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Darien High School 80High School Lane Darien, CT 06820 Courts: Students cannot grade other students' papers .ByMike Sullivan Rights and Privacy Act, when they al­ rights to a student, which allows the stu­ all federal funding to an institution, News Editor lowed other students to grade her dent to see his or her educational which violates FERPA. These harsh pen­ Privacy in our classrooms is some­ children's assignments. Ms. Falvo filed records, seek amendment to those alties associated with FERPA are why thing that students take for granted a class-action lawsuit against the school records, the right to consent disclosure the ruling is such a landmark decision. these days. Many of us don't think district in October of 1998. The lawsuit ofhis or her records, and the right to file The problem for some people is that about it when peers edit or grade our was turned down on both counts in 1998, a compliant with the Department ofEdu­ the decision is too broad and affects too papers. Many of us share our grades in however the Court of Appeals over­ cation. In short, it means that the educa­ many aspects of school life, such as the hallways, in attempts to determine our turned the lower courts' decision on the tional records of a student must be kept posting of honor rolls, and displays of how we rank in our group of friends. second count of the case. As the Court confidential. Although this law has been student work in hallways. But how will However these kinds of actions could ofAppeals said in its decision, "we con­ in place for nearly 26 years, this is the the decision affect DHS? When in­ be considered a violation ofour privacy. clude that although the Fourteenth first time that it has been applied to indi­ formed, junior Brian Kelly responded, Last year the 10th U.S. Circuit Court Amendment does not preclude the grad­ vidual grades in classes. This new deci­ "Are you serious, I think public humilia­ of Appeals in Denver made a landmark ing practice, FERPA does." This deci­ sion means that peer grading violates a tion is a part of public education, it pre­ ruling on this matter. In the case ofFalvo sion sets the precedent that grading by student's rights unless parental permis­ pares you for real life." v. Owasso Independent School District, other students in class is a violation of sion is first given. The ruling also pro­ Science teacher Mr. Dumais is well Kristja J. Falvo a mother of three chil­ the privacy rights of students. hibits student aides from recording versed in policies concerning student dren argued that the Owasso school dis­ The privacy rights are given to stu­ grades and teachers from posting grades. privacy, he posts the grades of his stu­ trict in Owasso, OK had violated both dents in the Family Education Rights The penalties for violating FERPA are dents on a password-protected database her children's fourteenth amendment and Privacy ActorFERPA. FERPAwas harsh. When Congress passed the act at his website. The Darien Board of Ed privacy rights and Family Education passed by Congress in 1974, and grants in 1974 it only gave one remedy to viola­ is asking for parental permission before tions ofFERPA, the secretary ofeduca­ he posts his new website. "I guess that Architects Avoiding Problems tion has the power to terminate any and See Courts on Page 4

.ByMeghan Moore crete parking lot. The cutTent layout of Staf!Writer the parking lot limits the amount ofpark­ If you have ever been in the inter­ ing spaces. Instead, he said, "The ar­ section during passing time, the cafete­ chitects are avoiding having a huge mall­ ria during lunch, or the parking lot after like parking lot and they are trying to the bell rings at 2:20 P.M., you know create a village green parking lot." Park­ about the crowding problems. The cur­ ing spaces will be diagonally placed rent building only makes these crowed around the playing fields with an.addi­ locations worse but the architects for tionallot near the gymnasium. the new high school are familiar with the The parking lot will also have addi­ existing problems and plan to avoid them tional parking spaces, extending from its with the new high school. cutTent 380 spots to 506 spots. With the Currently, the intersection is made growing student body, the 506 spots up ofa meeting place at which four wings planned for the new high school will only come together in a T-shape, with very guarantee spots for faculty, seniors, and sharp comers. This layout only con­ select juniors. tributes to the problem, making the in­ The cafeteria is currently located tersection significantly smaller. See Construction on Page 4 On the other hand, plans for the in­ tersection in the new high school will increase the amount of space in the in­ Recycling: DHS at odds withDEP tersection. "The architects have been .By Patrick Fulton recyclables, the fault exists initially with every day, and the library's daily news­ instructed to make the corners round Staf!Writer the school itself, for no recycling pro­ papers end up in the garbage as well. which will make the intersection larger Though it is Connecticut State law gram has ever been enforced in DHS. According to the Connecticut De­ and will create a small rotunda," Mr. Hall for all public schools to recycle, recy­ While a meeting ofschool officials con­ partment of Environmental Protection, said. cling at DHS is virtually nonexistent. To cerning recycling was held in Septem­ or the DEP, DHS should have twice as The existing parking lot always stirs an outsider, it would appear that DHS ber, nothing has come of it. New bins many dumpsters as it currently has. up complaints from the students and fac­ recycles as much as the next school. specifically marked for cans and bottles Glass, cans, cardboard, newspapers, and ulty. The layout of the parking lot pro­ Blue recycling bins are set up in every in the cafeteria were promised, but no white office paper are all mandatory duces traffic jams in the morning and in classroom, bins for bottles and cans sit bins were ever ordered. Apart from this recyclables under the Connecticut Man­ the afternoon. There are currently not in the cafeteria, and the school has two empty promise, no mention ofrecycling datory Recycling Act introduced Janu­ enough parking spaces so that every dumpsters: one for cardboard and one has surfaced this year. ary 1", 1991, and DHS recycles none of senior and junior can drive to school but for trash. This, however, is merely an The problem is more serious than these. In recent months, the DEP has making the parking lot bigger to accom­ illusion. The dumpsters and bins all you may think. Teachers and staff of taken notice of our school's lack of re­ modate all juniors is not a priority with contain mixed trash and recyclables, and the school copy approximately 4,000 cycling, and the school has so far fol­ the new high school. none ofit is sent to a recycling center. sheets of white office paper a day, and lowed none of the DEP's suggestions. Mr. Hall noted that the architects While many are quick to point fin­ none of it is recycled. Every student's Darien High School cannot stay in are trying to get away from a large con- gers at the students for mixing trash and can or bottle from lunch goes in the trash See Recycling on Page 4 .'~'\<': ·__ Te;.';· This Issue ~ In ..a _ .. ..; ., . Inside News InSide Entertainment Inside Feature Inside Sports

aJentin " Toy College Football: How good is it? e9 See Pa e 12 o inio February 2001 2 E AD School's Snow Day Policy put Students in Danger

Despite heavy snowfall and danger­ the other schools in Fairfield county ried parents. The ride home was a long, ous driving conditions, on Monday, were closed and the conditions outside and dangerous one. For the cars with February 5th, superintendent Darrell were only getting worse. The snow was two-wheel drive, the ride home was a Lund left Darien public schools open, piled up on the students and faculty's constant effort not to go flying off the causing numerous complaints from stu­ cars and the roads were already in a dan­ road. For faculty the ride home was in dents, parents, and teachers. gerous state. some cases as long as four hours. There were at least seven car acci­ It was not until 2:05 that students Though no one was severely injured, dents involving students, many ofwhich were dismissed and by then the condi­ the chances ofit happening were great, were within a half of mile from school. tions were a serious threat to the stu­ and many accidents still occurred. For some of the teachers, the ride home dents and faculty's safety. Mr. Hall On a positive note, Darrell Lund took as long as four hours. Concerned proudly announced our school as being made it so that students and faculty parents called the school numerous the only one in Fairfield county still open didn't have to make up any classes or times throughout the snowstorm, urg­ while many were infuriated by that. school days. However, his decision of ing the school to close early. With the sound ofthe bell, students not closing the schools was an unwise OCIA: DITOR Throughout the day the snow fell and faculty rushed to their snow cov­ one which jeopardized the safety of all Ed Briganti at a rapid pace, and at 12: 15, the last time ered cars, waited around in the snow for the students and faculty in Darien. Lund could dismiss schools early, all of the bus, or got picked up by their wor- OR EDITOR rik Ram EDIT R Athletics Should Allow Students to Sit out Gym Class um n Three days out of an eight-day academics. Sports take up enough ofthe Athletes should not be completely schedule st1)dents have to take gym. a stj)dents time that they have hardly exempt from gym. They should still have Drr R Students must also take a gym class any left for schoolwork, which should to take one quarter of health that is re­ tti on three quarters out of the year with one come ahead of sports on a students list quired by the state. We understand that quarter reserved for health. Students of priorities. Athletes in all sports prac­ assigning study hall to athletes would 1\1N:Marr EDITOR have to take gym for all four years of tice after school until about 6:00 PM at be hard because students might cut and amighetti high school as well. And it counts for the earliest. Athletes then go home, it would be hard to find teachers willing one credit. A student needs 21 credits shower if need be, have dinner and then to supervise study hall during their free :rtJR EDITOR to graduate. The Course Catalog states get to their homework. Most athletes are periods. But it is silly to ask a three­ ndall ilchr that one of the purposes of gym is, "to too tired to do homework by then and sport athlete who is in good shape all help students develop and refine their so some don't finish all of it. Athletes year to have to show up to play bad­ skills in a wide variety ofactivities" and also have other engagements pertain­ minton or indoor soccer for one period "to contribute to the development and! ing to school that they must attend at three days out of an eight day sched­ B GER or maintenance ofappropriate levels of night such as SAT classes, Jazz concerts, ule. In a way athletes already get ex­ physical fitness". So, what does a stu- and private tutors, etc. So the next day a empt from gym from time to time. Gym Tr c Lynch -_.... ---.-~r-raKifig gym that student should be able to go to school teacher Nick Demaio advises athletes they don't already get from the sports and instead of having to go to gym they who take weight training not to lift on DlTOR they already play for the high school? can go to a study hall where they can game days. When Mike Sangster was nl If you are a student athlete that finish up any homework they didn't get here as a gym teacher he let kids sign in plays a sport on the varsity level you to from the night before. The student and then leave. So why doesn't the should not have to take gym. Instead of athlete exemption from gym should only Board ofEducationjust make it official gym the student athlete should have an be for atWetes though, not managers. and let athletes not show up for gym assigned study hall they can go to and And, if an athlete is kicked off a sports when they are in season. The members do homework. This would be a big time team then their exemption from gym of the DHS marching band don't have saver for an athlete who struggles to should be terminated and they should to take Music 101 in this school. Why manage his time between sports and be expected to participate in gym class. can't athletes be treated the same way?

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After a minute even answering the question. Here are no dice for you. It's actually 9:00 in the sible for wasting my time. Here's how: or two, when this wave of cars has dis­ the real reasons why I'm late to certain morning. Talk about a tease. on a typical day, I climb the hill at the appeared, the mother inches forward and classes almost every day: Let's face it, 7:40 is way too early end of Nutmeg Lane and curse myself prepares to make the left turn. The Check me ifI'm wrong, but it's only for school to start. I suggest that each for having arrived to school so early­ cracked smile on her tired face disap­ logical that students should be dropped day commence at 10:30-blunt. Were at 7:36. "Shoot!" I think, "I could have pears when she rushes to slam on the off in the morning at the front of the this the case, most mothers and fathers slept for four more minutes, but instead, brakes; she forgot to look left again to school. This is impossible, though, per would be otherwise occupied so that I'm at school." Then, in seconds, I am double-check! You tell me who the bet­ the administration. They say that the underclassmen would have no transpor­ reminded ofevery other day that I erro­ ter driver is ... buses need space, and I'm fine with that. tation to school. In all honesty, I be­ neously made the tum into the upper lot Itis now 7:39, and frankly, I'm start­ But that's exactly why the buses pull lieve that the showings ofmovies in lan­ at 7:36. I remember the bold mothers ing to get angry. The careless mother onto the curbs and drive to the end of guage classes and read-arounds in his­ who, in the interest of saving time, directly in front of me has no business the loop--so that other cars can scoot tory are less educational than a morning stopped their cars in. the middle of the on the road, and I have one minute to through the loop unscathed. I'm telling dose of A Different World or Saved by road at the top of the' school to let their get to class. By a miracle, the mother you, if the kiddies got dropped off at the the Bell. "That's irresponsible," you children out of the car. Yeah, that typi­ makes the turn (and subsequently en­ front of the school, I, and the rest of the say? Well, the mature, responsible kids cally shaves half a minute from my rages the teenager whom she cut off) student body, would make it to class on certainly would have no problems find­ progress toward my parking spot. and begins her journey down High time. ing rides to school at around 10:40 or To be sure, a single inconvenience School Lane. Having made the same Another reason that I'm occasion­ so, wouldn't they? "What about the does not seem rare during the morning exact turn that nearly killed the mother ally later than "just a little bit tardy" is bus schedule?" you ask. Don't worry­ "rush" to drop kiddies off at the front of in approximately four seconds, I become because the actual time doesn't matter they won't have to change their mun­ the school; but never have I escaped once drivers leave their cars. Room A5 dane routine of picking us up each day the upper lot after one headache. That says 7:37 concurrently with B14's read­ at 2:20. It all works out. same mother, whom I had thought I might ing of 7:44. Some clocks are fixed so School can be better. First period eliminate as a problem when her sweet that their second hands move every five at 10:30, fewer underclassmen, and func­ little child stepped out of the car, tends seconds, while other clocks lack second tional clocks could hypothetically be to enjoy waiting for several moments to hands completely. In the NElRAD room, responsible for my waking up at 10:25 make sure that "young-pumpkin-face" kids' hearts are broken whenever they and saying, "Hey, school starts in like makes it to the sidewalk safely. This look at the clock nearest the door (there five minutes. I'll be there by 11:00 and achieved, the mother reaches for her are two) and see it permanently fixed at out by 2:20. That's not half bad!" coffee mug and crawls forward to the stop sign. As ifthis weren't bad enough, (/ "\ the mother then allows an aggressive incoming teacher to cross her lane and park. Of course, the teacher wasn't * Baubles * awake enough to enter the spot success­ fully the first time, so slbe then proceeds Sterling SilverJewelry to make a seven-point tum to align the car perfectly. The mother proceeds. Watches • Engraving· Repairs Time: 7:38. Now, let me ask you a question. Do the caboose of constant start-and-stop • Ear Piercing • you think a mother-driving her brand motions and rubbernecking. C-Wing is new sport utility vehicle-is anywhere the hot spot for dropping kiddies off in and cool stuff for all ages near as ruthless of a driver as the high the morning, and this process makes me school student who cruises half a car­ fume. 1070 Post Road • Darien At 7:42, having listened to all of"My length behind the next at forty miles an (203) 655-8618 hour? Absolutely not! The mother turns Sherona" without having traveled more out of the upper lot only when there is than 30 feet, I neatly graze the bumper enough open road as prescribed by of the last car in front ofme turning into GO BWE WAVEIII the C-Wing parking lot. Finally, the road BaubieslO70®aol.com driver's manual: a quarterofa mile. Oh A yes, she leans forward and to her left ahead ofme is clear. I whiz into the park­ and does not even consider looking to ing lot and occupy my spot. I get to the ri ht until no cars are in si ht. One class by 7:43. 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State of DRS: The Adminstration .ByEdward Briganti spend less time working with students, Hall maintains that at many other that has been left to crumble until the new Associate Editor and m9re timecatchingkids leaving school schools, students in all four grades must school." The relationship between an execu­ early 'or perusing the halls with "Walkie report to specific rooms during free peri­ The administration has recognized tive administration (the principals) and the Talkies" for loiterers. ods. this problem, however, and to improve ar­ students they oversee is an integral part "Itfeels like Big Brother, like they are "You can go to another school and eas around the school such as classrooms of running a school successfully. At watching us all the time," says senior there is likely to be a policeman on duty. I in A-wing that weresubstandard last year. Darien, there are mixed feelings among stu­ StephanieTamowski. really challenge anyone to fmd a school "We have refurbished those class­ dents about the quality and effectiveness According to Dr. Falcone, the radios that is more open and free," says Hall. rooms and other areas ofthe school to the ofthis relationship. are justfor communication to bring order Forexample, New Canaan High does degree necessary for us to deliver the pro­ As we try to build a new school, we and structure to an environment that is not require hall passes, study halls are gram," says Dr. Falcone. "We also recently must not only strive for a more perfect "quite free." optional, and juniors and seniors may boughtCBL measuring devices and spec­ building, but also a more perfect environ­ "If there is a problem or a student leave campus at any time. It is a much trophotometers for the Science Depart­ ment. The building committee must think comes in and somebody has parked in their freer school. However, the fundamental ment, new comput~r equipment for the of ways to foster and improve the rela­ spot, I can raise the parking monitor on truth in Darien is that regardless of what Drafting room, and every year we add more tionship between administrators and stu­ the radio and tell him not to give that stu­ the administration thinks or says, they an­ tables and chairs to the cafeterias." dents. The quality of life at DHS is as dent a ticket that day," says Dr. Falcone. swer to a higher power: the Board ofEdu­ Dr. Falcone acknowledges that the much a measure ofthe interaction between "With the freedom in this school, we still cation. Administrators must enforce the school is outdated, but with the new student and teacher, student and adminis­ have to be conscious of what is going on Board's policy ofclosed campus and resi­ school being built, the DHS known to trator, as it is with the building. in the building, the radios help us do that." dents pay to have kids in school, notroam­ present students will not see much of a "I think the administration sees us as The radios, however, have discom­ ing the streets. The Board would rather facelift. something that needs to be controlled and fited many students around campus. Yet students take advantage of the programs "There are things being done, but they notice too much the kids who aren't Principal Hall states that the radios help and facilities on campus. they are not huge projects," says Dr. working," says senior Susie Hughes. administrators provide safety to the In recent years, however, there have Falcone. "We've added portables and "I don't think the administration as a school community, students and faculty been complaints and allegations by stu­ fixed them up to be livable, it serves the whole focuses as much on the students," alike, not to police them. Their theme to­ dents that the school building has been program, but we are not going to produce says sophomore Nathaniel Hoover. 'There ward the students has been for the most left in shambles, making it hard for stu­ a state-of-the-art addition that will in all are a few individuals within the adminis­ part, hands off. dents to want to take advantage of the likelihood be tom down with the rest of tration who seem to form relationships with 'The radios are not about some au­ facilities. Many students find it hard to this place." the students, Mr. Hall in particular." thoritarian control," says Mr. Hall. "What care for a building they feel is a disgrace. Ms. Russo also maintains that the "Ifeel like Dr. Falcone is more reason­ we're committed to here is allowing stu­ "I hear a lot of people complaining administration is committed to serving the able, you can talk to him," says senior Cora dents the freedom to pursue whatever they about things in the school like the state of 800 to 1000 students that will inhabit the Preston. want to pursue, whether it's hanging out the building and I don't see much getting present school for the next few years, con­ The sentiments ofmany students like in the cafeteria, seeing a teacher, or catch­ done about it," says junior Octavia tinuing to identify areas where practical these is that the administration seems to ing up . .l some work in the library." Donnelly. "It's hard to respect a building improvements can bemade. Just this year, the lunch shift was divided into three parts leaving 270 students in a shift rather than 400, as enrollment has increased to 818. ate of The administration has additional plans for improving student life and rela­ and juDi at the high 001 ca in, r tions as enrollment enlarges. to tudenl. fight for the I SO lunch chai "If we get to 1300 enrolled, we are and _I tabl . ill the large afeteria. 1bis going to have to evaluate the administra­ Ring!!Thcbell lWKlsandit' 11:14 ali ria' too mall ~ r the amount of tive and guidance structures," says Dr. .• time for lunch. You forg t your . phomo and juni in tbi ch 1 Falcone. "We are coming up with ways to un h and d i t run ba k and g t it and the number oflei ming up," . bring students and adults together, per­ y the tim y u g t to th card ria it". ph m ,Lindsay n i But perha haps through a mentor/advisor program, II:16. ther '. not u chair in sight. the m t fru. lmring wpeet of the large where a teacher or administrator would "Th re're no hairs or tabl plac ~ t ria i the i e amount ofgar­ have charge of twelve to fifteen students DO one e er throw. their. utfawn ;' bag . ult' pointIe to clean au it j~l and can serve as a mentor and confidant." .d lphomo ,Bren Robert". 1lle lac dirty fiv minut. later M 'd The mentor would be separate from a f chairs in the c~ t ria cern. to be an juniorPaul ElM. guidance counselor and has been used :l 'rwh Iming pro lem for. ophomorel , The faculty and staff had a differ­ successfully in other seconday schools. uni " and seni r. at Darien Higb. ent i wpoint on th eafereri i ue. There is also a plan to include in the peaking about th ni r 'afct ria.. ­ u tuden bouldn't ba e t it down at new school a Learning COlmections cen­ iorBrian aurer .d,' e have enough a dirty 1 ble be au e olb r tud ot ter that will be a large space with teacher hairs in our 'afeteria, if. ju. t too dirty. can'Icl an up wirown 5.'" dcam- offices, computerbanks, disciplinary librar­ think people h uld be mo~ grown up pus monitor, Daryl peannan."1 I w ies, and a study room. The center will be a nd throw their tuff out." run a pretty good ria, the todi­ place for students to work and keep The .. ize f thc caf< tcria add. t lhc an work hard and it' al ay. clean and projects, meet with teachers, or go to a am-pac cd lunch . J III well. Ith sanitary:' said t ria attendant Marl conference room with a study group for a 69 nio~ and 256 in th freshmen D' aj . test; much the same way students use the lal ,the numbers m to be incr S m neach 35.0 den ;"ru See DRS on page 5 5 Februar 2001 State ofDHS: The Gym e s • By Alex Larsen However, I think that gym is im­ portant, but they teach the same ma­ StaffWrter portant to students that are usually terial over and over each year, text­ Ever since the days of elemen­ never physically active. P.E. class books, videos, and in some cases tary school, Physical Education has isn't the best way to get in shape, speakers. If the school insists on been a part of students' school life. but at least it's a start. I believe that having a health class then they Darien High School and the Board students that don't get any exercise should have one or two days a quar­ of Education think that P.E is an im­ become very lazy in other areas, in­ ter where a speaker would come and portant aspect of making students cluding schoolwork. Unfortunately talk about his or her experiences with well rounded individuals. Sopho­ some students have never broken a AIDS, alcohol, drugs, etc. A good more David Kinzler said, "Athletes, sweat during gym, which signifies speaker will have a great impact on such as myself, shouldn't have to how little impact gym has on stu­ the crowd. waste a period when they exercise dents. The gym teachers are surpris­ at a higher level after school". I be­ One suggestion that would make ingly strict about the rules of gym. lieve that every student must attend gym a lot more enjoyable is to let If a student forgets his or her change gym, except for the students that the students pick the sport that they of clothes then they will automati­ participate on a DHS sports team. are going to play for the rest of the cally lower the grade. If a student If students already get physical quarter. If students chose the sport cuts the class three times then they activity during the day when com­ than they would get a lot more exer­ have to make up the entire quarter. peting in a sport, then why should cise and there would be less cutters. The thing that amazes me the most they have to go to gym classes? It As of now the most popular sports is that they won't let you graduate seems pointless for a Varsity or JV are floor hockey, badminton, basket­ unless you have met all of your gym player to spend 30 minutes every ball, and indoor soccer; the least requirements. few days in gym participating in a popular being weight training and There are many students who far less competitive environment, volleyball. It is much more impor­ look forward to gym class enjoy a which could cause an unnecessary tant that students participate in nice break from school work. Junior injury. The probability of someone sports that they enjoy playing and bully John Wheelock says, "I love getting injured in gym is not very are more competitive, rather than a intense gym sports where I get to likely, but why take the chance? If diversity of sports. beat on the kids who don't know the Varsity and JV players were not A recent addition to the curricu­ what they are doing. It increases my required to go to gym then it would lum to gym is health class, after the self esteem when I beat up other be more enjoyable for the less ath­ state mandated at least one quarter kids." In order to make students letic kids in the P.E. class. Nobody of health per year of high school. I have more intense gym experiences will dominate in the games, and the realize that some of the issues that like Wheelock's, a change may need competition will be equal. are discussed in health class are im- to be made in the structure of gym. State ofDHS: The Library • By Paul Carley to provide that," said Mrs. Marc-An­ kids are getting punished for speak­ StaffWriter thony. ing about school in the library, espe­ Pressure is building at the library, Although what the librarians are cially when a silent section is provided. and it soon may be too much for Darien saying might be reasonable, many kids "I think that any kind of productive High School to take. Students have don't agree with what they're saying. conversation should be permitted," recently been complaining about how "It reminds me of the recent genocide said Junior Newland Baldwin. Of the policies of the library staff have in Chile regarding Pinochet. They course, according to official library gone from reasonable to policy, conversa­ out of control. Although tions regarding all students don't share schoolwork are al­ these opinions many lowed as long as have noticed that more they are reason­ students are getting able and at the kicked out and being told right volume. to be quiet. Rules only The librarians have make sense ifthere denied that there has is some reason for. been any change in the having them. discipline policy ofthe li­ Colin Donnegan brary. Mrs. Marc-An­ doesn't think that thony said, "The library some of the rules is a place for quiet work. in the library make Students must have some­ sense. "I don't thing to do. Students are like that I can't put allowed to talk, but they my feet up, it's not must do it quietly." Mr. a big deal, it won't Duncan shared these cause total anar­ Librarian Mr. Duncan stages a display of his power, showing Matt Heitz the door. opinions. "It's all about chy, the streets respect. Students have to respect started with the intelligent and the won't run red with blood, it's our other students' rights to study," he high office holders who were found right," said Colin Donnegan. said. Mr. Duncan also pulled out the missing for absolutely no reason. The While there are many students student handbook to show the official absolute tyranny that is this library who aren't pleased with the discipline policy of the library. The handbook staff must be stopped immediately," of the library there are many that ei­ says, "The high school library is open said Jack Sousa, an angry senior. Al­ ther don't know about it or don't care. to all students who have quiet work to though it may be a little extreme to When asked about the question of a do during their unassigned periods. It compare Ms. Marc-Anthony or Mr. recent library crack down many stu­ is not to be used as a place to Duncan to a third world dictator, kids dents gave blank stares and said they socialize...The general rules for library are still displeased with the library weren't aware of anything different behavior are consideration of others policies. going on. and the need for a quiet work environ­ The library has a silent study sec­ Ever since the beginning students ment." tion. In the section there are individual have been kicked out of the library. It's The main cause for the policies of desks that are walled off on three sides a tradition that's lasted at Darien and the library is that there is no other so that students who decide to take will continue for long after we're gone. place where students can go and study advantage of this privilege can not be While some kids may not be happy quietly. If students want to talk with disturbed. "I think ifpeople really want with the way things are, the library their friends they must go to the caf­ silent study than they can go to the policy has been around for a long time, eteria. "There is no other place for silent study section," said junior Kate and it's doubtful anything will be quiet study, so it's our responsibility Nareski. It's hard to understand why changed. ews Februar 2001 6 World Games 2001

• By Erik Ramos Senior Editor The seniors participated in the World Games again this year onThurs­ day, February 1. TheWorld Games, as invented by BuckminsterFuller, is a series ofsimulations to put students in the position ofmaking the world workfor 100% ofthe world. Students played roles ofall sorts, from EPA agents to illiterate Sub-Sahara Africans, on a flattened geodesic map in the small gym. Fuller created a geodesic map to better represent the size of continents that traditional maps distort. Students achieved some goals that the "real" world has not, such as curing AIDS and freeing Tibet. Senior Justin Heaslip said, "It was good for entertainment value, but it did nothing for me. And some people took it so intensely-namelyEurope." A common complaint repeated by several student was best summed up by CharlesKusche, who said "Itwas about three hours too long...and where's the chairs? Who won, anyway?" Others did not like the format of the games, as several sessions of problem solving seemed too short. ''There shouldn'thave been so many interruptions," said seniorRyann Price. TheWorld Games were intended to be noncompetitive, yet valuable. Many students enjoyedthe afternoon morethan the morning, during which time .uahamian storyteller DerekBurrows captivated an audience ofmore than 170 with tales ofyarns and building bridges. Senior Kelly Dearie said, "My friends tried to fall asleep during his presentation. They dido't even give him a shot. I'm glad I stayed awake." SeniorMatthew Gangl thought it was a suitable ending to the day. ''The chemistry ofthe day was perfect. I mean, the morning was a rush, and the afternoon had no fuss. I loved it." 7 Februar 2001 Courses prep DHS se students for the SAT • By Patrick Fulton is $900. StaffWriter Tuxedo If you missed the Kaplan Test Prep With SATsjustaround the comer, many Course here at DHS that began on February ~ales juniors are scrambling to get a place in an fifth, there is a class that begins on April and Rentals SAT prep course, if they haven't done so eighteenth at the Stamford Kaplan Center. already. The choice should be simple, but Kaplan's website boasts that its "results-ori­ there are so many courses currently avail­ ented classes are designed to help YOll maxi­ able that it can be a little ovelWhelming. You mize your study time and earn more points in have to know which course is the right course less time in a fun, interactive environment." for you. Actual subject matter is not covered exten­ A very popular (and expensive) option sively in this course; it primarily teaches test­ is the Camegie~Pollak SAT course held at taking strategies. Students are, however, pro­ Greenwich Country Day. This is the most vided with flashcards, literature, and a CD­ effective course that I have taken to date. ROM to help prepare for the test. The course Gasses are completely filled and sometimes is abit cheaper than Princeton Review at$850, filled beyond capacity, but this doesn't stop and classes meet Wednesdays at 6:00 PM \t you from getting expert personal attention. and Saturdays at 1:00PM. Private tutoring is ~" The course covers mathematics, vocab, and available at fifteen hours for $2,(0). You heard test-taking hints and tricks, and through the me right: two thousand. Personally, I'd stick ATTN: JUNIOR €! SENIOR class you learn your own personal test-tak­ with the class. \ PROM ATTENDEES ing abilities. If YOll are planning on taking The most convenient option seems to ,~. 1096 of all prom tuxedo rental this class, be prepared for a commitment: be the course right here at DHS, run by Mrs. sales will be donated to tile homework is given every week. Gasses are Rubin and Mrs. Hannon. Mrs. Rubin's ver­ V((\) currently running from 6:30 to 9:30 PM on bal class meets Wednesday evenings and !,• Allison laVIsta custodial fund. Wednesdays and Saturdays, and if you Mrs. Hannon's math class meets Thursday missed a spot the classes that began Janu­ evenings. Math skills, sentence completion, ary sixth, there is another class that meets analogies, and reading comprehension are Monday evenings that begins on February covered, but the course primarily focuses on 26th. Did I mention the course costs $1 ,2oo? test-taking tips and strategies. Sample tests Yes, it may be expensive, but it's worth every and homework are given, and one's SAT cent. score can be predicted by his or her level of Another highly-acclaimed SAT prep improvement throughout the course. The course is the Princeton Review, held in both goal ofthe course is to make test-takers more Stamford and New Canaan. Gasses are small relaxed and teach them necessary thinking (never more than twelve students) to ensure skills. The class has been known to fill up sufficient personal attention, but this means quickly and begins in late March. A refresh­ that space is extremely limited in the class. ing alternative to pricier classes, this course The company promises smart, dynamic in­ costs only sixty dollars for verbal and sixty structors, revolutionary techniques, and free dollars for math. extra help. The first class begins on March An SAT prep course is a great invest­ seventeenth at Sacred Heart Academy in ment no matter how you look at it, and if Stamford, meeting Saturday mornings and you're lucky enough to get a seat in one, LAS Monday and Thursday evenings. The sec­ keep in mind that you're making a commit­ . ond class also begins March seventeenth ment, but one that should help you in the and meets at the Methcxlist Church of I ~p-w near future. Each course is designed a bit Canaan. 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pion. through the air after a string is To continue my odyssey, I pulled. Both my sister and one of her • By Julia Gibney I first asked some ofmy classmates headed to the Stamford Town Cen­ friends used to own weird creations, StaffWriter what they thought of children's toys. ter, otherwise known as the Mall. My Heading to the library from my third which makes one wonder, what were first stop was Kaybee Toys, the less Before I even began to think about period journalism class, I came upon expensive and less pretentious of the what I would write for this month's sophomore Lauren Burke, and I in­ two toy stores in the Stamford Mall. Neirad, I happened to notice a toy that quired as to how she felt about the The first sinister toy I saw was a disturbed me. That toy, a beanie baby matter. After telling me about a recently cuddly, friendly ET doll. On the side named Stinger the scorpion, belonged released tape of Britney Spears swear­ of the box was the line "your extra­ to my 8-year-old sister Helen. Now, all ing like a sailor when she thought no terrestrial friend." I'm sure every kid beanie babies have a descriptive, little one was listening, she said, "I think wants to wake up in the middle of poem on the inside of the tag, and that they should get rid of Britney the night and see two extra- terres­ Stinger is no different. However, the Spears dolls, because she's supposed trial eyes staring at him. poem itself describes scorpions as shy, to be a role model, and she doesn't I saw other questionable toys lonely creatures searching for friends, sound like one on that tape." right away. A new, handheld version and encourages children to approach I agreed, and headed off to the of Operation! was for sale. I also cafeteria for more information. I hap­ happened upon a Teen Magazine pened upon three other sophomores, Ms. Quiz, which was basically an Cassie Saur, Dan Micciche, and electronic version of the hundreds Lindsey Tiscia, and they provided of vital quizzes that have appeared many tales of disturbing toys, both they thinking? in Teen Magazine over the years. past and present. "Furbies are pretty Other old toys mentioned were Although the other bizarre toys creepy," Cassie said. "They talk in Creepy Crawlers, charm-belly trolls, I viewed tended to just be weird, the middle of the night when you're baby tumbler, slam toys (that make such as the Barney Song Magic sleeping. And they blink their eyes sounds when thrown at a wall with Banjo or the Animorph action fig­ and make noises. They're like dogs force) and a doll that cries when its ures, or funny, like the Austin Pow­ without souls." stomach is squeezed. Barbie made ers action figures or the singing, As our conversation went on, many appearances. Apparently, dancing Toy Story alien, many were many old favorites were mentioned. there has been a tattooed Barbie, bone chilling. Johnny the talking, Puppy surprise, Stretch Armstrong, singing toilet was offensive, as was Operation, water baby, and Dr. the "ballzooka" motorized ball Dreadful all had their time to shine. blaster, which shoots out 15 rapid­ Many girls owned Puppy surprise, fire ballistic balls. (and others still remember the jingle) However, the toy that really took and Cassie could remember playing the cake was the Actimates TV pack with Dr. Dreadful years before at from Microsoft. This toy consisted freshman Sarah Petner's house. "You of Teletubbies, Arthur, or Barney make these disgusting potions that dolls able to interact with daily TV look like human insides, and then programming, and their own films. you're supposed to eat them. It's This country has plenty of children pure sugar, and it's the most disgust­ that do nothing but watch TV and ing thing I've ever eaten," she said. buy toys as it is, and Microsoft Again, Britney Spears dolls were thoughtfully decided to combine the mentioned. "Any doll that talks is two. Hopefully, the toy will flop. The disturbing," said Lindsey. She was teletubbies on the television screen referring to the string in the doll's are annoying enough as it is. They back that causes her to sing. Dan don't need real-life accompaniment. thought of a toy dog that walked, I learned from this journey. Most these lethal arachnids. After erasing but only if you pulled on its leash one with hair that can be dyed, and toys of the toys out there are pretty an upsetting picture from my mind, I hard enough. Somehow, dream fliers yet another who's hair can be cut. I scary, and if you go to FAO Schwartz, wondered ifthere were many other toys made their way into the conversa­ wonder how many little girls cut their they're expensive, too. Kids and par­ out there as creepy as Stinger the scor- tion. These torpedo-like dolls fly hair after purchasing that one. ents everywhere would be better off sticking to the classics, like board games, stuffed animals, lego, and art supplies and their minds. After all, S~_ children are creative. They don't ATTN: IIOR PARENTS need Dr. Dreadful to teach them how to mix sugar with water. NO'W IS THE TIME TO START THINKIN6 BOUTT TSP£CI L

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By Sarah Shimmel and Jessica Koontz dancer. However, if this wasn't Nate's mentors are Markov, his missing for absolutely no reason. 1be StaffWriters enough, Dan also sings and plays the teacher, and Yascheivfetz. Although absolute tyranny that is this library staffmust Everyday high school life can, at piano. He has been taking voice les­ Yascheivfetz died a few years back, be stopped immediately," said Jack Sousa, times, be more than we can handle. But sons for one and a half years, and Nate still looks upon him as a mentor. an angry senior. Although it may be a little it plays just a minor role in the lives of started playing the piano in the first He said, "Yscheivfetz was the great­ extreme to compare Ms. Marc-Anthony or these three impressive people. Dan grade. When he started playing the est violinist of all time." Mr. Duncan to athird world dictator, kids are Micciche, Erin Lewis, and Nate piano, he couldn't even play "Hot Nate practices for six hours a day still displeased with the library policies. Robinson share a common bond in Crossed Buns," and then he gave up. when he has an upcoming concert, The library has a silent study section. that they all participate in Performing In the fourth grade, he picked it up many times without a break, which In the section there are individual desks that Arts. Dan acts, sings, dances, and again. In the past five years, he has leaves little time for school or extra­ are walled offon three sides so that students plays the piano; Erin is a ballerina; and been practicing for two and a half­ curricular activities. Nate does, how­ who decide to take advantage ofthis privi­ Nate plays the violin. hours a day. In "Mikodo," he played ever, have his priorities in line. He al­ lege can not be disturbed. '1 think ifpeople the piano in the orchestra pit. As for ways manages to finish his homework, really want silent study than they can go to Dan Micciche singing, Dan performed at the Vinegar even if this means missing a night of the silent study section," said junior Kate Factory in New York City where he sang sleep. Nate considers this a worthwhile Dan Micciche has always been a 40's musical review. The review was sacrifice for something he loves so acting. The first play he remembers fashioned after Cabaret-style songs much. He often goes sleep-deprived just to be able to fit in homework and being in was "Marne," in which he and dances. Dan's voice teacher, school. Most of his teachers do, how­ played Peter, in the fourth grade. His Beverly Lambert, is also one of Dan's mentors. ever, appreciate Nate's commitment to inspiration was when he saw Ben In his spare time, Dan likes to hang the pursuit of his goals. Nate believes Verrene in "Pippin" when he was eight. out with friends, go to New York City, he is very lucky that his teachers un­ (Coincidentally, Dan will be playing and go to the mall, movies, and par­ derstand and appreciate his life out­ the same part in late March of this year, ties. He also enjoys going to Young side of school. For this reason, some in Theatre 308's production of "Pip­ Life, Small Groups, and Jazz Band. Ac­ of his teachers will grant him moder­ pin.") Surprisingly to many of us, the cording to Dan, "I try to keep my ate extensions on projects and papers. longevity of Dan's career has been grades up, but I want to have a normal In what little spare time Nate finds running since "Marne" in 1994. Since life as a kid growing up, so I have to he listens to Aerosmith as a means to then, he has been in "Annie" in 1994, change my gears when going from unwind. When it comes to friends, "Fiddler on the Roof" in 1995, Nate says, "I base them solely on nice- "Cinderella" in 1995, "How to Succeed school to rehearsals. But I always Temperments," "La Bayadere," "Don in Business" in 1997, "West Side Quixote," the Dawn variation of Story" in 1998, "Hello, Dolly" in 1999, "Coppelia," and an original work by "Tartuffe" in 2000, and "Big" in 2000. Christina Fagudes. According to Dan, his most trying role Erin looks up to Stephanie Marini, was Josh in "Big." and considers Marini to be one of her "Josh is an eleven year old boy in mentors. "Stephanie is always there for a grown-up's body and to develop that me when I'm disappointed or when I'm character meant a lot of time hanging happy. She has always helped me with out with eleven year olds. It was also where to study and with whom. With­ especially hard to show how an eleven out her, I wouldn't be anywhere!" year old would act falling in love with Some of Erin's favorite profes­ a grown-up woman," says Dan. sional dancers include Julie Kent, Dan's favorite plays that he has Ethan Stiefel, Angel Corella, Peter seen are "Side Show," "Seussical," and Boal, Deanna McBrearty, and Maria "Pippin." His favorite theatrical per­ Kowroski. Erin commented, "Ethan formances that he has been in are and Angel are both principals with "Big," "Eggheads," and "Marne." Dan ABT, Peter is a principal with City Bal­ has commonly been noted for sport­ let. Angel has such an amazing energy ing his "Fosse" hat with his "Fosse" and his technique is perfect. He wipes scarf, and he was kind enough to ex­ ness." He also is an avid baseball fan off 10 pirouettes without even trying. plain what "Fosse" is. " 'Fosse' is a think whatever someone says either who attended Game 5 of the Subway I also love Deanna McBrearty and show of the lifework of a choreogra­ negative or positive, I let it go in one Series. Viewing this as a·once in life­ Maria Kowroski from New York City pher, and besides the shows I've al­ ear and out the other and keep reach­ a ing for my dreams." time opportunity, Nate watched his Ballet." ready mentioned, its another of my fa­ beloved Mets fall to the Yankees. H~ This year Erin's schedule requires vorite shows." did, however, root the team on to their her to be in New York early so she only As well as acting, Dan has also Nate Robinson one victory from his house cheering, takes four classes at school. She's been dancing for twelve years. He first "Let's Go Mets!" missing science and some electives. started at the age of three when he saw Another one of our featured stars She says, "Sometimes it's hard to fin­ tap dancers at Hershey Park, and said, is Nate Robinson. Nate has been play­ ish my homework on time, but I man­ 'I want to do that!" His dancing inspi­ ing the violin for twelve years, under Erin Lewis age. I have also occasionally had to rations include Gene Kelly, one of the the guidance of Albert Markov. miss school for shows or auditions." great dancers, and Ann Miller, another Markov, a top violinist from Russia, Our final featured starlet is Erin has aided him in the development of Lewis. Erin has been dancing since In what little spare time she has, his musical career. Also, Nate has stud­ she was three years old, but accord­ Erin catches up on homework, hangs ied under Arnold Steinhardth, who ing to her, "I didn't really start seri­ out with friends, or takes pictures. ''I'm was the first finalist of a string compe­ ously until I was nine." Now, she stud­ also liking photography recently, es­ tition in Russia. Having been con­ ies under Michael Vernon at the Ballet pecially with my new Cannon Camera I stantly surrounded by music for his School of Stamford twice a week. On got for my birthday." entire life, Nate has been inspired to the other five days, she attends Stu­ Erin finally mentioned that the fu­ play since he was 4. His mother was dio Maestro in Manhattan. ture is still very unpredictable for her; an excellent pianist and his father, now Erin has always loved ballet. "I she rarely knows what show she's go­ an English teacher, played trombone performed on stage and loved it and ing to do or what class she's going to for a number of years. decided that was what I wanted to do. take until about a month before it starts. Nate's violin playing has lead to Every time I go to the theater, I am in­ Right now she is in the middle of "au­ great opportunities to explore the spired." The first professional ballet dition season" for summer programs. world. For example, he has performed that she did was George Blanchine's, Ideally, in a year or two Erin would like in Taiwan, as well as Germany, and most "The Nutcracker." She has danced in to join ABT Studio Company and hope­ recently in Oregon. For the most part, that show every year from when she fully American Ballet Theatre later. he does solo concerts. However he has was nine until she was fourteen. She She is also interested in many other played with many orchestras. In addi­ has also been in "Valse Fantasie," the companies like Pacific Northwest Bal­ tion to traveling the world playing the Waltz variation of "Coppelia," "Sleep­ let in Seattle, Miami City Ballet, San violin, Nate has also recorded a solo ing Beaty," "Cinderella," "Swan Lake," Fransisco Ballet, and New York City CD, entitled "Nate Robinson" which and "Peter and the Wolf." Right now, Ballet. She is very hopeful for the fu­ was recorded at Yale University. she is rehearsing for "The Four ture, and has the talent to take her a long way. Enterta-nment Februar 2001 My Funny Valentine (not ha-ha funny) By Bill Grimshaw and Simon Hawkins to the big screen through his role on the all of Hollywood including its own pro­ ever in Valentine. Marley Shelton is the StaffWriters WB television show Buffy the Vampire ducers, that the genre it fathered began to lead female in distress, and she has noth­ Slayer and it's spin-offAngel. While the die out. Scream poked fun at this dying ing to do exceptrun and scream. Her char­ acter is the classic girl heroine, but we have Summary: movie was so bad it may have brought genre, but the backlash was not a smarter no reason to root for her. She was just Now, everybody knows that the least tears to my eyes, his petformance was sur­ slasher movie, but a slew of dumb ones slightly less mean to the boy as the rest of important ingredient to make a successful prisingly not as awful as one might as­ like I Still Know What you Did last Sum­ them, and she has no real redeeming quali­ slasher movie is the plot. Valentine deliv­ sume. He was able to portray a psycho­ mer, and Urban Legends. This brings us ties to make her the "good girL" The se­ ers in spades. A group ofgirls are mean to path quite well. I was impressed. When to Valentine, which I thought could verely underdressed DavidBoreanaz is her a nerd, Jeremy Melton, at the 6th grade looking at the rest of the cast, one can breathe new life into a tired idea. Butthen boyfriend. You heard me, underdressed. dance. At the dance, one ofthe girls ends easily see why these actresses were put I found out that the director of Urban The only thing interesting about Boreanaz up making out with him. When caught by into this movie. Regrettably, even their Legends was at the helm of this movie. and his character is that he shows up in a bunch of boys, to save embarrassment, looks could not make up for the horren­ Uh-oh. improper attire. He shows up to a funeral she claims that Jeremy "attacked" her. The dous acting. Although the concept of Revenge of th injeans and aT-shirt, a fancy restaurant in boys beat him up viciously and, for some Valentine advertises, "Love Hurts". the Nerds meets Friday the 13 is not with­ a pocket T-shirt, and a fancy party in a reason, this results in him being sent to But what hurts is when a movie comes a out its charm, the movie is bogged down collared board shirt. Pretty pathetic for a military school. Thirteen years later, Jer­ long that is so horrendous it that makes by cliches, plot holes, and a lackluster member of the teen dream of the month emy is backfor vengeance on his tormen­ you want to put yourself to sleep. I can script. It seems that the movie is an amal­ club. tors, or is he? Who cares! openly admit that I tried several times and gam of every slasher movie to date. The In fact, the only person that "acts" in SimonSez: killer himselfis a rip-offofHalloween, the revenge theme is taken from Friday the this movie is Denise Richards, whosechar­ After seeing the preview for the holi­ 13'h, and the "whodunit" is taken from acter is very, very "easy." But ironically, day thriller Valentine, I thought to myself Scream. All the cliches built from these she is the only character who develops, "It would be physically impossible to pro­ movies is present in "Valentine," like run­ as she proves she is not as easy as every­ duce a movie as bad as this preview made ning into a house where you know a mur­ one thinks. Butinstead ofbeing rewarded it appear". I would later be proven derous psycho is waiting with the lights for this, she meets a grizzly death, much to wrong...terribly wrong. This so-called out. Plus, there are many superfluous char­ the dismay ofthe entire audience and me. suspenseful murder flick in which "Falling acters whose only function is to die, gap­ Slasher movies are known for having in love has never hurt so bad" (the film's ing plot holes that contradict the story and plenty of T and A, and this movie deliv­ tagline) falls into the ranks ofnot only one the ending, and dialogue that tries to be ered. But the T stood for Tease, and the A ofthe worst holiday films, but also one of witty, butends up being stupid. This makes stood for Asinine. Valentine just took a the worst motion pictures of all time. At the plot uninteresting, and just another decent book, cliched it into a slasher movie, the movie's end, the movie actually re­ faceless thug of a movie. And even the and then dumbed it down a few notches. ceived enthusiastic booing from almost surprise ending did not add to the movie, Do not be fooled by advertisers, this is the entire audience. In another incident, because the killer was obvious from the just a bad, bad movie. And to quote Jay one crowd member actually ran out ofthe first scene. Sherman, the Critic, "Ifyou don't want to theater screanling, "Stop the pain." While But despite all this, the movie could see movies like this, just don't go!" some might argue that this romantic have saved itself by being scary. But tlus Grade:D- shocker is worth viewing solely for the is one of the many things Valentine does Bottom Line: At the conclusion of gratuitous cleavage ofthe female charac­ not fail at. An air oftension is never built, Valentine, a group of eight year aIds got ters, one would have to respond, "For the probably because we don't care about the up and booed, loudly. Enough said... love of God man, buy a magazine. The characters. Not once are they shown in a movie is just not worth it." And a maga­ was regrettably unsuccessful. really good light. The only scares, which Viewers Speak Out About Valentine zine is cheaper. I implore you, the students and were minimal, and camefrom "boo-tactics" "I have not cried since elementary At first, despite the preview, Valen­ people ofDarien, when you see the name like characters popping-up out ofnowhere. school. But, after seeing Valentine, I sat tine looks to have a somewhat decent cast Valentine posted on the marquis, run as But with some gore, they could have cov­ and wept until I could weep no more." Paul that with a little bit ofluck and a lot ofskin fast as your legs can take you and don't ered this up too. But alas, there is no gore. Carley, Junior could create a movie that is at least worth look back. Bloodthirsty slobs that come for the gore "I was tricked into seeing this movie paying some money to see. The primary Bottom Line: No Gore, but plenty of are the heart of this audience, and they by a leprachaun, and he took my lucky characters include David Boreanaz, Denise Snore. will come out disappointed. All the kills charms too!" Tom Nissen, Confused Jun­ Richards, Mary Shelton, Jessica Capshaw, Grade: F were off-screen or very lightweight. Only ior. and New Canaan's own Katherine Heigl. the sad death of Denise Richards was in­ "Valentine is a good date movie... if Unfortunately, none of these of these ac­ Bill Blabz: teresting or with any style, but everyone you have a date", followed by thunder­ tors have received acclaim for their pelfor­ The slasher movie originated with the in the theater was bummed because she is ous sobbing. -Zeke Hawkins, Collegiate mances, which is perfectly understandable classic movie Halloween, which had its the reason that they were there. Extraordinaire after going through this hour and a halfof roots in the classic Psycho. But Hallow­ Ofcourse, there is no acting whatso- sheer madness. Boreanaz made his way een ha:; been ripped-offso many times by

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own, ifyou've already watched That 70s didn't really see what there was to sabo­ .y Julia Gibney Show, at least there is another comedy di­ tage, considering that some of the mis­ StaffWriter rectly following with the same type ofhu­ sions consisted of skydiving, or spend­ , mor. Wednesday at 8:30, on Fox. ing whole days in the stocks. At the end Survivor JI- it is by far the most Temptation Island- This six-week se­ ofeach show, the participants are asked hyped-about new show of the season. ries almost defeated SurviVOl' II in terms of a variety ofquestions, and whoever an­ Ever since Swvivot ended last August, hype. Before the show even aired, Chris­ swers the most questions incorrectly is the media and public h~ve been awaiting tian and family groups were calling it "inde­ kicked offthe show. The contestants are the start ofSwvivor II, which takes place cent" and "immoral." However, by the time supposed to figure out whom the mole in the Australian Outback. However, al­ the show came to primetime, it was far tamer is and get rid of him. This may sound though the sequel has some of the ap­ than anyone had imagined. Temptation Is­ semi-interesting, but trust me, it isn't. pealing elements of the original: an ex­ land follows four couples (three now, be­ The worst part of the show isn't until otic locale, challenging contests, and bit­ caus~ one couple was kicked offfor having the end, when the participants cry and ter tension, as well as a much better look­ and hiding a child) as they separate for two reminisce about their recently ousted ing ca~t, somehow it's not quite the same. weeks, while going on dates with singles. tearurnate. "Who is the Mole?" I don't All of the contestants have been well Even ifone didn't like the show, the beauti­ care, and neither should you. Tuesdays versed in the tactics to deceive their team­ fullocation, the Belizean island ofAmber­ at 8:00, ABC. mates, and so most of the fun is lost. gris Cay, is enough to watch. The show is Three Sisters- What a cast. Three Survivor II will have a large audience, strangely watchable, despite personalities Sisters has in its possession Vicki Lewis, but they will be mainly disappointed. that range from arrogant to bland, and a (NewsRadio) AJ. Langer (My So-Called Watching Survivor II is like watching a host who's even worse. However, simply Life) '60s screen idol Dyan Cannon, and mystery to which you already know the using the mute button solves this problem. Valerie Harper (The Mary Tyler Moore answer. Thursday at 8:00, on CBS. Temptation Island has already pro­ Show). But can Three Sisters live up to Groundedforlife- Its original com­ duced incredibly high ratings, and will likely its ambitious premise? The answer is no. mercials were terrible, and the show is do even better as its hype continues and ~hile there are several funny moments obviously a Malcolm in the Middle finale nears. The producers also know just throughout the show, as well as situa­ clone. Nonetheless, Grounded for Life how to manipulate participants and video­ tions that may have seemed humorous is fairly entertaining, and is sometimes tape, to make every situation seem far worse when they were created, for the most actually funny. So far, it has gotten great than it is. Every episode ends with a part the jokes are stale. Then there are ratings for Fox, a network that ha~ been cliffhanger and I've got to admit it: I'm the characters, which seem to be sitcom improving this season. Even ifthe plots hooked. Wednesdays at 9:00, on Fox. cliches, such as the over-controlling do seem to be stolen from other shows, The Mole- From the first moment I mother-in-law, the timid new wife, her Grounded still boasts Donal Logue (The saw the commercials for this Survivor­ wisecracking sisters, etc. The show has Tao ofSteve, The Patriot) as its star, and wannabe, I thought that The Mole would already drawn higher ratings than its Richard Riehle as his father, whom most be bad. However, I had no idea just how lead-in, the great Frasier, which leads will know from Office Space as Tom bad the Mole could actually be. The con­ one to wonder why they're watching. Smykowski, inventor of the "Jump to testants take on challenges in various Maybe people tune in thinking each next Conclusions" board. So while Grounded places around the globe, but "one oftheir episode will be better, but it won't. Tues­ for Life isn't worth seeking out on its own" is out to "sabotage" their efforts. I days at 9:00, NBC. Westhoff's Re-runs: Doogie Howser MD Come on, you know you watched.

I guess you'll have fun in summer Cassella. I recall this show with fond • By, Chris Westhoff school. But, something I really memories. I remember afternoons, StaffWriter wanted to talk about was "The World way back in '91 and '92 seasons (the Welcome back to Neirad mon Games". As an activity for seniors to wonder years as I like to think of ami's. It seems as though we've provide a greater understanding of them) when I would sit at home, had an extended break since we last the world around, each student was scared and confused. But no matter shared our TV memoirs, so let us assigned the name to one of many how bad my day had been, Vinnie catch up. First off, we all deserve a parties. They could have become a was always there to give me a laugh, pat on the back. We have survived reporter for a major news program or and Doogie to shine his rays of hope' the first month of a new-year and an illiterate member of the Indian Sub­ upon my little life. I knew that when millennium. All that "In The Year Continent, a member of the UN, or a I was sixteen, I would have gradu­ 2000"garbage=, that was nothing. UNESCO volunteer, to name just a few. ated, maybe not from Princeton, but No matter the role however, the mes­ from Dartmouth or Columbia for sure. sage was the same. The world is And this is my message to all of greater than you see it, but the solu­ my loyal readers, and especially to tions to the world's problems aren't. those who competed in the "World And as I sat, pondering the easiest Games". No matter how great the way to world domination, I was world's problems seem, there is al­ brought back once again to that spot ways an answer. There must be. If in my couch, where there is an indent Doogie can cope with the pressures from the weight of my butt, and where of both peer pressure and bi-Iateral crumbs fall between the pillows. I was heart surgery, we surely can find taken back, and I was reminded of away to mend the wounds of our something beautiful and something little planet. sacred. Full of life's ups and downs, joys and pains, comforts and discom­ forts, and all the others along the emotional roller coaster we all ride, I was reminded of "Doogie Howser: MD." Started in 1989, the sitcom placed a graduate of Harvard med. and took '0lis the real deal baby. I don't a look at what happens when one is think I have been solicited with so just begin his career as a doctor. The many insurance plans and car sales only catch, however, was that Doogie, in my whole life, let alone in one played by Neil Patrick Harris, was month. Here in school, most of us only sixteen. Providing most of the have survived yet another exam laughs to the show was Doogie's best period, and those who didn't, well friend Vinnie Delpino, played by Max S 0 S Februar 2001 12 College Football: The Mattison Way .By Andy Mattison to play Florida in the Nokia Sugar Bowl. few spots in the BCS rankings. I guess gia Tech at Georgia and escaped by the Editor The BCS is just another one of the the NCAA figures that sportsmanship, skin of their teeth with a 26-21 victory. many ways the NCAA is trying to avoid along with a playoff system, just doesn't They made up for it next week though, Sports reporters are calling this past having to install a playoff system in col­ belong in college football. But, hey, run­ against North Carolina. Florida State then year a banner year for college football. lege football, even though it desperately ning up the score does make for great played Clemson at home in November With Oklahoma finishing as the only needs it because it will make having a television. This past fall I'm sure ABC and beat them 54-7. The next ranked team undefeated team in the country, and in­ undisputed number one team in college loved broadcasting Florida State Florida State played was Florida at home disputably number one, after beating football a little easier. TheBCS was drawn whooping North Carolina 63-14 to the on Rivalry Weekend, and they were vic­ Florida State in the FedEx Orange Bowl, up after the 1997-1998 college football whole country. Close games are so over­ torious, 30-7. Florida State had six away and Florida State quarterback Chris season, in which Nebraska finished num­ rated anyway, I'm sure nobody wants games during the regular season, and Weinke winning the Heisman trophy, it ber one in the AP poll and Michigan fin­ to watch a game that they have to see only three ofthose six games were played has been an action-packed year for col­ ished number ~~__~ until the end outside the state of Florida. Is location lege football filled with great games and one in the to find out factored into the BCS, because that might intense rivalries. I, however, do not think ESPN/USA who wins, as have given Florida State the edge they this was a great year for college foot­ Today poll. opposed to needed because, after all, the national ball. This yearjust showed us how con­ Thus the two the Florida championship game is played in Florida. fusing and unnecessary the BCS is and teams had to State-North Ofcourse Miami is in Florida as well. how corrupt college football is. I don't share the na­ Carolina Miami also played only three ranked like college football anymore and here's tional champi­ game which teams throughout the season, including why. onship for that was over af­ Florida in the Nokia Sugar Bowl. But out Reason # 1: Florida: State and the year, leaving ter the coin of the three ranked teams they played, BCS college fans toss. Virginia Tech, Florida State and Florida, Somehow Florida State got to play begging the How­ two of them were undefeated when they for the 'national championship against NCAA to get ever, there played Miami. We all know Florida State Oklahoma instead ofMiami. Miami and rid of the poll are some was one ofthem; the other team was Vir­ Florida State finished the season with system and people who ginia Tech. When Miami faced Virginia identical (11-1), with FlOljda State's only have a playoff do appreci­ Tech at home in early November they loss coming at the hands of Miami. system deter­ ate the BCS were ranked number three and Virginia Miami's only loss was against Wash­ mine the cham­ system. I'm Tech was ranked ahead of them at num­ ington, a team not ranked that Miami pion. The NCAA's answer was the BCS, sure Florida State coach Bobby Bowden ber two. Miami handily defeated them 41­ played early in the season. Miami made not the answer that fans were looking had all of his players write thank you 21, which got them a number two ranking up for its early season blunder by beat­ for. notes to the BCS Committee for letting in the BCS poll the following week. Mi­ ing Florida State almost. a month later, For starters, no one, even coaches, them play in the national championship ami thought it had played its cards right and then knocking Virginia Tech from understands how the BCS formula game when they obviously had no right with the BCS, winning their next two the unbeaten ranks by beating them 41­ works. There is a formula to the BCS but to be there. The reason why Florida games by an average margin of27 points 21 in early November. None ofthat mat­ that formula doesn't include factoring State had such a good record at the end and demolishing Boston College in the tered though because when the season how teams do against non-division op­ of the year is because they have such final game of the season 52-6. So when ended and it was left to the BCS com­ ponents or head-to-head matchups with an easy schedule. Out of the twelve the regular season ended Miami had puter to determine who would be in the other ranked teams. One thing the BCS games Florida State played during the beaten two ranked teams, both of which national championship game the does factor in is margin ofvictory, which regular season, four of them were were in the top five at the time, lost to rankings read: (1) Oklahoma State, (2) gives teams an extra incentive to run up against ranked teams, one ofwhich they one unranked team, and had run up the Florida State, (3) Miami. Miami was left the score in hopes they will move up a lost to (Miami). They played #17 Geor- score in their final games like the BCS Continuedon Page 14 Pride And Honor: College Football .By Derek Claiborne of the Bowl Championship Series poll. like Andy Mattison will just sit and talk reer total of9,789 yards and the other for StaffWriler This year the BCS consisted ofthe Rose about how it is bad. Well great but can 79 touchdowns. If that is not deserving Since that crisp November day in Bowl presented by AT&T, the Nokia you think of a better way? of the nations top college football award 1869 when Rutgers met P.rinceton in the Sugar Bowl, FedEx Orange Bowl and the The only alternative that has been then what is. Chris Weinke's age does first intercollegiate football game, col­ Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. The conferences mentioned is a prolonged playoff for­ not matter, what matters is that he had a lege football has revealed the essence with automatic berths include the Atlan­ mat. This is a real great idea. In total sensational season. Weinke, who spent ofbattle on the playing field. Started in tic Coast, Big East, Big Ten, Big 12, PAC­ these squads would be playing fifteen six years playing minor league baseball the northeast by college students in the 10 anI.! Southeastern Conferences. The to sixteen games. At that point in the before returning to school in 1997, latter part of the nineteenth century, col­ idea behind the BCS poll is to guarantee season the starting squads would be tre­ capped his remarkable season when he lege football has become part of the the nation a true national championship mendously depleted from injuries that won the country's most cherished col­ American heritage. game. The BCS statistical rating system in essence you would be putting the lege football award. In an age where professional foot­ consists offour major components: sub­ practice squads of two teams against But despite many complaints by oth­ ball players have evolved from mundane, jective polls of the writers and coaches, one another. Another reason why a play­ ers the one person who really should be average men to men who have larger than computer rankings, schedule strength off system will not work is that at the allowed to complain feels that the com­ life egos, its hard not to love college foot­ and number of losses. The two teams, same time players would be attempting mittee ofvoters made a fair choice. That ball. Professional athletes are driven by which have the lowest point total in, the to take on final exams and their major one person is Josh Heupel, the quarter­ one thing, money. Today, the average four categories will play in the national religious holidays. This extended time back of the Oklahoma Sooners. Heupel professional football player makes a mil­ championship game. In the debut year away from school would be too high a guided the Oklahoma Sooners to an un­ lion dollars a yearjustfor playing a sport of the BCS, Tennessee (2) won the 1998 price for the players to pay. A 16-game defeated season and a national champi­ that they love to play. And its always national championship over Florida State season is too taxing for players at the onship win over Weinke's Seminoles. But the same thing, "It's not about the (l) in the Fiesta Bowl. Last season, college level. even Heupel agrees that Weinke was money," do they really think that the Florida State (1) beat Virginia Tech (2) in But while many have put the muzzle deserving of the award, "I don't think public is that inane? For the athletes in the Sugar Bowl. This season, the BCS on those little people who whine about age should have been a factor to deter­ college football the game is about one title game concluded with a win by Okla­ college football they still preach about mine it - it's for the best college football thing, pride. In the off-season they don't homa (1) over Florida State (2). how it isn't working. Controversy arose player in the country," Heupel said after hit the market looking for a more lucra­ The BCS is the most effective way this year when Florida State's quarter­ the announcement at New York's Down­ tive deal, they train hard longing for the to determine a national champion while back Chris Weinke, 28, was selected as town Athletic Club. first time that they can suit up. They retaining the current bowl system and the 66th winner of the Heisman Memo­ College football has revealed ath­ yearn for that moment when they can avoiding a drawn-out playoff format. rial Trophy as the Outstanding Football letic competition at its best. Its atWetes race through the tunnel t9 the sound of The only thing the BCS ever promised Player of the United States for 2000. compete for the pride oftheir school, and their schools band booming out their was a match up between the No. 1 and Weinke, ofSt. Paul, MN, completed 266 not for millions of dollars. Those who fight song. the No.2 teams, and it has delivered for of 431 passes and led the nation with believe that college football has gone While continuing its1long tradition-, three straight years. Amatch up between 4,167 passing yards. Chris was 32-2 as a down hill are uneducated about the sport. college football has made key adjust­ No.1 and No.2 is what the country is starter at Florida State, and held a streak To an educated fan it is clear to see that ments that have proven to be beneficial looking for. Those who opposed the BCS of25 consecutive victories. He holds two college football is based on pride and to the game, one being the installment really can't offer an alternative. Guys ACC records, one in passing with a ca- honor. 13 Februar 2001 SOlS Extra Points: Ray Lewis likes to talk about Ray Lewis

• By Sean Gillespie & Mike Sullivan Editor in Chiefand News Editor twenty points and your star line­ cuse to break dance after assisting a salaries and custom structured con­ backer is hot-dogging down the field basket. tracts make players greedy, which after tackling the running back end­ Itjust doesn't seem to be a need makes the player think that he runs Since when did it become a re­ ing a 45-yard gain. Though there are for such flamboyant displays. the team. Why else would Alex quirement for athletes to speak in the Where has the concept of gone? I Rodriguez ask for a luxury box at the third person, and didn't the coach never saw Bart Starr cabbage patch stadiurn with personal office space use to be the leader of the team through the endzone after executing and a yearly Alex Rodriguez festi­ rather than a boisterous point guard? the QB sneak to win the Superbowl, val? Because Alex Rodriguez thinks Not only is it the NBA with fat sala­ or Bill Russell strut down the court Alex Rodriguez can get a yearly fair ries and bloated egos, blut athlete's after tipping in a shot. Never before and a luxury box, and Ray Lewis will have started running ~eams, not have we seen players sprint to talk about Ray Lewis and Manny coaches, and even the NFL is not midfield and dance on prime time Ramirez will not think twice about exempt. From Ray Le~hs to Carl television like the San Fransisco taking 21 million dollars a year from Everret, Lattrell Sprewell to Darryl 4gers' Terrell Owens. the Boston Red Sox. Though Charles Strawberry, players have been dis­ But why not celebrate. Track Barkley said that athletes aren't role respecting coaches, fans, as well as teams should follow this spirit, after models, kids can't help looking up the media at an alarming rate. Iso­ every baton pass, dance a pre-re­ to them. If the youth of America is lated incidents of talking in the third hearsed celebration involving the going to look up to athletes, athletes person (a-Ia Seinfeld) have also been entire team. During tennis matches should do a better job of taking quiet spotted around the professional players should jump and dance after pride in their accomplishments, and sports leagues. every point. This whole spirit of self­ not worry about putting a show on Even so, players are now cel­ promotion could make its way into for the cameras. ebrating, dancing, and taunting the Olympics. Picture synchronized other players after even the most swimmers trash talking and having a miniscule of plays. They're celebrat­ 3 minute celebration dance. Though ing after every tackle, every point, I wouldn't want to be the poor fencer Ray Lewis takes a break to dance with the every play. If this were the NCAA, a Lombardi Trophy who loses and has to view his oppo­ penalty for excessive celebration nent attempting to do a victory lap may be assessed, depending on the certain instances where such tel­ while running with a sharp object. offending school. It's a hopeless ebration is acce,ptable, like scoring Coaches cannot be blamed. Time cause when your team is down by a goal in hockey, there is still no ex- after time we can stress that large Blue Wave Boys and Girls Hockey The hockey team has become suc­ other players on the team are taking _By Paul Carley and Brian Finkel will decide whether or not to admit the cessful after their disturbing start. Some some of the limelight and contributing StaffWriters team and recognize it not as a club team, ofthe players blamed their poor play on to the scoring. but as a full-fledged high school team. Boys Hockey the awful baking oftheir managers, who From start to finish, this season has Then, they will finally be able to get are responsible with providing them with The Darien Boys' Hockey team is been a bonding experience. The team is matching jerseys, something that they now 9-6. The team started off the sea­ cookies and other goodies. For the a diverse one, with players from all are lacking at the moment. Wave to step it up in the postseason son 0-4, and things looked pretty grim. grades and even neighboring towns on Though they only have accredited Since then they have gone 9-2 in their their managers are going to have to step their roster. But, every challenge they five wins and one tie, the team has made it up in the kitchen. last 11 games to rebound back into con­ face, be it a lack ofplayers for a game or major advancements, and can only get tention in the FCIAC. a really strong opponent, only brings better. If the girls continue to improve, One of the things that has keyed Girls Ho€key them closer together and makes them as they have this year, not necessarily this turnabout by the team is good stronger. in their record, but in the strength of goaltending. Chuck Kusche consis­ With t1eir first season nearing To be recognized as a school team, their character as a team and their over­ tently plays well, which keeps the team completion, the Darien girls' hockey the girls must complete full seasons of all ability, there will be no reason not to in the game. Chris LaGreca, a back-up team has co e a long way since the idea play. After this, the school board and grant them entrance into the school's sophomore, recently recorded a shut out of their creation. They have dealt with Mr. Jim Girard, Darien Athletic director, athletic program. as well. the frustration ofgrueling 5:30 AM prac­ The two games that Darien has lost tices twice a week, and endured the hard­ have been to Greenwich and New ships that come with starting a new pro­ Canaan. They have also beaten these gram. However, the progress that they teams as well. One ofthe things that the have made has outdone what others team needs to work on is consistency. thought that they could accomplish. Sometimes they look like hockey gods For many ofthe players on the team, putting up 13 goals against Trinity this season has been their first experi­ Sensi6ifities Catholic. At other times they haven't ence in playing the game of hockey. been as sharp and have a hard time put­ Their paths are diverse; some traded in ting the puck into the net, like when they their field hockey cleats to lace up their Candles, Gifts & More lost 3-0 to Greenwich. skates, while others, such as sophomore The FCIAC is weaker than it was Brittany Wainacht, used a background last year, and the team has a good chance in figure skating to join the game. Oth­ of doing well in the tournament. "We ers are quite familiar with the game, and have been really coming together. We're offer experience and guidance to their a young team, we plan to come together teammates. Birtfuftzy GifU and make a run at the FCIAC and state Sophomore goaltender Catherine TtJlthers Gifts championships," said juniorBrian Kelly. Conniff actually gained interest because This is a young team, with spots held of an ad in the paper to join the team. by many sophomores and freshmen. Before this season, she had never The boys hockey team always played hockey, let alone played the chal­ brings out the best in their fans. Re­ lenging position of net-minder. How­ Gr.titm Gifts cently, people have been spotted hold­ ever, she has learned her position well ing signs up at games to try to cheer the and continues to improve with every team on. My personal favorite was one passing game and practice. that said, "Madalon 3: 16." Bringing Earlier in the year, the major source signs to the game adds to the atmo­ of scoring was only a few key players, ~ sphere and makes the whole experience such as sophomore Sarah Miner. Now, 1fl6 Post Rood ow Darien, CT (203) 656-3717 more enjoyable. as their skill level continues to grow, Februar 2001 14

When he won the Heisman Trophy in his scholarship for him. I have to give December he became the oldest recipi­ Weinke credit; he did have a backup ent by five years. He also became the plan. And maybe he doesn't mind being first Heisman Trophy winner who al­ so old; he probably likes the fact that ready has a bald spot on his head! Of his teammates call him Dad. But I think course the Heisman Committee can't see his age gives him a bit of an advantage his balding head because it is covered in college football, and that's why he FOOTBALL From page 14 so well by his football helmet so they shouldn't have won the Heisman. But the fact that he did win the Heisman has and number one Nebraska at home and obviously didn't factor that into their people asking how old is too old for col­ encourages them to do. Rorida State had won 31-14. Oklahoma did play Kansas decision. We all remember the joke, "A lege football. When the age cap between played four ranked teams, one of which State again in December for the Big 12 lot of people go to college for seven you and your opponents is seven years, they lost to, one they only beat by five, championship and won 27-24. The win years. But most of them are doctors." I'd say that's too old. When you are two others that were in the top twenty, over Nebraska gave Oklahoma the num­ Apparently they're also quarterbacks older than a dozen quarterbacks in the and had traveled no farther than Mary­ ber one spot in the BCS standings, a too. Chris Weinke enrolled at Florida NFL, I'd say that's too old. Weinke land to playa road game. Yet they were spot they held onto for the entire year. State the same year as Charlie Ward. should not have won the Heisman and able to play in the national champion­ But that's say that, hypothetically, Okla­ Now, some time later, Charlie Ward is he should not be allowed to even play ship game instead ofMiami, a team that homa did lose one game during the regu­ playing basketball for the New York college football. Weinke said that he had actually beaten them head to head lar season. Then at season's end there Knicks and Weinke is a 28 year-old se­ enjoyed playing football, which is obvi­ but had unfortunately lost early in the would have been seven teams, Miami, nior in college. You would've thought. ous because he gets to beat up on eigh­ season to Washington, Or­ The reason why Weinke is so old is be­ teen and twenty year-aIds. Here is a sce­ unranked Wash­ egon State, Florida cause he took a six-year hiatus from col­ nario that will be my culminated argu­ ington. State, \Tirginia lege to play baseball. He played for one ment against Chris Weinke: Drew Fortunately Tech, TCU, and of the Toronto Blue Jays farm teams. Bledsoe is the same age as Chris Weinke. for all, Oklahoma Oklahoma that Weinke wasn't going very far with base­ If Drew Bledsoe were the quarterback put all the contro­ would have only ball so he decided to return to college for any team in college football, he would versy to rest by had one loss. If and play football. He was still allowed win the Heisman hands down. going undefeated you put that for­ to because Rorida State still held onto this year and beat­ mula into the BCS ing Rorida State in system, I'm sure the national cham­ the computer pionship game. would explode. Oklahoma was the Maybe the BCS undisputed cham­ Committee should pion this year, write a thank you playing two note to the Okla­ ranked teams dur­ homa football team ing the regular for saving them season and one from being (Florida State) in swamped with the postseason. controversy. Even though they Reason #2: only played two ranked teams, Kansas Heisman trophy winner Chris Weinke State and Nebraska, during the season This year Florida State quarterback they were both undefeated when Okla­ Chris Weinke won the Heisman Trophy, homa played them. Oklahoma played which is understandable because he undefeated Kansas State in October at was, without a doubt, the best quarter­ Kansas and beat' them 41-31. The fol­ back in the country. There was only one lowing week Oklahoma played unbeaten problem with him; he's 28! 28 years old! Swim Team Heads Toward Three-Peat Blue Wave Basketball looks to

improve after strong effort against • By Andy Mattison Opinion Editor of the many underclassman on the team New Cannan So far winter swimming is making that have been able to contribute to the good on its early season projection to winning ways ofthe swim team. win a third straight "class s" state title Not every victory has been a rout • By Tom Nissen seniors Brian Chacos and Scott Hanky. this year with its 10-1 record and East­ for the Blue Wave. They have had close StaffWrier The trio combined for 24 rebounds, as ern Division title. Winter swimming has meets against Staples and Fairfield Prep. Darien boys basketball struggled the size advantage proved to give Darien been a powerhouse this year, with se­ Farifield especially sticks out because it through another tough season this year, a big boost against the much smaller nior swimmers Mike Zarrilli, Danny came down to the final relay and the as several close games slipped through Rams. Diette, Billy Shufelt, Ed and Will Briganti, Darien swimmers just edged out Prep to their hands. The season was highlighted The team has a bright future ahead Brendan Kapsamalis and Justin Grefe win the relay and the meet. "It was all so by the leadership of seniors Jack Sousa, of it, as it will be poised for a winning getting the job donefor the Blue Wave exciting. I was screaming so loud I lost Scott Hanky, Andy Mattison, Zsis Halis season with a roster that is top-heavy while Katie Thomas has been able to my voice," said Zarrilli. The final relay and captain Brian Chacos. Coach Minotti with seniors. Juniors Jon O'Hanlon, dive consistently well for the team consisted ofsenior Mike Zarrilli, junior put together a team that, while some­ Andrew Terry, Eddie Carta, John throughout the season. Darien's only NevilleMitchell, sophomore John Haley, times outmatched, never lacked deter­ Wheelock, Paul Carley and Kyle loss came against perennial powerhouse and, swimming the final leg was senior mination or effort. Lawrence all will return next year. This Greenwich, the reigning FCIAC champs Danny Diette. The season seemed to come to­ powerful group of juniors combining and Class LL state open champs. Darien Even with a great record and tons gether during a close, hard fought battle with sophomore standout Henry Homes only lost to Greenwich 102-81, but had ofconfidence to win states again, coach with the cross-town rivals, the New look to lead Darien to a winning season wins against rival New Canaan, Wilton, JeffBrameier is making sure the team still Canaan Rams. On January 19, the Rams next year. Junior John Wheelock said of Fairfield Prep, and Staples. The swim­ has goals that they can work toward barely edged out a determined Blue the possibility ofa winning season next mers on the team have also done well achieving. Wave 50-45. The Wave came out deter­ year, "Just wait, once I can Tomahawk individually, with a bunch ofthem quali­ "We would like to win FCIACS but mined to avenge the 49-23 loss to New jam, we will go undefeated." fying for the postseason. its tough every year because Greenwich Canaan earlier in the season. The game Height is one thing Darien does not "I couldn't tell you how many is so good so coach is telling us that our saw Darien play what might perhaps be lack, with every starter measuring over people have qualified for states because goal for FCIACS should be to finish at their best game of the season, as the 6 feet tall. The Darien defense centers there are just so many of them. There least second and prove that we are the Wave posted few turnovers and amaz­ on the twin towers ofAndrew Terry and are so many kids on the team that pose a best team in the FCIAC after Green­ ing offensive performances from junior Brian Chacos. Both can dunk the ball major threat to the teams we face in the wich," said senior Justin Grefe. TheBlue Jonathan O'Hanlon and senior Andy cleanly, and often do so at practice. How­ postseason," senior Mike Zarrilli said. Wave faced Stamford at Stamford on Mattison. O'Hanlon chipped in 16 ever, neither Andrew nor Brian has The depth that the swim team has really February 16th to finish the regular sea­ points including two three-pointers, dunked in a game. helps them out during the season in case son and then the postseason begins th while Mattison scored 14. With Coach \Tincent Minotti behind some oftheir top swimmers go down to with FCIAC trials February 27 at Green­ The game also featured the hard­ them, and a slew of returning starters, injuries. This was the case with Billy wich. FCIAC finals are March ISland th nosed play from Darien's trio of power look for Darien Boys basketball to make Shufelt. Juniors Neville Mitchell, Derek states are March 14 at Wesleyan Uni­ in the paint, junior Andrew Terry, and their presence felt in the FCIAC next year. Claiborne, Chris Guerette are just some versity.