Attend Congratulations Manhasset Game The Port Weekly To Band
VoL XVI—No. 21 SENIOR fflGH SCHOOL, PORT WASHINGTON. LONG ISLAND. N. Y« FRIDAY. MAY 24, 1940 Price; FITS
M. Lewis Takes Over Editorship Coming Sporting Band Wins National Contest; Of Weekly For '40-'41 Season Attractions Port Gets Only One Rating Friday, May 24, Baseball Robert Cornell, June Johnson, Paul Williams In Other Game, Port vs. Manhasset at Eight Soloists Receive Highest Ratings At Albany; Manhasset. Important Positions; Staffs Replace 'Contributors' Friday, May 24, Tennis Game, Manso, Villani, Helfrich, Kirkup Triumph Also Port vs. Manhasset at Manhas- Martin Lewis has been chosen as editor-in-chief of The set. Once again Port Washington t r i u m p h e d in the National Port Weekly for next year, succeeding Walter McQuade. Monday, May 27, Tennis Band Contest at Albany. The band was the only such organ- Other staff members have been designated as follows: Game, Port vs. Garden City ization to receive the highly superior rating of I. The judge, The news editor will be Robert Cornell, taking over the at Garden City. William D. Revelli, in commenting on their performance, post of Gordon Ross, and the place of Everitt Hehn and Tuesday, May 28, Baseball said, "It was a real pleasure to sit and listen to the band Angela Caparella as co-feature editors will be taken by June Game, Port vs. Mlneola at from Port Washington". Although Port has received al Port. Johnson. A new position, that
THE PORT WEEKLY Everybody Reads ' E m — N o b o d y I n The Mood Published weekly during the school year by the students of the Port Laughs; What's Funny About Funnies Washington Senior High School, Port "Roales are red. Washington, N. Y. Subscription rate: Pickles are green. $.90 per school year; $.50 per semester; Vive Cuquita La Mecanografo! Vive Don Pancho! South Amer- Your face is funny single copies, 5 cents. ica praises Tillie the Toiler, and Jiggs, because, like the movies, Linotyped and printed by the Griscom But Mine's a SCREAM!!" the comic strips have a great worldwide market. But, if a foreigner Publications, Inc.. Glen Cove That little specimen of poetry has anything uncomplimentary to say about Americans, he sum- EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Martin Lwesi was quotedb y an 8-year-older marizes it all up by calling them comic strip idolizers. It's true, too, to THIS reporter the other day. Associate Editors: Mollie Copp, Homeroom Editor: Paul Williams and the proof is in the pudding! M y only explanation is that Ruthanne Studebaker, Anne Feature Staff: Mary L. Teta, Dale Twenty million people follow the he had created a strip for the San spring has (effected more than bullying of Jiggs, the adventures Ross. Ely, Jeanne Rosenberg Francisco Examiner called "Mr. one or two persons, and has gone of little Orphan Annie, and the Contributors: Jeanne Rosenberg, Hack". Joseph Pulitzer's New even as far as the primary grades. News Editor Robert Cornell antics of Major Hoople, Mutt and York World seems to have intro- (Not that my face has anything Bob Walters, Karl Hinrichs, Exchange Editor: AlbertMu rray Jeff and a few hundred other car- duced the first weekly colored pa- to do with '•????") toons appearing daily in the Feature Editor: June Johnson Marilyn Baum, Rose Teta, John per, at the time when Pulitzer newspapers, with mild amusement The opening oj the World's Copy Desk Editor: Kathryn Wood- Villani, Betty Davis, Beverley was battling with Hearst for the Fair at Flushing Meadows last and a good deal of interest. Edi- journalistic supremacy in New Lawrence, Dale Ely, Margaret week-end is going to provide ward torials may be cut, news stories York City. Dumpson, Betty, Lyons, Joyce may be reduced, obituaries may ample entertainment for our stu- Music Editor Ida Harrison "Mutt and Jeff" was created by be omitted but the space allotted dents and townsfolk for the next Advertising Managers: Bob Fitz, Dendievel, Vincent Prudenti. Bud Fisher in 1907. Fisher was to the comic strip characters must six months. The opening of the Pete Loiseaux working for the San Francisco Faculty Advisors appear regularly. Let us prove Fair on Saturday had some rep- Chronicle and making $22 a week Business Manager: Mary Teta, this: resentatives from "The Place To Senior Hlch: when he thought of "Mutt and Elizabeth Dargan. Live". Charles Kenr Here we are in a subway. En- Jeff". Sports Editors: Bob Bessell, James Junior High: ter a man and a little boy. The Comic strip artists work for Kay Murray and Ray Elliot, the Barrett, Betsey Franklin, Emma man takes his newspaper, glances two inseparables, jorneyed to Wm. AUen more than one newspaper. They Tomlet. at the news, runs his eye over draw for distributing agencies Fairmont Park, Pennsylvania last the sports page, and funnies. week-end to see Ray's model boat Vol. XVI—No. 21 Friday. May 24. 1940 called syndicates. Some famous Women are rather unpredictable; syndicates are United Features, entered in the finals of the they might read the murders first the Bell Syndicate, McNaught national model yachts race. Ray's It DoesnH Rain and then the comics, or vice Syndicate, King Features Syndi- entry placed firsti nalmost all of versa. cate and Newspaper Enterprise the races and was SHE proud!! But what is so funny about the Association. The average salary Last Sunday noon, Helen A l l - Last week-end was a pleasant one for our school. funnies? Gilbert Seldes, a keen of an artist is $3,000 per week. Mickey Mouse fan, says that he inglon was seen sporting around There are some restrictions which town in ab lack coupe with a During it 'our track squad, under the tutelege of Coach has never seen a man, woman or must be observed: child laugh while reading the boy. Nothing strange about that Costello, defended their North Shore title successfully here, No divorce. funnies. J. P. McEvoy agrees with I'll admit. The puzzling angle, Husband may lie to wife, not defeating by a substantial margin the team of ten this and adds that live funnies however, is, who was the boy? vice versa. other North Shore schools. Our musical department also make people feel superior. They Come, Helen! Mama loves papa, despite all. like being taller than Jeff, better splashed very considerably, when the Port High Band was Heroine must not smoke, drink, Scoop! Anne Hartel went with looking than Andy Gump, or less Mr. and Mrs. Johnson up to guided by Mr. Van Bodegraven's baton to the highest rating henpecked than Jiggs. Max East- etc. No curves on the heroine. Loomis School, Windsor, Con- possible in competition with many other school bands in man thinks that it all can be ex- necticut, last week-end to see son plained on the basis of the dia- And there are many others. Albany. In both the track meet and the band regatta, in- The syndicates aim to amuse Dick of Mr. and Mrs. J. Quoted logue. The words are all scram- Anne, "His parents weren't with dividual pupils scored personal successes, but in each it was bled in little puffy balloons, in a Arnerica. Vive Cuquita la Mecanografo. us all the time, however!" Un- the showing of the group which held most interest. messy manner, and people have quote. to use their brains to unscramble This year's track team, which is in the main composed the mess and decipher it. Belit- IncidentaUy, Virginia WUbert of men who ran, jumped, or put the shot on our squad last tling Mr. Eastman says that since Alumni Notes and the well-known Joey Velsmid year, was strongly favored to retain the North Shore crown Americans use so little brainwork, of Manhasset have been going "stedy" (that word again) for a l - in the meet Saturday despite the absence of several point i t is an exciting adventure to un- Miss Doris Webber, daughter of scramble the balloons. most a month. Wow!! winners, for Port has never had a better squad. Last year Chief and Mrs. Stephen Webber, spent the week-end with her par- I'm not supposed to say any- few people gave much notice to the lads who spend spring Rudolpy Dirls claims to be the first "comic strip artist". He drew ents. Miss Webber is a senior thing about this . . . bu t. . . a afternoons dashing around so scantily clad. Not before "The Captain and the Kids", for of New Paltz Teachers College. certain boy who lives on Beacon they started to roll, that is. But victories in the Port Invita- the Hearst paper in 1897. The Alexander C. Wilkie and Rob- Hill, sits in a certain seat in the tion and North Shore, duplicated this season, put them on "Katzenjammer Kids", drawn by ert R. White, both of the Univer- second row of Mr. Schoenborn's their pedestal . . . and gave them the responsibility of main- H . H. Kenrr, is similar to the sity of Michigan, received pub- homeroom, and takes part in lic recognition at the 17th annual many, many school activities, taining balance there. Many hours of exhausting work have former. "Little Jimmy" was started by James Swinnerton in Honors Convention for their out- had a party with a certain num- been needed to support the natural ability of our track men. 1905. This was started for the standing scholastic work. ber of gals and guys. Guess it That they have not relaxed, and coasted to victory—as they New York American. But first. Douglas L. Wright, of 100 Ivy must have been a pretty certain might—earns for them our respect. Way, was elected centurian of thing if he doesn't want this Kappa Delta Rho Fraternity. "Ed" to put his name in. Port High musicial organizations have been so far Exchanges Miss June Mullon, of Port ahead in the parade for so long that the student body's Washington, is attending the aclaim of their repeated feats hus grown somewhat less than Hamilton College spring house riotous in recent years. The fact that defects are out- Monkey wrenches — a farm party this weekend. She is a Library News where monkeys are raised. weighed by accomplishments has turned the interest of many guest at the Lambda Chi Alpha Seizure—former Emperor of fraternity house. EXTRA! Here is the book we to the weaker side of the organizations, a shift which is Rome. Miss Mary Dargan was one of have all been waiting for. It's a not natural. Neither side of the heatedly argued music Fringe — foreign languages the participants at the Adelphi- non-fiction book. Not just an controversy shall be discussed or more than recognized now. taught in school. Hofstra archery meet. She was ordinary one, either. This is to- We are not here to dissect Caesar, but to render him Gargles—glasses used by avia- recently elected archery manager day's best selling non-fiction that which is his rightfully . . . sincere respect for great ac- tors. at Adelphi. book, telling the art of getting a Circle—bowlegged square. complishments in national competition. Everyone has said liberal education. This outstand- Net—a lot of holes tied to- the words of praise so often that we are thinking, after all ing booki s "How to Read a gether with a string. Book" by M. J. Adler. This book these years, of writing a form editorial praising the mu- Port Profile Ally—a song. It's a Sin to tell will tell you how to read, not sicians' accomplishments. It will go something like this: ally. —"Tattler". just any book but a good book, The victim for the Port Profile The band, orchestra, choir, glee club, soloists (SELECT one really worth your while. And to the unit-counting Sen- this week, one of the most popu- ONE OR MORE) of Port Washington High School have A n exhibit called "Better Books iors— lar, best known and well liked to Build Better Minds" will be (OR HAS) triumphed one more! Long hours of practice Lots of little zeros girls of our Senior High, is Nina placed in the library. Seniors at home, more hours spent drilling at regular and special Not so very quaint Cox. Nina, a gift from New York should be especially interested in practice sessions, endurance of strict discipline, sacrifice of Make my graduation City, was born on March 24, 1922. this exhibit as a check on them- leisure . . . these have again borne their familiar fruit for Look as if it ain't. Since then she has lived in Great Neck, Manhasset, and then in selves. our musicians. National renown, carrying with it a prom- —"The Buccaneer". Port. A t the head of the following inent place before public eyes for our school's name has been Nina has seen quite a bit of the suggested list is "How to Read earned by the performance at (FILL Lunch Hour I rushed down to the lunchroom, world. She visited England three a Book" by M. J. Adler, "Jane BLANK WITH LOCALE OF TRIUMPH) of our band, or- That chocolate milk in mind, times and in 1937 she attended the Eyre" by Bronte, "My Country chestra, choir, glee club, soloists (SELECT ONE OR I felt just like old "Brother Coronation. She also traveled to and My People" by Lin Yutang, MORE) led by Mr. Van Bodegraven. Our congratulations Gloom", France. Nina's two greatest de- "The Spy" by Cooper. These are and respect go to the Port High band, orchestra, choir, glee I saw the last of its kind. sires are to sail around the world only a few of the outstanding and to fly to England. club, soloists (SELECT ONE OR MORE). Long may they M y hand reached out to clutch it. books, so: Among her many likes are: (OR IT) uphold those high standards which they (OR IT) Another seized my plan. STUDENTS: Visit your library. I didn't dare resist a bit, shoes, French fried potatoes, hot See what new boows are in that have (OR HAS) set. 'Cause he was a six foot man. fudge sundaes, collecting records will be of interest to you. The And the PORT WEEKLY would probably be able to —"Terrace Topper". and photographs, tennis and ice library is for your use. The many hockey games, and last, but the books can help you, if you will realize handsome revenue by copywriting and renting such most important, "Ray Finlay". an editorial to other local papers. Many are the accom- only come in and at least see the The Girl Of Tomorrow Her dislikes are: leaving home, stock on the shelves. plishments of our musicians. jitterbugs, and "ILL MANNERED We hope that more periods as successful as last week- Painted lips and baby stare, MALES". end are in store for our High School. Blue on eyes and frizzled hair; When asked what she intends Bloody nails, bronze powdered to do this summer, Nina cheer- T-/V-T nose, fully replied, "I want to live on Blackened eyebrows, shoes sans the water, sail in the sunshine The news of the week! "Gab- toes. and sea breezes, and drop all beens", pre-shrunk slacks, in Comieg = Jume 4th thoughts of school overboard . . . all pastel shades! Crash! That I f that is the girl of today. (good idea—ugh). was T. N. T. exploding the With all my heart I pray We regret to say that this June price—they's only $3.95, right I'm never obliged to endure the we'll lose Nina for she is going here in town at Togs & Top- the Lessellis sorrow to graduate. If things cool off in pers, just down Main Street, Of gazing upon the girl of to- Europe, she plans to attend school waiting for you. morrow. i n Switzerland. Friday. May 24. 1940 THE PORT WEEKLY Pa9* ttu«d
Memorial Parade 18 More Days Next Thursday The Port Junior To Vacation
/. H. S, Red Cross Gets Jr. High Beats Letter Of Recognition Girls Sports Are Progressing Top Locust Valley May 3, 1940 Rapidly In Five Major Fields Miss Georgianne Marks Junior Red Cross Sponsor Soil Ciprianoo, Zebrowski Junior High School Tennis, Badminton And Ping Pong Varsities To Play Provide Highlights Port Washington, New York Senior High School; Giants Defeat Yanks, 20 To 3 " I Dear Miss Marks: The Port Washington Jun- The stuffed toys, afghan Girls' sports are progressing rapidly on five major ior High School smothered squares, scrapbook and dress fields: softball, tennis, pingpong, badminton, and finally the Locust Valley in a rather girls' badminton tournament. which your children made are monotonous baseball game First, girls' softball; following very attractive and will bring a Monday evening by the score the example of the big leagues, of 22-4. The one-sided score great deal of enjoyment to child- and incidentally, their contempo- tells the story better than Charm Club i ren In the hospitals. rary junior high baseball team, B y BARBARA READE any description. they have proceeded under the Frank Cipriano tossed a bril- The book of cartoons and the Now that the dance is in the league method. Several of the liant ball game for the Red and toys are being sent to the Mead- Fashion Show past and the epidemic of measles earlire intra-league games have White and got the best of sup- owbrook Hospital where we is practically over, we can set- already been played. port from his teammates. The know the children will appreci- "You Can Have It" was the tle down to the old monotonous The more recent games played feature of the game was Walter ate them. We are including the keynote of a tashion show given way of life. But I'll try to on May 7, were: the Giants play- Zebrowski'sh ome run with one child's dress in our war relief brighten you up and make Ife by the girls of the Junior High ed the Yankees, and the Dodgers less dull for you. man aboard in the first inning to shipment. We have been making tie the score at three all. School Charm Club on Tuesday contested with the White Sox. a number of dresses and layettes I n the latter game the final score • * « The game was halted at the afternoons. May 14, at 2 o'clock and they have been very much was 7 to 9 in the White Sox BRUCE FROST has been going end of the fifth inning as the Lo- in the school auditorium. needed by children abroad. The favor. Between the Giants and bachelor recently—too bad for cust Valley players had to hurry afghan squares are being sewed Miss Edith Dunn of the Edu- the Yanks the game was much his many friends . . . What a home. The box score appears together and will also go out cational Division of McCall's Ma- more interesting. Helen Juliski thrill for JANE THOMAS when below. gazine was bringing the "Class- made a fine showing. As pitcher DOC SAVAGE "proposed" to her, with this war relief shipment. Port Washington she gave up only seven hits and but it was only for the Fratry The collection of magazines will mates" wardrobe of costumes Name Pos. AB H three runs, and pitched nine initiation . . . SALLY DRAKE be sent to the Northport Hospital from McCalls, which members of Veit. 2b 4 strike outs. The Giant team got certainly missed the pleasant where the me nwill eagerly read the Cham Club modeled. These Cipriano 4 31 hits from Claire Gibson, the companionship of ALBERT them. dresses were made from McCall's Drake 4 Yankee pitcher, who neverthe- TILEY when he had the measles Zebrowski 4 I think it is so nice that your patterns and demonstrate how a less delivered six strike outs. The . . . There seems to be a mix-up Parmelee 4 girls have been doing so much basic wardrobe with clever plan- final score was 20 to 3 in the somewhere among BUNNY VAN Johnson 4 work this year and I hope you ning, may be interchanged and Giants favor. In the afore-men- NAME, SAM FINLAY and Fasano 4 will express our appreciation to tioned White Sox-Dodgers game CAROL COLLING . . . BOBBY expanded to include a complete Wenner 4 them. the score was, at the beginning ZWERLEIN and LORRAINE outfit of active and spectator De Meo 4 of the last inning, a tie—7 to 7. PARSONS are having a hoppy Sincerely yours, sports, afternoon and evening Locust Valley The White Sox then quickly time together these days . . . MRS. RAYMOND C. BABCOCK clothes for a young girl. Name Pos. AB H made two runs, and when the Certain girls in the 9A are quite Junior Red Cross Secretary Tate 3 The value of such a fashion Dodgers came up to bat, put them agog over ANDY JESSON . . . show lies in the fact that the cos- Rossetti 3 out in one-two-three order. J. BILLY PEPER telling bedtime tumes are definitely within the Hahn 3 Savini was the winning pitcher. stories to the great amusement of reach of any girl who can sew, Shaddock 3 My Daughter's Other Games Played his many friends . . . and who wishes to make the • • * Metcalfe 3 dresses herself. On May 9 there were also two CURRENTLY SEEN: Delia 3 MART HUMPHREYS and Fowle 3 Vacation The models for the afternoon games played, both in the Na- SHERBURNE HILL continuing: a Fuller 3 were: Ruth Fletcher, Gloria Bol- tional League. In the first, be- rumance whicU started in 7B . . . Dunlop 2 B y SQUIRTWORTHY ton, Jennie Ratkowski, Dorothy tween the Cubs and the Cardinals Damsgaard, Gloria Dean, Evelyn the final score was 2 to 6 in the PEGQY RANKIN enjoying an elo- The scoreb y innings Is as fol- Zzzzzzzzzzz quent missive sent to her by BIL- lows: Totals Hensen, and Norma Eidschun. Card's favor. In the other game, zzzz harr .... umphff. Oh, par- L Y PEPER . . . ROGER MONT- The Junior High Team also Full pictures of many members between the Pirates and the Bees GOMERY revealing his latest: a nosed out the Park Baseball don me, I didn't know you wanted of the Charm Club appeared in the score was 9 to 8, respectively. "dame from the World's Fair" Team in a six inning affair. Jun- me. So ... ho oo htuuuuummm "Practical Home Economics," a On other fields . . . the Bad- . . . PAULINE VLAHOS suffering ior High used two pitchers to . . . sorry. You see, this sleep of magazine for tenching nutrition, minton, Varsity has been practic- from a bad case of heart trouble ofod, hygiene, clothing ,home- ing for some time and on May 27 turn back the Park. The hitters mine has a direct bearing upon . . . THOMAS DUNCAN, all for the home team were in sort making and health. The pictures will go to Senior High School to my topic for today—MY DAUGH- dressed up, walking in the direc- of a slump for they only got 12 illustrated posture, the correct contest with the girls up there. tion of the Park ... TED PARME- hits, including two extra base TER'S SPRING VACATION. way to pick up objects, the On May 29 the girls Ping-pong, LEE walking around in a daze blows. The base running was I t started some time ago, about proper place to apply beauty Tennis and Softball varsities will ever since going to the Hen Hop very unsatisfactory as it was two weeks to be exact. She and aids, and pointers on how to ap- also play the High School. with GINNO BROCK. . . . their first real competitive game her friends talked about it con- pear attractive and cultured. The girls, like the boys, are • * • of the year. stantly. "In Spring vacation we'll Seen in the pictures were having a marble tournament, SCIENCE LESSON: do so-and-so" and "I just heard Gloria Bolton, Peggy Seaman, which works by the elimination "The spinal column is a long such-and-such say that she is go- Gloria Dean, Jean Gersi, Dor- method. Though many of the bunch of bones. The head sits ing to Washington during Spring othy Damsgaard, and Virginia matches have not yet been played on top and you sit on the bot- Murders Galore Vacation", and other tidbits. It Brock. These girls were assisted off, the leaders so far are Whit- tom." started at the breakfast table and by Jimmy Roberts and Bruce comb, Kowalesky, Moshier, Noga, —From The Omnibus Boners went on through to bedtime. Frost. and Zebrowski. • * * Made To Order MORE SCENES Finally the darned thing came. MR. BRENNAN giving his "Through the long halls of the All I did the whole time was taxi Around The Loop Softball Standings class a shower-bath . . . MARY mansion rang a scream, then all her, and her friends, all over the LYONS imitating "Zazu Spitts". countryside. I didn't get a chance With The 8A Class was silent! The three looked at American League That's all folks! to play a single hole of golf. each other, spellbound. Then, as Team Won Lost Pet. if set in, m o t i o n by a spring, they Here is her schedule: B y SYLVIA STRANGE Giants 3 0 1.000 sprang to their feet and rushed MONDAY: Movies in the early GUESS WHAT ? ? ? Yankees 2 1 .668 "All The Things down it's length. Just around P. M. RICHARD JOHNSON gave White Sox 1 2 .333 the corner, they found " A party in the evening. (Home SUE BELLIFATO his Scout pin, You Are" U n q u o t e at 2 A. M.) "Be Prepared" (Has it more than Dodgers 0 2 .000 What did the three find when National Lea^e they rounded the corner?—^Who TUESDAY: (Slept until noon.) one meaning) ??,?... Speaking Played Tennis all afternoon. of the Hen Hop, some of the girls Team Won Lost Pet. B y ALLISON OSBORNE Are "The Three?"—Will they Cardinals 2 0 1.000 Got to bed at a reasonable hour are planning to take their escorts PATSY REED: "The Girl With find the murderer?—Ir is there Pirates 1 1 .500 —11:30. to "PETE'S" after the dance and The Pigtails In Her Hair." a murder?—Where was the dog Cubs 1 1 .500 WEDNESDAY: Played tennis treat them to soda's or supper SANDY RICHARDSON: "Got A while all this is going on?—Will Bees 0 2 .000 Head Like A Rock." there be any more murders?— again, only this time she had a and the movies. Lucky boys ? ? ? MR. BRENNAN: "My Cat Fell These are the things which will boy with her. . . . Measles are back again. By Another party. (Home at Mid- lin The Well." be answered tomorrow, when measles I mean MARIE DURYEE INQUIRING REPORTER night.) BARBARA SUMMER VILLE: Papa, Mama, and all the kiddies and GRANVILLE BURLAND. THURSDAY: Had a party at "Ma He's Making Eyes At get together for another fireside B y DORIS BAUM our house; made so much noise We are glad to see them back Me." chat. . . . There was quite a fight in Question: What's your pet ex- they ran me over to the club be- pression? MARY JANE SMITH: "My Thus do American families fore I finally got peace and quiet. the Beacon Street Shop the other Silent Mood." spend their evenings at horne. day with straws . . . The only Margraret Dendievel: " Y o u want I left Mother there to get them to know." BRUCE FROST: "Gazing Into Some will go to the movies, but out at a reasonable hour, but it one injured was BARBARA Mr. Markle: "Well ....!! Gee Windows Looking Every- most will find out what happened didn't work. I won't say what SOMERVILLE . . . She got it in Whizz!" where For You." to "The Three." time they finally cleared out. the head. . . . BARBARA GOOD- MORT PEPER: "Leaning On The "The Three" are the heroes— Mary Lyons: "Oh, Dean-n-n." FRIDAY: Played golf all after- WIN was seen talking very earn- Miss Hansen: "Haven't you dis- Old Top Rail" (On His Farm or maybe they're heroines—or noon, went to the movies all estly with LINDY GULBRAND- I n Snerdville). both—of any murder mystery. covered mine yet." night. SEN. I wonder what about ? ? ? Jack Ahem: "Ummm, not bad!" MARTHA WHITCOMB: "Saddle The setting will do in any case, SATURDAY: By this time, I . . . RICHARD YOUNG NEARLY Your Dreams." and so will the time. But often John Freeman: "You want to was so worn out I went over to HAD A FIGHT with CHARLES know?" (John and Peggy must CHUCK RUROEDE: "Wouldst the plot is different. The type my club and stayed there until RICE Friday afternoon . . . What have gotten together.) I Could But Kiss Thy Hand, of plot determines whether the last Monday. Then I went home, for ? ? ? Mort Snerd: "Hey Brock!" Oh Babe." story is a best seller or not. If and lived amid the peace and Yours Truly: "Oh, there HE is!" the author has any common sense ANNE MOSHIER: "Too Roman- tranquility. I expect to stay in Well, next time all about the P. S. Excuse all the 7B answers and business ability, he will put tic." that state until summer. Hen Hop . . . but we have to have our names in a lot of corpses and gory mur- "It Was Written In The Stars": HOOOOOOOO ***** Be seeing you, i n print, too! It was a thrill to ders. Thus are murders written. M y last night's Homework. HUUUUUUUMMMMMMM Dishmops . . . you, too. (Once.) Page Four THE PORT WEEKLY Pridcz7. May 24, 1940 Congratulations To Port^s Track Team Victory
Port Gets Title Snag 3-1 Win Over Great Neck; On North Shore SPORTS Drop Game To Mineola, 19-9 Port Washington's highly r e - garded tracic and field forces did B y CONNON W. STEPHENSON By ELEANOR JENKINS Baseball Nine Split Two Games; Take Great Neck the expected in winning the north The Port baseball team is al- Spring sports are now i n full shore championships Saturday ready half way through its quite swing, thanks to the weatherman As Pitcher Siconolfi Stars; Bow To Mineola Power but received a bit more compe- successful season, winning four and the girls' patient coaches. The tition from Mineola and Hicks- games and dropping two, a per- last two w e e k s have seen much Behind the three hit pitching of A l Siconolfi, Port once again ville than anticipated. centage of .667. Port tripped Glen competition with other Long Is- entered the win column with a 3-1 v i c t o r y over Great Neck, here Running on their own track, Cove in an overtime game, 9-8, land schools and through it all the May 17. Siconolfi pitched one o f t h e best games by a Port pitcher the Blue and White spikesmen with Red Edmundsen doing an Port stars have so f a r an excel- lent record. this season, allowing but three hits, four bases on balls and struck amassed 41 Vi points to capture excellent job of relief pitching out seven. He was apposed by Bennemen, who also pitched a good team honors in the 12th annual Last week the baseball and after Bert Schauer was taken out game, allowing but two hits, passing only two and also striking out meet. Mineola finished in thedurin g the early part of the game. badminton squads journeyed to runner-up spot with 31% count- Manhasset journeyed to Port Sea Clifi', where they enjoyed an seven. But one of those hits was a triple by Andy Jessen with ers while Hicksville was third only to b e bombarded by Blue afternoon of activity. The soft- a man on in the fourth, and the other two runs came as a r e s u l t of a with an even 30 points. and White artillery and give Port ball game resulted in a 14-13bas e on balls, fielders choice, and two singles in t h e third inning. There was one double winner, a decisive 6-1 victory. victory for Port while the bad- Every other inning Port failed*—' Chris McKenna of Port Wash- minton team won all but one to hit. Great Neck garnered their The Blue and White then jour- two more in the sixth. ington who won the junior high match. Also, last week the ten- one run in the first, on a batter Box score Great Neck game at jump and t h e 8-lb. shot to re-neyed to M i n e o l a to decide w h o nis squad did n o t remain inac- who was h i t by the p i t c h e r , an was to take first place, Mineola Port: peat his performance of two tive. In a close match with Am- unsuccessful fielder's choice a n d Port Washington (3) weeks ago in t h e annual Port also having a p e r f e c t record. Port ityville they succeeded in t a k i n g another fielder's choice. A B B H O was repulsed by a 19-9 defeat. Morrison, ss . Washington invitation meet for them over. Even though the best After having a very successful Fasano, If schools from the north shore area. Again Red Edmundsen came i n players on t h e squad were ab- Caputo, cf during the sixth inning relieving season for a while, the baseball Kelly, rf Junior Events sent, the remaining "racketeers" team ran into some trouble. Lead- Donald, 2b IM-yard dasn—Wtoii) by McCormiok,, Schauer. The Blue and White did admirably. Jessen. lb Mineola; Wanser, Port Washington, sec- was just recovering from the ing the league, with a r e c o r d of 3 D'Agostina, c ond; Storzak, Westbury, third; Verllnger, This week's activities started Schiess, 3b _ Mineola defeat when Garden wins and no losses, the boys lost Oyster Bay, lourth. Time: 0:10.6. off well with a spectacular meet Siconolfi, p ._ S-pound shot put—Won by McKenna, City came to Seeber Field t o two games, to Mineola and Gar- Port Washington; Van Winkler, Hicksville, held with Hicksville on Monday. Totals __21 3 3 21 thrust Port for a 14-3 loss. den City, by t h e scores of 19-9 6 3 second; Davidson, Mineola. third; Sulli- The adversary presented some and 14-3, respectively. The cause AB R H O A B van, Glen Cove, fourth. Distance: 44 leet Great Neck ( 1 ) 6% inches. Well, I guess Port couldn't good-spirited competition in sev- for these losses was errors, a n d Stasuil, ss 3 1 High Jump—Won by McKenna, Port stand two in a row like that, so eral of the sports, but w a s notther e were more in these two Duffy, 2b . 2 0 Washington; McKinney, Garden City, sec- Winn, 11 4 0 ond; Prick, Sea Cliff, third; Garbrano, when Great Neck arrived at able to outdo Port. The softball games in a l l the others. Bennemer, lb . 4 0 Hicksville, fourth. Height: 6 feet 3V2 Seeber Field for its second tangle game which resulted in a score o f Ware, cf . 3 0 inches. with the Blue and White, Coach 35-17 was a decided win for the I n the Mineola game Port led Totura, c . 3 0 Broad Jump: Tie for first place between 8-6, going into the last half of the Buck, rf 3 0 Gorman, Mineola, and Calinda. Roslyn; Seeber's gang stopped them for cooperative Port unit. Donahue, 3b . 3 0 Storzak, Westtury, third; Pricke. Hicks- the second time, making Great sixth, but i n that inning they Sinowskl, p _ 3 0 0 0 0 ville, fourth. Distance: 18 feet iV* Inches. blew the lead, with a series o f 220-yard dash—Won by Wanser, Port Neck bow 3 - 1 . Al Siconolfi did Totals -27 1 3 18 3 Washington; McCormick.iMineoIa, second; a remarkable job, going the full disastrous mistakes. No less than Glinka, Hicksville, third; Jenks, Great DOROTHY WETTZNER Neck, fourth. Time: 0:24.4. stretch to chalk up his two wins 16 batters stepped up to t h e plate. 8»0-yard relay—Won by mcKsvUIe (Bick- against no losses. In t h i s game MILTON M, BORGMAN There were but five earned hits, Wanted: A girls' bicycle, 28 ford. Striker, Pricke, Glinka); Port Wash- in. wheel, in good condition. Frank Miller, our valuable first Registered Optometrists but between errors and unsuc- ington, second; Mineola, third; Glea Cove cessful fielder's choices, 13 runs Prefer not balloon tyi>e tires. fourth. Tile: 1:43.1. baseman, was missing, but Andy Complete Eye Service Senior Events Jessen replaced him very satis- crossed the plate for Mineola. Apply Box B, Port Weeklyn. 100-yard dash—Won by Mclntyre, Great lis Main St. Phone P. W. IS With only one turn left to bat. Neck; Pierce, Glen Cove, second; dead factorily, helping Port to win by heat for third place between Brown, Min rapping out a t r i p l e to deep left- Port was almost out of the game, eola, and Rogers, Port Washington. Time: but a feeble rally yielded 1 run, 0:10.3. center. 12-pound shot put—Won by Altman, and so the game ended with Port Roslyn; Oozzens, Parmingdale, second; Port upheld her h o n o r , at the on the short end of a 19-9. Voorhest, Oyster Bay, third; Carew, Min- Hofstra Relay Carnival last week. M o o n School eola, fourth. Distance: 43 feet 10'A inches. Tuesday the boys didn't wait High Jump—Tie for first place between Our team won first place in their DaVanza, Mineola, and Johnson, Port heat, but yielding to Great Neck for the sixth, but started off by ONE YEAR INTENSIVE COURSE QUALIFIES Washington; tie for third place between ^ A MODERN SCHOOL committing an error on the first MacLaurey, Westbury, and Smith, Oyster i n the time count. YOU FOR A POSITION AS DIETITIAN Bay. Height: 5 feet S'/s inches. One year Secretarial includes our man. Schauer walked the next Our quarter mile team, consist- Personality - Styling and Cultural Broad Jump—'Won by Kappstatter, Hicks- man and the next man proceeded i n hospitals, hotels, schools, clubs, ville; Holland, Parmingdale, second; D a - ing of Bob Bessell, John Rogers, Course, recommended for High Vanza, Mineola, third; Lord, Port Wash- School graduates. Also 3 months' to pole a home run. Behind from laboistoiias, steamships, institutions, ington, fourth. Distance: 21 feet IV2 Jack Lordi, and Phil Rice, copped and 6 months' courses for ad- etc. Restaurant opeutsd .by and lor vanced students. Successful prep- the first. Port was never able t o students affords Managerial ezperiance. Inches. second place in the time count aration for positions in Business, 220-yard dash—Won by Pierce, Glen on Magazines, in Radio, Drama catch up. Garden City scored 4 i n Radio Speech Technique. Co-Ed. Cove; Rice, Port Wasnington, second; final. Bessell, who started in the and the Professions. Excellent Place- the second, two more in the third, Day or E v e n i n g . .Placement Seivice. Zoellner, Great Neck, third; Gunter, Oyster lead, fell to second, and this p o - ment Service. Catalog. Murray Hill Visitors Welcome. Bay, fourth. Tile: 0:23.5. three more in the sixth, and fin- 2-1820. '>2t Fifth Ave. (1 E. 43rd), WRTTE FOB CATALOG 18 880-yard relay—^Won by Mineola (Brown, sition was continued by Rogers New York City. ished with another two i n the Whltelaw, Mitchell, Gorman); Great and Lordi. Neck, second; Port Washington, third; seventh. Port meanwhile picked NEW YORK INSTITUTE OF DIETHICS HicksviUe, fourth. Time: 1:36.5. When Phil Rice received the up one i n the second and added 660 Madison Ave.. N. Y. C. Tel. REgrnt 4-2207 Open Events Mile run—Won by Linnekin, Hicksville; baton, he h a d m o r e than seven Jones, Port Washington, second; Bierne, yards to gain in order to pass the Mineola, third; Clinton, Westbury. fourth. -KITTREDGE CAMP-, Time: 4:40.8. Glen Cove runner, who was in Upptr Twin Lake. (Aintral Vallty. N. Y. 440-yard dash—Won by Tennerson, Port the lead. Phil sure can run when $1 l\SO weekly, for butineu and pro- Washington; Cunningham, Roslyn, second; fessional girli and students. Spe- Scott, Westbury, third; Crawford, Hicks- the pressure is applied, as h e not cial Memorial Day and June weekend ville, fouth. Time: 0:54.4. only covered up t h e seven yards, bookings. Special Season Rates. Camp Halm mJIe—Won by Cook, HicksviUe; starts June 15th. All athletics, a q u a t i c s . Dezendorf, Roslyn, second; Eisenhauer, but finished with a good four Social and recreational programs, excel- Westbury, third; Martin, Port Washington, yards to spare, and against the lent food. Limited registration. Inquire: fourth. Time: 2:21.1. Director: 440 East 57th St., N.Y Pole vault—Won by H o l l a n d , Farming- anchor men of the other teams. dale; Powler, Great Neck, second; Moflett, Westbury, third; Thomas, Hicksville, fourth. Height: 11 feet. Point Scoring BOROUGH HALL DIVISION ^ Port Washington . . _41Vi ERNEST P. PHILLIPS, D. C. Mineola 31^! 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