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By Rodd Monts that there wil be any problems on this Editor's Note: This article was moderate sunlight on a daily basis. In Features Editor year’s trip though. "1 talked to the guy written by Harriet Singleton, Senior the winter when the days are shorter and (a Campus Marketing spokesman) a Counselor. For more information, sunlight is less, some may begin to contact the Career Planning <& feel in the dumps or have the blues. few times over the summer, and he said Campus Marketing is once again Counseling Center 152 Commons, The University of Califomia-Berkley it wouldn't happen again,” Weiber said. . sponsoring a spring break trip to 895-3266. Wellness Newsletter describes the White is skeptical of this year's trip, Florida, and despite the trouble it As the holiday season has quickly phenomenon of "Seasonal Blues" as and feels it may be in for trouble once experienced on last year's excursion, come to a close and you are pretty follows: "Up to now the conventional again. She said she declined to sell the many students have made reservations much settled into the new year, be wisdom has been that humans have trip again because "I wouldn't want to through the group for this semester’s aware this could be your most evolved to the point where we no do this to studentTagain." White is a break. vulnerable time for the "Seasonal longer physically react to changes in friend of the owner of Campus Blues". light. But a tiny gland located at the Marketing, and recently spoke with him Last year’s trip was plagued with Your vulnerability could be based on base of the brain, called the pineal, has about the trip. "The company promised difficulties. The students were not a variety of different reasons: Life been found to react when the body is to do better (this year), but they haven't guaranteed hotel accomodations until disappointments could be a primary exposed to very bright light. »&bosen a hotel yet," she said, the day prior to their departure, and the source. You didn't receive the diamond Anatomists used to think that it was ^weiber, however, remains condition of the hotel they stayed at engagement ring you were promised for just a vestigial organ in humans, like optismistic about the trip, and is not was much worse than they were led to Christmas. The 2.4 GPA you received the appendix. However, we now know concerned with it selling. So far, believe. There was also a problem with fall semester just wasn't good enough that the pineal gland secretes a hormone according to Weiber, approximately 50 the availability of excursions, to such to admit you to the Edueatien major called melatonin during periods of students have made reservations. He places as Disneyworld, that were program. You have not followed darkness & suppresses melatonin in the said he is taking reservations until options promised them initially. through on your New Year's presence of bright light." Febuary 21, and encourages everyone to resolutions. Whatever the factor or It has been found that this melatonin sign-up, because there is no limit on Cara White was the representative of combination of factors, please take can have strong detrimental effects on the number of students that may go. last year's trip which took 60 students caution. the social, emotional, as well as the south to disappointment. "We didn't physical well-being of individuals. To Another reason to take precautions is know what hotel we were staying in insure that your melatonin level because as the winter days get shorter until Thursday (One day prior to the continues to be suppressed, you need to and the nights get longer, individuals groups departure from GVSC), and I be exposed to sunlight for at least 15 find themselves more susceptible to a practically had to demand to know minutes each day during the winter mild depression from an undetermined then,” White said. months. If this is not possible, then source. If you are the type of person here are some suggestions that can aid who enjoys summer and ygu are very White said the group threatened to you in overcoming the . . active in summer sports or other leave last year because their S tay busy and active accomodations were so bad, but didn t outdoor activities, then in the winter E at balanced meals. because Campus Marketing moved you ma , seldom go outside and just A tntude should be a positive one them to a better hotel after she don't feel like doing much, you may S mile often. complained. gain weight, and have trouble sleeping () ffer to make new friendships for no obvious reason. You could N ever say never. Dave Weiber is this year's easily be a candidate for the Seasonal A lm for (he stars. representive of the Campus Marketing Affective Disorder, the Seasonal Blues' I. earn something new everyday trip Weiber was one of the students B risk daily walks in ihc winter that went on last year's trip, and has Research has suggested that some sunlight. elected to sell it this time despite the people have a much more powerful L ove yourself as much as you love trouble he experienced in the past. response to the absence of sunshine or others. I went on it last year as a student, from not being out-of-doors. Scientists U se your resources and yes, we did experience a few are finding that individuals are healthier E xiend a helping hand. problems," Weiber said. He doesn t feel and happier when they are exposed to S ummame all your strengths

Grand Valley News Letters to the w Girls Ski Team Stole College's Notes Editor Wins Second Stodeot R oe Page Two Page Six Place W eekly Page Thirteen Page 2; The Lan thorn, 12 February 1986. ■./* „ j: - M ir., . . ;r--s . "• Audio Club Cranks Terrorism Conference to be Broadcast . From 7:30 to 8:30 By Oran Rankin sound at dances and to provide great "International Terrorism: Is die U.S. p.m., the same panelists will discuss Editor sound for the dorm residents. Next?" is the topic of a national the international and diplomatic aspects The Audio Club also wants to bring teleconference to be broadcast by remote of terrorism. Last Saturday night the Audio Club in major bands to the Feildhouse, and at Grand Valley State on Wednesday, Each national segment will be threw a dance in the Commons dining give campus residents the first February 12, beginning at 6 p.m. followed by a discussion session with room. What set this dance apart from opportunity to buy tickets. The puipose of the conference, which local panelists. Those panel members most others was the incredible sound ' ' To make the Feildhouse more originates from - Oklahoma State are: Jonathan White, GVSC professor system. The club initially planned to attractive to bands, the Audio Club is University, is to provide insights into of .criminal justice who has done use over 5,000 watts, but after a few looking at ways to improve the audio international terrorism through the extensive research on terrorism; J[ohn seconds half the system blew and the characteriistics of it by installing dialogue of experts who have various Kendall, a west Michigan'*U.S. total wattage-was reduced to about acoustic baffles near the ceiling, much perspectives on the problem. Marshall; and Paul Chardoul, a Grand 2,600. But the two and a half kilowatts like what exists in Louis Armstrong During the first hour, Meir Josse, Rapids Junior College history that remained was more than enough to Theater. " ^ N Israeli United Nations Ambassasdor, professor, who is an expert on the cause the entire place to reverberate "We’re not a resume club," says and Egyptian U.N. Ambassador El historical development of terrorism. with a clean loud sound. Orzechowski, "we aren’t members just Reedy, will discuss the law enforcement The teleconference will be held on Ther^ were about two hundred people to state our positions on some resume. aspects of the international terrorism the upper level of Grand Valley’s in attendance, and no one seemed We’re just interested in good music situation with British Liason Officer, Kirkhof-Genter-amTis open to the disappointed. . ' rather than PinocChio." Colonel John R. Hirt and Lt. public free of charge. Groups of ten or Tom Orzechowski, president of the .. Students can learn more about the Commander Ann Rondeau, a White more that plan to attend should make Audio Club, said that th^Audio Club Audio Club by calling Tom House Fellow who is serving as special reservations through GVSC’s Media was set up to promote high quality Oizechowskiat677-5825. . ■ j assistant to the AttorrieyGeneraTdf the Services. uepartmeiU at 895-3246.

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If you know of any news or interesting By Rick Miles New Members-Tom Gillson and News Editor events about the campus or community, Mark Kotwick congratulations. Donation Drive-to aid families of please let us know, we need your input. As the news editor, I am challenged challenger crew. Feb.20 booths will be , j Feel free to stop by or call us at the to provide information which is current, in Kirkhof Center and Commons. Lanthom, 1 Kirkhof Center, GVSC. relevant, and most importantly, interesting. I've found this a difficult task but we are progressing. In the Greek Week: continues until hope of furthering and expanding this Feb. 15 Omego Psi Phi fraternity hosts progress I request your assistance in its first annual Omego Week two regards. Feb.16-21. Features will include The Lanthorn is once again including lectures by faculty, students and News Notes as part of it's format. I prominent community, members, as encourage all clubs and organizations well as exhibits and displays for Black on campus to submit events and History Month and the fraternity. For information to myself, care of the more information contact Randy Parlor Lanthorn. News Notes will include at 895-6072 or Rodd Mopts at *7 lte JLavttttW M , short notices and will attempt to 895-7573. « ' provide service to as many activities as Editor Oran Rankin possible. Due to the limits of the Feb.15 - 2pm, Zonta Room, Grand Rapids Public Library, main branch Asst. Editor Henry E. Hardy Lanthorn not all articles submitted may Business Manager Thom Gault be published, but we'll do our best. The (downtown). Several panelists to discuss "Feminism" followed by News Editor Rick MDes second point I'd like your help with question and answer session. Features Editor Rodd Monts regards news itself. Sports Editor Roderick Weils I encourage you to submit news Chief Photographer Todd Saylor items you know of, or would like to March 6 - Adolfo Perez Esquivel, Advertising Manager Donna Hart sell read about in future articles. Please Argentinian human rights activist and Chief Typesetter Marge Wangbichler submit thoughts, comments, and ideas 1980 Nobel Peace Prize winner speaks Faculty Advisor Theodore Borland to me; Rick Miles in Grand Rapids. Call 454-1642 for Lanthorn News Editor times and places of his appearances. Published weekly during each semester by the students 1 Kirkhof Center of Grand Valley State College, Kirkhof Center, Allen­ 895-7803 March 10 - "Starwars" debate, Student Senate: dale Michigan, 49401. Telephone 895-7803. between General Richardson, of High Openings- limited number for student Frontiers and Ret. Lt. Col. Robert senators. Also positions on six Bowman of the institute for Space and committees. Applications/Information Security Studies. 7:30 pm at G.R. Opinions expressed in the Lanthorn are not necessarily available at Student Senate Office, Ford Museum Auditorium, free those, of Grand Valley State College. 895-3231 contact Maureen Murphy. admission

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The Lanthorn, 12 February 1986; page 3. Lanthorn Personals Part I I Alaska really is the last frontier NAME: PHONE: By The Moose looked like cottage cheese and smelled NUMBER OF ISSUES: Staff Writer like three day old limberger cheese. His MESSAGE: nose wrinkled up and as he reached for a As I told you in my last article, there nail file to clean under his fingernails are a lot of things to think out before he spied a .rubber boot with some you even leave for Alaska. Your plastic sticking out of iL With a grin vehicle should be reliable. Take the that said T ve got you now you little time to put on new belts and hoses, and fool," he dragged the suspected boot out keep the old ones for spares. It's also and pulled out a medium sized garbage advisable to know at least the basics of bag . . . empty. I guess a little auto mechanics (a mechanic in Canada explanation is in order. My'friends charges $50.00 an hour). boot had a hole in it and instead of Another consideration should be the buying new boots he decided to put a The first 30 words are free. Every word after 30, will cost five cents. The Lanthorn crossing of borders. Rule number one: plastic bag inside of it reserves the right to reject a Personal for legal or etHlcal considerations. Personals never underestimate the intuitive Imagine the look of disgust on the are due the Friday before every issue, in the Lanthorn offices, Lower Level of the powers of a border patrol guard. While border guards face when, upon jamming Kirkhof Center. Phone Number is 895-7803. we were coming home this year they his arm into the boot he felt a strange, had us get out of the car so they could moist, fuzziness from the fish slime. search it. They then asked us where Then the aroma hit him, it was unlike ^Classifieds I To the guys on first floor To Marge, Mel, Jill, Donna, we had worked, who for, if we were on any other smell. It made the clothes Robinson, keepers of the and Patti (The Lanthorn medication, etc. The point is, all of smell like channel no. 5. Shrieking, Animal House: Gals); and the rest of the girls the questions they asked us they already the guard told them to "pack it up and “CAMPUS REP NEEDED. Happy Lover’s Day and who have the pleasure of knew the answer to. They had looked leave, and to take th at______boot Earn big commissions and| don’t have anymore popcorn knowing me, Happy Valen­ free trips by selling Fort Lau­ i fights, because I won’t clean tine’s Day! at pay stubbs with the name and address with them." derdale, Nassau Paradise, Is-| it up! Podd of our employer, some of the land Carribean Cruise, and Love ya, medication receipts from places we had I guess the point is never try to B.S. skiing to Vermont and Color­ Mel Blech, Willard, Andre, & been, well you get the picture. One your way across the border. Be straight ado. For more information! Tim Steepe, Butter: little slip and I'm sure they would have with them and you won't have any call toll free 1-800-231-0113. Hey, dude! Have a very The best roommates anyone tom my car apart. problems, those guys are sneaky. happy 21st binhday! Will could ask for. Happy Valen­ Some people that I took up last year Airline Ticket round trip to As soon as you hit Canada get about you let me spank you? tine’s Day. Florida. Leave Grand Rapids had their car searched. The guards even $200.00 changed at a bank. They will (Smiley face). Love you guys! Feb. 27 return March 8. went into their work clothes which had give the best rates of exchange. If you Love, Mouff 5190, Call 677-3408 during fish slime and water .all over them and have a gas station exchange U.S. ______Michelle the day and 363-7000 at | had been stuffed into a plastic bag for money they will give you as much as night. Sassman, Rodd, three days, all moldy and smelly, yuch! 15-20% less on a dollar than a bank Happy Valentines Day! It’s no wonder you're Anyway, the border guard figured that would. Features Editor - you have il0-$360 Weekly/Up mailing] 'Every ends with the the clothes must be a good place to hide letter ‘y’t What do you think quite an imagination! Circulars! No quotas! Sin-f dope so he stuck his hand into all of the After two weeks of "traveling" next cerely interested rush self- j about that? pockets and shook them out . . . no week we may actually reach Alaska, see addressed envelope: Success,] Love you gobs, Your friends, dope, only some white fungus that you then. Q Box 470CEG, Woodstock,] Bean The Lanthorn Gals IL 60098.

TYPING DONE, accurate,! professional, reasonable. I Term papers, resumes, etc. | 532-2960. Personals Scoop, Happy Valentine’s Day. ’ou’re the greatest guy in the world. 1 love you ! Love always, Pi Kapp admirer LAKER BASKETBALL! this week on 88,5 fm Sat. 2/15 GrandValley State at o L.in, Andi, Miryna, | Kimbo, Kath, and Michele: Saginauu Valley State 2i50 To the best friends a person! could have. Have a Happy Valentine'-. Day Yeah I KALEIDOSCOPE subjects coming upt Buddy! (Gluom, despair, and I 2/12 "As Lincoln As America" agony on ipe) Love V a, 2/l3 "The PI0 11 ie fflaCuires" Mel 2/14 "Chinai part II" Scott Arthur, I’m so glad you're a pan of I 2/17 "The Gunslinger 1 J . U!. Hardin" my life. You mean the world] 2/10 "The Spy" ^o me. Happy Valentine's! Day! Love, NEWS Broadcasts on WCl/C-FIT can be Daffy Duck heard weekday afternoons at Melis, 3i55, 4 t 55 and 5 1 5 5 on IWCl/C-FM. Happy Valentine’s Day.I Really Neat! Oh well, whoj If JAZZ is you favorite music, try cares? us weekdays from 1 00 until 7i00 pm, Your roomie 1 and again from 7i30 until 10i00 pm. Whether you like Windham Hill or heavy saxophone solos, there’ s SPRINGBREAK something here for you. We also play reguests ... call 895-3128.

Li 1 (he Sun nights ' 8 days aKiey^S^ate ^ m It Lauderdale, Daytona or the Islands WCKR, Inter-dorm radio... nothing new to report.., few applications are in. They're available at room 99 F.H. <*OOl 368 2006 TOI 1 3R] ] Page 4; The Lanthorn, 12 February 1986. •Editorials : LSD on Campus

By Oran Rankin trip, and afterall, that’s why we pay Editor tuition. But for those students that are set on using the drug, let me give a Through some incredibly complex suggestion. The LSD user should do web of communication, I have learned extremely thorough research on the that there has been quite a shipment of substance. There are many good books lysergic acid diethylamide to our at Zumberge Library on thl subject, and campus. This concerns me greatly, I the user should have an intimate can only pray that no one attempts to knowledge of all the physical and hang glide off the Mac bridge without psychological consequences. I the proper equipment. But, the issue is especially suggest LSD: My Problem a bit more complicated by the fact that I Child by Albert Hoffman, and LSD: will not be able to convince everyone The Consciousness Expanding Drug, not to use LSD by the words of my edited by David Solomon. column. But, my God, there are safer LSD is a fascinating substance. First pastimes. ingested accidently by its inventor, Albert Hoffman, it was soon recognized as the most potent drug ever invented by human kind. Just a few hundred micro-grams will send the user on an By Bryan Gillett & intense trip. Gregg Kelyman But here the predictability ends. Guest Editorialists While some people are sent on a Canada! fantastic voyage through the depths of By now even the most uninterested inner consciousness, many experience observer will have noticed the vastly event with a dispassionate eye. If is to provoke response by presenting first hand the circles of Dante’s Inferno. different face of this paper. The issue at viewpoints are to be stated, that they his opinion of an issue. In 1943, Hoffman ingested the hand is not, however, whether the are balanced is paramount, in order to Unfortunately, the news articles lack smallest amount of LSD that he could politics involved are right or not, but allow the reader to make his or her own the integrity for a newspaper. They isolate, and just a few hours later what is the function of a student run decision. A paper should inform and seem to be written for a specific suffered, "a most severe crisis." He later school paper, and is the Lanthorn provoke thought, not convince or even purpose, and are targeted to a small wrote, "The dizziness and sensation of fulfilling the objectives and sway. Single sided reporting is simply minority of students. fainting became so strong at times that responsibilities set for it. another name for propaganda. From the editor, we have seen what I could no longer hold myself So, what is the function of a school If these difficult, but inviolable goals amounted to self justification, not erect...Every thing in the room spun paper? The primary objective of a have been achieved, only then has a editorialization. In neither case was a around, and the familiar objects and ’’newspaper" is to report the news, i.e. "newspaper" been bom. For once, if a relevant topic discussed. pieces of furniture assumed grotesque, what happened, who is involved, and student Tun newspaper attains this level If the ability, of which there is threatening forms." who or what is affected. As a limited of professionalism, it will gamer a plenty, of those at the Lanthorn was to Even worse than the transformations budget student run paper, the Lanthorn reputation as a solid, fair paper. be directed at becoming a newspaper, in the outer world, were the alterations should focus attention on that news This will allow it to do what only a and not a political tool, it could be as in his inner world. He recalled, "A which is relevant to the student body or student run paper can do, that is, to good as any. demon had invaded me, had taken which directly affects Grand Valley allow and present artistic expression These goals are difficult but clear. posession of my body, mind, and soul. State College, which the Lanthorn from students. The paper speaks to all students, not I jumped up and screamed, trying to free represents. If this is what a school newspaper some, or many . . . simply all. As myself from him, but then sank down This entails reporting news on the should be, does the Lanthorn measure such it is the responsibility of those again helpless on the sofa." people and events of the school, in as up? We think not. The potential is entrusted with the Lanthorn keys to rise A college student at Grand Valley many areas as possible. This does not there, the actuality is not to the challenge. does not need this kind of experience! include fluff such as how many beer The "news" of the Lanthorn has Our goal is not to intimate the There are much safer ways to explore bottles some student has saved and built been, in context and style, in complete creation of "committee journalism”, the psyche, such as meditation or into a caricature of President Lubbers, agreement with the views of the editors. because journalism inter- : 1 to offend auto-hypnosis. but it does include reporting on students An editors job is twofold. Most no one is the epitome of mediocrity. There are other reasons why students who achieve excellence or perform importantly, he is to ensure journalistic The goal is to create a paper that should not use LSD. Perhaps the main outstandingly. In addition, profiles on integrity of all that is printed in his presents all sides and then asks tough reason is that its simply illegal. It can faculty or their research would be paper. The other part of an editors job questions. get a person in jail. And since its not appropriate. manufactured legally, one can never be Achieving these goals is a sure of the purity or the size of the meaningless endeavor if the difficult and dose. Another reason is that a person important aspect of journalism is not cannot do homework while on an LSD achieved, that of presenting an issue or ^ MARCHNational w In God We Trust -- The slogan on the coins of an armed camp. women's Lives

Loot ■■ The Congressional payroll. March 9,1986 Washington, D.C. McCarthy. Joseph -- President of the Editor's Note: The following is the U.S in the early fifues. 10 a.m. on the Mall fourth in an eight part series. Reprinted Assemble: between 7th and 14th Sts with permission from the North Normalcy -- A state of Alarm. American Review 12 noon, Lincoln Memorial Penny -- Cheapest reproduction of Ratty: Columbus Day - A celebration of the Abraham Lincoln. M l 6176 or w : ’ ’s: Tint mistake Philosopher -- Male, single, and of Education - The quest for truth, free German origin. from the corrupting influence of church, state, newspaper -- and economists. Poet - Ancient -• A Philosopher in verse. Gener.. uture president of a Medieval -- A Theologian with style compan> w._. defense contracts. Modem - A frustrated novelist.

Homosexual -- An innocent party in the Red -- An aggravation to bulls and a population explosion. certain House Committee. - m m

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lotes tfrom tlh® mdgrgromM: ' •' ■■ ’ ■ Sit-in planned to demand honorary desree for Nelson Mandela HenryWonrv 17E. HardyUricrltr ?4i- , ' Assistant Editor Join us in the spirit of Martin Luther King and Grand Valley State College's demonstrate at the Grand Administration is up to its old dirty tricks while South African lawyer and Valley State College Board civil rights leader Nelson Mandela faces of Control meeting on death in prison. Friday, February 14, at On Qctober 10, 1985, the Grand 11:00 am on the upper level ' Valley Student Senate adopted a resolution condemning South Africa's of the Kirkhof Center. For *■ racist system of apartheid. On\ more information, call December 13, Grand Valley's All 895-7991. College Academic Senate endorsed a version of this resolution which called planning to. vote to give the for the establishment/^ a three credit honorary degree at course on third world history and for an Commecement in May to an honorary degree to be awarded to Nelson obscure (and politically safe) Mandela or another anti-apartheid leader. guy called Melvin Calvin!!! At the last meeting of 1985, the Who is Melvin Calvin? Board of Grand Valley State College Board of Control Secretary Arthur V. N. Hills, Frtt Pr«u Pdolo by OAVIO C. TURNLEY Control voted to condemn apartheid, reached at home for comment, could tell Amid speculation that her activist husband will be released from prison, Winnie Mandela looks at a portrait of and appeared to endorse the concept of a us only that Calvin was, "some sort of Nelson Mandela at a location outside of Johannesburg on Tuesday. degree for Mandela. President Lubbers a scientist from California." said that there is no doubt that everyone While Melvin Calvin may be a "demonstrate our solidarity with the hundred students, faculty, and staff who on the Grand Valley campus is united perfectly nice guy who may deserve thousands of anti-apartheid protestors participated in the sit-in represented a in their opposition to apartheid. some sort of recognition, the decision who have been arrested throughout the consensus of the GVSC community, Since we are all united in our to exclude Mandela makes a mockery of United States. Vice President Hills gave we progressed from demonstrations to opposition to apartheid, one might the democratic process. the opening address. Three U. S. the tedious work of preparing the expect that the college administration One of the critisisms which I hear Congressmen wrote to me in support of ground for official action. would have taken some concrete action most frequently is, "Henry, why don't our action. The extensive list of Henry E. Hardy wrote the draft to follow through on the moral you learn to work within the system speakers included Rev. Maurice proposal condemning apartheid in condemnation of South Africa which and try not to be so confrontational?” Ngakane, former Assistant General September. It went to the Student occured at the last Board of Control Well, the answer is that the "system" Secretary of the South African Council Senate. It was tabled, then sent to meeting. is corrupt and morally bankrupt of Churches, Paul Josephson, President committee, then reported back and No class has been established. And What more could we do to try to of the University of Michigan Student amended some more. the honorary degree? co-operate with the Grand Valley Assembly, and our own President Next the proposal was submitted to Instead of Nelson Mandela, system? In May, we held a peaceful, Lubbers. the GVSC Administration IS legal, occupation of the .campus to Feeling that the more than one continued page 12 — — -> "• *r < - - - --r r - • I Grand Valley State College hthfigt*ufpsO ph j Black History Month i a i Calendar i i February, 1986 Navy Medical Scholarships January 15 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. provide: February 17 "Living The Dream" (Deadline) (Aristic, Oratorical and Writing r Your full tuition, authorized fees and Comp.) educational expenses. February 16 Surviving On a Predominantly r The cost of required books and Portside Room White Campus: a M inority supplies Perspect ive : Rental fees for necessary equipment Kirkhof Center (Students, Faculty and Staff such as microscopes. 7:00pm panel presentation) A monthly cash payment directly to February 19 you, to spend as you piease. Portside Room Blacks on White Campuses Participation in the Navy Health Professions Kirkhof Center Speaker: Dr. Walter Burt Scholarship Program does not involve any military training nor does it require wearing of a uniform. 7:00pm Your academic routine and lifestyle will remain the same as other medical students. February 22 "Make a Joyful Noise" Promenade Deck Gospel Concert Qualifications for this scholarship Kirkhof Center (Local Choirs) include: 7:00pm February 24 "Living The [ream" Be accepted for the next entering class Promenade Deck Winners Presentations or currently enrolled in an approved Kirkhof Center (from the Artistic, Oratorical school of medicine or osteopathy. 7:00pm and Writing Competitions) Be a U.S. citizen. Be in excellent health and good physical February 25 - lyiSeJ condition. Promenade Deck Pictorial F.xh i t i t ‘ For more information, Call: 1-800-922-1703 Kirkhof Center , T z tr w ■ ^ 3 r k r. 3 r. 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To (he Editor: vandalism of three senators and the Senate members. Every article they' To the Editor: dialogue of a senate meeting in which have written is worth nothing more Generally, when a critic writes a r the words "cover-up" were mentioned. titan lining far a bird cage. To sum up My own impression of the initiative review, there are a few items to which Senators blurted on about how the their work in two words: IT STINKS to remove Mr. Hardy and Mr. Robinson he and/or she must pay attention. For contents of the article were distorted and (and I'm being nice). I doubt if this from their respective positions (and also instance, it is advisable to have some false. Hie Senators and their supporters letter will have any affect. I doubt the to fill vacancies in the newspaper general idea of the script so that foolish yelled at Rankin to explain7 why he editors even have enough guts to print advisory board with student senate mistakes in chronological order of the published the article. Rankin seemed to this. So Oran will'keep writing appointments who are apparently, in play and its basic theme are not made. believe the article was basically true and "Spinelessly Speaking", and Hardy-will opposition to Mr. Hardy’s continued Obviously, Karen Sneller did not take asked the Senate to offer serious crawl back under his rock and stay existence at the newspaper) is that the the time to do so; otherwise, she would evidence to the contrary. The article in "Underground". By the way, Henry, general centering of the senate not have stated that the character of question has Dale Robinson suggesting you’re supposed to graduate after four leadership inspiring such initiatives is Angel asked "When you cornin' back a possible cover-up and it seems all to years of college, not 14. But stay in also., generally identical with those Red Ryder?" Such a question was obvious that that's what we have. For school, please. The real world is much individuals originally involved in the never uttered by Angel. This and other with little haste the Senate voted 13-2 better off without you. drinking of alcohol in the student senate errors riddle her review of Mark to recommend Hardy be fired for Continued on page 7 Medoffs play When You Cornin' Back inaccurate reporting, this happened Michael A. Simmons Red,Ryder?. despite the fact that the Senate never It's a shame that so many people investigated whether the contents of the worked so hard on this production, and article were accurate. the college newspaper can't produce The Senate saw other articles as A growing Church which anything better than a shabby attempt examples of "bad" journalism by Hardy, at a review, if you can honestly call an but to any observer it must have been welcomes The Entire Family inaccurate account of the play's plot a strikingly evident that the Senate had it review^ out for Hardy and Rankin, who allowed True, writing for The Lanthorn is the article to be printed. supposed to be a learning experience, Senators, why don't you come clean and, Karen, I don't want to discourage and take care of this mess of your own LJ you from continuing to write reviews device? How can so many of you be of campus performances. Just a word cowards and corrupt so early in your- Allendale Wesleyan of advice: Talk to someone in the political lives? theatre program, read the script before Whatever qualms the Senate has with Church you attend a performance, and let your The Lanthorn or Henry Hardy they are readers know what you thought of it. over shadowed by the Senate's own That's a critic's job. hypocrisy. Offering Ministries in which you Nora S. Place Eric Skoglund can be a part: People Ministering to People To the Editor: To the Editor:

The Student Senate meeting of Jan. The impossible has happened. The 30 was a tragic-comedy played out in quality of "The Lanthorn" has reached cqnpjto Sunday School 9:30 a.m. real life. I fully agree with Oran an all-time low. Henry Hardy and Every Sunday Rankin's last editorial in which he puppet, Oran Rankin, have ruined this f throws insults at this pompus, once-passable piece of work. Posing as A classes for all ages 1-Adult immature lot that represents us in the journalists, these two have turned our "You will find warm fellowship & Student Senate. school paper into an eyesore. It is sharing here" I feel for those few Senators, such as filled with nothing but garbage. Items Dale Robinson, who are outgunned by such as the Anarchist Dictionary have the hoots of self-rightous Senators. no business being in the paper. Many of the senators' inability to deal Students want to read about relevant with opposing vifews manifest itself in issues. Instead, we are subjected to Morning worship 10:30 a.m. cat-calling and brooding. The gang-up articles by a sophomore with no on Oran Rankin for allowing the journalism experience (Rankin), and a "An Edifying Fellowship publishing of an article concerning terminal crybaby (Hardy). Has Hardy Evening Worship 6:00 p.m." possible violations of three Senators, ever written a positive article? shows this senate as a disgrace to the Probably not, it's not his style. He's student body which it represents. too worried about non-existant The plot thickened as the Senate cover-ups. He would fit in well at the For Information Phone 895-4833 quickly voted (13-2) to recommend to "National Enquirer". Rankin talks a the Lanthorn that Henry Hardy be fired. good fight against the Student Senate, Corner of Scott at Avery, Hardy is the writer of the article but he could barely babble a complete Allendale exposing the possible drunken sentence when he was confronted by )

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GlRMENr You must pre-arrange for an interview. Contact Bonnie or Sheila in the Financial Aids Office for more information (895-3234). b a g Downtown, Rogers Plaza, North Kent, and Woodland Lanthorn Letters continued The Lanthorn; 12 February 1986, page 7. Continued from page 6 office on the night of the vandalism of situation for self-interested reasons become a Student Senator, ^ou also it." That was cute. It reminded me of the same office, and whose resignations whicjj concerns the original issue of become one of the untouchables? And . something on "Leave it to Beaver". were requested by the senate president. alcohol, mysterious vandalism and when did it become legal for anyone to Three people who are supposed to Other pieces seem to fall on the board requested resignations, and the fact of drink alcohol on campus, let alotie in represent Grand Valley and all of its where they will according to Lanthorn coverage of these matters the campus center? So, they are students, get drunk in the office considerations of loyalty, friendship, having occured at all. senators. So what! I don't care. You provided to them for meetings. They and even genuinely felt and honestly are still students of Grand Valley, and spit chew all over the place and trash expressed concern for a perceived . Mark Zapytowski, you still are (supposed to be at least) the furniture. Come on now, who is partisan bias and lack of objectivity Former Student Senate goverened hy the student code. Yeh, calling who kids? which they believe to be clearly in President just like Joe Blow who gets kicked out Another question I have is: When evidence in articles written by Henry of the dorm for having beer in his did Bob Stoll become aGenie? Wow, Hardy. I believe that I see both the To the Editor: room. 'he can be in two places at one time! It presence of honest concerns and also the Your friend Mr. Bosanic was wrong) is really hard for me to believe anything underlying motivations of a leadership I am only a bystander and a puzzled the Lanthorn coverage didn't hurt thej your story says. Especially when Bob whose reasons and methods are far less one at that. Could you please tell me senate. The three senators already did. Stoll was on vacation when this than *pure, and are perhaps even in what line of the Student Senate I like the part of his article where he cynically manipulative of an overall Constitution it states that once you says, "The kids don't need to read about Continued on paged L

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Page 8; The Lanthom, 12 February 1986. Living So can adults involved in caring for ■i ■ ■■■. .. . their own mothers and fathers. At the Travelers Corporation7 in Hartford, one-quarter of* their workers spend an At Large average of 10 2 hours a week caring for Maternity leave is elderly relatives. Caretaking is not an Ellen exception, not-a temporary blip. As just the beginning long as birth and death and illness are Goodman part of life, it is a norm. In fairness, many of the plans and programs and studies of family policy go beyond the most intense focus on BOSTON~Our friend is at die end of over several years. parental leave creates another special infant-care leave. Pat Schroeder's bill her last, lumbering trimester. At Our friend is lucky. Her company is, class in the work force. Will the in Congress would extend parental leave lunch, toasting the imminent birth of by many standards, generous with attention focused on those with to include those who must take care of her first child with club soda and lime, leave. And yet,-we already know, it newborns allow employers and a seriously ill child. The high-powered we wish her well. In return, she tallies isn't enough, legislators to pretend that the conflicts Family Policy Panel with its mix of up her vacation time and maternity It occurs to me as we go back to our between work and family are temporary, academics, business leaders and planners leave. She will ’be out of work six separate offices how much attention limited to the earliest months of life. called this month for part-time work months; that should just about d o lt there is on infant leave these days-. The "Six months should just about do it." and flexible hours as well as parental Later, the three of us Who are already world that we all woik in is being Infancy is the time of overwhelming leave. But there is a risk that we will mothers walk back across town wrenched into reality. Today half the need and helplessness. But if new deal with the conflicts between work together. One, whose two school-age pregnant working women will be back and family in segments rather than a children have been through a winter of on the job within a year. There is parents are segregated from the rest of whole, a whole life. flu and measles, laughs sardonically and much talk of birthing and bonding. us, then employersjnay go on dealing At the moment only 40 percent of says, "You know, I think I could use A bill in Congress proposes that we with caretaking as an extraordinary the working mothers in this country get maternity leave too." Another, whose grant new parents a minimum of i8 "problem" in the life of an otherwise even six weeks of post-partum leave son has had a tough time launching weeks of unpaid leave with job "normal” worker. They may go on with any income or job guarantee. himself-into high school, seconds that protection. A Yale study recommends thinking of most workers as carefree. Still fewer parents have the- option to motion. child-care leaves of six months with 75 And it just isn't so. take a longer unpaid leave and return to I tell them about my own fantasy. percent pay for half that time. My lunchmates with their wistful their jobs. While our pregnant friend was counting And yet even those who lobby, even musing about belated maternity leave Do the parents of newborns come up her days, I wondered what it would those who fashion these vast give testimony to that. Mothers and first in terms of public policy? have been.like to have such a fine pool improvements, know they won't be fathers alike can list their longings for Absolutely. But I must pass on the of days to draw from slowly. What a enough. an extra piece of time to spend on their message from my lunch companions. luxury for parents who might use those I wonder sometimes whether, in a children whether those children are 15 Maternity leave, like infancy itself, is months of leave, one day at a time. subtle way, the current emphasis on days or 15 years old. just the beginning.

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By Karen Sneller begins May 12, and continues until relations, to law enforcement, to health who are eligible. A special travel grant Staff Writer June 6. care. No salary will be earned in is also being offered. Four of the available credits will be addition to the credits, but the student Professor Robert Hoeksema sees this Grand Valley State students with one earned at the Mexican North American will have the opportunity to experience trip as a chance for students to year or more of college Spanish are Cultural Institute in Guadajara, where another culture. encounter and utilize a foreign language being given the opportunity to the students will study the Spanish in its native country, and also to experience Mexican culture first hand language. The cost will be $650 (which discover what is being done in their while earning up to six additional The additional two credits are includes room and board, field trips and field of interest away from home. college credits. available to those students who wish to institute charges), plus tuition and Additional information may be The trip, which is being arranged by participate in an internship program. transportation. Living arrangements obtained by contacting Professor the International Studies and Foreign These students can be placed in nearly will be made with Mexican families. Hoeksema at 895-3476. Language Departments of Grand Valley, any field of their choice; from public Financial Aid is available for students

Advance lauds GVSC's progress Admissions Office seeks summer trailblazers

By Rick Miles turmoil of reorganization (1972-82) News Editor when the fine cluster colleges were Looking for a summer job? The Orientation leaders responsibilities consolidated into one institution with Admissions Office has several part-time include counseling students, A recent article in the Ottawa four divisions, and the days of positions for students interested in programming social activities, and Advance newspaper put GVSC in a economic recession. These last two becoming Orientation leaders. becoming well-informed about campus very good light The article, in a senes years have been positive years probably "We're looking for people that know procedures and services. about local facilities for higher the most positive since I've been here. about Grand Valley through campus Orientation leaders are paid $3.65 per education, presented positive I think there's an awareness of what involvement, clubs or sports. But there hour, plus meals and lodging in the information about our college. we re doing and a growing recognition are training sessions so you don't have residence halls (where they are required Since 1983 the college has enjoyed of the quality programs offered here.” to know every residence hall rule or to stay) during the program. increasing enrollment, that figure now Lubbers' views on the recognition of academic policy," Kathleen Sullivan, Students can pick up applications at is 7,023 students. The campus boasts GV's academics were echoed by assistant director of admissions said. the Admissions Office or the Academic- what is arguably the best sports facility admissions' officials who say GV's Interested students should file Resource Center. in the area. New programs in programs in special education, applications with the admissions office, engineenng and physical therapy have computer science, nursing, athletic Seidman House, by February 24 experienced steady growth, as well as training, and physical therapy rank 1986. (he recently formed School of among the best offered in the state. Applicants must be in good academic Communications, according to officials Other positive points mentioned standing with Grand Valley (a Irom admissions included the extensive financial aid minimum 2.0 overall GPA is required) GVSC President Arend Lubbers packages avialable, an array of acuvities be supporuve of the school and be able shared some of his views concerning and entertainment offered to students to communicate well with others. Grand Valley, "When I came here (in through the Program board, and the The selection process will consist of 19721 there was the Vietnam War and on-campus location of WGVC-channel a screening of the application and a all the problems on campuses 35 (where students in communications 20-minute interview with a staff associated with it. There was the gam practical hands-on experience). member and a returning orientation leader. The Lan thorn; 12 February 1986; page 9.

it, sharpen the granules? Getting out blood-stains is great, but if you're bleeding, doing the wash is not your _ • greatest concern. Pop Life Isn't the cereal aisle fun. It seems as A much hated trip though you aren't a person of prominence until you have your own cereal; or at least your picture on the Rodd Monts box. I don't know about you but I am sick of'M ary Lou Retten and her electric smile, it seems to stick out from between the Franken Berries and the Fruity Pebbles. I swear I heard .something , coming from over there. They usually say there are two think it has something to do with male It’s not so bad if you can get into the "I pity da fool who don't eat ma cereal," certainties in life: pride. Grocery shopping has right cycle. You know the cycle I’m said the Mr. T cereal box. Maybe it traditionally been a female chore. talking about. You begin to shop just was just my imagination. Who knows 1. You must pay taxes. Unfortunately, it’s also a chore of the as someone else does, and you are stuck maybe some day I may be prominent 2. You must die. single male. following each other up and down each and popular enough to have my name It never fails, I always get a defective aisle, until you reach the on a box of red and blue sugar-loaded Well, even paying taxes isn’t a shopping cart. Either the wheels check-out-where they get in line before crunchy things, no preservatives added certainty any longer, some people elect wobble, or they don’t roll. Sometimes you. of course. jail sentences instead. There is, they roll in opposite directions. Of The cycle is not bad when you are Another thing that I have noticed is however, one certainty that isn’t always course it never begins to malfunction stuck with a cute girl. Sometimes I’ll the segregation of ethnic foods. mentioned: until I’m approaching the first aisle, go out of my way to bump into them. I Mexican, Chinese, and Jewish food then I feel as though it’s too late to turn find that the best place to find them is products always seem to have a 3. You must eat. Therefore you back. the frozen foods section. (Cute girls designated section on the grocer's must go to the grocery store no matter I am the kind of shopper who never usually can’t cook, therefore Stouffers shelves. Funny thing though, I can how macho you think you are, or else makes a grocery list. I will go to the Entres, and TV dinners, occpy a lot of never seem to find the Soul Food you end up satifying number two. store to buy milk and bread, and come space in their shopping carts). section. I wonder why. out with the supplies to make a seven One thing I always find funny is I forgot seasoning salt. I forgot I hate going grocery shopping, which course meal. I must stop going when I -"New & Improved Tide”. How can butter. I forgot cleanser. I always is ironic, because I love to eat. I’m am hungry, it would probably save me forget something. But I'm not going not sure why I hate it so much, but 1 a lot of extra calories. Tide get any better? What do they do to back until the cupboard is bare!

4 Suggestions on surviving Valentines Day depressed. Why not get seriously in the privacy of your own home, kick By Brent Baum like to offer some suggestions on how depressed? Wallow in self-pity. Sing to get through February 14th with your , it, stomp on it, curse it, and tear it up Staff Writer the blues. Sit alone in your bedroom sanity intact. into a thousand little pieces. You'll muttering, "Why me?" Listen to your fJow that we have all recovered from feel better. Trust me. favorite sad love song. (My favorite is our wild Groundhog Day celebrations, Remind vourself how much money Look on the bright side of it. Love an oldie called "Since I Fell For You" we find Valentines Day staring us in you'll he saving. Valentines Day is an can be dangerous these days, with by Lenny Welch. You might want to the face. Valentines Day can be a lot of expensive proposition. A card, candy, herpes, AIDS, and God knows what sing along with "Love Stinks" by the fun as you and that someone special say flowers, and a nice dinner can take a real else floating around out there. Many J. Geils Band as well.) For those of big bite out of your bank account. And you who like to drink, there is no better how much you care. It can also be a if you don't spend a lot of money, your couples on their first date go to a clinic time. real bummer for those of us who don t sweetie will think you're cheap and for a complete physical. Besides, the The next day, to cheer yourself up, have a "significant other" (as the leave you for some guy with a Porsche. Sexual Revolution is over. And 1 never go to Woodland Mall and watch them Yuppies say). So, for everyone who Buy the sweetest, most romanii& even fired a shot. set up their beautiful Lincoln's Birthday will be alone this Valentines Day, I'd Dalentines Dav card vou can find. Then If all else fails, go ahead and be decorations.

The American Advertising Federation Robert Egan, author of the book Do you have talent? Any kind of talent will do. Whether it’s dancing, i a AF) is a professional organization "From Here to Fraternity”, will give a with college chapters across the nation, lecture on the subject of Greek Life singing, or animal tricks, Kegler's Pub is the place for you. including Grand Valley. Thursday, Febuary 13, at 8 pm in the Every Wednesday is "Open-Mike Allendale Women's The group isnt's exclusively for Kirkhof Center. Go Night" at Kegler's. Anyone may get on Christian Temperance advertising students, any interested F.gan graduated from Harvard College stage and perform from 9 p.m. to 1 Union Asks . . . student may apply. The membership in 1975, where he was a member of a.m., and no auditions are necessary. tee is $ 17. Delta Pi, the third oldest fraternity. Kegler's is located in Eastbrook The group is currently working on Despite his background, Egan describes Lanes, 3500 Lake Eastbrook Drive. Basically, alcohol ad­ the Levi Strauss campaign, which will himself as a "six-pack kind of guy." For more information contact Scott at vertising has three he presented during a trip to Chicago He has taveled over 35,000 miles purposes: to recruit later this semester. For more researching the book and lecture. His 949-7650 new users, to increase information contact Renee Cuthbert at travels have taken him to over 150 the consumption of <95-7904 or Harriet Durham at colleges in 37 states, where he has its products, and to interviewed various Greeks. <95-4120. assist potential buyers BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed between competing brands. Recruiting FRRNKLS MAR, W A ■ 'f€5.-'MS€ ucaff UPCB new users means that Lime simiset? iwm cmetjivuveso they want you! CUBE IV THE M U . FUbHTLESi THERE MTWWL-. h o e s 7H6 eternair* \ M M & O M m !

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David Gabrielse Marcia Schroeder Greg Bqnd ^ Bob Hein "I like it (It's) pretty good. I'd like to "I think it needs more facts. It's a "Under the new editor of the Lanthorn "I think it has a lot of interesting I see more local issues. The professor in good paper, but it needs more. More it seems to be a more biased paper than articles, but lately it's become a bit I news about campus. More student it has been in the past." California doesn't appeal to me. I'd like | input. More professor input.” to hear about things around here. biased Photos by Jill Schroeder

Fine Arts awards offered Music Prefab sprouts with help from Dolby By Amy Klofkorn Kent County Staff Write*- ♦Incoming freshmen or sophomore By Susan Newman a unique new sound of their own. Do status Four scholarships in the Fine and Staff Writer not let such lyrics as "I've got six ♦Minimum of 2.5 grade point av­ Applied Arts field are being offered to things on my mind, and you're no erage area undergraduate students this fall. : Two Wheels Good longer one of them" and "Life's not ♦A commitment to the art field as a 1985 complete, til you heart's missed a beat" The awards, valued at $500 each, career were established this year under the deceive you. Despite the downbeat ♦A minimum of two letters of rec­ name of the Paul Collins Scholarship Prefab/pre-fab/ n.: a prefabricated lyrics the fast pace is perfect for ommendation structure establishing the party mood. The band Fund. Collins, a noted black artist After application completion students currently has many of his works on Sprout n. : young and growing includes Paddy McAloon, Martin will be asked to turn in a portfolio of - a prefabricated structure which is McAloon, Wendy Smith, and Neil display in the Grand Rapids area. their work. Students from such institutions as young and growing is a perfect Conti, and with their suggestion; "Due Applications may be picked up at the definition for the new band which just to the exceptional length of this record, the Kendall School of Art and Design, Department of Art and Design in 147 and Calvin and Aquinas colleges, as arrived in America from . play LOUD." Unfortunately the Calder Fine Arts. The deadline for all well as Grand Valley are invited to Prefab Sprout, with the help of does not receive enough air play, with applications is March 1. For more apply. producer , is able to the exception of When Love Breaks information call Don Kerr, department build themselves from prefabricated to Down, so if you want to be fortunate Eligibility requirements are: chairman, at 895-3697. * All applicants must be residents of fabricated. Two Wheels Good is their enough to experience this album you first album which combines progressive will have to purchase it! (And it's well rock and slight pop undertones to equal worth it.)

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Music, coni. Arcadia proves an New Wave is dead-and so are the Kennedys ineffective spin-off

By Vito Hollowell Staff Writer of

There was a time when punk ruled, when the British nobility trembled at the roar of super-energized frustration. In that time mohawks actually were I hate reviewing records by bands like hole-filled synethesizers, and LeBon apalling, and you couldn't buy neon Duran Duran (oops) Arcadia. They writes lyrics like Mark Twain on hair color in a can at Spencers. The embody almost every quality about qualudes. Naively weird, yet somehow Sex Pistols ran wild, and The Clash pop(ular) bands that I detest They are pleasing. The first single "Election were the best thing to happen to purposely pretty, superduper stars, with Day" is simply a likeable song, ps is rock-n-roll since Chuck Berry. While over pretentious songs and videos. most of the material on this album. America celebrated its bicentennial, They sell out huge stadiums while LeBon and company have the looks. England bowed to Sid Vicious. performing to the non-stop screech of They, know how to make pop songs. Now its 1986 and the only people 14-year-old teenyboppers. It's the pretentious musical qualities still shocked by a haircut are Amway But even with all. of this I get the mentioned previously, that this critic distributors. Punk is dead, but there are feeling that these guys are actually could live without "Planet Earth" and still a handful of corpses lugging trying to be inventive and make good "" (early Duran tunes) guitars around attempting to play songs. I feel compelled to dismiss all were great dance songs, no slick hard-core punk. the image and hype, and be as objective production or creative writing class The Dead Kennedys are a group of about their music as possible. lyrics, just five guys (who happen to these zombies. Franken Christ is their wear makeup) playing straight British first, album in three years (nobody pop. "So Red the Rose" doesn't have missed them), and with it they prove to The hype (sorry) behind the Simon that genuine energy, but Arcadia does have nothing to say that hasn't been LeBon, , Roger Taylor seem sincere in the effort *A- for effort said by a hundred other B-grade punk project stated Arcadia would be a C+ for product. bands. departure from the Duran Duran Okay, we get it, guns suck, jocks direction, not so. This is just a more suck, so does Reagan and the moral bfainy (as in egghead) Duran album. Senior Vito Hollowell is a musician majority. The lyrics are angry and They simply air-out the already and Art major here at GVSC. His loud, but the Kennedys won't convince reviews will appear weekly in the anyone that they're really that pissed Lanthorn music section. off. This band is dead proof that punk has become generic. Throw nitric acid on your scalp, put a bum's clothes on, scream for anarchy and you're punk. It's fortunate that all the real punks 4 FINE STORES TO BETTER : jumped off the ship long ago and let the California style skinheads ride the last HELP YOU! 3 end of the "New Wave". Do your turntable a favor, take the $8.98 you would dish out for this album and buy anything by the Clash. 3 Letters Continued from page 7, To the Editor: 51 Monroe Mall N.W. 3150 Plainfield incident happened It seems nothing can escape the I love an article with lots of facts. critical comments of Mr. Hardy. I g 1 533 Wealthy S.E. 2883 Wilson, Grandville This article was loaded with must strongly object to Mr. Hardy s iu i information and quotations. However, I article concerning Sno Fest in last did notice that the author of the week's Lanthorn. Sno Fest was a sensational tidbit had chosen not to put campus-wide event created to give the anything that Bob Stoll or Michelle students a chance to celebrate winter. Beans said in quotes. Could it be that Numerous groups put in many hours of neither one of these people said these hard work to make Sno Fest a success. intriguing things? Is it so hard to comprehend that Your article did not say exactly what students can participate in events that consequences these honorable senators are not tied to apartheid, civil rights or were to pay. According to your paper, political policy11 Granted these are exposing them was punishment important topics, but they have no enough. Be real! I personally feel that business being com pared to as senators, people who are to represent entertainment. What's wrong with BEER, LIQUOR, WINE, the student body, should be used as an having good, clean fun1 example. They should be treated as any Also, 1 must protest the constant KEG BEER.LOTTERY other member of the student attacks on the Student Activities Office community would be. Persons of authority should be TICKETS,POST OFFICE The Student Senate Organization has referenced by their proper titles, not a lot of special services extended to demeaning, private nicknames. The them that no other student organization Student Activities staff is responsible HOURS: has ! think they should feel very lucky for most of the quality entertainment on M — TH 7am -11 pm and respect that fact. this campus. Without their efforts this campus would be a very dull place FRI a SAT 7am- 12 Midnight Rhonda Whyte Mr. Hardy, please be aware of how many people you affect with your SUN 9am-9pm Vote The slaiem.en.is in the article flippant articles. regarding Beens and Stoll were correct IN STAN DALE 453-1007 They declined to be quoted directly. Mark McCready Page 12; The Lanthom, 12 February 1986. yes, it might be a good idea to try want to know exactly what you want much pain is involved? The pain is somewhere else and have a talk with tatooed on yourself. Indecision will be between walking barefoot thruogh a your good friend. If the answers are no, picked up instantly by the artist, room with a floor of marsh-mallo and stay and look around some more. causing discussion about a bigger more having your fingernails ripped out with Now lood at the desings on the wall. expensive tatoo. In tatooing, size rusty pliers. Women seem to take the Brad Koester You should be able to pick out three equals price. A small tatoo, two inches pain well; marines tend to pass out. Tatooing, as Webster defines it, is that really express yourself. If you squared, costs about $50, whereas a Don't be nervous, relax. Tension the art of permanently marking or don't see any you like, that artist is not large body shirt (similar to a permanent makes the pain worse. Keep in the designing the skin by pricking and for you, but if you like some designs oriental "T" shirt) can cost $1,200 back of your mind that the area getting engraving an indelible pigment . That talk to the artist. When talking to the Now it's time for the actual tatooing. tatooed becomes numb after ten is all well and good, but the art of artist be very careful; these people put This is the time to be exceptionally minutes of the needles pulsating in and going and getting a tatoo can be used car dealers to shame. They can polite to the artist, remember he has a out. difficult. take you from the small heart you lot in his hands. First he will shave After the actual tatooing is over, First, you must find out where tatoo wanted on your arm to a huge eagle the area to be tatooed, hopfully cleaning listen carefuly to what the artist has to parlors are located. The yellow pages flying across your chest. My advice it with some sort of antibiotic( alcohol say about caring for your tatoo. Do or a refenal from a good friend will after you have talked to the artist is to or clensing soap). Then he will pull exactly what he tells you. His suffice. Try to make sure it is a good go home and think about it because you out the gun. The needle gun looks and instructions can make the difference in friend and not someone who will steer were probably drunk at the time. sounds like a jack hammer, except taht twenty years between a colorfull glob you wrong. After you are home and had a good the needle gun has seven tiny needles to and a nice looking piece of art. Upon entering the parlor (usually in night sleep, stand in front of a mirror place ink under the skin. Be prepared As you can see, getting a tatoo can a seedy part of town) there are a few and ask yourself, "Do I really want to for a rush of feer similar to patients be quite an experience. Finding a parlor things you should look for: Is the scar my beautiful body for life ?" If about to receive rabies shots. Now the that is right for you can be hard work parlor dirty, is a haven for you said yes it is time to return to the artist will start by engraving a small but patience pays off in tatooing. Be degenerates, and, most important, does parlor. If you said no, forget the whole line to get the first flinch out of the sure you want a tatoo because if you the artist talk with a slur. If the thing and consider yourself lucky. way. think getting a tatoo is hard try paying answers to any of these questions is When you return to the shop, you Your next question may be how a plastic surgeon to remove it.______

Sit in From page 5 So now all of these hundreds of South African Detainee's Support economy reeling from hours of working "within the system" Committee. Prime Minister Botha has divestment and other pressures, the Executive Committee of the All have been arbitrarily blown away just publically rebuked the Foreign may yeild to the world outcry College Academic Senate (ECS). Here without even a memo to us to explain, Minister for suggesting that South to free Nelson Mandela. the proposal was modified some more, and we're back to demonstrations and Africa will ever be governed by a black. As members of the largest then approved and sent on to the full sit-ins again. So be it. We won't be Indian and "Coloured" members of Dutch Reformed community All College Academic Senate (ACAS) fooled again. the South African Parliment have been ouside of South Africa, we have for action. I will sit in, alone if need be, holding sit-ins because they are not an especial obligation to work After a lengthy debate which was at the Board of Control's next even allowed to sit in the same dining for the liberation of South both thoughtful and thought-provoking, meeting, to protest our room with their white colleages. South A frica. and after ^jbstitute motions, and Administration's callous Africa has been stepping up their was motions substituted for the substitute disregard for South Africa's of aggression against the neighboring Naive though it may seem, motion were delt with, the measure was agony, and our own states of Angola and Lesotho, and the with so much hanging in the approved. "democratic" process. activities of the secret death squads are balence, the honorary degree for From here, we went on to the Board The situation in South Africa is at an all time high. Nelson Mandela could make the of Control. They also endorsed the critical. Over 11,000 people have been Most importantly, difference. We owe it to resolution with only one dissenting arrested without charges since the negotiations which could lead ourselves, our community, and vote, that of Controller Barbara beginning of last year, a 1000 per cent to the release of Mandela from most of all, to Nelson and V ant'hof. increase over 1984, according to the prison are now under way. The Winnie Mandela, to at least South African government, its make the effort. . -vo' ''-*v.

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on for the 70-65 victory from there. By Johnathon Staten Rose Antrim and Mary Ann Scott Staff Writer lead the Lady Lakers with 25 and 17 points, and Tracy Byrd added 8 rebounds Grand Valley came from behind in and 9 assists. Hillsdale's Terrie the second half to take a 70-65 decision Gunningham led all scorers with 26. from a scrappy Hillsdale Charger team. The Lady Lakers also defeated the The win gives the Lady Lakers a 18-6 Tartars from Wayne State 79-59. overall record and a 9-4 record in the Grand Valley State's women took a GLIAC. 40 to 33 halftime lead over Wayne The Lady Lakers jumped out to an State on the strength of 14 points by early lead when Rose Antrim hit three Jill Meerman and 6 by Sue Polus and straight field goals and a foul shot in Rose Antrim. The ladies agressive the first two minutes. The Lady defense was the key to thier success in Chargers fought hard to stay in the the first half as they forced Wayne State game on 13 points and 8 rebounds by into nine turnovers. Terry Gunningham in the first half. In the second half Grand Valley's The Lady Lakers, however, got 15 first Ladies continued to dominate and began half points from Rose Antrim to take a to pull away 56-45 with 10:28 38 to 34 half time lead. remaining when Jll Meerman hit a 20 In the final five minutes Rose foot jumper. After that Grand Valley Antrim's shot off the baseline and her led by as many as 19 in the final five layup of a steal gave Grand Valley a minutes. 62-58 lead. Grand Valley’s Lady Lakers The Lakers will travel to Saginaw ftere able to maintain the lead and hold Valley Saturday for their next contest.

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