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Paducah Daily Register, Pages 9-12, September 17, 1905 Paducah Daily Register

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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Newspapers at Murray State's Digital Commons. It has been accepted for inclusion in Paducah Daily Register by an authorized administrator of Murray State's Digital Commons. For more information, please contact [email protected]. fol. ETTER Secfion PADUCAH DAILY , COOL • REGIS ERe Pages9 To 1 Standard, Est. April, 1884. 'PADUCAH, KY., SL nit./ MORNING, SEPTEMBER Register, Est. May, 1896. 17: 1905. VOL 22, NO. 119 ALM'S LAMP OF AMERICUSAINE WOMAN FINED THE DATE CHANGED TRAVELERS PROTECTIVE ASSOCIATION,

MANY DISORDERLY HOUSE HORSE SHOW WILL NOT COOKING STEAK AND CURLING HAIR WITH CAPTURED BE AN INTERESTING AGREE CASES CONTINUED UNTIL GIVEN UNTIL OC- LETTER FROM NATIONAL DIRECTOR JERRY LIGHTNING-1SLECTRICITY THE GENII THAT BRINGS WEDNESDAY. CKLED TOBER 18-x9-2o M. PORTER, PREPARING THE WAY FOR THE "FLYING MOST TWENTIETH-CENTURY COMFORTS AND NECLESSI- SQUADRON"—MANY NEWSY AND INTERESTING NOTES -EARLY TIES—HOW THE "FLUID" HELPS US TALK, TRAVELS, AND Ed Pankey, White, Was Held to Five Per Cent Entrance FOR LOCAL DIRECTORS. • PURE the Fees Will STAY AT HOME. Grand Jury for Cutting Will Be Charged in Evente Where Smith on Labor Day. Money Prizes Are Given. MT. Editor:—Friday and Saturday Our members are requested to telegram says: When ,eend And 23rd A Boston friend now situated in a splendid of September has make their plan. to attend the T. P. One conviction resulted in the po- The promoters of the Horse Show been set Benjamin Franklin sent up his fa- New York mansion. The aside by. the national detec- A. and P. T. banquet room into lice court yesterday morning before have changed the dates for that en- C. on Sat- tors of the Travelers Protective as- urdaa night, mous kite and captured electricity he which she was shown was a large Judge Sanders, where there was up tertainment to October i8th, 23rd, before the opening' 19th, sociation at the request of the local of the would, perhaps, have been even more drawing room filled with bric-a-brac, ;an trial the different4m9es charging and 2oth in order to escape carnival on the 25th, each of the post membership of Paducah, for a you surprised 'had he suddenly realized anckin one corner a splendid old Se- people section of Illinois Central pay car will be expected to he on hand, of the Red Row 1 date. When visit by what is known as the "Flying that in less than two centuries human- clan chair that the owner had picked and of course taice part in the parade Pa the city with running disorderly the pay car comes, in the retail es- Squadron" from the national board ity would he cooking its breakfust up in Europe. The visitor making the opening night of the carnival. a houses. The fine was assessed tablishments down in the business co-operating with Paducah local post with this same mysterious substance. tour of inspection to while away the portion Each member is expected to be in against Lula Harris, and amounted to of the city have to keep open in a general rally there for member- Using captured lightning to toast time tia her hostess (who, being this parade and will call at carnival of $25. Until next Wednesday was con- for the railroaders trade, and as the ship, and Mr. Louis Rosen and Mr. bread and boil an egg or two seems the fashion, was headquarters, 115 South Fourth not unlikely at that tinued the cases charging Lucy Au- proprietors and many clerks Ire Fred R. Scharlache street almost dierespectful to Providence. both of St. Louis, for instructions moment curling her hair with an elec- gustus, Red Watson, Mrs. Ross, Liz- Ameng the Horse Show movers and and the writer as to where we will But every year more and more people will be sent by the meet tritel curling iron) should appear to zie Ford, Mrs. Woman have to be out looking after the en- national before marching. are doing it. Heating by electricity— and Dora board to Paducah on that receive bee, approached the old Se- Mayers watt constsietilig tertainment -while on, the' ahanged occasion, Secretary H. C. Hoover goes to and heating means cooking, washing similar es- and I look forward to the dan chair and was suddenly surprised tablishments. the dates so as not to come the same meeting Hopkinsville Sunday night for two or the dishes, and various other every- with great anticipations of to hear the sound of a bell ,ringing time the pay car does. It has been some three days' trip. day 'household utilities--has "made Until the 30th of this month wa good woric•to be done for Pa- within it. Somewhat stauded the d.cided to charge a five per cent en- good" in all the larger American continued the case charging Will C. ducah. Mr. Ernest Lackey leaves today for stepped back when a neat maid ap- ranee fee to parties enterieg the cities and in many of smaller Gray with keeping open his saloon The Travelers' Protective associa- a trip up the Ohio river in the inter- the peared mysteriously, stepped into the event' during the Horse Show where should on 'South Fourth street last Sunday. tion is one of the very strongest est of the firm of Hecht & Co., also ones. What we do without pId chair and began a conversation Timmy prizes are given. Whatever or- electricity, as it is utilized in the con- City Attorney Tom Harrison is out ganizations of ceminercial men in the a little advertising fora theocarnival. aver the omnipresent telephone con- the amount of money prise given, the venient trolly eeat of the city until that date and for United States, and is organized as Mr. Milton Sanchied rodior- ot car and tlir almota, ed within it. As the hostess ex- entries will have to pay five per cent leaves this af- universal telephone, for this reason the postponement is no other one is after the same form ternoon is as oFfficuit plained afterward, it made a "perfect of the prize to get in the event. No -for Memphis, Tenn., and will a modern to imagine have ove " granted. and system of the national govern- retuth Tuesday as it would l ly telephone booth, an the charges will be Made to anyone en- or Wednesday. been ancestors to realize how ment of the United Statei. Mr. for our guests of its former occupants prob- Cute Montgomery, colored, was tering for the special prizes to be R. C. Benner returned from ever without can- We have the world got on ably enjoyed the stray bits of gos- given a continuance until tomorrow awarded. There are quite a number a national president with the Enet Thursday and takes up the dies and Dutch ovens, sip they now and then overheard, be- of the case charging tam with gamb- of the latter. his cabinet composed of the national carnival work. Mr. Benner will have board of directors charger Everybody knows more or less tween 'herself and a list of friends and ling. Orders have been sent for z000 with the same kind of the Country Store during of state division organizations about electricity as applied to the big acquaintances ail over the country. Ed Pankey, white, was held to the Horse Show buttons that are to be with the week. their president and cabinet, public ,utilities, but acquaintance with Often, too, in hotel living, the tel- grand jury in $3oo bond for cutting sold for twenty-five cents each and and the Mr. R. S. VanLoon called yester- same kind of post divisions the many uses of the "flue to make ephone serves as the means of bring- Will Smith at Second and Jefferson in this manner several hundred dollars with their day at carnival headquarters, stating preselients and cabinet in domestic living more comfortable is ing tht guest some of the other elec- streets on Labor Day. Both were in raised, to help defray the expenses of all of the he was doing all he could to make still conened largely to the individual cities in thirty six states, representing the trical conveniences. Electric heaters the big parade given that day and the show. carnival a suceess, and was adver- users. How many persons know, national, stare, and municipal govern- for for curling irons for instance, are so Pankey wanted Smith to wear a sun- It has been arranged that several tising same along the route. example, that a man may go on a ment. Only traveling men and the often carried away entirely as flower, like the balance of their del- brass bands will be contracted with thvOur brother Louis Cornilland is in journey with a stove in his steamer to wholerale or manufacturing houses venirsa that some of the large hotels egation, but Smith objected and this furnish music on the streets ity. trunk? Such is the fact, bowever; .throughout they represent and buyers and sellers that started out with a set in every resulted in a quarrel during wkich the entire day of the three The P. T. M. C. and T. P. A. the stove, together with a cup that dates for same are eligible for membership. room have been driven to make a rule Pankey cut the other with a kinfe. set apart for the show. Thie parade Monday night should be one will hold three and a half pints of that whoever wants them shall call The similar charge will keep things lively and be a ,Each national, state, and munici- ot the best ever. Let all of our tn,em- water, packing something against Smith division away in up the office over the individual tel- was disni i seed. source of amusement to all. pal has its standing com- bere be sure to be on hand. than less the space needed for a pan ephone that has nowadays become The show promoters and commit- mittees representing railroad, hotel, - gr. R. C. Benner, chairman of the of elsoce The little stove looks like legislative pomace.y universal in first-class me- teemen will meet again Tuesday ev- andorpress departments, country store, will gladly sell yeti all plain iron A Turkish Girl's Debut. looking a disk, but inside of it are tropolitan liostellies. And in these ening at the Commercial club head- constantly after the interests the chances you desire. the wires that generate heat when- quarters on of the whole people in these four same hotels the electric broiler is Vial) a Turkish South Third street. Our congen al Mr. R. S. Van Loon ever it is connected with an electric girl is eight years divisions, besides the accident insur- rapidly distplacing the 'less reliable ohrehe is free will a-some charge of the reception lieu fixture. And this heat is with- to ten about and play ance it given to "bed of coals" in handling steak., the same After Him Again. its membership. and conemittee and assure you every out flame, and therefore, much safer as her brother. After this court chops — is all kept up on a level premium toy pos-ible at than an alcohol burner. It provides and broiled, fish or chicken. that time, says the Washington Star, our hands. gibe (New York Sun.) of only eleven dollars a year from The American bins with hot water for shaving, bath- In the "electrical household" chaf- is regarded as a grown-up. She Ines will be the Paths ing This Woman's Christian Socialism which sum we pay out from twelve ing- or drinking—if happens dish parties are, of course, con- leaves school aad puts on a veil. She cah Traveling 'Men's headquarters, he to be turns a sinister face to Mere Man. to twenty thousand dollars every one of the ducted with electric chafing dishes, is forbidden to run about. No man where all traveling men are welcome. god-sized aemy of men The chiefs of the movement are go- month and we have accumulated a re- who find the heat being not only More regu- except her father or iausband is allow- Invite your fellow traveler to come that good digestion waits ing to send, prepaid, to Washington serve fund of one hundred thousand on a *regular glass of hot water—or, lar but much safer than that sup- ed to look upon her face, and she is in and spend the week. ` plied forty-five women representing the dollars now iratested in St. Louis maybe, for a little work by the familiar alcohol fainter. not permitted to go into her father's Old J. L. Smithwick, the famous laundry ne- several states. The forty-five bonds and interest-bearing bank cer- cessitated by the exigencies of travel. But in many households where elec- part of the house. candy, cracker mans is the onliest of will sound to that coward and tificates, which reserve fund we have tricity has not displaced either the Her parents begin to arrange for them all. He is still thioking why he- If he likes to keep his clothes luxurious town their terrible ap- never tied to use any part of, and (ye coal or gas stove the electric oven her marriage—she has nothing to say should join the P. T. M. Think pressed his trunk may alio contain proach, sto.m the capitol, occupy have on hands now in the open bene- C. has become extremely popular The in the matter. She must be married the it over, Johnnie. an electric pressing iron which hitch- White House, and demand, temporar- fit and expense fund more than achantaire of the electric oven is that by the time she is eleven, and her Brother Joe Rothschild was in es to a oonvenient electric light fix- ily bat firmly, that "the old and ef- ninety thouiand dollars besides, the it heats up quickly, maintains a per- husband will probably be about sev- 5° city last week but failed to ture. Wionvi travellers nowadays fete constitution be abrogated and a the conduct of the Travelers Protec- at show up fectly uniform heat; to cook a pie or enteen. In Turkey an unmarried man aeadquarters How often carry these convenient irons. new constitution, meeting the tive associatioreis a marvel asia busi- about it, Joe? bake a loaf of bread takes just so or woman is unkown. Such a state exi- Call and see and their remarkable safety is illus- gencies of the hour, be ness success. The Paducah post has what we have assigned long every day in the week, and there is looked upon as disgraceful. adopted." to you. trated by a bit of carelessness that The constitution must be old and about three hundred members, the is no opening of the oven door to When a wedding arrives the cere- Secretary H. C. •-•,-, key occurred in a New York ho- effete, or so many people wouldn't Louisville post about five hundred, from Hicrover returned see if there's "anything doing" inside monies last a week. The wedding Jackson, ed night, under any other form be yearning to amend or reform and we are very anxious to add on Tenet., Tuesday and the oven with consequent despair if dress is a most gorgeous affair, often it rcports of heating 'have had the most serious altogether. If anybody can save this coming occasion at least one the best business this there's nothing doing or If the stove costing $1,aoo, being embroidered in it, says consequences. A woman who had the lienorable Joseph Weldon hundred new members to Paducah he can't fill the orders..= has got too busy and done altogether gold and pearls. The prettiest part Bailey LOB been using an electric iron left it of Texas is the man, but post, and the work we expect to do in dently advertised the carnival along too mach. Or in this same partly of the ceremonies takes place one what can standing on the floor and departed even he do against the forty-five? Paducah is of a commercial interest the route, with banners in the depots. electrified household one may find evening, when the girl friends of the defence 1696 I on a shopping expeitition without And they mean business. that means as much to Paducah as We are sorry to say our windove that an electric lighter, with a small youthful bride entertain her family. Mere Man's - turning off the current. The iron re- "capacity for maintainine a any other one thing can mean. We cards arrived too late to be sent to portable battery is being used to Each takes a lighted candle, and peaceful mained hot; but without setting the government 'has have here about three more eligible our member, and are being used else- light "!he has or that a small, electri- forming a procession with the bride reached its natural house on fire it slowly burnt its way limit;" so, it is people whose application I will bring where. cal searchlight is taking the place of as a leader, march about the grounds to be feared, has he. through the wood and was discov- Wortrin, "the to Paducah and make them members Brother H. B. Philaps any other form of illumination when among the flower beds, through the representative of the was in the ered when it was just about to con- mother principle of your post where I belong city one day this the mistress of the household wishes trees. All are in bright-colored of the creative force on that week. He reports tinue burning its say through the is to rule occasion, and I am very good business. SINO to find something way back in the dresses, and their hair hangs over alone. Agreeable prospect anxious that plastered ceiling of the romn under- yr papa. every man in Padocah pantry or linen close. Clocks also are their /boulders. Song, are sung, that is inter- Brother J. W. Worrell was in‘the neath It had settled slowly, literally We don't ested in wholesale or city a I now made to keep time by electricity sweet 'musical chants ate heard and mind so mucli the Wom- manufacturing day or two ago and seems a eating up the Booting and leaving au's enterprises and thus little and the smallest member of the fam- the scene suggests nothing so much Christian Socialist resolve to eligible to mem- slow in sending that applica- a hole the exact size of the iron. abolish bership shall ily may likewise thank Benjamin as a bit out of faryland itself. private ownership of land. feel that this is an ap- tion in. Some of you boys land on In many city apartments electrici- peal Franklin for discoveraig a substance That is an old, story; and the farms to them to be ready to join us ty teieadeys does spractically every- on that occasion. that warms the milk bottle almost here in this town are held at too high You naturally have Brother J.. R. Stagg seers to re- thing domestic, from calling up the Character in Curtains. more quicker than one can get thirsty, to a figure anyway. Nor do we kick at interests in Padacah than I member Paducah is still on the map, butcher over the telephone to order have but say nothing of providing a remarka- the proposed abolition of money. is this work I have more and was here a day or two ago. a steak, to broiling the steak on an Did you know you could tell a good 1pride ter There seems to be no other way of Paducah than you have any bly neat and comfortable substitute deal about character from window Brother T. S. G if washaere on electric broiler and washing the dish- *croaking out the teat. But when it idea er. :eel there is not a member the for the old fashioned hot water bag. curtains? A woman who has been 13:11 looking as good as ever; es in electrically heated water. To comes to abolishing Mere Man, as in ee- organization in Paducah but The decriesl heitrseboid of course, cunning around hunting a housemaid a says business is grand. . make the thing complete the up-to- ferocious Kansas female sociologist that --ill endorse the feeling I express is found only in those places where says The knew as soon as she Brother C. W. Brovo has accepted date butcher is not unlikelyt to bring saw sivagely urges, then in r:e interest just now, and if you ENCY. SPEC:.0 .11b the use of the electiic light supplies the front of a home we want to ;e- a position w th the AOniour company tha.staak ia in electric fle very *as- whether the per- t to arbitration. will .;ein us the resitlts will manifest immediate connections with the great son within who had advertised for a and reports he is doing very nicely in ONDS. on;" an8 the mistress of lt0 tonne No use. Th•e "transgressions• of tbemeelves in the future most satis- may fund of electricity. You can't fasten piece would answer the purpose or the meat line. URITY. again go to the telephone and man" are the cause of-ail the trouble factorily to you. an electric stove to taw telephone, not. There were houses with dirty Our members who have not re- invite a friend to the feast who comes in this sorryoscheme of things. Wipe Vie want to make the Paducah though if that were possible it's sift curtains of cheap lace, looped back -minded to our call for courstry store dashing up a few minutes later in an him out. "Communities, states and post a commercial club on wheels to say that the domestic uses of with soiled and tangled strings; donations should attend. to this at electric runabout. ' e the national government" are to be for the development of Paducah en- electricity would he much morel:prev- houses with filthy window panes and once and ship them in immediately Aside- from its moat simple mani- "administered by female boards of terprises as well as all enterprises alent among -the milliops of persons no curtains at all; houses where the to H. C. Hoerver, secretary, 415 South festation as a box on the wall through direc tors." throughout the "Pennyrile" district. iers, who ronvedays find the telephone in- curtains made a feeble effort to keep Fourth street, and also advise him if which one may converse with half a Finally, the female boards of di- dispensable up with the tawdry style, and houses The Paducah post is known you will be on hand during the week continent, the telephone itsele has a rectors are to revive and enforce the ICA1-1. Kt' where the glass was clear and the throughout the thirty six states in of the carnival. Most of our mem- remarkable number of adaptations to principle "if a man will not work, KEEPING IT QUIET. curtains poor but spotless. And in out arganiaetion as the "Penny-rile bers have advised us of such matters, domestic living. There are tele- neither shall he eat." A fortiori, nei- all cases the inmates bore Out the post" the "Mother" of the state or- but some of you have not. K ndly phones so arranged for example, that ther shall he drink. ganization Two sailors were seated at a table first impression. "The woman I fin- in Kentucky, and if you pleriee attend to this as we have un- -the transmitter and receiver may be It "looks bad" for papa. in a, cafe. ally got" she said, "came from will give us one hundred new mem- limited work, a thousand CO. taken down at night and carried to a things to bers on occasion One sailor had a letter before him, house where the shades were green this we will adver- do, and we need your assistance. bed with you, which is a much bet- inavid Draper, of Johannesburg, Paducah and was reading it aloud, while at and clean and pulled exactly even tise at our next natienal con- Help us advertise. ter protectioh for the family silver South Africa, who discovered the vention at Buffalo in ii siarry commer- 11111Plindalliallaa the same these the other sailor held distances across the spotless window The Charity deb has taken charge than to put it under the mattress. famous Aretoria mines, has arrived cially that she has never been adeer- *tit hands over the reader's Cars. panes. And. I knew before I went in if the American Inn, and will run Special instruments of this kind are in this country with the purpose of tised before. , it The friendly waiter, impelled by an 'how orderly the room would be, and during the week of mach for ohmicians and so designed looking over the mountains of West- I feel that the isoys of Paducah post the carnival, and irresistible curiosity, paused before how clean and neat a person she our members will that the owner may speak and listen ern North Carolina, where there are are going to give my friends, Rosen find Mr. Milton the table. would he herself."—Pittsburg Sanchez. comfortably without even taking his Dis- believed to be rich diamond deposits. chairman in charge. "Wjlry," he asked, "do you hold patch. and Sc'harlach of the national board . head off the pillow. ,Other The American Inn will serve re- instru- your hands over your friend's ears who are coming to assist in the week, tnient in large.' mansions The Sixth Congress Criminal freehmente, lunches, etc., so the crowd are an ar- While he reads that knee of a nice reception as they naturally eiatanged that the out loud to Thomas A. Edison has, at 'his Anthropology may remain all day on the grounds signal bell sounds in you?" will meet in Turin on expect to get in Kentucky, which I "different places while the house .in New Jersey, hundreds of April 2R, igio6, under the presidency appreciate they, if they wish. l telephone "Because," was the dignified an- will fully and so will itself occupiee the moot central metal sheets bearing records of the of Ps-of. Thirebroso. An exhibition of main thing after all is their Our members should boost the • and swer, "the letter is from my sweet- but the convenient station.. observations of many of the distin- criminal anthropology will be held in wish and mine that we make an in- most popular young lady contest now heart. Jack is reading it to me be- guished visitors who have called starting, and no doubt Curious, too, are the places in connection with the congress. crease of a -hundred members, and in each of you cause I can't read myself. That is upon him. He never asks his visitors have a friend on the whicis one people keep their tele- that interest I sincerely hope to have list, the prize'; all right, but I don't want him to for their autographs or photographs, are worth a phones lady, for example, . A. D Dugger, who shot Chief ofiyour hearty co-operation. little work, and we trust went hear a word of what is written.— inviting them instead to speak or not long ago to pay a visit to an old Police Gaston, in Jackson, Tenn., has Very truly yours, Toronto Mail and Empire. Sing a few words into a phonograph. (Continued ts. been declared insane. I JERRY M. PORTER. on Page Twelve.) F4111111111111kr •

4.4 sasit .4140.1111.1.• • , 111 puhiiht. • Is *sus* is well pleas- ed with his own work.' EDGAR W.' STORIES OF THE NOTABLES I know' was the reply, 'but iu PITHY PENCIL POINTS WHITTEMORE,LEXC URSIONS fre•••••••••••••••••••••••• this biography of Whistler he finds it 1111111111ta...•tar, aJlph• very difficult to make himself out a valb0•10•••••••••••••••••••• St. Louis and Tennessee River Pack- WE! greater man than his hero.'" et company—the cheapest and best Penn- Thomas A. Edison toured (Murray Ledger.). excursion out of Paducah. sylvania recently in his motor car STRANGE COMMUNITY. The Panama canal managers are The many out of the way places and in A community which closely approx- considerably' better at framing mot- for the stat• met men who were amazingly ignor- imates Bellamy's "Looking Back- $8.00 the Round toes than at thrywing dirt.. Vas City ant of modern machinery and mod- ward", is Costee, a little settlement on the inventions. near ern Ascuncion, Paraguay, described After. all President Roosevelt went Trip to lennessee river in one "One of these fellows was so be- by Wilhelm Lacmann in the Leipsic to the 'bottom of the ocean match now a • nighted," Mr. Edison said the other Grenzboten. Equality, democracy and quicker than he went to the bottom A mi "that he reminded 'me of a one- commun'ty of wealth and work are and return. day, of the beef trust. pected armed man who did odd jobs for me the principles on which it was found- It New Yc when I had a workshop in Newark. ed in 1894 by a split in a colony of is a trip of pleasure, comfort If Norway will struggle along under a "This man once helped in the in- Australian immigrants to Paraguay. and rest; good service, good table, without a king for a few weeks long- it. The stallation of a miniature electric light "The houses of the settlers lie to- good rooms, etc. Boats leave each er she may realize how easy it is to the midi plant. When the job was done, he gether and are very small, pretty and Wednesday and Saturday at 5 p. get along without one for all time. against said: clean; they have only one story and For other information apply to jas. The "'Mr. Edison, after workin' with are built of boards and shingled or Koger, superintendent; Frank L. There were 6o,o0o -divorces in the an hour you this way I believe I C DUI put roofed with mazega grass. The roof REAL ESTATE Brown, agent United States last year. Is marriage AGENCY ity, and up an electric plant myself.' hangs far over the side walls and is a failure, or are men and women fail- est "lOotilbe you, Tine?' said I. supported by posts—a detail which PADUCAH REAL EST?'N. WESTERN KENTUCKY FARMS. EASY shoe ures as husbands and wives? guts "'I believe I could' he answered. allows for a wide veranda, a most MONTHLY PAYISINt LOTS FOR INVESTMENT. WESTERN KENTUCKY and disc 'There's only one thing that beats welcome adjunct in the hot weather. A writer wants to know if our dol- REAL ESTATE JOURNAL AND PRICE LIST NOTICE! On one "I nev The.' s , side of the house is a small lars a-re dollars everywhere. We FREE TO EVERYBODY. SEND FOR£1. outbuilding Highest price paid for second-hand 'of thing "'What's that?' I asked. whch contains the kitch- have never heard of a place where en and every lEDG°R W. WISITTEMOIR.E. barring "'I don't quite see,' he ansarrect,, house has, its garden. they were thrown in the waste bas- Pasichwish. M. Little gets me Shot.v you get the oil along the -wires". plantations of sugar cane lie ket. a btoVes ed between the houses and gardens. else. M "U p to e presentedwelling th W. Mike Olive,, Geo. W. Oliver. it is per James Johnstone, the noted base- A Buffalo woman who set her FUrtrzithre. houses cover only a quarter Benton, Ky. Paducah, "Anycl ball umpire, was the guest of honor of the house on fire is being tried for in- Ky. space which has been reserved for the Very Low Thos B. Buy anything uncertait at a banquet of baseball "fans," a sanity. Before the jury convicts Rates McGregory, and sell everything. village, and when Herr Lacmann vis- 218-230 the Kam banquet that was a protest against they ought to make a careful com- Beaton, Ky. Court street. Old phone 1316. ited the place there were some so IC alb y Mr. Johnstone's proposed retirement. parison of the face of the houses occupied and log In course of Announced, Via eicl?" health to square Jim John- policy with the actual value • • "A construction. In time the buildings SOUTHERN RAILWAY OLIVER, OLIVER Clem bullevem•'Yve:tvisdoureii stone, the bravest umpire that ever house. Fraasioli. will form a great square, which will Extremely low rates are announc- a strike," the toastmaster said.), called lie about a larger open square. In ed via the Southern railway from Moving wagon in connection. Johnstone in The Mikan of Turkey is trying and Umpire his ac- addition a number of smaller public to points on its Ines for the following & McGREOOR raise a big loan in Germany, knowledgement talked about brav- places have been prov4led fort which prob- special occasions: samdw•h..Tenhadoyis ably intending to use the money to J. ery. will lie, as those already in existence, Richmond, Va.—Farmers' National LAWYERS K. HENDRICK. j. G. MILLER "but I buy bonnets, gowns and wraps for "I am square," he said, between tht houses. There is an ab- congress, Sept. 12-22, 1905. WM. MARBLE. his 600 strives. OFFICES: Benton. Ky., don't pretend to be particularly brave. solute community of goods in Cosme, Rates for the above occasion open rear bank "I km Squareness by itself will make a man the only exception tieing that objects to the public. Tickets will be sobd to Marshall County; Paducah, Ky, the exac A New York young man a successful umpire. He has no great of household or personal use—furni- lost his these points from all stations on the Room Its Fraternity Hendrick, Miller don't me balance while lighting a cigarette, Building. need of bravery on the diamond. ture, cooking utensils, clothing and fell Southern railway. Detailed informa- New Phone got up i out of a boat and tie. Old Phone 303. Who, indeed, needs bravery over- food—remain the property of their was drowned. The tion can be had upon application to But the Anti-Tobacco and Marble. much? Even the soldier doesn't. users. When one enters the colony league will blame the any ticket agent of the Southern run by i sense of pride will cigarette, but Kentucky will insist Obedience and a he must bring his entire property in railway or agents of connecting Pates e C that the fault lies entirely LAWYERS carry any soldier through. with these exceptions. However, with the or by addressing the undersigned. con water. Rooms t, a and 3 Register Build- "Sometimes I doubt if soldiers are when one wishes to withdraw he does T. W. CREWS, T. P. A., Lexing- RUN GRAY plains if ever brave. I ant like the barber who not rece-ve back ths amount of his ton, Ky. A ing, 523 1-2 Broadway. once shaved Sherman. contribution, but only the amount great many of us waste so much W. H. TAYLOR, G. P. A., Wash- ogentingto time, wishing we "This, barber in shaving Sherman which corresponds to his share for could do some ington, D. C. Practice in all the courts of the Horses ; great good for cut him and Sherman, as he buttoned the last working period." the world that we C H. HUNGERFORD, D. P. A., the fello miss numerous opportunities do "The Old Reliable Barber," the state. Both phones 31. his collar at the operation's end, said "Every one must go through a to Lotrisvill_o, Ky. gold (eve little things that would "King of Razors," has moved from with a good deal of bitterness: probationary period of one year, and in the aggre- G. B. ALLEN. A. G. P. A., St. g gate amount to a great deal. "'You cut my ear. I won't come before this period is completed no Loess. Ma. 408 Broadway to tog South Fourth of Kans 4I here again.' membership is obtained and no con- street (red front) and wishes to wel whe as The of the Chicago "The barber sneered. tribution of goods made. Every appli- editor Tribune Four Cents a Pound ,that was makes an earnest and eloquent plea "NEAR TO NATURE'S come all his old friends and custom- "'And they say; he muttered. 'that cant upon entering must pay into the HEART." • does c for the wearing of straw after ers. you fought through four campaigns.'" treasury $25 for each adolt member hats sails and of the family, and half that amount September I, and if the millions of Crittenden Springs SEND YOUR ROUGH op 'Mks. Belva Lockwood, for each free-born men in the United States DRY • A. corres- child. If then the proba- an who are short on cash and long on ponding secretary of the Universal tioners decide not to remain in the .. HOTE LAUNDRY TO THE PADUCAH deck.tit"he ai straw hats will back up the Tribune L... Peace union, in an interval of the colony their expenses to Buenos A. S. DABNEY. nary din association's recent meeting in Phil- Ayres are paid, but this is not done a great victory may be won. NEAR MARION, KY. TOILET SUPPLY COMPANY, . evezei adelp'hia talked about servants. unless the applicant remains in the too Room Notel—High and Dry and - —DE NTIS 11— The Buffalo newspaper man who FOUR CENTS A POUND. SPOT- "Give me," she said, "servants of colony three months. The only re- Well Ventilated. Truelleart —gave quirements was 'held up for $z.floo did not lose the plain, old-fashioned sort. Your are that the applicants be A NICE PLACE TO SPEND LESS WORK AND PROMPT DE- strong anything by it. The highwayman modern servant, with her degree and healthy. Under no cir- YOUR VACATION. HISTOS from some culinary college, her cumstances are colored persons ad- dropped of heart failure at the LIVERY. OLD PHONE 1215. THE BEST DR. ROBT. J. RIVERS learned theories of phosphates, mitted."—Chicago Chronicle. thought of a newspaper man having OF HOTEL AC- that much on COMMODATIONS, AND THE starches and proteids and her French him. iso BEST OF LIFE NORTH FIFTH STREET Pepin, grammar lying where her scrubbing With the Philosophers. GIVING WA- G. C. Chicago has $395,000,000 worth of TER& Both Phones 355 DIUGUID, 111690) to brush ought to be—well, this. high- Home is the seminary of all other which ac real estate, and during the last year !priced modern servant seems to me institutions —E. H. Chapin. MUSIC THEc ENTIRE SEASON. Office hours 8 to zo a. in., I to 3 ATTORNEY piston. the city consumed $2,000.000 worth -ArLAW7 'less desirable, on the whole, than the The way of the world is to prase FROG HUNTING, FISHING, valve F of beer. A great deal of the real es- p. M. and 7 to g p. m. good old-fisbioned kind. dead saints and persecute living ones. SQUIRREL HUNTING, AND IN 109 2-2 North Fourth Street, Upstairs Savery, tate is owned by the people who sell AS "I know a woman who g''t a mod- —N. Howe. FACT ALL RINDS OF AMUSE- _power in Commercial ern servant, a cook, from a noted Incense is a poison to which one the beer. MENTS BOTH FOR THE OLD and Co-operative •'ton, like AND THE cooking school. This cook, the third becomes accustomed. —M me. Emile YOUNG. 0. D. Schmidt Business a Specialty. side ()Illy day, announced that zehe was going de Girardin. Our Declining Birth Rate. SPECIAL RATES ON phere be ALL Architect and Superintendent to feave. Oar reverence for the past is :n (Harper:s Weekly.) RAILROADS. side. is "Why are you going. Mary?' asked just proportion to our ignorance of it. Some interesting facts concerning 'Bus Line Meets all Trains. aot Fraternity Building. make th• 'Haven't proportion children the 7. B. her mistress. you been —Theodore Parker. the of in Old Phone sge Red; New Phone 32. harrison, the exist treated right?' When men grow virtuous only in United States have recently been giv- acts on "'06, yes, madam,' Mary answer- old age they are merely making a sac- en out through the census buresu. At Paducah, Kentucky. CITY ATTORNEY also mad ed. 'I have been treated beautifully. rifice to God of the dev.l's leavings.— the beginning of the Nineteenth Cen- Paducah governor But you see, yens only keep two set- Swift. tury, it appears, the number of chil- Attorney-at-Law. the fly w Who aims at perfection wil4 be dren under ro years of age constitut- Steam Dye Works —When in Want of— of the in population; Roma 13 and 14 Columbia "'Well, what of that? You don't above mediocrity; who aims at medi- ed one-third' of the at RUBBER TIRES REPAIRING Building. 1736, diet find the work hard, do you?' (parity will be far short of it.—A Bur- the end of the century the proportion steam en BUGGIES, CARRIAGES, ETC. Old Phone to9. "'On, no, madam But I've been mese Saying_ had declined to less than one-fourth- 4 locomotii accustomed living where ther are Marriage with a good Weirnarti is a The decrease in this proportion be- If you want your clothes cleaned, Horse-Shoeing. General Blacksmith- 4 a Trevithic to it harbor in the tempest of life; with a as the decade 1810 to ing Call on comotive four servants, and that suits me bet- gan as early dyed or repaired, take them to K. C. ter, on account of my partiality for had woman it rs a tempest in the ;Rao and continued oninterruptedly, J. V. GRIEF, MGR. FLOURNOY & REED %our, wit bridge, you know?" harbor.—J. P. Senn. though at varying rates, in each suc- Robe, 29 South Third street. I have in t Ao8, re; Kentucky Avenue.--Tel, 956-red. Happiness depends much less upon cessive decade. This of itself, how- the nicest line of samples for tints LAWYERS • to draw Profesaor Garner, who is about to external denies than upon the dispo. ever, is not enough to prove a de- tHedley, In Rooms 10, ii and is, Columbia Bldg. • rettrrn Africa to resume' in steel sition of the mind and the affect ens clining birth rate, as the decrease in the city. Snits made to order. smooth I PADUCAH. KY. cage the stesly of the language of of the heart—Mine Roland the proportion of children in the to- iNg Taylor & Lucas, • used on remember, population merely monkeys, complained bitterly on his Obedience, we may is a tal stray indicate j. C. Flournoy Cecil Reed wheels at last visit to New York shout graftses. part of religion, and tfieerfore an ele- an increase in the average duration E. H. PURYEAR, LAWYERS. ed. Geo "Same so-called journalists," he ment of peace; bet love, whieh in- of life and the consequent survival of railway Both said, "when they can't get an inter- cludes obedience, is the whole.—Ell z- a Larger number of adults. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Phones 695--Rooms 203 and 304 R. T. LIGHTFOOT, adapting view with me—and why shoaild give abeth M, See/en. But by taking the proportion of speeds a Rooms 5 and 6 Register Building, away my facts vr'nen I can write and children to women of child-bearing Fraterity Building. —LAWYER— blast pip, sell them—take statements from my Sentence Sermons. age we are able to get a more satis- 533 1-2 Broadway, Paducah, Ky. bular boi books, alter their form and sell them Care calls to prayer. factory index of the movement of the ed to hii New Phone 49o. ALBEN W. BARKLEY. Will practice in all courts of Ken- as actuai interviews at from $5 te Waiting works wonders. birth rate. Between 185o and 1860, OW. 0 $8 a colomn. That is graft, or worse Love and laws rule the 'world. the earliest decade for which figures SPECIALTIES: compet iti tucky and Illinois. the Live than graft. Only those who love the world can can be obtained, this proportion in- Abstracting of TItles, Attorney-at-Law, live above it. de- took plai "But I need not complain, for graft creased. But since 186$ it has Insurance, Corporation and crosses from Room No. 5, Columbia Building. 4 perior ty is everywhere. Many of our come creased without interruption. The Real Estate Law. "I know a man who suffered great- our crooked ways. decrease has been very unequal from D. Sidney Smith 4 and •inau ly from hay fever in September. We Some men think that grace grows decade to decade, but if twenty- comm uni went to his brother, a famous physi- by grumbling, year periods are considered, it has DENTIST. The fi we Dr. B. B. ployed Ii cian, and said: Cellost doubts would die if did been very regular. Dr. Childress Griffith Office over Globe Bank and Trust "'Wihere do you advise me to go not dodge them. In tR6o the number of children sel built • TRUEHEART Co., 3o6 Broadway, this month to keep my hay fever 'Happiness rests on thoughts more under 5 years of age to L000 women EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT BUILDING. vania, 17 I. down?' than on things. 15 to 49 years of age was 634; in two Both phone s88 at the office, both ./* speed, se shout. I "The doctor, laughing frankly, re- The finicky man always thinks he it VIPs only 474- In Mlle* words, the Office and Residence, Rooms 3 and 4, phones 240 at residenc. Office hours DR. W. C. ENBANKS, Clerr plied: alone is faithful. psopottion of children to potential 7 to 9 a. in.; I to 3 p. in, 7 to 9 p. the (Homeopathist.) " don't know. The fact is, I Holiness without heart is but a mothers in Iwo was only three- Columbia Building. New Yo haven't completed my arrangements hindrance to humanity. fourths as large as in t8,60. speed (ii Office, 306 Broadway—Phone 130. with any of the free-from-hay-fever Never put off to tomorrow the One is thus led to the conelusion Phon 1041 Red. steam Ye resorts as yet:"' fmeanness you might as well give up that there has been a persistent de- MT.Rivers, M. D. Residence, 1119 Broadway. the Sava !today. cline in the birth rate since 1860. nah to I. At a dinner that W. D. Ho.wellsI Nothing hurts the feelings of the OFFICE 120 NORTH FIFTH Phone 149. 1838 the • seventeei gave at Kittery in Henry James' hon- stuffed martyr worse than letting him Low Rates to California. - _ TELEPHONES or the talk turned to biographies. 'alone.l From September 15. to October 3r, Dr. B. T. Hall Great Office phone 25t, Residence phone 474 Bristol. "Nothing is more difficult," said Mr the Illinois Central Railroad com- Office with Drs. Rivers & Rivers, tao Residence agd Office s55 James, "than to write modestly the, Reduced Rates, Lexington, Ky. pany will sell one-way second-clags biography of a contemporary. The On account of the State Fair at tickets to San Francisco, Los Ange- Mort hFifth, Both Phone 355. Vernon Blythe atandard life of Dickens illustrates Lexington, Ky, the Illinois Central les, San Diego. Cal, for $3300. to Stew in 4 this fact well. (Railroad company will sell tickets J. T Donovan, Agt. Paducah, Ky. Residence lop Clay, Old Phone 1692 D.0. rIARKG1 PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. a most ec• • ever inv• "It is a fact well' illustrated, too, by from Paducah to Lexington and re- G. C. Warfield, T. A., Union Depot. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Rooms 204-6 Fraternity Building, a story that has of late been trat,eling turn. September 17th to 23rd inch's- quired, PADUCAH. KY. over . l ive, for $9.35. good returning until Shampooning, Bleaching, Dyeing, and by 1 General Practice. "One publisher said of another: iSeptember 24th. Dandruff cured by electrical treat (to make S. W. Arnold 208-210 Fraternity Building. "'When are the Blanks going to On account of Kentucky confer- ments. Body massage, Electrical Dr. J. T. while ve Office also Park Bld'g, Mayfield Ky. GILBERT bring out that life of Whistler which force, M. E. Church, Lexington, Ky., Hairdressing Parlors, 431 Jefferson The real estate agents, has Si75.0os dressed, Jones, the art critic has been working tickets will he sold. September 27th. street worth of city property for sale and OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN tough ft on? and 28th. with return limit October . thirty-five farms: also three safes. The iT Phone iss5, 40o 1-2 Broadway, "'Well,' said the second publisher, 3rd, for g0.1 for the round trip. Henry Mammen. jr., Use reliable Houses for rent. ve.th a 'Jones is pegging away diligently, T. DONOVAN. Agent. hook mantifaettner. Blank Books. Telephone. old. td69. PADUCAH, KY. enough but he is not satisfied with what he Paducah, Ky. Job and Editiou binding. The only _ DEAL'S bn ually hea urliCdh:ra Dry Hot Air Baths given when in- has done.' WARFIEI.D, T, exclusive book binder is Paducah. never bo G. C. Register, Phone 136, rot dicated. --Subscribe for the I IL-1Assill When gatUal _1414'0 WA" gle kits 1KijuAalikAAlb Al& gnion DPIN3t. Librarz myth 4 12•CiatI• i • stables n

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ssanalisalitie -^ 1 TO MAKE YOUR LIFE IDEAL, tck- 0WESTERN WINDJAMMER ON WHEELS. -- - nit Thomas Da,. dson, of the Aduor dacks, is dead, but he has left twen ty life maxims for those who ma \ The New. York inn who lives t1P lot of people followed him in his ven- nd the state invited his friend from Kan- ture. wish to follow in his footsteps, sa)-, the Philadelphia Record. oiling nits City to spend Sunday at his home "The machine operated beautifully. Coming These maxims are: on the Hodson. The trip was made It went out on the prairie for ten er 1. Rely upon your own energies, in one of the big , racing machines !Isles and returned. Thomas could- and do not wa t for or depend upon now a common sight in the east. n't get away from the people. Edison other people. A mile beyond Yonkers the ex- in 'his greatest triumph was never as the 2. Cling with all your own highest Great pected' happened. Whth a s'gh the big a man as Thomas was that day. ideals, and do not be led astray by fort New York man flattened' himself out ."The Santa Fe Navigation com- such vulgar aims as wealth, position, under the machine and tried to mend pany, composed of capitalists, want- ible. popularity. Be yourself. it. The Kansas City man stood in ed to buy the thing, and offered a big !ads 3. Your worth consists what the mididle of the road and leaned sum. Thomas was not qtite ready to in m. you are, and not in what you have. arher against a fence, alternately. sell ail his interest, but he let enough Hmusement Jun What Co. you are will show in what you The New York man gave up after of it go to help him get out an im- 9 L. de. an hour of perturbation and profan- provement on 'his first wagon. • 4. Never fret, repine or envy. Do ity, and sent a messenger to the near- "When the second mac4tine was will furnish attractions for not make yourself unhappy by nest shop for ad. Meanwhile he and -turned out there was another exhibi- com- paring your circumstances with those glottis guest occupied a seat in the car tion. The Santa Fe people came up of more fortunate people; but make and discussed transportation. to blow themselves. The machine the moht of the opportunities you "I never *as in love with this sort fairly, sailed. It was the talk of that have. Employ profitably every mo- The Paducah Land of thing," said Yorker, "but Travel* the New part of the country. - Men's Club ment. Carnival barringacodents of this character it "Then Thomas got smart, just *9 I 5. Associate with the noblest peo- gets me there quicker than anything you fellows, who have got these devin pbe you can find; read the best books; else. Nile for a flying machine when wagons have done. He had a lot of lye with the mighty. But learn to it is perfected." 'fancy stunts which he said his wagon September 25 to 30 be happy alone. inclusive, "Anything that goes by wind is too could do—surprises, he called 'em—l 6. Do not believe that all greatness uncertain and erraf c for me," replied and he turned the wagon loose. It Ling. and heroism are in ast tne Kansas citizen. ;started off all right. Thomas the Learn r316. was at. to "Did you ever try that kind of tray- the wheel. discover princes, prophets, heroes ;and saints among the people about aeiel?" "Watch me!" he yelled to the San 14 BIG -b0 Be assifred they are there. ATTRACTIONS "You people in the east think you 14 ii to Feaqs as he undertook to run the • 7. Be on earth what good people have solved the transportation prob- inathine, in the face of the wind. FOR EVERYBODY, AGE CUTS NO FIGURE, THE hope to be in heaven. LARGEST AND BEST AMUSEMENT AGGRE- lem," replied the guest. "Why, man, "You've seen a ship shiver when :t GATION IN 8. Cultivate ideal friendships, THE COUNTRY. WATCH FOR THE FAMOUS "SUNFLOWER It we had flying machines 4n Kansas has struck something unseen? Well, and SPECIAL." BAND gather into an intimate circle all CONCERTS TWICE DAILY BY THE BEST MILITARY ,whenwhen you folks were lumbering up this wind wagon of Thomas did more BAND ON THE ROAD, DOWN THE IN- your acquaintances who are hunger- TERESTING MORAL PIKE YOU WILL ER 4 down Broadway in omnibuses." than that. It leaped like a frightened 7 BE DELIGHTED WITH THE TRAINED WILD ling for truth and right. Remember ANIMAL "That was a long time ago." ;gazelle. It climbed like a stirred-up ARENA; EVERY ANIMAL AN ACTOR; SUBDUED BY THE ithat heaven itself can be nothing but IRON WILL OF THEIR TRAINERS "I know it was. I can give you rattler. It butted, it went zigzag, it AND MADE TO PERFORM THE MOST the intimacy of pure and noble souk. WONDERFUL FEATS WITH ALMOST the exact date, 1853. Mind you, I went ahead, then backed and veered.' • HUMAN INTELLI- 9. Do not shrink from any useful GENCE er don't mean to nay that the machines It jumped a gully and went over a or kindly act, however hard got up into the a,:r to do business. rail fence. It then took a cut ahead or re- peliant it may be. But the one I am talking about was and disappeared. The worth of pacts is measured by the spirit in run by wind. I One of the Santa Fe crowd who which they are performed. the Great Roman "We called it a dry land navy. It was a doctor had gone out on a mule Coli6euni to. If the world despise you be- rfas constructed to navigate the to see the machine go. When the cause you do not follow its ways, FEATURING DAINTY, DETERMINED DEMONA plains when everybody was trying to wagon disanneared the doctor started LOOPING THE LOOP IN A HOLLOW pay no heed to it. But be sure your BALL. get to the gold fields, and when snag- his mule to overtake the windjammer, HERE ALSO WILL BE PRESENTED DARE DEVIL SMITHSON way is right. LEAPING THE GAP; THE oning was the only way to get there. The others remained to await Doc's WHIRLING WHEELERS; ALBERTO, THE HUMAN it. If a thousand plans fail, be SNAKE; THE RANDALL BROS., EXPERT the Horses and oxen were too slow for report. I RIFLE SH(YIS; THE not discouraged. If your purposes VELARE TRIO, WORLD'S FAMOUS ACROBATS;MARDINE the fellows who had acute cases of "Late in the day they saw him AND DENMAR, are }bight you have not failed. EQUILIBRISTS. gold fever. corning across the field bead lig the • 12. Examine yourself every night THE KATZENJAMMER snnssa "A genius of what is now a suburb mute. In his effort to overtake Thorn- KASTLE. A DESPONDENCY DISPELLER OF and see whether you have progressed THE IRRESISTIBLE of Kansas City figured and worked as and his wagon the mule had brok- KIND MAKES THE OLD FEEL YOUNG AND THE YOUNG a . in knowledge, sympathy and helpful- FEEL GAY. I ant 1 he finally turned out a wagon en down. THE ALPS—BEAUTIFUL IN ITS ness during the nay. Count every RARITY, ENCHANTING IN ITS LOVELINESS. id 4 .40that was to do on land what a schoon- "A few weeks later Thomas; had , day a loss in which no progress has CREATION—THE MOST SUBLIME SPECTACLE EVER PRESENTED, • ler does on sea. He rigged it up with got back to town, a dejected man. WITHOUT EXCEP- been made. TION THE GRANDEST PRODUCTION EVER sails and an upper deck. The navi- The Santa Fe Navigation company ATTEMPTED UNDER CANVAS. 13. Seek empioyment in energy, gator operated the nils from the disbanded, and the first and only at- PEGGY FROM PARIS—ONE OF THE SIX BIG HITS ON THE PIKE 31;t1r not in dalliance. Our worth is AT THE WORLD'S FAIR. deck, and the mast was twenty feet tempt in that country to get along GRAND, GORGEOUS, GLITTERING, GLORIOUS. measured solely by what we do. SEE PEGGY. :AM in the air. The wagon was of ordi- without horses failed." HOW OLD IS ANN—SEE 14. Let not your goodness be pro- HER YOURSELF. YOU WILL LAUGH AT ANN. nary dimensions. ' "Then you think I had better stick feisional; let it be the simple, natural THE PALACE OF MIRTH—EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE, "When the wagon was completed to the automobile?" EVERY STEP YOU TAKE—LAUGH, outcome of your character. There- WU CHING MA—THE the inventor—his name was Thomas think that is what we are doing SMALLEST CHINAMAN IN THE WORLD. 'OT- "I fore, cultivate character. -gave an exhibition of its powers. A now," said the Kansas City man. THE ELECTRIC THEATRE—SHOWING THE MOST 15. If you do no wrong say so, and SENSATIONAL PICTURES EVER REPRO- DE- DUCED BY ELECRICITY. make what atonement you can. This HISTORY OF THE HELP A CHILD TO TAKE A RIDE is; true nobleness. Have no moral ON PARKER'S FAMOUS FOUR HORSE ABREAST STEAM ENGINE. FIND A HOME. debts. CARRY-US-ALL HEAR THE $10,000 ORCHESTRION PLAY THE LATEST AIRS. TAKE A RIDE IN THE FAR1.2IS WHEEL 16. When in doubt how to act, ask AND GET OFF THE EARTH, Papin, of France, was the first (in The Kentucky Children's Home THE AMERICAN VILLAGE WILL BE A NOBJECT yourself. What does nobility corn- TO OF INTEREST 11569o) to operate a piston by steam, Society has grown to be one of tne EVERY ONE ENTERING THE GROUNDS, AND THE .mand? Be on good terms with your- OLD COUNTRY STORE WILL FURNISH which acted only on one side of the greatest child saving agencies in.sem AMUSEMENT FOR ALL. NOT A DULL MOMENT. SOMETHING GOING ON V. piston. He also invented the safety America. The success of the worki ALL THE TIME. 17. Look for no teward for good- valve. He was born 165o, died 1710. state is due to the good people of our ness but goodness itself. stairs first employed steam Remember Savery, 1697, who have opened their hearts and.heaven Don't forget the Date-- o _power in do.ng useful and hell are utterly immoral work. His pis- homes to the homeess, destitutelinstitnoons ton, like Papin's, took steam on one if they are meant as re- children under our care. ward and punishment. side only, the pressure of the atmos- Sixty or seventy bright, sweet chill 18. Give whatever countenance and phere being admitted to the other dren are sent to us each montha,ti September 25 to 30, 111C11181Ve ,help you can to every movement and side. James Watt lavas the lost to it is necessary in °fuer to provide tor linstitution that is working for good. RATES ON ALL RAILROADS. make the complete steam engine, or other neglected little ones to find Be ant sectarian. 79 the existing forms in which steam good homes for the children now us-I so. Wear no acts on both s des of the piston. He placards w.thin or TRE ENDLESS DREAM ckr cam care. without. Be human fully. also made the steam condenser, the ;Have you a child in your home? If _ 20. Never be satisAed until yotl governor, the walking beam, applied you have. do you not think you could The dream of thee—it win not wait the fly wheel, and nearly all the parts have undersllnod the meaning of the for sleep; pecial take another little one to raise and Sale world, and the purpose of your own of the modern engine. He was born rear into good citizenship? Will life, It tiptoes through the brain when and have reduced your word to ding- 1736, died in 1819. He made a rotary giving wide awake. you mit help us by a home or a rational cosmos. steam engine in 1782, and patented a finding a home for a child of any age Its stuff thy sweet form and feature 4 locomotive engine in 1784 take In 1804. fTOM infanc to iris and boys of On AS YOU And ever dothtthat Wall Nam • Trevithick and Vivian operated a lo- PLEASE. form and feature Paper. twelve years of age? keep! comotive which traveled five miles an i The master said: "Inasmuch as ye The latest news about hair dress- • tbour, with a load ED of ten tons. Cook, have done it to one of the least of ing for the coining season is that the THE And when night GREATEST BARGAINS IN WALL PAPER in AA used fixed engines and ropes these, ye have done it unto Me." hair will be worn high or low, as best falls and, heavy grow THAT HAS mine eyes, to draw railway cars. Blachett and If rain are interested in the work, suits the head and the contour of the EVER BEEN OFFERED TO THE PUBLIC. The YOU CAN PAPER n nledley, in 1813, discovered that write for particulars to George L. face. The hair will be parted where dream remains within my spir- Bldg. it stilt, A ROOM, SIDE WALL, smooth locomotive wheels might be Sehon, state superintendent, Room the styie is becoming, and the pom- CEILING AND BORDER TO MATCH Doth all the inward i • used on railways, instead of toothed 515, Masonic building, Louinvine, Ky. padour will also be worn, but small- arc of vision fill Nor yields, FOR THE SMALL SUM OF ONLY 65 CENTS. NICE Reed wheels and toothed rails before requir- er and closer at the side. An ex- affrighted, with the day's PLAIN FLO- ed. George Stevenson, 1823. made Bibles red rise. for swearing ghteperss. chauge says: RAL DESIGNS THAT OTHERS ARE SELLING AT 6 railway locomtion successful by CENTS PER 1 "Have you any well-bound second- Fair 'hair has alviays been regard- adapting the locomotive to variable Wherefore, sweetheart, of mine alleg- ROLL, WE WILL 3ELL YOU AT hand Bibles?" inquired a customer of ed with favor, and the fashionable ONLY tVic PER SINGLE ROLL, speeds and loads, by means of h s iance be the old book-store man. "Yes, you shade is althorn with a glint of cop- blast pipe, and by introducing the tu- All sure! Seeing that both by day OR 3 CENTS PER DOUBLE ROLL, ALL NEW AND BEAUTIFUL want a swearing Bible, don't you?' per. Owing to the prevalence of !War , which latter was suggest- and night answered the dealer. The patron 9d- prematurely gray hair, silver locks DESIGNS. ALSO NICE HANDSOME DESIGNS ed to him and invented by Booth, I have thy gracious presence in my AT 5c, too 15C, XX ten- tnitted that he did, and after he had are no longer considered as an indi- App. October 6, 1829, the famous sight, AND UP TO $3.00 PER been supplied and taken his leave the cation of advanc ng years, and are ex SINGLE ROLL, ALL KINDS, ALL PRICES competitive trial of locomotives on Nor can ever awake from dreams of book store man entered upon an ex- Us:emir becoming to a youthful face, the Liverpool & ra lway thee! TO SUIT THE PEOPLE, NEW PA NELL EFFECT, INGRAINS planafon for the benefit of an inter- adding' a certain charm and distinc- took place, which established the su- , ested third party. "There's always tion to the wearer. perior ty of Stevenson's locomotives, a Nor can awake! Night dreams that DESIGNS IN CORNICE AND—EVERY CONSIEVEABLE COL- demand for swearing Bibles," he re- 'For the high or 'low dressing there 4 and 'inaugurated the art of 'railway fly at morn , marked. "By swearing Bibles mein is the Newport coil, built upon a OR AND LOVELY AFFRINGED BORDERS Iv communication. I Are not as it, for it doth still re- TO MATCH. ALL !copies of the Scriptures intended for flexible ring, made of natural curly f The first steamboat acttully em- main! COLORS IN BURLAPS.. use in the admin:stration of oaths. In- hair and easily adjusted. A novelty ALSO HANDSOME WOOD EFFECTS IN ployed in business was a small ves- Day dreams that find in sleep a at 'stead of buying cheap, flimsy covered for dressing the back hair is known sel built by John Fitch, of Pennsyl- deadly bane JAPANESE FIBRE, ALL COLORS, THE VERY LATEST DE- Bibles, lawyers, notaries, magistrates as the lover's knot, and consists of vania, 1790, worked on the Delaware, See it unshattered, while they die for- and other who are required to take two strands of hair fastened in the SIGNS IN ALL NEW PAPERS. speed, seven and one half m•les per 4f- lorn! WE ALSO CARRY A FULL LINE fidav ts supply themselves with center. These are twisted softly Skthour. Robert Fulton's steamboat, in strongly bound second-hand editions. rope fashion and then tied in a knot, OF BEADINGS, ROOM MOULDING, PICTURE FRAMES, WIN- the Clermont, made her first trip from And as this dream of thee glides gen- A swearing Bible tomes in for rough and may be dressed in the hand ready New York to Albany, August, 1807; tly on, DOW SHADES, CANVAS, TACKS,AND BUILDING AN usage and a well-bound second-hand to pin on. For the front DROOFINO speed five miles per hour. The first' hair there A thread of gold through woof of book, which can be bought for a frac- is the weft pompadour, PAPERS. CALL steam vesSel to cross the Atlantic was built upon a night and day, AND SEE OUR NICE LINE OF SAMPLES AND tion of its original pr're, will outlast roll of natural wavy the Savannah. in into, from Savan- hair; and there E'en so, methinks, 't.s doomed to half-dozenh That's is a little comb attached BE CONVINCED THAT WE WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT AND nah to Liverpool, twenty-six days. In -e to fasten it glide alway, why we have a good demand for old to the head. 1838 the Sirens arrived at New York When sleep and waking the world. arc GIVE YOU THE BEST VALUES FOR Bibles."—Philadelphia Press. The Marie THE MONEY. seventeen days from London, and the Antoinette pompadour gone; is to be worn over Great Western, fifteen days from the hair, and with BUBBLES. the natural hair drawn to the t 474 Bristol. back And as I wake not from it when I to help out with the back dressing. .sleep, Few of. tuocan be great, tint all of A youthful appearance is imparted a How to Stew And as I wake not from it when I Meat, us can lA good. by the use of the Camille waves, • Stewing has been described wake, as the He 'who smiles adds one ray of made to cover thin hair on the top .5 a most economical method cooking Not e'en the Stygian plunge shall En. of sunshine to brighten the day. of the head. These are especially # e'er invented. No great heat 'vail to make 'is re- A I:e is a wild' bird, that, one freed, recorarnend'ed to elderly or :middle- 1. qtured, and no It flee the spirit where its shape cloth attention is needed, can never be recaged. aged women. C.C. LEE keep. and by this process we Lre ,nahltd I People whd go away from home (to make use of pieces of meat --New Orleans Picayune. Corner 3rd & Kentucky which, for a change usually come home Getting Down to Earth. Ave. while very nutritious when carefully without any. "Would you, if you were in Rocks- dressed, would Spedat Terms. otherwise be too The architects of most air castles feller's place, pay the indeminity de- tough for food, "And have you any special terms live in garrets. manded by Japan, and thus have the for summer girls when come The meat is put into the they in Undertakers and Embalmers, ctewpaii1 Tact is not so much a question of war brought to an end?" a party?" asked the pretty brunette in with a very little cold water --not what to say as what not to say. "Oh, don't know. Say, could you the mountain hotel. KY. enough to cover it—and then grad-I 130 SOUTH THIRD ST PADUCAH, KY the sharpest arrow in true love's lend me $2 till Saturday night? I've "Yes, indeed," responded the ually heated. Remember, clerk, t in- stews must qniver is the one tipped with jealousy, just received word that my uncle will suavely. never boil. ! The m trid of a man is a crystal ball he in town for a few hours today, "And what are they?" anal When the meat half done is veg-' to the clairvoyant woman who Iftes and. I want to make him thuk I'm 'Peaches,' and 'dears.'"—Ch cago ctabIes may be put M. I hint u,...AgLa ion' the road MAIM, to riches," Daily EriNfin . News, & co.

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• ••••••••••••••••••eseene••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••0 SOCIETY NEWS (Continued from Page Two.) BUYING AND SELLING FOR Heart" Society. cAsits "Broken Very unique and entertaining was the form of amusement afforded many friendls Tuesday evening by by which com- only method Stokes Is the business Misses Nona and Nelilie plimentary to their charming visitor Miss Eura Coles, of Mayfield. It was a "Broken Heart" affat as dur- AIR the evening the guests . shed for High Grade Clothing caTi be sold at 'hearts on 'which *ere written the fortune of the respective angler. An auction was held and the "Old. Maid • and Bachelor" were auctioned off at good figures. When luncheon was served each guest drew a half of a broken heart lying in a heap, and then finding the party bolding the • other half, the two were matched, and PULAR. PRICES! holders thereof became partners, the young man escorting the lady to luncheon. Those there were: Mr. and Mrs. Seiehis4—Ss: :: : ••--* : • CO Howard Warden, Mrs. Linus Roof, Mrs. Leta Poe; Misses Euro Coles, Mayfield, Ky.; Ethel Feely, Clarks- 2 ville, Tenn.; Mary (Balance, Balance, Ky.; Mary Hill, Mayfield, Ky.; Inc ••• Ft. Bell, Mabel Berry, Dixie Eubanks, ioing direct to the manufacturer with SPOT CASH we get the best possible Craig, Harvin Tucker, Bessie By • • Porter. Carrie Earrrhart, Emma Jones By selling our customers for SPOT CASWwe avoid any losses. When we price •:. Allie Jones, Pearl Campbell, Essie price. 131acknele, Lena Purchase, LueiHe goods at the popular prices of\ $7.50. $10.00 and $12.50 we figure to a cent what Pennywitt, Rubye Mayers,. Bessie our cil Smedley, Emma Meyers, I.izzie Kel- our profit will be in cash. By our cash methods we do not have to add from $2.50 to •• Ina rey, Edna Beadles, Ruth Creemans, sha Mildred Harper, Rosebud Young, $5.00 per suit to cover possible losses, which must be done by houses doing a credit .v. .wcv Nellie Stokes, Nona .t. ma Hettie Boaz, ; Stokes; Messrs. Ernest Bell, Will business. •.• set Walters, Albert Stein, Dick Harris, Richard 'Smith. Oran Bell, John Wil- •••• to kins, James Vance, Carrot Givens, Did you ever noNe that when CREDIT HOUSES have their cut price sales and ••• Cecil Gillarn, Joe Tucker, Martin .so Kelley. Leo Rapp, Ralpla Warren, put their goods down to our all-the-time-prices they always advertise them for CASH dot John Evans, Marshal Jones, Will that proof that high-grade clothing can be sold at our popular prices if Reid, Lacy Threlkeld, Walter Watts, ONLY? Isn't Co Nelson Boaz. MkGregory. Sam 't• • the 'Archie the loss due to a credit business is cut out? Craig, Van Coles, Acker. •••• bal Balance Householder, Heart. d3allance, .• arc Ky.. Cannon Bonner, Mc- wo Gloflin, Mt, Vernon. Ill. sue ittiketWit nco Gratifying Presentation. the The matinee given yesterday after- Kentucky by the crowd noon at The In of rso young folks for benefit of the •• the Young Men's Christian association. you-- it is up to vac and delightful was a most charming the house well$ fill- affair that attracted a ass the little folks who ed with friends of hot acquitted themselves in a manner As to whether you will pay $12.50, $15.00 or $20 for you winter suit at houses most creditable, considering a beauti- ful scene and carried outs theis parts where you have to help pay for their losses or buy the same quality of us at $7.50, unusually well. The title was "Tit- ani. The Queen of The Fairies' with $10.00 and $12.50, prices that pay us a legitimate profit, because there is loss from _If 21 the cast as follows: . t •• Titania, die Qqr..en of the Fairies, people who don't pay their bills. Isn't tho saving of from $2.50 to $5.00 worth com- • r Bessie Lana • L t' Oberon, Prince Consort, Herman ing here to investigate? Toof 'Aecie, Queen of the Butterflies, Nellie Cave Puck. the Jester Pearl Riley t Moth, the Miller David Riley The Ogre Ben Matthi• I ' 1 Tomorrow evening at the popular playhouse the elder talent will put The Shepherd FOR- FOR— on the piece "David. FOR— Boy" Ind the sale of seats for same HAVE A LINE OF NEW WE HAVE A LINE OF SUITS Si E HAVE A LINE OF FALL shows that a crowded house will vi it- WE nevi, the presentation. FALL SUITS THAT ARE THE THAT ARE THE EXACT SAME 'AN'D WINTER SUITS WHICH tivegrseelf.f.* 10 • 0 • OF THINGS THAT HOUSES WHO 5O ARE THE EQUAL IN EVERY $7.50 EQUAL IN VALUE TO ANY Swell Affair. ‘, this AT DO CREDIT- BUSINESS WILL ASK YOU $15.00 1 1 WAY OF SUITS FOR WHICH HOUSES THAT DO The largest social ffair of THE $ro.00r AND $12.50 SUITS ON SALE I be the elegant banquet to FOR I BUSINESS week will STORES THAT DO CREDIT BUSINESS. CREDIT CHARGE YOU $r& AND Sao. he given mist Saturday evening at 1 • the Palmer by the Traveler.' Protec- _ • tive Association of this city, com- plimentary to the visit here of the "Flying Squadron" that is composed ..t or- of three national d rectors of that you carry a Grand Leader bundle your .k% ,of If • ganization, Miessrs. Jerry Porter, I Louis Hoven and Clinton, Ky, and • Fred Sharlach, of St. trans. Plates will be arranged for over too gee,ts one of the greatest paid hut given for there will you and friends know the clothing. affair, of its nature for the past few atti years. hoa There are• some excellent toapt- svo I masters and after-dinner speakers 41 in among the traveling men, therefore 323 323 po sparkling and litty remarks will be stro the order 1,4 the evening to a certain bad extent. Mr. Porter-has a wide repu- Broadway Broadway tation as a banquet .pokesman and AND LEADER mat has been heard" by thoasands. His the tr ps here are always accompanied drai witb something new for the brother 10114/44••••••••••41000/0.411/100•••• pv )11 traveler, wat iNG-e4irde Th4 is done Farewell Repection. and we trust to see every business October; the sprinkling Trade& It. Annual Passes for Veteran Employes, do twice a day, and in very hot weath- The coming Tuesday evening at howe on Broadway, Finns Second, A certain widow, the mother of sev- The Illinois Central will follow tile Oa' T. M. A. er, three times a day. The • streets the residence of Rev. J. H. Roberts THE P. Third, Fourth, Pith and Sixth streets eral children and the custodan of a lead of the Southern Pacific and fur- are divided into sections, each in on Jefferson near Eleventh street, a nicely decorated on Mkniday morning, dog, which had been left, along with nish annual pastes to employes ac-s poy charge of a roadman, who has his in- farewell entertainment will be given September astle sundry debts, by the late husband, be- cording to a schedule similar to that nem (Continued from pag cavidual sprinkling apparatus which to one of the city's most popular and Carnival headquarters located at came so poor that she could hardly announced by the Southern Pacific. env! • attaches to the hydrants. This meth- estimable ladies, Mrs. Charles Q. C. tts South Fourth street. Telephone feed the children, to say nothing of a Employes who have been ie the ser- this and od has been found much less incon- she decided Leigh, whn with her husband to see the votes run into ltik thin- N.'342 A. Come around and see us. healthy cur. Therefore vice of the road for more than ten act, Chi- venient to traffic than watering with the failing in this, to family is preparing to leave for sands before the week iaosver. to sell dog, or years and less than is will be furnish- the future to hose and cad, and about one-half taslesof cago to make that place their make it a success. Start the ball Street Sprinkling by Hand. give it away. The delicate ed an annual pass good over the di- plat is being given cheaper. negotiating the, sale of the dog was vision on home. The reception roiling. The city of Paris, France, is a mod- which they are employed. Iwo' of the Broad- advsrtising instrusted to tlie eldest son, a boy of For by the Ramsey society Mr. Dave Morris: the el, as is Washington in our own those who have been employed the and Foreign tom- To Roast Ham. ten years. He left early in the morn- more than way Methodist church, man of the Parker Amusement country, for the keeping of city fifteen years and less than tcd the same con- show A roast ham is superior to a boil- ing and returned late in the evening. twenty Missionary society of pany, leaves tonight to join the streets. Water for cleaning purposes years an annual division pass ter having been ed one, as it is more full of gravy., "Wall," asked the mother, did you wit he gregation, Mks. Leigh fffr Monday, and will return here on the Seine into reser- given for themselves and war and secre- is pumped from has a finer flavor, and will keep the dog?" "No," • replied the president of the former Monday -night. voirs and carried in pipes along the sell wives. Employes of more than tuen- bloi and during longer. Soak the ham thoroughly youthful Napoleon of business, "but ty tary of the latter body, Mr. Tate, the bill poeter, is spend- streets. The watering and washing years' standing will be given an an- societies has been for at least twelve hours, wipe dry, I traded 1 for six of the finest pups nual pass her work with the several days through Illuois ad- of carriage-ways, channels and sub- good art over the systernl • 1;0%4 accomplishing Intieh ing and cut away any rusty parts. you ever saw." _ for the means of vertising. ways is done by hose. • The sweeping themselves and dependent mem- thei gave their ef- Cover the ham with Pour sn.: is bers of their good as no one ever Don't forget to tell your friends is done by hose breerhes which start What happened thereafter families. The Frisco eon more willingness and de- water crust, taking care that it is of since then poverty and an system hae also it forts with we hay+ had a very low rate into Pa- very early in the morning. Rough but announced that ton than she. sufficient thickness all over to keep of dogs appear to have gone will adopt a similar setistens. voted more time ducal; for the week and we want garbage is put Into dust wagons, excess A "The 44e-41e* in the gravy. hand in hand. them to take advantage of same. Be household rubbish is collected, and city Place in a good, steady wren and Why the Subway Tavern Failed. Dance Tomorrow. sure and request your trade to come. what falls from the cart is swept up tire at the Wallace bake for four hours. enti- (Cleveland Plain Tomorrow night Decorate, it wiM add to the beauty —as a rule by a woman sweeper, and lie—q think every woman is Dealer.) lie he given a The collapse park Pavilion there will everybody to decorate, what remains is tleared away by the tled to he considered rrran's equal, of the so-called Sub- lent of the city for The robe worn by the Mayer of way dance by the Ladies Society of the has prom washing which 'follows. About 3,600 She—Welk if she is willing to bring tavern shows that the regular and and while 1114`rly everybody Leingston, England, is said to be the profitable Brotherhood of Locomoti-ve Firemen. re- hands are employed In Paris in the herself down to his level, I don't see patrons of a saloon object ised to do so our members are most beautiful of its kind. It is made ject large attendance is anticipated. of whom about t,o00 be allowed, to pose to being treated as part of a public A gwoeted to ask their firms to decorate cleaning alone, silk, lavishing enriched why she shouldn't the, watering of the of watered exhibition, their buildings for the week. Our are women. The as his equal. . t ho total number of books in the March to with adornments of gold, The many members will appreciate this, streets /is carried on from etre world' is estimated at 4,o0o,000. • •

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