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HOLMES DAVE HOGAN /GETTY IMAGES Sharon Osbourne, festivalhasmarkedtheendofwinterwith Scandinavianparenting6 and right, with, from animpressivedisplayofrareflowers. left, Jack, Ozzy and Celebratespringtime withahostofsellers, My weekend Kelly in 2004 Greatdaysout local exhibitorsandexpertsonhand to answeryourquestions. this weekend Today10am-5pm,tomorrow Sharon Osbourne 10am-4pm,£3 adults,under-16sfree, falmouth.co.uk/see-and-do/ tells Tim Teeman falmouth-spring-festival TheFifteenCornwallSpring howshe survived Farmers’Market, SpinningaYarnat theMary WatergateBay,Newquay RoseMuseum,Portsmouth violence, beat cancer Travelbackintime andexperience Foodieswill lovethis popularfarmers’ Tudorcraftsatthislivedemonstration andstays married market,hostedbyJamieOliver’s Fifteen ofspinningandweavingbythe Cornwallandstockedwithfresh,spring PortchesterSpinners. vegetables,seasonalCornishfish,local Todayandtomorrow10am-4pm,free here are twofluffy dogs — meatandawealthof artisanfoods. withavalidadmission ticket, 12othersareathome—and Aspiringchefscanalsotakepartina historicdockyard.co.uk so manyassistants that likeapity-pot,but Ithought,‘Ineedsome- pasta-makingworkshop. maybe the dogs have assist- thing’,soItooksome fabpills, lifewasgood Today9am-3:30pm,free(£20for Sainsbury’sSportRelief ants. Sharon Osbourne is afterthat.”Antidepressants? Osbourne pasta-makingworkshopwiththe dressedinablack trouser Sharon nods: “Zoloft.”Doesshe still takethem? Fifteenteam),fifteencornwall.co.uk Mile,London T suit,her hair its familiar “Yes,absolutely,Iwouldn’t even tryto Dress upandjogondowntoTheMall Osbourne’s neon red. Shehas justfinishedfilmingan comeoffthem.” TallTrees,Deep Earth, foradayofactivefundraising.Enterone, perfect threeorsix-mileevents alongaroute Gardens editionof theCBS chat show,TheTalk,and Osbourne confessestothinkingabout Amesbury,Salisbury in her Hollywood dressingroom is saltily weekend leaving her marriage, “and I’m sure he thatincludesHorseGuardsParade, candid and indiscreet,everyfourth word a musthave. I’m not Mother Teresa. Iused Jointhestoryteller LizzieBryantonawalk theQueenVictoriaMemorial and JoeSwift’sguideto “f***”.When asked if sheprefers Strictly Earlyto riseorlie-in? to scream andshout.Youget olderand you across theStonehengelandscapeand BuckinghamPalace. Allmoney raised magnificentmagnolias12 Come Dancing over The XFactor,onwhich Lie-in think, ‘What am Igettingsoworked up discoverthetreesthat inhabitthisancient willbeusedtohelpdisadvantaged shewas ajudge from 2004 to 2007, GreatBritishfry-upor about? Life’stoo short’.” Aftershe had cornerof England. communitiesintheUKandtheworld’s Osbourne exclaims in her raspyCockney- freshfruitsmoothie? cancer diagnosed, “you re-evaluateyour Tomorrow,meeting onFargoRoad in poorestcountries. ishsqueak: “Are youcrazy? Iwouldn’t OhGod,fry-up life, things that seem important aren’t”. Larkhill3pm,£5adults,£1children, Tomorrow8.30am-4pm,£6adults, watch XFactor now I’m not on it. Iadore Yogaorhitthe gym? Shethought shewould die during“avery 08442491895,www.visitwiltshire.co. £3children,£15familyoffour, Strictly.I’m addictedtoit, alwayshave Yoga.Howdareyou darktimewhenIwashavingbloodtransfu- uk/salisbury/whats-on sportrelief.com been.”Would shewant to takepart? “No,” suggestthatIperspire? sionsandverysick”.Osbournerecentlydis- shecackles, mock-horrified, “I want to be LAorLondon? coveredshe has “the gene forcolon cancer ClassicCarSpectacular, JuniorSpringwatch activity on DowntonAbbey.” Is sheadiva?“I’m a That’sreallyhard.Life’s easy and breastcancer”. Last year shehad her day, AylesburyVale,Bucks team player,but if Idon’t get the respectI here.Butthere’sbullshit breastimplants removedand breasts EventCity,Manchester deserve Ibecome abitch because Ican. everywhere,everyone’sa reduced. “Now there’snopossibilityofit Thispopularfamily dayout nearthe Achanceto getup closetowildlife I’veearnedtheright.” networker.I’mdirect happeningthere. Idon’t want to keep Trafford Centre showcasesawide andtakepartingames, craftsand Herswearybattleaxecharacter explo- Agegracefully or goingtoget checked,every lump and selectionofvintagevehicles,aswell as workshopssuchaswillowweaving,den dedpublicly in The Osbournes,the MTV disgracefully? bump,alwayswaiting. Ican’tlivelikethat.” liveentertainmentfrom thecyclestunt building,awelly-boot throwing show following Osbourne, husband Ozzy Itwouldhavetobe Herand Ozzy’smarriage is now acalm teamZero Gravity. competitionandferretracing.Suitablefor (they have areported£110 million for- gracefully.OfcourseIhave one. “He’ll say‘I’m not doingthat’, I’ll say, Todayandtomorrow9.30am-6pm, familiesandchildren aged4andover— tune), children Kelly and Jack and their theoddwildnighton ‘Yes,youf***ingare’andhesays‘Allright’.” £10adults,£5under-15s,under-10sfree, wearclothestogetdirtyin. manypooingdogs: “Noone gave adamn thetiles.Becauseyou’rea Doesshe takeorders from him? “Yes,to cheshireautopromotions.co.uk Today11am-3pm,free,Jonathan Page about us and suddenly we were being certainagedoesn’tmean rest and takecare of myself, which Idon’t. I PlayCentre, 147Meadowcroft, invitedeverywhere,”Osbourne laughs. youcan’thave fun have so much respectfor him. He says we TheLondonFestivalof Aylesbury,01296585188, When their livesbecame “a f***ingzoo”, Nightatthemovies or are likebread and butter, we fit together. www.aylesburyvaledc.gov.uk the seriesended.OnThe XFactor shebat- DVDonthesofa? It’s meant to be.Ican’t imagine lifewithout RailwayModelling, tledwith Simon Cowell, finally leaving Movies,Ilovegoingtothe my husband.”Theyhavesexataparticular AlexandraPalace,London FashionEmbroidery afterafeud with Dannii Minogue, afellow cinema time. “Heloves DavidLetterman. We lie in andStitch show,NEC, judge. Besides The Talk she’sajudge on nated in him almoststranglingher to becauseshe’snotinvincible.”SheandOzzy ble heavies.Myfather thought he wasthe Datenightordinnerwith bedand watchitand he says, ‘Ohwe’vegot London’s leadingrailway modelling America’sGot Talent and voicesMama death, alcoholism, drug addiction and sur- blamedthemselves fortheir children’s Godfather and it waslike, ‘Noyou’re not, friends? time before Letterman’s monologue’.” She showtakesplaceatthishistoricvenue. Birmingham Thefestivalincludesmorethan 40 Travel Hook in aDisney cartoon, Jake and the viving colon cancer.While their children, addictions. “When your kids end up on the you’reastupid,oldJew’.”Washe athreatto Datenight:Ozziewillmake laughs.“Ilie backandthinkof theQueen.” SeecostumesfromtheDowntonAbbeyTV NeverLand Pirates,basedonPeterPan. I’mnot includingtheir oldest daughter Aimee wrongroad youblame nobody but your- her? “Big time. Ihad to totally cuthim out thereservation Osbourne wants “no fireworks, justa workingmodelrailway layouts,interactive series, learnaboutthehistoryof lace BenMacintyre learns “There are similarities,”concedes (who has rejectedfame, “which Ireally self: ‘I should have set more guidelines, ofmy life.” MadonnaorMetallica? nice, quiet dinner with the family”tocele- exhibits,demonstrationsandacolouring making,trysilk-screenprintingandwatch to sailintheGreek Osbourne, 59,ofthe piratical matriarch. planningmore admire, she’sbeen offeredshitloads of beenstricter.’Youcarryaroundthis guilt.” Howand whyhas shemadeher and Metallicaarereally good brateher 60th birthdayinOctober.“I’m competitionforyoungvisitors. craftdemonstrations. “She standsfornononsense. We’retwoold ‘‘ money”)wereyoung,Osbourneworkedas Osbourne’schildhood sounds Goth- Ozzy’smarriage work? The receivedwis- friends,butI’drathersee lucky to have survivedand be working. I’m Today10am-5pm,tomorrow Todayandtomorrow,9.30am-5.30pm islands24 bats.Idon’tthinkI’mdifficult,butIamcon- surgery. Idon’t aband manager.“Women who don’thave ically nuts. “I wasbeaten, taught to shut domisthat victims of domestic violence Madonna happywith the wayIlook. Idon’t want to 10am-4.30pm,£11adults,£5children (5pmSunday), £11.50adults,under16s frontational. To survive in such acut- to work don’trealise how lucky they are to up.” Herfather managedbands including should leave their partners. “I did try, but SimonCowellor Piers looklikeasexygrandmother.I’m not (5-14),£32family(twoadultsandthree free.www.ichf.co.uk throat,rottenbusiness youhavetobe, or want to wake spend everyminuteofthe daywith their Black Sabbath, forwhich Ozzywas the wasunhappier on my own. Iwent back Morgan? goingtostartwearingbloody Louboutins children),model-railways-live.co.uk CompiledbyTom Goulding youhavetobeanetworker,whichI’mnot.” children.It’s agift,”she says. vocalist. Shedidn’t attend her mother’s because Ilovehim.”Eventhough he beat Neither.LouisWalsh and miniskirts. Iliketodress as awoman, Is that whyshe quit XFactor?“It wasa up lookinglike Kelly,27, hasfoughtanaddictiontopain- funeral.“Thatwouldhavemademeahypo- you? “Nobody enjoys that,it’savery easy not ateenager.” As forplastic surgery, on Kings andQueensFamily dumb move,but emotionally right. It wasa acondom killers. Jack, 26, consideredsuicide, battled crite.Ihadaterriblerelationshipwithher.I trap to get caught in. But I’m tooproud to which shehas spent areported£300,000: