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Office of Student Affairs 2011-05-01 A Modest Proposal, vol. 7, no. 8 Taylor Brigance, et al. © 2011 A Modest Proposal Find more information about this article here. This document has been made available for free and open access by the Eugene McDermott Library. Contact [email protected] for further information. 1he Peer Advisors' nuz,aen Under (esilfentz:aL Life Pages 4&5 Student Government elections result in poor reporting and restrictive regulations Page 6 • 2 T H E · E·o 1T o R s DESK From the I disa~ree with much of this article, but I wjlllimit my criticism to your argument that anti-Muslim sentiments are not a major problem in the United Discussion States. You cite the statistic that 8.6% of the religious- motivated hate crimes Boards were ~gainst Muslims as evidence that there is not a significant race/religious problem with Muslims in this country.•The Arnedcan Muslim populat:ipn is generally estimate-d to be between 0.4% (American Religious Identification Survey, 2008) and 2.3% (Council on American-Islamic Relations, 2010). That means that violence against Muslims is between four to twenty times greater than what one would expect based on their composition of the American Ill take the word of I~dians actually "from India over you ·and Indian Ameri people. So while 8.6% might not be a large percentage, it is quite large relative cans on what actually offends them. Can anyone show me a blatantly racist and to the population of the group which is the recipient of the violence. hate 1illed remark posted there? More anecdotally, where were you during the G round Zero uproar? Or the Jason, "Subde Racism" post No.5 numerous similar anti-Isla.in protests that have occurred throughout the coun try since then, most recently in the form of the <21tran burning in Florida? In anticipation of your "those are just isolated incidents" rebuttal, here is another statistic for you. Although MusUms make up approximately percent Jason, your claim is ''Ill take the word oflndians actually from India over 2 of the United States population, they accounted for about one-quarter of you and lndian.Americans on what actually offends them." the 3,386 religious discrimination claints filed with the Equal Employment That is based on the assumption that an Indian person actually posted Opportunity C ommission in 2009. This humber is 20 percent higher than the something that made a claim against TCM being offensive to Indians. As far same ~gure in 2008 and up nearly 60 per~ent from 2005. So much for the as I know, I haven't seen anyone post, "Look at all of the un-offcnsive material "things we1:e bad after 9/11 but everything is cool now" characterization. on this page! W ay to go TCM!". 1 could keep going with both statistical and anecdotal evidence, but suffice No, simply "being" Indian and posting on TCM doesn't qualify as. an to say your ''anti..:Muslim prejudice is no biggie" argument completely under endorsement. Ifl am Mexican, and I post a joke about Mexicans on the whelmed me. I wish you ~ad left it out, because you have a defensible position in ternet, that doesn't mean that I'm trying to imply tha.t all Mexicans are not • > I about the desirability mandatory Arabic classes. Why you felt the need to offended by the joke. ' thr.ow in "Islamophobia is overblown" is beyond me, but it definitely weakens Nothing's worse than raCists who try to justify that their racism isn't racist. the overall piece. · Nick, "Subtle Racism" post No. 7 Benjamin D ower, "Freedom of Speech" post No. 1 About A M odest Proposal Opinion Publication: AMP exists to amplify yom· voice. Want to get _involved? AMP docs not assign topics or discrin1inatc on the basis of the opinion expressed. Any student, faculry, or al umnus may contribute. Contributors can be as casual or as dedicated Upcoming AMP dates: with involvement as they please. Own Your Opinion: In submissions to AMP, every contribu Story Meetings: TEA on amputdcom/calendar tor speaks as an individual, even editors. Articles Due: TEA on amputd com/calendar Institutional Voicoe: AMP can take a stand on issues as an Production Weekend·Aug 26-28 MC 3.612 = ~ ') institution. OnJy articles signed by all current editors and ex- !' 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Email us for pur Uranus cover design by alex garcia topete [email protected] chase information at [email protected] Front Back Contents images by anastasia konstans and becky aguil:u; 4 CA~PLJS~~L~I~F~E------~ ~ Who Advises the Advisors? 1he plight of the PAs on campus of Residential Life. While there are some what we did" described one PA. complaints that PA training has become legitimate reasons for this, the result ofthis The disciplinary process for the PAs is more and more about building a family rule is that the sources used for this article also a source offrustration. While there are esque bond rather than job preparation. had to remain completely anonymous just certain offenses that supposedly guarantee Secondly, there are claims that the to be able to speitk about their job without a PA to lose their job, the coordinators PAs are taking care .of things on the by taylor brigance fear of termination. Therefore, much like actually appear to have a large amount job that they don't receive training or [email protected] Law and Order, the situations discussed of leeway in determining punishment for compensation for. These include assistance are deliberately kept vague to protect the infractions. with maintenance work, passi~g out flyers innocent. The reported justification for this for an entire apartment phase on their 'TI1e UT Dallas Peer Advisors, or PAs, The organization has reportedly leeway is to ensure a "spectrum of options" own time, or being "highly encouraged" to are a large, permanent presence at our had a few troubles recently. According that the coordinators can take as they assist with resident move in ... and then university, providing advice, enforcing to anonymous sources, the students see fit. The result, however, is allegations not readily offered any compensation rules, and attempting to give a little bit unanimously agreed ..tpon a proposal that of favoritism and personal relationships should they strain or injure of guidance to living on campus. They would change the nature of rounds, a having a large influence over what happens themselves during the move in are probably among the very first people requirement of the job where two PAs at a to a PA. There are rumors ofpeople getting process. you ever met at the start of your collegiate time aie scheduled to patrol the entirety of away with _things as dire as underage The first month during experience.