Summer in the City

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Editors-in-Chief: Brian Graham & Adam Welsh Managing Editor: News & Notes Culture Ben Speggen Contributing Editor: 4 Street Corner Soapbox 7 Street Fashionista Rebecca Styn Music Fashion Editor -at-Large: Batting Lessons Cory Vaillancourt 5 The Way I See It 11 Fine Art and Erie Copy Editor: Alex Bieler Waterford Authority Crumbles Plans for Economics Contributors: Potato Chip Plant Can the Erie market Alex Bieler support paintings with high Mary Birdsong 6 Just Toyin' Witcha price tags? Pen Ealain Rick Filippi Erie’s East Side Food Desert Iggy Imig 12 If We Were You James R. LeCorchick 6 Considering the City Here's what we would do John Lindvay The Congress for New Urbanism Lili Morton 16 Music Reviews Dan Schank Ryan Smith 9 Summer in the City 17 The Soulful Sounds of Jay Stevens Jobs Program Steers at-Risk Youth Summer Rebecca Styn Toward a Better Path Bryan Toy Gloria Reuben Kicks off Cory Vaillancourt 22 ER Sports Romolo Music Series Jim Wertz Local sports with James R. LeCorchick Cover Design: 19 Gilber Gottfried Q&A Leah Yungwirth A Wonderful Hypocrisy Photographers: Ryan Smith Brad Triana 20 Geeked Out Designer: Action Toy Man Leah Yungwirth Design Intern Liz Venuto Writing Interns: Jessica Courter From the Editors Khadija Djellouli Tom Ricci Will Taylor 32 W. Eighth St. #302 few weeks back, we wrote about the “Poverty” remains an ever-present headline. the unemployment rates, a decrease in crime, Erie PA, 16501 importance of laying the foundation And as more employers continue to look for violence, and poverty will follow. [email protected] Afor education at an early age. That prospective employees with job experience In this issue, you’ll find Jim Wertz’s feature discussion surrounded high-quality Pre-K already under their belts, getting even an en- on the Erie Summer Jobs Program — the de- The Erie Reader is Erie’s only free, independent education in Pennsylvania and how it serves try-level job without that prior experience is tails of that march, the work the Erie Com- source for news, culture, and entertainment. The as the cornerstone upon which we can invest becoming virtually impossible. munity Foundation is doing, and what these Erie Reader is a forum for ideas and discussion, today for a bright future in the years to come. That is, invest now in our youth-about-to- means for our region moving forward in the and seeks to drive two-way communication with its readers. At the Erie Reader, we endeavor to But immediate challenges still lie in front next few months. highlight the best of Erie by providing in-depth, of us. What do we do about the youth popu- Invest now in our youth- As of June 13, over 160 applications have magazine-style journalism that cuts to the lation that not a decade and a half from now about-to-become-adults, and been received to Erie Summer JAM (Jobs And heart of the issues that matter to Erie. The Erie but in the next couple of years will face the More). Before these applicants begin employ- Reader is published every other week at The see results now — because Corry Journal, 28 W. South St., Corry, Pa. 16407. world as adults, seeking employment, ed- ment with various institutions come the of- The Erie Reader is distributed at over 250 high ucation, something more than a puncher’s when these minors enter the ficial start date of July 1, they will have com- foot-traffic locations in Pennsylvania from North chance at a good life? workforce as adults in a few pleted 20 hours of soft-skills training at the East to Girard to Edinboro. The Erie Reader is A few months back, there was a community Venango Training and Development Center. also available by mail subscription; one year years, they enter with a stronger, march. Co-led by Gary Horton, director of the Then, they’ll begin entering the workforce. (26 issues) for $49.99. Send check or money more developed resume, and order payable to Flagship Multimedia, Inc., to Urban Erie Community Development Corp., In Jim’s feature, Horton told him that, the address below. In addition to appearing and Bishop Dwane Brock, leader of the Vic- they stand a better chance at “There’s no better time than the present to in print, Erie Reader adds new content daily tory Christian Center, 125 people took to the continual employment. show unity and solidarity.” And he’s right. at ErieReader.com as well social media sites. All rights reserved. All content © Flagship streets and headed to the Erie Community Without strong building blocks now — in the Multimedia, Inc, 32 W. Eighth St., Suite 302, Erie, Foundation to seek financial support for a become-adults, and see results now — be- present — our future doesn’t stand a chance. Pa, 16501. No part of this publication may be summer jobs program in Erie County. cause when these minors enter the workforce Let’s hope that come the end of August, uni- reproduced without permission. The opinions of A summer jobs program geared toward an as adults in a few years, they enter with a ty and solidarity amongst the community our columnists and contributors are their own adolescent population — community lead- stronger, more developed resume, and they — not just a segment of our community, but and do not always reflect that of the editorial board or organization. Direct inquiries to ers hope — will curtail the rise in crime and stand a better chance at continual employ- the whole community — will triumph over 814.314.9364 or [email protected]. violence plaguing our region. As we know, ment. Which suggests that with a decrease in despair and disconnect. June 25, 2014 ErieReader.com | Erie Reader | 3 News of the Weird Street Corner Soap Box By: Chuck Shepherd Batting Lessons LEAD STORY — Too Cute! arking Japan’s latest unfathomable so- By: Jay Stevens Mcial trend, two paperback photo books — both consisting only of portraits of the his time about a year ago, Chris Cron – father’s hitting tips. It wasn’t until he went too tired from chemotherapy and radiation rear ends of hamsters — have experienced manager of the Erie SeaWolves – and I away to college – University of Utah – that treatment to speak. He’s been plagued by surprising and still-growing printing runs. Tsat in his office and complained about he started to get it. ongoing health problems, and his recent Japanese society has long seemed easily our sons. “Calls me after his freshman year,” said cancer diagnosis signaled a new threat, a captured by anything considered “kawaii” It started with a story about George Brett. Cron,“ says, ‘hey dad, I’m thinking about new level of severity none of us talk about. (or “cute”), according to a May Wall Street Brett, of course, is the Kansas City Hall of making these changes.’ And as I’m listen- Last night, my mother wrote in an email, he Journal dispatch, and a representative of Fame third baseman who hit .390 in 1980. ing to it, it’s the changes I’ve been trying to said he didn’t think he’d make it through one book’s publisher called his volume Last season, during a particularly miserable incorporate into his approach or his swing “delightfully cute.” “I can’t stop smiling,” stretch for Kansas City hitters, the Royals for like the last two or three years. I don’t he said, “when I see these butts.” The two coaxed Brett out of retirement to serve as say a word. I just sit there and listen. He’s I know it’s a dumb books in print are “Hamuketsu” (hamster the team’s batting coach. Brett didn’t have getting it. Because it’s not the old man’s buttocks) and “Hamuketsu — So Cute You any experience as a coach, but the hitting idea. It’s his idea. So he’s going to believe it habit to try to Could Faint.” A third, “The Original Ha- instructor they fired – Jack Maloof – had set a little more.” muketsu,” was set to debut in June. [Wall off a media firestorm by proclaiming proud- I nodded like crazy, because my son, the correct all of my Street Journal, 5-21-2014] ly his team would “lead the league” in few- 9-year-old, 50-pound second baseman for Recurring Themes est home runs, and the team needed a jolt the Erie Phillies was struggling. He clasped kid’s faults. It’s of energy and some positive news coverage. his back elbow to his ribs when he batted. impossible. He nother driver died after being unable What better way than to do that than bring He dove off the plate too frequently, he was Ato dodge his own vehicle. A 58-year- out Brett in a Royals jersey? too timid. Sometimes his mind wandered old man was hit by his SUV in New York In the press conference at the announce- when he was in the field and he booted doesn’t enjoy it. I City in June after he double-parked and was ment, Brett was asked if he had served as routine grounders. He hit .188 for the year. don’t enjoy it. It’s opening the door on the passenger side and hitting instructor before. “Well, no,” said (Yes, I kept track.) realized that the vehicle was still in reverse Brett, “but I’ve helped guys out.” What But he didn’t listen to a word I said, just just that I’ve been gear. He tried to jam one foot onto the brake about Brett’s own sons? (Brett has three.) groaned and rolled his eyes and ran out but hit the gas instead, causing the car to Had he ever taught them to hit? onto the field. there. jump backward, ejecting him, and pinning It turns out this Hall of Famer had to hire I know it’s a dumb habit to try to correct all him between the SUV and a van parked private batting instructors for his own boys. of my kid’s faults. It’s impossible. He doesn’t the night. But he did. alongside. The man suffered a heart attack “You can’t teach your kids anything,” said enjoy it. I don’t enjoy it. It’s just that I’ve been As he lies ill, possibly dying, I’ve been and died as his vehicle broke free and drift- Brett. there. It seems like I’ve already made all the searching for memories about my father to ed across the busy Manhattan intersection “No doubt about it,” said Cron. mistakes there are to make. And if somehow stitch together to form some kind of narra- of Madison Avenue and East 49th Street. At the time, Cron’s oldest son, CJ, was a top he’d just listen to me and learn from where tive. But it eludes me. I remember a jaun- [DNAinfo New York, 6-5-2014] prospect in the Angels’ system. Like his fa- I’ve gone wrong, he’d sail through the tough ty engineer’s cap and red windbreaker he ther, he’s a first baseman. times, leaving trouble in his wake, off to his wore in the ‘70s, paint-splattered jeans for ead or just in “deep meditation”? A re- “We have a batting cage in the backyard,” own beautiful, glorious life. Saturdays, and lying in the back of his car Dnowned Hindu guru, Shri Ashutosh said Cron, “and when I was instructing CJ That is, I love my boy. And I want the best listening to his John Denver 8-tracks as we Maharaj, in his 70s, passed away in January – or trying to help him – maybe there was for him. I can’t help myself. drove through town. He biked and golfed (so concluded police in Jalandhar, India), some loud talking going on.” Cron chuckled Cron gave me advice. The best thing I and had a handicap of 180 for his Friday but His Holiness’ disciples have refused to drily. CJ, it turns out, wouldn’t listen to his could do for my kid? “Just let him play,” he night bowling league. I didn’t realize how release the body, keeping it in a commer- said. So I’ve learned to shut my trap. I go, strong he was until I once saw him muscle cial freezer, contending that he has merely watch and encourage, only. a softball out of our town’s baseball park. drifted into the deeper form of the medita- What a difference a year makes. CJ Cron These memories don’t tell a story. But they tion for which he is well-known — and will was called up to the Angels this summer do describe a man. return to life when he is ready. (The guru’s and hit over .300 in his first month of play. He was a ski instructor, but I hated skiing religious order, not coincidentally, is a real His dad was a career minor leaguer and with him. He hired others to teach me, and estate powerhouse in the Punjab region and never scored or knocked in a run in the I raced downhill competitively for 20 years. on nearly every continent, and the guru’s 12 games he played in the majors; CJ, as of He was an engineer, but I never let him help family is certain the “meditation” is a ruse June 20, has hit four homers, scored 11, and me with my math homework. He lived in a to allow the Ashram’s continued control knocked in 16. The Los Angeles Times says small, rural New England town – and lives of the financial empire.) [Daily Telegraph he’s known for his power and “knack for de- there still – while I lived all over: Germany, (London), 5-28-2014] livering in the clutch.” Russia, Seattle, San Francisco, Montana, My own second baseman, too, has had a Erie. In short, he let me play, and I made fter the U.S. Postal Service finalizes its ADVERTISE good year. He hit .575 for his team with an my own way with all my own mistakes and Apurchase of “small-arms ammunition,” WITH U S improbable .700 on-base percentage. Once, troubles. I also managed to pick up some it will become only the most recent feder- in an All-Star game, he knocked a ball clean things nobody can teach. But he was always al agency to make a large purchase of bul- over the head of the opposing center field- there, encouraging. lets for its armed agents (who are perhaps er. His back elbow is up. And now he has a There’s a special kind of fear felt for those more numerous than the public realizes). beautiful, fluid swing you can’t teach. that watch loved ones fend for themselves. In the last year or so, reports have surfaced The lesson is obvious, isn’t it? But there’s a joy to it, too, with the greater that the Social Security Administration or- This past Father’s Day, my son and daugh- reward of watching sons soar free. dered 174,000 hollow-point bullets, the De- ter bought me a team Germany soccer jer- partment of Agriculture 320,000 rounds, Email [email protected] sey (we’re a World Cup family!), and we Jay Stevens can be contacted at Jay@ Homeland Security 450 million rounds (for for more information. celebrated by watching Argentina-Bosnia ErieReader.com, and you can follow him its 135,000 armed agents), the FBI 100 mil- and Herzegovina, and then with a walk on Twitter @Snevets_Yaj. To lion hollow-points, and even the National through the park for ice cream. I was un- follow this story or comment, Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration able, however, to talk to my own father. He scan the QR code or visit 46,000 rounds. (In May, the Department of lay exhausted in a Massachusetts hospital, http://erirdr.com/rg1jv Agriculture added an order of submachine 4 | Erie Reader | ErieReader.com June 25, 2014 guns and body armor.) [Newsmax, 4-14- 2014] [Washington Times, 5-16-2014] The Way I See It nclear on the Concept: Robert Kiefer, U25, was arrested in Akron, Ohio, in Feb- ruary after losing his composure over an Waterford Authority Crumbles Plans for Potato Chip Plant expected check that had not yet arrived in the mail. Rather than complain to the check By: Rebecca Styn issuer, Kiefer did as several others have done in News of the Weird’s experience — attack s a friend of mine jokingly asked me the letter carrier. Kiefer pepper-sprayed the other day, what could be more the postman (with his own canister that he Anoncontroversial than putting a new carries for protection), and in the ensuing potato chip plant into an old potato chip struggle, bit the carrier on the leg. [Akron plant? Beacon Journal, 2-10-2014] Well, just ask the Waterford Water and Sewer Authority. olice in Lincoln, Nebraska, tracking KLN Family Brands – a Minnesota-based Pdown a call about a missing 3-year-old family-owned business that produces a va- boy downtown, managed to locate him in riety of salty snacks, candy, and much more the type of place where other toddlers have (including, yes, potato chips) – is about to turned up after briefly escaping the sight of move into the former Troyer Farms loca- their parents: inside a toy vending machine. tion. It’s been about five months since the The boy had crawled up through the toy-re- announcement that the dormant build- lease slot of the Bear Claw and was safely, ing would take on new residents, and now joyously playing among the bin of colorful walls are up and millions of dollars worth of stuffed animals at Madsen’s Bowling & Bil- equipment stands ready to be installed. liards. [Omaha World-Herald, 4-15-2014] The company would ultimately bring on about 125 people – including previous Troyer n the second such incident reported here employees. You know, not only a skilled la- Iin four months, an overenthusiastic police bor workforce, but individuals that actually officer handcuffed and detained a firefighter have experience making snack food prod- working a 9-1-1 call, ostensibly because the ucts. firefighter refused to stop work and go move The group has definitely met some obsta- his fire truck to the officer’s satisfaction. Like cles along the way – one including an ar- the earlier incident in California, the un- chaeological search for American Indian equivocal state law in Louisiana makes it il- artifacts – but none as small-minded as the legal for anyone to interfere with a firefighter one that occurred Thursday, June 19. on an emergency call, and the officer from the As part of the project, the facility needs New Roads, La., Police Department in princi- to extend municipal water and sewer lines ple faces a stiff fine and possible jail sentence. [which they were personally paying for] [WBRZ-TV (Baton Rouge), 3-26-2014] about 7,000 feet from the plant along Route 97 so that they didn’t need to utilize well express my frustration. We had just gone KLN Family Brands hopes to move rthodox Judaism requires a divorcing water. On Wednesday, June 18, Waterford through this with the Erie Rail Terminal proj- into the old Troyer Farms plant in Ospouse to obtain the permission of the Township Supervisors approved those ex- ect. In fact, as we continue to hit this brick Waterford. If only the Water and other via a document called a “get,” leaving tension plans. wall over and over and over again – perhaps, Sewer Authority would get on board. much power in the hands of the respond- Erie truly is the definition of insanity. ing spouse — and leading to an occasional The truth is: Although it is the constituents resort to trickery or violence to persuade an What could be more who cry out, it is the officials that ultimately committees to let those who can deal with it uncooperative spouse. In May, Lakewood, make many of the decisions. And the great- do so. N.J., Rabbi Mendel Epstein, his son and three noncontroversial er truth is that some shouldn’t be in office – Let’s remember that we are a Republic for other men were indicted for scheming to than putting a new because they can’t make the decisions that a reason. We elect and appoint individuals use electric cattle prods on behalf of wives need to be made. because we trust they will make the right de- against recalcitrant husbands. (Four oth- potato chip plant into Yes, elected and appointed officials are cisions after hearing the public’s viewpoints er men in the alleged scheme have already all bombarded by different residents, con- and considering all of the other matters at pleaded guilty.) According to prosecutors, an old potato chip cerned citizens, and naysayers, encouraged hand. That is, We The Public cannot demand Rabbi Epstein has been implicated in other to lean a certain way. And yes, many of those that these elected and appointed officials over-the-top efforts to obtain gets, in 2009 plant? Well, just ask constituents are the ones who have support- serve as our puppets; we need to trust they – and 2010, and the indictment charges the ed these officials at different times in their as our leaders – will make the best decisions 2013 episode also involved kidnapping, sur- the Waterford Water lives. for us regardless of our individual opinions gical blades and a screwdriver. [Asbury Park and Sewer Authority. But any person that represents the pub- and wishes – and they need to have the for- Press, 5-22-2014] lic, even on at small level, needs to be able titude to do that and not merely bend to the to stay above the fray. They need to listen to will of the loudest voices. mergency crews in the U.K. once again Yet a day later, with a 2-2 vote, the Water their constituents, take their thoughts and Nobody ever said anything good came easy, Ecame under criticism in June when doz- and Sewer Authority essentially nixed that concerns seriously, but then they need to be and we all have been through growing pains. ens of police and firefighters, in three trucks vote, denying approval of the extension. And able to move forward in the direction that But if we don’t start adapting to the future, and using a cherry-picker, blocked off a busy although the vote was 2-2, there was actually will ultimately benefit the constituents – as we’re going to lose, period. And this applies street in Cheltenham for an hour so they one member of the five-person authority not a whole. to everything from major life decisions could rescue and release a bird (a “rook”) accounted for (he missed the meeting due Because you cannot make everyone happy down to potato chip plants. caught in netting on top of a small apart- to graduate school obligations and was sup- – at any point, or any time. ment building. (Bonus irony: The building’s posed to be teleconferenced in that night). And if you don’t have the ability to trust the Love? Hate? Agree? Disagree? I want to hear owner had installed the keepaway netting But that call never came. professionals to make the tough decisions, from you. Email me at rStyn@ErieReader. for the sole purpose of discouraging rooks And as such, a stalemate occurred, and im- to understand that some of those that once com, and follow me on Twitter from roosting and nesting, as they were soil- mediately thereafter, the two who voted in supported you may not in the future because @rStyn. To follow this story or ing neighborhood rooftops.) [Western Daily favor of the extension immediately resigned. of a decision you made, then, please, leave comment, scan the QR code or Press (Leicester), 6-3-2014] When I heard all this, words could not these authorities and step down from these visithttp://erirdr.com/xn69m June 25, 2014 ErieReader.com | Erie Reader | 5 will be permanently altered by the ECHS parking lot and warehouse. Considering the City Another unfortunate example: the GetGo corporation bought an industrial site on the Bayfront and West 12th Street and then The Congress for New Urbanism Conference: CNU 22 asked permission to break the zoning rules to build a gas station, food center, and car By: Civitas members Lisa Austin and Steve Sonnenberg wash. Again, the ZHB said “yes.” The hand- some, ivy-covered, Reed manufacturing he Congress for New Urbanism (CNU) CNU speaker John O. Norquist, who served to be happy” and to “not feel inferior.” building on the Bayfront and West Eighth advocates “traditional neighborhood as Milwaukee’s mayor during that Great Peñalosa said that “great cities” find ways Street is an appropriate industrial structure. Tdesign.” At this twenty-second annual Lake city’s dramatic revitalization, said that to put “very wealthy people next to very The entrance to our waterfront will be soon conference (CMU 22), Civitas learned more communities that “want their waterfronts to low-income people together as equals” in be marred by another brightly-lit, 24-hour about urban waterfront development and come alive” should create “small cafes, bars, public spaces. Given Erie’s rise in crime, per- “pole-barn.” form-based zoning – ideas that could benefit and retail outlets to reflect the people and haps it is time to study Bogata’s success. Erie deserves better. Erie. the culture.” Closer to home, Buffalo’s mayor offered a And Erie leaders are trying. Already, the Regarding the waterfront: a century ago, Erie’s waterfront has worthy, but isolated path to zoning reform. In 2010, Mayor By- work of BABO, the Sons of Lake Erie, the John Nolen, (one of the great-grandfathers destinations including the Intermodal Cen- ron Brown “tossed out” the city’s 1950’s-era Lake Erie Regional Conservancy, and others of CNU) commented that Erie’s “great harbor ter, the Blasco Library, the Maritime Muse- zoning ordinance and created a “Green echo Peñalosa’s ideas about public space. is naturally the finest for commerce on the um, the Bicentennial Tower, the Sheraton, Code” based on New Urbanist principles of Brenda Sandberg, the Director of Erie’s De- Great Lakes.” But, water transportation has the Bayfront Convention Center, a miniature “smart-growth.” Buffalo’s new form-based partment of Economic and Community long been outpaced by railroads, interstates, golf course, several restaurants, parks, pri- zoning guides a building’s façade and vol- Development, reports that during 2004 to and airports. vate clubs, a nursing-home, and gated-resume and is concerned with each building’s 2005, Erie rewrote its Zoning Code and took However, CNU speaker James Howard Kun- relationship to other buildings and to side- “baby steps” towards form-based zoning in stler (author of The Long Emergency) says we walks and streets. “Green Code” regulations residential neighborhoods. With luck, the are experiencing the “end of cheap oil” and encourage mixed-use, walkable neighbor- Destination Erie report will encourage Erie that our economy will become dependent hoods by jointly regulating private and to adopt a CNU-inspired form-based zoning on “inland waterways.” This is a wake-up call public space and by eliminating minimum and hire a City Planner with the power to ad- for Erie to beef up docks and establish water parking requirements in favor of “standards vocate for public spaces. transit to cities on the Great Lakes. on the form, location and environmental Erie’s 1913 City Planning Committee – the Erie’s bluff discourages pedestrian and bike performance” of parking. one that hired Nolen – wrote that Erie “faces access to the water; most people drive to the In contrast, Erie’s zoning focuses on park- a promising future” and that “the task of to- Bayfront. Back in 1913, Nolen suggested pe- ing requirements and the use of the site: sin- day is to solve present problems and to plan destrian piers spanning over the railroad gle-family homes here, multi-family hous- wisely and unselfishly.” In 2014, Erie’s vast tracks (today’s highway.) Another idea was ing there, and a push for shopping, office, potential remains, as does the “the task” of to cut through the bluffs – as has been done and industrial structures somewhere else. planning “wisely and unselfishly.” at State and Holland streets. While Erie’s zoning ordinance has good Join the conversation during a Preservation Taking a cue from Nolen (and from Dan features, the Zoning Hearing Board (ZHB) Happy Hour co-hosted by City Councilman Dahlkemper’s and Lisa Austin’s collabo- frequently overturns the code, weakening Dave Brennan and Civitas at the Plymouth rative proposal for Cleveland’s “Irishtown its power to shape our community. For in- Tavern at 5:30 p.m., on Thursday, July 24. Bend”) Civitas suggested a diagonal grid of idences – but, we need more small, varied, stance, the Erie County Historical Society pathways, plazas and staircases from Liber- and walkable developments. (ECHS) requested a variance to construct Civitas members can be reached at ty and Parade streets. Before his untimely Another CNU speaker, the celebrated ur- a parking lot and a single-story collec- their website www.civitaserie.com, via death on June 3, Jeff Gault, the founder of ban planning policy consultant and former tions warehouse “behind” the society’s Facebook at CivitasErie, by emailing Lisa@ BABO (Bayfront Access and Beautification mayor, Enrique Peñalosa, helped transform Watson-Curtze Mansion. Even though the civitaserie.com, or by scheduling a Friday Organization), reported that a pedestrian one of the world’s most dangerous cities: neighboring structures are multi-story resi- morning meeting at the Civitas office in the path will be established on the bluff this year Bogata, Columbia. Peñalosa improved pub- dential buildings located the same distance Masonic Building, 32 W. Eighth with a crossing to Liberty Park. While wel- lic transportation and public parks to create from the street, the ZHB granted the ECHS Street. To follow this story or to come, a street-based connection would bet- “good pedestrian space.” He promoted the request. Sadly, the character of this historic comment scan the QR code or ter help revitalize bluff-top neighborhoods. right of all residents “not just to survive, but West Fifth Street residential neighborhood visit http://erirdr.com/hdcbb

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ML: My doctor told me to wear flats, but he entertain with their songs, but with the dis- KS: I can’t live without my Buxom lip gloss knew I wouldn’t listen so he said to take two tinctive style they bring to the stage. from Sephora. My shade is Zoe. I am not a Tylenol after the first set so my feet won’t AD DESIGN AVAILABLE I recently met with three female entertain- huge lipstick gal, but I always have my gloss hurt. He was right. Contact [email protected] on! fter wearing a uniform all day at her Erie is fortunate to have LM: Best fashion advice ever received? A9-5, Taylor’s creativity has the oppor- an abundance of talented KS: “Just be yourself.” I find myself ques- tunity to shine on stage, both through her tioning my fashion sense all the time and I music and her laid-back, rocker style. UNIQUE JEWELRY musicians and vocalists. have to remember that if I like the way I look, LM: Tell us about your style. 118 Meadville St. Many of these performers that is all that matters! Who cares if some- Taylor Herbstritt: I’m kinda all over the Downtown Edinboro not only entertain with one else doesn’t like it! place when it comes to my style [laughs]. I their songs, but with the onica Lewis created the female-front- guess it depends on my mood that day. I love 814.734.5858 Med, powerhouse band Stiletto in 2010. skulls and black clothing, but sometimes I www.earthshineco.com distinctive style they bring She is also a vocalist for the ten-piece horn like sporting a cowboy hat. to the stage. band, Ruby Port. Donning killer stilettos (of LM: How can fans emulate your style? OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK! course) and an impressive set of pipes, no What is a style or article of clothing you typ- one would know she is a latecomer to music. ically always wear? ers whose style exudes personality while LM: How would you describe your style? TH: I love wearing crazy outfits, and I also 25% OFF conveying an authenticity true to each. Kayti Monica Lewis: I would describe my style like making my own shirts! I like to cut up Stadler (Key West Express, Lucky Dog), Mon- as Edgy/Pretty. I like to be a little dressy, but plain shirts and make my own style. I get a ONE ITEM ica Lewis (Stiletto, Ruby Port), and Taylor always try to incorporate a little rock edgi- lot of compliments on them and people ask 1 item per coupon consignment items Herbstritt (Taylor Maid, Sunday Sound) took ness to it. Sometimes, I have to create this by where I got them. When they find out I made excluded a break from their jam-packed schedules to cutting clothes apart and totally rebuilding them myself, they ask me to make them one! Expires 07/08/2014 tell me what inspires their fashion choices them on my sewing machine. The right ac- LM: ‘90s Grunge or ‘60s Glam? and how fans can emulate their respective cessories can also accomplish this combina- TH: Definitely ‘90s Grunge! looks. tion. LM: Heels, Booties, Wedges, or Flats? lthough Kayti’s style tends to be dif- LM: For fans who love your style, how can TH: Definitely flats.... Or barefoot! Aferent for each band, she has her look they “copy” it? LM: Most memorable look? down to a science. Regardless of whom she ML: Fans of Stiletto just have to follow the TH: Probably on my 30th birthday gig is singing with, you can bet she’ll be donning band name: Super. High. Heels. I have a pair at Oasis last year. It was an awesome, red some type of fun and flirty ensemble! of black, strappy sandals studded with big, and black lace corset top with shiny, black Lili Morton: How would you describe your chunky clear rhinestones at the toes and jeans. My friend Julie styled my hair with style? ankles. A fan once described them as “dered spikes; it looked so cool! Best. Birthday. Kayti Stadler: I would say Flirty/ Girly. I signed by the devil himself.” So far, I have Ever!! love bright colors, flowers, lace, bows, and written down the brand name and website LM: Best fashion advice ever received? sparkles. of these shoes for no less than three people. TH: Don’t try to be like everyone else... LM: A performance is scheduled last min- LM: What are some of your current fash- Create and be proud of your own style. And ute and you haven’t thought about what to ion obsessions? I do! wear; what do you do? What is your go-to ML: Boots! In Stiletto, I bend the rules a lit- look? tle and wear very high stacked heels instead Lili Morton can be contacted at KS: A cute, flirty sundress, and a bow or of stilettos. And when I sing in my acoustic [email protected], and flower in my hair to match. I tend to only show with Julio Quezada, I love wearing a you can follow her on Twitter wear flowers when I sing with Key West Ex- pair of western knee-high boots with three- on Twitter @SatinAndScotch. 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8 | Erie Reader | ErieReader.com June 25, 2014 Summer In The City Jobs Program Steers At-risk Youth Toward A Better Path

By: Jim Wertz

n the shadow of Erie’s industrial east side, and throughout once thriving neighborhood are looking to city and county officials to strategy,” Batchelor says. a community is in peril. The public hous- enclaves. develop employment opportunities, which Horton wasn’t invited to that first meeting Iing projects surrounding GE Transporta- Erie’s population has remained relatively would, in theory, stave off crime in the city on April 8, but he was invited to a subsequent tion and the rental wasteland to its south are stable since the 1980s, leaving the city with this summer and steer at-risk youth toward meeting to discuss a summer jobs plan. among the city’s most desperate communi- a dearth of employment opportunities for a better path. “I thought it was a constructive meeting. It ties. Erieites who chose to stay despite the im- “There’s no better time than the present to was to the point,” says Horton. “Mike Batche- People who live in these neighborhoods pending struggle. show unity and solidarity,” says Gary Horton, lor said he was going to do certain things and pass the gates and fences of some of the re- City leaders were sure that manufacturing director of the Urban Erie Community Devel- I see in the announcement of the county jobs gion’s most successful businesses with little would return. But that nostalgia was toxic opment Corp. program that he kept his word about what he understanding of what goes on inside, little and it prevented the city from moving for- Horton co-led a march of 125 community said he was going to do at that meeting.” knowledge of what products are being man- ward. members with Bishop Dwane Brock, lead- The Erie County program, Erie Summer ufactured, and little hope for the promise Herb Fiss, who promised 400 jobs in a pro- er of the Victory Christian Center, from the Jobs and More, or J.A.M., includes a summer held in each job that lay just past the pave- spective juice factory, swindled both the city Martin Luther King Center on Erie’s lower jobs and job training program for one hun- ment. and the county governments before walking west side to the front steps of the Erie Com- dred 16 to 21 year olds from both the city and The GE entrance along Franklin Avenue, in- off with hundreds of thousands of dollars munity Foundation on West Sixth Street. the county that will begin with a $100,000 cluding the guard station which punctuates without leaving so much as an apple in his The march took place on April 21. contribution from county government and the miles of chain link fence that surround wake in 2006. “Bishop Brock had authored a letter to the additional support from county gaming rev- the property, serves as a nagging reminder A new Dollar General on the city’s east side Erie Community Foundation and he asked us enues. that the opportunity inside that east side oa- prompted a celebratory tone in local media to go with him. We decided that if we were The Erie Community Foundation will com- mit $50,000 to develop a web portal for job seekers and fund a marketing campaign to raise awareness of the program. “What we’re hoping is that we can change the culture in Erie so that the nonprofit sec- tor, along with business and education pro- viders, rally around our community with a sense of inclusiveness, particularly during the summertime, and we want to sell hope and opportunity as opposed to despair and

It makes sense that community leaders are looking to city and county officials to develop employment opportunities, which would, in theory, stave off crime in the city this summer and steer at-risk youth toward a better path.

hopelessness,” Batchelor says. Dividing J.A.M. resources between the city and the county is a point of contention for advocates of a youth jobs program in the city. But without financial support from the city, the expansion of J.A.M. to include more city youth is unlikely. Summer jobs help keep young folks “The city’s role is different,” says Erie Mayor off the street and out of trouble. last year for the six part-time jobs its open- to go with him, to the Erie Community Foun- Joe Sinnott. “Our core competencies are pub- ing promised to bring. Cities across the Unit- dation, it would be in the spirit of unity and lic safety and public services. Job training is ed States search for sustainable, living wage solidarity,” says Horton not one of our core competencies or one that paying jobs as people clamor for any oppor- Brock’s letter, addressed to Erie Communi- we would normally fund. Those programs sis remains, for the most part, inaccessible. tunity. ty Foundation president Mike Batchelor, re- are funded with state and federal dollars and But this isn’t about GE Transportation or the Erie is no exception. quested $315,000 from the Erie Community those dollars are available.” vast opportunities it once held and continues What results, however, is more akin to un- Foundation for a summer jobs program that Federal dollars, however, are in high de- to hold for this community. It’s a metaphor derground tradecraft than legitimate busi- would support 150 inner city youth in addi- mand and short supply. for the paradox of success that continues to ness. This begins to explain the number tion to $3 million to support three local com- Horton, his brother, Erie County Council- challenge this region. of makeshift junk stores masquerading as munity centers. man Andre Horton, and Brock believe that An industrial employment vacuum began downtown retail. It explains the parade of The march, and Brock’s letter, came two there is a correlation between violence in the to impact the entire Great Lakes region in the Fred Sanford-esque pickups that lead the late weeks after the Erie Community Foundation city and the lack of employment opportuni- late 1960s. Between 1977 and 1987 Erie lost night garbage truck routes. And for some, it hosted a meeting of community leaders to ties here. In their view, a jobs program cre- more that 9,000 jobs in the auto and steel explains the rise in violent, often drug-relat- discuss a summer jobs program. The meet- ates an alternative to criminal activity and industries alone. The residual effect of that ed, crime in the city. ing was planned around Brock’s schedule, the more widespread the program, the more loss can be seen along the city’s main arteries So it makes sense that community leaders but “Bishop Brock chose to pursue a different sweeping the results. June 25, 2014 ErieReader.com | Erie Reader | 9 IS TODAY THE DAY YOU IGNITE YOUR FUTURE? If you have the spark, we have the programs to guide you toward a rewarding career. FORTIS offers programs in the following areas: Nursing • Medical/Dental • Business I.T. • Skilled Trades • Cosmetology

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This is a classic description of the economic But Horton is concerned that the long-term theory of crime. The theory emerged during benefits of a jobs program – creating young the 1960s when policy makers and academ- citizens with a sense of independence and re- ics searched for an explanation of rising sponsibility to their community – are not lost crime on the heels of America’s greatest in the ideological divisions that separate city economic boom. Basically, it says that if the leadership and community advocates. consequences of committing a crime are less “I think the whole community misses the than not committing the criminal act, then point because the community characteriz- crime rates will increase. In other words, if es our efforts without really understanding you have no job, no money, and few options what they are,” Horton says. “As a non-vio- for supporting yourself or your family, the lence initiative, we talk about violence be- prospect of going to prison doesn’t carry cause violence is a factor in the community. much weight. You have nothing to lose. Our original proposal for summer jobs for In the 1970s, law and order Republicans ar- youths was for the ages 14 to 18. The bad guys gued that the correlation between crime and are older than that and they’re out here for the economy was spurious, at best. Instead, real. The police know that. Most resources state and federal resources were marshaled go toward fighting them and catching them. for increased police presence and higher ar- And the city is determined to keep trying rest rates in at-risk communities. Politicians that plan.” believed that these initiatives were better Erie may or may not be interested in a de- deterrents of crime than trying to solve the bate about root causes and the best way problems that the New Left identified as the to address them. But when the Erie J.A.M. root causes of the problem. program launched in the beginning of June, To their credit, increased incarceration rates 144 of the 157 applicants were from the city, in the 1970s also paralleled an increase in demonstrating both an interest and a need prisoner education and psychological treat- for such a program. ment that went by the wayside in the decades Failure to communicate exacerbates the that followed. The result of diminished reha- problems that plague the Erie community bilitation efforts was the mass incarceration and the region. Maybe we think too much of millions of people, mostly poor people of about the past instead of working toward a color with little prospect for success on the safer, more prosperous tomorrow. Or maybe outside if and when they were released. Re- we have yet to ask the right questions. cidivism rates skyrocketed and incarceration rates were measured more like commodities Jim Wertz can be contacted at jWertz@ than uncapped debts to society. ErieReader.com, and you can follow This debate continues to frame Erie’s ongo- him on Twitter @InclineMedia. To ing struggle with crime and unemployment. follow this story or comment, scan 10 | Erie Reader | ErieReader.com June 25, 2014 complished by a master craftsman. McNickle’s sense of composition is Fine Art and never flawed. The atmospheres he creates are often lush and vibrant. I particularly love the biggest painting in the show, The Foot Bridge. Erie Economics Four-feet wide, this cool forest tab- leau offers an opportunity to experience an evening’s stroll through the evening woods without ever leaving the gallery. It has a particularly strong allure because of the Can the Erie market support limited pallet that McNickle uti- lized: All the colors and tonalities paintings with high price tags? harmonize into a calming scene of quiet beauty. By: Pen Ealain Other paintings in the gallery are less impressive though – and again, efore we get too far into this review, let to illuminate a cool summer marsh shore- not worth the exorbitant price. me elucidate my overall opinions of line. It is evocative and bewitching. It is also Having been familiar with McNick- BThomas McNickle and Glass Growers $8,500. That’s the price of a decent used car. Thomas McNickle’s Into a Clearing. Oil on canvas; 18” x 18”. le’s work for years since taking a Gallery: I like them. Really, I do! For the sake of Glass Growers, I hope a cou- workshop from him in the ‘90s, I If the previous statement sounds like I’m ple of these paintings sell. The commissions plished at their craft as Thomas McNickle. know what he is capable of, especially when trying to atone in advance for a somewhat would be great for them, allowing a gem of These artists have not yet gained the fame of he lets loose with his watercolors. Many of snarky and negative review, that’s because I a local business to stay open and pay their McNickle, so you’ll pay one-third of the price these oil paintings lack the conviction and am. See, Thomas McNickle is a very talented wonderful employees. for a painting by Joyce Perowicz, Jan Lutz, or delicacy he is famous for bringing to a can- painter and Glass Growers is one of my favor- But who here is going to buy works in this Michael Camp. Heck, you could commission vas. Smaller canvases titled Pink Evening, ite places to explore, but the show currently price range? There are plenty of rich people Erie’s virtuoso of oil paint, Brad Lethaby, to Storm, and Pale Turquois Sky all feel like stud- hanging there has something wrong with in Erie, but precious few collect art – at least do a custom piece and still save enough to ies for larger paintings he may be producing it. But this problem has more to do with the original paintings or sculptures created by buy a couch to put it over. The artists of Erie later. One gets the sense that after McNick- state of art in America and Erie in particular professionals who make their living as art- would benefit mightily if their work fetched le finished a couple major paintings for this and less about the art itself or the gallery. ists. Many of the supremely-skilled artists in a better price, but until then, it’s a buyer’s show; he scrounged around the studio for McNickle is a nationally-known landscape the Erie area are just scraping by because of market, and people who want a bargain can some finished rectangles just to fill the rest painter. In 2012, he held a one-man show at a general lack of appreciation for their work find many.Maybe Erieites aren’t cheap – we of the wall space. The Butler Institute of Art in Youngstown, by those who can afford to pay them what it just know a good value when we see... oh Kudos should be given to Deb Vahanian and Ohio. To give you an idea of how prestigious should be worth. Many of the owners of the man, who am I kidding? We are flat-out, un- Glass Growers for hanging a local Master’s that is, The Butler is currently showing retro- million-dollar McMansions that seem to apologetically cheap. In some respects, that’s work downtown for us all to see and enjoy, spectives by photographer William Wegman constantly spring up in Millcreek are perfect- not a bad quality to be known for. The cost of but I’m afraid that is all that will be happen- and recently deceased children’s book illus- ly happy to decorate their walls with schlock living here is low because of it. ing. It would be nice to think that someone in trator Maurice Sendak – both legendary fig- they bought at the furniture store when they That’s more Econ 101: prices here are low our town will drop the cash to take home one ures at the very top of their fields. McNickle picked out their couch. Or they put a “lim- because that’s what people are willing to of Thomas McNickle’s paintings, but with even had a solo show at the Erie Art Museum ited-edition print” of a whitetail buck over pay. Merchants in New York City charge four these prices, I’m not holding my breath. in 2003. He’s prolific, popular, and he’s local their mantle, thinking that they’ve made a dollars each for bottles of tap water and four (his studio is in the Newcastle area). great investment because what is essentially grand a month for a one-bedroom flat be- The Fields, the Woods, & the Marshes -Recent So, we have a successful, local painter who just a mass-produced poster has a low edi- cause that’s what the market will bear. The Landscape Paintings by Thomas McNickle makes beautiful landscapes – what’s not to tion number and an artist’s signature. The market in Erie is just not the same. Those runs from June 6 to July 22 at Glass Growers like? Sticker shock, that’s what. This is Erie, few people who actually buy original art in quarter-million dollar condos on Peach Gallery, located at 10 E. Fifth St., open Monday Pa.: unfortunately the land of $1 happy hour Erie can’t possibly have any wall space left. Street are a great example of cost exceeding through Saturday 10 a.m. until 5 draft beer and a place where you can’t go for Economics 101: There is a direct relation- perceived value in our market: in many other p.m. and Sundays noon until 4 p.m. a walk in the county without tripping over a ship between the demand for a product and cities, they’d be snapped up in a heartbeat. Walmart. the price. As sad and pathetic as it is, the In Erie, they are priced way above their mar- Pen Ealain can be contacted at As beautiful as his landscapes are, four demand for original paintings in Erie, Pa. is ket value and will remain unsold and empty [email protected]. To grand for a 28” x 30” oil painting in this mar- low. Therefore, the price of said art is also until their prices come down. If, from my follow this story or to comment scan the QR ket is hard for me to comprehend. There is low. If one wants to buy a beautifully-crafted perspective, all of McNickle’s paintings are code or visit http://erirdr.com/8vjo3 a forty-inch wide canvas titled Releasing the oil landscape, there are several lesser-known overpriced for our market, many of them still Day, which uses warm fuzzy late-day light painters locally that are every bit as accom- are wonderful examples of what can be ac- BRYAN L. 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Join the North- during pARTy on the Patio: Bollywood welcomes any and all to a Trade Expo it’s western PA Artists Association for their 15th Style. hosting. The showcase of trade programs Annual Art Scholarship Awards and Lottery The annual fundraiser returns for a night includes Construction Management, Elec- tonight to find out! Harry Miller will be ca- promising the charms of India and the Hi- trical, and HVAC-R, and Welding. Plus, if tering, talented local artists will be showcas- malayas. Cinephiles can enjoy the films of you’ve ever had the urge to test your skills ing their works for a chance to win or pur- Bollywood in the indoor lounge before on a VRTEX 360 Virtual Arc Welding Train- Contributed Photo Contributed chase, and awards will be given. Tickets can wandering the galleries to view bronze DJ Rehka (above) will spin Bhangra fused with hip- ing Simulator, consider that urge satisfied. be purchased online at npaaonline.org, in and stone sculptures, Tibetan paintings, hop at the Party on the Patio. Also included – still at no charge to you – is person at Bayfront Gallery or Glass Growers and other visual wonders of southern the opportunity to meet vendors, supplies, Gallery or at the door. Asia. You can even become a part of the art exhibit yourself, with onsite henna tattoo artists and employers, as well as tour campus labs 5:30 p.m. // 811 State St. // npaaonline.org and stations where you can create your own bindi, a traditional forehead decoration. and learn more about new career opportu- Of course, it wouldn’t be a true pARTy on the Patio without dancing, so the Art Museum is nities. Br’er w/ Barlow, Jack bringing in DJ Rehka to keep the party thumping, fusing together Bhangra, an upbeat genre 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. // 5757 W. 26th St. // 838.7673 Stauber, and Wave Trails drawing from India’s Punjabi region, and international hip-hop. You never know what you’re going to hear In addition to the aforementioned entertainment opportunities, Make It Fabulous Cater- next from Philadelphia recording artist Ben- ing will provide tasty fusion foods to go along with complimentary craft brews and a cash sun 6.29 jamin Schurr, who performs as Br’er. Take a cocktail bar, all available for $35 advance or $45 at the door, a small fee for the Bollywood red listen to 2011’s City of Ice and you’ll hear dark carpet treatment. – Alex Bieler TREC Through Our Eyes electronic rockers, orchestral pop pieces, 7 to 11 p.m. Friday, June 27 // 20 E. Fifth St. // erieartmuseum.org Photography Exhibit and ominous experimental tracks. 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12 | Erie Reader | ErieReader.com June 25, 2014 Basement Transmissions Grand Reopening Show he new location for Basement TTransmissions may only be situat- ed a few blocks away from the former haunt on State Street, but the switch to the old Roadhouse Theatre property at 145 W. 11th St. is a big move for the all-ages venue. “Not only am I excited, but you feel the excitement from all of the kids,” says Basement Transmissions Own- er Bob Jensen. “I’ve enjoyed my time at the old location and I have a lot of memories there, but this new spot is exactly what I’ve been aiming for from TERRANCE SIMIAN

day one. [The Roadhouse property] Photo Contributed nails every need that I have, and it’s & THE ZYDECO just a gorgeous historical building.” Instead of Sleeping headlines the upcoming July 5 Appropriately, Jensen and company show at BT. EXPERIENCE will hold a special event to kick off the end of the past and the beginning of the future with the Basement Transmissions Grand Reopening Show. Apart from a couple of teaser shows at the new location – hence the “Re- opening” – the event show will be the first of many displays of local and national musical prowess. Fittingly, Basement Transmission favorites Instead of Sleeping will make the trip July 8th up from Pittsburgh to headline the festivities, with hardcore group Sea of Teeth, progres- sive hard rock act Jivan, the ambient Humble Braggers, and a yet-to-be-named band. The future is bright for Basement Transmissions, as the venue heads to a bigger space with plenty of possibilities, and on July 5, you can meet the new Basement Transmissions, with the same heart and soul as the old Basement Transmissions. – Alex Bieler 10pm to 1am 5:30 p.m. Saturday, July 5 // 145 W. 11th St. // basementtransmissions.com

sic Sevries makes all kinds of sense for a (814) 450-0099 tues 7.01 Wednesday night destination. Jamestown 1015 State Street folk duo SYMBA will start off the night at Erie, PA Erie SeaWolves v. Akron 5:30 p.m., with Philadelphia bluesy Ameri- RubberDucks cana band The Bigness to step in at 7 p.m. Gather up the whole fam and take ‘em out 5:30 p.m. // Presque Isle Beach to a ball game, as the SeaWolves look to take One // discoverpi.com/events a bite outta the Akron RubberDucks tonight vat Jerry Uht Park. The first 500 kids (12 and FILM presents Teenagers under) through the gate will get a voucher Teenagers didn’t always exist — they were for a free Smith’s hot dog, Utz chips, and a invented, a new generational concept born fountain drink. And its Two Buck Tuesday, of a changing, world-over tide some genera- so fans (of baseball, and beer) can also get in tions ago. Exploring that concept’s coming- on brew specials through the sixth inning. of-age by blending rare archival materials, 7:05 p.m. // 110 E. 10th St. // 456-1300 portraits and re-enactments based on found diary entries from the early-20th Century, Teenage – nominated for Best Documentary wed 7.02 Feature at the 2013 Tribeca Film Festival – makes its northwestern Pa. debut tonight. UPMC Sunset Music It’s the latest great installment of FILM at Series featuring The the Erie Art Museum, and, as always, tickets Bigness w/ SYMBA are just $5. It’s hard to beat a Presque Isle at dusk and 6 p.m. (doors), film at 7 // 20 E. great tunes, so the UPMC Sunset Mu- Fifth St. // erieartmuseum.org

June 25, 2014 ErieReader.com | Erie Reader | 13 MoChester at Docksider’s ince 2001, Rochester pop-rock Sband MoChester has taken pieces of Motown, reggae, and infec- tiously catchy hooks and shaped them into their signature sound. Yet even today, the quartet still tries to tweak their style and push new boundaries while retaining their distinctive vibe. “We’re just trying to get out of our comfort zone a little bit and travel to some new places and keep pushing out,” MoChester keyboardist Jon Sheffer says over the phone. “Our general direction right now is to stay true to our sound that we’ve already created but to still grow with it.” Erieites will have a chance to see the continued evolution of Sheffer Photo Contributed and his bandmates when they play Motown-influenced, Rochester-based MoChester takes a free show Friday, June 27 at Dock- to the stage at Docksider’s. sider’s, the first time the band has played at the State Street establishment. Fans of O.A.R. and Sublime will like MoChester’s West Coast style, while pop purists will get drawn in by tracks like “Crackerjack Tattoo.” The band will also be playing new tracks for fans that may have caught past shows at Sherlock’s and the crooked i. It’s always exciting to see a good band make some adjustments and push their own sonic boundaries, and it’s even better when you can witness the continued evolution all for free. MoChester has got the goods – now you just need to witness them in person. – Alex Bieler 7 p.m. Friday, June 27 // 1015 State St. // 459.0099

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Contributed Photo Contributed DJ Rehka. Check out a in the Museum Lounge. A summer’s worth of free Tuesday nights on the Bayfront kicks off July 8. Bollywood film Decorate your body with an authentic henna tattoo. 8 Great Tuesdays All Stars Sample fusion eats and complimentary craft beer. n July 8, an Erie tradition turns 15 years old, so it’s appropriate that the first outing for O8 Great Tuesdays will bring together a team of local favorites to kick off the summer 27 7 11 series. Friday, June from to p.m. While your typical Tuesday might include laundry or binge-watching the latest hit Netflix Tickets $35 in advance /$45 at door series, 8 Great Tuesdays turns the weekday into an event, and this year’s opening night includes local guitar maestro Eric Brewer, multi-talented Erie music veteran Doug Phillips, erieartmuseum.org / 814. 459 . 5477 and several more yet-to-be-named artists, as well as an opening performing by Los Angeles Must be 21 to attend indie-folk act The Evening Guests. We may be celebrating a special birthday for the summer series, but 8 Great Tuesday is the one providing all of the gifts, with free shows at the Burger King Amphitheater featuring local and national artists and several vendors. It’s all of the fun of a Friday night affair, packed into a wonderful Tuesday night. – Alex Bieler 6 to 9:30 p.m. Tuesday, July 8 // Liberty Park // porterie.org

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June 25, 2014 ErieReader.com | Erie Reader | 15 Music Reviews

Strands of Oak HEAL Dead Oceans

trands of Oak’s Timothy Showalter’s always had a knack for creating raw, captivating songs with Sean Patrick and the New Sfantastical premises – a post-apocalyptic world here, a vengeful Dan Aykroyd seeking out James Be- Thu. Jun. 26 Grass Revolution lushi’s drug dealer there – but the Philadelphia storyteller turns the camera on himself on the unflinch- ing HEAL. For his musical autobiography, Showalter turns up the volume, eschewing his stripped-down Americana of past works with roaring ‘70s-style rock. The change hits immediately, as opener “Goshen ‘97” roars along with help from Dinosaur Jr’s J Mascis on guitar while Showalter gives us a glimpse into Fri. Jun. 27 Old School his teenage years. “I was lonely but I was having fun,” he sings, a youth depending on music for solace. The theme of music as a life raft in a sea of tough times sticks out in the album, particularly on the excellent slow-burner “JM,” a tribute to the late Jason Molina. Now Showalter uses his own music to overcome Sat. Jun. 28 Six Years After his personal struggles, providing excellent source material for others looking to HEAL. — Alex Bieler The Antlers Familiars Thu. Jul. 3 ArBorLoxx Anti-

Fri. Jul. 4 Renegades of Funk hile some bands would often try to recreate a breakout album, The Antlers have drifted away from WHospice, a devastatingly sad and absolutely wonderful collection. “The reality is that we’re not going to make that record again and there’d really be no reason to; we already did it, it already exists” Sat. Jul. 5 Chasing Moira said Antlers frontman Peter Silberman in an interview with the Erie Reader. True to form, latest album Familiars extrapolates on the dreamlike haze of their 2012 EP Undersea, offering up a set of nine slowly evolving atmospheric tracks. Opener “Palace” sparkles from the start, ambling forward as the melody 508 State Street 18-20 North Park Row 814-453-7760 is overtaken by soothing horns. “Doppleganger” finds Silberman singing from a lower register, moving away from his emotive falsetto to create a brooding ambience. Elsewhere, tracks meander sleepily, pleasant sonic landscapes that feel more inquisitive than “sad,” a label that The Antlers have born since Hospice. No, the new album won’t be as familiar to Hospice diehards, but it’s an excellent effort for an Questions about Drums? evolving band. — Alex Bieler The Last Hombres Odd Fellows Rest Steve’s got the answers. Final Man Music As a professional drummer with 25 years of experience our Drum Manager Steve Barone is Erie’s percussion authority!

We carry drum sets, t’s been almost a decade since influential roots rockers The Last Hombres produced anything of note; cymbals, hardware, congas, Ibut on their latest release, Odd Fellows Rest, the addition of Chris James on the Wurlitzer and Tom djembes, & more! Ryan on drums to original members Mike Meehan, Paul Schmitz, and Russ Seger shows that this band’s been doing everything but resting. At times rollicking and at other times introspective, Odd Fellows Rest knocks the rust off that trademark folky twang while simultaneously polishing up their weepers, like the aptly titled track, “Testify” and the Tom Waits-esque “Streetlights.” Granted, there’s some serious guitar-slangin’ goin’ on throughout the album, augmenting the Americana vibe reflective of their long intermingling with now-deceased members of The Band, Rick Danko and Levon Helm. Sad and sweet yet stimulating and reassuring, Odd Fellows Rest will certainly please fans of Redemption-era Hombres, but more importantly, will introduce these unsung heroes of roots rock to a whole new generation of listeners. — Cory Vaillancourt

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t’s not quite fair to compare F—-ed Up’s new album Glass Boys to their last release, the sprawling and Iexcellent David Comes to Life. In fact, the Canadian hardcore group seems quite content to not try and WE BUY, SELL, NEW & USED duplicate the highly conceptual work, instead trimming down on the overall length of and focusing on & TRADE INSTRUMENTS a hard-hitting, more straightforward album. It’s understandable that Damian Abraham, Mike Haliechuk, and the rest of the F—-ed Up crew have moved on from the ambitious concept idea, as they’ve already nailed it with David, but Glass Boys just doesn’t seem nearly as interesting as its predecessor. That’s not WORLD OF MUSIC - Erie’s Largest Music Store! a major slight on Glass Boys, however, as the latest album has plenty to like, notably the ringing walls 1355 West 26th Street, Erie - 814-459-2585 of guitar on opener “Echo Boomer” the fuzzy outro of “Warm Change,” and Abraham’s ferocious growls www.worldofmusicerie.com on “Led By Hand.” Glass Boys may not be the epic that fans might expect from F—-ed Up, but it sure is a rocker in its own right. — Alex Bieler 16 | Erie Reader | ErieReader.com June 25, 2014 The Soulful Sounds of Summer Gloria Reuben kicks off Romolo Chocolates Music Series

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’ll admit it right upfront: At first, I had a notion Ithat the Romolo Choco- ADVERTISE lates Summer Music Series (this year’s recent kickoff performance my first taste) coulda been, well, maybe a little on the vanilla side. Sweet goodness, was I off WITH on that. The sounds of Gloria Reu- ben and her band – hanging in the air at the Romolo piazza, mingled with a perfect US perfume of fine, craft chocolates galore – were smooth as silk, nice and light, and served up neat and tight, to be sure. But that June 21, sun-kissed summer evening performance was a good, long sight TAKE THE NEXT STEP FOR YOUR BUSINESS! from being flat on the palate. I wasn’t surprised – I’ve heard good things about the great music at Romolo’s in the AD DESIGN AVAILABLE summertime, a treat of a series started in 2010 by owner Tony Stefanelli that brings Contact [email protected] world-class performers out to play — for free, for everyone — on the classy West Eighth Street confectionary’s pretty patio. And R&B/jazz singer Reuben, a first-timer to the series, started what’s sure to be another stellar year off just right. She has serious chops, and a sultry presence to match (it just Smith Ryan so happens she’s a pretty famous actress, too Top: Gloria Reuben kicks off Romolo – known for her work on the TV series ER, Chocolates Summer Music Series. and more recently in major films like Lin- Bottom: Erie’s own Bob Protzman coln and 12 Years a Slave), and she was most was given props for his decades- expertly supported by the Ashby Brothers long contributions to the musical Quintet, a returning series favorite featuring community during the Romolo jazz notables Marty Ashby on guitars, Tom Wendt on drums, Tony DePaolis on bass, Chocolates Summer Concert Series and Shay Pierre on piano. kickoff performance June 21. That The performance was made all the sweeter, same weekend, Protzman presented too, when it became the backdrop for a low- a 6,000-plus-volume gift of music — key, but widely felt, off-the-cuff tribute from ‘Everything Jazz by Bob Protzman’ — Stefanelli to Erie’s own Bob Protzman, the to Erie County’s Blasco Library. long-storied national jazz writer and local authority on the subject who, the very day after that show at Romolo, unveiled a big, beautiful gift – ‘Everything Jazz by Bob Prot- day of the collection’s unveiling, Protzman zman’ – to the region. said this of jazz: Erie County Protzman’s ‘Everything Jazz’ – a 6,000-CD “It’s about feeling. ...Don’t worry about un- collection amassing the now-77-year-old’s derstanding it. See if you can feel it. And if decades of interest in, and intrigue with, that you can feel it, try listening to it some more.” 2nd Annual most truly American form – is all its name At Romolo, when the music’s playing, that suggests, and, now housed at Erie County’s feeling’s there. Fabulous Golf Outing Blasco Library, it belongs to all of us. Friday, June 27, 2014 Deepest thanks for that, Bob. To find out all about the next sweet sounds At this year’s Romolo Series debut, Ste- being served up at the Romolo Chocolate Venango Valley Inn & Country Club fanelli said Protzman is among those who’ve Summer Music Series, visit the confectionery at Registration at 12 p.m. taught him a lot of what he knows about jazz, 1525 W. Eighth St., online at romolochocolates. Shotgun start at 1 p.m. and music in general. He’s one of the people com, or by phone at 452.1933.Ryan Smith Stefanelli thanks for making the series what can be contacted at RSmith@ the $125/golfer, $500/foursome it’s become – and what it’s still becoming. ErieReader.com. To follow this story Interviewed by the Erie Times-News’ Kevin or to comment scan the QR code boas For more information, visit Flowers for an article published June 22, the or visit http://erirdr.com/ndvev are back in town! NAMIerie.org/fabulous June 25, 2014 ErieReader.com | Erie Reader | 17 Attend full- or part-time, and f inish career-ready.

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18 | Erie Reader | ErieReader.com June 25, 2014 “Oh, that’s clever.” You’re more critical of it, not like an audience member. Gilbert Gottfried CV: So who have been some of your favorite people to work with over the years? GG: No one in particular. I hate all of A Wonderful Hypocrisy them. [laughs] I mean, I remember like a thousand years By: Cory Vaillancourt ago when I did the scene in Beverly Hills Cop 2, working with Eddie Murphy was fun. ubtlety’ is a word not oft associated We had a lot of laughs during that scene, with comedian Gilbert Gottfried – because we were ad-libbing. There’s been a ‘Shis jarring delivery and his unwill- lot of people...John Lenn... Oh, I was going ingness to adhere to the “too soon” con- to say “John Lennon,” like, yeah, back when vention have fashioned him a reputation we wrote Sgt. Pepper together [laughing]. as one prone to shocking people with jokes No, I meant John Ritter. John Ritter was about Sept. 11 and the 2011 Tōhoku earth- nice to work with. quake and tsunami (for which he was fired CV: And what have you got going on from a duck-helmed Aflac ad campaign) in now? You mentioned Playboy. Books, TV, a nasally grating tone. Internets? However shocking this may be to those GG: Well, I still have a book and DVD on who don’t understand that “too soon” is my website, gilbertgottfried.com, and my the punch line, Gottfried’s actually been Twitter @realGilbert, but right now I have talking to your kids for years now, most a podcast called Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing notably as the parrot Iago from Disney’s Colossal Podcast that you can subscribe to Aladdin. on iTunes. And that’s been doing well, rat- When he talked to me – at 9 a.m. on a Sat- ings-wise, at least from what I can make urday morning – we reflected on such du- of the numbers. I interviewed Dick Cavett, plicity, as well as getting arrested in drag, Jeff Ross, a bunch of people. And mainly, The Beatles, hand lotion, and old-school I like finding out more of the connections show business. to “old” Hollywood, so I interviewed Sara Cory Vaillancourt: So we’re early risers Karloff, Boris Karloff’s daughter. And that today. Why do you let your people do this was interesting, like whenever you feel like to you? you can get some connection with classic Gilbert Gottfried: Yeah, it’s just inhu- showbiz... and this comedian Marty Al- mane what we have to put up with, waking len... up before noon. CV: Of [seminal 1960s comedy team] Al- CV: I hear ya. Have you ever been to Erie len and Rossi? before? GG: Allen and Rossi! Yeah! You know GG: It’s a weird thing – I never remember them? places that I’ve worked or cities I’ve been CV: I do! My dad lives in Vegas, and he Contributed Photo Contributed to; there are places, entire cities where I used to bump into Rossi out there all the swear I’ve never been before and then I get time. What’s interesting is that they were to the club and I’ve signed their wall. So arched eyebrow and looking like you’re re- Comedian Gilbert Gottfried will there when the Beatles made their first ap- for all I know I was in Erie, Pennsylvania, ally sad and personally affected by it. But if perform live at Jr’s Last Laugh June 26 pearance on Ed Sullivan. working, just three days ago. you look at it as anything other than that, to 28. GG: That’s right! Allen and Rossi followed CV: Well, we’re glad to have you back, re- then you’re being the bad-taste one. the Beatles on Ed Sullivan! gardless of whether or not you’ve been here Another thing that also got me about the GG: And chicken blood all over my walls. CV: Supposedly Rossi’s good friends with before. media is that if something is said that they I’ll be writing, “Praise Satan.” Paul. They hang out. GG: [Laughs] So when I’m on stage I’ll think is in bad taste, or something is shown CV: That brings up another good point; GG: Yeah, and Marty Allen, here’s this 90- just scream out, “It’s great to be back!” that they think shouldn’t be shown, they there’s amazingly little information about year old funny looking Jew with frizzy hair CV: I really enjoy your material, and I show it and they repeat it, and it’s okay for your private life out there. How have you and bulging eyes, and he’s going “As my wanted to ask you a little bit about that cre- them because they’re just reporting on it. been able to keep it so private? friend John Lennon used to say...” ative process. How do you write your jokes? I think people like the idea of being of- GG: Well, the reason there’s very little And to me that’s just jaw-dropping. I GG: [Laughing] I certainly don’t plan fended. about it and I’ve been able to keep it private would love to have eavesdropped on some very well. Anything in my act is something CV: Even going back to a guy like Don is that there’s nothing really all that inter- of the conversations those two had. that came to me at one time or another, or Rickles. esting. That’s the problem. If I had a more CV: Well, let’s wind this up so we can both over a period of time. But the actual sitting GG: Oh yeah! But now, especially with the interesting private life, it’d probably be all get back to bed. down – I’ve written some articles; I have an Internet, it’s like you could say, “I like jelly over the place. GG: [laughing] Yes! article that’s coming out in Playboy next beans” and you’ll get people outraged. CV: So what do you do when you’re not CV: What can people expect from your month – with articles or the book I wrote, I CV: With all that being said, how much working? How do you keep yourself happy? show here at Jr’s Last Laugh at the end of had to sit down and write, but as far as my duck do you eat each year? GG: Oh... [laughing] June? act, I never had that good work ethic. GG: [Laughs] Yeah, no, I’ve crossed that CV: Or is this going back to your personal GG: They can expect to sit there for CV: Let’s talk about tragedy and comedy – off. I do enjoy walking through Chinatown scandal? about five minutes, look at each other, tsunamis and schools shootings, you know seeing the ducks hanging on the hooks GG: I keep myself happy by always having and say, “Who’s idea was it to see Gilbert – hilarious stuff. though. a good supply of hand lotion. Gottfried?!” GG: Yes! CV: Your professional life has not been CV: Smooth. Now, you’ve been around CV: What can you say about a media that without scandal, but your personal life – as a while, you’ve seen a lot of people and Gilbert Gottfried is scheduled to perform survives by pushing this shit to the front far as I know – has been remarkably scan- worked with a lot of people. Who do you at Jr’s Last Laugh on June 26, 27, and page but then crucifies you for saying it? dal-free. If you were to be involved in some think are the up-and-coming or the next 28. For tickets, visit jrslastlaugh.com. GG: It’s a wonderful hypocrisy. The whole sort of personal scandal what kind would generation of comedians in your style? media world loves tragedy – I’ve heard it it be? GG: Wow, I don’t know [pauses]. See, it’s Cory Vaillancourt can be contacted at referred to as “tragedy porn.” And it really GG: I think finding dead bodies buried hard for me to watch comedy, like stand- cVaillancourt@ErieReader. is. It’s something everyone gets turned on under my floorboards, and I’d be arrested up comedy – for me, watching comedy is com. To follow this story or by and everyone wants to have the next big in full drag. like going to work on your day off. 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By: John Lindvay

ction figures are small armatures of pressed Aplastic glued together with points of articulation. They run the gamut of pop-culture and typically we remember them from our youth. Ac- tion Toy Man is Erie’s locally owned toyshop that makes us all regress to our six-year- old selves and be washed with waves of nostalgia. Action Toy Man is a three-story store on the corner where Elmwood Avenue meets 26th Street. Inside are dioramas galore of all your favorite memories of childhood. Groupings of Star Wars, Superman, Legos, and Transformers are set around the store. Walls are covered floor to ceiling in boxed action figures. Outside, I was a self-proclaimed grown-ass man; inside, I’m 10 years old again, attempting to resist every urge to sit down cross-legged and play with the set of Street Shark figures. Yes – STREET SHARKS! I bet Patrick Short, owner- you forgot about them, just like I did until I one has at least a few great memories from operator of Action Toy saw a set of them sitting on a shelf, begging their childhood, and more likely than not, to be taken home. those memories can be unlocked by seeing Man, stands amidst Patrick Short is the owner-operator of Ac- the toys of their youth. the vast collection of tion Toy Man. Did you know that this store Modern toy makers are always looking to collectables, including — has been around since 2010? I didn’t – and find a way to recreate the toys from our youth yes! — Street Sharks. for that, I am ashamed! Patrick, after losing today. While it may seem very basic and cap- his job at KB Toys while still finishing up his italistic, it still allows us to look back at those college degree to become an electrician, de- good memories. “It’s the subconscious that’s cided he wanted to open his own store sell- chasing after those good memories,” Patrick ing action figures – something he was pre- added. destined to do. part listening and one part “Figures have just been my whole life; be- responding to what the cus- tween having a brother who is ten years old- Patrick spent the majority tomers want. er [and his collection of Star Wars toys]… it of his childhood peddling “I built this store one cus- just never stopped.” His older brother loved tomer at a time,” Patrick ad- Star Wars, and so Patrick spent the majority Garbage Pail Kids cards to mits. Which isn’t too surpris- of his childhood peddling Garbage Pail Kids bank money to purchase ing, because after I left having cards to bank money to purchase Star Wars Star Wars figures. talked to him for 30 minutes figures. When talking to Patrick, it becomes about his store, I immediate-

clear that he not only loves these figures, he ly wondered when I could get John Lindvay by Photo loves sharing that love with his customers. Currently the store is an impressive sight back there to look and talk When he first opened, he thought that to behold. With a recently opened third some more. This is old-school his store would only attract others just like floor where board games and G.I Joes are small-business 101: make sure each custom- told me. In response to this, he turned half himself (read: collectors, geeks, nerds, etc.). displayed, the store is massive and will al- er leaves with a great impression, then they the upstairs into an apartment for future po- Except that wasn’t the case at all. He gets ev- low Patrick to continue to grow. As of now, will sell the store for you through recom- tential members-only Pay-Per-View events eryone from kids, to grandparents, and ev- he estimates that he has over hundreds of mendations. He does admit, however, that or perhaps weekend classes on building co- eryone in-between. thousands of individual pieces, but there are the first year was nearly impossible. Looking splay outfits. While most of those details ar- He is a father himself, and it’s no surprise probably over a million pieces for sale, as he at his numbers, many would have thrown en’t hammered out yet, I have to admit I’ll be that his son loves the same types of toys as has over 130 consignment partners that he the towel in and moved on to the next proj- waiting in line to sign up. he did. Except in their house, it breaks down works with. ect. But he persevered. like this: In one corner is Patrick’s old small Erie tries very hard to behave as a large city The future is looking bright for this little John Linvday can be contacted at jLindvay@ Wrestlemania ring and in his son’s, is the but stores like this struggle to survive here. toyshop that could. Recently, Patrick has ErieReader.com, and you can follow him newer larger Summer Slam ring. Action Toy Man is the only action figure begun the works of creating a membership on Twitter @FightStrife. To This carries over to all the genres, and it’s store we have, and it has been a long road program. “Customers kept asking me, ‘Hey follow this story or comment, something Patrick says the toy manufactur- to get to his modest level of success Patrick do you have a place where I could get a coffee scan the QR code or visit ers got right. Patrick commented that every- enjoys today. The secret he said was one and sit and read or just hangout?’” Patrick http://erirdr.com/oyua5 20 | Erie Reader | ErieReader.com June 25, 2014 Answer to Last Issue’s Sudoku Puzzle

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June 25, 2014 ErieReader.com | Erie Reader | 21 ER Sports Recognizing the Plethora of Local Talent

By: James R. LeCorchick

FELT FOR many years that athletes from you have to see this player at Harbor Creek. other season. the Erie area have been overlooked by He could be special.” It was a banner junior year for Tru- Icolleges when it comes to recruiting, but Jordano added, “I thought that was cool that cilla, as he had 11 tackles for loss, it appears that is starting to change. I have to a coach from another team took the time to five-and-a-half sacks, forced three give credit to the coaches as well as the media call. So I added that to what Coach McQuee- fumbles, and recovered three loose for helping get the word out on our talented ney described and thought we better get up balls. His prowess on the defensive youngsters. there and see him.” side of the ball earned him first- It is becoming more and more apparent that Jordano and his staff travelled to Ainsworth team all-state honors on several schools in all sports, and all divisions, are for a playoff and game and came away im- squads. aware of the top-quality athletes we are pro- pressed. “He just looked very athletic and Trucilla had 11 D-I offers when he ducing, many excelling at a high-level. Just carried himself like a pitcher,” he added. “He made his decision, and many, many this past season, a few examples include Vil- has good size and will definitely get bigger more were still knocking on the la Maria’s Kayla McBride (Notre Dame) and and stronger. We’re excited to get him.” door. When asked why he made his General McLane’s Val Majewski (Edinboro The Pitt coach also pointed out he thought decision before his senior season, the articu- believe you don’t go back on your word.” University) who garnered national honors in Erie high school baseball was very good and late performer told the Erie Reader, “The Uni- ON A DOWN NOTE, I was a bit taken basketball. versity of Virginia was one of the first schools aback – actually I was totally stunned – when Here is a quick look at a couple of Erie’s fin- to offer,” adding that, “their coaching staff the General McLane School Board opened est who recently accepted Division I offers: It is becoming more believed in me, and I felt it was a perfect fit the coaching position for boys basketball, from the time I walked on the campus. I felt first-year coachBrian Schulz being forced to ISAAC MATTSON (HARBOR CREEK) and more apparent that immediately it was a perfect balance of aca- reapply if he so wishes. This future University of Pittsburgh Panther schools in all sports, and demics and athletics for me.” Schulz, the son of legendary GM coach had a tremendous season for the Huskies, Trucilla added, “I am interested in majoring Andy Schulz, who he replaced, posted a 15-8 starring on the mound, in the field, and at all divisions, are aware of in business and they have a great school for record in his initial season with an inexpe- the bat. At Pitt, however, he will concentrate the top-quality athletes this.” rienced squad. The Lancers were eliminated on pitching, and his senior stats show why we are producing, many Regarding his first three years at CP, the in the District 10 playoffs by Oil City High Panthers coach Joe Jordano is excited about Rambler ace explained, “I feel blessed to be School. that. excelling at a high-level. part of such a successful program. Winning I have no idea what the reasoning was While pitching HC into the District 10 a state championship and playing with the to open this job, especially at such a late semi-finals, the right-handed hurler com- great upperclassmen was something I’ll nev- date, but I do know it’s not fair to the bas- piled a 7-1 record with an ERA of 0.85, strik- that there are other players they are keeping er forget. ketball players. By the time the GM board ing out an incredible 93 batters in just 491/3 their eyes on. “Their leadership was so important, and it gets around to naming a coach, summer innings. It’s no wonder Jordano, a former There’s no doubt the Panthers landed a good made me realize how important it is to lead camps and workouts will be over, and this standout at Tech High School and Westmin- one by signing the Huskies star. by example. I hope I can follow in their foot- is when winning programs make the most ster College is delighted to have the Huskies steps. Also, the direction and support I have progress. ace on board. JAMES TRUCILLA (CATHEDRAL PREP) received from Coach [Mike] Mischler and However, this is the same district that had Mattson was also a star at the plate as he The highly-regarded defensive tackle has his staff are incredible.” its football team move from Class AAA batted a gaudy .537 with seven doubles, seven established himself as one of the top defend- Speaking of Coach Mischler, the Rambler to Class AAAA for the playoffs, for what- home runs, and 28 runs batted in. ers in the high school ranks, the Rambler ace boss told the ER about Trucilla, “First of all, ever reason. And this isn’t exactly fair to At Pitt, Mattson will be playing for former ranking as a three-star prospect by Rivals. when I think of James, I think of a young man that squad, as the Lancers struggled in the Mercyhurst College coach Jordano, who com. Three stars is an extremely high-rating with great character and great desire. post-season in the lower class as it was. is the all-time winning-est baseball coach for someone entering his senior season, as “His work ethic is incredible, and he has There is no doubt in my mind the open- in Panthers’ history in his 15 seasons. The an example Notre Dame just signed a pair of done things in the weight room I’ve never ing of the basketball job was political and ex-Centaur great had led his Pitt team to 10 three-star defensive linemen. seen done by a high school player. He can until the board releases a reasonable expla- post-season appearances and developed a The 6-2, 270-pound prospect will play in the bench 245 pounds 21 times and this really im- nation, I will continue to believe that. I’m dozen All-Americans, 49 of his players sign- Atlantic Coast Conference for the University pressed the college scouts.” guessing the little “Skipper,” or “Chipper,” ing professional contracts. of Virginia Cavaliers. The highly-successful Rambler coach add- didn’t get enough playing time and the In 2010, the Erie native was named the Trucilla, a rugged performer, who is known ed, “James is very athletic for his size and re- board took matters into its own hands. Chuck Tanner Collegiate Manager of the Year. for his quickness and power, will take a win- ally understands the game. He provides great A grave mistake! When queried how he heard about the HC ning attitude to UVA, as he has played in just leadership on and off the field.” Ironically enough, Andy Schulz was fired standout, the Pitt mentor explained, “His one losing game as a two-year starter for the As far as committing to the University of 30 years ago by a GM School Board after coach Tim McQueeney first emailed me and Ramblers, CP posting a 28-1 mark in his soph- Virginia and sticking with it, Trucilla pointed his first season, but got the job back after then Prep coach Dave Hess called me.” Hess, omore and junior seasons while capturing out, “Coach and my parents have a rule about a firestorm of public opinion. He went on who teaches at Harbor Creek, said, “Coach, one state title and going to the state semis his making a commitment and sticking with it. I to coach 29 years, posting a sizzling overall record of 600 wins and just 179 Top: CATHEDRAL PREP wide setbacks while capturing numer- receiver Charley Fessler has ous D-10 crowns and a state title. Will history repeat itself? committed to play his college football at Northwestern James R. LeCorchick can be University in the Big 10. Left: contacted at JRLSportsReport@ CATHEDRAL PREP defensive gmail.com, and you can follow tackle James Trucilla picks up him on Twitter @JRLSports. To sack against Lake Catholic. Right: follow this story or Trucilla sacks the Buffalo St. comment, scan the QR Joseph quarterback. code or visit http://

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