Umoja Damaged by Billiard Balls Early Morning Pelting Under Investigation Seven billiard balls were sharp shots, a lot like gunshots. -By Mark Russell- thrown at the Umoja House at They were about a half second Manag'mg Editor 3:15 am. The balls broke a screen apart. It was so loud that 1 thought and a storm window and damaged that someone was inside the Last Saturday, most of the the siding on the west side of the house." students on campus were cele- house. Bryant then woke up Jean St. brating the end of the year with According to Otis Bryant' 90, Louis '91, who was asleep up- formals and other parties. For one of the residents of Umoja stairs. "We went downstairs and some students, however, Satur- House, he was awake studying at checked every room, because we day night was a night of terror. 3 am when he heard "two very thought that someone was inside the house," said Bryant. "That look about 3 minutes. " PAA Marches Through Classes After finding no one down- stairs, Bryant turned to go back -By Mark Russell- upstairs. "Igothalfwayupthrough Managing Editor the kitchen when I heard a loud Please see Saturday, Page 3. po°l Balls did this damage to the Umoja House. Photo by SueMuik People in Life Science and McCook who thought their 9:30 am class would be boring yesterday were in for quite a surprise. A group of about 25 Black students marched from classroom to classroom, interrupting each lecture to read a prepared statement Sunday Concert Avoids Showers condemning the recent incident at the Umoja House. including The Bearded Nuns, annual Fun Fair for Kids, organ- Stating "we have had enough," Mike Pina '92 led the protest -By Mary Ann Brooks and Whereabouts Unknown, The ized by the Trinity College Ac- and read the prepared statement to each class. "We will no longer Patricia Pierson- Skillet Lickers, Cat in the Hat, tivities Council and assisted by Please see PAA, Page 3. Special to the Tripod and Chris Taylor, moved indoors many student volunteers attracted to the Washington Room, where fewer Hartford children to its 22 Spring Weekend 1990 was listeners lingered well into the food and game booths than ex- off to a slow start Friday after- evening. pected. SGA Parking Committee noon due to some anticipated yet Saturday's events were also In addition, The Clash of the unavoidable rain showers. The hindered due to rain. The first Classes, a campus-wide, friendly seven student bands performing, competition sponsored by the Makes Recomendations Alumni Office, was rained out .iiid postponed until next year. Can It Be? Student Facilaties Likely Addressing the low turnout to Decrease in Coming School Year lor Saturday's Fun Fair, TCAC John Langeland, Security Officer Publicity Chairman Robin Halp- -By Jane Reynolds- David Norris, Associate Profes- un '91 observed, "I think that there was such strong support of Spccial to the Tripod sor of Physical Education Robin r Sheppard, Sharon Simkiss '90, rinity students that in the next As a result of the frustrating and Dean Winer. ... . _ cars it will work out." and often confusing parking situ- "We went through quite a lot Fortunately for all students, ation on campus, President Ger- of research," said Simkiss, who Sunday was sunny and dry. The ety earlier this year formed &r\ad noted that detailed information three TCAC-sponsored bands hoc committee to investigate the was provided by the security of- performed to a packed Life Sci- issue. fice. The report cites the major ences Quad. The reggae band Last week, the committee concerns which have been voiced i )ne People and the group Tribe presented its recommendations to by those who park on the Trinity Called Quest, with headliners the Gerety, who will consider their campus. P ;ychedelicFurs, all drew a large proposals and decide what actions Students are not the only ..' owd.The bands performed from should be taken. "1 think it is a people dissatisfied with Trinity's 11 noon until the late afternooon, significant step in the direction of parking facilities. "This is not lollwed by a free barbecue on the resolving some issues that have just a student issue; we have com- Cave patio, courtesy of Marrioi, been with us for years," said Dean plaints from visitors and people Commented Halpem on of Students David Winer. who want to park close to their Sunday's success, "What could The committee has been offices," said Winer. vou complain about today?" meeting all year, and its members The report included twelve Several hundred students include: Professor of Sociology recommendations for the presi- were complaining about the mo- Noreen Channels, Administrative dent. These suggestions included • JSS of garbage left on the Cave Assistant Gerry Donovan, Melissa a number of restrictive measures Patio. Following the barbeque, Gold '90, Director of Computing Please see Parking, Page 4. - > the stench of rotting trash perme- and Communications Systems ated the Mather area. Bathrooms in Jackson and Funston were also damaged. Kelly Assumes Position as New Security Director Sporadic fights broke out in 1969. He began as a police officer and investigator and in 1976 was through the afternoon as well. Supplementing the many -By Mark Russell- promoted to Police Sergeant. TCAC-planned functions Managing Editor After working for the automated Crime Analysis Unit and the Training Division, Kelly applied and was accepted to the F.B.I. throughout the weekend were the Annual Student Dance Concert For Brian Kelly, moving on does not necessarily mean moving National Academy, the first Hartford policeman to do so. Kelly then returned to the city to command both the Crime Sup- and the Trinity Pipes' Buttondown far pression Divison and later the Internal Affairs Division before leading The former Hartford Police Head of Vice and Narcotics Lieuten- the Vice and Narcotics Division. ant Kelly has guarded the streets of Hartford for over 20 years, Kelly Please see Weekend, Page 3. has decided to leave his job with the Police to become Trinity s new The lieutenant has also served as a representative to the HartfoTd Director of Public Safety. •• community. Last year, he was selected as the police representa- In a letter dated April 12, College President Tom Gerety an- tive for the Greater Hartford nounced the new appointment to the Trinity community. As tie Chamber of Commerce. Also, he assumes the responsibility for Trinity's campus security, Brian brings was a participant in the Greater us demonstrated skills and a sound knowledge of Hartford and ot Hartford Leadership Forum. public safety," said Gerety. • . „ Kelly began his position of- Kelly himself is excited about his new position as a change from Vandals his old job. "I was frustrated [at his other job] with a small f, he said. ficially Monday. The position "I had the best people in the organization, and for the most part 1 was had been open since February, Biker Chick Profile ». able to do what I wanted. But I didn't feel that we were making enough when then-Director of Security v Biagio Rucci, also a former of an impact in the community." , xV „„ member of the Hartford Police, Dealing with the Arahs.,—8 Other college officials anticipate the addmon of the new man. a "He'svigorous, he's bright, and we are very excited about having him unionization by the Trinity Ukranian Ghoir*»*"'"" °"" * ® on the staff," said Cheryl Smith, Director of Institutional Affairs and personnel. This is the final issue of the Tripod this semester. current Acting Director of Security. . ; rnf\hP Please see Security, Page 3. Kelly brings to Trinity a wealth of experience as a memtenrffhe Hartford Police Force. His rise to the ranks of Police Lieutenantbegan Page 2 • The Trinity Tripod • May 8, 1990 Opinion Student Questions Security's Integrity To the Editor: act in progress? Are they really as doubtlessly increase afterthis last Editorial As a sophomore I looked deterrent? Why can't we make incident. Now I know why Hart- forward to the advantages I would Security a more threatening force ford is the insurance capital of the 1 gain by bringing a car to school to vandals? I am beginning to world - they need it. forthe second semester, and, aside doubt the integrity of our security Notchin the "P" form the lack of parking, I ex- force and feel it is time for them to Disconcertedly, toughen up. My insurance will The new Pass/Fail system is another attempt of the pected few inconveniences. Well, Stephen Box '92 Administration and faculty to improve the academic atmosphere after having my car vandalized at this institution. It might work, but don't expect any drastic and broken into three times in one Delta Psi Left out of Panel changes in Trinity's reputation. month, I have come to the conclu- sion that Hartford is probably the Hall Committed to Coeducation Do expect more academic responsibility, coupled with worst city ib the U.S. to own a car. To the Editor: less academic freedom. It was only after return- Last week, as part of the celebration of coeducation at Trinity, Students will, beginning next semester, receive a "Pass," ing from the garage that had re- there was a panel discussion: "Feminists and the Greeks," which "Fail," or the new "Low Pass," in classes they take P/F. Low paired the damage from the first included several members of the coed DKE fraternity but failed to Pass will be given if the student has a "D" average. incident that I arrived to find my include any St. Anthony Hall women. As a female member of St. The logic behind the new rule is that students who are vehicle had been vandalized - right Anthony Hall I was puzzled and frustrated by this omission. Many taking courses P/F will be challenged to at least try to get a "C" in front of the camera in the Jarvis members of the faculty and student body remain ignorant to the hall's in the course, instead of the common practice of getting by with lot at 6:30 in the evening. Two commitment to coeducation. Your exclusion exacerbates the problem, a barely passing grade and notching the "P." weeks later it happened again in eliminating another outlet to achieve a successful balance between front of the camera of the North men and women in the Trinity Greek system. The Class of 1991 is the last class to graduate without Campus lot. Does Security moni- minor or core requirements. The new ruling is putting a major tor these cameras? If so, what do Sincerely, restriction on some sophomores and freshmen who wanted to they do if they see a mischievous experiment. Rachel Zoob '92 The logic behind the P/F system is to allow students to take a course they are interested in they would not take otherwise. Kemler Fed Up With Intranrarals The Classes of '92 and beyond have difficulty taking electives now. The new rule will restrict them even further. The reasoning for the P/F, experimenting with a new To the editor: cancelled without notification Center. because of a scheduling change. At the beginning of the se- academic and intellectual experience without fear of failing, is Question: What do the following 3b) I politely ask the intra- mester I spoke to the athletic di- defeated. quotes have in common: mural director why he could not recor about two issues. The first Another part of the logic of the entire Pass/Fail idea, "No one knows about it." have notified me of the change— was intramurals and the second givingshidents a break from their supposedly intense academic "Never received schedule." I receive an insufficient answer. was about the hours during which pursuits, and to have fun with their education instead of the "In the 3 years I've been here 4) #2 turns out to be a waste the Ferris Athletic Center is open. constant pressure, is defeated with it. the number of activites, p a r - of time because as usual the 're- Why, I asked, is a multi-million Perhaps the faculty are succumbing to the intellectual ticipants, and level of competi- vised' schedule makes its appear- dolar facility open for such lim- vacuum that can be Trinity College. They are trying to rectify tion have all gone down." ance a few days later. ited hours during weekends and that. Answer: They are responses to a 5) As the season ends I re- study weeks when the cost to keep survey about the quality of the The new rule serves a higher good, by encouraging ceive a notice that, despite the it open is minimal? intramural program at Trinity schedule, six teams will be al- students to study for an above average grade. Professor Hazelton replied College. " lowed in the playoffs instead of that ir was due to a dearth of work/ >—Bvrt-it certainly liTrtttMhe4reedcam%f»EfciWi'dent to educate I've been planning to write the traditional four. After pro- study students. Has anyone seen himself. this letter for many moons and I tests from the captains of the top signs around campus advertising now have only hours before the teams, the schedule is back to for workers? Why hasn't Profes- Tripod deadline for this year's normal and Burt issues a letter sor Hazelton asked me in to fur- last issue. Burt Apfelbaum, Di- explaining that, and here I must ther discuss the intramural pro- rector of Intramurals and Crew paraphrase from memory, "After gram? Why hasn't he looked into The opinions expressed in these Coach, probably thinks at this having spoken with the captains having the Sports Information point that he is going to make it and examined the schedules it is Director help with the Intramural letters do not necessarily reflect through another year unscathed clear that there are only four teams Program. Why is there no listing from the withering blows of dis- that belong in the playoffs." of when various Ferris facilities the views, thoughts, opinions, or gruntled intramural participants. 5b) My team shows up for its are available for student and fac- I hate to disappoint him, but this first play off game to find that they ulty use? beliefs .of the Tripod as a whole or was a banner year for Intramural are no longer playing that day due Question: Why do we focus with more mixups and omissions to the addition of two more teams solely on student apathy when in part. than even I could have thought . to the competition. that of a few administrators af- possible. He needs a little incen- 5c) My team proceeds over fects over half the campus? tive not to repeat the performance to the director's indoor crew prac- Question: How unhappy would next year. . tice and politely thanks him for a member of Burt's crew team be Answer: A. program at Trinity messing up yet another afternoon. if I put their name on the top of College considered to be either 5d) The director explains this article? . . TRINITY "fair" or "poor" by 65% of the that he was affected by the moon If you have answers to any ot students surveyed. cycle and couldn't help himself. these questions or want to do Question: What is the Intramural 6) Season is finished up by something aboutthese issues next n W.M. Claud * program! keeping game information secret year, contact me this year at box Editor-in-Chief Each year that I have played from the direcor. 656. This also applies to faculty intramural sports at Trinity I have Question: What multi-million and staff. gone in to see Burt Apfelbaum to dollar facility is often closed when ask him if he needed help in run- you really want to use it? Sincerely, ning the program. Each year he Answer: The Ferris Athletic Steve Kemler'90 has failed to even take the time to wEqHsjl call me back. This year I did a survey to determine if my fellow From the Editor: i4 A Op|ra$cms Managers students were as disgruntled with the program as I am (result to The past two semesters have been tumultuous for Trinity College for I J a number of reasons. The current staff of the Tripod likes to think that the Rjcharet Zednick " ~i gfa survey shown in question/answer improvements we have made to this newspaper have been a part of that iitprs «* > / form), and found that they are. I change. . sent the report to Athletic Direc- ^tnckShaofirii "* fc ^ Ma A* G. Blackburn tor Hazelton as well as Mr. Apfel- As Mark Russell prepares to take over my position, he has the re- baum, a faculty group and a few sponsibility of establishing an editorial policy for the newspaper. ;*%r , iFeatures E4it^ ^ others. None of the above was That burden falls squarely on the shoulders of the Editor-in-Chief. terribly concerned or decided to Only on rare occasions does the Editorial Board overrule that policy. So as Mark slides into his spot at the helm, I encourage you readers ^aNie^^for^te44^^sJiapejlfeyftolds H%k take any action to improve the Ai situation. to make no assumptions about his policies. Despite the fact he has been »\t Arts Edito* /• ^ * „ * %Mqion Page Editqir I an integral part of the improvement of the paper, I anticipate that he will ... And now a summary of this year's intramural basketball make some relatively radical decisions. season: Do not judge the future issues'of the Tripod on what Robert 1) I do not see a single adver- Cockburn has written, of what I have written. You, reader, mayhateor tisementforthe program until days admire what we have written or not written, printed or not printed. before the registraion deadline, so The tone of. this newspaper truly does change, with each passing I make up afew posters for Mather, semester, and each passing Editor-in-Chief.' ." . All letters must be received by 5 p.m. Friday. Only letters signed by the 2) Although I am a captain, Our purpose is to report objective news, encourage debate, and, in author and including a phone number for verification will be considered for my season starts and 1 don't re- the process, learn life lessons. We have provided a stage for those publication. Though there is no limit on length, the Tripod reserves the right ceive the schedule and must copy objectives. We hope you believe so too. to edit any submission over 250 words in length. Letters may be left on the it at the gym. door of the Tripod office (Jackson basement) or mailed to Box 1310. The 3) My team goes to the gym John W.M. Claud Tripod can be reached at 297-2583. to find that, our game has been Editor-in-Chief The Trinity Tripod • May 8,1990 • Page 3 News Car Vandalized in Summit "D" Security* Reports Ups, Downs of Security Raise Questions For Some Students

-By Patricia Pierson- rity, who wishes to remain anony- in Security Saturday night. He Wednesday May 2 at 6:33 pm —Hallden: Security mous, "but sometimes, in order to has worked in the office since officer on routine patrol discovered a burning smell in Managing Editor see the entire field of view, you November. Early Sunday morning, April have to zoom out and that sacri- "What happens, happens," the basement in the Telenet room. Boiler Room 29, a student's car was stripped of fices seeing things up-close..." commented Officer Joseph personnel contacted but no cause for the smoke could all four tires and wheels in the In the area where the crime Desjardins, who discovered the be determined. Summit "D" parking lot, directly occurred, close v iewing of the cars vehicle. He concluded, "This is across from Mather Student cen- is virtually impossible without the first time I've seen the tires ter. focusing in on a particular auto- gone from on a carsince I've been Wednesday May 2 at 9:40 pm — Anadama Parking Jennifer Osborne '90, the mobile, here—at least all four of them." - owner of the car, was alerted of "If you were looking for [the Said Davis, "The only thing Lot: Student reported he parked his 1989 Honda in the incident at 6:30 that morning. car] exactly, you might have been that I think is weird about this the lot Tuesday May 1 at 9:30 pm. He turned to same She had last seen her 1983 Volvo able to see it," continued the stu- case was that the station wagon intact at 3 am, while dent, "but also, you're monitor- perpetrators...only struck the one today and discovered that all four tires had been the security officer on patrol dur- ingtwelvecameras." "Twopeople vehicle and there was no other slashed. There was no other damage to the vehicle. damage to the vehicle that was ing the night had checked the lot working [to watch the cameras] Student advised to contact Hartford Police. at 5:10 am and reported no un- would be more of a distraction to reported." usual activity. each other," added Claudia Cart- Olson recommends that, in "On the weekends, I always agenes '93. also employed by the future, students concerned Thursday May 3 at 12:50 pm — Allen Place: park [my car] right there, because Security. with the safety of their vehicles it's right next to my dorm, and it's Quanti Davis '93 saw "noth- park in centrally-located lots on Security Officer observed a male lying on the city right next to Security," stated ing out of the ordinary" when he campus, and remove the radios sidewalk, north of High Rise. Officer was not able to was working the overnight shift from their cars. Osborne. Ironically, what she had communicate with subject. Hartford Police were considered "the safest place on campus" for her car is, according contacted and subject was transported to Hartford to Assistant Director of Security Saturday Night Attack Alcoholic Center. Neither police nor ambulance were, Erin Olson one of the hardest hit lots in the vicinity. able to communicate with subject. The Volvo had no theft alarm Draws Claims of Racism and the interior was not broken Continued from Page 1 extreme threat based on race." into. For this reason, Security crash and then some chipping," Kelly indicated that no one Thursday May 3 at 2:15 pm — Seabury Lot: Student suspects foul play. In addition, at said Bryant. He then called secu- has come forward as a witness to reported she had been grabbed on the left breast by an 5:17 am, there was a report of rity. the incident. He also said that are "suspicious activity" outside the A search of the west side of no strong suspects at this time. unknown male who had followed her and her room adjacent to Osborne's. the house by Security turned up The damage to the house companion from Timothy's on Zion Street. Subject Officers arriving on the scene seven billiard balls, which later centered mainly on one first-floor had followed the two students up the path to the found nothing amiss. were determined to belong to the window. The screen and storm This call may have been a Alpha Chi Rho fraternity. windows were broken, as was the Seabury lot where he circled them once more and foil for the perpetrators of the The Crow fraternity was "actual window pane. 'Also,'some then "grabbed" the student. Subject fled across crime. having a private party of between of the siding was damaged. "Security said to me, 'Are 100-200 people at that time, ac- The emotional damage is a Summit Street and down the path towards Zion you sure it's not one of yourfriends cording to security reports. . little more extensive, however. Street. Student gave chase to subject to Bonner "I've been here four years, and playing a prank?'" remarked Deans Winer, Pulver, and Street. Hartford Police was called and area searched Osborne, who is doubtful of this Peters, new Director of Public this is the first time I've ever been, possibility. She echoes the senti- Safety Brian Kelly, and the Hart- scared to go to this school," said with negative results. ments of many students who, af- ford Police were called to the Bryant. "We can't even be safe ter a semester rife with break-ins, scene. An investigation with the on our own campus." question the effectiveness of the Hartford Police and campus secu- Thursday May 3 at 6:25 pm — Jarvis A: Student Security office. rity was launched and a case file In response to the reported she observed two non-students attempting to opened, incident, a rally was held Monday ["In the security business, we crawl into the window of a room in Jarvis. Student have our ups and downs," said "I'm happy no one got in- njght on tne Cave Patio. A Cheryl Smith, Acting Director of jured," said Kelly. "Judging by crowd of over 300 first heard the stated she a friend pulled the two down, but observed Security. "It was an unfortunate the timing of .t, in the middle of staternent read during the group incident, and we missed that one, them trying to .enter via the door. Subjects were but it turns out we got someone located by Security Officer and they reported they do damage. There was no intent denouncing the latest act Of the very next day." were let into dorm by an unknown female who let On Monday, security man- to injure. Right now, that is the racism The group then _ aged to foil an attempted car theft. only thing we are certain of." proceeded down the Long Walk them in as they entered. Subjects stated they knew a • A man was arrested after being Bryant sees the incident dif- to the Umoja H0US6. At the student who lived in Jarvis and that were going to chased off the ledge of the Sum- ferently. "Icanaccountfordrunk- house, four speakers urged mit Street parking lot after secu- enness so much," he said. "But unity at Trinity and proclaimed visit him. Student could not be founf or identified. rity was alerted to a car theft in anyone who throws seven billiard their support for Other Black Students advised to leave campus. Progress.] bails has enough possession to students on other college Parking lots across campus know what they are doing ... It campuses, are monitored by twelve cameras, was very deliberate. It was an .Friday May 4 at 12:15 am — Vemon and Summit most of which are equipped with Street: Security Officer responded to call of rooming devices and an intercom. possible gun shots coming from a vehicle in Students are employed to simul- Security Garners New Director taneously supervise these cam- Continued from Page 1 tion works here." location. Area checked with negative results, eras and dispatch officers, both The new director had an The hiring of the new Direc- Hartford Police contacted and also investigated. during the day and throughout the immediate awakening about his tor of Public Safety has been met n'ght. In the past, two workers new role. Before he officially with optimism from the students. Description: white Buick Oldsmobile Cutlass which Performed these tasks individu- held his post, Kelly found himself "I'm glad we're getting someone drove off down Vernon towards Broad Street. ally. in the middle of an investigation with that much experience," said one student. "Security was doing "Just to monitor these carri- of a late-night incident as well as Vehicle was occupied by 8-10 males. security arrangements for Spring a great job, and I hope it stays the es is not difficult," remarked same." -Compiled from actual Security °ne student employed by Secu- Weekend. "I'm a little tired, but it was The new director also appears Office Reports by Mark L. Russell nice that I was so involved," said optimistic. "It looks like I'll be Weekend Kelly. "This way I got a chance to busyvbut I don't mind. I'm look- meet a lot of people and get a ing forward to something new." Continued from Page 1 chance to see how the organiza- Clerical Job founds performance, both on The Religion and Philosophy Departments Saturday evening. Sunday closed are looking to hire a student to do clerical ?;ith-- a« concerwvnt^,| tL iIn| I thLllle< WashingtoTV adlllUgLV/1n1 Koom given by the Trinity Gospel Choir. . work. The job consists of xeroxing, taking Students gave mixed reviews of these events. One remarked, "Everything about Spring Weekend is phone calls, typing envelopes, etc. The completely consistent with the present situation at this school. It was crowded, and I thought the people w current rate of pay is $4.75 an hour. You ere very inconsiderate by leaving their garbage around." would work at least 9 hours a week, more at On a more positive note, another enthused, "I thought the bands were great. It was really fun. 1 was glad everyone was out there, and it was the first sunny Spring Weekend since I've been here.' the beginnijng of each semester. Please call Concluded a third student, "TCAC finally managed to do things right." Gail Weidlich at 297-2472 for an appointment. Page 4 • The Trinity Tripod • May 8,1990 News Parking Committee Puts Emphasis On Vernon/Broad Lot dents would not have to walk down however, as several members due to the fact that many people lem and we have to take serious Continued from Page 1 Vernon Street. expressed opposition. are reluctant to pave over green steps to solve it. I don't think the to curb the parking problem. "The school must act to get The alternative to these areas in such a visible part of the problem will ever be totally The first recommendation rid of fears about security — measures would be to create new campus. Gold said "I think Ger- solved," said Gold. She feels that made was to "reduce student people are afraid to walk home parking lots. One possible loca- ety will definitely use alot of the "these proposals will be very easy evening and weekend use of long- from there," said Gold. Others tion would be the grassy area near suggestions, but we think the ones to criticize unless you realize how walk lots" by allowing "no stu- found it "alarming" that students Williams. "The visual impact he won't use are to pave the green much research went into them." dent parking at any time, and that would have to park in the Vernon/ made by the creation of a parking areas." this regulation be rigorousy en- Broad lot. lot for about 40 cars can be mini- Langeland noted that "the forced with both ticketing and "I think security can be im- mized by careful planning and chances of getting another large Subscribe towing." In addition, faculty and provedenoughforstudents to park landscaping," stated the commit- lot are small." He said that there to the staff parking should be reduced in there," said Winer. tee. has been discussion about "small Tripod for these lots in order to ease the Other proposals included Nonetheless, concern has pocket lots." the Fall congestion. allowing student parking in the been expressed about the proposal "Parking is a serious prob- The "long walk" refers to the Life Sciences lot only in the eve- Chapel lot, Jarvis, Seabury, and nings and weekends, and banning all parking along Summit Street. student cars from the lot immedi- Osborne Hired As New V. President This area was named in the report ately west of Ferris except for the as "the greatest challenge" to very late evenings and limited improving the parking situation. periods on weekends. of Development, Capping Search The students whose cars These actions would free In the letter, President Gerety cited Osborne's quali- would be displaced by this change spaces for faculty, staff, and visi- -By Jay Akasie-- fications and experience. "All of those who met her would be expected to park in the tor use. The committee stated that News Staff Writer during the interview process were impressed with her Vemon/Broad lot. Due to the "the loss of student parking in the enthusiasm, her ideas, and her high levels of energy and "percived problems with personal general area of Jacobs Life Sci- Last week in a letter to the Trinity Commu- commitment." he said. safety related to the Broad and ences will be a significant hard- nity, President Tom Gerety announced the ap- President Gerety was not alone in his praise of Vernon lot", the committee called ship for students housed in Little, pointment of Karen Quallo Osborne as Vice Osborne. "We had absolutely rave reviews about her." for the improvement of security. Frohman-Robb, and Wiggins." President of Institutional Development. Osbbrne's said Melissa Gold '90, the student member of the search Some suggestions include effec- While formulating their pro- selection to this position is the result of a national committee. "It was nice, after a long search, when the tive lighting, emergency tele- posals, discussion arose as to search that, according to President Gerety, candidate you really wanted accepts." phone call boxes, or possibly the whether sophomores should lose "brought us an excellent group of highly quali- Osborne is currently the Director of Development creation of a foot path from the the right to have a car on campus. fied candidates." Dean of Admissions David at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. Her position at central campus area so that stu- This did not become" a proposal, Borus chaired the search committee. Trinity, which she will assume on July 1, is newly created. She has also served as the Di- The Tripod held staff elctions last Tuesday night. The following comprise the Editorial Board for the Fall Smester. rector of the New York State Study Circle Consortium based at the State University of New York at Editor-in-Chief Mark Russell'91 Arts Editor Liz Healy '91 Albany. President Gerety noted Managing Editors Nicole Moretti '92 College Life Editor John Kehoe'92 that Osborne has done extensive work as a consultant and manage- Patrick Keane '92 Design and Production Manager Hugh Anderson '93 ment trainer as well. Osborne re- News Editor Patricia Pierson'92 Features Editor John Claud '91 cieved her B.A. from Lehman -Opinion Paga Edit< College of the City University of "NewY^rk. World and Nation Editor Bill Ghent'93

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In opposition -By David Gerber- who have come up with some- This was the tone that he main- which is annually sponsored by to this, Hentoff warned, "Without thing as broad-based, subjective, tained for the rest of the speech. News Staff Writer St. Anthony Hall, in which he free speech, you're not free." and stupid thing as aspeech code." References to Yale Univer- strongly spoke out against col- Hentoff later discussed the As the lecture continued sity and its upholding of the First He has been called the anti- lege speech codes. failure of the American Civil Hentoff's stance on free speech Amendment riddled Hentoff's christ by Louis Farrakhan. Pres- Beginning the speech with a Liberties Union to come to a and its limitations became clearer. speech. After telling a story about ently he is a writer for the Village discussion of the first amendment, consenus on college speech codes. "By the pretending to do these Yale President Benno Schmidt Voice as well as a columnist for Hentoff noted that if the First Citing a suggested speech code things [protecting minority andhis refusal tolimitfree speech, the New York Times, and the Amendment were to be reevalu- offered by the ACLU as a model, groups] instead of educating... Hentoff quoted Scmidt, para- author of many books. On last ated, it would no doubt be filled he attacked what he called, "a people are learning that the way to phrasing a statement by Oliver Tue^l.ry night, Nat Hentoff de- with qualifications protecting any supposedly liberal group of people deal with free speech is to kill it." Wendell Holmes: "Free expres- sion doesn 't mean a damn if those who support it only support the speech of those you like. The test is when you can support the speech of those you hate." In conclusion,- Hentoff sug- gested that those in attendance look to education and diologue as more effective ways of dealing with group intolerance. He ended by stating, "the worst thing you can do is to turn your tail and A DOUBLE suppress free speech." PAA Protests DOLLAR Sat. Violence •:> v. With March Continued from Page 1 DEAL mliM^^W^ stand for injustice at Trinity and do nothing," said Pina. "We have been passive, considerate, coop- erative, and forginving for too long." THAT RINGS The students carried with them a sign with the picture of Africa, and the United States in green, red, and black. AJso, there was one sign with a picture of a member of the Klii Klux Klan with a line through it. Between classes, the students were chanting slogans such as "No justice, no peace" and "Say it v- loud, I'm Black and I'm proud." As the group proceeded out of the buildings, they also chanted "Ungawa — Black Power." In the statement^ Pina ex- pressed the Pan African Alliance's outrage over the inci- dent. "Our lives were interrupted Get Cash back for your books by 7 pool balls thrown at [the] PLUS two times that amount off Umoja House," he said. "We were unduly vandalized." the purchase of any Jostens He continued, "We will no gold college ring. For example, longer stand for any form of ra- cism - overt or covert." if you get $45 back for your The group planned to go to books, Jostens will give you '•as many [classrooms] as we can hit," according to Pina. $90 off a gold ring. "Our efforts have been un- dermined, and our stamina has illliil been sorely tested," said Pina. Save up to $100 off your ring Pina gave no hint as to any further action planned by the group. purchase. Valid through June "We stand for Umoja which 30,1990. May not be combined means unity," said Pina. "This is just an inkling of the injustice with any other promotion. which our foreparents endured." The reaction of the teachers was mixed. One professor in McCook tried to stop the group by saying "You're interrupting my class," but he eventually let Pina speak. Most of the teachers allowed the group to speak with- R CK FOR Y0UR out incident, however. Follow- GET CASH '"" K™ " * BOOKS ing the statement, there was ap- plause in some classes. Mather Hall • 297-2191 Attention: EARN. MONEY Trinity College READING BOOKS! $32,OOO/year income potential Details. (1)602-838-8885 :.v.--'Ext.'.BK.84O8'.,:- Page 6 • The Trinity Tripod • May 8,1990 Features SPEWER'S PROFILE: Battle in the Cave Sometimes the Fight for the TV Gets Ugly By John Tranchina • Features Writer To the uninformed passer- you sulk all night). by, it would seem that the Cave is Is there any way to avoid the • merely a place for Trinity stu- .potentially nasty arguments thai dents to get some food, hang out arise during the struggle for con- and be sociable, waste time or trol? Well, usually the unspoken even to study. But there's much rule is that whichever group has a more going on in the Cave each majority gets to watch what they night than meets the eye. want. But sometimes that causes . That's right-I'm referring to problems, particularly when the the never-ending Cave Wars. For outnumbered faction secures the those of you who aren't familiar TV first. That's when things can with the drama that unfolds every really get ugly, especially now night while you're at the library, that it's play-off time and the listen up and see just how petty stakes are a lot higher than usual. Trinity society can be. These are the situations when the Of course, the valuable com- fighting gets downright brutal. modity being fought for nightly Personal insults start flying, which remains the same: control over sometimes result in physical in- theuseofthebigscreenTV. The timidation. The popular ultima- -£?__-._ warriors usually separate into two tum goes something like, "Look, camps, those who want (nay, we outnumber you 5 to 1. You demand) to watch basketball and wanna fight us for the TV?" those who would rather be dead So where does all this leave THE BIKER CHICK than caught watching "hoops" and the average student who wants to want to watch hockey. And while watch an occasional episode of there's usually not too much blood "Cheers"? Well, unless they can spilled, the fighting can some- beat the sports fans to the TV and PROFESSION: Columnist, Interpretive Dancer, Plumber. times get pretty brutal. garner a decent following (a very HOBBY: Building "PORT-A-POTTYS" out of Spam. Every night the TV is up for rare occurrence), they're pretty grabs and it's up to the armies to much out of luck. The whole LATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: fight for it anew, regardless of reason the Cave Wars exist in the who had control the night before. first place is because the Trinity Crossing the street after looking both ways. Usually the battles merely consist administration won't allow us to get cable TV in our dorm rooms. WHY I DO WH ATT DO: Because nobody ,,dRR.wantaiou. aoh t involve the intimidation "Cheers" is a show that can QUOTE: "If the shoe fits, buy it. tactics or false promises to "turn be watched by anyone with their back to the other game in a few own TV anywhere on campus; LAST BOOK READ: minutes" that can arise. hockey and basketball games are ! One thing is certain: Every almostexclusively on cable. And The Complete Unabridged Gidget from A to Z night a number of people leave the only place on campus (besides PROFILE: Perky, parsimonious and perplexed. A punker, a the Cave frustrated that they can't the frat houses) where there's spelunker and a ctonut dunker. Always searching for that watch the "big game" they've been cable is the Cave. So unless there's lookirigforwardtoallday. I guess a radical reversal of Trinity pol- special after dinner mint. "I guess it could be said that I'm jusiust the only positive aspect of losing icy, which we all know to be as plain weird." a battle in the Cave Wars is that sure a thing as a life-long perfect you'll probably get a lot more marriage, the drama of the Cave HER LAST WORDS: Thanks to Paddy, the Tod, the Gomers work done than those bastards Wars will continue to be played and the man who stocks the 50 cent Diet Coke Machine at the who won the battle (that is, unless out ad infinitum. arts center. All my best to the newly engaged Joseph Le-Lani Cadigan and Jennifer Chevre Rider—better them than me. And ALWAYS INTO AN LATE NIGHT WITH... ACCIDENT.

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How The only thing exciting to do Don't Make It True." Remem- case anyone was wondering.) (Ed about WE HATE YOU A in Connecticut is to leave. Why ber—It's only college. Note: Yeah, I'm,sure they were WICKED'LOT?) By the way, do you think Trinity has such all on the edge of their seats.) In where is Wayland, Mass.? Isn't strong study abroad programs? Thanks to the 'Pod staff: the April 17th issue of The Tri- that near hell? (Ed. Note: That's To keep students from slipping The Boyer-Award-Winner: pod, Steve Safran attacked my true— we're right next to Natick into comas during their Junior Rob Cockburn who has made the home state for no apparent rea- and Framingham.) year. And I've seen more art at a Tripod the handsome paper it is son. (Ed. Note: "No apparent How Mr. Safran could make flea market than at the Athaneum... today. A Bernstein never had a reason" other than she challenged fun of Rhode Islanders is strange ...If you want hate mail, better Woodward. me to do so.) Sure it's small but to me. We have our share of Connecticut bashing is clearly the The Biker Chick: Maria it's beautiful. Ifyouevertookthe shady political deals, but it's not way to go. That way you Ml offend Blackburn who learned to mock time to get off the highway and wise to tease an Italian with strong over 50% of the school and proba- seriousness and pretention. I'm see our beaches, you 'd know that family ties in that area...Uncle Ray bly get fan mail from the other so proud. L'il Rhody's beaches are better may be watching you, Stevie! half. than that big Cape place. (Ed. The Scrod Eater: John W.M. Note: the official name is "Cape Claud who put up with a lot of evil Sincerely, Sincerely, jokes at his expense. And he Cod," in case Beth was wonder- Beth Capaldi '90 ing.) I don't know why people are A Concerned Reader. deserved every one of them. drawn to that place. Any place Rhode Islander. The Future Editor-in-Chief: named after a fish can't be that P.S. We're the Readers. We're Hugh M&M Anderson who got a fun during the summer. (Ed. Note: Wow! What a whipping! hereto read. NOT to write letters. rough break in the recent elec- Sure, but a place named after a Thanks, Beth! But the weirdest tions, but whose voice will be plantation must be a hoot.) retort came from an unnamed I don't think I could have heard again. The best News Writer "Concerned reader who took it said it any better. Thank you both I've ever seen here. Despite the funny accents and upon his/herself to do a little for letting me have it and making Enough sentimentality. I'm After four long years of beg- one way streets all over the state, "State-Bashing" of her own: me feel like a member of the elite running over my allotted length. ging and pleading for hate mail, Rhode Island is a wonderful place. Feature's-Hate-Mail tradition. But since it's the end o' my Tri- after writing three tailor-made How many other states have Dear Steve Sarcastic, (Ed. NOW I can graduate. pod career I suppose I can get a hate-worthy columns, the readers communities named Peace Dale Note: Actually my stage name, few more lines in. have responded to my completely or Hope? (Ed. Note: Mercifully, not my pen name.) In the immortal words of unwarranted attacks on Rhode none.) Newport was mentioned; How can you put do wn Rhode Billy Joel: Island and Pennsylvania. Of many of .us don't consider that Island, Pennsylvania and Mary- "Don't take any shit from course, it did take them three Rhode Island because there are so land (Ed. Note: I didn't get to anybody." weeks to manage to write, but many tourists there. Even so, Maryland thanks to the Biker That's about it. This is the I've been Features. I hope let's give them the space to air many of us went to proms and Chick's two-page spread.) when final edition of the 'Pod this year, I've helped. their hatred. The "Ed. 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•• —- American Women The Tripod Forum in the Workplace 'I never thought quotations like these really ever happened until. worked for slave wages, partly -By W. Robert Chapman- because they believed that teach- "I can see how kids could make the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles heros, when their choice is Special to the Tripod ing the young is a calling from Dan Quayle, Middle Age Mutant Republican Squirrel." God. If they ever complained When my wife graduated about their condition, we kids -David Steinburg, on Late Night with David Letterman. from Cornell University in 1968 certainly never heard about it. with a BA in English Literature, When I transferred to the public "It's not right to punish us for other people's mistakes" her faculty advisor, who happened schools, I benefited from the tal- to be male, suggested that she ents and dedication of other out- -Clark University sophomore, explaining why he doesn't think a professor should consider taking typing and short- standing teachers who happened require class on the Universioty's annual Spree Day. hand skills. He wasn 't being con- to be women. sciously condescending or sexist, I don't want to ever see a I think, but simply realistic. Mary return to the days when so many wasn't interested in teaching or of the best and brightest people nursing, he reasoned, so the only were denied the opportunity to Doctors Create Brain Cells other option was for her to be- fulfill their potential simply be- memory, and artistry." This dis- nally made cells from tumors or come a secretary or find a hus- cause they were of the "wrong" -By Bill Ghent- covery is said to have the poten- other genetically manipulated band. gender, race, or political persua- Woiid & Nation Writer tial to increase our knowledge of tissue, and while these were suc- Ten years later Mary entered sion. We will notsolve America's the brain as a whole, in greater cessful in the laboratory, outside Columbia University's Graduate educational crisis by finding an- The brain - that stupendous biochemical and genetic detail they might have been damaged. School of Business. Half of her other group of talented individu- organ of ours. It is the source of than before. The new and improved line of classmates were female and none als whom we can relegate to the our growth. It is the source of our "One of the great mysteries cells is the most complex yet, as of them planned to become secre- teaching profession. creative genius. It is the source of of the brain is how the highest neurons from the cerebral cortex, taries. In fact, it would have taken Nor can we solve the prob- our extraordinary ability to rea- centers function to allow us to the "high class" of brain cells, has a long time to find one among lem by simply raising teacher son and react. More often than think, remember, and experience now been cultivated for the first them— other than Mary—who salaries and benefits. These we not, it is considered to be the rea- emotion," said Dr. Ira B. Black, a time. didn't plan to become CEO of a must do, to be sure, but in addition son why we are here at college. professor of neurology at Cornell Dr. Solomon Snyder, a neu- Fortune 500 corporation. How we must find better ways to re- Each of us have heard the sci- University Medical College. roscientist who led researchers at quickly times had changed. cruit and reward the most talented entific claims that drinking alco- Most importantly, with this Johns Hopkins University School Mary's mother, who had earned a and to get rid of the deadwood. hol kills brain cells, that using new-found technology, treatment of Medicine praised the advance- Master's in History at Cambridge Letting teachers teach instead of drugs kills brain cells, and much or cures of such ailments as ments as well. One of the reasons University, could do no better police would be a good way to to my harm, nutrasweet discon- Alzheimer's disease, epilepsy, is that while our brain cells will during the 1950's and '60s then start. Teachers' unions now rec- nects brain cells. With all of these Parkinson's disease, drug addic- not divide, the newly developed become an administrator at Co- ognize that more than just short- enemies of ourmostuseful organ, tion, and other disorders of the ones will multiply indefinitely, lumbia, instead of a professor, term job security for their mem- the time has come for us to do brain. "I think this work is a real retaining their health and original because in those days few women bers is at stake. Taxpayers must something about it. Well, when I leap forward. It's a model cell properties. "When you look at were permitted to teach at that recognize that we will all suffer in looked into the New York Times that could advance our under- them under a microscope, they august institution. . the long run if we are forced to on May fourth, I found an article standings of things like schizo- look like they're forming a little iaJflL there,", remarked Dr. teach when we were growing up, mediocrity in public education. eritists have discovered ways to enormously," said Dr. Frederick Snyder. at least up to the secondary level. High-quality education costs grow brain cells in a lab. K. Goodwin, the head of the Even though the science In fact, teaching was one of the money. Better yet, the brain ceils Federal Alcohol, Drug Abuse and behind all of this is difficult for few genuine professions women Let's give outstanding which the scientists have grown Mental Health Administration. the unscientific brain to under- wereperrnittedtoenter.Ironically, women(and men) better reasons are from the most complicated This is not the first time cell stand, it means that new treatment seen from the 20/20 perspective than limited options for choosing part of the brain, the cerebral lines from the brain have been of injury or illness regarding the of hindsight, it was precisely the teaching profession. cortex, the "seat of human thought, produced. Neurologists had origi- brain rhay now be possible. because so many talented women were relegated to teaching that so many of us are today better edu- cated than our children, I am not particularly nostal- Arab Issues Need Response gic about this phenomenon, cer- tainly not in the Ronald Reagan Bush Administration Must Take Drastic Action "Leave it to Beaver" sense. Still, Arabs. discuss unfreezing Iranian assets. there is a sadness at realizing that •By Philip Graham- U.S. banks, and we are seen At this time the leadership in By not being willing to compro- throughout the Arab world as an the commitment and skill levels World & Nation Writer Iran is, by Iranian standards, mise we are playing into the hands of the majority of those in the an enemy of the Arab people. We moderate. The balance of power of radicals. must begin discussion on the Ira- secondary teaching profession is tenuous at best. The govern- today contrasts so unfavorably The time has come for President President Bush fears giving the nian assets, condemn Israel's Bush to act. Although it would ment has made good faith ges- impression of & quid pro quo; this occupation of the West Bank and with those of my own youth in the tures only to be rebuffed by the Eisenhower and Kennedy years. I certainly be uncharacteristic, he fear stems from the embarrass- Gaza Strip, condemn the Senate's must make a decision and carry it United States. Our lack of posi- ment of the Iran/Contra debacle. and House's unilateral declara- hope this won't sound like the tive response has caused Shiite kind of "whenI was aboy" speech out. We must seize this moment This failure, however, should not tions and assure the Iranians that in the course of U.S./Arab rela- Moslem leader Musawi to urge be allowed to cripple American we wHI negotiate in good faith. I used to hate whenever my father the terrorist groups to continue wanted to prove that the world tions to make a gesture of recon- foreign policy. We must realize We must not compromise Israel's ciliation. In the past two weeks holding the hostages. He has that the Iranians have legitimate security, but at the same time we was going to hell in a handbasket. accused the United States of hav- But the evidence seems over- the Iranians have pressured pro- grievances against us. At the must not let our ideal of an iden- Iranian terrorist groups in Leba- ing sabotaged Iran'sefforts to win moment we have millions of dol- tity of interest with Israel hurt our whelming thatthis generation, the their release by our refusal to offspring of us Baby Boomers, is non to free two of the long held lars in Iranian assets frozen in relations with the rest of the world. qualitatively not as well-educated American hostages. This gesture as we were, and that much of the of good faith was met by the reason for this can, ironically, be President's nebulous statements attributed to women having sig- about improving good relations Trinity B-GLAD May 2-4 Featured March, Lecture nificantly more career choices. with Iran, and by his conspicuous silence on the House of Represen- Several Trinity students participated at one of the three events planned for last I hate to say this, because it tatives' ill timed, unilateral reso- will no doubt be misinterpreted week m support of sexual diversity and an end to homophobia. B-GLAD was cut from lution endorsing Jerusalem as a week to three days this year. The following is a list of events that took place last week. by some of my fellow liberals as Israel's capital. If the United heresy, but I think we were much States does not seize the moment better educated by that generation our c hance for sal vaging relations of teachers, most of whom were Wednesday May 2; "Homosexuality and Christianity" - lecture and discussion with with the Arab world will be lost. Chaplain Tull (4:00pm in the Writing Center) female. Few of those women The U.S. is viewed throughout 31 fi in SUppOrt f Gay would, I suspect, have chosen the Arab world as Israel's tool. teaching as a profession had they We are seen as Israel's stooges, ff ^^ ^ ^ ^^ ° ' had real options. Think of how and our Congress as being con- many outstanding engineers, sci- trolled by The American Israel entists, historians, business ex- Political Action Committee ecutives, and journalists we de- (A.l.P.A.C). While these feel- nied ourselves by forcing so many ings are obviously exaggerated women into the classroom, sick- and somewhat distant from the room, orouteroffice of the execu- truth, we must realize how tar- tive suite. nished ourimage is. Ourdecision I fondly recall teachers like to unquestioningly back every Support the American Red Cross Sister ReginaatSt. Helen'sSchoot Israeli foreign policy move has in Vero Beach, Florida, where I earned us the hatred of many grew up. She and her colleagues The Trinity Tripod« May 8,1990 • Page 9 Announcements

EXHIBITS

Tuesday May 8 — There will be an opening reception for exhibit by Dudley Blossom '91 from Pasadena, California. The reception will beheld in Mather Artspace at 4:30 pm.

Tuesday May 8 — There is a recital sponsored by the Music Earn more A's, department. The recital will take place at Garmany Hall in the Austin Arts Center at 7:30 pm.

Through May 14 — Annual studio arts program exhibition. The exhibit continues in the Get more Zzz's, Widener Gallery of the Austin Arts Center.

Through May 27 — Paintings and sculpture by Dudley Blos- som in Mather Artspace of Spend less $'s. Mather Hall.

Through June 16 — "A Portrait of Southern Africa to 1915." The exhibit is held at the Wat- kinson Library

PRODUCTION

Wednesday May 9 — A pro- duction of "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead," a play by Tom Stoppard. The drama will be performed by John Socas '93, Chris Carbone '91, and Jason Slavick '93. Directed by Bobby Daly '90 for his senior project. It will be held in the Announcing new lower prices onth Goodwin Theater at 8 pm with a reception following. and Madnfosh Plus, As you've probably learned, staying way And since every Macintosh runs Wednesday May 9—Trinitones present "Trebles without a oh topo f classworktak.es a lot of work, me same poweriul software and is Cause," their Final performance So we're offering new low prices on two ejq)andabie,itcangrowwithyouas of the year. That will be held in great study aids: the Macintosh* SE your needs change, the Koeppel Center at 7 pm with and the Macintosh Plus. \ If you'd like to knowmore, stop a reception following. Use a Macintosh to transcribe your by the location listed below. You'll GENERAL notes, crank out that spreadsheet, save more than a fowl's. You'll gain polish off statistics and polish up that everything from As to Zzzzs. Students are reminded they are English paper. What's more, once you've to empty their lockers in the mastered one application you can use Ferris Athletic Center by Tues- day, May 15 and return athletic them all, because every Macintosh equipment, lock and towels to software application works the same the Equipment Room. For more information, contact: There will be a meeting of the Nancy Sowa • 297-2571 Obsequious Pussbag Club Fri- Computing Center II day, May 11 at 11:00 pm in Jacobs life Science Center Funston 320. All are invited, reception to follow. c 19W/^ CompuierJifc Appfe, ^ %fc lop, >nd Mmnmsh M Ptgamd i»^^ Page 10 • The Trinity Tripod • May 8,1990 Arts Dance Concert Showcases Diverse Acts work presented a haunting ver- Jen-Jen Lin, the six dancers (Bal- -by Nicole Moretti- sion of two people striving for lard, James, Janette, Stugart, Hope Arts Editor unity against forces trying to tear Weiner '90, and Zeltzer) began rimty Artscene them apart. As the name sug- their voyage to America by show- This past May 4th and 5th, gests, the dance was like a mourn- ing how hopeful the immigrants the department of Theatre and ful poem explaining the passage were to come to America and leave Dance presented their final show- their life of harsh work behind thru 5/27 that humanity must take in order Dudley Blossom case of dances for the year in the to become truly unified. them. As they voyage, they find 1990Spring Dance Concert which Jay Smart '92 choreographed themselves looking back at the took place in Goodwin Theater. nicer times of their youth in their Paintings and sculture by this Trinity junior from Pasad- Rhythm &.... choreographed Live on Stage which featured dancers Smart, Derek Abrams '93, homeland, but continue on to- ena, Ca. Mather Hall Artspace. 8 am -10 pm daily. by Jen-Jen Lin, also presented at wards America. Upon arival, they Opening reception tomorrow from 4:30 - 6:30 pm. the Dance Company concert, Karleen Arnold '93, Eric Holtzman '92, James, Kim find they must work just as hard FREE!! opened the show with its fero- as they had before. Using a long cious energy and pounding beats. Piotrowski '93, Stugart, and Herb Thompson '91 and music by string of rope joining the dancers, thru 5/14 Four dancers (Sarah Janette '92, they expressed the ties they felt to Kitzia Skipsey '93, Stephanie Mantronix. Highlighting the jazz/ Studio Arts African mix of Hip Hop, the eight each other, their past, and their Stugart '93, and Karen Zeltzer present and that they weren't sure '90) joyously twisted their bodies dancers gave adynamic presenta- Annual studio arts program exhibition. Widener Gallery, tion of the alternate style of dance which direction to take in their AAC. 1 pm - 5 pm daily. FREE!! to the African tempo in celebra- new lives. Whenever they tried to tion of their youth and vigor. that has quickly gained immense popularity. escape either way, they would Also choreographed by Jen- thru May 31 After a short intermission, the unmercifully dragged back to thier Jen Lin, The Tie That Binds fea- present situation. Artists' Books By Women: From Flip Books to Photogra- tured soloist Nicole Sistare '93 in Dance of the Strong and Willing. phy an incredibly moving piece, A choreographed by Claire Hunte In all, the dances were re- '90 showcased seven women in markable and showed the great poem by Li Bai (Tang Dynasty) On view in the Watkinson Library. was read by offstage voices, tell- their struggle to remain strong diversity found within the world ing of a young woman, married at and overcome all weaknesses of dance. The dancers, choreog- forced on them through a male- raphers, and technical staff should thru 4/16 14, whose husband left her when A Portrait of Southern Africa to 1915 she was merely sixteen. Because dominated world. Wearing strik- be commended for an exceptional of her culture, she was unable to ing sheaths of vibrant red, the show that offered not only beauty free herself from the confines of a women (Rachel Ballard '92, Mary for the eyes, but intellect for the On view in the Watkinson Library. defunct marriage and was forced Birkel '93, Cathy Bishop '92, mind. to live the rest of her life grieving Jennifer Donofrio '92, Shonda for her lost love and lost youth. Gibson '93, Hunte, and Zeltzer) Sistare was powerful as the young navigated the stage displaying Come See the Trinitones in Their Last Concert of the Year woman who tries to break loose divisions of upfront vitality and from her restrictions, but in the oppression. end finds herself completely To the melody of the Euryth- mum enwrapped within the binds of her mics "In the City," seven dancers culture. furtherexploredrelations between The third piece, Paces of Isa- males and females to Mask, cho- dora, evolved from the class titled reographed by Karen Zeltzer. Intermediate Theory and Styles Three males (James, Paul Ken- Wednesday, May 9th of Modem Dance during arvinten- ,jiedy.'9O, ancJGreg St.Clajr '90): Koeppel Center 7 PM sive study of the late Isadora displayed their brute power by Duncan. Each student was re- molding the three females (Jan- Reception to Follow quired to use apicture from Greek ette, Skipsey, and Stugart) into mythology and work with any their idea of a subservient woman. movement that was initiated by Centerstage,Zeltzerexpressedthe that pose. Each of the four danc-^ agony of this violation as she tried ers (Karen Belevitz'92, Hen Hill- to break from the mask that had man '92, Lynn Hinkel '92, and been imposed on her by the males. Reverse Angle Claire Hunte '90) composed their As the men watched, the women solo using a different time period performed as automatons, yet of Duncan's life, from her light when the men turned their backs, by Michael J. D'Amato carefree stages on to her morbid the women freely declared their individuality. Unfortunately, the Sidney Lumethas written and directed a tough, smart, and challenging cop movie in Q and A, You'l depression near the end of her life need six bucks to see it at The Showcase and maybe another ten to rent the noirs and cop films it works- after her two children had died. end of the piece shows the situ- ation as unchanging. Rather than from, especially Touch of Evil and.Serpico. Q and A joins the ranks of these classics that deal with police Accompanied by pianist Jim corruption by virtue of its gritty street language that always rings true and an ability to capture the way Penndorf, the four presented the have the main woman, Zeltzer, overcome her male dictators, she ethnic, racial, and gender tensions (read: tribal warfare) operate in the Big Apple. Nick Nolte plays the * life of Isadora Duncan in all its Vietnam Vet turned bad cop. Bad, however, might be the wrong term to ascribe to him. Yes in the opening sad and expressive beauty. succumbs to them. Perhaps this was the artist's choice to define scene he lures a Puerto Rican gangster out of a bar to blow his. brains out before even reading the victim Elegy, also presented at the life as it truly is, rather than what his Miranda rights and yes he will perform a series of homoerotic strangulation killings on transvestites Dance Company concert, featured it could hopefully become. throughout the movie, but the film is after all about the blurring of and inability to distinguish between right music by Siouxsie & the Ban- and wrong. For, if we are supposed to sympathize with those of streets, "the robbers" as victims of society, shees and New Order. Choreo- The final piece. Generations then should not the same type of understanding be afforded "the coppers" as well? Of course lam graphed by Kelly James '91 and Past, told the story of the Chinese exaggerating. Yet this movie is very hard hitting. It thrusts us into an amoral limbo that is difficult for us danced by James and Zeltzer, the immigrants. Choreographed by and the protagonist, Aloysius (Timothy Hutton) to escape from with intact ideals. Lumet, in a very restrained and understated manner, makes references to Humphery Bogart, gangster, Scrib Sez: Sit or Spin noir, and police films in this story of cops touched by evil. The protagonist is a cop turned state's attorney; he is not new to the game but his world view has not rigidified — he'is by no means a hard-boiled, cynical or depleted cop. We are introduced to him like we would be introduced to Humphery Bogart: it is late at by Bill Schreiber night, a murder has just taken place, the phone rings, he answers it from bed. At this stage of the game, Aloysius, in reaction to the sterotypes surrounding Irish cops and alcohol, does not smoke or drink. By the end of the film he will drink Dewars and smoke Marlboro Reds. Bad Brains, the youth are getting restless, Caroline Records Sydney Lumet's screenplay holds together disturbingly well. A veteran cop, Nick Nolte, is an ex- marine who takes the law into his own hands. He is the last of the great Irish cops He also happens to be The latest from the hardest and the best, the Bad Brains, is a live a psychopath. For those of you who have seen Orson Welles in Touch of Evil, think of Nolte as a baroque recording from a 1987 Amsterdam show on the "I against I" tour. (wide-angle distortion) of Hank Quinlan. Nolte operates from the premises that New York is a jungle, There are 17 songs on the record, about half "I against I" material, and everyone he deals with is trash, and that no one —not his bosses who wheel and deal politically, not his half classic Bad Brains jams such as "Rock for Light," "Pay to Cum," colleagues who are on the take, and certainly not the outlaws—has the right to iudee negatively his willful and "Banned in D.C." The sound on this live recording is straight-on, and vigilante-like code. as the harsh Dr. Know riffs and the deep, pumpin' bass that rock this The protagonist, Aloysius, is brought in to investigate (Question and Answer) the shooting involving rastafarian quad beyond any previous conception of rock 'n roll ring Nolte that took place at the start of the film. Another Irish cop, head of the homocide department (and also true. As well, HR's (standing for Human Rights) throat ferociously in his own way a homicidal maniac), Quinn (Patrick O'Neal) has called him in He reminds Aloysius of roars, jumping off from the recording and right into your room. He his father, who was one of the last of the great, hardhitting Irish cops. Quinn would like to groom Aloysus continues to prove himself one of the al 1-powerful, full range hard rock into his father s image. We find out later in the film that the father in his prime was in his own small way singers ever. Actually, the essence of the Brains experience is the corrupt, taking payoffs for a couple hundred a week. Sidney Lumet ingeniously links the breakdown of raging live energy of their shows and the youth are getting restless traditional law and order with the psychological and moral breakdown of the father figures in Timothy reeks of that stage power. ; • Hutton's life. : • •. & The Bad Brains, after throttling the D.C, hardcore scene in the _ Lumet does not spare any racial, gender, or sexual feelings with the acidic street talk he writes for his early eighties have since released five albums and several EPs. Bad characters, byeryone m thefflm, according to liberal standards, is guilty of some form of bigotry. Lumet's Brains was released in' 82, RockforLight in '83, the amazing 1 against brilliance resides in his ability to juggle and mix up the hatred in the right doses so that no group is left I in '86, and last summer, after a temporary disbanding (look for HR's unol tended. Lumet used the book written by Edwin Torres, who is a justice of the New York Stale Supreme solo albums) they released Quickness. The pure drive of explosive HnK™ t* lh"omiPtion *at !>reeds in today's richly pluralistic New York. The film serves as a rock, found in the past releases is also very evident in this latest product clarifying glimpse at the cess pools ot corruption, greed, and racism that clog the mean streets of the City. and provides a great taste of the writing range of Bad Brains. If you arc One final comment. The acting in the film is incredible. Nolte steals the show with his intimidating new to this stuff, I recommend tapping into the Brains and discovering ™™T,S Ht ^ ' M C3St IS als° remarkable. Armand Assante plays his role as a Puerto Rican the heavy duty mix of Rastafarian background and hardcore burning. gangster with charisma and International Chrysis is great as the female impersonator. The Trinity Tripod • May 8,1990 • Page 11 Arts Ukranian Choir Dibrova Commemorates Choraobyl -By Nicole Moretti- had eight Ukrainian folk songs, Arts Editor such as "Zhuravel" (The Crane) and "Zhyvy, Ukraino" (Live on, Ukraine!). On Sunday, April 29, the Choir Dibrova presented a-bene- Coincidentally, the concert fit concert, "Songs of the Earth," took place three days after the for The Children of Chornobyl fourth anniversary of the Chor- relief fund. Singing Ukranian folk nobyl disaster. On April 26,1986 and sacred music in the completely at 1:23 a.m., the single most de- filled Trinity Chapel, the 40 structive accident in history oc- curred — the meltdown of the member nationally recognized nuclearpowerplant in Chornobyl, Hartford-based choir, conducted Ukraine. News'of the disaster by Alex Kuzma, gained over was suppressed for nearly two $3000 by admission tickets and weeks. Only when confronted by private donations. All monies are irrefutable evidence did officials directed towards the fund and will admit that one of the plant's reac- be used for medical goods to help tors had exploded, releasing a the victims of the Chornobyl dis- radioactive cloud that spread Members of the Ukrainian Choir Dibrova aster. across the country and over Eu- The Ukrainian Choir rope. The decision to evacuate available to date." Although the food supply has been contami- diagnostic equipment are sorely Dibrova, celebrating its 40th the residents of the town of Chor- public has long since turned its nated; toxemia of pregnancy, needed. To date, there has been anniversary, has always been nobyl was not made until six days collective eye to other events, the premature and still births are no provision of radiation moni- active in the community. One of after the incident, by which time consequences of Chornobyl are occurring at a disproportionately toring equipment anywhere in the its main onjectives was to pro- radiation levels had risen to 100 still in effect. Radiation, still high rate of incidence; an alarm- region. pogate the Ukrainian cultural times safe levels. exceeding safe limits, continues ing increase in birth defects has As the program stated, "Ra- heritage through song. The first to cause suffering in Chornobyl been noted; genetic mutations are diation knows no political or geo- As the concert program in- andthesurroundingarea, Ukraine, being observed in plants and ani-. graphic boundaries. Arid unfor- part of the program consisted of sert stated,"The Chornobyl acci- Ukrainian sacred music, such as the "breadbasket of Europe." mals and experts predict that the tunately, we have yet to learn of dent held the attention of the Some of the facts concerning horrible effects of the accident the full extent of long term human "Xristos Aneste", an ancient American public as we learned of Easter hymn that hearkens back the consequences of the disaster will continue to plague the area suffering and environmental the contamination of vast areas of are: over two million Ukrainian, for many years to come. damage that it can cause. The full to the Greek roots of Ukrainian Europe, the evacuation of the im- Christianity, and "Pod Tvoyu Russian, Byelorussian and Jew- Added to the tragedy is the effect of this disaster on Ukraine mediate Chornobyl region (now ish children are now sufferinf from as well as many neighboring My lost", a song of reverence to known as the "forbidden zone"), chronic lack of medical supplies the Mother of God. Part II con- leukemia, sarcoma, thyroid can- to help the local populace cope countries is yet to be realized. and the death of untold numbers cers and other related conditions Please help us provide the desper- sisted of three traditional Songs of its residents. Due to the Soviet with their tragedy. Everything of the Children, sung by the Chil- of radiation poisoning; malnutri- from simple bandages, antibiot- ately needed assistance to Chor- government cover-up, no reliable tion is rampant because the local nobyl." drens' Ensemble. The third part statistics on the loss of life are ics, and vitamins to sophisticated Liz !n Russ Mozart Makes Himself Heard By Liz Healy and Russ Kauff Trinity Students Celebrate 204th I! Miami Blues Anniversary of "Le nozze di Figaro Last Tuesday, music lovers has been called a "cultural coup" an aggressive yet highly literate ' Russ and students at Trintity partici- Asst. Prof, of Music John project which could render the Sometimes when I go to the movies, I fall into that common trap pated in "Guerilla Mozart," a Platoff approached WRTC pro- entire student body a captive - mid-movie I look at myself and think 'What am I feeling? How am celebration of the 204th anniver- motions director Timothy audience." I reacting to this film?'. Usually when this happens, it's an indication sary of the.premeire of Mozart's Frumkes '92 with the idea for the When asked about the politi- that the filmjust isn't'doing anythingforme'.M/affl/fi/H«startedout "Lenozze di Figaro." At exactly stunt. Platoffintendedforittobe cal nature of the event, Frumkes this way. However, much to my surprise and delight, this reaction 8 p.m., WRTC-FM interrupted a special treat for his Music 164 cited an Op-Ed piece in the New didn't last too long. This movie, after a slow start becomes a reasona- usual Alien Rock programming class who studied the opera in York Times which questioned a bly wacky adventure. to broadcast approximately 90 great detail during the semester. federal government decision to Alec Baldwin stars as an ex-con and absolute lunatic trying to minutes of the comic opera. Frumkes was immediately at- allocate extensive funds for the construct a 'normal life' to come home to after a long day of pilfering Simultaneously, nearly one tracted on several levels. "Per- broadcast of a particualr Wagner a particular homicide sergeant's gun, badge, and even false teeth. hundred Trinity students tuned haps our greatest goal in 1990 has opera on public TV and radio. Unfortunately, Baldwin picked the wrong, cranky old sergeant, played into the Hartford radio station and been to augment WRTC's role Expressed in the opera are themes within the Trinity community," by Fred Ward. If this all seenwconfusing to you, think of what itseems aimed their stereo speakers out- of rape, incest, sodomy, sedition side dorm windows all over cam- saidFrumkes. "'GuerillaMozart' and bacchanalian trances. like to the former prostitute turned homemaker and absolute idiot that pus, taking over the air waves of was a great opportunity to work Frumkes further commented, Baldwin chooses to play the caring wife in his fantasy. She's an the school' s physical plant in what with an academic department on "WRTChas a longstanding tradi- absolute darling, innocent as can be, but she sets the women's move- tion of serving its listeners with ment back about two hundred years, Jennifer Jason Leigh is excellent great alternative programming. in her astounding foolishness. 'Le nozze di Figaro' was nearly Thanks to these three and a plot that gets progressively zany, censored in 1786, in part due to its Miami Blues does eventually get going and wrap up the audience. This Rosencrantz and seditious nature." "Guerilla is a good fun movie, but nothing stellar. See it if you're going out of Mozart" is a thankful reminder of your skull during exams - otherwise, wait until it's presented on your the opera's. successful premeire, next flight. Guildenstern Are despite pressures levied againstit at the time. Liz Dead Response to "Guerilla ; Yes Russ, the movie has its fun and wacky moments, yet Mozart" was predominantly posi- moviegoers should be warned that it is more accurately a thriller a play wriiten by Tom Stoppard tive. Students were sighted near about a psychotic criminal. This film has two instances of the most south campus with boom boxes graphic violence I have ever seen, yet under directpr-screen writer Directed and Produced by Bobby Daly '89 and visiting Trinity alumni were overheard saying, "This is so George Armitage's touch, we do not dismiss them as pure slash- cool!" WRTC received numer- trash-shock tactics. Miami Blues explodes with a stylistic frenzy. It Wednesday, May 9th ous favorable phone calls during is jumpy, energetic and has sparks of brilliance, even though the 8 P.M. the broadcast. While many stu- plot is unfortunately half-baked. Armitage uses hand-held camera dents were confused and irate, throughout the film, and this nicely mimics Alec Baldwin's shaky, Goodwin Theater Mather staff confirmed only six insane character. The atmosphere is sleazy, and this becomes a related noise complaints. perfect setting for what I see as the "Alec Baldwin Show." This is Starring: Chris Carbone '91, Jason Slavick '93 and During "Guerilla Mozart," truly his tour de force. We can see what a great time he must have John Socas'93 • journalist Nat Hentoff addressed had playing this part, literally going crazy with it. a sparse audience in the acousti- So, the style is intriguing, and the acting is good. What frustrates Don't miss this production described as a cally isolated Mather Campus me about Miami Blues is that it could have been so much better. If the "multi-media experience " Center about free expression on script were more polished, it could have remedied the pace of the first college campuses. Mr. Hentoff half of the movie and cleared up many of the loose connections could not be reached later for between characters and situations. As it is, Miami Blues is an One Show Only!! comment. interesting movie, yet I think the director got a bit too caught up in his Courtesy of Media Relations Dept. self-conscious style and forgot to check on the story. mi IMll B-SJH H H m >>l II i Page 12 • The Trinity Tripod • May 8,1990 College Life As Graduation Nears, Seniors Fear the Future four years of college find employ- A graduate with an the garbage work," Pack says. to write for the Charlotte Observer, but for now, "I want to do some- -By Billy Berkenbile- ment. accounting, communications or "That would be something I would teaching degree can expect be- not necessarily look forward to." thing like the Peace Corps and get Special to the Tripod And most graduating seniors are looking forward to being tween $18,000 and $26,000 an- Portland State marketing the adventure out of my system." It's thattimeof year whensights employed and on their own — nually to start. major Debbie Olson says, "I want But whether students are and sounds on college campuses with their own apartments and But there's more to gradu- to findajobthat'ssuitable forme. looking for a job or not; they say include caps and gowns, diplo- income. ation jitters than worrying about I don't want to be stuck with a job they'll miss the comfort that four mas, "Pomp and Circumstance" "You can't have any less being able to locate a good-pay- that I'm not happy with, that'snot years in one place has given them. and "Oh my God, I have to find a money than when you're a col- ing job. satisfying." "You're whole support sys- job." lege student," says Kris Wells, a University of Kentucky fi- No matter what the prospects, tem will be gone," says Folsom. Finding suitable employment Southern Methodist University nance major Brian Pack says, though, all of the soon-to-be- "I think that losing friends will be seems to be the biggest concern electrical engineering senior. "Going into the workforce will graduates are optimistic and en- harderto deal than the other stuff." for the more than one million "And engineering firms usually definitely be challenging. It's thusiastic. The world outside the But, students know when it's students that will graduate from pay their employees decent sala- scary. It's kinda like getting on a campus gates may be unfamiliar, time to leave the security of school. U.S. colleges and universities this ries to start." rollercoaster. You're excited un- but "I'll do okay," they say. "You've been planning your spring, In fact, according to the Col- til you get to the top of the hill, Not all students are moving future for 21 years," says Pack. "Not being able to find a job lege Placement Council in Beth- then it's 'Oh no.'" into first jobs after graduation. "Now you finally get to apply definitely causes anxiety," says lehem, Penn., graduates with Welcome to the second big- Stephanie Folsom, an English what you've learned." Amy Burkett, a broadcasting engineering degrees are offered gest fear of the new college gradu- major at East Carolina University ©Copyright 1990, USATODAY/ major who will graduate from higher beginning salaries — over ate: Will I like my first job? in Apple College Information Network Bowling Green State University $35,000 a year — than under- "I've heard horror stories Greenville, N.C., eventually hopes in Bowling Green, Ohio on May graduates with any other degree. about jobs where they give you 5. "I've got two more interviews this week, but it's coming down the wire." Barbara Bush Questioned as Role Model for Women Terry Glen, director of the By questioning why Bush left very different." N.Y. "And she said Dad wasn't University Placement Center at -ByBillNichols- Smith College to marry—toearn But while no one here — too happy, either." the University of Kansas in Law- USA Today "a Mrs. instead of B.A." as col- including petitioners — wants to —"All right, listen up, this is rence, says that, indeed, some umnist Ellen Goodman put it — slight the first lady, they are de- your grandmother speaking," graduates may have problems WELLESLEY, Mass.—In a the students touched something lighted the incident has sparked alumna Rachel Carr White (1942) reeling in that first job. spring of discord, the women of larger. such heated discussion of bigger wrote the weekly Wellesley News. "It's easier to find employ- Wellesley College have been Said Wellesley Dean Dale issues. The conversation contin- Quoting Oliver Cromwell, she ment in some areas,"he says. "For called some ugly names, just for Rogers Marshall: "Both men and ues: said, "Yes, you are women of the tech grads, it's an easier job mar- objecting to the commencement women are wondering: 'What is — Rep. Pat Schroeder, D- '90s, but, T beg of you, think it ket than for the broader-based speaker. success?'" Colo.: "I have nothing but respect possible that you might be mis- majors. But then, the broad-based Last month, about 150 stu- The first lady is not com- for Barbara Bush.... Beinga wife taken.'" majors, like liberal arts, English dents at the prestigious women's menting; all spokesman Jay Suhan and mother is not a protestable A report by the Women's and philosophy aren't really ca- college signed a petition protest- would say was, "She looks for- offense. After all, if it weren't for Research and Education Institute reer-specific." ing the choice of Barbara Bush ward to going there." mothers, there would be no stu- shows the average woman col- For many students, though, because "Wellesley teaches us that White House Press Secretary dents at Wellesley." lege graduate still makes less than getting that diploma can offsetthe we will be rewarded on the basis MarlinFitzwaterdefendedthefirst — Patricia Ireland of the the average male high school nail-biting-job hunt period. It's of our own merit, not that of a lady as "one of the most extraor- National Organization for graduate — $255544;V, $27,293^ • such a relief, they say, just to be spouse." dinarily independent and influen- Women: "The Where mariy more women out of school. College officials firmly stood tial women of our time." post-feminist question is supposed have entered the work force — "The best thing will be not by the first lady, and all at Welle- Writer Alice Walker was the to be, 'Can women have it all?' about 55 percent compared to 34 having finals—I'm in the middle sley thought the matter closed. seniors' first choice for com- We think it's more, 'Why do percent in 1950—they still have of them now," says Andrea Instead, the Wellesley 150 started mencement speaker, but she was women have to do it all? Many of difficulty commanding equal re- Palaisa, a Pittburgh University a wildfire. unavailable; Bush was the second these women are going to be spect or pay. history major. "But I'm not look- The petition ignited a pas- choice. expected to have a job.... and do There also is the issue of fit- ing forward to job rejections." sionate debate about role models "I think she's a remarkable what Barbara Bush has done on ting family into the equation. A Graduates may get rejected, and choices as the feminist move- woman who's experienced a lot," top of it." Roper Organization poll recently but the U.S. Department of Labor ment pushes 30 and examines said senior class President Julia — "My mom was kind of found six out of 10 women feel reports that almost 89 percent of where it's going and what it's Porter. "She grew up two genera- embarrassed," saidThereseMaier, juggling work and family has people aged 20-24 with at least wrought. tions before us, when things were 19, a freshman from Rochester, brought them under considerable stress, and they feel guilty about spending time at work and away McDonald's "evolves" to Stay In Step With Society • from home. "For women who are look- sumers believing it's a good time packets or a salad and low-fat yearly. At H.U., students play ing for careers and independence, -By Marth T. Moore- for the great taste. milk. "McDonald' s Trivial Pursuit" and there has to be a certain edge of USAToday Consumers worried about McDonald's did $17 billion compete to put together a resentment about people in the nutrition. So McDonald's put no- in sales last year. More than 75 milkshake machine in less than world with enough money to do OAK BROOK, 111.—The fat muffins and 2 percent fat milk percent of McDonald's 11,200 20 minutes — blindfolded. Win- this job of wife and mother," Ire- next time you drive by the Golden on the menu. When its high pro- restaurants worldwide are fran- ners get prizes of McDonald's land said. "It raises an awful lot of Arches on your way to the recy- file earned it ablistering advertis- chises; McDonald's Corp. itself stock, which, had you purchased emotion-laden issues." cling center, ask yourself how ing attack from anti-fat activist reported 1989 revenue of $6.1 itin 1980for$43.50ashare, would Precisely the kind of issues, much longer McDonald's can Phil Sokolof, McDonald's an- billion and net income of $727 have split five times and be worth in fact, that administrators like to keep selling high-sodium, high- nounced the introduction of fro- million, up 12.5 percent from $345 today. hear students grappling with at cholesterol fried foods in envi- zen yogurt and other low-cal treats 1988. Executives like to say 120-year-old Wellesley. and said tests to eliminate beef ronmentally dangerous contain- Still having trouble envision- McDonald's is evolutionary, not Students are encouraged to ers. tallow from its french fries al- ing that cosy candlelit dinner? revolutionary — even at the top. ready were underway. challenge everything — even if After all, consumers are aban- "Remember, 10 years ago break- Heads turned when McDonald's they risk being called tartlets or doning red meat. They're terri- Consumers clamored about fast wasn't thought of at appointed Quinlan chairman at spoiled little rich girls with rattles, fied of fat. They're worried about the environment. So the company McDonald'seither," says analyst the age of 46. Ed Rensi just turned just two of the more colorful de- plastic clogging landfills. Surely set up a 450-store program to Andrew Geller of PNC Financial 45. But both have spent more than scriptions from letter writers or it's a matter of time before they recycle its trash, with plans to Corp. in Philadelphia. 25 years with McDonald's. young men at nearby Massachu- send McDonald's the way of expand nationally; spent $6 mil- Don't think McDonald's "We talk about Ray, as do the setts Institute of Technology. leaded gas and casual sex. lion on recycled paper products; jumps to consumers' whims. It's franchisees, as if Ray is still alive. and, on Tuesday, vowed to buy "There are people here who Forget it. Save your breath to been testing pizza for seven years. Because he is McDonald's," says think that part of education is to cool your hot apple pie. $ 100 million of recycled building It let other fast-food chains ex- Rensi. And McDonald's "is part material annually. raise the issues of roles of men McDonald's this month periment, and largely fail, with of our soul as individuals. It'spart and women," Marshall said. "We embarked on its third generation The formula, as McDonald's salad bars before it introduced of our being." think it's valuable." of leadership under new Chair- executives will tell you is per- packaged salads in 1987 and suc- ©Copyright 1990, USA TODAY/ ©Copyright 1990, USA TODAY/ man Michael Quinlan, and it's fectly simple: Quality, service, ceeded. And it still trains its Apple College Information Network Apple College Information Network. going, as he says, "to put the pedal cleanliness and value — or employees, from restaurant crews to the metal." Americans may be QSC&V for speed, a quality on up, to do things the way founder nutrition-conscious and environ- highly valued at McDonald's. Ray Kroc said to. mentally sensitive, butthey're still Anything can change, but that Kroc'smemorynotonly lives eating at McDonald's — $17.3 formula. McDonald's can change on at McDonald's, it's enshrined. '91 Barfoeque billion worth of food last year. the menu to draw customers at The Ray Kroc Museum in Oak Critics "keep looking for the dinner with pizza and pasta. It can Brook includes his office pre- Tie Dyeing T-Sfairts thing that'sgoing to make us come change the decor, adding checked served behind glass. An interac- apart," says Ed Rensi, president tablecloths, candles and low lights tive video, "Talk With Ray," is ofMcDonald'sUSA.Butit'shard to create "evening ambience." But the highlight of McDonald's train- Look for the Advertisments to find a chink in McDonald's as long as McDonald's delivers ing sessions at Hamburger Uni- armor. It always seems to know on convenience and predictabil- versity, which trains 3,500 res- the right thing to do to keep con- ity, it doesn't matter whether it taurant managers and franchisees around Mather This Week serves fries with extra ketchup The Trinity Tripod • May 8,1990 • Page 13 Sports Men's Crews Prepared for Dad Vail Regatta -By Scott Mattoon- Bantams held a six-seat lead with Special to the Tripod a margin of about 1.5 seconds in a time of 6:02. The Varsity Light- The Varsity Lightweight and weights are: co-captains Gunner Heavyweight men ventured to the Furgueson '90 and Scott Mattoon hillsofNorthwestConnecticutthis '91, John Ulrich '90, Scott Gerien '90, Ed Berkowitz '91, Lorenzo past weekend to compete with i:; Williams College, University of Blum'91, Scott Haddad'90, and -"——-3-^—^" =ttf::.l~-2JSfc.v --*«•,:•?""•-«* ~^'!^---^.'^tIl-»'^~'."._.,.»».',:..=~?-5'' Rochester, Ithaca and Marist Eric Ferris '91. Colleges on Lake Waramaug. The Heavyweights squared Inclement weather plagued the off with Williams and Ithaca in early morninghours, butgave way the next race. The competition to calmer conditions as the day proved to be between Williams progressed. and the Bants as Ithaca fell behind Many spectators were on hand early. Williams and Trinity to witness very competitive rac- bobbed bows for the majority of ing in both events. The Varsity the race, with the crews vying for Lights faced crews from Marist, the lead with each stroke through Ithaca, and Rochester, the latter the middle 1,000 meters. of which proved to be the closest The Williams crew, aware of competition for the Bantam Oars. the Bantam Heavies' powerful The first half of the race saw surge in the second half of the rough waters, not unusual for race with Georgetown two weeks ago, a crew that handed Williams Waramaug, as Ithaca, Rochester, . „ . -Photo by Scott Mattoon and Trinity maintained even dis- a decidedly worse defeat than it did to Trinity, was "scared" into tances through the first 500 me- for "small college" rowing, al- season and feel confident about ters. Marist fell far behind very a rapid 38 strokes per minute for (IDP), and Eric Hammerstrom the upcoming weekend as they the last half of the race. '90. though most of the competition early in the race. hail from institutions with con- look to justify nine months of As the crews approached the Unfortunately for the Bants, The Bantam Oars, upon com- hard work and sacrifice and con- pleting their regular season, now siderably larger student bodies. 1,000-meter mark, calmer waters Williams' extended sprint gave The Lights andHeavieshave made tinue to uphold the tradition of them an early lead for the final look forward to the Dad Vail rowing at Trinity by slaying the allowed Trinity to begin its march, Regatta National Championships solid progress throughout the moving decisively ahead of Ith- 500 meters of the race and built giants. aca and inching slowly ahead of upon it, crossing the finish about Rochester. 3.5 seconds ahead of the Bants, At the 1,500-meter mark, who crossed in a time of 5:58.5, Women's Rugby Ends Fine Season The margin of victory, however, Trinity increased its lead over bers of the women's team in Ithaca to a comfortable margin of did not accurately reflect the -By Alexa Richman- Hartford, helped to build each institute a fall season next year. open water as the real battle with competitiveness of the entire race. Circulation Manager player's understanding and mas- This would allow Trinity to have Rochester continued with a slight The Varsity Heavies are: captain tery of the game. Each practice as much practice and game time Ed Kupa '90, Mike Irwin '91, The women's rugby team showed marked improvement in as their opponents and help to put two-seat lead for the Bants. The them on equal footing. sprinting skills of the Bantam Dylan Remley '91, Cliff Swartz began practicing on the tennis the team's play. Because spring '92, Drummond Boord '92, Scott courts in the snow back in March. break was so late this year there The tri-captians, Kelly Lights were tested in the final 500 With a roster of close to fifty Lynch, AlexaRichmanandTonya meters of the race. At the end, the Brown '92, David Woodhouse were li mited game days available. women, the determination of the Therefore, the team did not get Rousmaniere, three of the sen- players to learn the game shone . the game experience necessary,to iors, ended their Trinity rugby through as balls were passed from' overcome the tough opponents careers on Saturday with a loss to Women's Crew frozen hand to frozen hand. With they faced. This did not detract Wellesley. Although they were Continued from page 16 a record of 0-3, the team began to disappointed with the defeat, they held the lead while Ithaca tried to from the enthusiasm and fun that win the race, bow to stern over the bui Id a strong base for next year's was evident in the team's charac- were encouraged to see how far make a move. Trinity held off season. Trinity is at a disadvan- the team had progressed over the Purple Cows. Ithaca finished both boats and won the race deci- ter. third, Marist fourth, and Union tage .because the majority of op- course of the season. Seniors sively, with open water on the posing teams also play in the fall. With only five seniors gradu- Laura Bailey and Brooke Ray- fifth. The varsity boat consists of second place Ithaca boat and the ating, the team should be in a very seniorco-captains Carolyn Voelk- Thus with only a small core of mond also played their last Trin- third place Williams boat. Rower returning players the team was strong position next year. There ity game. Even with the loss of ening, Mary Conley, senior cox- Maya Cameron said the race "felt is a lot of commitment and deter- swain Rita Danao, juniors Marga- basically starting from scratch, the seniors, the team will be back like our strongest, most solid race mination which can be seen by the better and stronger next year. ret Lowance, Christine Smith, The coaching of Pat Charon fact that there is a strong desire to this year." The junior varsity boat and Charlene Fenton, both mem- Allison Wielobob, and sopho- is rowed by senior Paige Bau- mores Amy Loughlin, Kim Lester, mann, juniors Hilary Deckoff and and Heather Smith. Congratula- Maya Cameron, sophomores Women's Lax Beats Springfield tions varsity women for your un- Phoebe Yager, Amy Straley, defeated regular season and good Maura Gedid, Rachel Zoob, period ended. year, as well Wisbach and Criss- luck at the Dad Vail! Courtney Disston, and freshman -By Cara Cahalan- Moving into the second half man. Trinity's junior varsity coxswain Serena Lau. Congratu- Sports Writer Trinity began to let up, as Spring- The Bantams did not recieve women's boat has had just as atournamentberthintheECAC's, lations to the junior varsity on a The Women' s Lacrosse team field Outscored the Bantams 7-4. exciting a season as the varsity great season and good luck at the Defensively senior captain Heidi which were played this past week- women. Theirseason opened with played its final game last inon- end. Three of the teams in ECAC' s Dad Vail! day, against Springfield College, Wisbach had one of her best a bang during spring break train- Trinity's novice women also games, Wisbach played fero- narrowly beat Trinity in regular ing in. Georgia, where they won a winning 13-9 and completing a 4- season action and all of the games had a solid race last Saturday, 4 season. The game had been ciously coming up with 12 ground gold medals in the junior varsity racing boats from Ithaca, Wil- balls and keeping the defense were winnable. Trinity coach division at the 1990 Augusta Invi- postponed due to inclement Robin Sheppard claims that "Trin- liams, and Union. By 500 meters weather earlier in the season, but together, Ferrucci came back into tational Regatta. The junior var- down, Ithaca was out in front, the game (after giving freshman ity could have defeated Williams, sity had a tough race the next the outcome proved to be worth Betsy Wiedenmayer a little var- Tufts, and Bates during the regu- Trinity and Williams were bat- the wait. week, losing to Mr. Holyoke, but tling it out for second, and Union sity time), to come up with a big lar season and have the potential have won every regular season At the end of the first half free-position save. Other pivotal to do so next year, What makes a was mired in fourth. Trinity's Trinity was up 9-2 and the future great team is the ability toi win race since, crossing the finish line battle with Williams continued defensive players were Fran ahead of boats from Coast Guard, looked bright, Grace Cragin and Schwartz (10 GBP) and senior those close games," down the course, seat-for-seat. Margot Ring both notched ha- UMass, U.R.I., Georgetown, Williams went into their sprint Sarah Crissman with 2 points. Trinity will return 17 players Connecticut College, Wesleyan, tricks, while Sarah Getchell and from this years squad and can be early, but Trinity held them off to Robin Cook combined for an Senior attackwomen Kelly Williams, and Ithaca. finish second behind Ithaca and Nash and Tris Vaughn contrib- competitve next season. Best of This past week, Trinity's additional three. Sophomore luck to seniors Crissman, Nash, coming across the finish line ahead goalkeeper, Sarah Ferrucci, accu- uted extensively to the team all junior varsity women were down of Williams and Union. It was a and will be missed next Vaughn, and Wisbach! to Williams off the starting line season _. Murray Honored with Pulitzer ; Crew Team! By 1000 meters down, Trinity Continued from page 16 Louvre.On "the Triple Crown: "If •Woody Hayes team on a pass is to life through remarkable, you're going to win just one race, anaolgies and metaphors. like losing a spelling bee to an make it the Derby. If you're going Snack on Danger? Here are some vintage Mur- immigrant." to win two, you better win the On former Washington Re- Dine on Death? rayisms: third, too, or you get to be forgot- dskin Dexter Manley: "Spending ten." •" •'' "I always thought Wayne 16 years in or around classrooms Is adventure part of your game? Gretzky came with the Stanley Downey displayed the aw.e Then come to the Cave this Cup attached. He took a bath in it and coming out unable to read or Murray can inspire in readers in the off-season. Used it as a write is like spending your life in when he wrote, "the guy has to be Thursday May 10, at 7 tj.m., flower pot on the back a cornfield—and starving to cheating somehow." No matter porch....You look at Gretzky'S death." what his topic is, every column and join the genral interest meeting for numbers and you think there must On Nolan Ryan's arm: "It is Murray writes is a treat. Each is a nextyears Varsity Cross-Country team. be two of him." arfAmericah heirloom, a \vork of clinic in the art of painting pic- art. Ryan should go to the Hall of tures with words. "Losing the Rose Bowl to a Fame; The:arm shoul go to the Page 14 • The Trinity Tripod • May 8, 1990 Sports Men's Ruggers Finish at 9-2 BOX SEATS ior Dave Landa. side was somewhat anti-climac- -By Russell Kauff- The second match played that tic after a trophied weekend. All Sports Writer afternoon, the final, proved to be the same, Trinity rose to the occa- By Patrick Keane a very different story. Against sion and humbled the Cardinals. This past week, the Trinity Holy Cross, the Bants were In a match that was not, admit- For the American sports fan it is safe to say that a Charles Barkley Men's Rugby Club finished what pushed to play what was certainly tedly, up to par with the caliber of right-hand cross to the face of Bill Laimbeer is just as pretty as a was probably the best season in the best rugby of their careers in rugby they had been playing in Michael Jordan reverse-jam in traffic. I'm not sure if this reflects a their history in grand style. The order to win. Down the entire first the weeks prior, the Bants still certain degree of barbarism in the American psyche, but the thought week began with the Bantams half and into the second, Trinity defeated Wesleyan 29.-4. Of par- of millionaires beating the puss out of each other seems to excite even taking home the first place trophy sealed victory only in the last ten ticularnote were the performances the most mild fan. at the annual Fairfield University minutes of play. With about fif- of backs Rupert Patrick '91, and Charles Barkley's pugging of Laimbeer two weeks ago is defi- tournament and ended with the teen to go, Holy Cross led 12-7. A seniors Andy Canavan and Mike nitely in my all-time top ten of non-boxing altercations. For all of you destruction of Wesleyan. try and conversion put Trinity Cavanagh, with Cav reaching who missed the action, with about fifteen seconds remaining in the The Fairfield tournament ahead 13-12 only tenuously. A double digits putting eleven points Sixers' contest with the Pistons, Mahorn dunked to put an exclama- played on Saturday, April 28, final daring try by Mowbray on the board. Forward stalwarts tion point on the victory. Bill "the Human Oak-Tree" Laimbeer was included the clubs from Iona Jackson out of the pack capped Dave Lowe, Dave Bates and Toby not pleased with Mahorn's post dunk antics, so he threw the ball in big College, Holy Cross, as well as the thriller, and with the conver- Bates - three more seniors the Rick's face. Charles started the fisticuffs with two jabs and put those from Fairfield and Trinity. sion, clinched the 19-12 come- club will sorely miss after gradu- Laimbeer to the floor; then the benches cleared. The melee was Trinity began the long hot day by from-behind victory and the tour- ation - also turned in outstanding eventually controlled by the referees. Barkley provided some excel- running up a score of 32-0 against nament. Bob Cullum finished the individual performances. astrugglinglonateam. The match last weekend of his distinguished lent highlights, as he ran to the bench and grabbed a folding chair TCRFC ends their season a hoping to pummel Laimbeer WWF style, and once even charged a was as lopsided as the score, and collegiate career with two of the only serves to underscore the outstanding performances that his remarkable 9-2 against a strong loquacious fan with the same chair. schedule of clubs, serving notice Two more of my favorite battles were produced courtesy of the technical and physical dominance teammates have come to regard of the Bantams. Particularly im- as standard from such a dominant to New England athletics that the Sixers. The best of which being when Julius Erving clubbed Larry Bantams are a force to be reck- Bird with you guested it, Charles Barkley holding Bird's hands behind pressive was the lightening run- player. n ing turned in by John McCormick oned with on the rugby pitch. Just his back. Another classic yet obscure confrontation occurred a season The following Wednesday wait'till next year! earlier when Sixer point-guard Sedale Threatt dropped Danny Ainge '92, Steve Grimsrud '93 and sen- against a disorganized Wesleyan with a quick jab.—It is probably still in vogue to hate Ainge, but it's only fair to set the record straight and point out that Tree Rollins bit Danny. Hockey has always been a great sport for fights. The best of which Men's Lacrosse Readies for ECACs was about eleven years ago when Bruins Terry O'Reilly and Mike strong chance of playing in the Continued from page 16 in New England going into the Milburry went into the stands to exchange words with some unruly Bowdoin game, hopes to be the ECAC tournament. Cameron fans. This scene, reminiscent of the movie Slapshot, provided some record entering the contest and fifth or sixth seed for the six team pointed to the team's victories classic footage of Milburry bludgeoning a fan with his own shoe. could now likely be an oppo- ECAC playoff draw. The format over Connecticut College and Another excellent hockey fight occurred when Dino Ciccarelli actu- nent for the Bantams when the calls for the top two seeds to re- Amherst as further evidence of ally served jail time for slashing an unfortunate foe. ECAC playoffs commence next ceive byes while the remaining the Bantam's success this sea- These fight are not just restricted to the professional ranks. One Wednesday. Senior captain four teams play to reach the sec- son. Next season Trinity will of my favorite amateur brawls occurred this season when UNLV Doug Cameron commented on ond round. If Trinity makes the look towards the leadership of center Moses Scurry punched the Long Beach State coach. When the minor setback, "It was a cut they will have to travel to a strong sophomore class. The questioned about the incident later Scurry claimed that he did not disappointing loss because we Maine on Wednesday to face ei- defense will once again be know it was the coach because he was wearing a sweater. would have had home field ther Colby or Bowdoin. anchored by goalie John Ro- Some feel that such events only serve to erode sportmanship and advantagetfox the.pla.yoffs. But This was a big seasbri for the tenstreich and defenseman ruin the joy of sport. These people obviously don't remember when we are no longer in the driver's Trinity lacrosse program. It was Matt Woods. The potent of- Kermit Washington dismantled the face of Rudy Tomjonavitch. seat." the first winning season in four fense will be led by attacks The Bantams, ranked fifth years, and the team has a very Ryan Martin and John Francini, High Spirits Liquors

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1980 World Champion Phillies Starting Line-up WOMEN'S CREW C BobBoone LF. Bake McBride Women's varsity: 1. IB. Pete Rose CF. Garry Maddox Trinity 6:47; 2. Williams 2B. Manny Trillo RE Lonnie Smith 6:51; 3. Ithaca; 4. Union; 5. SS. Larry Bowa DH. Garry Luzinski Marist, at Lake 3B. Michael Jack Schmidt Waramaug. All-time Active Leaders MEN'S CREW Through 1989 Season: Men's varsity Home Runs Runs Batted In Stolen Bases heavyweight: l.Dwight Evans 366 1. Dave Winfield 1438 1. Rickey Henderson871 2. Dave Winfield 357 2. Dave Parker 1342 2. Willie Wilson 588 1. Williams 5:55; 2. 3. Dale Murphy 354 3. George Brett 1311 3. Tim Raines 585 Trinity 5:58; 3. Ithaca. 4. Eddie Murray 353 4. Dwight Evans. 1283 4. Vince Coleman 472 Men's varsity 5. CarltonFisk 336 5. Eddie Murray 1278 5.OzzieSmith 432 lightweight: 1. Trinity 6. Andre Dawson 319 6. Bill Buckner 1205 6. Paul Molitor 344 7. Dave Parker 307 7. Carlton Fisk 1166 7. Lonnie Smith 337 6:02: 2. Rochester 6:03.5; 8. Gary Carter 304 8. Gary Carter 1143 8. Steve Sax »333 3. Ithaca; 4. Marist, at 9 Fred Lynn 300 9. Andre Dawson 1131 9. C Washington 308 Lake Waramaug. 10. lack Clark 282 10. Robin Yount 1124 10. Brett Butler 307

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watched and waited, the women Williams came close again in -By Margaret Golden- the fifth, but came up short. With Sports Writer of Williams downed the team from Smith College to move into the the bases loaded and two outs, championship game. Ennis's heads-up glovework NIAC Champs! The Trinity The final would be a rematch forced the runner out at second. Women's Softball Team domi- of the previous week's double- Thus, the one run lead was pre- nated the NIAC championship on header in which Trinity swept the served for another inning. Sunday with a sweep of Bates Lady Ephs. Williams was out for With Williams hanging College and Williams College. the blood of the defending NIAC tough, Trinity attempted to clinch ,,^ .—-« - - , Freshman Julie Roy completed champs. victory. In the home half of the ! r#J an undefeated season of 14-0 with Trinity started the game with fifth, Leonard reached base with a the Lady Bants ending their sea- typically strong defense, putting single. She then moved to second son 15-0. away their opponents with three on a passed ball, putting her in The opening game of the quick outs in the first inning. In the scoring position for Lisa Banks tourney matched top-seeded Trin- bottom of the first, Trinity's of- '90 to take action. Banks came ity against fourth-seeded Bates. fense matched its superb defense. through with a clutch hit, pushing Trinity would be forced to play First batter Karen Gelormino '90 Leonard across the plate and in- despite the absence of senior start- initiated the attack with a single. creasing the margin to 2-0. fng centerfielder Robin Silver. The She then hustled to third on a sac- Williams was retired one- game was scoreless until the bot- rifice bunt by Leonard. Kathy two-three in both the sixth and tom of the fourth inning when Ennis '90 then drove in Trinity's seventh innings. The final score Karen Leonard '91 started a rally first run with a single. read: Trinity 2, Williams 0. Trin- with a lead-off double. The Trin- Roy didn' t allow a hit for three ity had succeeded in asserting it- ity bats came alive to collect hit innings until the fourth, when she self as the best team in the NIAC after hit andknock four runs across ran into some trouble granting the for the second consecutive sea- baseman Gelo, and Silver. These the plate by the end of the inning. son. Banks for her leadership behind seniors ended a special four years Lady Ephs a bases loaded oppor- the plate. The strong defense held the Bates tunity. With two outs, Trinity's The 1990 Trinity Softball of playing together with back-to- squad scoreless throughout the team is a tight unit of highly tal- • Working together both de- back NIAC championships. For defense once again rose to the fensively and offensively, the team contestto give the Lady Bants a4- occasion. Mo Strickland '92 killed ented athletes for which there is Ennis and Gelo, who have played 0 opening round victory. no individual star player. Recog- featured five senior starters: short- together four eight years, dating the threat with a running catch in stop captain Ennis, Banks, first- While the Trinity squad centerfield. nition should go, however, to Lisa back to .freshman year in high baseman Karyn Farquhar, second- school, this was a sweet ending. Trinity Alum. Wins Pulitzer Prize times by the National Association An interesting fact about -By Rick Zednik- of Sportscasters and Sportswrit- Murray's style is that he rarely Sports Editor ers. He was elected to the Base- quotes his subjects. As L. A. Times ball Hall of Fame for the joy and columnist Mike Downey put it, This is not a piece about yoiir excitement he consistently "Jim Murray doesn' t quote people; typically successful Trinity grad. brought to the sport. Murray had people quote him." This is com- No, no. This is about a man who won just about every imaginable pletely true. And why not say has reached the absolute zenith of award except the Pulitzer Prize. things in his words when they his profession. No man has done, After receiving the long simply cannot be said any better? or can do, more for the art of overdue tribute, Murray had this L. A. Times Assistant Sports sportswriting than the man who to say: "It is the Academy Award Editor Bob Lochner wrote that, in recently received the 1990 Pulit- of our business. It's something his magical way, Murray has, over zer Prize for Commentary. Trin- you don't even think about.... I the" years, put "the pompous in ity alumnus Jim Murray has, at always thought you had to bring Jim Murray: 1943 Trinity Senior 1990 Pulitzer Winner their place and the Seemingly age 70, finally been given the down a government or expose profound in perspective." honor he has deserved for so long. major graft or give advice to prime Murray knows all the sport- Murray was born in Connecti- ministers. Correctly quoting ing facts he needs to know, but the Men's Lacrosse cut and graduated from Trinity Tommy Lasorda shouldn't merit "King of the Sports Page," as with class of 1943. Under his photo a Pulitzer Prize. I never really Sports Illustarted once called him, in the Trinity Ivy that year, he was expected it. I am very pleased and chooses to bring people and events Hopes for ECAC Bid described as "Blunt, outspoken, happy to have won it." Continued on Page 13 went into the final period with a and with a vocabul ary somewhere -By Patrick Keane- healthy four goal cushion. The between a ferry-boat captain and Sports Editor Trinity defense was tested, as the a Harvard professor." He was not It was another rollercoaster Hawks scored two quick goals. a member of a fraternity (almost Women Rowers week for the Bantam laxmen. Last The Bantams rallied and with all Trinity students were in those Wednesday the team travelled to thirty second left junior attack days), nor did he write for the the University of Hartford and John Francini sealed the victory. Tripod, but he majored in English Remains Undefeated handed the Division I Hawks a The victory boosted Trinity's and had an obvious talent for the weekend's come-from-behind 12-10loss. On Saturday the Bants record to 7-3 and served as impor- written word. -By Allison Wielbob- victory over Williams, Ithaca, hosted a formidable Bowdoin tant confidence builder for the After college, Murray went Sports Writer Marist, and Union was an excep- squad, and suffered a sobering upcoming Bowdoin. west to pursue a journalistic ca- tional race with which to head 13-4 defeat. Bowdoin made the trek down reer. He was first a news reporter This season has been an ex- into a championship regatta. Trinity's offensive arsenal to Bantam country hoping to for the old Los Angeles Exam- tremely exciting experience for Trinity's varsity women were was led by sophomore attack Ryan thwart the Bantams chances of iner. He then became the Holly- Trinity's women's crew team. down off of the starting line, third Martin who registered five goals achieving home field advantage wood specialist for Time maga- Both the varsity and junior varsity to Williams and Ithaca; by 500 and two assists against the be- for the upcoming ECAC playoffs. zine. Following that, he served as women's crews are seeded sec- meters down, Trinity had passed fuddled UHart defense. Martin's The visitors showed no signs of L.A. bureau chief for Sports Illus- ond for this weekend's national Ithaca but Williams remainedhalf tremendous sang-froid at attack bus-lag as the took a huge nine trated. Murray now works as a championships in Philadelphia, a boat length up, even at the 1000 was complimented by the efforts goal lead going into the half. sports columnist for the Los the Dad Vail Regatta. meter mark. The varsity women of sophomore midfielder Jeff Trinity played a strong second Angeles Times, a position he has The varsity boatwill head to Phila- then made a move to settle into a Hagopian. Hagopian received the half but they were unable to over- hadsince 1961. delphia with an undefeated regu- comfortable rating and with con- much coveted "Hog" award for come their firsthalf performance. Over his career, Murray has lar season record, defeating crews sistently powerful strokes, went hismettlein ground ball situations. Bowdoin, the number three team distinguished himself as a master from Mt. Holyoke, UMass, U.R.I., right through the'Williams, var- The Bantams, who controlled the in New England boasted an 11-2 of his trade. He has been named Georgetown, Connecticut Col- sity, holding on to their lead to tempo for much of the contest. America's best sports writer 14 lege, Wesleyan, Williams, Ithaca, Continued on Page 14 Marist . and Union. This past Continued on Page 13

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