Vol . 1 Bo . S4 ~A ir Forces Gunnerr School, !lndall Field, Fla., Sept~ 19, 1942 · • • GENERAL ROYCE HEADS S.E.A.A.F.T.C . .· •the Jap and the German is a tough customer. Our job here 1 s to make our tuture airmen even tougher - and we - intend to do just that." With t~ia atatement ot purpose, Kajor General Ralph Royce, tresh from combat ·ooJIIIII&Dd in the Australian area, assumed co~ -.nd on 'l'uesday ot the Southeast· Train­ ing Center Whose headquarters ia at Jaxwell Field, . 'l'hree weeki ago General Royce was Commanding Officer ot the Northeast Air Area 1n Au a tra:Ua • - the forward zone ot operations where Jap and Allied planea alug it out daily. The General ::-.w. thia air show tor the Alliea, and hie effective use ot men and .achines, hia able leadership and the quality ot hia training have shown up in tbe re­ ~ulta column ot recent operatione in that hot a ector ot the. Pacific. ire re.. 'oently was awarded tbe n.s.c. tor lead­ ing lS Flying Fortresses in a 4000 mile . Major General Ralph Ro,yoe bomb~ng raid oyer the Philipp1nea.

t'tro iEir 1r.lRRAft OFPICBRS roR ftlllW.L GUIIIRB GIVI RBCORD $UII OP 1119 !0 AD ~·omction to the grade ot Warrant Topping the previous high donation Of!icer was announced · this w~ek tor by al.moat double the amount, the Clau two ot Tyndall's veteran enlisted men, ot '42..S7 haa l~t a record tor other ii/Sgt. Daniel Howell and '1'/Sgt. Lloyfi cunner• to shoot at with their oo~tribu­ ;.. Taliaferro. '!'hey were sworn into tion ot $!19 .oo to the A.nss.y J!:lllergency their new ranks this morning at 9aS7 Relief Fund. So remarkable was thia A.v. by Post Adjutant, Thomas generou~ gift that the men in the claaa A. Howell. were personally commended b,y f,yndall's Mr. Rowell was Post sergeant-major AER Ottioer, Lt. Col. Flo,yd Hyndman, at with a racord ot seven years ot service their graduation ceremonies. in the Ar"lq, and is a natiYe ot Virgin­ The Class ot '42-S7 were membera ot ia. Ill-. Taliaferro was sergeant-major Squadron •c• under the command ot Lt. ot the Student Detachment Personnel Aubrey· L. Stewart and Fir1t Sergeant Section and haila tram Tennea£eeo Ben lie Schultae. AMERICA They would knock out MacArthur, And wipe out his men. They'd sign peace in the White House, And they'd tell us when. They surprised at Pearl Harbor, And struck a hard blow They went to the , And put on a show. They would conquer the world·, ,. . And disfigure the maps. They would replace Old Glory With the flag of the Japs . Li ke small specks of vermin, All over a hen. They were spreading like wild fire, And suddenly t hens

They found th~t AMERICA, Had something to say. Ammunition and men Would be soon on the way . The hearts of our Allies became filled with glee, When our stuff began rolling •way over the sea, Guns by the ship load, airplanes and tanks, supplies by the train load--- Then came the Yanks. War Stamps and Bonds- We'r~ all on the job, Behind every soldier, marine and gob. Yes, we'll sign peace in the White House, And the time will be--- When MacArthur returns, Marching back with his menl

Pfc. James s. O'Connor

SUNDAY TUESDAY 8:00 A. M.- -Mass ••• Chaplain Finnerty 7:00 P.M •••••• •••••••~ellowship Club 9:00 A. M. -Protestant SUnday School 6:30 P.MM ••••••• ••• Instruction Class 10:00 A. M. --Moming Worship •••• WEDNESDAY Chaplain West er 7:30 P.M ••••• ••••••• Bibl~ Study Hour 11:15 A. 14. --Mass ••• Chaplain Finnerty THURSDAY SUNDAY EVENING 6:30 P.MM •• ••• ••••• ~truction Class 8:00 P. M. -Evening Worship • •• FRIDAY Chaplain Vlest er 6:00 P.M ••••••••••••• Jewiah Services Under the auspices of Lt. Col. Hynd­ The best story of th.e week was furni­ man and Captain Howell, a prevue of shed by a young lady from Tallahassee, wi~ter fashions for Tynda llettes was who wrote to Captain Burkhart and in­ held at the Post Theatre on Wednesday quired as to the procedure that must be noon. Unofficially, we understand that followed in order for her to become an skirts will be worn this year, and aerial gunner! Captain Burkhart re­ slips, as usual, will be kept out of plied that while the demand for gunners sight, or thereabouts. Stockinge will was very great. mattereasyet, hnd not be painted on and shirts will not be r.eached that critical ~tag e ••• The boys starched. This ensemble will be topp.ed with ths department of training who with an overcoat (Military drape) of have been transferred to the 447th (Ah the same hue, blue ••• Lt. Corbin~ recen­ Wilderness!) claim that the changing tly transferred to Ft. Myers, came ot the midnight shift at the Port st. back long enough Saturday evening to Joe Paper Kill disturbs their slumber • get an option on one of Panama City's ••• Miss Knight. personnel sergeant­ belles ••• Residenta of a certain BOQ majoress, has found that it pays to be are very much "on the ball" these days, kind, eTen to enlisted men ••• Pvt. Paul early to breakfast and early to work. Finan, Legal Eaglet, leaves tor Ord­ Those in the know say that t he whole nance OCS Oot. lst ••• one of the more barracks has gone to the "doge" -Bow cheerful men around the field that we Wow& ••• Congratulations to Capt&in Bob have noticed is Pvt. Ray Barrette, the Powell of Engineers, who traded his 's •gas-buggy" driver ••• Fifty single silver tor a double set •••Also Million Frenchmen and S/Sgt. Frank High a belated salute to Major Kevan on his can't be wrong- gentlemen DO prefer comeuppanoe ••• Those who desire first blondest •••Aerial Gunners arerequested hand informatio~ on how to conserve to definitely identity planes above rubber the "hard way", contact "Rubber Y/Sgt. Jo. Young's house before tiring, Conserver" Lt. Jeffries. There isn't it mi!ht be a stork •• • sjsgt. Bobby Cos­ any storage charge either •••would be tigan of Finance has that smile of con­ Charles Atlases, Lt. Tannen and Lt. tent~t these days, now that Mrs. Shields, are pitting one muscle against Costigan has given up the banking bus­ another these mornings to build up iness ot Trenton, N.J., tor the ba~ th~ir resistance - to what, we wonder? weather of p.c ••• The beginnings of a •••At last we discovered Col. Uuwell' s real drama group seems to be getting nickname- the first words or greeting under way- those interested are reques­ by visiting dignitaries is invariably ted to get in touch with Cpl. Paquin "Hi (or 'H~llo') DudS" ... Lt.I,ynn drop­ at the UeSeO. on Wednesday nights ••• ped us e. oa!"d i"l"Cm s·t. Louis telling S/Sgt. Holman ot the "Brownies" has us that evarythingu still under con­ succumbed to the Latin-American propa­ trol there ••• captain John K. Strobel ganda and ie doing his best to cement received his orders . from washington Pan-Amerioan Relations by pursu1D5. a this week- hie many trionds here wish certain senorita from south of the. him the bast of luek t'~n hi~ n6t!T assign­ border.~~Our nomination tor Tyndall ment •••Anyru:~.e who has £IllY fairly good Field's forgotten man is Pf'o. Robert kitchen furniture and appliances that Vun Kannon of the A .A .F. Band. Bob was they desire to get rid ot, can get in originally with the Mediooes and was touch with Billeting Clerk Joe Franza one ot the first men to arrive on this at the p.:a. .. o •••we hGar that prc.f ~es ion­ field from that detachment. Atter much al je al~usy r~s r~nrsd its u~ly head maneuvering between sq~!e"!.r ons as a P'rt. down on tho line ••• That lmt: qlA:i. t e a bit he finally ended up with the band, aa ot ~~w ~h~~g that Lt. Col •. Hyndman ~ Pvt. -his ability to beat out the did at thG recent Gunnery School grad­ bars has not aa yet brought out the uation. stripesl ~ _ TVNDALLe TARGET

Published every Saturday by the Public Relations Office, AAFGS, Tyndall Field, Fla

PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER COMMANDING EDITOR Captain Ammon McClellan Col. W. A.• Maxwell Corp. Arnold Jlilgaten

A.SsT'S TO P. R. OFFICER ASSOCIATE EDITOR Pfc. Sam D. Melson COLUUNISTS Corp. Saul Samiof Pre. William B. Pratt The Yardbird and REPRODUCTION STAFF The Taler PHOTOGRAPHIC OFFICER 11/sgt. Woodrow w. Busby Lt. Joseph A. Dickerman Pfc. Francis Churchill ART WORK Corp. John Webster S/Sgt. Oral Ledbetter PHOTOGRAPHIC STAFF Pfc. Price Terry Pvt. Marshall Goodman Sgt. William Castle Pvt. Everett Tackett Pfc. Silas G. Upchurch

TYN~ALL TOPICS In case you hear the phrase "7·1~" Those responsible for the Gunnery at the hospital area, don't dig down School program here agree that the in your pocket and get ready to fade a life of the student gunner is not a "fiver", they're probably(?) only re­ very easy one, and since this is so, ferring to the opening hours of Tyn­ we wonder why a little matter of pro­ dall's new dental clinic. Recently viding cool drinking water for the men opened, the new tooth-pulling house is o~t on the ranges couldn't be taken the first of the two brown shingled care of. As long as the effort is be­ buildings. ing made to provide a barrel of watez·, Captain Rigberg, head of the Field's why can't some method be devised for dental staff, has announced that the keeping that water cool? move to new and larger quarters was made in order to properly handle the The proprietors of the new post dry dental work required by the student cleaners called us up the other day to gunners and the "permanent" personnel. thank us for the "plug" we gave them The hours of 7a00 A.J4. to llaOO P.M. last Saturday. They told us that one will be covered by two shifts of den­ of their first customers must have been tal officers. An emergency clinic will a member of the Guard Squadron, for the be open on Sun~nys at 9a00 A.M. fellow came in with a khaki suit to be cleaned, in one hand, and a rifle in the Pending . written confirmation from other. The cleaners asked us if we Washington, Sunday, October 4th, ought wouldn't let it be known around the to be a great day in Tyndall's history. field that s show of arms wouldn't be Arrangements are being made to carry necessary to insure good service. the graduating excercises of Gunnery Class '42-40 over a radio hook-up of Chaplain Wester walked in on us just one hundred and fifteen stations on now and told us a story that's worth that dayl repeating. It seems that someone new The exact time that this special to the field remarked to the Chaplain broadcast will go on the air and fur­ that every place he went he saw nothing ther details will be announced by the but officers. The Chaplain replied, Public Relations Office in the ne~r "You've never been to Chapell" . future. Score a direct hit for the Chaplain • ~ "SIGNALlERS" "GREENIES" _;)ignal, Finance aDd Weather were ush­ VVell, men are passing through the ered out of their happy home last Sun­ squadron like nickels through a juke day. It is a mystery as to who tailed box on pay day night- and they're com­ to keep up the payments on the "Apart­ ing in like the payoffs on a pin~ball ment", but that cannot be undone now, machine. and we ~e all in different barracks. Sgt. John L. Lampros wishes to thank Men could be seen tor miles around all the boys who contributed towards staggering through the woods with beds, the purchase of the new circus wagon •. footlockers , barracks bags and· copies (It purrs like a kitten- or a concrete of the "TARGET". We looked like a mixer). bunch of refugees barely managing to Why is Sgt. Wm.Cramer going around stay ahead of the Panzer outfit at our -with a wrist bandage inscribed with rear. the word "Connie"? ••• Pfc. Giroux hand­ Our new "home" gives us a better view ed in his laundry sheet with his name of the Gulf, but that is about all that written on it so that it could be read can be said tor it. from across the room. He probably Reports from the hospital indicate t hought Supply Sergeant Mulcahy was in that Mason is recuperating from his need of glasses ••• Sgt. John Harrington apendecto~ very nioely. Hurry back certainly misses the "little woman". Mase, there is a pile of work to be -Pvt. Maurice Baker done in our new barracks 1 By the way, I think we picked up a dog in the trans­ "ORDNOTES" action. We have one hanging around. The hardest working . boys in the If anyone has lost a bulldog with a company are the men in the ammunition sad face, please call at building ~14 · detail under S/Sgt. Lamuraglia. A and claim the beast. full day is spent linking ammunition Joe Angelletti, who .has more tables for re-use and salvage • and benches than Macy' s basement, had . "Hit Parade" #1 for the week at the himself quite a time when it came to Warehouse Office seems to be "American moving his supply roa~. •Pfo. Hines Patrol", whistled by everyone.·•• Since when has the Ordnance taken over the "BROWNIES" duties of the fire dapar-tmentt w.e certainly liked the golf garb that We all moved into two barracks this S/Sgts. Percy and Doucet wore last Sun­ week •••We're not really crowded, that day out on the course. Congratulations is, · if you don't mind sleeping two to to Pfc. Patterson on his recent mar­ a bed, One private, waking up four riage. bunks away, reported that he must have · Pvt. Sasson speaks both Chinese and rolled over in his sleep. Arabic, hew 'boot that? ••• lst/Sgt. Bar­ Anyway; we can get the "weather re- . bier and his able assistants did a port" first-hand, now that the "pro­ swell job in redecorating the reading phets are with ~s •••Also, T/Sgt. Bur• room. nett and his gang are all set for ano­ When are Cpl. Youngberg and Pfc. Marr ther "Commando" raid. T/4th Witham. going to fix the pump on their car so they can out down their time to P.C. ttTHE GUARDIANS" and make it a mere 2 hour trip? ••• PTt. (Ed. Notea Reporter Sam Marotta prob­ Coveleski is a nephew of the famous ably decided there wasn't enough news big league pitcher of the aame name ••• an~ sent in the following: ••• A man is Pvt. Revers is one of the best wood small when he starts thinking he is big workers on the post ••• Welcome to the ••• Never leave a Jap for tomorrow when gang that just joined the "Brownies". you can shoot him today ••• When buying -Pfc. James Freeman a car, look at the rubber firstl) · "THE GUARDIAWS" ~a t's this", asked T/Sgt. Johnny 1rhe place looks different with the Farr while he watched the procession cadets gone off to school, and our best march across the sand,' "the camel car­ wishes go with them, especially to Dom . avan"? "No advertising in ranks", Bellicini, who has been with this out­ panted Cpl . Frank Leonard, adjusting fit ever si nce i t was started. t he halter around his neck. . Our apologies to T/ Sgr. J.W. Mash­ Yes , we moved, and in the future ; burn, whose name was unintentionally anyone that wantsto challenge our bas­ omitted from t he r at ing list mentioned ketball team will have to come_ ~own to here last week. J.. hearty welcome to t he corner of Mis sissippi and Georgia. Sgt. Sissom and T / 5gr . Nilo Menendez 0.1. men, our cards are on the table on their return from fur l ough. and the d i ce are loaded. -Pvt. F. Leon Complaintsa Pvt. • Loomi s, whose home was recent ly "bles sed e vented ~, says A. A.. F. BAND that t he constant bi ckering between mong other t hings, the boys are Pfc. Artal and Pvt. Pier quet keeps him l ooking forward to the time when we'll awake . o .And Pre e Du ggan complains that have a real day room •••w e got a letter he can't dancet at he USO whenever t he f r om Ted Laurie and he says that glider "popular" Meola i s around. t r aining i sn't so bad, except now he Sgto Morr i s is t he picture of con­ si ngs t o t he cows up thar in the dairy tentment the se day ~g, his better ha. lf oount ry ••• Pfc. Orval Morton is the from "Deep ~n t he n~~ of Texas" ia r ei gni ng chess champ ••• and Pfc . Bill now njoying Panama Ci ty's breezes. Barnes is the outfit's Bridge Ac e with -T/ 5gr. Sam Marotta Pvt. Nat Fishman a close second. Of course the bi g news or tha week "lm!>ICW'OBS" i s that veteran Pfo. Robert Vun KL~on Hi ghlight of t he social calendar of i s secretly pl anning to t ie t he knot the past w~ ek ~s the dance gi ven at on t he 26th ~f the monthl -Cpl . Higbee t he Rec Hall for and by the detachment . Lt. E .y. was in char ge of the arrange­ V "HEADQUARTERS HEADLINES" ments and the Medicos turned out in lep, we "dood" it again, but not ra­ f ull force. The festivities were tings- this time it was a long Sunday hei ghtened by the presence of Major shuff l e. We moved ' way down Georgia R. Brua and his charming wife. Avenue, in f act so far down, t hat we Considerable shifting around of of­ alwaya have to hire a g~ide t o g0t to fices has resulted from the openi ng of and from our barracks . We can't f igure the new dental cl inic and the low pres­ out why we had to move unless it's be­ sure unit. The lab men now have apace cause someone thought we were going to enough so that they won ' t be stepping leave soon and decided that we ought

on each other's toes. to get a taste of, jungl e l-ife. It was 1 Rivalry runs rampant i n the r evived a shame that we had to l eave just as relaxation of wrestling with "ringers" our lawns were beginning to reward us on the new horseshoe pitching courts for our efforts. behind the barracks. So far, Lefty The ratings tftsre so numerous that the Mazur has been leading the league. squadron area smells like a cigar fao• -sgt. Wm . Volk tory. Among the outstanding promotions were s Sgta . Fry, Bailey, and Percle to n "FINANCE FANFARE" "staft" J and a bona- fide first sergeant F all out", said M/Sgt. Dick Under­ insignia to S/Sgt. George Bukota. wood, 8with cots, barracks bags and Our CO is willing to loan the magic trunksl" ~at?" said Yardbird (Not hat to anyone- and all of the ratings No. 1) Joe Cappiello, "no full field were well deserved. "BE WISE-BUY BOROS~ pack?" •Sgt. Joe Minton "RAINMAKERS" Kenneth Stitt who left us for OCS at VVhat with new personnel, new bar­ Miami. Sgt. Stitt enlisted on January racks and new station equipment, this 1, 1932 in the u.s. Infantry. During outfi~ would hardly be recognizable his first hitch he was stationed at even to those who left us as short a Shanghai at the time that the Japanese time as two weeks ago. Our assets are first began their aggression there. high now, with a rich assortment of Between enlistments, the sergeant men who have had the gospel of our sub­ worked with the Chicago Steel Company ject straight from the mouths of the as 1-tead expediter. We all wish him the saints a.t Chanute Field, as well as a best of luck and hope that after he group who qualified in in-station­ gets his bars he'll be sent back here training at nearby Moody Field. to receive our salutes. ~. Del Ponte The result is that you can now get any opinion you may want on weather be­ NAPIER FIELD SOLDIER BECOMES MR. "X" caus e there are so many views. Another \VHEN HE MISSES OVERSEAS SHIPMENT result is that it has given some of us One of the saddest stories in many a time to catch up on the fundamentals, moon was released from Napier Field, so that eventually there will be even Ala., last week . A soldier left there mo r e men here who can bet each other for foreign service recently. He got that it is or isn't going to rain. to the embarkation point, where he Change of barracks sees us grouped flunked his physical and thereby missed with the Ordnance gang, and, tho it the boat he was supposed to have sailed wi 11 take a couple of days for readjust­ on. He missed the boat, BUT, his en­ ment from the hectic days in which we tire clothing issue and Army records lived with the snappy signalmen and the made it. - figuring financiers, we're already en­ Without any records, he became the j~ying the nearness of the beach, the mysteri01ls Mr. "X" of the Army. He atraggling"lawn in front of our new didn't know what to do ••• the Army prob­ home and the lusty squeals of the clar­ ably figures he's on the boat and sea­ inets end trumpets from the bandsmen sick as hell. but he's just sick. Ev­ across the way. The financiers and entually he wandered back to Nap ier, signalmen are in a nearby building and but they sent him back. Now the ques­ we expect to borrow a cup of sugar from tion is, is he AWOL, a deserter , lost them now and then. or, can he go home and forget the whole Sgt. Don de Kraker left last week thing??? for Nashville where he'll be the first of our squadron to be "jus~ an ordinary "5-B" CLASSIFICATION DEFINED guy who wears a pair of silver wings." BY DALE MABRY FIELD OFFICER -Pvt. Morris Lasker Major Claude B. Black, Personnel Of­ ficer at Dale Mabry Field, Tallahassee, "RED BIRDS" received a letter advising him that Cong ratulations to M/Sgts. Frank his brother had been inducted into the Bilozur, D.I. Smith and Fred Fields on service. The Major was inclined to their new promotions .. Sgt. John "Dan­ believe that the Army needs men very dy" Hamilton also can add on that other desperately if they are summoning men stripe after a long hard sweat. in the "5-B" group. Flying Sergeants Kenneth Sullivan Whsn asked by an inquisitive repor~ and a few of the others are strutting as to the condition of che men in the around like English counts with their "6-B" class, the Major, surprised at newly raised Van Dykes. Some of the the ignorance of the questioner, re­ remaining sergeants are beginning to plied. "Bald-headed. Big bellied. Bi­ let their beards grow too. foculs, Bridge-work and Bunionst" That' I We all regret losing First Sergeant how "5-B" originated. THOUGHTS OF AN AERIAL GUNNER ...... I'm just a lad who got fighting mad l(tS GUTS TO When the Axis got treating folks mean; So I fiGured IVm one rfl- GUNNER .. To be handling a gun From the tail of a B-17. se /4 Th6n I wondered again at the strange ways of ~en And the teachings of one Nazarene ~ That men of good will ~1 Have no reason to kill '\ From the tail of a · B-17. " '·. But this method of killing was rtot of our willing, But a product of minds so obscene That the only solution Is their siddolution From the tail of a B-17.

Oh, it's a far cry from the earth to the sky, Where the blue of the sea looks serene; And I sometimes wish I were sta.rti ng to fish From the tail of my B-17.

But it doesn't take long to prove I was wrong For having such thoughts in my bean; r~?J~ I~ :n1 For I'm soon spitting lead CLASSES CALISTHENICS At a Jap Zero's head From the tail of my B-17.

And r've heard it said that a gunner is dead In a minute or somewhere between; But the only death rattle I've heard is the battle In the tail of my B-17.

A miscarriage of culture created a vulture From a wonderful flying machine; DATE But I've heard men tell They'd fly straight thru hell In the tail of a B-17. ~~ . And if it's my place to fall out of the race And fade somewhere back of the scene, I'd rather expire In the heavens or ~igher In the tail of my B-17.

Corporal Fred R. Charlton, AAFTTS, Goldsboro, North Carolina. FIRST SG-T . I JIEE'l' MRS. BRUAa FAVORITE MOVIE STAR a Too many to list one. .. . AMBITION& To get some gran to grow FAVORITE COLOR: Turquoise • i~ the yard. FAVORITE FLOWER& Petunias. EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES: Two FAVORITE DRUTK s Coca Cola. children. FAVORITE _RECIPE1 Tamali Pie. PEl' .AVERSIONS s Snakes. FAVORITE POST BEFORE TYNDALL& Fort FA~ORITE SPORTS& Indoor ---- Poker Lewis. Washington. Reason---Beautiful Outdoor ---- Hiking.

TAMALI PIE RED+CROSS' (6 servings) 1/2 eup olive oil. ~eei:Ues were really clicking at Red l lb. ground beef. Cross Headquarters last Monday"atter­ 1 lb. ground pork. noon. It was good to see so many knit­ salt and pepper. ters and sewers present again. Many l onion. finished articles were turned in and Vix the above in­ many new ones started, so lets keep up gredients and cook until the good work. meat is done. Then add& The surgical dressing classu sched­ 1 tap. chili powder. uled to start about October 1st under 1 can corn. the supervision of :Mrs. Hinchman. Any­ 1 can tomatoes. one interested in this please see or l can pimentoes. call her, soon. A three hour class 1 cup ripe olives. will be held once a week. Add 3 well-beaten eggs mixed It you have a~ knitting problems. with 3/4 cup milk. Let all the above want. new yarn, or, have finished. gar­ come to a boil, then stir in slowly ment to hand in, see Mrs. Wilkins---­ one cup yellow corn meal. Bake in well VacArthur Avenue. She ia now )(rs. greased pan one hour at 3500. Maxwell's assistant.

ED'S. NOTE& Due to the scarcity of news during the summer months, this page will be temporarily discontinued. Mrs. John Thorpe, only remaining member of the ori­ ginal "TARGETTE" staff is away on a well-earned vacation. YARDBIRD'S 0 - 30 BUCX PRIVATE'S 30 - 60 NON-COM'S 60 - 90 SOMETHING TO SHOOT AT: Capt. Rawson's OFFICER'S 90 - 99 score for this quiz was "89".

GENERALt (4 points each) SPORTS: (5 points each) 1.- Name _the Dionne quintuplets, 1. Match the team in the left-hand ????? Dionne. column with the associated sport in ????? Dionne. the right-hand column. ????? Dionne. The Rangers Baseball ????? Dionne. Chicago Bears Hockey ????? Dionne. Washington Senators Basketball The Celtics Football. GEOGRAPHY: (5 points each) 1. In w~~t country is Abbeville lo­ ARMYt (5 points each) cated? l. What General is conmnnder of the 2. What is the capital of Illinois? u.s. troops in China and India? 3. What is the main island of the 2. 'Nhat are our soldiers working Hawaiian Island group? with the raiding parties against the 4. In what state is Lake Placid lo­ German held coast of France called? cated? 3. What is the 3rd General Order?

YOUR VOCABULARY (4 points each) 1. Vodka is a 2. Visor is a 3. Viaduct is a a. Russian liquor. a. part of a headgear. a. statue. b. " river. b. sign of the zodiac. b. temple. c. " soldier. c. large safe. c. bridge. 4. Vickers is a 5. Vermouth is a 6. Verbena is a a. bomb. a. type of cactus. a. fish. b. cannon. b. " " wine. b. bird. c. machine-gun •. e. " " camera lens. c. flower. ACROSS DOWN I. Rotating piece, --r:-Every Pvts 1 • goal • usually irregular 2. Tyndall's chief in shape. ' pole.r bear 3. The first half of trapper . . "cups11 ;: _ 3. The 3rd · ~-E.M," to 5. The 2nd ~ h!{lf of appear in "Inti­ the fenous "!lnuse" , mate Glimpses". 7. "Yardbird's" fa­ 4. Usuall:'>r follows a vorit~ implement. good "hie". 8. "------Above All". 6. "oheee". 9. Has. 10. Fixed for life. 11. "--AAFTC". 13. Thts describes 12. Hedy LaMarrl Tokyo after Al1.F 14. Famous volcano, gets through 16. Non clerical. vri th it. 17. You've got 'em, 15. Northeast (Abbr.) Great Day, the ol e Yardbird is sho tuckered out rite now on account uv these boys hear sho play fur keeps--whin they says rise you rise an whin they says fall out you fall out an whin they says shet up you shets. I got klassified an processed the othur day in a big offise with a whole slew uv purty gurls an they axed me kweschuns aboot everthing me an ma !'olkes had evur dun er got blamed fur doin. Thin this hear littel ole gurl {she sho wuz mity kute, it wuz rna fust sample uv Tinnessee jukin ekwipmint on acoount uv i is re­ strickted ma fust 2 weaks) startid axin ma fambly histery. Now ma is dun bin married up three times an i cum along on hur secund hitch. She axed fur ma name an i tole hur an thin she axed fur rna's name an i tole hur an thin she axed fur rna's name befo she wuz married an i give hur name like it wuz aftur she married mapa an she wuz satisfyed {i meens the purty gurl) but thin she got ter lookin' at rna last name an rna's previyus last name an thin she startid lookin rite an left rite kwik an thin she startid lookin at me reel simpathetic an apoligitik like an i cud see misery start ter droolin ot uv the korners uv hur mouth, an i leened ovur rite soon an says don't look like that i is jest as legitimett as labelled likker an thin i esplained an ' she tore up that sheet an startid on an­ othur one. She sho wuz a ~ete gurl an as soon as i gits ter take off this hear fateeg suit an put on ma class a's i is gonna ease on bak down their an finish up ma snow job on hur. I knows eckzackly whut bilding ter ~o to on account uv their wuz a lot-uv tiperiters inside. anyhow, iff'n i do miss hur offise i wont be lonesum on account uv in this hear new Army they is makin, anywhur their is tipe­ riters, their is plenty uv muterial fur a gud snow job. I reckin i'd better be agoin. -----The Yargbird (No. 1) KAGAZIBE ARTICLE BY TYBDALL OFFICER STRESSES PART PLAYED BY AERIAL GUDER •· One of the nation's leading aviation feature magazines, "u.s. AIR SERVICE~ gave the aerial marksman his due in their September issue. A special st­ .~ ·. ' ory written by Captain .Ammon McClellan. Tyndall's P.R.O. • gives one of the most comprehensive evaluations ot the aerial gunner yet to appear in print. In a simple and direct style. the article touches upon every phase ot the gunner- his qualifications. trainingand function as a member or a combat crew.

CIVILIAB•SOLDID DlWU. GBOUP FOIUIBD Using the u.s.o. as their headquart­ ers. a local dramatic group composed ot soldiers and civilians are: ready to Meet JI/SGT. FRABCIS Jl. PASSWAURS. go into rehearsal tor their first pre· A glance at his records show that the &entation. The group meets every Wed­ Sergeant ha·s over twenty-rive years or nesday evening at 7a30 P.M. All men service in the Army • and that makes interested a re urged to attend. him the ranking enlisted man on the Jlajor T.B. Carnahan has been elected Field. At present he is line ohiet ot Program Director and other officials the Sub-Base outfit. Shortly before ot the group inoludea Mrs. Walter Sil­ the Jape took over the Philippines • the va. Secretary; Jlr. Thomas Oliver. Pro­ Sergeantwas the line chiefot a pursuit duction Jlanager; and Cpl. Robert A. squadron there. He is noted tor his Paquin. Coordinator ot Activities. expertness in finding errors on forma. INDIVIDUAL AND SQUADRON COMPE'l'ITION ~0 BE FEATURED IB NEW SPORTS PROGRAM A plan for recreational activities that ought to touch every man on the Field has been announced by Lt. Law­ son this week. Ambitious to say the least, this sports program should be just the thing the men here have been looking for. The features of this program as out­ lined by the Lieutenant ·are, 1. Squadron competition in 10 indivi­ dual and team events. 2. Scoring will be on a basis of 100 points, each event counting 10 points. 3. The activities will be dive.rse enough to assure competition for the SERGEANT GREGORY KANGIN, one of the greatest number of men. most outstanding tennis players of the 4. Winner by the quarter will be de­ u.s. in the past decade, is about to termined by the squadron having the graduate from Tyndall's Gunnery School. most out of 100 possible points. The veteran net man was four times 5. A squadron trophy will be awarded the national indoor tennis champion to the .winner in each quarter. and from 1930-35 he was a top ranking 6. The squadron accumulating the most member of our Davis Cup team. Also, points during the year will be awarded in the 1932-34 and 35 campaigns, Man­ the grand trophy. gin shared the National Indoor Doubles 7. A trophy will also be awarded to Crown. the second place winner. "Foot faults" and "love sets" are no a. Single eliminationsand Round Robin doubt forgotten for the duration and tournaments will decide the winner. the former net star has probably adap­ In addition to the squadron competi­ ted his viscous serve to machine-guns tion, the plan calls for post teams to and plans to serve nothing but "aces" meet outside foes in boxing, baseball, at the enemy planes. swimming, diving and basketball. For further details concerning these muRSDAY NIGHT'S BOXING RESULTS events watch this page or 'phone #2lla. 1. Pvt. Brown, 155 lbs. vs. Pvt. Rogers, 165 lbs. Draw. ANSWERS ~0 1?1 2. Cpl. Rosolina, 165 lbs. vs. Pvt. GENERAL' Emilie, Yvonne, Cecile, Ann­ Rybaczewski, 160 lbs. Rosolina by dec. ette, Marie. 3. Pvt. Ridley, 135 lbs. vs. PJt. Rice, SPORTS' The Rangers Hockey 135 lbs. Ridley by decision. Chicago Bears Football 4. Pvt. O'Brien, 155 lbs. vs. Pvt. Washington Senators Baseball Manni, 165 lbs. Draw. The Celtics Basketball 5. Huston Parrish, 110 lbs. vs. Henry GEOGRAPHY' France; Springfield; Oahu; Morris, 120 lbs. Parrish by decisio~ New York State. · 6. Freddie Caswell, 140 lbs. vs. Cad.et ARMY• Lt. General Joseph w. Stilwell; Al Young, 110 lbs. Young by decision. Rangers; To report all violations of 7. Sgt. Zeeland, 150 lbs. vs. Pvt. order I am instructed to enforce. Wissner, 145 lbs. Zeeland by decision. YOUR VOCABULARYa Russian liquor; Part a. Sgt. Scott, 130 lbs. vs. Pvt. Shir­ of a headgear; Bridge; Machine-Gun; ley, 130 lbs. Shirley by decision. Type of wine; Flower. JES T J 0 K I N 1 ELECTRIC WOMAN When a woman is sulky and will not _ speak ---Exciter. If she gets too excited ---C ontroll~r. If she talks too long ---Interrupter. If her ways of thinking are not yours ---Converter. If she will come halfway ---Meter. If she becomes quarrelsome ---Dis­ patcher. If she wants to become an angel --- Transformer. If she wants chocolates ---Feeder. If she sings wrong ---Tuner~ Engineer s "If I start at a given point If she is in the country -Telegrapher. ---Disch~ rger. on a giv~'! figure and travel the entire If she is a poor cook distance around it. what will I get?" If her dress unhooks ---Connector. Students "Slapped. Sir." If she eats too much ---Reducer. If she is wrong ---Rectifier. If she is cold to you ---Heater. Guest (to host in new home)s ~ell, If she gossips too much ---Regulator. old pal. how do you find it here?" If she fumes and sputters --Insulator. Hosts ;;walk rignt upstairs. and then If she becomes upset ---Reserver. two doors to the left." Hickman Highlights

" "TALK OF THE 'l'OWN" APPEARS HERE SOON USO ACTIVITIES FOR THE COMING WEEK The talk of the t own in 1492 was the The Panama City USO announces the errival of Columbus in Amerioa ••• but following activities for the coming "The Talk of the Town" i n 1942 is the week a ~am~ of the pi cture appearing at the Post Theat r e , Wed. & Thurs ., Sept. 23 SUNDAYs Open House - All Day & 24 • • •l'!i t~ Cary Gr ant, Jean Arthur Band Concert on the Poroh -by the ~nd Ronald Coleman as t hreo people who Tyndall Fi eld Band , Sgt. Coultrap ~~ke lite mor e exciting, love more Directing •• • s,oo P.M. precious, laughter more joyous, "Talk MONDAYa Free Movie -Dancing and games of the Town" is stirringly filmed by afterwards •• • 8a00 P.M. the director of "Penny Serenade" and TUESDAYa Dance - Panama City Victor­ • -woman of t he Year" • ••writte n by the ettes -Music by the Tyndall Fiel.d author of "Here Comes llr. Jordan" ••• One Orehestra •• • 8a00 P.M. of the seasons b~st romantic dramas, i t WEDNESDAYa Party Night -Victorettes I ' i s an exceptional motion p icture, "The 8a00 P.)(. Loves of Edgar Allan Poe" is t o appear THURSDAYa Free Movi e "If I Had A Fri., Sept. 25, starring Linda Darnell Mi l lion" with Gary Cooper and George and John Sheppard •••He r e is a story Raft -8sOO p.v. behind the scenes in the life of the FRIDAY s WDLP Radio Broadcast "Tyndall man who poured t he deepest passions of Field on Review" with Tyndall Band his heart i nto a hundred and more at 8s00 P.ll. star tling tales •• • BUY WAR BONDS. SATURDAYa Tea Dance - 8a00-10a30 P.K.

SATUBDAY, · September 19 TUESDlY, September 22 ~outh on - ~ade" "Babea on Bro~ " John Bubbo.!'d R uth Terry Klck•¥ Rooney JUdy Garlen~ SURDAY, VOIDAY, September 20-21 WBDIESDAY, mtJRSDAY, Sept-ber 23-U "The Big Street" "!he !alk ot the !awn" Henry Ponda Lucille Bal l Jeen Arthur Cary Grant FRIDAY, - Sept•ber 26 "!he Lares ot Edgar Allan Poe• Linda Darnell John Sheppard

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SUNDAY, MONDAY , September 20- 21 SUNDAY , MONDAY, September 20-21 "Or chestra Wives" "Little Tokyo" Glenn Killer and Sand Preston Footer Brenda Joyce

TUES., WED., THURS., September 22-2S-2~ TUESDAY, September 22 "Holiday Inn" "It Happened in Flatbush" Bing CroabT ~re d Aat~ire Lloyd Nol an Carole Landis

FRIDAY, September 25 WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY , September 23-24 "Berl in Cor respondent• "Lady Be Good" Virginia Gilmore Dana Andrewe Eleanor Powe l l Robert Young SATURDAY, Sept ember 26 FR IDAY, SATURDAY, September 25-26 "Rider• of the Northland•" "Death Valley Ou tlaws" Charles Starrett Don Barry Lynn Mer rick

UTE SHOIJ SATURDAY NI GHT "Between Us Girl s" Diana Barrymore Robert Cumming•