“THE PERFECT WIFE” BY RACHAEL CARNES ESTIMATED RUNNING TIME — 90 MINUTES CAST — SIX PERFORMERS Rachael Carnes, member: Dramatists Guild, National New Play Network, Playwrights Center, AWP 1050 W 17th Ave, Eugene OR 97402, 541-221-5792 www.rachaelcarnes.com
[email protected] © 2017, All Rights Reserved. SUMMARY As revolution between England and its American colonies simmers, candy-colored Georgian society pits the woeful, starving masses against the excessive powers of the rich elite. One bright young man, Sir Thomas Day, rebuffed at every turn from would- be wives, despite his fortune, grows frustrated, and hatches a plan to steal an orphan, and raise her to be the Perfect Wife. Based on real events, this work of historical fiction opens in the Shrewsbury Foundling Hospital, with Day on the hunt. CHARACTERS Thomas Day A tall, dark-haired, pock-marked man of 21, disheveled, with stringy, matted long hair, dirty fingernails and drab, misshapen and fraying, but expensive, clothes. Sabrina (Anne) An “orphaned” girl, 12 years old, red-haired, freckled, dressed in a rough-hewn smock and no shoes. DUAL ROLES (MAN) Richard Etheridge A wealthy Irish inventor of useless mechanicals and Day’s foppish friend, a few years his elder, powdered and be- wigged, spritely as a grasshopper, he dresses in the au courante dandy Georgian men’s style — trussed in a corset, with fat, padded calves and a stuffed chest. Ferry Master Middle-aged, muscular, he wears a threadbare, high-cut sailor’s uniform, heavy black fisherman’s shoes and a wide, flat black hat over a dusty white bonnet.