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IS IT" ANY WOND ER THAT 'm not a particularly savvy traveler. I don't usually get myself bumped Vol. 142, No.8· 25 JANUARY 200 Iup to first class, and I probably overpay a bit for my tickets because I get sick of bargain hunting and comparison shopping. That's why my trip to Tempe, Ariz., was such a surprise. AMERIC.A'S. sChOlastJ~ JJL..../s_ta_ff _____ 'IO My initial search for cheap tickets yielded disappointing results, so I Editor in Chief decided to try Priceline.com. Awful William Shatner ads aside, Priceline James J. Pastore Jr. delivered, and I bought tickets at half the price that I was expecting to pay. A. IIWHOPP ER®"? Managing Editor Associate Editor Auspicious beginnings, I thought. Sarah E. Childress Michael P. Griffin But then Mother Nature stepped in. As a blizzard bore down on the New News Katie M. Caspersen, editor York City area, I got a call from American Airlines the night before my Matthew C. Ziegler, assistant departure informing me that I needed to switch to an earlier flight. In a Campus Life Jacklyn D. Kiefer, editor stroke of dumb luck, the only seats available were in the first-class cabin. Kristin A. Kramer, assistant Sports Gerard J. Meskill, editor I woke up early on the morning of my flight, just before the snow started Jessica L. Daues, assistant falling. A half-hour later, as my cousin and I left the house, more than an Chris E. Hamilton, editor emeritus inch of the white stuff had fallen. By the time we arrived at the airport, the Entertainment Kara S. Zuaro, editor flight was cancelled and the airport shut down. Carrie E. Sweeney, assistant Departments Cristin E. Fenzel, editor As frustrated passengers shuffled into long lines to re-book their flights, my Design Matthew B. Barr, editor cousin and I strode to the small line at the fIrst-class ticket counter. With no first­ Jessica A. Chamberlain, assistant class seats available for the next morning, we settled for the next best thing: Katie Browning, Brendan Condon, business class. Mary Huigens, Crissy Manary, Katie Wales Fortunately, round two proved far more successful, and we soon found Photography Katherine A. Foster, editor ourselves cruising at a comfortable 30,000 feet, enjoying the perks of our Graphic Arts Caroline M. Wolf, editor $250 seats. As I sipped wines with exotic French names, I thought back to Michael M. delaRosa, assistant our experience at the airport. I realized how little most of us - especially Copy Adam M. Aroian, editor Jessica L. Daues, assistant college students - know about our rights when traveling, about what Jennifer L. Wahoske airports and airlines are and are not required to do for us in the event of Distribution Angela M. Polsinelli, manager delays. Scholastic's Adam Aroian takes a look at American Eagle's Advertising Kyle Zuaro, manager decision to cancel service to South Bend and gives some insight on your Jessica B. Potish, assistant Online F. Brian Scofield, manager rights as a ticket-holding customer. Matt Ziegler adds his advice on where Jaime L. Moran, assistant to get the best travel deals. Check out their work on page 12. Published biweekly at the University of Notre Dame and printed at Ave Maria Press, Notre Dame, Ind., 46556. The entire contents of New Faces Scholastic is Copyright © 2001. All rights reserved. No contents of this magazine, either in whole or in part, may be reproduced In any As we kick offa new semester, I want to welcome some new staffmembers: manner without written consent of the publisher. Scholastic does Jessica Chamberlain, Kristin Kramer, Jessie Potish and Matt Ziegler. Jessica not assume liability for unsolicited manuscripts or material. All correspondence should be sent to Scholastic, 303 LaFortune Student will handle assistant design editor responsibilities, Kristin will be assisting Center, Notre Dame, IN 46556. To be published in the next issue, Jacki Kiefer in the campus life department, Jessie is our newest recruit in the letters must be received by 5:00 p.m. Monday before the issue. All advertising department and Matt will assume the assistant news editorposition. letters must include the writer's name, address and phone number. All letters must be signed. Names.will be withheld upon request In Congratulations and good luck to all of our new staffers. A special congratu­ certain instances. Scholastic reserves the right to edit letters for lations to Jacki, who was recently promoted to campus life editor, and to Tina space. The subscription rate, Is $35 per year. Available back issues TRY THE TASTE THE WHOLE COUNTRY LOVES. are $2.50 per copy; please specify volume and number, or date. Zurcher, our former campus life editor who graduated this December. Copies of the annual football review are available at $5 per copy. Correction: The article"Spreading the Love" in the November 30 issue America's ali about big, so America loves the delicious WHOPPER~ How.could yo~ Advertising rates available on request. The opinions expressed In Scholas/icare not necessarily those olthe University of Notre Dame carried an incorrect byline. Lisa Virani authored the piece. Scholastic regrets not love a big, beefy burger, with gigantic amounts of delicious, flame-broiled taste? or the student body. Eat Snacky Smores. fueerror. / ~ So if you're feeling patriotic-and really .hungry-come and get one. Disce QuaSi Semper Victurus The Huddle LaFortune Student Center HAVE IT YOUR WAY~ Vive Quasi eras Moriturus r Jim Pastore Editor in Chief 2 SCHOLASTICFROM THE EDITOR

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IS IT" ANY WOND ER THAT 'm not a particularly savvy traveler. I don't usually get myself bumped Vol. 142, No.8· 25 JANUARY 200 Iup to first class, and I probably overpay a bit for my tickets because I get sick of bargain hunting and comparison shopping. That's why my trip to Tempe, Ariz., was such a surprise. AMERIC.A'S. sChOlastJ~ JJL..../s_ta_ff _____ 'IO My initial search for cheap tickets yielded disappointing results, so I Editor in Chief decided to try Priceline.com. Awful William Shatner ads aside, Priceline James J. Pastore Jr. delivered, and I bought tickets at half the price that I was expecting to pay. A. IIWHOPP ER®"? Managing Editor Associate Editor Auspicious beginnings, I thought. Sarah E. Childress Michael P. Griffin But then Mother Nature stepped in. As a blizzard bore down on the New News Katie M. Caspersen, editor York City area, I got a call from American Airlines the night before my Matthew C. Ziegler, assistant departure informing me that I needed to switch to an earlier flight. In a Campus Life Jacklyn D. Kiefer, editor stroke of dumb luck, the only seats available were in the first-class cabin. Kristin A. Kramer, assistant Sports Gerard J. Meskill, editor I woke up early on the morning of my flight, just before the snow started Jessica L. Daues, assistant falling. A half-hour later, as my cousin and I left the house, more than an Chris E. Hamilton, editor emeritus inch of the white stuff had fallen. By the time we arrived at the airport, the Entertainment Kara S. Zuaro, editor flight was cancelled and the airport shut down. Carrie E. Sweeney, assistant Departments Cristin E. Fenzel, editor As frustrated passengers shuffled into long lines to re-book their flights, my Design Matthew B. Barr, editor cousin and I strode to the small line at the fIrst-class ticket counter. With no first­ Jessica A. Chamberlain, assistant class seats available for the next morning, we settled for the next best thing: Katie Browning, Brendan Condon, business class. Mary Huigens, Crissy Manary, Katie Wales Fortunately, round two proved far more successful, and we soon found Photography Katherine A. Foster, editor ourselves cruising at a comfortable 30,000 feet, enjoying the perks of our Graphic Arts Caroline M. Wolf, editor $250 seats. As I sipped wines with exotic French names, I thought back to Michael M. delaRosa, assistant our experience at the airport. I realized how little most of us - especially Copy Adam M. Aroian, editor Jessica L. Daues, assistant college students - know about our rights when traveling, about what Jennifer L. Wahoske airports and airlines are and are not required to do for us in the event of Distribution Angela M. Polsinelli, manager delays. Scholastic's Adam Aroian takes a look at American Eagle's Advertising Kyle Zuaro, manager decision to cancel service to South Bend and gives some insight on your Jessica B. Potish, assistant Online F. Brian Scofield, manager rights as a ticket-holding customer. Matt Ziegler adds his advice on where Jaime L. Moran, assistant to get the best travel deals. Check out their work on page 12. Published biweekly at the University of Notre Dame and printed at Ave Maria Press, Notre Dame, Ind., 46556. The entire contents of New Faces Scholastic is Copyright © 2001. All rights reserved. No contents of this magazine, either in whole or in part, may be reproduced In any As we kick offa new semester, I want to welcome some new staffmembers: manner without written consent of the publisher. Scholastic does Jessica Chamberlain, Kristin Kramer, Jessie Potish and Matt Ziegler. Jessica not assume liability for unsolicited manuscripts or material. All correspondence should be sent to Scholastic, 303 LaFortune Student will handle assistant design editor responsibilities, Kristin will be assisting Center, Notre Dame, IN 46556. To be published in the next issue, Jacki Kiefer in the campus life department, Jessie is our newest recruit in the letters must be received by 5:00 p.m. Monday before the issue. All advertising department and Matt will assume the assistant news editorposition. letters must include the writer's name, address and phone number. All letters must be signed. Names.will be withheld upon request In Congratulations and good luck to all of our new staffers. A special congratu­ certain instances. Scholastic reserves the right to edit letters for lations to Jacki, who was recently promoted to campus life editor, and to Tina space. The subscription rate, Is $35 per year. Available back issues TRY THE TASTE THE WHOLE COUNTRY LOVES. are $2.50 per copy; please specify volume and number, or date. Zurcher, our former campus life editor who graduated this December. Copies of the annual football review are available at $5 per copy. Correction: The article"Spreading the Love" in the November 30 issue America's ali about big, so America loves the delicious WHOPPER~ How.could yo~ Advertising rates available on request. The opinions expressed In Scholas/icare not necessarily those olthe University of Notre Dame carried an incorrect byline. Lisa Virani authored the piece. Scholastic regrets not love a big, beefy burger, with gigantic amounts of delicious, flame-broiled taste? or the student body. Eat Snacky Smores. fueerror. / ~ So if you're feeling patriotic-and really .hungry-come and get one. Disce QuaSi Semper Victurus The Huddle LaFortune Student Center HAVE IT YOUR WAY~ Vive Quasi eras Moriturus r Jim Pastore Editor in Chief 2 SCHOLASTICFROM THE EDITOR

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label: MSTunes QJ Fiesta >Bowl I '. ' .. I release date: 4 November 1998 Story by Carrie Sweeney cd review ten questions judgment calls The only thing more disgusting than the Irish performance was the '..! I' clashing of Beaver orange II Playboy Bunnies hole up in Irish mailboxes 'I Story by Jim Caruso ary Sue Twohy hasn't forgotten about scribing alove:" ... as sweet as the pink rose against magenta Tostitos "I definitely wouldn't want my girlfriend to know." Art by Mike delaRosa ii Mher Irish roots since her 1991 gradua­ garden in their backyard / And just as flow­ decorations. tion from Notre Dame. In fact, she incorpo­ ers love water, the day it came time to lay ust about every guy finds it in his mail at their estimates as to how popular the maga­ dorm," freshman Matt Christ says. "I defi­ rates them into her debut CD, Training them to rest / It rained." Twohy again ad­ . Women's .•. Basketball . Jleast once. Buried in the stack of credit­ zine offer would be. Girls' guesses ranged nitely wouldn't want my girlfriend to know. Butterflies, which was released in 1998. dresses the end of relationships in Amy Lynn, card ads and CD-club promos, one flyer from a conservative 15 percent to a high Plus, I'd be insulted if she were getting the She sings in Gaelic a song about cherishing childhood friends Five women did reads, "Jim, we're taking it off for you!" figure of50 percent. Senior Rachel Gallardo equivalent." 0 during the fourth even though growing apart is inevitable. what 22 men Unfortunately, it's not an announcement says: "I see my guy friends picking up girlie track, Mo Ghile These often-melancholy tunes still man­ couldn't. that the women's dorms on campus have magazines from their mailboxes every once Mear(Swijt, Bright age to retain an element of quiet hope, finally decided to begin their own streaking in a while. For them, 12 bucks for a sub­ One), and these largely because ofTwohy's evident spiritu­ ··· .:. :. Grab 'n' Go ··1 traditions. No, the mailing that littered each scription is nothing." Irish influences ality. The second track, "Sweet Mercy," is a Wt·.···· .... ·· ....·.·.Cereal.: of the men's dorms last week was the an­ Among those who actually received the couplewithherfolk short a cappella ballad that reflects Twohy' s Tasty, crunchy nual pitch for promotional sUbscriptions to offer, estimates were much lower. The high­ style and oftenspiri­ religious convictions: "Oh, Lord have mercy cereal replacing the· none other than Playboy magazine. est of the guys' guesses as to how many tuallyrics to create on me / Take me beyond the clouds / Take rotten fruit in SDH. The postcard-sized flyers, each accom­ would subscribe was less than a quarter, and a rich, insightful ':' me to the stars / Take me to eternal peace," Breakfast on the run will panied by a detachable response card, raised a cursory examination ofmen's-dorm hall­ compilation of songs. she sings. never be the same. a few eyebrows among campus postal staff. ways confirmed these guesses. Several days The CD earned Twohy, who hails from Even the album title, Training Butterflies, "Junk mail comes; junk mail always comes," after they were received, a number of the Takoma Park, Md., the Washington Area has an ethereal, surreal importance. Twohy ..... :. .Pr~sidential .. one mailroom employee comments. She promo cards could be found in trash cans or Musicians Association's 1999 New Artist explains that she chose it because, as a child, . Inauguration didn't seem surprised that the magazine tacked on bulletin boards along with the Award. Songs such as "Where Does the she was given a kit to "grow" butterflies. would have invested in sending flyers to a other jokes of the week. Love Go?" prompted the Washington Post When they hatched, they always stayed close No better way Catholic school. "Sure, Playboy doesn't fit It's not that most Notre Dame guys to declare Twohy "unquestionably good­ to her. Ever since, she claims that they still to honor a new president the Notre Dame image," she says, "but no interest in the magazine, but most admit a sound for sore ears." The song, which tend to land on her. 0 than a Ricky Martin marketers know there will always be people that it would be a compromising posses­ wonders where love goes "when the lover concert infrant of the interested in that sort of product." sion. "It would be kind of awkward having dies," is indeed soothing, as Twohy's clear For more information on this singer, check Lincoln Memorial. Men and women on campus varied in a magazine like Playboy delivered to your voice resonates over an a:coustic guitar, de- out her Web site, wWw.marysuetwohy.com.

» » Senior John Taggart, better known as music, the pageantry, everything - it just wrestling when I was in high school! hours, not including practice. I run three Powers Jock Jams Mix to pump me up, and "Psycho Cheerleader, "is an accounting major consumes me. It's all about the love. miles a day. On the bench press, I probably start to go nuts. People come into my room and from Cincinnati. Scholastic sat down with this Who's the most memorable person can max out at 364. hear the Jock Jams and say, "Oh, must be that crazy guy to discover the key to his psychosis. Does the "psycho" label ever get to you? you've ever met? time, let's get out of here." No, I feed off of it. I take it for what it's I've met a couple stars like Wayne Gretzky How do you fuel that physique? What were you like as a child? worth. I realize th:at this is my little spot in and Tiger Woods, but I would have to say I definitely fill a tray, usually two levels. I Eighties or for the dance floor? I couldn't sit still. We'dgo into a restaurant, the limelight, and when it's over, it's over. Anthony Denman. Getting the chance to talk get my money's worth. If people are wonder­ Oh, I love techno, but definitely '80s all the and I' d start conversations with people I didn't People get into it - they see me let go, and to him was the best thing ever, I think. He said ing why it costs so much to eat in the dining way. I'm all about the '80s. know. I was a nut. Ever since I was in third they can let go. They feel like they're a part to me: "Man, you get krunk. You're so hyped, hall, I'm probably the answer. I usually only grade, I'vejust been gung-ho Notre Dame. of something great, like I know that I am. so crazy." I was just so flattered that he knew eat two meals a day at the c!ining hall because From -a strictly professional standpoint who I was, and he talked to me. That was the of Flex 14, but I'll be there for an hour. as a cheerleader, which do you prefer­ Where do you get your energy, your How often did you experience a loss of best thing ever. short skirts or tight pants? motivation, to go so "psycho"? voice or strained neck after the games How do you get pumped up for the I am all about the tight pants. Tight, It comes from my love for the university­ this year? Bench-pressing those cheerleaders must games and pep rallies? black pants set me on fire. I love tight it's all aboutthe Notre Dame spirit. It's like an I've never strained my neck, and I lost my take some prep work. How do you do it? Usually what I'll do is a brieflittle workout pants. It drives me crazy. If you think I'm energy force that just kind offlows into me and voice one time in two years ofcheerleading­ My workout regimen is pretty intense. I to get the blood going. ThenI'll go back to my psycho on the football field .... makes me go crazy. The surroundings, the at the Fiesta Bowl. M~ neck got hurt more in work out about five times a week for two room and listen to some music like the Austin - Kristin Kramer

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label: MSTunes QJ Fiesta >Bowl I '. ' .. I release date: 4 November 1998 Story by Carrie Sweeney cd review ten questions judgment calls The only thing more disgusting than the Irish performance was the '..! I' clashing of Beaver orange II Playboy Bunnies hole up in Irish mailboxes 'I Story by Jim Caruso ary Sue Twohy hasn't forgotten about scribing alove:" ... as sweet as the pink rose against magenta Tostitos "I definitely wouldn't want my girlfriend to know." Art by Mike delaRosa ii Mher Irish roots since her 1991 gradua­ garden in their backyard / And just as flow­ decorations. tion from Notre Dame. In fact, she incorpo­ ers love water, the day it came time to lay ust about every guy finds it in his mail at their estimates as to how popular the maga­ dorm," freshman Matt Christ says. "I defi­ rates them into her debut CD, Training them to rest / It rained." Twohy again ad­ . Women's .•. Basketball . Jleast once. Buried in the stack of credit­ zine offer would be. Girls' guesses ranged nitely wouldn't want my girlfriend to know. Butterflies, which was released in 1998. dresses the end of relationships in Amy Lynn, card ads and CD-club promos, one flyer from a conservative 15 percent to a high Plus, I'd be insulted if she were getting the She sings in Gaelic a song about cherishing childhood friends Five women did reads, "Jim, we're taking it off for you!" figure of50 percent. Senior Rachel Gallardo equivalent." 0 during the fourth even though growing apart is inevitable. what 22 men Unfortunately, it's not an announcement says: "I see my guy friends picking up girlie track, Mo Ghile These often-melancholy tunes still man­ couldn't. that the women's dorms on campus have magazines from their mailboxes every once Mear(Swijt, Bright age to retain an element of quiet hope, finally decided to begin their own streaking in a while. For them, 12 bucks for a sub­ One), and these largely because ofTwohy's evident spiritu­ ··· .:. :. Grab 'n' Go ··1 traditions. No, the mailing that littered each scription is nothing." Irish influences ality. The second track, "Sweet Mercy," is a Wt·.···· .... ·· ....·.·.Cereal.: of the men's dorms last week was the an­ Among those who actually received the couplewithherfolk short a cappella ballad that reflects Twohy' s Tasty, crunchy nual pitch for promotional sUbscriptions to offer, estimates were much lower. The high­ style and oftenspiri­ religious convictions: "Oh, Lord have mercy cereal replacing the· none other than Playboy magazine. est of the guys' guesses as to how many tuallyrics to create on me / Take me beyond the clouds / Take rotten fruit in SDH. The postcard-sized flyers, each accom­ would subscribe was less than a quarter, and a rich, insightful ':' me to the stars / Take me to eternal peace," Breakfast on the run will panied by a detachable response card, raised a cursory examination ofmen's-dorm hall­ compilation of songs. she sings. never be the same. a few eyebrows among campus postal staff. ways confirmed these guesses. Several days The CD earned Twohy, who hails from Even the album title, Training Butterflies, "Junk mail comes; junk mail always comes," after they were received, a number of the Takoma Park, Md., the Washington Area has an ethereal, surreal importance. Twohy ..... :. .Pr~sidential .. one mailroom employee comments. She promo cards could be found in trash cans or Musicians Association's 1999 New Artist explains that she chose it because, as a child, . Inauguration didn't seem surprised that the magazine tacked on bulletin boards along with the Award. Songs such as "Where Does the she was given a kit to "grow" butterflies. would have invested in sending flyers to a other jokes of the week. Love Go?" prompted the Washington Post When they hatched, they always stayed close No better way Catholic school. "Sure, Playboy doesn't fit It's not that most Notre Dame guys to declare Twohy "unquestionably good­ to her. Ever since, she claims that they still to honor a new president the Notre Dame image," she says, "but no interest in the magazine, but most admit a sound for sore ears." The song, which tend to land on her. 0 than a Ricky Martin marketers know there will always be people that it would be a compromising posses­ wonders where love goes "when the lover concert infrant of the interested in that sort of product." sion. "It would be kind of awkward having dies," is indeed soothing, as Twohy's clear For more information on this singer, check Lincoln Memorial. Men and women on campus varied in a magazine like Playboy delivered to your voice resonates over an a:coustic guitar, de- out her Web site, wWw.marysuetwohy.com.

» » Senior John Taggart, better known as music, the pageantry, everything - it just wrestling when I was in high school! hours, not including practice. I run three Powers Jock Jams Mix to pump me up, and "Psycho Cheerleader, "is an accounting major consumes me. It's all about the love. miles a day. On the bench press, I probably start to go nuts. People come into my room and from Cincinnati. Scholastic sat down with this Who's the most memorable person can max out at 364. hear the Jock Jams and say, "Oh, must be that crazy guy to discover the key to his psychosis. Does the "psycho" label ever get to you? you've ever met? time, let's get out of here." No, I feed off of it. I take it for what it's I've met a couple stars like Wayne Gretzky How do you fuel that physique? What were you like as a child? worth. I realize th:at this is my little spot in and Tiger Woods, but I would have to say I definitely fill a tray, usually two levels. I Eighties or Techno for the dance floor? I couldn't sit still. We'dgo into a restaurant, the limelight, and when it's over, it's over. Anthony Denman. Getting the chance to talk get my money's worth. If people are wonder­ Oh, I love techno, but definitely '80s all the and I' d start conversations with people I didn't People get into it - they see me let go, and to him was the best thing ever, I think. He said ing why it costs so much to eat in the dining way. I'm all about the '80s. know. I was a nut. Ever since I was in third they can let go. They feel like they're a part to me: "Man, you get krunk. You're so hyped, hall, I'm probably the answer. I usually only grade, I'vejust been gung-ho Notre Dame. of something great, like I know that I am. so crazy." I was just so flattered that he knew eat two meals a day at the c!ining hall because From -a strictly professional standpoint who I was, and he talked to me. That was the of Flex 14, but I'll be there for an hour. as a cheerleader, which do you prefer­ Where do you get your energy, your How often did you experience a loss of best thing ever. short skirts or tight pants? motivation, to go so "psycho"? voice or strained neck after the games How do you get pumped up for the I am all about the tight pants. Tight, It comes from my love for the university­ this year? Bench-pressing those cheerleaders must games and pep rallies? black pants set me on fire. I love tight it's all aboutthe Notre Dame spirit. It's like an I've never strained my neck, and I lost my take some prep work. How do you do it? Usually what I'll do is a brieflittle workout pants. It drives me crazy. If you think I'm energy force that just kind offlows into me and voice one time in two years ofcheerleading­ My workout regimen is pretty intense. I to get the blood going. ThenI'll go back to my psycho on the football field .... makes me go crazy. The surroundings, the at the Fiesta Bowl. M~ neck got hurt more in work out about five times a week for two room and listen to some music like the Austin - Kristin Kramer

------~ On the Road Again One Nashville man drove 15 hours each week to 65 Years Ago fulfill his dream ofearning a Notre Dame degree All Washed Up ) ., "I don't use NT@ND, which stands for 'No Technology at KIMBERL YBLACKWELL For those classes, he made the Cleanliness is next to ... impossible. . . Notre Dame.' " pilgrimage to South Bend on - engineering professor .S orne people just never give up. Monday, took the class, re- The November 22, 1946 issue of Notre Michael "Mickey" Miller grew up turned home by 4:30 in the in Tennessee watching Notre Dame morning and was back at work Dame Scholastic featured this dramatic tale "It's like putting your cat in a microwave - it just doesn't football on his round-screen, black-and- by 7:30 a.m. of laundry lore: work." white TV with his father, dreaming of at- The schedule was exhaust­ ! - chemistry professor We've been sitting here for the last two tending the university after high-school ing, and though he wouldn't hours racking our brain (yes, we have one graduation. It wasn't to be, however - at change anything, Miller admits between the two of us) for something to least, not yet. that the 15 hours on the road "You'll have 10 lab grades, and only nine will count. gripe about. We finally hit upon it, the Miller, whose Southern accent "immedi- each week took its toll. "If my We're going to drop your highest score." laundlY situation. Picture the poor fresh­ ately marks me as from ," he hair wasn't completely gray - physics professor man, far away from his loved ones, as he jokes, earned his undergraduate degree from before I started this, it is now!" crawls up to the counter .... In his heart Middle Tennessee State. He joined the Nash- he says. there's a glimmer ofhope as with quivering ville police force, rising through the ranks His colleagues on the po­ lip he says, "Please, 0 Most Celestial High during the past 25 years to a captain in the lice force also enjoyed ha­ Potentate ... is my laundry in yet?" "No!" department's personal-crimes division. In rassing him about his sched­ "I walk around, and I want to tell i! snorts the female Mephistopheles as she the meantime, he also attended law school ule. "I catch a lot offlak from reachesfor herwhip. Oscar Birdbrain drags in Nashville. But all the while he continued '~ them, since everyone wears everyone to appreciate it while it his battered carcass back to his hovel. "Woe to dream of coming to Notre Dame. orange down here," says lasts. But you know, I think they is me, " he snifJles as he wipes his nose with "My daughters made fun of me," Miller Miller, who was at the disap­ a -sheet of second-hand Kleenex, "dear, "Hello. How are you? I would like to fertilize you." says. "I had dressed them up in Notre pointing Tennessee game last al ready do." sweetAnastasia coming to see me this week­ - chemistry professor, Dame clothes since they were little, but I November. "But they're on MICKEYMILLER end and me without a clean T-shirt. " explaining vyhat a sperm might say to an egg don't think they wanted to come here. So our schedule next year, so I knew it was up to me!" Miller finally hopefully we'll remedy that, Lucky for us things have changed - made his first visit to campus a few years and they'll understand why I wanted to be the nasty stuff he deals with in his job, check out today' s newer, friendlier laundry ago. He loved it. "The 'sense of place' at Notre Dame!" seeking justice - and how he takes com­ services on page eight. was for real," he says. "It was kind of Miller thoroughly enjoyed making the mitment to this place to a new level," emotional." He knew almost immediately sacrifice, though, ~s he has made the most Seetch recalls. "He got all choked up. It - Cristin Fenzel that, as unlikely as it might sound at age of his time at Notre Dame. He has prayed was the only time I've ever seen him speech­ 44, he wanted to come to school here. "I at the Grotto before tests, climbed the in­ less." told my girlfriend, and she said, 'You're side of the Dome and touched the "Play "I was as red as Alabama," Miller con­ nuts.' I wasn't so sure she wasn't right, Like a Champion" sign. During the sum­ firms. Proud of the award, he placed it in a but I had to try." mers, Miller decided he wanted to experi- spot of honor in the "Notre Dame Room" in A private consulting meteorologist who also does forecasts for the Indiana Miller talked to administrators at the ence the life that undergraduates lead in the his house. darnel i g,_h_ts,,---~ __, Toll Road determines when to begin snow removal. Mendoza College ,of Business to learn about dorm. After reading the book Domers, he Miller walked through his graduation ceremony in August with other members COMPILED BY CRISTIN FENZEL his options. He eventually settled on the settled on Morrissey Manor as his dorm of Ice Ban: Notre Dame was one of the first colleges to start using this environ­ master of science in administration pro- choice. "Morrissey wasn't a grad-school of his MSA class, and he officially gradu­ Let it snow. To clear the campus mentally friendly product that melts ice without corroding as salt does. A gram. Getting the degree, however, was not dorm, but I begged and pleaded. I wanted ated in January. "It's been the most won­ paths, roads and parking lots, recycled product comprising leftovers from breweries, it reportedly smells like going to be easy. After all, he had a full-time to be a Manorite," Miller says. His request derful place," Miller says. As nostalgic as Landscape Services uses: old beer for about 20 minutes after you put it down. job and his family to worry about in Tennes- was eventually granted. "I have the shirt any senior, but perhaps offering a unique see - seven and a half hours away from and everything," he says. "Living there perspective, he adds: "I walk around, and Hardest snow removal job on campus: South Bend. was a great experience." I want to tell everyone to appreciate it student parking lots, since cars are Miller realized he had saved up enough Father Bill Seetch, former rector of while it lasts. But you know, I think they always there, except over winter break. vacation time to take classes during the Morrissey, says that Miller sometimes at­ already do." summers, however, and he was able to start tended Mass on Sunday nights if he drove As Miller made his last few trips to cam­ at Notre Dame in 1999. He drove from up early for a test on Monday. One week­ pus, popping in CDs and lecture tapes in his ,. 10 Truck Plows Source: Bill Thistlethwaite, Nashville to South Bend 'on Sunday nights end last year, Seetch presented Miller with car to stay awake on his IS-hour driving superintendent a/Landscape Services. and returned home on Thursday nights to an imitation Oscar statue, which he occa­ days, he reflected that the journey, though 5 Snow Brooms work long shifts during the weekend. He sionally hands out to those he considers it's taken him a bit longer than most, has took one class on Monday night each se- "true Notre Dame men." "I gave a thumb-: been worth it: "I feel like the luckiest guy in mester between 1999 and December 2000. nail sketch of everything Mickey does - the world to have gone here." D

SCHOLASTICCAMPUS LIFE 7 On the Road Again One Nashville man drove 15 hours each week to 65 Years Ago fulfill his dream ofearning a Notre Dame degree All Washed Up ) ., "I don't use NT@ND, which stands for 'No Technology at KIMBERL YBLACKWELL For those classes, he made the Cleanliness is next to ... impossible. . . Notre Dame.' " pilgrimage to South Bend on - engineering professor .S orne people just never give up. Monday, took the class, re- The November 22, 1946 issue of Notre Michael "Mickey" Miller grew up turned home by 4:30 in the in Tennessee watching Notre Dame morning and was back at work Dame Scholastic featured this dramatic tale "It's like putting your cat in a microwave - it just doesn't football on his round-screen, black-and- by 7:30 a.m. of laundry lore: work." white TV with his father, dreaming of at- The schedule was exhaust­ ! - chemistry professor We've been sitting here for the last two tending the university after high-school ing, and though he wouldn't hours racking our brain (yes, we have one graduation. It wasn't to be, however - at change anything, Miller admits between the two of us) for something to least, not yet. that the 15 hours on the road "You'll have 10 lab grades, and only nine will count. gripe about. We finally hit upon it, the Miller, whose Southern accent "immedi- each week took its toll. "If my We're going to drop your highest score." laundlY situation. Picture the poor fresh­ ately marks me as from New York," he hair wasn't completely gray - physics professor man, far away from his loved ones, as he jokes, earned his undergraduate degree from before I started this, it is now!" crawls up to the counter .... In his heart Middle Tennessee State. He joined the Nash- he says. there's a glimmer ofhope as with quivering ville police force, rising through the ranks His colleagues on the po­ lip he says, "Please, 0 Most Celestial High during the past 25 years to a captain in the lice force also enjoyed ha­ Potentate ... is my laundry in yet?" "No!" department's personal-crimes division. In rassing him about his sched­ "I walk around, and I want to tell i! snorts the female Mephistopheles as she the meantime, he also attended law school ule. "I catch a lot offlak from reachesfor herwhip. Oscar Birdbrain drags in Nashville. But all the while he continued '~ them, since everyone wears everyone to appreciate it while it his battered carcass back to his hovel. "Woe to dream of coming to Notre Dame. orange down here," says lasts. But you know, I think they is me, " he snifJles as he wipes his nose with "My daughters made fun of me," Miller Miller, who was at the disap­ a -sheet of second-hand Kleenex, "dear, "Hello. How are you? I would like to fertilize you." says. "I had dressed them up in Notre pointing Tennessee game last al ready do." sweetAnastasia coming to see me this week­ - chemistry professor, Dame clothes since they were little, but I November. "But they're on MICKEYMILLER end and me without a clean T-shirt. " explaining vyhat a sperm might say to an egg don't think they wanted to come here. So our schedule next year, so I knew it was up to me!" Miller finally hopefully we'll remedy that, Lucky for us things have changed - made his first visit to campus a few years and they'll understand why I wanted to be the nasty stuff he deals with in his job, check out today' s newer, friendlier laundry ago. He loved it. "The 'sense of place' at Notre Dame!" seeking justice - and how he takes com­ services on page eight. was for real," he says. "It was kind of Miller thoroughly enjoyed making the mitment to this place to a new level," emotional." He knew almost immediately sacrifice, though, ~s he has made the most Seetch recalls. "He got all choked up. It - Cristin Fenzel that, as unlikely as it might sound at age of his time at Notre Dame. He has prayed was the only time I've ever seen him speech­ 44, he wanted to come to school here. "I at the Grotto before tests, climbed the in­ less." told my girlfriend, and she said, 'You're side of the Dome and touched the "Play "I was as red as Alabama," Miller con­ nuts.' I wasn't so sure she wasn't right, Like a Champion" sign. During the sum­ firms. Proud of the award, he placed it in a but I had to try." mers, Miller decided he wanted to experi- spot of honor in the "Notre Dame Room" in A private consulting meteorologist who also does forecasts for the Indiana Miller talked to administrators at the ence the life that undergraduates lead in the his house. darnel i g,_h_ts,,---~ __, Toll Road determines when to begin snow removal. Mendoza College ,of Business to learn about dorm. After reading the book Domers, he Miller walked through his graduation ceremony in August with other members COMPILED BY CRISTIN FENZEL his options. He eventually settled on the settled on Morrissey Manor as his dorm of Ice Ban: Notre Dame was one of the first colleges to start using this environ­ master of science in administration pro- choice. "Morrissey wasn't a grad-school of his MSA class, and he officially gradu­ Let it snow. To clear the campus mentally friendly product that melts ice without corroding as salt does. A gram. Getting the degree, however, was not dorm, but I begged and pleaded. I wanted ated in January. "It's been the most won­ paths, roads and parking lots, recycled product comprising leftovers from breweries, it reportedly smells like going to be easy. After all, he had a full-time to be a Manorite," Miller says. His request derful place," Miller says. As nostalgic as Landscape Services uses: old beer for about 20 minutes after you put it down. job and his family to worry about in Tennes- was eventually granted. "I have the shirt any senior, but perhaps offering a unique see - seven and a half hours away from and everything," he says. "Living there perspective, he adds: "I walk around, and Hardest snow removal job on campus: South Bend. was a great experience." I want to tell everyone to appreciate it student parking lots, since cars are Miller realized he had saved up enough Father Bill Seetch, former rector of while it lasts. But you know, I think they always there, except over winter break. vacation time to take classes during the Morrissey, says that Miller sometimes at­ already do." summers, however, and he was able to start tended Mass on Sunday nights if he drove As Miller made his last few trips to cam­ at Notre Dame in 1999. He drove from up early for a test on Monday. One week­ pus, popping in CDs and lecture tapes in his ,. 10 Truck Plows Source: Bill Thistlethwaite, Nashville to South Bend 'on Sunday nights end last year, Seetch presented Miller with car to stay awake on his IS-hour driving superintendent a/Landscape Services. and returned home on Thursday nights to an imitation Oscar statue, which he occa­ days, he reflected that the journey, though 5 Snow Brooms work long shifts during the weekend. He sionally hands out to those he considers it's taken him a bit longer than most, has took one class on Monday night each se- "true Notre Dame men." "I gave a thumb-: been worth it: "I feel like the luckiest guy in mester between 1999 and December 2000. nail sketch of everything Mickey does - the world to have gone here." D

SCHOLASTICCAMPUS LIFE 7 BY JACKLYNKIEFER PHOTOS BY KATEFOSTER

n 1992, St. Michael's Laundry reopened on the north side Iof campus after a fire destroyed the original on-campus operation in 1989. Today, St. Michael's holds contracts with 1,486 students, rectors and other members of the Notre Dame community, who together have already provided 15,435 bundles for cleaning this year, each weighing an average of 11 pounds. St. Michael's not only cleans clothes for those with contracts, but also washes linens for the Morris Inn and the dining halls and uniforms for all of the sports teams. The laundry service also accepts items on a drop-off basis. Each washing and year, its 57 employees-five in management and 52 paid by the Cash found in pockets last year: drying, hour - launder 1.5 million pounds, or approximately 3.5 Susan Labis, $2,400 million pieces, of clothing and linen. Ofthese, student bundles a 30-year veteran, Price to launder underwear: represent about 500,000 pounds, or 1.75 million pieces. To irons students' $0.21 process this volume, each year St. Michael's uses approxi­ pants. Price to launder large items: mately 5.5 million gallons of water, 8,600 gallons of soaps, Bundles of dirty clothes $0.95 sours, softeners and other chemicals, and 1,500 pounds of dry are picked Gale Macon, a sorter, finds $9 in up weekly Cost to launder the average bundle: chemicals. Obviously, a lot ofwork goes into keeping the Notre a student's pants pockets. Sorters from each find and return to students Dame campus smelling fresh from the dryer Gust so long as dorm. everything from cash to football $8.00 tickets. everyone else does their laundry, too!). 0

AIRING OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY: 'I I 1. Every student has a personal laundry­ i I identification number. Natalie Zoncick marks it on each item to be laundered. 2. Gale Macon sorts laundry into lights and darks and sends them to the washers. 3. Les Cox operates one of the 10 wash­ ers at St. Michael's, which range in capac­ ity from 35 to 200 pounds. 4. The laundry is sent to Becky Singleton, who loads it into dryers of varying size. 5. Jean Rinehartfolds clean laundry, which will then be re-sorted into individual bundles and shipped back to campus.

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. . -~~- BY JACKLYNKIEFER PHOTOS BY KATEFOSTER n 1992, St. Michael's Laundry reopened on the north side Iof campus after a fire destroyed the original on-campus operation in 1989. Today, St. Michael's holds contracts with 1,486 students, rectors and other members of the Notre Dame community, who together have already provided 15,435 bundles for cleaning this year, each weighing an average of 11 pounds. St. Michael's not only cleans clothes for those with contracts, but also washes linens for the Morris Inn and the dining halls and uniforms for all of the sports teams. The laundry service also accepts items on a drop-off basis. Each washing and year, its 57 employees-five in management and 52 paid by the Cash found in pockets last year: drying, hour - launder 1.5 million pounds, or approximately 3.5 Susan Labis, $2,400 million pieces, of clothing and linen. Ofthese, student bundles a 30-year veteran, Price to launder underwear: represent about 500,000 pounds, or 1.75 million pieces. To irons students' $0.21 process this volume, each year St. Michael's uses approxi­ pants. Price to launder large items: mately 5.5 million gallons of water, 8,600 gallons of soaps, Bundles of dirty clothes $0.95 sours, softeners and other chemicals, and 1,500 pounds of dry are picked Gale Macon, a sorter, finds $9 in up weekly Cost to launder the average bundle: chemicals. Obviously, a lot ofwork goes into keeping the Notre a student's pants pockets. Sorters from each find and return to students Dame campus smelling fresh from the dryer Gust so long as dorm. everything from cash to football $8.00 tickets. everyone else does their laundry, too!). 0

AIRING OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY: 'I I 1. Every student has a personal laundry­ i I identification number. Natalie Zoncick marks it on each item to be laundered. 2. Gale Macon sorts laundry into lights and darks and sends them to the washers. 3. Les Cox operates one of the 10 wash­ ers at St. Michael's, which range in capac­ ity from 35 to 200 pounds. 4. The laundry is sent to Becky Singleton, who loads it into dryers of varying size. 5. Jean Rinehartfolds clean laundry, which will then be re-sorted into individual bundles and shipped back to campus.

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. . -~~- undergraduate and graduate work as lim­ For students in master and doctoral pro­ built in," Lynch says. "We may be research­ iting. "If the community as a whole thinks "I wanted an experience grams in particular, the work is harder be­ ing different topics, but we're all going you should broaden your base and get new that I felt would enrich cause there is less structure, especially once through the same thing." perspectives, and you go to the same the coursework is over and the research for Graduate students also find that their pro­ school, then you must be prepared to give those two years - and I a thesis begins. Denis Lynch '96 is currently fessors tend to treat them more like friends a good reason for it," he says. "There are knew I would have that a Ph.D. student in aerospace engineering. and colleagues rather than just as students. Graduate students in engineering receive a In particular, graduate students doing re­ I lots of people to hire in academic profes­

I sions, and the choice to go to the same at Notre Dame." non-thesis master of science degree from search with a faculty advisor or working as I I school for undergraduate and graduate Notre Dame as part ofthe Ph.D. program, so a teaching assistant for a professor spend I studies can put you at a disadvantage." Lynch, who also attended the university as much more time with their professors out­ Individual circumstances and an - Laurie Cosenza an undergraduate, is on his way to becom­ side of class than they did as undergradu­ il applicant's area of study, however, can be ing a Triple Domer. "One of the hardest ates. This allows them to get to know each II reason enough to overlook the problems things about [graduate school] is that there other outside the classroom setting and de­ I' and admit the student into the graduate they have already seen a great deal in their is no foreseeable end," he says. "The more velop a more social relationship. Their in­ school. Most engineering and social-sci­ field. research you do, the more questions you class interaction changes as well. "It seems II ence departments, for instance, are more Each graduate program has its own way have, and you and your advisor have to that [my professors] take me a bit more willing to accept their own undergraduates of doing things, but Double Domers across determine at what point you stop. At that seriously," Miksch says. "For example, 1\ than are sciences and humanities depart­ the board agree that the second time around point, you write your dissertation ... but when I ask a question in class, it seems II ments. Even in these cases, it is recom­ is different. Graduate students feel less con­ until you get there, [your research] is your that the professor is really considering I mended that Double Domers spend at least nected to the university because of Notre life. You don't really get time off, and you what I've asked and not just how to an­ I I a semester doing research at anotheruniver­ Dame's focus on undergraduate education have to push yourself on the day-to-day swer it." sity in order to make contacts elsewhere. and a lack of interaction between graduate work." Most Double Domers seem satisfied with In the legal field, attending the same school and undergraduate students. Laurie Cosenza Aside from academic differences, gradu­ both of their Notre Dame experiences. "I twice is not generally perceived as a limita­ '95, a first-year student in the two-year ate students must adjust to major changes in came back to Notre Dame .. , because of tion, depending on the student's perfor­ MBA program, says that although Notre their relationships with peers and profes­ the professors and their commitment to mance and the quality of the school. Notre Dame will always be like home for her" sors. In graduate school, there are few op­ teaching," Cosenza says. "I knew I wanted Dame's law school is more likely to admit things have definitely changed. "The sense portunities to meet people outside one's more from my time in an MBA program Domers than is the university's graduate offamily and community and the truly won­ area of study. Students say that although thanjust another degree. I wanted an expe­ school. According to Heather Moriconi, as­ derful people I have met are still what make this limits their social lives, it can also be a rience that I felt would enrich those two sistant director of admissions at the law me love the place, but it doesn't belong to great benefit. "Having the other grad stu­ years - and I knew that I would have that school, "Each student needs to ask them­ me like it did when I was an undergrad," she dents around is like having a support system at Notre Dame." D selves what they want out of law school­ says. "This time around I'm a little bit on the location, ranking, mission, etc. - and if outside." Andrew Malahowski '98, a sec­ BY THE Notre Dame offers what you're looking for, ond-year law student, agrees: "I felt very NUMBERS there's no reason to leave." Admissions at connected to the Notre Dame community the law school are done on an individual [as an] undergrad. In grad school, I feel like Graduate School: SEEING DOUBLE basis, and there are no quotas as to how people are more on their own. That's not a Incoming doct9ral many Domers it can admit. But Domers bad thing - it's just different." students with Notre Is Notre Dame as sweet the second time around? hold a definite advantage in that they are The biggest shock for many graduate Dame undergraduate familiar with the university's Catholic char­ students is the higher degree of academic degrees from Fall 1996 acter and mission. difficulty. This change is perhaps more to Fall 1998: KATIEFREDDOSO though being familiar with the school might The Mendoza College of Business offers difficult for Double Domers, because they Humanities: 2.0% seem like an advantage, it can in fact be a one- and two-yearMBA programs, and As­ are us~d: to easier courses with the same Science: 2.6% or most Notre Dame students, gradu­ psychological disadvantage, because such sistant Directpr of Admissions Brian Lohr professors. The·increased challenge is not Social Sciences: 7.4% F. ation means leaving the shadow of students often do not expect the changes says that the biggest advantage for Notre all bad, though. According to Melissa the Dome and setting out to explore they encounter. This can make the adjust­ Dame graduates is the strength of the Miksch '00, a first-year philosophy gradu­ Law School: Of new cities, jobs and schools. But for some, ment to graduate school more difficult. university's undergraduate business pro­ ate student, the coursework has become graduating classes graduation means sticking around for a few This is not the only challenge that stu­ gram. "In terms of grade-point average, a more interesting and worthwhile, because during the last four more years, receiving another degree from dents hoping to return to Notre Dame 4.0 from some community college means it affects her future career more directly. years, 16 to 2l % have Notre Dame and becoming "Double face. Depending on the program, being a less to us than, say, a 3.8 from Notre Dame, "As an undergrad, it didn't really matter if been Double Domers. Domers." Domer can actually hurt a student's because we know it's a demanding pro­ I didn't read a particular article very care­ Many students would love to have more chances of admission. Each program has gram," he says: Returning to Notre Dame fully so long as I wrote a decent paper, but MBA: Only seven of time here, but if you think that graduate its own admission standards, and, in gen­ mayor may ndt be an obstacle to employ­ now that I've decided to base a career on this year's 131 (5.34%) school at Notre Dame would be like a fifth eral, it is more difficult for a Domer to get ment, depending on the company and on the reading other philosophers' articles and second-year students in year, think again. "There is as much a jump accepted into the university's graduate individual's previous work experience. Lohr critiquing them, it's important to use ev­ the two-year program between undergraduate and graduate school school than it is to get into its law school acknowledges that going to the same school ery chance I get to practice doing so and are DoubleDomers. DOING IT TWICE Double Domer Laurie Cosenza '95 pores as there is between high school and college, or master of business administration pro­ twice can prevent a person from acquiring improve," . she says. "When I submit a over her books. Cosenza says that although Notre Dame still Figures aren't necessarily and that's a problem for students who ex­ gram. Akai notes that the difficulty arises diverse experiences, but he notes that most paper, I'm submitting something that, in feels like home, her new sense of independence as a pect a continuum," says Dr. Terrence Akai, stable over evelY three-year graduate student puts a different spin on life under the Dome. because the academic community per­ students come into the MBA program with theory, is a candidate for publication in period. associate dean of the graduate school. AI- ceives going to the same school for both an average offouryears in the workforce, so professional journals."

10 SCHOLASTICCAMPUS LIFE SCHOLASTICCAMPUS LIFE 11 undergraduate and graduate work as lim­ For students in master and doctoral pro­ built in," Lynch says. "We may be research­ iting. "If the community as a whole thinks "I wanted an experience grams in particular, the work is harder be­ ing different topics, but we're all going you should broaden your base and get new that I felt would enrich cause there is less structure, especially once through the same thing." perspectives, and you go to the same the coursework is over and the research for Graduate students also find that their pro­ school, then you must be prepared to give those two years - and I a thesis begins. Denis Lynch '96 is currently fessors tend to treat them more like friends a good reason for it," he says. "There are knew I would have that a Ph.D. student in aerospace engineering. and colleagues rather than just as students. Graduate students in engineering receive a In particular, graduate students doing re­ I lots of people to hire in academic profes­

I sions, and the choice to go to the same at Notre Dame." non-thesis master of science degree from search with a faculty advisor or working as I I school for undergraduate and graduate Notre Dame as part ofthe Ph.D. program, so a teaching assistant for a professor spend I studies can put you at a disadvantage." Lynch, who also attended the university as much more time with their professors out­ Individual circumstances and an - Laurie Cosenza an undergraduate, is on his way to becom­ side of class than they did as undergradu­ il applicant's area of study, however, can be ing a Triple Domer. "One of the hardest ates. This allows them to get to know each II reason enough to overlook the problems things about [graduate school] is that there other outside the classroom setting and de­ I' and admit the student into the graduate they have already seen a great deal in their is no foreseeable end," he says. "The more velop a more social relationship. Their in­ school. Most engineering and social-sci­ field. research you do, the more questions you class interaction changes as well. "It seems II ence departments, for instance, are more Each graduate program has its own way have, and you and your advisor have to that [my professors] take me a bit more willing to accept their own undergraduates of doing things, but Double Domers across determine at what point you stop. At that seriously," Miksch says. "For example, 1\ than are sciences and humanities depart­ the board agree that the second time around point, you write your dissertation ... but when I ask a question in class, it seems II ments. Even in these cases, it is recom­ is different. Graduate students feel less con­ until you get there, [your research] is your that the professor is really considering I mended that Double Domers spend at least nected to the university because of Notre life. You don't really get time off, and you what I've asked and not just how to an­ I I a semester doing research at anotheruniver­ Dame's focus on undergraduate education have to push yourself on the day-to-day swer it." sity in order to make contacts elsewhere. and a lack of interaction between graduate work." Most Double Domers seem satisfied with In the legal field, attending the same school and undergraduate students. Laurie Cosenza Aside from academic differences, gradu­ both of their Notre Dame experiences. "I twice is not generally perceived as a limita­ '95, a first-year student in the two-year ate students must adjust to major changes in came back to Notre Dame .. , because of tion, depending on the student's perfor­ MBA program, says that although Notre their relationships with peers and profes­ the professors and their commitment to mance and the quality of the school. Notre Dame will always be like home for her" sors. In graduate school, there are few op­ teaching," Cosenza says. "I knew I wanted Dame's law school is more likely to admit things have definitely changed. "The sense portunities to meet people outside one's more from my time in an MBA program Domers than is the university's graduate offamily and community and the truly won­ area of study. Students say that although thanjust another degree. I wanted an expe­ school. According to Heather Moriconi, as­ derful people I have met are still what make this limits their social lives, it can also be a rience that I felt would enrich those two sistant director of admissions at the law me love the place, but it doesn't belong to great benefit. "Having the other grad stu­ years - and I knew that I would have that school, "Each student needs to ask them­ me like it did when I was an undergrad," she dents around is like having a support system at Notre Dame." D selves what they want out of law school­ says. "This time around I'm a little bit on the location, ranking, mission, etc. - and if outside." Andrew Malahowski '98, a sec­ BY THE Notre Dame offers what you're looking for, ond-year law student, agrees: "I felt very NUMBERS there's no reason to leave." Admissions at connected to the Notre Dame community the law school are done on an individual [as an] undergrad. In grad school, I feel like Graduate School: SEEING DOUBLE basis, and there are no quotas as to how people are more on their own. That's not a Incoming doct9ral many Domers it can admit. But Domers bad thing - it's just different." students with Notre Is Notre Dame as sweet the second time around? hold a definite advantage in that they are The biggest shock for many graduate Dame undergraduate familiar with the university's Catholic char­ students is the higher degree of academic degrees from Fall 1996 acter and mission. difficulty. This change is perhaps more to Fall 1998: KATIEFREDDOSO though being familiar with the school might The Mendoza College of Business offers difficult for Double Domers, because they Humanities: 2.0% seem like an advantage, it can in fact be a one- and two-yearMBA programs, and As­ are us~d: to easier courses with the same Science: 2.6% or most Notre Dame students, gradu­ psychological disadvantage, because such sistant Directpr of Admissions Brian Lohr professors. The·increased challenge is not Social Sciences: 7.4% F. ation means leaving the shadow of students often do not expect the changes says that the biggest advantage for Notre all bad, though. According to Melissa the Dome and setting out to explore they encounter. This can make the adjust­ Dame graduates is the strength of the Miksch '00, a first-year philosophy gradu­ Law School: Of new cities, jobs and schools. But for some, ment to graduate school more difficult. university's undergraduate business pro­ ate student, the coursework has become graduating classes graduation means sticking around for a few This is not the only challenge that stu­ gram. "In terms of grade-point average, a more interesting and worthwhile, because during the last four more years, receiving another degree from dents hoping to return to Notre Dame 4.0 from some community college means it affects her future career more directly. years, 16 to 2l % have Notre Dame and becoming "Double face. Depending on the program, being a less to us than, say, a 3.8 from Notre Dame, "As an undergrad, it didn't really matter if been Double Domers. Domers." Domer can actually hurt a student's because we know it's a demanding pro­ I didn't read a particular article very care­ Many students would love to have more chances of admission. Each program has gram," he says: Returning to Notre Dame fully so long as I wrote a decent paper, but MBA: Only seven of time here, but if you think that graduate its own admission standards, and, in gen­ mayor may ndt be an obstacle to employ­ now that I've decided to base a career on this year's 131 (5.34%) school at Notre Dame would be like a fifth eral, it is more difficult for a Domer to get ment, depending on the company and on the reading other philosophers' articles and second-year students in year, think again. "There is as much a jump accepted into the university's graduate individual's previous work experience. Lohr critiquing them, it's important to use ev­ the two-year program between undergraduate and graduate school school than it is to get into its law school acknowledges that going to the same school ery chance I get to practice doing so and are DoubleDomers. DOING IT TWICE Double Domer Laurie Cosenza '95 pores as there is between high school and college, or master of business administration pro­ twice can prevent a person from acquiring improve," . she says. "When I submit a over her books. Cosenza says that although Notre Dame still Figures aren't necessarily and that's a problem for students who ex­ gram. Akai notes that the difficulty arises diverse experiences, but he notes that most paper, I'm submitting something that, in feels like home, her new sense of independence as a pect a continuum," says Dr. Terrence Akai, stable over evelY three-year graduate student puts a different spin on life under the Dome. because the academic community per­ students come into the MBA program with theory, is a candidate for publication in period. associate dean of the graduate school. AI- ceives going to the same school for both an average offouryears in the workforce, so professional journals."

10 SCHOLASTICCAMPUS LIFE SCHOLASTICCAMPUS LIFE 11 The Raise prices gradually as seats sell out and product so obviously superior in its ago, from deep beneath Tulsa, Okla. There, the flight date nears. Ifthere's only one seat competitor's very back yard, American bunkered below the Heartland, a bank of 10 left on the plane, why waste it on a student Eagle transitioned the 31 turboprop destina­ Community leaders are unnerved as American Eagle powerful IBM mainframe computers con­ hunting for a $200 spring-break getaway to tions it served from O'Hare to regional jets as quickly as the aircraft manufacturer, I pulls out of South Bend Regional Airport, and proposed cluded that their owner, AMR Corp., was New Orleans when you could sell it to the Brazil's Embraer SA, could deliver them. ! losing money on the six daily American expense-account businessman whose final airline mergers threaten to reduce service to the area. Eagle commuter flights it operated between destination of London will be reached in the South Bend's big day was October23, 2000; Local travelers may be the big losers. its hub at Chicago's O'Hare International first-class comfort that $3,000 can buy? the company's dowdy 42-passenger ATR- Airport and South Bend Regional·Airport. Tulsa complied, and, for awhile, things 42 turboprops gave way to sleek 37 -passen­ They smelled trouble - and shipped south­ were working out. The obnoxious array of ger ERJ-135 jets. Two weeks later, Ameri­ bound a warning. airfare rules - or tariffs - confronting can Eagle had phased out the last of the Flying many times faster than the fastest travelers was only further entrenched, but turboprops and was advertising "nothing jet, the news arrived an instant later at the the South Bend service, ifnot exactly a cash but jets" at O'Hare. The mood was jubilant. Fort Worth, Texas headquarters of AMR, cow, was viable for both American and "This new generation of quieter aircraft has the parent of both American Eagle and its even the bargain-hunting traveler. Mini­ already had a remarkable impact on the big brother, American Airlines. Back then, mum and maximum stays, advance-pur­ industry while providing choices for the though, the reaction was mild. American's chase requirements, capacity controls, black­ traveling public," said Thomas Walker, profitability yardstick analyzes the finan­ out dates - in every market, all of these are Chicago's aviation commissioner, in a cial performance of the airline's routes over massaged to maximize American's bottom celebratory press release. the prior 12 months. Most are profitable on line. South Bend was no exception. Things It wasn't long before that statement came an annual basis, but each month a few come were at least manageable for everyone. into sharp doubt - at least for South Bend back in the red. Executives prescribe reme­ But this all changed a couple of years ago, travelers. The alarms were coming again from dial operational, pricing or marketing when AMR saw that Elk Grove Township, American's computers buried under Tulsa, changes for these troublemakers. Ill.-based UAL Corp., parent of United Air­ much more shrilly now: A river of red ink at South Bend seemed to be a typical un­ lines and United Express, was flying on auto­ South Bend. Despite heavy-duty yield man­ profitable city. There was no reason to panic. pilot. agement, the profitability meter was going The flights were being operated with rela­ Spurred in part by a spate of high-profile crazy. What was going on? tively inexpensive turboprop planes, and turboprop crashes - including an Ameri­ The regional jets, of course. In flying profits were fat from other operations. Plus, can Eagle flight brought down by an ice higher, faster and better than turboprops, the route had just been introduced in 1989. storm in Roselawn, Ind. in 1994, killing all they give better service - but they also American's executives would give up nei­ 68 aboard - air travelers began to disdain bum more fuel. A lot more, especially dur­ ther so easily nor so soon~especially consid­ these "propeller" planes as the sun set on the ing take-off and landing. With 0 'Hare and ering the thousands of tickets booked each 20th century. The regional j et was the 0 bvi­ South Bend a scant 84 miles distant by air, year by those headed to and from the area's ous alternative. By using the same propul­ American Eagle's regional jets spent rela­ biggest attraction, the University of Notre sion technology as full-sized jetliners - tively little time cruising, when they are Dame, itself a holder of a corporate account just scaled down - they sidestepped the most efficient, and a lot of time ascending with the airline. noise, vibration, sluggishness and and descending, when they are gas-guz­ The reply from Fort Worth to Tulsa was unreliability characteristic of the 'props. zlers. Meanwhile, the company was scroung­ industry-standard. Let's tum South Bend Travelers love them. United Express, how­ ing for regional jets to introduce new ser­ around through more-aggressive use of that ever, seemed to be oblivious, sticking largely vice from 0 'Hare to Richmond, Va., a mon­ technique we invented, yield management. with non-jets from its O'Hare home base. eyed city with existing flights to American Dynamically change fares and seat avail­ According to AMR spokesman Mark Slitt, hubs at Boston and New York's LaGuardia ability in Tesponse to each flight's supply the bam door swung wide open for Ameri­ Airport. and demand. Squeeze more passengers onto can Eagle to gain an edge over its archrival. With the South Bend gas bill taking off each plane, and at higher average fares, too. Salivating at the prospect of offering a andmo're-lucrative markets beckoning, the

12 SCHOLASTICCOVER STORY SCHOLASTICCOVER STORY 13 , •••---:---- ~----...... -~------.~~~---.-- ,_. _ .... __~._. __,_~.~ ___ .. _t:....'--'-'_>._.~_, ... ~~~ __ .... ,~...... -~ __~,_-'--_~_~~_ ...... ~_.~ ...... _.<~_r~_~_ ~~._~ _ _ 1 The Raise prices gradually as seats sell out and product so obviously superior in its ago, from deep beneath Tulsa, Okla. There, the flight date nears. Ifthere's only one seat competitor's very back yard, American bunkered below the Heartland, a bank of 10 left on the plane, why waste it on a student Eagle transitioned the 31 turboprop destina­ Community leaders are unnerved as American Eagle powerful IBM mainframe computers con­ hunting for a $200 spring-break getaway to tions it served from O'Hare to regional jets as quickly as the aircraft manufacturer, I pulls out of South Bend Regional Airport, and proposed cluded that their owner, AMR Corp., was New Orleans when you could sell it to the Brazil's Embraer SA, could deliver them. ! losing money on the six daily American expense-account businessman whose final airline mergers threaten to reduce service to the area. Eagle commuter flights it operated between destination of London will be reached in the South Bend's big day was October23, 2000; Local travelers may be the big losers. its hub at Chicago's O'Hare International first-class comfort that $3,000 can buy? the company's dowdy 42-passenger ATR- Airport and South Bend Regional·Airport. Tulsa complied, and, for awhile, things 42 turboprops gave way to sleek 37 -passen­ They smelled trouble - and shipped south­ were working out. The obnoxious array of ger ERJ-135 jets. Two weeks later, Ameri­ bound a warning. airfare rules - or tariffs - confronting can Eagle had phased out the last of the Flying many times faster than the fastest travelers was only further entrenched, but turboprops and was advertising "nothing jet, the news arrived an instant later at the the South Bend service, ifnot exactly a cash but jets" at O'Hare. The mood was jubilant. Fort Worth, Texas headquarters of AMR, cow, was viable for both American and "This new generation of quieter aircraft has the parent of both American Eagle and its even the bargain-hunting traveler. Mini­ already had a remarkable impact on the big brother, American Airlines. Back then, mum and maximum stays, advance-pur­ industry while providing choices for the though, the reaction was mild. American's chase requirements, capacity controls, black­ traveling public," said Thomas Walker, profitability yardstick analyzes the finan­ out dates - in every market, all of these are Chicago's aviation commissioner, in a cial performance of the airline's routes over massaged to maximize American's bottom celebratory press release. the prior 12 months. Most are profitable on line. South Bend was no exception. Things It wasn't long before that statement came an annual basis, but each month a few come were at least manageable for everyone. into sharp doubt - at least for South Bend back in the red. Executives prescribe reme­ But this all changed a couple of years ago, travelers. The alarms were coming again from dial operational, pricing or marketing when AMR saw that Elk Grove Township, American's computers buried under Tulsa, changes for these troublemakers. Ill.-based UAL Corp., parent of United Air­ much more shrilly now: A river of red ink at South Bend seemed to be a typical un­ lines and United Express, was flying on auto­ South Bend. Despite heavy-duty yield man­ profitable city. There was no reason to panic. pilot. agement, the profitability meter was going The flights were being operated with rela­ Spurred in part by a spate of high-profile crazy. What was going on? tively inexpensive turboprop planes, and turboprop crashes - including an Ameri­ The regional jets, of course. In flying profits were fat from other operations. Plus, can Eagle flight brought down by an ice higher, faster and better than turboprops, the route had just been introduced in 1989. storm in Roselawn, Ind. in 1994, killing all they give better service - but they also American's executives would give up nei­ 68 aboard - air travelers began to disdain bum more fuel. A lot more, especially dur­ ther so easily nor so soon~especially consid­ these "propeller" planes as the sun set on the ing take-off and landing. With 0 'Hare and ering the thousands of tickets booked each 20th century. The regional j et was the 0 bvi­ South Bend a scant 84 miles distant by air, year by those headed to and from the area's ous alternative. By using the same propul­ American Eagle's regional jets spent rela­ biggest attraction, the University of Notre sion technology as full-sized jetliners - tively little time cruising, when they are Dame, itself a holder of a corporate account just scaled down - they sidestepped the most efficient, and a lot of time ascending with the airline. noise, vibration, sluggishness and and descending, when they are gas-guz­ The reply from Fort Worth to Tulsa was unreliability characteristic of the 'props. zlers. Meanwhile, the company was scroung­ industry-standard. Let's tum South Bend Travelers love them. United Express, how­ ing for regional jets to introduce new ser­ around through more-aggressive use of that ever, seemed to be oblivious, sticking largely vice from 0 'Hare to Richmond, Va., a mon­ technique we invented, yield management. with non-jets from its O'Hare home base. eyed city with existing flights to American Dynamically change fares and seat avail­ According to AMR spokesman Mark Slitt, hubs at Boston and New York's LaGuardia ability in Tesponse to each flight's supply the bam door swung wide open for Ameri­ Airport. and demand. Squeeze more passengers onto can Eagle to gain an edge over its archrival. With the South Bend gas bill taking off each plane, and at higher average fares, too. Salivating at the prospect of offering a andmo're-lucrative markets beckoning, the

12 SCHOLASTICCOVER STORY SCHOLASTICCOVER STORY 13 , •••---:---- ~----...... -~------.~~~---.-- ,_. _ .... __~._. __,_~.~ ___ .. _t:....'--'-'_>._.~_, ... ~~~ __ .... ,~...... -~ __~,_-'--_~_~~_ ...... ~_.~ ...... _.<~_r~_~_ ~~._~ _ _ 1 TRAVEL ON THE CHEAP NOT COMING BACK An The advent of travel Web sites means that flying cheap is no longer as simple as booking ahead and staying over a Saturday night. American Eagle-operated Embraer regional jet lifts A quick check by Scholastic revealed wildly varying price quotes for two round-trips, both departing from South Bend February off. The popularity of 7 and returning February 9. Win the airfare game - take the time to read the low-fare tips posted on every travel site. such planes comes in part from their ability to To Newark To San Francisco The Catch cruise at 519 mph at an altitude of 37,000 feet, a vast improvement over the turboprops they are quickly replacing in many small- to medium-sized communities across the United States.

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decision was imminent. The announcement clining population and a dwindling tax base. The university fought for - and won - a "The decision had already been made, was profitable here at South Bend," Schalliol first- and business-class tickets. American came on November 8, 2000: American Eagle American Eagle's decision to cancel ser­ meeting in Chicago with American Eagle and apparently was irrevocable," Schalliol :~ says, flatly contradicting the company's simply wanted to chase higher profits else­ would pull the plug on South Bend, effec­ vice thus came as a poignant slap to a city President Peter Bowler. "Michiana leaders says. "The [regional] jets are not economical claims. "We are not privy to their numbers, where. Geographics dictated that the Chicago tive January 3, 2001. Until then, the carrier that had invested so much and yet still had can be expected to present a reasoned and in the short haul, and they got rid of the so I can't prove it, but their local employees service had to go, he says; demographics would reduce its schedule to the city to three suffered an estimated net outflow of7,114 persuasive argument that Michiana wants and turboprops in response to passenger demand. said that they were. I feel that they could prohibited flights to other hubs. daily round-trips. Its 14 local employees residents during the 1990s. Civic leaders needs American Eagle," the South Bend Tri­ Wegotwhatweaskedfor,andpaidtheprice!" make more money on longer routes with the The immediate aftershocks ofAmerican's would be offered jobs at other AMR cities. feared that the severance of South Bend's bune said in a December 3 editorial. "Let's According to Anthony, "Both sides were very new jets, and that is why they left." departure have already been felt. Scores of "South Bend had been a financially link to American's network, the world's 'hope those entrusted to make a fmal decision professional in presenting their side of the Schalliol points out that American Eagle's Domers returning from break were among underperforming market for us," Slitt says. second-largest, would lead other carriers to listen carefully, and conclude that American story, but in the end, it was a numbers-driven South Bend load factor, or percentage of those left holding tickets for American Eagle "We could no longer sustain the.1osses." follow suit - and allow those that remained Eagle wants and needs Michiana, too." . decision, and they already had their numbers." seats filled, was a healthy 65 to 70 percent, flights to South Bend that would never take Ironically, the customer-friendly regional to raise ticket prices dramatically. At stake With this mandate, on December 22, uni­ American would not change its mind; the a figure that is well above American Eagle's off. Thanks in part to pressure from An­ jet was poised to harm. was potentially no less than the long-term versity President Father Edward Malloy led effort had failed. And so, at the stroke of 57.2 percent systemwide load factor in 2000. thony Travel, American rebooked these pas­ business climate in the city. A full-blown to Chicago a group that included John An­ midnight, January 4,2001, the earthquake According to him, American's refusal to sengers on United Express and, later, on South Bend, Indiana. A gritty Rust Belt campaign to keep the company flying here thony, president of Anthony Travel; Greg came. AMR' s computers under Tulsa wiped institute service to Dallas/Fort Worth is odd United Limo, the bus service that runs be­ . city struggling to retool itself for the was warranted. Ayers, executive director of South Bend's South Bend right off of the map. consideringthatthe airline services that hub tween O'Hare and northern Indiana. The i: Information Age. Civic leaders knew that a The response was tremendous. Hundreds visitors bureau; Joseph Kernan, Indiana's As far as American was concerned, the from both Fort Wayne, Ind. and Grand Rap­ airport's owner, the St. Joseph County Air­ I' modem airport was a prerequisite to a suc­ of South Bend community members em­ lieutenant governor; Steve Luecke, mayor city and its 98,941 people no longer existed. ids, Mic,:h., two cities that are demographi­ port Authority, is suddenly faced with meet­ cessful effort. Airports attract development, barked on a spirited letter-writing campaign, of South Berid; Andrew McKenna, former cally similar to South Bend. He also sug­ ing its $4 million annual budget without the and their passengers spend money at their taking inspiration from Bloomington, Ill., chairman of the board of trustees at Notre Oday,- the American Eagle counter at gested that· American Eagle is staying in revenue from airport taxes on American destinations. According to statistics com­ another medium-sized Midwestern city that Dame; and John Schalliol, director of the TSouth Bend Regional Airport is dark Bloomington simply because it had prom­ Eagle's 59,000 annual passengers, and from piled by Atlanta-based Delta Air Lines Inc., had recently pressured American Eagle into South Bend airport. The letters from the and empty, and most traces of its presence ised the city at least a year of service. He landing and rental fees on the airline's air­ the annual household income of 92.3 per­ staying. Rep. Tim Roemer and Sens. Rich­ community had been sent; now the group have been removed. The world-famous expects service will end there as soon as that craft and equipment. Together, these cent of the jet set exceeds $75,000; 65.1 ard Lugar and Evan Bayh, the area's delega­ was there to exchange ideas: double-A logos are gone, the flight-status time is up. amounted to hundreds of thousands of dol­ percent top $100,000. "It's to beat afflu­ tion in Washington, chimed in, too. As "What was American's problem? What screen is dark, the overhead signs are blank. According to Anthony, at least some of lars annually. ent airline passengers when it comes to mar­ December's snow flew and the clock ticked about service to more-distant American But a few details - such as an exuberant American's decisions can be explained by More important, of course, is the long­ keting your product or service," Delta tells its towards termination, letters rained down on hubs, say Boston, New York's LaGuardia, announcement of the then-new American studying the market's typical flyer. "They term: Is this the beginning of a pattern of business partners. "People who can afford to the Santa Claus in Fort Worth, asking for or, especially, Dallas/Fort Worth? What Eagle regional~jetservice on the airport knew the problem," he says. "S6uth Bend is steadily declining air service at South Bend? fly spend more money for products that pro­ one simple wish: Please stay. about a reinstatement of turboprop service authority'S Web site-have so far escaped considered a leisure market. As such, there "I hope not," Anthony says, but with two vide them with convenience and quality." Major fortification of the city's effort to Chicago? What about something?" erasure, sad souvenirs of an important pres­ isn't a lot oftop-line revenue." In other words, mega-mergers in the wings - AMR's acqui­ Hoping for an economic windfall, St. Joseph came from its neighbor to the north, the The meeting's outcome, however, was ence suddenly gone. American' s regionalj ets may have been packed sition ofbankrupt St. Louis-based Trans W orId County citizens bet the farm, floating bonds to University of Notre Dame. Besides being forecasted by American's responses: More difficult than these physical remind­ - but with starving college students, football Aiflines Inc. and UAL's purchase of Arling­ finance airport-construction projects com­ the area's largest employer, its on-campus "We weren't profitable in South Bend. ers, however, will be easing the bitterness tourists and families traveling on discounted ton, Va.-based US Airways Group Inc. - the pletedin 1977 and 1995thattotalednearly$15 travel agency, Anthony Travel, alone booked Too much congestion at those airports. We some feel towards. American, which re­ fares. This is not a good thing in an industry airline industry is in turmoil, and it is easy to million. Gutsymoves, indeed, but ones needed more than 3,000 American Eagle tickets to got rid of all the turboprops in the American cently reported earnings of $752 million that makes 50 percent of its profits off of 10 envisage South Bend being caught in the to counteract vacating heavy industry, a de- South Bend last year for far-flung Domers. Eagle system. We're really sorry." during 2000. "I feel that American Eagle percent of its customers - those flying on crossfire. The AMR-TWA proposal

14 SCHOLASTICCOVER STORY SCHOLASTICCOVER STORY 15 TRAVEL ON THE CHEAP NOT COMING BACK An The advent of travel Web sites means that flying cheap is no longer as simple as booking ahead and staying over a Saturday night. American Eagle-operated Embraer regional jet lifts A quick check by Scholastic revealed wildly varying price quotes for two round-trips, both departing from South Bend February off. The popularity of 7 and returning February 9. Win the airfare game - take the time to read the low-fare tips posted on every travel site. such planes comes in part from their ability to To Newark To San Francisco The Catch cruise at 519 mph at an altitude of 37,000 feet, a vast improvement over the turboprops they are quickly replacing in many small- to medium-sized communities across the United States.

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decision was imminent. The announcement clining population and a dwindling tax base. The university fought for - and won - a "The decision had already been made, was profitable here at South Bend," Schalliol first- and business-class tickets. American came on November 8, 2000: American Eagle American Eagle's decision to cancel ser­ meeting in Chicago with American Eagle and apparently was irrevocable," Schalliol :~ says, flatly contradicting the company's simply wanted to chase higher profits else­ would pull the plug on South Bend, effec­ vice thus came as a poignant slap to a city President Peter Bowler. "Michiana leaders says. "The [regional] jets are not economical claims. "We are not privy to their numbers, where. Geographics dictated that the Chicago tive January 3, 2001. Until then, the carrier that had invested so much and yet still had can be expected to present a reasoned and in the short haul, and they got rid of the so I can't prove it, but their local employees service had to go, he says; demographics would reduce its schedule to the city to three suffered an estimated net outflow of7,114 persuasive argument that Michiana wants and turboprops in response to passenger demand. said that they were. I feel that they could prohibited flights to other hubs. daily round-trips. Its 14 local employees residents during the 1990s. Civic leaders needs American Eagle," the South Bend Tri­ Wegotwhatweaskedfor,andpaidtheprice!" make more money on longer routes with the The immediate aftershocks ofAmerican's would be offered jobs at other AMR cities. feared that the severance of South Bend's bune said in a December 3 editorial. "Let's According to Anthony, "Both sides were very new jets, and that is why they left." departure have already been felt. Scores of "South Bend had been a financially link to American's network, the world's 'hope those entrusted to make a fmal decision professional in presenting their side of the Schalliol points out that American Eagle's Domers returning from break were among underperforming market for us," Slitt says. second-largest, would lead other carriers to listen carefully, and conclude that American story, but in the end, it was a numbers-driven South Bend load factor, or percentage of those left holding tickets for American Eagle "We could no longer sustain the.1osses." follow suit - and allow those that remained Eagle wants and needs Michiana, too." . decision, and they already had their numbers." seats filled, was a healthy 65 to 70 percent, flights to South Bend that would never take Ironically, the customer-friendly regional to raise ticket prices dramatically. At stake With this mandate, on December 22, uni­ American would not change its mind; the a figure that is well above American Eagle's off. Thanks in part to pressure from An­ jet was poised to harm. was potentially no less than the long-term versity President Father Edward Malloy led effort had failed. And so, at the stroke of 57.2 percent systemwide load factor in 2000. thony Travel, American rebooked these pas­ business climate in the city. A full-blown to Chicago a group that included John An­ midnight, January 4,2001, the earthquake According to him, American's refusal to sengers on United Express and, later, on South Bend, Indiana. A gritty Rust Belt campaign to keep the company flying here thony, president of Anthony Travel; Greg came. AMR' s computers under Tulsa wiped institute service to Dallas/Fort Worth is odd United Limo, the bus service that runs be­ . city struggling to retool itself for the was warranted. Ayers, executive director of South Bend's South Bend right off of the map. consideringthatthe airline services that hub tween O'Hare and northern Indiana. The i: Information Age. Civic leaders knew that a The response was tremendous. Hundreds visitors bureau; Joseph Kernan, Indiana's As far as American was concerned, the from both Fort Wayne, Ind. and Grand Rap­ airport's owner, the St. Joseph County Air­ I' modem airport was a prerequisite to a suc­ of South Bend community members em­ lieutenant governor; Steve Luecke, mayor city and its 98,941 people no longer existed. ids, Mic,:h., two cities that are demographi­ port Authority, is suddenly faced with meet­ cessful effort. Airports attract development, barked on a spirited letter-writing campaign, of South Berid; Andrew McKenna, former cally similar to South Bend. He also sug­ ing its $4 million annual budget without the and their passengers spend money at their taking inspiration from Bloomington, Ill., chairman of the board of trustees at Notre Oday,- the American Eagle counter at gested that· American Eagle is staying in revenue from airport taxes on American destinations. According to statistics com­ another medium-sized Midwestern city that Dame; and John Schalliol, director of the TSouth Bend Regional Airport is dark Bloomington simply because it had prom­ Eagle's 59,000 annual passengers, and from piled by Atlanta-based Delta Air Lines Inc., had recently pressured American Eagle into South Bend airport. The letters from the and empty, and most traces of its presence ised the city at least a year of service. He landing and rental fees on the airline's air­ the annual household income of 92.3 per­ staying. Rep. Tim Roemer and Sens. Rich­ community had been sent; now the group have been removed. The world-famous expects service will end there as soon as that craft and equipment. Together, these cent of the jet set exceeds $75,000; 65.1 ard Lugar and Evan Bayh, the area's delega­ was there to exchange ideas: double-A logos are gone, the flight-status time is up. amounted to hundreds of thousands of dol­ percent top $100,000. "It's hard to beat afflu­ tion in Washington, chimed in, too. As "What was American's problem? What screen is dark, the overhead signs are blank. According to Anthony, at least some of lars annually. ent airline passengers when it comes to mar­ December's snow flew and the clock ticked about service to more-distant American But a few details - such as an exuberant American's decisions can be explained by More important, of course, is the long­ keting your product or service," Delta tells its towards termination, letters rained down on hubs, say Boston, New York's LaGuardia, announcement of the then-new American studying the market's typical flyer. "They term: Is this the beginning of a pattern of business partners. "People who can afford to the Santa Claus in Fort Worth, asking for or, especially, Dallas/Fort Worth? What Eagle regional~jetservice on the airport knew the problem," he says. "S6uth Bend is steadily declining air service at South Bend? fly spend more money for products that pro­ one simple wish: Please stay. about a reinstatement of turboprop service authority'S Web site-have so far escaped considered a leisure market. As such, there "I hope not," Anthony says, but with two vide them with convenience and quality." Major fortification of the city's effort to Chicago? What about something?" erasure, sad souvenirs of an important pres­ isn't a lot oftop-line revenue." In other words, mega-mergers in the wings - AMR's acqui­ Hoping for an economic windfall, St. Joseph came from its neighbor to the north, the The meeting's outcome, however, was ence suddenly gone. American' s regionalj ets may have been packed sition ofbankrupt St. Louis-based Trans W orId County citizens bet the farm, floating bonds to University of Notre Dame. Besides being forecasted by American's responses: More difficult than these physical remind­ - but with starving college students, football Aiflines Inc. and UAL's purchase of Arling­ finance airport-construction projects com­ the area's largest employer, its on-campus "We weren't profitable in South Bend. ers, however, will be easing the bitterness tourists and families traveling on discounted ton, Va.-based US Airways Group Inc. - the pletedin 1977 and 1995thattotalednearly$15 travel agency, Anthony Travel, alone booked Too much congestion at those airports. We some feel towards. American, which re­ fares. This is not a good thing in an industry airline industry is in turmoil, and it is easy to million. Gutsymoves, indeed, but ones needed more than 3,000 American Eagle tickets to got rid of all the turboprops in the American cently reported earnings of $752 million that makes 50 percent of its profits off of 10 envisage South Bend being caught in the to counteract vacating heavy industry, a de- South Bend last year for far-flung Domers. Eagle system. We're really sorry." during 2000. "I feel that American Eagle percent of its customers - those flying on crossfire. The AMR-TWA proposal

14 SCHOLASTICCOVER STORY SCHOLASTICCOVER STORY 15 provides a case in point: Unlike AMR, which before anything is approved and they make attractive for passenger and airline alike. TIP THE OIPPo [email protected] host an "Anything but Clothes" party. Party­ owns American Eagle outright, TWA's their plans? You bet." He says that "nobody For now, at least, things look secure. goers had to derive creative ways to cover Trans World Express is nothing more than a thought they had wasted their time" cam­ Indeed, Schalliol has publicly said that he themselves up. Flags were a popular substi­ service mark that is licensed to independent paigning to keep American Eagle because, expects an airline to expand here in the tute for shorts and skirts, but there were regional airlines, which aren't part of the even though the effort was unsuccessful, spring. American Eagle's problem seemed more daring costumes as well. One guy buyout. Hence, ifthe deal goes through, South the city created goodwill in the process. to be unique; other carriers at South Bend ffiP wore nothing but bubble wrap, and another Bend will once again be at the mercy ofAMR, This may become important as wheeling­ fly either to close hubs, but with cheaper put a sombrero and a couch cushion to good C'9/ «s which will decide whether to reintroduce and-dealing airline executives decide the turboprops, or withjets, but to distant hubs. use. The Gipp's favorite creative cover-up American Eagle service to replace the city's fate of service to the Bend. They will get to divvy up the former South 1 had to be the duo who dressed as Adam and current five daily Trans World Express Schalliol has been busy, too. He recently Bend passengers of American Eagle, which Eve, using well-placed Frisbees to avoid roundtrips to St. Louis. Neither AMR's Slitt spoke with FAA chair Jane Garvey at a West had commanded a No.4 market share here. 1 dt,(~ breaking any laws. As the party wound nor TWA's Julia Cross would comment on Coast conference for airport professionals, Until then, though, the three runways at // down, a group ofthese revelers - including / this possibility. and he joined local travel agents last week at South Bend Regional Airport are a little less bubble-wrap man - decided to continue the In the meantime, community leaders are the South Bend airport to meet with market­ crowded, and travelers trying to stick to a fun ... at Fat Shirley'S. Needless to say, the determined to see that South Bend is not lost ing representatives from Houston-based Con­ budget have seen an option disappear. They scantily clad group attracted some stares fro~ in the shuffle. Anthony says: "Did we learn tinental Airlines Inc., Eagan, Minn.-based can do little more than wait, watch and hope restaurant patrons. In fact, the wait staff was some lessons from this? Yes. Are we mak­ Northwest Airlines Corp., Delta and US Air­ that American's announcement was an end, less than eager to serve the hungry exhibition­ ing contact with [industry leaders] now, ways. The objective: Keeping the airport not a beginning. 0 lPa'c~ ists. Eventually, they got their food and went elcome back to the frozen tun­ Business or Pleasure? on their way without much incident. Wdra of South Bend. Less than a After all, why would the Gipp talk about month into 2001 and the Gipp's his trip to Arizona when he can talk about Mystery Meat already broken all of his New Year's resolu­ Assistant Vice President of Residence Life The Gipp's not sure if the dining-hall tions: Bill Kirk's trip to Tallahassee, Fla., in­ card swipers would have let the clothes­ 1. Don't get angry at Bob Davie ' stead? One alert tipster overheard Mr. less group in, but he knows one thing: if I' I il 2. Don't wish evil on Bob Davie Kirk talking about his visit to Doak you're reading this while you're eating, nyone who flies has a horror story. Delays, cancella­ strikes), then you have greater leverage (and rights). 3. Don't bum Bob Davie in effigy Campbell Stadium this fall to watch the stop now. What the Gipp' s about to tell you could make you lose your appetite. It A tions, bumpings - airlines' customer-service standards o You may demand a refund - even on non-refundable :--Florida-Florida State match-up. The rea­ I have slipped so badly that Congress has threatened to The Gipp's looking forward to another son Kirk went to the game? He wanted to seems that South Dining Hall's been hav­ ! tickets - if a flight is cancelled for any reason. enact a "Passengers Bill of Rights." Hoping to avoid this, major o It is often possible to rebook over the phone by calling the five years of mediocrity. Since the Gipp study how Florida State administrators ing some mouse trouble recently. The U.S. airlines have promised better service. A recent U.S. Depart- airline or your travel agent, especially ifyou hold an electronic doesn't want to appear completely cold­ handle large crowds. (Quick fact: Doak Scholastic office - housed in the luxuri­ - ment of Transportation audit, however, revealed what air travel­ ticket. This is true even when you're at the airport, where the hearted, he won't even mention what hap­ Campbell Stadium's capacity is 80,932; ous basement of SDH - just got a visit ers already know - that customer service is still awful. rebooking line may be long and the time to grab remaining pened in Tempe. Notre Dame Stadium holds 80,232.) The from an exterminator, who placed some A federal crackdown seems increasingly likely. But since noth­ seats on other flights short. Gipp would be hard­ baited glue traps in the ceiling. Even as ing will happen anytime soon, the best thing you can do for now is TWIST 'N' SHOUT Assistant Vice President of Residence Life pressed to think of another the Gipp is writing this, he can hear one of o The first airline will have to endorse your ticket ifyou wish to Bill Kirk, seen here playing Twister in 1984, recently visited arm yourself with information and know your rights. transfer to another airline. There is no rule requiring an airline to ,Florida State's campus to watch the Florida-Florida State school that could possibly the not-so-little critters scurrying around do so, however, and some (notably Southwest) never do. Success football game. Hey, Bill ... are you promoting alcohol out-perform Notre Dame's above him. If that stir fry you're eating PLANNING is more likely if the airline caused the problem. consumption with that hat? Tsk, tsk. crowd-control program, tastes a little funny, you might want to o Join a frequent-flyer program. They're free. United Airlines' o Ask the airline staff if they will pay for meals or phone which includes surveil­ toss it in favor of a sandwich. Oh, and stay program, Mileage Plus, has a student program called College Plus calls. Again, airlines are not required to do this, and the cause lance cameras that pan the away from the Toad in the Hole. (www.collegeplus.com)thatgivesmiles for such non-flight activ­ of the problem may influence the decision. student section looking for ity as updating your e-mail address and referring friends to the o If your trip has been particularly heinous, complain. Many troublemakers. Now, the God, Country, Boat Club program. Free tickets on most airlines start at 25,000 miles. will apologize with coupons for reduced airfare or free drinks. Gipp's not sure, but this It appears that our sacred Basilica was o Trans World Airlines offers a Youth Travel Pak, which for sounds suspiciously like a profaned over the weekend. During Sun­ $548 offers students four one-way tickets within the lower 48 ARRIVING university-funded vaca­ day Mass, the celebrant mentioned that a

states, subject to availability and blackout dates. Tread to o If your bags don't come off the conveyor belt, report this tion. Either that, or pro-life demonstration would be taking www.twa.com knowing that the company's proposed merger to the airline before you leave the airport. Don't assume that everyone's favorite admin­ place at St. Joseph's Church in South with American Airlines makes the fate of this offer uncertain. the airline will deliver the bag without charge. Most will, istrator takes his job very Bend. The priest gave the crossroads of however, if you have not voluntarily chosen to separate seriously. At least the Gipp the church and then paused before adding, i FLYING yourself from your bags. knows where his tuition "Some of you might know where this , o No airline guarantees its schedule. Consequently, they are o Airlines are liable for provable consequential damages for money is going: to research church is - it's right across from Boat " not required to compensate passengers when flights are delayed loss or damage to checked bags up to the amount oftheir liability better methods of battling Club." Ah, the Boat Club, a beacon for all or cancelled. Compensation is required by law only when you limit, generally $2,500. Most carriers will disburse money at the fun wherever it rears its Christians. The Gipp never thought he'd see are "bumped" from a flight that is oversold. airport for emergency purchases, depending on whether you're ugly head.-' the day when the Basilica would be tainted o In case of problems, a key distinction is whether or not the away from home and how long it takes to return your bags. The with the mention of a seedy South Bend bar. cause is controllable by the airline. If the problem is outside the airline also may reimburse you later for of D-ecessities bought in Birthday (Suit) Party, Then again, he never thought he'd see the day airline's control (e.g., problems stemming from air-traffic con­ connection with the delay. For example, ifthe airline lost your golf Well, the Gipp's glad to when a Catholic university would use sweat­ trol and weather), then your options may be limited to the next clubs, it may pick up the tab for rental. 0 see that some students won't shop labor to make a buck. flight available on that airline. If the problem is within the letthe man keep them down. Well, until next time, enjoy whatever it is airline's control (e.g., crew problems, mechanical problems, Sources: Airlines, U.S. Department o/Transportation. Last weekend, a few inno­ you're eating, don't let the man keep you vative students decided to down and keep the tips coming. 0

16 SCHOLASTICCOVER STORY SCHOLASTICCAMPUS WATCH 17 provides a case in point: Unlike AMR, which before anything is approved and they make attractive for passenger and airline alike. TIP THE OIPPo [email protected] host an "Anything but Clothes" party. Party­ owns American Eagle outright, TWA's their plans? You bet." He says that "nobody For now, at least, things look secure. goers had to derive creative ways to cover Trans World Express is nothing more than a thought they had wasted their time" cam­ Indeed, Schalliol has publicly said that he themselves up. Flags were a popular substi­ service mark that is licensed to independent paigning to keep American Eagle because, expects an airline to expand here in the tute for shorts and skirts, but there were regional airlines, which aren't part of the even though the effort was unsuccessful, spring. American Eagle's problem seemed more daring costumes as well. One guy buyout. Hence, ifthe deal goes through, South the city created goodwill in the process. to be unique; other carriers at South Bend ffiP wore nothing but bubble wrap, and another Bend will once again be at the mercy ofAMR, This may become important as wheeling­ fly either to close hubs, but with cheaper put a sombrero and a couch cushion to good C'9/ «s which will decide whether to reintroduce and-dealing airline executives decide the turboprops, or withjets, but to distant hubs. use. The Gipp's favorite creative cover-up American Eagle service to replace the city's fate of service to the Bend. They will get to divvy up the former South 1 had to be the duo who dressed as Adam and current five daily Trans World Express Schalliol has been busy, too. He recently Bend passengers of American Eagle, which Eve, using well-placed Frisbees to avoid roundtrips to St. Louis. Neither AMR's Slitt spoke with FAA chair Jane Garvey at a West had commanded a No.4 market share here. 1 dt,(~ breaking any laws. As the party wound nor TWA's Julia Cross would comment on Coast conference for airport professionals, Until then, though, the three runways at // down, a group ofthese revelers - including / this possibility. and he joined local travel agents last week at South Bend Regional Airport are a little less bubble-wrap man - decided to continue the In the meantime, community leaders are the South Bend airport to meet with market­ crowded, and travelers trying to stick to a fun ... at Fat Shirley'S. Needless to say, the determined to see that South Bend is not lost ing representatives from Houston-based Con­ budget have seen an option disappear. They scantily clad group attracted some stares fro~ in the shuffle. Anthony says: "Did we learn tinental Airlines Inc., Eagan, Minn.-based can do little more than wait, watch and hope restaurant patrons. In fact, the wait staff was some lessons from this? Yes. Are we mak­ Northwest Airlines Corp., Delta and US Air­ that American's announcement was an end, less than eager to serve the hungry exhibition­ ing contact with [industry leaders] now, ways. The objective: Keeping the airport not a beginning. 0 lPa'c~ ists. Eventually, they got their food and went elcome back to the frozen tun­ Business or Pleasure? on their way without much incident. Wdra of South Bend. Less than a After all, why would the Gipp talk about month into 2001 and the Gipp's his trip to Arizona when he can talk about Mystery Meat already broken all of his New Year's resolu­ Assistant Vice President of Residence Life The Gipp's not sure if the dining-hall tions: Bill Kirk's trip to Tallahassee, Fla., in­ card swipers would have let the clothes­ 1. Don't get angry at Bob Davie ' stead? One alert tipster overheard Mr. less group in, but he knows one thing: if I' I il 2. Don't wish evil on Bob Davie Kirk talking about his visit to Doak you're reading this while you're eating, nyone who flies has a horror story. Delays, cancella­ strikes), then you have greater leverage (and rights). 3. Don't bum Bob Davie in effigy Campbell Stadium this fall to watch the stop now. What the Gipp' s about to tell you could make you lose your appetite. It A tions, bumpings - airlines' customer-service standards o You may demand a refund - even on non-refundable :--Florida-Florida State match-up. The rea­ I have slipped so badly that Congress has threatened to The Gipp's looking forward to another son Kirk went to the game? He wanted to seems that South Dining Hall's been hav­ ! tickets - if a flight is cancelled for any reason. enact a "Passengers Bill of Rights." Hoping to avoid this, major o It is often possible to rebook over the phone by calling the five years of mediocrity. Since the Gipp study how Florida State administrators ing some mouse trouble recently. The U.S. airlines have promised better service. A recent U.S. Depart- airline or your travel agent, especially ifyou hold an electronic doesn't want to appear completely cold­ handle large crowds. (Quick fact: Doak Scholastic office - housed in the luxuri­ - ment of Transportation audit, however, revealed what air travel­ ticket. This is true even when you're at the airport, where the hearted, he won't even mention what hap­ Campbell Stadium's capacity is 80,932; ous basement of SDH - just got a visit ers already know - that customer service is still awful. rebooking line may be long and the time to grab remaining pened in Tempe. Notre Dame Stadium holds 80,232.) The from an exterminator, who placed some A federal crackdown seems increasingly likely. But since noth­ seats on other flights short. Gipp would be hard­ baited glue traps in the ceiling. Even as ing will happen anytime soon, the best thing you can do for now is TWIST 'N' SHOUT Assistant Vice President of Residence Life pressed to think of another the Gipp is writing this, he can hear one of o The first airline will have to endorse your ticket ifyou wish to Bill Kirk, seen here playing Twister in 1984, recently visited arm yourself with information and know your rights. transfer to another airline. There is no rule requiring an airline to ,Florida State's campus to watch the Florida-Florida State school that could possibly the not-so-little critters scurrying around do so, however, and some (notably Southwest) never do. Success football game. Hey, Bill ... are you promoting alcohol out-perform Notre Dame's above him. If that stir fry you're eating PLANNING is more likely if the airline caused the problem. consumption with that hat? Tsk, tsk. crowd-control program, tastes a little funny, you might want to o Join a frequent-flyer program. They're free. United Airlines' o Ask the airline staff if they will pay for meals or phone which includes surveil­ toss it in favor of a sandwich. Oh, and stay program, Mileage Plus, has a student program called College Plus calls. Again, airlines are not required to do this, and the cause lance cameras that pan the away from the Toad in the Hole. (www.collegeplus.com)thatgivesmiles for such non-flight activ­ of the problem may influence the decision. student section looking for ity as updating your e-mail address and referring friends to the o If your trip has been particularly heinous, complain. Many troublemakers. Now, the God, Country, Boat Club program. Free tickets on most airlines start at 25,000 miles. will apologize with coupons for reduced airfare or free drinks. Gipp's not sure, but this It appears that our sacred Basilica was o Trans World Airlines offers a Youth Travel Pak, which for sounds suspiciously like a profaned over the weekend. During Sun­ $548 offers students four one-way tickets within the lower 48 ARRIVING university-funded vaca­ day Mass, the celebrant mentioned that a states, subject to availability and blackout dates. Tread to o If your bags don't come off the conveyor belt, report this tion. Either that, or pro-life demonstration would be taking www.twa.com knowing that the company's proposed merger to the airline before you leave the airport. Don't assume that everyone's favorite admin­ place at St. Joseph's Church in South with American Airlines makes the fate of this offer uncertain. the airline will deliver the bag without charge. Most will, istrator takes his job very Bend. The priest gave the crossroads of however, if you have not voluntarily chosen to separate seriously. At least the Gipp the church and then paused before adding, i FLYING yourself from your bags. knows where his tuition "Some of you might know where this , o No airline guarantees its schedule. Consequently, they are o Airlines are liable for provable consequential damages for money is going: to research church is - it's right across from Boat " not required to compensate passengers when flights are delayed loss or damage to checked bags up to the amount oftheir liability better methods of battling Club." Ah, the Boat Club, a beacon for all or cancelled. Compensation is required by law only when you limit, generally $2,500. Most carriers will disburse money at the fun wherever it rears its Christians. The Gipp never thought he'd see are "bumped" from a flight that is oversold. airport for emergency purchases, depending on whether you're ugly head.-' the day when the Basilica would be tainted o In case of problems, a key distinction is whether or not the away from home and how long it takes to return your bags. The with the mention of a seedy South Bend bar. cause is controllable by the airline. If the problem is outside the airline also may reimburse you later for of D-ecessities bought in Birthday (Suit) Party, Then again, he never thought he'd see the day airline's control (e.g., problems stemming from air-traffic con­ connection with the delay. For example, ifthe airline lost your golf Well, the Gipp's glad to when a Catholic university would use sweat­ trol and weather), then your options may be limited to the next clubs, it may pick up the tab for rental. 0 see that some students won't shop labor to make a buck. flight available on that airline. If the problem is within the letthe man keep them down. Well, until next time, enjoy whatever it is airline's control (e.g., crew problems, mechanical problems, Sources: Airlines, U.S. Department o/Transportation. Last weekend, a few inno­ you're eating, don't let the man keep you vative students decided to down and keep the tips coming. 0

16 SCHOLASTICCOVER STORY SCHOLASTICCAMPUS WATCH 17 GOAL dribbles'up pie center of :. ANNE MAKINEN After an undefeated 2000 regular season, the Irish set - the field. This season Makinen earned· the . . Hermann Trophy,-wj1ich is given to the _- - nation's best player. each yea", - .. their sights on next year s national title , ~ . , .

CHRISTOPHERHAMILTON puts this season into perspective by describ­ "I don't think we ever peaked," says Looking ahead to the coming season, ing the squad's overall performance as be­ freshman forward Amy Warner. "We didn't Notre Dame figures to once again contend fter surrendering the game-winning ing, in a word, "brilliant." have one game where everyone played 100 for the national championship. However, Agoal with a little more than seven "I think they were well-coached, well­ percent. It's disappointing that we had so like last year, the Irish must find a way to minutes to go in the 2000 NCAA prepared, great ambassadors of the institu­ many quality players and that we never replace the loss of several key seniors, in­ Semifinal match-up against North Caro­ tion [that] obviously competed at the high­ came to our full potential." cludingAnne Makinen, Kelly Lindsay, Kerri lina, Irish followers could not help but feel est level," White says. "I'm very proud of That's a pretty frightening notion for all Bakker, Meotis Erikson, Monica Gonzalez frustrated with the season's outcome. Notre the women's soccer program." Division-I women's soccer programs, in­ and Caroline Marino. Dame's lone loss of the season came at the And White has good reason to be pleased cluding North Carolina's. However, the fact "I really like our new class of recruits," hands of the mighty Tar Heels, who once with the squad's efforts. That's because, at remains that, for the time being, the Tar Waldrum says. "I think the expectation is again staked claim to the national champi­ the start of the season, many thought it was Heels are still the team to beat. that ifthese players can step in like we think onship. impossible to better the 1999 team's 21-4-1 "We learned that we weren't quite there," they can then I think we should have a shot But ironically, this sense ofdisappointment record, as a result of the loss of several key says freshman forward Amanda Guertin. at being very good again." seems to be a byproduct of the program's seniors. "We played so good the whole season and But talent is just one part of the equation. tremendous success during the past decade, as Anne Makinen, a senior captain and win­ then going in there [against North Caro­ Team chemistry, aNotre Dame hallmark, is this season marked the Fighting Irish's sixth ner of the 2000 Hermann Trophy, which is lina], I think we thought we should have also extremely vital to the team's succl?ss trip to the Final Four in the past seven years. awarded annually to the nation's top player, won. We should have played better, but we next year. Make no doubt about it, the Irish have firmly reinforces how special and somewhat sur­ didn't give our best performance in the "I don't think anyone in the country entrenched themselves as one of the handful prising the squad's regular season was. second half. Thus, I think we were more would have expected us to have done of upper-echelon soccer squads in the coun­ "I think the highlight of the season was disappointed than anything." what we did t>ecause ofthe talent we lost," try. The fact that they again came ever-so­ going undefeated while playing some pretty And while the team may justifiably be Waldrum says. "I think they [the players] close to winning the national title obviously good teams, and then getting to the semifi­ disappointed with the game's final score, learned that this is a team sport and you disheartened many, both inside and outside of nals," Makinen says. "No one was really the university'S athletic director believes play well as a team. It's not always about the program. And yet, one gets the sense ofthe expecting it from us." that they should not view the overall season who has the most talent, it's about who extreme jubilation that would result if the And despite Notre Dame's perfect ledger "in the same light. plays the best as a team." university's most-publicized program found during regular season play, some Irish play­ "I wouldn't see [this season] as a disap­ White is a firm believer that Notre Dame's itselfin a comparable position at season's end. ers felt that they never fully capitalized on pointment," White says. "I see it as another stellar team play and that improving talent Such is the world of sports. their talents at any point throughout the monumental step forward for women's soc­ will lead to a successful season next year Athletic Director Kevin White perhaps season. cer at the University of Notre Dame to be and will continue to pay dividends in the near future. White stops just short of guaranteeing a title next year. He clearly believes the al­ showcased at the Final Four once again, to be fully capable of winning a national champi­ ready elite program is continually getting right there to play the defending national onship," Waldrum says. "So I think each better. White even compares the program to champion and the perennial power in a very year it gets a little more difficult than it's the successful women's basketball team, close game: I was there. I don'tthink we have been in the past. I'm not sure how fair or which recently knocked once-invincible anything to be disappointed over. I think we realistic it is to expect to be there every year, Connecticut off its top-ranked perch. have a great group of student7athletes repre­ although I think that's the standard that "It was a long time before we were able senting us in women's soccer, and [they] we've set for ourselves." to step up and be competitive, and, quite gave us everything that they had." Senior forward Meotis Erikson agrees frankly, dismantle the UConn machine. I But as Irisll head coach Randy Waldrum with Waldrum's assessment. would suspect we're on the same path points out, Notre Dame cannot rest on its "I think that we definitely have talent with women's soccer in relation to North laurels ifit wants to.remain a fixture in Final here to be in the Final Four every year;" says Carolina,': he explains. "The outlook is Four play each season. Erikson. "But at the same time, I think very positive, and personally, I'll be very ...• I "The .evolution of the women's game has programs across the country are getting disappointed if our student-athletes don't really chimged, and there's probably, unlike stronger, so ... it's going to be harder and have an opportunity to win a national five years ago, 10 to 12 teams now that are harder to get there." championship." 0

"I think th·at we definitely have talent here to be in the Final Four every year." - Meotis Erikson 18 SCHOLASTICSPORTS SCHOLASTICSPORTS 19

• t ___~ ______-=---' ______l l, ______• GOAL dribbles'up pie center of :. ANNE MAKINEN After an undefeated 2000 regular season, the Irish set - the field. This season Makinen earned· the . . Hermann Trophy,-wj1ich is given to the _- - nation's best player. each yea", - .. their sights on next year s national title , ~ . , .

CHRISTOPHERHAMILTON puts this season into perspective by describ­ "I don't think we ever peaked," says Looking ahead to the coming season, ing the squad's overall performance as be­ freshman forward Amy Warner. "We didn't Notre Dame figures to once again contend fter surrendering the game-winning ing, in a word, "brilliant." have one game where everyone played 100 for the national championship. However, Agoal with a little more than seven "I think they were well-coached, well­ percent. It's disappointing that we had so like last year, the Irish must find a way to minutes to go in the 2000 NCAA prepared, great ambassadors of the institu­ many quality players and that we never replace the loss of several key seniors, in­ Semifinal match-up against North Caro­ tion [that] obviously competed at the high­ came to our full potential." cludingAnne Makinen, Kelly Lindsay, Kerri lina, Irish followers could not help but feel est level," White says. "I'm very proud of That's a pretty frightening notion for all Bakker, Meotis Erikson, Monica Gonzalez frustrated with the season's outcome. Notre the women's soccer program." Division-I women's soccer programs, in­ and Caroline Marino. Dame's lone loss of the season came at the And White has good reason to be pleased cluding North Carolina's. However, the fact "I really like our new class of recruits," hands of the mighty Tar Heels, who once with the squad's efforts. That's because, at remains that, for the time being, the Tar Waldrum says. "I think the expectation is again staked claim to the national champi­ the start of the season, many thought it was Heels are still the team to beat. that ifthese players can step in like we think onship. impossible to better the 1999 team's 21-4-1 "We learned that we weren't quite there," they can then I think we should have a shot But ironically, this sense ofdisappointment record, as a result of the loss of several key says freshman forward Amanda Guertin. at being very good again." seems to be a byproduct of the program's seniors. "We played so good the whole season and But talent is just one part of the equation. tremendous success during the past decade, as Anne Makinen, a senior captain and win­ then going in there [against North Caro­ Team chemistry, aNotre Dame hallmark, is this season marked the Fighting Irish's sixth ner of the 2000 Hermann Trophy, which is lina], I think we thought we should have also extremely vital to the team's succl?ss trip to the Final Four in the past seven years. awarded annually to the nation's top player, won. We should have played better, but we next year. Make no doubt about it, the Irish have firmly reinforces how special and somewhat sur­ didn't give our best performance in the "I don't think anyone in the country entrenched themselves as one of the handful prising the squad's regular season was. second half. Thus, I think we were more would have expected us to have done of upper-echelon soccer squads in the coun­ "I think the highlight of the season was disappointed than anything." what we did t>ecause ofthe talent we lost," try. The fact that they again came ever-so­ going undefeated while playing some pretty And while the team may justifiably be Waldrum says. "I think they [the players] close to winning the national title obviously good teams, and then getting to the semifi­ disappointed with the game's final score, learned that this is a team sport and you disheartened many, both inside and outside of nals," Makinen says. "No one was really the university'S athletic director believes play well as a team. It's not always about the program. And yet, one gets the sense ofthe expecting it from us." that they should not view the overall season who has the most talent, it's about who extreme jubilation that would result if the And despite Notre Dame's perfect ledger "in the same light. plays the best as a team." university's most-publicized program found during regular season play, some Irish play­ "I wouldn't see [this season] as a disap­ White is a firm believer that Notre Dame's itselfin a comparable position at season's end. ers felt that they never fully capitalized on pointment," White says. "I see it as another stellar team play and that improving talent Such is the world of sports. their talents at any point throughout the monumental step forward for women's soc­ will lead to a successful season next year Athletic Director Kevin White perhaps season. cer at the University of Notre Dame to be and will continue to pay dividends in the near future. White stops just short of guaranteeing a title next year. He clearly believes the al­ showcased at the Final Four once again, to be fully capable of winning a national champi­ ready elite program is continually getting right there to play the defending national onship," Waldrum says. "So I think each better. White even compares the program to champion and the perennial power in a very year it gets a little more difficult than it's the successful women's basketball team, close game: I was there. I don'tthink we have been in the past. I'm not sure how fair or which recently knocked once-invincible anything to be disappointed over. I think we realistic it is to expect to be there every year, Connecticut off its top-ranked perch. have a great group of student7athletes repre­ although I think that's the standard that "It was a long time before we were able senting us in women's soccer, and [they] we've set for ourselves." to step up and be competitive, and, quite gave us everything that they had." Senior forward Meotis Erikson agrees frankly, dismantle the UConn machine. I But as Irisll head coach Randy Waldrum with Waldrum's assessment. would suspect we're on the same path points out, Notre Dame cannot rest on its "I think that we definitely have talent with women's soccer in relation to North laurels ifit wants to.remain a fixture in Final here to be in the Final Four every year;" says Carolina,': he explains. "The outlook is Four play each season. Erikson. "But at the same time, I think very positive, and personally, I'll be very ...• I "The .evolution of the women's game has programs across the country are getting disappointed if our student-athletes don't really chimged, and there's probably, unlike stronger, so ... it's going to be harder and have an opportunity to win a national five years ago, 10 to 12 teams now that are harder to get there." championship." 0

"I think th·at we definitely have talent here to be in the Final Four every year." - Meotis Erikson 18 SCHOLASTICSPORTS SCHOLASTICSPORTS 19

• t ___~ ______-=---' ______l l, ______• i A&M, No. I Nebraska, No.15 Purdue, No. change," Setta says. "The biggest thing for ul made the decision the quarterback position, so we kind of 24 Michigan State and Stanford. Add that me was to get that first extra-point kick and that I was going to be rolled bones. We go with Matt Lo Vecchio. Notre Dame failed to crack the top 25 in then go out and have fun." . Matt LoVecchio was really chosen be­ both major preseason polls for the first time It took some time before Setta got the totally involved with cause I felt he could manage a game better in more than a decade, and you have your­ opportunity to kick that PAT. Early in the than the other two kids at this point in self one ugly situation. More than a few second quarter, the Aggies took a 7-0 the (Jefense and the i time." writers across the nation projected the Irish lead, and Irish fans became very nervous. speqial teams." Lo Vecchio did not disappoint. In his to go 0-5 on this critical run, prophesying Battle was struggling to run the offense, first collegiate start, he threw two touch­ the end of Davie 's short tenure. On campus, and Texas A&M appeared in control. The - Bob Davie down passes, both in the first half and students paraded in T-shirts reading, "Bob second half of that game set tlie tone both to David Givens, leading the Irish Davie's Farewell Tour 2000." Neverthe­ for the rest of Notre Dame's season. to a 20-14 victory over Stanford. Each less, Davie forced himself to remain fo­ The defense held the Aggies to 10 of his next six starts yielded similar cused. points, Battle gained momentum and results. LoVecchio provided the charge "I kind of read something about those Setta proved he could kick. Notre Dame the Irish needed, rattling off seven con­ T-shirts, but I never actuaJly saw one," trampled a major football program and secutive victories and a 9-2 regular­ Davie says. "I guess I'm glad I didn't. picked up its first win in 10 months, season finish. Certainly I was aware of all the things putting to rest the prophesy that Notre "I think [LoVecchio] played a major swirling around, but I plan on being in Dame would begin 0-5. role [in the Irish success]," Battle says. "I coaching for a long time, and I understand "It's funny in retrospect looking back went down in the quarterback position. that that is all part of it. It was never that on comments at the beginning of the Matt stepped up as a freshman into a big big an issue with me from the beginning season, saying ND would go 0-5 and role and showed character and how he because when you start worrying about finish with a losing season," says de­ could lead this team." things like that, I think your priorities get fensive end Grant Irons. "The only Rogers was also impressed by out of line." people who believed in us were us, and LoVecchio's performance. "Because of Looking at last season's struggles, by that I mean the students, this team, who he was, he handled the situation Davie decided that defense was his top the coaching staff, the alumni and ev­ great," he says. "He's a guy who's calm, priority. In order to produce the com­ eryone who makes up the Notre Dame collected, really wasn't taken up with the plete turnaround necessary to be suc­ family." idea that!oe Montana played the position cessful at containing the nation's top Despite the victory, the Irish were or [that] we've got Southern Cal this week. offenses, Davie decided early that he far from over the hump. The top-ranked That's not part of his makeup, and, conse- would spend the majority of his time Cornhuskers rolled into town, and virtu­ quently, we were good enough with the drilling the defense. ally no one thought Notre Dame had any other 10 people on the field to get things "Last January, I made the decision that I FOURTH BY chance of victory. Four quarters later, the and, consequently, the offense went into a done for those seven games." was going to be totally involved with the Irish were tied at 21 with Nebraska. How- shell. " Finally, itwas whatthe other 10 people on GERARD defense and the special teams," he says. "I MESKILL . ever, they were without Irons, whom they The team's only hope was to get to the the field did that caught the nation's atten­ DOWN· just felt going into this season with the would later discover was lost for the sea­ open weekend following the Michigan tion. Notre Dame tied the NCAA record for problems we had on defense last year, with son. In addition, Battle was playing with State contest, since a single week was not fewest turnovers in a season, relinquishing In year five ofthe Davie Era, who we played this year ... that it was in our an injured wrist. A day after the game, enough time to completely revamp an the ball only eight times. best interests forme to spend the majority of Notre Dame discovered that Battle was offensive strategy. The campaign started "In an era where people are more reckless can the Irish maintain the momentum they my time with the defense and to call the also done for the year. The eventual 27-24 well, with a narrow victory over Purdue in with the football, to tie that record is really defenses." overtime loss was scarcely the worst news which the special teams supplied the ma­ a feat," Davie says. built this season? However, the Irish defense was not the of the weekend. jority of the offense. However, the luck of The 9-2 effort also impressed the com­ only part ofthe team that needed a serious Davie immediately searched for the an­ the Irish ran dry a week later in East missioner of the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, earn­ overhaul: Notre Dame's 1999 kicking swer to a question he had not anticipated: Lansing. Sparked by a late touchdown ing the Irish its first Bowl Championship e Fiesta Bowl is over. College foot­ ined a more daunting scenario. The program numbers were downright awful. The Irish Who would replace Arnaz Battle? Listen­ pass on fourth down, the Spartans de­ Series game appearance. Waiting for Notre ball analysts and fanatics have turned was coming off its worst season in more T: were only 8-18 on field-goal attempts, ing to the plea of several members of the feated Notre Dame, setting the Irish back Dame was upstart Oregon State University, their attention to next year, and one than 30 years; Notre Dame's defense al­ and they missed five PATs. Worse yet, team, Davie chose Gary Godsey, a 6-foot- to 2-2. a program that had recently broken a streak of the hot topics of debate is: "Has elite lowed more points than any in the history of Notre Dame failed to sign any kickers to 7,. 240-pound sophomore, rather than "What we were trying to do was get to the of28 consecutive losing seasons. Their hun­ football returned to South Bend?" Those that the school (27.6 ppg), and the kicking game replace Jim Sanson, who graduated last handing the ball to one of his three fresh­ open date," Rogers says. "We damn near ger was plainly evident, as they pounded the bleed blue and gold insist that a national title was atrocious. The man who gave Davie his spring. The position came down to a three­ men recruits. made it. Other than the long pass Michigan Irish in Tempe, Ariz., posting a 41-9 vic­ is merely a year or two away, while the Irish job, Athletic Director Mike Wadsworth, man race: Sanson's backup David Miller, The situation was a nightmare for State made, we had a chance of coming out tory. The embarrassing loss caused many to haters point out that the 41-9 bludgeoning in had been dismissed, and the projected start­ former Irish soccer player Matt McNew Rogers. "We used Arnaz Battle almost of that 3-1." conclude that Notre Dame did not belong in the Fiesta Bowl indicates that Notre Dame is ing quarterback, Arnaz Battle, had never and untested sophomore Nick Setta. The like he was another tailback back there," The offense was largely ineffective under the game at all. Rogers was not among this stilI riding a dying tradition. All eyes, both started a collegiate football game in his job appeared to be Miller's - until three he says. "We kinda designed the offense Godsey, and the fate of the football team crowd. hateful and hopeful, rest on Bob Davie, whose career. Some experts projected that the Irish days before the season opener against around him - in hindsight, probably too was handed to a freshman: Davie and Rogers "I certainly don't believe that if you tenure has been more serpentine than a coun­ would have to win at least eight or nine Texas A&M. Setta' s performance in prac­ much. So when Arnai Battle goes down, chose Matt LoVecchio to lead the Irish play them again that that kind of thing is try road and more ofa roller-coaster ride than games for Davie to even keep his job. To tice caused Davie to name him the starting now we have Gary Godsey in hand, [and] down the homestretch. going to happen," he says. "If they were 's Cyclone. make matters worse, Notre Dame faced an kicker against the Aggies. the option game is essentially no aid. He's "We get to the open date and things better than us, they weren't that much Coming into the 2000 football season, opening schedule that would have fright­ "People saw there were problems with not really the accomplished passer he have got to change," Rogers explains. better than us. That game is as disappoint­ head coach Bob Davie could not have imag- ened even Knute Rockne: No. 25 Texas the kicking game and wanted to make a needs to be because of his inexperience, "We have to get more production out of ing for me as any I've ever coached be- 20 SCHOLASTICS PORTS SCHOLASTICSPORTS . 21 i A&M, No. I Nebraska, No.15 Purdue, No. change," Setta says. "The biggest thing for ul made the decision the quarterback position, so we kind of 24 Michigan State and Stanford. Add that me was to get that first extra-point kick and that I was going to be rolled bones. We go with Matt Lo Vecchio. Notre Dame failed to crack the top 25 in then go out and have fun." . Matt LoVecchio was really chosen be­ both major preseason polls for the first time It took some time before Setta got the totally involved with cause I felt he could manage a game better in more than a decade, and you have your­ opportunity to kick that PAT. Early in the than the other two kids at this point in self one ugly situation. More than a few second quarter, the Aggies took a 7-0 the (Jefense and the i time." writers across the nation projected the Irish lead, and Irish fans became very nervous. speqial teams." Lo Vecchio did not disappoint. In his to go 0-5 on this critical run, prophesying Battle was struggling to run the offense, first collegiate start, he threw two touch­ the end of Davie 's short tenure. On campus, and Texas A&M appeared in control. The - Bob Davie down passes, both in the first half and students paraded in T-shirts reading, "Bob second half of that game set tlie tone both to David Givens, leading the Irish Davie's Farewell Tour 2000." Neverthe­ for the rest of Notre Dame's season. to a 20-14 victory over Stanford. Each less, Davie forced himself to remain fo­ The defense held the Aggies to 10 of his next six starts yielded similar cused. points, Battle gained momentum and results. LoVecchio provided the charge "I kind of read something about those Setta proved he could kick. Notre Dame the Irish needed, rattling off seven con­ T-shirts, but I never actuaJly saw one," trampled a major football program and secutive victories and a 9-2 regular­ Davie says. "I guess I'm glad I didn't. picked up its first win in 10 months, season finish. Certainly I was aware of all the things putting to rest the prophesy that Notre "I think [LoVecchio] played a major swirling around, but I plan on being in Dame would begin 0-5. role [in the Irish success]," Battle says. "I coaching for a long time, and I understand "It's funny in retrospect looking back went down in the quarterback position. that that is all part of it. It was never that on comments at the beginning of the Matt stepped up as a freshman into a big big an issue with me from the beginning season, saying ND would go 0-5 and role and showed character and how he because when you start worrying about finish with a losing season," says de­ could lead this team." things like that, I think your priorities get fensive end Grant Irons. "The only Rogers was also impressed by out of line." people who believed in us were us, and LoVecchio's performance. "Because of Looking at last season's struggles, by that I mean the students, this team, who he was, he handled the situation Davie decided that defense was his top the coaching staff, the alumni and ev­ great," he says. "He's a guy who's calm, priority. In order to produce the com­ eryone who makes up the Notre Dame collected, really wasn't taken up with the plete turnaround necessary to be suc­ family." idea that!oe Montana played the position cessful at containing the nation's top Despite the victory, the Irish were or [that] we've got Southern Cal this week. offenses, Davie decided early that he far from over the hump. The top-ranked That's not part of his makeup, and, conse- would spend the majority of his time Cornhuskers rolled into town, and virtu­ quently, we were good enough with the drilling the defense. ally no one thought Notre Dame had any other 10 people on the field to get things "Last January, I made the decision that I FOURTH BY chance of victory. Four quarters later, the and, consequently, the offense went into a done for those seven games." was going to be totally involved with the Irish were tied at 21 with Nebraska. How- shell. " Finally, itwas whatthe other 10 people on GERARD defense and the special teams," he says. "I MESKILL . ever, they were without Irons, whom they The team's only hope was to get to the the field did that caught the nation's atten­ DOWN· just felt going into this season with the would later discover was lost for the sea­ open weekend following the Michigan tion. Notre Dame tied the NCAA record for problems we had on defense last year, with son. In addition, Battle was playing with State contest, since a single week was not fewest turnovers in a season, relinquishing In year five ofthe Davie Era, who we played this year ... that it was in our an injured wrist. A day after the game, enough time to completely revamp an the ball only eight times. best interests forme to spend the majority of Notre Dame discovered that Battle was offensive strategy. The campaign started "In an era where people are more reckless can the Irish maintain the momentum they my time with the defense and to call the also done for the year. The eventual 27-24 well, with a narrow victory over Purdue in with the football, to tie that record is really defenses." overtime loss was scarcely the worst news which the special teams supplied the ma­ a feat," Davie says. built this season? However, the Irish defense was not the of the weekend. jority of the offense. However, the luck of The 9-2 effort also impressed the com­ only part ofthe team that needed a serious Davie immediately searched for the an­ the Irish ran dry a week later in East missioner of the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, earn­ overhaul: Notre Dame's 1999 kicking swer to a question he had not anticipated: Lansing. Sparked by a late touchdown ing the Irish its first Bowl Championship e Fiesta Bowl is over. College foot­ ined a more daunting scenario. The program numbers were downright awful. The Irish Who would replace Arnaz Battle? Listen­ pass on fourth down, the Spartans de­ Series game appearance. Waiting for Notre ball analysts and fanatics have turned was coming off its worst season in more T: were only 8-18 on field-goal attempts, ing to the plea of several members of the feated Notre Dame, setting the Irish back Dame was upstart Oregon State University, their attention to next year, and one than 30 years; Notre Dame's defense al­ and they missed five PATs. Worse yet, team, Davie chose Gary Godsey, a 6-foot- to 2-2. a program that had recently broken a streak of the hot topics of debate is: "Has elite lowed more points than any in the history of Notre Dame failed to sign any kickers to 7,. 240-pound sophomore, rather than "What we were trying to do was get to the of28 consecutive losing seasons. Their hun­ football returned to South Bend?" Those that the school (27.6 ppg), and the kicking game replace Jim Sanson, who graduated last handing the ball to one of his three fresh­ open date," Rogers says. "We damn near ger was plainly evident, as they pounded the bleed blue and gold insist that a national title was atrocious. The man who gave Davie his spring. The position came down to a three­ men recruits. made it. Other than the long pass Michigan Irish in Tempe, Ariz., posting a 41-9 vic­ is merely a year or two away, while the Irish job, Athletic Director Mike Wadsworth, man race: Sanson's backup David Miller, The situation was a nightmare for State made, we had a chance of coming out tory. The embarrassing loss caused many to haters point out that the 41-9 bludgeoning in had been dismissed, and the projected start­ former Irish soccer player Matt McNew Rogers. "We used Arnaz Battle almost of that 3-1." conclude that Notre Dame did not belong in the Fiesta Bowl indicates that Notre Dame is ing quarterback, Arnaz Battle, had never and untested sophomore Nick Setta. The like he was another tailback back there," The offense was largely ineffective under the game at all. Rogers was not among this stilI riding a dying tradition. All eyes, both started a collegiate football game in his job appeared to be Miller's - until three he says. "We kinda designed the offense Godsey, and the fate of the football team crowd. hateful and hopeful, rest on Bob Davie, whose career. Some experts projected that the Irish days before the season opener against around him - in hindsight, probably too was handed to a freshman: Davie and Rogers "I certainly don't believe that if you tenure has been more serpentine than a coun­ would have to win at least eight or nine Texas A&M. Setta' s performance in prac­ much. So when Arnai Battle goes down, chose Matt LoVecchio to lead the Irish play them again that that kind of thing is try road and more ofa roller-coaster ride than games for Davie to even keep his job. To tice caused Davie to name him the starting now we have Gary Godsey in hand, [and] down the homestretch. going to happen," he says. "If they were Coney Island's Cyclone. make matters worse, Notre Dame faced an kicker against the Aggies. the option game is essentially no aid. He's "We get to the open date and things better than us, they weren't that much Coming into the 2000 football season, opening schedule that would have fright­ "People saw there were problems with not really the accomplished passer he have got to change," Rogers explains. better than us. That game is as disappoint­ head coach Bob Davie could not have imag- ened even Knute Rockne: No. 25 Texas the kicking game and wanted to make a needs to be because of his inexperience, "We have to get more production out of ing for me as any I've ever coached be- 20 SCHOLASTICS PORTS SCHOLASTICSPORTS . 21 r~-" - ..• --.-.. --~ .. - ... , cause I think we're a hell of a lot better coach Urban Meyer left Notre Dame to football team than we showed that night. become the head coach at Bowling Green I We flat out got out-played, we got out­ State University. The timing ofthis move is coached, and, essentially, we didn't pivotal, as Davie only recently decided to I started playing hockey when: I was Jerry's Jabber "It's funny in retro­ four years old, after a year of figure block." convert Battle into a receiver. Both Rogers Ruth Riley scored 29 spect looking back on Whether or not Notre Dame should and Battle were disappointed, but not dis­ skating. I was extremely graceful! points and had 12 rebounds in Notre Dame's cdmments at the be­ have fared better is irrelevant now. The couraged by Meyer's departure. Irish completed a stunning turnaround, "I was kind of hoping he'd stay and help If I could play any other sport at monumental 92-76 victory following a 5-7 season with an appear­ me [become a receiver]," Battle says. "He's Notre Dame, it would be: women's over No.1 Connecticut last gii[ming of the season, Monday. Kelley Siemon ance in a BCS bowl. But Notre Dame is such a great coach. Hopefully, coach Davie basketball, so I could battle Ruth Riley added 15 points, despite saying that NO would can go out and get a great coach, and he'll do and Kelley Siemon in the low post. not out of the danger zone. Going into playing with a broken wrist. go O~5andfinish with 2001, the Irish must fill major holes on just as great ajob." The victory snapped the the same defensive line that made 2000' s "Any time a coach leaves, it's never good," After my senior year, I wiII: hopefully Huskies' streak of 30 a "osing season. success a possibility. Notre Dame's big- Rogers adds. "Stability in the staff is one of continue playing hockey, or else I'll consecutive weeks as the gest loss is team MVP and the things that makes you successful." own my own bar in Cancun while lying nation's top-rated team aDd captain Anthony Denman, However, other than Meyer, stability on the beach all day. made the Irish No.1 in both who was the only 2000 on staff has been Notre Dame's greatest polls for the first time in Irish All-American (sec­ strength this off-season. Davie signed a The team that will win the Stanley school history. Riding the momentum from the victory ond team). However, the contact extension through 2005, Rogers Cup this year is: the Minnesota Wild. over Connecticut, Ericka Irish must also replace turned down the opportunity to be head I know they really have no chance, but Haney's 17-point effort led Tony Driver, Lance coach at Rutgers in order to remain offen­ I've got to root for my hometown team. the Irish to a 72-47 Legree, B.J. Scott and sive coordinator at Notre Dame and Kevin If it can't be them, then I'll go with the pounding of Seton Hall on Brock Williams, the latter White's position as athletic director is Colorado Avalanche. Sunday .... Troy Murphy opting last Friday to pass secure. scored 34 points and , ' on his fifth year of eligi­ Stability will be crucial in 2001, as the If I could compare myself with any recorded 16 rebounds in a bility in favor of entering Irish face one of the toughest schedules in NHL player, it would be: the scrappy laughable 74-60 victory the NFL draft. Irons's re­ school history, including the first contest in over No.8 Syracuse on legend, Dennis Maruk. I always Tuesday night. The turn should bring some sta­ Lincoln, Neb. againstthe Cornhuskers, who admired him for his grittiness when he Orangemen shot just 36.9 bility to the defense, but finished No.8 in the AP poll after routing played with the Minnesota North Stars. percent while turning the without more help, the Northwestern 66-17 in the Alamo Bowl. Now I get to play on the same team ball over 21 times. Preston team could suffer. Davie has an added concern for this contest. with his son, Jon. Shumpert led Syracuse "It's going to be tough," "I don't have the exact statistics, but I bet with 25 points, including six Irons says. "[Driver, Legree, , Nebraska has lost one game out of the last I think the movie Slap Shot is: 3-point baskets. The Irish are 10-2 at home this year Scott and Williams] are spe­ 60 at home," he says. probably the greatest movie ever made. The Irish then have an open weekend .. .. Matt Fabricant finished cial players and special I was a little disappointed it never won people. You can't replace before nine straight weeks without another 9-0 in sabre competition an Oscar. those players, those people. bye week. They first travel to face Purdue in and foilist Ozren Debic finished 11-1 as Notre But we do have a great West Lafayette, Ind., another hostile col­ The hardest part of playing hockey Dame fencing defeated nucleus returning to the de­ lege football environment. Then, following is: getting beat up by bigger guys. Saint John's (15-12), Yale fensive line, and we're ex­ a home date against Michigan State, the IRISH (18-9), NYU (18-9), and cited to get to winter ­ Irish travel south to play Texas A&M under Columbia (16-11) in New The best part of playing hockey is: ing to see what we can do." the September Texas sun: York on Sunday. Freshman The offensive situation "Those games we played at home last beating up the smaller guys and scoring Jessie Filkins (7-1) led the I goals. women but had little I presents an additional challenge. Rumors year [Nebraska, Purdue and Texas A&M], i support as the Irish went 1- l, Tjhe only people EYES are swirling that freshman quarterback now we have to go play those teams on the I ..".", Jared Clark is considering leaving Notre road," Davie says. "We have to be that If I could be any cartoon character, 3 on the weekend stint .... who believed intls Notre Dame track and field I"' .' . "' .:',' . Dame, since LoVecchio is established and much better next year than we were this it would be: Homer Simpson, because ON opened the 2001 indoor the guy has the greatest lifestyle: he w~re us, and by that the program is rapidly promoting Carlyle year." season with victories over I ", . ':" .. .' .. rarely works, has a loving wife and Holiday. Regardless, Notre Dame would "You're talking about playing nine Senior Ryan Dolder, a marketing major from Ball State and Western I mean the students, , .. spends 95 percent of his time at Mo's I . ;.. once again be one injury away from a straight games with no open date," Rogers Hutchinson, Minn., was recently nominated for the Michigan on both the men's quarterback without a single collegiate adds. "You've got a hell of a schedule to Tavern. and women's sides. On the thisI team,...' .. the coach-.... game played. Davie denies any prospect play. 2001 Humanitarian Award, which is presented an­ , women's side, Tameisha ingstaff,'the alumni,,· ofClark considering a departure, although didn't just happen," he nually to a college hockey player who has made a Between Britney Spears and King won the 60-meter ~ ,'. : .'" "Nine-and~iwo high hurdles, 60-meter a~d everyone· €]Ise he failed to support his refutation. continues. "It was a concerted effort of a lot significant,difference to his team, program, school Christina Aguilera, I would pick: "There are always going to be rumors," of people in there [in the football depart­ Britney Spears by a long shot. Not only dash and the long jump, and community. Dolder, a right wing and captain of while Tom Gilbert w~omakes up the Davie says, chuckling. "I fully expect Jared ment]. They've got the ability to take us from is she much better looking, but the the Irish squad, currently leads the team with 12 captured the 200-meter run N6tre IJame family." .. Clark to be here competing for a starting a 9-2 season and a BCS invitation back to a frequent party-goers at Club 7 seem to and the long jump for the I .,. . . , goals and i~,tied for second in assists. position." BCSinvitation,and into a position where we appreciate her music much more. men. Nick Setta placed .can win'a nationaJ Ghampionship in the next ;!." - Grant Irons. The wide receivers are without a coach. second in the 500-meter j" k_.-'-' __• __ . __ .:. ____..:..-----:. .. _._.k._' ______~. _____.. Shortly after the USC game, wide receivers couple of years. That's the goal." D - Jessica Dalles run. o

22 SCHOLASTICS PORTS SCHOLASTICS PORTS 23 r~-" - ..• --.-.. --~ .. - ... , cause I think we're a hell of a lot better coach Urban Meyer left Notre Dame to football team than we showed that night. become the head coach at Bowling Green I We flat out got out-played, we got out­ State University. The timing ofthis move is coached, and, essentially, we didn't pivotal, as Davie only recently decided to I started playing hockey when: I was Jerry's Jabber "It's funny in retro­ four years old, after a year of figure block." convert Battle into a receiver. Both Rogers Ruth Riley scored 29 spect looking back on Whether or not Notre Dame should and Battle were disappointed, but not dis­ skating. I was extremely graceful! points and had 12 rebounds in Notre Dame's cdmments at the be­ have fared better is irrelevant now. The couraged by Meyer's departure. Irish completed a stunning turnaround, "I was kind of hoping he'd stay and help If I could play any other sport at monumental 92-76 victory following a 5-7 season with an appear­ me [become a receiver]," Battle says. "He's Notre Dame, it would be: women's over No.1 Connecticut last gii[ming of the season, Monday. Kelley Siemon ance in a BCS bowl. But Notre Dame is such a great coach. Hopefully, coach Davie basketball, so I could battle Ruth Riley added 15 points, despite saying that NO would can go out and get a great coach, and he'll do and Kelley Siemon in the low post. not out of the danger zone. Going into playing with a broken wrist. go O~5andfinish with 2001, the Irish must fill major holes on just as great ajob." The victory snapped the the same defensive line that made 2000' s "Any time a coach leaves, it's never good," After my senior year, I wiII: hopefully Huskies' streak of 30 a "osing season. success a possibility. Notre Dame's big- Rogers adds. "Stability in the staff is one of continue playing hockey, or else I'll consecutive weeks as the gest loss is team MVP and the things that makes you successful." own my own bar in Cancun while lying nation's top-rated team aDd captain Anthony Denman, However, other than Meyer, stability on the beach all day. made the Irish No.1 in both who was the only 2000 on staff has been Notre Dame's greatest polls for the first time in Irish All-American (sec­ strength this off-season. Davie signed a The team that will win the Stanley school history. Riding the momentum from the victory ond team). However, the contact extension through 2005, Rogers Cup this year is: the Minnesota Wild. over Connecticut, Ericka Irish must also replace turned down the opportunity to be head I know they really have no chance, but Haney's 17-point effort led Tony Driver, Lance coach at Rutgers in order to remain offen­ I've got to root for my hometown team. the Irish to a 72-47 Legree, B.J. Scott and sive coordinator at Notre Dame and Kevin If it can't be them, then I'll go with the pounding of Seton Hall on Brock Williams, the latter White's position as athletic director is Colorado Avalanche. Sunday .... Troy Murphy opting last Friday to pass secure. scored 34 points and , ' on his fifth year of eligi­ Stability will be crucial in 2001, as the If I could compare myself with any recorded 16 rebounds in a bility in favor of entering Irish face one of the toughest schedules in NHL player, it would be: the scrappy laughable 74-60 victory the NFL draft. Irons's re­ school history, including the first contest in over No.8 Syracuse on legend, Dennis Maruk. I always Tuesday night. The turn should bring some sta­ Lincoln, Neb. againstthe Cornhuskers, who admired him for his grittiness when he Orangemen shot just 36.9 bility to the defense, but finished No.8 in the AP poll after routing played with the Minnesota North Stars. percent while turning the without more help, the Northwestern 66-17 in the Alamo Bowl. Now I get to play on the same team ball over 21 times. Preston team could suffer. Davie has an added concern for this contest. with his son, Jon. Shumpert led Syracuse "It's going to be tough," "I don't have the exact statistics, but I bet with 25 points, including six Irons says. "[Driver, Legree, , Nebraska has lost one game out of the last I think the movie Slap Shot is: 3-point baskets. The Irish are 10-2 at home this year Scott and Williams] are spe­ 60 at home," he says. probably the greatest movie ever made. The Irish then have an open weekend .. .. Matt Fabricant finished cial players and special I was a little disappointed it never won people. You can't replace before nine straight weeks without another 9-0 in sabre competition an Oscar. those players, those people. bye week. They first travel to face Purdue in and foilist Ozren Debic finished 11-1 as Notre But we do have a great West Lafayette, Ind., another hostile col­ The hardest part of playing hockey Dame fencing defeated nucleus returning to the de­ lege football environment. Then, following is: getting beat up by bigger guys. Saint John's (15-12), Yale fensive line, and we're ex­ a home date against Michigan State, the IRISH (18-9), NYU (18-9), and cited to get to winter train­ Irish travel south to play Texas A&M under Columbia (16-11) in New The best part of playing hockey is: ing to see what we can do." the September Texas sun: York on Sunday. Freshman The offensive situation "Those games we played at home last beating up the smaller guys and scoring Jessie Filkins (7-1) led the I goals. women but had little I presents an additional challenge. Rumors year [Nebraska, Purdue and Texas A&M], i support as the Irish went 1- l, Tjhe only people EYES are swirling that freshman quarterback now we have to go play those teams on the I ..".", Jared Clark is considering leaving Notre road," Davie says. "We have to be that If I could be any cartoon character, 3 on the weekend stint .... who believed intls Notre Dame track and field I"' .' . "' .:',' . Dame, since LoVecchio is established and much better next year than we were this it would be: Homer Simpson, because ON opened the 2001 indoor the guy has the greatest lifestyle: he w~re us, and by that the program is rapidly promoting Carlyle year." season with victories over I ", . ':" .. .' .. rarely works, has a loving wife and Holiday. Regardless, Notre Dame would "You're talking about playing nine Senior Ryan Dolder, a marketing major from Ball State and Western I mean the students, , .. spends 95 percent of his time at Mo's I . ;.. once again be one injury away from a straight games with no open date," Rogers Hutchinson, Minn., was recently nominated for the Michigan on both the men's quarterback without a single collegiate adds. "You've got a hell of a schedule to Tavern. and women's sides. On the thisI team,...' .. the coach-.... game played. Davie denies any prospect play. 2001 Humanitarian Award, which is presented an­ , women's side, Tameisha ingstaff,'the alumni,,· ofClark considering a departure, although didn't just happen," he nually to a college hockey player who has made a Between Britney Spears and King won the 60-meter ~ ,'. : .'" "Nine-and~iwo high hurdles, 60-meter a~d everyone· €]Ise he failed to support his refutation. continues. "It was a concerted effort of a lot significant,difference to his team, program, school Christina Aguilera, I would pick: "There are always going to be rumors," of people in there [in the football depart­ Britney Spears by a long shot. Not only dash and the long jump, and community. Dolder, a right wing and captain of while Tom Gilbert w~omakes up the Davie says, chuckling. "I fully expect Jared ment]. They've got the ability to take us from is she much better looking, but the the Irish squad, currently leads the team with 12 captured the 200-meter run N6tre IJame family." .. Clark to be here competing for a starting a 9-2 season and a BCS invitation back to a frequent party-goers at Club 7 seem to and the long jump for the I .,. . . , goals and i~,tied for second in assists. position." BCSinvitation,and into a position where we appreciate her music much more. men. Nick Setta placed .can win'a nationaJ Ghampionship in the next ;!." - Grant Irons. The wide receivers are without a coach. second in the 500-meter j" k_.-'-' __• __ . __ .:. ____..:..-----:. .. _._.k._' ______~. _____.. Shortly after the USC game, wide receivers couple of years. That's the goal." D - Jessica Dalles run. o

22 SCHOLASTICS PORTS SCHOLASTICS PORTS 23 , - games, and, often, with the aid of the green and gold, the team emerged at kickoff in . - .- o· . _ , , jerseys, the Irish have come out on top. The white jerseys with green letters and green • ROCKY ROAD 1-992 -' ,' .. ".' . 1992 Sugar Bowl, which pitted the 18th­ socks. Although coaches Ara Parsegian and ranked Irish against the third-ranked Florida Dan Devine had found success in green, Gators, was a prime example. Holtz had yet to clothe one of his teams in Rock at Your Own Risk Notre Dame came into the 1991 season green. "I just thought that it was a special with something to prove. The loss of a occasion with the adversity we wentthrough 4. look at some live entertainment that will be passing through the area significant portion of the team's defense at the end of the season," Holtz explained BY JESSICA DAUES due to graduation had caused the media to after the game. "The shirts just seemed like doubt the squad's ability. Nevertheless, a good idea, and I went with my gut feel­ hen the music is s6 loud you .April '6 at the Metro. Malkmus fronted the FROZEN Notre Dame's first performance of the sea­ ing." W. . feel as if it's playing inside recently disbanded Pavement, and he is i.·.CO.·..••. ;~I~... :GA .. T .• -TRACT.· ... IO.•.. ·. NS .•••... I son inspired confidence, as the Irish de­ Seemingly unfazed by Notre Dame's '. of you; when the drummeris among the foxiest people in indie rock. (It's : Arena:Rock: .," .. feated their cross-state rivals, the Indiana color change, the Gators came into the losing his mind but clinging to his sticks; OOB policy to say that looks don't matter, MOMENTS Hooisers, 49-27. game ready to play, scoring a quick seven 'when ahigh-school girl hoists herselfup but I've already got my ticket.) ··:t~k~~~O~~~idA~~f:.teFU!~e~n~~:·1 The Irish losttheir second game to Michi­ points in their first possession. The de­ 011. the: stage for a kiss from the lead Since we don 'thave any former Monkees Rosemont, IL...... 1 1 gan but quickly bounced back to win their fense came together after the first Gator singer; when the magenta, red and blue visiting our school, you might want to trek ~Fi"i"03/02M~tbhboxT""~rJty, ..... next four. Notre Dame then went on to win touchdown, using Holtz's defensive plan stage lights flash upon shimmering gui-' to Moraine Valley Community College in a tough game against Air Force, but not to hold the explosive Florida offense to 16 tar strings; when the ground is vibrating Palos Hills, Ill. to spend the evening of without paying a price. Notre Dame's al­ points at halftime while the struggling beneath your feet to a degree that makes January 27 with dreamy Davy Jones. And if 1~£~~r~~:&~~:~:~:"t;s::~J ready-shallow defense suffered two casual­ Irish offense managed to score seven you wonder :U~andp.J.;HarVey, Unitedyerit~r,~"··· if you might be floating­ you think you have what it takes to be just .. Chicago.' .. .. . '.' ties in the game: junior right tackle Eric points. is there any place you'd rather be? As far one degree from Kevin Bacon, don't miss Jones and sophomore nose tackle Bryant Realizing that a running game might be as I can tell,' nothing quite equals the The Bacon Brothers at the Young. "We won a football game tonight, more effective than the passing strategy he airborne electricity at a_ on February 16. !Suri (}2't11Carrot but lost a team," head coach Lou Holtz was using, Holtz changed his offensive plan good live show, so this Although he won't be Top,MorrisP~r'; forming Arts Center.' " said. at halftime. The Irish responded by driving edition of OOB will playing any music on his Lou Holtz's 1991 team under­ 'Sun 02/25 George Ca.r1ini·Morris After the Air Force game, Notre Dame 64 yards on their first possession. By the highlight some upcom­ current tour, Henry achieved during the regular Perfo~ming Arts Center. •...... , went 3-2, finishing out its season with a end of the third quarter, Notre Dame had ing area performances. Rollins, former Black season, but Lou and the Irish near-collapse against Hawaii, defeating the scored a field goal and a touchdown to make (All shows take place Flag frontman and leader '1 stepped up for the 1992 Sugar ·~~e~~()6~s~.OM~r~~ap:~0~~i~g,1~: Rainbows 48-42. With the pre-game spread the score 17-16. In the fourth quarter, the Irish in Chicago, unless oth­ ofthe Rollins Band, will 1 Center~ .. ", 'j Bowl, overcoming the odds and favoring the Irish by 24 points, however, the continued their offensive explosion as sopho­ erwise noted.) be sharing some spoken bad jokes to defeat Florida. victory was anything but sweet. more fullback Jerome Bettis rushed for 100 I'm delighted to in­ word. But leave your !AlsoOn ·Tour;>. "...... '. i ,"1 While Notre Dame's 9-3 season earned· yards and scored three touchdowns. The Irish form you that Glen bongos at home, kids, be­ ~Thu .01/25 '. Everlast with Dexter '11 NOTRE DAME: 39 it an 18th ranking in the polls, the Irish's defense did their part as well, allowing the Phillips, the former cause when Hank cel­ UNIVERSTY OF FLORIDA.: 28 drawing power earned a spot in the 1992 Gators only two field goals and a touchdown. lead singer of Toad ebrates his 40th birthday 1,~J::~isg1/~~?~'~~~g~~:s~~:~~i~; .'. Sugar Bowl. Pitted against the heavily Astime expired, the scoreboard showedNotre the Wet Sprocket, the at Chicago's Vic Theatre I Hits-Car,. Fe.arFac~ory, Kittie~SIa.ves· .... 1 favored, No.3-ranked Florida Gators, few Dame 39, Florida 28. now-disbanded favor- . on February 13, his ven­ .... On DopeandLJnlon Underground, j [ Riviera Theatre, Chicago.> believed the Irish could win this game after Holtz and the team left the Superdome ite band of my ~arly omous poetics will knock >...... ••...... j lthough Notre Dame's colors are such a lacklusterperformance against Hawaii. victorious, although few besides Holtz teenage years, will be playing at the berets right off your heads. I haven't .... ~ato. 2(24.... ;ln.. terna. ti.o.n... aIA~c.ordicin. ':j Aofficially blue and gold, Irish Jokes circulated around the New Orleans would have predicted it. "I had a feeling we Schuba's on February 17. But if sweet­ seen Rollins live before, but I've seen : . Night, OldT.ownScho,oI,ChlcCigo; .... coaches have always reserved the French Quarter. (What's the difference be­ would play very well," a smiling Holtz said voiced Glen isn't enough of an outlaw Weezer quite a few times. On Friday ,March ..•...•• son:·?2i2,5.The ~~\}JPorncigrapl1ers~: I • The, Hideout; Ghlcago, . . '...... 'j' right to change them when it fits the occa­ tween Notre Dame and Cheerios? Cheerios after the game. "I plan on getting into Pat for your taste, check out Steve Earle at 9, they'll rock Chicago's Aragon Theatre, r.·. 'S~t O.3/()3' MorbidAngel;Panterp., sion. Knute Rockne himself was a master of belong in a bowl.) With the game still days O'Brien's [a popularnightspot in the French the Riviera Theatre on February 23. sans bassist Matt Sharp, who left the band I •andSoulfly,' UIC Pavilion,Ghicago. the psychological ploy ofthe color-switch, away, it seemed the champion had already Quarter] tonight. I've been waiting to get in to pursue his own projects. I have to admit He's been married about six times, beat :'nieoaj20,Wed 03/21 [)uran Duran; : using a navy-to-green transformation to un­ been crowned. since we got here, but I haven't left the hotel a heroin addiction andhcis done some that I've had a crush on Mr. Sharp since early : Ho·useOfBil!es;Chicago:.;· .. ' nerve and defeat unsuspecting Navy teams The Irish arrived at the New Orleans yet!" Giving the reporters a wink, Lou went jail time, so the least you could do is high school, but I'm hoping that his absence "~Fri03j~3 APeiiectCirGlea~d Sr1~ke :1 in 1927 and '28. Since then, green jerseys Superdome on January 1 with little to lose. offto celebrate one of the biggest upsets in attend his show.. from the band will help me to focus on the ". HiverConspiracy, . Aragon .Theatre .. " ' have been resurrected for many important After warming up in their traditional navy Notre Dame history. 0 Get a head start on St. .Patrick's Day music, instead of his rock-star loveliness. .' ChicagQ~' \. .:":./ .. :;'.' this year andcatchThe Irish Rovers at· Unfortunately, there aren't any tickets avail­ ·.···:~F·r(:·,()4i1 ~·fSat4/14cOwb9Y:M.()Uih·.: the Irish-American Heritage Center on able to either Rollins or Weezerrightnow, but March 8. Also, you wori't want to miss don't lose hope - according to , L;~~!~e~~r~~r'~~~~l,~e~;id.s,', Riding a victory over No.8 Though Georgetown may The Irish have run hot and Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks on some seats might open up. 0 Syracuse, Notre Dame be in the top 10, this cold this season, winning meets another highly weekend Notre Dame games against top-ranked regarded basketball team shows the Hoyas it takes teams only to drop matches facing a midseason funk. more than two wins against lesser opponents. SPORT: MEN'S BASKETBALL The Irish expose the against Seton Hall to stay Georgetown, on the other OPPONENT: GEORGETOWN Hoyas as the overrated there. The game stays' hand, has played consis­ WHERE: MCI CENTER team they are, posting a close, however, and the tently well. Look for them to WASHINGTON D.C. convincing 84-72 victory. Irish win 82-79. " beat the Irish 92-86. WHEN: SATURDAY 12:00 P.M. - Gerard Meskill - Jessica Daues - Jim Pastore Sports Editor Assistant Sports Editor Editor in Chief byKara luaro

24· SCHOLASTICSPORTS SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT 25 , - games, and, often, with the aid of the green and gold, the team emerged at kickoff in . - .- o· . _ , , jerseys, the Irish have come out on top. The white jerseys with green letters and green • ROCKY ROAD 1-992 -' ,' .. ".' . 1992 Sugar Bowl, which pitted the 18th­ socks. Although coaches Ara Parsegian and ranked Irish against the third-ranked Florida Dan Devine had found success in green, Gators, was a prime example. Holtz had yet to clothe one of his teams in Rock at Your Own Risk Notre Dame came into the 1991 season green. "I just thought that it was a special with something to prove. The loss of a occasion with the adversity we wentthrough 4. look at some live entertainment that will be passing through the area significant portion of the team's defense at the end of the season," Holtz explained BY JESSICA DAUES due to graduation had caused the media to after the game. "The shirts just seemed like doubt the squad's ability. Nevertheless, a good idea, and I went with my gut feel­ hen the music is s6 loud you .April '6 at the Metro. Malkmus fronted the FROZEN Notre Dame's first performance of the sea­ ing." W. . feel as if it's playing inside recently disbanded Pavement, and he is i.·.CO.·..••. ;~I~... :GA .. T .• -TRACT.· ... IO.•.. ·. NS .•••... I son inspired confidence, as the Irish de­ Seemingly unfazed by Notre Dame's '. of you; when the drummeris among the foxiest people in indie rock. (It's : Arena:Rock: .," .. feated their cross-state rivals, the Indiana color change, the Gators came into the losing his mind but clinging to his sticks; OOB policy to say that looks don't matter, MOMENTS Hooisers, 49-27. game ready to play, scoring a quick seven 'when ahigh-school girl hoists herselfup but I've already got my ticket.) ··:t~k~~~O~~~idA~~f:.teFU!~e~n~~:·1 The Irish losttheir second game to Michi­ points in their first possession. The de­ 011. the: stage for a kiss from the lead Since we don 'thave any former Monkees Rosemont, IL...... 1 1 gan but quickly bounced back to win their fense came together after the first Gator singer; when the magenta, red and blue visiting our school, you might want to trek ~Fi"i"03/02M~tbhboxT""~rJty, ..... next four. Notre Dame then went on to win touchdown, using Holtz's defensive plan stage lights flash upon shimmering gui-' to Moraine Valley Community College in a tough game against Air Force, but not to hold the explosive Florida offense to 16 tar strings; when the ground is vibrating Palos Hills, Ill. to spend the evening of without paying a price. Notre Dame's al­ points at halftime while the struggling beneath your feet to a degree that makes January 27 with dreamy Davy Jones. And if 1~£~~r~~:&~~:~:~:"t;s::~J ready-shallow defense suffered two casual­ Irish offense managed to score seven you wonder :U~andp.J.;HarVey, Unitedyerit~r,~"··· if you might be floating­ you think you have what it takes to be just .. Chicago.' .. .. . '.' ties in the game: junior right tackle Eric points. is there any place you'd rather be? As far one degree from Kevin Bacon, don't miss Jones and sophomore nose tackle Bryant Realizing that a running game might be as I can tell,' nothing quite equals the The Bacon Brothers at the House Of Blues Young. "We won a football game tonight, more effective than the passing strategy he airborne electricity at a_ on February 16. !Suri (}2't11Carrot but lost a team," head coach Lou Holtz was using, Holtz changed his offensive plan good live show, so this Although he won't be Top,MorrisP~r'; forming Arts Center.' " said. at halftime. The Irish responded by driving edition of OOB will playing any music on his Lou Holtz's 1991 team under­ 'Sun 02/25 George Ca.r1ini·Morris After the Air Force game, Notre Dame 64 yards on their first possession. By the highlight some upcom­ current tour, Henry achieved during the regular Perfo~ming Arts Center. •...... , went 3-2, finishing out its season with a end of the third quarter, Notre Dame had ing area performances. Rollins, former Black season, but Lou and the Irish near-collapse against Hawaii, defeating the scored a field goal and a touchdown to make (All shows take place Flag frontman and leader '1 stepped up for the 1992 Sugar ·~~e~~()6~s~.OM~r~~ap:~0~~i~g,1~: Rainbows 48-42. With the pre-game spread the score 17-16. In the fourth quarter, the Irish in Chicago, unless oth­ ofthe Rollins Band, will 1 Center~ .. ", 'j Bowl, overcoming the odds and favoring the Irish by 24 points, however, the continued their offensive explosion as sopho­ erwise noted.) be sharing some spoken bad jokes to defeat Florida. victory was anything but sweet. more fullback Jerome Bettis rushed for 100 I'm delighted to in­ word. But leave your !AlsoOn ·Tour;>. "...... '. i ,"1 While Notre Dame's 9-3 season earned· yards and scored three touchdowns. The Irish form you that Glen bongos at home, kids, be­ ~Thu .01/25 '. Everlast with Dexter '11 NOTRE DAME: 39 it an 18th ranking in the polls, the Irish's defense did their part as well, allowing the Phillips, the former cause when Hank cel­ UNIVERSTY OF FLORIDA.: 28 drawing power earned a spot in the 1992 Gators only two field goals and a touchdown. lead singer of Toad ebrates his 40th birthday 1,~J::~isg1/~~?~'~~~g~~:s~~:~~i~; .'. Sugar Bowl. Pitted against the heavily Astime expired, the scoreboard showedNotre the Wet Sprocket, the at Chicago's Vic Theatre I Hits-Car,. Fe.arFac~ory, Kittie~SIa.ves· .... 1 favored, No.3-ranked Florida Gators, few Dame 39, Florida 28. now-disbanded favor- . on February 13, his ven­ .... On DopeandLJnlon Underground, j [ Riviera Theatre, Chicago.> believed the Irish could win this game after Holtz and the team left the Superdome ite band of my ~arly omous poetics will knock >...... ••...... j lthough Notre Dame's colors are such a lacklusterperformance against Hawaii. victorious, although few besides Holtz teenage years, will be playing at the berets right off your heads. I haven't .... ~ato. 2(24.... ;ln.. terna. ti.o.n... aIA~c.ordicin. ':j Aofficially blue and gold, Irish Jokes circulated around the New Orleans would have predicted it. "I had a feeling we Schuba's on February 17. But if sweet­ seen Rollins live before, but I've seen : . Night, OldT.ownScho,oI,ChlcCigo; .... coaches have always reserved the French Quarter. (What's the difference be­ would play very well," a smiling Holtz said voiced Glen isn't enough of an outlaw Weezer quite a few times. On Friday ,March ..•...•• son:·?2i2,5.The ~~\}JPorncigrapl1ers~: I • The, Hideout; Ghlcago, . . '...... 'j' right to change them when it fits the occa­ tween Notre Dame and Cheerios? Cheerios after the game. "I plan on getting into Pat for your taste, check out Steve Earle at 9, they'll rock Chicago's Aragon Theatre, r.·. 'S~t O.3/()3' MorbidAngel;Panterp., sion. Knute Rockne himself was a master of belong in a bowl.) With the game still days O'Brien's [a popularnightspot in the French the Riviera Theatre on February 23. sans bassist Matt Sharp, who left the band I •andSoulfly,' UIC Pavilion,Ghicago. the psychological ploy ofthe color-switch, away, it seemed the champion had already Quarter] tonight. I've been waiting to get in to pursue his own projects. I have to admit He's been married about six times, beat :'nieoaj20,Wed 03/21 [)uran Duran; : using a navy-to-green transformation to un­ been crowned. since we got here, but I haven't left the hotel a heroin addiction andhcis done some that I've had a crush on Mr. Sharp since early : Ho·useOfBil!es;Chicago:.;· .. ' nerve and defeat unsuspecting Navy teams The Irish arrived at the New Orleans yet!" Giving the reporters a wink, Lou went jail time, so the least you could do is high school, but I'm hoping that his absence "~Fri03j~3 APeiiectCirGlea~d Sr1~ke :1 in 1927 and '28. Since then, green jerseys Superdome on January 1 with little to lose. offto celebrate one of the biggest upsets in attend his show.. from the band will help me to focus on the ". HiverConspiracy, . Aragon .Theatre .. " ' have been resurrected for many important After warming up in their traditional navy Notre Dame history. 0 Get a head start on St. .Patrick's Day music, instead of his rock-star loveliness. .' ChicagQ~' \. .:":./ .. :;'.' this year andcatchThe Irish Rovers at· Unfortunately, there aren't any tickets avail­ ·.···:~F·r(:·,()4i1 ~·fSat4/14cOwb9Y:M.()Uih·.: the Irish-American Heritage Center on able to either Rollins or Weezerrightnow, but March 8. Also, you wori't want to miss don't lose hope - according to Ticketmaster, L;~~!~e~~r~~r'~~~~l,~e~;id.s,', Riding a victory over No.8 Though Georgetown may The Irish have run hot and Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks on some seats might open up. 0 Syracuse, Notre Dame be in the top 10, this cold this season, winning meets another highly weekend Notre Dame games against top-ranked regarded basketball team shows the Hoyas it takes teams only to drop matches facing a midseason funk. more than two wins against lesser opponents. SPORT: MEN'S BASKETBALL The Irish expose the against Seton Hall to stay Georgetown, on the other OPPONENT: GEORGETOWN Hoyas as the overrated there. The game stays' hand, has played consis­ WHERE: MCI CENTER team they are, posting a close, however, and the tently well. Look for them to WASHINGTON D.C. convincing 84-72 victory. Irish win 82-79. " beat the Irish 92-86. WHEN: SATURDAY 12:00 P.M. - Gerard Meskill - Jessica Daues - Jim Pastore Sports Editor Assistant Sports Editor Editor in Chief byKara luaro

24· SCHOLASTICSPORTS SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT 25 movies raises thought-provoking questions, the Holocaust mov­ Against the Current ies showing from Thursday, March 22, to Saturday, March 24, demand particular attention. Sponsored by the Notre Dame The Snite Museum offers more than just mainstream films Holocaust Project, the film series, "Through the Eyes of Strang­ ers: A Film Perspective of the Holocaust," features four films that explore human behavior during the terror of the Nazi regime. The stories tell of siblings who return to Europe to learn ter, but our chairman, Don Crafton, who about the death of their parents at Auschwitz, of the only two was just named one of two inaugural Acad­ Jewish survivors of aN azi -occupied town in and of other emy Film Scholars by the Academy of individuals that reacted to the Holocaust by questioning faith Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, over­ and society. sees the choices. We look for recent titles, "We're not showing films to make money, we're trying to both US and foreign, that perhaps weren't educate and make the art of filmmaking - both domestic screened in South Bend, or have been filmmaking and international filmmaking - accessible to the overlooked by the mall megaplexes. The community," Mandell says. Snite series tends to be more 'art house,' Yet another weekend that deserves special attention is the including foreign titles, smaller indepen­ KNEE-DEEP Andrew McDonnell wades through philosophical issues 12th annual Notre Dame Student Film Festival, which will be dent films, etc. in nature, while the and an ice-cold river with South Bend fishermen in Sean Daily's film Two held from January 26 to 29. The festival features the best short in the Smoker. DeBartolo series generally is mainstream films produced in FTT classes this year, which, in contrast to last box-office hits." social life for weeks at a time. I've had a couple of lO-hour year, will be "lighter and more on the humorous side," according "We used to show many more films to shoots over the past couple of years. And even if you pour your to Mandell. "Last year was perceived as very heavy on the the public - about six to eight films heart !llld soul into a film, that doesn't mean it's going to be any social, sexual and political issues side, whereas this year, my during the weekdays - but the prohibi­ good." guess is that the students who come to laugh will be rewarded 10 tive costs of the 16-mm film rentals, along Nevertheless, he stresses that the satisfaction of completing a times over," he says. ~ with the increased access to higher-qual­ film certainly merits the lost time and sleep. "Once you've spent Although the bill offare may prove more lighthearted than in . the hundreds of hours and actually get something done, there is ity screenings in DVD, have reduced our years past, the faculty and students agree that the films will be public Snite screenings to just Monday an incredible feeling of accomplishment," he says, "and if just as good, products of just as much dedication. Senior Rick people actually like what you've made, it makes everything that evenings and weekends," Mandell says. Silvestrini, who will be showing his Blind Date #42 at the much more worth it." 0 "Plus, the new stadium took away all our festival, goes so far as to say: "Making a good student film is one parking. However, there are many class­ of the most difficult challenges Notre Dame has to offer. Film­ Tom Repetto writes this issue's "Final Word" on how he makes room film screeriings during the week­ making is so labor-intensive that it completely destroys your his films sexy, page 32. nights for FTT film courses. So, we're actually showing more films than we ever have to our students, but not to the public at large." Mandell hopes to increase public show­ ings with the improvement of sound and picture-projection quality at the Snite, as well as the opening of the new perform­ ing-arts center, scheduled for the fall of 2003. The center will b~ast a state-of-the­ art movie theater, which will show films every night of the week. "r think that'll be a cool place to go on campus," Mandell says. "The act of' going to the movies' CARRIESWEENEY Friday and Saturday nights, it will be will definitely be back on campus." showing everything from the macabre The result of such ambitious efforts is fthe thought of being sU.bjected to yet 1999 directorial debut of Sofia Coppola, perhaps one of the best semesters of film Ianother commercial in which Tom The Virgin Suicides, to classics like Citi­ in quite a while at Notre Dame. Movies Hanks battles the elements in Cast- zen Kane and Casablanca, as part of the include some that did receive some atten­ away makes you nauseous (and not be­ Cinema at the Snite program, which has tion from the mainstream press, such as cause you're seasick), and you just can't been providing students with non-main­ Pleasantville and the darkly comicAmeri­ bear another movie starring Mel Gibson, stream films since the late 1970s. can Psycho, as well as other highly ac­ Helen Hunt or Matt Damon, the Snite "The weekend titles are chosen by a claimed, yet not widely distributed films Museum might be able to help. After a group of film, television and theater fac­ like Dancer in the Dark, which took home holiday season packed with blockbusters, ulty members," says FTT professor Ted. the Palme d'Or award from the 2000 the Snite offers a spring semester full of Mandell. "The committee that chooses Cannes Film Festival. movies of a different variety. On Monday, the films varies from semester to semes- Although each of the carefully selected

26 SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT movies raises thought-provoking questions, the Holocaust mov­ Against the Current ies showing from Thursday, March 22, to Saturday, March 24, demand particular attention. Sponsored by the Notre Dame The Snite Museum offers more than just mainstream films Holocaust Project, the film series, "Through the Eyes of Strang­ ers: A Film Perspective of the Holocaust," features four films that explore human behavior during the terror of the Nazi regime. The stories tell of siblings who return to Europe to learn ter, but our chairman, Don Crafton, who about the death of their parents at Auschwitz, of the only two was just named one of two inaugural Acad­ Jewish survivors of aN azi -occupied town in France and of other emy Film Scholars by the Academy of individuals that reacted to the Holocaust by questioning faith Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, over­ and society. sees the choices. We look for recent titles, "We're not showing films to make money, we're trying to both US and foreign, that perhaps weren't educate and make the art of filmmaking - both domestic screened in South Bend, or have been filmmaking and international filmmaking - accessible to the overlooked by the mall megaplexes. The community," Mandell says. Snite series tends to be more 'art house,' Yet another weekend that deserves special attention is the including foreign titles, smaller indepen­ KNEE-DEEP Andrew McDonnell wades through philosophical issues 12th annual Notre Dame Student Film Festival, which will be dent films, etc. in nature, while the and an ice-cold river with South Bend fishermen in Sean Daily's film Two held from January 26 to 29. The festival features the best short in the Smoker. DeBartolo series generally is mainstream films produced in FTT classes this year, which, in contrast to last box-office hits." social life for weeks at a time. I've had a couple of lO-hour year, will be "lighter and more on the humorous side," according "We used to show many more films to shoots over the past couple of years. And even if you pour your to Mandell. "Last year was perceived as very heavy on the the public - about six to eight films heart !llld soul into a film, that doesn't mean it's going to be any social, sexual and political issues side, whereas this year, my during the weekdays - but the prohibi­ good." guess is that the students who come to laugh will be rewarded 10 tive costs of the 16-mm film rentals, along Nevertheless, he stresses that the satisfaction of completing a times over," he says. ~ with the increased access to higher-qual­ film certainly merits the lost time and sleep. "Once you've spent Although the bill offare may prove more lighthearted than in . the hundreds of hours and actually get something done, there is ity screenings in DVD, have reduced our years past, the faculty and students agree that the films will be public Snite screenings to just Monday an incredible feeling of accomplishment," he says, "and if just as good, products of just as much dedication. Senior Rick people actually like what you've made, it makes everything that evenings and weekends," Mandell says. Silvestrini, who will be showing his Blind Date #42 at the much more worth it." 0 "Plus, the new stadium took away all our festival, goes so far as to say: "Making a good student film is one parking. However, there are many class­ of the most difficult challenges Notre Dame has to offer. Film­ Tom Repetto writes this issue's "Final Word" on how he makes room film screeriings during the week­ making is so labor-intensive that it completely destroys your his films sexy, page 32. nights for FTT film courses. So, we're actually showing more films than we ever have to our students, but not to the public at large." Mandell hopes to increase public show­ ings with the improvement of sound and picture-projection quality at the Snite, as well as the opening of the new perform­ ing-arts center, scheduled for the fall of 2003. The center will b~ast a state-of-the­ art movie theater, which will show films every night of the week. "r think that'll be a cool place to go on campus," Mandell says. "The act of' going to the movies' CARRIESWEENEY Friday and Saturday nights, it will be will definitely be back on campus." showing everything from the macabre The result of such ambitious efforts is fthe thought of being sU.bjected to yet 1999 directorial debut of Sofia Coppola, perhaps one of the best semesters of film Ianother commercial in which Tom The Virgin Suicides, to classics like Citi­ in quite a while at Notre Dame. Movies Hanks battles the elements in Cast- zen Kane and Casablanca, as part of the include some that did receive some atten­ away makes you nauseous (and not be­ Cinema at the Snite program, which has tion from the mainstream press, such as cause you're seasick), and you just can't been providing students with non-main­ Pleasantville and the darkly comicAmeri­ bear another movie starring Mel Gibson, stream films since the late 1970s. can Psycho, as well as other highly ac­ Helen Hunt or Matt Damon, the Snite "The weekend titles are chosen by a claimed, yet not widely distributed films Museum might be able to help. After a group of film, television and theater fac­ like Dancer in the Dark, which took home holiday season packed with blockbusters, ulty members," says FTT professor Ted. the Palme d'Or award from the 2000 the Snite offers a spring semester full of Mandell. "The committee that chooses Cannes Film Festival. movies of a different variety. On Monday, the films varies from semester to semes- Although each of the carefully selected

26 SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT A TOYO GRILL chef prepares a sushi Ethnic specialty

KARAZUARO The only thing I didn't love about Toyo lada. If you're looking for something out of frills sort of place. It's got the Grill was the bright lights throughout the the ordinary, I'd recommend the horchata, a same booths you'd see at a basic t's about that time of year, when your dining room. At home, I really enjoy a dim, sweet, rice-milk flavored with cinnamon. comer coffee shop, the kind they Ivery favorite dining-hall dish is starting romantically lit Japanese restaurant because It's bound to make your meal more interest­ have at my grandma'S favorite to seem anti-climactic. Much to my dis- eating sushi can get a little messy. At Toyo, ing, but you can still order something you breakfast place, which she af­ may, even the Szechuan sauce at the stir-fry you have nowhere to hide. For instance, Liam know you'll like for the main course. La fectionately refers to as the station is starting to taste a little bland. thought it was hilarious to watch while I tried Esperanza serves good-sized portions, and Greasy Spoon. Butthere's noth­ Perhaps this winter what we all need is a to consume the biggest pieces of sushi in one we both had enough leftovers to last for ing grimy or basic about Elia's. little change in seasonings. These gray­ bite, especially if they had little clover-like another meal, which is always a big plus. The restaurant is small and tidy, skied weeks are prime time to grab a friend garnishes poking out of them. This, I admit, Getting There: Take Douglas east to Iron­ but has a pretty extensive lunch or an adventurous acquaintance, hop in your was pretty funny, but the face-stuffing factor wood. Go south on Ironwood. La Esperanza menu, featuring a lot offoods I'd car or call a cab and sample some of the combined with the bright lighting might make is on the left, next to Nick's Patio. never even heard of before. We exotic flavors that South Bend has to offer. Toyo a better pick for a meal with an old ordered hummus to start out with, friend, rather than a first date. Siam Thai Restaurant - Thai but we decided to forego the ,!,oyo GriIl- Japanese Getting There: Take Edison east. Toyo Grill Siam is a really cute little restaurant. The . falafel since it was, after all, a When I left Long Island for Indiana, I left will be on your left, in St. Andrew's Plaza, decor is pretty; the lighting intimate and dim; Saturday, and we didn't want to three of my favorite foods behind: pizza before you get to Grape Road. and the waitresses wear brightly colored, tra­ spend our night suffering post­ from Fortunato's Pizzeria, bagels from Ba­ ditional-looking clothes. It's definitely fan­ garbanzo bean angst. We were gel Boss and sushi from anywhere I could La Esperanza - Mexican cier than any of the' other restaurants we vis­ served salad with our meal, along get it. I haven't yet found an equal to my Molly, one of my freshman year room­ ited, so ifyou're going on a weekend evening, with a couple of baskets of fresh favorite pizza and bagel shops, but the sushi mates, and I decided to catch up on gossip you will probably want to make reservations pita bread. For the main course, I at Toyo Grill is definitely up to par. It's so over dinner at La Esperanza. It's a favorite and dress up a little bit. Kate, Scholastic's opted for the grape leaves and a fresh and good that it almost makes you restaurant for both ofus because it's close to photo editor; her roommate, Beth; and I showed Turkish coffee, which is like forget that you're miles from the ocean. campus, and the Mexican fare is both spicy up on a Friday night in jeans and without espresso, but with spices mixed I hitched a ride to Toyo with my friend and very reasonably priced. Translated as reservations,. and they didn't seat us until a in. It had a very interesting flavor Liam, a fellow sushi aficionado, though no "hope," La Esperanza is family-owned and table opened up in the back comer. and made me feel like I was on a more of an expert than myself. We had a little smaller and more intimate than Don Pablo's. We were a little miffed because while we coffee commercial, reminiscing bit of trouble settling on how much food to Plus, there are some things that happen at waited for a table, the hostess proceeded to about adventures in a country I'd order, but we fmally decided on a couple of family-owned eateries that just don't hap­ seat the parties ofadults whO came in after us, never visited. This is the best part rolls we both liked, along with a couple that pen at chain restaurants. but our chagrin dispelled when they sent us to about going to these specialty only one of us had tried before. The waitress For instance, the guy who refilled our water the adjacent coffee shop, Say Cheesecake, to restaurants - you can, for an laughed at our deliberations and mercifully glasses would only speak to us in Spanish. I'm wait. We were too excited about the brightly hour or so, escape to a faraway handed us forks with our salads, correctly good at understanding Spanish, and Molly colored walls, the wide selection of teas and place where the skies are blue; guessing that we're both rookies with the loves to speak the language, so we got a big the hefty slices of tiramisu cheesecake to the sun is warm; and the coffee, chopsticks. kick out ofthis, especially when he asked us if worry about our table at Siam. Just as I sug­ served in tiny cups, is intricately I had my first taste of tamago, a delicately we were hermanas. 0N e really don't look like gested getting dessert instead ofdinner, though, and inexplicably spicy. sweet-tasting square offried egg rolled with sisters - I think he was just trying to start a they called us into the restaurant. case at Siam. Maybe they're toning things "This totally beats T.G.1. Friday's." Getting There: Take 31 north. Pass the some rice and wrapped in seaweed. I highly conversation with the lowest-level Spanish Kate was especially excited about the down for the Midwestern palette, or maybe Betting There: Take 31 south. AJter the road Howard Johnson and Elia 's will be on your recommend it and have already made my vocabulary possible.) menu's vegetarian options, and Beth rec­ I just didn't look like the sort of gal who curves to the right, Siam will be on your right. left, next door to Bruno's. dad try it at home. The spicy tuna roll that I When it came time to order, I wanted to ommended the wild-berry plum tea, so we could handle a five-alarm dinner. Whatever picked out was a little too hot for Li~m's try something new, so I asked the waiter if ordered a pot with our meals. I ordered the the case, I'd advise future diners to notify Elia's - Mediterranean So next time, instead of thinking of going liking, but I thought it was just right. After he had a favorite dish. He recommended the Siam noodles, sauteed rice noodles with their server if they like their food hot. I was tipped offabout Elia' s by a Palestin­ out to eat as a time-consuming and expen­ we finished, though, we were still hungry, breaded whitefish, and I went with it. Molly vegetables and chicken in what was sup­ I should also mention that the three of us ian security guard at the Snite. She said that sive alternative to the dining hall, think of it so our giggling waitress brought back the got some sort of seafood taco, which was , posed to be a very spicy sauce. Although it were very jealous ofa couple dressed in semi­ they featured authentic Palestinian dishes as a quick-and-cheap alternative to an excit­ menus, and we ordered some shrimp dump­ really good. Mine was good, too, but it was was tasty, I didn't think it was spicy at all. formal attire at awindow-side table. Ifyou're and some Greek food as well as other Middle ing and exotic vacation. Even in South Bend, lings off the appetizer menu. Next time, very mild, and I kind of wished that I had Normally, Thai food marked as spicy can looking to take your date for a pre-SYR din­ Eastern fare. My friend Bryce and I went on with the help ofgood food and good friends, we'll remember to order them first. ordered the tried-and-true chicken enchi- really make you sweat, but this wasn't the ner, you might wantto try Siam. As Beth said, Saturday for lunch. At first glance, it's a no- the winter can be a time to savor. 0

28 SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT 29

. --~-~---:-"--- . ' ... " ". " :. , '.', "', '.' ' ' -. ------,--., ~ -~ ------:----.------~------~.-~-. A TOYO GRILL chef prepares a sushi Ethnic specialty

KARAZUARO The only thing I didn't love about Toyo lada. If you're looking for something out of frills sort of place. It's got the Grill was the bright lights throughout the the ordinary, I'd recommend the horchata, a same booths you'd see at a basic t's about that time of year, when your dining room. At home, I really enjoy a dim, sweet, rice-milk flavored with cinnamon. comer coffee shop, the kind they Ivery favorite dining-hall dish is starting romantically lit Japanese restaurant because It's bound to make your meal more interest­ have at my grandma'S favorite to seem anti-climactic. Much to my dis- eating sushi can get a little messy. At Toyo, ing, but you can still order something you breakfast place, which she af­ may, even the Szechuan sauce at the stir-fry you have nowhere to hide. For instance, Liam know you'll like for the main course. La fectionately refers to as the station is starting to taste a little bland. thought it was hilarious to watch while I tried Esperanza serves good-sized portions, and Greasy Spoon. Butthere's noth­ Perhaps this winter what we all need is a to consume the biggest pieces of sushi in one we both had enough leftovers to last for ing grimy or basic about Elia's. little change in seasonings. These gray­ bite, especially if they had little clover-like another meal, which is always a big plus. The restaurant is small and tidy, skied weeks are prime time to grab a friend garnishes poking out of them. This, I admit, Getting There: Take Douglas east to Iron­ but has a pretty extensive lunch or an adventurous acquaintance, hop in your was pretty funny, but the face-stuffing factor wood. Go south on Ironwood. La Esperanza menu, featuring a lot offoods I'd car or call a cab and sample some of the combined with the bright lighting might make is on the left, next to Nick's Patio. never even heard of before. We exotic flavors that South Bend has to offer. Toyo a better pick for a meal with an old ordered hummus to start out with, friend, rather than a first date. Siam Thai Restaurant - Thai but we decided to forego the ,!,oyo GriIl- Japanese Getting There: Take Edison east. Toyo Grill Siam is a really cute little restaurant. The . falafel since it was, after all, a When I left Long Island for Indiana, I left will be on your left, in St. Andrew's Plaza, decor is pretty; the lighting intimate and dim; Saturday, and we didn't want to three of my favorite foods behind: pizza before you get to Grape Road. and the waitresses wear brightly colored, tra­ spend our night suffering post­ from Fortunato's Pizzeria, bagels from Ba­ ditional-looking clothes. It's definitely fan­ garbanzo bean angst. We were gel Boss and sushi from anywhere I could La Esperanza - Mexican cier than any of the' other restaurants we vis­ served salad with our meal, along get it. I haven't yet found an equal to my Molly, one of my freshman year room­ ited, so ifyou're going on a weekend evening, with a couple of baskets of fresh favorite pizza and bagel shops, but the sushi mates, and I decided to catch up on gossip you will probably want to make reservations pita bread. For the main course, I at Toyo Grill is definitely up to par. It's so over dinner at La Esperanza. It's a favorite and dress up a little bit. Kate, Scholastic's opted for the grape leaves and a fresh and good that it almost makes you restaurant for both ofus because it's close to photo editor; her roommate, Beth; and I showed Turkish coffee, which is like forget that you're miles from the ocean. campus, and the Mexican fare is both spicy up on a Friday night in jeans and without espresso, but with spices mixed I hitched a ride to Toyo with my friend and very reasonably priced. Translated as reservations,. and they didn't seat us until a in. It had a very interesting flavor Liam, a fellow sushi aficionado, though no "hope," La Esperanza is family-owned and table opened up in the back comer. and made me feel like I was on a more of an expert than myself. We had a little smaller and more intimate than Don Pablo's. We were a little miffed because while we coffee commercial, reminiscing bit of trouble settling on how much food to Plus, there are some things that happen at waited for a table, the hostess proceeded to about adventures in a country I'd order, but we fmally decided on a couple of family-owned eateries that just don't hap­ seat the parties ofadults whO came in after us, never visited. This is the best part rolls we both liked, along with a couple that pen at chain restaurants. but our chagrin dispelled when they sent us to about going to these specialty only one of us had tried before. The waitress For instance, the guy who refilled our water the adjacent coffee shop, Say Cheesecake, to restaurants - you can, for an laughed at our deliberations and mercifully glasses would only speak to us in Spanish. I'm wait. We were too excited about the brightly hour or so, escape to a faraway handed us forks with our salads, correctly good at understanding Spanish, and Molly colored walls, the wide selection of teas and place where the skies are blue; guessing that we're both rookies with the loves to speak the language, so we got a big the hefty slices of tiramisu cheesecake to the sun is warm; and the coffee, chopsticks. kick out ofthis, especially when he asked us if worry about our table at Siam. Just as I sug­ served in tiny cups, is intricately I had my first taste of tamago, a delicately we were hermanas. 0N e really don't look like gested getting dessert instead ofdinner, though, and inexplicably spicy. sweet-tasting square offried egg rolled with sisters - I think he was just trying to start a they called us into the restaurant. case at Siam. Maybe they're toning things "This totally beats T.G.1. Friday's." Getting There: Take 31 north. Pass the some rice and wrapped in seaweed. I highly conversation with the lowest-level Spanish Kate was especially excited about the down for the Midwestern palette, or maybe Betting There: Take 31 south. AJter the road Howard Johnson and Elia 's will be on your recommend it and have already made my vocabulary possible.) menu's vegetarian options, and Beth rec­ I just didn't look like the sort of gal who curves to the right, Siam will be on your right. left, next door to Bruno's. dad try it at home. The spicy tuna roll that I When it came time to order, I wanted to ommended the wild-berry plum tea, so we could handle a five-alarm dinner. Whatever picked out was a little too hot for Li~m's try something new, so I asked the waiter if ordered a pot with our meals. I ordered the the case, I'd advise future diners to notify Elia's - Mediterranean So next time, instead of thinking of going liking, but I thought it was just right. After he had a favorite dish. He recommended the Siam noodles, sauteed rice noodles with their server if they like their food hot. I was tipped offabout Elia' s by a Palestin­ out to eat as a time-consuming and expen­ we finished, though, we were still hungry, breaded whitefish, and I went with it. Molly vegetables and chicken in what was sup­ I should also mention that the three of us ian security guard at the Snite. She said that sive alternative to the dining hall, think of it so our giggling waitress brought back the got some sort of seafood taco, which was , posed to be a very spicy sauce. Although it were very jealous ofa couple dressed in semi­ they featured authentic Palestinian dishes as a quick-and-cheap alternative to an excit­ menus, and we ordered some shrimp dump­ really good. Mine was good, too, but it was was tasty, I didn't think it was spicy at all. formal attire at awindow-side table. Ifyou're and some Greek food as well as other Middle ing and exotic vacation. Even in South Bend, lings off the appetizer menu. Next time, very mild, and I kind of wished that I had Normally, Thai food marked as spicy can looking to take your date for a pre-SYR din­ Eastern fare. My friend Bryce and I went on with the help ofgood food and good friends, we'll remember to order them first. ordered the tried-and-true chicken enchi- really make you sweat, but this wasn't the ner, you might wantto try Siam. As Beth said, Saturday for lunch. At first glance, it's a no- the winter can be a time to savor. 0

28 SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT SCHOLASTICENTERTAINMENT 29

. --~-~---:-"--- . ' ... " ". " :. , '.', "', '.' ' ' -. ------,--., ~ -~ ------:----.------~------~.-~-. The Mad Blood Stirring Because the hook-up isn't just for drunken 0 'Neill freshmen anymore

25 jan -07 trih,.,',)(-ll(-VI-- JEFFEYERMAN places our prepared stir fry on a bed of rice tainly be preferable to his trying to tell Al ~ editor'schoice . . . " . . .'.' and hopes that some of the rice may absorb why the St. Louis defense reminds him of n the radically diverse environment that the flavor. I'll grant that the wrap idea is a Kemal Ataturk capitulating to the Austro­ Kudos to SUB for planning a movies Iall the brochures claim our fair univer­ nice feature that South lacks, but, as Hungarian Empire. Someone should tell weekend ofrock movies! I must • Thu 25 Meet the Parents, 10:30 PM, 101 sity is, there seems to be little hope of Bonaparte himself once said, "Rice tossed this man that his core audience hasn't the admit that my lust for Beatles trivia DeBartolo. stating an opinion around which all of the with sweet-and-sour sauce is good eatin'." slightest idea who the Wife of Bath is, let abated slightly when I didn't get The • Thu 25 Yellow Submarine, 10:30 PM, 155 university can rally. Naturally, you could That entirely fictitious quote brings up alone why the Kansas City cheerleaders Beatles Anthology for Christmas, but DeBartolo. find strong sentiment for an idea or two: 70 the matter of the choice of sauces. Both should bring her to mind. Maybe if he thanks to the promise of seeing Yel­ • Fri 26 The Wall, 8:00 PM and 10:30 PM, 155 percent of students rate their faith high on places offer the opportunity to mix and wasn't so damn obsessed with tossing his low Submarine on the big screen, it's DeBartolo. their list of priorities, while nearly 87 per­ match your sauces to achieve the desired head back and forth and chuckling like the back in full force. My many attempts • Fri 26 and Sat 27 Meet the Parents, 8:00 PM and cent of students say they "agree or felis domesticus who swallowed to make this column say "The Walrus 10:30 PM, 101 DeBartolo. strongly agree" with the statement the serinus canarius ... hey, was was Paul" when read backwards were • Sat 27 Tommy, 8:00 PM and 10:30 PM, 155 that Sandra Bullock should stop there a point to this paragraph? unsuccessful. Sure, maybe I'm just DeBartolo. making movies and construct a Stir-fry, of course. It all comes one of the millions fooled by a giant • Fri 02 American Psycho, 7:30 PM and 9:30 PM, crude, Kal-El-like Fortress of Soli­ back to stir fry. We should not scam the Beatles created to boost Snite. tude in the bitter wastelands ofQue - neglect the most important reason record sales.There's also the story • Fri 02 and Sat 03 Bring It On, 8:00 PM and bec. In his travels throughout the for South stir-fry superiority. The that the whole conspiracy was thought 10:30 PM, 155 DeBartolo. University of Our Lady, however, South stir-fry line houses one ofthe up by a bunch of bored students at a • Fri 02 and Sat 03 Charlie's Angels, 8:00 PM and this intrepid writer has found only finest masters of the culinary arts Midwestern college. Still, it's fun to 10:30 PM, 101 DeBartolo. one statementthat every single per­ ever to grace our university. He is 10Qk for death clues, and the movie is • Mon 05 Pleasantville, 7:00 PM, Snite Museum. son interviewed has agreed with: known by many names-dude, LL full of them, if you know where to the stir fry at South Dining Hall is Cool J, that guy who makes the look. A sampling: the arts far superior to that which they serve really good stir fry - but all of • In the scene for "Only aNorthern Song," George Harrison sings: "When • Fri 26, Sat 27 arid Mon 29 Student Film Festival at North. these boil down to one simple you're listening late at night / You may think the band's not quite right." Just 2001,7:30 and 9:30 PM, Snite Museum. Let us take a moment to examine fact: all the SDH women call him as he finishes the line, Paul's picture comes up on screen. • Sun 28 "How to Listen to a Bach Fugue," the sweeping impact of such a bold "treetop lover," all the men just • Just after the Beatles arrive in Pepperland, a funeral march slowly passes Professor Ethan Haimo, 2:00 PM, Faculty Lounge, statement. This claim may lead to call him "sir." He is in fact the by in the background. Paul is the only Beatie to be shown fully in this scene. Hesburgh Library. a massive exodus ofall those poor, baddest chef in the whole damn He is also the only one who is afraid. uninformed NDH-ers who have town and the inventor of a feast • At the end of "All You Need is Love," John Lennon supposedly says, student life yet to learn about the wonder that for both the body and the soul "Yes, he's dead." Just at that moment, the word know appears on the screen • Sat 27 Nine-Ball Billiard Tournament, 8:00 is the South Stir Fry Team, caus­ known simply as "the hook-up." and is transformed into now, which might suggest that Paul is dead now. PM, ND Express, LaFortune. Sign-up 7:15 to ing an even bigger clog in the line I don't know ""hat's in the hook­ 7:45 PM. than those people who don't de­ up. Frankly, I don't want to know. - Cristin Fenzel • Sat 03 The Second Annual Multicultural Comedy cide what they will be eating until It's information I could do with­ Night with Owen Smith and Eric Nieves, 8:00 PM, they are asked. More likely, stu­ out. The bottom line is that the These and other clues can be found in The Walrus Was Paul: the Great Reekers. dents sitting at North will read hook-up is what many imagine BeatIes' Death Clues, by R. Gary Patterson. this column whilst in the middle salvation must taste like - sweet, of a bite of their perfectly pre­ but with a hint of spicy delicious­ pared pasta stir fry (which, un­ ness. The South Stir-Fry Guy: """', " fortunately, SDH has neglected truly a king among men. entirely) and pitch Scholastic into r This is not to say that North's the recycling bin without a sec- stir-fry crew isn't always ready with • Thu 25 Tennis: ND men vs. Indiana, 4:00 PM, Eck Tennis • Sun 04 Tennis: ND women vs. Illinois State, 9:00 AM, Eck ond thought. Whatever the upshot, those blend of the Far East, but North adds the a handshake and an open palm - every Pavillion. Tennis Pavillion. students in stir-fry limbo need to be aware extra hurdle of a "base" sauce that is often single member of the staffis friendly, cour­ • Thu 25 Swimming: ND men vs. University of Wisconsin - • Sun 04 Tennis: ND women vs. Western Michigan, 2:00 PM, ofthe dozens of reasons forSouth Stir Fry entirely different from the sauce you wish teous, brave, clean and reverent. Likewise, Milwaukee, 5:00 PM, Rolfs Aquatic Center. Eck Terinis Pavillion. Superiority (bumper stickers available in your meal to be tossed with. I'm not quite ifyou're over at Knott or the library, SDH is • Thu 25 Swimming: ND women vs. University of Michigan, • Mon 05 Basketball: ND men vs. St. John's, 7:00 PM, Joyce March). sure what this base sauce does to enhance a long way to walk for the glory that is the 5:00 PM, Rolfs Aquatic Center. Center. First, there is this "rice or wrap" business the flavor, but I do know that when my stir-fry creations line. On the other hand, if • Fri 26 Track and Field: ND men and women vs. Michigan • Wed 07 Basketball: ND women vs. Pittsburgh, 7:00 PM, that North presents us with. Rather' than friend asked for no base sauce at all he you've decided to go with stir fry on a State, 6:00 PM, Loftus Sports Center. Joyce Center. letting rice or 10 mein be tossed in with your was met with stares as blank as the checks Friday night solely because you hope the • Wed 31 Basketball: ND women vs. Providence, 7:00 PM, meat and vegetables (thus allowing the Firestone is about to write for Ford Ex­ rice and meat will be useful in absorbing the Joyce Center. whole of your meal to soak up any combi- plorer owners. Don't be surprised if Den­ festivities ofthe evening, wouldn't you want . nation of the five delicious sauces you nis Miller decides to use that one while to go with something that tastes as good choose to slather all over it), North simply calling his next game - it would cer- going down as it does coming up? 0

30 SCHOLASTICWEEK IN DISTORTION The Mad Blood Stirring Because the hook-up isn't just for drunken 0 'Neill freshmen anymore

25 jan -07 trih,.,',)(-ll(-VI-- JEFFEYERMAN places our prepared stir fry on a bed of rice tainly be preferable to his trying to tell Al ~ editor'schoice . . . " . . .'.' and hopes that some of the rice may absorb why the St. Louis defense reminds him of n the radically diverse environment that the flavor. I'll grant that the wrap idea is a Kemal Ataturk capitulating to the Austro­ Kudos to SUB for planning a movies Iall the brochures claim our fair univer­ nice feature that South lacks, but, as Hungarian Empire. Someone should tell weekend ofrock movies! I must • Thu 25 Meet the Parents, 10:30 PM, 101 sity is, there seems to be little hope of Bonaparte himself once said, "Rice tossed this man that his core audience hasn't the admit that my lust for Beatles trivia DeBartolo. stating an opinion around which all of the with sweet-and-sour sauce is good eatin'." slightest idea who the Wife of Bath is, let abated slightly when I didn't get The • Thu 25 Yellow Submarine, 10:30 PM, 155 university can rally. Naturally, you could That entirely fictitious quote brings up alone why the Kansas City cheerleaders Beatles Anthology for Christmas, but DeBartolo. find strong sentiment for an idea or two: 70 the matter of the choice of sauces. Both should bring her to mind. Maybe if he thanks to the promise of seeing Yel­ • Fri 26 The Wall, 8:00 PM and 10:30 PM, 155 percent of students rate their faith high on places offer the opportunity to mix and wasn't so damn obsessed with tossing his low Submarine on the big screen, it's DeBartolo. their list of priorities, while nearly 87 per­ match your sauces to achieve the desired head back and forth and chuckling like the back in full force. My many attempts • Fri 26 and Sat 27 Meet the Parents, 8:00 PM and cent of students say they "agree or felis domesticus who swallowed to make this column say "The Walrus 10:30 PM, 101 DeBartolo. strongly agree" with the statement the serinus canarius ... hey, was was Paul" when read backwards were • Sat 27 Tommy, 8:00 PM and 10:30 PM, 155 that Sandra Bullock should stop there a point to this paragraph? unsuccessful. Sure, maybe I'm just DeBartolo. making movies and construct a Stir-fry, of course. It all comes one of the millions fooled by a giant • Fri 02 American Psycho, 7:30 PM and 9:30 PM, crude, Kal-El-like Fortress of Soli­ back to stir fry. We should not scam the Beatles created to boost Snite. tude in the bitter wastelands ofQue - neglect the most important reason record sales.There's also the story • Fri 02 and Sat 03 Bring It On, 8:00 PM and bec. In his travels throughout the for South stir-fry superiority. The that the whole conspiracy was thought 10:30 PM, 155 DeBartolo. University of Our Lady, however, South stir-fry line houses one ofthe up by a bunch of bored students at a • Fri 02 and Sat 03 Charlie's Angels, 8:00 PM and this intrepid writer has found only finest masters of the culinary arts Midwestern college. Still, it's fun to 10:30 PM, 101 DeBartolo. one statementthat every single per­ ever to grace our university. He is 10Qk for death clues, and the movie is • Mon 05 Pleasantville, 7:00 PM, Snite Museum. son interviewed has agreed with: known by many names-dude, LL full of them, if you know where to the stir fry at South Dining Hall is Cool J, that guy who makes the look. A sampling: the arts far superior to that which they serve really good stir fry - but all of • In the scene for "Only aNorthern Song," George Harrison sings: "When • Fri 26, Sat 27 arid Mon 29 Student Film Festival at North. these boil down to one simple you're listening late at night / You may think the band's not quite right." Just 2001,7:30 and 9:30 PM, Snite Museum. Let us take a moment to examine fact: all the SDH women call him as he finishes the line, Paul's picture comes up on screen. • Sun 28 "How to Listen to a Bach Fugue," the sweeping impact of such a bold "treetop lover," all the men just • Just after the Beatles arrive in Pepperland, a funeral march slowly passes Professor Ethan Haimo, 2:00 PM, Faculty Lounge, statement. This claim may lead to call him "sir." He is in fact the by in the background. Paul is the only Beatie to be shown fully in this scene. Hesburgh Library. a massive exodus ofall those poor, baddest chef in the whole damn He is also the only one who is afraid. uninformed NDH-ers who have town and the inventor of a feast • At the end of "All You Need is Love," John Lennon supposedly says, student life yet to learn about the wonder that for both the body and the soul "Yes, he's dead." Just at that moment, the word know appears on the screen • Sat 27 Nine-Ball Billiard Tournament, 8:00 is the South Stir Fry Team, caus­ known simply as "the hook-up." and is transformed into now, which might suggest that Paul is dead now. PM, ND Express, LaFortune. Sign-up 7:15 to ing an even bigger clog in the line I don't know ""hat's in the hook­ 7:45 PM. than those people who don't de­ up. Frankly, I don't want to know. - Cristin Fenzel • Sat 03 The Second Annual Multicultural Comedy cide what they will be eating until It's information I could do with­ Night with Owen Smith and Eric Nieves, 8:00 PM, they are asked. More likely, stu­ out. The bottom line is that the These and other clues can be found in The Walrus Was Paul: the Great Reekers. dents sitting at North will read hook-up is what many imagine BeatIes' Death Clues, by R. Gary Patterson. this column whilst in the middle salvation must taste like - sweet, of a bite of their perfectly pre­ but with a hint of spicy delicious­ pared pasta stir fry (which, un­ ness. The South Stir-Fry Guy: """', " fortunately, SDH has neglected truly a king among men. entirely) and pitch Scholastic into r This is not to say that North's the recycling bin without a sec- stir-fry crew isn't always ready with • Thu 25 Tennis: ND men vs. Indiana, 4:00 PM, Eck Tennis • Sun 04 Tennis: ND women vs. Illinois State, 9:00 AM, Eck ond thought. Whatever the upshot, those blend of the Far East, but North adds the a handshake and an open palm - every Pavillion. Tennis Pavillion. students in stir-fry limbo need to be aware extra hurdle of a "base" sauce that is often single member of the staffis friendly, cour­ • Thu 25 Swimming: ND men vs. University of Wisconsin - • Sun 04 Tennis: ND women vs. Western Michigan, 2:00 PM, ofthe dozens of reasons forSouth Stir Fry entirely different from the sauce you wish teous, brave, clean and reverent. Likewise, Milwaukee, 5:00 PM, Rolfs Aquatic Center. Eck Terinis Pavillion. Superiority (bumper stickers available in your meal to be tossed with. I'm not quite ifyou're over at Knott or the library, SDH is • Thu 25 Swimming: ND women vs. University of Michigan, • Mon 05 Basketball: ND men vs. St. John's, 7:00 PM, Joyce March). sure what this base sauce does to enhance a long way to walk for the glory that is the 5:00 PM, Rolfs Aquatic Center. Center. First, there is this "rice or wrap" business the flavor, but I do know that when my stir-fry creations line. On the other hand, if • Fri 26 Track and Field: ND men and women vs. Michigan • Wed 07 Basketball: ND women vs. Pittsburgh, 7:00 PM, that North presents us with. Rather' than friend asked for no base sauce at all he you've decided to go with stir fry on a State, 6:00 PM, Loftus Sports Center. Joyce Center. letting rice or 10 mein be tossed in with your was met with stares as blank as the checks Friday night solely because you hope the • Wed 31 Basketball: ND women vs. Providence, 7:00 PM, meat and vegetables (thus allowing the Firestone is about to write for Ford Ex­ rice and meat will be useful in absorbing the Joyce Center. whole of your meal to soak up any combi- plorer owners. Don't be surprised if Den­ festivities ofthe evening, wouldn't you want . nation of the five delicious sauces you nis Miller decides to use that one while to go with something that tastes as good choose to slather all over it), North simply calling his next game - it would cer- going down as it does coming up? 0

30 SCHOLASTICWEEK IN DISTORTION ·From Moments to Movies by Tom Repetto

t was a Sunday, sometime in the afternoon: our flashing before him by shooting in fast-motion and Ilast day of shooting. Emily and I were coordinat­ having the actor move at half-speed. Jokes or gags ing our most difficult shoot. We stood on a street stand out among the dialogue that push the story corner and attempted to stage a car accident in which forward. The filmmaker's No.1 goal is to develop an a reckless driver strikes a pedestrian. For most ofthe overarching theme or to tell a story, but the next-best shoot, Emily handled the camera while I acted like a thing is creating those cool moments. traffic cop, waving the car through and telling the The creation happens in the production phase. actor when to enter the street. When we had all the This is also the stage that spawns the most stories shots we needed, I got an idea. I turned to Emily and and tall tales. Any student filmmaker could tell said, "Why don't I run through the street with the you at least a couple of legends about how a camera and do a hand-held shot as if it was on-the­ particular shot was made. Often, extraordinary scene footage?" circumstances - a light burning out, a missing Normally, this is a difficult shot to execute. It actor, a roll of film on its last few feet - can make became even more difficult for us because we did not a shot last hours longer than expected. In many have any of the streets blocked off. Contrary to what cases, the story of how a shot was made is more common sense would dictate, I did it anyway. While memorable to the filmmaker than the shot it­ my friend kept his eye out for cars, I rolled the camera self. and sprinted diagonally through the intersection. We get to see the fruits of our labor in the editing In the final cut ofDoug and Sarah, that shot lasted process. For films, we hand our footage over to a lab about six seconds, yet it was the moment that made - the one aspect we don't control- and pray that the film memorable for me. In student films, singu­ it comes out all right. Then, the moments happen. lar, short moments are the most significant-and the Although some footage becomes unusable, a few most rewarding - aspects of the process. It can be a shots come out as good as planned, or even better. In line in the script, a shot composition, a lighting set­ the car-accident scene, the diagonal sprint was one of up or a creative edit, but whatever it is, it makes the the only shots that came out all right; the shots we had student filmmaker feel good about the project be­ planned were overexposed. In the editing lab, we cause, even ifeverything labor for hours, putting shots in order and making Each film has its shining moments - else goes wrong, at least sense of all the footage. Every now and then, we sit the few seconds here or there where you have that moment. back and roll through a scene we have constructed. Film moments are the Amid some disappointments, there is always that an amateur filmmaker takes a gamble highlights of a semes­ line, that reaction shot, that trivial thing in the back­ or attempts a new twist. ter-long journey taken ground that makes the film sexy. The film comes by several students in- alive through these moments and makes the experi­ terested in making films, Repetto, a senior ence worthwhile. including myself. Each semester we try to construct from Norwood Park Ifthere is one thing that I have learned in produc­ a few meaningful feet of celluloid, or tape. The end Township, Ill., is tion classes, it is that the task of telling a story or result lasts only a few minutes, but the process takes double-majoring in expressing a theme in a short film or video is much countless hours. film, television and more difficult than it sounds. Often, student films are As student filmmakers, we are in charge ofmost of theater and marketing. exercises in futility, ambitious projects rooted in the the aspects of a film's production. In Hollywood, The aspiring filmmaker assumption that the audience will comprehend the these jobs are performed by many different people, lives in 0 'Neill Hall filmmakers' intent. As a whole, the films become but here we write, produce, direct, photograph, cast and has been involved problematic. However, each film has its shining and edit our own films and videos. Juggling the busy with film production moments - the few seconds here or then~ when an schedules of the students in our cast and crew with since his sophomore amateur filmmaker takes a gamble or attempts a new the limited times that our locations provide may be year. twist - which make student films worth watching. the most complexjob. The student filmmaker and his Ifyou know someone who is in production classes, partner find the job at which they excel and focus on you have probably had these projects popped into that in order to make the best film possible. your VCR. You probably would not be interested in Film moments begin in the pre-production pro­ reading your roommate's theology papers or listen­ cess. The idea is formed, and the script written. ing to a friend's PowerPoint presentation, but you do Certain lines intentionally punctuate the script. Scenes want to see a film your buddy made. And he or she that are drafted call for a special kind of shot, like the wants to show it to you, so that you can see those one in Doug and Sarah in which we show Doug's life moments that were so memorable to make. 0

32 SCHOLASTICFINAL WORD ·From Moments to Movies by Tom Repetto

t was a Sunday, sometime in the afternoon: our flashing before him by shooting in fast-motion and Ilast day of shooting. Emily and I were coordinat­ having the actor move at half-speed. Jokes or gags ing our most difficult shoot. We stood on a street stand out among the dialogue that push the story corner and attempted to stage a car accident in which forward. The filmmaker's No.1 goal is to develop an a reckless driver strikes a pedestrian. For most ofthe overarching theme or to tell a story, but the next-best shoot, Emily handled the camera while I acted like a thing is creating those cool moments. traffic cop, waving the car through and telling the The creation happens in the production phase. actor when to enter the street. When we had all the This is also the stage that spawns the most stories shots we needed, I got an idea. I turned to Emily and and tall tales. Any student filmmaker could tell said, "Why don't I run through the street with the you at least a couple of legends about how a camera and do a hand-held shot as if it was on-the­ particular shot was made. Often, extraordinary scene footage?" circumstances - a light burning out, a missing Normally, this is a difficult shot to execute. It actor, a roll of film on its last few feet - can make became even more difficult for us because we did not a shot last hours longer than expected. In many have any of the streets blocked off. Contrary to what cases, the story of how a shot was made is more common sense would dictate, I did it anyway. While memorable to the filmmaker than the shot it­ my friend kept his eye out for cars, I rolled the camera self. and sprinted diagonally through the intersection. We get to see the fruits of our labor in the editing In the final cut ofDoug and Sarah, that shot lasted process. For films, we hand our footage over to a lab about six seconds, yet it was the moment that made - the one aspect we don't control- and pray that the film memorable for me. In student films, singu­ it comes out all right. Then, the moments happen. lar, short moments are the most significant-and the Although some footage becomes unusable, a few most rewarding - aspects of the process. It can be a shots come out as good as planned, or even better. In line in the script, a shot composition, a lighting set­ the car-accident scene, the diagonal sprint was one of up or a creative edit, but whatever it is, it makes the the only shots that came out all right; the shots we had student filmmaker feel good about the project be­ planned were overexposed. In the editing lab, we cause, even ifeverything labor for hours, putting shots in order and making Each film has its shining moments - else goes wrong, at least sense of all the footage. Every now and then, we sit the few seconds here or there where you have that moment. back and roll through a scene we have constructed. Film moments are the Amid some disappointments, there is always that an amateur filmmaker takes a gamble highlights of a semes­ line, that reaction shot, that trivial thing in the back­ or attempts a new twist. ter-long journey taken ground that makes the film sexy. The film comes by several students in- alive through these moments and makes the experi­ terested in making films, Repetto, a senior ence worthwhile. including myself. Each semester we try to construct from Norwood Park Ifthere is one thing that I have learned in produc­ a few meaningful feet of celluloid, or tape. The end Township, Ill., is tion classes, it is that the task of telling a story or result lasts only a few minutes, but the process takes double-majoring in expressing a theme in a short film or video is much countless hours. film, television and more difficult than it sounds. Often, student films are As student filmmakers, we are in charge ofmost of theater and marketing. exercises in futility, ambitious projects rooted in the the aspects of a film's production. In Hollywood, The aspiring filmmaker assumption that the audience will comprehend the these jobs are performed by many different people, lives in 0 'Neill Hall filmmakers' intent. As a whole, the films become but here we write, produce, direct, photograph, cast and has been involved problematic. However, each film has its shining and edit our own films and videos. Juggling the busy with film production moments - the few seconds here or then~ when an schedules of the students in our cast and crew with since his sophomore amateur filmmaker takes a gamble or attempts a new the limited times that our locations provide may be year. twist - which make student films worth watching. the most complexjob. The student filmmaker and his Ifyou know someone who is in production classes, partner find the job at which they excel and focus on you have probably had these projects popped into that in order to make the best film possible. your VCR. You probably would not be interested in Film moments begin in the pre-production pro­ reading your roommate's theology papers or listen­ cess. The idea is formed, and the script written. ing to a friend's PowerPoint presentation, but you do Certain lines intentionally punctuate the script. Scenes want to see a film your buddy made. And he or she that are drafted call for a special kind of shot, like the wants to show it to you, so that you can see those one in Doug and Sarah in which we show Doug's life moments that were so memorable to make. 0

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