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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Xavier Student Newspapers at Exhibit. It has been accepted for inclusion in All Xavier Student Newspapers by an authorized administrator of Exhibit. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Xavier Univenity Library I· APR 30~, XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS Student lewspaper of the Oldest Catholic College in the lorthwest Territory VOLUME XLI 11 CINCINNATI, OHIO, FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1959 NO. 20 Honors Tom Frank. Masquers Open Musical Heads New Convocation Features Council Dr. Blase 'Piccola Pisa' Set For Six Days by Jim Keller by Wayne Fehr Now that the ballot box has On Monday, May 4 at 1;30 p.m., been emptied and the votes the faculty and student body of tabulated, South Hall no longer Xavier University will gather in looks like a surrealist painter's the Fieldhouse for the annual opium dream. Another equally Honors Convocation. Following a important result to the student long tradition of Jesuit educa· council elections is the election tion, Xavier takes this occasion· of next year's council members. every year to single out and The class of '60 chose Tom Frank honor those students who have as council president and Jim distinguished themselves in the Tasto, R. Mallardi, and Mike pursuit of intellectual excellence. Risdon as his senior support. The Honors Day program is Don Abbruzzese was the class characterized by a definite air of of '61 's first choice, Paul Moro­ solemnity and dignity, beginning ney, Ed Schmidt and Tom Don­ with the procession of university ahoe "filling the secondary posi­ officials, wearing a c a d e m i c tions. Tiin Deegan, Dave Guen­ gowns, who enter and take their ther, Frank Luedtke and Gerry places on the stage. Turner were chosen by the '62 The presentation of awards voters. and prizes is preceded by an address by some honored guest. Tom' Eckstein, our Masque'd The speaker this year will be man fighting for law and order Dr. Charles Blase, a graduate of in the early . . . became the Xavier in the class of 1936, and athletic chairman, and Jerry a member of the Board of Gov­ Martin overcame all oposition to ernors of the Alumni Association. .., .. ······· Humor Pervades The Masque Society's New Musical become the assistant social chair­ Di·. Blase, who practices medicine man. in Cincinnati, is also President For some reason, springtime and musical comedy seem The Masque has a choreogra­ Mr. Frank offered News read­ of the Men of Milford retreat to go hand in hand. Perhaps it's the fresh air that gives pher in the person of Phyllis ers a preview of his tenure. 'He group. people the urge to dance and sing, but whatever the cause, Tolwig who has created a ballet said- that he. .planned to lead Very Rev. Paul L. O'Connor, the members of Xavier's Masque Society have given in to sequence for the show. Rev. John council toward the same general S.J., President of Xavier Univer­ that urge and come up with a top flight musical, PICCOLA H. Reinke is the musical direc· goals as its past two presidents sity, will confer the awards on PISA. tor. but added that he hoped to fur­ the students who are to be hon­ The story centers arouml an The book, lyrics and music for ther student government at Xav­ ored. Membership in Alpha Sig­ Italo-Amerfoan couple who have as the couple and John Lyon and Piccola Pisa were done by a ier by showing that council has ma Nu Honor Society will be made their fortune in America Maureen Strich as the son and Catholic University man, Louis the ability· to take a more re­ conferred on ten new candidates, and decide to visit their native daughter; Jerry Simon as the Botto who was a contemporary sponsible (and more authorita­ and a whole series of medals and city Pisa, not the "Leaning tower Italian lover, Ermino; Josie Gug­ of Mr. Kvapil, the Masque's di· tive) part in university affairs. awards for achievement in vari­ of Pisa, but Piccola (Little) lielmi as Maria; "Mayor" Tom rector, at C.U. Incidentally, Mr. To accomplish this objective, Mr. ous academic fields will be given Pisa. They force their somewhat Eckstein as the mayor; Dixie and Mrs. Kvapil played the roles Frank called on all students to to deserving students. reluctant son and daughter who McBrayer as Fernando; and Terri of the American youths in the make suggestions for improve­ As in the past, the Honors have been educated in the better Froehle as Mili the Pisan glam­ original production in Washing­ ments through their r~presenta­ Convocation will close with a eastern schools to make the trip ou1· girl. Others in the cast are: ton. tives so that council can show singing of the . Xavier Alma with them. The plot is woven Joyce Kindt, Berdi Clock, Jolene ' Much hard work has gone into its full .potential. Mater. about these two Americano Leon, Mary Ader, Mary Jo Faust, this show so that Xavier might youths who resist Italian tradi· Mary Helen Cannon, Joan Den­ have the benefit of entertaining tion, Italian customs and Italians neman, Lois Ertel, Ruth Schulte, original musical comedies. I Cleffers Plan Concert, until a Veniese ball causes them Kay Steelman, Carolyn Stark, heartily urge you to give your· to change their minds. It's a Marilyn Marrs, Dom Bernardi, self a springtime treat by stop­ -Elect Officers For '59-'60 story fille1l with song, dance, Bruce and Buz Barton, Alan ping in at South Hall Theatre on by Tom Cahill, young love and laughs. Welch, Jim Newell, Ra Ip h May 1, 2, 3 or 8, 9, 10 to see News Associate Editor Headlining the cast are Jim Schroeder, Bob Theis and "the PICCOLA PISA. You'll be happy Last week the Patron Committee for the Spring Concert Dusablon and Maryanne Martin R. Deveraux. that you did! and Dance, sponsored by the Xavier University Clef Club, sent out f.ive hundred letters to former alumni of the club iIank Rigler and members of the faculty inviting them to the annual Ten Days Left To Enter program on Friday evening, Ma.;..y_15_.______Elected Neiv A few days previous, the men take over the posts vacated Sodality P1·efect Dates In Family Day Contest Ticket Committee handed out by Hugh Farrell and Tim Beile. There are only ten more days. to the winners and the group patron, concert and dance, and Still to be filled are the ap­ Following the tradition of Yes, there are but ten days re· with the larger number of entries concert only tickets to each and pointed offices of assistant busi· spring elections at Xavier, the maining for Xavier University will have a better chance to win. every member ~f the club. These ness manager, publicity director, X.U. Sodality held its election students to enter their dates In The members of the publicity are now available from. the music librarian, and sergeants­ of officers for next year on the Empress of Family Day Con­ committee will act as judges of members and very soon will go at-arms. Monday, April 20. The four test. Last year, the out-of-town this contest. Special care has on sale in South Hall. A patron These newly eiected officers Sodalists voted into office were students were very much the been taken to insure an impar­ ticket entitles the holder to a and their retiring com1·ades have two sophomores and two juniors. winners of this contest to deter· tial decision of the judges. The reserved seat a.t the c~n.cert an.d many arrangements to make and Prefect for next year is junior mine which group, day-hop or names of the girls and the names dance, and, m addit10n, his many obligations to fulfill before Hank Rigler, a most capable and dormie, dates the prettier, more of their dates will not be known name appears on the program as the end of the season. The Chi· popular personality. His assist­ personable girls. This year, from to the judges. Page two of the a special ~riend of th~ Clef Club. cago trip on May 9 and 10 stands ants are sophomore Terry Toep­ all indications, they have a big entry blank will be detached The cost 1s $5.00. A ~icket to the out as one of the most important ker, Vice-Prefect; sophomore head start. from the rest of the form and concert and dance is $3.00 and in the history of the club. Sing­ Jerry Hair, Secretary; and junior The Empress of Family Day filed according to the number on the concert on~y tickets are $1.00. ing a joint concert with the Lou Busemeyer, Treasurer. the top of the page. At this time, The patron drive closes May 5. young ladies of Rosary College The retiring officers are sen­ will be named the night of the 11ance. She and four finalists will the dorm students hold a slight Amid the plans and prepara· begins a new field of endeavor iors :Frank Peterlin, Prefect; edge in the number of forms Ken Schneider, Vice-Prefect; be presented at the Clef Club tlons for this big social event, for the Clef Club. Excerpts from Concert on the previous evening. submitted. Remember, there are the Clef Club held Its eleetloDI the regular concert program will and Treasurer George Haas. only ten days left. Tickets may Busemeyer was also in office as To enter his girl in this contest, for the year 1959-1960. Bob Mc· be sung, but the highlight of the all a Xavier student must do is be purchased in South Hall or Laughlin Is the new president evening's entertainment will be Secretary. from any member of the ticket Besides these four offices there purchase one $2.50 Presidential replacing Jim Mooney who bas the joint glee club's rendition of Ball ticket, obtain the entry blank committee. done such a capable job of a medley of tunes from MY is a Sodality Council consisting of three Senior Sodalists and which accompanies the ticket, handling the club this past year. FAm LADY. attach the ticket stub to the Bulletin Tom Cahill was elected business Yet by far the most important two Probationist Sodalists. The Senior members a re Denny entry blank, fill out the blank Attendance at the Honors Con­ manager and bas to flll the shoes future activity is the Spring and return it to the ticket sales­ vocation ls required of all full· of Dave Huhn, responsible for Concert and Dance. Chairmen Doherty, Tom Geraghty, and Jim Jlrkans. The two Probatlonist man. Unless the rules stated on · time students in the College of the fine concert season experl· Bill Drach and Tom Cahill, along the entry blank are complied Arts and Sciences. Dress regula­ enced by the members this year. with Bob Novak, Bob Nawalan­ Councilors are Bob McLaughlin and Bob Marth. with, the entry will be judged tions specify a coat and tie for Also eleeted to office were Bob iec, and Bob M~Laughlin, have invalid. all except ROTC students, who Kopecky vice • president; Bob busied themselves for many This group of nine Sodalists Students are urged to remem­ have the altematlve of weartn1 Marchal,' secretary; and Mike. weeks in an all-out eUort to will form the legislative and ber that prizes will be awarded their military uniform. Timmerman, treasurer. Tb e 1 e make this the best one yet. (Continued on Pace 8) -PAGE TWO XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1959 X.Ue News Editorial Music Attention Student Council! Our new Student Councii which seats Monday, May 11, Stand will have problems and points of business to take into con· sideration. And the News does not wish to burden it with any . by John Lopdon unnecessary problems. However, we believe t·his is necessary. Success has arrived for Tony The News asks Student Council to petition the City of· b7 R. DeVereauJC Vanek Bennett. He works 30 weeks a Cincinnati for the installment of a traffic light at the corner year in the top night clubs in the of Herald Avenue and Dana Avenue. At present there is a ...... country; does about a dozen crosswalk there which should give the citizen-pedestrian-stu­ Scientific advancements are a dull axe to test the elasticity dent the right to cross Dana Avenue. However, Cincinnati creating, slowly but surely, a of his neck muscles. And you guest shots on such TV shows as Steve Allen and Dinah Shore; motorists have completely ignored the right of the crosswalk utopia. Man is reaching a stand- can bet your last tax stamp that and the pedestrian must run, skip, or jump across the street ard of living which is beyond the he suffered more than he would has five million-seller records to his credit and currently makes. to avoid an accident with automobiles that are usually exceed­ wildest dream of his ancestors. have if you simply perform a ing the downhill speed limit of twenty J!1Ues per hour. But man and science are neglect- little operation at his hatching. f.ive albums and four or five ing our two, three, four and five When the chickees. have finally singles a year. This summer, The most critical hours are 7:00-9:00 a.m. and 4:00-6:00 p.m. footed friends; namely the ani- pecked their way out of the egg, Tony and Teresa Brewer will be The morning hours are the occasion of dismissal of students mals. It is a necessary evil that the Achilles tendon could be Perry Como's vacation ·replace­ with late classes or labs and quitting time for administration animals be slaughtered for severed causing them to walk in ments. employees. human consumption, but is sci- circles. Two years of walking in Overdedicatlon In addition to this there are a number of ladies who ence striving to make their circles and you have some of the The effect of all this on Ben­ attend thE' 12:05 Mass in Bellarmine Chapel each day. Because demise any easier? dizziest chickens imaginable who nett? "My main problem now Is they are not allowed to park in the faculty section or on the What has science done to make finally become frustrated and overdedication," Tony . told me University Drive, they are faced with the task of crossing the cows' last moo any easier to stop walking in circles. They . while he was in Clncy for a Dana Avenue. · · moo? They still use the old ham- have never been anywhere and Beverly Hills appearance. "I'm The motorist cannot plead ignorance of the crosswalk, for mer and do a macabre job beat- they won't mjss much when you just about married to show busi­ the first sign he meets as he rounds the bend on Dana Avenue ing the poor beasts' brains out. at last put . them out of their ness; whenever I have to make sports the large black letters CROSSWALK on a yellow They could make the job more misery. a decision between the stage and background. humane, more comical, and more Think of that poor little dirty any other part of my life, the The light at Victory Parkway and O'Brien Terrace was a efficient. Por ejemplo (it means pig who now is killed with a stage always wins out." ' necessity and despite its abuse by the students the News the same thing in English) why common buteher knife. Wouldn't Jazz Important believes a light at Herald Avenue and Dana Avenue is a not have the cow stand in cement his last squeal be a happier one Jazz plays an important part likewise necessity. It might require a good deal of work now until his feet have hardened. if he were first hypnotized by in his success, says Tony. "I use to ,pbtain the -traffic light, but why wait until someone is After a few months of this you the farmer into believing he was a lot of jazz in ·my night club hit-in the crosswalk? · have a few· tons of manure and a fish and then put into a well? act. It keeps the show alive; a discontented cow who would, And as soon as he realized his something's · always happening; Wbat About The Criminal?. if he had the chance, kill him- mistake, he'd be floating on the Ralph Sharon and his trio, who self anyway. It's a blessing to top and you could spear him out back . me up, are accomplished Good or bad, example always has its material conse­ him when at last he sees the with a window closer. jazz musicians. Jazz makes every quences. The spasmodic clusters of prison riots and mass farmer approach, sawed-off shot- Men of science should turn an performance different and helps attempts at escape illustrate this quite vividly. For right.now gun in hand. ear to our bleating little friends me to enjoy singing." these fifty states are in the "riot cycle." But it is not the And when you eat that chicken, and remember "all's well that Bennett and Basie example nor the cycle that we would treat .now; let us rather have you ever taken into con- ends well." The way the animals Bennett feels that jazz is on examine the occasion and cause. sideration the fact that he met are butchered today makes me the way to commercial success. Speaking objectively, the News believes that imprison­ his Maker when somebody used SICK! "Within three years," says Tony, ment is a necessary and just punishment for one who. has "jazz will replace rock and. roll ______..... ,_ ...... _..._l_RllH ... llHlllllllllUllllllllllllll991111119111 injured society in some manner.· And the News does not on the radio and in the juke believe in some of the ridiculous and pious psychiatric· and boxes. I've just made two album psychological claims that the criminal must be treated with with the Count Basie Orchestra, nothing but kindness, as a child. There are some proven a great jazz band, and had· a ball methods of rehabilitation for individuals and these- are to be STAGELIGHTS doing it." Incidentally, the first exploited to the fullest. of these albums, "In Person," on But the criminal must not only be punished by removing bJ Stafford P. Moone1 Columbia, has sold 55,000 eopies him from the environment in a free society to a penal environ· since its release last month. The ment. Hard labor, just solitary confinement for extreme other album, "Basie Swings; disciplinary measures, deprivation of personal· luxuries are ...... __...... _...... " Bennett Sings," which Tony all just forms of punishment. -··-·-•If considers the better of the two .. • Like foreign automobiles, foreign movies have made no discs, is due to be released by · Yet .the case of the criminals involves, according to them, small dent upon the American market. Europeans seem to be extreme abuses of these punishments. When a man sins against the Roulette label today. society through crime he does not automatically forfeit his able to supply the small but important qualities lacki~g in Coming Album right to exist, or die as the case may be, as a rational animal. American-made products. This week I was fortunate to view Bennett's next Columbia album He does forfeit his right to exist as a part of the society he ·two imports of some note. is an innovation which Tony was made to exist in. If his punishment for a heinous crime thinks may start a trend in vocal The f i rs t, THE HORSE'S greeted by a wrecking crew and demands punishment of an equally heinous nature, the scales MOUTH, was an ingenious erea­ !p's. "We did each song twice; of justice must be replaced with the scimjtar of. revenge and rendered into dust. Even this first I did a vocal, then Ralph tion of a genius Alec Guinness. assault on art failed to dull artist the motto "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." · This little gem had all the Guin­ Burns and an orchestra· contain­ Guiness' spirit who, somehow I ing such jazzmen as Al Cohn Without investigation we cannot judge the legitimacy of ness charm plus the usual British believe, will always be seeking the criminals' cases. But should an investigation prove that self-criticism for their conserva­ and Urbie Green gave it an in­ for a bare spot to decorate. · · strumental treatment." Bennett they are ·treated as brute animals, that. they do not have tism, which they will admit is proper health and sanitation standards, that the nature of the best. "My Uncle" , thinks that this device will make it easier to sustain a mood for solitary confinement is such that it inevitably causes illness Guinness Jobless The second charmer was the that their food is not wholesome so that the human body award winner, MY UNCLE. All the whole· album, a problem i~ Alec Guinness portrays the prevented from functioning properly, that first offenders are the romance and satire that the which faces m o s t recording seedy artist, lately unemployed French ean muster was present artists today. P.la.c~~ in cells with "lif':r~" ~ithout any regard to the pos­ for the last twenty years, who sibilities of honest rehabihtation; then we believe that there in this delightful little eameo. TV Serles still possesses a slight but appar­ should be a reform and relurn to legislation that· would cor­ Jacques Tati was the relative in Future plans for Tony Bennett ent thirst toward the world of question and although be may include a TV series filmed in the rect such a ~iscarriage of justice. And where such legislation art. be considered as a "Black major cities of the world, with does not exist, our. elec~ed representatives-city, state and "Feet" Tony doing songs connected with federal-should consider it a matter of duty to see that it is Sheep," Uncle Tati possessed the formulated and actuated. 1.D.D. He cons some "patrons of art" clash with the overtones of mod­ the par-ticular . locale; concert into the use of their apartment ernism. His ·wanderings through performances, a la Sammy Davis; big night clubs, previously for­ where he gives vent to his cre­ the labyrinths of modern design and knocking 20 strokes off his bidden territory for jazz groups; ative genius by producing an were amusing but alarmingly golf score. Of this last item, Tony the Basie-Bennett albums men­ Bulletin epic fresco of "Feet." After this ·true. · claims that' he agreed to do the tioned above . are a big step in The Freshman ·and Sophomore misadventure, he sets about fill­ Fine Show Perry Como show this summer if making· jazz a commercial suc­ ing a side of an old ruin with MY U N C L E so skillfully Perry will help out with his golf cess. The latest .Basie Ip, "One boatrlde, as announced b7 the a scene from Noah's Ark. This weaved patterns of contrast in game. "I'd like to do a vocal More Time," is a collection of co-chairmen, Andy Odoardl and task is accomplished with the the architecture of human events album with Thelonious Monk, originals from the pen of Quincy Dave Guenther, will be HELD combined efforts of a score of that any amount of praise would too;" he adds. (Monk is about as Jones, whom I consider the best MAY' 6, 1959 OD the lobmon art students and patrons; how­ far out a~ any jazz musician) band arranger in the business. be an understatement of its Party Boat. Tickets WILL BE ever, on its completion it was effect. Tony was a day late starting The Basie band really roars on his Beverly engagement because "Muttnik," "Rat Race," a n d $4.00 PER COUPLE and will be of a high fever; singer Jerri "Quince." Recommended listen­ SOLD ON A FIRST-COME, XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS Adams filled in for him. Before ing. FIRST-SERVE basis, due to the he left town Friaay, Tony gave The stumbling block for most Publllhed wfflcJJ durtn1 the .ellool 1e•r except durlnf vacaiton pertod1 by XavleF limited space oD the boat. The UnlventtJ, Hamilton CountJ, llvemton, ClnellUUIU, Oblo. e1.110 per year. Jerri an expensive watch for jazz improvisers is the ballad; it boat will leave the doek at l:ntered u IHOlld clau ma«er October 4, 11411 at tba Post Office •t takes a lot of talent to sustain ClnclnnaU, Ohio under the Aet of lbreb s, lllTt. doing the subbing. That is a good 8:00 P.M. AND ARRIVE BACK BDITOa·Df·CBll!F...... Rober& G. Queenan, '119 clue ·to the kind of guy Tony a solo in a slow tempo. It's a BY MIDNIGHT. Tickets are 1oln1 llANAGIHG l!DITOB...... Denny DohertJ, 'GI Bennett is-a credit to his pro­ pleasure, then, to hear one of AIBOCIATI! EDITORS...... Tom Cahlll, '60, Jerry Martin, '61, Ward Doerlnr, 'G:? to be SOLD BY YOUR RE· FEATUal! WBITER...... ;...... Wayne Fehr, '119 fession. the newest jazz pianists, Bill SPECTIVE CLASS OFFICERS STAFF Rl!PORTERS...... Mlke Marklewlcs, '61 Jim Keller •111 Evans, do a beautiful job on Ed Stubenraaeb, '8:?, Franll Hulefeld, '6:?, Frau Mc1'fanu1, '61 ' Bob Brady' •91' and at advertised times ID South Biii lllolon)', 'II:?, Jack Lellloatt, '81 ' ' ' PLATTER PICKS- "Young and Foolish" and "What COLUllNllTB...... E. 9. Edelmann, '60, Stafford 1'1ooney, '1111, .John Lorsdon '60 Hall. NO STAG PERSONS WILL R. DaVereaus Vanek, '80, Pat Wleehman ' Currently the hottest big band is There to Say?" in the River· BE ALLOWED ON THE BOAT. SPORTS EDITOR...... Ed Adams •eo ,in the country is the Count Basie side album, "Everybody Digs Bill •••••TANT IPORTI l!DITOB...... ::n;p O'Danlal: '61 Please be aware of the fut SPORTI WBITERB ...... Jaek Garduer, '1111, .Joe Pelroeelll, 'GO Ron Koch '61 orchestra. The market has been Evans." Also noteworthy on this that havln1 hard liquor on the Tam Kall, 'Ill, Larrr Borne, 'Im · ' ' • flooded with Basie albums; the ClaCULATION llANAGER8...... Cbarle1 Blanll, '63 Gary Graft •ot fine album is the exciting drum boat ls 1roundl for e:spullioa BVIDJSll llANAGBR...... Ed Bebroeder: •n band has worked in places like work of Philly Jo Jones, one of PACVLft ~ODSRATOR ...... ;...... lllr. TbomH o. "••II from the unlvenlt)'. the Waldorf-Astoria and other the best modern percussionists. XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1959 PAGE TBBBE

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ADVENTURES IN SOCIAL SCIENCE: NO. 3 Today, ranging again into the fascinating world of social science, let us take up the subject of anthropology-the study of man devised this little scheme as a What! Ninety•four guys in a of things, and the Cincinnati and his origins. campaign stunt for Luedtke who ENQUIRER thought the action hearse? Who ever wanted to get was running for Student Coun­ The origin of mun was indeed a puzzle until the Frenchman, original enough to give it front Into a hearse? It seems .like John cil. The current telephone booth Jean-Louis Sigafoos, discovered the skull and shinbone of (Kado) Caton alid Frank Luedtke fever has extended to all sorts page billing. Pithccant.liropus ·Ercctus in Java in 1891. What Sigafoos was doing in Java is, iucidcntully, quite an odd little story. Sigafoos BULLETIN w:~s a Pal'isian born and bred. By day one could always find fflt' Meal• at Hom• ... All Xavier University student him at :L sidewalk cafe, sipping barley water and ogling the for lunchea at Wor~ or Scbool .•• organization picnics . must be girls; each night he went to a fashionable casino where he registered In the Student Activ­ gambled heavily at roulette and go-fish; in between times he ities Office and approved by the worked on his stump collection, which was one of the largest Dean of Men prior to their being in Paris. advertised or publicized in any ...--~~-..... way. All housing arrangements for HOMOGENIZm MU QUALITY v CHEKD students living off campus next year must be approved by the (with Vitamin D) IG CREAM Dean of Men's Office in writing. Before such arrangements are 1My can't be beat as Healthful Food finalized, therefore, students in· mid Rehshktg Dessertl At your Favorit9 • tending to live off campus next food Slorel for Home Delivery call CHerry year must submit their plans to · 1-lllO, or ask your French-Bauer driverl the Dean of Men's Office for written approval. ~ ,_,. I 111111 Mir PIOllUCll 94CI , .. IWd1 ~I ··11..--..-.1o.,..the11..tl" Accounting Talks Held In cooperation with George Well sir, one summer Sigafoos lost his entire fortune gambling Selzer, chairman o~ the account­ ing department and associate at the casino. He was seriously contemplating suicide when, director of the National Associa­ quite uncxpectcclly, a letter arrived from one Lotus Petal tion of AccQuntants, a special McGinnis, a Javanese girl and an avid stamp collector, with program has been arranged for whom Sigafoos had been corresponding from time to till;le speakers of the National Asso­ through the intcrnution:1l stamp collectors journal. Until now ciation of Accountants to address the nature of thefr correspondence, though friendly, had been accounting students at Xavier on strictly philatelic, but in this new letter Lotus Petal declared Wednesday, April 29. that although she had never laid eyes on Sigafoos, she loved George Sanders, C.P.A., tax him and wanted to marry him. She said she wa~ eighteen years manager of Arthur Anderson & old, beautiful and docile, and her father, the richest man in the Company, will speak on "Taxes"; tribe, had agreed to give half his fortune to the husband of her Wm. B. Rapien Jr., supervisor choice. Sigafoos, penniless and desperate, immediately booked of costs and budgets, American Standard Co., wjll talk on "Cost passage for Java. Accounting"; and Arch M. Stock­ The first sight of his prospective bride foiled to delight Sign· ard, . assistant professor of ac­ foos. She was, as she said, bcautiful..:...but only by local stand­ counting, Miami Univerity, will ards. Sigafoos had serious doubts that her pointed scarlet teeth discuss "Auditing" at the Eve­ and the chicken bones hanging from her ears would be con­ ning College. sidered chic along the Champs Elys~cs. But sobering us was the sight of Lotus Petal, Sigafoos had an even greater disappointment coming when he met her father. Oet WILDROOT The old gentleman was, us Lotus Petal claimed, the richest man in the tribe, but, unfortunately, the medium of exchange in his CREAM·Oll Charlie!· tribe was prune pits. Sigafoos took one look at the mound of prune pits which was his dowry, gnashed his teeth, and stomped off into the jungle, swearing vilely and kicking at whatever lay in his path. Stomp­ ing thus, swearing thus, kicking thus, Sigafoos kicked over a heap of old bones which-what do you know!-turned out to be Pithccanthropus Ercctus l But I disgress. From the brutish Pithccanthropus, man evolved slowly upward in intellect. By the Middle Paleolithic period man had invented the leash, which was a remarkable technical achievement, but frankly not particularly useful until the Mesolithic period when man invented the dog. Q.E.D. In the Neolithic period came the most important discovery Y-. lt'a been d~onatrated time and time in the history of mun-the discovery of agriculture. Why is th~ apin, that for.real refreshment it's Coke so important? Ilccnuse, good friends, without agriculture there every time! Add up. that cold crisp taste, would be no tobacco, and without tobacco there would be no that lively lift,and you really have a drink Marlboro, and without Marlboro you would be without the worth 1oin1 after. So whenever the crowd finest filter cigarette that money can buy, and I would be with· bu a m1iltiple thirst, make th~ high alp out u job. of'1ood t&ate ••• paaa around the That's why. 01t111M.. 111aui..u Ooca-Colal Quod Erat Demomtrandunil l11•ri11'1 Ph1r•••Y • • • 8B RBALl.Y BB~SJIBD ••• HAVB A. COKBI The Drug Stl11'e Clo1est To Xavier Univeririt11 Witliout tobacco 11ou would alto be without Marlboro'• •l•ter MEirose l--701 cigarette, Philip Morrl•, a non-filter •moke that can't be lotlltd .Mer authorlfJ of 1ht Coco.Cola Compan~ b1 • 3611 Mont1omer1 Boacl beat. Philip Morrl• or Marlboro-pick 11our plea1ure. • THE COCA-COLA IOTI'LING WORKS COMPANY PAGE FOUR XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1959 Varsity Triumphs 12-6 In Spring Game · Three quick, long-distance touchdowns, the e~tirety of hour and ten minutes to play. ·o·-=- the night's scoring, highlighted the 13th a~nual Sprmg Game Terry Meyer, for being called on held last Saturday evening at Corcoran Field. pass interference, swiped the - "Mick Connolly's 1959 Muske------referee's flag, and former cap­ Iv teers, confronted by a big, well­ tain Arthur J. DelConte, was prepared alumni eleven, edged asked to leave the game for the old timers 12-6. The varsity steping on Ed Mazurek's head. · .. J leaped to a 6-0 advantage the "Jocko" Serieka paced the Ed 1q ground-gainers with 64 yards in Adam first time it held possesion of the ball, when George Noonan 12 attempts for a 5.3 average. scampered home on a 69-yard Noonan gained 42 yards in 10 ! ·~ punt return. tires for a 4.2 mean, while Larry ~ Cox averaged 2.6 yards in 12 News Sports Editor Blocking on the play was attempts. Meyer's 3.8 average termed by Connolly as "magnif­ topped the alums. CAPTAIN "DUCKY," AN EXCELLENT CHOICE- icent." Not one AU-Star laid a Toastmaster Dick Bray beckoned the ne~ly-~ame~ 1~59-60 Costello Tops Passen hand on the fleet "Flea,'' as he In the passing department Ron basketball captain t.o the microphone. Walk1:;ig JaU~~Ily m an dashed down the left sideline to attempt to cover· his nervousness, Bowyer Ducky Castelle pay dirt. Costello hit on 5 of 11 tosses, ·Eddie Thomas on 2 of 4 and Irv approached -the mike to address the assembly at the 1959 The second period saw iboth Xavier Basketball Banquet. Etler on 1 of 2. Outstanding All­ clubs tally once and set the Star tossers were Lane (8 of 19) Clenching the rostrum with both hands, Captain "Ducky" scoreboard at its final margin. Castelle surveyed the crowd, shifted his weight, scratched his and Roger Bertoia (2 of 6). Varsity scoring was concluded Terry Meyer Attendance was 1500. head, grinned shyly and remarked, ·"Man, I can pla:y, before for the night when "Jocko" thousands of you but I can't talk before ten of you. Paces Alums Five minutes later, ''Ducky" had confounded that state· ~=:::~~ro~a~~: ai~~ ~ ci4:;:i~~~ like Lane, ·Meyer ·and (Joe) Castelle Named ment by having delivered what the crowd acclaimed as the 'back Ron Costello. The AU-Star's Schroeder turned in fine per­ most eloquent speech they'd heard a. Xavier athlete give. · 1one TD came on a 70-yard pass formances." Captain; Viviano Those of the crowd who expected a clown to speak heard play from "Pappy" ·Lane to The Spring Game was replete an editorial writer at his best. Those who expected poor with oddities, also. The pass- Aivarded MVP Cup Terry Meyer. happy first haM required one English heard concise English, and those who expected bab- To Play Pro bling heard oratory. . Meyer, who previously had • • • "I'm humbly proud to receive. this honor," began "Ducky." expressed no interest at all in Final Spring Game Statistics "If there's one thing for which an athlete hopes, it's to be playing pro football, announced Varsity Alumni named the captain of his college team." after the ·game that he hoped to First Downs ...... 15 10 . Minutes later "Ducky" spoke of next year. "We may not try out with the Canadians. By Rushing ...... 10 2 score as many baskets as this year's team did, or we may not Connolly termed the All-Stars, By Passing ...... 5 8 grab as many rebounds. But one thing I know for sure, if it's "the best alumni team I've ever By Penalty ...... 0 0 in my power, and that is that we'll have more desire. I don't faced. They were well-condi­ Yds. Gained Rush. 157 30 mean to say that this year's team lacked desire, but that next tioned, big, and had an excellent Yds. Gained Pass. 159 225 year's team will have more than enough of it." He was sincere game plan. In addition, fellows Yds. " By Penalty 15 10 and was predicting a real possibility, Number Passes Att. 17 29 "Ducky" Castelle is one of the greatest advocates of desire Numb. Passes Comp. 8 11 I know. He's synonomous with the phrase, "Man, I hate to Sailors Finish Passes lntercep. By 1 1 lose." He's not a great shot, but no Xavier cager has worked Number Penalties .... 4 3 more on a deficiency than "Ducky" has on his shooting. Third, Sixth In Yards Penalized .... 10 20 It might almost be superfluous to say that I think "Ducky" Times Fumbled ...... 1 2 will make Xavier's finest roundball captain since Jimmy Pair Of Regattas Fumbles Recovered 3 0 Boothe. His great asset is desire, and, if it can be. made to Xavier's Sail:ing Club entered Number Punts ...... 3 6 infect his teammates, it could be the most momentous infection two regattas during the last two Punting Yardage .. 107 190 since the bubonic plague. weekends, taking a sixth place Punting Average 35.7 31.7 The appointment of Bowyer Gates Castelle to the cap• in one and a third in the other. ~?~] taincy may be the best thing that's happened to Xavier bas• In the Intersectional Regatta, Robertson, Hawkins "Ducky" Castelle ketball all year. April 18 and 19 at Columbus, Cage Captain '59-'60 * * * * * which Wisconsin won, X·avier Top All-Opponent Tea1n At the 1959 BasketbaU Banquet SPRING GAME LEAVES QUESTIONS- finished sixth in a field of eleven FIRST TEAM-:- last week, Joe Viviano, Hank Saturday night, under the lights of Corcoran Field, Coach entries. Joe Creager was high Oscar Robertson .... Univ. of Cin. Stein, Ron Nicolai and "Ducky" Harry "Mick" Connolly exhibited the 1959 version of the point skipper for Xavier. Tom Hawkins ...... Notre Dame Castelle carried off honors. Musketeer Football Squad. Although protested out of two Ralph Crosthwaite Western, Ky. Viviano was presented the The varsity show wasn't bad, but neither was it good, races, depriving them of a first Mike Moran ...... Marquette News Most Valuable Player tro­ and no review of the game can avoid mention of the weaker place and a second place finish Charlie BrowJ!...... Seattle phy, Stein and Nicolai respec­ scenes. , respectively, the Xavier Sailors tively won the Jim McCafferty It was evident that the varsity cast hadn't had enough copped third place in the Ohio awards for the Best Free Throw rehearsing, an impression later confirmed by ·Coach Connolly. Champs Regatta last Saturday Shooter and the Best Rebounder Even though his charges eked out a 12-6 victory, "Mick" said, and Sunday at Wooster. Steve and Castelle was named Xavier's "We're awfully green. The kids needed more work this spring Schultz was Xavier high point 1959-60 Captain. than we could possibly give them." skipper. Featured speakers were the Connolly was most pleased with his defense. Alumni Next regatta for the Sailing Rev. Paul L. O'Connor, S.J., runners moved for only 30 yards on the ground. Through the . Club will ·be _the Detroit Yacht McCaf.ferty, Frosh ·coach Ruberg air, however, the Stars amassed 225 yards on 11 completions Club Invitational, May 9. and J. ,Barre~t Buse. in 29 attempts. ~xplained "Mick,''- "We practiced defensing the All-Star offense only 20 minutes this spring. We were Athletic Department too busy concentrating on fundamentals." · lntramurals The herky-jerky varsity offense was another story. Al· ""Athletics"· Romp In though it accumulated 331 yards, it scored only one TD. A The intramural softball tour­ trio of quarterbacks, Eddie Thomas, Ron Costello and Irv Volleyball Tourney ney, running In two leagues, Etler, shared the signal-calling duties, but neither impressed Coached by Don Ruberg, the began a week ago Tbunclay. enough to take a toe-hold on next fall's starting job. Athletic Department "Athletics" Bain has hampered most of the An observer's first impulse was to predict that the fall romped to the volleyball tourna­ activity for. the 11-team field. of '59 will be a long one. Yet, actually, how much of a criterion ment championship last week in The· table-tennis tourney Is the Fieldhouse. · ]. PAUL SHEEDY,• hair expert, says: "Wiltl• is the Spring Game? The varsity won last yea1· 58-0 and root keeps hair neat aod hamsome all day completing first-round aetlon. followed up with a 5-5 season. The championship match saw long." Plans are bein1 made for a The Spring Game result may have as much real bearing the AD's defeat the Cellar­ •Qf l3l So, llarri1 I/it! Rd., H'illi11m1uil'•1 N.Y. horse-shoe-pitchln1 tourney and as the Grapefruit League, Dwellers 21-7 and 21-11. Pacing .for the annual JM track-and­ the Athletic Department was 6-8 Ju~talittlebit field day. Watch the New• for "Big Jim" Mccafferty, whose of Wildroot roo.._:! • )... Golfers Win Two Of Five, Even Record; and ... WOW! • future announcements In these cohorts included Harry "Mick" regards. Connolly, G e o r g e Gilmartin, Tennis Team Victorious In Opener Norm Deeb, Ed Biles, "Muscles" Miami University handed the take on the Flyers next Tuesday. Cherry, Ralph Lane, Art Del- Xavier Golfers a 17-10 loss Tues­ Xavier's tennis team got off .· Conte and Bob Massman. day to even the Musketeers' to a good start, downmg Wilm­ The Cellar-Dwellers were led season record at 4-4. Scores for ington College 4-3 in a darkness­ by basketballers Ron Nicolai, MILLER'S ALL STAR Xavier were Joe. Ziegler's 74, shortened matc4 Tuesday, April Jim Haffner and Jim Dentinger. Denny Delrose's 77, 80's by Ed 21 on the Xavier ·courts. · "We killed them," claimed the J·acob, Dick Baerman and Carl Trio Wins Singles AD's exuberant coach Ruberg, Schlottman, and Wally Stetzel's Singles winners for Coach Bob whose club didn't lose a match 90. Massman's netters were Mike in its march to the title. At pres­ DAIRY AU. STIR FOODS X Defeats VIiia, Uc Mcconville, Bob Peterson, and ent the exuberance of the Ath· Ray Baldwin's linksmen split Jack Adam, with Mcconville letic Department is exceeded even in their last four matches, and Peterson taking their doubles only by its humble innuendoes 1 losing 171h-19 h to Miami, April match. One doubles match ·was about magnificent volleyball. 17, downing Villa Madonna 17·1 curtailed :md another cancelled At tbe risk of edltorlaUzlnr, April 21, edging Cincinnati 15- by darknf'ss. the writer sursuts that the next 12 last Friday, and falling to Another scheduled meet with volleyball tournament be more The • of Shield Quality Ohio U. 24%-2% last Saturday. Wilmington, Monday of this stronrlY supported by the stu· The golfers have matches at week, was rained out. Upcoming dents, In order tO make Ufe more Fort Knox tomorrow and Sun­ matches are Dayton here today bearable to those of us who fre- 656 EAST McMILLAN WO 1-2474 day, then travel to Dayton to and Cincinnati there Monday. . quent the Atble&lc Department. XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1959 PAGE ftVE Baseballers Face Three Foes Next Week; Hope for Comeback by Rap O'Daniel, News Asst. Sports Edit~r Three games ·in three days face the Xavier Baseballers next week as they at~empt to improve on a sagging 2-9 season mark. With ten games remaining, indications are it will be an uphill struggle all the way. A deluge. Monday afternoon washed out two scheduled con­ LINESCORES tests this week-Ohio U. at Hanover .... 500 000 020-7 7 1 Athens, Monday, which was once Xavier ...... 000 100 001-7 2 4 previously postponed, and Villa Madonna, Tuesday. Hill and Howe; Strenk and Poil­ Games scheduled for next lon, Boylan (9) week are Villa Madonna Mon- Hanover .... 120 420 0-9 6 4 day, Miami Tuesday, and Wright- x Patterson at Dayton Wednesday. avier ...... ooo 611 0-8 12 6 The Musketeers managed to Watters, Edwards (5) and Howe, win but one of five games played Witham (4); Tepe, Dresmann (2), in the last two weeks, that a Williams (4), Haas (5) and Boy­ hard-earned 7-6 decision over Ian, Poillon (4) . Wright-'Patterson Air Force base Xavier .: .. 000 000 000-0 9 4 in 15 innings. Defeats were dealt Miami .. 100 331 03x-1111 2 by Hanover twice, 7-2 and 9-8, Dresmann, Penker (4), Tepe (7) Miami 11-0 and Marshall 5-1. and Poillon, Boylan (8); Kirch- Ruberg Puzzled dorfer and Kuehn, Rallis (9) Coach Don RUlberg, puzzled by W.-P. 002 000 000 100 003-613 2 the mediocrity of play thus far, X.U. 001 010 000 100 004-713 4 remarked, "I can't figure this Koger, Patton (6), Kennedy (15) club out. When the season started, and Courtney; Haas, Strenk. (6), I thought this was going to be a Haas (7), Strenk (12) and Poil­ great .ball club. We certainly Ion have the potential." That old "pitcher's friend"-the double play-is not only one of the most exciting to watch, but Inability to eomblne the three Marshall .... 000 020 003-5 7 2 one of the most important plays in baseball. Here, one of Xavier's "keystone combinations," consisting important phases of the game- Xavier ...... 000 000 100-1 6 3 of shortsto11 Carl Labmeier, left, and second baseman Terry Brannen demonstrates the start of a hitting, pitching, and defense-at Reynolds. and Preston; Dresmann, double play. Labmeier, a rifle-armed senior, is in his third year with the varsity, while sophomore the same time has been the root Penker (9) _and Poillon Brannen is a "rookie." of most of the trouble. While the hitters were silent in the first six contests, the pitching and defense carried the load; now, with the batsmen regaining their eyes in varying degrees, the other departments have suffered. Gallagher Leacls Bitters Leading batsmen are center­ fielder Mike Gallagher (.400), lefbfielder Lou Reib,ling (.333) and rightfielder John Gieske (.314). Coming on strong in recent English: NEARSIGHTED PROFESSOR games have been third-sacker Barry Wagner, shortstop Jerry Thlnkll•h tranalallon: This fellow has so Casper, catcher Denny Polllon many degrees, he looks like a thermom­ and second-baseman Terry Bran- eter. He's so myopic, he needs glasses to nen. Errors Help Hanover view things with alarm. Though quite Not quite one hour after the the man ofletters, the only ones he favors News had gone to press Wednes­ are L.S./M.F.T." ~'I take a dim view of day afternoon, April 15, carrying a statement by Coach Ruberg other brands,'' he says. "Give me the calling the defense in the first honest taste of a Lucky Strike!" We see six games "magnificent," the this chap as a sort of squintellectual (but Musketeers completed a double­ header with Hanover. :fi remarkably farsighted when it comes In this twin blll, the Muske· to cigarettes). teers committed no less than ten errors, six In the second game, to hand the visitors 11 unearned L, runs. Hanover won both games, taking the first '7-Z and the sec­ ond 9-8. The only bright spot of the day was a 12-hit ·Xavier out­ burst in the second game, with HOW TO MAKE '25 Brannen and Reibling collecting Take a word-television, for example. With it, you cari make commer­ three safeties each and Poillon cial TV (sellevision), loud TV (yellevision), bad TV (smellevision) and two. good TV (swellevision). 'l~hat's Thinklish-and it's that easy! We're Saturday, April 18, the X-Men garnered nine hits-two each by paying $25 for the Thinklish words judged best-your check is itching Brannen and Gleske-but left to go! Send your words to Lucky Strike, Box 67A, Mt. Vernon, New ten runners stranded and did not York. Enclose your name, address, college or university and class. score as Miami rolled to an 11-0 win at Osford. After battling Wright-Patter­ Get the genuine article son on even terms for 14 innings Apvil 22, the Muskies allowed the visitors three runs in the Get the honest taste top of the 15th, semmingly seal­ ing their doom. They rallied to win '7 -8, how· of a LUCKY STRIKE ever, as Gleske walked, Jerry Wessels smashed a tremendous triple, Jerry Lukowlt1 walked, and Poillon doubled to set the stage for wlnnlnr pitcher Dick Strenk's same-wtnnlnr alnrle • .Bl'annen and Wagner each tripled and singled, Poillon d.oubled and singled and Ca5per smgled twice to account for eight of Xavier's 13 hits. Three. unearned ruu In tbe top of the 9tla oUnolletl a 1·1 vie· tory for ManbaJ1 Ju& FildaJ. Casper's two llarl• letl X&vler l'rotlurt of J:&~~-~;,our miidlt m1m.1• at bat. . , I

PAGE SIX CINCINNATI, OHIO, FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1959 MILITARY MUSINGS The· News Salutes by Ed Stubenrauch The Senior Of The Week by Larry Borne The Xavier University ROTC new members of Xavier's Order hers. Rifle Club held its annual "Date of Military Merit held on April Hugh· Farrell The Knights of Columbus Shoot," Friday night, April 17, 21, 1959, the following officers started its own house this year 1959. The purpose of the "Date were elected for the 1959-1960 Hugh Farrell has been one of third Hugh dropped the Indiana on Reading Road. It conducts Shoot" is to teach the young girl academic year. President, Rodney Xavier's most active students in Club but added the Dorm Coun­ dances, a .picnic and communion W. McMullen; vice president, friends of the Rifle Club mem­ the past four years. Coupled with cil, the Knight of Columbus and breakfasts throughout the year. bers the art of markmanship. William L. Lamey; secretary, Eight couples attended the match. Stephen J. Snyder; treasurer, his HAB course he has taken part was selected for the XOMM, the Hugh is also vice-president of Appropriate awards were given Robert S. Nawalaniec. in numerous clubs at school. ROTC honor society. the Clef Club; he travelled with to the young ladies who fired the Pei:shing Rifles A graduate of Cathedral High Bugh was also taken into the this club on its trips last year. three highest scores. Refresh­ in Indianapolis, Hugh naturally Alpha Sigma Nu national honor Hugh is a lieutenant colonel and The Pershing Rifles elected battalion commander in the ments were served and all mem­ their new officers for the 1959- joined the Indiana Club in his fraternity this year and was bers and dates who attended had first year. In his freshman· year made president of the Knight's ROTC. He will ·begin six months 1960 Academic year on April 24, active duty next January. an enjoyaible evening. 1959. Cadet Sg.t. Major Robert J. he also joined the Pershing Rifles l\'lanor. The K of C has been the No Size Kopecky was elected as the new and the Rifle Club. Of these he biggest activity for l\'lr, Farrell. Mr. Farrel will be married this" retained membership only in the Be is the Grand Knight of the The question most asked of July. He hopes to begin work on Indiana Club but added the Council at Xavier, which now the MS III students last week a law degree next September at Clef Club to his activities. In his contains about eighty-three mem- was ''What size?" Judging by Indiana University night school. the answers, Xavier men will be easily recognizable at the ROTC summer camp at Fort Sill, Okla­ homa, this summer; recognizable by small hats and baggy pants. The reason for this is that last week the juniors received in­ ARCHIM~l>~S structions to report to the supply room and give their clothing makes another great discovery .•• sizes to SFC Elmore, the Supply Sergeant. No one seemed to know off hand what their sizes were. It is surprising that the ltS whats YP- front class looks as well dressed as it does. We will all hope for the best. Radio Club that counts This week, the Radio Club made headlines at Bethesda Hos­ pital. The hospital, which had Robert J. Kopecky, just completed a new rbuilding, Captain, Pershing Rifles had to move the entire maternity PR Captain and Cadet Sgt. ward, mothers and red faced Major ~dgar L. Kuntz was chosen babies both, to the new building. Executive Officer. Cadet Second They had one problem-how to Lt. Rober.t S. Nawalaniec is the keep from losing people-espec­ new Assistant Executive Officer ially the pint size babies. The in Oharge of Personnel, and Ad­ answer was in the form of Ed­ ministration and Cadet Second ward and Herbert Schmidt, and Lt. Louis E. Busemeyer is the two walkie~talkies. With Ed sta­ Assistant Executive Officer in tioned in the new building, using Charge of Finance and Supply. the call WBMWY /8, and Herb in The PR's are in Tuscon, Ari­ the old using the call KBWBL/8 zona this week-end, competing in move was made swiftly and a E'ar West Drill Meet at the without incident. University of Arizona. The unit X.O.M.M. will make the return flight on At the first meeting of the Sunday, May 3, 1959.

by John Rolfes For my first column, I thought wager another $200,000 that you it might be interesting to look can't take more than one trick!" at one of the legendary deals in East, a man with plenty of nerve bridge history. As the story goes, and a similar amount of ready this deal was played a century cash, decided to take the gamble. ago, with the Duke of Cumber- The Duke's screaming gave him land sitting in the North posi- a pretty fair idea of where the tion. It occurred in England missing Club honors were, and during a game of whist, which he could hope for an even split is the direct ancestor of the in Diamonds. bridge we know. One of the South opened the 9 of Hearts, principal differences between the and East trumped North's Jack games is that the trump suit in with the 8 of Clubs. He then led whist 'is determined by the turn a small Diamond and trumped in of a card rather than by com- Dummy. On the Club return, petitive bidding as in bridge. North played the 9 and East the Thus it was that the East player 10. Another Diamond trumped found himself the Declarer in a in Dummy cleared the suit, and Club contract. put the Declarer in position for South: a second finesse. The Club lead S: 10, 7, 4, 3 from Dummy was covered by B: 9, 8, 7, 4, 2 North's Jack and East's Queen D: Q, J which took the trick. The Club C: 3, 2 Ace captured North's last trump; East: West: and East's good Diamonds claimed S: - S: 9, 8, 6, 5, 2 the balance of the tricks. You can reproduce the experiment. flavor cannot come from the filter. B: - H: 10, 6, 5, 3 The Duke sat stunned. He It's easy as 1f". (Yes, you can do it Therefore, it's what's up front that D: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 D: - paid off and then slowly in the bathtub.) Assuming that you counts: Winston's Filter-Blend. The C: A, Q, 10, 8 C: '1, 6, 5, 4 walked out the door. The last have first visited your friendly tobac­ tobaccos are selected for flavor and North: that was seen of him, he was conist, simply light your first Winston mildness, then specially processed /or S: A, K, Q, J running down the street laugh- filter smoking. This extra step is the B: A, K, Q, J · ing hysterically and screaming and smoke -it. Reasoning backwards, D: A, K something about cards and Lady the discovery proceeds as follows: real difference between Winston and C: K, J, 9 Luck. first, you will notice a delightful all other filter cigarettes. Besides, When the dummy was laid flavor, in the class of fresh coffee or it's why Winston is America's best­ down, East casually remarked "The Duke" of bread baking. Obviously, such selling filter cigart:tte. that he might take all the tricks. The Duke very carefully studied the Dummy, then very carefully '.'Eureka I Winston tastes good ..• studied his own hand, then he like a cigarette should I" had a small fit. "I'll wager $500,000 you can't take all the 11. J, REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO.,WINITON·SAUll,N.C:o tricks," he bellowed, "and I'll XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1959 PAGE SEVEN

student a chance to display his Artist Diehl talent and skill. This purpose is definitely accomplished, as the Brings'Village' art exhibit proved. Everyone who saw it is hoping for a repeat performance from To EC Grounds Miss Diehl, as \Vell as from her Art enthusiasts saw a touch students and perhaps an exhibit TUXEDO of Greenwich Village on the on a greater scale next year. Evening College grounds last RENTAL Wednesday as the art work of the students of Miss Judy Diehl was exhibited. Still lifes and portrait studies were proudly displayed by the beginner ·artists to the curious public passing the vicinity of the LANDEN, LTD. Evening College between the hours of 4:00 ,p.m. and dark. The entire operation which was 635 Vine St. handled by Miss Diehl, the art PArkway 1-7345 instructor at the Evening Divi­ sion, was successful in that it supplied the students with satis­ Candidates, left to ·1·ight, are Janet Doyle, Marilyn Arz· faction upon ·work skillfully exe­ man, Nancy Trefzger, Marybelen Cannon, Dottie Rolf, Alice cuted, and created an atmosphere Rogers, Aileen Ryan, Nancy Zurcnko, Diana Pellillo, and along Sycamore Street of artistic Judy Swis. appreciation in a modern world. Miss Diehl, who studied at the The campaign of the ten final- the Hotel Sinton on May 9. Cincinnati Art Academy for two ITALIAN AND AMERICAN ists (shown in photo) for "Lady At the dance students will vote years ·and spent four years in Europe studying art, is teaching FOOD of the Evening College" has for their favorite "Lady." It is begun. The young ladies' cam- rumored that "class tables" are· her second year here at Xavier 1832 MONTGOMERY Bb. and finds the art exhibit the pa1igns include 11'.any colorful planned in order to support cer­ highlight of the term. The pur­ I Minutes Fr@m Xavier posters, novel favors, and other tain candidates as the Evening pose of the course is to supply

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PAGE EIGHT XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1959 Sodality Elections taken great strides in the past recently completed "Time for NOTICE See Mrs. McGrath at Student year. Its many achievements Music" variety show. Besides Health Center In Elet Hall An· (Continued from Page 1) have been recognized throughout these, the Sodality has under­ 1\lany Xavier students have nex as soon as poulble JI you judiciary backbone of the Xavier not yet taken advantage of polio wish to receive the shots. Stu· Sodality for the year 1959-60. the city in the form of Operation taken many other activities which shots. The Salk vaccine is avail· dents have time to receive two Hank Rigler and company will Christ, its own Training School are not so well known to those able to all, both dormitory and shots before school Is over If · inherit a Sodality which has of Catholic Leadership, and the outside the Sodality. town students, at a nominal cost. they act now. -··- F . '

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~.. LIGHT UP AND LIVE IT UPt3creatcigarettesofferyou627chancestowln! So pick your pack-save the six wrappers-and get going! It's crossword puzzle fun and real smoking pleasure all the way! • '!{ii ENTER onEN-HAVE FUN-AND WIN! But think carefully! This puzzle is not as easy as it looks. At first the DOWN and ACROSS clues may appear simple. There may appear .to be more than one "right" answer. For example, the clue might read: "Many a coed will be given her best date's p. -N." Either "I" 500 FOURTH PRIZES: (PIN) or "E" (PEN) would seem to fit. But only one answer is apt and logical as decided by the judging staff, Cartons of America's finest cigarettes and therefore correct. Read the rules carefully. ENTER AS OFTEN AS YOU WISH. Good luck! RULES-PLEASE READ CAREFULLY 1. The College Puzzle Contest is open to college students and college faculty members except em· ployees and their immediate families of Liggett & Myers and its advertising agencies. 2. Fill in all missing letters •.. print clearly;Use of obsolete, archaic, variant or foreign words prohibited. After you have completed the puzzle, send it along with six empty package wrappers of the same brand from L&M, Chesterfield or Oasis cigarettes (or one reasonable hand-drawn facsimile of a complete package wrapper of any one of the three brands) to: Liggett & Myers, P. 0. Box 271, New York 46, N. Y. Enter as often as you wish, but be sure to enclose six package wrappers (or a facsimile) with each entry. Illegible entries will not be considered. 3. Entries must be postmarked by midnight, Friday, May 29, 1959 and received by midnight, Friday, June 5, 1959. · "· Entries will be judged by the Bruce-Richards Corporation, ·an independent judging organiza· tion, on the basis or logic and aptness or thought of solutions. In the event of ties, contestants will be required to complete in 25 words or less the following statement: "My favorite cigarette is (Chesterfield) (L&M) or (Oasis) because ...... ". Entries will be judged on originality, aptness of thought and interest by the Bruce-Richards Corporation. Duplicate prizes will be awarded in event of final ties. Illegible entries will not be considered. By entering all entrants agree that the decision of the judges shall he final and binding. I, Solutions musi be tlie original work of the contestants submitting them. All entries become the property of Liggett & Myers and none wilJ be returned. . I. Winners will be notified by mail as soon as possible after completion of the contest. 7, This contest is subject to all Federal, State and local Jaws and regwations.