Student .Elections to Be Held Next Tuesday Drive for Funds to ELECTION CANDIDATES CANDIDATES INTRODUCED at Council: Don Oland Aid Mount A

Above are shown those responsible for your 1941-'42 "Mentor" Tasman, and Sports Editor, "Moose" MacLeod, Tasman, MacLeod, Forsyth and Grant watch paper being Gazette (phone numbers on request!) At left, Editor John labor over weighty campus problems. In centre, Tasman, made up in forms preparatory to going to the press. Grant; News Editor, "Yank" Forsyth; Feature Editor, Forsyth and Grant gain pointers on linotyping. At right, alltousi

• VOL. LXXIV HALIFAX, N. S., FEBRUARY 27, 1942 No. 18 BEN GALS DOWN NAVY IN PLAYOFF OPENER * * * * * * * * * * * * Student .Elections TO Be Held Next Tuesday Drive For Funds To ELECTION CANDIDATES CANDIDATES INTRODUCED AT Council: Don Oland Aid Mount A. Begun President: Jim Stevens Bernie Graham Junior Class: STUDENT FORUM: D. A. A. C. GAUDET CHAIRMAN· Henry Tonning Anita Rosenblum ALLOTMENTS MAIN ISSUE During December of last year, Vice-President: Anne Mackley The candidates for the elections to castrophe struck hard at (our sister Lorne MacDougall Bob McCleave Endorses Drive be held on Tuesday, were introduced university), Mount Allison, at Sack Tom Patterson Ralph O'Brien Glee Club to the Student Body at a Student ville, N. B., when fire completely Medicine: Commerce: Forum held on Thursday at noon in gutted and destroyed their fine Marty MacDonald Cy King 3-Acter Tuesday John Scrymgeour the Chemistry Theatre. A large Men's Residence together with all Charlie Gordon The Glee Club will present its Glee Club: gathering heard the candidates for its furnishings. George Gass three-act play. Big Hearted Her President: President and Vice-President of the Clad only in pyjamas, students Law: bert", in the Gymnasium this Students' Council, the Glee Club and made a hasty exit leaving behind Johnny Maclnness Bunny Levitz coming Tuesday, March 3rd, at the D.A.A.C. state their objections all their clothing, books, and other Joe MacMillan Barbara Sieniewicz 8.15 p.m. Doors will be closed at Vice.-President: and intentions for the forthcoming personal belongings, to be destroyed Engineering: eurtain time. There is to be a Doshie Stairs year. Stress was laid on the fact by the ravishing flames. This loss Blanchard Wiswell dance after the play with the Dal Bob White that finances will be the great source to the students has now been valued Graham Bennett Swing Band in attendance. D. A. A. C.: of difficulty. The great issue in at approximately $25,000. Dentistry: The cast includes: President what promises to be a hotly contest The loss of their residence to Jed Sutherland Fred Forbes as Herbert Kalness J. Scrymgeour ed Council Presidential election is Mt. A., particularly at this time is Andy Anderson Kay Robinson . . . . . Eli Kalness J. Charman that of the D. A. A. C. allotment a sad one indeed. It is out of our Tom Rogers ... Robeert Kalness Arts & Science: Vice-President: for next year. Bernie Graham in a power perhaps to assist in allevia Bob Webster ...... Junior Frosh: Geoff Bagnall ting this loss. But we can do some Sue Morse ...... Martha (maid) decidedly unorthodox speech prais Sue Morse Clarence Fraser thing to render aid to the many Alex Macintosh ... . Mr. Goodrich ing his opponent, declared that if Bob Graves Blanchard Wiswell students of moderate means who "Doolie" Macintosh the Student Body desired a man Soph: Secretary: suffered the loss of many hundreds ...... Andrew Goodrich who would support the present D . Muriel Barry Bruce Bauld of dollars worth of belongings in Barbara White .... Mrs. Goodrich A. A. A. appropriation of almost Mackie Campbell 50% of Council revenue, the_ m_a_n---1• such fire. Message from Dr. Stanley- Laura MacKenzie Doshie Stairs ..... Amy Laurence "! cordially approve of the plan for whom to vote was Henry Ton- The call has rung out for such Jim Stevens...... Jim Laurence of the Dalhoul;ie Students' Council 1 ai already, and it is gratifying to Lynn Marcus ...... Alice Kalness ' ning. to raise a fund for assisting the stu ? ? know that our ~t11ran•~• ,.,~ .. ..,ril has DIPO rlents of Mount Allison University. • • Sighs of relief echoed through the classrooms ~ Dal m~les ' not let such a call go unheeded. Your We wer .,JI shocked and grieved What Do You Think of the Co-ed Issue of the Gazette? once again found it safe to tread the hallowed corridors with Council has initiated and backed a by the calamity wh1cn u"ert""'k Mt. This question was probably a little unfair, especially as we followed out fear of being mauled by frenzied females. Sadie Hawkinfi drive to be held on this Campus A. University. the non-partisati attitude of WODO and asked only males, with the has departed from the campus for another year, but great is March 2nd to March 7th for the pur I am happy to subscribe to the excey •• on of two girls. 90% th

THE GARDNER LAUGHS Laughter from us is no unusual thing Founded 1869 - 'The Oldest College Paper in America" But Mr. Fillmore's has a most peculiar ring. Th.e views expressed in any column of THE GAZETTE are those of Starting as a subterranean rumble, the author; it cannot be assumed that they represent the opinion of That threatens to explode and burst this humble the Student Body. ~ Horny-handed son of toil, he breaks Printed by McCurdy Printing Co., Limited, 54 Argyle St., Halifax Into a gale of merriment and shakes Like a gnarled old oak, his white locks streaming GAZETTE STAFF Ruddy cheeks aflame, ice-blue eyes gleaming. Editor: JOHN W. GRANT B-8576 The pent-up sound pours forth, a storm in miniature, News Editor: A. S. FORSYTH S-2936 (Can such a volume come from so small a stature?) Features Editor: JOHN TASMAN S-2597 Sports Editor: AL MACLEOD B-8576 Full throaty notes crash out like distant thunder L1terary Editor: LOUISE BISHOP - B-9746 That make the passing tourists gape with wonder. C. U. P. and Exchange: DON BLACK B-5043 In loud guffaw his body heaves in helpless mirth Proof Editor: DAVID COLDWELL - B-8576 And scatters waves of sound across the scented earth. Laison Editor: WALLACE OGILVIE B-6568 Circulation Manager: BOB McCLEAVE - B-8576 The flowers leap to life in sudden animation Business Manager: WEBSTER MACDONALD B-0453 And birls and eathly things take on a new elation. IP THI! DISCUS THROWER COULD TALK Staff Photographer: DON OLAND - B-9311 In one wild gust his laugh crescendoes to a roar "rmgolng to throw lhla thing away and have a Sweet Cap.• It dies upon the wind and then is heard no more. ANON. No. 18 SWEET CAPORAL CIGARETTES In the first issue of the year we made some attempt to THE CONCERT 11 Th1 Pllrest jorn~ in which tobacco can be smoked." state what the Gazette intended to do and to be. Now, after For once Mary Ann was not I Josephine didn't have six brothers eighteen weeks, we have the effrontery to devote an issue to loitering on her way from school. and sisters. "I know I'm a better publicity for the paper. We have spread ourselves across the Filled with joyous anticipation she Princess than she is! She can't sing front page, thereby suggesting that someone might be in skipped merrily up the lane leaping any better than a crow!" Bravely terested in seeing us. all the puddles lying in her path. she choked back a sob for Jim Faden Drug Stores Is there any reason for this effrontery? Does the Gazette Bounding into the house she shouted would feel it was his fault, but he 135 HOLLIS STREET MacLeod - Balcom really mean enough to Dalhousie to justify a front-page spread? the news which had thrilled her for wasn't to blame because the pig 29 COBURG ROAD LIMITED thE!! last two hours. "Mother, I'm had died. Nor was it mother's Does it even mean enough to justify its existence? To an 0 outsider our Rufus Raynes, our jingling sports headlines, and going to be the Princess! Me, the fault that the younger children had HALIFAX • Nova Scotia our Coed Editions must seem like good examples of intellectual Princess. Mi !!s Henry picked up been ill so she couldn't make the DRUGGISTS lunacy. this afternoon, and she gave us the dress. Mother had written to Uncle Headquarters for Students As a newspaper the Gazette is practically indefensible. parts to learn. Can I go over to Harvey to see if he would give her ASK FOR Requirements But then the Gazette does not claim to be a newspaper, does Grandma's an' tell her?" "Of the shoes and dress for her birth DONOVAN'S not even want to be one. Students rush to Roy's Friday after course, dear. Well, I declare - my day, and give them to her now. 0 noon looking for the Gazette and they would be very disap goodness isn't that nice." Mrs. This morning Aunt Emma had ans BEVERAGES HALIFAX - SHEET HARBOUR pointed to find a newspaper instead. It is significant that in Martin's tired face lighted up. wered saying that it was all non at DAL CANTEEN KENTVILLE, N. S. no budget discussion has anyone even suggested dropping the "Who else is in it?" "Oh! Harry, sense to let a child be in a concert (6 Granville St. Halifax, N. S. college newspaper, even more significant that there is scarcely and Barbara, and Tom, and oh, when she should be in bed. She a two-by-four college in the country which does not put out Josephine is my understudy, the knew Uncle Harvey would buy her r------ ( some sort of a publication. Moreover, the reader would be im teacher said. If I get sick or any- the drass, but his wife was jealous pressed much more by the resemblances between the various thing she'll take my part. Course of his affection for his nephews and college papers than by their differences. There is a distinctive I can't get sick, will I mother? I nieces because she had no children flavour which marks them off from anything else under the just couldn't!" of her own. FARMERS' sun, and colleges believe, that to lose that flavour would weaken Mrs. Martin sighed as Mary Ann Try as hard as she could Mary their traditions and their spirit. xan down the lane to her grand- Ann simply couldn't eat any sup This different quality of college papers is not something mother's. Wearily she plied her iron per because she was thinking how merely exotic, either. A Dal graduate remarked the other day across the shirt on the table before Jospehine would queen it over CHOCOLATE MILK that he liked to read the Gazette for the independent viewpoint ht-r. The new teacher had decided everybody, and make fun of her at it could be depended upon to express. This was more than a to put on an operetta besides the the dress rehersal tomorrow night. Is Stimulating ••• It PeJis You Up! personal compliment, for he could have said the same about the usual school performances, and to Suddenly there was a knock on the Gazette in other years. The aver.age newspaper is fairly well give the proceeds to the Queen's door. Aunt Emma entered followed standardized, standard in format, standard in content, standard Canadian Fund. All her chilxlren by Uncle Harvey, who carried a in opinion. With some notable exceptions, newspapers are ad were in the concert, but Mary Ann large cardboard box. was so excited. She had just begun "This box came from Ellen. • dressed to the same classes of people, have to think of the same subscribers and the same advertisers. The college paper cares to worry about where the clothes Nothing ·would do but Harvey had for none of these things. Its opinions do not even necessarily they would need were coming from. to bring it right over because he "TASTE THE DIFFERENCE" "represent the opinion of the Student Bodv". For that reason Jt wasn't fair that they should have thought Mary Ann could use some ther are more apt to express student sentiments, for it is a so little just; because her husband of it in the concert." Meanwhile trmsm that any "highest common factor" of opinions repre had died la<>t year leaving her with the man opened the box, and held •------..I sents the opinion of practically no one. seven children ranging in age from up the most wonderful red velvet . Whatever the faults of this year's Gazette, we think that three months to sixteen years, and dress with puffed sleeves. To more The Lure of It would have been missed. We think that the news has been only a small farm to support them. fastidious eyes the dress showed Precious Stones very ably handled and the sports very ably manhandled. The Bertha could afford half a dozen signs of having been worn before, feature~ have been features and the literary column has been dresses for Josephine because her but to Mary Ann it was a miracle For thousands of years WELCOME of as h~gh a stan~ard as can be expected in a college paper. husband owned a store. Well, I'll for it fit her. With gentle fingers she mankind has treasured ~he mam trouble m that department has been lack of inspira make Mary Ann a dress, somehow, stroked the soft material while the precious stones. tion rather than Jack of skill. It is difficult to produce a good she vowed, thinking of all the work talk of her elders flowed around her. They are precious be TO p~ge. by the PFOc~ss of asking people to turn out compositions that never ended. In a daze she saw a pair of white cause they combine WI~hm a certam t~me, and that is what every Dalhousie literary For two weeks Mary Ann lived in shoes and stockings taken from the beauty to charm, dura DALHOUSIE editor has been JUSt about compelled to do. As for the edi a rosy cloud. She ate and studied box. Then her mother held up an bility to preserve the other dress of Mary Ann's size--a beauty and rarity to torials, our greatest complaint is that this has been such an and minded the baby as if she were u~lControversial y~ar. The editorials which make an impres · d Th . . new one of peach silk. "Did Har- keep it above the com ln a ream. e mmor mcon- vey?" asked Mrs. Martin. "No", monplace. 0 SIOn are .those wntten when the Editor is mad. Despite this veniences of life bothered her not at dearth of controversy the column has never been blank. We do all. Every available moment she snapped Emma, "Ellen sent it. It -(i. visit to Birks will tell feel that the year has not been an entirely wasted one for the practiced her part in the play going was given to Sally, but the style Its own story. doesn't suit her, so Ellen thought staff. The Red Cross Edition stimulated student support for every night to her grandmother's ,Henry Birks & Sons an urgent cause, and another issue aroused the ire of the toto perform her songs to the ac- you might be able to make some use LIMITED BLAKELEY'S l'resi~ent of the Students' Council himself. What more could of it." The child was white with companiment of a squeaky organ. ecstasy. Mary Ann had never im- Registered Jewellers have oeen asked of us? 0 A:merican Gem Society 43 Spring Garden Road nly when rehearsing was she alive, agined such a dress even existed. While we are on the subject of the Gazette we should like and then she was Mary Ann no Barrmgton St. - Halifax, N. s. to make one very specific recommendation. That is that some longer, but the Princess! She did It was made for a Princess. Now she was the Princess - not Jose- attempt shou~d be made to sell the Gazette to the alumni. At not know th.at Miss Henry thought phine. the present time there is a Circulation Manager whose job is she was exceptionally good - the to see that the Gazette reaches those whom it should reach best she had ever met in her career Emma was glad the child liked not al~va~s an e!~Y trsk-but no. provision has been made for of a rural teacher. the dress. It was kind of Ellen to subscuptwns to ~ Gazette. Vanous graduates have expressed remember these distant cousins, and iDalbousfe Wnfbersftp the desnc t0 ·e the GazettJe sent to them, but no pricer can Then the sun of Mary Ann's hap- send them the clothes her children piness was covered with a black outgrew. She was feeling pleased Halifax, Nova Scotia be quot.ed. . Jt~er. universities encourage the sale of their cloud for she discovered she must with herself because when she had pubhc~twns, behevmg that this reminds graduates of their tie Maintains a· High Standard of &bol•r.shi~t. to their college. Admittedly there is much in the Gazette which have white shoes and stockings and consented to coming over here to Includes ailJ the pr!ndpal }~acuities of a Ullin 't puzzles even undergraduates, but there can be no doubt that a pretty dress. She had none of night, she had made Harvey promise Lar,eRt 3taff, Libraries, Laboratories in Easte: ~nada. many graduates would like to receive the Gazette if they knew these. But her mother promised not to see the concert. how to arrange. a subscription. The office of Circulation Jim would buy the shoes when the "Try the peach dress on," begged Arts and Science Faculty Ma~ager ough~ to be an important one, but it cannot be so pig was killed, and she would make Uncle Harvey. "I want to see how a dress. With h~r worry ended the Princess will look. You'll be Degrees: B.A., B.Sc., B. Com., B. Mus., Phm. B. unt~l the Cou.ncll evolv~s some policy with regard to cii'culation. Diploma11: Mu11ic, Engineering, Pharmacy, Education. Beside~ P!'ovmg a paymg proposition, a campaign for graduatP Mary Ann threw herself with re- the happiest girl in the world on ~ub.scriptlons would widen the influence of the Gazette and~ ne"'ed vigor into her part. She was Wednesday night." Mary Ann smil Four ~aodr Advanced Courses in Classics, Mathematics md1rectly, that of Dalhousie. ' determined to be so much better ed happily: "It's even nicer than em Languages and History. ' th.an Josephine that the teacher Josephine's dress!" Graduate Courses of recognized standing leading t d THE BOMBING OF NORT A', tr ERICA would know she was the Princess. ======of M.A., M.Sc. ' o egrees 'n Then disaster struck. .fA~ . e~emy submarine has bornbed an oil refinery in Mary Ann slowly scuffed her way Courses-preparatory to Professional Faculties CalI 01ma m a town whose ~am e . we cannot remember. We know what th~ effect on public .oP ~ nio n w 11 be. There will be up the lane scowling at her heavy Jerry Course in Public Administration. · a. 9 m nd for mcreas. ed protec. twn of A nerican and Canadi'an lumberman's rubbers, the only foot Many valuable scholarships, on entrance and th h Citle an t t wear she owned. Black despair the courses. roug . 0 u cry agams 1eavmg 0ur coasts unprotected. It is, filled her soul. Tomorrow she would Naugler's E:C ' vellL that we should do ail in our power to protect our- h.ave to tell the teacher that she The Professional Faculties S. " · , as Dr. MacKay }>ointed out in a letter to the could not be the Princess !because Orchestra CibZ ns Emerg~ncy Defence Committ-ee, to divert supplies she only had an old dark dress that Law, Mdi'e cme, Dentistry, enjoyin an unexcelled reputation. me&n ~or Russi~ o · Java to ports much less strategically no Princess would wear. At recess located IS to play mto the hands of the enemy. The- enemy will Josephine had taunted her, and 0 Inclusive Fees·in 'th in Bth S B . A , course, average about $160 a year. ~~~~~a~Y great damage in California; he may do a g~·eat deal laughed at her dress for she knew 6 • c. course, about $190 a year. There b 1 th f Mary Ann didn't have a costume 38 SHORE ROAD possible th~~h e a .es~on ere or college students. Is it not Josephine had told everybody about Residence e nea1e1 cause may always seem to us the more the new blue dress she had! "It Call H-6032 Shirretf Hall, residence for women urg~n~, that we will think in terms of Canada, even of the isn't fair!" Mary Ann cried, deliber Carefully sup~sed residential fac~lties for men. Maritimes, rather than in terms to the world situation. ately stepping into a large puddle. ~ ·- February 27, 1942 DALHOUSIE -GAZETTE (( The Feature Folio )) The Watchboid MENTOR (Apologies to Munro Leaf)

In our brief survey of the Inevitable Courses offered by the Uni versity, it would be unwise to omit some excursion into the Vast and Improbable realms of Chemistry, or give no attention to the Multiferous Advantages to be accrued from this Study. Where previously we have This here is a Watchboid discoursed on the Technical side of the course, here, for all who face the watching a Boozie prospect of Chemistry 1, are the Insights and Highlights of the Course. This here is a Boozie. Chemistry 1 as given by the University, is probably one of the most That even stone must come alive to love him. Spectacular courses offered. Here the Instructor is at no loss for means of exciting and holding the attention of the Class. The instant it begins e She is wise who plays her "Galatea" to a man to wane, he can, at a moment's notice, produce any variety of very Were You a Boozie who smokes Picobac. He is sure to be contented. spectacular and satisfying Explosions; by resorting to the many bottles This Week? For the pick of Canada's Burley crop is always of colored liquid on the shelves behind his desk. In this manner, then, a mild, cool, sweet smoke. And economical! you can expect to get more out of the Class, since there is always the In fact, to amend R. L. Stevenson, "No woman possibility that he will blow himself up or that the front rows will be should marry a man who does not smoke suffocated, or that some other entertainment will result; causing much Picobac," suspense and avid interest, to your Ultimate Advantage. It is extremely interesting to note that Chemistry is one of the most Abstract and Metaphysical Sciences, being wholly made up or various HANDY SEAL·TIGHT POUCH • 15c Hypnoses, Theorems, and other Conceptions. The most revealing of these lj2-LB. "LOK- TOP" TIN • 65c is the famous Avogadro's Hypnosis, which supposes that everything is made up of Colored Balls on pieces of Wire, revolving at huge rates of speed in vast immaterial space. This is the famous Immolecular Con ception, and Scientists have been hypnotized into believing it to be correct in ever since, for no one has yet had nerve enough to dispute it. . 1'iCOd pac Another Inevitable and Interesting factor about Chemistry is that 'Stinky' Miller hasn't been able .hear was quite damp. It's t oo bad the Chemist is greatly concerned with Formulae. These are the Complete to come down to earth since she none of those inattendance can re Chenrist's breadand butter, for no one who does not possess an adequate was purchased for four bits and a member the evening's events or they dime at the recent Glee Club might explain the sudden disappear "It DOES taste good m a pipe I" supply of Formulae can hope to gain eminence in this field. These auction. Corne on Doreen, give ance of Les MacLean as well as Formulae were all invented in some obscure way by another Scientific the boy a break for you must re that of Muriel Barrie. Could this Egotist named Valentz, who preferred a whiz of an analogy about Hooks member next year you'll be a have been a coincidence? to substantiate his theorem. Sophrnore. * * * We h e r e by Springing from the Immolecular Conception, and invented by some * * * We are told that Kissy junior is publish this un up to something new. This time she Scottish Chemist, is the Remarkable theorem about Ians. This proves retouched photo conclusively that when you put something in water it immediately de is on a diet. Keep it up dear and graph of our composes into innumerable particles, which result in the Mass Law, and maybe you'll come down two pounds to 148. 'Moos e', who, ORPHEUS eventually become K. This is the ultimate Solubility Product, and no * * * though he tried Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday ffH£.!511 matter how you procE:ed, the result is always K, to yo'ur confusion. We hear Jim Moir was in town to escape, could "DR. KILDARE'S VICTORY" Sat. - Mon .. Tues. Of the more .Fascinating and Enlightening sub-sections involved in over the week-end. Too bad you 'ROAD AGENT" not avoid the "SULLIVAN'S TRAVELS" Chemistry 1, none could be more so than that branch dealing with couldn't make connections Bunny, or could there have been a reason. o n s I a u g ht of 0 Starr,ng Organic Chemistry, or the chemistry involving innumerable things about Thursday, Friday, Saturday J oel McCrae - Veronica Lake * * * Sadie. Too bad Carbide atoms. Of these, the most interesting is that of the discovery Speaking of Bunny, there was "COWBOY S7RANADE" Plus Two Swell Shorts the Basketball of Benzene, which was done by some Spanish Chemist who was called quite an exodus to Paradise last -with- Wed. · Thurs. - Friday game interfered GENE AUTREY "CLOSE CALL FOR Kukule. He was seated before his fireplace one night, and he saw a week-end that relieved the campus of the Morse girls and Kissy senior. but nobody can ELLERY QUE EN lump of coal disintegrate, before his very eyes. With astounding 0 Those Aklershot parties must really say he didn't "MURDE R MYSTERY" Midnite Sunday, March 1st "CADETS ON PARADE" Chemical Perspicacity, he pounced on this event, and declared that he be something to be considered ==="''try. had found Benzene. It has been ultimately proven, since Kukule's time, Paradise. "DR. KILDARE'S VICTORY" Action! Thrills! Drama! that it is possible to extract Benzene from coal, benzine, and a number * * * * * * The Grimest party, of late, was of different things, but this goes to show the extent to which Chemical Part of the entertainment seems the Commerce banquet, which we to have been a military strip-tease Hypnosis can lead to the proper conclusion. Organic Chemistry also by Lt. Walker, while the only gives one the opportunity of learning a llumber of fascinating things, misbehaving young lady, Norrie The New like how to Distill your own Liquor, Make your own Soap, etc. Douglas, looked on. Your playing Thus, it would be well for those contemplating the study of Chemistry with fire, Norrie, watch out. * * * to realize that they must change their outlook on things in general, and . . The most outstanding thing at CASINO Chemistry in particular; for in no other branch of learning is the the Sadie Hawkins dance seemed to material world so thoroughly agitated, analyzed, dissociated, dissolved be the thrift of the Haul girls . . The Starts Sat urday, Febr uary 28 and desiccated than by means of Chemistry 1. We cannot recommend Freshettes seem to have purchased Six Days Starting Thurs. one piece of material and all used * the course too thoroughly. 0 This column was conspicuously alb it for their costumes and boy was sent on the Third Page last week, it monotonous. probably because the girls wouldn't * * * "Go West Not content with making obnox * dare attack the only A!LL mascu ious pests with themselves on this line faculty on the campus. At least campus, three of the local fresh "Captains of Young Lady" there was no hallm done; except to ettes were busy waking Acadia Doug Robertson, who holds a doubt co-eds during the recent female A Musical Weestern As I warned all you dear children two weeks ago, the female ful place .among the Engineers be basketball trip to Wolfville. But The Clouds" version of my column proved to be exactly what was expected. But then we suppose they were in with Ooornph! cause of his shady relative. search of the eternal secret, that then the poor Freshettes must have a chance sometime and at least We still would like to know when of catching the male students on with they had the decency not to use and ruin my good name. Now we they started llllakitlgl red-headed which point the Wolfville resi with can get back to earnest and sincere efforts to help all you dears in ruegroes- Burris thought that ht dents have been successful and the Sheriff Hall second floor, have not. James Cagney PENNY SINGLETON your love troubles and I hope none suffered at the hands of the spite had everyone fooled Friday night. * Jl< * ful dears last week. The Masque was quite a success: it We wonder where Turner got the Brmda Marshall GLEN FORD discoloration, and why his choice of * * * * even lured out some of the rarely ANN MILLER Another letter this week is from a sweet young Halifax lady, a Miss 'My Melancholy Baby' in the Gym seen specimens-Burgess, Fielding, Store. Mary T., who writes to say she has had a fight with a young engineer, MacLeod, Skinner and other sun a certain Blanchard W., and this time it seems to be the real thing. She dries. continues by saying she used to like him but since he publically an There's a lot to the told a.bout nounced that he was through with her, she is very puzzled. My dear Mussett's recent escapades, but he child, he has announced this before so just ignore it but I'd just let things threatened to sue us for libd last stand as a parting might be best for all. He will be safe from other time-so just get him in a good females as long as another Babe, the would-be freshette campus queen, mood and he'll tell you all about it doesn't get him and even Mr. W. isn't foolish enough to bother with her. himself. * * * * We knew Oland's !parties were During the last few weeks a great number of letters I have re- good, but Les MacLean is the first ceived have a direct bearing on the recent controversy at Sherriff guy to get seasick in a hotel. HalL This subject has had a strenuous workout in the Gazette and I Did anyone ever notice how John feel the entire campus is getting pretty fed up with it. The whole ny MacLean's sick spells seem to idea was started as a joke which Sherruffians have not been able to come on f!Very time a certain Pic take. There is some truth in the matter and the inability of the girls tou ·County girl comes down? to see the whole thing as a joke does not help their position. To the I think that Doshie is out after girls I would suggest more sleep and no more of their all night Wiswell, not Jeff...... ,he sure is a lucky gossips regarding their dates of the preceding evening. The public L'il Abner--and then, as he says, displays of outward childishness, especially among the freshettes, "I have to do SOMETHING in re can be dispensed with. A general checkup of their actions instead of turn, don't I?"-so, we hear it'll be vain attempts to attack the males, as was in evidence in the co-ed the supper dance. It is known tech edition of the Gazette which, due to this fad, was a way below usual nically as reciprocation (same thing standards, would be much more successful. Other colleges, like as falling). Acadia, do not suffer in this manner so, for your own sake girls, wise up and let's forget about it.

* Jl< * * OXFORD One letter, this week, comes in criticism of the recent daytime ap Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday pearance of G. Hennigar who left the Hall, smothered in Lipstick. Yes, "SUSPICION" this certainly is very cheap but then you can't criticize the girls for The taste-good, feel-good refreshment of Ice trying to hold on to what little they have, eh Roz. "MOON OVER HER cold "Coca-Cola" Is everything your thirst SHOULDER" could ask for. It's all you want and you want And so, my darlings, until we meet again next week, try and be good so I can have some time to enjoy myself. 0 it all. Nothing ever equals the quality and Hopefully yours, Thursday, Friday, Saturday goodness of the !!!!! thing. "HONKEY TONK" THE COCA-COLA COMPANY OF CANADA, LIMITED You trust its quality "WEEK-END FOR THREE" HALIFAX 605 DALHOUSIE GAZETTE February 27, 1942 ------~~~~~~------Tiger Puck Stars Win Two and Tie One -- But Bow Out • * * * ~ SUFFER HOOP LOSS And rwhile the Tigers were definite ly "off" on their shooting, and were Slap The Navy On The Chin The undefeated succession of vic unused to the change from the large tories which the Tigers have been Dal gym to the small "Y" court, the But Fail To Get Last Vital Win SPORT ~pice piling up throughout the season was 31-21 victory posted lby the Y'smen brought to an abrupt ending on Sat For two days last week the Dalhousie hockey Tigers rose was decisive. urday night when the Bengals went Burney Ralston played his first to greater heights than they have achiev~d in years. On t.wo By AL MacLEOD down to the "Y" to meet the Y.M. game with the.gold and black squad, consecutive days they won two consecutive games: def~atmg C.A. Interiill€diates in an exhibition and led the Dal scorers with seven Navy 5-4 and Acadia, 8-6. Mter a shaky satrt early m the game. It was the second meeting of seaso~, when the gold and black pucksters were suffering t~e For awhile this week it looked as though Dal's hockeyists points, followed by Wilson with six, the year between the two clubs, the and McLeod with four. Callaghan effects of poor condition, and the Tigers lost a number of their were on the "glory" road, as they prepared to make a last, Tigers having taken a decision from starts, they finally broke out into a scoring rash that snatched desperate drive to salvage a spot in the Service League playoffs. of the "Y" led the scorers of both the "Y" earlier in the season. The teams with t en !pOints. two games from the fire. With two nice wins tucked under their belts, the icemen were "Y" has long been regarded as a The game against Navy had the With the score for the year end showing form superior to anything they had demonstrated all club of senior calibre, even though result that the Bengals established ing one-ail, both teams are looking TIE SAINTS 3-3 season. All they needed was a win from St. Mary's. But the they are this year playing jnter themselves as contenders for the forward to a third encounter in the Santamarians, remembering the humiliation of last fall's rugby mediate ball, and on Saturday night Service League Championship, for, Dalhousie's hockey Tigers bowed near furture, and both are equally sessions when the football Tigers took them over the hurdles they had plenty of striking poWJer. having once broken the ice, the out by the Service League race on handily,' were determined to rob the Bengals of their prize. determined to make it decisive. Tigers looked good to win some Tuesday afternoon when they were It was a torrid struggle, and perhaps the best game of the more games, both from Navy and held to a 3-3 draw by St. Mary's. season in some respects. But when regulation time had elapsed, Si. iary's, and then wind up in a Going into the game needing a win, the score was 3-3, and the Dal sextet had required a win and play-off spot. The Dal-Acadia fix the Dal pucksters put up a great nothing less. Overtime? It would have been a good idea, but the You're missing a lot if you ture was an exhibition contest lbe fight, but found the sloppy ice rather man who owned the ice rushed out waving a broom, and making tween bhe arch-rivals. On a pre than the Santamarians, just too with the language, crying in a loud voice: "You cannot have my haven't tried Philip Morris vious occasion the Axemen. had won much for them. ice because somebody else has my ice-so there!" There wasn't Mixture, today's greatest a 6-3 decision, and were favored The Tigeres started off in high anything one could do in such a situation, so the Ralstonians value in pipe tobacco. to repeat. However, Dal showed gear, and midway through the first retired disconsolately to the dressing-room, to weep upon each canto held a 2-0 lead by virtue of unexpected scoring and defensive other's shoulders, and to remove their sweaty vestments and to In pouches, pack· power and won handily. petty scores by Bill Fraser and attempt to wangle enough out of the D.A.A.C. for a small ages and }lib. tins. At the end of the first period the Marty MacDonald. With the for coke .... Axemen held a 2-1 advantage, the ward line clicking smoothly, the de * * * * Dal score having been tallied by fence of Webber and MacDonald In the meantime the senior basketball team was un Bill Fraser on a pass from "Dool handling the smaller Santamarians observedly pursuing its winning ways, and was doing things with ease, and Ted Hennigar prov ey" Macintosh. In the second p~· that hadn't been done by a Dal team since 1934. It ran through ing a stone wall in the nets, pros Eat at ... THE iod, however, the Tigers found their the City League schedule without a defeat, and then sat upon pects seemed good for a Dal win. scoring punch and ripped in six its haunches, chewing on an orange and perspiring gently, EVANGELINE The NATIONAL FISH CO. In the second period, the St. Mary's counters wibh only one from the awaiting a playoff series with the Navy which would. decide LIMITED sextet took advantage of an open TEA ROOM Acadians. The scoring parade was the League championship. And while it was crossmg no FRESH FISH SPECIALISTS ing and rifled home a puck to cut 56Yz SPRING GARDEN ROAD started lby "Joey" Evans, who tal bridges before they were hatched, it was wondering what woul? HALIFAX NOVA SCOTIA the Dal lead down to one goal. B-9571 lied unassisted, but then Marty happen when and if they did take the title. Would the Council The third period found the Tigers MacDonald took over and: rapped rally round and make financial music in their ears so the team beginning to wheeze slightly as a two pucks past the Acadia goal could go further-to provincial playdowns, and perhaps to the result of the hard-going, and tlie St. tender to make the score 4--2 for Maritime playdowns? Nobody seemed to know-but everybody Mary's forwards began to find their Dal. Continuing the scoring spree, had hopes, if nothing more .... shooting eyes. Before the period DALHOUSIANS: Sleep, Fraser and Evans flashed the had half-ended, they had tallied * * * * red light before the period ended, Down at the Law School, the bailiwick, betimes, of this twice to take a 3-2 lead, and the Dal for your to make the scorer's book read 7- poor scribe, there were brave doings. One Robert "The Baron" cause had suddenly become des 3 for Dal. Frankish, angular and gentlemanly in appearance, had em perate. With about five minutes to barked upon a "fitness" campaign. "Are you fit?" he would TOILET ARTICLES In the third period Marty Mac go, Bill Fraser made a nice rush to query much in the manner of old-time salvationists who once Donald again scored unassisted, his score unassisted, and tie up the were prone to cry: "Are you saved?" Not waiting a reply, his MEDICINES third of the night, and though Aca contest. But in spite of frenzied procedure was to fling wide the portals and open all the PERFUMERY dia punched three .scores past Ted efforts to count again, the Tigers windows inviting the wintry blast to whip itself around poor Hennigar in the Dal nets, the Tigers were held off, and the bell rang to shivering legal frames and the naked shoulders of his mates. CHOCOLATES held an 8--6 advantage when the end the game, and ring down the Rumour had it that milord the Baron, having invested in cotton KODAKS final bell rang. curtain and Dal's hockey league "gym" outfit, was given to standing, in the early dawn, before Outstanding in the Dal win was hopes for the year. his wintry window, running the gamut of calisthensic lore. CIGARS the goaling performance of young But withal, though icicles twinkled in the Baronial mustache, Hennigar, who took a tremendous and frost-bite had had its day on the Frankish nose, the "Fit satisfaction in defeating his former FOR MEN ONLY ness and Fresh Air" campaign was still unappreciated, especi team-mates. Hennigar's work has If we didn't have absolute proof, ally by his forensic fellows. YOU SHOULD PATRONIZE been outstanding in the past three we wouldn't believe it possible. But games, since he took over the goal the unalterable fact remains that less, played an excellent defensive FLASH! tender's job, and much of the Dal Dalhousie's co-ed basketball team is game and worked well up front. Dal hoop Tigers win first of success must be attributed to him. KINLEY'S out to get the Acadiettes on Sat Forsythe, 4; McKenzie; MacLeod, . League play-off series, 46-32,. However, games are seldom, if ever, urday, and no mistake. The fixture 12; Smith, 7; Wilson, 9; Fraser; and mark third straight victory THE REXALL STORES won by defensive work alone, and is to be played in the Dal Gym at Bauld; MacDonald. over the Tars this season. Wilson the spectacular work of Evans, Mar twelve noon, precisely, and the stu with 16 points and MacLeod with -at- ty MacDonald, Bill Fraser, Gordie dent body will miss a good bet if it 13 lead Bengals to victory, with Wilson and Macintosh has kept the fails to drop in to watch the excite APPLICATIONS Smith, Forsyth, MacKenzie, Dun 490 BARRINGTON STREET Tigers in the goal-scoring race. ment on its way home to dinner. brack, Webber and McDonald Applications will be received LORD NELSON HOTEL (We mean the student body's dinner playing bang-up game. Second by Murray Rankin for Editorship In the Dal-Navy game it was a - not the excitement's. Excuse, game next Thursday night. of the Gazette, Business Man determined rally late in the ,game please, the ambiguity). that netted five goals, which result ager of the Gazette, and Editor Dal's line-up will include Laura ed in the Dal win. With the jack of the Student Directory for next Bissett, Mary McKeigan, Anita tars holding a 3------{) lead in the year. • Rosenblum. Vera Crummey, Doshie second period, the Tigers rwent hog Stairs, Marg Morrisson, Inez Smith, lY\. wild to take the lead, on goals Anita Reid, Kay Smith and perhaps scored by Dave Doig, "Dooley" Mac others of Dalhousie's lovelies. crn. a Intosh, Fraser and McKelvie. Most (Put spectacular was the performance of Still seeing red as a result of the \ Doig, who rapped in two on perfect beating they absorbed from the Acadiettes at Wolfville, the above passes from Wilson. mentioned octette has foresworn all It was the end of a scoring famine frivolity until vengeance is achiev which has affected Dal hockey teams ed. No dances on Friday night - for some years past, and which has waosr~_ whereat a great many Pine Hillers rendered abortive all efforts to make who intend to foot it neatly tonight the Tiger ic~ machine a potent fac are cursing mightily. The gals are tor in local leagues. But having probably even now applying a touch once found their scoring eye, Bur i ;.;;·TWEED :...... ~ ~ . ~- .S.::1, of carmine to the claws, and plotting The flexible ney Ralston's ice-men could be ex devious schemes whereby they will leads end all pected to go on to the completion trip up the Axettes and send them cracking and crwnbling in the • Kinross Tweeds are "musts" in the wardrobes of of a successful season. home with loud groanings and' hundreds of college men since Tip Top introduced sharpener. No this famed fabric last season. Hoopsters Take Acadia gnashings of teeth. waste lead from Don't miss it! The struggle of broken points in ~oss are not run-of-the-mill tweeds-they're The Dal Tigers continued their the century-When Felines Meet daily use. as .British as a hull-dog and just as staunch. They're string Qf victories in the Halifax hnsk, color~, be-man-fashion-right for Spring and will be staged tomorrow (Saturday) HOLDS ITS POINT of course, tailored to your measure as only Tip Top City League when they travelled to at twelve noon in the gym. Tailors knows how. Acadia on Tuesday night, and wound By actual test one Verithin point makes over 4,000 brilliant up the league schedule by adminis Kinross Tweeds are a real "break" for the college check marks. man's pocket-book. One of Tip Top's GREAT tering a 32-12 defeat to the Axe The Acadia-Dal contest found the values at the regular Tip Top price. Wide selection men. It was the Tigers' sixth ap Tigers throwing up their usual de PROTECTS YOUR RECORDS of colors and patterns. Hundreds of other fine pearance in league play, and their fence, and holding the Axemen down Notations made with its insol British and domestic fabrics. sixth victory. On previous occa to small figures. The gold-and-black uble lead will not smear under moist hands nor run from acci HUNDREDS OF sions they had defeated Navy, 45-24 quintet delayed their offensive until dental wetting. Buy Verithin, PATTERNS TO and 39-26, Air Force, 35-19 and 26- late in the second period, when they 24 colors to choose from- '29!! CHOOSE FROM 14, and Acadia 51-19. The grand really hit their stride and ran in 10c each--leu In quantities total showed 226 points for the seven baskets without a reply from TAILORED • TO- MEASURE Tigers, and 115 for their opponents, the Acadians. The backbone of the with six games won and none lost Dal defence was the Smith-Wilson in league competition. And with duo, who also managed to rap in the league schedule complete, the in 16 points, a half the team total, stage was set for the playoffs, v.rith between them. MacLeod, in his the Tigers and Navy clashing in a usual spot at centre, tallied twelve two-game, total score series, for the points to lead the scorers of both championship of the City League, teams. "Yank" Forsythe made two 418-420 Barrington Street Carl Merson, Dartmouth Agent. and the right to advance to provin nice field goals for four points, playdowns. while McKenzie, though held score-