DAY, MARCH 9,1993

doctors facing 10 percent pay cut in June Hurricane Andrew, medical reform blamed for salary reductions

•V ED PORTER the industry. n unknown person left a Assistant News Editor "The med school will survive and bounce back. It wiN have to lean to "I think it's going to be phased in gradual­ threatening message March Doctors at tbe University of Miami become more efficient." ly. This is just part of the realities of state A 2 on an Otto G. Richter School of Medicine will be facing a 10 per­ FRED KAM, and federal government. We're going to Library terminal designed to take cent pay cut on June 1. Director have to be price-competitive. That is why student and faculty suggestions, Two reasons for the pay cuts are the UM Health Center we're making the pay cuts now," Fogel said. according to a Public Safety report. expected implementation of managed medi­ cal care by President Clinton and the dam­ In addition to the upcoming changes in A printout from the computer he thinks the economic and governmental going to raise tuition in exorbitant percent­ national health care, the current condition of showed the unknown person age inflicted by Hurricane Andrew, accord­ circumstances that necessitated the pay cuts ing to Dr. Bernard Fogel, dean of the school. ages," Kam said. Tuition at the medical the economy has kept some patients away logged onto the terminal at 4:47 will adversely affect the School of Medicine school for the 1993-94 school year is from the doctor's office. Also, Hurricane p.m., and typed in a message that Nurses and other School of Medicine in the future. $19,900. Andrew required many members of the said the library should be employees will have their salaries frozen. "The unfortunate thing is that if you look Kam said he thinks there are several rea­ School of Medicine's staff to take some time destroyed. These cuts have been made to prevent the ahead and try to find a light at the end of the sons why the med school was forced to cut off from work, thus decreasing the amount of "Learning and reading are need for layoffs in the future, according to tunnel, I don't think there is one," said Kam. pay. patients that could be seen, according to wrong and promote thought," said Fogel. "The med school will survive and bounce Fogel. With managed care quickly approaching, The school is receiving "low reimburse­ the message. "I think this place back. It will have to learn to become more ment from all sources — Medicaid, Medi­ Looking ahead to the upcoming reforms should be shut down and the books we have to look into next year," Fogel said. efficient. We're going to have to be less "The revenues just aren't going to care, private insurance. Hurricane Andrew in the health care system, Kam said he antic­ burned. Would it be possible to charitable. We're going to have to be like the hurt us. It was something that was neces­ ipates another increase in costs. start a movement who's ultimate, appear. We have to prepare for the effects rest of the business world and demand mon­ now. One of the major reasons for this cut is sary," he said. "The Clinton plan is going to lead to low­ goal is the destruction of the ey up front." The national health care system will be library?" to avoid job cuts." er reimbursement," he said. "It will, accord­ Kam said he thinks the pay cuts are nec­ seeing changes as soon as the national health ing to [Clinton], increase the access to cures, Thomas Rogero, assistant direc­ Dr. Fred Kam, a University of Miami essary for the med school to carry on with­ associate professor of clinical medicine and care task force decides where to make them. but it will increase costs. tor of Public Service at the library, out laying off employees or raising tuition. According to Fogel, this will lower the price "Obviously the faculty are going to be who reported the incident to the director of the Student Health Center, said "If our costs are going to go up we're not of health care and increase competition in Public Safety, said "off-the-wall" upset and dissatisfied," Kam said. suggestions are common, but that this one seemed more threatening. • AFTER ANDREW • A CLOSER LOOK: CRIME FRATERNITY SPONSORS REGISTRATION DRIVE Some faculty i Kappa Alpha fraternity is sponsoring a student voter still feeling P registration drive from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Tuesday through Friday in the University Center Breeieway in time for the upcom­ effects of ing local and county elections. Students will be required to give bask information in a registration hurricane form and then take a abort oath. The completed forms will be sent BY LISA J. HURIASH BY MARIBEL PEREZ to the Department of Voter Regis­ Hurrlcana Staft Writer Hurricane Staff Writer tration for processing. For some UM faculty, the devas­ niversities across the Junior Paul Saluzzi, who is the tating effects of Hurricane Andrew country reported a high head of the registration drive, said are still being felt even seven U number of crimes last year, that college students tend to be months later, insurance payments according to The Chronicle of apathetic when it comes to voting are slow in coming, trees are miss­ Higher Education. oA the county and local level. ing and, for some, homes are still Duke University was the being repaired. national leader in reported "In a local election, there isn't a For faculty and staff members burglaries with 1,030. UCLA was lot of voter turnout from students who are still recovering from the second with 598. San Diego State at UM," Saluzzi said. "And what's destruction of their homes, UM is University had the most motor sad is that the biggest concentra­ offering through the Plaza Bank vehicle thefts — 214. Eighteen tion of voters in Coral Gables is on loans of up to $20,000 at the prime rapes, more than any other school, this campus." rate until March 31, said UM Vice were reported at the University of President and Treasurer Diane Massachusetts at Amherst. Cook. Last year, of the 167 crimes NORTH-SOUTH SPONSORS Cook said the program is avail­ reported at UM, 112 of those were FREE TRADE CONFERENCE able so that faculty members who burglaries and 42 were have difficulty with their insurance motor-vehicle thefts. claims have an alternate method of Sixty crimes were reported at conference sponsored by financing the rebuilding of their Florida International University the North-South Center on home. and 35 at Barry University. There A free trade between the "I'm seeing people helped by this were 265 crimes reported at all United States and Colombia will be program," Cook said. "People are four Miami-Dade Community from 9 a.m. to 5:30p.m. on March able to put their Uves back togeth­ CoUege campuses. More than half 23 and 24 at the Coconut Grove er." of those were reported at North Doubletree Hotel, 2649 South Several faculty members said Campus. Bayshore Drive. they and their families are still try­ This is the first year colleges and the conference will be the first ing to do just that. universities have been required to public reporting of a one-year Rhonda DuBord, associate direc­ publish crime statistics according study conducted by UM and the tor of Campus Sports and Recre­ to the Student Right To Know and Instiluto Colombiano de Estudios ation, said she and her family Campus Security Act of 1990. JOY BROCKMAN / The Hurricane Superiores de INCOLDA in Cali, should be ready to move back to • TO PROTECT AND SERVE: Officer Armando Planas takes a call at the UM Department of Public Colombia. their Cutler Ridge home by next Seepage _?/CRIME Safety. Public Safety officers are sworn members of the Coral Gables Police Department. The implications of a free trade week. agreement between the two coun­ DuBord said winds ripped half tries will be discussed. The confer­ the roof off her two-story home ence will be conducted in English and destroyed her patio. Water and Spanish with simultaneous damaged the rest of the house. • WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH translations. "I cried a week after the storm," The cost for attending both days of the conference is $60. It is $120 she said. "But now I have accepted for the conference and lunch. it. Compared to many others, I am very, very lucky. I have neighbors NOW leader: Congress guilty of child care double talk who have not even been able to FACE THE FACTS start rebuilding their house because they just got their insur­ BY ANNETTE 4. GALLAGHER Ireland encouraged women to Ireland told of chasing Iron This Is the fan '82 breakdown ance money which won't even cov­ Opinion Editor take an active role in influencing Arrow off campus with squirt guns ol stafl in tha UM School of er the cost." In Congress today, "a double policy making in the United States. while attending law School because Medicine: the group did not admit women. She said she has been Uving in a standard, double burden and dou­ "Through a grass-roots effort, Research/Training 328 Coral Gables apartment with her ble talk" exists regarding women's we actively recruited women to "I've known [Ireland] since the husband and two children, ages 8 roles as care givers, Patricia Ire­ run for public office in 1992," Ire­ days we used to stand on South and 10, since the storm. She has' land, president of the National land said. Dixie Highway and picket 13 or 14 learned that "life is too short to let Organization for Women and a years ago," said Rita Deutsch, Other Staff 1975 graduate of the University of "We tripled the number of wom­ 1,964 little things bother you. 9a assistant dean of the CoUege of "Everything in my closet is wrin- Miami Law School 'd' during a en in the .Senate," she said, "which Arts and Sciences and long-term March 5 breakfast hosted by the sounds so much better than saying member of the Women's Commis­ kled but I make do with what I Women's Commission. have," Dubord said. we went from two to six." sion. " Double talk is the attitude which Dade County condemned Bob says "childr"n are so important. Efforts of women for women in "She was articulate and power­ Wyner's home in Kings Grant It's so good for you women to do Congress must focus on the family ful. She talked to people as human three weeks after the storm. this work, so we're goingto punish leave bill, welfare reform, women's beings and was exceedingly well- Wyner, associate director of Cam­ you for it," Ireland said. This is evi­ health, domestic violence, the received," Deutsch said. pus Sports and Recreation, said his dent in social security penalties for wage gap between men and women "I had never heard her speak home was declared "urdivable but women who leave work to raise and "a real freedom of choice act, before," said Jo Vazquez, Student repairable." children and in the classification of one that does not exclude women Life staff associate and member­ child care as unskilled labor, ship chair for tlie Women's Com­ "In the rebuilding I have .teamed land said how to deal, how to cope. Wvner according to Ireland. mission. "I was impressed with • IRELAND: "[Women] need to said "I'U look back at this and say "We have to reform the system "We need to be at the table as how softly she spoke, but she did ty at the table as role models and cany a big stick. What she had to this was the most ^reatrngem^ that causes these problems," she role models and to influence policy to influence policy changes." said. changes," she said. •""ON r. ouvwu. /Tha Huntom rience I have ever been through.

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MORE NEWSBRIEFS ^ CRIME, continued Center, room 190 for both events. • COMMITTEE ON Student tt^-^flgfl^^ Organizations is recruiting mem­ bers for the 1993-94 school year. Shoemaker: Crime statistics can be misleading Applications for students interest­ From page 1 • ALPHA EPSILON Delta is ed in joining Program Council are sponsoring a lecture by joe Casa­ CRIME ON CAMPUS due March 12. All other applica­ Not all colleges complied with the law in the nova, a representative from the tions are due March 26. Forms can Here are the reported crime statistics for several universities: University of Autonoma at the same way, according to The Chronicle, and be picked up in UC 236. For more some did not comply at all because the federal Guadalajara School of Medicine, at information contact Jennifer Willen Crimes per Motor Vehicle 1:30 p.m. on Tuesday in the Cox government has not yet issued final guidelines at 284-6399. on how to do so. Comparisons were made diffi­ School 1,000 studont* Burglaries Thefts Science Building, room 126. Rela­ • DEPARTMENT OF Public tionships between medical schools cult by the difference in statistics. For example, Safety/Parking Services will offer a some colleges reported crimes over a period of U. Of Miami will be discussed. For more infor­ 24-hour guarded parking lot for mation contact Eric Valladares at one calendar year while others used only the students who want to leave their academic year. 379-5005. car on campus during spring break. • QUEST SEMINAR will fea­ These statistics can be somewhat mislead­ Service will run March 12-22 in ing, said Eric Shoemaker, director of the UM ture Assistant Dean of Students Lot 308 by Mahoney/Pearson Res­ Angela Abrahamson at noon on Department of Public Safety. idential Colleges. For more infor­ Shoemaker said that under the law UM is March 10 in UC 211. Topic will be mation contact Cynthia Conrjo at "For Sale: Sex and Booze." For currently compared with smaller colleges in dif­ 284-30%. ferent settings without regard for additional more information contact Rosa • ACADEMIC ADVISING Verdeja at 284-6399. information about the school. has begun in the School of Business "UM is in Dade County, where approximate-* 'Other includes murder, rape, • RITA DEUTSCH, assistant Administration. Freshmen, sopho­ SOURCE: Ths Chronicle of Higher Education robbery and aggravated assault dean at the College of Arts and Sci­ ly 38,000 automobiles are reported stolen eachP mores and juniors who have not year. Unless we build a wall around the school, ences, will be speak at a luncheon been approved to upper level sta­ SIMON P. DUVALL/The Hurricane at noon on March 10 in Hillel Jew­ there's no way to eliminate crime completely," tus will be advised in the Office of Shoemaker said. alone because you can't really see if someone is versifies to publish statistics on larceny, the ish Student Center, 1100 Stanford Undergraduate Academic Servic­ hiding behind a tree or something. Even if you most common crime on college campuses. He Drive. Topic of discussion will be He said information such as size, location, es, located in the Merrick Building, and whether an institution is private or public scream, no one will hear you because no one is said this is because the aim of the law is the "Jewish Women Week." For more room 104. Students approved to protection of students and not necessarily their information contact Laura Zel at has an undeniable impact on the amount and around." upper level status are advised in type of crime on campus. Laura Pirodsky, a junior, wid she does not property. 665-6948. the department of their major "Larceny is not a life-threatening or violent • SPECIAL PRESENTA­ "It's pretty silly to compare everyone as if think the UM campus is safe, particularly after beginning March 22. For more we were on a level playing field," Shoemaker night classes. crime, so the lawmakers saw no sense in includ­ TION will be held at 8 p.m. on information contact Eunice Perry ing this category," Shoemaker said. March 10 in the UC International said. "That's just not the case." "I don't think they take enough precau­ at 284-4641. ' Although UM is among the top schools in the tions," Pirodsky said. "At night, the campus is In spite of these flaws, Shoemaker said the Lounge to discuss the Easter Walk, law does provide an incentive for schools to a fund-raising event sponsored by nation with compliance to the law, Shoemaker not well lit. I read about how they are supposed said, Public Safety has tried to find ways to to have someone patrolling the commuter lot make sure they have the best possible security the Jesus Students' Fellowship. on their campuses. The Easter Walk, on April 3, will reduce crime on campus. now, but I've never seen anyone." One program the department has established "There's always a rush of people going to To reduce crime on campus, some universi­ raise support for abandoned, JM1BBL. ties have stepped up their security or improved abused and runaway children. For ••_•_•_•_•••_• is what Shoemaker calls, 'direct patrol opera­ their cars [after night classes], but then there's H tions.' Plain-clothed officers patrol parking lots no one around. Maybe only one or two people, their methods. more information contact David After a medical student was beaten and Brahim at 595-5314. • OFFICE OF Admissions at different locations on campus. and it's easy for someone to attack you," sopho­ needs students to volunteer for "The idea is that cars won't be stolen when more Heather O'Connell said. raped and another was abducted at gunpoint • BETA ALPHA Psi will spon­ outside Johns Hopkins University's hospital, 10 sor volunteer income tax assis­ Superhost weekend on April 1 and people are standing around watching," Shoe­ Junior David Dayoub said he does not think 2. High school students visiting maker said. the UM campus, particularly the area near the off-duty police officers were hired to patrol the tance from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. every grounds. The University of Maryland's Balti­ Tuesday and between noon to 4 UM will need a place to stay on Despite this, many students at UM said they Merrick Building, is safe. campus. Contracts are available at "Some parts [of campus] don't have enough more County campus and Towson State Univer­ p.m. every Friday, March 9 do not feel safe on campus, especially at night sity are both patrolled by police dogs. through April 13 in UC 240. For the lobby desk of all the residential because of poor lighting and the isolation in security and are really deserted at night," Day­ colleges. For more information some areas. oub said. Shoemaker said he is optimistic about both more information contact Alicia current and future policies. Alvarez at 284-5492. contact Nicole Henry at 284-4323. "The campus is so isolated at night that I Others pointed to the security system in the • A STUDENT is needed to don't feel safe," junior Marybel Roura said. residence halls as a deterrent at night time. "We are doing real well," Shoemaker said. • PHILOSOPHY COLLO­ Shoemaker said the law does not require uni- "We will continue evaluating new things." QUIUM, sponsored by Depart­ take notes in two classes for a UM "Some places are so dark that it's not safe to be ment of Philosophy, will be held disabled student. The classes are March 11 on the topic "Why Not Math 101 from noon to 12:50 p.m. Solipsism?". A second lecture will Monday, Wednesday and Friday • ROTC be held on March 12 on the topic and Spanish 243 from 1:40 p.m. to "The Adaptive Advantage of 2:55 p.m. on Tuesday and Thurs­ Learning and A Priori." Elliot day. For more information contact Sober, professor of philosophy at Donica Williams at 284-4483. Junior cadets the University of Wisconsin, will be • A NORTH Miami first grader the guest speaker. Coffee will be needs a tutor two or three tunes a held at 3 p.m. in the Ashe Building, week. For more information con­ experience room 727 and the papers will be tact Rita Menkin at 543-9480 read at 3: 30 p.m. in the Learning (beeper). college ROTC CAMPUS CALENDAR BY JASONZDANOWICZ Hurricane Staff Writer TUESDAY: tact Zulima Rosenow at 667-9120. University of Miami residents • Dead Poets Society will • Circle K International woke up on Saturday morning and meet at 10 p.m. in the pit, behind meets at 6 p.m. every Wednesday found the army at their doorstep. the Knight Physics Building. Bring in UC 237. For more information Troops covered the Intramural a sample of original or borrowed contact Don Gleason at 661-1591. Field. Personnel carriers were literature, writing materials and a • Earth Alert meets at 8 p.m. parked in the commuter parking candle or flashlight. The meeting is every Tuesday in UC 237. For lot. Some of the troops even over- open to all interested students. For more information coaatmct Julia- __, tt,.- semeaforai Kcaidcntial Col­ Walle-aa at 284-3521. more information contact Pamela lege TV lounge. mifinger at 446-4789. • Financial Management The soldiers were junior ROTC WEDNESDAY: Association meets at 4:30 p.m. cadets from 12 South Florida high • Biomedical Engineering every Thursday in the UC Flamin­ schools participating in a drill meet S< ciety will meet at 8 p.m. in go Ballroom. For more information sponsored by UM's Army ROTC McArthur Annex 202. to discuss contact Craig Rose at 279-4570. program. "New Applications for Ceramics in • Karate Club meets at 4 p.m. The drill meet was staged to Orthopedic Surgery." For more every Tuesday and Thursday in the give the high school groups the information contact LeBron Paige Lane Recreation Center. For more opportunity to interact with college at 284-5272 or 669-1496. information contact Jim Farrell at level ROTC students to see if they THURSDAY: 284-3204. would like to continue their careers • Venezuelan Students • Muslim Students Organi­ in ROTC, said Michelle Sterbins, a STON MACK / Photo EdHor Association will meet at 4:30 zation meets at 8:30 p.m. every UM freshman. • RIFLEMEN: Barron Collier High School's drill team A, (from left to right) Lee Rathjen. Anthony Gainer, p.m. in Merrick Building 205. For Friday in the UC Flamingo Ball­ "It gives them a cold splash of Mike Gonzalez, Jamln Claossen, Chad Layne, Jim Wilson, Leandro James, Lucas Reeves and Bob Gonza­ more information contact Miguel room. For more information con­ reality — finding out what it's like lez go through one of the drills in Saturday's UM Army ROTC meet. The Naples school received fourth place Velazquez at 861-6647. tact Saleh Alturki at 595-0810. to compete," said Al Hawkins, in the drill. • UM Filmmakers Associa­ • Organization of Jewish instructor at the Mast Academy in tion will meet at 4:30 p.m. in Mer­ Students will meet at 6:30 p.m. Miami. "It gives a lot more mean­ Second place was awarded to Boyd rick 125. The 14th annual Canes Many high school students said ride and dedication," said Shatillie every Tuesday for a community ing to the practice they did all Anderson High School in Lauder­ they enjoyed the competition .ind Film Festival will be discussed. For dinner at Hillel Jewish Student year." RIcFarlin, a senior at Ely High in dale Lakes. found the experience beneficial Pompano Bleach. more information contact Stacy Center, 1100 Stanford Drive. Cost , The competition consisted of Miami Sunset Senior High has Roberts at 284-3614. because they planned to join the is $3 for sponsors and $5 for non- eight different events including the participated in the drill meet since military. ORGANIZATIONS: sponsors. For more information "I'm learning stuff that I'm going platoon precision drill, color guard UM began sponsoring it in 1985. "We get to compete against the to [need] in the Air Force," Carlos • Adult Children of Alcohol­ contact Laura Zell at 665-6948. and squad precision drill. "It's a tradition at our school," ics meets at 8 p.m. every Wednes­ other schools and get ideas from Felix-Ortiz, a junior at Boyd Ander­ • Scuba Club meets at 8 p.m. Coral Park High School finished said Mike Pilvinsky, Sunset High's them," said Bianca Trujillo, a son High, said. day in the Episcopal/Anglican every Thursday in the UC Interna­ first overall, said Jessica Peterkin, senior Army instructor. "The com­ freshman at Sunset High. Church, located at 1150 Stanford tional Lounge. For more informa­ the UM Army ROTC officer in petition is not only good for the "We like showing what we can "We're here to have fun," Truji­ Drive. For more information con­ tion contact Jason Bacon at charge of tabulating the scores. individuals but for the whole unit." tact Angela Abrahamson at 284-4021. do. We like to show our leadership, llo said. 284-6120. • Spanish Club meets for an • BACCHUS Peer Network after-dinner chat at 6:30 p.m. • ADVERTISING meets at 4:30 p.m. every Tuesday every Thursday in Merrick 203. in UC 233. Students are welcome For more information contact Xinia to become mentors for high school Amador at 445-2227. students who are at high risk of • UM National Organization Students design multi-media marketing campaign becoming drug addicts. For more for Women meets at 8 p.m. every information contact Angela Abra­ Tuesday in UC 233. For more BY HAMIZAL MAHMUD ideas." $2,500 and $1,000, with matching hamson at 284-6120. information contact Kathie Driskell Hurricane Staff Writer commercial and they have to put Rullo said the national winners grants to their universities. All together a direct-mail package. • Baptist Student Union at 596-9116. UM students now have the will be announced in May. finalists for the national award will Wells said the competition is sponsors Thursday Nite Live at 8 • UM Water Polo Club meets opportunity to make money by con­ "We believe this year's competi­ receive $100. p.m. every Thursday in the Baptist at 8 p.m. every Wednesday by the vincing other people to spend tion will provide students an excel­ open to all students, even though theirs. "Every time I hear the word the students currently participat­ Student Union, 1200 Stanford UM pool. For more information lent opportunity to develop an 'Citibank,' I look and it reminds me Drive. For more information con­ call 284-3253. For the first time, UM students advertising campaign from concep­ ing are enrolled in an advertising are competing in Citibank's third of the project. I am going to do my design course, CAD 384. Students tion through execution and to pre­ best to win," Dan Hardie, a senior annual College Advertising Awards sent ideas about issues they are can participate individually or in Competition. The contest requires participating in the competition, teams of two or three. especially concerned with," said said. "This is a really good oppor­ Business Office participants to create multi-media Ruvan Cohen, director of market­ "I am working individually, five Usi.erslty Csitsr 221 campaigns, including television ing for U.S. bankcards at Citibank tunity for the students to win the hours a day and I do hope to win," 214-4401 commercials, print ads and direct- in New York. grand prizes and internship." Julie Alland, senior, said. "So far, I mail packages to promote a new The individual or group winner "The students get the opportuni­ am done with the direct mail pack­ Business Manager, Tiffany M. Bost credit card. of the competition will receive ty to think through a project from age. I am working on the layout... Thirteen UM students are par­ $5,000 and an opportunity to inter­ different aspects, particularly the and planning the storyboard for the Classifieds Manager, Advertising Production ticipating. view for a summer job in the Citi­ advertising,' Ludmilla Wells, assis­ television spot." Patricia Macedo Manager, "The response from the stu­ bank Visa and Mastercard market­ tant professor of advertising and The deadline for the UM entrees John Kelley dents is getting better," said Maria ing department. The winners' public relations, said. "What is is April 6. The UM winner's cam­ Account Rullo, spokesperson for Citibank university will receive a $5,000 unique about this competition away paign will then be entered in the Representatives, Advertising Production up v r public affairs. "We hope the stu­ grant. Second and third place win­ from normal course work is that national contest, along with those Audra Bergman ? *_" '.S !- _, dents will come up with a variety of ners will receive, respectively, they have to tape the television from 58 other colleges. Julio Fernandez Jennifer Richardson Roy Richardson MarUyn Samedy Barbar"Suare2 Staff Coordinator, • TRANSPORTATION Arlene Watts Distribution Manager, Financial Advisor, Damon Friedburg Raymonde Bilger Tri-Rail extension cheaper, convenient for students .--:Al Claaalfad and Display ad. muM be received, cash with copy, In ^-^1_5^_J£,gE, bSS»°B5_L_L221' * no*-" Tueedsy torIh e FS3_y iMue end noon Friday tor tie Tuesdsy lasus. BY JENNIFER RAMACH rorail is the base of the system, but people real­ fk jams where you think you could walk faster Assistant News Editor ize there has to be more." than you are driving." Subscriptions: The Mtoml Hurricane Is avshhls torsubscriplo n 1 em tm of sas per year. UM students will have an alternative to taxis If the plan is approved, the 10-mile extension Lance Armstrong, junior, also said he would and shuttle buses to get to Miami International would run from a station scheduled to open near take Metrorail and Tri-Rail to the airport. "It's t n 00 1 130 7_}i}^ri_l-__l^., *r^21 *K ""to* *• - "-"-- •« « Stanford Drive. Whiten Airport if a Tri-Rail extension is approved. Northwest 21 Street next year. The train would cheaper and more convenient." "^f -_5 "_"._ _ P°r->- G«««. F-orfc 133124 Claasifled advanfang may The Florida Department of Transportation is run west on a track parallel to Perimeter Road, But Camila Cote, a senior who lives off cam­ considering a $37 million extension of the Tri- a street that circles the airport, and then south pus, said she thinks using the system to travel Rail system which would provide easier public to the Dadeland North Metrorail station along to the airport would be more expensive and access to the airport by linking Tri-Rail to Met­ an existing track, currently owned by the Flon­ more of a hassle. rorail at the Dadeland North station, said David da East Coast Railway. Fer advertising rata* A Information oal: "It's easier for me to drive," Cote said. "I Fierro, spokesman for the DOT. Some UM students said they would use the would have to take a bus to the Metrorail sta­ HURRICANE ADVERTISING•2&4-4402 "The DOT has realized they are not going to extension from the airport, if it is approved. tion and drag all my luggage with me. Also, it'd - Fax • 284-4404 solve congestion problems in South Flonda with "It sounds inexpensive and faster,' Jeanette be expensive to pay for the bus, the Metrorail • ISS! UntvareHy of maim. highways alone, Fierro said. "We have to • ISM Untmroayof Miami undergraduate etudenU. Sattler, senior, said. "Especially because the and the Tri-Rail. Airport parking is a better explore other options for commuters. The Met- traffic down here is so bad. There's always traf-

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Friday, March 26,1993 TAs aren't TODAY'S DEBATE TAs bring worth TEACHING ASSISTANTS fresh outlook the money to classes very department differs in ollege. What a wonderful i*at mXm its creative use of teaching experience. We spend 12 E assistants, but generally, C years of our lives in school especially in the liberal arts areas to prepare for it. We stress over here, the TA SATs and grade can become a point averages very important and try to get model for stu­ accepted to an dents. institution of When I was higher learning. an undergradu­ When we ate facing advis­ finally are ing each semes­ accepted and ter, I heard begin paying many fellow stu­ more than PAUL dents grumbling $15,000 a year, about profes­ who teaches our MASONGSONG sors who had classes? Over­ EDITORIAL lost all but cur­ paid, under- COLUMNIST sory interest in their courses. worked students we call teaching Many of my best, most intellectual­ assistants. ly charged experiences in class were with TAs who were working Let's get something straight. If very hard to make topics interest­ I'm going to spend enough money ing to students. to buy a new car every year, I want the real McCoy. I want an honest- When many professors chose to to-God, English-speaking, degree- trod over literature and informa­ holding teacher. tion as if it were a well-worn, unchanging path, there were TAs TAs should not be allowed to who, thanks to their creativity, teach full classes. No offense to were able to bring topics to life. TAs is intended. I know there are When I took statistics, I feared some good TAs out there. I just math and extreme boredom. feel that having a student teach • IN OUR OPINION Instead, the TA who was leading defeats the purpose of going to col­ the class brought great examples lege. TAs just do not have the and infinite amounts of encourag­ credibility or the experience of ing patience to students who would professors. have otherwise dropped the class. In order for the University of TAs must prove competency I chose one of my majors — psy­ Miami to be recognized as one of chology — largely because of a TA Is it fair to the finer universities in the coun­ I had class with as a freshman. Her students to try, it must increase the quality of ho has not had to sign up for at least one TAs suggestions on improving the effectiveness of name was Jennifer and she taught the education it provides. Having class taught by that shadowy entity simply their teaching methods. Re-evaluations could follow an 8 a.m. introductory class. Stu­ haveaTA TAs teach classes does not accom­ W listed as "staff?" six weeks later. In addition, student evaluations should dents stuck with her and very few teaching a plish this. Teaching assistants are, at their best, an invaluable be considered before letting the TA teach a section of people cut the class because we so asset to both professors and students. By alleviating his or her own. much enjoyed her teaching style. class alone? Some TAs are not qualified or some of the "busy work" professors have to do, TAs To ask a university of this size to have full just don't have the ability to teach. leave professors with more time to prepare for professors in place to teach every single section of In retrospect, I can think of I do realize TAs are a valuable teaching (which should, theoretically, be their primary every course without having tuition skyrocket to a many courses I, and many others, "IHoJ We're asset to professors and students. purpose). By being more available to students through level even more ludicrous than already exists is have enjoyed because the young They grade papers, proctor exams, their sheer numbers, TAs aid in answering questions, far-fetched. This, however, is no excuse for not TAs kept discussions fresh, were paying top tutor and answer questions. TAs . clearing up confusion and leading discussion groups or attempting to insure that the graduate students who tuned into the students needs and dollar here can also gain valuable experience labs. fill in the gaps possess the basic skills necessary to were available to help. Professors for the top and knowledge while helping a pro­ At their worst, TAs are nothing short of a curse. A guide students through the material. can be wonderful and inspiring, but professors.'' fessor. They can be beneficial to bad TA, especially one with difficulty communicating Not all TAs are incompetent, of course, and no one all too often their lectures have the coUege experience as a whole with students (read: can't speak English), can can deny that they are for the most part a valuable been disappointing, unifaceted — just not by posing as teachers. completely destroy any love or even basic addition to the world of higher education. However, if walks through old lecture notes TYLER Whether the university is trying comprehension a student has of a subject. their preparation is inadequate, the value of their ;from decades past. BLOCK A TA who is given the responsibility of instructing participation is thrown into question. Certainly, professors are crucial freshman to save money or accomodate the increasing class load by hiring TAs, a section on his or her own should be qualified to do so. Installing a program to screen TAs before allowing to a university, but TAs may often it is still cheating students. This can be easily achieved at little extra cost through them to teach classes by themselves would be well bring vitality to topics that other­ the institution of team teaching apprenticeship worth any added costs or bureaucratic complications. wise might not be well presented. "Definitely not Paul Masongsong is a sophomoreprogram s and evaluations by tenured professors from It is also the least anyone paying the astronomical cost Rebecca Hoffman is a graduate majoring in international finance the department. of attending a school the caliber of the University of student majoring in English and considering the These more experienced teachers could give the Miami could expect. education. tuition we pay. ETV and marketing. ITAsldon't nan enough • OBSERVATIONS • EDUCATION experience." JENESE MASON sophomore Humans view themselves Teens must know facts about sex n a March 2 opinion column, syphilis, etc., they are convincing grams in which students have liana Bofford objected to the teens not to rush into sex without access to the biological facts of sex as superior over nature I teaching of sex education for a thinking. I believe that aU schools and reproduction through a science "I don't think number of reasons. Her first point should make information readily teacher; to the disease and contra­ it's really fair. hat is it about humans, are smarter than we are. was a definition available to students, and that con­ ceptive information from a health We pay a ht anyway? Why is it that Next, biologists decided the use of school by dom distribution in schools is an teacher or doctor; and to discus­ to be taught W our species has risen to a of tools is what separates us from Webster's Dic­ excellent idea. I doubt any program sions on values and decisions with level of such self-assuming control the beasts — but then chimps tionary stating can convince a teen who really peers, counselors or psychology by real over the rest of were noticed using sticks. Damn! that a school is wants to have sex not to have sex, teachers. professors." the planet? There goes another theory. an institution but it can at least try to'protect the Pregnancy, promiscuity and dis­ for learning, a TRAVIS We're so full of Finally, the use of language — teen's health by providing this ser­ ease are not caused by sex educa­ HEINING ourselves — whew! at least no other species can group sharing a vice. tion courses; they are caused by freshman even the name talk. unifying belief. ignorance. Bofford commented homo sapiens That's not fair either — in an Doesn't sex I agree that morals should ideaUy that it was ironic to teach sex edu­ reveals our ego­ experiment so typically human education come be taught in the home, but this is cation to students who do not know tistical outlook. (Le., egotistical and self-absorbed) under the cate­ not an ideal world. Many teens are basic geography, but I think that in We call our­ gory of learning USA not able to approach their parents today's world of teenage pregnan­ "Ho. I don't scientists have actually taught for advice without fear of punish­ selves "wise chimps to speak our language. and instruction? EDITORIAL cy, AIDS, rape and diseases, it is think TAs should man" while oth­ And as for a uni­ COLUMNIST ment. I love my parents and am more important to know how to And the chimps understood. fying belief, how about the basic fairly open with them, but my sex be allowed to er groups are That's better than we could do. care for your body than it is to be teach upper named bacillar- belief in a freedom to learn, to have life is one area that I would not able to name the capitals. We need iophyta — "Ut- EDITORIAL I've yet to see a National Geo­ access to the knowledge that kids want to discuss with them. html classes." graphic documentary in which to protect our young population by tie stick" — COLUMNIST need and Want? arming them with the knowledge and the like. -Why? That one's easy researchers actually communicate People are often more comfort­ with a species on its own terms. Bofford's romantic and idealized able talking to a stranger, whether to make mature decisions about — we're a lot smarter than those sex. We've employed every means notion of sex as an act of love is a teacher or a peer, than they MEREDITH silly little diatoms at which we've beautiful and shared by many peo­ ABEND all gawked under a microscope. necessary to make it seem as would be talking to a family mem­ Julie Walleisa is a freshman senior though we do not have to interact, ple. However, each day there are ber. Schools should establish pro­ majoring in psychology. Who's to say that diatoms; who understand or depend upon most of more people in the world who can make their own food, repro­ the natural world. Through con­ decide that sex doesn't require duce efficiently, and live in hard lit­ crete jungles and towering sky­ love or commitment and become "Afteryour tle glass houses, aren't as inteUi- sexually active without the proper scrapers, we have physically preparation. secondyear, 5ent as humans, who actually barred our feathered, scaled and epend on a food chain that starts furry friends from the ideal coexis­ I am not here to condemn any­ you should with diatoms, spend decades one's morals. I think that a per­ never haw to tence the Native Americans must searching out a single compatible have enjoyed. son's sex life is his own business, see la TAI mate, arid sport soft, unprotected and not something to be judged on again." skin that is easily broken? However, the mental and emo­ a moral basis by a stranger. Bof­ I think the entire idea of intelli­ tional alienation is what frightens ford states that most of the stu­ MARC gence is a crock. Of course we're me the most. A building can come dents who won't ask their parents BLITSTEIN going to look like we're the super­ down, and a parking lot can be bro­ sexual questions wouldn't talk to a senior lative species if we insist on judg­ ken up, but the autonomous, myo­ teacher about them either. WeU, ing all others by our standards! We pic disrespect with which we then, who are they supposed to get deem our fellow primates inferior regard the environment and animal the information from? If at least because they're unable to talk. kingdom is causing us to perma­ some of those curious students are That's about as justifiable as a fish nently lose touch with our greatest able to get the information they are DRAWING calling us stupid for not being able resource. If the "wise men" of lacking from a teacher, then the CONCLUSIONS to breathe underwater — we don't today can put aside their self-as­ sex education programs have have gills, chimps have shortened signed preeminence and swallow accomplished a goal. We can't vocal chords. It s a morphological their fear of the unknown, they can write off the programs just because impossibility! finally begin to understand and not everyone WLU participate. appreciate the wonders of the nat­ The animal kingdom is catching ural world, and maybe learn a thing I have been involved in a few sex FAR OFF RESORT up every day, too — so we keep or two from the "dumb animals. education programs, and none of a changing the rules of the game. them have encouraged teenage First, intelligence was measured Lauren Howard is a freshman sex. Instead, through warning by the ratio of brain size to body majoring in Marine Science and teens of the dangers, such as preg­ weight — then oops! — dolphins Biology. nancy, AIDS, herpes, chlamydia,

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Brooks Eat^SfEr T^paSriaaMvealhT eJob 1993 by Univeraity ef Miami undargraduata ng«ll^ Wlara lor darty, twty ana l-rK»vr«^'a___i* ' mtaeaata. LETTERS BEST SEATS Golden opportunities ex ed is necessary in today's world All Concerts & are made of silver. the editor: ozone is created by sunlight. Thumbs down to liana Bofford's Impeachment charges Indeed, ozone is created from oxy­ Sports Events Golden nursing opportunities education column in the March 2 gen acted upon by the sun's ultravi­ come with the silver Air Force emblem. Hurricane. Her charming idea that politically motivated olet rays. The problem with the Tickets Indeed, the Air Force shapes a sophisti­ sex education should be tossed out ozone layer over the poles is that cated medical environment that helps you of schools because "morals should To the editor: ozone is being chemically CALL NOW learn, advances your education and de­ be taught in the home" and "one The University of Miami Student destroyed at certain times of the velops your professionalism to a higher should make decisions about sexu­ Government has committed anoth­ year faster than the ozone can be 444-TIXX (8499) standard. Discover travel, excitement... ality for one's self' is ail very nice er injustice. Ten senators have regenerated by ultraviolet radia­ and the respect you'll know serving your in a perfect world. Unfortunately, tion. The net effect is a dramatic Ultimate Ticket Connection filed 30 charges of misconduct 3001 Salzedo St. country as an Air Force in the world that the rest of us against me. Those 10 senators decrease in ozone levels despite officer. See why so many inhabit, more and more people (who do not want their names dis­ continued regeneration. Coral Gables, FL 33134 don't have homes and sex is usually outstanding nursing pro­ closed), one of whom is running fessionals choose to wear picked up off a movie screen. against me for vice president, act­ The decrease in ozone over Ant­ Whether you believe sex is right ing in secrecy, have conspired arctica in particular has led to a the silver emblem of the or "beneficial" without love is not against me. reduction in the stratospheric air Air Force nurse. Bache­ the issue. The issue is that teenag­ The speaker of the senate, Steve temperatures over that region. lor's demee reouired. ers will have sex whether they love Cohen, agreed to process the Since ozone warms as it absorbs US AF HEALTH PROFESSIONS each other or not. When I took my charges and further the charges of ultraviolet radiation, the decrease TOLL FREE first sex ed class in seventh grade, my impeachment. SG Vice Presi­ in ozone levels over Antarctica has 1-800-423-USAF, there was a girl who thought the dent Tracy Krulik, who was caused several degrees Celsius of female reproductive system start­ Cohen's running mate last spring cooling there. This ozone-hole-in­ 1 ed and ended in the belly button. and is head of the Council on duced temperature trend does not '-FORCE ! We aU laughed at her, but I bet Impeachment, and SG President contribute to global warming, con­ there were other people in that David Diamond refused me two trary to Landefeld's suggestion. GAL _ class who didn't know any better basic principles of justice — know­ Umnmissions than she did. ing who is accusing me and know­ The primary trace gas that Is it fair that just because some­ ing what am I being accused of. ought to be contributing to global IS NOW HIRING ATTENTION one taught me at home I should Whatever these ludicrous charg­ warming is carbon dioxide. The know more than them until they es may be, they have initiated a atmospheric concentration of car­ • Afternoon find out the hard way? Bofford bon dioxide is growing exponential­ FOREIGN STUDENTS very hurtful and embarrassing pro­ ly worldwide due to the consump­ • Evening thinks so; the removal of school cess for my friends, supporters and Interested in remaining in the counselors advocated by her col­ me. I ask you, the UM school tion of fossil fuels. A century ago • Full Time umn would leave them with noth­ newspaper, as the voice of the there was much less pollution than • Part Time United States after graduation ? ing to turn to but their friends and campus, to take charge and stop now, since a century ago there the television set. I don't know this injustice. were fewer than one billion people Call To Inquire: 374-7778 J The new U.S. Immigration Law in the world as opposed to more Ask For: Rolando or Marisol j what sex ed courses she has partic­ Campus-wide extracurricular greatly improved your chance ipated in, but I do know that in activities are meant to help each than five billion today. Also, the every one I ever had the teachers fuel consumption per capita was of becoming a student grow and become a leader lower then. Contrary to Lande­ did aU they could to discourage in the future. This is obviously a PERMANENT RESIDENT! casual sex. It seems to me that it very harsh method of censorship, feld's assertion that "we were pol­ was my friends and that same tele­ and also a very disgusting way to luting much more then," we — the vision set that urged me to "go for terminate a candidate for the office world community — are now pol­ it." of vice president. luting more than ever. Let us help It's true that teenagers who par­ Paul David Diaz, Landefeld's concern about ticipate in a sex ed course may not Commuter South Senator "pseudo-crises for the purpose of you obtain your whip out a condom in the beat of obtaining grant money would be passion, but they're certainly more more convincing if he were to GO! Green Card likely to if they know what a con­ observe that between the 1950s ** dom is and how to use it. If just one Mistakes weaken and the 1970s, when pollution sky­ or Work Permit person in that sex ed class I took in rocketed globally, the Earth's sur­ seventh grade learned enough to column's argument face temperature actually All Welcome to attend CALL TOLL FREE use a condom, then at least two decreased, for reasons unknown. or participate in the 1-800-284- VISA people are going to Uve to have sex The temperature has been increas­ University of Miami again. To the editor: ing since the mid-70s. Hence, (305) 358-5800 If Bofford has trouble believing Jeff Landefeld made a good point there are serious problems with GO Club Tournament. that the AIDS virus kills, and that in the Feb. 26 edition of The Miami the global warming theory. knowing how to use a condom may Hurricane by saying that environ­ MICHAEL A. BANDER save lives, then that is her prob­ mental problems should not be Free instruction I like the idea of blaming extrem­ LAW FIRM lem. However, printing it in the exaggerated or politicized to justify ists for the hysteria about environ­ tournament school newspaper is dangerous. obtaining grant money. Two of the mental problems, bul* let us also will be held 444 Brickell Avenue, 3rd Floor Someone who hasn't had the examples he cited as exaggeration, get the facts straight. Miami, Florida 33131 opportunity to learn otherwise may however, are inaccurate. March 13 & 14, believe her. at the Student Union. Dean Churchill, The luring ot lawyers is vi important decision lhat should not be bisad solely upon advertisements I agree that it is a pity that many Landefeld argued that there will Belore you decide, ask us to send you wntten mforma* on about our qualifications and experience. always be an ozone layer, since assistant professor Sat: 9:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. people go through high school of meteorology without learning the geography of Sun: 10:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. their country. 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The film, starring Andy Garcia awareness group Aware were among from Hero and Uma Thurman from Dangerous Liaisons, will be shown the 12,000 participants in Sunday's at 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. March 10 AIDS Walk raising money for AIDS at the Beaumont Cinema. Admis­ sion is free for students with a valid research. Cane Card. BY REBECCA WEINSTEIN HONOR STUDENTS HOST Hurricane Stall Writer ANNUAL YEAR-END BANQUET usicians Gloria Estefan and Jon Secada were among the estimated 12,000 people who orget the Name will perform M gathered at the fifth annual AIDS Walk on at the Honor Students Asso­ Sunday. The event raised more than $400,000 for tlie F ciation's annual banquet, at Health Crisis Network. 7:15 p.m. April 2 at the Dadeland This vear's turnout for the 10-kilometer walk was Marriott, 9090 S. Dadeland Boule­ almost double last year's. And for the second straight vard. Students can sign up in the year at least 10 University of Miami students Honors office, Building 21Y. Tick­ representing the organization Aware walked. ets are $5 for members and $10 "I feel really proud that so many people have come for guests. from college," senior Erika de la Barra said. "It's POR LIFE early Sunday morning and people have come to walk. They care and are aware of what is going on." QUEST SEMINAR TACKLES "1 am walking because I thought it was for a good cause and also because I thought it would be fun," Lisa SEX AMD LIQUOR ISSUES j Graham, a 1992 UM graduate, said. ngela Abrahamson, assistant Money raised by the event will be divided by HCN. dean of Students, will host a Eighty-five percent of the money will be useed to take A Quest seminar entitled "For immediate care of people with the virus and to educate Sale: Sex & Booze" at noon March others. The remainder will go to other smaller South Florida AIDS-service agencies. 10 in UC 211. Admission is free for students with a valid Cane Card. However, the idea of the walk was not merely to raise money for HCN, but to increase people's AIDS • ON THE DOTTED LINE: Andrew Odze signs a awareness. petition circulated at Ihe AIDS Walk Sunday aimed "Every year more and more people are affected by at allowing gays in the military. SONGWRITER PERFORMS the disease," Dennis Edwards, co-chairperson of the IN MIAMI BEACH event, said. "People are getting involved in fighting it. said. "There is no age or race to this disease. The sickness is greater, and so is the response." Together is the only way we will beat this. The crowd s part of the Professional "We feel that Gloria and Jon's involvement will help is into it and I can feel its unity. That is really Folk Circuit Concert Series, create a greater awareness of the disease, particularly important." A Greg Brown will perform at within the Hispanic community," Emilio Estefan, At the conclusion of the opening ceremonies, 8 p.m. March 13 at Stephen Talk- Gloria's husband and a UM alumnus, said. Statistics Secada sang "America, The Beautiful." house, 616 Collins Avenue, Miami acquired by HCN show 31.2 percent of AIDS victims WHQT-FM 105 presenter Maio hosted the event Beach. Brown has written songs as Hispanic. for Santana and Willie Nelson. You and music was provided by jazz saxophone artist "So many people hsve shown up from all ages and Gerald Demitri. must be at least 21 years old to be walks of life,' Gloria Estefan, also a UM alumna, said. admitted. Admission is $10. From WCIX-TV Channel 6 news, guests included • CELEBRITIES: UM alumni Gloria and Emilio Estefan and their son "It affects everybody. I have talked to my son about it. Communication and prevention are the keys." Nayib walked in the fifth annual AIDS walk to raise money for disease Seepage 91 AIDS WALK FIU SHOW FEATURES research. "AIDS is for now," Secada, also a UM graduate, STUDENT WORKS OF ART he Annual Student Show, a • MOVIE REVIEW: **• juried exhibition of art work T by Florida International University students, will feature an opening reception at 8 p.m. March Bad Lieutenant repulses, but captivates audience 12 at The Art Museum at FIU, University Park, PC 110. The uni­ hocking, blasphemous, repulsive. Abel words, if the sight of Harvey Keitel mastur­ engage in a rather strange sex act, guzzling must reiterate my initial warning: This mov­ versity is at Southwest 107th Ave­ Ferrara's newest film. Bad Lieutenant, bating is too much for you to handle, go see vodka and stumbling around completely ie is far from "first date" material. Without nue and Eighth Street. S could accurately be described by using 77ie? Temp. On the other hand, those viewers naked in a drunken stupor — you get the giving away a few of its' more controversial these three adjectives. In fact, the entire who are not frightened away by the film's idea. Ferrera takes no chances in conveying scenes, you will see things in Bad Lieuten­ film seems to be bent on obvious attempts to shock them are in for a to his audience hist how corrupt this man is. ant that are seldom allowed to appear on the DOROTHY GOES the idea of pushing the fascinating character study. Keitel's performance is possibly the best silver screen. Viewers who are easily upset TO WONDERLAND boundaries of accepted Bad Lieutenant is by no means a decep­ of his long and brilliant career. From the should stay home. However, those of you decency. Underneath the tive title. The film is about just that — a opening frames to the closing credits, his who do venture out to catch Bad Lieutenant muck and the grime, how­ police lieutenant, flawlessly portrayed by portrayal is so convincing that it's nearly will not be let down. It is as offensive as it is ctors' Playhouse is present­ ever, lies a film that is at Keitel, who is simply bad. He begins the film frightening. The success or failure of the engrossing and I recommend it. ing a children's musical once entertaining, realis­ as a man who seems to have hit rock bottom film itself depends heavily on Keitel's own Craig Sherman is a senior majoring in A called Dorothy Meets Alice, tic and complex. and spends the next two hours sinking. ability to act, and he prevails without an awk­ which brings together Alice from Motion Pictures and Psychology. Be forewarned: Bad In the first scene, we are introduced to ward moment. There are no other main Alice in Wonderland and Dorothy Lieutenant is not two characters. He is on screen for nearly the from The Wizard of Oz. Perfor­ this nameless policeman as he drives his two Bad UeitMMt (NC-17) hours of mindless brain boys to school and, as soon as they leave the full two hours and maintains the same level mances are at 2 p.m. Saturdays candy. It's NC-17 rating of riveting intensity throughout. Aries Films through April 3 at 8851 SW 107th car, he snorts a line of cocaine. This is fol­ is well deserved and it AAN lowed by scenes of the lieutenant gambling AH these factors add up to make Bad Length: 120 minutes Ave. Tickets are $5.50 for children will, no doubt, disgust and $6.50 for adults. MOVIE with large amounts of money, selling ana Lieutenant a fine film, which is sure to be Cast: Harvey Keitel many viewers. In other REVIEWER smoking cocaine, watching two women hated by a few. With this endorsement I Local Screens: AMC CocoWalk 6 • COMICS

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TfiSf TAK.6S WlV£R&.. Tuesday, March 9, 1993 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 9 • MUSIC REVIEW • BOOK REVIEW:* 99 Ways... not worth the cash f you have an extra $7 and if Realizing that this book may be teeth. With a few exceptions, this you maintain a large selection of some great value to the inexpe­ book manages to squeeze a lump of I of brief, humorous paperbacks rienced beer drinker, I suggest coal into a piece of cubic zirconia. stacked above the that Mr. Stern, the author, follow The amazing thing about this your bathroom, up on this literary gem with a book is that a drunken brainstorm­ then I highly I series of self-help books. For ing session can be transformed into recommend 99 {instance, how about 99 Ways to a book with a minimum of effort. Ways to Open a Open a Bra without Losing a Fin- This is the type of thing you see Beer Bottle geii Or 99 Reasons for Missing a passed around the office on a sheet Without a Bot-< Class Without Repeating Yourself! of 8V_-inch-by-l 1-inch paper. tie Opener by Maybe Stern should even write up Basically my advice is this: Read Brett Stern. 99 Lines to Use at the Same Bar in the book at your local bookstore In the immor­ One Night Without Getting when it's released on March 10 tal words of Slapped. and save the $7 for a pizza and a Dave Barry, I At any rate, each of the 99 meth­ beer. Oh, and wait until spring am not making ods in the Crown Trade Paperback break when you'll see for yourself this up. For book is photographed, placed 999 ways to open beer bottles those of you EDITORIAL alongside instructions, and rated without openers. Finally, get your­ who have never COLUMNIST for difficulty. I found one of the self an agent and become an worked on a major newspaper, or dominant motifs happen to be ways author. It doesn't look that diffi­ even The Miami Hurricane, the to open your beer bottle on the cult. entertainment editor always seems street or in a car. Without com­ Ken DeMoor is an MBA candi­ to get the most mail. Unfortunately menting on the legality of such sit­ date specializing in Strategic Beer a great deal of the mail turns out to uations, some of the more interest­ Drinking and Investments in Pain be press releases or unsolicited ing methods involved a public Relievers. books and tapes, but occasionally phone, an automatic teller you find something interesting. machine, a newspaper vending What I found interesting was machine and my personal favorite, 99 WAYS TO OPEN Courtesy of the DAVID GEFFEN COMPANY that the publisher chose to send the trunk of a police car. Methods • CRAZY: Andrew Scott, Jay Ferguson, Patrick Pentland and Chris Murphy make up the new alternative this book to a coUege paper. In my to use in the bathroom include the A BEER BOTTLE band Sloan. experience, I have found coUege stall door hinge and the hairdryer. WITHOUT A BOTTLE OPENER students to be most ingenious in Sporting equipment aids that were opening beer bottles without an listed included golf clubs, pool brid­ opener. In fact, some fellow jour­ ges and a catcher's mask., particu­ Brett Stern nalists and myself recently even larly enjoyed the zipper method 112 Pages Three new releases offer mixed bag experimented with trying to open a and the belt buckle technique Crown Trade Paperback bottle of wine without a corkscrew. although the approach I use most Available March 10 Ha! ee Byron, what's new in in Kansas Anymore. The album isn't half bad either. often is number 99: Using your Price: $7 the music world?" asked Once again, Michael puts togeth­ It begins with "Too Much Informa­ "G the musically hungry. er a Sgt. Pepper of dreamy, alter­ tion,' a cry of overexposure about curious, ambitious, annoy- native nip hop with a serious politi­ MTV and the media in general. • AIDS WALK, continued ing UM under­ cal focus alongside a clever sense graduate stu­ of humor. The hip hop influence Byron K. Warren is a senior dent. (not rap) is prominent along with majoring in music and speech edu­ "Funny yor many elements of jazz, funk, and ol cation. Aware goes the extra mile in AIDS Walk should ask,' course alternative guitar pop. said Byron, the Another new alternative band NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE From page 8 dle of the road. Set up 16 years "People were cheering and musk reviewer singing as they walked," fresh­ who constantly with a keen sense of humor is Basehead anchorwo- ago, it was the first club of it's Sloan. Their DGC debut is man Barbara Sloane and assign­ kind. man Tina Fife, member of the reviews an IMAGO /BMG Records Hecht Program Council said. abundance of Smeared and is full of surprises, ment editor Kevin Kraus, an "As the people pass us they tricks, ups and downs, and whatev­ Singles: "Pass The Thought," AIDS victim who hosts AIDS start cheering and dancing," Bob "There was musk along the way alternative er the band decides to throw in on "Split Personality" and "Brown Journal, a program aimed at giv­ Mize, as member of Mustang, that kept me going." bands thst most 12 tunes. Kisses Pt. One" Many said the crowds of people UM students ing people a personalized account said. "We've got squares on the MUSIC The first song, "Under­ of the disease and an update on AIDS quilt as members of our seemed endless. don't know SMEARED new treatment and therapies. "It looks like half of Miami is about instead of REVIEWER whelmed," is by far the best and group have died from the virus. most humorous catchy tune on Sloan "I am trying to change people's That's why I am so glad to see so here," Denise McCaughin, a rep­ reviewing the latest Jimmy Buffet Smeared. record. The David Getten Company perception on AIDS," Kraus said. many people walking today to resentative for the American- On the pop side of things, "Ordi­ "I look like an ordinary person fight the disease." Welding Society, said. WeU, tbe saga of "what you Singles: "Underwhelmed," and by doing this show I am try­ The walk route began at Wash­ need" as opposed to "what you nary World' is currently No. 1 on "Sugartune" and "I Am The A member of the UM faculty the BiUboard charts, all over MTV, ing to teach people. I can Uve ington Avenue, went around Lin­ and nurse at Jackson Memorial- want" continues. Cancer" with it and the public can look at One of the most criticaUy and on the radio practically every coln Road and back to South Hospital Leslie Schort said that five minutes. It's also the firsttun e me and think differently about Pointe Park. Along the way, par­ acclaimed underground success DURAN DURAN the virus." certain people still feel they were bands of 1992 was Basehead with this decade to take tbe BiUboard ticipants were given Water and immune. No. 1 position, lose it and reclaim it Duran Duran As the Estefans and their son, moral support. At the end of the their Imago debut, Play with Toys. Nayib, led the walk, the South "People are coming around, The Washington, D.C.-based quin­ again. Welcome to the second com­ Capitol Records walk, trophies were awarded to ing of Duran Duran, or actually, Florida Mustangs, the gay square those companies and individuals but they need to realize that no tet led by Michael Ivey has just Single*: "Ordinary World." dancing club, danced in the mid­ one is an exception," Schort said. released a aophomore effort, Not the third coming. "Love Voodoo" and "Shotgun" who raised the most money. • MEN'S BASKETBALL • PREVIEW f Third time the charm Edwards: for patient Hamilton Pay back BY JASON MOLINET ing of age. Assistsnt Sports Editor I thought we played hard and Finally. aggressive, especially in the sec­ Leonard Hamilton had to wait ond half," Hamilton said. "We in order three seasons, but he finally didn't shoot as high a percentage pushed his team into the double as we would have liked, but we BY JASON MOLINET digits in the win column. The made the big baskets." Assistant Sports Editor Miami men's basketball coach with Tied at 41 with the Wildcats at It's pay-back time for George­ fatherlike concern coddled, coaxed halftime, the Hurricanes (10-16, town. At least, that's what fresh­ and commanded his sibling players 7-11, ninth place in the conference) man sensation Steve Edwards said. and they responded with a 77-76 were never able to open a lead heart-stopping win over Villanova larger than five points down the Ninth-seeded Miami (10-16, to earn his 10th win in the final stretch. 7-11) faces the No. 8 seeded Hoyas regular season contest at The Lance Miller, who led all scorers (15-11, 8-10) at 7 p.m. Thursday Miami Arena with 5,054 on hand with 26 points on nine of 13 shoot­ night in the first round of the Big Saturday night. ing, let another victory slip away East Tournament at Madison Though the game served to hon­ from Villanova when his open 10- Square Garden in New York City. or the live seniors who were play­ foot jumper rimmed out with 11 ing for the last time at home, it also seconds remaining in the contest. The game will be televised by marked the future of the Miami His follow-up shot with three sec­ WBFS-TV (Channel 33) and broad­ program paying dividends in the onds to go also fell short, sealing cast by both WVUM-FM (90.5) present. UM's seventh Big East victory of and WIOD-AM (610). "I thought our youngsters the year, six better than a year The pay back Edwards is refer­ played solid defensively down the ago. ring to is the 82-64 drilling UM stretch," Hamilton said. "They The six-game difference tied the suffered March 3 at the Capital showed a lot of maturity." third largest turnaround in confer­ Centre in Landover, Md. The game • Constantin Popa, the 7-3 ence history. Boston College's featured two plots — the Hoyas sophomore who was named Third eight-game improvement during effectively shutting down the Hur­ OT E B OO K Team All-Big East Monday, scored the 1980-81 season is the biggest ricanes' inside game and the Hurri­ a career-high 25 points, grabbed jump. canes responding with a massive 13 rebounds and registered four "I don't know what to say," three-point air strike. Though blocks to help ignite the Hurri­ first-year Villanova Coach Steve Miami connected on a Big East RUSSELL QUALIFIES FOR canes. Lappas said. "We tried — we tried season-high 15 threes, it was too NCAA CHAMPIONSHIPS • Freshman Steve Edwards, real hard. It was just another one of little to stem the tide of the Hoyas who was named to the Big East those nights for us." dominating presence inside. rookie squad Monday, continued Villanova, meanwhile, lost its ast Thursday, sophomore expanding his offensive cache of seventh straight game to close out "Our big man is gonna have to Gillian Russell, the 1992 weapons, adding 20 points to the the regular season and concluded step up," Edwards said. "We're L NCAA Indoor Champion in mix, including a 10 of 10 night on its worst season at 8-18 since Rol­ gonna bang with them." the 55-meter hurdles, earned a the free throw line. lie Massimino first took over dur­ chance to defend her title when she • Even the usually low-key ing the 1973-74 campaign. They The big man — 7-3 center Con­ finished first at the Florida Fast sophomore Pat Lawrence made his finished in last place in the Big East stantin Popa — led the way when Times Meet in Gainesville, Fla., presence known, scoring 12 points with a 3-15 mark. the Hoyas visited The Miami Are­ with a time of 7.68 seconds. on six of 10 shooting and pulling Both teams will be playing PRESTON MACK / Photo Editor na Jan. 2. Popa scored 16 points 'down seven boards before fouling Thursday night at Madison Square • "CASH": Sophomore Pat Lawrence adds the exclamation point to and recorded five blocked shots en The time equaled the NCAA out. Garden in the opening round of the the Hurricanes' 77-76 victory over Villanova Saturday night to end the route to a 80-69 toppling of then automatic qualifying standard and It was a true sign of a team com­ Big East Tournament. No. 10 Georgetown. ensured Russell a birth in the regular season. NCAA Indoor Track and Field Championships to be held March 12-13 in Indianapolis, Ind. • VIEWPOINT Russell will join 1992 Outdoor All-American pole vaulter Bill Deering in Indianapolis. Currently, Carlesimo's success at Seton Hall should be appreciated these are the only two Miami rep­ resentatives. Deering qualified for J. Carlesimo looked relieved. His the NCAA Indoors on Jan. 31. Seton Hall Pirates had just done what P seven other Big East teams couldn't Due to a back injury suffered — win at the Miami Arena. Dec. 12, this was only the second That was Feb. 23, when the Pirates made meet in which she ran her best Miami an 85-73 victim, event, the 55-meter hurdles. She just one of eight consecu­ had met the NCAA provisional tive conference wins as qualifying mark of 7.93 at the Big they went on to claim East Indoor Championships last back-to-back Big East weekend with a time of 7.72 sec­ Regular Season Champi­ onds. onships. But Carlesimo, whose This marks the third successive team is ranked No. 10 NCAA Track and Field Champion­ and the top seed in this ship that Russell has qualified to week's Big East Tourna­ participate in. Previously, Russell ment, deserves it. He has qualified for the 1992 Indoors and faced the adversity and Outdoors, and most recently, the taken sharp criticism 1993 Indoors. ASST. SPORTS beyond Leonard Hamil­ EDITOR ton's years. — LIAM FITZGERALD Yet, Hamilton's squad is in a position Car­ lesimo is familiar with. The Hurricanes OOPS (10-16, 7-11) are the ninth seed and face eighth seed Georgetown (15-11, 8-10) Thursday at 7 p.m. at Madison Square Gar­ • Due to computer problems, den in New York. a number of names in the Big "To win six games, this quickly is an East Swimming and Diving unbelievable achievement," Carlesimo said Championships were mis­ of the second-year member of the Big East. spelled. It was freshman "It took us five years to win six games. So, Tamas Deutsch that set two to do what they've done with as many young Individuals records in the 100 players and two guys out is incredible." and 200-yard backstroke. Tre­ vor Jamison was a member of Miami is the decided underdog in New the 200-yard medley relay that York. And though the Hurricanes present a set a school record. He also threat, they aren't given a "New York min­ swam tegs in the 400 and ute" to take home the tournament title and 800-yard freestyle relays. Gin­ the automatic berth in the NCAA Tourna­ ger Gravlin is one of the 10 ment that comes with it. That role is seniors graduating at the end reserved for Seton Hall. PRESTON MACK / Photo Editor of the season. "I think we can win it all," UM guard Steve Edwards grins. "We could be a Cin- • A DIFFERENT KIND OF BILL: After nearly a decade at UM as Sebastian the Ibis, John Routh moves on to become the mascot of Seepage ///VIEWPOINT Major League Baseball's Florida Marlins. He was honored at Saturday's game against Villanova in the Miami Arena. BIG EAST BASKETBALL FINAL MEN'S STANDINGS • BASEBALL MIAMI VS. JACKSONVILLE • WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Team Overall Conference Seton Hall 24-6 14-4 St. John's 17-9 12-43 Syracuse 18-8 10-8 UM beaches Fins; To repeat or not to repeat: Pittsburgh 17-9 9-9 Providence 17-10 9-9 Boston College 15-11 9-9 The real question for Labati Connecticut 15-11 9-9 improves to 10-9 Georgetown 15-11 8-10 Miami 10-16 7-11 BY LIAM FITZGERALD BY AMY LEIS team. The three seniors are really Villanova 8-18 3-15 Hurricane Staff Writer Hurricane Staff Writer self-motivators." UAflTIN EMENOrSporta EdHor' For the first time this season, Miami (10-9) has Last night, Miami took on Provi­ After taking a 36-25 lead into pushed its record over the .500 mark. The Hurricanes dence in the championship game of halftime, Miami decided the fate of won two out of three games from Jacksonville this past the Big East Women's Basketball the Wildcats with a 21-5 run to HOME EVENTS weekend, including a hard fought 8-6 decision on Sun­ Tournament. The winner received start the second half. day before a crowd of 1,237 at Mark Light Stadium. an automatic bid to the NCAA Big East Rookie of the Year can­ MARCH 10 The Canes will now switch their attention to a Tournament which starts March didate Holly Rilinger finished the 7:30 p.m. Baseball Wednesday night meeting with Georgetown before 17. If the Hurricanes won, they game with 13 points and four UM vs.Georgetown taking on rivalFlorid a Friday and Saturday, both at 7 might have an opportunity to host a rebounds for UM. MARCH 11 p.m. at Mark Light. The Gators swept two games tournament game for the second The Wildcats tried to battle back from Miami in Gainesville, Fla. two weekends ago. year in a row. with a 14-6 run in the last five min­ 11a.m.

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.OMEN'S TENNIS $77.00 UM CRUISE aeons of Wake left in the dust TO BAHAMAS BYAMYLEIS Friday, March 19 from the South Florida's Finest Aerobic Hurricane Staff Writer Port of Miami Instructors All Under One Roof. Despite playing with an injured 7:30 am till 12:45 am Instructors: Louis, Vicki, Aimee, Jerome, right knee, top seed Melissa Maz­ Frank, Jill, Gisele, Calese, Jenine, zotta led Miami to a 5-1 victory CRUISE INCLUDES: Thomas The Promise,1 PePe, Orlando over Wake Forest Saturday at the BREAKFAST, LUNCH, & Steve Neil Schiff Tennis Center. She DINNER, SHOW. LIVE BAND • Work out with Reebok National Aerobic defeated the Demon Deacons' Ter­ AND MORE. $39- PORT Champions ry Zawacki, 6-4, 3-6, 7-5. CHARGE IS INCLUDED. • $5 a das. with UM ID Mazzotta's play has been hin­ Book by Tuesday, March 16. Present this ad and receive dered by an anterior cruciate liga­ Reservations with payment only, one free class, (first time guests only) ment tear that she suffered two cash or credit card. Proof of 9835 Sunset Drive #110 years ago while skiing in Colorado. ^N^ Citizenship required. -^ (Next to The Melting Pot) For more information call 595-4855 "My knee is getting better," Mazzotta said. "I have a little bit of i Sunlland Travel | pain all the time, but I have to get used to it. It's not going to make Call for details* 255-6000 me stop playing." The junior missed all of last sea­ son while in rehabilitation. "I reaUy admire Melissa," co- captain Bettina Sonneveld said. "She's doing a good job. She used to win very easily, but now it's harder because of her knee." UM's second seed, Julie Downs, lost the first set to Dana Evans, 2-6, but battled back to capture the final two and pull off the win 6-3, 6-4. Other winners for the Hurri­ canes included: Junior Michelle Fry who defeated Beth Barker in a tough three set match, 6-3, 3-6, 7-6, freshman Pilar VaUs who dom­ inated Patricia Murren, 6-1, 6-1 TUE- LAIHI.S HOSPITALITY NIGHT and newcomer LeAnne Gutkin who Crab Racing defeated Diane McKeon, 6-7, 6-2, 6-2. No Cover, Ladles Drink Free 9pm-Midnig.it Junior Rachel Viollet was absent 50% OFF for Hospitality Employees. Weekly Crazy Contest! for the match. Due to her shoulder surgery and rehabilitation, she will THU- THE ULTIMATE COLLEGE NIGHT not be competing for the rest of the 9PM- 4AM PRESTON MACK /Photo Editor season. TERMINATOR TENNIS: Senior Bettina Sonneveld fires back in The Hurricanes (6-4), wiU be $2.00 shooters*$2.50 Frozen Drinks Kami's 5-1 win against Wake Forest Saturday at the Neil Schiff Tennis matching up against Wisconsin $2.50 32 Oz. Drafts*$2.50 Jagerita's*$3.00 Wells enter. today. SUN- "JAMAICAN ME CRAZY MON" VIEWPOINT, cettene.. Live Reggae Party B.B.Q. at 3:00pm $2.50 Frozen Drinks. Bring your Dreads. Open for Happy Hour Friday 5-9pm Pirates coach turns adversity around Tue- Thurs 9pm-4am. Sat- Sun 3pm-t.il Dawn I From page 10 ning conference mark until the The Pirates made it back to the 1988-89 season. dance the past two seasons, 3000 Grand avenue derella team." That was his breakthrough year. advancing to the Sweet Sixteen in The former Miami Senior High The Pirates rode a 31-6 record each appearance. Cocoanut Grove, Fl 33133 standout oozes with enthusiasm into the Kingdome in Seattle and And now Seton HaU is poised to (305)-443-5530 few probably share. came within a point of winning the make yet another title run. But, Carlesimo, however, is a believ­ National Championship. Michigan, don't dislike Carlesimo for his good BE RESPONSIBLE, DON'T DRINK AND DRIVERS er. He's made it to the big dance with unstoppable Glen Rice (now fortune — he shaped his own. He dressed as Cinderella — glass slip­ starring for the Miami Heat) deserves it. pers and aU. So, you can't teU him dashed Seton HaU's dreams 80-79 it's not possible. Anything is possi­ in overtime. Jason Molinet is a sophomore ble for a man who rode out four los­ Then came the disappointment majoring in history and minoring ing seasons and didn't post a win­ of a 12-16 season the year after. in news-editorial journalism. Spring Break Headquarters

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