Journalists discuss role of network news in society Brokaw, field leaders draw crowd of 200 By MADELINE BARO Hurricane Staff Writer more time is spent debating whether or NBC Nightly News anchor Tom Bro­ "I'm impressed that the not a story of questionable merit should kaw and a panel of broadcast journalists University brought such a be reported than in America. He said he discussed the role of network news in well-placed, well-connected group was shocked by some news broadcasts he society at "A Public Forum on Network saw in Miami. News" Saturday at the Ring Theatre. of journalists." Cramer received a round of applause The panel included Ed Turner, execu­ EDDIE DOMINGUEZ when he said he was worried about news tive vice-president of CNN; Barbara UM alumna that catered to the lowest common domi- Cochran, CBS News Washington Bureau nator. chief; Kathryn Christensen, senior pro­ Dominguez, a journalism student who ducer of ABC World News Tonight; Chris "I thought it was quite informative," graduated from UM in December. said broadcast student Melissa Viscount, Cramer, head of news gathering for BBC The hour-long discussion touched on news; and Brokaw. who said she enjoyed the discussion about topics like diversity in the newsroom, sensationalism in Miami news program­ Houston Chronicle television editor sensational news reporting, network ming. "It was amusing." Ann Hodges, Miami Herald television news personalities, the moral role of "It was a great opportunity to meet critic Hal Boedeker and Paul Steinle, news in society and media coverage. The head of the School of Communication's professionals or experts in the area of panel also answered questions submitted journalism," said Daniel French, a broad­ journalism program, questioned the by the audience before the discussion. panel. cast journalism student. Brokaw said network news allows peo­ Washington Week in Review Ken Bode "It's incredible to interact with the ple all over the country to receive the people that I've looked up to," said Tif­ was the moderator for the discussion, same information. He said diversity in which about 200 people attended. fany Sniegocki, a junior majoring in newsrooms is also important so different broadcast journalism. "I'm impressed that the University views can be expressed. brought such a well-placed, well-con­ C-SPAN will televise the forum, which SEAN HEMMERLE/Staff Photographer Cramer offered the British perspec­ was produced by the School of Communi­ nected group of journalists," said Eddie tive of television news. He said in Britain • PANEL DISCUSSION: NBC News Anchor Tom Brokaw was a member of a panel of cation's Television News Workshop journalists discussing network news Saturday afternoon at the Ring Theatre Station cuts specialty shows in half UM's oldest sorority By MADELINE BARO HurricaneStaff Writer This semester, WVUM (90.5 FM) cut several of its specialty to become inactive shows from three hours to an By JASON ZDANOWICZ hour and a half in order to play On April 30, all active sisters Managing Editor who have requested alumni status more alternative music, upsetting Alpha Epsilon Phi, the oldest some DJs in the process. will be made alumni and sisters sorority at the University of who plan on transferring to schools Program Director Jason Gor­ Miami, will temporarily close at with active AEPhi chapters will don said the shows were reduced UM, at the end of this semester. retain active status for the time in order to make room for more Ann Kowel, AEPhi president, being. alternative programming, which said she thinks the sorority will re­ The current pledge class will is WVUM's format. open at UM in three to six years. have the option of pledging another Gordon said the executive The closing is the result of many sorority in the fall. board of the radio station made a factors, Kowel said, including com­ "All members in good status decision on each show. petition caused by two new sorori­ with the chapter can be put on Nikki Tominac, WVUM gen­ ties, Zeta Tau Alpha and Gamma alumni status," Kowel said. Phi Beta, that have begun at UM eral manager, said that schedul­ Kowel said the University would ing problems also played a part in within the past three years and probably let the sorority return the derision to change the time ongoing problems within the soror­ after three years, but the national allotted for some shows. She said ity, which was reorganized by its organization has indicated to her in the spring, sports program­ national chapter last year. that they will probably wait four or The proposal to temporarily shut five years, anticipating a decrease ming takes up many of the sta­ down the chapter was approved by tion's prime time slots. in competition between the new the Panhellenic Council and the sororities and also to ensure that Some shows had to be resched­ sorority's national chapter. all current sisters have left the uled and about half of the shows "At a Panhellenic meeting University. thai had a three hour time slot before spring break it was brought were given a 90 minute time slot up for a motion to allow AEPhi to Kowel said no decisions have this semester. She also said that close and open again in three to six been made regarding AEPhi's suite new 90 minute shows, like a years," Kowel said. in the Panhellenic building. She techno show and a road music Kowel said ten sisters have said the suite may be reserved for asked for alumni status because of the sorority's return, or assigned show, were created this semes­ to another group for the interim. ter. a lack of national support. "We created as many new shows as we reduced the time on other shows," Tominac said. Tominac said the 12-member Assistant provost search WVUM executive board made a decision on each show as to whether to reschedule the show CHRIS BERNACCHI/Photo Editor or change the time allotted for begins and ends at UM • SPECIALTY SHOWS: Alex Tenta, left, and Jeff Spears host the metal specialt/show from 10 p.m. the show, Listenership was part of the decision, she said. to 1 a.m. Wednesday nights on WVUM (FM 90.5). Their show was not cut in half. By KIMBERLY WEISSMAN of athletes, so we knew that we had Tominac said listenership was 1 Hurricane Staff Writer a winner already without looking tions and criticisms from listen­ Robbins said he k in the pro- -'o* * WVUM and that it appeals further," Glaser said. gauged based on a survey con­ cess of getting a petition signed to P^P1*! who do not llke alterna- Anna Price, who is currently ers, she said. UM's assistant athletic director for Price said her experience as ducted by the Business School so that his show can be restored t,ve music. last spring and the number of Rob Robbins, who hosts "Specialty shows are there for Academic Support and Student assistant athletic director will help "Music With Meaning," a con­ to three hours. Services, has been named assistant her performance the new responsi­ phone calls a show received. Avivit Ashkenazi, who hosts a the diversity of the music," she The goal, Tominac said, was to temporary Christian music show said. provost of the University of Miami bilities of assistant provost. on Sunday mornings, said he did show that features contemporary by Executive Vice President and "My familiarity and knowledge get as much format programming Jewish and Israeli music, said that Gordon added that the large as possible this semester. She not like the fact that his show was part of the station's audience is Provost Luis Glaser. Price will hold of the various entities associated cut down to 90 minutes and that she was offended when her show both positions. with academic support will said the decisions for this semes­ was reduced to 90 minutes. not on the UM campus and said ter are on a "tentative trial basis" he did not like the way it was han­ students are not in an uproar over Glaser said the University was enhance what I do in the Provost dled. He said the people who "I felt it was a slap in my face," looking for someone who could suc­ office," Price said. "In addition to and the station's new manage­ Ashkenazi said. the decisions. ment in the summer or the fall made the decision were not the "It is not that big of a deal," he cessfully coordinate and administer working exclusively with student could change the schedule again. ones who informed him of the She said her show, which has the support services, primarily aca­ athletes, I will now provide ser­ been on for 12 vears, is a tradi- said. "It's being made out to be a The station is open to sugges- reduction of his show. horrible huge thing and it's not." demic, that UM provides for vices for all students." undergraduate students. Price said her specific emphasis However, Glaser said, he did not will be targeted towards disabled, think a national search for an assis­ honors and international students. tant provost was necessary During her 22 years of experi­ because he felt the person best ence in the area of academic sup­ Pro-life inserts destroyed in UC suited to fill the position was port, Price taught welfare mothers already here at UM. and high school dropouts at 'Pissed off Wimmin' claims responsibility "Anna Price has been extremely successful in academic counseling Seepage _-7 PRICE By DARIN KLAHR and JENNIFER RAMACH the fax used Respect Life's name and num­ Of the Staff ber. Ten thousand supplements "They've done that before," Respect Life from the Human Life of Minnesota, Inc., a Associate Director Joan Crown said. Crown pro-life organization, that were supposed to said that she was contacted by Miami Police a while back, she couldn't remember when, This Issue be included in the April 5 issue of The Miami Hurricane were vandalized sometime after P.O.W. claimed responsbility for between 2:30 and 5 a.m. Monday. spray-painting a coat hanger and the form of a dying woman's body on the sidewalk of Hr.* i*11 '.Hiii I*.WM A group calling itself P.O.W., "pissed off ••l.TIM^ till I -l.e e Miami City Hall. She said that the city nai'.sr.t t :i IHWMM.I wimmin," claimed responsibility for the van­ l.el IMliM.i HMu'-l received a fax giving Rescue Life's phone IIH UH_1 "J.).1*1 dalism Monday afternoon by faxing a press number. l-ttiMM ia';«IMJj release to The Hurricane business office, "It shows their desperation of not want­ hiuur.uii :•-__'_)-in-i saying "P.O.W. has stopped inaccurate anti- L'/JUII-I i'l IU WMHI choice propaganda from being distributed to ing the truth to get out," Crown said. N_H_1 PT3 '•MIS'i__I spranaau wwnnra students by the school paper, The Hurri­ Public Safety Officer TJ. Richard said he il liiUHUHi cane" would supplement the fax onto the existing •I - l.i'H police report. Richard said the case would be "We will not allow any person or any turned over to the Detective Bureau at the • Puzzled? Check out the group to usurp or restrict our right to abor­ Coral Gables Police Department. crossword puzzle. tion," the release stated. "Instead, we will • ROCK ON: WVUM's Sea Accent, paga 9. unmask the 'right to life' hate mongers and Replacements for the destroyed supple­ fund-raising benefit is reveal their agenda of misogyny. Tabloids ments will be obtained in time for distribu­ Tuesday and Wednesday such as this are teh so-called 'right to lifer's' tion next week, said Julio Fernandez, busi­ night. Forget the Name is ness manager for The Miami Hurricane. • MOVING ON UP: With desperate effort to make women feel shame appearing. or guilt for having abortions. P.O.W. says The supplements, a 12-page tabloid, were wins over UConn and women will have abortions openly and with­ strewn across the floor of the back stairwell See Accent, page 8. College this out apology." The release further stated the of the Whitten University Center. Red paint weekend, Craig Brown and abortion is a moral right, that neither was poured across the supplements. Red his Florida teammates churches nor people from Minnesota can paint was also poured on the top supplement DARREN ARN S/Staff Photographer • Should the Student earned the right to compete stop abortions. in each box that was not emptied, effectively • VANDALISM: Lynette Malinger, editor-in-chief of Government Elections in their first ever Final Four ruining the supplements not spread on the The release provided the Hialeah phone The Miami Hurricane, looks through destroyed Commission be abolished? this Saturday. floor. number of an organization called Respect copies of advertising supplements sponsored by See Opinion, paga 4. Saa Sports, paga 10. Life, a pro-life organization from the Archdi­ ocese of Miami. The header across the top of See page 21 VANDALISM pro-life organizations. Page 2 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday, March 29, 1994

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TODAY • Friends of the Gifford Career Fair offers networking opportunity • InterVarsity Christian Fel­ Arboretum/Dept. of Biology lowship/Hillel Jewish Student are presenting the 1994 Gifford By SHAUN WILEY majors and students are welcome. Senior Jason Gordon said he is nities for non-business majors. Center will be having an model Arboretum lecture at 7:30 p.m. in Hurricane Staff Writer Shirley Ingold, director of looking forwaru to meeting with Traditionally, Ingold said, these seder. ICF's weekly Bible studies the Cox Science Center Room 126. Trying to find a job? Looking for Career Planning and Placement, companies in the music industry. students have harder times finding and prayer meetings at 1:40 p.m. Dr. Walter Hodge will speak on your first internship? said the career fair was a late idea. "It's a good [program)." Gordon jobs or internships than business on Thursdays in the UC Interna­ "More Plants for Men: How and Visit the career fair from 10 a.m. "We did not think of it until right said. "It's good this is geared majors. tional Lounge will continue as Why of Foreign Plant Explora­ to 3 p.m. Tuesday in the Flamingo before Christmas break," Ingold toward Arts and Sciences and not usual. The cost for dinner is $8 and tion." A tour of the arboretum will Ballroom of the University Center. said. "In order to give us enough business Imajors]." This is an Forty-nine companies are partic­ subsidies are available through the precede the lecture at 6:30 p.m. The fair is being sponsored by the time to plan it, we had to hold it in opportunity not usually pre­ ipating in the fair. Students should campus ministries. For information and a wine and cheese reception Office of Career Planning and the spring." sented " dress professionally and bring a call Mark Miller at 270-1689 or will follow. The reception will fea­ Placement. Usually, careei fairs are in the resume. Registration for the fair Laura Zel at 665-6948. ture the design master plan poster The fair is targeted at Arts and fall. This is the first time a fair will The idea was for students in will take place at the International • The Muslim Student Orga­ and model by UM landscape archi­ Sciences, Communication and these majors to be able to meet Lounge of the University Center. nization will be holding a General tect Maria Nardi. For information Music majors in particular, but all be in the spring. with companies who have opportu- Door prizes will also be given out. Body Meeting at 7:30 p.m. today. contact John Pascarella at The brothers will meet in Pearson 284-5364 or Jean Crawford at 101 and sisters in 102. For infor­ 284-3974. mation contact Faisal Kamdar at • The UM Scuba Club meets Dramatizing history UM fills 284-2280. at 8:30 p.m. every Thursday in the • Circle K is an international UC International Lounge. We go leadership and service organization diving every weekend. For infor­ affiliated with Kiwanis and Key mation contact Valerie Jernigan at discussed by panel position Clubs. The UM chapter holds its 284-6114. meetings at 6:45 p.m. every Tues­ • The Wesley Foundation By ARNETRIA LEE day in UC 237. For information, presents SELAH at the Wesley Hurricane Staff Writer contact Lucia Sobrin at 266-0605. Coffehouse Thursday night. Doors Problems and prospects for dramatizing history from inside • Earth Alert meets 8 p.m. open at 8 p.m. A $2 cover charge was the topic for a panel discussion Friday afternoon Tuesdays in the Flamingo Ball­ includes gourmet coffee and enter­ at the Beaumont Theatre. PRICE / From page 1 room. Earth Alert is a grassroots tainment. Wesley Foundation is The panel consisted of Janine Perry, playwright of environmental action group, and located at 1210 Stanford Dr., The Distance Between Us; Paul Lazarus, School of Miami-Dade Community College welcomes new members. For across the street from Maho­ Communications; Donald Spivey, Department of His­ and directed an academic support information contact Julie Waileisa ney/Pearson. For information con­ tory; Anthony Barthelemy, Department of English; program for UM students from at 284-3484. tact Doug Hull at 661-1695. Kate Cannon, Department of History; and Gregory 1977 to 1980. ORGANIZATIONS Bush, Department of History, the moderator of the Although she served as Dean of WEDNESDAY • School of Business advisers discussion. Student Affairs at Florida Memo­ • The Organization of Jew­ are available to counsel all students The panelist discussion varied from the effective­ rial College from 1983 to 1984, ish Students invites you to join us who are concidering transfering ness of exposing history in dramatization form to the her primary professional work has for a special movie presentation and help students with course commercial aspects of funding an historical dramatiza­ been at UM, where she directed following Passover dinner at 1100 selection. Business electives, and tion stemmed from the theatrical dramatization pre­ the Upward Bemnd Program from Stanford Dr. Dinner is served from minors in business are open to all sented in the Ring Theatre Thursday and Friday. 1973 to 1988 before taking on her 5 to 6:30 p.m. and costs $6 for students. Registration for all busi­ One of the first concerns mentioned dealt with the new positions. sponsors and $8 for members. The ness students begins April 4. Stu­ audience receptiveness. Perry said when the play was Receiving her Bachelor of Arts movie is free and begins at 7:30 dents can make appointments by presented to local high school students at 10 a.m. Fri­ Degree in Sociology from Central p.m. For information contact Jill calling 284-4641. day the response "was absolutely wonderful. The stu­ State University in , Price Bazel at 665-6948. • The Miami Hurricane will dents asked wonderful questions." graduated Summa Cum Laude. In • Ad Group is a student organi­ be electing a new editor in chief "I was amazed to see that only two actors IJanine addition, she earned her Master of zation which promotes a better and business manager for the Perry and Robert Torie] were able to keep the entire Science Degree in Economics at understanding of the functions of 1994-1995 school year. Elections play interesting, that is, compared to other plays with Wright State University, also in advertising. Advertising majors will be at 7:30 a.m. April 7 in UC a host of actors," UM student Nnyene Nnamdie said. SEAN HEMMERLE/Slatf Photographer Ohiei, and her Doctor of Philosophy and non-majors are welcome. The 237. All interested students must • PLAYWRIGHT: Janine Perry, author of the play Degree from UM. "This is not an easy play," Bush said, which The Distance Between Us. fields a student question Ad Group meets at 6 p.m. every see Arlene Watts in UC 221 for an explained Perry's amazement with the audience's As assistant Athletic Director, Wednesday in UC 233. For infor­ application. Editor in chief candi­ inquiries. Friday afternoon at the Beaumont Cinema. Perry Price coordinated a comprehensive mation call 667-1904. dates should call Bruce Garrison, Perry said she "never cuts passages for a specific was included on a panel addressing the issue of academic suppeirt program for ath­ • The Telecommunications Hurricane adviser, at 284-2265 for dramatizing history. From left to right, Gregory letes of all sports thafis designed an interview; business manager audience which is often times a requirement of play­ Management Association will wrights and directors if there material will become a Bush, Kate Cannon, Anthony Barthelemy and to help aid students in the transi­ be meeting at 5 p.m. every candidate must call Raymonde Bil­ tion period of adjusting to college. ger, Hurricane financial adviser, at success. Donald Spivey were also on the panel. Wednesday in the Executive Con­ Spivey quoted Malcolm X when he said, "by any "My expertise is in administra­ ference Room, the second floor of 284-4922. Both positions include a hates being near an author because they are all dead." tion and my job is to provide a plea­ tuition waiver. means necessary" in explaining the fear of the histo­ the School of Business. Everyone is rian which is the misrepresentation or inaccuracy of the audience laughed. surable experience for the stu­ welcome to attend. For informa­ • Best Buddies, an organiza­ history. Cannon, like Spivey, defended historians m explain­ dents. By knowing and addressing tion contact Marco Pienknagura at tion which establishes friendships ing Hollywood's selection process and how narrative their concerns, we can help them 663-7949. between college students and per­ Lazarus explained that most films with history rep­ conventions may be destructive in reconstructing his­ with potential problems before • Amnesty International sons with mental handicaps, is resentation, such as JFK, Malcolm X, The Last Temp­ tory. they occur," said Price. meets at 8 p.m. every Wednesday looking for a new chapter director tation of Christ, and Schindler's List "don't propose to "The panel discussion was interesting because you Price said the academic support in Mahoney Residential College. for the 1994-95 school year. If you be 'objective reality'." saw things from different perspectives," UM student program hopes to provide the Mtt Don't sit silently while human are responsible, enthusiastic, and Barthelemy helped the audience see the concerns Jeanne Tompkins, summarized the panel discussion service to students by promoting rights abuses continue. Write for hard-working, Best Buddies wants from an English professor perspective by saying, "he saying. the use of the Master Tutor Pro­ rights. For information contact you! For information contact Cris­ gram, the Writing Center and Asia Philbin at 284-3882. tie Vidal at 596-6186. other beneficial faculties on cam­ • Adult Children of Alcohol­ • UM Marketing Club asks pus. ics Support Group meets at 8 p.m. any students interested in forming Price said there is only one way each Wednesday at the Episcopal a marketing club for the 1994-95 Porsche stolen, found damaged to evaluate the success of her pro­ Student Center. Join us ... find out school year to call Beth Dalton at gram. you're not alone! Students, faculty, A 1991 Porsche 911 was stolen er's door lock. Osamah said his cel­ enforcement officer and witness. 662-5521. "My main responsibility i*. the A and staff welcome. For information • The UM Filmmakers' from 5050 Pisano Ave., UM lot lular phone, credit cards and driv­ Footprints on the right side of the 2-109. The vehicle's owner, Al-Sa- er's license were taken from the hood and right rear bumper and a graduation of all students athletes, contact Angela Abrahamson at Association is now accepting and the>se who stay and persist 284-6120. entries for this year's 15th Annual bah Osamah, told police he parked vehicle. three-inch scratch next to the de>e>r his car there at 3 p.m. and • Around 10:15 a.m. Wednes­ handle were also found, but their edueatiein here provide me • Jesus Students Fellowship 'Canes Film Festival. More infor­ with positive feedback," she said. meets Wednesdays at 8 p.m. in UC mation is available in the film returned to find it gone at around day Southland Towing Co. was Duperme said that Ihe teiw-truck 4:20 p.m. The vehicle was towing a vehicle from 1365 Memo­ did neit cause the>se damages. Sut­ Price has received several 245. For information call David office. Contact Mark Santora at heinors, including the Community Brahim at the JSF Infohne at 284-5505 for details. equipped with Lo-Jack, a radar- rial Drive, when the tow truck ton said the tow-truck was parked tracking device and was found driver accidentally touched Scot next to his car since he parked it Headlmer Award from Women in 595-5314, or stop by the UC • The Library Advisory Cominunicatiiins, Women of the breezeway. Board invites you to join if you around 7 p.m. near Don Carter's Sutton's, a senior software special­ that morning and that he did not Kendall Lanes, 13600 North Ken­ ist at UM, 1990 Acura Integra, know how else the damage to his Year fremi the King of Club and the have any ideas on how to improve Black Achiever award from the THURSDAY our library. Applications are avail­ dall Drive. Damage to the vehicle leaving grease on the passenger car could have been caused. included a broken ignition, side next to the door handle, said Family Christian Association of • Alpha Kappa Psi Profes­ able in the Student Government - ZULIMA ROSENOW America. sional Business Fraternity will be office, UC 240. All applications are scratched seats and a broken driv­ Geraldine Duperme, a traffic holding a faculty luncheon from due Tuesday, April 5. For informa­ 11:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. in the Dean's tion contact Regina Mendoza at Conference Room, Jenkins Build­ 284-3082. ing #217. All faculty of the School • The Undergraduate of Business are welcome to attend. School of Business has tickets Red paint poured on 10,000 pro-life inserts For information contact Michelle on sale for the first Sunday home Beauchamp at 661-4101. baseball game, at 1:35 p.m. April VANDALISM I From page ' "Nationally and locally, NOW had to wait until somebody else Glue was removed from the door • The School of Communica­ 17, Marlins vs. San Francisco does not condone breaking laws for came on duty to respond to Fer­ handles leading to the stairs from tion is currently accepting applica­ Giants at Joe Robbie Stadium. A flyer was glued to the wall, the purpeise of making a point. The nandez's call. outside the University Center tions from Communication majors They cost $9 each. Great seats! depicted a coathanger and the only effect this |has| is to alienate Fernandez said he is not sure about 10 a.m. Monday. Physical for various scholarships. Com­ Get yours now at Merrick 104. words "The alternative to legal potential supporters and mem­ how much money the vandalism Plant and maintenance workers pleted applications must be turned Proceeds go toward helping UM's abortion." The flyer had the logo bers," said Kathy Driskell, former will cost The Hurricane, though it said the glue was used to keep the in by today. For information call business clubs. Ask for Ethlyn Wil­ for the group "Pissed off Wimmin" president of the UM chapter of is likely the paper will have to pay door from shutting and locking Grace Durham at 284-5234 or stop liams at 284-4641. below the picture of the hanger. NOW. printing costs for the destroyed properly. by Merrick Building 111. • The Aikido Club will be The logo was identical to the one The boxes were stored at the copies. • A U.S. Income Tax Work­ meeting every Monday, Wednes­ on the fax sent to The Hurricane. bottom of the stairwell in the UC Lynette Malinger, editor in chief There is no evidence the glue shop will be held on from 1 to 4 day, and Friday from 8 to 11 p.m. "This has never happened along with boxes of U: The of The Hurricane, said she thinks was connected to the vandalism, p.m. in UC 245. This will provide at the modular units. Instruction at before," said Virginia Colonel, National College Magazine. The the issue of free speech is even though one worker said he thought assistance with individual tax all levels is provided. Beginners president of the Broward County boxes containing U Magazine, also more important than the money. it was obvious that whoever returns. For information contact are welcome. Come fly with us. For Right to Life Foundation, the local an advertising supplement, were "This is censorship. I don't care destroyed the supplements had International Student Services, information contact Gary Danton organization co-sponsoring the not disturbed. if it's Rush Limbaugh propaganda fixed the door earlier. Building 21F, 284-2928. at 284-3183. supplement to be distributed at Fernandez said he reported the or letters from | People for the Eth­ • Commuter Student Affairs UM. "We've delivered them to vandalism to the UM Department ical Treatment of Animalsl, the Fernandez said the dexir never • Alcoholics Anonymous locks and that he has complained invites commuter students to have Support Group has open meet­ other schools and had them distrib­ of Public Safety at 5 a.m. Monday. first amendment assures that all lunch with Ross Murfin, Dean of uted and nothing has ever hap­ The dispatcher told him a public information is available to every­ about it several times. "When they ings for students, faculty, and staff got new doors, I told them there the College of Arts and Sciences, to discuss problems of alcohol. pened. I think it's a disgrace to the safety officer would be at the Uni­ one," Malinger said. from 12:15 to 1:30 p.m. Stop by country. Somebody obviously told versity Center in 15 minutes. At 6 "I assume that everyone has that was a problem — that the door Meetings are each Monday and didn't lock — and they said it was Commuter Student Affairs at UC Friday evening at 8 p.m. in the somebody about this — maybe the a.m., the officer had not shown up, right, but obviously someone else 209 for a free ticket. Spaces are | National Organization for Women] so Fernandez called the dispatcher has other ideas," Colonel said. up to us. Sometimes people forget Apartment Area Lounge, Building though." limited. Call Jennifer Willen at 42G. For information contact group or Planned Parenthood." back and was told an officer was Malinger left the University 284-6399 for details. Angela Abrahamson at 284-6120. Colonel said NOW and Planned not available because of changing Center at 2:30 a.m. Monday, at Fernandez said he plans to meet Parenthood are two of her organi­ shifts. which time she said there was no with Raymonde Bilger, financial zation's main "foes" right now, The police report says Fernan­ evidence of vandalism. Liam Fitz­ adviser, William Butler, vice presi­ because "They're trying to sell a dez filed his report at 6:49 a.m. A gerald, sports editor, left at 6:45 dent for student affairs, and Jeff product — abortion. And we're public safety officer said this was a.m. and said he heard public safety Brooks, distribution manager, to trying to take business away from because the officer on duty was officers saying they thought the discuss plans for future storage of tCJje Jftliami Hurricane them." responding to an accident call and vandalism was an "inside job." Business Office • University Center 221 • 284-4401 potentially controversial inserts. Business Manager, Julio C. Fernandez Financial Advisor, Raymonde Bilger Amnesty International campaigns for human rights Classifieds Manager, Production Director, Diana Robleto Davika Persaud By ANNETTE J. GALLAGHER focus of Human Rights day. "We Contributing Editor wanted to do two things. First of Account Representatives, Production StafI, Volunteer Services Coordinator all, we wanted to educate because Margo Alexander, Brian Kantor Audra Bergman, Kim Grey, Mickey Rubinstein and Senior these are issues that aren't in the Robert Kerr, Jose Sepulveda Jeanene McCoy, Claudia Perez Assistant Director of Admissions news every night and then, second, Andrea Rizzi "did time" Friday. To we wanted to get something done Distribution Manager, Staff Coordinator, gain their freedom from a make­ about it. That's why we had the Jeffrey M. Brooks Arlene Watts shift jail at the University Center petitions and the jail-and-bail." Rock, they had to solicit students Students who participated had a Daadlinaa: All Classified and Display ads must be reoelved, cash wilh copy, in to write letters and sign petitions The Miami Hurricane business offics, UC 221, by noon Tuesday lor the Friday on various violations of human variety of reasons for writing let­ issue and noon Friday lor the Tuesday issue. rights. ters. Subscription!: The Miami Hurricane is available lor subscription al the rale ol It was all part of Amnesty Inter­ Mark Whitney, a junior, said he S30 per year. national's Human Rights Day. wrote because "I feel there are The Miami Hurricane husiiinss ollioe is localexl al 1306 Stanford Drive, Whitlen Amnesty collected letters on some things going on in the world University Center 221, Coral Gables, Florida 33124 Classiiied advertising may three topics: Article 200, which that really need to be addressed be plaoed al thai loe*ation Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., except lor prohibits private homosexual activ­ and if I can do something, then I holidays Dunng the University ot Miami fall ami spring academic terms, The Miami Hurricane is published Tuesdays and Fridays Papers are distributed lor ity between consenting adults; dis­ ought to take the time and be part free on Ihe Coral Gables campus, the medical school campus and Ihe marine appearances of children in Sao of it." sciene_e campus al RSMAS Paulo, Brazil; and the imprison­ Junior Georgia Worner said, "I ment of two men in Yugoslavia. For advertising ratal t, Inlormation call: signed the letter because someone Petitions on those topics were also pulled me over and I read the let­ hurricane 2to._ertigt.ig available, in addition to petitions ters and thought the issues were (305) 284-4402 • Fax (305J 284-4404 about labor abuse in Colombia. very relevant. And it's not like it's SEAN HEMMERLE/Staff Photographer 01994 Unlvaralty ol Miami. Amnesty International secretary something that takes a lot of time • HUMAN RIGHTS: Mitch Weissner addresses a crowd Friday at the e 1994 Unlvaralty ol Miami undargraduat* atudanta. Brian Bechner said education is the or effort.' Rock as part of Human Rights Day. i. * i Tuesday, March 29, 1994 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 3 NOW HEAP New Members Wanted! THIS.. rChe ^ice President's Do you want to get involved? Do you want to meet other students? Do you want to make a difference for student organizations? Award for Qfbervice SAFAC and COSO need you! 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T examine the problems of Student Eventually, though, the elections Government Elections. codes were changed on a regular basis First of all, I want to state the obvi­ and made infinitely more complex. The "/ would extend ous: the recent Stu­ number of commissioners was the hours to dent Government increased, and they demanded the ability have it open in election was the most to propose changes to the codes as well the afternoon." poorly run effort in as publicize the elections, Ultimately, nearly 10 years. the e•ommission became more involved Second of all, I with the policies of the elections than JAVIER want to make it clear the task of organizing them. CORDOVA that I am not trying First of all, Student Government Senior to provoke contro­ itself must regain control of the calendar versy or unfairly KEN and publicity of its own elections. One point fingers as an idea is for the SG Senate to permanently DeMOOR uninformed colum­ tie* the elections calendar to a time of the Editorial nist. While an under­ year, for instance, holding the spring Columnist graduate, I was an elections no later than one and a half elected Student Gov­ weeks prior to spring hreak. Because "A jukebox with ernment Senator for three years, I the rest of the calendar depends on the varied music to chaired the University Affairs Commit­ election dates, the process would understand it. Most of the rules origi­ tee for two terms and I was assistant positions are the SG positions stuelents represent varied become automatic. This would avoid the nated, over the years, when Mmebod) are ie.isl interested in. and usually they campaign manager of both a successful traditional wait for the elections com­ did something that teemed unfair ethnic back­ spring and fall campaign and overall are the last ones to be filled. I have mission to propose a calendar. because it wasn't covered by the codes. grounds. " campaign manager for another spring talked to several recent SG presidents and fa'l cycle. And once the elections calendar The result is that the rules .ue confusing who admit that when they have an CANDICE becomes a standardized part of the Uni­ and candidate! are inclined lo file a com­ enthusiastic and well-qualified student, Many problems that have plagued SG versity's collective calendar, the Sen­ plaint every time a mistake is made, HAMILTON elections over the last five years, but they tend to appoint that IKTSOII lo tin* Law Student ate's Public Relations Committee would without ever considering whe*thei the iSG Cabinet or the SG Supreme Court. they are not impossible ones to solve. be given the responsibility of publicizing violation was serious or not. When many For one thing, Student Government has All you have to do is look at old issue*, of which seats are up for election as well as students read stories about election The Hurricane or at SG agendas from done a poor job of publicizing the Senate the dates of the election. Many students code violation hearings, thev end up positions available each semester and previous semesters to lee that an alarm­ I've spoken to don't even know which thinking that SG is trivial and childish ing number ot elections commissioners the elections themselves. For another seats they need to VOTE for, let alone and they don't vote or don't get involved thing, the candidates are prevented are appointed within a few weeks of the run for (if they were interested). (nr Ixith). actual elections. from pooling resources and campaign The final change that should be made, ideas, and as a result (if there was even The senate should also revisit the Instead, SG should shift the retpon .i idea of polling places in residential col­ one* that will probably get a letter to the "Increase its more than one candidate to start with) bihty for hearing election code violation most are elected on name recognition leges — the last time there was a polling editor from every person on the Elec­ to i totally independent pane! like the hours of and not the strength of their platform place in Eaton Residential College, the tions Commission, is that the Commis­ Honor Council. I am ture (hat membei - operation and ideas. voter turnout was nearly 1900. SG sion should be abolished. In two of the of the Honor Council are choking on increase the needs to develop a vision of how to lasl four elections, a candidate ran tor their bagels as they read this, but thmk variety of food." Not too long ago, the Elections Com­ reverse student apathy and worry about president as an incumbent. While I know about it for a minute. The Honor Council mission was a group of politically indif­ the details as they come up. both of them and don't believe that this is a panel telected through a rigorous ferent students who served as judges ANDRE The second major area of change is criticism is valid, candidates who ran application process. It is independent of when candidates filed election code vio­ that the senate must simplify and againat them felt that the incumbents VANYI-ROBYN lation complaints. In addition, the com­ Student Government and regularly streamline the elections codes and the might have enjoyed a "henne field" hears eases that involve stuelent cim- Grad Student mission was authorized to be paid a sal­ procedures for the elections. It is a scary advantage because* they had appointed ary for the hours they spent manning the experience to pick up an election rules most uf the elections eunimissioiiers. polling booths (back when the minimum packet and try to read it all or even to In addition, elections commission See page 5 DEMOOR IN OUR 0 "I'd make it more lost and .ALorve by ,AI AA-cdv-Bby of a better hang­ out for students- Rat needs to improve prices to avoid drunk B an effort to explore student mean you're paying $2.95 for the driving incidents views about dining at the Rat, the tuce and the bun of a chicken sandwirh from the grove." I Rathskeller Steering Committee — for that amount of money, it better has created "Rat Chat,' a question­ be one heck of a good piece of bread! JILL naire directed toward those who want Yet aside from this drawback, for CHOMETTA to voice their opinions concerning the the 21 and over crowd, you can't find Senior facility. The Hurricane has also taken cheaper beer this side of Lake Osce­ the liberty of answering this survey ola. So this Bud's for you. Rathskeller! and compiling a list of what we believe • Interior atmosphere in the are the faults and positive points of Rat: Three. The collegiate crowd our illustrious campus pub. requires a collegiate atmosphere. "More Bands!" The following are rated on a scale That's why the tables packed with from one (poor) to five (excellent)*. UM paraphernalia from years past are • Food quality at the Rat: great way of illustrating our campus Three. Those pipuig hot hamburgers history. Yet asiede from keeping the and delectable chicken fingers are old ones, they should also create scrumptious treats for any palate. But newer on-ss that capture more recent BREEZY this isn't the Rat's mam problem — UM events. WELLS costs are incredibly over priced for • Programming at the Rat: Freshman the meals students are receiving, Three. The Rathskeller is doing a fine which leads us to the... job finding alternate forms of pro­ gramming for students aside from the • Value of your money at the -ever popular Promo Night. However Rat: Two. The average college stu­ some of these, mainly Polka night and dent is an economically challenged Country night, are just not drawing a individual who spends money on crowd. books, more money on living expenses There once was a feeling, a special and even more money on tuition. So aura that used to be present at the how can students be expected to pay Rat. Unfortunately, that sense of WHS LOOcjiJC ft* Is FtS-O-jet-J PillA, HvFeHot- the exorbitant amount of $3.95 (plus relaxed belonging and uninhibited rHiixifi »\ice\iUJ WHVr riAff£Aien vo TUB _>___>*-> THAT tax) for a chicken sandwich which only campus fun no longer exists. There­ vf-gO TO 0e oJ i-fiue aSte.ci_A. includes a piece of chicken, lettuce fore, above all things we implore the and a bun. Since it only costs $1 to add Rat to reinvent this aura for today's chicken to a camr salad, that would undergraduates and future ones. Journalists should feel compassion, not scoff Bill of Rights graphic images. There's a difference an, I just got through today's or it might just be me. But anyway, I'm This incident reminded me of last year's Hurricane coverage of a student's between trying to elicit sympathy and edition of The Hurricane 'laxin there, taking token glances at trying to elicit pain. M (that's last Friday's — only each article but only really reading the suicide at Stanford. we re doing like a time delay thing here, Don't get me wrong. I'm sure mi opinion columns, of course. Again, First Amendment, apple pie, harm was ever intended by The Hurri­ •^j^ 1 like in 2001: A Space I must say I was quite stoked on Car­ Stalin (?), blah blah ad infinitum. cane photographers dealing with either fWm Odyssey where it los Bustamante's column about stan I'm sorry, take me for some estab- last year's suicide or Brian Orelland's takes so long to send dardized tests — not one quote by a lishment-lovin', Rush Limbaugh- passing out. I only have reservations ... forget it.) dead philosopher, and he didn't use his watchin', non-recyclin', gratuitously about the armies of photojournalists who Well, so here I am, "repertoire" of words which only a stan­ rebellious when it suits me, wanna-be seem to be snapping shots while sneer­ or was, rifling dardized test junkie could pronounce. Beatnik that I'm not. But what about ing with First Amendment rights pinned through the paper at My real reason for writing though, compassion? to their camera straps. my night security job. besides the pathetic little thrill I get What one person's painful leap off of They weren't the Killing Fields of Security's the great­ from seeing my name and face in print, Walsh Tower or one child's bad day at a est, filled with a Cambodia, they were the Intramural GILBY is to say this to The Hurricane, the hand picnic have to do with the weather- fields of UM. Point being, why don't y'all whole nocturnal crew that feeds me: Loosen up! proofing of the moral fabric of America KIM of Dharma Bums for just shake hands? Take a picture of that. escapes me. Oh yeah, while writing this, I wasn't Contributing visions of bleary-eyed Basically, Amy was right. Officer This isn't Somalia where the personal Truth to come hur­ Silva was being the ugly "Big Brother" stoned and I wasn't drunk ... but I really Editor right to suffer in privacy is overshad­ wish I had seven bucks for pizza. tling down onto their — legally. But how about morally — owed by the greater hope of perhaps Herbies' Menu-adorned lobby desks — like in the Real World? Gilby Kim is a junior majoring in ending the misery via publicity and marine affairs. LETTER POLICY T&\)t Jfltamt hurricane Editor in Chief Lynette Malinger Senior Adviser Bruce Garrison The Miami Hurricane encourages all readers to voice ACP Hall of Fame Member Iheir opinions on issues related to the Univeraity or in The Miami Hurncana is published semi-weekly Managing Editor Asst. Accent Editor Newsbrieft Editor response to any report published in The Hurricane dunng the regular academic year and is written Letters to the editor may be submitted - handwritten or Jason Zdanowicz Matt Corey T.J. 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i Tuesday. March 29. 1994 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 5 Defense cuts to strengthen Iron Curtain

olitical analysts em both the c60mpwntf/i40 righl and the* left have trum­ peted the end eif the Cold the dissolution of ihe USSR 1991. These ana Ij si i and certain ^jjj pollti< inns ate _\W\ eager to rinse ^**B the book on 50 years of ideolog- I li al and military JOHN competition and embark MM a DARIGAN new era Editorial f rie 'i d s hip, &t3'p.ttp. Columnist ooperation ami even partner- ship with both R •isia anel it*, for- mer satellites. akniK advantage eif thi.s atmosphere of reduced ten­ sions, the haa evi n extended the* nine* branch to unre­ pentant communis! regimes such promise for lhe* evolution of stable, as China and Vii tnani. democratic governments. How­ ever, communism remains a threat Cuba anel North Korea cannot lee* in both tlu* unrepentant holdouts far behind. and m lhe* developing world where* security. a dangerously high number of These actions display a danger­ ous naivete* een the* part eif those deluded individual.-, see commu­ An administration incompetent who believe* that communism is nei nism as the path to a better future. in both the knowledge and manage­ Ihis is especially true in our own ment of foreign affairs only adds to longer a ttuc.it to Amerii a's inti i- ; r ests. Undeniably, Communism as hemisphere in placet such as the danger posed by the forces of •*.",e>«.",w».vwee1,ev."\,> >*^'j Colombia, Mexico and Peru, international communism. Prm&3 fp i fa/ an ideological manifestation is in 1 "em ew.'.'...,...'.j.JW.-..M..e^.we..J.ii.i.,J.',.'•• ..."«.... •'-' .... : ec a retreat. Unfortunately, the* I'mted States John Dangan is a graduate stu­ chooses to igneere this as it pushes dent flunking a master's degree in Refeirms in the* former Sovie-t ahead with troeip reductions, mili­ the Graduate School of Interna­ MMCAA Union and Eastern Europe show tary base closings and cuts in nnli- tional Studies ! Honor Council should handle code violations DEMOOR process on the undergraduate* level If Student Government really would lake* a wee'k e,r two if the wants In "fix" the problems of dm'. And responsibilities we*re stnetly lim­ elections, it must start with the the Honor Coui nerally held ited tee election code violation hear­ Elections Commission and the to be a tan bod) i terested in ings and/or manning the* voting codes themselvea. The senate upholding integrit) in the* Univer- beeeiths. And the* Honor Code i - must decide what needs to be done sity. backed by the office of the* Ile*an of and then act boldly lo dej it. The Student Mar , itlon Students. What better way tie dis­ eli'c tion . MI,,, law* sch equiva- courage calculated violations of Ken DeMoor is a first year late tent of SG) an i by the u elei tion les than with the* sliulciit and was u member of Stu­ [l 9 9 |j Cfrf6&6tytfcreetpf school'-. Honor Council. Tin* entire tliie*,it of dise iplinary action? dent Government from 19H7-1991. ^r STUDENT TRAVEL lI'.S \.le. 1-800-777-0112 —SUi Tie* world s largest itudeeel f. youth tr»v«! orejan.zat lore STA TRAVEL

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THURSDAY, MARCH 31 JAMAICAN FASHION SHOW AND CABARET A date and this. 7:30 pm in tlie International lounge As you let yen Hedaway by Jamaican music, esposeyourself to the island rhythms Watt b our models show our fashion ojftoyvu as onlytheycan do Enjoythe music of famous cabaret singersfrom tbe Jamaican cal • uii

FRIDAY, APRIL 1 VISA 9:00 pm on the Patio DANCE HALL NITE •fODO JL23«?* SblS See yourself swaying <•• and other island music as you move lt*»8? al2/<35 CV ». BtLtOP with the wind ****-

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By STACEY ANTOINE Humane Statt Writer Students 1. Having trouble with courtework? 2. Feeling a little depressed or fearful' 3. Wondering what this has to do consider with your health? (hie of the most interesting findings of science is how housing the diet can affect the* disposition. Vitamin Bl has become rightly options known as the morale vitamin because it is vital to well-functioning nerves. By MATT COREY Assistant Accent Editor The Mayo Clinic gives this account Economy, convenience, and privacy of the discoveries of Doctors. Williams are among the most important consider­ and Mason back in 1941: Williams and ations for returning students trying to Mason chose eleven normal women secure housing for next year. With Uni­ for their study. These subjects were in versity housing sign-ups already in prog­ good health, normally nourished, and ress, students are carefully weighing free from any manifest physical or both their on and off campus options. emotional disorders. They were Roughly half of all full tune under­ placed on a diet which in many graduates opt for the convenience of respects resembled that consumed by University housing, which consists of thousands of American families, con­ five residential colleges and an apart­ sisting of white bread, corn flakes, ment area. potatoes, polished nee, sucrose. Chip Usina, a freshman majoring in skimmed milk. beef, cheese, egg File Pholo white, butter, vegetable fat, cocoa, business, plans to return to Mahoney in gelatin, canned fruits, canned vegeta­ the fall. • HOME SWEET HOME: Residence Hall rooms don't have to be institutional and sterile. Carpeting, lofts and decora­ bles, and coffee. The thiamine content "I've considered moving to the tions can make on-campus living more hospitable of the diet was 0.4 to 0.45 milligrams Apartment Area, but I like it here. I per day. can't afford to move off campus," he Albano now has a kitchen, his own said. The vitamin Ii content of this diet. room and bathroom, and splits a $610 then, was the only vitamin that fell Usina remarked that loans from the monthly rent payment with one room­ below the amount the body needs University are available to help pay for mate. since other vitamins, as well as extra campus housing, but not for other Besides the unsatisfactory food, iron, calcium and phosphorous, were arrangements, making the off campus Albano was unhappy with the dormitory added. Notice what happened: option less feasible. in general. "You pay so much for a tiny "After several weeks, changes in Anna Lampidis, a junior music major, room, and then they kick vou out over behavior were observed. The previ­ has decided to move from her single in the breaks." He adds, "When I was ously normal women became Hecht Residential College to a single in there, I felt like I was in jail." depressed, irritable, quarrelsome, and either Mahoney Residential College, Albano will remain off campus next fearful. In Ke ne*ral. it was observed, Pearson Residential College or Eaton year, although he hopes to find a place the most active* members of the group Residential College for her final year. closer to school. "The trade-off is conve­ were first to show these symptoms, Privacy is her biggest concern. nience," he said. liecause of the generalized weakness, "I need my own bathroom." said Food was also a factor for Forrest all subjects became inefficient at their Lampidis. "I'm sick and tired of finding Giberson, a freshman studio music and work, and they seemed to be inatten­ urine on all the toilet seats, not to men­ jazz major and Hecht resident, who has tive tie details, confused in their tion guys next to me in the stalls." decided to move off campus mainly to thoughts, uncertain of memory, and Lampidis mentioned that many resi­ save money on food. "It's a lot cheaper poor in manual dexterity. dents are just plain inconsiderate. to cook and eat your own meals.'' In six of the women these changes Jeff Morrison, a junior and resident of progressed tee such a degree that they "At the beginning of the year, people Miami, lived in Stanford Residential Col­ were unable* to perform the tasks to in my hall had set up cans just outside lege for his first two years, which they had long been accustomed. my door, and were bowling al them with "I liked living in the dorms. A big Added lo the sad mental state of the fruit. It's not that the cleaning people drawback to living off (.ampus is that you group was a variety of symptoms, don't do their job, I just live with pigs," can miss out a lot socially. Vou just such as headache, backache, soreness Lampidis said. aren't around," Morrison said. of muscles, gastric distress after Morrison grew tired of moving his meals, sleeplessness, tenseness, par­ Some students, like Lampidis, remain belongings back and forth during winter esthesia, intolerance to noise and in University housing despite their and summer breaks, and moved off cam­ increased sensitivity to painful stimuli. gripes for the duration of their ("ollege pus at the beginning of this year. He now career. Others, however, find that the In short, a group of women spe­ shares an apartment in Kendall with two benefits of off campus living are too other students, and is pleased with the cially selected for their cooperative enticing to ignore. qualities and their previously normal arran lament "I'm very happy. It cos_s less, I have a room and bathroom to behavior, were transformed in a few Aaron Albano, a junior majoring in weeks into inadequate, suffering crea­ myself, and its just a lot easier since I audio engineering, rents an apartment in live here all year." tures with all the features usually Kendall. associated with the 'neurotic' person­ Shari Auerbai h, a junior maturing in ality; all this brought about, not by "I lived in Pearson when I first sociology, has lived on campus for three complete deprivation of thiamine, but arrived here as a transfer student. The years and wants a change of pace. merely its reduction to a very low main reason I moved was because of the "I'm sick of residence halls." Auer- level. food. The menus were repetitive, and I, bach said. "Living off campus will help Imagine whsl I large number of felt like there was never anything I me learn to be independent and become File Pho'.o disgruntled, mean people are created wanted to eat," he said. more responsible. Besides that, I want • WHAT IS THIS?: Dining hall food and the mandatory meal plan are consider­ just by eating incorrectly. Your diet to have a working air conditioner." ations which prompt some students to move off campus has a great deal tei do with your thoughts. If we are* depressed, irrita­ ble and quarrelsome, we had better take a look it our breakfast, dinner and supper table. WVUM benefit Tuesday, Wednesday We* need to be better informed Animal Bag's Offering: about the dietary facts that would save us many aches and pains and help us to reach a higher standard of living and Local bands to perform at Talkhouse thinking. trend-defying rock Consider: By ANNETTE J. GALLAGHER Some other notable COffipari- • eating a larger amount of peas, Acwnt Editor MUSIC REVIEW sons are to other hard edge* potatoes, fruits and whole grain bread bands doing mellow tunes. For which are higher m thiamine; At 9 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday, the Stephen Talkhouse in Miami Beach will rock example, their rover of Crosbv, • eating breakfast, lunch and din­ By WENDY RUBINSTEIN Stills, Nash & Youngs i with the WVUM-90.5 FM fundraising bene­ Hurricane StafI Writer ner with ii'e eating between meals, fit. Nil Lara, Natural Causes, Black Janet, "Wooden Ships" .Dunels like* which causes backups within the body the Goods, FTN (formerly Forget the Name) Light the incense, turn off tht* Axl Rose doing the classics. and affects the mind; and Diane Ward are donating their perfor­ lights, and listen to a copy of Nevertheless, it is .till ;i nre*.et • practicing deep breathing which mances to help the station raise money. Animal Bag's recently cover. "Last One*" (e.nsists of will allow your body to feel much bet­ released EP Offering. Although excellent harmonies lh.it an* ter. Nil Lara, Black Janet and the Goods will Offering was originally reminiscent of Saigon Kick in Editor's Noti this is the first in a appear Tuesday and the other three bands intended as a promo-only Ilu* Matt Kramer days. Tin** series of hi tilth columns tn be run every on Wednesday night. record, it showcases the band's acoustic song was written for a other Tuesday in ihi Hurricane talent in a way that would not friend who had died in a car Nikki Tominac, the general manager of File Photo have been possible in a normal crash. The other cover it Jethre, WVUM, said she hopes to bring in about • IN CONCERT: FTN, formerly Forget recording session. Offering was lull's underplayed "Dun Rin- $2,000 with the fundraiser. The last fun­ the Name, will appear at the WVUM bene­ recorded on 8-track in producer gill." draiser generated approximately $1,300. Kon Days' living room. Accord­ fit Wednesday night. ing to singer Luke Edwards, Animal Bag comiata of Admission is $5 per person and is limited "There's a lot of weirdness on Luke Edwards on lead vocals, to those age 21 and over. The Stephen Talk- Performing bands are not charging for the EI'." They used household acoustic guitar and keyboards; house is not charging WVUM anything for their services either. items for special effects like Rich Parris on lead guitars, the use of their facilities, and the station gets fans animal sounds. mandolin, and vocals. Otis plays The bands chosen, Tonunac said, are the bass and sings. The drums/per- to keep all the proceeds from admission "cutting edge of the local scene" and are charges. The EP is mostly mellow — cussionist is Boo. The team of being looked at by major record labels. acoustics with some electrics. four is currently at home in "We picked these bands because they will North Carolina amidst a writing "They like to help us," Tominac said, Mercury has been urging the be the biggest draw and the best quality," band to do an acoustic set since frenzy for their second full "because we play their music and this is a lot she said. length Offering. of good, free publicity for them." the band was signed. Thus, as Tominac said that although the station soon as they got a five-day Animal Bag has been con­ receives funding from the Student Activity break from tou. ing, the band stantly touring in ihe past year Despite the age limitation, The Talk- Fee Allocation Committee, it tries to supple­ recorded the EP. They seem with various bands including house was chosen, Tominac said, because it ment that money as much as it can, and that satisfied with the sound they Anthrax, Saigon Kick, and Ugly will draw more people and therefore more the two benefits each year are a key part of captured. Offering "has a Kid Joe. Although acoustic sets money than an alJ-ages venue. that. stoney, sometimes Pink Floyd are trendy and the band joked "We can only raise so much through vibe," according to Edwards. about tilling their newest "This is a benefit. We need to do our best underwriting because everyone is part-time, The similarity to Pink Floyd's release Trendy Acoustic El', to raise money and [tht* Talkhousel is the SAFAC asks that all organizations be as music is definitely Ihere from Animal Bag is not a trendy best place for that. If money wasn't the self-supporting as possible, so this supple­ the start. The first track sounds band and lhe rest of their musie object, there's no doubt it would be an all- ments what we can raise through underwrit­ as though it could have been is appealing to hardrockers ages show." ing," Tominac said. Roger Waters and Co. everywhere. Tue**,.ay, March 29, 1994 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 9

TOP TEN MOVIES vision Teaser On Deadly Ground starring Steven Seagal Angie starring Gina Davis Greedy starring Michael J. Fox The Chase starring Charlie Sheen THIS WEEK MOVIE TIMES Ace Ventura: Pet Detective starring J>m Carrey Sugar Hill starring Wesley Snipes Blue Chips starring Nick Nolte Movie times listed are lor Tuesday thru Thursday Reality Bites starring Winona Ryder Blank Check starring Brian Bonsall Walk America 10. Mrs. Doubtfire starring Robing Williams DID YOU KNOW Etna at least six oiflerences in oelails between parte*.. • Did you know on March 30, 1867. Alaska was sold to the United States by Russia for $7.2 million...March 29, 1951, Julius Rosen­ berg, his wife, Ethel, and Morton Sobell were The big day is Saturday, April 9. found guilty of conspiracy to commit wartime Upward of 20,000 South Floridians will espionage...March 31, 1968, President Lyn­ step out in the March of Dimes Walk don Johnson curbed the bombing of North America 1994 -- the nation's largest, GCC MIRACLE CENTER 10 Vietnam...March 30, 1981, President Reagen oldest walkathon. In 1993, Walk America Miracle Mile, Coral Gables was shot in the chest by a would be assassin -Jot***, _ Ouoftw •» tiMunfl i raised almost $58,000,000 for the Adults $6.50 442-9950 in Washington, D.C, as he walked to his "—| «»l«|>JN|MauM|| Campaign for Healthier Babies Of that Jimmy Hollywood R 2:15,5:15,7:50, 10:15 limousine following an address. total, over $1.75 million was raised in Thumbelina G 1:30,3:30,5:30,7:30,9:30 South Florida by more than 17,000 Major League PG 2,4:45,7:30, 10 Mighty Ducks 2 PG 1:45,4:40,7:30, 10 walkers. To Support the March of Dimes Nafeed Gun 33 1/3 PG-13 in its Campaign for Healthier Babies, all 1:30,2:30,3:30,4:30,5:30 6:30,7:30,8:30,9:30, 10:15 'Walk America participants must first Monkey Trouble PG 1:50,4:50,7:40,9:50 obtain a sponsor form in advance to The Ref fl 2:15,5,7:40, 10:10 gather pledges. Please contact your Schindler's List R 1:30,5:10,9 nearest March of Dimes office: Ace Ventura PG13 1:35,3:35,5:40,7:50,10:10 Dade/Monroe 477-1192. OUT ON A LIMB by GARY KOPERVAS

MIRACLE 4 280 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables Adults $6.50, $4.50 443-5201 Above the Rim R 1. 3:10, 5:15, 7:30, 9:30 POWER, PASSION The Paper fl 12:15,2:30,4:50.7:10,9:20 Sirens fl 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7, 9 PERFECTION Guarding Tess PG-13 1,3,5.7:15,9:15

The Community Concert Association will present the internationally acclaimned Dance Theater of Harlem in its 25th anniversary season for three performances Sunday, Spril 3, 6:30 pm; Monday and Tuesday, April 4 and 5, 7:30 p.m., at the Jackie Gleason Theater of the Performing Arts.

Florida wetlands PWNTAt SC EWE photo exhibit Photographer Joel McEachern is exhibiting his work 9 a.m to 5 p.m. en^oy.s o_ (i-Kl€_ Monday-Friday until March 31 at the LE JEUNE CINEMAS 6 RSMAS Library, 4600 Rickenbacker 7B2 N.W. 42nd Ave., Miami Adults $6.50 529-8876 Causeway in Key Biscayne. The The Chase fl 4:10,6:05,8 photos feature Florida and wetlands On Deadly Ground R 2,4,6:05,8:05, 10:10 images. For information, call Greedy PG-13 2:20, 5, 7:30, 9:50 Ace Ventura PG-13 2:15,4:15,6:15,8:15,10:15 361-4061. Sugar Hill fl 2, 9:50 Naked Gun 33 1/3 PG-13 2:10,4:10,6:10,8:10, 10:10 Lightning Jack PG-T3 2. 4.6:05,8:10, 10:10

COCOWALK 8 Bv Mike Falk & VV. Conrad Schmeiser 3015 Grand Avenue, Coconut Grove Bruce Hornsby Adults $6 50, Students $4.50 448-6710 Schindler's List R 1, 4:45, 8:30 SUPERCROSSWORD Concert to Benefit UM Guarding Tess PG-13 1:30, 5:45, 8:05, 10:15 In the Name ol the Father R 1:45, 5, 7:40 Belle Epoque R 2, 5:30, 8,10:25 Four Weddings fl 1:50,5:15,7:45, 10:20 ACROSS 54 •— Mia" MGive placa nut of his fob 791—, e'eet On Deadly Ground fl 10:30 1 Tacks up (sorw) unwanted 3 Unsteady 45 Baseballs moi" Reality Bites PG-13 2:10. 5:40, 8:10, 10:35 j E-)t angrily SS—Euiopean ad vie* * Han like Slaughter 80 Tease tO — Lnnga tl Alienated 95 Tosca" tun* crazy 46 Swab on a 84 Actor The Paper fl 1:45,5:35,8:10,10:35 1<* Gimc name actor jn 97 Ring* S S*a plea stick Kaplan The Hudsucker Proxy fl 1:30, 5:20, 7:45, 10:15 19 Cold sound? "StarT reft"? 98 F,.ke o Like som* 47 Swedish 66 Knighi time? 30 Tory. SS Tv pe ot roast krcckout kissss import 69 Roman Mutant* TV 3b Jttl* bit ol 89 The end? 7 Muttered I ieme7 11 Behind MPry company the Dade County Auditorium. The concert 6 - 6:30 p.m. 2'c.uth •'• re son i09 :-,,g con­ schedule 56 Ragtime 96 Over there? EARTH REVEALED 98 Historian includes specially arranged selections form 6:30 - 7:30 p.m. Dakota 67 Cabbage tents, mayb* 12 Strapping dance NEW MUSIC '94 memorl*. Will 7-7:30 p.m. concoction 11 t cpeBook" i 'i . Kpioits 5r Comprehen­ 99 Set In Homsby's four . Tickets are iT Dally •PUTt LOCAL COLOR f 8 Linger fire sion motion 7:30-8 p.m. receipts aO 113 ParJer of residua 6, Made a available from the Dade County Auditorium 8-9:00 p.m. ETHICS IN AMERICA 100 Cook last and TicketMaster STAR HUSTLER 21 Fashion battlefield v'BVi'l* 15 Compact choice and hot 9-9:05 p.m. model Kim 75 Had a 115 ' .:irender 16 Plato's 6< Layer 101 Power WEDNESDAY 30 Literary handle on? 116 Washington hangout? 66 Fictional 103 Divert •hress 78 That lady Inlet 17 L ess colNe 105'Shogun" 1 )na typ* _,' 81 Bram. I'd 119 California available 67 Pound part? setting 6 -6:30 p.m. NEWS FROM TALLAHASSEE sch B2Mo.e.tfr. wine region ' 8 l ike a 69 Ms 106 Put one* 6:30-7:30 p.m. VOICES AND VISIONS 32 "Have you •*an 121 Puopte: lummox Loltouriglda feet up 7:30 - 8:30 p.m. ETHICS IN AMERICA — wool?" BSLooitecfk* comh. form : 4 started a 70 Dairy-case 107*01* 3" Cut staff ..othanc? .2" '.oy's lour lea Party? purchase Fledermaus" 8:30 - 8:53 p.m. AMERICA THE BOUNTIFUL 34 Postal Creed 84 "I - Name" l^ygfd 26 Hawthorn* 71 Narrow shoe maid Bacchus Peer 8:55 - 9 p.m. STAR HUSTLER word (73 h;t) costar milieu size 108 Lawbreaker 36 Corgi's cry 4" Nufsenwla 12' Fed : '1 Ma supply 72 — Bator Lansky Network 38 It s often tine (? Do more 124 Pos.liv* : 1 -Hi iher*. 73 Kathie L - s 110 Jokester Jay 19 Nert than stew tilnker M-.ll" co host . 12 Relative of THURSDAY 40 Olvmpic 88 Drainpioe 125 Rev*. 1 I lyp* 74 Where the pre- Baccus Peer Network presents a aw aid part 126 1' iimg 3i Premeditate West began 114 Ping Por go. program on the promotion of .» Egotist's 19 South animal? v 9 Opport inlty 7j .'Kansas golf 6-6:30 p.m. FOCUS 51 be lovea American 127 (lighted <0 Madam* spa 115 Egyptian responsible drinking and smart 6:30 - 7:30 p.m. EARTH REVEALED 44 Ahab's berth capital 128 holyfield or Curt* 76 Come queen choices. Meetings at 4:30 p.m. every 7 - 7:30 p.m. NEW MUSIC '94 place? 90 South lysor * t Lorn* —, around 117 N can be 7:30-8 p.m. LOCAL COLOR /*• Crusader ,.• American ftOV'h Caul. 77 Custard ol long or Wednesday in the University Center '• F«..;y river 1 T -alto-.a *"\ Orusoe'S '..-stile short 8 -9:00 p.m. ETHICS IN AMERICA f'ooring 92 "The Naked 11.at crony "l.-tuchlna 116-es Salaam room 241. 9 -9:05 p.m. STAR HUSTLER j- rashoU Gun" slar 2 f-'os-rldon't U. Hegoti-Wik CiililSITUII W3 PD alert ??? ANSWERS TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE

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CHRIS BERNACCHI/Photo Editor UM baseball winning streak halted • WE'RE NUMBER ONE: With the By ANDY KENT niento City College went lutless in three victory comes its reward, as Florida's negated any pitching woes. Miami hit homeruns to key Saturday's win. The Navigator at-bats entered the inning down 3-1, helped by Buxbaum'* shot was his tenth of the Craig Brown climbs the ladder to cut JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — The Uni­ Miami (23-5) would rebound to take Jacksonville catcher Andv Holm's two- a piece of the net after his team's versity of Miami baseball team had its year, a two-run shot in the first inning. It the three-game series, utilizing the long run homerun in the third. was his third straight game with a surprising victory in the the East hands full this weekend three-game ball to heat Jacksonville (19-8) 5-3 Sat­ at Jacksonville University. "It was just one of those days for me homer. He hit his ninth Friday night. For Regional Final Sunday urday and a 4-for-5, four RBI day by Torti, who's been playing regularly in Coach Jim Morris' sepiad was riding a Wicho Hei nandez Sunday to come away out there," Hernandez said. "In mv first 12-game winning streak on the bus rule victorious, 8-6. at-bat, 1 got jammed but the ball landed left field, the homerun was his third. north to Jacksonville, Fla., looking to pad just beyond the first baseman and I knew The Hurricanes rose to No. 6 in their road experience before upcoming The team returns home to Mark right then that today was going to be my Florida's Light Stadium 7:30 p.m. Tuesday Baseball America's poll released Mon- road trips at the* University of Notre day." against Northeastern University. Righty el.iy and dropped tei the seventh ranking Dame and Florida State University. Fernando Ruiz (4-0) picked up the in Monday's Collegiate Baseball peell. But the Hurricanes ran up against the Toby Dollar will go for Miami in a game win in 2.1 innings of relief. Righty Dolphins' ace, pitcher Mark Guerra Fri­ leas! by WVUM (90.5 FM). Danny Graves allowed his first earned heroics Sunday's game marked lhe return of Baseball not good on Friday day night, who entered the game with a runs of the season, two, en route to his 5-1 record .mel a 1.75 ERA. After giving Miami right-hander Kenny Henderson 12th save. The runs ended his 2te-iniiiiig • NOTES: It weiuld IH* blasphemous up a first-inning homerun to shortstop to the mound since his March 6 start scoreless streak he had this season. to believe Miami and Notre Dame are Mike Metcalfe, he had the Hurricanes against the University of Illinois when playing baseball on Good Friday. The make Miami batters baffled the rest of the way en In aggravated a sore right Achilles' ten­ Graves came in Saturday's victory schedule was revised so that the two route io a 5-2 comeback victory, pitch­ don after pitching three innings. Hen when Morris brought him in to face JU's teams will now play a doubleheailer Sat­ ing his fourth complete game of the derson was unimpressive', yielding four Chris Wood with the* bases loaded in the urday at South Bend, Ind. with the series vear. earned run.-, and five hits in 3.1 innings, eight inning. Graves struck Wood out finale beginning at 12:30 p.m. Sunday. special walking three and striking out four. and saved the game* to give freshman Friday, I'M catchei Mat Erwin's 11- Andy Kent is the Spurts Editor nf The But Hernandez's two-run double in asketball net draped around hi-*. game hitting streak came tei an end as J.D. Arteaga his fifth collegiate victory. Navigator, a newspaper at Jacksonville neck, a symbolic gesture of the junior college transfer from Saera- the Hurricanes' four-run fourth inning Danny Buxbaum and Michael Torti I niversity. B Craig Brown winning the 1994 Regional's Must Outstanding Player Award, the 1 niversitj of Flor- hooting guard and the team's Gators send Eagles packing, end up in Final Four elder statesman By DEREK HARPER "We played against some pretty e after Assistant Sports Editor hostile crowds up in Syracuse, . Tournament fever has passed UConn and all those arenas," College, 74-6(i. in through Miami on its way to Char­ Eagles center Bill Curley. "It has the NCAA Eaat lotte, .N.C, but not before the* Uni­ nothing tei du with the game*." Regional Final Sun-JASON versity of Florida climbed on for The first half showed how da) at the Miami MOUNET the ride to the Final Four. evenly the two teams mirrored Sunday, the Miami Arena was eaeh other. Eaeh displayed a , we ,.ut CONTRIBUTING rocking like it hasn't for college strong backcourt arid pow< r down one net. we EDITOR hoops ui a long time as 15.217 wit­ underneath at the* center position, got in the locker room and Coach |Lon nessed the virtually unknown while neithei team went deep into Krugerl told us we forgot to cut down Gators elefeat the equally surpris­ the bench, the* Eagles particularly, the other net." Brown -.aid. "My com­ ing Boston College Eagles, 74-66, with only then five starters spend­ ment to him was, 'We're new at and advance to Saturday's Final ing more than ten minutes on the- this.' " Four semifinal matchup against floor. The half emleel with the Brown and his teammates may be Duke University. Gators shooting 52 percent from in uncharted territory when it conies The Arena was packed, with a the floor and up by two, 35 33 to the NCAA Tournament, but he has vast majority of the fans cheering "We were going to win or lose been their gutsiest performer to date. feir the state-repre*scnt,itive Gators. He -.cored 38 points in two games Seepage ///BASKETBALL for the Gators, but it was his three- pointers — delivered with the preci­ sion of a Swiss watch and as effective as a small thermonuclear device — that earned the Gators an unlikely invitation to college basketball's big­ gest dance, the Final Four beginning Saturday at Charlotte, N.C. In tbe 69-liO overtime triumph against the University of Connecticut Friday night. Brown nailed a three- pointer with 1:09 to go in OT that moved the Gators ahead, 62-58, and It-ft Huskies fans reeling. Sunday, he Stepped aside from the pitched pace of the contest to put down three three-pointers in a 1:22 span far into the second half that turned a 56-5,'! deficit into a 62-56 Florida advantage. "Nine points in a heart beat," BC Coach Jim O'Brien said. Luck: the great equalizer CHRIS BERNACCHI/Photo Editor CHRIS BERNACCHI/Photo Editor Donyell Marshall cejuld have ended • EXALTATION: Florida's Andrew Declercq pumps his fists in the air the dream with a flick of his All- after realizing his Gators would be moving on to Charlotte, N.C. to • STEP OFF: During the upstart Gators' 74-66 victory ovet Boston College in American fingers. With 3.4 seconds play Duke in the Final Four. BC forward Bill Curley charged into the East Regional's championship game, forward Danya Abrams of BC and remaining in the East Regional semifi­ Declerq, knocking the UF forward to the floor, near the end of the Andrew Declerq of Florida battle for a loose ball in a game that remained close nal and Florida tied, 57-57, with Gators' 74-66 defeat of the Eagles Sunday at the Miami Arena. until just a few minutes remained heavily favored and No. 2 seeded Con- necticut, Marshall was at the free throw line, certain to doom the Gators by making just one of his two foul shots. The first one rolled around the rim, UM women Erickson begins inspecting every aspect of its curva­ ture and fell harmlessly off. Marshall's see ond dipped precariously deep into search for the cylinder before violently ejecting drop match out and into the awaiting grasp of UF center Andrew DeClercq. By DEREK HARPER productivity Overtime and other supernatural Assistant Sports Editor like the* overwhelming number Sometimes there are overwhelming By DARIN KLAHR of Gator backers in the stands made circumstances that cannot be overcome, Contributing Editor the difference. no matter how hard you try. The questions aboul the University of The 1993-94 women's tennis season Miami football team aie as open anil as And after 36 games, Florida (29-7), glaring as last season. which made a 13-game improvement has been a year long-test feir the team. After the Big East Championships, the The Hurricanes hail not lost three or from last season's uninspiring 16-12 more games since 1984 when they mark, is still surprising opponents like team lost two of its top three players, forced to play half the season without posted a 10-4 record. Finishing No. 18 an elbow to the throat. The Gators in the Associated Press writers' poll, have been overpowering inside, explo­ two players that were supposed to help UM become a top 20 team. they hadn't earned lower than a top sive outside and smothering defen­ three ranking since 1985 when thev fin­ sively. And if that weren't enough, now the team has lost another. Alejandra Vento, ished ninth. "We didn't know how far we i ould And so, almost four months after gei until tournament time," Dan Creiss the team's new number one player recently turned pro, playing in her first their disastrous 28-0 Fiesta Bowl loss said, "but now we're going to the New Year's Day, Coach Dennis Erie kson Final Four." professional tournament two weeks ago at the Lipton Tennis Tournament in Key hopes that giving every player I shot, They become only the third team Biscayne. Left behind is a team that is from the young freshman recruits to the from the* state of Florida to reach the now forced to scrape and claw for the grizzled veterans, will revive the inten­ Final Four. Florida State University in remainder of the season. sity and fire of past national champion­ 1972 and Jacksonville University in ships. 197(1 both made it to the national Never was that more apparent than Saturday at the Neil Schiff Tennis Cen­ The question of whether Erie kson championship game before becoming can restore Miami's dynasty, whether another in a succession of seven ter when the No. 28 Lady Canes took on No. 32 South Alabama. All anyone had he can revive the Hurricane mystique Straight victims for the dynastic Uni­ the nation feared for a decade, is one versity of California at Los Angeles. to do was watch senior Michelle Fry play a grueling two-hour, 45-minute three- that looms large over this spring ses­ Duke- University, winners of the set singles match in extreme heat and sion. He is faced with the formidable Southeast Regional in Knoxville, humidity against Adele Pearson. They task of rebuilding a foundation that Tenn. and a dynasty in its own right, split the first two sets before continuing crumbled last season, a season that will be* awaiting the Gators in Char- on with the other players, who had long brought the questions that no one at UM mi Saturday. For now though, since finished. is used to hearing. Craig Brown, Dan Cross, Andrew "I had a very tough time," Fry said. DeClercq ;mei the rest of the overa- Looking tor productivity ving Gators can enjoy the "I was exhausted. I was great in the first moment. set and then 1 lost a lot of energy in the Which is why the sixth-year coach is second. taking a long look at who will be his "I've been wanting to get to the starting quarterback. Whoever inherits ladder for about 20 years now," ( UM had already compiled a 3-2 lead with the Hurricanes top three players, the job has the task of restoring the leg­ 'I about cutting down the net at acy that was lost. Vena. "This is a dream come true Caroline Hora, Rachel Violett and verybody." LeAnne Gutkin all winning in straight At Saturday's scrimmage, the first of Jason Molinet is a junior majoring sets. the spring, both Collins and Costa played in history and minnnng in news-eilil,, Things looked promising for Fry as with the first-team offense. rial journalism. she took a 4-1 lead, but in the end, she "Being the quarterback to me is couldn't hold on. She lost five consecu­ about productivity," Erickson said after­ tive games to close out the match, obvi- SEAN HEMMERLE/Staff Photographer wards. "Productivity is scoring points." • TOO HOT TO HANDLE: LeAnne Gutkin smashes a ball en route to her 6-1 If Saturday was any indication, Costa 6-3 victory Saturday over South Alabama's Tasmin Staples at the Neil Schiff drove the team 70 yards twice against Seepacie ///TENNIS Tennis Center. Seepage ///FOOTBALL Tuesday. March 29, 1994 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 11 Shipman, Gil earns 1-meter title, Stewart extends UM's streak By MARK SREBRO swimming and diving program's Staff Writer national championship streak tee Chimi Gil's first NCAA Champi­ four years. shine onship highlighted the University Tamas Deutsch became the first Hurricane male swimmer to earn a FOOTBALL I From page 10 of Miami's 18th place finish at the Men's NCAA Swimming and Div­ point at the NCAAs since 1991 ing Championships, held March with his third place finish in the the first-team 24-26 in Minneapolis. 200 yard backstroke. Deutsch's defense for touchdowns. He "It was a good meet," said time* of 1 minute, 42.5(1 >«'e mui* opened the scrimmage with the Swimming Coach Sid Cassidy, com­ placed him behind Weatherford and first score. Running back James pleting his first year in charge of Ke,\ct* Sharp of Michigan. Deutsch Stewart capped the 15-play drive the program. "I'm happy we* fin did not fare so well in the 100 back­ with a four-yard TD run. Larry ished in the top 20, which was one stroke, finishing 25th after slipping Junes, who carried the ball 16 of our team goals." at the start. Deutsch. who finished tunes for bfi yards, scored the sec- seventh in the 1992 Summer Gil scored 562.50 points on the Olympics in the 200 meter bai k- einel Costa-led touchdown on the 1-meter springboard to win his drive's tenth play with a three-yard sttoke lor Hungary, was not satis­ first national title. Gil added a fied with his performance. nm. The last offensive score was third-place finish on the 3-meter Dane I'rewitt's 19-yard field goal, springboard and a sixth-place finish "I'm not toe> happy," Deutsch ,ille*r Ireshman Chris Walsh drove on the 10-meter platform, making said. "I did OK, but I was expecting the offense elown 67 yards m eight this the second straight year that tu In* the best. I did have my best plays. time, .niel 'he* race was really close. File Photo he has finished in the top 10 in all three diving events at the NCAAs. I was beat by only two tenli Afterwards, Sports Information • TOP DOG: Miami running back James Stewart gained 36 yards, including a four-yard touchdown scam­ Director Jnhn Hahn said that Col­ In all, Gil scored 49 of the Hurri­ seiemd. which is almost nothing." lins and Costa had both decided nut per in the team's first scrimmage of the spring Saturday at the Greentree Field. Stewart looks to step in canes' 65 points, tying him for Deutsch said that his swimming talk tei the media for the remainder along with Al Shipman (101 yards), Larry Jones (66 yards, a TD), among others, to replace Donnell eighth place with Stanford's Derek here has neit been helped bv his of the spring. Bennett, who opted for this summer's NFL draft after his junior season. Weatherford for individual scoring. Olympic experience. "Offensively, it was much better "It's great to have a national "The Olympics are swum in a than I thought it was going to be," Cain was the longest of the day. champion. We're looking forward 50-meter pool," Deutsch said. Holmes notched three sacks for In 118 plays on offense, 73 were "The NCAA are in a 25-yard pool. Erickson said. "I thought Frank "We Kut to get some speed out- minus 2.'i yards. to painting his picture on the wall," Costa played extremely well. We running plays, 43 times passing said Cassidy, referring to the honor Performing is different be. ause the ude," Erickaon taid, "I think the plays were called. ran the football pretty well fur the biHgesI difference (from last year) Running game shines that is bestowed on national cham­ turns are more importani." nieist part and scored . lake' tin* pledge lor -ale* sex. | sl* -,i latex condom. BASKETBALL/ From page 10 aware of it," lirown said. "There had a 75-72 victory over top- To reach the Sweet Sixteen. UF were a lew sei playi for me and ranked North Carolina under their had defeated Nebraska before nar­ then Dan (Cross) took over." belt when they arrived in Miami to rowly pulling out a win against wnh the guys thai got us there," HC was able to get to within four, play Friday night against Indiana Pennsylvania in the second round. O'Brien said. "You have to go with but Howard Eisley was blocked University and its legendary coach, The game got off to a quick start BEEPLRS CORP. you best guvs in Ihe end." from behind on a fast break by Hobby Knight. with the Huskies' Doron Sheffer The KCOnd half was played Andrew Declercq and Bill Curley BC came out firing, hitting seven connecting for 12 points in the first mihll like the* first with team*, tiael* five minutes, giving UConn an BEEPERS & CI__L.ILAR PHONES was called on a charge that of 10 three point attempts in the 10716 S.W. 24th Sheet, Miami inn ihe lead *,ix times, neither quenched any come from behind first half, enabling the Eagles to early nine point lead en route to a Florida 33165 w.iiiiing to break the game open. thoughts by tin* Eaglet. take a 40-38 halftime lead. The 34-28 lead at the half. However, it Phona: (305) 2294417 i.i null Abram, who -inn k for 15 went downhill from there for the Blown, Florida's only starting Eagle, held Hoosiers star Damon 1 — MUI»WeMU*«— — —— point! .l^am-et Indiana, missed four senior, sinreel 20 peiints on the Bailey to just two first half points Huskies, who hit only five shots in the second half. I • it -.ix three* poinl attempts that night, 37 feir the two games and while BC guard Malcolm Huckaby .FREE CONNECTION &i could have built a lead for the connected for 13 points. was named Most Outstanding "I was just praying that they 'Your 1st ivlonth FREE! i Eagles, Playei foi In*efforts. Declercq and In the second half, the teams wouldn't go in," Florida guard Dan "A lot eif the* three's weie* wide Cross along with Eisley and Curley traded pointN most of the way, with Cross said. "Donyell is a greal Only $75V,. open," Abram -..uel. "I just couldn't were also named to the* All-Tour- no team leading by more than five player, and I'm sorry for what hap­ — -M»tR •*«*» COUPON — make .mv of them." ii.iinint Team. points. In the end, talent beat out pened to him, but I was thankful Tin* teams continued to battle Now Florida's fairv tale* ride will tradition as the Eagles pulled away that we had the opportunity to play- until the scoreboard showed a lead them into Charlotte and the for a 77-68 victory. The Eagles' more." 56-56 deadlock with 5:11 remain­ jaws ot the perennial powerhouse Howard Eisley led all scorers with In overtime Florida looked like ing. Then Ilie Florida (,;itor*. broke Duke Blue Devils. The Gators will 18 poinl s while he and his team­ the experienced team, outscoring "Since I got HIV enit Ilie* wi'.ip.in that made the* (lit be huge underdogs, but they've mates became the sole Hig East UConn 12-3 to put the Huskies all I want to do is feiciiee In a span of 1:22, the already overcome heavy obstacles repreaentative m the final eight, away, 69-60 to earn a matchup tell women that love ri.e-t.l-el.eVWi/llI Gators' < raig lire iwn hit three con­ to tx* this far. with the No. 2 seed University of with the Eagles. The Huskies were alone won't protect secutive fadeaway three pointers I bail a chance tei speak lo Chris Connecticut yet to play. gone and along with them went the them. You have to to spurt a 9-0 UF run and put them Collins ol Duke last week," Cross In the second game, UConn chance for an all Big East battle for protect yourself." out in front for KIMXI. said "He told me he'd meet us m faced the third-seeded Gators after a Final Four spot. Also gone was Ali , i , , I. , ...... •, "I was just feeling the* shot at the BEEPERS the Final Four," Cross said. the Huskies defeated their first the predicted battle between lime* and my teammates were two opponents by wide margins. ,.,. . The ninth-seeded Eaglet already Bobby Knight and UConn coach. fl.it ... .now _m«l»nj MDV *.>m~. _| And I (Im* -,-., MONMY»gree_ra

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* . M.iK-isiiK. • J 11 MEWS I.u, eeieh Jn .leejet-eut.- "I 6J nullum, is lhc illi.s! whlt-lt rca.l intt'rai- J| From campuses nationwide enc lll*.sl\le eei.l inH'n.nnrei-'nl SSSP-SSS, .eni"ill£ IH- te, U-u'r-nl.l tuBlglI IlluilWd -eeleiltv Kilttiirial itinletnl beam nn the' dheeni iniiTi.n. aetiMties, jineuctcs and atniirns ct siie.lcnls Kmdina loiee-war t nllt'tlt's anel uniMrsmis. t'.'s -.llttiri'l It'll,!.,., scl-anl nek 9e_l Iniin tup (/ratlualinj. scnnirs, read tanipus MWipipui, ciiniloin," says M.nl.K Stuehs, seeenetiissl.in 'reide's antl nhtitoetraphv lev the: ln-sl Rodent |,ttirn,ili Ms. an.l iei.eieee.iii, .tn i>nt,i>tni! diafiu-tie' eta the Inttme-t antl I .-Views Sumo wrestlers bump big bellies for beer co-owner oi the nighti lub line* with studi-nls ae nundreiK nt eaeeepeise-s nattimuitle- "It's sate anil you gi I to lie.it your opponent sense- Publither ami Editorial Director Two really large women GAY1 I MllKKIS SVVI I II VMI wearing lilue Lite beer diapers less. It's the up-.iii,l i tuning thing to elei in liars now Managing Editor eve oili other savagely trom ARI CHI RI N opposite sides of the mat, .is But just as it vv a* sunn the ponvtailed announcer -,(MHI years ago, the i nmperi- Editors Newt 4 Features Entertainment moves into the ring. tion can get intense Ivckl Ihvii'ieis Vvet, v\ kill l\ ll lllll I "l.ildlt'S ,11111)111,1 fll'lltllllltll "Nil Illlll veil I ed to deal anv I I ulent," Editors on Fellowship let's fret i i;nl\ in iiiuiniiibblle'" GAYU COM N James Mamon t No, this isn't the World savs Stephanie I nil Pu 1 III I l/ll VirL'ini.i I eeli Wrestling Federation's 21 year-old SFCI I I 1ZABI Mill Wifliam anil Mary "1.,lilies' Slight" super heavy­ who hesteel hei Flni |. BRENNAGl IURU Editorial Assistant weight championship, nent. "Mom. be pi Advisory Council It's Sumo Wrestling Night Rules sine t le ell jusi DR. DAVID L AIUM Ineliana V. Remik I Ik II VRI) .Michigan State I'. at GatorMeisters (a Gaines­ any method ol W.B. Cvsn L'. of lows ville h.ir) where every Wed­ although running lull speei Dk.JvsT.ClIlllllilss Toss Tach U. nesday students compete al into a head mi colli* Mel's v ClAVENS L". of Southern Oalifeernia the ancient Japanese sport of seems tei weirk liesi I \1 \kk (,lleil)Vlv\ Stuelent Press Law (iir. I must break you. Get tat get wrinkly and pummel your sumo opponent DR. LIS MMJI R Neieithi'rei Mi'theeelisl I'. belly bumping tor i tree bai course, there's tha Kvnn I.VURIM i U. of Alabama tab while sucking eleivvn .ill the quarter been thev can sw.il- lull lieeelv slam onto the iinlortimate losers, ve h, Rie IIVKIIC. I.VIIK i'.ise Atlviser. I*. ,,l 1 tv.es low. tie hut lie there whimpering like turtles stink I.ISII v AI VRI 111 II Niche ells State.' t . Two petite women, representing the I . of Florida and hacks on the interstate. OR 1'RVSk Rve.uski (lugeeei Slate L'. DR. j. DAVID RI I D Eastern Illineeis U. Santa le Community College, helve strapped themselves Naturally, the owners reipiire that contestant TIIVI Rm \n kl Aaaodatsd (.ofiegialc Pns into heavily padded, flesh-tone "tat suits," put mi black- tile.ise before competing, stating thai thev in Ru IIVRI) Si in i i 11 Pasl Prt'stelcnl, CM \ haired helmet wigs, c.tst disparaging remarks at each other hn>k like' pane.ikes teir the rest ot the semester. I,vi lev Wmvii R NeenllvVL-st \lisseeeen Si. I ami become Gainesville's first sumo wrestlers. But even lhal tails to eleter stuelents. Production and Operations \\ .int to settle that lingering dispute with vour roommate "Every Gator has gotta try this," savs Florida *i*ni >i Vice President I lleivlvsj. Mill III II Once and for all": 1 las veeur elate leeen acting like a pin/- Ricky Vali n/iiela "It's the hest wav around to In it Operations Director Kl V VI I I s Rv v\ Thcn maybe I sound thrashing is the answer. hell out nl vour friends without getting injured • I'aul Circulation Manager IRVIV Alvrilll us -Hen in kl "It's the iihnn.He ill IMMIV* contact without hav ing lie wear I lox, Intlcpeiitlent I Im ulu litigator, I . of Florida Marketing. Research and Promotion Marketing Services Ugr. Mi i issv I*. \ie.v/i Marketing Assistant Allt.lll II I Glsl vse t\ Three weeks later, Stanton Administrative Asst M Mill I'll Ml Hi Men Lost serpent was preparing te, shut dovn Main Oflice the power in the master con­ Nerds fight the power I SIM) Ci-nteirv Park I isl #s:il, LIIS \ni>ck*s, (A 'HURT on the Gogh trol room ol Weimer Hall TeL (310)551-1381 FAX(310) 551-1659or 552-0836 W nil pockets prolecteel, pants hikeel up and Publisher GAVU MelkklsSvvil II v\l) when she found the heige rep­ VP General Manager THOMAS J, Mile lllll A three-week crisis sent tile hiulelled in the same roenn is taped, nereis fall prey to quid judgment !' Entertainment Ad Mr. Pel l IK ss (.nl'llim shock waves across the I', eet where he first escaped. The passers-hv Kut thanks to Ramlall Osborne, Classified Ad Sales Asst Mn IIIIII GHLASON Florida, when a hungry tugi- e i ISIS hael come full circle. proclaimed nerd who teaches [Mythology si Indui Advertising Sales Offices tive took the campus televi­ Stanton explained thai her U. I .ist, traehtional views teewarel ncrelness mi New York sion stuelieis hostage. Students changing. L. M-uastna, 171) L. nisi St., New Yeirk. NY ion: I surrogate anake-child »as Osliorne uses the recurrent theme eet the neru lei. (212)980-2800 I AX (212)980-2811 referreel tei the escapee as I stressed out trenn shedding his ( I VRe n.l Rv\s 11 IN, Marketing Services "snake." Authorities called skin and probably from mal­ his "Seminar on Self Concept anil Self-Esten Chicago him Van (iogh. nutrition too. t lass, anel uses his own texthook, I Word From u joi GUENTHER, PI II R(;I I MUI R, MIKI SHIELDS "Van (ieigh is still at large in "I Ie gets an attitude |vvhen Scicl, to examine the develeepment ol sell i Lhe Guenther ConuMtm our building," warned Ralph and ways to impriiM* it. Tel. (312)670-680- ' FAX (312) 670-0056 he shells]," St.inlun said, allee l.owenstein, elean of the iiiuiatelv stroking the half- "Ncrelness, as any nerd can tell you. is not sum Detroit CHRIS GUENTHER, I ht Guenther Company College of Journalism and pound snake. "Ile didn't want thing that comes and goes," he writes in his hemt Tel. (313) 647-74i)0 LAX (II <) 2 Communications, during the te, leave. He was comfortable." "It is a potentially debilitating ailment and niu-i ' height of the crisis. "We're Teleceimniunications Chair­ treated as such." \lie HI III /.in,11 R. Si SAN TIERNEY, Tierney it Co. l! still waiting to see if anv of man Gerald Smeyak aaid he Proof of ncrelness is not necessary to enroll in Tel. (214)960-2883 LAX (214)960-28M eiur smaller stuelents disappear was disappointed that ilu boi eenirse, anil stuelents inchule jocks anil hotl San Francisco to help us determine his as well as psychology stuilents. Uslnernc eiluii it* Pi li R Si OTT, PVIRII k Dim I constrictor was discovered sei Sceitt, Marshall, MiCinlev & Doyle whereabouts." quickly, especisll) since it role-playing, elemonstrations and humor to gel In Lei. (415)421-7950 TAX (4b") 398-4156 Van (ieigh, a two-foot baby meant the end of Dean message across, despite what he calls the serum* Los Angeles Colombian boa constrictor, l.iewenstem's periodic snake ness ol his subject livl McGlNLEY. Al l\V C( ill. Ill IS If they take nothing else away from the class. ' Scott, Marshall, McGinley 4 Doyle escaped from its owner, updates. TeL (213) 382-6346 ' FAX (213) 382-1108 sophomore Jennifer Stanton, "I'm a little saddened that elenls will at least remember Osborne's nerel the when she was working in the a call-to-arnis for nerds everywhere. Printed in I American Collegiate Network. Inc. they found him," Smevak saiel. building during winter break Chairman & President GAYU MI SOUS SWEETI IND "Just think if in III u-ars Itu- hack of his hook, it reads: Finance and Administration \ I \kl v Sl'lk I < is "She was very lonely, so she dents were still lalking about a Vmdl the wtrli over re/nice 'bout .ch" you #n Accounting Managar Ktisvl.lM) W'lN/hV brought her S-month-eilel lieia snake that roams the halls of ting yum pnnst's evayu'here both close to home ana ll. .l.lished nine times a yeai antl punted in Ihe U S A on recyclable constrictor with her," said Weimer, occaeionally picking History rtvub yter wisdom and success rings trut paper Suhscnplions $18 Copyngtir' 1994 ft and II. M^adtof aie teg l.owenstein. "While she was tsleted liddemarks of Amencan Collegiate Network Int An Right " nil a stuelent." • Megaii loud;/ lell the ii'tirltl around you, of your nenliii" out nt the office for a minute, Pleito Palmer, Inrleftelltleiil lloiiilu are r/uiti' proud. • Robyn Holt/man, //«/<><*»" "'"'' Van (iogh disappeared." VBPA Recycle Alligator, I', of Florida Student, Indiana U. 4 • 11- MaKay.inc- APRII IM* At 19, I to started entering contests Freshman binges in Japan and reigned undefeated for almost two years. She came to Short Takes for big bucks America to study in 1993, and last October, I to competed in a hot elog- & Updates (ioing lo the cafeteria with Orie Itu eating contest in New York. Ito faced CM be* quite I spectator event. down Mike Devito, a 200-pound New AND NEXT, "DOGS PUTTING POKER..." A recent dinner with the Williams Yorker, and lust by a mere twu hot UNIVERSITY PARK. PENN. - Wine and cheese at the opening of Pennsylvania Baptist College freshman demunstrat- dugs. (She says the hut dog buns were State U.'s new art exhibit? Try Cheese eel FrOffl the I leioel ,l\..il.i people are a little more jumpy about guns empowerment tnd 1 lack of eewner* while earning meene\ leer ceillege. arships to participants based these days." he says. ship," savs Melinda McMullen. "Anil The lirst year, Food From the lleieiel academic achievements anel the the city was suffering from .1 lack ot seihl 75 percent eel the proeluce they etteerts in the business, Foi tl CONTEST WINNER CRIES FOUL fresh-grown food." gTCVe anel gave 25 percent tee the needy. tall behind in the classroom, TALLAHASSEE, FLA. - Florida State U senior McMullen tnd her partner, Tallinn Although thej made .1 profit eel $600 anel counseling arc available Bill Dills could hardly believe it when he Bird, ,1 linileig\ teacher .it Crenihav. •mel teel ton people, the money didn't "Sometimes I can'l gei tht sank what he thought was a half-court High "s.hejol ill lees Angeles, set out tee put .1 dent in the scholarship needs ot eellt eif lhe c I;! ssroe llli , " Bird shot for a promotional contest at a lolve leeith problems with Food From inner eit) stuelents. "The) see college as a realm "•Die December FSU basketball game. the lleioel, a program designed 1 <• Then, with the help eet West Coast vanl* ssclsty n. The Illicit. Jami But the biggest shock came when offi­ teach high schoeii stuelents to greew and salad dressing guru Norris Bernstein, Madison U. cials for the Tallahassee Ford/Powerade Hoop and Holler Contest told Dills that he would not receive the $10,000 prize. the Roman Catholic German Bishops'Conference prm Officials say a videotape shows that Dills Researchers defend use of eel the crash research at 1 leitlelberg I . in German) shot from in front of the half-court line. "It't nei different than ,1111 either testing. It's fat 111 u Dills isn't sure if he was ahead of half cadavers in auto crash tests destructive t• > diiteci a beidv eeue strand at a i court, but he still thinks he's entitled to anatomy classes," King s.ns the prize, and he's considering suing the lietore leaving your bod) lei science, you RM) want to ask liui there lias been senile epiestieen as lu whether I" university and the car dealership "[The what it will lie eiseel for. shotj was still about 44 feet away It's not should know what the beidies are used lor. Etch nl At the V. e>t Virginia, the Medical CoUege ol Wisconsin like that's a shot even Michael Jordan can American universities has handled tins issue different!) hit regularly," Dills says. and Wayne State L'. in Detroit, IHIIH.III cadavers donated \i the* U. eil Virginia, Dudley says, "It a panic ul.11 for "medical research" are used in crash tests te> perfee 1 er is suitable, the people m our lab contact the (.mill. ' PULLED OVER: The Oscar Mayer antei safety. And the families elem't always know about it tell them specifically what it will be used for." Wienermobile, a 23-foot-long hot-dog- For the tests, cadavers are Strapped emtei metal sleels that \i Wisconsin and Wayne State, families an on-wheels [U. Magazine. January/ crash tt speeds of around 6_lxf0«12C I *S2IXJ'*0!12C J U. News

he Mojave Desert north of Abortions added to Death Valley, Calif., is not student insurance your average college town. There are Tina Cardinale is considering leaving T her university's health plan this tall no bohemian hangouts, because of a $3 increase in her insurance no ivy-covered build­ fees. ings and no football sta­ The extra money, of course, is not the real issue. She is upset because the fee diums amidst the vast increase will provide abortion coverage in desert and local wildlife Northeastern U.'s shident health plan. "I — it's not the kind of weeulel be opposed tei paying tor it even if place you'll expect to it was a nickel," says Cardinale, an .MBA find a prestigious student and a member of Northeastern Students teer Life. college. Northeastern, Louisiana State U., the But that's exactly what min­ Deep Springs students Noah H«nm and 0 * Rich help with the pet. to I U. of Fleeriela anel Florida State U. have ing mogul Lucien I.. Nunn recently joined an increasing number of intended when he createel •chooll which are expanding student Deep Springs Ceillege in I*> 1 "7. health insurance to include abortions. This all-male schoeel, located En route to the Ivy League Both moral and financial concerns have on a ranch with monastic con- surfaced as a result. ditions, operates on Nunn's At Northeastern, feir example, the vision of "removing the Desert college recruits academic elite Women's Law Caucus spearheaded the nation's brightest males trom movement to offer students coverage feir the temptations anil elisttac­ By Phillip W. Browne, The Daily Titan, California State L'., FuT elective abortions. The coverage began tions of civili/atiem anel pro- last September, but the insurance fee viding them with an abunelance of heart." members ina\ stav a maximum ot six. increases wein't take place until this fall. It has been elcscribeel as eme ol the nation's most unusual first year stuelent Neiah lllllllll says Deep Spun "We feel that it's part of reproductive academic experiments. more ot an emphasis on the learning process than ,; health care for women," says Susan TwentyV^i mostly mielille- anil uppcr-inielillc-class mem­ colleges. Recently, eine of his teachers receive,I Cieutat, a third-year law student and a bers of the nSliem's ac.ieleinic elite attenel Deep Spring! in an alumnus who hail iiiiiveel on to an Ivv League se he member eel the caucus. "The ielea that a almost cf>_»__f-te seclusion. The stuelents possess a couple eel eeimpl.uiuil that he ceiuleln't get goeiel grades unless h weiman should pay for it herself is a puni­ raetios and one television lhat eleiesn't weerk well, but thev ply inemeiri/eil material. "The problem the Deep v tive attitude. W'e don't have that type of have discusseel getting nil eet even theise elistractions. alum was having was he was trying te> learn too attituelc abeeut other medical neeels that A strict isolation polity forbiels stuelents Ireini leaving the I lamm says. He compares that lei the way Deep S college students have." 2,500 acre ranch while school is in session. RareK, excep­ stuelents arc encouraged to challenge ideas* ' I lu le But oppements at Northeastern object tions to the policy are granteel. One stuelent needed to have lure eleiesn't stop. It's neit just in classes." tee paying insurance fees for a proceelure his braces tightened every two weeks. Wither wanted to Pat O'Cemnor, dean of the college, says, "I hen they morally oppose. "It's not the atneiunt attenel Catholic Mass on Sundays. They were given permis­ tain type "I psychological conscieiusness whu h bnn. that bothers me, it's what it's for that sion, but only after the entire studeni be eel. .igrccel. dents here. Some want to IK* cowboys, some like bothers me," Cardinale says. "Paying tor Attendance at the twee-year ceillege is tree ill accep­ atmosphere, some like the communitarian aspects ..' something that is in my tninel the act eif tances come with lull scholarships. The onlv requirements: campus .mil seune just don'l know exactlv whal committing murder, that's the preeblem." exemplary acaelemic achievement anil a desire to transfer tee them." The same coverage has been available an Ivy League school. Alieiut one-third of Deep Springs' funeling ceiine to faculty and staff feir almost a decaele. It "There's no eine thing that is attractive about this eeel- endowment of $4.*i million. The other two-thml will cover up to $250 for an abortion, lege," says second-year stuelent Hank Hancock. The best Irom donations. "The college is substantial^ * which would be performed eiff campus. way to describe this place is with eeur name for tlu pro alumni, seealumni are verv ini|)ortant to us," OfIon According to Planned Parenthood, an gram. W'e call it the 'Deep Springs Kvpcnciu c.'" 1 hese days, though, the alumni are pushing leu se. average abortion in the first trimester As a crucial part of the experience, ie al changes at their alma mater " \',,' ranges from $200 to $400. stuelents spenel about 20 hours I week number ol them would In* wi Because of the moral significance of doing assigneil duties on the ranch see us go coeducational." Mann abortion coverage, senile schools have such as milking cows ami pitching hay. linancial stability could cost l> matle more insurance options available. Hancock, a Houston resilient, is Springs its 77-year policy eel At llarvarel, stuelents whei object to abeer- responsible lor washing pots anel pans. ting women. "If nol, oui source tion can deduct the coverage from the On the rare occasion when there's dec funding may dwindle," O'Conm cost ofthe plan. At the U. Of Florida, stu­ time, he anil his classmates hike anil gee "As an alumnus myselt, I wish elents have two options: a $96-a-year plan mountain climbing. The rest of tlu* lege would have been co-eel in lu which emly covers basic infirmary services time, students delve into the liberal- I'm only one voice. This wem or a $507 comprehensive plan which stuilics curriculum that they help to woiulertiil experience for both men inclueles up to $!()() abortion Ofsntfft, devise. woman." But for many colltmj^ ,'j I Iancock stays in touch with friends The Hoard eil Trustees will deciele eleliales are necessary; their S1*-| __ from freim high scheiol whei went on to more s the issue of co-education in Ma) H attterel the aeleled cost ot electi* s traditional schools, and he says, "I rule in favor, the firsl female class ml coverage. At the U. ol Neirth i im takes think the eilucation is a leu nuere here. admitted in July. Now, O'Conm example, emly about 150 out ol mations, (.I'm more satisfieel with what I'm get­ opinion is divided on the issue elents purchase the school's to an A. ting." grounds are reallv rocky anion package, making the aeleleel co\' '->m a C* One way Deep Springs maintains mors and the trustees, but tin h ihi t i v el y expensive. • Kimberly fresh ideas is by frequent faculty will live on if ami when this happt i ( In ism.in, Tbe Stanford Daily, turnover. The college president's term says. "When it happens, a new i i Stanford U. is liiniteel to three years anil faculty Students work the ranch 20 hours a week begin." 8 • 11. M.«U.I"Mie, WMl IW The Whole Earth viewpoint

Low Impact He said the end was at hand. He pre­ dicted that, in time, the gap between hun­ gry mouths and the Adventures limits of agriculture would result in mass starvation. Go ahead and party with The year was 1798. the man was Thomas "Environmentalists Maithus, and today r0utine!v place the Mother Nature, but don't there is more food than ever before interests of people Maithus was the first trash her house in a long line of environ­ below that of mentalist doomsayers hat's eiut is in. Irom reick climbing tei scuba div­ lower creatures" with a cloudy crystal ing, everybody is rushing to join the latest extreme ball. More recently, in 1968. Paul Ehrlich pre­ spurt - but it might be meire than the great emt- dicted that we would run out of clean water by eleeeers call haiielle. W the 1970s. Unembarrassed by this and other Vceirelmg tu envireenmenialists, it uninlurmcd enthusi­ failed prophesies. Ehrlich continues to proclaim asts aren't careful, they can elei serieius elamage tu land anil the apocalypse, which is still imminent unless water. we mend our ecological ways For example, as ruck climbing gains pupularity, it alsei Mo doubt most environmentalists are sincere elisiiulis din-dwelling birdl anil animals, deilfuyi ancient in their convictions But they don't seem to ruik art, upruuts plants anil litters ledges with trash anil Seme parks are putting reitrictiom on mountain climbers. make good prophets That is because environ­ human waste. As a result, seimc ii.iiinn.il parks have already David (iarcia, an envirunmental science inajur at Texas mentalists make the mistake of denying the placed restrictiuns un climbers. Jeeshu.i I ree National ArfcM L ., says, "W'e tell eiur |eiutileiurs club] members tu hierarchy of life. Environmentalists routinely Monument in Southern California, fur one, has bused 'take einly pictures, leave unly fuotprints."' place the interests of people below those of the use uf steel hubs tei anchor reipes. ()ther jiarks are con- According tei the U.S. Furest Service, wilderness visita- lower creatures Witness the recent battle over sielcring rules such as keeping peeiple off unexplored faces. tiun peaked at 15 inilliun in 19H4, and after a time of the spotted owl, when the Environmental Became knobby-wheeled bikes stir up toil, mountain decline, recent numbers seem to be increasing. Protection Agency placed millions of acres off biking can contribute tei ereisiun anil disturb wildlife. "Yuu want people to experience wilelerness to educate limits to logging, putting the owls' livelihood Vceirelmg tu Mark Featbentone, a seniur anil presielent ol anil gain appreciatiein, but at the same time use is detri­ ahead of people's Out on the fringe, some the niiiunt.iin biking club .it the I . uf L'tah, many trails arc mental," says Chris Ibsen, William anil Mary junior and environmental groups wreck construction sites already trashed. leinner Stuelent Environmental Action Coalition presielent. and put spikes in trees that injure loggers in "We trv and stick tu well-worn trails tei keep ereisiun Ill an effort to get the worel out tei sports enthusiasts, the service of "protecting the earth" prcm minimal," he says. "It really come I down to paying nonprofit groupa like the beak Walton League ol America The simple truth is that some creatures are attention tei wilelerness areas anel not biking where yuu anil Leave No Irate promote cnvireinmentally sate out­ higher than others Plants are superior to inani­ kneew veeti'rc neit suppuseel to." door recreation through pamphlets anel in-the-field train­ mate matter, animals are superior to plants, Ciiupers anil hikers can alsei scar the envirunment by ing. Leave* N'oTrace offers 10 principles for sports enthu­ and humans are superior to animals Rebellion trampling vegetation, sceirchmg lhe earth with their camp- siasts: against this concept is a denial of reality. tires anel leaving behind human waste. We see the unique character of humanity all Even small eiecisiuns like wearing sunscreen can upset Leave No Trace's Top 10 Suggestions around us. but we don't often take stock of it the environment • Plan ahead and prepare before you go Unlike animals, humans do many things that Chris Canteinis, • senieir anel presielent uf the scuba club - Concentrate impact in high-use areaa aren't related to eating or reproducing Religion at the I', of Florida, says he has to explain the elelicatc bal­ - Spread uae and impact in priatine areas and art. the summits of the human experience, ance ul ceiral reefs to neivice divers. • Avoid places where impact ia juat beginning are totally unnecessary to physical survival or "I have to tell them, 'Please elem't wear sunscreen, please - Minimize horse impact producing offspring. We need to step back and elein't step on the reefs or pick anything up,'" he says • Uae campfiree responsibly see ourselves in contrast to the universe Why :ds un tht "Even touching bottom stirs up MM that la - Pack it in. pack it out do we do what we do? Who are we anyway? coral and kills it." - Properly dispose of what you cannot pack out Merely discussing this point proves that ( Ither water spurts like bleating anel skiing - Be considerate of others humans are radically different than animals. alsu affect wildlife, most nutably manatees, • Leave what you find For a human to ask, "What is man?" is not aquatic animals that live in warm cuastal unusual, but squirrels do not. as lar as we § "Peeiple art* hungry tor this inlurniation," areas such as Florida. Michael Kunney, a know, ask, "What is squirrel?" Lower creatures regional director for the National Wildlife § says Leave No Trace uutreach coordinator | Rich liramt*. "Recreation and preservation do not ask why: they simply are Federation whu coordinate! itudenl out­ With our intellect comes a certain amount ol = are not necessarily at otitis with each other. reach program, says he's never seen a man­ control over our surroundings. Humanity has ^ Education is the answer." atee that wasn't scarred by a buat's jiru- the freedom to choose what it wishes to do _! Anil Ilrainc* warns that destruction has its peller. Manatees alsu entangle themselves v-ith the earth, and we must therefore choose | price. "Where education tails, regulation in Hitting line. what is right. "There have been suinc improvement! i enters," he says. " 1 he country is tilled with How do we know what the "right" path is' lately with propeller guarels and no-wake 1 parks that have been closed eiut* tu overuse*. We can start by eliminating any philosophy /eeiies," Kcnney says. "Anil lor the must E Sennetmits it's |ust to allow recovery time. which rejects the hierarchy of life Such a creed pari speerls enthusiasts have* a greater appre­ 2 sometimes complete revegctation must be cannot give us any useful answers, and cannot ciation feir the environment. There are very g de ene. It doesn'l matter it vein set asiele all guide us toward a better understanding of our lew people* whu just elem't get it.' Climbing un disturb local wildlife the l.iii.l vein want il vein lovt* it to death." 1 precious world • Eric M. Johnson, lhe By Jenny MacNair, The Flat Hat, College of William and Mai Breeze, James Madison U.

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THE BUZZWORDS THE REAL THING "All consumer products have an impact on the environment," Green Seal's Kostant Recyclable Ozone sale Biodegradable Environmentally friendly says. "The trick is lo identity and purchase those products that cause significantly less The number ol new products bearing these types ol labels has jumped Irom damage lo the environment than others." r 2 8 perceni in 1988 to 12 8 percent lasl year, according lo Marketing Intelligence Service Bul nol all ol these green products are living up lo their labels Walch out lor general lenvironmentall claims, says leankel ol Green MarketAlert The LOOK FOR more abstract the claim the less likely il is lo be true "

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UPHIt 1994 11. Maitaylni* • 11 Sports Foul Play Universities struggle to deal with athletes in trouble s student-athletes mine triini the By Jason Wilde, Badger Herald, U. of Wisconsin all \Sl athletes, appointed .1 team i<> speirts page tn the Ireint page, the investigate unlawful acts related to \si headlines depict an alarming and Jake Batsell, State Press, Arizona State U. athletics ami called leer a student-athlete A trend nt crime anel scandal. conduct code. Since the conduct code I'iir example: was devised, no \Sl athlete has been In January, aophomore Tyrone linked tei a major nth-use- Williams, a defensive back lur the I. nl "I tlunk I the code] helped... because Nebraska football team, allegedly fired here's oui set ol rules, and we have tti several runnels at a ear being driven by follow b) it. rather than the rules that another studeni. societ) says," says senior fob) Mill Alsei iii January. Robert Clantem, I IIIMIIII starting center ber \SL"s IIIIII running back .it Northwestern (_'., with- ball team. "I he rules we billow hen elrew treiin school alter allegedly enter­ tighter than societ) V" ing several women's reiemis late Bt night, .tlilctu Director Charles Harris say watching and sometimes touching the he received requests for copies "l \sl sleeping residents. policy from between 4(1 and 50 schools Auburn L .. I . ot N'eitre Dame, nn linllllg -album and Syracuse I UNLV anil a heist ol other schools have I .isi fall, Syracuse alao developed experienced lawlessness among itu- strict conduct code leer athletes dent-athletes in recent years. Even at \i i ending tei the campus paper, 11 Pennsylvania State U., which tradition­ Daily Orange, lasl .car's arrest eit .i has al!} has boasted .1 squeaky clean pro­ ketball playei charged with vandalism gram, live football players were arrest- prompted! hancelloi Kenneth Shaw io eel on charges including felony tbelt Call Im the lieu lenic, which Is JJ pa anil selling cocaine in 1992. As a result, long and reads in pan. " . eeu will be held schools are asking senile difficult ipics- ne ,i standard o( ethical conduct and tinns: Why are these athletes getting behavioral expectations which ma) well inlo trouble, anil whal can be eleine ext iid those ol nun athletes." about It? In Shaw's opinion, die restrictions ol the new code are balanced oui by the The reasons behind the headlines perks II establishes, such as counseling Those who supervise student-athletes .md development programi special!; have struggled tei find common factors designed for sludenl.itbletes. behind these crimes, " \s I sec it, a geieiel university eleicsn I Arizona State U, has been searching treat everybody alike," Shaw says. for answers since a nationally publicized \inl al AST, although things have wave eil scandals bit ilie campua in improved, < loor plans more cnangi 1 1991-92. During.! 14-month span, I ' One ul the studies he ordered issues student-athletes were named in criminal recommendations, including recruiting complaints ranging from burglar) to stronger students, monitoring theii aggravaieel assault. \s a result. AST progress more closely anel pairing ath moved into the national spotlight eif le ns with non-athlete roommates. athletic controversy, ami university According to the \'<', \ Vs Reith, mea Presielent I.attic* Coin* responded by suns such as these aren't intended as ordering two studies tei investigate the "The system is somehow broken, and we havepenalties , but as I way (ei integrate ath situation. Moth studies concluded that letes nitee the student body 1 >\ removing the isolation ot student-athletes was a got to fix it. And fix it we will." unnecessary privileges such as athletic problem. dorms, which will be phased IIIII ai all According to one ot the studies: "It themselves em page eine everv time they elem't [sel .1 good example], tad because NCAA schools by 1996. we were to cite a single complaint con­ get in trouble? they're athletes n probabl) will be 011 "The philosophy of the NCAA is thai cerning the lives ol student-athletes, Not in the opinion of L'. ill page one. Whether it's the right tiling the athlete is an integral part eif the stu particularly those in the major revenue Wisconsin Athletic Director Pal eir a good thing or not, tint is vv bat's dent body," she says. "The athlete is a sports, it woulel be that these young Richter, .1 former Washington Redskin. going in happen. Athletes need to studeni in si and shouldn't be treated as men anel women are isolateel treiin the "Tbe athlete is tint only given very lit­ another being." One of the themes ol academic anil social community." tle chance within the press to have the understand that." the newt NCAA convention will be the Mike ScTtich, hockey coach at the V. whole steny come nut, but because of ethical conduct of student-athletes. ol Minnesota, Diiluth, says, "A lot nf the coverage, their case is much mure Fixing the system As universities look teiwarel the future, kids want to go out and be part ol the closely scrutinized," he says. Ihe Community responded lo ASL "s Ceiorsays, "Those who study the natiir mainstream, bul because they are recog­ lint must agree that whether the situation with elisgust. In one poll, 70 al phenomenon of the Karth note thai nizable, they can't. Consequently, pen- attention is lair, it comes with the terri­ percent nl those surveyed in the tires, as painful anil damaging as the) pie may take advantage ol them, pursue tory ot being a public figure. Phoenix community had a negative view are, are therapeutic to the longer-term them ami push them a litde bit. When "Most athletes that are competing in nl ASl as a result ofthe scandals. Iven ecology of the area. I think we shenilel alcohol and egos get involved, tremble sports at NCAA institutions are rule Sport) Illustrated berated the "bedeviled Sun Devils." all learn trom misfortune." starts brewing." models," says Kathryn Keith, director of "The system is somehow broken, and Sail]' Kuzciiichnh, The Dailv Sertich anil others say the spotlight public information at the NCAA. we have gut to fix it. And fix il we will." Collegian, Pennsylvania State U., ami burns brighter liecause athletes are pub­ Unfortunately there elei seem to lie, ASU's ( ainr saiel during the crisis. Shaim Rachan, State Press, Arizona Stale lic figures, lint is it fair that they find from time tn time, a few athletes that Ciinr ordered background checks on U., contributed in this article. 12 • ii- Ma-ffliw UPRIl 199*1 LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT JOB? HELP EMPLOYERS FIND YOU! GET YOUR RESUME ONLINE STLAA™ Studeni & Prafetmional Advantage

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Other bring henne any potential boyfriend! than the superficial changes, leeeek lor ,1 Mommy doetn'l like. similar stun line and goof) luptiks thai made the lirst Mam Lugnt seenuwh.it House of the Spirits (Miramox) eef .1 cull lilt oil ceillege* e .llliptlscs. Even month neeels at least Four Weddings and a Funeral (Gramercy) one serious re In wli.it ni.ii lee llle sleeper ot the lease. Utilise «/ month, tins romantic comedy centers lhe Spirits is around .1 thirtysomething British bache­ April's let's- lor, Charles (Hugh (erant). who finds Eric StotU and Alary louise Parker try to balance their careers and romance in Malted in Mew York get-reflective flick, li.iscel em the best- himself surrounded hy women yet selling novel written by Isabel Allcnelc, unable tei commit tei .1111 ol them. W ill elebrity ensemble cists Men lo be Quaid headline Utilise nf the Spun, follow! the life eel the (diaries lin.ilh settle ilown when he the theme* tins tnemtli. Here arc in a flick aliei Triiclia family treiin the deep) I920i in units American beaut) Carrie (Andie C senile that might be -worth • $5 tuh a common day the 1970a. I he transitieen from (lappets Mat Dowell)! I le has tei make it eel popcorn: in the lite ot to hell-lieitteiins is re-en.icleil l>\ an all- ihrough lour wedding! anel .1 I1u1er.il, newipaper edi­ st.ire.ist Including Meryl Streep,Jerem) hence the title, before he actually Naked in New York (Fine Line) tor llenre, Ireins, (ihmi C.leese, Winona Ryder, elceieles. Directed b) \likc Newell Eric Steilt/ stars as Jake liners in | llackelt (Keaton). Ot course. I coninnen Antonio ll.itiilcr.is inel \ anessa (1.11, hauled . Ipedi. I mil II t-Ump feillows romantic* comedy altetut a recent college day inciutles dueling vsitli his managing Redgrave. Bring the tissue bra far this a recent succession ol liritish films gar* grid trying to hive I career anel ,1 seri­ editor ((dose), dealing with his pregnant one. tiering critical acclaim. ous relationship. Alter graduation, Jake wile (I oiuei) anel contending with a rival finels hiinscll in the enviable position eif newspaper that wants to hire* him. Oh. Jimmy Hollywood (Paramount) He re* are having his first phn produced off- antl eliel ue mentiein he can tree twei Joe I'esci's senile othei Broadway. I lis aapiring career, however, innocent young men charged with inur- back as .in out inns les you is causing his love life tei suffer, as Jake's eler it he can expose a major scandal im ot weirk actor might 11.1111 to romantic interest Joanne (Man -Louise the morning edition? lhe Paper promises who no job check out tins Parker) gets left lieliinel in his search teir to IK* an intriguing, il a hit overly glam­ starts a sigi- mouth: Cups success. Ihe film is haseel em the lite eif orous, loeek at newspapers with caineeis lante greiup to and Rnhbersons. Chcv) (hase's chance director Dan Algrant, whei was also co- by real-lite journalists. coinhat Hollywood's rising crime. He­ tee re\i\i' Ills career, Surer, ina, the (lame, writer nt the movie. I he cast include! lloes Brando, he docs Cagney, he takes starring Ice- I ; //ee/| Maliimiiny, starring Ralph Macchio of Karate Kid fame, Serial Mom (Savoy) booth hostage in his girlfriend1! hath* Patricia rVrquettc anel directed hy Kathleen Turner anel Tony (amis. This month room. Jimmy Ilollyv.iiiid alsee stars Leonard Nimoy; Clifford, with (diaries Kathleen I in * Christian Slater as his hapless stelekte k Grodin anil Martin Short; ihe favor, The Paper (Universal) ner stars as the Slater plays William, a character the with I Lit lei fine Kn/.ik tl',i cent hood), lhe cist alone is enough to make hig hcau in yet actor tlescrihes as "out there." Does Elizabeth McGovern ami Israel I'm, ami news in this movie directed hy Ron mother dark Slater lake .1111, othet type nt role? i.'n/iir efNight, with Bruce Willis. • I Inward. Michael keaton, Glenn Close, comedy. Dir­ Word on the street is thai Slater steals Danita Arliucklc, Hall Slate Daily Reehert Duvall, Marisa I eunci .mil Randy ector John Waters' script portrays the the sheiw. News, Ball State I . on the set video calendar • Paramount is wrapping up Harrison Ford's Clear and April releases Present Danget. which war. filmed in Los Angeles, Fearless (Warner Bros.) 4/6 The Age ot Innocence (Columbia/TriStar) 4/6; A Washington. D.C . and Mexico. It has an all-star cast Bronx Tale (HBO/Savoy) 4/6; Malice (New Line) 4/13: Cool Runnings (Buena including Anne Archer, dames Earl dones and Willem Vista) 4/13; Carlito's Way (MCA/Universal) 4/13; The Saint ot Fort Washington Dafotr look toi this action-thriller this summer. (Warner Bros.) 4/20; Another Stakeout (Buena Vista) 4/20 Tout Le Matin du • The highly anticipated Interview with the Vampire is shooting internationally in Paris, London, New Orleans Monde (Buena Vista) 4/20: Flesh and Bone (Paramount) 4/20: Mr. Jones and San Francisco. As we all know by now. Tom Cruise Tto.i'^t-wcw.i*****-*****!***. (Columbia/TriStar) 4/20; Ruby in Paradise (Republic) 4/20: Josh and S.A.M. will star as the vampire Lestat in Warner Bros.' big-screen (Columbia/TriStar) 4/27: Ernest Rides Again (Monarch) 4/27 version of Anne Rice's novel. Neil dordan (The Crying Game) directs a hunky cast including Antonio Banderas, Brad Pitt. Stephen Rea and Christian Slater • Julia Roberts and Nick Nolte have teamed up for / Love Trouble, to be released this quotable summei by Touchstone. A film about two rival reporters working at a Chicago paper, / Love Trouble is shooting in Chicago. Las Vegas. Los Angeles and Wisconsin. "In a lot of movies, you see relationships and people falling in love in slow • Also in the works: Fox's /(Happened in Paradise, slated for a year-end release. The motion and everything's perfect But in this film... you see our characters film stars Nicolas Cage. Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey. And Universal's The Little struggle and bicker and make mistakes." Rascals, scheduled tor a summer release, is shooting in Los Angeles. - Eric Stoltz on naked in Mew Yet*

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Budd" touches em jeib discrimination tins action seems m have '•' -' V. Meet wm, Kodt Animals (Virgin) due te> homophobia. 5. Pavement, CroeM Ram. Crooked Rain opposite result. (Matador) 10. Slowdive, W/,**.*• (SISk) Is Morrissey re.iely tee take his music Superiinkiio-,111 sl.iins |J tracks in ,i tei the masses": II this album eleiesn't elei Chert .nlil, l'.i„',l un ii,/'.-. rata .injtl.i, Ci'iunl'iiwi^ i.i.l," SsHaHr. KALX, 1 "I ' .iliMrnu Berkeley; Ke k. S.in I In ii" St in I powerful .mil diverse mix ol pain, rec­ Kl RN.elhinL. KNU'. t.iit Weeeu. KKM .1 ofNebmk., I IIKI.II, K I Kl , l „l ll.,„.l„.i. K I SB. I ,,l I,,,,. Kllll it feir linn, llle einh thing left would he a I ,.ill,».i,i. \l.in,..i. Kit II. I i.tlj.l.irjili,. KlilM.l .1 Minm.i.i.i. KU \ \. I of ,.„_,.„ VW.-On I .11*111. onciliation .mil regret. Siipeiiinkii,,.. n Iiil.iii.l Ul IK 1 M l,t,ii™-i UrVI.Wcim.i l,,li,UU \U Milium Smiths reunion tour. • Roll Hooper, reflects a greiup stretching past the linn ( niversity limes, California State I'., Key: •****= CO ••••= Cassette ***** LP ** Reel to Reel *= 8-Trock unions the) hael set leir themselves, as l.os \ngeles members' siele protects have brought Pavement Prong new ieleas ami energy to a hand stereo­ Rollins Band (.rooked Ruin, Crooked Ruin Cleansing (Epic) typed by grinding guitars and glass- (Matador) • *•• shattering veicals. Weight (Imago) • ••• I'i ewer meets sulitle* Though Siipeeiiiikiiti.en is ,i band album, • *'•• Crooked Ram, Crook­ ty. Anger meets it is the intensitv ol Canted*! vocals that "I hate press hteis ed Rain is basically meloedy. With (.'/cons separates S( ', treiin copycats. < )n "lell on vs 11 ll .1 teill eel ,lel|ci your average Pave­ ing, their third tull- HI.uk Days," Cornell cries out, "I hew dves," I lent") Rollins ment record, which is length, major label would I kneiw that tins coulil lie ill) fate?" writes in the press son of like saying release. Prong music­ few vocaliets can combine poetn and release accompanying I lamlii is your average ally transforms full- rage with such conuctiein. Ills new at hum, Shakespeare piece. throttle rage, ignoring mainstream leir aniline whei his watched II eight, " \ll vein need With a seiiinil that is tren/.ietl anel surpris­ heavy-riff style. This peiwer hand layers Sounelgarelen's gluntil anil transforma­ is the tacts. The rest is horing filler." ingly catchy, Pavement moves through its crunchy, tnachine-gun-ipiick guitar tion, the fate ot Siipci/inkiioirn weeulel have With Weight, Rollins again proves styles as varied as jail anil country. lines with untlerstateel samples via John beCfl obvious. • Rant/ Hosclcy, lhe lhat music doesn'l have tee he gleiss anil Pavement's strong suit is their ability liechelcl anil steaely, smooth rhythm Daily liveifrrecn, Washington State I'. Idler, either. I he ailehtiein eel \.\// hassist to walk that thin line between innova­ lines ceiurlcsi ot elrimnner Led Parsons Melvin Gibba is the perfect comple­ and hassist Paul Raven. ment to the thundering backdrop tive rock anil pretentious loud crap. Morrissey There are a few tracks that require lhe tracks "lireiken Peace" anil "Snap behind Rollins' savagely honest lyrics I'auxhall and I (Sire/Reprise) patience, like the messy "Hit the Plane Your lingers, Snap Your Neck" are helping make Wright the Reillms Band's Down," hut with near perfect tunes like lunkiiieil grooves with intermittent *•*• strongest album tee el.ue. "Range Life," there are enough hoeiks blasts of power, lew "harel" hanels can Peip drama con­ Don't let Rollins' mainstream attention to make it all come together. creiss genres like Premg, from the force­ noisseur Meirrisse) throw lent, though. Yea, ii'eittbt is metre lu the closing minutes ofthe allium. ful "(ait-Rate" to the drone), melodic delivers his latest aciissihle than previous alliums, hut thai Pavement proclaimi "Goodnight to "No Quel tion." Guitariat/vocaliil hatch ot primal sut- comes trom playing more than 150 the Rock cS; Reill Ere." Welcome to the Tommy Victor changes vocal gears, tering with sheer sheiws .1 vear neit Irom cetmpronnsc. In future. It's Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain. delivering rough growls alongside clean finesse. I'auxhall and I Ins candid anel unii|ue w.i), Rollins elelis - teiei geieiel for eiliscurity anil teio compli­ vocals. C'lcaiisiiig preives Prong dodges finds the ex-Smiths -___) ers an aggressive, direct punch mtei the cated for radio. Buy it anyway. • Eric mediocre thrash without aacrificing wecahst in his usual somber mood, hut Societal pressures that he funis sei shallow Geyer, The Daily Texan, L'. of force. • Aaron Cole, The I'nion, in this case the music matches the senti uul pointless. • TMf Euss, Stale I'rvss Texas California State V., Long Beach ment. Anil that's not such a hael thing. Mairinine, Arizona State U. in the studio CDs on parade • Veteran rocker is taking his time with his latest More releases we didn't have room to review effort. After the lukewarm response to Hey Stoopid, he's undoubt­ Sister Machine Gun (Wax Trax) 3/15; Phish (Elektra) 3/29; Pink Floyd (Columbia) edly learned that there's no such thing as being too careful. 3/29; Infectious Grooves (Epic) 4/1; Anthrax Live (Island) 4/5; Danielle Brisebois • After a successful union during last summer's WOMAD tour, (Epic) 4/5; G. Love (Epic) 4/5; Mllla (EMI) 4/5; Stevie Nicks (Atlantic) 4/5; Aphex Twin it's a pretty safe bet that Peter Gabriel will be showcasing his (Warner Bros/Sire) 4/12; Hiisker DU Live (Warner Bros) 4/12; Primal Scream (Sire) talents somewhere on Sinead O'Conner's next effort, anticipated 4/12; Stanford Prison Experiment (World Domination) 4/12; Swell (American) 4/12; in early 1995. Jimmy Vaughan (Epic) 4/12; Nick Cave (Elektra) 4/15; Palo Banton Collection (IRS.) • Just about the only Seattle band who's been quiet lately, 4/19; The Dylans (Beggars Banquet) 4/19; Indigo Girls (Epic) 4/19; King Missile Queensryche is all hushed lips when it comes to their late sum­ (Atlantic) 4/19; M People (Epic) 4/19; Violent Femmes (Elektra) 4/22; David Byrne mer release. We did learn that the follow-up to 1990's Empire is (Luaka Bop) 4/26: The Pretenders (Sire) 4/26; Smithereens (RCA) 4/26, Bandy Travis not expected to be a concept album. (Warner Bros.) 4/26 . , • The melodic fires of poetry and hip-hop are melding as Me Phi Me and Arrested Development prepare their sophomore efforts for respective spring and fall releases. quotable • Just when you thought you'd heard the last of "I Will Always Love You." Whitney "It's the same album you liked a year ago, but now it's popular, so it's Houston is working on a greatest hits collection for an early fall unveiling. • Paul Gargano, Marquette Tribune, Marquette U. not cool anymore." - Nine Inch Nails' Trent Int on the curse ef mainstream seeeaaa

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l E* think eil it lirst. America adopts the fringe, leaving us with... Anil he has hit on a rapidly growing market. I ens eil thousands eet Vines .in being published in -.merica small, underground publications often designed mi personal computers .mil printed .it the local copy een ter. In .lelehiieni, innovations in electronic communica­ tions allow peeiple* lii'tii .ill uver die world tee exchange information, via computer modem, .it cyberspeed, and people .ue finding the) don't need tei rely on tradi­ tional media sources. "Mainstream media are appropriating .uul pillaging NO ALTERNATIVE \ctmh culture .mel riving nothing in return," says R. Seth Friedman, publisher nl Ftctsbtet •. an Lnde« By Glenn .McDonald, The State News, Michigan State U. .mel guide to Vines. "Mure .uul more, though, alternative literature is... rom James Dean to J Mascis, the weird and sullen ratty-looking kids becoming accessible. Places like lower Records are have always heen cool. They're the loners, the hepcats — the out­ stocking Vims neiw. Through computer technology, Vines .in looking sink .uul e ee-amg less." siders. Sure, they have attitude and they dress great, hut they don't David Ueeeiihe. .1 I1'''* gr.illll.llc eil Syracuse I . anel have many friends and grown-ups hate them. editor < >t Might magazine, is also attempting to pm F no etc alternative media I lis publication, recentlj See what in the hev is going on these days? ter youth lilms eel the last decade (Sa) released through national distributors, is attempting Supermodel Kate Moss in flannel .mel boots? DON'T Anything, Singles), s.ns this transition is tn find .1 middle ground between regional Vines and Smashing Pumpkins anel The Breeders in entirely natural in .un ten in eel entertainment. lull In ue* mainstream rags, Billboard s Top Ten? Films like Slacker in heavy-mar­ 'Pop culture just sweeps along anel takes everything Moodie ami Ins fellow editors, David I ggers .uul ket rotation ceiasi-io-cetasr? .nth it," he s.us. "Granted, it will mill enter tlu Mann keipi.i, want ni ensure ih.n their magazine anel It's I'l'H, .mel the outsiders are ill. mainstream il it's profitable, bul that's tin nature others like u can maintain editorial integrity in the eit the mainstream. ultra-slick world eit mainstream pop culture maga­ lternative culture is a phrase that, even Hi "Still, recent!) in film, real issue-oriented stufl is zines "Details i*- .i phone book," s.ns Moodie. "Ever) years ago, had little meaning. Yet in .1 Zt like more prevalent than in the 'KOs. Ihere an* me in* hhns el.inin product vnu see in lhat dung has .1 phone mun Away, this essential!) meaningless phra has ahout real peeiple. I .ike Reality Hue,. I liked it, li pikes ber nr address w here tyou , -in bu), bu) . Inn ." become the iiuest fashionable marketing tenn eel about TV .uul music ami peip culture. It's funn) the day — a media-bite full of sound anil fun, MTV In American literature as well, m.tnv authors he point rein.uns even though lliihliell anil Ills signifying nothing. Like the ridiculous were niarkcilh "counterculture" 111 iheir iitiuitiv partner an* banking een it, and even though Detail, Generation X tag, it's a tenn that presupposes somt \llen (einslierg is neew a great \merii.ui poet, insle.iel Tadvertisers are targeting it there still seems in sort eel common agenda which simply eleiesn't exist. t the filth) beatnik he was 111 iln 'stis," Nachbar says. In* im actual, cohesive, alternative culture. Put a San Diego surter and a New York thr.ish Ilell. even I horeau was considered .1 space) " I he tenn 'alternative,' in musit .it least, has Inst .ell punk ill the same cite and see it thev get along. PLAY ranola nut « luh* he •• as significance," s.ns Austin music e ru­ Don't let MTV play you — there is no Inc. le anel (telling Stum writer Don Alternative Nation. McLeesc. "Alternative is .is much Still, it alternative culture has anv real meaning th media terms like packaging as content It's lui nine a that it isn't mainstream. Or wasn't, at any rate. ilti rn,nm .uul Gen­ demographic term. That's what alternatives arc supposed te> be ill YOU w eration X stumbling "I In i e's ,t hu .tl artist he re in about. ll, vein have tei wonder Austin, Ml.ih.iiiilin Fscovedo. lie's So heiw elo we cope with an (ostensibly) alternative how muih eet w hat comes great, ami his music is certainly hand like Pearl Jam een the Cover of hoar) old I line icness em TV, raiho ami lihn is J alternative ne the mainstream, lun magazine? iccurate, anil luew much "I he will never he embraced as an Since distrust of power and euthorit) is tl is pre-chewed. marketable Brad Hubbell sells counterculture in his new store alternative artist, lie's -4_; he's gtispel eit alternative, it's ironic that it's being a 1 atch-phrasing- Is the I (ispanic. opted by lime Warner. Hut that's the way it's always media simpl) reflecting populai >pir is 11 "Alternative marketing is getting in the way ot elter- been, says Jack Nachbar, professor eit popular cultur pacing it! native music." at Bowling Green State LT. in Ohio. "I think there's a little of both," savs lirael So wli.ii il we hreak down ilie word 'alternative' into "It in alternative culture is perceived as .1 THERE lliihliell, the (2-year old co-owner ol the its component parts? What about the myriad fringe threat, the threat is neutralized ley absorbing it recent!) opened Store (een X. .111 "alternative groups, suit seeis .mel pen ket cliques? Cyber punks. into the mainstream," Nachbar savs. "Jazz used t lee eelia" sheep in List Lansing, Mich. Iliililii ll's store Retro hippies B-boys. Riot grrls. I ven at this level, 'shimming music' until the veiling beatniks caught Ils comic lieeeiks, Vines anel cult lilms like lilue I elver there's nee real viscosity. Jane Stuelent is likely to go tee a Now it's high art. Rap was extremely unelcrgrenini .uul ,sy>e'\ Gotta Have It. "Iii the past lew years, pub­ Dead show Friday, tell her e-mail pals about u Saturday, initially — now it's in the Top Ten. See tor Idilu lic opinion has definitel) moved towards the idea .uul unwind wnh the new Iteasiie Hoys CD Sunday. Vedder to he saying, 'Oh my (eeiel, I'm selling eun that one view ol something is neei quite right," he Ami this isn't eun considering historically dispos- — wake up. This is what happens." s.ivs. "It doein't have tee Come out eel I leellvweioel to be sessed groups what about contemporary black cul Roh Creighton, a junior at Loyola L . eif Chicagt geioel Iiiiii. It eleiesn't have tn he a I line Warner ture? What aboul ga) culture, feminist culture? Do anil program director at W'l.l'W', says he eleiesn't publication tei he a goeiel maga/ine. they fl) under the alternative flag? buy the itlea that the mainstream is embracing alter­ fTTH "()n the oilier hand, ever) tune a generation I low about fundamentalist Christians, her that mat­ native culture. For Creighton, the changing styles in conies up, the generation helene has a tendency tee ter? I hi \ re certainly outsiders with the ineelia and cur* music and fashion have less tei elo with alternative en want to put a tag on it. Like with Generation X it rent administration. If you're reall) looking her an alter­ ture than youth culture. It's a matter ol growing 11] L*lllll* ertain age group, maybe, a certain experi­ native culture, why not try N'epalese I .nitric Shavisnf- with all the inevitable compromises, ence in growing up, hut that's it." Lhe cruel truth is, alternative and mainstream tost "For a while I ran around with a shaved ALTERNATIVE \ hard-core cynic might poinl out any son ol meaning years ago maybe when Kereni.ii head anil .1 neise ring," he says. "Now I'm that, m that case, naming your sleerc (ecu met Burroughs, maybe when Dylan met the Beatles. eeleler, anel I elem't. As peeiple, we're growing mt the ! smacks more than nth 1 einilcsccnsion anil "It's almost een a personal level neiw," says l.inue mainstream, anil sei is the music we listen to." ppeirtunism. DePeilee, a l'l'H graduate of Michigan Slate V. "lie Alternative, hazily defined as non-main Hi bbell's perspective: "For us, (ien X is true to yourself, to what yeeu believe in. I remember stream, has become mainstream. It's Ilk NATION. just the name ot the store — something to when I first heard I he Clash on the raelio. I ran right growing up tei he yeiur parents. It's icky. say hey, there are some different things enit to get the album. That's alternative." Anil it's neit just happening in music, although that's inside here." Alternative culture is whatever you want it to he. It's where the 'alternative' concept began, Cameron Well, yeah... OK. I lubbell's a businessman those your in-jokes with your roommates, your 111111111 high Crowe, screenwriter and director eit some ot llle bet- win, dismiss him are probably jusi angry thev didn't poetry, your Uncle I Link's elephant |eikcs. Whatever. 0 20 • 1 • MMBM-UM uPKiuwi Your guide to the • Eddie Vedder to be saying, 7 immortally swanky: my God, Pm selling out Clumsy labels like mainstream and alternative will be forever tossed around like snowballs, but there mke up. This is what happens." are some things in this world that (according to me) are objectively, abidingly and forever cool. Nachbar, professor of popular culture Conveniently, they're listed below. You might find it ironic, after all this yammering, to provide such a list But that's okay, because irony is cool, too.

Wraparound sunglasses: Lou Reed, the coolest guy evei to grow old, wore them all the time when he fronted The Velvet Underground, the coolest band ever to die young. Instant hipness.

Aretha Franklin: The undisputed Queen of Soul. Aretha has more cool in F sharp than most people have in an octave.

Bugs Bunny: Especially in that one cartoon where he outsmarted the hillbillies with a square dance song. The smirk. The carrot. The true definition of grace under pressure. Subversive, too.

The beatniks: These cats were all about cool, and everything they touched turned hip. If it weren't for the beats, every coffee-house philosopher you know would be just another morbid-looking poet with a bad goatee.

The Star Wars movies: Everything you ever want­ ed from escapist entertainment in two hours of filmmaking genius. Bomb-out space battles, scary villains. Harrison Ford and a dash of eastern mys­ ticism.

Ayn Rand: Author of The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged, this 20th century writer/philosopher made it OK to be cold, calculating and selfish. Plus, she inspired the first three Rush albums. All right'

Nostalgia: In the last 10 years, '60s nostalgia has given way to 70s revival to '80s retrospection. At this rate, we'll be nostalgic about April by May. The Good Old Days may not have always been cool, but reminiscing about them is.

Japanimation: Who remembers Battle of the Planets, the coolest weekday cartoon in history? Thank the genius of Japanese animation for that one, along with Akira. Bubblegum Crisis. Vampire Hunters and Voltron. Go, Speed Racer, gol

Vaudeville: You'll never find a better example of comic timing than an old Abbott and Costello rou­ tine. Vaudeville was cheap, easy entertainment with no pretensions of art and what's more, it's the origin of TV sketch comedy.

Guys named Eddie: Eddie Albert. Eddie Murphy, Eddie Haskell, Eddie Munster. Eddie and the SS Cruisers. Ed Norton and um. Eddie Vedder.

Surf Music: The Beach Boys, Jan and Dean, and . sometimes even The Cramps. Surf music drove ,|^s Annette and the kids wild at those midnight clam

' Premature Cynicism: This single phenomenon I has fueled everything from punk rock to the S Reagan Administration. It's a powerful tool — d choose your pose wisely And remember When in j? doubt, pout "Glenn McDonald. The State News. | Michigan State U.

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inappropriate anil weiuld make the "I was trying to explore some of the music impure." paranoia I have as a sexually active per­ I lis frustration with the niitsie indus­ son in the age of AIDS," he says of try provides the prevailing theme on "Heresy." Broken. I he six-song collection, which "1 guess I feel cheateel for not growing wis recorded without IVI'I knowl­ up in a more liberated era. At the same edge, alsei showcases Reznor's new- time, what gets me mad is the way the fbund interest in making his music as right wing has used the 'convenience' ot abrasive as possible. Less dance-based this epidemic in helping to promote than Prttty Hate Machine, the EP seiunds their own agenda." more like a guitar-oriented wall of Re/nor admits the issues brought up sound. on the allium may not exactly be Top Ironically, Reznor received a Grammy 40 radio material. "The first people who award last year tor the track "Wish," an heard it outside my immediate camp heeneer lie's epiick to dismiss as meaning­ thought the alliuni was commercial sui­ less. cide," he says. "I'm not doing music to "The best thing about it," he quips, make millions ot dollars, though. Every "was that it's the only song to ever win a record I've put out I thought was riskv Grammy that says 'list t**k' in the at the time. Ivrics." "My main goal was to broaden the Sarcasm aside, Re/nor says he's come scope of NIN a little bit. I'm tired of to terms with his hatred ot the music trying to second-guess what other peo­ industry. Most of his energy for the past ple are going to like. It may not be the two years has gone into making the most obvious career move tor tne, but it recently released 14-track opus The you give the album a chance, it may l)o,cir,rard Spiral (Nothing/T'VTV produce something tor yeiu that you Interscope). It's a project that he says didn't expect." sic pure turned him into a workaholic. The most unexpected element of The "1 his slbum literally sucked the life Downward Spiral is em the final track, out of me," he says, "i found it a diffi­ "Hurt." Although Re/nor usually revels t nl Re/nor sits III the.* mm., ot .1 When Ins debut slbum, Putts Halt cult process... because when I went into in his nihilism, the song's ending con­ hotel bar md slowly sips nn iced \ln,bine, was releaseel the Following the studio, 1 knew that I didn't want to veys a surprising amount ot optimism. tr i. 111* seems M case leir someone year, the popularity ol \l\ began to make Broken again. I saw that as I trap 1 "I questioneel whether or not to put F "Im is homeless ,n the moment. rise so rapidly that Recnor says he could easily tall into. When I write that on there," he says. i ilnnk Pvc moved every six monthi found it diiconcerting. music, not everything comes eiut really When reminded thai the music over­ the last 10 years," he says. His last "It was eoeil to see that reenrel elee well hard and mean like those songs. powers the vocals so that his lyrics are in in Beverly Hills, the infatunw em lis own merit liecause MTV and "()n the same token, I didn't want to almost indecipherable, Re/nor smiles. ol the Sharon late slayings, was commercial radio didn't embrace it go about making Pretty Uate Machine "I do that sometimes," he says. nth demolished by its owner. until later." he s.ns. "Hut at the same over again. So j tried to experiment "When I'm scared, 1 just turn the vocals I have i certain degree eit newfound time. It was really weirel going treiin with different forms ot intensity rather down." U •in ity," he* continues, "tnd it makes being a fan/me level band tee outselling than just use loud guitars and lesire senile ititil eel |ieimanence like Jane's \elelietnen in merchandise sales at drums. Ten hard, last songs ng i liieme. Hut mm I'm faced with Lollapalooza. don't have nearly the ting mi .1 tour lius for at le.isi ,i vc.u*. "T lie lunger the stakes, the more intensity ot spacing the I as fjreat as that can lie, it's ulti- uncomfortable ami oui nf control it different emotions ifh ,i rather shallow existence." starts to feel. It's cool to lie the uneler- out along the mallow is nut a term niany people dog, bul when vnu slart rising to the entire album." nlil auociate with Reinor nr Ins top, there's more people reaely to drag While The through 14 tracks that assault > Who says misery loves the listener with tltelr^ n. a project he ealls Nine Inch you down am way they Can." Downieard Spir­ al does contain company? Mint Inch sonic extremities. nis (NIX). Mure eif a solo venture Re/nor is speaking ot his relationship Nails rests on the idea > senile obvious While his focus has\ ni a group effort, N1N enables with TAT Records anil its owner, Steve that frustration is/ taken on a harder1 musical mood not tei wieali/.e the sense eil displace- Gottlieb, whei paiel little attention to bom of isolation. It's* edge, the new mate­ iit he leels in his own life. The result NIN until sales from Pretty Uate swings, it also a formula that serves rial has some acces­ is disturbing as it is provocative. Machine liegan to skyroeket. A battle give Recnor Trent Reznor well, sible moments. I ie nevet written an outright happ\ ensued mer rights to NIVs nest allium, a chance to especially on The) "Closer" is sure to Downward Spiral — ; •--ng," the JH-year-old aeltnits. "If 1 eliel, with Interscope Records finally stepping express some be a dance hit with its , the full-length follow- * quirky electronic beats j •hen I doubt it would fit into the cos­ in to release the 1992 EP ttroken. of his politics "39s Pretty Hate*'_< ' blasphemous cho­ iest of a \I\ reeorel. And I don't really "It caa< down to a simple thing," concerns. "Hig Machine. "Mr Self De- rus. "Hurt" offers layers of/ leel inspired to write ahout happy i**t Reinor says of the struggle that almeist Man With a struct," a song that progress­ circuitry that brilliantly com-/ eneleel his career. "What I'm most cein- Gun" addresses anyway, When I'm happy, the last thing es much like the title sug­ pete with Reznor's wavering / 1 misogynist atti 'eel like* eleung is torturing myself with cemed about is that the record you get gests, sets the tone tor vocals. Spiral is not easy/ my notebook in haml." in the store anil the way you perceive tnites in gangsta rap, most ot the album. to digest Reznor's hook^ Rexnor's anger and tortured-artist NIN is the way I want it to lie per- whereas Heresy' Reznor plays the is that his intensity^ •mage attracted a eult following alter he ceivcel. I elem't want it to lie diluted by Mends themes of sex and fiendish tour lives up to his^, ambition. signed wuh TVT Records in I "KM. some marketing plan that's eompletely religion. guide

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