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Volume 59 Number 51 Phone 284-4401 U^t JHtamt Hfurr tram* TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 1983 'Professor Of The Year9 Suing Over Tenure Denial

By HOWARD BURNS On October 9, 1981. DeFleur sent a letter to Brown advising that Lav­ Editor in Chief ender not be granted tenure. In lhat letter, there are several statements which Lavender feels to be misleading and untrue. He believes these sUte- In 1981 and 1983, the students voted him Professor of the Year In the ments were also critical in his tenure denial spring of 1982, the university chose not to grant him tenure. Now, one In the letter, DeFleur wrote, "He |Lavender| has been unwilling to year later, sociology professor Dr. Abraham Lavender is suing the univer­ take his share of the load in teaching such basic courses as Introductory sity. Sociology.' Others have had to shoulder his part of that burden " The popular academician is currently in the process of coordinating Lavender disputes DeFleur's claim by saying. "Up until Ihe time he legal action against the school to be filed later this year. IDeFleur| made that evaluation. I had carried the seebnd highest teaching Tenure, according to Dean Arthur Brown of the College of Arts and load in the department. Sciences, is a "lifetime commitment by the university" to a professor. "Of nine professors, only one had Uught more students than 1 had . . . The criteria used to recommend tenure are research that leads to pub­ I had taught "intro" ("Introductory Sociology"! more times than five of lication, teaching and community service. the other eight people (in the department). Lavender charges that a series of disagreements with Dr. Melvin De- "I prefer to teach graduate courses, but haven't uught them because Fleur, chairman of the Department of Sociology, contributed to the univer­ of the demand for my undergraduate courses," Lavender said. sity's decision to not make Lavender a tenured professor. When a tenure decision is made, the dean of the college is provided Lavender attributes many of the early disagreements to the process in with three outside evaluations — one chosen by the department, one by which DeFleur was hired to be chairman. "I voted against him," said Lav­ the professor being evaluated and one by the chairman of the department ender. "I assume he (DeFleur] probably knows that, even though he'd Lavender received evaluations from Harold S. Himmeifarb. associate probably say he doesn't. professor and president of the Association for the Sociological Study of "On the original list of candidates. Dr. DeFleur wasn't even in the top Jewry at Rutgers University; Chaim I. Waxman, an associate professor at group. On the final list, he was seventh. After the top three people on the Ohio State University; and William V. D'Antonio, an associate professor at list had been in for interviews, and either they had turned us down or we the University of Connecticut. turned them down, then, all of a sudden, we skipped the next three people Himmeifarb and Waxman both recommended that on the basis of his on the list — two of them were women." publications. Lavender be considered for tenure. D'Antonio was noncom­ Lavender says he felt that the hiring was not done properly, and mittal. claims sexual bias on the part of some of his colleagues was a main factor Of the three evaluations, DeFleur quoted only D'Antonio in his letter for the two women not being hired for the position. to Brown. D'Antonio was DeFleur's choice to evaluate Lavender's record. "There were some hard feelings over that IDeFleur's hiring]; never­ Lavender feels that certain passages from the D'Antonio letter which were theless, when Dr. DeFleur came, I supported him, said Lavender. quoted by DeFleur in the letter were misleading and Uken out of context. The conflicts, according to Lavender, began to escalate when DeFleur In addition. Lavender also feels that comments made by DeFleur re­ "challenged" the three courses he was teaching at the time — a course in garding his teaching record were also misleading. human sexuality, a course on social values called "Transformational Soci­ Commenting on the fact that Lavender gave "nearly 60 percent A's ology," and a course which dealt with the Jewish community. and B's" in the human sexuality class in the spring of 1981. DeFleur wrote: Regarding the course on the Jewish community. Lavender claims that "I felt that such practices contributed to the older 'Sunun U' image of the Miami Hurricane/JEFF GOTTUEB •0eF'eur toW him that because Jews only made up about three percent oUniversitf y of Miami." Lavender makes a noint to his "Sociolojrv of Human the P°Pulation> they aidn,t deserve two courses in the sociology depart- Lavender says DeFleur's sutement is inaccurate, claiming that the Sexuality manes a point io nis sociology oi nil man ment He ^^ that DeFleur later softened on that position and allowed him Please turn to page 3/ LAVENDER Students to continue teaching the class. College Council I rejects CAAS major

By LOURDES FERNANDEZ that have been approved so far." Hurricane Newt Editor He said they now have a base budget of $3,865, not including sal­ Tha College Coundl has turned aries, and that he was not asking down a proposal to esublish a for any more money. major In Caribbean, African and According to Dathorne, these Afro-American Studies (CAAS). kinds of programs are being done At present, a minor in CAAS is throughout the country. being offered. Instead of having a major, a com­ "We are concerned with dealing mittee of the council recommended with the international nature of ex­ the following: perience," he said. "I see it as the • That the college make an effort undergraduate component to inter­ to hire professors with research in­ national studies. terests in the black experience. "What we are doing is not • That CAAS 201 (Africanisms in unique; it's just unique to this the Americas) be required of all school. It would place us In the CAAS minors. mainstream of academia." The minor in CAAS consists of 15 He added that such a program credits, including CAAS 201, passed was "not being developed for black with a grade of C or higher. students or people in the Caribbean. 'We are concerned with dealing with the international nature of experience. I see it as the undergraduate component to international studies.' Oscar Dathorne, CAAS director

The proposed major would be in­ Dathorne said that the program terdisciplinary, meaning that stu­ would be no different from the denU could specialize in either Car­ Latin American Studies Program ibbean, African, or Afro-American and would have the "same thrust, studies. StudenU could, if they purpose and direction." wished, choose a combination of the A major in CAAS had been The magic is here three. backed by USBG, which had passed StudenU would have had to com­ a bill recommending such a pro­ Students leaf through the 1982-83 IBIS Yearbook last week during its distribution on the rock. Yearbooks are plete 24 credits beyond the fresh­ gram. still available in the IBIS office. Student Union room S229. man requirements with a grade of C Suted the bill: "The curriculum or better. Some courses would would include new major and minor serve a dual purpose and would be course requirements for the CAAS applied towards the fulfillment of department, following the guide­ requirements in humanities and so­ lines of the College of Arts and Sci­ Communications ceremony cial sciences, as well as the major. ences. The courses have already Professor Oscar R. Dathorne, been originated from the College of who is currently director of the Arts and Sciences; however, the CAAS program, spoke before the CAAS department will incorporate honors its top students council last week. them into a single major/minor." Said Dathorne: "I'm not asking The College Council is headed by for anything that will demand an Dean Arthur Brown of the College By LOURDES FERNANDEZ enormous amount of funding. All of Arts and Sciences. He was not Hurricane News Editor we have done is utilize the courses available for comment. The Department of Communication held its 34th annual awards cere­ mony Sunday night at the Rosenstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric Sciences (RSMAS). Each sequence within the department and various communication or­ Inside ganizations presented awards to both studenU and advisors. Dr. David Gordon, chairman of the department, spoke of the growth 'National College News' of the communications department, which is soon to become a School. The latest news from College Pr

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•OI .'48132 UNIVERSITY O* MIAMI CORAL GABLES FLORIDA 33*24 30V W*-4401 Organizations need better public relations

here have been n few instances over the past year where the Hurricane has been assailed by members of T various student organizations for failure to adequately publicize these organizations.

While our coverage i.s certainly far from flawless, we feel that an overall lack of communication between organi­ zations is the overriding factor for lack 6t coverage.

Politicians could not be total successes without recogni­ tion from their constituents, so the fact that the Undergrad­ uate Student Body Government gets as much publicity as they do is no surprise.

The same goes for Student Activities. Many of the ac­ tivities coming trom this department are done in conjunction with sponsors. There is a lot of money involved, so if Uni­ versal Brands, for example, is sponsoring a Stroh's promo­ tion at the Rathskeller, you had better believe that every ef­ fort will be made to get students there.

As an example, if the international students feel that they didn't receive good enough coverage of International Week, why then didn't they prepare press releases and have individuals available to act as liaisons with the media?

As the UM News Bureau could attest, getting press re­ leases to the Hurricane is almost a surefire way of getting a Reagan's empty promises message in the newspaper in one form or another.

Some wil! respond that the Hurricane should go out and seek the news rather than having the news seek the Hurri­ cane. Women missing on agenda

It it a two-way street. One hand washes the other. Sure, the Hurricane has to go out and get the news, but the By MAXWELL GLEN size of the staff is simply not unlimited. Therefore, there is a and Every American must eat and, consequently, purchases gro­ definite need for mutual cooperation. CODY SHEARER ceries as a matter of survival. • 1983 Field Enterprises. Inc But imagine, for the sake of argument, that grocery shoppers Again, we know that our coverage could always be bet­ were required to fork over extra cash at the check-out counter ter. But it would be nice every now and then if we could get WASHINGTON — With potential Democratic rivals ready to each week to help build a new neighborhood supermarket. a little help from our friends. turn the gender gap into a 1984 windfall, now would seem the per­ Never mind that the old store is amply stocked; never mind fect moment for Ronald Reagan to back proposals extending justice that the new superstore may be 10 years in construction and even to women. then may never open; we'd all have to foot the bill anyway. Instead, administration officials seem content to sit on their Despite the unfairness of bilking customers for goods they hands. haven't ordered, an Energy Department agency last week OK'd the Epton again? Several weeks ago President Reagan piped a pretty tune be­ inclusion of power plant construction costs in wholesale utility fore Congress, pledging to remove "unjust discrimination" in the bills. As in our parable above, the decision sticks it to the customer. U.S. (legal) Code and fight for equitable wages and pension bene­ The complex ruling by the Federal Energy Regulatory Com­ o, Barnard Epton wanta to put together a syndicate to fits. With the president's call for more strict attention to delinquent mission (FERC), involving an esoteric area of utilities regulation, is buy the Chicago Sun-Times and then fire the columnists child-support payments, one could almost sense the emergence of a designed to bail out hard-pressed electric utilities. Although the Swho wrote unfavorable things about him during his Reagan feminist agenda. measure directly affects only those large firms which sell power to campaign to become the city's mayor. Despite the ripeness of the moment, however, the president's smaller utilities, the new rule is expected to boost electric bills na­ strategy on women's issues portends a leisurely pace, Lilliputian tionwide by at least 6 percent (and as much as 20 percent in some Included in this illustrious band of columnists is Mike scope, and little benefit to women. White House schemers have areas). Royko, the nationally renowned writer who has won sever­ simply left their man with a unimaginative bag of tricks. al of the top awards given for excellence in journalism. Consider first the vow to remove "vestiges" of discrimination from the U.S. Code. (Reagan's favorite alternative to the Equal Here And Now The chairmen of Field Enterprises, owners of the Sun- Rights Amendment replaces such words as "he" and "she" in the Times, say that the newspaper is officially on the block. law with gender-neutral substitutes.) Most courts already ignore Since its creation seven years ago, FERC has granted "Con­ Epton has already approached them about buying the paper. gender distinctions. Even Sen. Robert Dole (R-Kan.), who intro­ struction Works In Progress" (CWIP) authority only for pollution duced the Reagan-backed package of work changes last October, control or fuel conversion projects. The newspaper establishment would take a giant step admitted that it was a "modest" proposal. Traditionally, however. Uncle Sam has almost always pre­ backwards if someone like Epton joins it. The news is to be "I want it to be understood that elimination of facial gender vented the inclusion of CWIP costs ln utility bills. reported — fairly. bias is just one small step ... and cannot be equated with the true For one, the arguments against CWIP lie In an 1898 U.S. Su­ achievement of full equality under the law," Dole said then. preme Court requirement that "assets" (rates) be "used and use­ If Epton doesn't agree with the way the media por­ Meanwhile, Reagan's newfound determination to eliminate ful." If granted CWIP authority, utilities can demand "front" trayed him, he can either stop reading the paper or else in­ wage discrimination is inconsistent with the straitjacketing of the money for power yet ungenerated and undelivered. stitute libel proceedings. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and other federal Secondly, regulators have been reluctant to subsidize utility offices empowered to enforce the rights of working women. Rea­ investors on the backs of rate-payers, insulating utility owner, In a business which includes the likes of The National gan has not matched his rhetoric with specific proposals as yet. from marketplace risks. Indeed, for the record, utilities have provided good evidence Enquirer and sensationalized Rupert Murdoch papers, the In pensions, Reagan has eyed another suitable quarry. Many last thing we need is Epton at the Sun-Times. for such worries. Some, like the Washington Public Power Supply insurance companies charge both sexes similar premiums but pay System (WPPSS), undertook massive building projects on the basis women smaller benefits. The practice has tended to assure retired of flimsy demand projections during the 1920's. As a result, they've women an unjustly lower standard of living. sunk their affiliated utilities into debt and ruined their credit rat­ STAFF But though the Justice Department condemned pension dis­ ings. crimination before the Supreme Court last month, it stopped short Yet, after years of pressure from utilities, FERC jilted Ameri­ of recommending a remedy. Rather than endorse retroactive relief can consumers last week, giving an effectively monopolistic Indus­ The eVeiami Hurricane is published semiweekly during the regular academic preferred by a lower court. Solicitor General Rex Lee simply ar­ try power, as Rep. Tom Harkin (D-Iowa) put it, "to gouge" as well. year and is written and edited by undergraduate students ot the University gued for more equitable pension plans in the future — an irrelevant ot Miami Thts publication does not necessarily represent the views and FERC voted unanimously to consider CWIP-based financing opinions of the University s trustees, faculty, or administration. gesture to women paying into pension plans today. for up to one-half of a utility's construction costs. That is, a utility's 1982 bv the Universitv of Miami construction costs. That is, a utility investing $100 million in a new 1983 bv the University ol Miami's undergraduate Studenl Body Reagan has some reason to be proud of his new commitment plant is now eligible for rate hikes of up to $50 million, in incre­ to child support enforcement, insofar as it was hammered out by ments of no more than 6 percent a year. ADA M. PALLES the White House with the counsel of women's groups. In his 1984 FERC said the change will ease capital formation and reduce HOWARD BURNS budget, the president asks Congress to require states to withhold Editor in Chief Business Manager "any tendency which may discourage construction of needed gen­ delinquent support payments from paychecks and state income tax erating facilities." It would also help, the Feds said, to prevent sud­ refunds. Yet, all but five states withhold some part of child support den rate hikes when construction is finished. money. Added FERC commissioner Georgiana Sheldon, "Ultimately, Managing Editor Charles Lavin Moreover, Reagan proposes to eliminate general matching News Editor Lourdes Fernandez the expense is borne by the consumer whether you pay as you go, funds for state collection budgets and instead pay "bonuses" to or not. Associate News Editor Sally Spitz states with exceptional collection records. He argues that such an Opinion Editor Amy Jacoves In only the largest sense, however, is Sheldon right: Consum­ action would save Uncle Sam as much as $100 million a year. Entertainment Editor Steve Boyer ers ha\>e to pay sooner or late. But which consumers pay is another Associate Entertainment Editor Mark Linde But even with federal help, some states don't do enough. Sain matter. One case study has shown that at least one-third of those Sports Editor Ronnie Ramos one Senate aide: "Without federal support, state legislatures will be who pay CWIP rate hikes today might not be around when the Associate Sports Editor ...... John Oudens scared" to subsidize the effort themselves. (Luckily, the Senate, led plant goes on line. Assistant Sports Editor Holly Beth Byer by Louisiana's Russell B. Lon, killed a similar Reagan proposal last Senior citizen's groups, which favor legislative restrictions on Technical Directot Charles Lavin CWIP, argue that their members would be forced to pay for some­ Technical Assistant Ronnie Ramos year.) Copy Editors Mark Linde. New proposals are a must for the GOP. Democrats have al­ thing that many will never live to see. Meanwhile, younger fami­ Evelyn Rodriguez ready seized the gender gap as a cheap one-way ticket to the White lies are highly mobile and business customers come and go. Photography _detor Stuart Bayer House. Speaker Tip O'Neill has joined the congressional caucus on As Ed Petrini, an attorney formerly with the National Con­ Assistant Photogi .iphy Editor Jeff Gottlieb women's issues and pledged to throw his weight behind the latest sumer Law Center in Boston told our reporter, Michael Duffy, Art Director Martica Baghdoian ERA effort; party hopefuls are actively seeking women's organiza­ "With project lead times and lifetimes stretching over a decade, tions for endorsements and exposure. those who pay now will likely be quite different from those who Perhaps one positive sign was Reagan's conspicuous State of are served later." Circulation Manager Dave Homan the Union mention of day care for children, a subject generally con­ Moreover, since 1975 utilities have canceled more than 100 Assistant Circulation Manager David Bova sidered taboo in conservative circles. White House officials, who power plants. Some have cost upward of $4 billion to build and have cut federal support for day care, favor business tax credits for then dismantle and have helped to send utility bills up 150 percent Classified Ads Manager Rory Pauli in the last decade. Production Manager . Marc Cannon day care facilities and say new proposals are in the works. Assistant Production Manager Roy Kobert Warns Harkin: "If CWIP had been routinely allowed, I am Production Assistant Robert Kotonly Another obvious opportunity for Reagan would be endorse­ sure that investor-owned utilities would have waited longer than ment of the Economic Equity Act, a two-year-old bill written by the did before canceling their plants, and thus the costs to the con­ Senior Advisor Sharon Clark Republicans and favored by Democrats. The proposal would cor­ sumer would have been substantially higher." Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger rect real biases in insurance, pay, pensions and tax and inheritance Of course, FERC's decision might not seem Immediately harm­ Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts laws. ful. According to a spokesman for the Edison Electric Institute, the Reagan has endorsed several portions of the bill but has with­ investor-owned utility trade group, no utility ordered any new SAlf S PERSONNEL (toy Hobart Rory Pauli Ren*. Rosen Robere Schwartz held complete support. While not the ERA, the bill remains the best power plant construction last year. OFFICE PERSONNEL Deithely. Joem Feseher, Jamil. iVeundi,. alternative. Yet in seven or eight years, when the demand picture will be Kenneth Roman Indeed, the GOP's retreat from women's issues still plagues different, utilities may want to capitalize on CWIP. By then, the president, threatens his party, and will require more substan­ Post Office Bon 2*8132 whether or not we've forgotten the expensive overbuilding of the University ol Miami tive steps to make good a reparation. 1970's, lt will be worth remembering that charges for undelivered Coral Gable.. FL 33124 So what is Reagan waiting for? goods are tools of the bankrupt. Tuesday, April 26. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Paga 5 Letters to the Editor Iron Arrow's freedoms denied To The Editor: gible for membership is Omi­ tion for the youth of our land, it cron DelU Kappa, Mortar in no way plans to exercise con­ The Iron Arrow decision is Board, Phi Beta Kappa, Phl trol over the educational institu­ not an isolated incident. The Kappa Phi, to mention outstand­ tions involved." issue involves the freedom of ing national groups?" The Issue of Iron Arrow has groups within a private univer­ How do standards of a stu­ been viewed by some as a local sity to associate together and to dent group "unavoidably taint insignificant recalcitrance main­ set standards without the inter­ every federally assisted pro­ tained by backward chauvinistic ference of the Federal Govern­ gram at the university?" Are not members who are mostly alum­ ment. these programs open to all who ni. A much broader issue is In­ As things now stand, no orga­ can qualify? One does not have volved which should have a nization should exist on campus to be or not be a member of Iron clear cut resolution. To what which does not accept members Arrow, or other groups, to be a extent do perrons have the right irrespective of sex. It is only be­ part of these programs. The to freely organize around princi­ Memories of yesteryear: Iron Arrow members at the Homecoming Parade cause of the caprice and indul­ government Itself discriminates ple without the government gence of the government that by setting up other require­ threatening to bring massive re­ •n fraternities and sororities are al­ ments for participation. taliation against the institution I lowed to exist. It does not seem so long ago where the organization exists? With its move toward "Big when Senator Fulbright, who It is most regrettable that the I Brother" and 1984 and CS. was one of the great pioneers in Iron Arrow issue has not yet an­ I Lewis' That Hideous Strength, the promoting of federal aid to swered this supremely Impor­ DOUGHNUTS & ICE CREAM I the question may be raised con­ education, said, "the Federal tant issue. It should result in a 1 I cerning the existence of campus Government is only concerned definitive landmark decision. 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    By HOLLY GLEASON a truly diversified panel. and groove concept like the Police — only heavier." Hurruune Stafl Writer "We're doing this to get the concept of drums out front." Appice said DNA's (for Derringer 'N' Appice) sound stresses guitars and drums, "We want to make people more aware of the drums, and give inspiration with the emphasis on vocals only during the chorus. "The drums are an in­ Robbie Robertson once said of a band's bass and percussion section, to the winner. When he gets out to L.A , there's going to be a lot of press strument, so they can dictate the sound as well as any other lead instru­ "Either you play the bass or you can be the force that drives the band." going on." ment. 's a perfect example," he explained. For drummer Carmine Appice. he's more than just driven the band The original Drum Battle began as a way to promote an L.A. show Appice ought to know. Vanilla Fudge took Led Zeppelin on their first Ovel lhe course of his sixteen years in the music business, he's been a Appice was doing. It attracted 3,000 people to a record store parking lot, tour. His stories of how life on the road really is like are going to be the force who's helped shape the direction of music for the future and the rest is history. basis of an autobiography. The International Guide To Hotel Wrecking. i_l a member of Vanilla Fudge, Appice achieved his first international But this :s more than another money-making scheme. For Appice. the What else could you expect from a man who finds any live perform­ success with their single, Vou Keep Me Hanging On At that point in time, Drum Battle and several of his clinics are part of an ongoing commitment ance the most gratifying aspect of his involvement in the music industry. however, he had no idea of the band's eventual place in rock and roll histo­ to UNICEF and its Children of the World Fund Whether it's a drum clinic at the Agora or playing to a soldout crowd at ry "I've been involved with UNICEF since 1979." Appice explained, "be­ the Forum in L.A., these are the kinds of situations on which Appice "I was there in the early days, but we had no idea of what we were cause Rod |Stewart| donated his portion of the writing rights from the thrives. e ri allng," he said in a phone interview last week from Los Angeles. "But concert album to the fund I don't have Rod's money and I felt bad about it, "I've never really felt like a side person 'cause I've always got to play it's diet to know that you helped influence the flow and direction of so I began giving clinics. and do my show. I always had my drum solo, and I try to make it as enter­ music." "There are a lot of charities." he continued, "and I got involved in this taining as possible. If there's one thing I've learned from Rod, it's that peo­ Appice has played with Jeff Beck to massive critical acclaim He's one by accident But I feel good about it and want to continue." ple want a good show," he said. also toured with the likes of Rod Stewart and Ted Nugent In fact, his as­ So Carmine Appice is taking it on the road once again. He loves tour­ For DNA. though, he's out front. He'll be taping a video for the album, sociation with Stewart even led to his collaboration on the hits. Do Ya ing so much, he jokes, "when there's no tour going out I come up with which has been stamped Party Tested. The title phrase was coined by Der­ 1 hink I'm .Sew and Voung Turks stuff so I can get back on the road " ringer after they wrote, recorded and mixed the F.P in 10 days. He has also written a total of five books, his latest being Realistic For those who are wondering what to expect of the Drum Battle, Ap­ Appice's association with Derringer began when Appice went to Reggae, a book he describes as being about "the reggae stuff which is now pice summarizes the evening as "an experience in rhythm." Opening with Japan a year ago to support his debut album. "It all happened 'cause Rick ver> popular." This book will be part of a five book publication the four celebrity drummers playing drum and electronic music, their wasn't busy when we needed to go," he began. "So we called it Rock Su­ But right now. Appice s mind is on the 1983 Synsonics Drums/Car­ stage show is also going to employ several lighting effects. perstars, Vol. One, and it was so successful we added a twenty-city stint in mine Appice National Drum Battle Tour Appice and three other celebrity Then, there's the contest Comparisons to an athletic event aren't un­ America." drummers will be going to 15 cities across the country and selecting one usual, as people in the audience begin cheering for the participants. But it will be a while before America can see two of the finest on drummer each to participate in the national Drum Battle in Los Angeles. "It's a different kind of rock and roll, but you don't have to be a their respective instruments performing together. DNA won't be hitting Each of ihe' twenty preliminary contestants will be given three min­ drummer to enjoy it People are very surprised 'cause it's just like going to the road until June. utes to show their stuff and will be judgedlon the basis of originality, tech­ a show There's a lot of energy and audience participation," _aid Appice. nique and showmanship. Once the winner has been selected, he will get to MTV obviously thinks it'a a good thing. They're scheduled to tape the Until then, though, Carmine Appice. one of the surviving legends play with the four judges May 5 Drum Battle Preliminary, at our own Hallendale Agora when it comes to rock and roll drummers, will be at the Hallendale Agora Ihis year's drummers are Michael Derosier. formerly of Heart. Bruce Once the Drum Battle is over. Appice is joining guitarist extraordinare on May 5 for the 1983 National Drum Battle Tour. "I'm working hard to Crump, formerly of , and Sandy Gennaro of the Pat Travers Rick Derringer for a tour to support their "DNA" LP. Appice describes bring attention to the drums, and I hope people appreciate and respect this Band Each drummer is considered an innovator in the field, thus making it their sound as "new music and heavy metal fusion. It's basically a chorus 'cause it's like trying to row upstream in a row boat," he concluded.

    Drummer extraordinaire Carmine Appice Heart's Michael Derosier Molly Hatchet's Bruce Crump Tube's best and worst 1983 TV season has ups and downs

    By CHRIS WUERTHNER Mall Houston (ABC): A typical Aaron Spelling production that has all /(ierne„ej, Stall U rile r the treadmarksof his other works (Loveboat, FanUu_\ Island). Everything stinks, from the opening shots of Lee Morsels '• crotch to what they call The TV programming schedules are starting to strike back at their scripts. sets In the next week, most series will enter the summer doldrums and Houston's down-home, countryfied platitudes and his pseudo-folksy viewers can look forward to a plethora of reruns. And since the new pro­ style become strained after a short while. Even more aggravating are the grams have been depleted, it is time to make a tally of the year's worst and touches that are supposed to give this program some hint of originality — best like Pamela Hcnsely, who is suppposed to be a financial whiz out of Yale. The Year's Worst If she's so smart, why is she wasted bringing Houston his coffee and tak­ Knight Rider (NBC): An updating of the Lone Ranger saga with a car ing notes. She is nothing more than attractive baggage and slightly less instead of the faithful horse. Silver, this show is from Glen (Hattleslar Ga- functional. laticu) Larson, who has never been accused of creating high quality pro­ grams The only redeeming aspect is the car and its computer. KITT Why T.J. Hooteer (ABC): This is the year's worst, and, not coincidentally. don't they get rid of the driver and just have the car itself? another Spelling production. Hackneyed scripts that were old 20 years ago Ryan's Four (ABC): This If a blatant rip-off of St Elsewhere, right permeate this production, and I use the term loosely. Why did William down to its electronic theme music. It consists primarily of melodramatic Shatner ever agree to do this farce? His character mouths epigrams that writing and unimaginative scripts that date back to .Marcus Welti v. The only a John Bircher would believe or sav And at the rate he wrecks cars wasting of some good actors make this a turkey ABC still reigns as the (at least it keeps the stunt men employed), he would have been booted off cotton candy network the force long ago Tucker's Witch (CBS): This show was altered more hefore airing than The program's main failing is that it actually takes itself seriously Renee Richards. The title, the cast, and any possible quality were excised This show is a bad dream that believes itself to be real when it was still in its embryonic stages of development Now that the garbage has been swept away, let's get to the good stuff Hare Essence (NBC): Genie I-rancis. everyone's favorite rape victim. decides she wants to leave the world of daytime soaps, so she joins the cast The Year's Best of a prime time soap Unfortunately, this one doesn't even have the "style" A — Team (NBC): This is a mindless fantasy with lots of action Un­ of a Dynast) or Dallas And it wastes the talents of Lee Grant, complete like others, however, the program i.s saved by its realization that it is a with the most phony southern accent in TV history, and Jennifer O'Neil. farce and playing upon that. This is trash with class. Bring em Hack Alive (CBS): This has been the season of the Raider, Talcs of the Gold Monkey (ABC): Another Raiders steal, but done rip-offs, and this one has been the most obvious, right down to Bruce Box- with humor and panache. The show has lots of good touches and scripts leitner's lasso (as opposed to Indiana Jones' bullwhip) It also is the most ill that have managed to turn a cliche or three around. The program is played thought-out like a good B movie, and the actors do their job. And Stephen Collins One episode had Bruce and his sidekick. Cindy Morgan, trapsing proves that he can act. Put vour critical sense into neutral and enjoy through the jungle, except that Cindy, for the benefit of the male viewers, At the Movies (Syndicated): The two critics from PBS's Sneak Pre was wearing shorts and a halter top. Try wearing that outfit in the jungle, view, Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel. return in their own review series And and you'll become dinner for every insect imaginable it's a goody. These two are the best reviewers (with the exception of Joel Casahlunca (NBC): This has got to be the low point in NBC's history: Siegel) anywhere, and don't interlace their decisions with pretensions doing a series based on the clatfil Humphrey Bogart film. Not that the film Newhart (CBS): The old Boh Newhart S'hou was one of the funniest should be regarded as a sacred row, but why did they hire David Soul to sitcoms on the tube until its unfortunate cancellation Well, Bob is back play the character of Rick? Soul can't act There are other actors who re­ and still the master of droll, subtle comedy And his supporting cast is semble Bogail Robert Sacchi, feer example, who played Bogart's ghost in equally fine — especially Tom Poston as the not-so-handy handyman Eru­ Woody Allen's I'lav It Again. Sum. would have been a better choice Be dite comedy at its best glad this is only a limited series Remington Steele (NBC): This is a comedy spoofing the perennial tele­ .towers o; Matthcu Star (NBC): Another turkey, the show had been vision favorite: the private eye. Stephanie Zimbalist is the head of the re­ delayed for a year, due to injuries to the show's star. That should have nowned Remington Steele Detective Agency. Pierce Brosnan is the "boss" 'Gold Monkey' cloned 'Raiders' and did a good job of been perceived as an omen. about whom she knows almost nothing. This program is one reason that science fiction has received such a The program also manages to throw in at least the one plot of an old it bad reputation It also wastes the talents of Louis Gossett movie, and Brosnan and Zimbalist engage in some of the best sexual poli­ tics in recent TV history (Jonathan and Jennifer Hart, watch out). This program is funny, fast-paced, and well worth the time. Cheers (NBC): Without a doubt, this is the best comedy series of the year. This crafted gem's setting is a bar in Boston run by ex-baseball pitch­ Faint' eludes talented Sylvia Bennett er and alcoholic Sam Malone (Ted Danson). whose patrons come in one va­ riety — strange. Along with his head bartender. Coach, who can't keep a thought long enough to change it. and a somewhat snooty barmaid, Diane By HOLLY GI I ASON A real show person. Bennett and nicely was the> spunky title track. / laid back than the Rat's typical Fri­ Chambers (Shelly Long), they indulge in the most original comedy since hei voice can gel extremely power Seeda Man. because it had d funki­ day night fare, but it also displayed Taxi. It's original because the humor is generated from the characters and tul without sacrificing credibility er feel live nne- of Miami's emerging talents not always the situation. Sylvia Bennett COtlM "e ehe Comparisons lo Barbara Streisand But the evening's standnut was • Kami- may not be right around the The Year's Ail-Around Best woman to put Miami b_e k have been made, although Bennett's nn ker which conjured up \ isnin- e.t corner for Sylvia Bennett, but with St. Elsewhere (NBC): It has been described as a Hill Street Blues meets map musically However wan the appeal is far ditfrrent I _ura Branigan Our l.tne is Hiding her talent and determination, she Hospital, and the description holds Set in the rather run-down St. Elegius. Rathskeller ready feir Sylvia .ine. is easily the most powerful cut on will persevere perched at the edge of Boston's Commons Area (a.k.a. the Combat Zone), her Las Vegas-style show? Mer voice' isn't sugary or even es the album, and in concert it takes the program centers on the lives of the doctors and staff of the hospital. Joined for her appearance by pei tally gutsy It's „ solid voice that on added intensity. Just before the beginning of the Like Cheers, the excellent drama is created by both the people and the Music Unlimited (the last time she delivers songs with the proper emo- Further exemplifying the parallel second set, one could overhear peo­ situations. And most of all, these are real people with problems and tri­ graced our campus she had taped tional depth But what she lacks m with Branigan was a very credible ple asking each other. "Where's umphs. The cast is excellent, chosen for their abilities, not their looks. (In accompaniment), she displayed a original vocal qualities she makes rendition of Gloria Trying to cover Sylvia?" When she took the stage, real life, not everyone is attractive.) The doctors aren't gods, as they've varied vocal range Mixing material up for in personality Those who that song is a tall order After all. the crowd responded to her the way been portrayed in other series. They screw up at times or may just manage from her I Need a Man album with feeund themselves at the Rathskeller there are people out there who she responded to them — with to succeed. In other words, they're human, with everything good and bad popular covers, she delivered an Friday night often found them­ think Branigan and Gloria are one warmth and enthusiasm that the term denotes. even show selves smiling in spite of them­ and the same Maybe the Rathskeller wasn't If the program has any faults, it is that it lacks somewhat the fine Perhaps one nf the most charm­ selves To call Kriday night's crowd ready for Sylvia Bennett, but it's dramatic edge Hillstreet possesses. ing things about her performance is Believing in Our lav* wa- han- meager is being generous It's • their loss Things are improving in It's a shame that most programs don't "have the-sTyle or flair of these her attitude She makes the meest e>( dleed with the se n -itivn v which shame that a talented performer the entertainment industry, and the last four programs. Most of the new programs started at mediocre and every situation, and displays a tre­ marks her debut album Another like Bennett didn't get j better turn time is de.initely right for somegne rapidly degenerated Modern television, except for a few great exceptions. mendous sense of humor •.ong from the album which played nut Granted, her show wai more who has what Bennett has to off,<. is still a great "wasteland.'' and Its potential is equally vast •" Tuesday. Apt.I 26. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7 LSAT-GMAT-MCAT-GRE Beals performance good Live Lectures &. or Video Tap6d Reviews SHELDON ROSE EDUCATIONAL CENTER $P$PgUrt*r(Car*3iir C Gables 1320 S Dene Hwy • 661-6809 No Dade 174 Ives Dairy M • 662-7650 in modest 'Flashdance' SPECIALIZING IN SERVICE acting, but the dance scenes and the music make the BMW and OTHER EXOTIC CARS Movies screen explode. 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It's hard to believe she is only 18, but who Fame, with more glitter and less substance than either cares? THE MIAMI INSTITUTE OF PSYCHOLOGY picture. The gloomy streets of Pittsburgh are a fine realistic The plot concerns an 18-year-old welder, Alex setting, and the supporting characters are believable of the (played by Jennifer Beals), who has a modest dream of and straightforward. Combined with an excellent joining the Pittsburgh dance repertory company. She is sound track and lively plot, Flashdance is definitely urged on by Hannah, a former Grande Dame of dance, worth seeing. Caribbean Center for Advanced Studies and by Mickey, her boss/boyfriend. — JILL BRUBAKER Flashdance has a mediocre script and lackluster The Miami Institute of Psychology is now accepting applications for the 1983-1984 school year. 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    By HOLLY BETH BYER rivals, Miami took one on the chin over the net they would hit the because it was a sure victory." Hurricane Assistant Sports Ediior from second-seeded Tackleshack, floor for and dig it up," said Cecil Chris Bryant, captain of Blue 11-7, 11-5. Maynard, captain of the Magic Water, explained. The University of Miami Volley­ The loss to Tackleshack didn't team. "We now dread playing them be­ ball Club ended its regular season faze UM. UM had lost to fourth- "The amount of improvement in cause they hustle all over the floor Saturday by putting on a very im­ seeded Ocean. 11-3, 11-4, only three this team over the last two tourna­ and each game against them is ex­ pressive performance in the Florida weeks before, but dominating ments would take at least a year fo,- hausting," she added. Championships here at the Lane blocks at the net and hustling de­ a normal team. They were the talk Two members of the Hurricane Recreation Center. fensive play earned a split for the of the tournament." team. Robert Yonker and Michael The Hurricanes surprised the Hurricanes, who lost the first game, Magic went on to defeat Blue Jap. were named to the All-State highly ranked teams and gave a 12-10, and won the second. 11-9. Water of Homestead and Ocean be­ team scare to top-seeded Magic of Miami fore being upset bv Tackleshack in Springs before coming up two Miami then had to face Magic, the finals, 16-14, 15-12. Magic at­ The I'niversity of Florida points short in the playoffs. the number one team in the state, in tributed part of their loss to fatigue clinched the women's division title One of Only two first-year teams the first round of the playoffs. starting with the unexpected battle with a 11-1.6-11, 11-6 win over Mi­ in the state, UM entered the state Magic faced its toughest battle of against UM. ami's Volleyoall Express. tournament seeded 10th out of 11 the playoffs until the finals before Other squads also noticed a Tha UM women's team will com­ teams. But the first round should escaping with a 13-11, 6-11, 12-10 change in the UM team, and added pete in the AA women's champion­ have been a clue that this was a victory over UM. their comments. "It is really mirac­ ship this weekend at Tampa. new UM team as the Hurricanes The Magic team was full of re­ ulous how much improvement has Both squads are practicing for swamped the Bandits, seeded I Ith, spect and praise for UM. "We never been made in Miami's team in the their European tour May 7-20 when 11-5, 11-0. could let up for a minute against last two tournaments. Everyone they will compete in tournaments After polishing off their arch Miami because everything we put used to look forward to playing UM in Holland, Belgium and France.

    Miami Hurricane/JEFF GOTTLIEB UM's Hakan Karahan spikes into Tackleshack de­ Miami sweeps two from Stetson fenders as Mike Jap watches By ERNIE MUNICK Seoane, who played the entire and game, said he wasn't that shaken up JOHN OUDENS Tuesday night, when a fastball of the Hurricane stall from FIU's Rick Ames hit him in NFL Draft 1983: the mouth. According to UM trainer With the Atlantic Regionals a Vinny Scavo, Seoane would have month away, the Miami Hurricanes suffered a lot more than a fat lip if have to prove they're better than he hadn't been nursing a large clip the team that lost three games to of tobacco. Elway will dictate Florida State two weekends ago. "I'm fine," Seoane said. "No They're "working on it. They took stitches. I guess I was just very two games from Stetson over the lucky. weekend, lifting their record to "It shook me up more when I 45-12. The Hatters dropped to saw the instant replay on television. how others will go 25-19. They clocked the pitch at 87 miles Friday night per hour." By RONNIE RAMOS except Elway. They would also get Orlando Artiles went three-for- MIAMI 4, STETSON 1 a chance to get an offensive line­ Hurricane Sports, Editcr three and Mitch Seoane slammed a STETSON MIAMI man, which they also need badly. two-run homer to pace the Hurri­ 1 hbi r hbe With the 20th pick overall (San Die­ JePe'not, ct 2 0 Wrona, si : I o It's draft day today. By the time canes to a 4-1 victory. Hulsman, 2b 0 0 Seoane, 2b I I 2 the 12th round is over, sometime to­ go's second No. 1 pick), they could Rob Souza (10-1), who had start­ JoPe'nol, H 1 Arteles, lb I 3 I night or tomorrow morning, 336 take UM tackle Mark Cooper or Riva. 3b 1 0 Russo, dh ed and won Tuesday night, turned Lucco, c I 0 Lane, rl college athletes will have a joh. The USC's Don Mosebar — or both, in another fine performance allow­ Carlton, dh 0 0 Carr, II big question is where and for how since they would also have the '2nd ing four hits and striking out six Gray, ss 1 0 Shields, cl w Walker, lb 0 0 Velaiquei. c much. pick. over six innings. Danny Smith Edmonson, pr 1 0 Lorenio, 3b Thisyear, everyone knows who Saturday the L.A. Rams and pitched shutout ball over the last Langston, pr 0 Mandel, ph Smefh, ph i 0 Sacco. pr will be the first player chosen — Houston swapped picks, giving the three innings for his seventh save. B Walker, c Stanford's quarterback John Elway. Rams the second pick in the draft, Seoane's home run — just his Carter, rt The Miami Herald calls him a fran­ which will undoubtedly be SMU second of the year — came in the a 1 Jl « ? j chise. And it will probably cost that running back Eric Dickerson. Stetson 000 010 000- 1 bottom of the first and gave the Miami much to sign him. His agent wants That leaves Houston with the Hurricanes all the runs they would Ml 010 00- - » $7 million for the right to have third pick, which they swapped on need. Shortstop Bill Wrona led off E - Riva. DP - Stetson 2, Miami I LOB - Elway throwing the pigskin next Sunday with Seattle (9th) to bolster with a single to center, and then Stetson 9, Miami 7. 2B - Jett Pequignot, Lorenzo, Artelen. HR - Seoane (2). SB - Shields. year. their draft. Houston now has eight Stetson starter Bart Bishop served W - Souia (IMI Save - D Smith (7) L - Miami Hurricane/STI ART B/.VH. Seoane the pitch he expected. Bishop (S-4) WP - Bishop PB - Velaiquei T - 2 tO A - 3,151 Orlando Artiles hits a home run in Saturday's game "So many times this year I went Draft Analysis to the plate wanting to hit a home Saturday night tirst start as a Hurricane. He didn't in the seventh, faced Riva. He man­ run," Seoane said later. "This time I do badly at first. As Miami batters aged to run the count to 0-2 — and wasn't thinking home run, but I The 3,868 fans who showed up were chipping away for a run in then made the same mistake Russo knew it would be a fastball. And I for a Frisbee-throwing contest be­ Baltimore has the first pick in the of the first 88 picks in the draft. each of the first three innings. had made. got all of it." fore the game were treated after­ Russo gave up one single, one walk draft, and they want Elway. But Coach Ed Biles said they will use to ward to anything but a tight, excit­ "The pitch was an extra fast­ take linebacker Billy Ray Smith. If Miami scored another run in the and no runs. ball," he said "It was in. but he Elway doesn't want Baltimore. His third when, with two out, Artiles ing ballgame. Miami made fewer agent says Elway will play baseball they do not take a linebacker, He didn't fare as well in the stands so far away from the plate doubled to right and scored on mistakes and thus came away from fourth. if the Colts draft him, and Yankees they'll probably take a quarterback the plodding three and a half hour that it was right where he wanted — UM's Jim Kelly if he's still Frank Russo's single up the middle. "I started to get tired." he said it." owner George Steinbrenner will be Souza, meanwhile, was having affair with a 12-9 win. waiting with an open wallet. around. later. "I've been playing left field. Riva didn't hit the ball quite as little trouble with the Hatters. He The wind wasn't strong enough so I haven't had much chance to Furthermore, Elway's agent has Seattle traded up so they could to provide much relief from the sea­ squarely as he had earlier But the gave up a single in each of the sec­ work in the bullpen." wind was still blowing out, and the told Houston not to even bother try­ get Curt Warner and they should ond, third and fourth innings; each sonably oppressive heat and humid­ ing to get the first pick, because have no problem. He started the inning by walking ball dropped over the 365 mark in time the runner was stranded. ity, but it was strong enough to Jon Pequignot on four pitches. That Flway will not play there, either. Denver, with the fourth pick, carry a few ordinary fly balls over left center. Stetson scored their lone run in brought up Riva, a .340 hitter that In thc ninth, with two on and Elway is the first domino. Where needs offensive help and they will the fifth. Jeff Pequignot doubled, the fence. There were four home he lands determines the rest of the take either Northwestern's tackle Russo tried to approach with cau­ two out. Eichhorn fooled Jon Pe­ went to third on a passed ball, and runs, two by Stetson's Vince Riva. tion. He worked the count to 1-1 picks. San Diego reportedly offered Chris Hinton, Notre Dame tight end One of Riva's homers was a grand quignot with a curve for a called scored on a single by his brother, and then threw a fastball that came third strike, ending the game Baltimore two first-round and two Tony Hunter, or Penn State running Jon. slam off Dave Eichhorn, whose back Curt Warner. in farther out over the plate than The on-deck batter was Riva second-round picks, but the Colts In the bottom of the fifth, Artiles' ERA shot from 0.70 to 1.20. said no. The Chargers then traded Chicago (sixth pick) also needs a Russo wanted. third hit, a single, scored Wrona, "I don't really care about that," "It was supposed to be inside," their two second-round picks to San line for Walter Payton to run be­ who had reached base on third Eichhorn said after the game. "But I Francisco for a third first-round hind. If Hinton is not available, he said. "Riva just gets anything baseman Vince Riva's wild throw just haven't been pitching well. I outside " Miami takes on the Sunblazers pick. they'll go with Pitt tackle Jimbo haven't been throwing much, and Covert or Nebraska's Dave Riming- to first. Russo was right. Riva lofted the tonight at FIU. Game time Is 7:30 The Chargers will probably offer That, in short, was It. Danny that's messing my motion up." p.m. the three picks and maybe even ton. ball over the right field fence Smith gave up one hit and two None of the Miami pitchers That homer might have made it throw in Dan Fouts, who wants $1 When the time comes, Kansas walks through the seventh, eighth threw well. With Pat Griffin, a 5-1 million a year. With back-up Art City (seventh) will pick a quarter­ over the fence without a carrying MIAMI 12, STETSON 9 and ninth. None of the runners starter, recovering from kidney sur­ wind. But Jon Pequignot's two-run Schlicter probably headed for a pro­ back — Kelly or Illinois' Tony reached second base. gery, Frank Russo was given his STETSON MIAMI bation, the Colts need a quarter­ Eason. homer off reliever Mark Bauer in I r hbe the fifth would have died 50 feet in JePe'not ct 1 3 Wrona, ss 3 3 0 back. If the San Diego-Baltimore deal Hullsman, ?b 2 2 Seoane, 2b front of the left field wall Instead, 1 3 3 If they take Fouts and the three goes through, the Eagles (eighth) JoPe'nol, II 3 I Artiles. Ib 1 1 1 might grab a lineman before the it carried over and bounced off the Riva, 3b 2 2 Russo, jwjh I I I first-round picks from San Diego, scoreboard Lucco, c 0 I Lane, rl I 3 I that problem is solved. Even if they Colts take two of them later in the Carlton, dh 0 3 Sheelds, ct 1 0 0 Pequignot's homer gave Stetson a Grae si 0 0 velaiquei. c 0 I 0 just take the three first-round picks, round. If not, then they'll probably W Walker. Ib Carr. II 2 I I they would have the fifth pick over­ take Florida fullback James Jones. 4-3 lead. It didn't last. Three sin­ Edmonson, rt Lorenio, 3b gles, a Seoane double, four walks Speerrell, ph Carter. II all and a shot at any quarterback The N.Y. Giants need an offen­ Smith, ph B Walker, c sive lineman, or two, or three ... and two errors by Stetson second Sanicola, rl baseman Bob Hulsman gave UM a Rowland. 3b USC's Bruce Matthews, Pitt's Jimbo Sacco. 2b Covert, and Rimlngton are all possi­ seven-run fifth inning. eVsandei. lb Draft on ESPN bilities. What followed over the last four Looking through the rest of the innings didn't mean very much — Stetson 000 221 040- t Miami ESPN will provide live cover­ first round, Green Bay (11th) and except that Stetson was able to cut lll 070 Ml - 17 a seven-run UM lead down to three age of the draft from 7:55 a.m. Buffalo (12th) would love to have E - Hulsman 121. W Wallker, Seoane OP - (the actual draft begins at 8 Kelly if he were still around. Now runs. Miami made the score 12-5 nn Stetson I. Meame 1 LOB - Stetson 12. Meami • 2B a.m.) until 6 p.m. from the New that Ahmad Rashad has retired, a two-run triple by Darren Mandel Lorenio, Seoane 3B - Mandel HR - Reva 2 in the seventh Cl, Jon Pequignot (S), Artiles (12) SB - Jett ePe- York Sheraton. Minnesota (19th) might take Fresno quegnot. Lane. Seoane. Wrona. Sanicola State receiver Henry Ellard, or else In the eighth, with the bases W - Bauer (7-2) L - Ullian (S-3) WP - Russo All 12 rounds will be held PB - Lucco T - 3 30 A - 3.161 today and ESPN will have up­ build up their offensive line with loaded. Eichhorn, who had come on dates throughout the evening Mosebar before Baltimore (or San until the draft is completed. Diego) takes him. Each team will have 15 min­ If Cooper is not taken in the first utes to pick during the first two round, the Cleveland Browns, who rounds, and then five minutes do not have a first-round pick, will during the remaining rounds. take him as the 13th pick in the sec­ Miami HumeanelSTVART BA VER ond round. Mark Bauer gets to first in time for the out 'Again, all three impressed me' UM has 3 quarterbacks after spring game

    By WENDI ROSEN Testaverde (12 of 21 for 120 yds), •points for an interception or fumble second half. Keith Griffin, the of­ Hurricane StaH Writer and Bernie Kosar (11 of 25 for 144 recovery and one point for holding fense MVP, broke loose for a 44- yds), all faired well against the sec­ the offense on downs, led 6-0 after yard touchdown and on their next Saturday night's Broward county ond team defense as the offense the first four possesions. Rodney possession. Darryl Oliver turned a spring football game at McArthur prevailed, 56-46. •Bellinger picked off a pass and the screen pass into a 60-yard touch­ High School was supposed to pro­ The first-team defense — led by defense held the offense three down. vide coaches with a clear-cut choice defensive MVP Ken Calhoun — al­ times. After the game, Schnellenberger for the fall's starting quarterback lowed only one score, a bomb from The defense widened their lead to said it was "one of the roughest, job — but it didn't. Vanderwende to defensive back- 9-0, when Keith Walker recovered hard-hitting springs we've had." He turned receiver Ed Brown, who a Reggie Sutton fumble. also said that there were some er­ Miami Hurricane/JEFF GOTTUEB "Again, all three impressed me," beat his replacement corner back Coach Howard Schnellenberger. "I Kosar finally got the offense on rors and sloppiness that would be Lucious Delegal in a one-on-one the board when he dove over from "worked out." This one's for you was hoping maybe today that one foot race. would stand above the others, but one yard out, capping a 60-yard "The main thing." he said, "is Mark Bouche receives Irom Dean William B. Sheed­ that didn't happen." The defense dominated the early drive. Vanderwende then teamed up that everyone was laying it on the play, beginning with a game-open­ with Brown for the touchdown and line and getting after it " er the Charlie Green Award tor outstanding CSR em­ Quarterbacks Kyle Vanderwende ing sack of Vanderwende by Ken on the next possession added a field Free safety Eddie Joe Williams ployee at their banquet held Sunday. See story on (16 of 28 for 270 yds., one intercep­ Sisk. goal to take a 17-13 lead. explained it best when he said: page 10. tion and tv^o touchdowns). Vinnie The defense, which got three The offense exploded to begin the "This to just like a game to us." Page 10 Tuesday. April 26. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE CSR awards top Hurricane Spoits Log Holiday Park Sunday. Perry Potash and Steve Massey Men's Tennis each scored tries for Miami. Jim Beverley added five points with a players, teams two-point conversion and a three- UM defeated Alabama, 5-0, Fri­ day at Mobile, Ala., as the Hurri­ point penalty kick. Campus Sports and Recreation Champions — Pi Kappa Alpha; canes swept all five singles matches held their 17th annual Jack Kelsey Intramural Manager of the Year — in straight sets. Softball Challenge awards dinner Sunday at the Raths­ Scott O'Stein; Women's Athlete of Saturday, the Hurricanes defeat­ keller. The top awards were the the Year — Carol Bursan; Men's ed Auburn, 5-1, in Mobile, raising The Miami Hurricane defeated Kelsey Sportsmanship Award for Athlete of the Year — Scott Leiser; their season record to 25-5. WVUM, 16-12, in a long-awaited the all-around individual, won by Official of the Year — Robert Christo Steyn defeated Martin softball game Sunday morning at Jeff Quick, and the Charlie Green Young and Steve Saro; Most Im­ Hempe, 6-2, 6-2, in No. 1 singles to Mark Light Stadium. Award for outstanding employee, proved Club — Fencing and Karate; help clinch the Hurricanes victory. The newspaper staff got off to a won by Mark Bouche. Outstanding Club Sports President 4-2 lead in the first inning and then Pi Kappa Alpha took home the — Nancy Weinberg (Sailing Club). UM results (Saturday) ran the score to 9-2 in the third. most awards, three, for Organiza­ Kevin Moir (A) d. Henri de Wet, WVUM chipped away in the mid­ Outstanding Club Sports Advisor 7-5, 7-5; Craig Campbell (UM) d. dle innings and managed to tie the tion Division Champion, the Alpha — George Pearson (Volleyball Phi Omega Award for most im­ Howard Herr. 2-6. 6-2, 6-1; Michael game at 10-10 in the seventh in­ Club); Alpha Phi Omega — Pi Robertson (UM) d. Alex Diaz, 7-5. ning. proved and the Presidential Award Kappa Alpha; Lambda Chi Award for most points in the closed intra­ 6-2; Chris Louw (UM)d. Marcel van But the Hurricane erupted for a (Presidential Runner-up) — Micro­ der Merwe. 4-6, 6-3, 6-2; Ira six-run eighth inning, keyed by mural division. dots; Presidential Award — Pi The Microdots captured the Schwartz (UM) d. 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