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Non-Profit Org. U.S. Postage Paid Newark, DE 250 Student Center• University of Delaware • Newark, DE 19716 Permit No. 26 "Now they want to 'advise' us. Thats scary." THE PRESIDENTIAL Gov. Carper joins the edia SUMMIT country s leaders in a crusade for volunteerism advisory board proposed

BY SCOTT GOSS Life Roland Smith and SLTV Senior Staff Reporter concerning "Live From the Throne Twenty-three student lea ders Room,'' a program broadcast live from SLTV, WVUD, The Review from the television s tudio 's and the communication department bathroom, has caused a renewed met on the university's Wilmington interest in the creation of a Student campus Saturday to attend the Media Advisory Board among mysterious Student Media certain administrators. Convergence - an enigma so The first known mention of the sensitive that co nference host as-yet-undefined Advisory Board Charles Tarver, WVUD' s station was made early last semester. manager, requested hi s welcome ''I was invited to a meeting to speech be kept off the record. explain to administrators how The Tarver's unusual precautions Review is set up," said Dr. Harris were the result of recent animosity Ross, a former director of the between university media and the journalism program at the Office of Student Life. The ill will university. "That was the first time was sparked by the suggestion of a I' d heard of a media advisory Student Media Advisory Board, board. It was not explained to me THE REVIEW /John Chabalko which has been recommended by what the jurisdiction of that board Residents of Germantown Avenue in North Philadelphia took President Clinton's call to action in stride as they university administrators. would be. Neither then, nor now, do volunteered to clean graffiti off their streets Sunday afternoon. Tarver said the recent conflict I see a need for an advisory board." between Vice President for Student see ADVISORY BOARD page A6 BYELUABETHBREALEY be saved." you're special, I think you're speciaL If you Narional/Srme Nev..·s Editor The goal of the Presidential Summit for think no one believes in you, I believe in PHILADELPHIA- Yesterday, Gov. America' s Future is to have two million you,"' Carper said. Thomas R. Carper gathered at Independence mentors for young children by the year 2000 Clinton said both the Department of Mall with the President and Vice President of -"'Two Million by 2000." Defense and the Deparnnent of Transportation Federal dept. the United States, two former Presidents and Delaware already has a head start. Carper have pledged to mentor, tutor and teach one the United States' strongest leader in the has been mentoring children every week at million children, and help them learn to read Persian Gulf War, to officially issue a state-wide elementary schools. "Small independently by the third grade. declaration to helping America's at-risk youth. miracles are happening in our schools," Carper '"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness,' With Secret Service sharpshooters said. are wonderful words to live by, but you cannot calls for new protecting them and bullet-proof glass Delaware's goal is to have 10,000 mentors understand them if you cannot read them," surrounding them, leaders and former leaders by September of 1998 so there will be one President George Bush said. of the United States pledged their loyalty to mentor for every I 0 children. Currently 5,000 The child is not the only person who volunteerism, focusing on children. mentors have been recruited. benefits from a mentoring and teaching ''There will never be a time when we need "A true mentor is someone who can say to relationship, the mentor benefits too, Nancy step in policy citizen service more than we do today," a child, 'Even if you believe no one cares Reagan said. President Bill Clinton said. "Our children must about you, I care. If you think no one thinks BY MARK E. JOLLY university agreed to enact these see SUMMIT page A2 Editorial Editor changes. The Department of Education is The administration will propose requiring the university to work that the Faculty Senate amend the with the Faculty Senate to create an formal redress procedure, which intermediary step in one of the uses the Senate's Faculty Welfare complaint procedures and to add and Privileges Committee as a specific time limits to different hearing board for complaints. stages of sexual harassment The proposed changes would investigations. have the committee recommend a The directives come after a five­ verdict and correctional action to a Police charge local towing co. and-a-half-month federal vice provost, instead of the current investigation into the university's practice of making BY MOSIK. PLATT the warrants today so that an The ordinance passed by the City upon towing specific vehicles. Slaff Reponer procedures for handling faculty recommendations directly to the arraignment can take place Council in January, No. 97-2, added a • Having no sign posted at the sexual harassment allegations. The provost. Under the new procedures, Newark Police prepared two Wednesday morning. new subsection 127. I to Article entrance to the parking lot. education department did not rule the vice provost's decision could warrants April 23 stating the Freshman Sylvester Marchman XVIII, Towing and Impounding American Towing supervisor the procedures were against Title then be appealed by the American Towing and Recovery Co. organized a petition via e-mail April Vehicles Generally. Charlie Mooney addressed each of the IX provisions of the Education complainants to the provost. violated a c ity ordinance when it 21 calling for the reimbursement of Townsend said there is substantial violations: Amendments of 1972 because the towed cars from the Colorado Ski students because he believed the evidence suggesting the towing • Fee violations: "It' s been said by see POLICY page A 7 Company parking lot, Capt. Charles towing company violated the law. company violated the city's ordinance. some students [that we charged more Townsend said. Marchman said he wondered why The warrants accuse American than the maximum fee]," he said, "but The warrants allege 33 charges City Council did not contact him to Towing of the following: the fee' s posted on the sign." with various counts against the towing offer support. • Charging more than the maximum ·• Credit card violations: Wilmington company regarding the removal of 47 "If you enact laws," he said, "you fee stipulated in the ordinance. Trust did not program their register to cars from the lot April 9. should be making sure nobody' s • Not accepting credit cards. accept Visa cards, Mooney said. Townsend said he expects to issue breaking them." · • Untimely notification of the police see TOWING page A6 INDEX

A little earthquake shake,_rattle and roll Campus Calendar ...... A2 Police Reports ...... A2 World News ...... A3 Shaky ground is a regular Editorial ...... AS Comics ...... BS Classified ...... 86 occurrence in Delaware Sports ...... B8 ---Also inside: --- BY KEVIN WIDTE Richter scale. Copy £di10r In 1996, there were four earthquakes. Baxter said the roughts, two feet of snow and I 0 inches of rain are greatest number of earthquakes took place in 1973, when New labs ...... A2 D common sights seen as the seasons change in there were eight. Wavelength_s opens ...... A3 Delaware. "But many of those were aftershocks of a larger one that Author speaks ...... AS But earthquakes? happened on Feb. 28 with a magnitude of 3.6 on the Richter Men's tennis take America To the surprise of many, quakes and tremors are a scale," she said. East championship ...... B8 recurring event that can be felt throughout Delaware, said The April 15 shaker that reached 1.6 is considered to be Stefanie Baxter, a geologist at the Delaware Geological small in size and did not cause any structural damage to Survey, which is based at the university. buildings. In fact, earthquakes take place every couple of months in But just because a few structures didn't get rustled up, Delaware, Baxter said. In this year alone, Delaware has that doesn't mean that people around the area didn't realize experienced two earthquakes already. that they were suddenly standing on somewhat shaky The fltSt quake occurred Jan. 28 and the most recent ground. THE REVIEW I Bob WeiU trembler took place April 15. Both of these quakes were According to Baxter, ''The quake made a booming sound FLEx IT! As part of Greek Week, sororities and small - the April earthquake registered a 1.6 on the see EARmQUAKES page A 7 fraternities competed in Sunday's ''Looking Fit." A2. THE REVIEW • April 29, 1997 Delaware schools receive grant to help poor Colonial approaches. $17 million will be allocated next year to the state's 19 school district Funding at Red Clay also programs, support s tutoring and mentoring like Project programs like "HOSTS" (Help One districts, announced Sen. Joseph R. Eiden Jr. Wednesday Success , To Succeed) where adults from the incorporate community tutor students one-on­ BY LISA DUSZAK release. " We mu st build up our Dr. Ric hard Bulls, Director of scores, along with teacher and parent reading, one, she said. Stu.Jf Reporter education system, not tear it down Federal Programs at the C hristina recommendations, place 80 to 85 w ri l i n g, New Castle County Yo-Tech Delaware's 19 school districts and underfund it. School District, explained the state children at each school into "Title I speaking, School Distri ct currently provides will receive a 12.3 percent increase " I am pleased the increasing allocates fu nds to each district based R eadi ng and Math Enrichment listening two instructors that support students in federal funding to help students needs of Delaware's disadvantaged on which children receive the "free Programs'' that supplement their BIDEN and viewing who need help in reading and math, from low socio-econo mi c children are being recognized with and reduced lunch" program, a regular schooling. skills for said Dr. Vicki Gehrt, Director of backgrounds, Sen. Joseph R. Biden th e additi onal federal funds I am service that grants reduced lunch Although no schools have been students in third through fifth grade Instru cti o nal Services. Technology Jr., D-Del., announced Wednesday. announcing today." prices to children of poverty-level officially informed of the increase. by reading literature and practicing software is also implemented to give Seventeen million dollars will be Each district receives the funding families. most plan to continue and enhance phonics, Wright said. students additi onal help outside of allocated to the districts for the under the Title I program, a federal The number of st udents existing programs, said Dr. Mary A lexis Gordon, supervisor of the classroom. 1997-98 school year, said Claire program that "focuses on determines the overall poverty level Wright, supervisor of the learning Title I in the Red Clay School According to B iden ' s office, DeMatteis, Biden' s press secretary. instructional activities for those kids of the district. division of the Colon ial School District, said Red Clay plans to Delaware received one of the larger "I fought hard against attempts to who are at the greatest [academic] Once the schools secure the District. continue programs such as "Reading fund increases of any state. Ten abolish the Department of Education ri sk because of socio-economic money, Bull sai d, students qualify "We focus on remedial and Success from the Start," wh ich other states, including Wyoming and and cut school fu nds last year factors,'' said M argaret Aiken, for the e nrichment programs en ri chment language arts programs ensures that kids can read well by Connecticut, also received increases, because that sends exactly the wrong Personnel Officer the Department of according to academic need. for kindergarten through fifth the third grade by re-training DeMatteis said. message,'' Biden said in a press Public Instruction. In Christina School District, test grade," Wright said instructors in their teaching Design plans on DuPont Co. donates $50,000 hold for DuPont for new lab and technology research labs BY JAMES JANVIER stages of development to take place. BY R. RYAN KOPKO them and improve on their presentation of programs or technology wi thin the college, StaffRetun1t! r DELDOT spokesman Allan Davis Stajf Reporra the product or idea. while other gifts have been used to attract a Initial design pla ns fo r a new said every preli minary plan must meet The College of Business and Economics Jon Sawyer, a n assistant professor of specific speaker or faculty member to DuPont research laboratory to be bui It the requirements of a traffic impact received a $50,000 donation from the business management said, "During a recent campus. she said. on Elkton Road have been put on hold study, which is prepared and provided DuPont Co. to build a new laboratory in the project it was necessary to lug cameras and Roselle said in a press release, ''Some of until the plans are submitted for by the Department of Transportation. basement of Purnell Hall , President David P. equipment around in order to videotape the the natio n 's leading marketing and approval by the Delaware Department " Once a company's plan is Roselle announced Thursday. session." He added this often "compromises management researchers are based in of Transportation. submitted," Davis said, "we respond Currently, students and faculty conducting the rigor of research." Delaware , within our College of Business The Stine-Haskell Laboratoy. to what we feel is necessary in order to marketing research sometimes have to look Sawyer said focus groups are an important and Economics. Through the generosity of whi ch will cover 160.000 sq uare feet maintain a steady level of service to outside the university for reso urces , said as pect of conducting research. He added the the DuPont Co. that research capability will of land, will eventually be built in both the company and the people in Dana Johnso n. dean of the college. groups help researchers by offering receive th e national recognition it deserves.'' order to provide a research base for the general." However, the new lab will make all of the information concerning a potential market He added, "The DuPont Co. gift will allow Newark area. Dmitri Frangiadis, owner of video o r audio e quipment avai lable at one area for a new product or idea. us to expand and enhance business research, 'The new laboratory wi II be based Bancroft Construction Company, is locati o n to e liminate the c urrent resource " After presenting this idea to the focus giving graduates a leg up on the competition solely o n agricultural research,'' heading the plans for development. He problems. group, the reactions it receives are cri ti cal in and resulting in greater interaction between DuPont spokesperson Ri ck Straitman said that the construction period wi II The 2,000 sq uare-foot DuPont Marketing furt her developing the idea," he said. business faculty and local executives.'' said. "Newark has had an agricultural most likely take two years, and that and Organizational Sciences Laboratory will Johnso n said researchers and students wi ll The labora tory is the lates t of many presence for many years now, and this there are hopes for occupancy by the feature multimedia tec hno logies for also be able to access the Internet through improvements now under way in the College is why the DuPont Company is end of 1999. videotaping focu s g roups as well as computer terminals in the lab equipped with of Business and Economics. Extensive providing a base for research. "The main footprint of land has individual and team perform ances, Johnson the campus network, U-Discover' renovations to Purnell Hall s hou ld b e "Our mam target is the been outlined for construction, but we said. The DuPont company's donation is not the completed next s pring and by fal l 1997, a consolidating of agricultural products. are st ill unsure of the design pattern The focus groups are made up of a sample first gift to the College of Business a nd second story bridge will connect Purnell Hall Once the plans are authorized and fo r the building," Frangiadis said. population of people who act as a test Economics, but it is certainly the largest th ey with MBNA America Hall. fully funded, we hope to break ground Frangiadis added that the building audience for a new product or idea. These received, John son said. in the fall." is most likely to include two generous­ sessions are videotaped so student s can view Some do nations have supported various Before the lab can be built, the sized win gs for additional research plans must he reviewed and approved space. by DELDOT in o rder for the next Straitman said part of the plans include an administrative headquarters for the Newark branch, but all of the ideas remain as preliminary and nothing has been conflfllled . Summit draws presidents, volunteers, protesters The initi al plans have been approved by the New Castle County's continued from page A I a nd " Volunteerism ts Forced paintbrushes and brooms and cleani ng Subdivision Advisory Comminee, and Servitude." up the streets and vandalized buildings. are currently being viewed by Pennoni .. ln my expenen>;t- l 've always But the swarms of protesters did not They even began building a Associates, who are the consultants to found that when I give, I receive deter the posi tive attitudes of Summit playground. the sight design. tenfold,'' Reagan said. participants. "Kids need a place where they can Pennoni Associates President Vince Former President Gerald Ford "We are not going to fail ," just be kids, to play without looking Pennoni said that his company is the agreed. "You can have a tremendous Philadelphia Mayor Ed Rendell said. over their shoulders all the time,'' said chi ef consultants for the design of the impact on you ng children and benefit "On Wednesday, after all the hoopla is Carter, who has often been labeled as new lab. from the challenge of being a mentor," over, we wi II go home and work, the most volunteering president. "It is a state requirement that the Ford said. implement our plans, set up local Philadelphia was chosen as the host laboratory plans must pass through us The purpose of the ceremony at summits and use them as a springboard city for the Summit because of its rich and through the county's advisory Independence Hall was to provide for volunteerism.'' tradition of volunteerism, according to committee in order to gain access to a incentive for individual state plans Carper also was not affected by the Rendell. In 1776 the Declaration of traffic st ud y by the Department of centered around volunteerism. Later in existing cynicism. "It's true people Independence was signed here and Transportation," he said. the day, states formed "breakout may not believe what we say. but it's Germantown Ave. served a stop on the Davis said the traffic impact study sessions'' with chosen delegates to also true they will believe what we Underground Railroad - an escape is based on the prevention of increased design a game-plan for volunteerism do," he said. route for slaves. traffic due to construction. and to possibly plan local summits. "It's not how high we jump up and "Philadelphia is the house where It is necessary, he said. to maintain a ''We are here to share our best ideas, down, it's what we do when we hit the America was born," Clinton said. "We steady flow of traffic while avoiding to steal them. to loan them and to find ground." have succeeded in these past 200 years the possibilities of creating more out what works best," Carper said. On Sunday, they hit the ground by in beginning to form a more perfect problems for transportation. Groups of protesters lined the streets cleani ng up Germantown Ave .. which union through our bri lliant enterprise "We also uggest improvements to opposing volunteerism, calling the cuts through many Philadelphia system and effective evolving the plan," he said . "Once the plan is Summit a facade or a publicity event residential neighborhoods. government at every level. accepted, the company has privileged that really will not do anything past the Clin ton, Vice President AI Gore, "But it is the ci ti zens who ha ve access to carry out their plans.'' three days of official events. Some Gen. Colin Powell, President Jimmy found ways to move our country THE REVIEW I John Chabalko Davis added that the companies also signs went so far as to say Carter and others joined residents in forward. Citizen service is the story of President Clinton addresses the crowd assembled Sunday morning must submit their proposals for any "Volunteerism is Worse Than Slavery" rolling up their sleeves. grabbing our more perfect union:· in the Marcus Foster Stadium on Germantown Avenue_ kind of landscaping or tree removal. CAMPUS CALENDAR

The women's lacrosse team will information call 831-263 1. take on Lehigh today on the Police Reports In addition, Greek Week is having Delaware Field off of Chestnut Hill a swimming competition o n Road at the Nelson Ath letic Thursday night at 7:30 p.m. at th e Complex. For ticket information call Carpenter Sports Building. HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCE Police said. . said. UDI-HENS. On Thursday ni ght, the Harrington SCARE The grease fire caused only smoke The victim's car, which was Check out who will be crowned Theatre Arts Company will be A flammable gas detecto r alarm damage to the room. Flatley said. damaged in several areas from the Greek God or Greek Goddess putting on the play "Joseph and the malfunctioned in an unoccupied room impact of the other car and the tonight at 7 p.m . in the Carpenter Amazing ,Technicolor Dreamcoat." in Spencer Lab Saturday afternoon, UNI-ROBBERS shotgun pellets, is owned by Sports Building Back Gym. For more It wi ll begin at 8 and will be held in Capt. James Flatley of University Two unknown suspects robbed the Enterprise Leasing of Philadelphia, information call 83 1-2631. Pearson Hall. Admission is $7 for the Police said. cashier at the Uni-Mart converrience located in Newark Shopping Center. Break out the popcorn tonight and public and $5 for students. For more The building was evacuated after store on South College Ave. watch a couple flicks on SLTV -49 information call 837-1767. the safety division and the fire board Thursday night, Newark Police said. SIDEWALK SCUFFLE that will definitely please the crowd. On Friday night at 6 p.m ., Greek were notified. Flatley said, but no One of the suspects was armed A 22-year-old Wilmington man At 4 and 10 p.m. the award winning Week will be having· the airband substances were found. with a knife and was described as a was arrested for disorderly conduct black male, five-foot-six-inches, with drama " Philadelphia" wi II be competition at the Carpenter Sport s on East Cleveland Ave. Sunday FIREWORKS FESTIVAL bad teeth. The other suspect was shown. In addition, the hilarious morning, Newark Police said. Building Back gym . For more An unknown suspect set off described as a black male, five-foot­ comedy "Happy Gilmore" can be information call 831-2631 . MichaelS. Protokowicz had been firecrackers in Sussex Hall Saturday six-inches, and unarmed, police said. involved in a fig ht to which the seen at midnight. The Lesbian, Gay and Bi sexual morning, Capt. James Flatley of An undisclosed amount of cash officer was responding. He was fo und On Wednesday , the Delaware Student Union will be throwing an University Police said. was stolen from the store, police said . intoxicated and unruly although the baseball team will play Rutgers at 3 alternative dance party at Club 814 The firecrackers sounded the fire fight had ended, poli ce said. p.m. at the Nelson Athletic Complex, in Wilmington on Friday night. It alarm at 2:09 a.m. and caused $50 in GUN SHOTS FIRED AT CAR After the officer asked him to Delaware Diamond. For ticket will run from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. and damage,.Fiatley said. Two Newark males were arrested leave, Protokowicz yelled profanities information call UDl-HENS. admission is $3. For mo re Sunday night after they had rammed approximately six to ten times, at From 6 to 9 p.m. on Wednesday, information call 831-8066. GREASE SPARKS FIRE another car with theirs and fired a which point the officer arrested him, come cool off your taste buds at an On Saturday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Grease from a frying pan sparked a shotgun at it , Newark Police said. police said. ice cream social sponsored by the a kids' conference will be held to fire Saturday afternoon in a Adam D. Dehart, 21, and Brian Center for Black Culture. For more give children the o pportunity to Christiana Tower East apartment, Brown, 24, caused $3,000 in dama!!es -compiled by Laura Overturf information call 831-2991. develop leadership skills as well as to Capt. James Flatley of University to the victim's 1986 Mercury, poli~e Greek Week is having an arm teach children about important wrestling tournament at the community issues. It will be held in Multipurpose Room of the Trabant duPont Elementary School. For more University Center at 7 p.m. on information call 831-8544. Wednesday night. Fo r more -compiled bY.Adam Sloane

l I April29, 1997 . THE REVIEW. A3 Supreme Court set precedent for Title IX in 1972 Equality required in athletic funding

BY JENN DISALVATORE money to participation In the disadvantaged the student body and athletic participation, end of the 1995-96 school year. News Feawres Ed11or gender. she said. Progress with compliance is taken Pan of the certification report presented Affirmative action scored a major "The university has long been into consideration. to the NCAA committee included a Gender victory April 21 when the U.S. Supreme progressing toward compliance," she said. At a school where half the student body Equity Plan that was published at the Court let stand a previous lower court "We are not waiting to see what everyone is female, female athletics should receive beginning of the 1996 academic year. PRESIDENT LAUNCHES VOLUNTEERISM ruling requiring colleges and universities to else is doing. If student activity is high in a half the money delegated to the athletics "Everything for the plan to proceed was SUMMIT provide equal opportunities for male and sport we will provide the funds." department. in place at the beginning of the 1996 school female athletes. The Supreme Court case began in 1991 Senior Rebecca Wolf, co-captain of the year," she said, "and will be implemented PHILADELPHIA- President Clinton Title IX, a law pro hibitin.g gender when Brown University stopped supporting field hockey team, agrees and said the over the next five years." launched a celebrjty-packed three-day summit o n discrimination in educational activities, has the female gymnas ti cs and volleyball universit y is continually working towards The plan was developed to better the volunteerism Sun ay by announ ci ng some small been on the books si nce 1972, said Mary teams. The pl ayers filed suit against the equality. · university's commitment towards gender federal initiative and emphasizing that, in a Ann Hitchens, associate director of the school, and won. "The university has and still is and minori ty equality and student athlete time of tight bud ets, the primary responsibility uni versity's Inte rcoll egiate Athletics A Boston appellate court ruled that not improving upon equality among athletics." welfare, Hitchens said. for solving the p o blems plaguing the nation's Program. only was Brown to restore the women's Wolf said. 'The athletics department has its According to softball coach Bonnie youth lies big g ernment. However, she said. it was not until 1992 teams. but athletic opportunities for women own ti e r system within which money Ferguson, female athleti c teams are in a In seeking to ap the goodwill of the American that student athletes could claim monetary had to increase - even if male athletic delegations are determined. better si tuation at the uni versity than at people, Clinton mbraced a typically Republican damages by filing non-compliance reports. teams were to suffer a loss. "I do not feel that the [field hockey] most other institutions. private-secto r a proach to solving social " If female athletes are not receiving 'The decision made on Monday clarified team has lost out on anything because we "The administration, fro m the president problems at at me of public disillusionment equitable funds, something can be done: · the interpretation of Title IX," said Cindy are female." o n down, has been working toward with the Dem rats' traditional resort to the she said. "Monetary damages can be Mazda, assistan t commissioner of the Hitchens sai d the university has taken it equality, making a vali ant effort to get government. awarded to athletes filing charges against Atlantic I 0 conference. "This law has upon themselves to further improve upon there." Ferguson said. ''I'm here b cause I want to redefine the colleges and universi ties not complyin g greatly increased th e o pportunities for compliance with Title IX. Field hockey coach Carol Miller said, meaning of c · izens hip in America," Clinton said with Title IX." women in sports." Last year the university went through an ''The Gender Equality Plan shows future during a rail of several thousand peo ple at a The big issue. Hitchens said, is equating The ruling obli gates colleges a nd NCAA certification process. she said. The implementation of commitment from the s tadium in a raffiti-ridden nei!!hborhood in the a thl etic expenditures and sc ho larship. universi ti es to have equi valence between year-long se lf-study was completed at the u ni versit y." City of Brot e rl y Love. ~ " If you're s ked in schoo l, ' What d oes it mean to be a goo c itizen?' I want the answer to be: ' ... Y o u h a to o bey the law, you've got to go to w o rk o r be n school , you've got to pay your taxes and o h, yes - you have to serve your In a very communit to make it a better place." H owevv, community activists at the event, as well as rrp.ny policy analysts and experienced c harity organizers, warned that while developing a massi corps o f volunteers was a n important SMART part of aldressing the dire social pro blems of the na ti o n'syouth, volunteers alone could not do the job. The tve stated goals o f the summit were to move, final provid~ children who live in communities such as o rlh Philadelphia with safe places to learn a nd grow, o ngoi ng relationships with adult mentors, healthy starts to their lives, marketable s kills thwugh education and a chance to repay training society by participating in community service themselv ~ s. But some part;cipants worried that the seriousness of tl1e problems would be los t in the summit hoopla. ' finishes

BY KIMBERLY MICHALEK SEPARATIST/IN TEXAS TAKES TWO TH E REVIEW I Josh Withers Staff Reporter HOSTAGES I Wavelengths, owned by Lesa and Vicki Herron, opened for business Friday. With 34 hours of intensive trainin!! behind th em 18 stude nt and resident volunteers ~f the Studen; AUSTIN, T xas- Fo r months, Richard Mediation Action and Response Team are finall y M c Laren, the elf-described ambassador of a certified and able to he lp solve stud ent-resident ' separatist gr pin remote southwest Texas. has conflicts. vowed that a thorities will never arrest him Newark sisters stylin' SMART members received certificates to become a live. Sund , McLaren was holding two people assistant mediators in an advanced training session hostage afte he e ngaged in an armed s tandoff Sunday, said Nancy Geist-Giacomini. assistant dean with s he ri f deputies and o ther authorities, of students. ''All they' re lacking now is experience," wounding e man. she said . The s tan off began at II :52 a.m. at the with new beauty salon The Delaware Under.graduate Student Congress, m ountai n ' mbassy" of the Republic of Texas, Dean o f Student's Office, Office of Confl ict and near Fort avis, a small to wn of I ,200 in o ne of BY SARA SAXBY needed before the salon could open. Besides pffering sa lon services and Resolution and ~e ci ty of Newark combined efforts the most i o late d parts o f the country, said CopY Editor " W e went to N e w Yo rk to go pro ducts. Lesa and Vicki want to develop and organi ze SMART. created to help Sherry G en, a s po keswo man for the Texas A new full-service salon a nd salon-hopping to see the use of space W avelengths to be a source of ease re lations between students and residents without Departm t of Public Safety. More than two separate barber shop opened Monday since rent there is so expensive. We education and community service. in volvi ng the po li ce, Geist-Giacomini said. dozen T as officers were sent to the scene. in the former warehouse next to the didn't want it to look like a typical Lesa sai d they want to stress ''It is an informal way of resolving confli ct. " said M cLa n, 43, who was wanted for failing to East End Cafe. beauty salon:· Lesa said . continuing education for their stylists, M eg ha n Fo s ter, DUS C member a nd SMART a December federal court hearing The new business, Wavelengths, Fo r example , there is a room w ho will regul arly have to meet organi zer. 0> his filing o f bogus liens against Texas located at 280 E. Main St. , is the joint specificall y for pedicures modeled education requirements and will be "Anyone who li ves off campus' kn ows there is an owne rs, told a San Antonio radio endeavor o f Newark residents Lesa after one the sisters saw at a Chane! encouraged to create portfolios of their us-versus-them me ntality between st ud e nts a nd station e was ho lding the hostages because of and Vicki Herron. Salon. The shop also has separate work. She a lso said they want to residents and fines are not goi ng to be the answer," the re nt " kidnapping" by po li ce of two The sisters held a grand opening rooms in the back for tanning, facials participate in volunteer work and cited Foster said. Repu tc o f Texas members. reception Friday evening to show off and massages. The manicure area and uni versity student fashion shows as an Sunday's session involved role playing and a In on-air interview with radio s tation their new busi ness. More than 250 the hair styli sts' stations are in th e example of where their services could review of the mediation process learned in the WOA , McLaren dema nde d the release of JoAnn family , fri ends and clients, along with middle. and each styli st's custom­ be used. previous training sessions, said SMART vo lunteer Cana Turner, a group member who was the new employees, attended the made station is separated by a The Herron famil y has li ved in Jessica Krumerm an, a fre shman. din Austin las t week o n two contempt event. Heather Reed, a manic urist. partition to create a more personal Newark for 25 years. Lesa graduated Twenty-six volunteers received the first certificate s connected to the bogu liens a nd is said she is excited to stan working for atmosphere. fro m the ~niversity six years ago with after 28 ho urs of basic trai ning in the six-ste p held in lieu of $25,000 bond , and an Wavelengths. After all of the intetior renovations a degree in fashion merchandising and mediation method. Geist-G iacomini said. The eight unn e d m ember who he said was arrested Competition with oth er salons in were complete, Lesa a nd Vicki got a job with Clinique right out of partic ipant s who did not receive advanced training Sun y m orning after pol ice stopped him and the area does not seem to be a major decided, with th e help of an interior­ school. She started out as a counter Sunday can still support SMART, she said . but they foun two assault weapo ns in his van. He said he concern for the new business: many of designer friend. to decorate with a manager and worked her way up to can not mediate until they receive this certificati on. had eard gunfire near the embassy, but it was the clients who came to the reception neutral color scheme and have flowers become the accoun t coordi nator for One of the speakers. Mark Sisk, an att orn ey for unci ar Sunday night who had fired the shots. said th at they will follow their stylist a nd plan ts througho ut the store. the Tri-State area. DUSC spoke about ethics. liability and the law. Mj Laren a lso said he w o uld no t end the wherever she goes. Leo nard Staphen. o wner of LS Vicki we nt to Shilling Douglas on Geist-Giacomini said . s tanrlo ff until authorities " a!!ree to a referendum "I feel we' ll have a lot of word-of­ Construction - who did all of the Am stel Avenue to become a ha ir Some of th e ski ll s Krume rm an said she gained to a Dow Texas to vote o n th~ independence mouth adverti sing. whi ch is the best interior work - said he "marvels at stylist and graduated in 1992. From over the course of the trai ning sessions were how to issue.'' Th] Republic of Texas movement was kind,'' Lesa said . how they changed a warehouse into a th ere she moved on to Headlines, a be a good li stener and how to eliminate biases. founded or the be I ief that T exas was i !legall y On M ond ay, Lesa said she was beauti fu l hair salon.'' salon now located in the Main Street "You can apply t he values to your own life." annexed a state in 1845, and McLaren has excited about the way busin ess was In addition to the salon, there is a Galleria. where she has worked unti I Krumerman said . She said she volunteered because lo ng vo w d he would never stop his "computer going so far. She said they had over separate barber shop in the back. Lesa the recent opening of Wavelengths. she is interested in th e medi ati o n aspects of law. and pape warfare" until the issue was put to a I 00 appointments before the salon said they added thi s on so men don' t Not surpri singly, Mi chelle Hen·on, '·When I was little I used to love to he lp people out .'' vote. even opened, and she said business have to get their hair cut in the more Vicki and Lesa's mother. is also a hair she said. In the adio interview, McLaren said he had will get even better after last Friday's feminine atmosph e re commo nl y styli st. Freshm an Bryan Weber said the training session taken ho tage a couple he identified as Joe and reception. associated wi th salons. and the barber " Long ago. I always th o ught it improved hi s organizati onal skill . M .A. R e , a husband and wife who head a Vicki said they chose the Mai n w ho works there is in c harge of would be neat if the two sisters could Vol unteers have also benefited from the training erty owners' associa tion with which Street location because there is plenty de.:orating to create a more man­ come together with thei r separate sessions on a more personal level. "We've become a has had a long feud. Joe R owe was of free parking, an important feature fri endly ambiance. talents and make a salon.·· very tight group." junior Steven Feder said . in the incident, according to Texas they want to offer to their customers. There is also a boutique in the front Michelle Herron said she was out Even though he was only recently trained, Feder ut it was unclear whether he had been Lesa said she hopes they will attract of the store near the reception area of town when the sisters made their has a lready made use of hi s skills. He said he he shoulder or was injured by flying student clients since they are close to where items such as flowered hats and decision, and when she returned it was attended a party at a fraternity ho use when an the university. evening bags are for sale . Lesa pl ans a done deal. incident occurred between residents of the house and ren told the station he considers the The building housing the salon was to sell unique items in the boutique " The girls told me they had a student at the party. Rowe FBI informers and that, guided by the originally a warehouse, so a that cannot already be found on Main discussed it wit h their dad and decided "There was a gentleman who was very inebriated rules f the Geneva Convention, he would not substantial amount of work was Street. to venture out on their own:· and he was starting to cause problems with orne injur them. people in the house," he said. "I made sure both sides understood each other and the guy left vol untarily. Everyone was happy.'' EA ART ANNIVERSARY FLIER PASSES Residents of the house really appreciated the HA FWAY MARK 'Ellen' to air, even in Birmingham intervention, he said. "I really did learn I was able to get people to understand each other's point of view," lot Linda Finch, who is flying around the BY JENN DISAL VA TORE informal gathering to celebrate and " I think this is a wonderful he said. d to mark the 60th anniversary of Amelia News Femurt:s Editor Because SMART will not be active as a group art's last flight , passed the mileage halfway support DeGeneres com in!! out. example, and it says a lot about the The wait will finally be over until the summer or fall, Geist-Giacomini said, the po t during Sunday's leg from Karachi , "This is a significa;t event,'' telev ision industry," Keifer said. "I Wednesday night when Ellen Keifer said. ''Ellen will be the first also think it is stupid that some most important thing now is to promote the name in P istan, to Calcutta, India. DeGeneres, and her character Ellen advertisers are pulling their ads from the community. Volunteers are optimistic about the inch, her co-pilot a nd passengers o n a homosexual central character on Morgan, will come out of the closet their time slots.'' JC Penny is one future success of SMART.• panion plane have put 14,298 nautical miles prime-time television:· on the much anticipated prime-time such company. "They ' re very committed to moving SMART ind them and have 12,517 to go. The flight's Medwick said , "Ellen's coming­ television show. out episode will be the first realist Medwick said he does not expect forward," she said. s rting poi nt was Oakland, Calif. The episode will air Wednesday step-by-step process the nation will any protesting or problems from the The group plans to advertise through store owners In terms of days e lapsed, however, the crew night at 9 p.m. on every ABC witness. campus community. and explore the possibility of writing a weekly h1s completed about 60 percent of the trip channel, except its affiliate in "People will see what it' s actually "I tend to see th is campus as advice col umn for The Review, Krumerman said. (assuming Finch returns to Oakland May 26, as Birmingham, Ala., said Peter like,'' he said. '·I think the media rather mature and tolerant," he said. Next year SMART will form a campus club now tlanned). The flight began March 17. Medwick, graduating coordinator for focus will cause viewers to watch "The uni versity's attitude seems to dedicated to working on strategies for mediation. Inducting an extended layover in Miami for the university's Office of Lesbian. and maybe even learn something." be 'live and let live."' discussing new ideas and going to conferences, repai , the crew has been in the air for 42 days. Gay and Bisexual Concerns. Although drawing attention to the The LGBSU meeting is open to Feder said. Ther are 29 days to go, if there are no delays. The gay community in issue is certainly important. the public. Medwick said. After schedules are coordinated, members will Birmingham had to organize a Medwick said he thinks there is The gathering, sponsored by the decide when to mediate, which will take place at a -compiled from the Washington Post/ Los gathering and have the program aired media over-kill of Wednesday LGBSU and the Office of Lesbian. neutral site agreed upon by each o f the disputant , Ang4es Times news service by Denise Mal/hews via satellite, Medwick said. night's program. Gay and Bisexual Concerns, will be Krumerman said. , Like Bi rmingham. the Keifer said the LGBSU be11:an held in room 206 of the Trabant The SMART hotline is 831-3377. The number is university's Lesbian_, Gay, Bisexual ·planning the informal engagen{'ent University Center. Festivities wi ll active now, Geist-Giaco mini said: and either a Student Union is hosting its own when they heard about the upcoming begin at 8:30 p.m. and will last until volunteer or voice mail is avai lable to take a call at event Wednesday evening as an event. I 0:30p.m. any time.

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BY CATHERINE CHA G inspired the dancers midway through Wright. the event was a complete Stuff Rt:t}(Jner the marathon. reminding them of the success, raising close to $9.000. Colorful banners, streamers and people they were helping. "It went a lot better than we ever balloons surrounded the dimly lit back 'The kids have been extraordinary. expected and we raised a lot of gym of the Bob Carpenter Sports They have pulled together and have money,'' Wright said. Building Friday night where the first­ shown a real sense of community," Sunday' s " Looking Fit'' annual Dance Marathon got underway. said Wear, a former cancer patient at competition was the second event of With music blaring, 80 students the Wilmington Wellness center. "It's Greek Week. Out on Harringto n entered the dance floor to start off their so great to be a part of an evem so ful l Beach. buff bodies took the stage and 24-hour journey that s panned into of spirit and energy.'' strutted their stuff to a c ro wd of Saturday which marked the start of Pam Clarke of Alpha Chi Omega screaming supporters. Greek Week. sorority said, "This is a new and Twenty-two people. one from each All dancers had to stay standing for exciting kickoff to Greek games." of the II sororities and II fraternities. the entire time. said Katie Musier. a The entire event was sponsored by showed off their bodies to try and earn co-coordinator of the Dance Marathon. faculty members, Greek life and 13 points for the ir Greek organization. The event is a 24-hour fund raiser. corporate sponsors. Some donated Dean of Students Timothy F. Brooks. Musier said. '"A ll the money we raise food, beverages and shirts, while admissions counselor Christine will go toward the Wellness others gave money. Lawson and track coach Jim Fischer Community, which deals with cancer­ During the night, supporters of the judged the event. patient counseling;· she said. dancers came in shifts to cheer them For the women, Sigma Kappa's Jonathan Rosenbloom, who is also on and keep them going. Vicki Gremmo pl aced first. followed a coordi nator, said the idea of the ·· r give [the dancers] so muc h by Sara h Knorr from Alpha Chi Dance Marath on came from a student c redit." said Robin Caterson. vice Omega. J osh Zuckerman from Pi group from Penn State University. presidem of the Panhellenic Council. Kappa Alpha took first for th e men , which is in the fifth year of a similar At the e nd, the overall feeling and second place was awarded to Eric event that lasts 48 hours. among the dancers was a need for Bauer of Alpha Tau Omega. During the night, local bands Burnt sleep and a shower. Throughout this week there will be Sienna and The Vibe tried their best to Scott Garrett of Sigma Nu fraternity several o the r events to encourage liven up the dancers. T ed Dwyer, a said, 'T m so exhausted. but it was competitio n and raise m oney for representative from Penn State who really fun. From 7 p.m. to 4 a. m. we charity, including the Greek God and coordinated tha t school's 48-ho ur partied hard. but especiall y at 6 a.m. Goddess competitions. arm wrestling. dance marathon. visited to give a pep people started to slow down a lot. The swimming. airband, and a volleyball talk and coach them on. most important thing was to just keep tournament. The closing events will THE REVIEW I Bob Weill Joe Wear. executive director of the movmg.'' cap the week off on Sunday. May 4. Vicki Gremmo, Sigma Kappa's competitor for Sunday's "Looking Fit" contest, won the Greek Wellness Community in Wilmington, According to finance chair Michelle Week event. One of the judges was Dean of Students Timothy F. Brooks. Best-selling author speaks out about coming out

BY MARK FITZGERALD of how straight peopl e perceive gender ro les by ignorant questions from people who don't rambling about "those faggots and queers:· he Stujj Retmrrer and we feel violated if this realm is invaded." in a homosexual relat ionship. know anything about homosexuality. said . b ut that s he actu a ll y thought The event. sponsored by the Lesbian Gay Revealing your homosexuality can have Marcus re plied that he was bo mba rded "We need to give [heterosexual] people a homosexuals are fri endly "collecti ve· · people Bi sex ua l Student Union and the c riminal beneficial effects on your professional and w ith w hat he thought at fi rst were stupid chance; we need to take ri sks." he told hi s on the whole. jus ti ce. sociology and political science personal livelihood. said the co-author o f Greg questi ons shortly after he came out 15 years predomin antl y gay audience. "Straight people '·I came o ut about 15 years ago. and thi ngs departments, was o ne of ma ny event s Louganis' biography in a speech Friday at the ago. don ' t know a ll the answers, and we can' t were much more difficult back then.'' Marcus scheduled to promote the universi ty's Gay­ Perkins Student Center. " Afte r a day or so of being asked who expect them to." ' said . ··sexuality is s uch a big issue in our Lesbian Awareness Month. Eric Marc us. the best-sell ing co-author o f plays the husband and who plays the wife ... Marcus a lso talked about hi s c lose culture. even today, that it's easy to be labeled Marcus is the be t-selling author of th e " Breaking the Surface." gave a speech to a Marcus said. '·J became really fru strated and relationship with hi s grandmother and how it as just gay and nothing else." bi ographies of both Olympic diving champion mixture of s tudents, pro fe ssors a nd to ld two fri ends of mine about it. helped him cope wi th the pressures of bei ng M arcus cited apprehension as the main Greg Lougani s and Rudi Galindo, the 1996 community members. "I asked them how ridicu lous they thought open about hi s own homosexuality. reason for most people keeping homosexuality U.S. figure skating champion. The s peech. '·J' ve Got a Sec re t That's it was. They turned red and said , 'No Eric, Indi viduals should never underestimate the a secret. M arcus majored in urban studies at Vassar Killing Me." began with Marcus asking how that reall y isn't a ridiculous question:·· ability of loved ones to understand a situation, "What keeps most people in the closet is Coll ege in Poughkeepsie, N.Y .. and received many audience members were homosexual. M a rc us sai d was surprised a t these he said. Be ing patient with people when fear ; fear o f losing the ir job, of being hi s masters degree at the Columbia University Partici pation was encouraged and unin hibited, questions because as a homosexual. he never revealing such a delicate secret is key, he ostracized and especiall y the fear of being Graduate School o f Journali s m . H e has as questi o n flew back and fort h between reall y tho ught of his relationships as being added. rejected by family, friends and society in written five other books and is also a former Marcus and the audience. shaped into male-female roles. He recounted how hi s Aunt Stella reacted general... he said . ··w e all have a private realm associate producer for both ·'Good Morn ing One audience member brought up the issue He warned his audience not to be offended to the movie '·Philadelph ia."' She began to some degree where we keep o ur secrets. America·· and ''CBS This Morning."'

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continued from page A I SL TV production manager Ricardo Ri vera concerns," Milway said. "The Review, WVUD Kathy's Candles & Crafts said that without any concrete information, it and SLTV want to be sure the un iversity is not Located Inside Main Street Galleria The first official mention of the board , was rext to impossible to discuss the ambiguous trying to exert any censorship control over th e 6" x 6" 3 Wick Come Check Us Out! 22 oz Jar however, was made two weeks ago in the Media "advisory board." student media. We just want to si t down and Convergence registration form sent to students Candles Candles "It would have been nice if we knew what the meet him face to face." Many Fragrances to 'working at the university' s newspaper. yearbook hell we were supposed to be talking about," Smith said Monday that he would be happy to .and television and radio stations. Choose From Rivera said. "All I know is [SLTV] has gotten meet with th e coll ect ive student media. ' 15 Hr. Votives "The letter we got said the conference will heat from the Board of Trustees for showing " I think what has happe ned to tri gger the Cake Candles explore the development of a board. but it didn't movies too early and actually broadcasting from issue, is th at when th e Trabant University Center Gifts & Crafts for Mom for $2.00 to $30.00 provide any detail s o r explain the board 's a unive rsity bathroom. was opened and Pe rkins Stude nt Center was purpose or structure," explained Leanne Milway, "Now they want to 'advise' us. That's scary." being restructured, Tarver was asked to work edito r in chief of The R eview. " I was During the final hour of the Student Media wi th all th e st udent media from a Student Life r::'91111!111.. 111l(lll!ll immediately suspicio us of what they planned for Convergence, parti cipants rejoined to express to perspecti ve,'' Smith said. ''The purpose of a n nyi:lu ~ Parking Service, Inc. ps because we hadn' t heard anything beforehand. Student Life, thro ugh Tarver, their opinions of a advisory board is not to contro l or infringe on We collectively decided to wait to see what possible advisory board. the media. There is no -advisory board and there ~oland Smith had to say.•· "The stude nts' decision was that a Student probably won't be one oth er th an those already NOW HIRING During his speech Saturday, Smith ex plained Media Advisory Board would not have a positive in existence. to students and faculty that he believes the effect," said David Alperson, general manager of "The Review has an advisory board made up ~ tudent media should be unfettered and vigorous. WVUD and a Convergence participant. "There is o f faculty in the journali sm department. WVUD PART TIME VALET PARKERS "But how best and to what means do we need no reason for it. The Review is over I 00 years has an advisory board," he continued. 'The only a media board?" he asked. " I don't know. o ld , WVUD is nearly 30 and we've done that media outl et that doesn' t is SLTV because it' s so CALL Perhaps the status quo is adequate." without any advisory board." new." Before leaving the conference immediately "What we did agree to was that the student Smith ex pl a in ed that Student Life will be afte r hi s s peec h , Sm it h did admi t that the medi a leaders need to meet more freq uently, but working with the communicati on department to convergence was intended to be a forum fo r to di scuss collective growth -not c reative establish an advisory board for SLTV that will 652-3022 discussion and would not decide whether a need content,'' he said. follow the model of the pre-existing boards for an advisory board exists. A lack of resolution from the Student Media employed by The Review and WVUD. Conference participants were divided into Convergence has prompted leaders of the student "It 's c lear that one single advisory board is three groups to discuss four topics. including media organizations to invite Smith to meet with not a workable alt ern ative in this environment," how an advisory board would affect student them to d iscuss the administration's intent in Smith said . media at the un iversity and who should serve on pursuing a media advisory board. that board. " We don ' t fee l like he addressed our Kathleen 1\l cyel·, "ice presidem of People w People Int'l, an 01·ga nizaton sponsoring a show called ''Dances with Go d s". featuring Indonesian Dance. J ohn P Cn·,·eling, author of "What Kind of Reception Will \ o ur Resume Eam:." plus a J·e prese ntati,·e fm n ·rowing company faces police charges career sen ·ices to discus resum es. ~--• continued from page A 1 favor of the city. Under that scenario. "I would have had my signs up 24 parking in the lot is a calculated risk. the petition serves as the primary hours before taking any cars out of the M ooney argued that there are American Towing does not accept document listing the names of people lot,'' he said . bigger problems in the city of Newark Discover or American Express. to be reimbursed. Mooney deemed the posting of the than the actions of his company. • otificati on violations. "[The police] Townsend said if student s w ho signs irrelevant and said the whole 'There are many other th ings that claim we' re supposed to notify them," signed the petition are award ed situation is rather trivial . Townsend and the city fathers should i:· w.."';• he said, "but when we call them they restitution, they will need a copy of " I have great respect for the be concerned about,'' he said . "In 20 rrL.-,. •7-" ·~. · ;:;, · ·~.. • i •\1-• ;::;-,. ~ .~\1 •\r"' •\1-I •\J.: \ •\i'-' don't know what to do. They ask us, their receipt. police," he said, "but they waste their years [we have) never had any 'What are you calling us for'l"' City councilman Gerald J. Grant, time on petty stuff." problems like this.'' • Sign violations. Vandals tore down District 6, said he supports student Grant said Mooney shou ld adhere :i _:g~ the sign at the entrance, Mooney said. reimbursement if American Towing is to the o rdinance, but added that but he replaced it April 18. found in violation of the ordinance. •'.. . The alderman's court will handle " If [t he st udents) were i !legall y the case and if found guilty . towed,'' he said, '·they shou ld be ;:;- Proudly Presents •'\! T ownsend said, the court wou ld reimbursed." • • impose fines ranging from $100 to Mooney said he does not believe :Harrington 7/ieatre .9l.rts Company $200 per car on American Towing. the violations will be over-turned. He :--- Townsend said the c it y would also also questioned Marchman's motives. presents 5lJufrew Lfoycf Webber's ... call for the reimbursement of students "Why should they be reimbursed?" ·f:· who had their cars removed from the he asked. "They illegally parked. •-'-,•• lot by American Towing. What if the shoe was on the other However, American Towing and foot'~ [Marchman] would be the first its lawyers expect no trouble from the one on the phone call ing Newark warrants, Mooney said. Police." 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This past Saturday, the can only serve to further the administration invited the university's interests, The members of the student Review believes it is even media to a convergence to more evident that this discuss the creation of a administration is concerned Student Media Advisory only with perpetuating itself Board. and has forgotten the reason True to administrative it exists: the students. form, the day they had If the administration constructed for staff intends to use the board not members of WVUD, just to advise but to perhaps Student Life Television and suggest stories for the The Review lacked focus, media to cover, the board and the speakers said little will have become a about the new board and destructive force. explained even less. The Review, WVUD and If Vice Pres ident for SLTV are not the UpDate. Student Life Roland Smith We are not the public really wanted to create a relations department. We forum for discussing the exist to challenge this proposed board, he would school on every level, the have explained exactly faculty, the students and, what the admini stration yes, even the proposed for the board -and admi ni stration . Without listened to what the student independent media, the media thought of the idea. potential for abuses on He did neither. every level of the university In the case of the community increases. vs. olia.th advisory board, however, Students need to know the normal administrative about the unpleasant parts tactics of confusion and of campus life at Delaware Letters to the Editor delay have no impact. as well as a ll the money Professors question publicly and clearly announces it potential s ubjects that may not fit consequences. Over 200 hate crimes Regardless of the specifics President Roselle has won c hanges the university's official neatly into a racial category. The against Muslims and Arabs, reported of an administrative us from this chemical giant sexual harassment policy statement to reflect it , a nd researchers would need to be very to have occurred in just the first three supervisory board for the or that. grants the Faculty and Welfare careful in selecting an experimental hours after the blast, were recorded by policies Committee the power it needs to fully set. Control groups would also be one organi zation alone. the Council media, regardless of its Can anyone argue that it's Investigate such complaints. needed. however the control groups on American-Islamic Relations. intentions, such not a good idea for women As I reported last Friday in The We therefore call upon Vice should also be diversified as much as The irresponsible comments made intermingling between the to know where people have Review, the University and the Office Pres ident Colm to answer two the experimental groups are. The last April 19 only brought to light the administration and the been attacked so they can of Civil Rights of the U. S. questions without equivocation: experimental variable s hould be deeper problem: much of the media is media can on ly be avo id those areas? Or Department of Education have come I ) Does the Faculty Welfare and narrowed down as much as possible. g uilty of us ing a serious double to an agreement, following a five-and­ unnecessary and damaging. should the media not cover Privileges Committee have the name A st udy to see with race is standard. People commit crimes every a-half month investigation by OCR of power as your office to investigate '·smarter'' is truly unethical. However. day, but it is usually only when they If the admi ni stration that because it would make the university's sexual harassment and resolve sexual harassment a study to see th e brain activity that happen to be of Arab descent or call merely wants to advise the the administration (and the procedures. The agreement, which complaints (as distinguished from occurs when a particular mathematical themsefves Muslim is their nationality media, it is insultin cr ·ts people making up the allows the university to retain federal hearing appeals)? problem is being worked on is a much or religion even mentioned, much less faculty and students. 11 - advisory board) look bad? funding, calls for changes in appeals And, if so, in particular, better study. The researcher must not considered a cause. three student organizations · Included in the handouts procedures and for the establishment 2) Does it have power of its own to all ow his o r her biases to taint the For example, we never hear that a of timelines for the resolution of can seek advice when members of The Review, exan1ine faculty files and do whatever research methods used. Cross-racial "Catholic terrorist'' or "Catholic complaints. We welcome both. else it finds necessary to fully research should not be feared; contra­ fundamentalist" shot an abortion­ needed from the faculty WVUD and SLTV received The bi g story, however, lies not in investigate such complaints? racial research is the enemy. Research clinic doctor. Not only would this most appropriate for their Saturday was a packet the terms of the agreement itself, but He hope the answer to both is a should not be done to see which race statement sound ridiculous to us (and concerns, and such a system comparing the news rather in a crucial but concealed clear "yes." is "better.'· rightly so). but no journalist would has worked w ith The coverage of the Robert concession that the university had to The need for ethics in science is dare to make such a remark in the first Review for years. Wood Johnson Foundation make in order to reach the public Linda S. Corifi·edson obvious. but it should not interfere place. Yet th is is exactly what the agreement. Our complaint against the Jan H. SliTs with the quest fo r knowledge. Those media does to Muslims. to insinuate that it has grant to curb binge drinking University stated I) that only the not is to label the at the university. In it, The Professors who use knowledge for ma licious When a person commits a crime, administration has the authority to purposes are responsible for their he should be blamed, not his entire journalism professors at this Review out right questioned investigate and resolve such Scientists not solely act ions. It is parallel to the NRA religion, race. or ethnicity. If university incompetent and the worth of the money, complaints and 2) that there are no s logan " Guns do not ki II people: journalists had done even a little untrustworthy, hardly an while editorials from The procedures that it must follow for responsible for ethics people kill people.'' Similarly. research in the bombing case, they effective way of bettering Newark Post, that bastion doing so. The first endangers knowledge does not kill people; would have realized how ridiculous impartiality and the second removes In the April 25th edition of the abusers of knowledge kill people. their assertions were. For example, the quality of media on of journalistic quality, and accountability in the adjudication campus. The News Journal Review, Anna White discussed the they would have discovered that not process. importance of e thi cal training for Ben St1ssan only doe Islam forbid such terrorism, An advisory board supported the idea The administration initially scienti sts. The idea that scientists l11nior but that the very word ·'Islam·· means • comprised of administrators completely. Would the challenged our second contention. But shou ld consider how their work will bsarrist@ udel.edu peace. would know little of the advisory board suggest to after Chairman of the Board of be used is com monly promo ted It is a shame that it took such a subject they would be The Review that our Trustees Andrew Kirkpatric finally among scholarly circles. Media bias, Muslims blatant mi stake to make much of conceded that it has no procedures, While ethical training is truly American media realize that it was trying to control and could editorial be more in keeping the admini stration switched grounds only serve to hamper the with its professional important. this avenue of thought is a and Oklahoma City guilty of stereotyping. I hope the and, now forced to deny that only it dangerous one. If the discovery of lesson doesn · t go forgotten. media's progress in colleagues? Would it has the power to investigate, began to chrom osomes and hereditary Abo ut a week ago. with the educating both the students suggest that we were c laim in February that complaints expression of phenotypes was stifled anniversary of the Oklahoma City Lina Hashem involved and the campus. wrong? could he brought through either the due to the potential raci sm it could bombing, American media made a Freshman The very idea of an All of these are Faculty Welfare and Privileges justify, our medical knowledge would point o f remembe ring the sorrow [email protected] committee or-the AAUP as well as advisory board is an affront hypothetical situations, be considerably less impressive than it caused by the explosion. However, through the admi nistration. is now. one aspect of the bombing, the biased Review Headline to the educational process; however. If we had This claim was very surprising. It Knowledge is neutral. There is no media coverage in its aftermath. students involved in the specifics, we would address is not o nl y unsupported by the knowledge that cannot be used for seemed to go completely forgotten. Inaccurate media can only learn them,butSmithhasthusfar university's written policy and destructive purposes. Those I remember the moment I was told responsibility and, to use refused to grace us with that procedures; it also contradicts Vice responsible for the invention of the about the bombing. My first reaction I appreciated Jeff Heckert's article Smith's favorite word, taste information. President Maxine Colm's explicit steel smelting process are not was shock and sadness. My second about my Apri l 25 lecture on statements over the years that only her responsible for the deaths caused by thought, as a Muslim. was ''Oh my "Japanese Americans and World War by testing the limits, by The Review would like to office handles such complaints: for being free to make mistakes invite Smith and leaders tanks. As for sheep cloning, it is very God, we' re going to be blamed for it.'' 2." Unfortunately, the headline example, " University policy requires possible th at this research can help And I was right. distorts my words. As Heckert and deal with the from WVUD and SLTV to that whenever there is an allegation of scientists understand the nature of Within hours after the blast, correctly reported, I said that the consequences. meet with us later th is week sex ua l h arass ment, my office many genetic diseases. A fear of comments were being made like this imprisonment of Japanese Americans Because the board is so for a real forum on the investigates the matter and take cloning is also unfounded since to one by so-called " terrorism expen·· was "the worst violation of civil rights blatantly against any type of issue, complete with details 'immediate and appropriate corrective truly clone a human. you would need Stephen Emerson on CBS Evening si nce slavery," which is not the sanie action!"' (letter to Blits, 1111 8/94). educational progress and about what is proposed. to clone the entire environment th at News: "This was done with the intent as saying that the camps were worse Yet, to limit the public terms of its this individual was raised in. This to inflict as many casualties as than slavery, as they headline agreement with OCR to what it could would mean cloning the entire world, possible. That is a Middle Eastern reported. I would appreciate a call small matters, the university had which is completely impossible. trait.'' Another example: several news prominently-placed correction. to stipulate in advance, upon OCR's The syphili s study Anna White shows displayed footage of the request, that complaints may indeed wrote about is a clear example of the bombed Murrah building and then Perer Feng be bro ught through the faculty importance of ethical training for immediately cut to a nd then Professor Welfare and Privileges committee, not scientists. The experiment al models immediately c ut to pictures of feng@ udel.edu just through the Vice President 's EDITORIAL BOARD used must be ethically scrutinized to Musli ms praying in Mecca, thereby ·t office. the smallest detail. When th ere is a accusing the entire religion. ! Mark J olly Editorial Editor The university's lawyer Jo hn chance that the result of the research Unfonunately. these incidents were Shawn Mitchell Assistant Editorial Editor Krampf made the concession in a will be used destructively. instead of far from being the only ones. The Leanne Milway Editor in Chief letter to Debra DeSantis, OCR's abandoning the project, the research comments made by some of the most Peter Bothum Executive Editor lawyer, on April 17 , the same day model and method must be examined influential and well-respected media Leo Shane I ll Copy Desk Chief Maxine Colm signed the agreement: even more closely. One example of personalities were blatantly prejudiced Rober t Armengol City News Editor "[a) facu lty member ... may initiate Scott Goss Senior Staff Reporter this is the research nobody wants to and extremely irresponsible. Also, Kelly Brosnahan Managing News Editor the Complaint Procedures [through do. sketches were released of two Robert Kalesse Entertainment Editor FW&P] without first having accessed A comparative study of the brain " Middle-Eastern-looking men ,'' J ill Cor tright Entertainment Editor the informal procedures [o f the Vice functions of different races in humans unofficially suspected simply because J ohn Chabalko Photography Editor President's office! for complaint could clearly be used to support job they (along wi th who knows how resolution provided by the Policy'' di sc rimination. However, this study many other people) happened to be The editorial board meets before each deadline to debate (Krampf to OCR, 4/ 17797). could also increase our knowledge of driving away from the city. One U.S. a topic selected by The Review staff. Simple majority We are delighted that a second and determines the editorial staffs stance on each issue. the brain itsel f and perhaps improve citizen, Abraham Ahmed, was even more impartial body may now hear the quality of education for all people. arrested for the crime of looking Arab complaints. But we are concerned that hi such a study the experimental while waiting for a flight to the this new route may tum out to be a m odel must be very meticulously Middle East. dead end unless the administration decided upo n. There are many The stereotypes were not without

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-·I I Volunteer! Reliving the '60s -Disney style I indulge in the pleasures of cotton panhandle money to get to San didn't carry the social responsibility of Shawn candy and funnel cake. Francisco. this project. following organizations are either Mitchell Those who turned away from A floor show recreating the concert It seems to me that members of our Duane Wilmington or Newark based. social commitments and "dropped at Altamont Raceway will end with generation could learn a lot from the Duke I've listed some phone numbers out" of society can now take the wife the actual beating and stabbing of one '60s. but please don't wet your beds if Bat Child and kids and drop out of a day of audience member by animatronic After all, I'm often told that my some of the digits are outdated or Escapes work to show the young ones what Hell's Angels. generation is lazy and has none of the Troubadour obsolete: some of my files are a protest was all about. Every shooting gallery on the · social conscience of previous Song couple of years old. The rides wi II recreate the wonders midway wi ll be the Vietnam War, and generations. Twenty-eight years ago they came. of '60s counterculture. every drink stand an acid test. Without a war to protest, a draft to A-American Red Cross #656- They celebrated peace, love, freedom, A roller coaster with cars shaped Why wou ldn' t the generation that dodge, or the social constraints of the For all intensive purposes, I am 6620 - CPR/first aid education, and rock and roll for three days in an li ke Volkswagen mini-buses wi ll demonized money and all things '50s to rebel against we just can't be a bastard. I am a self-centered, emergency aid expenence that was called recreate the wonders of the draft by material want to do their best to get rid as cool as they were. stubborn, megalomaniac. I can't B-Breast Cancer Coalition #658- Woodstock. careening passengers past angry of their funds by getting back in touch Even though groups like SEAC, say that I'm proud of this self­ 6641- promotes disease More than 400,000 came to the Nati onal Guardsmen, through the with their lost idealism? Amnesty International, and the image but I've accepted it to be awareness, research fund raising small farm in Bethel, N .Y. to largest loop of any roller coaster in the And if you ask me Mr. Gerry, one Student Coalition for Choice (just to true. C-Child, Inc. #762-6111 - a center experience what many said was the United States, and end up in Canada. of the 250 richest people in America, name a few) are active on campus we Yet despite it's verity, I don't for battered wives and children transforming moment of a generation. Another attraction wi II allow has a great idea. just don't care. enjoy looking in the mirror and D-Delaware Coalition for And if Alan Gerry is correct they'll tourists to spend time with people who After all, his previous excursions Even though rallies like the Million seeing the great anti-Christ stare Literacy, Inc. #656-9404 come back. actually into the world of Man March and protests like the one back. In hopes of counteracting E-Emmaus House #737-2241 - For Mr. Gerry knows that the haven't business (namely at the Salem Nuclear Power plant both my despicable true self I perform temporary housing for families in money isn't in anniversary shows, o~l! CV~a:ur bathed in cable television draw students, it's just not the same. community service and CriSIS or concen films. No, the real money Bo IH3.ta® ttt tn weeks where he Maybe they're right. , momentarily convince myself that F-Food Bank of Delaware - sorts, can be made with theme parks. a n d made his I look around me and just see the I am a decent person. and distributes donated food Yes, the world is run by Mickey A)[$0 ® fonune) oodles of good things they've done for : Participating in community G-Girls Scouts #456-7150 Mouse, and a theme park celebrating soci~. • service projects makes me feel H-Habitat for Humani ty #888- such brave individuals as Dolly Parton The environment, which they said good. 0330 - renovates/constructs can tum a profit. was holy - that get back to nature Community service makes me homes As for Mr. Gerry, this intrepid idea- is in worse shape then ever. feel good because it allows me to !-Independent Living #429-6692 - entrepreneur's idea: a theme park The government, which they were , see that the world is more than support service for the disabled which recreates 1960's going to topple and use to promote me. J -Junior Achievement #654-451 0 counterculture. peace and love is even more petty, Community service allows me mentors high school In order to make his dream a corrupt and wasteful than ever. to contribute to entrepreneurs reality he has recently And all of the communes they something that K-Kirkwood purchased the sight of the started and lifestyle changes they • is far greater We can do more Soccer Club original Woodstock festival, advocated are nothing but faint drug­ than Duane #322-4220 as well as I ,000 additional clouded memories. Duke. as a student body L-Little Sisters acres surrounding it. After 30 years the hippy generation It allows me and we can do of the Poor The feelings that has left a lot for me to admire. to contribute ro #368-5886 400,000 had after Like a theme park. the Human more as a society nursing home three days of mud Endeavor for elderly and squalor? They Shawn P. Mitchell is the assistant which is one and why M-Ministry of can be yours after editorial editor of Th e Review and ; helluva thing. Caring #65 2- three hours in line. would like everyone to know that • Imagine writing shouldn't we? 5523 - umbrella Instead of pot neither of his parents were hippies : on your resume: Why would we organization that and LSD, these ex­ during the '60s, though his father dug : 'Contributed to runs a gaggle of hippies seeking to th e music. Send e-mail to • H u m a n not want to feel shelters and regain their youth will [email protected]. Endeavor soup kitchens in . ' Summer 1997, good? Wilmington etc.' - pretty N-Newark impressive Senior Center stuff, huh ? Yeah , well forget #737-5242 - runs Meals On Wheels program in which DuPont's stretch into the Okefenokee about resumes, do community service because it makes you feel volunteers deliver hot lunches to good. home-bound elderly My hunch is that most 0-0rganize a Blood Drive for the environmentally dangerous university students also enjoy Blood Bank of Delaware #737- doing community service because 8405 it makes them feel good, yet for P-Project Assist #764-1010- trains volunteers in phonics-based some reason not that many may cause increased si ltation and 2006. They want to get this new mine can no longer afford to trash the , methods for teaching reading students actually volunteer. A adversely affect water quality. These operating by 2002. environment unless they pull the J skills Laura large number of university risks also threaten the St. Mary's In the April lith news release, the wool over the public's eyes. , Q-Quietly work at one of the area White students do volunteer and River further east. vice president and general manager of I have no doubt that DuPont would hospitals (Shhh 1) Medical Center volunteer passionately yet there is Mining also pollutes the air, DuPont White Pigment and Mineral mine outside t he Okefenokee if : of Delaware #733-1284, AI also a larger number of students Redemption producing dust, smoke and soot Products, Ellen J. Kullman, stated environmentalists did not raise a fuss. , DuPont Children's Hospital #65 1- who have not volunteered since Song during the land clearing process, and that DuPont wants to speed DuPont can be sure of one thing: the • 608 1, St. Francis #421-4222 high school. I'm not sure why this exhaust from the equipment. Ninety negotiations so that all panics "can public is not blind this time. The : R-Read-Aloud Delaware #656- is. Nevertheless, I have wrillen percent of the refuge is designated make an informed decision based on waters of opposition are rising and : 5256 - volunteers read to thi s editorial to serve as a sort of Delaware' s very own DuPont is wilderness area, meaning it is a facts, not assumptions." But DuPont won't be subdued by promises of • elementary students volunteer reference jammy for all preparing to apply for permits to pristine region, relatively unaffected is no prophet. They will never be able Hdialogue." ' S-Salvation Army #656-1696 students. establish an open pit mine outside the by human activity. Each year, under to prove beforehand that they will Reducing emissions and : T-Tutor in the Christina School Kudos to the Greeks. DUSC, Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge strict regulation , 400,000 visitors accomplish their goal "to do no harm containing runoff are not enough to • District #454-2000 Circle K , IMPACT Service in Georgia. placing the swamp's come to the swamp to experience to the Okefenokee." Unfortunately squeeze a company into the : U-Unicef #292-2721 Community and the countless future in extreme jeopardy. Fearing nature's solitude and beauty- a rare we are dealing with uncertainty; we environmental hall of fame; being ; V-Volunteer with Big other service organizations that for the fate of these irreplaceable opportunity in our urban society. If don ' t know to what extent the mine environmentally-friendly takes more • Brothers/Big Sisters of DE #998- al ready have done a great deal to wetlands, people all over the country nothing else. the 24-hour operation of will impact the Okefenokee. than meeting air quality standards. : 3577 help the community: keep up the are crying out in opposition to the mine will produce light and noise On the other hand, we DO know For example, let's assume that by ; W-Walk-A-Thon (March of good work. DuPont's plans to extract titanium pollution, disturbing overnight the Okefenokee is a valuable and some fluke DuPont manages to mine • Dimes) #737-1310- walk for But even with all their good along the eastern edge of the refuge. campers in the adjacent refuge. irreplaceable ecosystem. The swamp titanium without harming th e : healthier babies work, there is still so much more Tomorrow morning at 9:30, as Hearing news like this, makes me ranks among only 15 U.S. wetlands Okefenokee in any way. Does this ; Y-YMCA #5 71-6908 YWCA that needs to be done. We can do DuPont holds its annual shareholders recognized by the 1971 Convention mean DuPont should be heralded as · #658-7161 - youth programs wonder whether there is such a thing more as a student body and we meeting in Wilmington, concerned on Wetlands of International an environmental company? : Z-Zoo (B randywine) #571-7747 as business ethics or if, as Midnight can do more as a society ... and citizens and environmentalists will Oil laments. "the dollar has driven us importance. And we DO know that Absolutely not. , why shouldn't we? Why would gather in Rodney Square to protest Titanium is not a renewable · If you have other volunteer mad." Anything for another buck. DuPo nt does not have a perfect we not want to feel good? the chemical company' s preposterous environmental track record. In fact, resource, and we are squandering it : ideas please e-mail me at Who cares about that measly The following li st is by no plans. on unnecessary and environmentally ; [email protected] and I ll'i!l woodpecker anyway. Of course according to the Sierra Club, the means all inclusive nor priority DuPont's proposal deserves the DuPont would Counci l of harmful uses. According to the • gladly add them to my Web page. based - it is simply just a li st of public outrage it has generated. The never put it quite Economic Savannah Morning News, titanium is : 26 suggestions. Most of the 438,000-acre Okefenokee swamp like th is. Instead Priorities combined with oxygen to produce ; hosts a rich and unique biological they continue to Why are we included DuPont titanium dioxide, a widely used white • community and is home to such pursue plans on its li st of worst pigment whose uses include coating ; threatened and endangered species as which threaten a raping the earth environmental magazine pages and tinting suntan : the wood stork, the red cockaded national treasure, offenders, lotion and eyeshadow. Plastic eating woodpecker, the indigo snake and the while spewing out naming it the utensils, the very symbol of our : Do you think Ken Grimes is parrot pitcher plant. Thousands of bunch of for a lousy letter number one toxic disposable and environmentally- • militant? Do you love Shawn alligators lurk in its waterways and corporate PR polluter. destructive lifestyle, owe their ; black bears prowl among its designed to make on a piece of These are the whiteness to titanium dioxide. Even : Mitchell? Do you think Leo vegetation. Furthermore, the it look like crucial facts. We the white M on M&M's is titanium~ Savannah Morning News repons that DuPont really candy? must ask dioxide. Why are we raping the eanh Shane III and/or Mark Jolly are the flatwood salamander and the cares about the ourselves how for a lousy letter on a piece of candy?-: striped newt probably li ve on the area environment. much risk we are DuPont cannot transfer the blame 1 long haired freaks?Do you wish slated for mining. These two rare If DuPont REALLY cared it willing to take. The o nly to us by claiming it is merely i species are now being considered for would drop the mining proposal environmentally legitimate answer in s upplying the demand for this ' l\1ike Rich would actually have federal listing as endangered species. altogether. But DuPont has not done this case is no risk. We cannot chemical. We all know DuPont and I All Okefenokee wildl ife face an this. An April lith news re lease gamble with the precious remains of other companies are not the pawns of I a ~'Happy Thought?" Do you uncenain future as DuPont continues announced that DuPont will halt a once vast wilderness. With a few consumers; they are powerful ! to pursue the necessary permits. activities concerning the mine to poorly-issued permits DuPont may be lobbyists in government and \\'ant to blo\v all your second The Sierra club warns that the "engage in an intensified and given a license to try its luck with the manipulators of consumer desires I proposed mine could inflict severe expanded collaborative process with Okefenokee. But even the best through advertising. Let's see DuPont hand smoke in Anna White's environmental damages on this key en vi ro n mental groups, gamblers make mistakes. take some initiative, show respect for wetland ecosystem which is entirely government bodies and local Many companies claim to be the earth and drop its plans to mine face? If so drop us a line and dependent o n its water. Mining citizens." In other words, DuPont is concerned about the environment, but outside the Okefenokee National activity could di srupt ground and willing to shell out the time and in truth it seems that corporate Wildlife Refuge. I vent. surface water flow into the swamp money in an attempt to defeat environmental reform has become I and could contaminate these with environmentalists; they have eyes popular for advertising and PR Laura White is a biweekly : herbicides, insecticides, mercury and only fo r potential profit and the fact purposes, and once again the bottom columnist for The Review and a • E-mail jolly@ udel.cdu iron. Spills of oil or hydraulic fluids that their current titanium mine in line here is money. The public cares member of SEAC. Redemption Song : from mining equipment pose yet Florida will run out of the mineral by about the environment and businesses appears every· other Fridny. 1 another risk. 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8:30a.m. Welcome: Dr. Beth Haslett, Director, Women's Studies Interdisciplinary Program I 1:45 "Re-'SIGN'-ing (Not Resigning) Women~ Cristina Bishop, Art History Humanities - Undergraduate Division 12:05 p.m. "Creating an EthnidAmerica: Ethnicity and Gender in Willa Cather's 0 Pionurs" Five minute discussion willfo//ow each fifteen minute presentation. Cynthia Callahan, English

"More than Meets the (Private) Eye" 12:25 Break Jennifer Robbins, English Socia/-lssues- Graduate Division "Emotion and Family Ties in Letters of Catharine Cottam Romney, Plural Wife" Five minute discussion will follow each fifteen minute presentation. Mollie Mulvanity, History 1:30 "Female Vietnam Army Nurse Veterans and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder: " 'It Is Not A Mere Bit of Gossip .. .': Jane Austen's Political Statement in Emma" Effects on Life Course and Family Patterns~ Catherine Houlihan, Individual and Family Studies Nicole Elizabeth Sherrod, English 1:50 "Controlling Reproductive Choice: An Historical Analysis of Sterilization Abuse and "Managing 'Bad Girls': The Early 20th Century Campaign for Women's Prison The Contemporary Use of Norplant" Reform" Heather Dillaway, Sociology Stephanie Lyn Strajcher, History 2:10 "Differential Sentencing for Female Offenders as a Social and Constitutional Humanities -Graduate Division Question" Amy Farrell, Sociology Five minute discussion will follow each fifteen minute presentatiOn. Socia/ Issues - Undergraduate DiviSion 10:05 ''Caring for the Wounded and Dying: World War I British Volunteer Nurses" Five minute discussion will follow each fifteen minute presentation. Katharine Carter Kerrane, MALS 2:30 "The lnOuence of Power in Interactions and Relationships" "Crossing the Cloister Boundaries: The Nun Patrons of Santa Cristina's Decoration Andrea K. Buckno, Communication Program" Karen Sherry, Art History 2:50 Is Homosexuality Biologically Determined? An Overview of Scientific Studies Examining the Nature of Sexual Orientation" Lara Olchvary, AnthropologyiBJOiogy 10 :45 "Sentimental Naturalism: The Example of The Silent Partner" Sara Britton Goodling, English 3:10 " A Cross-Cultural Perspective on Gender" Andrea L. WolfT, Anthropolog:. /Archaeology "Bewitching Gaze, Entrancing Voice: l.a Dame Aux Ca melias and La Traviata" Johanna S. Gusncr, English 3:30 "The Socialization of Gender Role Stereotypes in Interpersonal Relationships: The Relationship between Gender and Power" Samantha Marines, Communication 11 :25 "Becoming Profitable Servants of the Lord: Language, Gender, and Identity in the Spiritual Diaries of Catherine Livingston Garrettson and Freeborn Garrettson" 4:00 RECEPirON AND REFRESHMENTS FOR PARTIOPANTS AND THE Ann Kirschner, History AUDIENCE A 1 OUNCE~ lENT OF GRADUATE AND UNDERGRAIJUATE WINNERS SPONSORED BY Office of Women's Affain and the Women'.t Studies lnte.n.li!lcip!inary Program and in cooperation wilh the Commiuion on the Status of Women and the Office of the President. Coming Friday • Find out why seeing ''Volcano" makes as much sense as coaxing a puppy to chew on a power cable.

April 29, 1997 • Bl Jerry Garcia Band electrifies Factory in Philly BY RANDI L. HECHT door concert. But the smoke and and blues riffs and even played a seemed to be an obvious absence of Managing News Editor heat of the Electric Factory led decent cover of the Dead's "The the audience's ritual clapping to the A sea of tie-dyes, along with the many drunken minors to pass out Wheel." beat. Maybe that was only possible sounds of nitrous tanks and bongo on the plaid couches surrounding When the JGB started playing a when Jerry was running the show. drums and the pungent smells of the dance floor. little after midnight, the spent and The best song of the night came kind buds and patchouli oil filled One band, Disco Biscuits, had stoned audience got on their feet in the middle of the set when they the crowded parking lots surround­ an uncanny resemblance to the again and refused to stop dancing started strumming the familiar riffs ing the Electric Factory Saturday sounds of Phish. If the crowd until the performers walked off the of Bob Dylan's "Tangled Up in night. closed their eyes, they would think stage a little after 2 a.m. Blue." The usual lyrics and music As if the kids were missing the they were hearing traces of The band did powerful rendi­ quickly turned to a loud instrumen­ good times they remembered at "Picture of Nectar" and "Run Like tions of such familiar songs as tal version with piercing electric previous Grateful Dead shows - an Antelope," but it was merely the "Sugaree," "Johnny B. Goode" and guitars that took the audience to or judging by the young ages, what group's original sound. But the "Not Fade Away" while the tie­ another leveL Once the song their parents had told them - the guys in skirts and the dread-locked dyed crowd of teen-agers, yuppies seemed to reach its peak, JGB Deadheads had come out in droves girls didn't seem to mind the imita­ and even one Jerry look-a-like faded into the Beatles' "Dear to hear the rhythms of the Jerry tion. screamed for more. Prudence" and had the audience Garcia Band. Things started to pick up as the Early into the show, the kids swaying to the slow rhythm. With four opening bands, it was last opening act, the David Nelson started grooving to "Evangeline," After the JGB performed about a long night of dancing and toking, Band, took the stage. With a seem­ an up-tempo catchy tune which led eight songs, the crowd · was sure which might have gone over much ingly large following, they got the into a Dead staple and favorite, better had it been an all-day out- audience grooving to honky tonk "Not Fade Away." But there see JERRY page B4 Promising platonic relationships Grossberg and Elvis are focus of Regardless of sex, poetry reading

men and women BY JILL CORTRIGHT out: upstairs bedroom for morning Entertainment Editor sun , sofa in the afternoons, wild chas­ At the Newark Art House Friday ing of the mouse toy at night, the eye night, Fleda Brown Jackson shared of the world shut again." sustain friendships her poetry about two of the media's In the case of "Amy and Brian," favorite dead people: the Grossberg BY VERONICA FRAATZ she dug a bit deeper. "I try in this Assisram Emertainmem Editor baby and ... Elvis. poem to pu, myself in that place n the classic 1989 movie "When Harry Met Sally," Billy Crystal "I've always been a huge Elvis where they murdered their baby and delivers the memorable line, "What I' m saying- and this is not a fan," Jackson said, a plastic cup of imagine what it was like to be there I red wine in her hand. "As a teenager, come-on in any way, shape or form - it 's that men and women and what it was like to be them." can't be friends , because the sex part always gets in the way." I had a huge poster over my bed." Following her introduction, she As close-minded as Crystal's statement seems, it brings up a valid The house was packed to see the read the first few paragraphs of a question: Can guys and girls have a friendship without sex and phys­ English professor read from her news story about the incident, in case icality getting involved? repertoire of poems. Since the anyone in attendance bad been living Three sophomores, Sandra Gutilla, Scott Burlew and Adam Newark Arts Alliance relies on dona­ in a cave for the past five or six Molinaro, share their own experiences as friends of the opposite sex. tions for the abode's furnishings, months. Gutilla, a sophomore psychology education maj or, says men and there was a shortage of chairs, so The poem began with a description women can be friends. Her own friendships with men are a prime many of the students, professors and of the Comfort Inn room and the view example of that. community members stood or" sat on out the window and then proceeded "With the guys I choose to be friends with, there's just no physical the stairs to see the Art House's first to detail what was happening within • attraction," Gutilla says. ''I'm just not looking for anything more." guest poet. the "dim room wrapping more and Burlew, a sophomore Arts and Science student, who is one of Jackson's chair was a piece of art more into itself .. . while the others are, Sandra's good friends , agrees with her view. -literally. Painted in vivid shades of studying Hegel or Joyce while walk_.. "There's just nothing there," Burlew says. "Sandra and I lived on green, it depicted a forest with a mon­ ing across campus in the bubbles of the same floor last year, and it 's never been anything more than key poking its head out of the trees. their own laughter." · friends. Sandra burps in front of us and stuff. She's one of the guys." "You can achieve a friendship with someone of the opposite sex the Other artwork, done by students in She contrasted the infamous cou-_ Gutilla laughs in reaction to Burlew's remark, but nods in accord. same way you would with anyone else," remarks the professor. "You local elementary, middle and high pie as "Two freshmen opening their "Yeah, but you know what?" she asks. ''I'm like that with every­ hang out, you talk, you work together, you take classes together, you schools, was hanging on the walls or, eyes, putting the child down on the· body. I don ' t try to hide anything from any of my friends- guys or share a common view. I even see it in my own classes." in the case of several plates of clay bed as if it were a finished book." girls. Some students say they feel like they are better friends with the food, just sitting around. Jackson then asked the question ' "But I guess I'd have to say that the relationship I have with my guy opposite sex than they are with their own. Jackson, who has been teaching at that were on everyone's mind regard friends and the relationship I have with my girl friends is kind of dif­ Molinaro, a sophomore economics major, says that he felt that way the university since 1986, was clad in ing premeditation: "She grabs th ferent. There's a certain level of respect." all throughout high school. a sleek brown shirt and a long, silky trash bag. Did they bring the bag .• Burlew interrupts when Gutilla says this. "I don't know, it just always seemed like I was better friends with brown skirt. She started each poem Did they anticipate all of this?" ·; "Yeah ," he says laughing, "Sandra makes me turn my head when girls," be says. "No one ever gave me a hard time about it, but a cou­ with a bit of history about its topic Jackson said she is often inspired., she gets dressed, but she never tells any of her [girl] friends to!" ple of times someone would ask if I was seeing someone who I was and why she chose to write about it. by newspaper articles. "Sometimes:· Friendships between guys and girls are absolutely possible, accord­ only friends with." A poem titled "New York, New you hear things like Brian and Amy,;: ing to sociology Professor Anne Bowler. The advantages of being friends with the opposite sex are many, York" was about a visit she made to things just so powerful that I have t<>t Bowler has been teaching a class called "Men and Women in Bowler says. the Big Apple with her daughter. write about it." ... American Society" for about three years. The class was formerly "It can lessen the anxieties of dating because that friend can give She introduced it by saying, "I'm Poems such as "Bomb" combined ' ~ · known as "Sociology of Sex and Gender," and because the university the person the inside story on their sex," she says. "It can help to inter­ so naive. I just get so excited about serious topics with lighter, moreo-: wanted to make the course more attractive to students, Bowler was pret romantic relationships that one might be involved in. little things, like I sit there waiting for humorous elements. •:~ encouraged to change the course so that it would bring in more male "There are no disadvantages to having friends, period," Bowler the subway and thinking, 'My good­ In this poem, she memorializes the; . students. · says frankly. "But I guess one disadvantage to the situation might be ness, you know, here we are way passengers of TWA flight 800 by•; "I changed the class so it would expand the viewpoints and per­ the social perception that you're in a relationship, making you unap­ down under the street and there's all telling of her own fust experienc~ : spectives of men," Bowler says. "Some of what we've learned is that proachable and discouraging others from pursuing you." these buildings on top of us and I flying (with Girl Scout troop 63) and!­ men have a greater number of friendships than women, but women's Bowler laughs as she gives this more thought. think that's just the most amazing of her own "explosion" of motion•: are characterized as being on a higher level of intimacy. We also have "I only say that because of a personal situation I can recall." thing, that the trains are two layers sickness brought on by turbulence. !, learned that men are more likely to confide in the opposite sex, Attraction is often times a component to the relationship- perhaps deep under these buildings." She introduced her third of siX: because they feel that women will empathize more with their feelings there is a one-sided crush, or romantic feelings may develop over Her poetry is filled with the same Elvis poems by saying, "Elvis died int; of vulnerability and fear." time. sense of wonder as she takes a closer 1977 and he's been trying to make 3:1 These theories all contribute to Bowler's belief that women and look at things most people take for comeback ever since." After some!· men can be friends without a physical relationship developing. see INSIDE page B4 granted, like what a cat thinks about pondering, Jackson said, she decidectf all day, in "Louis, the Indoor Cat." She read, "To have it all mapped • ee FLEDA page B4t • Rodney RA withstands weather and raises money for homeless

DAWN E. MENSCH money to prevent it. ply donated their contributions as Staff Reporter Simply organizing a fund-raiser they passed her throughout the day. he sound of the roaring train would have been easier, but he event raised almost $400 T passing the overpass near Lindsay knew in order to make a T for the Friendship House in Rodney awakens her. It is 2 difference, she would have to get Wilmington, an organization a.m. and she is still outside. She people's attention. that Lindsay says "helps get the wakes up to find herself soaking As the third floor RA of Rodney homeless back on their feet." wet from the rain and shivering B, "the floor that never sleeps," In Rodney, Lindsay often exits from the cold air. She longs to be Lindsay can always be seen inter­ her room, where posters and ads somewhere warm, somewhere acting with her residents. Whether adorn her walls, wearing umbras comfortable - anywhere but here. it is playing soccer in the balls, and her Adidas sandals or For almost 24 hours on watching "Friends" with her hall­ rollerblades. Wednesday and Thursday, sopho­ mates, or helping them with their Her appearance on the day she mores Lindsay Auten and Melissa problems, she is always available. was homeless was different from Westervelt, resident assistants in indsay says she was usuaL To stay warm, she dressed in Rodney B, realized what it was L impressed with the response layers and covered herself with like to be homeless. The girls of those witnessing the blankets supplied by friends who stayed together for protection and event. "People were really sup­ wanted to help. companionship. portive," she says. "Our main pur­ Among their supporters was Check out B2 to find out why The As part of Homeless Awareness pose was just to make people think Nicole Spadafino, a freshman Week in Rodney AlB, they spent about what it would be like to be chemical engineering major. Simpsons' newest array of melodies proves an entire day battling the rain and homeless." "I think that it was for a really the cold in an attempt to raise peo­ Sponsors pledged varying good cause," she says. "People ple's awareness of the reality of amounts of money for every hour TV shows can produce creative music. homelessness as well as to raise Lindsay spent outside. Others sim- see SOPHOMORE page B3 B2. THE REVIEW. April 29, 1997

1 ~Jpts , • Ente.rtaining Springfield's finest chum out the tunes _y.:_ i pts.. t:xcerpt '·I write April 28, 1997 like when Mr. Bums explains his wardrobe is songs as a fonn made completely out of slain animals from all of therapy to "My comments were not intended over the world to the tune of "Be my Guest" from stop from to be racially derogatory and I apolo­ "Beaut)' and the Beast." ~going ' round gize for the fact that they were miscon­ "See my vesr. see my vesr, made from real the bend.' strued in that fashion.'· gorilla chesr ... like my loafers ? Former gophers Music has -PGA Tour veteran Fuzzy Zoeller's always been a apology for racially tinged remarks he For those silly people who think the songs on consolation for made about Tiger Woods this disc are simple musical numbers anyone can me." source from play, think again. -Paul McCartney imemer Alf Clausen, Dell Hake, Hummie Mann and The London Ttm es April 22, 1997 Brad Dechter all help orchestrate the 39 tracks Apri I 26, 1997 with precision and music genius. "He will Songs in the Key of Springfield "Baby on Board," sung by Homer Simpson, 'T m lonely. I'd love to meet some­ resume hi s The Simpsons Apu, Principal Skinner and Barney Gumble, one special and stan a family." full , active Rhino demonstrates a perfect barber shop quartet, with -John Popper lifestyle with Rating: ~h.'r~n.'r the simple use of a banjo and a muted trumpet. Rolling Stone no limitations, BY MATI MANOCHIO The song is catchy and sticks in the mind, which April 25. 1997 restrictions or Mtmaxinx, Maxa::Jne is what good songwriting is supposed to achieve. Arno woman, as most avid Simpsons viewers know. medications " Well, beer, we've had some great times Bart has a few numbers too. His voice, provid­ Schwarzenegger has trouble keeping up with the fast-paced notes. The purple fu zzy dinosaur known as at all. I want When I was 17, I drank some very· good beer. I ed by Mrs. Nancy Cartwright, speaks in more Still , she chums out gothic line after line of music Barney is coming to the big screen. to reassure hi s drank some very good beer I purchased wirh a sound bytes than songs, but that's acceptable. Ban as the congregati on flicks their bi cs to show devo­ '·Barney's Great Adventure,"' a $ 15 fans that he is stronger than ever, and fake !D. My name was Bria.; Magee, I srayed up is able to set up the songs, which sometimes are a tion to the song. The organist collapses, as can be million movie. is slated to be released he ' ll be back to work this summer."' listening to Queen, when /was 17." prelude to mi sc hief. heard by the sudden thump of a body on the by Polygram in the spring of 1998. -Dr. Vaughn Starnes, chief of car­ "Songs in the Key of Springfield," by The Case in point: Bart circulates multiple copies instrument's keys. Broadway great Jerry Herman diothoracic surgery at the University of Simpsons, is pure musical magic. It's true. This of a hymn in church. "Get 'em while they' re holy Now, as with every disc, "Songs" has a few ("Hello Do ll y! '" ) has written a new So uthern California Uni versity compilation of songs, sound bytes and musical ... fresh from God's brain to your mouth'" flaws, mostly in the fonn of end credit themes. Barney theme song. Steve Gomer wi ll Hospital, said of Arnold dillies is fun stuff, perfect for answering machine The hymn, as the gullible Rev. Lovejoy Ten different themes, including an Australian, direct from a script by Steve White. Schwarzenegger upon hi s release messages everywhere. The Itchy and Scratchy explains, is titled "In the Garden on Eden," by I. Halloween (which is awesome). Hill Street Blues. -Michael Fleming from the hospital Tuesday. He under­ theme can now be heard in a ll of its glory: Ron Butterfly. (For those who still aren't wise to and JFK theme are sprinkled throughout this VarietY went surgery last week to replace a '' They fighr, and fighr, and fight, and fight and what's about to happen, go back and keep listen­ album. It does get a little tiresome. Apri I 23, 1997 heart valve. ing to Richard Marx.) r-,------.---, fight. Figfa, fighr, There were some major omissions. too, that source from imemet fighr. Fighr, fighr, Looming, brooding, si ni ster notes pum p '"At least Apri I 22, 1997 REVIEW R ATINGS fight. The lrchy would have made this disc perfect. Earlier thi s through the pipes of the church's organ. people read Classic. and Scrarchy season there was an episode with Sharry Bobbins, "Dum-dum-da-dum-da-dum-DUM-DUM­ kis~ \ \ \ ' a nanny sana like Mary Poppins who sings ludi­ books here.'· ··we ki ssed. I ki ss my baby. I gay ,( ,( ,( .. c Bu ) !his disk. shooooow/ ·· DUM ... " Dub a friend 's. crous songs to the Simpson family to show them - Madonna guys. I mean - puh-leeze- did they Avid fans will As Rev. Lovejoy catches on: "Wait a minute, how to live: nonexistent on this disc. Oh well. on why she sec a tongue down the throat or some­ .'c :c Englcben Humperdink . already know the this sounds li ke rock and/or roll." Nothing's perfect. wants her 6- thin g'~ It was a >'c Don't squeeze the Channin. lyrics to the songs, Too late. The church's organist, a frail, aged But this disc is a good start. month-old friend s hip daughter to go kiss. Look in to school in my eyes. I am IN STORES Third Eye Blind Burn, Berlin, Burn England. not a lesbian." Third Eye Blind Atari Teenage Riot source from - m o del L Elektra Grand Royal imemer Kristen The Caul fields Rating: 'CrCcCddl Rating: ->.'r-:r '>h.'rl/2 Apri l 24. 1997 McMenamy A & M Records Third Eye Blind's first single, the energetic Bands from Germany have always seemed to on her public Rating: -:.hh'r "Semi-Charmed Life," is remi niscent of another have a problem gaining credibility in America. "Tl..le pop-star life is all about stereo­ smooch with Courtney Love You never know who you' II meet at the library. band with a "3" in their name: 311. But the remain­ Just take a look at Heino, Falco or even the types and fitting into a bracket, and we Co urtney It's safe to say that a few years back when students der of their debut album shows them to be worlds Scorpions. German music has always seemed don't want to do th at. I reall y think we Love after the Versus fashion show. ran into John Faye, now the Caulfields' lead singer, above and beyond the hook-laden realm of to be at least a decade behind in American should do whatever the hell we like in Emertainmem Weeki,· stacking the shelves, they probably didn't give him "I>own." tastes. thi s band." April 25. 1997 a second look. The insightful lyrics tell tales of failed romances But, Atari Teenage Riot may just be the - Spice Girls member Melanie But Faye and co. are back, and as Saturday's and broken people against a guitar- and drum-l aden monkey wrench thrown into the Hinterland's Brown The Texas Senate passed a bill to show and thi s CD prove, they' re alive and kicking. background that is at times funk y and at others sim­ musical abyss. Besides having the coolest source from imemer bar state investment funds from going Newark's claim to fame is here for a second go­ ply rockin'. band name since Furious George, ATR has Apri l 21. 1997 into compani es promoting music that round. And so help them Jesus, it' ll be another sue- '"Motorcycle Drive By" te lls of the therapeutic devised an amazing formula to their music, contains violent or sexually aberrant ces . quality of riding a Harley down the highway at top combining the attit ud e of 1970s punk with "Actors feel like sissies anyway. so lyrics. With their newest single, "Figure It Out," the speed after realizing that a romance is never going 1990s jungle techno creating a maelstrom of .. . you' re thinking, ·I should just punch -source from illlemel spicy sounds of their debut '·Whirligig" still remain to happen: "I've never been so alone and I've never turmoil. one of these guys, and I'd feel like a April 24, 1997 evident in a sophomore effort . been so alive." The in-your-face sonic assault kicks off with n1an! ,, One other track to look out for is "President of Yet in "Narcolepsy," sleep does not even pro­ "Start The Ri ot," moves through a rather abra­ -David Duchovny of the X-lllcs "This is mine and they won't let me Nothing." in which Faye voices hi s opinions on vide an escape: "And rhere's a demon in my head sive "Deutschland (Has Gotta Die)" and con­ about dealing with paparazzi in an air­ fly it.'" how money ruins people. who storrs to play I A nighrmare rape of what wen! cludes wi th "The Future of War." po11 -Bob Hope. as qu oted by hi s publi­ They ay bands have 20 years to record their wrong yesrerday. " Sort of grim, but it's music to shake up an M01•ieline cist in response to the Air Force nam­ first album, but onl y two to produce the second ­ These are the son of songs that the REPEAT but­ apathetic world. April 1997 ing one of its new C-17 transport right on schedule, the Caul fields keep their listeners ton was made for- the kind that are just over way In a nutshell, ATR makes Nine Inch Nails planes in honor of the veteran enter- moving. too soon, even after four minutes. sound like the Monkees. ·-r II miss hi s music. But he still has taincr - Robert Kalesse -Jill Cortright -Andrew Grypa us partying, even in death." source from imemet -Mary J. Blige on otorious B.l.G. Apri I 22. 1997 People Weekly - Veronica Fraatz ~o\\t Stars

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musical theater gurus Andrew Ll oyd Robleto, a sophomore, had a dream, Webber and Tim Ri ce, is a full­ but it was a little too much to do. blooded operetta that doesn' t stop to This is not to say the show isn't talk and demands precise orchestra­ enjoyable. The two narrators did tion. what they could to pull the show In only an hour and a half, th e tale together between the huge produc­ of Joseph's attempted homicide at tion numbers. the hands of II jealous brothers Freshman Eric Goldstein, as the (they really didn't like his trendy dream-interrupting Joseph, wooed coat), hi s unjustified jailing, his suc­ th e audience with hi s bare chest and cess as the Pharaoh's right-hand man smooth voice. BY LEANNE MILWAY (thanks to his prophetic dreams), and The hip-grinding Elvis-emulating Editor in Ch1ej his final acceptance of his formerly Pharaoh. played by a fully side­ "Any dream will do" is the clos­ misguided brothers, mu st be relayed burned Joe Fulcher, had the audience ing mantra sung out to the Pearson in about 20 production numbers. clapping even though no one could Hall auditorium, in full harmony, by The al l-important role of the nar: understand the jumbled lyrics. the cast of Harrington Theatre Arts rator should do the job, but in this One of th e most inconvenient Company's presentation o f " Joseph staging, the narrator is divided into drawbacks of the production was the and the Amazing Technicolor two parts (played by Jennifer inconsistent audio system. Solo Dreamcoat : · Sherwood and Gretchen Reeder) singers were boosted with body And while this phrase sums up the who can only struggle to pull togeth­ microphones, but in mid-harangue, moral behind the Biblical story of er the large-scale show. the sound would turn off, forcing the Joseph - the timeless tale of a There's a jazzy cane-swinging actor to shout in stead of sing. young man who starts from scratch song. a country toe-stamper, a hippy But despite the inconsistencies, and makes it big- th e dream is not hair-waving piece and a soul ­ gems like the hilari ous exhibition of completely realized in this jumpy wrenching howl of a song. The prob­ "Those Caanan Days,'' a song which and technically hampered produc­ lem stems from HTAC's staging, in showcases the II brothers hamming ti on. which th e director's determination to it up in phony French accents, make The lively performance by th e make every song a showstopper sti ­ for an enj oyable theater experience. cast, the vibrant costumes and th e fl es what should be a free-fl owi ng Because, reall y, any dream will do first-rate pit orchestra do not quite narrative. if presented with charisma and tal­ make up for the clumsy set. th e After a few mumbled segues, the ent. HTAC's "Joseph'' has more than audio malfunctions and the, at- times, entire cast emerges from the scenery enough of that. Ju st: at times, the misguided direction. to dance intricately choreographed show is an overachi ever. But so was "Joseph," which is the fir t show moves. It's impressive. but it's Joseph and hi s fancy coat. And look to spring from the collaboration of overkill. First-time director Gregory where he turned out. THE REVIEW /JJ} Yovanovoch Narrators Jennifer Sherwood and Gretchen Reeder flank Eric Goldstein who plays Joseph. ,• New 'Hawks ~ Fair offers Ray of hope for homeless line­ • up shines on 'Lies' Laird complex collects Sound Of Lies hallmark of past Jayhawk albums, The Jayhawks like 1992's ''Hollywood Town American Recordings Hall'' and the band'~ last LP. th e • cans for Food Bank Rating: "'-'<~ ;,"'( :,'( fantasti c ''Tomorrow The Green Grass.'' But th e tag-team of high­ BY PETER BOTHUM BY CHRISTINE BAUMA N Students ti e-dyed their shins Execu/1\'e Editor pitched Grotberg and th e lower Staff Reporler and sheets at the Impact To a lu kewarm fan of The o · Reagan provide a fine substi ­ When was the last time the Community Service table. Jayhawks, the depanure of co­ tute. and Louris' pipes are sweet price of a concen was a can of Tn addition to food and other founder and co-songwriter Mark enough to draw the li stener in on food? On Saturday. Ray Fair activi ti es, the farmho use com­ O lsen would be seen as an end of it s own. featured four bands, food and munity set up a petting zoo the Minneapolis band. While da•ker than most of The games for either $ 1 or a can of with a cow, a calf and two But anyone familiar with the Jayhawks' past work, "Sound Of food to benefit the Food Bank lambs. A I so, there was an band 's o ther Lies" is just as solid. of Delaware. opponunity to test-dri ve a founder, Some tunes The special interest commu­ BMW from the German Gary Louris, aren · t depar­ nities o f Ray Street welcomed Community. and water balloon and hi s tures at all. the public to Ray Fair, a barbe­ figh ts with th e Technology superb work "Trouble" is cue along Ray Street, where Community. with the a soulful, live bands were playi ng, ham­ Four local acts, Cecil's s up erg roup mid-tempo burgers were cooking. and stu­ Water, Gingham Shmiiz, Golden Smog ballad in the dents were relaxing in the sun. Juliet's Wishing Well and Antje could rest vein of the Ray Street, normally a calm Duvekot, rocked Ray Street all assured that John Lennon area during the week, was day lo ng while announcing T h e tune '·Real bustling with the bands and releases of the ir newest COs J ay h awks' Love." And around I 00 o nl ookers. and upcoming performances. first post­ "It's Up To The fair had tables set up by " It 's good for us to play at Olsen effort , Yo u" might each of the communities. The things like Ray Fair," said Jill ··sound Of lean a little Lyceum, a special interest Janota. a vocalist for Gingham Li es,·· was further ho using commun ity named Shmiiz who also plays the flute going to be a toward Tom after the famous school fo und­ and the saxoph one. " It's good dandy. Petty than ed by Aristotle. had a tri via to get to the stude nt s who may And it is. anything the table where they gave away not be 21 .'' On " Sound band .has put THE REV IEW / Bob Weill to record. but the three-pronged prizes for the right a nswers. Sonny Mishra, a guitarist for (Top photo) Gingham Shmiiz performs at Ray Fair. Of Lies.'· Louri~ takes center-stage Members of th e French Cecil's Water, said, " It 's a great on songwriting duties and moves harmony in the refrain has roots Special Interest Community set day. We really e njoyed playing, (Bottom) People were given a chance to test drive a BMW. the music away from the band's written a ll over it. Most o f "Sound Of Lies·· is up a face-painting table where but we wish there were more country-tinged past and toward they practi ced their art in th e people here." poppier. more rockin g pastures. Louris going his own rou te. how­ ever. On the first listen. "The Man form of different colored fl ow­ Another studem said it was a Louris' success is also the re sult Wh o Loved Life ... "Th ink About ers. great idea to have Ray Fair of a powerful supporting cast that It'' and ·'Haywire" seem awkward­ "Cajun Man Kev." of th e because " we don't no rm a lly includes three returning Jayhawks ly arranged. But later trips through Storytelling and Folk lore have any big activities like thi s. - pianist Karen Grotberg. drum­ mer Tim o· Reagan and bassist reveal complex background vocals Community, prepared hi s Curry It's much better th an studying." and intricate transitions. Chicken, Greek Spinach and Many residents of th e Ray Marc Perlman - as well as th e Geraldine Fibbers' Jessy Greene As a whole, "Sound Of Lies'' is Cheese Pie, and Cajun. Stew for Street Complex said they were a big-time victory for the ··new'' the ethnic foods table. happy to host Ray Fair. " It 's a (on violin) and Run West Run 's Kraig J oh nson (also of Golde n Jayhawks. " If you didn' t come. you good cause," said one resident, And pay no attention to Louris' missed good food ," said one of "and everyone sho uld be sup­ Smog fame). Olsen's departure meant Louris' c laim in ''Big Star'' that he's a the residents o f the Storyte lling paning it. " '·has-been at a mere 35." From the and Folklore Community. voice wo uld ha ve to stand on it s own instead o f melding into the sound of hi s latest gems, Louris gorgeous harmony th at has been a has only just begun. Sophomore RA experiences homelessness first-hand

continued from page B I During the day, she also circul ated he says she didn' t do much to an information sheet filled with facts S prepare herself for the event should raise money more o ften for she learned from Kro loff's book. The except eating a cheesesteak from others." facts were not only surpri sing but a lso the Rodney Underground the night A common mi sconception among thought -provoking. before "because I wasn't sure how the public is that the homeless are lazy "The thing I found interesting was much I would be eating." and un educated people who chose to the children," Lindsay says as she cov­ The event was more strenuous th an live the way they do. ers her light brown hair with her she expected. While rain was in the By reading "54 Ways You Can Help Alanis Morri sette hat so that the forecast, she wasn't prepared for the the Homeless," a book by Rabbi countless hoops o n her ears are constant downpour. Charles A . Kro loff, Lindsay learned exposed. eading helped to pass the time , that many homeless people are educat­ "There are 1.2 million ho meless R Lindsay says, but most of the ed. Most have completed high school children in America. It is actually the time she just sat. This aspect of and many attended college and even kids that are bei ng victimized." Most the program gave her insig ht into one graduate school. people, she says, are not aware th e aspect of home lessness. "I wanted people to be aware that average age of a homeless person is 9. "That is one thing I feel reall y bad anyone can be homeless," she says. Elena Dembala, a freshman and res­ about with the homeless," Lindsay Lindsay believes that the fact that ident of Rodney was also intrigued. says. "What do they do'l They just many of the students knew her empha­ "[The information sheet] almost have to sit there all day hoping that sized this point. moved me to tears," she says. "There someone's going to be generous." " People that you know can be are so many children that envy simple Even though the event's purpose homeless. You have to think about that things that we take for granted." was to raise money, she also hopes and appreciate what you have,'' Although the reactions were mixed, student awareness about the homeless Lindsay says. most people were really supportive of will be of benefit in the future. She ven though she agrees this pro­ the idea encouraged others to help people in ject was not a true portrayal of Lindsay admits, though, that some need. E people thought they were strange. " People can do lots of things to help homeless ness, Lindsay points to realistic aspects. ''In a way,'' Lindsay says, " I think it the homeless," Lindsay says. "You can "We were outside in the rain all day was crazy too, but at the same time. give your time or give food - just THE REVIEW I John Chabalko - and not being able to have any there are people that do this every­ give something.'' day.'' Sophomore resident assistant Lindsay Auten raised about $500 for the homeless by camping , place to go.'' out for 22 hours. She was inspired by reading "54 Ways You Can Help the Homeless." •.

B"- THE REVIEW • April 29, 1997 Them Dukes are still Dukes after a 12-year hiatus County Tough Person Contest. As each tried covered the stretch marks on her 42-year-old seat. riday night was a special night for me. to throw the final bout out of love, Bertha th ighs. Boss Rosco, the new man in charge Once reacclimated to their old stomping For the first time in nearly 12 years. I challenged her 400-pound beau, "Bubba, you F after the passing of his "little fa t buddy," grounds, the Dukes wasted no time getting was reunited wit h a bunch of childhood hit me harder than that when we play delivered hi s trademark nervous gibberi sh Media into trouble and relivi ng the same cliched set­ buddies. Scrabble.'' · Those darn Duke boys, my childhood wi th a tired. sc ratchy voice. His saggi ng tings and plot twi sts. It was the same old General Lee- th at is, That's scary. And as th e couple is offered a heroes, had retu rned to Hazzard County for an canine companion, Flas h, gave way to a new after the boys washed off all the ch icken free wedding in the show's final moments intrigui ng two-hour te levision movie, "The hound named Toadies whom Rosco fed lots Darlings dump from the rooster and hens who 'd li ved (Daisy wussed out at the altar), Luke chimed Dukes of Hazzard Reunion!" of "doggie num-nums." And even Bo, Lu ke and crazy Cooter BY BRAD J ENNINGS in the 69 Charger si nce the Dukes left town. in. "You guys fight so much any way, why "Ya see, it was time for the Hazzard don 't you just get married and make it legal.'' Homecoming Festi val," a Waylon Jennings could have used some Just For Men hair col­ There were the same off-road shortcuts, the same canyon jumping, the same hard land­ Hazz'ard County laws apparently state that impersonator said as the show began, and all oring solution. picked door locks wi th a sledgehammer and ings and the same absence of seat be Its. physical violence is exempt from punishment of the old favorites had returned to town for But all age comments aside, in 1997 uncharacteri sticall y tossed two evil brutes There were the same ancient patrol cars in in the confines of marriage. Actually. with so one last get-together. Hazzard, it was terri fy ing to see how far through windows. the same patrol-car crashes (all chase scene many Boar's Nest bar fights, vio lence is legal The plot was a bit complicated as always, thi ngs hadn' t come. He explained to Daisy upon his marriage footage was complements of original anywhere in Hazzard. but luckil y, the narrator was there to explain For a southern town in the midd le of proposal that, "It took me I 0 years of SWAT episodes) . Come to think of it. everything has always thi s story which he called "downright nowhere (the roads sti ll aren't paved), the rel­ team work and gang wars to get up th e Socially, thin gs hadn' t changed much been legal in Hazzard- wi th the excepti on of Shakespearean" wi th "more twists than a ative ignorance of its citizens mi ght have been courage to ask you." ei ther. Daisy and Enis' wedding at the finish speeding, but thi s offense is easily excused by bucket full of rattlesnakes." He introduced us expected when the show debuted almost 20 The biggest evolutionary jump of all was lin e of the inevitable ''big race·· was labeled outrunning the authorities. to a new batch of shady "Yanks" who were years ago, but redneck in flu ence was sti ll Cooter, who sold his garage to become a U.S. " the biggest wedding Hazzard has ever seen." And while taking th e boys out of Hazzard "as slippery as deer gut on a door knob.' ' And prevalent. Congressman, and boy did he look handsome It may have been the onl y wedding Hazzard may not have taken th e Hazzard out of the slower viewers were aided by occasional Those who got out of Hazzard were a bit in a suit and tie. has ever seen, being th at brother-sister mar­ boys, it was still enjoyable to see these two interjections of, "Ya' ll pay attention now.'' changed. Daisy was feveri shl y worki ng on her But when everybody got into town, all the riages were probably frowned upon- even in modern-day Robin Hoods go at it one last It's sad to ay, but after more than a decade, Ph .D in ecology at (you guessed it ) Duke big-city duds went out the window. Bo and Hazzard . time in that same backward town I knew so the only thing to really change in Hazzard University. Bo was a professional racecar dri­ Luke broke out the same old outfits and wore And th e fictional southern town was never well as a kid every Friday night at 8. County was the addition of some gray hair ver (big surpri se), and Luke was a smoke them for a week straight. For Bo it was the tan much for political correctness. Domestic vio­ "Ya'll come back now, ya hear.'' and wrinkles to the ag ing cast. jumper for a f9 rest-fi refi ghting service. bullon-down shirt contrasted ni cely wi th lence was socially acceptable. - Brad Jennings is rh e sports ediror at Th e Uncle Jesse was looking a bit weary. Daisy Enis, the old deputy with the hots fo r faded blue jeans and worn-out boots. For Daisy's fri end Bertha Jo and her boyfri end Review. Send responses and doggie num-mtms left those classic cut-off jean shorts in the Daisy, returned as a seasoned veteran of the Luke, that bl ue/black flannel and dark pair of Bubba clashed in the final s of the Hazzard to [email protected] drawer in favor of long pants which no doubt Los Angeles Police Department. He ski ll fu ll y ·Wranglers looked prel!y snazzy in the shotgun Inside look into Jerry Garcia Band continued from page B I The last song of the night left the audi ence begging for more. they would play th eir final song of They started playing an excellent guy/girl friends the night. But they fo ll owed the version of "Deal'' and after a long lead of Jerry's beuer-known band instrumental the notes of '·Wharf cont inued from page B I and went from one song to the Rat'' seemed to peck out. but th e nex t. teasing the audience. JGB were just working up the Molinaro acknowledges that It seemed the last song of the crowd and s lowly moved back to sometimes a relationship with one evenin g would be " Forever Young·· thei r origi nal song. of hi s girl friends was something but the band kept on playing. From As the group packed up their more than friendship. there they wem into "My Sisters gear, no one seemed to want the " I've thought about different and Brothers,'' enhancing the night to end. and the crowd reluc­ friendships that I've had with girls, already friendly. mellow atmos­ tantly shufned out, exhausted but and I've thought about if it ever got phere. Perhaps it was the band's happy th at the band- and missing romantic," Molinaro says th ought­ way of saying th eir friend and guitar player - didn't let them fu lly. " But then you reali ze you just namesake was now in the promised down. can't, or it 's not worth it , or that it 's land . not hard just to be friends. "Also, there have been situations where one of us would ha ve a crush on the other, but the other person Fleda Jackson's poetry wouldn ' t be interested, so we would just end up being friends." Bowler concedes that in a friend­ continued from page B I teacher, Miller Williams. to write it ship where one party has a crush, instead of me ... so l decided to write the si tuation may cause for some th at in orde r to come back. he'd have th e inaugural poem anyway. even difficulty. ' to bulk up. This led to a poem about though he didn' t want me to.'' ' "If there's no mutual understand­ dead Elvis working out in an athletic Being shunned by Clinton has not ing what each person's feelings are club because ·'He is tired of being stopped Jackson, who has publi shed about the other, feelings could get dead, of standing in line at the sub two books of poetry: "Fishing with hurt," she says. shop while ot hers ge t waited on." Blood" ( 1988) and ''Do Not Peel the However, sometimes the crushes Jackson's final reading of the Birches" ( 1993). 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he Flyers wi ll not wi n the through years of torture and torment, However, 1994 proved to be a Coi ncidence? games). alarming. Both 1996 and 1997 have T Stan ley Cup this year. I know watchi ng the hapless Phi ls get worse problem. In the st rike-shortened sea­ About the same time, Shawn On top of that, his complaints proved more hospitable to the city's all you Philly fans are scream­ and worse every year. son, the team managed about as Bradley, center and future star for the caused disunity among the team. teams, but a national championship ing at me right now. "We've got the Unti l 1993. many home runs as Matt Will iams. 76ers, had a serious knee injury. Unhappy with his outfield perfor­ still eludes the city. goalies! We've got the offe nse! We Three sum- Management said their top goal for From that point on, Bradley pro­ mance, he pushed to be moved to Can I blame it all on a bad left· just destroyed Mario Lemieux'" mers ago all the off-season was to get a hefty d uced little offense or defense for the first base, resul ting in the trade of fielder? The evidence seems to say And I agree. This is the best hock­ the fans power-hitter to give the team more team, and was eventu all y traded. The Dave Hollins . And while Hollins' so. After all, if Jefferies isn't the rea­ ey team the city has seen in a long w h 0 punch. 76ers have gotten worse every year inconsistency problems made the son, then I'd have to accept that my time. As a 20-year fan of all endured the Enter Gregg Jefferies. since. trade easier to take, fans saw the teams are just inferior. Philadelphia sports, I'm out there decade of The Cardinal slugger signed with Coincidence? Phils moving further and further For a die-hard sports fan born and yelling and screaming as much as th e pain were th e Phi ll ies on Dec. 14, 1994. In ret­ Whil e Jefferies waited fo r the from 1993. raised to root fo r Philadelphia, that's next guy for our hockey team to vindicated. rospect, the deal didn 't seem too bad. strike to end, that spring the Flyers Coincidence? just not acceptable. finally bring a championship home. The season Jefferies hit .325 that season and were knocked out of the playoffs by After baseball season ended, most So I'll continue to berate the ~ But it won't happen for one sim- was a joy to managed 12 longballs in just 103 the New Jersey Devils. Despite being Phil adelphia fans turned their atten­ ballplayer until my teams start win­ ple reason. I can sum it up in two Leo Shane III watch, and games -- something no Phill ie had favored in the contest, the Flyers and tion to football and basketball. As the ning or until Jefferies leaves. Either • words: The Book of not even managed that year. The all-star first their home ice advantage gave little Sixers lost more and more, the way, Philadelphia should get a cham­ ! Gregg Jefferies. M i t c h baseman looked like the key to bring opposition to the De vi Is sticks on Eagles compiled a 7-2 record. Super pionship. ~ The Phillies left fielder is so bad III Williams the te<1m back. their way to the Stanl ey Cup. Bowl rumors followed , but were Unless Danny Tanabull is the real that no other team in the city can errant (or Then it began. Coincidence? quickly put to rest as the team lost reason. ~ pos si bly win. maybe on The following month the Penn That summer, Jefferies proved to their last seven games and missed the ,;' Let me explam.. I have been a target for him) pitch could strip that State football team beat the Oregon be a greater disadvantage than playoffs. Leo Shane Ill is a Philadelphia : Phillies fan since I was just a few summer away. No one doubted that Ducks in the Rose Bowl. Despite an advantage. He managed only II Coincidence~ sports fan who would shave his head •; baseballs high. For the majority of season was the beginning of greener undefeated season, the Wi Ideals lost home runs in 114 games (in compar­ Admittingly, · Philadelphia teams for a Phi/lies World Series victory. ; my conscious life, I've suffered pastures for Pennsylvania diamond in the national championship voting ison, Darren Daulton and his gimpy are well-known for choking under Send irrational responses ro ~~ worshippers. to Nebraska. knees hit 9 home runs in 16 less pressure. But the recent evidence is /eoi i i@ udel. edu. ··------·~ everywhere you go YOU GOT IT Softball everything you need YOU GOT IT !! Coolest job around rolls into anything at all YOU GOT IT ~~~.:r e-v:i.e~.-..d.el..ed.-.. continued from page B8 The others with whom Breslin works do everything from pushing a button that rotates the Giant Foods ad in like --·· He displays the motion, a covert jab of the fist the bullpen to picking the music that blares throughout the playoffs bayyyyybeeeee YOU GOT IT concealed by his body. park's speakers. (For the record, Breslin doesn't give hi s Nonetheless, Breslin says he hasn't missed a call this blessing to "Thank God I'm a County Boy," ' the Orioles' continued from page B8 ~eason. traditional seventh-inning stretch song. "I'd axe it," he well together right now." He can't miss a second of the game. Not only does he says.) With the No . 2 tournament seed cover every pitch, but he must bang out a code for each Breslin, who lives in Bear, Del., stays at his sister's and a first-round bye in the bag, play: If Roberto Alomar slaps a double into left and reach­ apartment in Ellicott City when there's a weekend series. the Hens wi II prepare to face either Men's lax loses es third on the ensuing throwing It's just off the Beltway, 15 min­ No. 3 Boston University or No. 6 error, for instance, it 's Breslin 's job utes west of Baltimore. He ' ll Drexel on Friday in the double­ to find a command for every player move in with his sister after he elimination tournament. continued from page 88 seem to shut down in games,'' Lavey who touches the ball, where he graduates in May, and he' II con­ "I'd axe it." Hofstra (I 2-0 America East) said. "We played a good game and I throws it and what the result is. tinue working part-time for the DeBusschere who took one step and easily clinched the No. I seed and thought we had them." Otherwise, you won' t see this on Orioles until he can get hi s desired fired to give the Hens their largest lead will play on its home field Following a restart less than three the scoreboard when Alomar --Tim Breslin on what he'd do position in public relations. of the day, 5-2. throughout the tournament. minutes into the founh quarter, Penn comes to bat in the third: " I st with "Thank God I'm a And he has added incentive for Slowly but surely, Penn State fought " I wanted to be at least a No. 3 State gained control of the ball in inning -- Double to left, safe at working with the team: Breslin back. Seven minutes into the second Country Boy" if he had control. seed,'" Ferguson said. "That keeps Delaware's zone. After working the thi rd on error." The computer was a pitcher during his days at half, Lion attacker John Chescavage us away from Hofstra in the first ball around the Hens' goal, Chescavage translates the commands, but Salesianum, where he also played took the ball from midfield and ran ro und. But we aren't afraid of scored his second goal of the game to Breslin has to enter them. basketball. Both team lost in the straight down the middle of the field, them." give the Lions an I I -8 lead. He gets to the park four hours before the game starts. championship rounds his senior year. vinually untouched. He entered the Ferguson said because of the "We played hard for four quarters,'" Unti l the first pitch, it 's Breslin's job to type the lineups of "I'd rather be playing, of course," he says, '·but I'm not Delaware zone, shot and scored to cut parity in the conference, any team Shillinglaw said. "We had a lapse in both teams into his computer and to do whatever else his complaining." the Hens' lead to 7-5. can win. defense and it was costly.'' boss, Vince Steiner, has set aside for him. After all, Breslin 's paycheck bears the emblem of a Following two more unanswered "Even as a No. 2 seed, I think Delaware hung tough , though, rally­ Sometimes, he programs the biography boxes. Those major-league team. goals, the Lions had tied the score with people still see us as an under­ ing to tie on senior midfielder Andy are the tidbits of information about each player that appear "I was thinking about not cashing it when I got my first 6:5 I left to play in the third quarter. dog," she said. " We haven ' t Ward's third goal of the game. But on the big screen when the player comes to bat. check," he says with a reminiscent smile. "But then I real­ After Bruder scored to regain the secured that respect in our confer­ Penn State's offense was too strong, as The control room is flooded with seven-inch television ized I could use the money." lead for the Hens, Penn State went on ence yet. And I have no problem Jackson put the game out of reach less screens -- 24 of them on the Jumbo Tron producer's And during those moments when he 's holding the wire another scoring streak, and this time it with that underdog role. than a minute later. panel. He sits there during the game and relays messages for a television camera on the field as Cal Ripken and cost Delaware the game. ''I'm very proud of all these The Hens will travel to play to people about which camera shot wi II appear on the Sachio Kinugasa throw out the ceremonial first pitches, Four unanswered goals by the Lions women. They've worked hard all Vermont tomorrow at 4 p.m. , before screen. Tim Breslin feels waves of goose bumps shoot through his built a lead that proved to be too much year. They rose to the ·occasion this returning home to close out their sea­ Ready ro dissolve 12, he says into the headset. Dissolve body. He knows that he just may have the coolest job on for the Hens. weekend, ano I believe we can son at home against New Hampshire 12. Ready to dissolve II. Lift II up some. OK, dissolve II. earth. "We play we ll in practice, bu t we beat anybody right now." on Saturday afternoon at I.

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SOFTBALL COLLEGE B ASEBALL DELAWARE SPORTS CALENDAR

April 25. 1997 April 25. 1997 G<1me One George Mason 9. DELAWARE 8 DELAWARE BASEBALL TEA:\1 LEADERS Tues. Wed. Thor. Fri. Sat. Sun. Mon. Delaware 010 000 I 2--49 2 Delaware AI!RliB..ll.l.l!.I!SQ 4/29 4/30 5/1 5/2 5/3 5/4 5/5 Vermont 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 I -- 3 10 5 Colunio SS 4 0 0 I 0 Nam e Avg GP-GS AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI TB Slg BB HBPSO GDPO B Ardizzone 28 6 2 I 0 Gellert. Scott 1.00 3-0 I I I 0 0 0 2 2.00 0 0 0 0 1.00 August 3B 4 3 3 4 UD---Krysta Pidstawsk.i and Bo nita Seaman. Pulito. Darren .472 38-33 127 35 60 13 I 10 48 105 .827 10 5 17 2 .521 UV M-Wendy Houston and Melissa Manuchio. Mench RF 4 I I I 2 August Brian .435 40-40 138 53 60 17 0 12 52 113 .819 32 7 12 2 .550 Baseball Home games at Delaware Diamond E UD- Robin Zielinski (2). Chris Brady: UVM Mahony I B 4 I 3 I I Mench. Kevin A 16 41-41 149 49 62 14 5 12 54 122 .819 13 3 16 I .473 - Kristen Briggs (J). Jen \Vinslow. Anna Curry. Pulito DH 5 0 0 0 0 3 . Colunio. Dan A I) 41-41 172 50 71 14 0 I 21 88 .512 16 5 8 4 .469 Villanova Rutgen; Mnine* UNH* James 28. UD- Zielinski. Lauren Baugher: UVM­ Eyman LF 5 I 3 0 0 Giles. Ken . .395 21-12 43 II 17 2 I 8 24 .558 4 0 3 0 .438 (DH) (DHl Madison Duffie CF 4 0 0 0 I Bngg Ardizzone. Man .387 40-40 163 43 63 17 4 3 25 97 .595 2 3 12 I .398 @Frawley McSherry C 5 0 2 I 0 2 Mahony. Tim 370 41-41 154 37 57 12 0 II 52 102 .662 12 4 19 2 .410 Stadium Phillips P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Eyman. Brad .331 37-37 121 33 40 9 I 6 23 69 .570 21 4 31 4 .+19 3pm. Frey P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Duffie. Andre .293 41 -38 14031 41 8 3 6 30 73 521 14 0 21 2 .357 3 p.m. noon II a.m. 7 p.m. Stern P 0 0 0 0 0 0 McSherry. Jamie .287 39-38 129 22 37 II I 2 23 56 .434 9 0 16 2 .33 1 TOTALS 41 8 14 8 5 12 Trivits. Dan .190 14-3 21 4 I 0 0 I 5 .238 4 0 6 0 .320 Apnl 25. 1997 Softball Home games at Delaware Field Pr:z.iosi. Ryan .147 19-5 34 8 0 0 0 4 I .147 5 2 15 .293 Game Two George Mason R.lilll.ll SQ Simpson. Jeff .143 11-0 7 0 I 0 0 0 0 0 . 143 0 0 2 .143 AI! R li America America America Rutherford CF 3 2 2 2 3 0 Pinkman. Jeff .000 1·0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 0 0 0 I .000 Delaware 0 0 0 I I I 0--3 6 2 East East East Haas 2B 5 ] 2 0 0 Osbeck. Jason .000 3-0 I I 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 I 0 0 0 .500 Vermont 1000000--124 Colangelo RF 5 I 2 0 0 Voltz. Matt .000 2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 0 0 0 0 .000 Cho.mp. Champ. Champ. Filson I B 4 I 2 I I 0 UD--Krisu O'Connell and Kelly Dowell. Totals .370 41-41 1403 378 519 11 9 16 64 341 862 .614 144 33 17823 .435 Morri son 38 5 0 2 0 0 @Hofstra @Hofstra @Hofstra UV M-Jaime Bergin, Christen Gair, Wendy Opponents .253 41 -41 1249 158 316 53 6 30 145 471 .377 120 14 26824 .324 Devin LF 5 I 2 I 0 Houston and Mehssa Mauuchio. E: U D - Visconti DH 5 0 0 0 0 2 Z1ehnski, O'Connell: UVM-- Briggs (2). Men's Lacrosse Home games at Delaware Mini-Stadium Gibbs SS 4 0 0 0 0 I Nocera. Mauuchio. SH: UD- Kayatta. Name ERA W·L APP GS CG SV t P H R ER 8 8 SO HR BF 8/Avg Forthofer PH I 0 0 0 0 Frey. Chris 2.21 6·0 9 8 5 0 57.046 IS 14 17 57 5 229 .222 Vermont UNH MartineC 3 I I 0 2 2 Phillips. Matt 2.25 7-0 10 8 6 2 56.042 17 14 29 55 5 233 .210 Lavender P 0 0 0 0 0 0 S1ern. Dave 2.92 6-1 9 6 I 0 49.1 36 17 16 23 47 3 203 .202 Garofalo P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Donovan. Man 4.65 4-0 8 4 0 0 3 1. 0 41 19 16 II 18 2 148 .313 Aronson P 0 0 0 0 0 0 April 26, 1997 Gellen,Scoq 4.99 3- i 17 3 I 8 39.042 22 22 9 .12 3 171 .268 TOTALS 40 9 13 8 6 8 Game One Plesse. Marc 5.16 3-2 9 2 0 0 22.2 22 15 13 10 18 2 106 .239 4 p.m. I p.m. Berger. Craig 5.44 5-I 8 7 2 0 44.2 54 33 27 12 29 6 202 .295 Delawa re 3 I 0 0 3 0 I 0 0 ()--8 14 2 August. Brian 6.55 1·0 4 2 0 0 11 .0 14 8 8 5 6 4 51 .311 Delaware I 0 l I 0 0 0 -- 3 II 0 Home games at Delaware Mini-Stadium George Mason 0 0 4 0 2 0 I I 0 1--913 2 Porcelli. Bryan 6.75 1·0 4 I 0 0 8.0 12 7 6 3 4 0 41 .3 16 Women's Lacrosse Hartford 000 200 0--25 I Pinkman. Jeff 12 .27 0-0 2 0 0 0 3.2 7 5 5 I 2 0 19 .389 N01e: I out. 3 runners LOB when 1he game ended. Lehigh America Allllll'ica UD---Krys1a Pidsrawski and Bonita Seaman. UH Tota ls 3.93 36·5 41 41 15 10 323.0 3 16 158 141 120 268 30 1403 .253 - Belh Love and Liz Young. E: UH- Allison East East E-Colunio (II). Phillips (I). Lavender (I). Opponen1s 8.83 5-36 41 41 7 307.2 519 378 302 1+1 178 64 1617 .370 Gavazzi. 28 : UD- Uurie Brosnahan: UH­ Cbamp. Cbamp. Manine (6). DP--Delaware 2. GM I. LOB-­ Kristine Hewitt. HBP: UD-- Robin Zielinski. @UD Delaware 9. GM 9. 2B--Ardizzone 2 ( 19). Eyman (tUD WP: UD- Pidstawski. (10), Mahony (15), Devitt (13). Filson (5). Haas (9), 3:30p.m. Morrison (8). H R--August 3 ( 16). Mahony ( 12). WOMEN'S LACROSSE MEN'S L ACROSSE Mench ( 14). Rutherford (3). SB-Mench (5). CS-­ Men's Tennis Home matches at UD F ie ld House April 26. 1997 Eyman (3). Rutherford (4). SH--Colunio. April 25. 1997 April 26. 1997 Game Two DE LAWARE 13, Vermont 3 Penn State 13. DELAWARE 12 Delawa re IP H R ER BB SO Delaware 1 0 2 0 0 0 2 - 5 8 I Phillips 4.0 6 4 3 2 2 Delawar e 8 5 -- 13 Penn State (No. 12) 2 2 5 4 -- 13 Ve rmont Ha rtford 0 0 0 0 I 0 0 - I 4 I Frey 3.0 4 3 I 2 3 I 2 --3 Dela wa re 4 3 I 4 - 12 • Stern ( L. 6-2) 2.1 3 2 2 2 3 UD--Kristi O'Connell and Kelly Dowell; UH - Goals: UD-- Sullivan (2). Hefner (2). Buck (2). Goals: PSU- John Chescavage (4), Greg ' Susan Dvorak and liz Young. 28: UD­ George Mason IP H R ER BB SO Hills. Kennedy, McEntee. Shoemaker. Kelly Swift. Jackson (3). Sean Huse (3). Chris Killoren. lim O'Connell. 38: -- Kristen Kayatta. 5 8 : UD-­ Lavender 4.0 9 7 7 3 Robyn Hill , Jen Dempsey: UVM- Price (2). Eldridge. Chris Schiller: UD- Jim Bruder (4). Men's Golf Home course at Newark Country Club Weinberg. Assists: UD- McEn1ee (4). Chns Brady: UH-- Amy Sabo. CS: UD-­ Garofalo 4.0 4 I I 2 7 Andy Ward (3). Dennis DeBusschere (2). Ken Tammy Good. SH: UD-- Lisa Frank. WP: UH Aronson 2.0 I 0 0 2 Shoemaker. Buck. Kennedy. Hefner: UVM -­ Carrington, Jim Carl. Chris Felosky. Assists: PSU Jennifer Scheeler. Saves: UD- Carey Sebastian. -- Jackson (2}, Killoren (2). Huss: UD- Dennis NCAA NCAA -Dvorak. \ VP- Aronson. Garofalo. Start: 2:30p.m. Tim e: 2:<1-1. Attendance: 150. 6: UVM - Kate Farnesworth. I 6. Byrne (2). Carrington. Bruder. Sean Carney. Scotty Scotty Saves: PSU- 15 (Kevin Keenan: I 5 saves. I 2 Duncan Duncan goals. 60 minutes): UD - 14 (Brian Cooper: 14 Memorial Memorial MEN'S T ENNIS T RACK AND FIELD saves. I 3 goals. 60 minutes). ·shots: PSU- 45. UD-- 37: G mundba lls : PSU- 38. UD- 53: Men 's Results FaceofTs: PSU-- 18. UD- 10: Extra Man . April 26. 1997 April25. 1997 KEY America East Championship Final Penn Relays .t .'{ 100 mecer relay (Allen Truban. Rick Romeo. John Goals: PSU-- I for 7. UD-- 2 for 6: Clears: PSU-- 30 of 36. UD-- 25 of 29: Penalties: PSU Delaware- 6 Boston U. 1 Marino. Gary Fairchild). 43 .72 (6th in heat): .t :<. 200 ' - 6 for 5:00: UD- 7 for 5:30: Attendance: ,, w~onwmunu'suRM•~sw~•~·------meter rel:l.y (Gary Fairchild. Alh: n Truban. Andn:w Singles: Schmidt. D. def Carrera. 2-6. 6-1. 1· .. ~- 2.500. . (default): Lusti!. D. def Sturncr. 6-0. 6-2: Kosta. D. def. -l ;\ 100 meter relay (Nina Anderson. Crystal Mack. Joh11son. G:1rre11 Thompson). I :27.96 (.tth in heat. J2nd DENOTES HOME GAME overa ll): Dins1ance Medley ReiOly (Bryr\n Wilson. ' Toon. 6-4. 6·3~ lkmslein. D. def. Schasmy. 6-4. 6-2: Laurie March. Kristen Singlelon). 5l.9S (7th in heOll ): .t D ~ Parameswaran. D. dcf. Glase-r. 7·6 (7-4). 1-2 (default ): x 800 meter relay (Kristen Robbi ns. D::mielle Doohan. Andrew Johnson. Jon Giesmar. Rich Marsanico). lkcerra. BU . def Johnson. 6-2.6-2. Alicia Brennan. Caron Marra). 9:30.75 (251h): .t x ~00 10: 16.0-l (no place available): .t x 100 mel!!r rday (Brian ' DENOTES ROAD GAME Doubles: Lustig·Ekmstein. D. clef Carrera·Chris meter relay (Singleton, Julie Tavares. Jill Hickman . i)(mlein. Bokah Worjolah. GOlrren Thompson. r-.'ick Ransom. 8-6~ Kosta· Kenny Lovell. D. defToon-Giast'r 8· Krislen Sweeney). 4:09A2 (9th in heat). Mci ntosh). 3:18.8-t (4th in heat) D ; 5~ Schastny-Bccerra. BU. def ParalllC:swar:m-Johnson. 8- 5 * D ENOTES CONFERENCE GAME :

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April 29, 1997 • B8 Delaware wins first America East title

just been relentless in their pursuit the lone team point. 17-3 this season. Bernstein and gles, Delaware took close matches of that goal." The Terriers' lone point came at partner Mike Lustig went 2-1 in at Nos. 3 and 6. No.3 seed Hens dominate The Hens posted singles victo­ No. 6 singles where Rodrigo doubles competition during the At No. 6, Johnson found himself ries from senior Zach Schmidt at Becerra downed freshman Chris weekend. down a set before grabbing two No. I singles, senior Mike Lustig at Johnson. Parameswaran ended the season tight victories in the remaining sets No. 5 Boston U. for crown No. 2, sophomore Todd Kosta at Travis was with 11 straight No. 5 singles victo­ to win the match 2-6, 7-5, 7-5. No. 3, sophomore Ira Bernstein at MEN'S TENNIS n a m e d ries to finish with a 16-l record. He With the team score knotted at 3- BY BRAD JENNINGS Saturday night. No. 4 and senior Subash America East and Johnson led the team in doubles 3, only No. 3 si ngles remained. Sports Editor The conference title is the team's Parameswaran at No. 5. 6 ..... Coach of the victories with a l 0-6 mark. Kosta dropped the first set 4-6, but The Delaware men's tennis team first of any kind since capturing the The Hens also took the doubles Hens Year, while "We really didn't know what to fought back. After facing elimina­ won its first America East champi­ 1974 Middle Atlantic Conference point with wins from Lustig and Boston U. 1 Hens singles expect going in," Travis said. "We tion in the second et, Kosta came onship Sunday in Burlington, Vt., championship. Bernstein, and Kosta and Kenny players felt like anyone could win." alive, winning two close sets 7-5,6- beating No. 5 seed Boston Delaware avenged a loss to Lovell. Parameswaran, Kosta and Bernstein While the Hens breezed through 4 to send the Hens to the finals. University 6-1 in the championship Boston University in last year's "We were very fortunate to get earned All-America East honors Sunday's final with Boston "That was a nail-bigbter," "travis game. final round. the doubles point," Travis said. after going undefeated in the three­ University, Hartford proved to be a said. "The tennis was amazing. The No. 3 seed Hens (15-5) "[The team members] set the The teams split the first two dou­ day tournament. more formidable opponent on There were so many great plays. advanced to the final round by shut­ conference championship as their bles matches, and Lustig and Bernstein earned all-conference Saturday. "And [Kosta] handled the pres­ ting out Towson State 7-0 Friday No. I goal this year," Delaware Bernstein were down 3-6 before honors for the second straight year. After submitting the doubles sure very well." before slipping by Hartford 4-3 coach Laura Travis said. "They've rebounding for an 8-6 win to claim He posted a No. 4 singles record of point and points at Nos. 1 and 2 sin- Hens Who's on first? Ask this guy go4-0 As scoreboard on road operator for the Orioles, Tim Breslin 9-4 conference just may have the record lands coolest job on Earth No.2 seed BY CHRISTOPHER YASIEJKO BY BRAD JENNINGS SportS Editor ALTIMORE - There he stood, five feet Sports Editor Delaware softball coach B. J. from the most enduring baseball player of B Ferguson said she wanted to return all time. Last June 17, three days after breaking Sachio Kinugasa's world record of 2,215 from the weekend's four-game consecutive games played, Cal Ripken Jr. stepped America East road trip with at lea t onto the raised platform before the media for a a 2-2 split. pregame press conference at Camden Yards. "Three-and-! would be ideal," Tim Breslin was there. It's his job. she said before the trip. "Actually, As an intern in the productions department of 4-0 would be ideal, but we have to the Orioles organization, Breslin, a senior majoring be realistic. It's hard to play on the road." in communications at the university, was enjoying one of the many perks that his position yields. He But Ferguson's ideal vision had just finished arranging several chairs and a became reali- table atop the platform, neatly lined up so Ripken ty. The Hens and any other club members could swiftly find a s w e p t through seat. 11 The 36-year-old future Hall of Farner, humbly Vermont on absorbing the relentless media attention that The Friday with -H-en-5---4-_3-....,.- 4-3 and 3-1 Streak has invited, graciously moved his larger v i c t o r i e s . Vermont 3-1 than life 6-foot-4, 220-pound frame toward the seat THE REV1EW/John Chabalko Breslin bad arranged. He reached his hand behind The team Hens 3_5 ...,. Delaware senior communications major Tim Breslin has the best office of them all - the control room at the then took his body to get a feel for where the chair was situ­ care of Hartford 2-1 ated. press level behind home plate at Oriole Park at Camden Yards. And just then, the seat onto which Cal Ripken Hartford was going to lower himself slipped. Sunday with 3-2 and 5-1 wins. "No," he said. "I was nine." Breslin skipped a breath. The scoreboard in center field- that's Tim, too. And thanks to the four-game Ripken wasn't the first Oriole Breslin has met since he start­ Was this hero, this legend among living men, He operates the play-by-play from the air-conditioned control sweep, the Hens (22-17, 9-4 ed his internship last year. That was Bobby Bonilla, now with room on the upper press level behind home plate. He sits on a Breslin thought, going to have his streak broken on America East) grabbed the No. 2 the Florida Marlins. the day of its very celebration . . . because of a cushioned purple chair (the kind that has wheels so fluid you can seed for this weekend's America chair? And baseball players aren't the only celebrities Breslin has roll across the room with one tough sneeze) and be wears a East Championships at Hofstra met while working at Camden Yards. Just two weeks ago, while Ripken looked down and saw the back leg of the headset so he can communicate with his peers and hi s superiors Univeristy. setting up television cameras for the Jumbo Tron, Breslin met chair tilted half on the platform, half floating in during the game. "It was more than I could have Wonder Woman Linda Carter. midair. He lifted his head, looked at Breslin with His actual duties include sitting at his computer terminal and expected," Ferguson said of the his biting blue eyes and spoke. "She wasn't wearing her uniform, though," he said. "But it punching "B" for a ball or "S" for a strike, depending on what road trip. "That wouldn't be good, now, would it?'' was still neat to see someone I used to watch on TV as a kid." he sees the umpire call on the batter below. No one sends him In the first game against Ripken said, smiling at Breslin jokingly. the decision; Breslin must decipher the motions himself. Vermont ( 12-17, 3-7 America ow Breslin works for pay at Oriole Park - $60 per "No," the intern said as he returned the smile A few times last year, he'd mistakenly type "S" when the East), Delaware trailed 2-1 in the with a sigh of relief. "It wouldn't be good at all." N game. He's one of more than 15 people (most are full­ umpire called a ball. He can easily correct that with a simple seventh. The Hens scored two in time employees) in production who will go to virtually "You remember when that happened to [then­ command, but he says that some umpires are difficult to read. the top of the inning to take the manager] Joe Altobelli at the '84 team banquet?" every one of the 81 home games this season. They team up to "Like the ump tonight [Mike Reilly]. Most umps have a def­ lead, but the Catamounts respond­ Ripken asked. "He nearly fell flat on his back." operate every piece of audio-visual information that many fans inite pump for a strike, like this," Breslin says, throwing his fist ed with one in the bottom to force take for granted when they go to the ballpark. Breslin, as much as he wanted to keep the con­ upward and behind his head. "But tonight, this guy was tough to extra innings. versation flowing by agreeing, couldn't avoid the When the "H" or the "E" flashes on the letters of ''The figure out sometimes. He has a kind of thing where he just goes In the top of the eighth, senior truth. Baltimore Sun" to designate a hit or an error, it's because Lauren Baugher si ngled and Breslin pushed the button. see COOLEST JOB page B7 moved to third on a double by sophomore Robin Zielinski. Baugher scored the winning run on a throwing error by Vermont short­ stop Kristen Briggs. Sophomore pitcher Krysta Pidstawski struck out three and recorded the win. Penn State edges Hens In the second match with the Cats, freshman pitcher Kristi O'Connell allowed just one run on scored the game-winning goal with the ball for the majority of the game. two hits in the 3-1 win. Baugher Losing streak 2:12 to play after a scuffle for the ball But with 18 seconds left to play in was 2-for-3 in the game with a run in front of Delaware's goal. Jackson the third quarter, Penn State junior mid­ scored and freshman Chris Brady finished with three goals and two fielder Tim Eldridge ran toward the went 3-for-4 with an RBI. extends to assists, earning him game MVP hon-. Hens' goal and faced hardly any resis­ Delaware's good fortune contin­ ors. tance. He stopped, frred and scored to ued Sunday in Hartford (11-23, 2-8 ntne games Even the bright spots for the Hens give the Lions the lead for the first time America East) as the Hens grabbed didn't shine against the Nittany Lions. since the first minute of play. a 3-0 lead in game one and held on BY JAMIEAMATO Delaware sophomore attacker Kevin ''It's just the nature of lacrosse that for a 3-2 win. Senior Kristen Kayatta and sophomore Laurie Assistant Sports Editor Lavey, who goals come in spurts," Delaware coach If winning is contagious, apparently currently Bob Shillinglaw said. "Unfortunately, Brosnahan each had three hits in the game. losing is, too. After winning two of its leads America we couldn't contain them when they first four games, the Delaware men's East with 32 MBN's started scoring." Baugher added two hits and an RBI as the Hens posted 11 hits. lacrosse team appeared to be on the goals and is LACROSSE Penn State opened the scoring less right track to improving on last sea­ ranked sixth------than a minute into the game, but Pidstawski (11-7) allowed five son's 8-7 record. However, the Hens in the nation Penn State 13...,. Delaware gained control of the game hits and struck out three in her had suffered eight consecutive losses in scoring, Hens 12 when freshman midfielder Ken fourth straight win. was shutout .;,;;;;;,;..___ ..;,;;;... before dropping Saturday's contest to Carrington scored unassisted to knot In the final game of the week­ No. 12 Penn State, 13-12, at Delaware for the first time in 21 games. the score at l. end, Baugher and Brady each belt­ Stadium. "I don't know what happened," With 9: 13 remaining in the first ed two hits and Kayatta singled in Despite the fact that four of the loss­ Lavey said. 'They just snuck up on us quarter, junior midfielder Chris two runs as the Hens pulled away es were to Top 20 teams, Delaware has and got the best of us." Felosky penetrated the Lions' zone and for a 5-I win. O'Connell notched been outscored 136-88 throughout the On the Third Annual Delaware scored unassisted to give the Hens a 2- her ll tb win of the season, allow­ school-record nine-game losing streak, Youth Lacrosse Day, the Hens had llead. ing just one run on four hits. and has not won a game since March positioned themselves beautifully to Less than two minutes into the sec­ "Both pitchers threw good REV1EW/Bob Weill 15 . snap their losing streak against Penn ond quarter, Delaware midfielder Jim games," Ferguson said. "We made Saturday's game against Penn State was within reach for the Against the Nittany Lions, Penn State - they held the lead for more Bruder passed to a wide-open Dennis some mistakes, but we fought through them. We're playing very Hens, but the Lions held on to beat Delaware 13-12. State senior attacker Greg Jackson than 32 minutes of play and controlled see MEN'S LAX page 87 see SOFfBALL page B7 f