having my building called the Powell At a press con ferel1l;e on goal on which to set their sights." student. a goal on year, 67 Native Americans were last year to 280 this year. eagerness stomped on by a pl etho Structural Lab, where scienti sts Tuesday, UC Berke ley Chancellor Berdahl also pledged to do all admilled, as compared with 27 The number of Mexican HONG KONG ra of more-ex perienced ICel . 1 was Once night falls, It build repli cas of freeway overpass· which to set their Robert Berdahl said he is dismayed he can to encourage the students admitted this year. Americans and Latinos admiued saddened the day, that I read an is a different story es and bridges and then use a giant th at the en tering cla s~ is nowhere fr om underrepresented racial sights." The number of Asian Americans decreased from 3,711 last year 10 anicle in th e Guardian devoled to altogether, as much shaker to simulate the force of an ncar as diverse as t he people of minori ty groups thai were admitted - Robert Berdahl admitted thi s yea r to UC Berkeley 1,497 this year. "en lightening" fresh, unsuspecting earthquake. California. to attend UC Berkeley. Chance llor, UC Berkeley rose 7.7 percent from 2,925 last The number of Native Americans students and listing happi Iy the of the university's Or. when it's nightt ime and the "I can tell you that personally, I "I can tell you that thi s campus year to 2,998 this year. admitted decreased 43 percent from STUDY-TRAVEL IN CHINA things that would haunt my nex t greatest work Is mi st is unbearably thick, take a am very disappointed that our enter intends to do all th at is possible to Afril: ,l11 Americans experiem:ed th e The nu I1Iber of Ca ucasians l! I last year to 46 this year. four years. walk through the forest and look at ing «.:lass will not better represe nt the em:ourage Afril:an-American, most substantial decline. ad mitted this year increased 3.2 The number of Asian Americans I beg to differ; I dare to go illuminated by the the Il oating spaceship emerging impressive di versity that distin Chicano, Latino ~\nd Native African Americans compri se 2.4 percent from 2, 725 lasl year to admitted to UCLA increased slight BUSINESS & against the grai n. I have the audac neon sign called from th e fog . gui shes thi s state," he said . "I American students who have been per«.:ent of the student s admitted to 2,764 this yea r. ly from 4,154 last year to 4,1l!7 Ihis ity to stick my neck on the chop Who needs the usual fountains VIc •• and VIrtu... helieve that students learn from each admilled to enroll ," Berdahl said. UC Berkeley - a decline of 64 .3 UCLA also ex peri enced suh year. LIBERAL ARTS COURSES ping block, and have my head and statues when we have our own other as much as they do from their "I will personally phone as many of percent from th e proportion of such stantial decl ines in th e number of The number of Caucasians whal:ked off by disgruntled stu Just think of all the marble drinking fountain in front of classes and pro fesso rs and that a stu these students as I can and I am students ad mitted last year. A year underrepresented ra«.:ial minorities admitted declined 5 percent from dents. There arc many things that Eleanor Roosevelt College. prank. that .e dent body that is not as diverse as asking our faculty and staff and stu ago, 562 African Americans were admitted, and UCLA Chancellor 3,383 last year to 3,209 thi s year. GENEROUS GRANTS place this campus a cut above the According to the UCSD tour book, we have come to enjoy is a loss to dent leaders to join me in thi s admitted to UC Berkeley for th e Alben Carnesale said he was very Accepted students who choose & rest. waiting to happen thi s fountain "mirrors th e nearby the entire uni versit y community. " efTort ." fall sem ester. This year, 191 concerned with th e lack of diversi to attend UC Berkeley, UCLA or , SCHOLARSHIPS The architecture and art are just by a simple monument to Camp Matthews sug Berdahf also said he is worried Out of all the student s from African Ameri can s arc heing ty in the admitted ChlSS. other campuses must tum in their a few things that stand out and set gesting a connection between the lhat th e lack of diversit y of the und errepresented ral:ial-minority offered admi ss ion. "I al1l com:erned that some seg Statement of Intent to Registe r hy thi s ca mpu s on a le ve l far higher manipulation of the institutions of defense and learn el1l cring class will discuurage chil - gro ups admilled to UC Bcrkeley, Mex ican Ameri l.: an s co mprise ments of our community will be May I. than any other. lights (Luttony, Gut, ing." Not only that, but it 's useful STUDY UCSD is the onl}: campus that when you are thirsty. can boast of talking trees and a etc.). One of my favorite places to IN ENGLISH library that looks like somet hing stand is near Warren Lecture Hall . out of a science-liction tilm . On one side is a glowing pink Some students co mplain about final, when sac rificing yourself to a building with a palm tree in front , the artwo rk on campus, claiming volca no is more appealing than straight ahead is the Vice.I' alld INTERNSHIPS it 's too weird or simply lacks aes studying for thaI chemistry test. Virtues and beyond th at, is the theti l: val ue. The little green statues located Snake Path leading up toward Then they groan about the in the counyard of the communica Geisel Library. amount of money it costs to do that tions depanment are just so bizarre Combined with the surreali sm sort of thing. The truth is, though, that they demand respect. of talking trees and little green that most of the anwork is donated The blue net si tuated in the for men , UCSD has a mys ti c side, as by the Stuart Art Foundation, a pri est wasn 't put there just to catch well. The Sun God does accept sac vate group that linds i n ~ pired and leaves and hirds. It contrasts m~lIl ri fices and, in return, promises to • inspiring artists. made objects with the natural land fix your grades. Well , not really, but SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY I'll admit that it is eclec tic. but sca pe. This in it se lf is ironic it is ni ce to think about. 119 Euclid Avenue isn't that what art is all ahour' The because the fu r e~ t in which it is So, my fellow students, the nex t Snake Path leading lip to Geisel placed is man· made. time you feci annoyed by some IS Syracuse , NY 13244·4170 Library remind s me of the path th at I like seei ng differenll y sized thing al UCSD. ta'ke a look around , 1·800·235·3472 l ead~ toward Joe's ultimate death in concrete balb placed strategica ll y admire the arc hitecture, lalk to a Tuesday, Aprill ...... lOam-4pm "Joe Versus the Volcano ." This is in front of Cent er Hall even if I tree and stop this incessan t C0111- [email protected] especiall y fittin g the ni ght he fore a have no idea as to what they repre- plaining. http://su mweb.syr.ed u/d i pa Wednesday, April 8, ...... 10 am -4 pm got something beHer to say? 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April 2. 1998 • 'U •• ~ J j • J -::;;....,..------_._ -- --- Incl. shampoo, conditiona, cut & blou..Jry Re~ . $22-$27 Hours Mon. Fri. & at. 9a m-6pm; Tues. Wed. & Thurs. 9,n1·8pm; Rerailonly: Sun . 11 -5 Unique: Fred Belanger stands out among a crowd of cardboard Drum-n-bass phenom Roni For appointment call Size gets down J-IAIR cutouts used as extras in the taping at the RIM Ae Arena. SKIN 457-3334 onl y accounts 1'0 1 5 percent of th e UCSD Guardian Arts. Entertainment April 2, 1998 NAILS 8843 Vil la La Jolla DIIve • La Jull. Villa!.", Center TAPING: time spent on the show. Near Whole Foods & SOI,·On Mitch Gaylord also The other 95 percent or the time appears in show is spent setting up the site ano preparing for film ing Thl:! site must Films Continued from page 1 he chosen, logistics worked out and The following movies open Scharberg said the arrangeme nt many other th'in gs prepared before in theaters tomorrow. between the show's crew and UCSD shooting can begin. has gone wel l, with few conflicts. Once the show beg ins filming , • Lost In Space, starring "Our higgest problem was eac h ~cene is shot agai n and again Gary Oldman and William sc heduling and trying 10 share Ihe untillhe directors gel exactly what Hurt. facilities ," Scharherg said. they want. On Wednesday, an ac tor There were some minor prob painted completely in silver was • Mercury Ri ....., starring lems with lilming blocking students' lowered fro m the ceiling of Ih e Bruce Willis and Alec passage to class, but, Scharbcrg sai d RIMAC Arena on a ilver sky Baldwin. students were very accommodating. board. This shot was repeated al • Follow the Bitch, 'There have been a couple times feast se ven times, while the crews starring Ray Porter and when people have had to get to tri ed to coord inate the effort and Melissa Lechner. class, but we only block traffic for gel everything right. ahcmt 30 seco nds, and the students The show that the public aC lu ally were very patient," Scharbcrg said. sees is quite different from what is Second Assistant Director Scottie tilmed. Sccnes are shot out of order. Albums Gissel said the EI Nino rains th at because the crew wi ll fi lm all th e HANGI have lashed southern California scenes that use one localion at th e The following albums will caused no major delays in filming. same time. Scenes are edited aga in be released next Tuesday. "We haven 't lost any days and again by many different people. • 2 Uve Crew will release because of rain. hut we have had to "The show goes through about The Red One. juggle our schedule," he said. 16 people before the public ac tu al "There have heen some times we ly sees it," Scharbc rg said. • 9 Volt will release 9 Volt. have shot in th e pouring rain Each episode of the show takes because it fit our purposes." • The Amazin. Royal about a week to produce, wi th the Crowns will release The On the "Push" set, crowds of crew working eac h day for around crew memhers, dozens of lighl s 14 hours. Amazing Royal Crowns. and huge ca m e ra~ atl est to the huge "Make-he li eve is an incredihle • AYaii will release Over effot1 thai goes into maki ng a Iele amuunt or hard work." Scharberg The James. vision shuw. The actu al filming said . IKeeping the Traditionl • AZ will release Pieces Of A Man. FINANCE: these interpretations arc correc t and • Jerry Cantrell will thaI the hyfaws arc needeJ. release Boggy Depot. Students form group "Spending limits 'erve thei r to support Leventhal purpose," said "Millennium" presi • Goodie Mob will release dential candidate Ritesh Khullar. Still Standing. Continued from page 3 " If' there were no spending limits. • Pulp will release This Is siudent s during th e campaign. then peop le with more mont:y Hardcore. "When Ihere an: 15,000 stu could get more publicity and get dent s, and I on Iy ha ve $200 to out there more. II defeals th e va lu e • Stabbin. Westward will Hepcat bring their traditional ska rhythms to RIMAe tonight spend, Ih al's nOI even 5 cents pcr of the vote." release D.arkest Days . siudent th at I can spend ." "Students First!" presidential o to see a "ska band" these playina small venues, and boys and skinheads in the IUd.. Leve nthal comment eu . "[ can't gel candidale Ar7.0 Man sury agreed • The Suicide Machines ence. Do you find that kind of will release Battle days and odds are you will RIMAe I. about 3,000 seats. informati on uut to students." with Khullar. you th.t this be a audience to be more receptive Hymns. wind up slam-dancing with a Do think w. Leventhal said lhat he heli eves " [I' yo u don 't have lim it" it G bunch of body -pierced, cIff...... kind of show? to your music than maybe a that electi on bylaws ui scourage becomes a qut:sti on of access," • SwervedriYer will bleached-blond teenage skatepunks and Santana: We've done bigger shows more main...... 1 indepcnJent c anuidate ~ from run Mansury said. "There needs to be a release 99th Dream. teenybopper "Gwenabces" in wifebeat all around the country and around the No, it's the same with every audi ning, bul Diall u , aiJ he !'c it guod halance, so nothing gets out ers with jcwcls taped to their foreheads, world. It's just different in the situation ence. Just because people are into the Lcventhul's idea wa:. in correct. of' controL" • Zeke will release Kicked ska scene doesn't mean that they're In The Teeth. listening to Goldfinger or Less Than that we're opening up for another act, "Thi s is nOI true." Dia llo sa id . " If' there 's no limil, an inuepcn Jake. and that's basically it. But nothing will actually going to dig our music or not "We arc foll ow ing election bylaws den t would onl y be ah lc to pull ,0 That may be fun, but .it isn't real ska. change about our show; we ' ll playas dig it, you know'! It's the same every that have hcen dul y t: nacted .. " Thi s much mon ey tuge ther." Man sury For authentic, mellow, calypso-inflect hard as we ever have. Maybe a little where. Hopefully our music is good is not an ctfort to squeeze out the continued. "Bul imagine what a ed dance music, one has to look to Hep hard er. Nothing else will change, enough or they like it enough to actual individual camfidme." ~ Iat e could do wi th no limiJ'! Concerts cat, a nine-man band out of Los Ange though. We ' ll play what we play. Our ly buy a CD or buy a T-shirt or whatev In order to help him I'und his Imagine what kind of power they les. But to hear them , you 'd think they show will not adjust or conform because er, cOlne back to another show. We ca mpaign , a group of intere, ted wo uld have ." • Tickets are on sale now for Eric CIIIPton, who came right out of downtown Kingston, we ' re playing with someone else. We always like people to come back. > t ude nl ~ form t: d th e omlliitlee to Mansury also said that each Jamaica. Hepcat recently signed to just do what we do, and we do it our You IMntioned both show..... Elecl Joe Leventhal. Hi s accep individua l member of the , lat e will perform at SDSU ' s Cox Arena on May 26. HellcatlEpitaph, a new Epitaph sub way. CDs; do you enjoy one more lance of the group's money wi ll ends up spending Ih e full amount than the Call 220-TIXS for label founded by Brett Gurewilz and How will it be playina to a dif other? not afTect hi., 20() limit hecause, they arc pefillill ed to ~ pend in I enjoy playing shows, personally. information, Tim Armstrong, guitarist for Rancid and ferent kind of c:rowd than accordi ng 10 A.S. electi on hylaw" ordcr 10 ht:lp with Ihe costs or run legendary ska band Operation Ivy. you're used to? In listenine to the latest CD, I student organi/.ations arc allowed Ilin g Ih e ca mpaign. However. • Tickets are on sale now Hepcat opens I'or Ben Harpt.!r tonig ht It will he interestin g, just in the form found that although it'. the to donat e any of' their non -A.S. Leven th al said Ihat in the past, he for Reyerend Horton at RIMA Arena. The Guardian spoke of whal olher people wi ll think , bul same music, the shows seem fund ~ to a candidale without ha :. ~ee n doc um en ted evidt:ncc Heat with BI. Sandy • with Hepcat ~axo pho ni s t Efren Santan a. we've done th at with the Warped Tour. _ a lot more engaging. alTectin g hb limit. However, can Ihat "S tlld e nt ~ First !" did not and His Fly-Rite Boys, Guardian: Most of the times I know that at a lot of your Yeah. we've gOll en a lot of thu,c di ua l t:~ mu ~ t in cluJe indi idual '\:ul11e even close 10 reaching th ei r who will perform at 4th I've seen Hepcat, you've been shows, you see all the rude See HEPCAT, Page 15 page dnn,ilion~ in Ih eir li.,t:. 01 e pen:. limi t." & B on April 23 . Call e,. ''('m not Ihe one who has glm\ ' 220-TIXS for 19 Dc~pil e Lc vc nlhal\ ohjection" Il icrs all around campus," information. Story by Joe Angiulo, Staff Writer other c.tnJidille~ salu Ihe ' fec i Leventhal ';Iid. , ... " '" " "" .. "" .. """" .. .. ".,, ...... f' •• t t ...... " Thursday, April 2. 1998 IO HIATUS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, April 2, 1998 The UCSD Guardian HIATUS II -M it S ( ART I ~ . - ,====- (,;;--=-..;;; 0 :II ~ M Welcome to our new weekly which is the way it's supposed to feature, Picks & Pans. We figured be. At this show, the pit was just a Ihat since all the other sections had mess of guys nailing around like Trust Us, Size Matters Roni Is Here Prove It a weekly column, why don'l we PickslCllS and 10 electrocuted monkeys, swinging have one too'! Here you'll find One editor spends their arms (and fists) wildly, hilling British drum-n-bass gum Rani Size breaks through in the United States with his most recent album, NewForms many di fferent views on various each other and anyone else who enlertainment topics. assuming we By Adam Vadnais group like Aqua . That's .why it's Spring Break happened to be close. can coercc people into actually Staff Writer cool you're gelli ng the real th ing Jeremy infonned me that it was Paris ...... $782 In the never·ending search for firs!. " writing a column for us. rnnning amok in always like this, and thallhis was a Before I get into the heart of Ihis the next big thing, most new al:ts What makes an artist like Size good pit, for East Coast shows. Frankfurt ...... $86~ }~;· .~thens ...... , and styles rarely outlast the sea· and a scene like drum· n· bass article, we are still loo ki~g for New England, the Had I been close enough for them son (we will always remember inr eresti ng is that while you may someone to be an editorial assistant birthplace of 10 hit me, I would have been you, Marcy Playground), or never not own an album that is entirely for Hiatus. This assistant will take pissed. survive fully intact (people now pure drum·n·bass, cham:es are one over for us as section editor next America Another thing they do over ~ H "~~P~;: ~ l ._·.·~;·';~;;i;;;·· put Smash Mouth and 3 11 into of your fa vori te acts has done a year, so if you think you can do it, there Ihat ( didn't understand at all get down here and talk to us pron ~ . . .. ; th e area of ska). The slow·mov· remix with Size or one of his fel · By Scott Yager is this: Ihey stand at one end of the • . ootlnetucle ... _hrunsan_NQ4.i.···'· ., ing groups and artists who take low DJs . to. circle, line up with somebody flntctiolls apply. CSl 'I017560,fo ' . . '. their time outside of the spotlight One of Size 's more recenl Anyway, the point of this par· much more to do in San Diego. standing at the edge. and run at full usually make the higgest splash. remixes was for the laiesl En Vogue ti cular column is to ramhle on For instance, in San Diego there speed and jump on them. They find :=;~ British drum·n·hass maestro alhum . There arc also rumors /ly. about my spring hreak on th e East are a ton of movie theaters, most of Ihis really am using , and it usually (800) 777-0112 ST/J LAlGEST STlJD£NT STA TRAVEL ing ahout the Inl ernet about Size's Coast. I ventured off 10 visil my which have a Ion of screens. How· results in lots of hand shaking and Roni Size has done just thaI. 1Un1 0tIGAII1WlOII. ..we ...... With his critically al:daimcd plan 10 work with evcryone from old roommate Jeremy in Boston, ever, in Boston I think there are laughing afterwards. All it made album NewForlll.l' (Mercury), Soul Coughing to Blackst reet. where jaywalking and chain·smok· about six theaters, which probably me wanl to do is calch Ihem in BOOK YOU TICKET ONLINE AT: which passed up Radi ohead and the Dn.lln ·n·bass has been around ing arc the most popular pastimes combine for a total of 30 screens or midair and body slam thelll . A lot WWW.STA-TRAVEL.COM Chemica l Brothers for Britain 's for years, but largely unrecog· and the locals say amusing Ihings so. Where do peoplc sec movies i~ of people got hurt that night , more Alhum of the Year, Size and the niz.ed . ACl:o rding to Size, the most like "clam chowdah" and "wicked that city? Maybe California is jusl than ('ve ever see n at a punk show Reprazenl co ll ective have corne to exciting thing to him is how the (insert adjective here}." By the end into " bigger and bellcr:' hut il in Californi a. illustrate what electronic music is youth of today will take the music of the week I developed what I see ms like th ere is hardl y any That same day I was talking to all about. coming out now and make it th eir thought was a pretty good imita· selection of movies, plus you have Jeremy 's room male. Winona. and " .. m more exdted that th e own . ti on of a Boslon accent , but In travel to lind a theater. she sa id that we shou ld go down 10 music is gelling to a whole new "I had rap and hip·hop, but it nollod)' I tried il on found it very I nOliced anOlher cultural differ· Prov id cnce, R.1. to see her audicncc than I am worried th at it was n,')t my own , il was American," funny. ence in the live music scene. Jere· boyfriend 's band play. I wa~ skepti · First I want to start off with a mi ght go into the mainstream ," Sile explaim:d. "I li~t e n e d to reg· my and I went to see Lagwagon al cal about thi s plan , because I Si7.e said in a reccnt intcrview with gae. hut that was Jamai can . so I had celebrity anecdote. The firsl day [ Ihe Middle East Cafe, which is as th ought Rhode Island had a popula Average s ore improve ment of 212 points th e CI/m·dilln . to find whal I fclt expressed 11l )'~clf was there, I was walking 10 Har· unlikely a mu sie venue as you 'll tion of aboul five. She told me I Maximum class size of (We guarantee) "But I am glad that we're CO lli· Ih e bes t. I I:an't wait to see wh at vard Square in Camhridge and lind anywhere. During the day it is Rhode Island had a great music 15 saw this guy walking towards me a restaurant se rving Middle·East· scene, at which poi nt I laughed. ing 10 give the music straight, yo u these kids li ~ t e nill g to Ill y ~Iuff Free extra help with your instructor know that you'n: gClling the origi· come up with ," wearing a bomher jacket with pins ern cuisine. but every night of the Well , we did go down 10 Provi· and patches all OVl!r it. I was look nal people from th e scene," he While many mu sicians and week it has mu sical acts in Ihree dence, and to Illy surpri se it was I nstructors who are EXPERT at thl! GRE ing at hi s palches as he got closer, added. S P () rI ~ s t ar~ claim they ~hould n t se parate rooms. The ni ght we were rea ll y cool. It 's a vc ry ni ce cit y When asked ahOUI what intlu· bc considered rofe mod ..:l~, Sill! and then when he walkcd past me I Ihcre it had Lagwagon in the down· wi lh lot, of riven, and tool huild · All materials and software are yours to keep enced him in his early days of takes a different approach . When realiLed it was Di cky Barrell from slairs room. sOl11e acous li c duo in ings. desp it e the fact Ihat it see ms Thc Mighty MI gh ty Bosstones! Satisfacti o n gU:Jr~tn t ed o r we'll work with you music ·making, Size explained how he WOIl th e Merwry Pri7c, th e upstairs roo 111 . and a bell)' like everything close, .tf\)und 3 the interal:tions hetween the United Britain 's most prestigious award, il Courtesy of Mercury RecordS / KeVIn Knight Ilalkcd 10 hi m for a minute and dancer ill the main restaurant area. p.m. JU SI a~ Winona ~u iLl , it docs fo r II p to a yea r for free Representln': Roni Size's brand of electronic drum·n·bass music is making waves in the United shook his hand. hut I didn 't wa nt to I saw Lagwugo ll once hcfore at ha ve a great mu sic Sl:ene. Stales and Brilaill have brought came with it check for £25,000. Absolutely NO TAPES. All live inc truction about Ihe sOllie major musical Rather than pockel iI , Size gave it States, giving listeners a taste of the real thing rather than cheap imitations. bother him becau se h..: was picking SOMA and I wasll't 100 impressed We wa lked from the lra in sla innovations. 10 the Basement. a youth· music at th e Basement as much as he Size also chafes al the idea of cal influences. Size brought up up his dry cleaning and sllI ll. Still. with their liw show, so I wa~I1 ' 1 tion over to the Cen tury Lounge, "When I first started listening to resource for marginalized young would like (with a United States being forced into competition with when he saw the tap·dancing stage he was a reall y cool guy. Em:nur· rcally expecti ng much fmlll them whidl i, oll e of the bi g all .age, hip·hop. it blew my mind l " Size people that provides training and European tour coming uP. they any other artist or group. hit, "Bring in Da Noise, Bring in aged h)' Ihi s. I srcnt the rc., t of thc on tha~ particu l,t r night. However. Illmi c ve n lle~ in Providence. We exdaimed. "But it wasn't thc real opportunities in music, technology probably understand), Size still "We support every artist in th e Da Funk," on TV. day looking for the gtJy~ in HOLi se they were great. Thc Midd le Ea~t got Ihere kind of ca rly. ,0 we wa it· thing. it was an English version of and sound recording. The Base· keeps a clean, healthy attitude scene," he said. "[ like the word "I was watching these guys, and of Pai n. bU I I cou ldn 'l fi nd th em downstairs room is a reall y sm all cd around while Wil;Jona la lk ed to what had come over from Ihe ment is a place for troubled youths lowards his life. 'electronica.' II works - il 's a I mean it was wicked, it was prop· an),where. placc. and everyone wa~ reall y the hand . rinall y Ihe , how ~ta rted States. For you it would be like in Size's home town of Bristol, a "There's a lot of the drug culture good blanket term for a lot of er," Size said. " Man, if I could get Boslon claims to be a city of close \(l th e ~ tage . I.Jgwagon were around 10 p.m. cu lture, what wi th being around for having your knowledge of jungle place where Size found solace in electronic music. there always musical styles that have a co m· one of those guys to come and tap rcally energetic and played a long The liN hand up wa, thl: Step TH E 1-800-2-Review (619) 558-0500 - the older. less polit ically correct when he was young. has been, hut I've tried to steer mon link ." dance for me, I would sample that JOO ye ars or sO. and perllar ~ that's ~e l. whi ch made for a rl:all ), fun King,. it kind or hardwrcirar/j all PRINCETON name for drum·n·bass - from a Although he admits to not being dear of Ihat," he said. When asked about extra·musi· shit. II would be amazing." true. After wanderin g ~ I ro und aim· , ho w. ou tfit from New York . I wa., kind ~ REVIEW www.Review.com lessly for a week. though. I decided Now here i, where the diller· 01 wonied .. bout I h i~ band, hU I il that B(J ~ I()n ·'cu ltur..:" doe'n'l rcally cnce comes in. I Ihough t the guy, tllt ned ou t to he good. Th.: ha"i~t include much in Ihe \\-ay of cntLr· who ruin Ill osh rit ~ at UCSD con· wa, thi, hu gc, hald . ~cary gu who "Outs,anding musician. .• Aorr tainl11cnl for young pcople . Sure. Cl'rt~ were bad. bU I Iho~1: wacky gOI reall y in lo the Ill u, ic and Sorority Spring Rush there arc tPI1S of uiliversit y 'tudellb ew E n gla nd e r~ take the ca ke . houneed all over the Sla!!l" and - Rav; Shankar in Boston . ami Ihey all h;l\ c to d() Here in Cali fornia peop le rU li hoth he and Ihe f! Uilari~1 Iraded 1111' Alnha Rock somelhing , hut it see nl , like there', arou nd in a ni ce orderly circle. See BOSTON, Page 15 •Thursday, April 2 o.8pm in Price Cenler Berkeley Rm . Fortune Night (11/ real fortune telfer) Friday, April 3 5-7pm in the Women's Center Silky, Smootb Skill FEATURING TABLA PLAYER, ARUP CHATTERJEE I Eyebrow . $10 Bikini ... . $15 Come, bring a friend, Lip ..... $5 1/ 2 Leg .. $25 Karfik Seshardri played his first major Sitar recital at the age of six make a triend . I Underarm . $15 Full Leg . . $45 and was immediately recognized as a child prodigy by critics and II MASSAGE $20 (30 III'" ) I prominant musicians in Indio. Aformal disciple of Pandit Ravi EXPERT A NE FA CtAl .. n", $40 Ilog 160! I BACK WA.XING FOR MEN $40'1'9IYJ) was NOT YALIO WIT'" ... NY OT H[~ OfFER Uft . /16198 Shonkar his haining steeped in the alStinctive and pure styles of . $15 OFF SHOES! M us, IAlfiita IN COUPON VALID ONl.Y WITH C".'UA the Senia and Dhrupod tradition and he is considered one of the finest W E H AVF TO From Cuba, this legendary ensemble of drummers, singers and dancers is hailed os ----M OHO repr~ntatives of Indian Classical music today. Per!o"tl/iz ed Workout the "reigning regents of rumba" by the Son Francisco Chronic/e, los Munequitos de 458 - 1997 • 456 - 2595 Matanzas are among the highest regarded practitioners of rumba and the April 19 • Sunday • 8pm • Mandeville Auditorium i 825 Ave, La ) 0 113- VAiJOAnO r AWN G G,A. $1& F,cllty~tIff. Steil. $14 • 51. $12 unequivocal masters of Afro·Cuban ritual music in the world. UCSD 80. Office: 619-534·6467 2forl entrees vi.it our website @ ueo.ucsd.edu April 9 • Thursday • 8pm ",...... It, UCSD UNIV._ITV EV.N.... D.'ICE Price Center B~lIroom _ntl ._ CIINTE" ••" w ...... _IC G.A. SZO • fac/Slaff & Steil. $18 • Students $16 UCSD Box Office 534·6467 Hiatus needs an editorial assistant. Please call us, we don't bite. ,iIit ...... 1111 @ ....cd ." 534-6583 _._...... y ~ ...... «"_tl • ...... c UCSD UNIVtIlSlTT """-""",,,*, ' I~ · ''t''' I~' fVIJITS OffiCE --.:.=...: .::.!... ..:..- 12 HIATUS The UCSD Guardian Thursday. April 2. 1998 Thursday. 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The tunes show clear influences Some East Coast Royce Nunley and drummer Erin Weiland seems alone and confused. he croons, "Come and save me from or Caribbean calypso, mento and experIences Pitman provides a thundering back Granted, the Santa Cruz native has my misery/ Can't you sec Ihat it 's a bluebeat as well as classic American bone for Dan Lukacinsky 's thick an amazing pop voice and is a disease! Shoot the bad guys and I'll soul. Hepcal's music will make you Continued from page 11. wall-or-guitar noise and si nger PEACE CORPS song writing aficionado in his own gladly sing a lune for you." want to jump up and immediately vocal duties. Mu sicall y, they were lason Navarro's ranting vocals. righl. But without the DeLeo broth While Weiland's fans are all stan dancing like an idiot. very good, and I partic ul arl y On Barrie Hymns, the band ers (Dean and Roo, STP's guitarist waiting for him to sober up, they That said, Right On Ttme, Hep enjoyed the sped-up cover or Pink writes from the perspective or its and bassist) adding their piece of will have to wait for him to find cat 's third album, is somewhat dis Floyd's "Another Brick In The We're on the UCSD campus! urban upbringing. It tackles such Ihe "plush" pie, Weiland hasn't got himself and win his personal bat appointing. Coming from almost Wall Part 2." ...... icicle ...... issues as hatred ("Hating Hate"), a leg to stand on . tles. all of which are thrown into any other band, this album would The second hand was a sku band New Recruiter on Campus! Battle Hymns elitism ("High Society"), greedy By playing most of the instru the 4uagmire that is the misguided be incredible, consisting as it does from Providenc e l:alled The Spring ~ob Fair .....-- corporations ("Strike") and judg ments on the album, Weiland 1'2 Bar Billes. of consistently catchy, upbeat tracks Age nt s. They were good too, and SUANHANSON Wednesday, April 8 mental people ("Speak No Evi l"). allempts an experiment that paid - Jonah Freedman with excellent performances from th e crowd was really into the - The anger and fru stration orf for so lo-masters Beck and •••• all band members; musi cally, Hep music. The Agents had kind of a Office Hours and Location As a rollow-up Lo their 1996 Library Walk ex pressed on Bailie HYIlln.\' refl ects Lenny Kravitz. Unrortunately, Wei cat is ru; tight as any seasoned jazz second -wave vihe. and they major-label dehut, Destructioll By Th e Suicide Machines' attitude land just can ' t put the pieces ensemble could ever hope to be. reminded me a 101 of The Specials. *Coming 500';* De/inition, Detroit 's Suicide toward the state of the world, but together - 1'2 Bar Billes is an However, compared to the irre The only prohlem was that the Machines have released Bailie there is also an underlying ense of admirable attempt at avant-garde sistible energy or their li ve shows. horns were a lillie too prominent. Hymns, a white-hot flash or optimism and positivity di splayed garage rock, but it never full y jells. RiXht 011 Ttm e seems a bit hum I' ve dec ided that I'm tired of horns On-Campus Interviews: Thursday, April 30. punk/sku rury that transcends th e in songs such as "Hope" and "Face Fuzz guitar, di slortion and old drum. Despite standout tracks such in ska hands. Sign up in the Career Services Center power of it s preliecessor. Another Day." school beat-boxes are all that Ii II as "Rudics All Around" and "Open Gruvis Malt were the headlining On Bailie Hymns, The Suicide - Scott Yager several tracks. such as "Despera- Season ... Is Closed," this is music hand , the one we came to see. This Machines deli ve r hrutally frank - ti on #5 " and "Cool Ki ss," both or that 's meant to be danced to and per hand is one of the hest amateur (800) 424-8580, ext. 1 www.peacecorps.gov songs that paint a di scolon.:d por whi ch scream for Beck to bust out Hepcat formed, not passive ly li stened to. bands I have ever seen, and I trait or America without heating hi s Iwo turntables and hi s mi cro Right On Time Admitted ly. thi s is a minor criti wo uldn't he surprised if it got hi g around th e bush. The alhum 's 22 phone to (;Ome and save them. ci sm. So remember, the next time rea ll y fas t. songs cl ock in at harely over 30 Sti ll , Wei land implemenls pi ano Hepcat play s th e Showcase or Ihe Gruvis Malt are kind of a hip minutes, and only four last over on several tracks and vibraphone ••••- Bell y Up, these guys will put on a hop/funk /R&B group. a hit li ke two minutes in length. on others, while bl ingi ng in studio Hepl:a t are Ihe besl li ve ska act show Ihat you won 't fo rget. Until ri~hhon e. Th\.! Bea~ti e Boy~ ;lIld BOllie H y ll//l.\' takes Destruc mu si~ia n s to play strings, such as in currentl y performing (with the pos then. if yo u want to hear what real :\ 11 all rolled into olle. The mem tioll's raw blend of punk and ska the tender "Son," a touching ballad si hle exception of Let's Go Bowl ska sounds like, RighI 011 Tillie is a hers arc all ve ry talent cd nUlsi cians. and pushes it up a few notches. The to Weiland 's son, Zack. Another ing) . Seeing these guys perform in good place to start. and th ey performed with a ~ta ge Suicide Machines jump from Scott Weiland fare hi gh point is the circus-freak a small , hot club is like stepping - Joe Anglulo pre se m:~ far heyond their youth (all smooth ska grooves to hlistering 12 Bar Blues show bounce of "Lady. Your Roof through a time warp into down th e ha nd mernhers were relalively hardcore in the blink of an eye, sig A_ Brings Me Down," whi ch realures town Kin gs ton, lamaica, circa young. I Xo r 19 ). The two vocali sts th nifying a violent shift in mood. This a guest appearance by Sheryl Crow 1967. This is all too rare in a genre had :l fairly solid handle on rap. and Awards: Up to $2,000 Deadline: Wednesday, April 15 raw energy is what gives BOllle -•• on accordi on. which has hewme so hackneyed the complex in stl1lmelltatioll was Hymll.l· its strength. The begi nning On May 2 1, I Y97 , RIMAC Where Wci lamJ fai ls in writing Ihat most conlemporary "ska" great. Unrestricted honorary scholarships are awarded on the basis of merit , aca'dernic of the album se t ~ the tone for the Arena was the sile of Stolle Temp le out the score, he succeeds where he hanel ' wou ldn 'l know Desmond _RAflN~S_ Aft e rward ~ . Grlivis Malt pu t us excellence, and potential. rest, kil:king olT wi th the houney Pilot s ' l a~t li ve performance - then alway" has - the lyrics. Wei land '" Dekker or Toots Hi hben if either Excellent up al their hOll"e. whidl wa" really ~ k a of "Sollleone," which in turn the hoys decided to tak e "tillle on" words havc itlways minced tnget her wa lked up and beat the crap ou l of Good ***** cool or them. They were talking rades into the frantic, minute-long Restricted honorary scholarships are awarded on the bas is of merit, academic aner continu ed fru , tfalioll , wi lh a smoky har, '7 ()~ di~co ta c kil1 es~ th eir Airwa lk -wl:aring, multi Fair **** ahOlll goin g on tour thi s ~lIl11l11 e r. thrasher. "Hating Hate ." excellence, potential, and additional criteria such as financial need, leadership and lead ~ in gcr Sco\! Wcliand '~ ongoi ng and uneasy delicacy lacl!d wuh psy pi erced "a iternati ve" a .' se~. Weak *** so I clu.:o urage all of you to check The hand s ()und~ considerahly heroin prubl e l1l ~. Scollie. SWllic, chopathic tendcl1cic,. Thi ~ ap proach Hepcat's mellow. ~ unn y tune ~ arc ** th em (l ui if and when th ey make il community activities, geographic area, or study in a particular major. doe~ /)e .~/rIl (' /j()l/ . Poor ti ght er th an it on wha t ha, happened tll yo u now,! is ev idcnt in Wciland \ ~e lf- dfa ci n g tru c to the original sound and ~ pirit of out 10 San Diego. If you wanl to * know more ahout Gruvis Malt or if If you need assistance in completing your application , attend one of the following workshops: you want to order a lape or some • Thursday, April 2, from 12:00 -1:00 p.m. , Price Center, Gallery B thing, th ey have a wehsite at • Wednesday, Aprils, from 12:00 -1:00 p.m., Price. Center, Santa Barbara/LA room UCSD Theatre and Dance pres..- Ir It(' ://WIVIV.co l by. edttlper.\·IJllalldslll ,.. , . ,... JI. ":. ,._ '{ • •• "'"' orri·\!Xfllvis . .; . Traditional J rish Music Pick up a Continuing Student Scholarship application (one application for all scholarships listed on the back of the application form) in Stu~. ent Financial Services (Building 201 HEPCAT: University Center) between 9:0.0 a.m. and 4:00 p,m. Monday through Friday, Ska band supports If you have any questi ons about scholarships, please contact eith~r Chrislie Chancy, Scholarship C~unselor (E-mail: [email protected]) Ben Harper or Becky Obayashi, Scholarship Coordinator (E-mail: [email protected]) or call the Seholarshtp Office at 534-3263 . Continued from page 9 comments. I think our CDs do play well. and a lot of people like them and enj oy li stening ti, th em, but it's Contemporary Ballet from Italy like with a lot of hands that are con sidered more "underground." Th e , CDs arc good, actually really good, but the shows arc so much mor\.! . you know '! The issue is that you guys April J Frida~ Bpm are a really good live band, isn't it? a etto 1 oscana M a ndeville Auditorium We work rea ll y hard at heing a uc D li ve band. I mean, yo u buy a CD S.D. PREMIERE OF GA .) 1B tudenr. $ 1+ F "ult~5t~fV rC,t. .) 16 UC D (,)0' OfF.ce (~1)l)" +-6+ 6 7 and you like the songs. hut when you go and sec a show, you wa nt pre.ented b!J UC D Un.vero't!J F vent. OH,ee "MED ITERRANEi\1 peuple 10 go "Yeah , Ihat was bad, it was differen t. it was better th;lIl Feellhe fever, fervor and passion of lhe Mediterranean as Italy's whal it was 011 th e CD," which is Balleno di Tos - -we ~ale)O ~xcl~ d 7 ~op~e_ rr~m .c; And hopefully somCJl~ ur ~~n~ (,{ of the field for a try. Wilga fol . Continued from paCe 15 , bcil)g a~, l q to. come to the s ~pw . 'o/e .:.will go to the show and-see some- . , RUGBY WOMEN'S WEEKEND Spanish language programs'in Spain,.Costa lowed with lhe conversion puuing . rfor our covers. A lo~ of peopll,!,l like - t ~ :Ie ' people haYing fun;. ag~ {hing they ~.o uldn 't see I)ormally, A lengthy layoff can make even UCSD back on lOp, 10-7. Another Argentina. Peru. Ecuador. Venezuela, '/don't know th o~~s, but if~ . docsn't mall e~ \q us. , also. '" the best learns rusty. With spring try by Garb put UCSD up al half ULTIMATE AHEAD Puerto Rico. and more ... look around ,ilncf,gei i~to the wlloJt' At those 21.and-up ShoWI, Speakin& of mainstream break memories still looming in the time, 17-7 . DISC .. Affordable .. For all ages, all Spanish levels ska thing, th<;y 'lI -fjnd them and It seems like a lot of pe0- exposure, I know that Hep minds of its players (for those that In the second half, both learns SATURDAY, The East Coast held adventure .. Academic credit availahle .. Internship & Volunteer options they' re l,ike , 'Oh wow!" ADd ple are just t ...... to drink cat did at least one video, can remember their spring breaks sparred aggressively, but UCSD hopefully we do the song justi~e . or Eet rowdy, but at the all right? that is), the UCSD men's rugby would not allow its opponents to for the UCSD women's ultimate APRIL 4 ... Johns Hopkins Medical Study offers Scholarships to he disc tea m last week when it played Do you guys have any feel ages ones people just go to Yeah. we 've done one video. team was all the more distracted get any closer. Wilga sl:ored anoth applied towards Spanish language program in the channing 16 ga mes in nine days against some ings, as a band, about the have fun and dance. Which We' re in the works right now on coming off its three-week hiatus. er penalty kick and had a success town of Antigua in Guatemala. prestigious teams. Unfortunately. whole ska scene, nowa do you prefer? another one. We're not sure exactly However, UCSD remembered its ful drop ki ck early in the hair. the Irip also held misfortune as five • Little effort required from the participants days? Yeah, that's what we li ke. We what it 's going to be or what so ng winning ways quickly in a contest while Kennedy scored th e linal try MEN'S LACROSSE: • Scholarship pays for majority of 3 week program! of the 15 players on the tea m sus No, we've always looked at our like people to come out and danl:c. or anything. Ri ght now we're look last Saturday against Occidental of the game, giving UCSD the 30- vs. Occidental College, I tained injury in a grucling week of For details: Janet Shimko alJnhns Hopkins Univ. ,~ sc i ves as Hepcat. That's one reason we play what we ing at people's videotapes, trying to College. 14 vic tory. Penalties lOo ming from hoth p.m . at Pryatel Field East-Coast action. Tel : 410·955·0053, E·mail: [email protected]. 'i Not really as part of a do, because we enjoy people danc find a director. Our budget isn 't Despite the dirty play of Occi "We were obviously rust y w m teams as well as their benches Before flying hack to San [)iego To sign up for language pmgrams, contact AmeriSpan. ) movement? ing. You know, you can bring you r that big, we' re not going to make dental : UCSD he I! off the ru sh to ing olT th e long layoff," Head hi ghlighted the intense playas both '- . ,', -' '-" - "-', '.-',' '.' - .. - . ... -' " _. . .. _ . . - " " .. . " .....' .. " ...... ::~ last Sunday, UCSD competed in We're part of it , to an extent , hut girlfrie nd out and dance wi th her .. . like a multi -million-dollar video. retain a 30-14 lead and a victory Coach Tim 0 ' Hara said . "Oxy teams rought hard to gai n control the Joint Summit Classic Tourna the band feels that we' re more than that 's what makes us happy, What we want to do is make it very whidl improves its record to 5- 1 in came out aggressively and we did of the gaml:. A fler the horrendous SAT/SUN, ment in Clemson, S.c. which just thai , than just a scene hand, bc~ause we're almost all ba(;helors. cheaply, but yet ve ry interesting at league and leaves it in a position not have an immediate response, lirst quancr, the UCSD stick -wield began on Friday. There, tired and you know'! We've always felt that. So what are your plans for the same time. It totally can be for the second seed in the playoffs. hut Ithink our club clea ned it up in ers began to rev the engine as they APRlL 4-5 ... worn out from the week 's prior We started olT in the scene, and the futu... ? Do you have done, so we ' re just working on Ihal The physical nature of Occiden thc end." out scored UC Davi s, 3-2, in the games, UCSD fell to the top-five we ' ll take anything away from another album in the right now. That's one of our prime tal's players forc ed UCSD to UCSD travels to the Santa Bar second. The squad still founditsdf s.:eded teams, hut did manage one being part of Ihe scene. I mean, works? objectives ri ght now. respond in kind with squahs that bara Tournament this weekend down by 3 goals, a dilTerenre that RUGBY: Weekend win against Savannah, Ga. we're grateful to those fan s, hut we No, not yet. We' re still working So when are you guys had the referee threatening to eject hefore the regular season final e, would mirror the final score. Tournament in Santa Bar Before the Joint Classi.:, UCSD always get other people. San Diego on this one, you know it just came going to be in San Diego players if the li ghting continueu. April II, against Cal Lutheran Uni The heginning orlhe linal quar t)ara San Diego Pre",ieref ki cked olT its week in the Universi is good proof of that ; we go playa out Jan. 20, so we ' re sti ll touring again playing club shows? While UCSD loned it down, Occi versity. ter had all the makings or an ty of Maryland Kobyashi Maru show out there, and maybe less and supporting it. We've been on I'm not sure yet. Our schedule's dental continued it s cheap shots, - Jonah Nisenson incrediblc comeback when Frank WATERSKI: Waterski Tournament, snatching third place. than hal f of the audiem:e is people thc road so much , supporting that really booked; I'd say summer but was unahle to get the offense Lemes went crazy with 3 goals in a Competition in Mission Fac ing temperatures helow 40 t hat arc ac tually in t he scene and album with shows here and there. sometime. needed to win . mere four minutl!~ . All such hopes Bay degrees Fahrenheit, UCSD ' braved the rest are like regular peopk. We' lI always do our own head lin Are you headed overseas The scoring hegan with a penal MEN'S were dashed, however, as Davis the clements wilh icicles dripping Is there a reason that most in g shows; some people don't like or anything exciting like ty ki(;k converted from tlyhalf LACROSSE fired right back with 3 goals of it s SBO of your San Diego shows to go see us as a supporting act. We that? ow n. [rom its nose and plumes of steam Come one, come all to lonSI Andy "Wi lma" Wilga to put UCSD The phrase "close bUI no cigar" tlowing from ils mouth. have been held at 21·and choose who we play with very We just came back from over on top, 3-0. Hard running from the Eric Van Sluytens capped witness the prowess of the aptly describes the UCSD men 's A loss in the semifinals to up venues, such as the carefully, its not just like, "Oh, they se as . In January, we did a Euro aggressive Occidental forwards UCSD 's swring with its 10th goal. UCSD men's lacrosse lacrosse match against the cow tip Princeton barred UCSD from the Belly Up Tavern? want us 10 play and it 's good pean tour, and also we just got resulted in a try 10 minutes later, hut alas, it was not cnough. team on Saturday. Or if pl:rs of UC Davis la t Monday. finals , but put them in position to That's just the way it works out, money." It 's not like thaI. back from Hawaii - that was a pUlling Occidental ahead, 7-3. UCSD squared oil against the your UCSD spirit is run UCSD cou ld not overcome th e Toreros from nearby USD yester grab third place. there's no real rea~on why. Ben Harper has a really good ~how. We' re lined up for two At the 33-minute mark of th e ning especially deep this 5-1 delicit it unfortunately had at "Wc expected to see Cornell in The crowd at 21-and-up loyal following, doesn't he? weeks of th e Warped Tour and first half, UCSD fought back with a da y. but results were unavailable. weekend, don't hesitate to the hands of the Aggies. Despite a the final game," Erin Hashimoto shows is different than Hi s foll ow ing is huge for not we're lined up for th e Ben Harper commined blocked kick by sopho However, another chance to get out foHow the rugby team to fourth-quarter spurt in which said. "But, we came up short in the crowds at shows for all having any radio response. We like thing lind so me ot her show s, I more flanker Brian Kennedy, and represent UCSD comes at Santa Barbara where there UCSD knolled the score at 9, its ga me ... we picked up our playa lit ages, isn't it? that , beca u ~e that's how we an:. can 't rea ll y say yet. which all owed outside center Dar home this Saturday as Occidental is sure to be some great efforts were too lillie too late. as it tle too late." ren "Wolfman" Garb to scoop up visi ts UCSD's Pryatcllield. rugby and also, some great eventually fell, 13-10. - Jonah Nlsenson the loose ball and carry it the length -Vlnod Thomas parties. No time . to ~. be witty or creative? 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UCSD StudentlD #: ______I Ale you a member of a Greek organization? If so, please indicate wh ich one: I ____ .J ( ~tt.:er , \ :rv lce\ Ccnter. JOP - joh # 9 14 125-0) ------Thursday. April 2. 1998 The UCSD Guardian SPORTS 19 ". 18 SPORTS The UCSD Guardian Thursday. April 2. 1998 satiolls go far beyond a .game. two players, • J NDIAYE: two teams and thc 1998 college basketball Frustrated Tar Heel should season, They will haunt the larger realm of be ashamed of himself athletics for a long tiple, long aftcr the 'Cats Tritons ~an Trust Monday have hoisted the troplly in Lexington. THE ARMY CAM HELP YOU Continued from page 24 In an era when ral:e is of enorm ous con No one is blaming: Ndiaye for being upset. tention in sports, a time th at has witnessed GET A S40 OOO EDGE ANIEA1ER: UCSD opened strong in Irvine, but Tuesday was disappointing Aftcr all , his team was one vil:tory away from Latrell Sprewell, Bill Romanowski and Mar c playing in co llege haskethall's hi ggest game. tinsville, Ind., Ndiayc's actions reprcsenl ON COLLEGE. By Sean R.... mI followed by a 72. He found himself Tuesday brought with it some Ndiayc had played miserahly. contrihuting more than a step bal:k in the mardl toward The Army can help you get an edge on life and earn up to Senior Staff ~iter jusl a stroke hehind UCLA's Jason nasty weather. A l:ombination of more than hi s share to the Heel's defeat. Start rodal equanimity. Ndiaye has opened a door $40,000 for college through the Montgomery GI Bill plus the EI Nino doesn't see m to want to Semelsbcrger. winds and overconlidencc sank the ing al center, Ndiaye wmpiled zero points. 2 to socicty that wou ld havc becn helll:r left play nil:c these days. Evcrywhere Army College Fund. "Sullivan 's play on Monday was Tritons to 19th plaee after a total rchounds,5 fouls and an unn cl:cssary forearm closed: he has givcn sOl:iety a reason 10 ques· Here's how it works. U C 5 'D G U A R I A N you look, it seems to have an unhclievablc , the stuff that stars arc score of 320 on Tuesday. shiver to Utah 's Alex Jensen. ti on an athlctc's claim that he has bcen sub Enlist for four years. You impa.:t, and it 's rarely a made of," Triton Hcad Sullivan could not keep up hi s Howevcr, to take his frustration and false· jCl:ted 10 a raci al slur or ral:ist act. then contribute $100 a positive one. Coal:h Mike Wydra sa id . torrid pal:e on Tuesday ei ther, lin · Iy accuse a fellow w llegiatc of racist remarks Society wi ll usc the door. I can already month for the first year Take a sport like go lf. "We were the worst tcam ishing with a 82 and tying for 24th ------~ (rom your $11,100 first is un l:alled for. To play the ra l:e card on co l· hear it now. th e aCl:used claiming that the When the sun is out. the on paper among all thc place ovcrall. ANY ' : year salary. The Army lege haskethall 's grandcst stage, knowing fL)11 aCl: user is mercly "pulling a Ndia yc"; socicty :$ l:hallenges of a golf wursc then contributes the Division I squads. but we "The weather was different on we ll the aCl:usations were wmplctely rai se will quest ion credibility in a case that it it self arc enough to turn remainder. Enlist for did well on the first day Tuesday," Wyd ra said. "A nd that takes more than heing upsct. should not be qu es li oned. : SHOE .: some hairs gray. Anyone and proved that we could three years and you earn makes a differenl:e, but I think we That requires one to be morc th an even Mahktar Ndiaye cried wolf, played the who has tried to hit the hang with the big boys." $33.000 or enlist for two got a little complacent lafter Mon· very upset; it requires one to be ignorant or ral:e card knowing full well he was bluffing : PURCHASE: green from 160 yards As a tea m, the Tritons years and earn $26,500. day's good showing). EI Nino has the ral:ialtensions that persist in 20th-cc ntury and knowing all too well he didn't havc thc 1 Not valid with any other discount or promotion . Exp. 4125198. ~A~ : Army opportunities away with a 5-iron from playcd two great rounds cost us a couple of events. but I America. hand to bal:k it up . Monday's "s hini ng get better every day. If you qualify, you could train in one of over the rough knows what I'm talking 1 on Monday - 303 and 305 - think it 's just a bump in the road . I "You just don 't falsely al:CUSC people of' moment" was far from bright. "Best Running/Walking Store in Tow,n " 200 challenging and rewarding high-tech skills in fields like about. placing them right in the middle of don 't see it affecting us in mid racism," UNC Chanl:ellor M il:hael Hooker Oh yeah, on the samc ni ght that Ken 1 avionics and electronics. satellites and microwave communica· Now imagine the sa me shot Ihc pack. Senior Jeremy Byrd shot April or during May's champi· stlid. tucky 'S lir~t black wadl, Tuhby Smith, won 1 Renaissance Towne Centre 1 tions. computer and radar operations-just to name a few. with sw irling winds and pouring rounds of 74 and 80. Fellow senior onships. Wc just have to fOl:uS on Forget the championship game and the fal:t th e National Championship, Adolph Rupp's 1 8915 Towne Centre Dr. (Off La Jolla Village Dr.) 450-3662 4ffiLift 1 It makes sense to earn while you learn. For more information rain thtH turns your cluh into frog Grcg Uberuaga was close behind qualifying for Nationals. that Ndiaye's adions compromised. Ula h's widow, Esther Rupp , passcd away. Adolph I NIKE • ASICS • BROOKS. NEW BAlANCE • and much morel about getting money for college. call your Army Recruiter today. legs in your hands. wi th a 76 and 79, and Greg Johnson "Our squad is pretty much set preparation and concentrati on for Monday's Rupp was Ihe Kentudy icon who onl:e Not thai the UC Ir vi ne Anteatcr ._------______1 1-800-USA-ARMY rou nd.:d ou t the fou r- man Sl:ore with Sullivan, Donahoe, Byrd and matchup with Kentucky. refused 10 rCl:ruit black players. Thc Ndiayc Invitational at Coto de Caza Coun· with a 77 ~nd 80. James Donahoe Johnson: ' Wydra con tinued . The ramifications of Ndiayc's falsc al:Cu· incident overshadowed the irony. ..I I try Cluh - an evcnt mostl y com too ------wasn't far behind - accumu "Uberuaga, Kcvin Pietri and Mall I ------1 ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE: prised of Divi sion I powc rhousl:s lating Sl:o r.:s of 81 and 82 on Mon Cassa rini wi ll battle it ou! for th e www.goarmy.com like UC LA , Stanford and UC day. Ii fth spot." I Berkeley - wa~ drl:ll(;hed by rain, No one. however, was more dis UCSD will have a cou pl e of the season. hUI the unpredil:tahle weat her of appoin ted than UCLA's Brandon morc matches thi s month. indud SPRING: "Dave pit ched well, espcl:ia ll y considering thc pa~t two months havc made DiTu llio. DiTulli o opcned the tour ing the annual hattie against th c Tritons overcome losing he had no idea he was goi ng 10 pitdl ITues most golfers wcary. ncy wilh the morning 's hest round San Diego Golf Al:ademy on April day) ," O'Brien said. "Eddic was also stron g. Noneth ckss, Ihe tourn ey fea - an impressive 69 - hut sank 27. streak with solid pitching The success of ITuesday'sl game was withoul tured some great individual play. like thc Titallic in th.: afternoon as If th..: Tritons wa nt 10 repeat Ihe Continued from page 24 a doubt a team effort ." incl uding UCSD ' ~ own Dann ' ul hl: ~hot a 30-over 102 for the dubi title perforrnanl:e of 1993. they wi ll on the season. In Tuesday's viclory there were several livan. Sullivan came OU I ~l1Iokin g ou, honor of the tOllrnamenl ' ~ have to havc more da ys like Mon· With the start of the new quart er, Ihe Tri · so lid bats. Catl:her Jess Warrington had a on Monday, ~ h ooting a 2-undcr 70 day and fcwer ones like Tucsday. tons regrouped and sought a fOl:uS for th e rest strong showi ng with 3 RBi s on 2 hits. Mason 3202 (}overli1or I7r. of the season. Rather than looking at the improved on his .406 average going 3 for 5 III' Itt '.' II- t' entire Sl:ope of the season, UCSD is looking with a pair of RBi s. Hi II also brought two Tri +5~-7168 A rrench Oolrmet Inc. ramlly Reat81.1"11nt at its games piece hy piece. tons across homc plate, for hi s 19th and 20th "We arc taking the rest of the season one RBi s of the season. In the ga me. ESl:anuelas .------r~------~------~~~-~, inning at a time," O' Brien said. singled twil:e. In conj uncti on with Major League Base· All in all , it was a good day for the Tritons. . .- as UCSD got its lirst victory in li ve games. H. ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING - MECHANICAL ENGINEERING- BUSINESS ANALYSI ball's opening day. UCSD trave led to Pomona to take on Claremont College, hoping 10 end In additi on, thc Tritons showcd th ey had a lot il s five-game slide one inning at a time. of character going hig in Ih e top of the scventh II was a close one, but th e Trilnns rallicd to takc the lead. laIC to beat Clarc munt , 11 ·8, improving thcir "Wc 've been building a lot of l:haractcr all rccord to 8- 1J . s.:ason . The weather has definitely heen a fa l: HAPPY HOURS: 1t-8PM Tuesday's game had a Sl:ary start for tor, forcing the player, to bc flexihl c," UCSD, ,h Triton starter Theo Rohin ~ lOok a 0 ' Brien said. "Thc succcss for the re st of the smN DAYS A WEEK -----i( V.hd Ihru Ap,,1 ' 9 8))--- hailed hall 01'1' his wrist in Ihe hOIl OIl1 of Ihe season will depend on everyonc pulling VI OK APPETIZERS & Buy anyone entree £ you' II get the lirst inning. Th.: injured Rohin s will he forced logether. innin g hy inning." second of equal or lesser value for to watch hi s teammates for the next Ihr..:e to The Triton, had a gaille scheduled for yes $lOO Off ALL PIHTS free . or receive 50~ off anyone six w.:ek~ . IcnJay agai n ~t Ihe hated Kingsrnen of Ca l 860 Garnet Avenue. Pacific Beach. entree. with this coupon. Take hara r.:placed th e Injured Trilon, and Lutheran College. hut Ihe rain forced them to Tel : 2pb.gri ll mana ged to keep I he Claremont ha l ~ fairl y he I1 cxih lc again . ~------~ qui.::t through live innin g~. Hopefull y, th is Saturday's hom.: co nt l:,t Wh cn Takchara ~ tart c d to ~ I ow . 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Mi ch., a 2-0 victo • Collep anduale wi ...... ~~ butdeldre to be M.D. Staff Writer ry over Western Connecticut Uni • ~)'~ caUeae pUle wid! , in lCieoce couna confines of La Verne's 'circus tent' with a playoff spot riding on the line • HIP school pule who ~ __ • M.D. You ca n feel it. The signs are all versity and 9-1 drubbing of Man By Steve Walsh travel to La Verne to play in one of Dawber anchored the Triton The next semester starts Seplc,-,/QIsober 1998 II various affilialed aroll nd us. The air smells a lillie chester College. N.H. institutions in Europe. Courses art CoP4\1C1ed in the English language. Senior Staff Writer the. strangest and least volleyball· offense. sweeter. and the grass seems a lillie UCSD's slow start could have It would not be enough howev The institutions and programs are well ~gnized by the World Health One of the most overused and friendly gyms around. greener. been due to many things. Orianization and American Medical ~ Boards. cliched terms in sports is that of a Plagued with poor lighting and er, as UCSB made full use of its liMI will help committed studalll in lOCuring needed financing for their Despit e EI Nifio's men Maybe it was jet lag , or height and knocked off the Tritons higher education. Due to very IhnitedJi~ , ~ availability of space, apply team is "in a must-win situalion." designed like a circus tenl, the acing adval1l;es, the sun is nerves or ~Iuggishness as a immediately if you think you h~ ~ • ~ to be a good physician. Call This is often a ploy by Leopards' pitifully con in three games. rcsulr of a helli sh tinul$ " for further Informalion at: hreaking though the sports writers to generate structed gym will demand Things were much more friend clouds a lillie more often . week. Whatever the ca us<\ HOPE MEDICAL INSTITUTE allention for a team that is enormous t:Oncentration ly against the Banana Slugs of UC The birds arc singing in it was "st:ary," according ' Santa Cruz. 7531b1mb1e SIIoaII BlYCI., BI4 m, Newport Newt, VA :z3606.J575 slruggling (see headline) from Head Coach Duncan the trees as eve ryone to Gerckens. ." but not necessarily in a do McFarland's squad - Facing the third team challeng PHONE: (757) 873-3333 FAX: (757) 873-6661 returns from a nice. long, Against Eastern Con Eastern Connecticut or-die situation for the which will also face a ing for the Western spot at Nation relaxing week in the tropi necticut on Monday, pitch- . Buena Vista next game. notoriously hostile home als, the Tritons made sure that their ca l destinations of choice. er Erin Flanigan gave up S game was top nolch as they picked Well, forget ahout all of crowd. There is a feeling of rejuvena runs in the second inning. and the " St. Olaf up a much-needed victory against that hype stuff because the In their lirst mah;hup, tion and happiness as the new quar Tritons made 8 errors in an ugly. 9- the Slugs. UCSD men's volleyball the Tritons looked like ter begins. There can be no denying 2 loss. Luther The Slugs' loss eliminated them team is truly in a must·win situa they were well on their way to a it; spring is finally here. Later that day, UCSD regained from contention for Nationals and tion when it squares ofT with Divi win after capturing the lirst two This is the time of year when some of its composurc as Allison MIT inlensilied the importance of the sion III rival University of La Verne games, but La Verne would not thoughts of March Madness fade , Jacobs allowed only 2 runs to a upcoming match for UCSD against on Friday. The poslseason is offi fold. and visions of diamonds dance in dynamilc Buena Vista team. The Calvin cially at stake. Instead, the Leopards PUI LaVerne. our heads. The sounds of spring are Tritons could score only I run on To close OUI their spring break. Despile being ranked No. 4 in together a strong comeback in the familiar - the crack of the bat . the the Beavers as they dropped their Ihe Tritons faced a pair of Division the nalional Division III poll, the third game and then knotted the smack of ball meeting glove. the seco nd in a row, 2- 1. Western Connecticut I powerhouses, including the No. 1- Tritons are still at risk of not mak match at two games apiece when lirm call of the umpire and the The low point of the break came University- of ~an Die80 ing the Invitational National Cham the Tritons failed 10 close out the ranked Pepperdine University. cheers from the gallery. Yes, soft on Tuesday against St. Olaf. pionship because rival La Verne important fourth game. Coming off a pair of upset loss ball season is still going strong, and Jacobs again allowed only 2 runs. Manchester' es, the Waves were eagerly antici • Experienced Faculty holds a higher ranking. In the lifth and deciding game, UCSD is no e,.;ception. and the Tritons again failed to scon: The tournament extends only the normally reliable sideout of pating their match against the Tri· more. The slumping Tritons could • Lecture Courses The Triton softball team 's tropi Brendan CahiH/Guwd1W1 one invitation to a team from the UCSD failed to work its magic and tons. cal destination was Orlando. Fla. as manage only 2 hits against a much • In-Class Practice Exams Western Region. the Tritons saw the match slip Peppcrdine proved why it held Head Coach Patti Gerckens took weaker St. Olaf pitching squad. and for the Tritons to emerge vidO hilling frustration out on MIT. Cen over Western Connecticut. Wilson .. To make matters worse, in the away. the No. I ranking, .taking care of • You Score in Top 25 % or her softball squad down to the The loss to the much less -tal rious was a sign of good things to ter liclder Cynthia Sam broku out nailed a triple for the second lirsl match of the sealion, UCSD UCSD comes into this bailie UCSD in three straight games. Rebel Games for some rest, relax ented opponent was a wake·up call come. with 2 hits and 2 runs scored. while straight game and then scored an Take Next Course Free lost a live-game hearttlreaker to the against La Verne after playing a The Tritons met a similar fate ation and tough Division III com for UCSD. The squad had come "After three tough losses, we first baseman Michelle Wilson had insurance run in the sixth as Jacobs against Cal State Northridge. as the Leopards that has severely hin rigorous spring break schedule that petition . It returned with a 14-8 3,000 miles to play. but it was los could have died, but we didn 't," a monster game wilh 2 hilS, 2 runs pitched a shutout. Matadors knocked off the visiting dered its postseason hopes since was loaded with competitive record, a strong sense of team unity ing to teams it shouldn't lose to. Gerckens said. "All of games were scored and 4 RBIs. In an amazing Jacobs also provided more Tritons in three straight. then. matches. and ki lIer tans. The next game would be crucial for low scoring. and we knew the way effort, Jacobs had more hits than offense, recording 2 hits to go Test Preparation Courses UCSD will have to have its best If that is not enough to deem Making up for a cancdcd road At the Rebel Games, the Tritons the Tritons' contidence to prove to to win was good defense and con she allowed, going 2-for-4 and only along with second baseman Noelle Serra Hall 316, Alcala Park, game of the season against La thi s match ,; must win for th e Tri trip carlkr in Ihe year due to EI went 5-3. They started slow. losing themselves they could win the sistent pitching." giving up I hit to MIT before the Tamagni's 2 hils. San Diego, CA Verne as the Tritons play in their tons. Ihen consider Ihut La Verne is Nifio. the Tritons headed north to their lirst three games, but then close game. The game against Luther mercy.rule was implemented in the Coming oll" their now four-game 92110 most impOllant match of the se~l l;( )Jning ofT un upsel wi n against face UC Santa Barhara and UC bounced back. ralliing off tive vic They proved it as Flanigan showed that the Trilons' defense tiflh. win streak, the Trilons capped ofT son. Division I Sun Diego Stale Ihul Santa Cruz. tories in a row. returned to her old self in a master· and pitching were solid. Now all The 11 - 1 win gave UCSD their week by demolishing Man With a shot at the National strengthens its hold on the We stern Against the Division I Gauchos UCSD's slump started with a 9- ful pitching performance against they needed was some offense. momentum, and from then on no chester, 9- I. In a statement aboui Championship hanging in the bal slol. of UCSB , UCSD stru gg led early 2 loss to Eastern Connecticut Uni LUlher College, Iowa. Wednesday would be a day off one could stop the mighty UCSD the depth of the UCSD squad, The si tuation becomes eve n but did manage to tino some hri ght ance for the Tritons, this is a lIlust versity followed by 2- 1 losses to She allowed only 3 hits over for the team , and riding high on softball juggernaut. everyone on the team contributed at more perilous for UCSD us it musl spots as seniors Jon Yarri s and Alan win situation. Buena Vista College, Iowa and SL seven innings, and when leftlielder their tirst win, The Trilons Calvin College went down 4-3 least I hit. Olaf College, Minn. Kelsey Bennell singled in Alejan regrouped and showed up Thursday in the seventh inning. with Wilson "I believe if we play the way we A 1-0 win against Luther started dra SOlelo in the bottom of the sev looking like a new team. driving in the game-winning run. know how 10, staying mentally the comeback, followed by an 11 - 1 enth, UCSD had its first win in In the first game of the day, On Friday, Wilson continued lough, we can win the remainder of thrashing of MIT, a 4-3 win over Florida. This game was a battle, UCSD's softball sluggers took their her dominance as UCSD rolled our games," she said. Formula For The Perfect Pizza IF YOU DON'T GE tN THIS YEAR, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEVER WILL. THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA'S SPECIAL SCIENCE PROGRAM tS HERE TO HELP. Penn's Special Science program is designed to help students with significant undergraduate science training strengthen their academic records. Few companies can claim over a century of success. 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SlJ ,198 A PlKific Mutu.l ~ Course not un:: v,u'J:>,.tisted in the SP98 Schedule of Classes. 24 SPORTS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, April 2, 1998 ..,,....,.,,., ".".,'- ...... --- ,...... , .. ,..,.." ..,.".,...., .• ....,...... ,." ,. ... ".. .. - DavId-- lener,,*, Chuck Wagon JeffBa_tt Mahktar Ndiaye Ruins the Tourney I would like to take thi s opportunity to personally thank the Uni ve rsi ty of North Caro li na's Mahktar Ndiaye for ruining this yea r's NCAA tournament. Monday night in San Anto nio, the co ll ege basketball sea son came to a close. The Uni versity of Kentucky overcame a 10-point halftime defi cit to defeat the Cinderella Utes from Utah, 78-69. The suhsequent crowning of the 'Cats hrought to a close what would have been one of the best tournaments in history, a tournament th at in Ndiaye's absence would have hee n rememhered for all the ri ght reasons: Ri chard "Rip" Hamil ton's buzzer-heater, Bryce Cl aire Sc hneider/Guard,an Drew's improbahle three-point Fantastic Freshman: Kirsten Olsen has been a superlative addition to Head Coach Liz LaPlante's squad this season, with a 7-5 record . bomb and Utah 's regional upset of then defending champion Arizona. Even as I watched CBS's TRITONS LUG BANANA SLUGS "One Shining Moment," I knew the usual brilliance was mi ssing. DEDICATION: While many were spring breaking, the Tritons were smashing Slugs on the courts Sure, I sang along, allowed "the shining moments" to take me on By Sean Rahlml The Tritons dropped the contest against Zajfen, 8-3. The duo of Robyn Kondrack and an emotional roller-coaster ride, Senior Staff Writer Division I Charleston last Thursday only to Becky Jones took care of business at the No. 2 but it just wasn 't the same. The While everyone was frolicking around the come back strong to defeat St. Olaf Friday slot, crushing the team of Rogers and Lai, 8-1. 1998 NCAA Division I tourna beaches of San Diego or Mexico during spring afternoon, 8-1. UCSD built on its momentum Recent slarter Lindsay Witmer and Kelli Tsai ment had been ruined two hours break, the UCSD women's tennis team was Tuesday, dominating UC Santa Cruz by the struggled a bit, but still came out on top, 8-6, before Monday 's tip-off by a busy - busy mixing it up with the same score, 8- 1, and improved its sea over Fornum and Miller. player who was in Chapel Hill, likes of Division I Charleston Southern son mark to 8-4. "Lindsay has been playing well since Jen not San Antonio. University (S .c.), St. Olaf College The Slugs figured to be good com nifer Drimmer got hurt ," LaPlante said . Mahktar Ndiaye took the (Minn.) and UC Santa Cruz. petition for the young Tritons, but they "[Drimmer] was playing well before her ankle sparkle out of the Final Four All of these squads, with the excep seemed lost with the loss ofihree of last injury and she's ready to play, but we don't Saturday night, following the tion of the Banana Slugs from up the year's seniors. Head Coach Li z want to rush her. [Witmer] has been fantastic. Tar Heels 6-point , semifinal coast, came out to Southern California LaPlante's squad saw the weakness and She could always hit the ball well , but it was loss. Ndiaye accused Utah 's in hopes of catching some rays and went for the jugular. just a matter of getting more consistent and Britton Johnsen of calling him playing a little tennis along the way. "Fortunately for us, three seniors playing with contidence." the "N-word" (i .e. the inflam From the Tritons' standpoint, these graduated, and we dominated," After the doubles sweep, LaPlante handed matory remark that a white matches served as a transition taking them from LaPlante said. "It was an important win for us the reigns to her singles players, and they did player, Johnsen, should not use winter quarter and the beginning of the season because UCSC is in our region, and we might not di sappoint. Playing her usual dominating in reference to a black player. to spring quarter and into the climax of the sea face them at National s." game, Nguyen upped her individual 1998 sin Ndiaye). According to Ndiaye, son - culminating in the NCAA Division III Starting with doubles action, Kirsten Olsen gles record to 10-2 with a 6-3, 6-3 win at the Johnsen uttered the insult not National Championships in Virginia in five and Maria Nguyen teamed up at the No. I slot No.2 slot. once, but on a number of occa weeks. and handily defeated the tandem of Brogan and See SALTY, Page 19 sions throughout the game. Johnsen immediately and emphatically denied Ndiaye's allegations, stating that he Quarter would "never in a million years Spring Brings New Streak use that word." Utah Coach Rick Majerus backed up ASPIRATIONS: The Tritons had a tough break, but the new quarter has brought a new, sunny attitude Johnsen, offering to resign if the charges were true. By John Maynard all together and suffered five con but playing four games in two days plate. Team captai n Mark Mason, Which brings us to Monday Staff Writer secutive losses. on the weekend before final s was second baseman Kenny Fluhart y afternoon, 40 hours after Ndi While the rest of you UCSD Fortunately, with the start of the definitely a factor for us in the tour and designated hitter Eli Reichline aye's initial allegations, mere ites were acting 'candalously and new quarter, the Tritons opened a nament :' Head Coach Dan 0 ' Brien each had RBi s. hours before the tip of college blowing wads of cash over the new chapter to their season, mark said. Other than another run in the ha skethall's championship break, the UCSD baseball ing their lirst win in fiv e U SD tri ed to get its head eighth on an RBI from left fielder ga me. In a statement made team spent its spring break ga mes : an impressive, above water and end its four-game George Escanuelas, the Tritons did availahle to the press, Ndiaye on the diamond. come-frol11 -behind 11 -8 strugg le as it hosted Point Loma n't have a whole lot to be happy admitted that , in fa ct, Johnsen With the way things victory over laremont Nazarene on March 23 . However, about. "did not use the 'N-word ' to went for the Tritons, the Co ll ege. the match left the Tritons gaspi ng The Triton pitching staff stru g him ." UCSD hardballers would On the weekend before for air as they dropped their fifth gled. Starter Dav id Takehara gave As ex planation for hi s inex have been more than final s, UCSD took part in ga me in a row, 14-7. up 8 runs through four-and-a-third plicable accusati ons, Ndiaye happy to join you. the California Classic UCS D got off to a good start in innings . Sophomore slinger stated that he was "very upset The boys from La Jolla Tournament, a very impor the bottom of the first, scoring 2 Ye hayah Goldfarb also had a low after the loss on Saturday." Fur had a rough road over the tant tournament in Divi run on 2 RBis from outfielder Jon day at the mound, relinquishing 3 thermore, he admitted that he break. Although the Tritons showed sion III play. Goldsmith and third baseman Rya n run ' in his one-and-a-third innings. said "some things Ihe] should flashes of the solid baseball that Unfortunately, the Tritons came Hill , respectively. UCSD used six different arm , not have said," an understate has Triton fan s excited over the up short , dropping all four ga mes Other highlights for U SD giving up a total of 14 runs on 15 ment at the very least. prospects of what this team could they played. came in the fifth inning. when the hits, dropping the Tritons to 7-13 See NDIAYE, Page 19 do, UCSD could never quite put it "We don't make any excuses, Tritons brought four men across the See SPRING, Page 19 ',' .. . : Amsterdam Free Ganja Student Attempts Guardian editor Terry Lew and the Don't we all wish Just wanted to get To Kill Regent staffprovide a guide to the red we were there? Talk your attention. Get BERKELEY.- Claiming light district on the Internet. amongst yourselves. your own, biyatch! that UC Regent Ward Features, page XXX Hookers, $20 Ziploc, 1/8 Connerly is a "menace to society," UC Berkeley sophomore Claire Zeller stormed into last month's , H E rege nts ' meeting in San Francisco and pointed a gun at Connerly. U Police Officer Barnahy Jones quick ly tackled Zeller and pinned her 10 the ground before any shols could h fired . Zeller, a memher of the organi/tlt ion "Proper Pronunciation ow! " said she attacked Connerly he l.: ause he speaks as if he has marhles in his mouth . '" I believe alifornians have the right to he represented by Playboy audihle , we ll - ~poken people," Zeller !-.aid . After the inl.:i dcnt. Connerly !-.aid hc has dcc ided to hire a hodyg uard . Gives Cash Th e !Joil.'" lJollg Lood To Program Nike President to Buy U. of Oregon GRANT: Women's tudies EU JE E, Ore. - ike , In c. program to change nam in founder Phil Knighl ha~ decided to huy the Univer~ity response to corporate donation of Oregon from Ihe state of Orcgon at an undi sclosed By Miss April price. Knighl said al a press Pl ayboy 's Student of the Month conference lasl Thursday thai In an unprecelkntcd annOUIH': Clllent last since he already sponsors UO Friday, Playho) Entcrpri~c~, Inc. ha~ athletic teams and has donat announcl!u 1\ wil l gll'c . 50 million to the CSO ed a I ihrary and law center to Wo'men ' ~ SllIdie\ program in e change for the university, ownership renaming thl! progralll 13ahe~ , Bodil!~ and Sex seemed the next logical step. IlIUi e~ . The Uni versi ty of Oregon T hi ~ donation, th l! largest in San Diego hi ~ will he renamed Swoosh They ain't mad atchya/Tlley love It wilen you call tllem Big Pappa tory, wa~ prompted hy th l! recent and puhlic University and the new mas No Dlgglty!: We 're serious, homes! They're alive! Oh yeah , like you thought 8 .I.G .'s dehates over chan ging the name of the cot will he th e "Jammin' Life After Death and Tupac's choice of alter-ego (Machiavelli) were coincidences. Women's Studies program and major. Jorda n." Knight added that Hugh Hefner, the rounder and owner of he plans to make himsel I' a Playboy magazine, visited the UCSD campus professor emeritus of leisure on Friday to personally make the ofrer in a studies. He will teach a liter speec h he gave from atop the Sun God statue. ature class entitl ed 'The Role Tupac, Notorious BIG. to Headline Sun God Concert Hl! was forced to pl!rch in thi s preca rious posi of the Swoosh In Post tion due to all the squea ling young girls who Modern Society." By Bonah J. Weedman appea rances was morc th an U SO was wi 11 - mohhed him in hopes of heing discovered. - Tllc Hoill Forcst WeekI\" Original Gangsta ing to pay. "It is my pleasure to se lect UCSO as I . Rap artists Tupac Shakur and the Notorious "Wc were onl y giv en a $40,000 hudget to Playhlly's uni vers ity of choi ce," Hefner sa id . " I B.I.G . have been slated as the headliners of the work with ," Lel! said . "But when the opportu honestly heli eve that the eternal sun , sand and UCLA To Move to 199X Sun God Festival, A.S. Programmer nity was presented to us by Tupac and the heach here in La Jolla ha ve contrihuted to the NCAA Division II Kath y Lee announced last Friday. Notorious P.I.G .'s people, we couldn 't resist. " ex traordinary hea uty of U SO women ; we LOS ANGELES - UCLA Sun God marks th e first public appearance With th e help of A.S. vice presi dent of would like to honor these women hy reshaping Chancellor Alhert Carnesale for Shakur and the Notorious F.A.T. si nce finance and UCSD resident Mack 0 ' th.: Year a program al l ahout them." announced last Wed nesday widespread reports of th eir untimely deaths Tony "Puffy" Fiori, program ming's funding Along with the change in name, PllIyhoy has that UCLA will downgrade due to drive-by killings . for artist appearances at Sun God was greatl y also required the addition of certain new class its athletics department from According to MTY representative increased hy re -allocating Ch<.lI1 l.:e llor Rohert es into the Babes, Bodi es and Sex Studies cur NCAA Division I to Haywood Jablome, the rappers were feigning Dynes' retirement fund . riculum. The classes include "Overcoming th e Division II. In a leiter se nt t heir own deaths as pari of a puhli cit y stunt to Sean "purl' Daddy" Comhs has expressed Emharrass ment of Posin g ud e," "The to all students, facult y, and rak l! in ratings comparahle with those or the an int erest in recording the event, and then Significance of Bunnies" and " 101 Uses for stu ff, Carnesale stated that Super Bow l, th e final epi sode of "Seinfeld" releasi ng it as hi s own "o ri gi nal" work. Satin Sheets." he was concerned that and the 0.1. Simpson trial. According tn hi ~ agent, Shloll1o Man y ~ tud e nt s are thrilled hy thi s nl!W UCLA has lost it s academic "Tupac and Bi ggie have been soaking in Rahinowitz, the o tori o u~ R.I.P. is exci ted to opportunity that has heen presented to them. focus and that he helieves the sun on an uncharted island in the Pacific," perform at Sun God . " I just can' t believe Hugh Hefner came to swi tching divi sions is the Jablowme said . " It has heen MTY 's intention "Biggie is ecstati l.: , and so am I," SO. It is my ultimate dream in life to he a best way 10 "help the univer to broadcast th eir comehack conce rt from our Rahinowitz said. "He told me personally that Playboy playmate just like Jenny McCarthy sit y regain it s m:ademic studios in New York thi s July, hut CSD's he missed the spotlight , and that life ain 't all and Pamela Anderson ," Revelle junior andy edge." As a result of the programming office outhid us." chillin ' on a beach, si ppin ' on a 40 afld Brandy said. "And, I think these new classes move, representatives from The A.S. programming offi ce has report pimpin ' Ily bit ches and ho 's." should be added to al l the colleges' general ed the haskethall and roothall edly offered a sum or $3 million dollars for Shakur, in a phune int ervi ew, si mply requirement s - we chi cks never know wh en teams annoum:ed at a press each rapper to appear. According to Lee, th e added, "West-siiiiiide." posing in the buff may come in handy." conference on Thursday that money allocated ror the rappers' concert See GATTED, Page 187 See CENTERFOLD, page 69 all th e players from hoth team s plan to transfer to the University of Sout~ern alifornia. Greeks Take Over Geisel, Con.vert to Giant Frat ~ouse - The Belligerent Bmills COUP: Fraternitie to the musical theme from "Ferris memhers that denie~ them frat rnity over what they perceived as admin Bueller's Day OtT' stormed Gei~el and sororit y housing. istrative ho~tility . demand that UCSD Lihrary to demonstrate their fru ~ Male repre~entatives shrouded "We 're tired of (lur memh e r ~ grant 'Party Right' tration. Witnesses reported hea ring in togas suhmilled their dema nds to hei ng hounded hy lonely hike cops leaders shouting, "We' ve had it the regent s, who have nothing better to do then "We don 't want to By Diana with all this damn stud ying, and According to police accounts, harass students for having a decent upset or (~ffend any of Greek Goddess we're not going 10 take it anymore! the leader of the group yelled to time. Dry campus he damned! the uglier females at In a random tum of events ye~ter O-chem majors get ou lla here! · police, "We want 25 kegs of Brothers and Sisters, unite," said I this university by day, Greek organiLations mounted a Party people unite !" Samuel Adams! And keep 'em Pheha Thi hrother Derk Diggler. accepting this grant, " hO l> tilc takeover or eisel Library to Representative of various reek coming! Oh yah... Babes and Additionally, members of each counter UCSD' supposed apathy organizations 'Iaim thei r rights to be invites only, capicl,e'? No police! house (now noor) made separate - Taffy Ba"e' toward fraternities and sororities by social and to "have a ragin ' good Get your own beer!" requests to create a more "fraternal Professor non-Greek students. time" have been denied because or Their demand seemed linked to atmosphere" within Geisel. All See story, far right Hundreds of students marching the mandate by La Jolla community frustrations that the students shared See SHEEP, Page 1tr2 D2 NOXIOUS The Disrc-Guardian Wednesday, April I, 19911 Wednesday, April I. 1998 The Disre-Guardian NUDES D3 A.S. Meeting Ends Tf~E ADS ARE REAL ... surfboards, bodyboards With Bloody Flurry Lights& wetsu it s, swi msuits AIJ.NORM-AL By My Pantze clo thing, skateboards COUNCIL: Members of the Nueva Fronteriza Sirens snorkle gea r, and more opened fire on councilmembers on Sunday f)O>! ClAAlIlAre cu~ fUR.e HJ TH~ Lights & Slfens IS fabnca tlOn of Student Health ServIces . theft of a '76 AMC Gremli n. Gam : By Anonymous Free dwilly and Co mmi s~ i o n e r I,O~ IS 1lXJGtI . a p.m. : Office rs arrested $20 and chance for new life. Former Council Member of Opcrati ons and Servi\:es stuff we 'd like to see around UCSD. 7:35 a a but are forced to conceal as entries Assistant Basketball Coach Latrell 11:25 p,m.: Officers arrested A riotou ~ group of Nueva Copsa nd Rohert s were tak en ) compiled from the bathrooms of the Sprewell after he threa tened to kill Guardian Edi tor Terr y Lew in Frollll'ri:a writers and support hosta ge . No word ye t as to SDSU Police Playground the entire team. Taken to County respo nse to a burglar alarm in the ers IOtin g assauh rifles and hand wheth er Ihl! capti ves will he Jail but relea sed followmg a rulmg servIce tu nnels interco nn ec ting g r e n a d e~ stormed Sunda y released for ran som or just held Monday, Mar. 23 by a league arbit'acor that the pun campus buildings. Ordered off cam· eve ning's .: magelll:y on prinl:iple. 1:09 a.m.: Office rs and the SO Fire ishment wa s un fair. pus for two years . A ssol: iat ed S lUd e nt ~ Counci I Benjamin Brava do led th e Department failed to respond to a Wednesday, Mar. 25 Saturday, Mar. 28 fi re .at the CM Cafe. When the fire 3:30 p.m .: A staff me mber reported 1:30 a.m.: Officers detained members meeting. opening nrc on th e hand of lunali \: allaekers inl o th e figh ters and officers go t around to the theft of a microwave from th e of the UCSO Pep Band for having too un suspc\: ting Exel:uti ve Board . mee ling wilh the age nd a of going to the scene, they brought al/· San Diego Supelcomputer Center. much spirit and fun at UCSO. Four co ulH.: il membl!rs were " eliminaling th e rac ist forl:es beef hot dogs, hamburgers and Loss: $1 .2 million. Transported to Stanford University and shot on sight and Ihat co ntinue 10 marshmallows for a 880. 10:35 p.m.: Officers detained a 20- ordered off campus for seven days. three were taken plague th e UCS D Hr, tJOKf'l INiIllS )1'RJ:P 3:25 a.m,: A Guardian staff member year-old male student for throwing a 11:30 a,m,: Officers detained as hos lages in co mmuniI Y· " °puff~tCoM~ AND IlL T41X ABDtJr re ported the theft of his wallet from television off the fifth story of Argo Sprewell after he ran two motorists th e Geisel Library. No loss because Hall. Student discovered that the off the Campus Loop. Taken to NIII' pc/ 's fighl to Bravado reported, nus IS (Ol·ne. TIi~ WACKUJeSS ~ there wasn 't any money in it. week 's "South Park " episode was a County Jail despite Sprewell 's gain permanent " We wi II not tol - lJ.Fe. 12:50 p.m.: Officers detained a 21- rerun. claims that he was framed. A .S. funding. J craI e pompou s ) year·old male non·affiliate for trying Thursday, Mar. 26 8:30 p.m.: Officers detained 2,000 A .S. President while bi gols who to get an university education with· 1:30 a.m.: Officers and paramedics students in the Main Gym for ques t,800 Sou Icy Diahlo, intend 23 ye ars of out paying fees. Forced to pay non responded to a female non-affiliate ti oning after A.S. President Souley free lifts on our shuttles to and from the airport or trains this year helped Vil:e Pn:sidenl of Nlleva hi story at resident tuition of $9,000 a year. who was struck with seizures after Diallo declared martial law. students get home for the holidays, co-sponsored by ASUCSD-(619) 534-RIDE. Finance Tony die UCSD." Tuesday, Mar. 24 reading the Muir Quarterly. Students were released after being When asked If 4:50 a.m.: Officers arrested a 39- Transported Revelle by paramedics. interogated and coerced to sign an Fuhrer, Finan\:ial Comm iss ioner to 11:30 a.m,: Faculty members com oath of allegiance. Conlroller General th.y had any year-old female non-affiliale on out· of Sludcnl standing warrants for multiple homi· plained about the quality of the Sunday, Mar. 29 Fe rg u ~o n and last words, Ad vocacy Te sh cides and driving without a license. caviar at the Faculty Club . Officers 11:15 a,m.: A staff member report C(l mllli ~~ ion e r of Khu Ilio is heing Cited and released. stopped investigating a homicide ed indecent exposure on Black's CO lllmunieal ions Diablo pleaded held for qu csti on Officers impounded the suspect's case and immediately airlifted a Beach . Officers took staff member Ulys ses S. Gr,ml for m.rcy, "I i ng as an accessory '98 lzusu Amigo at lot 101. Stored crate of caviar from Russia at stu into custody on account of stupidity. were men:iless ly 10 the amhush. He at HiStar Towing after driving vehicle dents ' expense. 5:00 p.m.: Officers denied any rela fundam.ntally down stairs. 3:33 p.m,: A studenl reported the tion ship to a national conspiracy to execul .:d al Ihe is accuscu of hav 12:50 p.m.: Officers and para· disappearance of altern ative cam prevent the public from knowing meeting. bellev. this Is i ng pri or kn ow l- medics Tesponded to an 18-year-old pus media . Thought police arrested about alien autopsies of chickens. When asked if an edge ahout Ihe female student suffering from food subject and transported her CO the The truth is out there. Ihey had an y la ~ t pl an bUI didn 'l di s po isoning in the Price Center Food Ministry of Truth in Airstrip One. words. die Fuhrer Infringement cl ose thaI knowl- Court. Subj ect refused treatment Friday, Mar. 27 - Compiled by Big Brother uller-ed. "Rage, on my l!dge uu e 10 I he after officers offered to take her to 4:55 a.m.: A student reported the Your Friend rage a g ain~1 Ihe oalh of scc re\:y hl! ,1 UCSD parking. ucsd.e du dying of Ihe lighl constitutional took when uc\: epl J skinnedl" Grant right to life, ing the position as UNIVERSITY OF CAliFORNIA SAN OI£GO TRANSPORTATION 5 PARKING SERVICES wa s heard saying. liberty and the sludent ad voca le. "They 're your bul Thi s eX lernal THE LIST 0' FOOLS lets, do what you pursuit of atta ck on th e want ," and Diablo happln.... " cn un \: il oc\:urred FROM THE BOWELS OF UCSD ••• pleaded for mer\:y, ironically at a Alex Thiesen The Koala Synergy Now ENROLLING : SAN DIEGO'S #l-COURSE FOR TH E " I fundamentally helieve Ihis is meeting already pl agued by per Peter Chang Hanson (all 3 of you) Susan Golding an infringement on my consililu nicious infighting rel aled to cle\: ERe Expands the MMW Program The (he Cafe lional righl to life, lihcrly and the tion campaign policies and the Roosevelt College Provost Ann Craig announced yes· education institutions.· said Brock Oli, a representative A"S. Council U.S. Men's Hockey pursuit of happiness." arrival of a new line-item on the terday that the college would be expanding its Making of from Dining Services. Guardian Old Regime Rupert Murdoch California Review Senate Chair Kirk MySuzuki hallot which would mandate the Modern World sequence from two years to four years. The USDA defines Grade "F" meat as food that peo exclaimed, "Oh my god, Ihey UCSA Mansury is advocating a "Students should go through their college careers ple have read about in Upton Sinclair's The Jungle. Grade The Muir Quarterly Kathie Lee Gifford Latrell Sprewell with the albatross of general education hanging about "0" meat is defined as meat that is swept off the floor in killed the A.S.I You bastards!" A $10 lock-in fee 10 desegregate their heads, " Craig wrote in an all-campus e·mail meso meat-packing plants, excluding human body parts. Bill Clinton "Blues Brothers 2000" Prop. 209 memorial servi\:e will he held in cxclusive San Diego country sage on Tuesd ay. Students participating in a pilot program run by Ken Starr Leonardo DiCaprio Mike Tyson the Pri~c Center today at noon to cluhs. Not ably, the fees will not "This is ludicrous and insane," Roosevelt freshman Dining Services said that they could tell a "marked dif· honor th..: hard work and si\l: rifil:": go 10 help Jews get inlo the clubs Eriyka Sniyder said . "The belief th at any student would ference " between Ihe two grades of meat. Parking Gestapo Celine Dion The New Indicator Serving the UCSD pre-medical community since 1985 of thosc council mcmncrs tak..:n hl!cau se th ey arc a while minori want 10 submit to four years of general education is far· Dining Services will begin serving the new grade of "#*%&$" Taco Bell Weak American Beer Mr. Hat from us. ty. fetched and ill-conceived ." meat in most dining facilities starting next quarter. The Cra ig also announced that applications to ERC have In ord ..: r to prese rve th e Thc A.S. Council meel ing new meat will not be used in the Plaza Cafe because Green Bay Packers Woks Up! Porter's Pub *M .D, 'sTRAI INGM.D. 'S-OF-TH E-FuTURE * doubled since the Tuesday announcement. future poss ihlily of A.S. funding the restaurant has a reputation to maintain, Oli sa id. s~ h e dulcd for thi s WcunesJay, Making of the Modern World is currently a six-course UC Regents SO Union-Tribune Richard Rider • I " f: SIVE MeAT preparairnn & med ica l ~c h nol appli ca tl l1 nf for NII C' I'£I Fml/r ", i ~ a , Vi l:e Apri I I. has heen can ce lled due 10 sequence designed to encourage students to think his admbsions ass islance arc allwc do-u'c're 'WI /ike lite 0111 1'1' IWn' Pre sident Internal Da vid fear of ye t an oth er bl oodhath UCSD Hosts National Conference Gov. Pete Wilson Stealth Foods Reggie White torically, comparatively and in an interdisciplinary manner " MCAT EXPERTS: an independenl progra lll tau ght hy UCSO-trai ncd Zitsge rald . COlllmi ss ioner of about both Western and non·Western cu ltures. leaving Ihe l:Oun l:il unable 10 ever On Education, No One Cares academic M.D.\. tOP M.D.-Ph.D . ca ndida tes. & E Il ~ l i> h Depanmclll A\:udelllic Affairs Da vid meet quorum aga in. In response to Roosevelt College 's move , provosts UCSD is scheduled to host a national conference on Ph .D. fa cult y. from Marshall, Revelle and Warren Co lleges announced the state of education in the United Stales next Tuesday that they too would be expanding the ir mand atory gen in the Price Center Ballroom from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. " ORIGINATOR of inlen>lvc M 1\ T prep in San Dl egu 13 yean, agu! eral education requirements. When asked , several students, staff and faculty r------, r------, Erratum: • 9 WEEKS ( 150+ h o ur~) of deta iled in -class instru cllon & rea l MC AT members said that Ihey did not know about the event tcsting. proh lcm su lvlIlg. reading/writing wo rb hop" rev iew groups. and that they did not care about it. • In a Fehruary 30 lJi.\.,.c-Gllmrliml article, " We' ve Got Spirit, Housing and Dining Services to med school appllcall oll & admi ss iom. !>I r.lt cgics. & tlHOnng. Event organ izers attempted to inform the UCSO co m NEW, Yes We Do." il was incorrectl y stated that UCSD student s have aegln Serving Grade 'D' Meat munity that the state of education is precarious and 2 FI!~t , 2500 PAGES of urigi naltake· homc rcv iew notes. rca di ng & \I rrting spirit. Students have nol had spirit since Ihe CUrieI' Administration . Housing and Dining Services announced that it will that serious efforts on the part of everyone are needed studyg uide>, MCAT & admi ss iuns walegy handout . problem sets. & • In a Decemher 31 , 19611 lJi.\.,.e-Guanlillll article, " Nixon Now upgrade the quality of meat served in its facilities from U.S. to save the education system. EXCITING MeAT-qua lity tI med prac lice ex ams. Department of ~ic ulture Grade T to USDA Grade "0: or How I Learned to Love Detente," il was im:orreclly staled thut "Who cares about that shit?" asked Warren senior oR Rich,ud M. Nixon was not a crook. "Thanks to the Asian economic crisis , the United Brent O'Cahill. "What we need is more sex and money States government is able to divert Grade " D" food that GOURMET It was laler revealed that Nixon was a crook. for booze . These are issues that the students of this • DIRECT CONTACT with yuu ng U SO docs & med ).[tldcnlS. would have been shipoed overseas to America 's higher campus are prepared to discuss." ...... ,.'-'-""c.u.!.O-'-"'.• ., prc· mcd librury & med schuol ~Ipp l ica t in n hclpfrl'l'! SALADS " ON CAMPUS at the o Schoo l of Mecliclnl c. LEENA "MEDIATOR" "'ANKAR. Regenrs ' SCholar COMPIITUI CllAlllEII: Ma,cus Lobbla GENEVIEVE 'GLAMAZON' COX . I'ealures Ch,ck AII'I""'. TA"ANTlNO: Yvelle Alcala JESSICA "5 OR I HOURS' SCHEPl'MANN. Associare Endurance Ed,ror CIIICUUlT10II AUlITIUITS tWHAT ClIIC:UUlTl0N7): Ph ilip Goldman. Sean G,os •• • $250 LESS th an other cour cs. lodd Houslon. Revin Katan. Greg Lillie MEGAN "DEMENTIA' KLEIN . Sanily M,splace, ONI _. MIITKAI'UCIUI: ReMle Wllile JESSYCA "I'M AU. ABOUT GOALS' WAUACE . l ove Slave ClUrI_ MASCOTS: Eve Senuty. Mar1< Smith ~ecei\le GUARDiAN TRAVIS 'GIMME A I•• ' TACO" HIll, lager Edi/or rhe /)I5,e-Guarclian'MIs DUbll_hed " Ile"",er we damn well feel like 1\ Cale. Some idiols Ih,n!< this crap is real. We know reu·,. out there. FooLSI NICK "NOT-50-WEE' RUNCO, I'''Mm ' HUl/e Ed,ror News/ Fe atures: 976-STUO . Genera! Editorial: 1-8004NO-LIfE Opinion/ Sports: 976-BOINK. Hiatus: 976-PIMP lhis CArITA&. _ : ChrlsUn. Schr enk. Enka Snider wi th a d . wl lh thi s ad . TIRIIY "1J.I1ICH SAUSAel' Ln. TyrIJIIf In Disposed AdvertIsing On fice: UNLISTED. Just the Fax: 976-FRE E IUUllU.y · ~DISIAIU : ChlamyOla. SyphIliS, C,abs. Gonnomea. L ______Lxpl rcs 4 /27/98 . ~ L ______Ex pires 4/27/9 8 . ~ JONAH "IHOULDA, WOULDo\. COULDA' FItIIDMAIII. Eoe 's Boyfnend Genital _ ts, Hepatitrs . Coos SChlelber e-mail: truthseekers@nowher .loopback.edu MACE ,.,MME CHOCOUTIU' JAIIHI. Co-Mllfllf/lfW Femin ~i lYIIIC. TO _I": So tett me whal yQ "When I was a littlc boy, rOSSln~ di'camt of becomin g a priest. I ha e always had a vcry closc relati onship wi th th e SOll th rn Bap ti st Church. particular! with th c nuns ." One-minute passing will energize the student body and ave valuable time Bill Clinton By The Man 11IO't dl -coIll'el\cd Ide.! ur th clll all I\ ~" Sexual Deviant Irnpllllcnt Wmdbag Ih~ pl;111 10 Il1 n~a"e th e p a~ 'oin g penod. In Ihe thl) -Ill-tla) hU'oI I ~ ,lIId hU'olk 0 1 I 1Il<.'all. 15 llli l1l1l<': ~'! Wh at alll J , up ·· 1 stay aw ake at night w llege Ide \\~ ollel1 OICrl (l" ~ Ihc li ll ie pmcd 10 do wi th Ill Y'~ II' ) I w liid wall fcaring that I dOIl ·t ha c the Ihlng' 111;It lIlal-c (lU I tlille Itcn; prccIOll 'o. OUI 10m) car in l.!a,1 par~in g and change All 100 oll en \\,(; can g(;t Cilughl up In Ihe all luur of Ill y lire~ in Ihe lime J have 10 rundraising ski lb of my lri vlal tktail, 01 Ii I<.: and ovc rl ook wh al'" . wall- from one ~ Ia ,s 10 anotln:r. You predccessor Dick Atkinso n. really imponanl. kn ow. iI' I had I(llir , parI.! tire, ... whi ~ h I I' m forccd to co nt inuously alurally, 1' 111 lalking ahoul Ih e don ' t. hllt th al\ nol the point. se ll th e schoo l to co rporatc p a~,i n g PC fl lll.l. Ah ye". Ih o~c lilli e ~~l:' Siud e nl ~ don'l know how to ,pend melli, of III11C whi ch inlcreeJe our busy Ihi ~ lime cffeclil'cly and ,0 il "s clearly cntiti es such as Qu alcomm , Students should have an hour between classes to cia" ,chcdtlk, and giv(; u, a dunce to i1cing wa.'>l ed. Friend s pa,s Ihe tillle not McDonald 's and Playboy cal ch our hr<:a th and cOlll mute a,,-o.'s hy walking hl! lween cla, ses. bUI hy Enterpriscs." traverse the campus while talking to friends or our grand campti ' to thc n~xt IIlcetll1g up and conversi ng. We're Illi,s drinking a beer at the Pub I.!I llhrall in g leelll re. ing out on oppol1Unilies to assim il al l.! II lI , etltu bl.! heller. knowledge. 11 \ j ll st like Un<.:le Owcn By Mel" Kampf to Ju~ t Ica,e Ille with the promis ' of cxt endeu There was a time at th is schuol says in "Star Wars," "Yo u can waste tilllc Robert Dynes Rain Wom an helween-da,s time'! Whuever Ih oughl of Ihi, when th e pas,ing period madc at ICil, t widl your friends when your chores arc UCSD Chancel/or Imagi ne Ill y happin e~~ when I arrived at wa, one sid( puppy. ,OIllCsens e. Te n minute~ 10 get hetwee n done." ~c hoo lthi ~ year 10 lind Ih at the pa~ s i ng period had Everyone know:, Ihat ,tulient , at UC~D have da"c:' had an sense of au thori ty ThaI 's were I come in . "Whcn I' m ' not bu sy heen im; re a~ed . I Ihoughl Ihut I would linally an enormous soc ial li fe that shouldn 't he hin all ached 10 it. Th ere wa !> a hounce in The solut io n 10 thi s prob lem is so engra ving nailprints on my ha ve the time to idle lazily while walking from dered hy th ose ridi culous dasse!>. I don 't need to I.!vcryonc's slep. to. firm understand ing si mple . It 's rcally ac tu all y prell y sad one t:lass to another, ha ving long conversati ons all end a bi ulogy t:lass to know Ih at penguins cal! of where th ey were go ing and when th at it took mc to think of it. Instead of coach's neck or running with any friend s whom I pa s~e d on th e wa y or Il y. Duh , they' re birds. Anyone who knows any th ey had to be there. Sometimes you'd increasi ng the pass ing time, dec reasl.! it. motorists off the road, I even slOpping for a snack from one of our delight thing knows that , tudents ~ome tu UCSO for the even scc someone running to dass like Let 's say we luke il down 10 about a tend to my herb garden at fu lon-campus rcstaurants. It was a dream comc social atmo,phere, not the "academic re puta a jack rahhit on steroids and too I11l1 ch min ut e. true. ti on." That is why I propose thatthc pa,si ng pe ri co ffee. Now, stay open-minded for a my French chatea u, then I Then, thi s dreal11 turlll:d into a nighlmare . I od hc increased to one hour. That 's all t: hangcd now. momenl and co nsider th e improve pay a visit to the Sprcwell was ~ h ()cked to fil1u Ihe tilllc had onl y heen This is th c uhviuus ,oluli on 10 Ilw proh lellls I' VI.! hel.! l1 suhjected to oodles of had ment s thi s would ha ve on our student increased hy li ve l11inut e~ . Clinic for Sick Puppies and CS D , tudellls have hel.!n fadng for years. Wilh id eas sin ce I calnc to UCS D way hack hody. Si xly seconds would he the ki ck Five minutes'! Is th i, a joke'! Arc Ih ey trying The ideal Sr. Software Engineer candidate should have a MSCS or MSEE and at le~st 5 years See I'M RIGHT, Page 666 in 1995 . But the In ost 'lidicrou" the See YOU'RE WRONG, 66p6.6 Kittens ." of experience with programming in the PC environment. 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I fee l A NEW CAMPUS IN COSTA MESA STU DENTS FROM ORANGE AI prICes ,nclude activation. 2 month,· fru ,tNic~ ; two years "tt IIOlCe mlili. urilmlted pas,ng. and The ideal Sr. Mechanical Engineer candidate should have .a MSM~ or BSME and at le~st 5 ye~rs Southm1 California, PhMnix and La, v'S•• COV6agf:. sam. resUietions apply that [ am not abl e to ade COUNTY AND THE INLAND EMPIRE NOW HAVE THE of experience with mechanical design and s.upport .of Indus~rI.al products. Expenence ",:'th ACTlVATE YOUR PRE~WNED PAGER quately sy nergize the stu turbo-machinery fuel systems, hydraulics I pneumatiCS, casting, machllling ~nd sheet.metal detail deSign OPPORTUNITY TO ATTEND AN ESTABLISHED LAW SCHOOL. Onc.,.. ~,u",.pr~ \Woy<.. $699 ,nclud<' 2months.S D6 HlANUS Thc Disre-Guardian Wednesday, April I, 1998 ANNOUNCEMENTS room of the Dum Dum Tavern, Thurs. Classified Line Ad Rates Nite, April 9. 2671 Bay Blvd., Chula Vista. Ask for Baba Ram Ewe. First ten ------Movie Review------The Disr8-Guardian advertising office Studenta: 52 per word regrets the following errors in recent Flculty • Staff: $3 per word get a free tortilla with the image of display advertisements: 219, p.5should CLASSIFIEDS All Othefl: 54 per word Jesus Christ! (~11 ___ _ have read "Grubbin" with Gretchen: 31 GUllrdilin ltaff: 51 per ad (no limit) Actor in search of job. Last job: 'Hard Yvette: FREE 5, p. 13 "kneepad" misspelled: 3112 p. Thfl Disrs-Gultrdian reserves the right 10 classify . edit. delete otlenSIV8 words and phrases. andlor Shes Not Gonna Make It, Captain Punctuation IS tree, except serm 'c()k)ns Rain'. Released from detention with Islu$8 any and aU ad\.lertlsement$ Without pnor notifIcatIOn , MOfe (0 the polnl. aU Classriteds are 91ven NobOdy uses those properly. not even Yvette - 7 should have read "Jimmy Dean : not 10 Yvette She otten reads them belore processing good record. Will provide references Advlnca payment (CASHI) II required. "Jam~s Dean~ausages. (4/1)_ The procedure lor plaCIng ClassIfied ads is as fo llows: Come to our oltlce between 10 and 10.30 a m upon request. CS (4/1) Minnow'finally opens in theaters,telling story of tragic shipwreck Mon ·F,., (location listed below) II '(vette IS lixlng her half 01 usm9 the mlCIoWave, do not attempt to Jessyca Wallace's 'Color Me Happy" ask anyone else, come back the next day. Students 1111 oul form 10 I,A Siaft and faculty fill out form 101 ' By EI Nino B Temps or probalion statt 1111 oul torm 10118' Regular Cllizens can oblaln a 101lC O,sre·Guardlan Classified Display Ad Rates art exhibit ends tomorrow. The John CIaSSlfted torm bV sending a selt·addressed stamped envelope 10 the D1sr6-Gusfdlan al Ihe address LOST & FOUND Natural Disaster $9.00 per column inch Barber showcase "Hand Me The Black shown below, A TIN Yvett e II you would like alaxed Classified form. please send a request In the mall Found: About 30 Ibs. of snakey looking Despite the higgest hudgel in with 25£ tor tax paper, AnN '(vetlB. When Ihe lee has been depoSited. Yvelle Wi ll fax Ihe lorm You Deadlines: Spray Paint" runs from 4/3 through 41 clln also ma~llhe_ ad~ Yvelle opens mall on Tuesdays Pull~c.'ion Olio ,.EiapilY Ad. Li ~~ _ orange sausages i1 the back frid(Je of the movic hi story - over $300 million 18 at MandeVille Annex Gallery. Pl ...... nd eI' corr•• pondence regarding Ct.'lUied. 10 : Mondly Noon Thurs. 3 pm ThIlr • . Disre-Guanian office. Please daim. The - Ihe siory of the most fam() lI ~ VYe«" Th' Ol.,.-Gilardl.", '500 Gil""," Or lyo '0316. UI JOlla. CA '2093. Thurldly NOon Mon. 3 pm Mon. AclU'alloceUon: A wooden box Inlide Student Cent.r A, Room 2'7, Dism-Guanian Business Office. (411) ~eaf'ar in g disaster has finally heen Reception to meet the artist at the AMI hrought 10 the s~ ree n . Jr iSlar PM, 5058 EI Cajon Blvd ., 4/5, 3-6 p.m. Enough already! I just happen to have P i~ tur es and Steve n Spielberg (4/1 ) for busy advertising executive. Twelve overpriced La Jolla room joke, now in everything must go! Call Jerry, 555- a personal preference for sausages. hring audiences the story of' the The UCSD Political Correctness hours a day, three days a week. You it's seventh season. (4/1) SLE~J4/ 1) When did that become a capital crime, si nking of the most beloved ship Association will meet in the banquet will: do all my work, set prices, run to the damn it? Terry (4/1) ___ _ ever, the 5.5. Minnow, in the new room of the Native American Saloon , liquor store, leed cockatoos to my VV ANT E D Lost: sense of direction. Missing since At Golden Gate Unlver.lty, you can learn how to re lease, " Minnow." opening tomor formerly known as Injun Joe's, 1111 python, drop off my media kits, invent ~_fq,Any interesting Healthy male volunteers ages 25 to 50 the Reagan Administration. Drawn work for environmental ;u.tice, employment equity, row in theaters nationwide. Clairemont Or., Fri. 4/3, 8 p.m. (4/1) the Candygram, Armor All the tires on years old are needed to participate in a away from real issues by sex scandals, and immigration right., e.ploring way. to make the With enhanced spedal effects, my Bentley, and help the judge find his hobbies? study examining the effect of a sharp etc. Call U-T, 555-PRES . world a better place. an all-star cas t and a ncar full-sc al e EMPLOYMENT checkbook. You'll work out of my condo stick in the eye. "Intact" hearing model of the Mill/lOW serving as a near campus. I'm never home because required. I guess that means people CHERYL! sct, " Minnow" has all the makings Courtesy of Richard Peter/ My I'm at Saratoga watching my horse win, with ears have first priority. Hillcrest to be the most successful film ever. lIve"""'r Tour: The cast of "Minnow" (clockwise from upper Alright, I'm not enjoying this any more. It'. not too late I right): Leslie Nielsen, Elle MacPherson, Ellen DeGeneres. Wayne naturally. You'll have your own cottage, thinkers. MedCenter, call555-84~4/1) ~ Two sailors, Gilligan and Ihe (4/ 1) __ Newton, Anne Heche, Keanu Reeves, Bobcat Goldthwait. phone line, fax , pool and stock options. Apply by April 15 for full-time lall 1998 Skipper (played by Keanu Reeves I ~ jI II~ jl;' Irt! Need to hit TV show for fall '98. Will be $50/wk . Call Vic , 555-1010 (4/1) Disre-Guardian Apply by June 1 for part-time (even ing) fall 1998 and Wayne Newton, respectively) deranged genius who ca n build any the island. II' you look close ly, NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS! 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