Appetizers New England Style Clam Chowder ... 4.95 5.95 Onion rings ...... 5.95 6.95 Made from scratch using a recipe dating back A heaping pile made fresh to order to 1872 Battered Mushrooms ...... 5.95 6.95 Battered Beets ...... 5.95 6.95 Mushrooms cut and lightly battered made Thin sliced beetroot in a light batter made fresh to order fresh to order Slitheen Fresh Garden Salad ...... 4.95 Scotch Egg Salad ...... 8.95 with choice of ranch, blue cheese, honey A hard boiled egg wrapped in meat, mustard, Italian, raspberry vinaigrette, coated in breadcrumbs and deep fried, then balsamic vinaigrette or thousand islands served on a garden salad.

Main Catch Pollock ...... 6.95 8.95 Cod Fish & Chips ...... 9.95 12.95 Red Snapper Fish & Chips ...... 9.95 12.95 Haddock Fish & Chips ...... 9.95 12.95 Halibut Fish & Chips ...... Market Price Fish and shrimp Combo ...... 10.95 15.95 A load of Shrimp...... 11.95 "The Codfather" ...... 18.95 Real "The way the Brit's like it! 1/2lb fillet of cod 1lb Chips. Extra portion of fish ...... Check with Server

Fish Ala carte Pollock ala carte ...... 4.95 6.95 Cod ala carte ...... 7.95 10.95 Britain's most Popular fish. White and flaky with a mild taste. Cooked in our uniquely light batter. Cod Bites ...... 7.95 10.95 Finger size pieces of deep fried cod in our golden batter. Great for kids. Red Snapper ala carte ...... 7.95 10.95 Local NW Fish. Great in a sandwich. Haddock ala carte ...... 7.95 10.95 Prime haddock. This delicious fish is the perfect accompaniment for any self-respecting chip. Halibut ala carte ...... Market Price The king of fish. This delicious fish is a Northwest favorite. Enjoy! Halibut Bites ...... Market Price Finger size pieces of deep fried halibut in our golden batter.

British Meals Bangers & Mash ...... 10.95 Two British served with mashed potatoes and gravy , mash & gravy ...... 10.95 British style sausage roll served with garlic mashed potatoes and gravy Cornish pasty, mash & gravy ...... 10.95 Choice of cheese or beef pasty with garlic mashed potatoes and gravy. Beef Shepherd's Pie ...... 10.95 Home style Shepherd's pie topped with Tillamook cheese and gravy Sausage, beans, chips & gravy ...... 10.95 British Banger sausage with Heinz baked beans, chips and gravy KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON, GOOD FOOD TAKES TIME! ALL OUR DISHES ARE PREPARED TO ORDER FROM SCRATCH, PLEASE ALLOW AT LEAST 30 MINUTES FOR HOT FOOD TO COOK 18% Gratuity added for parties of 8 or more

Our fried food is cooked in the traditional English style using animal fat. It is not suitable for vegetarians.

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TARDIS Burger ...... 10.95 Dalek Burger ...... 10.95 1/3lb Painted hills beef patty, mayo, lettuce, 1/3lb Painted hills beef patty, mayo, lettuce, red onion, pickle, bacon and blue cheese red onion, pickle, mushrooms and Swiss served on a toasted pub bun with a choice of cheese served on a toasted pub bun with a English chips, fries, tots or coleslaw choice of English chips, fries, tots or coleslaw

Davros Burger ...... 10.95 Chicken strips ...... 6.95 1/3lb painted hills beef patty dipped in our 2 strips served with ranch or honey mustard famous batter served with a choice of and your choice of English Chips, fries, tots or mushrooms or bacon, cheese, red pepper coleslaw. aioli, lettuce, red onion and pickle served on a toasted pub bun with a choice of English chips, fries, tots or coleslaw

Extras

Chips ...... 3.95 4.95 Mashed ...... 3.95 5.95 Fish ...... 1.95 added to fish price in this Potatoes Sandwich neck of the woods. Chicken chunks ...... 6.95 Chip Butty ...... 4.95 Scotch Egg ...... 5.95 A hard boiled egg Battered Sausage ...... 4.95 Mushy Peas ...... 4.95 wrapped in sausage meat, coated Coleslaw or potato salad ..... 4.95 ...... 2.95 in breadcrumbs and Curry Sauce ...... 2.95 Gravy ...... 2.95 deep fried to perfection. Served with HP sauce Heinz Baked Beans ...... 4.95 Bread roll with butter ...... 1.95

Extra Tartar sauce ...... 75 House made Tartar Sauce ... 4.95 HP Sauce (Bottle) ...... 5.95 (8oz) Malt Vinegar (bottle) ...... 5.95

Desserts

Spotted Dick Pudding with Bird's English ...... 6.95 Sticky Toffee Pudding with Bird's English ...... 6.95 custard custard

Deep Fried Mars Bar ...... 4.95 Bird's English Custard ...... 4.95

Deep Fried Toffee Crisp ...... 4.95 Deep Fried Lion Bar ...... 4.95

Banana Fritter ...... 4.95 Fish fingers and Custard ...... 6.95 Fingers of fish with birds English custard

English Soda & Beverages

Tizer ...... 3.95 ...... 3.95 ...... 3.95 A popular English soda Grapefruit and English soda available Pineapple Soda in Orange, Apple or Vimto ...... 3.95 Cherry Black current, Grape R Whites Lemonade ...... 3.95 soda English Lemon Soda Dandelion & Burdock ...... 3.95

Irn Bru ...... 3.95 ...... 2.95 ...... 2.95 A popular Scottish Soda Dr. Pepper ...... 2.95 Root Beer ...... 2.95 Sierra Mist ...... 2.95 Milk ...... 2.95 Chocolate Milk ...... 2.95 Tea or Iced Tea ...... 2.95 Kobos Coffee ...... 2.95

KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON, GOOD FOOD TAKES TIME!