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MARIE DUGGAN ALICE BINETTE MARY JANE HOLLAND BARBARA HYDE MIMI HUBBARD

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VOL. XVII, No. 18—SIX PAGES PROVIDENCE COLLEGE, PROVIDENCE, R. I., APRIL 27, 1955 10 CENTS A COPY Biltmore Ballroom Scene For Junior Promenade FRESHMEN PLANNING Student Congress Officer Elections Music By Mdntyre Orchestra, ROMAN HOLIDAY" To Be Held May 2 Selection And Crowning Queen the ticket booth later this week. A The date for the Freshman Semi- Candidates for officers of the 1955- down payment of $2.00 submitted be- formal Dance has been set for the 56 Student Congress kicked off their To Highlight Annual Social Event fore May 6 will hold a bid until dance. 14th of May. The theme of this dance campaigns by delivering speeches to w ill be "Roman Holiday." It was an- But full payment must be made be- class assemblies in Harkins Hall yes- Friday night the Junior Class will hold its most important social event nounced today that a queen will be fore the dance. terday morning. of the year—the Junior Promenade. Many of the Juniors have been waiting chosen for the dance. The pictures for this event for the past three years, and from the reports made by the Rep Dan Walsh was named as the ot candidates will be accepted this committee chairmen, it will be a night that they will never forget Presidential candidate of the Vera- »eek, with a deadline for entries set With the helpful assistance of the college secretarial staff, the queen cratic Party at its annual convention i' May 6. Each entry must have the Johannine Society committee, headed by Ronnie Sullivan and Roy Bums, this week made the last Thursday evening. Some forty lime of the candidate on the reverse final selections for the candidates for the queen of the Junior Prom of 1955 delegates nominated Walsh as stand- tide. The queen will be chosen from Speaker To Be ard-bearer by acclamation on the first From a total of approximately tiiese pictures by a committee and ballot. In his acceptance speech Walsh thirty pictures submitted, the follow- •till be crowned at the dance. Father McKenna told the group that he would work Pyramid Players ing five candidates have been chosen Al 8:30 on the evening of May 14 hard for the Congress' success. —Alice Binette—escort William Bar New Musical Set rett; Marie Ducgan—escort James Mc- •le music of Vic Stevens will be The recently released and highly The convention named as his - Mahan; Mary Jane Holland—.escort •i ard in Harkins Hall. controversial Yalta Papers will be the ning mates Ron Lovett '56 for Vice For Four Night Run Richard Lovetl. liarbara Hyde—escort subject of a lecture this evening at The bids, which have been set at President, Rep. Howie Lipsey '57 for Paul Valentine; Mimi Hubbard —es- 8:00 p.m. in the lounge of Aquinas s 50 per couple, will go on sale at Secretary, and Joe Dolan '58 for By J. P. cort Charles Canning. Hall. Father Charles McKenna, O.P., Treasurer. Rehearsals for this year's Pyramid jL a member of the History and Political The actual selection of the queen Opposing Lipsey will be Independ- Players' musical production of "From Science Department and an expert on will be made by Hal Mclntyre during ent Representatives-elect Bill Sweeney Here To Mars," have moved into high current affairs, will be the speaker. intermission. Immediately after, the and Bill Devine, while Dolan will run gear according to John Bowab, author final Page Proofs The Johannine Society (History Club) new queen and her court will be led against Independent George Riley. and director of the show. Rehearsals of Providence College is sponsoring into the ballroom for the crowning A rather unusual situation has de- are being held on the average of five the talk, and Kenneth Langer, Presi- ceremonies, which will be presided for Veritas Arrive veloped in the two top races. Since nights a week, because of the short- dent of the Society, invites all mem- over by the class prexy, Jim Renzi. only a Representative of the Class of ness of time, since the show opens bers of the faculty and student body The class officers and the prom chair- rile final page proofs arrived yes- '56 is eligible to run for either Pres- for its four night run on May 15, less to attend. men will then lead the Grand March eday for the 1955 Veritas, it was an- ident or Vice President, and since than three weeks from now. and the singing of the Alma Mater in (unced by Rene Fortin, Editor-in- A discussion period will follow in only Veracrats were elected in this Costume designing is by Helen Mar- honor of the new queen lief of the Senior publication. The which Father McKenna will answer class, that party's nominees virtually tins of the Rhode Island School of All students who have submitted (iff is in the process of proof read- the questions of his listeners. Anyone run unopposed. However, Richard L. Design Temporary sketches indicate pictures are asked to pick them up wishing to keep abreast of the poli- McCarthy, chairman of the Veracratic and tonight the proofs are being that this year's costumes will be up at the Harkins Hall voting booth this tical situation will be at the dormitory Central Committee, announced today to New York by air messenger, to the usual high standards of the Thursday between 12:30 and 1:30 The tonight. that the names of the other Vera- soon as they arrive, the presses Players' recent productions. queen committee also expressed their 111 start to roll. It is assured that crats would also appear on the ballot, in order that the voter would be af- Contemporary and futuristic seen ,hanks t0 the cla,s for ,heir «>-opera- I > year's book will be very well re- forded a choice for every office. cry and settings are being handled by "on '« the "Emitting of picture., eved by all. The Veritas staff has 31 Wivei Do Be DeteJTherefore . Bob Dugan and Dan Har- last year's designer, Richard Rice of If you have not bought your bid working every afternoon for rington will run in the Presidential paths and has really put out a mas- the Class of 1956 Students interested y««. make sure that you do so before contest, and Marty Butler will be on . . , .. . Friday There will be no bids on sale job. An excellent cover has C^ap-Cjown o&ance the ballot as a Vice Presidential can- in working on this phase of the show, ^ ^ ^ ^ admiMjon wj„ be by designed, and the art work has didate namely scenery and backstage work tlcket on|y Tlcket commjtt«.e mem- handled exceptionally well. Top Wives of graduating seniors are to The election for these offices will are urged to see the author or any bers can make returns any time this fixity captions and write-ups are also be presented with P H T. degrees to be held on May 2, next Monday. (Continued on Page 5) ' (Continued on Page 3) iqparent. along with well received (Putting-Hubby-Through) for their ef- Miior and group photos. With forts in helping their husbands fo progress complying with the set sched- complete four years of college tlt date*, the delivery of the book This year, the presentation will be COWL Is Runner-up In Contest teuld be made approximately in the included in the Senior Cap and Gown lut week of May Night along with the rest of the pro- The Cswl was awarded runner-up, first semester, honors went to the editorials, reporting, advertising and gram It had been the practice to honors in its division in the contest student publication at Emmanuel Col- photography award the "degrees" at a Family to choose the best Catholic CoUege lege in Boston, while the Elmscript The Cowl was judged on its No- Hour, held on the feast day of the paper in New England, sponsored by from Our Lady of the Elms College, vember 17. 1954. issue Outstanding Holy Family in January The cancel- the National Federation of Catholic in Chicopee. Mass , was second This stories in the issue included a front NOTICE!!! ling of the Family Hour was thought CoUege Students First place in the contest, like the contest for the first page spread on civic groups backing expedient, because there are only division of papers which were pub- division was described by Bill Mc- the Progress Fund Drive, a front page thirty-two married students. lished five of more times in the first Cabe, publicity director of the NFCCS feature on John Valva'a exclusive in- Commencement semester went to Albert us Magnus in as being very close and very difficult terview with Liberace. and the con- The presentation of degrees to the New Haven. Connecticut to decide gress debate on turning Freshman $2.00 wives of the seniors was started four Placing behind the Cowl in honor- Judges for the contest were the Week over to the Sophomores; edi- years ago by Rev. William Clark. ary positions were the student pub- Very Rev Msgr Francis J Lally, of tonal wise, the Cowl described lU Deposit due Friday, O.P. Since its inception, it has been lications from Holy Cross and St the Boston Pilot; Mr John G. Deidy. purpose in spying on our sisters at adopted by many other colleges Michael's. These papers, like the Jr., editor of the Catholic Free Press, Salve Regina to find the author of a April 29 throughout the country. Cowl, are weeklv papers and Mr Francis Murphy, editor of mysterious epistle, and in the second Father Clark desires that the In the division of papers which had the Worcester Telegram The papers editorial we cried for a headline writ- (Continued on Page 8) published less than five times in the were judged on format, compositions. 'Continued on Page 3) 2 THE COWL, APRIL 27, 1955

Our 17th Year of Publication PROVIDENCE COLLEGE EATON STREET AT RIVER AVENUE PROVIDENCE 8. RHODE ISLAND Office: Donnelly Hall Phone UNion 1-1500, Ext. 286 Published weekly each full school week during the academic year for the students of Providence College by the students interested in Providence College. Members iFsociatf-d Collegiate Press Association. Intercollegiate Press Association, and the Rhode Island Intercollegiate Pros And Cons Of Russo- Press Association. Editor-in-Chief James Renzi, '56 As:ociate Editors Richard Fogarty, '56 Louis Warren, '56 Austrian Treaty Agreement Co-Business Managers William Paquin, '57; Robert Rohr, '57 A Minor Engagement Sports Editor Paul Powers, '56 Political Editor Daniel Walsh, '56 By DANIEL C. WALSH when all of the Kremlin's terms had Photography Editor Charles Curran, '56 Not A Major Waugli Science Editor David Karl, '56 Last week brought joyous news to been agreed to. Last week's session, Editorial Board Daniel Walsh. '56 Feature Editor George Clifford, '57 the little European nation of Austria. however, was completely opposite Circulation Manager Bernard Dzinski, '56 Evelyn Waugh, Tactical Exercise, Boston, After ten long years of fruitless and with the Russians cast in the role of Photographers and Cartoonists 1954, 289 p. frustrating negotiations, the Soviet reversing nearly all of their previous George McLaughlin, '56 Manny Martins, '56 George Hickey, '56 Steve O'Neil. Jr. '56 By Michael McDermott Union has finally agreed to withdraw stands. The purchase price was not Richard Rice, '56 its troops from Austrian soil, thus low, however, for in return for their Staff Evelyn Waugh is not a great satirist in Bill Flannagan, '56: George McLaughlin. '06: James Sullivan the tradition of Swift and Pope. Nor is he a giving the country its long sought generosity, the Soviets expected—and '56: Lou Verchott. '56; Mike Victory, '56: Ronald Lovett, "56 Howie Liosle, '57; George LODPS, '57; Dick McCarthy, '57 prophet in the tradition of Orwell and Hux- independence. got—a million tons of oil annually for Jack Morrissey, '57; Arthur Phalen, '57; Vincent Smith, '57 The news was received with much the next ten years, one hundred and John Valva, '57: Bernard Carroll, '58: Bob Carroll, "58 ley. He does, however, have an eye for all the Bill Davis, '58; Jim Westwater, '58; Charles McGuire, "57 flaws in the immense facade of civilization, enthusiasm in the homeland and un- fifty million dollars worth of goods, Charles Shea, '57; Michael McDermott, '57; Gerald Deary, '56, He is able to highlight them, causing the derstandably so, for the Russian with- a pledge not to join any military al- Rntered as second-class matter, November 6, 1947, at the Post drawal will mark the first time that liances with the West and to allow no Office at Providence. Rhode Island, under the reader to laugh—often uncontrollably. And Act of March 3. 1879. this is the reason I like Evelyn Waugh. Austria will be free of foreign troops nation to maintain military bases on since Hitler's armies marched in in Austrian soil. My first encounter with him was The 1938. The latter specification will have Loved One. a delightful treatment of the What brought on the sudden change particular effect on the United States, American funeral home. Whispering Glades, of heart on the part of the Kremlin since it will mean giving up the multi- a magnificent final resting place in the best bosses is not quite clear, but there million dollar base near Salzburg. This Springtime . . . Hollywood tradition, is the setting for the ill- Now that the marks of spring have laid is some speculation in the Western base also means a large annual income omened love of Miss Thanatogenos, a gentle, camp, that it may be a cleverly de- their deep roots, it is time that we show that for the Austrian people. The British but rather stupid girl and a promising mor- signed move to throw a psychological and French troops (which are now we have the use of free will. In a month it tician, and Dennis Barlow, an expatriate stumbling block in the path of Ger- negligible anyway) must also be with- will be too late. English poet. The complications are many. man rearmament. Russia has consist- drawn. The days are creeping by relentlessly; the Miss Thanatogenos appeals to Mr. Joyboy, the ently refused any suggestion of a Also inserted in the agreement is Chief Mortician. (All the cadavers, which he united and rearmed Germany, and, a clause which could give the Rus- sun is getting warmer; and the out-of-doors is prepares for her, have a carefree smile.) becoming more enticing. It is the time when since there are still many legislative sians the power to come back at any Moreover, Dennis Barlow works at the Happier requirements before the rearmament time on the pretext that Germany we want to throw away the books and head Hunting Grounds, designed for deceased pets, for-the nearest open road. Of course, there's can become a reality, the German was spoiling for trouble—how much a cheap imitation of the Whispering Glades, people, seeing a united Austria could evidence would be needed is not stat- no mystery about it; vacation is only a few that paragon of things funereal. Miss Than- odd weeks away. conceivably push for the same in ed. atogenos, bewildered, unable to decide be- their own country—at the expense of However, the final agreement must Instead of working, we are vacationing tween career and love, commits suicide. She the Paris Accords, which were so re- have come as great satisfaction for now, postponing the inevitable, letting the is cremated at the Happier Hunting Ground, cently ratified. Austrian Chancellor Julius Raab, who weeks slip by without academic gain. The a rather inglorious end for a girl with such The Soviet about-face came as a has worked long and hard for such books lie unopened, while precious time is aspirations. surprise not only to the free world, an end. More so, it must be for the lost. Then I read A Handful of Dust, in which but to the Austrian government and people whom he leads. The treaty is people alike. Only last year at the How can we save ourselves before the in- the hero, Tony, is condemned to a lifetime of supposed to be in effect "no later Berlin Conference, the same thing than December 31, 1955." It should be tellectual axe falls? The answer is not an reading Dickens to an old man in the jungles of Brazil. A most depressing fate. Next was had been flatly turned down by Rus- a wonderful New Year's Eve for Aus- easy one. We must face the grim fact that sian Foreign Minister Molotov—even tria. time marches on while we stand still and the Scoop, in which a writer of fustian descrip- books gather dust. What to do? tions of rural England is mistakenly sent to a small African village, in which the local There are many disturbing elements which tyrant is about to be overthrown. Stagnating are apparent goods and which should be at this "ideological war-front," the hero quick- Letters To The Editor pushed aside for the true good. We must not ly learns the first principle of journalism: if Dear Editor: most important positions in the Stu- tell ourselves that we will study, but later, there isn't any news, make some. Finally he dent Congress. Herein lies the respon- later. About a month from now there'll be sends an account of a revolt, which soon oc- I'm no Pulitzer prize writer, but what I have to say can be stated in sibility for the keeping of the vast moans and groans when those big, bad ex- curs, and gains world fame. amount of records and material aminations stare us in the face. Grim neces- a few short sentences. I have just sity will call for long hours of concentrated And now to Tactical Exercise. The review attended the first Friday of the month the Congress and of conducting the effort. We will be paying the consequences in "Commonweal" states: Benediction in the student lounge important inter and intra-campus for our month of inaction. "Evelyn Waugh has written so many good and was overwhelmed to find so few communication. The office of Secre books during the past twenty years that he attending. Eight people were present, tary demands the exertion of much We know what has to be done, but actually is, perhaps, entitled now to come out with a and out of those, three were secre- energy and time to perform its du it is a battle with ourselves, always a stub- book like this." taries. That gives the student body ties adequately. It is my definite an average of roughly .003%, pretty pledge that I shall devote the time born opponent. If we could force ourselves This book is a collection of twelve short- poor for a Catholic College. I fail to stories, written between 1910 and 1953. The and exert the energy needed to pro- to concentrate on defying all our weaknesses see where out of approximately one vide the Student Congress with a well and all the distractions, it would be a strictly first, "The Curse of the Horse Race," written thousand Catholic students, five have when Waugh was seven years, one month functioning and vigorous Secretariat personal conflict that would bring a great enough energy and Christian enthu- old, is a violently moral tale, recounting the Sincerely, deal of satisfaction, both spiritually and siasm to attend these services. No Howard L. Lipsey, '57, MSC. consequences of a wager on the horses. In the one can say he had classes at the materially. We would find our chances for word of the author, it is "a lesson to you never better marks increasing. time, for the Benediction is held from to bet." 12:20 to 12:30. I feel especially sorry To the Class of '56: These are going to be weeks of trial, and Others are "Cruise," a negligible attempt for Father McKenna who gets so lit- I would like to take this opportu the battle will be an intellectual one. Start to use the illiterate epistolarv style, and "On tle encouragement from the student nity to publicly thank all those, who Guard," in which a poodle solves the problem body for his work. now and prove that you rule your self and are in any way, contributed to my re of his mistress' alluring nose. election last week. I am very grateful not ruled by your passions. "Winner Takes All" relates what happens Yours truly, for your trust and support and will when a mother in the English gentry acts "Soph" do all within my power to serve you upon the idea that everything must be for the well. elder brother to inherit. Tom, the second bro- Members of the Class of 1958: I would especially like to thank my Your Girl. . . ther, is made to sacrifice one thing after an- I take this opportunity to thank campaign workers and advisors who Your girl. . . . You know, the one that other in this best of class-conscious worlds. you for having chosen me to repre- did so much, not only for myself, but calls you honey—the one who gives you long The title story shows a husband and wife, sent you in the Student Congress. for the entire Veracratic Party. With out their loyalty and support, victory who have complete devotion to insolence. They Humbled by the confidence you painful, adoring glances which elevate your would not have been possible. set out to murder each other, the husband, have thus expressed in me, I am yet spirits and make every trouble trivial. She's planning to push his mate off a cliff, the wife, Sincerely, the one who realizes how important you cognizant of the obligation you have using the cinema-tested technique of drugs in placed on me to serve you wisely and Dan Walsh, M.S.C. realy are. She's intelligent too. Her views are the coffee. The prize goes to the more insolent well. closely aligned to yours. She's concerned about sex. I hold it a sacred and a solemn To the Class of '57: you. She's the only one who really worries A maniac, imprisoned for murdering a trust. With the help of God, I will I greatly appreciate the confidence —Mom and Dad ?—They're supposed to worry. young lady on a bicycle, has his first holiday in thirty-five years in "Mr. Loveday's Little not fail that trust. which you the Sophomore Class, have She never makes demands of you; she Holiday." He returns in two hours, but the Sincerely, bestowed upon me. I hope in the local police find an abandoned bicycle and. . . . George A. Riley coming year I can live up to this knows better—she asks. Our sense of values firm support. dictates which is more important—her. You "Work Suspended" chronicles the death of Class of 1958 Sincerely, do what you want —You're independent. But an eccentric old man, an old friend, a new love, and the end of an epoch. In this the To the Gentlemen of Providence Bill Sweeney oh, those longing looks which seem to inad- character of the eccentric, old father of the College: vertently come when she asks where you're narrator is brilliantly drawn. It is with deep appreciation that I To the Junior Class: going. Finally, there is "Love Among the Ruins," take this opportunity to express my May I express my sincere thanks to thanks to the men of the Class of She's the warm sun and the chilling rain a picture of London, in which there are no all the members of the Class of 1956 1957 for my re-election to the Student criminals, only victims of "inadequate social for re-electing me to the Student Co on a fall day. She's the brisk air and the services." A ballerina with a corn-gold beard Congress. whistling wind on a winter day. She's the and a fiendish device for escaping the tedium gress. I deeply appreciate the honor Now it is time for you, the student which you have once again seen fit budding tree and the damp dawn of a spring of Utopia figure in this, the last work of the body en masse, to select a slate of to confer upon me and I faithfully day. She's the blooming rose of the summer collection. It can not compare with 1984 or officers for the Student Congress. It promise to be a true representative and also its thorn. Brave New World, but is amusing. has been my privilege to have been As the reviewer in "Catholic World" nominated by the Veracratic Party of all my classmates. She's the one you can't live with, or with- stated, "This is a minor engagement, and not to run for the office of Secretary. Sincerely, out! a major Waugh." This office is in truth one of the Joe Hagan, '56. 3 THE COWL, APRIL 27, 1955

Prom TeachersGuildHolds AED Men Hear • • • "Catholic Agitation' Day Of Recollection Dr. O'Reilly Speak (Continued from Page 1) week during the hours of 12:30 to 1:30 at the ticket booth. Also George Last Sunday the Teachers' Guild Election of officers for R. I. Alpha Accent Of N.F.C.C.S. Hickey. Dick Gleason, Paul Fournier of the Thomistic Institute held its of Alpha Epsilon Delta, national pre- and Paul Quinn will accept returns annual Day of Recollection at Aquinas medical honor society, for 1955-56, at any time. Hall Chapel and Dining Hall. was held April 18. Amleto E. D'An- Worcester Congress Any prom chairman who did not at- Although the aim of the Teachers' drea. '56, was elected president; John Guild of the Thomistic Institute is tend the meeting on Tuesday, is asked A. Murphy, '57, vice-president; Ronald This past weekend a group of to the Cowl in the news paper com- an intellectual one—to treat of cur- to contact Mike Victory or Lou War- R. Bilodeau, '57, secretary; John T. eleven students from the college at- petition; the seating of Liturgy and rent educational problems in the light ren before Friday. It is very im- DeMaio, '56, treasurer; Anthony V. tended the Ninth Regional Congress Industrial Relations at the College; of Thomistic philosophy — neverthe- portant that they do so. Ionta. '56, Scalpel reporter; and of N.F.C.C.S In this group were Pat- and. finally, the election of officers less, the Guild devotes one meeting An evening's entertainment has Richard R Brousseau, '57, historian. rick Kirby. senior delegate. Joseph of the New England Region for the a year to spiritual exercises. The been planned for Saturday night, and Salvatore. junior delegate, and John coming year Daniel Flynn of Holy- theme of the Day of Recollection was Following the election of officers anyone interested should contact Bowab. former Cowl editor. On Satur- Cross was elected President, and the "Foundations of the Spiritual and a short business meeting. Dr. Ed- Miles O'Connor or Dick Elston. The day the group was joined by Rev. Jane Abbott, former editor of Com- Life," given by Rev Joseph L. win B O'Reilly, '30, co-director of the evening will include a jazz concert Anthony Jurgelaitis. N.F.C.C.S. mod- pass, the N.F.C.C.S. magazine, was College Health Department, spoke to and a menu of appealing "refresh- Lennon, O.P., moderator of the guild. erator on campus. the chapter. Dr. O'Reilly compared elected Vice-presidenl Approximately forty-eight persons ment". the life of a pre-medical student at Highlights of this busy weekend The weekend was crowded with )»ere present for the day of Recol- A parking lot at the corner of the college today with what it was 25 were the awarding of second place plenary sessions; workshops, spon- lection, and they represented all of Washington and Sabin Streets has years ago. enumerating particularly sored by the various commissions; and Rhode Island and near-by Mass- been obtained for the use of those the increased number of educational speakers. achusetts. attending the Prom. A nominal fee of and plant facilities. He also focused 25c will park your car all night. In Cowl . . . The accent of the week-end was on attention on the advances made in the case of inclement weather, provisions "Catholic Agitation." The racial If it cost $24 for a ton of coal what fields of antibiotics and chemistry will be made for the parking of cars. (Continued from Page 1) tendencies of youth must be chan- will a cord of wood come to? which demand of today's medical Juniors are asked to watch the bulle- ten by the student body on the suc- neled for the betterment of society. (Answer Next Week) student a much broader academic tin board for further announcements cess of the Fund Drive. Martin Crow- Also emphasized was the importance background than was demanded when on this matter. A map showing the ley tore into universal military train- of paper work—the necessary plan- he entered upon professional study. location of the parking lot will also ing. while Paul Asciolla, filling in for ning without which success will never be posted before Friday. the Baron, reviewed Lillian Roth's be attained. Refreshments followed Dr. FRUIT HILL CAFE i John Lowe and Mark DeNegre, fabulous comeback story. This weekend was a very profitable O'Reilly's enlightening talk and 1537 SMITH STREET co-chairmen of the favor committee, Cartoons were on the over-abun- weekend for the college due to the FINE FOODS brought to a close one of the most report that the favor is still a darkly dance of posters in Harkins Hall, and efforts of Father Jurgelaitis and Pat- AND LIQUORS enjoyable chapter meetings of the guarded secret; but they promise that the grenade-tossing instructor at rick Kirby. Peie Foley — Proprietor year. it will be a pleasant surprise, and ROTC camp. The main feature of the will do much to add to the success of issue was Vin MacDonald's feature on the evening. Know Your College—Support Your Veridames Plan Jim Renzi, class president, said, "I College which covered a two-page want to thank Mike Victory and Lou spread with pictures of the campus ANDYS TONSORIAL PARLOR Warren, and their committee men for and sport and social affairs. Bob Me- April Fashion Show IT PLEASES US TO PLEASE YOU all the hard work that they have put lucci plugged for a new conference for Providence College athletic teams, HAIR CUTTING A SPECIALTY in to make this prom a huge success. The annual Bridge and Fashion but saw little hope for one in the WE SPECIALIZE IN I am sure that we can all expect to Show of the Veridames of Providence CREW CUTS 1214 SMITH STREET immediate future. have a wonderful time Friday night." College is scheduled for April 30. in Harkins Hall Mrs. Arthur W. Mc- Grath, President of the organization, has announced that Mrs Daniel E. O'Rourke will serve as general chair- lady. Chair-ladies for the various events LUCKY DROOD1.ES! LOADS OF LAUGHS! include; candy, Mrs Timothy Falvey; cake, Mrs. James Meenan; spccial feature, Mrs. Wilfred Buchand; tickets, Mrs. Leo Lavalte; door prizes. Mrs. Bernard Buonanno; table prizes. Mrs. Louis Pastore; fashion show, Mrs. Daniel Burns, refreshments, Mrs. Leonard P. Morrison. Admission to the fete will be $1.25 The fashion show will lie under the auspices of Gladding's. The mothers of all the students arc inviled to attend this show

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By JIM WESTWATER As of the moment, Tuesday morn- By BILL FLANAGAN collided at third base. Fists were ing, April 26, 1955, the New York Circling the bases with the Friars: starting to fly, and both teams came Giants, last year's Cinderella team ot Springfield, Mass., April 20—The on to the field before cooler heads the , find themselves fighting Friars opened their 1955 prevailed. Jim Coates of the 5 1/2 games behind the high flying collegiate season against the Spring- Friars had to leave the game with Brooklyn Dodgers and 3 1/2 in back field Gymnasts here in not too glor- a cut over his eye, and the base um- of the second place Braves. The ious fashion as they were on the pire was shaken up, but otherwise Braves and the Dodgers are the teams short end of a 14-1 trouncing. The peace was restored. Dependable re- By PAUL POWERS the Giants must beat if they expect to hopeful test of Tom McAleer's tender j liefer Tom Army stepped in and han- repeat. After being handed a defeat at the hands of the gymnasts of Springfield arm proved fateful, as the Providence dled Bates easily. Swinging the lusty in their opening game of the regular season, the boys, sporting the colors Last year the Giants had the breaks ace the first two batters, and bats for the Friars were sophomore of the Friars, came back in fine fashion and disposed of their following two in their favor, which is usually the walked six others in the first . Tom Cahill with four hits, opponents in fine fashion. case when a team reaches the top. Before reliefer Tom Army could re- while Dick Howe, Jack Healy, Buzz The two biggest reasons for the fine weekend had by the Friars was They had the timely hit which won tire the side, nine gymnasts runs Moore, Mike McDonough, Bob Woods, the result of performances of a couple of gents by the names of Herb Hearne ball games in the late and crossed the plate with only one hit. and Art Aloisio all helped in the and Tom Cahill. gave them an increasingly potent win- The Bay State team tacked on a sin- bombardment. Appearing on the hill for his first start of this young season, Hearne ning spirit. They had smooth team gle run in the third, three in the fifth, befuddled his opposition on Saturday afternoon to the tune of four hits. play, great pitching, a tight defense and their final tally came off the Hendricken Field,—April 23 With the exception of the third inning, in which the Bates Cats got to Herb and some luck. Winners, they say, third Friar hurler, Herb Hearne. The The Friars made it two in a row for their lone tally, he had the Cats at his mercy. make their breaks. But, luck seems batter's five three inning stint was as they whipped a weak hitting This fellow was the first reason for the prosperous two days the Friars to ride with a winner too. one of the bright spots in a gloomy Bridgeport team 8-1 on a cold Sat- defeat. The Martinmen got their lone completed. The other reason, added to the pleasure of Hal Martin, was catcher So far the Giants have made no urday afternoon. tally in the fifth. Another Friar Tom Cahill. major moves to strengthen their Sophomore Herb Hearne threw a bright spot was the defensive play of In the first two appearances made by the Friars this session, Cahill forces, except for the youngsters in neat four-hitter at the Connecticut their busy infield. was gathering splinters in the dugout. But, with the outset of the Bates their farm system. team, as he became the first Friar contest Friday, Cahill made his first appearance of the season and added pitcher to go the route. Herb also Brooklyn finished five games behind greatly to the woes of the Bates moundmen. Hendricken Field, April 22—It was distinguished himself at the plate by the leaders, and the Braves were Again on Saturday, when Bridgeport made their 1955 appearance in a different story, as the Black and beating out two perfect bunts. eight in back. Each of these clubs' Providence, Cahill made his presence in the lineup felt. With Cahill's hitting White took on the Bobcats of Bates in followers can present a convincing P. C. jumped to a 3-0 lead on the added to the pitching of Hearne, the trip for Bridgeport was fruitless. their home opener, and the Martin- argument that the Giants' task was basis of Dick Howe's with two men bitterly clawed their Maine op- Cahill had some weekend for himself with six hits and six rbi's to his made easier by injuries which failed on. After the only Bridgeport score ponents to the tune of 14-5. credit stars on both clubs. The Brooks' Roy in the third, the Friars tallied single Hearne proved he was one of those "good hitting " that you hear Campanella, who won the Most Valu- Following a two run homer off runs in the fourth and fifth, and add- from the vocal cords of Curt Gowdy, M.C. of the Boston Red Sox, so often. able Player award in '53, hit .207 in starting pitcher Jim Coates in the ed a pair in the sixth and one more In three appearances at the plate Hearne came through with two hits. comparison to his .312 batting average first, the Friars tied it up in their in the seventh. Soph Mike McDon- Once again sophomores played an important part in the Friar's lineup of the preceding season. Bobby half. Bates regained a 3-2 margin but ough and red hot Tom Cahill were as both Hearne and Cahill are members of that class. Thompson, sold to the Braves over Providence suddenly put on its hit- the Friar bombardiers in this tus- Local Boys Also Have Firsts of Season the winter for and ting shoes and went into the lead to sle. To leave the campus for a brief spell, and to mention firsts of two stay with a four run third inning. The Don Liddle, suffered a broken ankle P. C. was given a blessing in dis- local lads. Friars chalked up two more in the in spring training and was out most guise when their Sunday clash with Both in mind come from the same hometown (Pawtucket) and both fourth, and four more in the fifth of the season. Assumption was postponed It af- made their respected managers a bit happy when Saturday afternoon was to turn the game into a rout, 13-4. forded Coach Martin a chance to rest completed. The answer for the Durochermen's A sidelight eruption took place in the his pitching staff for the busy week success last year, was that they won Bates sixth when Davis of the Bob- The first local lad (a real old pro) was a guy named Max Surkont. ahead. The game will be rescheduled Max came through with his first win of the season and also the first win of the close ones—with opportune hits, cats and "Buzz" Moore of the Friars sparkling fielding and solid pitching. at a later date. After Tuesday's home the season for his lowly Pirates. clash with U. R. I., the Friars tangle The second local boy is Chet Nichols who came through in his first Statistics show that the Giants' vic- tory was from the mound, since they with the B. U. Terriers at Boston; starting role of the year. By winning this game Chet assured himself of a American International is here on starting pitcher on the Braves staff along with Gene Conley and Warren finished fifth in batting and fifth in fielding as compared to the rest of Marksmen To Enter Friday, and B. C.'s Eagles play host Spahn. to the Friars on May 2nd. All in all Saturday afternoon was a good day all around for Rhode the league. Islanders. Antonelli and Gomez are the only Championship Meet positive starters on the squad. Sal "Clear the fairways." The Friars Maglie, who will be 38 on May 17, Basketball and hockey have come opened their formal golf season Tues- must be rated as the squad's No. 1 and gone in this school year, but the day with a triangular match with Honor Harry Coates Intramurals righty, but will be unable to take his rifle team, also in operation through- Brown and Rhode Island. The team regular turn. Last week out the winter, is after one more vic- which will represent the Black and White this year will consist of a reg- A two-run triple by Joe Stapleton named as his other starter. tory. At Spiked Shoe Club ular squad of seven with four alter- and some clutch pitching by Benny Hearn had a 9-9 record last year and Under their brand new and very nates. Bob Paul, Ronnie Quinn, "Mo" Benoit, paced the Sophomore Duces a .415 average. competent coach, M/Sgt. George Law- son, the Friar Firers will try to close Orlando, and Ralph Lane are among Comm. Breakfast to a 4-3 victory over Western Mass. , who was voted the out- a good season with the most coveted the team's top candidates. On Wednesday afternoon Strat Gun- standing player of the National ning hit a seventh inning , of victories. Last Sunday the Spiked Shoe Club League, had a .345 batting average, as the Zula Tribe No. 449 blanked April 27—Boston University, Boston, of Providence College held its fourth 41 homers and knocked in 110 runs, This Saturday, at the Cranston the Irish Ministry, 1-0. In the other Mass. annual communion breakfast at Rex not including his sensational fielding. Street Armory, the rifle teams of games played last week the Falcons April 29—American International Col- Tavern, Charles Street in North Prov- But poor Willie has a lot to live up Brown, Rhode Island, and Providence routed the Reggies, 16-3, and the Vag- lege, Providence, R. I. idence. Over fifty members were to though, especially when some base- will shoot for the State rifle cham- abonds won by forfeit over the Yan- May 2—Boston College, Newton, present at this function. Besides mem- ball critics rate him as the greatest pionship. kee Clippers. Mass. bers of the Club also attending were center fielder of all times. It's hard Sponsored by the ROTC Depart- guests and such alumni as Bill Hen- Here are next week's scheduled to see how one season by a ball play- ments of the three institutions, this May 5—Brown University, Provi- nigan, last year's Captain of the Cross games: er can erase marks held by DiMaggio shoulder-to-shoulder match is the first dence, R. I. Country Team, and David Kehoe, for- Monday and Speaker, who played for 13 and of what promises to be a fiercely con- May 7—Holy Cross College, Worces- mer president of the Spiked Shoe Irish Ministry vs. Casey's Clippers 22 years respectively. tested annual event. ter, Mass. May 9—Rhode Island University, Club. Hartford Hill-toppers vs. Vagabonds A final analysis of the club shows The winning team will be awarded Zula No. 449 vs. Guzman Mass was offered by the Rev. Aloy- that it is really one of question marks. a beautiful trophy which it may hold Kingston, R. I. sius B. Begley, O.P., athletic director Tuesday Will the Giants, when all gears are for one year. Three consecutive win- May 11—Boston College, Providence, ning years will retire the trophy. at the College, in Aquinas Chapel. Fleegie A. C. vs. The Falcons in motion, have another one of those R. I. Sophomore Duces vs. The Reggies Medals will be awarded to individual Dean Slocum, president of the years when everything seems to go May 13—Springfield College, Provi- Western Mass. vs. Black X winners. Spiked Shoe Club, was toastmaster of right? Certainly, Mays and Antonelli dence, R. I. The rifle teams of Saint Raphael's the breakfast with speakers Father Wednesday are no ' flash-in-the-pans, but how May 14—Brown University, Brown and Rogers High Schools have been Begley, O.P., Frank Sherman and Dick Yankee Clippers vs. Brass City about the others—Dusty Rhodes, Don University. invited to participate, so that the col- Reynolds, Journal - Bulletin school- Bums Mueller, —and the May 19—Holy Cross College, Provi- leges may scout the young gunners. sports editor. Vagabonds vs. Guzman rest of that cast? Who do the Giants dence, R. I. At a meeting held last week, the May 21—Brandeis University, Walt- Father Begley, in a short talk, con- Zula No. 449 vs. Casey's Clippers have to compare with the Braves'— P. C. squad elected John Janitz '56, ham, Mass. gratulated the Club on being one of Thursday Spahn, Burdette, Conley, Nichols and Captain, and John Morrissey '57, As- the only Clubs on campus to so suc- Western Mass. vs. Irish Ministry Buhl? Or the Brooks'—Erskine, New- sistant Captain, for the coming cam- (Continued on Page 5) Black X vs. The Reggies combe, Loes, Pedres and Meyer? paign. class of ^fARLtJS^OSDICK nifty-five by AL CAPP Frosh or senior— the fashion curriculum demands AFTER SIX formal wear! Suave styling! Casual comfort! "Stain-shy finish!" Social "majors," require I 1

THE COWL. APRIL 27. 1955 Glee Club Sings On TV Concert

This Sunday, the college Glee Club will be making two appearances, the first in a joint concert at 3:30 p.m. at Newton College, and the second later on in the evening in a television program over Station WJARTV, Channel 10, in Providence. The latter will initiate the annual 1955 Diocesan Catholic Charity Fund Appeal. The Newton program will feature the famed version of Jacques Offen- bach's operetta. La Belle Helene. and several of the other numbers which have been so well received during the past season. In the television appearance, the The Cast from Pyramid Players' Musical, receiving instructions from l-r Rev. Ralph Townsend, O.P., George Riley, '58, recipient of the Physics club will present: The Alma Mater the author-director of the show, John Bowab. award, Philip Mennitt, '58, recipient of the chemistry award, Dr. Galkow- by Sibelius; The Choral Procession by ski, professor of chemistry. Kountz; In Vocal Combat arr. Dudley Buch; and Victor Herbert Favorites. The Dominotes will offer Mood Two Freshmen Tie Payers.. . Indigo and that ever popular ballad. Riley, Mennitt Receive Cool Water, featuring the ever popu- (Continued from Page 1) lar "Smilin' Jim" Felice. In Congress Race member of the cast as soon as possi- The television appearance will be ble, since positions are limited. sponsored by Rev. David J. Coffey, The Veracratic Party scored heavy College Science Awards Early rehearsals on songs indicate Diocesan Director of Radio and Tele- victories in the annual elections last that several of the songs have cap- vision activities. Featured speaker of week. The group won a total of The annual Chemical Rubber Com- value of the book throughout the four- tured the imagination of the cast and the program will be Reverend Russell eleven out of the fourteen seats at pany achievement awards were pre- year curriculum in physics and of student "producers." who stop J. McVinney, Bishop of Providence, stake in the balloting. sented Monday afternoon, April 25, to chemistry, it is presented to the down at various times to see their who will initiate the drive. The victory was most impressive in George A. Riley, '58, and Philip G. outstanding freshman. show in rehearsal It is too early to Last Saturday night, the club ap- the Junior Class where the party Mennitt, '58. The awards are in predict which songs will "steal the George A. Riley '58, a physics peared before a large, receptive crowd won all six of the available positions. recognition for their outstanding show," for the songs have not been in- major, is a graduate from Holy in a joint concert with the women scholastic achievements in their re- Top vote getter in this race was in- tegrated with the plot during rehear- Family High School in New Bedford. of St. Joseph's College at the Louise spective fields of concentration. The cumbent Representative Dan Walsh sals and have only been heard as sep- Philip G. Mennitt '58, a chemistry r chemistry and physics departments Duffy School auditorium in West who was re-elected to his third te m major, graduated from Bayley-Ellard arate pieces present annually specially engraved Hartford, Conn., under the sponsor- of the Congress with 162 votes. Joe High School in Madison, N.J. copies of the Chemical Rubber Co. ship of the undergraduate club of Hagan was also re-elected to a second Tommy Greene of the class of 1957 Handbook of Physics and Chemistry. that area. The concert was preceded term with 133. He was tied with Bob has been conducting music rehearsals by a brief buffet snack supper and Dugan. Ron Lovett was elected with for the show's seventeen original nuni The two volumes contain a volumi- followed by an informal dance in 145, as were Dan Harrington and bers. with music by Greene, and lyrics nous amount of physiochemical data Barristers Elect the St. Joseph's auditorium. Marty Butler with 142 and 127 bal- by Bowab and forms a veritable miniature library of scientific reference in- Buckley Prexy lots cast in their behalf respectively. formation. The book contains organic Coates . . . Rep. Paul S. Quinn, who ran as an Alumni Association formulas, basic physics formulas, and Independent, was unseated in his bid mathematical tables. Because of the At a meeting of the P. C. Barris- for re-election; Also defeated were To Hear Rep. Dodd ters last Tuesday night, Joseph A. (Continued from Page 4) Independents Ed. Hornstein and Dick Buckley, '56, was elected president cessfully merge the religious, athletic Gleason. At Comm. Breakfast for the year. Buckley is one of the and social life here at P C. In the Sophomore contest. Vera- spark-plugs on this year's triumphant Frank Sherman in a very apt speech cratic Representatives Howie Lipsey Jrs. Accept Rings The Alumni Association will hold team. He has been voted best speaker stressed the need of more individual and Joe DePaolo were re-elected to its annual Communion Breakfast this in almost every debate in which he work on the part of athletes and also second terms beating out Indepen- Sunday in Aquinas Hall. After Mass After Class Vote has participated. a development of a-will-to-win atti- dents Jack Cleary and Dick Skalko. in the Chapel at 9:0<) a m. breakfast tude. Independent Candidates Bill Sweeney Recently, representing P. C. in the will follow immediately in the dormi- The 1956 class rings were accepted Dick Reynolds, after beginning his with 105 votes and Bill Devine with Robert E. Lee Oratorical Contest in tory dining hall. speech with his very famous style 86 defeated Veracrats Dan Driscoll, by the Juniors last Friday at a meet- Boston, he was chosen 3rd alternate of humor, named Harry Coates as one who received 84, and Rep. Bob Hoyle, The principal speaker for the event ing of the entire class. As soon as for New England. of the greatest men in the track who was trying for re-election, with will be Congressman Thomas Dodd each student completes payments on The Barristers went down to New- world today. Mr. Reynolds in speak- 81 ballots. of the First Congressional District his ring they can be picked up at ing of Father Begley named him as port last night to debate with Salve ' The Veracrats won three of the of Connecticut Congressman Dodd is the bookstore between the hours of man behind the scene in his untiring Regina's newly formed debating so- four Freshman seats, although the a Providence College alumnus of 1930. work as Athletic Director. 3:30 and 3:30. Those wishing to place ciety. A contest with the University status of one of them is still in doubt. Seated at the he.id-table will be the irders for rings can do so at anytime of Rhode Island is next on this year's Others at the head table were other Independent George Riley received Very Rev. Robert J. Slavin, OP officers of the club, Edward McAlice, it the bookstore. 131. Veracrats Joe Dolan and Bill President of the College, who will busy schedule Joseph Madden and Bernard Dandley. ] Galvin received 136 and 155 re- welcome the alumni; Charles C. spectively. The outcome of the fourth Verdi, '35, chairman of the Breakfast; seat is still uncertain. Since Vera- guest speaker Dodd; Alumni Presi- crats Paul Kiley and Ed. Maggiacomo dent James E. Flannery; and mem- tied at 114 apiece, a run-off election bers of the Board of Advisors will have to be held to determine the FOR THE COFFEE, FATHERS? Richmond, Va. — ACP) — Faculty members of Richmond Professional "DOWN WITH BONFIRE RALLIES" Insttiute were cautioned last weffi Ellensburg, Wash. — (ACP)—Bon not to interrupt 1 1/2-hour classes on fire rallies at Central Washington Col- JUNIOR PROM Tuesdays and Thursdays for coffee lege here may be a thing of the past breaks, according to the office of the Claiming that students "don't really Dean of Instruction. care for the bonfire" at homecoming NEW rallies, the Central Crier, weekly stu- "Coffee breaks," the memorandum dent publication, prophesies that "the said, "should be given only in classes LIGHTWEIGHT bonfire will be extinguished It's which are extended for a period In ex about time!" cess of two hours." SHAWL COLLAR MIDNITE BLUE Ike Cutfect

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clubs. The Catholic Literary Founda- I ******************* * KEN QUIRK, '34 tion and the Thomas More Book Club. * * CPA Selects Former P. C. Prof. The CPA short story book is to be Literary Awards Project Editor published early in 1956. 1 BLEST BE THE TIE THAT BINDS j { for the PROM Riley Hughes, a former Providence in most of the leading literary and San Francisco—(ACP)—City cops College teacher, has been selected as scholarly journals and as chapters took a dim view of an impromptu editor of a book of prize short stories in published books including an auto- bonfire victory rally here after the For HIRE to be published as a project of the biography essay in the recently pub- UCLA-California football game across Literary Awards Committee of the lished Born Catholics, edited by Frank the Bay at Berkeley. Seems that the Catholic Press Association, Charles Sheed. L.A. school's supporters tossed No J. McNeill, president of the organiza- The newspaper world is also in- NEW Parking signs, newspaper racks and tion, announced here today. Hughes cluded in his background. He started is now a professor of English in the out in New Haven as a reporter on park benches into a bonfire at Union Single Breasted School of Foreign Service at George- the Register and later did book re- Square, in the heart of downtown San town University. views for the New Haven Journal- Francisco. One of the 10 rooters cart- Courier and the Providence Sunday The short story book project is j ed off to the pokey was a UCLA stu- aimed at "helping to raise the Journal. • dent. Others ranged in age from 25 standards of Catholic writing today" His first novel, the Hills Were TROPICAL to 59 and in occupation from business by focusing attention on what has Liars, scheduled to appear this sum- been published in the Catholic press, mer, has been selected by two book I executive to waiter. what is being accepted today and what BLUE might be sought in the future. In this new assignment, Hughes will work with other editors and liter- TUXEDOS I ary experts in making a selection of ATTENTION-COLLEGE MEN stories that would be representative SHAWL COLLAR of the best fiction that has appeared * *• 6 in Catholic periodicals. JOE REILLY * Campus Representatives To help in this undertaking Hughes Earn $75 Per Week During Summer « DAN WALSH will be able to select co-editors and to (Part-Time Work During College Term Also Available) *•S •*6 •6 Cash Scholarships FREE *• 6 * * For Interview, Come To * * ROOM 300, HARKINS HALL *i 12:30 P.M. * *•S THURSDAY, APRIL 28 * * ACCESS TO CAR NECESSARY ¥« ****************************************************

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